All language subtitles for The Republic of Sarah 1x09 - Sons and Daughters (English)

Uh, Kathy?

Kathy, can you go downstairs
and grab the chafing dishes?

Um, Jim? Jim! Hey, we need more chairs.

More chairs. There should
be six at every table.

Hey.

Is everything okay?
You seem a little tense.

No, I'm-I'm fine. I'm fine.

Is Weston gonna be back
in time for the party?

Uh, no. He's got work in New York

until after the holidays.

At least we got to spend some time
together during the blizzard.

Glad somebody enjoyed it.

It was a lot less romantic
spending time at Sweetie Pie.

Uh, okay. At least you
had food and company.

Corinne is the one who
really got screwed.

What? I didn't get screwed.

- There was no screwing.
- Yeah, but being alone,

trapped in town hall by yourself
all night couldn't have been fun.

Oh, yeah. I mean, yeah.

Yeah. That was... It was pretty bad.

Okay, if you guys are gonna help,

you have to pay attention.

The round ornaments
should be spaced evenly.

Everyone listen to her.
She takes this very seriously,

and she carries a gun.

Well, I need it in case
I see the Grinch.

Fuzzy green bastard tries
to steal my favorite holiday,

I'll put two in his chest.

- Found more lights downstairs.
- Thanks, Adam.

Check it out. We can make
it a Dickens Christmas.

These can be the Ghosts
of Christmas Future.

No. Put these back and get
the real ones from downstairs.

Please.

You're, uh, very cute
when you're being bossy.

I don't get it.

- So, we have to sweep the ice?
- Yeah.

You see there? It helps the
stone go further and straighter.

Okay, well, no offense,

but this would be a lot more
fun if Bella was with us.

Yeah, well, her dad's being
a real pain in the ass.

Hey, does this place have a snack bar?

You're the one who wanted
to learn about winter stuff.

Okay, yeah, but I thought we
were gonna, like, watch Frozen

and drink hot chocolate.

- That's soccer mom winter.
- I don't know.

I'm from L.A.

Real winter is, like, cold
and dark and full of curling.

Sounds like you really love it.

Had to, growing up in North Dakota.

Is it weird not being with
your parents for Christmas?

Get used to it.

You know, with my mom in prison,

this is my first Christmas without her.

Well, your dad is the man.

I'm sure you guys are
gonna have lots of fun.

So, this is pretty simple.

It's basically just like bowling.

Uh, just get in position,

and you just push off.

That's all there is to it.

Come on, grab a stone.

Okay.

Oh, wait, hold that position.
I want to memorialize the moment.

Dude, you and that camera.
I think I liked it better

when you were hiding the
whole photography thing.

All right, just do it. Come on.

- No.
- Wow.

Did I win?

- Alexis.
- Hi, Bella.

I'm so glad that you called.

I was looking at some
photos of us, and...

... I guess I just... wanted to see you.

Maybe talk about what happened.

Yes. Yes, of course.

I know about AJ.

Um...

- H-How did... How did you...
- I figured it out during the blizzard

when I was stuck in
Sweetie Pie with her.

I was really angry at first, but...

We talked about it a little bit,

and she told me that
you still care about me.

That you like being my stepmom.

Oh, honey.

Of course I like being your stepmom.

I love being your stepmom.

And I love you. Nothing
is ever gonna change that.

Then why would you cheat on my dad?

I have made so many mistakes,

but hurting you and your
father the way that I did,

that was the worst one.

And I am so sorry, Bella.

I want to be there for you.

If you'll let me.

- Surprise!
- Piper.

Hey.

I thought you were spending Christmas

- with your family.
- Oh, I changed my mind.

I couldn't stand the thought of you
being all alone for the holidays.

That's amazing.

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You know, you could've told me

this was an ugly sweater party.

I didn't even know you were coming.

I wanted to get here earlier,
but the blizzard messed up travel

all over New England.

It stinks.

Getting snowed in together
would've been fun.

Well, you didn't miss much.

I missed you.

You sure you want to go
to this thing tonight?

I mean, it's just a dumb townie thing.

I think it sounds like fun.

Come on.

You already zipped me
into my fancy dress.

We'll go for a bit, we'll
eat some figgy pudding,

and then we'll come back here,

and you can unzip me
from my fancy dress.

? In Dulci jubilo ?

? Let us our homage show ?

? Our heart's joy reclineth ?

? In praesepio ?

? And like a bright star shineth ?

? Matris in gremio ?

? Alpha es et O ?

? Alpha es et O. ?

Hey. Uh, are we cool?

Yeah. What do you mean?

We haven't really talked
since Sweetie Pie,

and it kind of feels like
maybe things between us

- are...
- We're fine.

Oh.

Did you, uh, lose a fight
with Thanksgiving?

No. I was trying to feed Zoe's
two-year-old in the playroom, and...

Everyone, look who I found.

Hey, Piper.

This lovely lady is my wife, Corinne.

We've met. Hi again.

- Yeah?
- Grab a chair.

- Hey. Hey.
- Hi.

It's so hard having you home
from boarding school,

but not being able to see you at all.

If your dad doesn't chill, you know,

I might just start sneaking
in your window at night.

Tyler, no. If he catches you,
I'll never get to see you again,

and I love you too much to risk that.

- I love you, too.
- Ugh.

True love. It's gross.

- Move out of the way.
- Okay.

That's enough from the comment section,

- thanks.
- Oh, I'm sorry.

Just been trying to help
my dad with the buffet,

and he's been driving me crazy
with all of his Christmas jokes.

So, where are your families?

Well, my sister picked up an extra shift

- at the hospital, so...
- Mm.

And my dad's not exactly
in the Christmas spirit.

Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. You okay?

He's just been a lot lately,

and it sucks that I can't
see you guys more

before I go back to school.

I know.

Well, you're here now,

and I do believe there's
a game of broomball

at Bailey Pond later tonight

if you guys want to throw down.

Dude, is this another winter thing?

Call it phase two of your training.

Oh, come on.

I missed curling?

Can we please do it for me?

- Okay, perfect.
- Come on.

Dude, another sport with a broom.

Let's go. It'll be fun. Come on.

- Oh, my God.
- Let's go.

So, Greylock is really into Christmas.

Best holiday of the year.

You should come caroling with us

- at the senior center tomorrow.
- Oh, no, I don't sing.

Most of them are pretty
hard of hearing anyway.

They just really like the
maple cookies we bring.

Oh, hey, sweetie, sweetie.
Will you come say hi to everyone?

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Hi.
- Hi, guys.

Merry Christmas. Hey, Dad,

one of the reindeers just puked outside.

- Want to come see?
- Are you kidding?

Of course I want to come see.

Oh, hey.

? So, take my hand ?

? Let's go... ?

- Hey, Dad.
- Hey, Danny.

Can't believe they're still
doing the Winter Wassail.

Well, uh, you want to grab some food

and come join us in the corner?

I'd, um, love for you
to meet my fianc�e.

Oh.

Yeah, yeah, of course.

Well, see you over there.

Were you actually just
being civil to Dad?

Yeah, well, while you were relaxing
alone in your motel room,

I was trapped in the blizzard with him.

And it was talk to him or kill him.

Danny says that you're Sarah's friend.

Yeah. Yes.

We are, uh, BFFs for life.

I'm just getting to know her,

but she seems great.

Oh, she's the greatest.
She's, you know...

Marry Danny Cooper, you get the
world's greatest sister-in-law

in the package. It's...

You-you hit the wedding jackpot.

I-I'm a very lucky girl.

Uh, Dad, this is Piper, my fianc�e.

Piper, this is my dad, Paul.

It is really nice to meet you.

Well, I'm very excited to
meet this beautiful fianc�e

I've been hearing all about.

I see where Danny gets his charm.

So, uh, Piper, um, I know
you live in New York.

Tell me what it is that you do?

I'm the CFO of a nonprofit called
"Growing Hope Transnational,"

and we provide crops and
agronomy training to farmers

- in developing nations.
- Well. "Teach a man to fish."

- Yes, exactly.
- Beauty, brains and a heart of gold.

Marry this girl. Don't let her get away.

I'm not going anywhere. Don't worry.

Hmm.

That was a resounding success.

- You make a great Christmas Captain.
- Yeah.

Yeah, thanks for all your help.

Hey, are you okay? What's going on?

You were snippy earlier
when we were setting up,

all night you looked like
you were seeing ghosts.

No, I'm fine.

Just, then, let me get you
home to Adam, okay?

- Okay.
- Come on.

We can do the rest tomorrow, Corinne.

Corinne?

I slept with Danny.

What?

I wasn't alone during the blizzard.

Danny was here with me,
and... we were together,

and we were... together.

I love Adam.

He's sweet, and he's
attentive, and he...

he's loyal.

And he takes care of me and supports me.

But no one has ever made me
feel the way that Danny does.

When I'm with him, I feel...

beautiful and smart and strong.

I feel like me. I feel like the
best version of me, and I...

- Hey, hey, hey.
- What am I gonna do?

You made a mistake. You made a mistake.

It happens.

Danny is a fantasy.

Adam has done nothing but adore you

since the moment that you met.

You two have built an
amazing life together.

He's the father of your child.

Adam is Josh's father, right?

Corinne?

Corinne?

The night before Danny
left six years ago,

we had sex, and we weren't very careful.

And then he was gone.

And then, a couple days later,

you and AJ and Grover took me
to that party in Clarksville

- to try to cheer me up.
- Yeah, yeah, I remember.

That's where you met Adam.

I was drunk, and I was desperate.

I just...

I wanted to feel affection.

I needed... to feel loved again.

So that night, I kissed Adam,

and that night,
we slept together, and...

It all happened so fast,
neither of us had a...

And a month later,
I found out I was pregnant.

So I told myself that it was Adam's.

It had to be.

He was a great guy, and I knew
he would be a good dad,

and I was right.

But when I think about Josh...

... and the idea that...

- that Danny could be his...
- Hey, stop, stop.

Don't.

Don't do this.

Fatherhood is not about DNA.
It's about showing up.

If anyone knows that, it's me.

And Adam has shown up.

He is Josh's father in
every way that counts.

You're right.

Thank you for talking me off the ledge.

Come on, let's go.

- Okay.
- Let's get you home. Let's get you home.

Come on.

Come on. Hey.

Dig in. Got to fuel up before skating.

Actually, we are not going skating.

Where are we going?

To meet a Realtor.

I found a few houses in town

that I thought would
be cool to check out.

In Greylock?

Your job is here, your-your
sister and your dad are here.

As of three weeks ago,

you're an elected official here.

I mean, you in Greylock and
me in New York was fine

when it was just for
a little while, but...

I know I'm just springing this on you.

And you can totally say "no."

I just thought it might help us
stay connected while you're here.

It sounds great.

Yeah. Yeah, it sounds great.

Yeah? Wow. Oh, my gosh!

Let's go look at houses.

Let's go look at houses.

Cheers.

No, honey.

No, Dad, you haven't eaten all day.

Listen, I was thinking maybe I
could take some of those boxes

over to Alexis's hotel,
see if she wants anything.

Did Alexis ask you to do that?

What? No. She didn't
ask me to do anything.

So you spoke with her?

Bella, I don't want you seeing her.

She's still my family, Dad.

I wish that she was still our family,

but she has made it clear
that she doesn't want to be.

So it's just you and me now.

We have to help each other, okay?

Here, have-have a seat.

Sit down.

I've been thinking.

Maybe you should come home. For good.

You know, no more Cabot Hall,

no more boarding school six hours away.

You come back to Greylock,
and-and we'll just be a family.

What do you think?

I give you, Rudolph the
Red-Nosed Rein-Beer,

Luis's latest invention.

Dark Irish stout topped with whipped
cream, crushed peppermint

- and gingerbread antlers.
- Mm.

- It's Christmas in a glass.
- Mmm.

I love Christmas.

- You sure about that?
- Mm.

What is that supposed to mean?

This is my second Christmas
without Patience.

The holiday stuff I used to love
just... makes me sad now.

I'm sorry for that. Really.

But what does that have to do with me?

Your eyes.

It's like looking in a mirror.

I don't think you're the Christmas
fanatic you claim to be.

I think you hate this
holiday as much as I do.

My dad used to make
Christmas so special.

But... then he got sick.

Uh, it's just easier to
pretend things are okay

than to face the fact that Christmas
is never gonna be the same.

But just so you know:

you don't have to pretend
with me anymore.

Hmm.

- Sarah. Hi.
- Hi. Nice morning for a run.

Actually, do you...
do you have a second?

- Yeah. Sure. What's up?
- Uh,

did Danny tell you that
we're buying a house here?

- No, but makes sense, I guess.
- Yeah.

The thing is, we looked at
a dozen places yesterday,

and he... he kept finding
reasons not to like them.

He nixed one place because
he said it was haunted.

Oh, that's Fishman Lodge. It is haunted.

By who?

Fishman.

He was murdered by his wife in 1814

'cause she caught him in bed
with the local leech collector.

Oh, charming.

Anyway, do you know if anything's
going on with Danny?

He has, like, a lot of really,
really tough memories in Greylock.

Might be why he's dragging his feet.

But he's doing so much better now.

It really... It just...

It feels like he's made peace
with so much of that stuff.

I mean, maybe he was just
having an off day yesterday.

I-I don't... I'm sure you guys will
find a place that you both like.

Yeah, I hope so.

Ah, thank you.

Yeah. Anytime. Have a good run.

Thanks.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Okay, so are you ready
to, uh, resume your life

as the Queen Bee of Greylock High?

Please. I was a drone at best.

I don't know.

I miss hanging out with you and Tyler.

It really sucks that you guys are
building a country from scratch,

knowing I'm not involved.

But I don't know. The thing is, I'm
not just coming back to you guys.

I'd be coming back to...

- Pennywise in father form?
- Yeah.

I just had a lot more freedom
at boarding school.

I picked my classes,
I picked my activities.

That makes me feel like
a horrible daughter

because he really needs me right now.

But he's also really busy being...

- Pennywise in father form?
- Yeah.

Listen, I-I get it.

You know, before my mom got locked up,

I had to take care of her a lot.

And it was really hard sometimes.

But when I moved here,
I didn't have to do that anymore,

and I felt free, too.

Whether you stay in Greylock
or you go back to Cabot,

I've got your back.

And I know Tyler does, too.

Thank you.

What, so ruining Corinne's life
once wasn't enough for you?

You needed to come back and do it again?

- Sarah...
- I know that you guys slept together

the night of the blizzard.

I really, really hoped I could
avoid having this conversation.

Discussing my brother's sex
life is, like, as appealing

- as getting a root canal.
- Yet here you are, pulling teeth.

You just can't help yourself, can you?

Okay, I'm not the one with
the impulse control problem.

Danny, Corinne's a mess.

Your fianc�e just asked me
why you were acting so weird.

I mean, come on, Danny.

What the hell were you thinking?

I wasn't. That's the point.
It just... happened.

Sex doesn't just happen.

You know how I know that?

Because I've never been on
my way to the grocery store

and accidentally wound up
in the missionary position.

- It's not that simple, Sarah.
- You should've stopped it.

I couldn't.

Because you didn't want to.

Because I love her.

You don't love her, Danny.

You love what she represents.

Oh, yeah? And what's that?

Hope.

Growing up, Corinne was your safe haven.

When things with Mom
were at their worst,

she was the only person

who could make you smile
again in the morning.

I-I'm sure being with her
made you feel that way again.

But that's not love, Danny.
That's nostalgia.

You have to stop living in the past.

You got to focus on the future,
future with someone

who supports you and cherishes you

and shows up for you when you need them.

Piper is an amazing woman, Danny.

She deserves better than this.

You have to make things right with her.

The hell is that?

The answer to our Christmas problems.

You gonna poison Santa
with a strawberry daiquiri?

No. Okay.

All this... holiday stuff bums us out

because it reminds us of the
way our lives used to be.

- Mm-hmm.
- Old traditions reopen old wounds.

So it got me thinking.

Maybe... it's time to
start new traditions.

Such as?

A group dedicated to
ignoring the holidays.

We'll call it the Anti-Christmas
Christmas Club.

Listen,

while everyone is baking
cookies and-and...

singing carols and basking in winter,

we're gonna go the opposite direction.

Mm.

Summertime.

Exactly.

The Anti-Christmas Christmas Club

is going to cook barbecues
and watch summertime movies

and drink fruity umbrella drinks.

- What do you think?
- Mm.

- I'm in.
- All right.

- Now, talk to me about summer movies.
- Okay.

That's the last one.

Lots of good memories in here.

I guess I couldn't blame your dad
if he wanted to burn them all.

I think he just ran out of matches.

Then... thank you for
braving the potential fire

to bring me all this.

Yeah. I needed a break anyway.

I swear, the more time I spend with him,

the more I'm inclined
to pass on his offer.

To stay in Greylock? I thought
that's what you wanted.

In a perfect world. But...

things over at 462 Lily Lane

aren't exactly perfect right now.

He's beyond irrational.

However bad things may be with
you and your dad right now,

there won't be any "you and your
dad" at all if you run from him.

I just... wish I could have
the freedom of Cabot

while still keeping everything
I love in Greylock.

If that's what you want,
you should ask for it.

Honestly.

The reason that my marriage
with your father failed

is that I never asked him
for what I wanted.

Yeah, my dad's a pretty
open-minded guy for a boomer,

but I don't think he would've
been down with a throuple.

Oh.

I meant emotionally.

Your father is a good man.

I should have been brave enough
to share my truth with him.

And then... even if we had broken up,

we could've done it amicably.

But, instead, I acted like a coward

and ran away to get what I wanted.

If you go back to Cabot, go
because you want to be there,

not because you're
running from your dad.

You're braver than that, Bell.

You're braver than me.

I don't get why you're so bummed out.

I mean, we went curling.

We played broomball. I mean,
you just won the oldest...

sled race in New England
on a dinner tray.

Winter's your bitch now, basically.

You look like you're going to a funeral.

I mean, not literally.

I don't know. I just... keep
thinking about my mom

and how Christmas was...

always a thing that we did together.

And I should be really
miserable this month, but I...

You're not.

No.

Okay, what does it mean
if I like my life in Greylock

more than I like my life in L.A.?

Does that make me a really bad daughter?

No. Just 'cause you're happy
doesn't make you a bad daughter.

Besides, you write your mom,
like, every week, right?

Well, when I first got here,
it was really easy.

I sent her all kinds of letters.

But, you know, the more
time I spend in Greylock,

the more it feels like home

and the less I know what
I'm supposed to say to her.

'Cause, you know, if I tell
her that I hate it here,

she'll worry about me.

But then if I tell her I love it,

it's like a slap in the face.
Like, "Look, Mom.

Look how well I'm doing without you."

I don't know. I just...

I don't know what to write these days.

So I just fully...
I fully stopped writing.

I'll bring you a milkshake.

You should write your mom.

You're Sarah's dad, right?

Mm-hmm.

You know, everyone says
you're a deadbeat dad

who walked out on his family.

Why the hell would I listen to you?

Um, I don't know your mother.

But... I'm guessing that,
if she's in prison,

she might've made a few
mistakes along the way.

Most people, when they screw up,

their-their first concern is,
uh, how it's gonna affect them.

Parents, it's a little
different, you know?

We just... close our eyes

and squeeze our hands together and...

pray that whatever fire we might
have started doesn't burn you.

Especially if we're the
kind of parent that...

starts a lot of fires.

Mm.

Take it from the deadbeat
dad who left his family.

Your mom will be thrilled to know
that you're doing well without her.

I promise.

Hi. Okay, I got your text.

- Um... it's not what it looks like.
- Good.

Because what it looks like
is you sent samples of DNA

from Adam, Josh and Danny to a company

that does 24-hour paternity tests,

and you used my name and email address

- to hide it from your husband.
- Yeah.

It's exactly what it looks like then.

How did you even get a
sample of Danny's DNA?

Danny and I were together in town hall.

We...

Uh, we... On top of my jacket.

- And there was some of his...
- No, no.

- Um, hair.
- No. Okay.

His hair was stuck to
the inside of my jacket.

And it's a different color
than Adam's or Josh's,

so I-I know that it's, uh, Danny's.

Corinne, this was...
this was, uh, pretty bad

when I was just a witness.

I'm not interested in being
an accomplice as well.

I know. I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry, but, um...

Why are you even doing this?

I mean, you teach Greek mythology.
For God's sake, if anyone knows

what happens when you open
Pandora's box, it's you.

I just have to... know
who Josh's dad is.

You do.

You do know who his dad is.

He's the guy who has...
who has been there for you

and supported you

and loved you.

And his name is Adam.

Yeah.

You're right. You're...

But ever since my night with...

Danny, I can't... eat and I can't sleep.

And I look at Josh,

and I hear this ringing in my ears.

And, y-yeah, I teach Greek mythology,

but I also teach Edgar Allan Poe.

And this thing, this situation
is like the tell-tale heart.

And I can't... I can't ignore
it anymore. I-I have to...

I really want it to be Adam, you know?

I'd give anything for it to be Adam.

Because then I w... I would know

that I'm exactly where I'm
supposed to be and that the...

the decision I made six years
ago was the right one.

Okay.

And what if it's Danny?

Corinne, what if they email
me the paternity test results

and Danny is Josh's father?

Well, then nothing would change.

No, if... Adam's my husband.

And... he and I and Josh are a family.

And if the results say it's... Danny,

then... nothing would change.

I... I think you're kidding yourself
if you really believe that.

I know. I just have to
know. I have to know.

You ready?

I called ahead and made
sure they have that IPA

you like so much.

Why are you so good to me?

Because you're so good to me.

No, Piper, I'm not.

I, um... I have to tell you something.

It's not gonna be easy.

Somebody I trust told me that
if I-I really care about you,

then I need to make
things right between us.

And of course I care about you.

So I got to be honest.

I can't marry you.

What?

You're an amazing woman.

You're-you're smart and fun and caring,

and you're absolutely perfect.

You deserve someone
as perfect as you are.

I'm with someone who's perfect.

You have someone who wishes he were,

but knows that he isn't.

- Danny, stop.
- If we stay together,

I will only break your heart someday.

You're breaking my heart right now.

So that it happens before you've
thrown your whole life away on me.

No.

No, this isn't you.

This-this is Greylock.

It's toxic, just like you said.

Come to New York with me.

Right now. We can go back
to the way things were.

We can forget this stupid
town ever happened.

Huh? We were happy in the city.

We can be happy again.

I wish that were true.

I love you.

And you love me.

But not in a way you
deserve to be loved.

I'm so sorry.

Spam.

Hey.

- Hi.
- What are you guys making?

Oh, it's for our Anti-Christmas
Christmas Club.

It's our new weapon

- against the holiday season.
- Mm-hmm.

We're gonna shake off the winter
gloom with some summer fun.

But, AJ, you love Christmas.

Yeah, but I don't.

It's a little hard to be around
all these happy families.

- You know?
- Who else is in the club?

- Just us.
- Yeah, for now.

Though I wouldn't be surprised

if we got a new membership
application from your brother,

based off what I heard
from Piper this morning.

What did you hear?

Oh... apparently, uh, Danny ended
their engagement last night.

So, what have you, uh,
been so busy doing lately?

We were supposed to
have lunch yesterday.

I went to see Alexis.

I told you I didn't want you to see her.

Dad... stop.

I know you're really upset about her,

but you can't keep
dumping all this on me.

I'm your daughter,

not your therapy dog.

It sounds like you made up
your mind about my offer.

I have.

I want to stay in Greylock.

I want you and me to be a family again.

I'm sorry, Bella, I'm sorry
that I've been so crazy.

- It's just, um...
- It's okay, Dad.

I'm hurting, too.

- Okay?
- Okay.

Do you really want to stay?

We can't go back to the way
things were before I left.

If I come back home,

I want all the freedom
that I had at Cabot Hall.

I want to see Tyler

because he makes me
really happy and I love him,

and you can't take that away from me.

But most of all...

I want to keep seeing Alexis.

You don't have to see her,

and she would never come
over to the house, but...

she's the closest thing that
I've ever had to a mom,

and I'm not willing to give that up.

Deal?

Hi.

I can't, uh, be with you, Danny.

- Corinne...
- You and me, we had our moment, right?

And that moment is over.

We talked about it at the blizzard.

And I thought that you... understood.

I thought that... that you agreed.

Uh, I-I do.

So then why did you break off
your engagement with Piper?

That's between me and her.

No. No.

You don't get to do that.

After what happened, after all...

all of the knots you have
tied in my life this week,

you are gonna give me a real answer.

Okay.

I broke up with Piper
because I love someone else.

You know, if you really
loved that someone else,

you never would have come
back here in the first place.

How's it going?

It's not. I have been sitting
here for three hours,

and I can't even get
past the first line.

"Hey, Mom, how's prison?
You make any friends?"

"Dear Mom, I went curling last
week; it's chores on ice."

"Hi, Mom, I'm the worst daughter
ever, but Merry Christmas."

I just don't know what to say.

Maybe you shouldn't say anything at all.

I, um, went to the print
shop during my break.

Ty, these are awesome.

Send those to your mom.

Worth a thousand words, right?

_

I got your text.

They sent over the results
of the paternity test?

And?

Adam is Josh's father.

Oh, my God. Oh...

Oh, my God. Oh, thank God.

_

I heard about you and Piper.

When I said you need to make
things right with her, I didn't...

I did make things right with her, Sarah.

Are you okay?

Not really.

But, hey, it's Christmas.

You're supposed to be miserable, right?

You are if you grew up
in the Cooper house.

I would skip the whole
season if we could,

but since we can't...

I got it in the clearance bin.
I really hope it fits.

Come on.

- Um, Sarah, I'm not...
- No, no.

I'm not taking no for an answer.

Oh, come on, Danny,

don't you want to find out if
Bruce Willis saves the day?

It's Die Hard. Of course
Bruce Willis saves the day.

It's Die Hard, Sarah.

Of course Bruce Willis saves the day.

All right, if you don't come out here,

I'm gonna end up drinking your mojito.

I look like a villain from Miami Vice.

A-a dumb one.

One that gets caught.

Oh, there he is!

Ow! Ow!

- Beautiful. Perfect.
- Oh, yeah.

- So good.
- It's very good.

- Perfect timing.
- Yes, sir.

Thanks.

To hell with Christmas.

To hell with Christmas.

These are good, though.

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