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Come in. 8 00:00:14,761 --> 00:00:17,555 I can see through you and this transparent little offer to buy me off. 9 00:00:17,565 --> 00:00:19,595 Maybe, I should just let them come for you. 10 00:00:19,605 --> 00:00:21,918 If this is the way things are gonna go then fuck off, Dad. 11 00:00:23,378 --> 00:00:24,676 Shiv gave me a hall pass. 12 00:00:24,686 --> 00:00:26,298 And what? Shiv has that same arrangement? 13 00:00:26,308 --> 00:00:28,432 I don't know, Greg. It's not a competition. 14 00:00:28,647 --> 00:00:30,887 I don't think it's a good idea for him 15 00:00:30,897 --> 00:00:31,897 to come to the wedding. 16 00:00:32,355 --> 00:00:35,470 How would you like half a bill for your share of Waystar? 17 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:37,605 Why don't we talk this over with Sandy? 18 00:00:37,856 --> 00:00:39,262 Sandy Furness? 19 00:00:39,272 --> 00:00:40,971 He's already in on Waystar. 20 00:00:40,981 --> 00:00:43,220 I have the shell company attached 21 00:00:43,230 --> 00:00:45,814 to his private equity fund. 22 00:00:47,064 --> 00:00:48,595 Keep your money. Bring me in. 23 00:00:48,605 --> 00:00:49,981 We go fuck my dad together. 24 00:00:50,689 --> 00:00:52,137 Leverage buyout. Hostile. 25 00:00:52,147 --> 00:00:53,846 - What's your end? - CEO. 26 00:00:53,856 --> 00:00:55,647 And you're sure you got the stomach? 27 00:00:57,313 --> 00:00:58,522 Yeah. I'm good. 28 00:01:34,230 --> 00:01:35,355 Here they are! 29 00:01:49,272 --> 00:01:51,303 What's he do... What's he doing? 30 00:01:51,313 --> 00:01:52,428 Come on, it'll be fine. 31 00:01:52,438 --> 00:01:53,762 It'll fit! 32 00:01:53,772 --> 00:01:56,096 I'm afraid he's not gonna drive through. 33 00:01:56,106 --> 00:01:58,387 - He says it won't fit. - Well, clearly it'll fit. 34 00:01:58,397 --> 00:02:00,022 What is he, vehicle dysmorphic? 35 00:02:00,147 --> 00:02:03,054 The bridge has a three-and-a-half ton weight limit, 36 00:02:03,064 --> 00:02:04,554 and he's worried about his mirrors. 37 00:02:04,564 --> 00:02:06,012 Well, which is it, Charlotte? 38 00:02:06,022 --> 00:02:07,387 The story keeps changing. 39 00:02:07,397 --> 00:02:09,096 Hey, hey! Come on down! 40 00:02:09,106 --> 00:02:11,762 This is not my intended welcome. 41 00:02:11,772 --> 00:02:13,262 We will... We will sort it, Tom. 42 00:02:13,272 --> 00:02:14,595 Hey! 43 00:02:14,605 --> 00:02:18,012 - Morning! - Hey, good to see ya. 44 00:02:18,022 --> 00:02:19,690 We can just get buggies and... 45 00:02:19,700 --> 00:02:21,428 Buggies? How the fuck long will that take? 46 00:02:21,438 --> 00:02:23,387 We just need to round up the buggies and... 47 00:02:23,397 --> 00:02:26,220 I work in hospitality, Charlotte, so I can smell bullshit. 48 00:02:26,230 --> 00:02:28,804 - Mom! - Honey! 49 00:02:28,814 --> 00:02:30,387 Hey! Hey, Daddy! 50 00:02:30,397 --> 00:02:31,727 Hey, Tommy, it's great to see ya. 51 00:02:31,738 --> 00:02:32,790 Couple of hours?! 52 00:02:32,801 --> 00:02:34,971 It was wonderful just sitting there. 53 00:02:34,981 --> 00:02:36,397 We liked watching the planes. 54 00:02:36,408 --> 00:02:38,973 Your father thought he might have seen the man from U2. 55 00:02:38,983 --> 00:02:41,181 - OK. - And Arthur Laffer, 56 00:02:41,191 --> 00:02:43,598 of the Laffer Curve? Are they coming? 57 00:02:43,608 --> 00:02:46,932 Well, uh, could be. It's mostly rock gods and economists. 58 00:02:46,942 --> 00:02:49,348 Hey, hey, it's the Fly Guys! 59 00:02:51,608 --> 00:02:53,723 - Good to see you! - You made it, man! 60 00:02:53,733 --> 00:02:55,640 Tommy, your mother's a little thirsty. 61 00:02:55,650 --> 00:02:58,098 - Mommy, you thirsty? - A little thirsty. 62 00:02:58,108 --> 00:03:01,473 I don't want to be a trouble, Tom. It was my fault. 63 00:03:01,483 --> 00:03:03,807 Grab a bag, and then we'll go... 64 00:03:03,817 --> 00:03:05,233 I'll follow you up. 65 00:03:06,441 --> 00:03:07,973 I hope you're happy now, Charlotte, 66 00:03:07,983 --> 00:03:09,431 'cause my mother is dying of thirst. 67 00:03:09,441 --> 00:03:11,056 And I've just picked up a bag. 68 00:03:11,066 --> 00:03:13,682 I'm carrying a case on my wedding eve. 69 00:04:34,056 --> 00:04:36,596 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 70 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:50,515 All right. I gotta go. 71 00:04:50,525 --> 00:04:52,431 But I'll see you there, OK? 72 00:04:52,441 --> 00:04:54,890 I managed to change the time for the embassy, 73 00:04:54,900 --> 00:04:56,233 and... 74 00:04:59,149 --> 00:05:02,181 - Sorry. Are we OK? - Oh, yeah. 75 00:05:02,191 --> 00:05:04,139 Gil, you don't have to come to the wedding 76 00:05:04,149 --> 00:05:05,431 if you're too busy. That's... 77 00:05:05,441 --> 00:05:06,556 We've just been doing 78 00:05:06,566 --> 00:05:08,223 the media monitoring. 79 00:05:08,233 --> 00:05:11,014 Motherfuckers. I'll fucking kill him. 80 00:05:11,024 --> 00:05:12,890 I'll take them to pieces! 81 00:05:12,900 --> 00:05:14,556 He's not sleeping. 82 00:05:14,566 --> 00:05:17,306 It's what's-his-name. Got under his skin. 83 00:05:17,316 --> 00:05:19,139 Screwdriver-face. 84 00:05:19,149 --> 00:05:20,807 Oh, the bit... 85 00:05:20,817 --> 00:05:23,014 The bit where he implied he murdered his wife. 86 00:05:23,024 --> 00:05:26,306 Yeah, for some reason that's somewhat irked him. 87 00:05:26,316 --> 00:05:30,098 Gil, you don't need to focus on this. We can hit it. 88 00:05:30,108 --> 00:05:31,556 I know. I'm focused. 89 00:05:31,566 --> 00:05:34,682 I'm X-raying this briefing for salient facts. 90 00:05:34,692 --> 00:05:37,139 I mean, I don't want to make a big thing out of this, 91 00:05:37,149 --> 00:05:38,723 but is it possible your father 92 00:05:38,733 --> 00:05:42,014 is the worst human being who ever lived? 93 00:05:42,024 --> 00:05:43,682 Uh, I... I don't think that's... 94 00:05:43,692 --> 00:05:45,431 Is it true he's not coming to the wedding, 95 00:05:45,441 --> 00:05:47,775 out of... what, spite? 96 00:05:48,817 --> 00:05:50,139 Well, it's complicated. 97 00:05:50,149 --> 00:05:51,765 I want to take him out. 98 00:05:51,775 --> 00:05:53,890 I want to destroy ATN. 99 00:05:53,900 --> 00:05:55,431 I'm not sure that's wise. 100 00:05:55,441 --> 00:05:57,306 And if I said it was wise, 101 00:05:57,316 --> 00:05:58,775 would you have a problem with that? 102 00:06:02,566 --> 00:06:03,932 No. 103 00:06:03,942 --> 00:06:05,890 In the end, Gil, I'll do whatever you want. 104 00:06:05,900 --> 00:06:08,515 Siobhan, look. If there's something, 105 00:06:08,525 --> 00:06:10,858 anything, you can get me, 106 00:06:10,983 --> 00:06:12,932 I'm in a fuckin' knife fight here, 107 00:06:12,942 --> 00:06:16,149 I'm holding a dildo made out of American cheese. 108 00:06:34,316 --> 00:06:37,223 So this is really gonna happen, yeah? 109 00:06:37,233 --> 00:06:41,556 You know I don't want ICBC as part of the syndicate, right? 110 00:06:41,566 --> 00:06:45,264 Uh, 75 to 150 basis points, 111 00:06:45,274 --> 00:06:47,390 and point two percent commitment fee. 112 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:49,598 Then, uh, then, yeah. Fuck yeah. 113 00:06:49,608 --> 00:06:51,807 - I feel good. - Holy shit. 114 00:06:51,817 --> 00:06:54,682 Without them we're good to go. Let me call you back. 115 00:06:54,692 --> 00:06:58,682 Um, has your sister ever heard of Lake Como? 116 00:06:58,692 --> 00:07:02,390 Has she ever heard of Venice, St. Barts, the Maldives? 117 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:04,807 Has she heard of these locations? She must be aware of them. 118 00:07:04,817 --> 00:07:06,848 I got the call. You get the call? 119 00:07:06,858 --> 00:07:08,483 I got the fuckin' call. 120 00:07:10,483 --> 00:07:13,348 Shall we go inside? Come on. 121 00:07:13,358 --> 00:07:15,098 What? In here? 122 00:07:15,108 --> 00:07:19,223 Brother, we are putting together a hostile takeover 123 00:07:19,233 --> 00:07:21,682 of one of the largest media corporations 124 00:07:21,692 --> 00:07:22,973 in the world. 125 00:07:22,983 --> 00:07:26,024 I think we can brave some non-vintage champagne. 126 00:07:28,525 --> 00:07:32,390 Wow. Um, can we get some champagne? 127 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,473 A bottle, please? Thank you. 128 00:07:34,483 --> 00:07:36,890 What are we talkin'? Like ten days? 129 00:07:36,900 --> 00:07:38,306 Then we go in for the kill? 130 00:07:38,316 --> 00:07:40,014 - Yeah. - Can't keep it on lockdown 131 00:07:40,024 --> 00:07:41,723 for more than about ten days, right? 132 00:07:41,733 --> 00:07:44,056 - Yeah, that's about it. - John? 133 00:07:44,066 --> 00:07:47,556 - John? John! - So, like... 134 00:07:47,566 --> 00:07:48,890 Have you got any that champagne? 135 00:07:48,900 --> 00:07:50,431 the 19th for the bear hug? 136 00:07:50,441 --> 00:07:52,932 - Yeah. Good. One little thing. - Good. 137 00:07:52,942 --> 00:07:57,473 The Canadians, there seems to be a little static on some details. 138 00:07:57,483 --> 00:08:01,223 - Like what? - Like... you as CEO. 139 00:08:01,233 --> 00:08:02,890 What do you mean? 140 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:04,556 Relax. OK? 141 00:08:04,566 --> 00:08:06,223 This doesn't happen without you. 142 00:08:06,233 --> 00:08:08,556 It's normal co-investor bullshit. 143 00:08:08,566 --> 00:08:12,515 - Frank knows those guys. You want me to... - I'll handle it, dude. 144 00:08:12,525 --> 00:08:15,890 No leaks. Please. Not to Frank, not to anyone. 145 00:08:15,900 --> 00:08:17,765 Why are you so jumpy about this, Ken? 146 00:08:17,775 --> 00:08:19,598 Why am I jumpy? 147 00:08:19,608 --> 00:08:22,973 About fucking Rome, fuckin' Shiv and Connor, 148 00:08:22,983 --> 00:08:26,973 probably blowing what's left of my dad's fuckin' brain? 149 00:08:26,983 --> 00:08:30,765 About taking the company out of family control, forever? 150 00:08:30,775 --> 00:08:34,181 I don't know, Stewy. Why would that make me jumpy? 151 00:08:34,191 --> 00:08:35,890 Look, I don't give a fuck. 152 00:08:35,900 --> 00:08:38,390 But, I mean, do you want me to ask? 153 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:40,556 I'm just curious to see if she's gonna come begging. 154 00:08:40,566 --> 00:08:42,598 - Because I can ask. - I don't want to ask. 155 00:08:42,608 --> 00:08:44,973 If she wants to ask, she can ask. 156 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:48,264 'Cause I can physically see her. 157 00:08:48,274 --> 00:08:51,098 Gerri, I don't want to ask. 158 00:08:51,108 --> 00:08:52,431 OK. 159 00:08:52,441 --> 00:08:53,973 She comes crawling, 160 00:08:53,983 --> 00:08:55,765 then I'll think it over. 161 00:08:55,775 --> 00:08:57,807 - Fine. OK, I get it. - Who's there? 162 00:08:57,817 --> 00:09:00,973 - Um... - Have you seen Caroline? 163 00:09:00,983 --> 00:09:04,139 Is she still with that chinless hippie prick? 164 00:09:04,149 --> 00:09:06,598 I thought we might miss the rehearsal. 165 00:09:06,608 --> 00:09:09,098 We don't need to rehearse. We're gonna kill it. 166 00:09:09,108 --> 00:09:10,844 Did you think again about your dad 167 00:09:10,855 --> 00:09:12,264 and whether we want to reconsider... 168 00:09:12,274 --> 00:09:14,139 - Fuck him. - Right, right. 169 00:09:14,149 --> 00:09:17,014 And did you think again about whether we want to go Wambsgans 170 00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:19,473 or Roy-Wambsgans or, as I said, 171 00:09:19,483 --> 00:09:21,640 I'd be willing to just drop traditional 172 00:09:21,650 --> 00:09:26,848 and go Tom Roy, in fact, for myself, if... 173 00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:29,431 Um, hey, I wanted to ask you something. 174 00:09:30,858 --> 00:09:35,640 I could do with knowing about the bad thing in Cruises. 175 00:09:35,650 --> 00:09:38,306 You know, the thing that meant you couldn't sleep? 176 00:09:39,566 --> 00:09:42,890 - No? - Uh... I... 177 00:09:42,900 --> 00:09:44,264 No, I don't... 178 00:09:44,274 --> 00:09:45,932 No, I just think, yeah, 179 00:09:45,942 --> 00:09:48,431 I just think, you know, church and state and... 180 00:09:48,441 --> 00:09:50,640 and AC/DC and... 181 00:09:50,650 --> 00:09:53,765 ebony and ivory and never the twain shall meet. 182 00:09:53,775 --> 00:09:57,014 Yeah, right, but you always wanted to make it public. 183 00:09:57,024 --> 00:09:59,181 - Didn't you? - Yes. Yeah. 184 00:09:59,191 --> 00:10:02,181 - In my bones, I did. - Exactly. 185 00:10:02,191 --> 00:10:06,139 But I did then destroy all the evidence, so... 186 00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:11,682 I guess... you know, if it's bad, 187 00:10:11,692 --> 00:10:13,473 the longer you leave it, 188 00:10:13,483 --> 00:10:15,515 the worse it'll be when it comes out. 189 00:10:15,525 --> 00:10:19,098 Yes, unless it never comes out. You know? 190 00:10:19,108 --> 00:10:21,223 I bet it's not even that bad. 191 00:10:21,233 --> 00:10:23,473 Uh, it is quite bad. 192 00:10:23,483 --> 00:10:25,566 It's quite bad. 193 00:10:29,233 --> 00:10:31,431 - Oh, fuck, here we go. - Look, honey. 194 00:10:31,441 --> 00:10:33,723 This is where it's happening. 195 00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:34,858 Ooh. 196 00:10:36,441 --> 00:10:38,264 - Oh, hey. - Hey. 197 00:10:38,274 --> 00:10:41,014 - It's exciting! - Hey. 198 00:10:41,024 --> 00:10:44,723 You spoken to the Wicked Bitch of the West yet? 199 00:10:44,733 --> 00:10:47,056 I just got here, Shiv. 200 00:10:47,066 --> 00:10:48,900 Is this gonna take long? 201 00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:52,608 Shall we? 202 00:10:54,358 --> 00:10:56,765 - Saddle up, soldier. - Oh, come on. 203 00:10:56,775 --> 00:10:58,390 She can't be that bad. 204 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:00,556 Yeah, just don't look at her directly. 205 00:11:00,566 --> 00:11:03,556 Hello! Hello, hello! 206 00:11:03,566 --> 00:11:06,348 - Hi. - Here you are. 207 00:11:06,358 --> 00:11:07,598 I knew you'd arrive eventually. 208 00:11:07,608 --> 00:11:09,264 Tom. Remember Tabs? 209 00:11:09,274 --> 00:11:11,765 - My mom. - Hello! 210 00:11:11,775 --> 00:11:12,942 - Tom. - Hi. 211 00:11:14,900 --> 00:11:16,431 Gosh, look at you. 212 00:11:16,441 --> 00:11:18,223 You're very plausible. 213 00:11:18,233 --> 00:11:20,264 Oh. Thank you. 214 00:11:20,274 --> 00:11:22,098 Exactly. 215 00:11:23,274 --> 00:11:26,306 - Hi, Mom. - Hi, Kendall. 216 00:11:26,316 --> 00:11:28,139 Tabitha, have you guys met? 217 00:11:28,149 --> 00:11:29,556 - Have you all... - Bro. 218 00:11:29,566 --> 00:11:30,973 Ruff ruff! Ruff! 219 00:11:30,983 --> 00:11:33,598 So, shall we go and play happy families? 220 00:11:33,608 --> 00:11:36,056 Yes. Great. 221 00:11:38,525 --> 00:11:39,932 Well done on Tom. 222 00:11:39,942 --> 00:11:42,431 Oh, yeah. Thank you. 223 00:11:42,441 --> 00:11:44,640 Tell me again why you're marrying him. 224 00:11:44,650 --> 00:11:47,181 - Mom. Come on. - Joking. I like... 225 00:11:47,191 --> 00:11:49,473 - I like him! - OK. 226 00:11:49,483 --> 00:11:52,973 And I want to say I hope this can be nice. 227 00:11:52,983 --> 00:11:55,306 I really appreciate your coming over here. 228 00:11:55,316 --> 00:11:57,431 OK. It's no worries. 229 00:11:57,441 --> 00:12:00,598 My travel agent specializes in guilt trips. 230 00:12:00,608 --> 00:12:02,181 Hey! Hey! 231 00:12:02,191 --> 00:12:05,181 Apologies. Did I miss anything? 232 00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:08,181 - No. - Happy day. 233 00:12:08,191 --> 00:12:11,807 Caroline Collingwood. Pleased to meet you. 234 00:12:11,817 --> 00:12:14,348 Likewise, your excellency. 235 00:12:14,358 --> 00:12:16,348 Gregory Hirsch. 236 00:12:16,358 --> 00:12:17,848 Greg! 237 00:12:17,858 --> 00:12:20,932 - You're Greg Egg. - Excuse me? 238 00:12:20,942 --> 00:12:22,682 You're Greg the Egg! 239 00:12:22,692 --> 00:12:25,264 When you were born you looked like a little misshapen egg. 240 00:12:25,274 --> 00:12:28,848 I... did... Yeah, I did hear tell of... 241 00:12:28,858 --> 00:12:34,348 Oh, God. And your dad used to try and sleep with all the men in Sausalito. 242 00:12:37,983 --> 00:12:39,473 How's your mother? 243 00:12:39,483 --> 00:12:41,014 Uh, good. OK, yeah. 244 00:12:41,024 --> 00:12:43,973 Solvent, currently. Debt free. 245 00:12:43,983 --> 00:12:46,390 Great. Come on in. 246 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:48,348 Come and see our little church. 247 00:12:50,358 --> 00:12:54,014 These are all my disreputable slave-owning ancestors. 248 00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:55,692 Very nice. 249 00:12:59,108 --> 00:13:01,973 - Oh, my God. Tom, did you see? - What, Greg? 250 00:13:01,983 --> 00:13:04,932 - Did I see what? - That's the girl from Brooklyn. 251 00:13:04,942 --> 00:13:06,431 From your bachelor party. 252 00:13:06,441 --> 00:13:08,807 Who sucked your dick and made you swallow your load. 253 00:13:08,817 --> 00:13:10,640 Greg, that's not very wedding-y. 254 00:13:10,650 --> 00:13:12,306 - But that's her. - I know. 255 00:13:12,316 --> 00:13:15,390 Greg, her name is Tabitha, and she and Roman are dating. 256 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:19,108 Which is cool. So please, do not act like an unsophisticated rube. 257 00:13:20,566 --> 00:13:22,181 - OK. Wow. - Yeah. 258 00:13:22,191 --> 00:13:23,723 He really liked her, and it's fine. 259 00:13:23,733 --> 00:13:25,431 It's just one of those weird urban things, 260 00:13:25,441 --> 00:13:27,264 like when you go to see standup 261 00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:29,139 and the comedian is your dentist. 262 00:13:29,149 --> 00:13:31,264 - OK? Yeah? - Yeah, yeah... Oh! 263 00:13:31,274 --> 00:13:33,098 - Hey! - Hey. 264 00:13:33,108 --> 00:13:34,682 - Hey! - So, 265 00:13:34,692 --> 00:13:37,233 - we should, uh, get going. - Yeah, let's do it. 266 00:13:39,525 --> 00:13:42,733 I'm Willa, by the way. I'm Connor's partner. 267 00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:46,848 Fantastic. And what do you do, Willa? 268 00:13:46,858 --> 00:13:49,566 Oh, um, I'm a playwright. 269 00:13:50,775 --> 00:13:52,181 - Wow. Fantastic. - Yeah. 270 00:13:52,191 --> 00:13:54,682 - Thank you. - America. 271 00:13:54,692 --> 00:13:56,932 And what do you do, Connor? 272 00:13:56,942 --> 00:13:58,932 Well, um... 273 00:13:58,942 --> 00:14:02,765 Connor doesn't really do anything. 274 00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:04,274 Do you, Con? 275 00:14:06,358 --> 00:14:09,306 I think they're all gathered now, Patrick. 276 00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:11,108 - Shall we? - What? 277 00:14:13,608 --> 00:14:14,942 What? 278 00:14:17,108 --> 00:14:18,264 Shit. 279 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,014 Just to get things straight, 280 00:14:20,024 --> 00:14:23,098 am I right that the father... I understand the father... 281 00:14:23,108 --> 00:14:24,390 Couldn't be bothered. 282 00:14:25,942 --> 00:14:27,598 He's... He's not well. He's not well. 283 00:14:27,608 --> 00:14:29,306 Yeah, that's the story. 284 00:14:29,316 --> 00:14:31,108 Everyone remember the story. 285 00:14:32,483 --> 00:14:37,306 So, uh, I will be performing the father role. 286 00:14:37,316 --> 00:14:39,274 Great. 287 00:14:47,692 --> 00:14:51,431 Listen, I didn't mean you don't do anything. Just... 288 00:14:51,441 --> 00:14:54,390 Well, that's a shame, because that's what you said. 289 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:57,306 No, you know, I mean, nothing like my writing. Nothing... 290 00:14:57,316 --> 00:15:00,890 Safeguarding 30,000 acres of wilderness, that's nothing? 291 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:04,348 Being on the verge of setting up a podcast on Napoleonic history 292 00:15:04,358 --> 00:15:07,306 with a considerable level of investment interest, that's nothing? 293 00:15:07,316 --> 00:15:09,289 - No, sure, it's... - Crackin' the nut of happiness 294 00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:11,223 like a modern day Thoreau, well, that's nothing. 295 00:15:11,233 --> 00:15:14,556 Con. You're great, OK? 296 00:15:14,566 --> 00:15:16,765 You are. I... 297 00:15:16,775 --> 00:15:19,149 It was a dumb thing to say. 298 00:15:20,983 --> 00:15:22,682 Well, here we are. 299 00:15:22,692 --> 00:15:25,139 The ancestral home Caroline didn't inherit. 300 00:15:25,149 --> 00:15:27,848 The thorn in her side, the fishbone in her throat. 301 00:15:27,858 --> 00:15:30,692 When we were kids, she wouldn't even let us look at it. 302 00:15:32,108 --> 00:15:33,682 What do you think? 303 00:15:33,692 --> 00:15:36,807 I mean, it's massive! 304 00:15:36,817 --> 00:15:38,348 I hate it. 305 00:15:38,358 --> 00:15:41,473 - Hey, so, listen. - Mm-hmm? 306 00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:43,848 You know the Canadians, right? 307 00:15:43,858 --> 00:15:45,306 Yves, et cetera? 308 00:15:45,316 --> 00:15:47,292 The pension fund guys? 309 00:15:47,303 --> 00:15:48,400 - Yeah. - Yeah. 310 00:15:49,692 --> 00:15:51,348 What do they think of me? 311 00:15:51,358 --> 00:15:54,348 How do you mean? What's the context? 312 00:15:54,358 --> 00:15:56,473 I can't give you context. 313 00:15:56,483 --> 00:15:59,274 OK. That's very interesting context. 314 00:16:00,566 --> 00:16:04,098 - Look, as a pal... - Uh-huh? 315 00:16:05,733 --> 00:16:09,723 Say there was a situation where private equity 316 00:16:09,733 --> 00:16:12,431 was trying to buy out a major media company 317 00:16:12,441 --> 00:16:14,306 and install a new CEO. 318 00:16:14,316 --> 00:16:16,139 - How would they view me? - Are you serious? 319 00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:19,139 Fuck. So what, they're co-investors? 320 00:16:19,149 --> 00:16:20,556 Come on, you know those guys. 321 00:16:20,566 --> 00:16:22,556 Behind closed doors, are they of the opinion 322 00:16:22,566 --> 00:16:24,765 I'm the real deal, 323 00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:26,765 or in training? 324 00:16:26,775 --> 00:16:30,848 And would there be room to wet the beak of an old pal 325 00:16:30,858 --> 00:16:33,807 - in such a situation? - Frank, too soon. Too soon. 326 00:16:33,817 --> 00:16:35,181 Get your hard-on out of my soup. 327 00:16:35,191 --> 00:16:36,207 OK. 328 00:16:37,650 --> 00:16:39,723 - So? - Well... 329 00:16:39,733 --> 00:16:41,348 I think they have a lot of time for you, 330 00:16:41,358 --> 00:16:43,598 but there may be certain questions. 331 00:16:43,608 --> 00:16:46,098 - Oh, shit. - Well, you know, 332 00:16:46,108 --> 00:16:47,765 they think they're hot shots. 333 00:16:47,775 --> 00:16:49,775 They make hard jokes. 334 00:16:51,650 --> 00:16:53,515 As in? 335 00:16:53,525 --> 00:16:57,348 Well, sometimes when you were absent 336 00:16:57,358 --> 00:17:00,775 they used to refer to you as "the calamari cock ring." 337 00:17:02,525 --> 00:17:04,264 I don't even know what that means. 338 00:17:04,274 --> 00:17:06,890 I think it means they think of me as a cock ring 339 00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:09,014 made from calamari, Frank, 340 00:17:09,024 --> 00:17:10,807 it's pretty self-explanatory. 341 00:17:10,817 --> 00:17:12,848 - So what do we say? - Well, I thought 342 00:17:12,858 --> 00:17:14,682 we were gonna say "illness." 343 00:17:14,692 --> 00:17:16,139 No, I don't like illness. Plays weak. 344 00:17:16,149 --> 00:17:17,858 OK, we can say "busy." 345 00:17:17,983 --> 00:17:21,139 What prick's too busy to attend his own daughter's wedding? 346 00:17:21,149 --> 00:17:23,056 OK, "family rift." 347 00:17:23,066 --> 00:17:26,973 But we background brief that Gil's campaign is like a cult. 348 00:17:26,983 --> 00:17:31,640 "What is this grieving senator's mysterious hold on Shiv Roy?" 349 00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:33,139 We sprinkle some of that. 350 00:17:33,149 --> 00:17:35,848 It makes her look weak. And it makes me look like I'm... 351 00:17:35,858 --> 00:17:38,431 None of my kids have gone round the bend, or offed themselves. 352 00:17:38,441 --> 00:17:40,640 We've always pushed that you're a good dad. 353 00:17:40,650 --> 00:17:42,807 - Because? - Because you are a good dad. 354 00:17:44,983 --> 00:17:48,056 So, if you don't want to say, I mean, 355 00:17:48,066 --> 00:17:50,723 work or illness or... 356 00:17:50,733 --> 00:17:53,014 rift, do we just... 357 00:17:53,024 --> 00:17:55,556 Fuck it. There's no way out. 358 00:17:55,566 --> 00:17:57,473 I mean, if you want to go... 359 00:17:57,483 --> 00:18:00,139 I don't want to go. 360 00:18:00,149 --> 00:18:03,264 But there's no other fucking way out. 361 00:18:08,483 --> 00:18:10,723 We can do whatever you want us to do, 362 00:18:10,733 --> 00:18:13,348 and I'm so sorry if you think we've done the wrong thing, 363 00:18:13,358 --> 00:18:15,848 but they literally just called and told us he was coming. 364 00:18:15,858 --> 00:18:19,056 - Who's coming? - Dad. And Marcia. 365 00:18:19,066 --> 00:18:22,525 - Wait... Dad's coming... here? - Yeah. 366 00:18:24,191 --> 00:18:26,139 I thought you didn't want him to. 367 00:18:26,149 --> 00:18:27,181 I don't. 368 00:18:27,191 --> 00:18:28,890 I mean, it's your wedding, so... 369 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,098 Yeah. I don't want him here. 370 00:18:30,108 --> 00:18:31,598 He's never apologized. 371 00:18:31,608 --> 00:18:33,682 But Marcia called Tom, and... 372 00:18:33,692 --> 00:18:35,765 And obviously I had to ask Shiv. 373 00:18:35,775 --> 00:18:38,264 Meanwhile, she's already called Charlotte, 374 00:18:38,274 --> 00:18:40,640 - and they're on their way. - Dad's coming? 375 00:18:40,650 --> 00:18:43,056 Is it about the launch? Is he concerned? 376 00:18:43,066 --> 00:18:45,223 Yeah, I'm sure he's thinking about that 24/7. 377 00:18:45,233 --> 00:18:47,890 So, I mean, what are you gonna do? 378 00:18:47,900 --> 00:18:51,556 - You could just say no. - Yeah. I could. 379 00:18:51,566 --> 00:18:54,390 But what, just get security to fucking stop him? 380 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,306 - Hold on. - I could do that. 381 00:18:56,316 --> 00:18:58,890 Yeah you could, but it might cause a funny atmosphere, 382 00:18:58,900 --> 00:19:01,056 because he did pay for all this. 383 00:19:01,066 --> 00:19:04,223 If he's got the stones to walk in here, what are we gonna do? 384 00:19:04,233 --> 00:19:07,014 Put the dogs on him? Tell him there's no seat, he's gotta stand? 385 00:19:07,024 --> 00:19:08,692 He's given us no choice. 386 00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:12,390 So now I hear he is coming. 387 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:16,223 - Yeah. - Well, that's wonderful. 388 00:19:16,233 --> 00:19:18,098 - Oh, come on, Mom. - No, no. It's fine. 389 00:19:18,108 --> 00:19:20,640 I just hope you won't forget about me 390 00:19:20,650 --> 00:19:22,056 when your father arrives 391 00:19:22,066 --> 00:19:25,264 with the head of his Middle Eastern operations. 392 00:19:25,274 --> 00:19:27,932 - Marcia? - Yeah, Marcia. 393 00:19:27,942 --> 00:19:31,608 Do you still find her a bit...? You know. 394 00:19:34,525 --> 00:19:37,807 Actually, we became quite close during Dad's illness. 395 00:19:37,817 --> 00:19:39,181 Oh, well. 396 00:19:39,191 --> 00:19:41,723 What a sweet little scene that must have been. 397 00:19:41,733 --> 00:19:43,598 Very touching, I'm sure. 398 00:19:43,608 --> 00:19:47,098 - Actually, it's quite good. - Why? 399 00:19:47,108 --> 00:19:50,900 Just your being the second-most important person at your wedding. 400 00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:54,056 Take the pressure off. 401 00:20:05,441 --> 00:20:08,306 Mm. Oh, this is delicious. 402 00:20:08,316 --> 00:20:10,181 Well, I'm very glad you like it. 403 00:20:10,191 --> 00:20:11,932 Because it cost a pretty penny. 404 00:20:11,942 --> 00:20:15,024 Well, it's delicious. It tastes like it. 405 00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:19,973 - Um, sorry. Just a second? - Oh, no. Of course. 406 00:20:19,983 --> 00:20:21,264 - Hi. Excuse me. - Hi there. 407 00:20:21,274 --> 00:20:24,390 Got any protein for us to use? 408 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:27,431 Protein? I'm not a fuckin' hen to lay you eggs. 409 00:20:27,441 --> 00:20:31,765 - I'm a strategist. - I know. It's just... Gil. 410 00:20:31,775 --> 00:20:34,431 - What? - He'd like a word. 411 00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:35,464 OK. 412 00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:53,014 - Hey. Hey! - Hey. How ya doin'? 413 00:20:53,024 --> 00:20:55,973 I gotta say, you knocked it out of the park with the wine. 414 00:20:55,983 --> 00:20:57,556 It's delicious. 415 00:20:57,566 --> 00:20:59,598 Gil. 416 00:20:59,608 --> 00:21:02,098 Listen, I don't mean to be overly dramatic, 417 00:21:02,108 --> 00:21:04,223 but I was assured when I accepted 418 00:21:04,233 --> 00:21:05,932 that your father wouldn't be here. 419 00:21:05,942 --> 00:21:08,640 I know. Plans changed, I was ambushed. 420 00:21:08,650 --> 00:21:11,181 This is not OK from my POV, Siobhan. 421 00:21:11,191 --> 00:21:12,682 This compromises me. 422 00:21:12,692 --> 00:21:15,014 And you were very eager that Gil would come along. 423 00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:16,223 I mean, it's... 424 00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:17,848 Well, yeah, when I invited you 425 00:21:17,858 --> 00:21:19,723 I didn't realize it was gonna be a chore. 426 00:21:19,733 --> 00:21:21,223 He's just weighty, Shiv. 427 00:21:21,233 --> 00:21:23,348 He carries his gravity. 428 00:21:23,358 --> 00:21:25,515 He's not a man, he's a fucking planet. 429 00:21:25,525 --> 00:21:27,556 Look, there's no press, and there's no pictures. 430 00:21:27,566 --> 00:21:30,598 We got jammers and a fucking hawk to take out drones. 431 00:21:30,608 --> 00:21:31,900 It'll be like it never happened. 432 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,431 I hear you might have something explosive 433 00:21:35,441 --> 00:21:36,723 I can use. 434 00:21:36,733 --> 00:21:38,848 Yeah, maybe. I'm working on it. 435 00:21:38,858 --> 00:21:40,191 But just not yet. 436 00:21:41,775 --> 00:21:43,765 Let's destroy ATN, Shiv. 437 00:21:43,775 --> 00:21:46,223 Wouldn't that be a nice wedding gift 438 00:21:46,233 --> 00:21:47,431 to the American people? 439 00:21:47,441 --> 00:21:48,848 Oh, yeah, sure, 440 00:21:48,858 --> 00:21:50,723 I'm just concerned about collateral damage. 441 00:21:50,733 --> 00:21:53,306 - Tom. - Tom? 442 00:21:53,316 --> 00:21:55,306 - He'll be fine. - Says the man 443 00:21:55,316 --> 00:21:57,617 who has literally no idea what he's even talking about. 444 00:21:57,628 --> 00:21:58,973 Shiv, come on. 445 00:21:58,983 --> 00:22:02,598 I have all the arguments on monopolies, and news, 446 00:22:02,608 --> 00:22:04,723 and the coarsening of the public sphere, 447 00:22:04,733 --> 00:22:07,098 but I kind of start falling asleep 448 00:22:07,108 --> 00:22:08,682 when I hear myself talk. 449 00:22:08,692 --> 00:22:11,390 Give me something salty, Shiv. Get me a stick of dynamite 450 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:13,556 I can shove up his fuckin' ass! 451 00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:15,098 OK, I get that. 452 00:22:15,108 --> 00:22:17,598 Come here. You know Gil. 453 00:22:17,608 --> 00:22:19,098 Yeah, sure. 454 00:22:19,108 --> 00:22:20,723 Pleased to meet you, Senator Eavis. 455 00:22:20,733 --> 00:22:22,515 Likewise. 456 00:22:22,525 --> 00:22:25,098 How are you finding it outside the evil empire? 457 00:22:25,108 --> 00:22:27,431 Oh, fine. I'm fine, thank you. 458 00:22:27,441 --> 00:22:29,598 And how do you like it here in the lion's den? 459 00:22:29,608 --> 00:22:31,181 Oh, I've been to zoos before. 460 00:22:31,191 --> 00:22:33,932 You like drinking our champagne? 461 00:22:33,942 --> 00:22:36,556 I'm a "champagne for all" guy, 462 00:22:36,566 --> 00:22:38,765 not a "gruel for all" guy. 463 00:22:38,775 --> 00:22:40,848 Hey, you know Senator Eavis. 464 00:22:40,858 --> 00:22:42,765 Sword of the dispossessed 465 00:22:42,775 --> 00:22:44,807 and lover of vintage champagne. 466 00:22:44,817 --> 00:22:47,223 I guess technically, I should take a swing at you. 467 00:22:47,233 --> 00:22:49,515 Technically, I should call you libelous scum. 468 00:22:49,525 --> 00:22:51,431 Are you gonna calm the shit-talk down, 469 00:22:51,441 --> 00:22:53,473 or are we gonna have to ramp things up? 470 00:22:53,483 --> 00:22:56,973 Is your dad gonna stop poisoning the discourse of our great republic? 471 00:22:56,983 --> 00:22:58,598 Have you got a laptop? 472 00:22:58,608 --> 00:23:01,306 Do you see the shit out there? We're the fucking good guys now. 473 00:23:01,316 --> 00:23:03,807 Join in, by the way. Feel free. 474 00:23:03,817 --> 00:23:05,473 No? 475 00:23:05,483 --> 00:23:08,640 Shiv? I mean, your guy here is shit-talkin' our company. 476 00:23:08,650 --> 00:23:10,973 Oh, yeah, we don't talk about that. 477 00:23:10,983 --> 00:23:13,306 That would be a conflict of interest. 478 00:23:13,316 --> 00:23:14,932 Oh, lies! 479 00:23:14,942 --> 00:23:17,264 Oh, 'cause you... Yeah, the lies. 480 00:23:17,274 --> 00:23:20,223 Can't wait for the big one tomorrow. Right? 481 00:23:20,233 --> 00:23:23,223 Well, these hands aren't gonna fuck themselves. 482 00:23:23,233 --> 00:23:26,024 Nice to meet you, Senator Beavis. 483 00:23:35,108 --> 00:23:37,431 - Congratulations. - Thanks. 484 00:23:37,441 --> 00:23:40,390 - Nice to finally meet you. - Tom Wambsgans. 485 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,223 Obviously. Nate. 486 00:23:42,233 --> 00:23:43,890 Uh-huh. Right. 487 00:23:43,900 --> 00:23:45,223 Right. 488 00:23:45,233 --> 00:23:47,932 I just wanted to say thanks for having me. 489 00:23:47,942 --> 00:23:49,807 I'm Tabitha. 490 00:23:49,817 --> 00:23:52,348 Hi. Well, I've heard very little about you. 491 00:23:52,358 --> 00:23:54,390 What can I say? 492 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:55,431 Best man won. 493 00:23:55,441 --> 00:23:57,932 Ha ha. As in? 494 00:23:57,942 --> 00:23:59,682 You won the Shiv-off, pal. 495 00:23:59,692 --> 00:24:00,807 Good luck. 496 00:24:00,817 --> 00:24:03,692 Right. And who... who are you again? 497 00:24:05,024 --> 00:24:07,139 Nate? Sofrelli? 498 00:24:07,149 --> 00:24:10,181 Did she never... This is embarrassing. 499 00:24:10,191 --> 00:24:14,056 - Are you a pal of Kendall's? - Yes. 500 00:24:14,066 --> 00:24:16,056 - OK. Ah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 501 00:24:16,066 --> 00:24:18,682 And Shiv and I, uh, back in ancient history we... 502 00:24:18,692 --> 00:24:20,264 Oh, right. Oh! Oh, I see. 503 00:24:20,274 --> 00:24:21,848 Oh, OK, maybe she did. 504 00:24:21,858 --> 00:24:23,306 - Right. - Maybe she did. 505 00:24:23,316 --> 00:24:25,765 Ah. The best man won. 506 00:24:25,775 --> 00:24:27,733 Maybe. 507 00:24:31,817 --> 00:24:34,848 There was an uncle who ended up living in Gibraltar with a monkey, 508 00:24:34,858 --> 00:24:38,890 and he swindled my mom's grandpa. 509 00:24:38,900 --> 00:24:42,139 We used to come here as kids. She lives nearby. 510 00:24:42,149 --> 00:24:44,566 Oh, very good. Keep the wound fresh and all that. 511 00:24:46,692 --> 00:24:48,390 You know what, I'm gonna split. 512 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,682 I can see my husband-to-be talking to my ex, 513 00:24:50,692 --> 00:24:52,556 and it's making me feel like I want to hurl. 514 00:24:52,566 --> 00:24:54,608 - So, great to meet you. - Yeah, fair. You too. 515 00:24:56,650 --> 00:24:58,149 Have a good night. 516 00:25:00,274 --> 00:25:02,264 Just to say... 517 00:25:02,274 --> 00:25:05,640 so kind of your parents to have paid for all this delicious wine. 518 00:25:05,650 --> 00:25:07,181 Oh, not at all, not at all. 519 00:25:07,191 --> 00:25:09,264 They wanted to make a contribution, so... 520 00:25:09,274 --> 00:25:13,390 So clever the way they're letting every single person know. 521 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,108 Oh. Oh, good... 522 00:25:19,775 --> 00:25:21,139 You OK? 523 00:25:21,149 --> 00:25:23,264 Yeah, I think I just got stabbed by your mom, 524 00:25:23,274 --> 00:25:24,973 but I'm not completely sure. 525 00:25:24,983 --> 00:25:26,264 Oh, yeah, that's how it works. 526 00:25:26,274 --> 00:25:28,306 You'll bleed out in about an hour. 527 00:25:28,316 --> 00:25:31,431 Can I... Can I talk to you for... two seconds? 528 00:25:31,441 --> 00:25:33,108 Uh, yeah. 529 00:25:36,566 --> 00:25:38,765 So I just wanted to get you up here 530 00:25:38,775 --> 00:25:40,973 to talk about the table plans. 531 00:25:40,983 --> 00:25:43,556 Oh. And have you thought any more about... Ow! 532 00:25:43,566 --> 00:25:46,431 whether you want to tell me about the secret thing? 533 00:25:46,441 --> 00:25:48,807 And I just wanted to, uh, say... 534 00:25:48,817 --> 00:25:52,650 that I, uh, I did meet Nate. 535 00:25:55,316 --> 00:25:56,515 Oh, you... 536 00:25:56,525 --> 00:25:58,441 You've met Nate before. I think. 537 00:25:59,983 --> 00:26:02,139 No? Oh. 538 00:26:02,149 --> 00:26:04,348 Uh... Oh, well, he's a... 539 00:26:04,358 --> 00:26:06,181 you know, he's a good colleague, 540 00:26:06,191 --> 00:26:08,765 and, uh, he's a friend of Kendall's. 541 00:26:08,775 --> 00:26:10,932 They ran around in Shanghai together. 542 00:26:10,942 --> 00:26:12,306 And he's a dick. 543 00:26:12,316 --> 00:26:13,640 Well, he's OK, but he has 544 00:26:13,650 --> 00:26:15,598 a certain dickish quality about him. 545 00:26:15,608 --> 00:26:19,264 I think I've mentioned him... 546 00:26:19,274 --> 00:26:20,900 to you before. 547 00:26:27,733 --> 00:26:29,358 Look, Shiv, uh... 548 00:26:31,525 --> 00:26:33,181 Is this real? 549 00:26:33,191 --> 00:26:35,515 What do you... What do you mean? 550 00:26:35,525 --> 00:26:38,973 Am I... Am I a total jerk? 551 00:26:38,983 --> 00:26:41,640 - Uh... - Do you really want to do this? 552 00:26:41,650 --> 00:26:43,640 'Cause we don't have to. 553 00:26:43,650 --> 00:26:45,348 Do this? 554 00:26:45,358 --> 00:26:49,139 - All the people are here. - Yeah. 555 00:26:49,149 --> 00:26:51,682 And... besides, I want to. 556 00:26:51,692 --> 00:26:53,566 I do... I do want to. 557 00:26:54,692 --> 00:26:56,692 I mean, is this... 558 00:26:57,942 --> 00:26:59,848 W-What level are we on? 559 00:26:59,858 --> 00:27:01,348 Are you fucking around on me? 560 00:27:01,358 --> 00:27:03,682 - Tom. - Honestly? 561 00:27:03,692 --> 00:27:05,973 This Nate... 562 00:27:05,983 --> 00:27:08,066 you know, I can... 563 00:27:09,733 --> 00:27:11,390 I can... There are vibes. 564 00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:15,723 Oh, Tom. What, as soon as two colleagues are close... 565 00:27:15,733 --> 00:27:17,890 D.C. loves gossip. 566 00:27:17,900 --> 00:27:19,014 No, sure. 567 00:27:19,024 --> 00:27:20,556 Sometimes there are rumors, 568 00:27:20,566 --> 00:27:24,264 and people, you know, they're not fucking. 569 00:27:24,274 --> 00:27:26,066 But sometimes they totally are. 570 00:27:29,233 --> 00:27:30,733 Honestly? 571 00:27:36,316 --> 00:27:37,900 This is real. 572 00:27:40,233 --> 00:27:42,566 I'm not fucking around on you. 573 00:27:52,024 --> 00:27:54,431 Well, I trust you. 574 00:27:54,441 --> 00:27:56,066 Good. 575 00:27:57,608 --> 00:27:59,932 Thank you. 576 00:27:59,942 --> 00:28:02,598 And that put... puts my mind at rest. 577 00:28:02,608 --> 00:28:04,817 So... 578 00:28:08,775 --> 00:28:11,932 You know, when... 579 00:28:11,942 --> 00:28:15,274 when we met, I was in such a mess. 580 00:28:17,858 --> 00:28:20,566 I need you. Hmm? 581 00:28:22,149 --> 00:28:23,483 I do. 582 00:28:27,983 --> 00:28:29,441 I... 583 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:34,014 If you want to know about the secret stuff, 584 00:28:34,024 --> 00:28:36,692 the cruise line stuff, I'll tell you. 585 00:28:39,108 --> 00:28:41,014 Because we have to be able to trust. 586 00:28:41,024 --> 00:28:42,139 Right? 587 00:28:42,149 --> 00:28:44,348 Yeah? 588 00:28:44,358 --> 00:28:46,149 Yeah, that'd be great. 589 00:28:57,650 --> 00:29:00,139 - Hey. Hey. How ya doin'? - Hi. 590 00:29:00,149 --> 00:29:03,556 - Where are the kids? - They're upstairs. 591 00:29:03,566 --> 00:29:04,848 - Cool. - They're sleeping. 592 00:29:04,858 --> 00:29:06,682 - Yeah. Right. - I saw Shiv. 593 00:29:06,692 --> 00:29:08,807 How are the happy couple? OK? 594 00:29:08,817 --> 00:29:11,765 Good, you know, maintaining the veneer. 595 00:29:11,775 --> 00:29:14,014 Mm-hmm. You OK? 596 00:29:14,024 --> 00:29:17,098 I'm fantastic. I did, like, 597 00:29:17,108 --> 00:29:20,682 120 push-ups this morning, so, yeah, I think I'm OK. 598 00:29:20,692 --> 00:29:23,014 Wow. Wow. You did 120 push-ups. 599 00:29:23,024 --> 00:29:24,754 Rava, I just have a lot goin' on right now. 600 00:29:30,066 --> 00:29:31,682 It's not... 601 00:29:31,692 --> 00:29:34,525 not one of your more relaxing interludes? 602 00:29:36,358 --> 00:29:38,181 Yeah. It's not. 603 00:29:38,191 --> 00:29:41,723 I'm, uh, I'm a big fuckin' stress knot. What can I tell you? 604 00:29:41,733 --> 00:29:45,149 I probably have a tumor eating me inside-out. 605 00:29:46,650 --> 00:29:48,358 You want another drink? 606 00:29:50,149 --> 00:29:52,473 Your lawyers have gotten a little quiet on me, 607 00:29:52,483 --> 00:29:53,807 so I'm just wondering if that's... 608 00:29:53,817 --> 00:29:55,181 Oh, yeah, I don't know about that. 609 00:29:55,191 --> 00:29:57,390 Can you maybe give them a little nudge? 610 00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:58,400 Sure. 611 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,056 I'll give them a nudge. 612 00:30:02,066 --> 00:30:04,598 Ken. Ken. 613 00:30:07,566 --> 00:30:09,765 - I know you... - Oh, yeah, you do? 614 00:30:09,775 --> 00:30:10,973 - Yeah, I know you. - Really. 615 00:30:10,983 --> 00:30:13,640 And if you want to talk, I am here. 616 00:30:13,650 --> 00:30:14,807 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 617 00:30:14,817 --> 00:30:17,191 Well, I'm good. 618 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:25,932 Yeah, you know what, 619 00:30:25,942 --> 00:30:27,723 the truth is my lawyers are stonewalling 620 00:30:27,733 --> 00:30:30,431 because your lawyers are trying to fuck me over. 621 00:30:30,441 --> 00:30:33,431 So shall we just leave it to them, 622 00:30:33,441 --> 00:30:36,306 and then you and me can just flirt 623 00:30:36,316 --> 00:30:39,723 and you can do your whole la-dee-fuckin'-da smile 624 00:30:39,733 --> 00:30:43,056 and we can just be all chummy and everything because I love all that shit? 625 00:30:43,066 --> 00:30:45,390 Have a fuckin' line if you need one that badly. 626 00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:46,431 Yeah, I will, OK? 627 00:30:46,441 --> 00:30:47,807 - Fuck you. - Thanks. 628 00:30:47,817 --> 00:30:49,848 Everything isn't what you think. You know? 629 00:30:49,858 --> 00:30:52,811 You can't see inside me just 'cause I've told you the occasional... 630 00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:02,483 Sorry. 631 00:31:23,650 --> 00:31:25,561 Well, well, well. What the fuck's going on here? 632 00:31:25,572 --> 00:31:28,056 This looks mighty fucking cozy. 633 00:31:28,066 --> 00:31:30,723 Um... hi. Hi, Kendall. 634 00:31:30,733 --> 00:31:32,890 - Hi. - We were just... 635 00:31:32,900 --> 00:31:35,848 well, we were just saying that I think that the first time I came here 636 00:31:35,858 --> 00:31:38,139 was back when you guys were kids, like... 637 00:31:38,149 --> 00:31:39,807 maybe 1986, I think? 638 00:31:39,817 --> 00:31:41,807 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. - Remember that? 639 00:31:41,817 --> 00:31:45,181 Right. Great. 640 00:31:45,191 --> 00:31:48,973 Sorry. I'm sorry. I should, uh... 641 00:31:48,983 --> 00:31:50,640 circulate. 642 00:31:50,650 --> 00:31:52,264 - OK. - All rightie. 643 00:31:52,274 --> 00:31:54,316 - We'll see ya later. - Yep. 644 00:31:57,066 --> 00:32:01,473 Well, I'm happy to tell, but do we have to do it tonight? 645 00:32:01,483 --> 00:32:04,807 You know, 'cause it's about the corporate cover-up of crimes 646 00:32:04,817 --> 00:32:07,139 and institutionalized sexual abuse. 647 00:32:07,149 --> 00:32:08,598 Oh, fuck. 648 00:32:08,608 --> 00:32:12,515 Well... bad for Dad. Great for Gil. 649 00:32:12,525 --> 00:32:14,890 It's not very "wedding-y." 650 00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:16,858 Yeah, still... 651 00:32:19,692 --> 00:32:21,848 OK. So... 652 00:32:23,525 --> 00:32:25,348 there were payoffs, 653 00:32:25,358 --> 00:32:27,264 there was... 654 00:32:27,274 --> 00:32:30,223 legal and semi-illegal intimidation... 655 00:32:30,233 --> 00:32:33,181 And do you personally have plausible deniability? 656 00:32:33,191 --> 00:32:35,014 Yes, I think so. Yeah. 657 00:32:35,024 --> 00:32:36,556 Digital deep-clean, 658 00:32:36,566 --> 00:32:38,598 and I shredded the paper material. 659 00:32:38,608 --> 00:32:40,139 - Great. - An outside team. 660 00:32:40,149 --> 00:32:42,473 And inside, signed the paper out... Greg. 661 00:32:42,483 --> 00:32:43,807 - Greg. - Yeah. 662 00:32:43,817 --> 00:32:45,515 Just thought family would be safest, 663 00:32:45,525 --> 00:32:47,056 and Greg's expendable. You know. 664 00:32:47,066 --> 00:32:49,848 What, you'd... kill Greg? 665 00:32:49,858 --> 00:32:51,973 No. But you know, he's family, right? 666 00:32:51,983 --> 00:32:54,358 - So we shut him up. - Yeah, OK, right. 667 00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:58,765 What are you gonna do with this? 668 00:32:58,775 --> 00:33:01,056 'Cause if I give you the details, 669 00:33:01,066 --> 00:33:03,942 it could really hurt me, Shiv. 670 00:33:06,233 --> 00:33:09,191 You're not gonna let me get hurt? 671 00:33:11,233 --> 00:33:12,274 No. 672 00:33:14,900 --> 00:33:16,692 I'll need specifics. 673 00:33:18,608 --> 00:33:19,932 OK. 674 00:33:19,942 --> 00:33:21,400 So... 675 00:33:22,566 --> 00:33:23,566 So. 676 00:34:03,733 --> 00:34:05,608 Keep him away from me. 677 00:34:09,858 --> 00:34:14,441 Your father's making a subtle entrance... as I see. 678 00:34:18,817 --> 00:34:20,181 Hey. 679 00:34:20,191 --> 00:34:23,098 Come on. Forbidden fruit. 680 00:34:23,108 --> 00:34:24,306 Nate. 681 00:34:24,316 --> 00:34:26,932 Has the chicken laid the egg? 682 00:34:26,942 --> 00:34:29,358 Uh, no. Not yet. No joy. 683 00:34:34,525 --> 00:34:36,316 Look at you. 684 00:34:41,525 --> 00:34:43,473 I'm desperate to make you concentrate 685 00:34:43,483 --> 00:34:46,431 on nothing but me for just 15 minutes. 686 00:34:46,441 --> 00:34:48,858 You think I used to concentrate on you? 687 00:34:51,233 --> 00:34:52,358 Nate. 688 00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:12,348 So, Greg Egg. 689 00:35:12,358 --> 00:35:14,598 How long do you give it? 690 00:35:14,608 --> 00:35:16,098 I'm sorry? 691 00:35:16,108 --> 00:35:18,807 The marriage. How long do you give it? 692 00:35:20,566 --> 00:35:23,431 Is there doubt afoot? 693 00:35:23,441 --> 00:35:27,056 I mean, I for one think they look solid as a rock. 694 00:35:27,066 --> 00:35:29,900 But there you go, I'm just an old romantic. 695 00:35:36,066 --> 00:35:37,191 Yeah, yeah! 696 00:35:41,608 --> 00:35:43,108 - Here we are. - Thank you. 697 00:36:04,858 --> 00:36:06,900 - Hello. - Hey. 698 00:36:08,692 --> 00:36:11,765 I'm feeling... much better. 699 00:36:11,775 --> 00:36:13,932 He's much improved. 700 00:36:13,942 --> 00:36:15,098 Great. 701 00:36:15,108 --> 00:36:17,181 Though you weren't actually invited. 702 00:36:17,191 --> 00:36:19,765 Maybe I can get them to make you an omelet and find you a chair. 703 00:36:19,775 --> 00:36:23,807 I think usually the ones who are paying get a chair, no? 704 00:36:23,817 --> 00:36:26,973 Oh. I didn't realize you'd contributed, Marcia. 705 00:36:26,983 --> 00:36:28,942 So rude of me. Thank you. 706 00:36:31,650 --> 00:36:33,765 Let's get to the fuckin' room, shall we? 707 00:36:33,775 --> 00:36:36,181 How is the big man? Well, well, well. 708 00:36:36,191 --> 00:36:38,431 It's good to see you. You good? 709 00:36:38,441 --> 00:36:41,098 All good. Everything is good, acquisition-wise. 710 00:36:41,108 --> 00:36:44,264 All we have to do is shut down the voice of the fuckin' people over there. 711 00:36:44,274 --> 00:36:46,483 Oh, there he is. 712 00:36:54,775 --> 00:36:57,149 - Will you excuse me? - Absolutely. 713 00:37:09,483 --> 00:37:10,817 Kendall. 714 00:37:12,316 --> 00:37:13,775 Hey, Dad. 715 00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:17,348 So, what about it, son? 716 00:37:17,358 --> 00:37:20,348 You want to jump out of the trenches and play a game of soccer? 717 00:37:20,358 --> 00:37:24,223 Can I bring you some corn to get you through the winter? 718 00:37:24,233 --> 00:37:26,650 How ya doin'? What's the news? 719 00:37:28,191 --> 00:37:29,400 Oh, keepin' busy. 720 00:37:32,858 --> 00:37:36,640 You need a reference for your résumé? 721 00:37:36,650 --> 00:37:38,431 Relatively punctual. 722 00:37:38,441 --> 00:37:40,900 Prone to bouts of insubordination. 723 00:37:42,858 --> 00:37:44,358 Yeah, well, you know. 724 00:37:46,358 --> 00:37:49,098 So... 725 00:37:49,108 --> 00:37:52,723 how long are you gonna fuck about on the outside? 726 00:37:52,733 --> 00:37:55,181 Uh-huh. You recruiting? 727 00:37:55,191 --> 00:37:59,400 What, new Head of Being Continually Thwarted? 728 00:38:05,316 --> 00:38:08,139 How would a TV network suit you? Huh? 729 00:38:08,149 --> 00:38:11,640 One of the big guys when I land it. 730 00:38:11,650 --> 00:38:13,264 Could that work? 731 00:38:13,274 --> 00:38:16,306 You feelin' the heat on your own? 732 00:38:16,316 --> 00:38:17,598 Yeah? A little? 733 00:38:17,608 --> 00:38:20,056 You want me back? Like to... 734 00:38:20,066 --> 00:38:22,066 Like to put that in a press release? 735 00:38:25,066 --> 00:38:27,358 I'm just a lovely guy. 736 00:38:41,233 --> 00:38:42,973 Can you top me up, please? 737 00:38:42,983 --> 00:38:46,473 So? What was all that about, cocksucker? 738 00:38:46,483 --> 00:38:50,400 Oh, he was just telling me what a sensational job you're doing. 739 00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:53,775 Fuck you. 740 00:38:55,024 --> 00:38:56,598 Did he mention the launch? 741 00:38:56,608 --> 00:38:59,056 Does he know that I've accelerated? 742 00:39:00,358 --> 00:39:02,848 Say something fuckin' funny? 743 00:39:02,858 --> 00:39:05,014 - Hello. - Oh. 744 00:39:05,024 --> 00:39:06,765 Caroline Collingwood. Mother of the bride. 745 00:39:06,775 --> 00:39:08,181 Oh. Hi, I'm Stewy. 746 00:39:08,191 --> 00:39:10,306 So, how long do you give it? 747 00:39:10,316 --> 00:39:12,765 Uh, I'd say forever. 748 00:39:12,775 --> 00:39:16,556 Or until Shiv goes away for the week, whichever comes first. 749 00:39:16,566 --> 00:39:17,723 Excuse me. 750 00:39:17,733 --> 00:39:19,973 You... beast. 751 00:39:19,983 --> 00:39:22,181 Hi. Mom. I hear you're asking 752 00:39:22,191 --> 00:39:23,431 "how long you give it." 753 00:39:23,441 --> 00:39:25,223 Just a cheeky icebreaker. 754 00:39:25,233 --> 00:39:27,098 OK, well, it's pretty fuckin' horrible. 755 00:39:27,108 --> 00:39:28,431 It's not all about you, Shiv. 756 00:39:28,441 --> 00:39:30,431 Other people need something to say. 757 00:39:30,441 --> 00:39:34,515 OK, well, can you ask them about the price of fucking fish instead? 758 00:39:34,525 --> 00:39:36,556 I like your girlfriend, Ro. 759 00:39:36,566 --> 00:39:39,264 Oh, thank you. I met her at a sex party 760 00:39:39,274 --> 00:39:41,139 where she was giving the groom a blowjob. 761 00:39:42,608 --> 00:39:45,765 - You should marry that one. - Excuse me? 762 00:39:45,775 --> 00:39:47,973 And Shiv, stop taking everything so seriously. 763 00:39:47,983 --> 00:39:49,807 I'm trying to sparkle. 764 00:39:49,817 --> 00:39:52,973 When people ask me how long I give it, I say forever. 765 00:39:52,983 --> 00:39:55,098 - OK, well... - It will be forever. 766 00:39:55,108 --> 00:39:57,316 - Well, thank you. - Or it'll feel like forever. 767 00:39:59,441 --> 00:40:01,056 She says she's being impish. 768 00:40:01,066 --> 00:40:02,682 She's being a stone cold bitch. 769 00:40:05,358 --> 00:40:08,264 Hey, you want to meet up later tonight? All together? 770 00:40:08,274 --> 00:40:09,983 - At the place? - Yeah. 771 00:40:12,108 --> 00:40:13,775 So, uh... 772 00:40:16,274 --> 00:40:17,723 you talked to the white whale? 773 00:40:17,733 --> 00:40:19,139 What'd he have to say? 774 00:40:19,149 --> 00:40:20,682 Nothing. I mean, 775 00:40:20,692 --> 00:40:22,431 he's just shoring up his position. 776 00:40:22,441 --> 00:40:24,515 It's not real. He's under pressure. 777 00:40:24,525 --> 00:40:27,181 Are you good? No wobbles, right? You OK? 778 00:40:27,191 --> 00:40:31,515 I'm not gonna get coldcocked here, am I? 779 00:40:31,525 --> 00:40:33,139 'Cause I heard from Frank 780 00:40:33,149 --> 00:40:35,405 the Canadians might not be too keen on me. 781 00:40:35,416 --> 00:40:37,181 You talked to the fucking grandfather clock? 782 00:40:37,191 --> 00:40:38,306 Has he signed anything? 783 00:40:38,316 --> 00:40:41,181 No, that would just be rude. 784 00:40:41,191 --> 00:40:43,264 I mean, he... he... he... 785 00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:44,848 he used to give me flying lessons 786 00:40:44,858 --> 00:40:46,223 in his fuckin' Cessna. 787 00:40:46,233 --> 00:40:47,515 Come on, man. 788 00:40:47,525 --> 00:40:49,431 You're not a little prince anymore. 789 00:40:49,441 --> 00:40:52,181 Don't rely on Sir Talky of Fuckchester, please. 790 00:40:52,191 --> 00:40:53,598 He's good, Stewy. 791 00:40:57,566 --> 00:41:00,390 Are we working upstate, or... 792 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:03,848 Ah. Mr. Fuckhead, I presume. 793 00:41:03,858 --> 00:41:07,848 Logan Roy, Logan Roy, Logan Roy. 794 00:41:07,858 --> 00:41:09,682 Are we allowed to talk? 795 00:41:09,692 --> 00:41:13,723 I've nothing but admiration for you personally, Mr. Roy. 796 00:41:13,733 --> 00:41:15,139 Oh, really? 797 00:41:15,149 --> 00:41:16,890 It's the sort of thing you say, isn't it? 798 00:41:16,900 --> 00:41:19,390 Ooh. Classy. 799 00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:23,765 So, what is it you've got against me? 800 00:41:23,775 --> 00:41:25,515 You're the one making it personal. 801 00:41:25,525 --> 00:41:27,390 I'm just trying to do my job, 802 00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,223 think of everyone, not just myself. 803 00:41:29,233 --> 00:41:31,556 The interest of each is the good of all. 804 00:41:31,566 --> 00:41:32,855 That is the whole of the law. 805 00:41:32,866 --> 00:41:34,723 You don't need to remind me of my Adam Smith. 806 00:41:34,733 --> 00:41:37,473 - I taught economics. - Where? Kindergarten? 807 00:41:37,483 --> 00:41:40,390 What about "From each according to his ability, 808 00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:41,890 to each according to his need"? 809 00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:44,139 What about, and this isn't me talking, 810 00:41:44,149 --> 00:41:46,682 but what about me, Mr. Fucking Ability, 811 00:41:46,692 --> 00:41:48,098 busting my chops 812 00:41:48,108 --> 00:41:49,348 in my auto shop 813 00:41:49,358 --> 00:41:52,765 so that some needy fuck from the projects 814 00:41:52,775 --> 00:41:54,556 can jack off on my time? 815 00:41:54,566 --> 00:41:56,098 That's the issue, I'm afraid. 816 00:41:56,108 --> 00:41:58,807 Well, I find that a very reductive view of human nature. 817 00:41:58,817 --> 00:42:00,431 I didn't make human nature, 818 00:42:00,441 --> 00:42:02,765 but I do know what they read and what they watch. 819 00:42:02,775 --> 00:42:06,598 I make my nut off what people really want. 820 00:42:06,608 --> 00:42:08,390 Don't tell me about people. 821 00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:11,400 I'd go flat broke in a week if I didn't. 822 00:42:15,191 --> 00:42:17,108 Nice to meet you, Senator. 823 00:42:19,650 --> 00:42:20,983 Yeah. 824 00:42:24,149 --> 00:42:26,348 Sleep well, Dad. 825 00:42:26,358 --> 00:42:28,306 - Night. - Thank you. 826 00:42:28,316 --> 00:42:31,473 Might be your last good one for a decade or so. 827 00:42:32,817 --> 00:42:35,807 The cruise situation. 828 00:42:35,817 --> 00:42:37,932 I don't know what you're talkin' about. 829 00:42:37,942 --> 00:42:39,139 Yeah, sure. 830 00:42:39,149 --> 00:42:40,973 Well, you might soon. 831 00:42:40,983 --> 00:42:42,274 Unless... 832 00:42:48,983 --> 00:42:52,848 You could afford to be un peu plus agréable, Siobhan. 833 00:42:52,858 --> 00:42:54,723 You don't understand, Marcia. 834 00:42:54,733 --> 00:42:59,473 Well, I know when I see a spoiled slut. 835 00:42:59,483 --> 00:43:00,723 Excuse me? 836 00:43:00,733 --> 00:43:02,191 Tu m'entends. 837 00:43:03,566 --> 00:43:05,473 What the fuck? Who are you? 838 00:43:05,483 --> 00:43:07,848 Apart from a machine for gathering power? 839 00:43:07,858 --> 00:43:11,181 You don't know how vulnerable a human being can be. 840 00:43:11,191 --> 00:43:12,339 Oh, for fuck's sake. 841 00:43:12,350 --> 00:43:15,056 Have you ever had a fucking grapefruit without an agenda? 842 00:43:15,066 --> 00:43:16,723 He made you a playground, 843 00:43:16,733 --> 00:43:18,682 and you think it's a whole world. 844 00:43:18,692 --> 00:43:20,932 Well, va te faire foutre. 845 00:43:20,942 --> 00:43:23,515 Go out and see how you like it. 846 00:43:23,525 --> 00:43:24,525 Fuck off. 847 00:43:32,358 --> 00:43:34,515 Well, you two seem to be the best of friends. 848 00:43:34,525 --> 00:43:35,848 Don't. 849 00:43:35,858 --> 00:43:38,848 Aw, come on. It's OK. 850 00:43:38,858 --> 00:43:40,692 Hey. Pinky. 851 00:43:42,441 --> 00:43:44,233 Someone will be in touch. 852 00:43:47,066 --> 00:43:48,566 Great. 853 00:43:49,900 --> 00:43:51,765 Mmwahh. 854 00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:56,431 You know, you're fuckin' great. 855 00:43:56,441 --> 00:43:58,264 Thank you! 856 00:43:58,274 --> 00:43:59,807 You're not a head fuck. 857 00:43:59,817 --> 00:44:02,035 Or a bitch or a leech. 858 00:44:03,066 --> 00:44:05,056 You say such pretty things. 859 00:44:05,066 --> 00:44:08,181 You never once asked to stay over... 860 00:44:08,191 --> 00:44:11,390 or how it works with my dad, or the trust, 861 00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:15,056 or what my stake is, you know? 862 00:44:15,066 --> 00:44:18,108 I'm just pathologically incurious. 863 00:44:21,858 --> 00:44:24,024 What if I was prepared to marry you? 864 00:44:25,942 --> 00:44:27,515 Hello? 865 00:44:27,525 --> 00:44:30,098 Hiya. 866 00:44:30,108 --> 00:44:31,598 - Right. - What? 867 00:44:31,608 --> 00:44:33,640 Shiv's getting married, 868 00:44:33,650 --> 00:44:35,390 Kendall got married... 869 00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:38,181 I see. So, how about you come down off of Mt. Olympus 870 00:44:38,191 --> 00:44:40,056 and propose to a mere mortal? 871 00:44:40,066 --> 00:44:41,598 Yeah, what if? 872 00:44:41,608 --> 00:44:43,932 - No. - No? 873 00:44:43,942 --> 00:44:46,264 - Crazy. - Why is this crazy? 874 00:44:46,274 --> 00:44:50,056 Because this isn't a normal relationship. 875 00:44:50,066 --> 00:44:51,264 Why? 876 00:44:51,274 --> 00:44:54,765 Well, um, for one thing, 877 00:44:54,775 --> 00:44:56,765 we never fuck. 878 00:44:56,775 --> 00:44:58,515 Oh, yeah, we do. 879 00:44:58,525 --> 00:45:00,264 - No, we don't. - Yeah, come on, 880 00:45:00,274 --> 00:45:02,306 yeah, we do, we've been busy, that's all. 881 00:45:02,316 --> 00:45:06,598 No, you, like, kind of jerked off near me, once. 882 00:45:06,608 --> 00:45:08,264 There's no need to be disgusting. 883 00:45:08,274 --> 00:45:10,973 To be honest, Roman, I've had more sexual contact 884 00:45:10,983 --> 00:45:12,890 with the groom than I have with you. 885 00:45:12,900 --> 00:45:14,515 I asked you not to talk about that. 886 00:45:14,525 --> 00:45:16,209 I've slept with a lot of guys, Roman Roy, 887 00:45:16,220 --> 00:45:18,223 and if that is gonna be a problem, you better say. 888 00:45:18,233 --> 00:45:20,390 It's not gonna be a problem, it's Tom's. 889 00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,441 You want to get married or not? 890 00:45:25,858 --> 00:45:28,098 Babe. 891 00:45:28,108 --> 00:45:31,817 Do you think this is the way to get someone to stay? 892 00:45:37,858 --> 00:45:40,765 Hey-hey, Gerri. 893 00:45:40,775 --> 00:45:43,223 Thank you for meeting me here. 894 00:45:43,233 --> 00:45:44,390 Uh-huh. What is this? 895 00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:46,306 Uh, just a chat. 896 00:45:46,316 --> 00:45:48,181 Right. It's your wedding; 897 00:45:48,191 --> 00:45:50,223 why do I feel like I'm about to get fucked? 898 00:45:50,233 --> 00:45:53,390 OK, it's late. Here's the situation. 899 00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:55,848 I know all about the cruise division horror show. 900 00:45:55,858 --> 00:45:57,848 And the cover-up. 901 00:45:57,858 --> 00:45:59,348 And Gil wants to go to town on you, 902 00:45:59,358 --> 00:46:00,807 but maybe I can get him to hold off 903 00:46:00,817 --> 00:46:03,056 if ATN stops the personal stuff. 904 00:46:03,066 --> 00:46:04,098 Gil's wife. 905 00:46:04,108 --> 00:46:06,473 You want us to stop attacking him? 906 00:46:06,483 --> 00:46:08,598 Poor liddle fwagile pwesidential candidate. 907 00:46:08,608 --> 00:46:11,682 No, keep attacking him all through the primaries, 908 00:46:11,692 --> 00:46:13,682 fire up our base, and then just back off 909 00:46:13,692 --> 00:46:14,866 for the general. 910 00:46:14,877 --> 00:46:17,222 They're journalists, Shiv, not remote-controlled little... 911 00:46:17,233 --> 00:46:19,682 Yeah, sure they are. I just feel confident that, you know, 912 00:46:19,692 --> 00:46:23,181 a little public comment or two from my dad, an email, 913 00:46:23,191 --> 00:46:25,306 and the minions realign pretty quick. 914 00:46:27,024 --> 00:46:29,858 So you are, um... 915 00:46:29,983 --> 00:46:31,223 just to be clear... 916 00:46:31,233 --> 00:46:32,682 Oh, yeah. No, I'm bullying you. 917 00:46:32,692 --> 00:46:34,223 Yes. I'm blackmailing you. 918 00:46:34,233 --> 00:46:35,936 I'm threatening to destroy my father, 919 00:46:35,947 --> 00:46:38,308 - however you want to put it. - And you're happy with that? 920 00:46:38,319 --> 00:46:40,890 Oh, come on, it is what it is. 921 00:46:40,900 --> 00:46:44,014 You used to be such a nice girl. 922 00:46:44,024 --> 00:46:46,139 - And Tom needs to be clean. - Oh. 923 00:46:46,149 --> 00:46:49,473 Move him on, move him up... maybe abroad. 924 00:46:49,483 --> 00:46:51,139 Clean hands. 925 00:46:51,149 --> 00:46:52,723 You're very pushy, missy. 926 00:46:52,733 --> 00:46:55,024 Thank you, fairy godmother. 927 00:46:56,692 --> 00:46:59,139 And if I was authorized to accept, 928 00:46:59,149 --> 00:47:01,932 can you get Mr. Smith to fuck off back to Washington 929 00:47:01,942 --> 00:47:04,348 and not pull down his pants to show off his amazing morals? 930 00:47:04,358 --> 00:47:07,056 Yeah, I'm pretty sure I can persuade him that a dirty LBJ 931 00:47:07,066 --> 00:47:10,223 gets more done than a clean McGovern. 932 00:47:12,817 --> 00:47:14,932 OK, well, good night. 933 00:47:14,942 --> 00:47:16,932 Hey. 934 00:47:16,942 --> 00:47:21,098 No marriage advice from my dear old godmother? 935 00:47:21,108 --> 00:47:25,014 I don't know. I was never very good at all that. 936 00:47:25,024 --> 00:47:26,890 My husband died. 937 00:47:26,900 --> 00:47:28,942 Don't let him die? 938 00:47:33,233 --> 00:47:35,973 OK, what is this? I was in the middle of a conversation. 939 00:47:35,983 --> 00:47:38,848 Dude, I am super-sorry. Jess, could you give us a second? 940 00:47:38,858 --> 00:47:40,223 No. Stew? Seriously. 941 00:47:40,233 --> 00:47:41,733 Ken, I got... I got Sandy on the line. 942 00:47:44,108 --> 00:47:45,566 Sandy? 943 00:47:47,566 --> 00:47:49,056 - Fuck. - What is it? 944 00:47:49,067 --> 00:47:50,253 He can tell you. 945 00:47:50,264 --> 00:47:52,363 You can say, Stew. What's with the theatrics? 946 00:47:52,374 --> 00:47:54,223 Can you hold for Mr. Furness? 947 00:47:54,233 --> 00:47:55,890 He was just there. Where'd he go? 948 00:47:55,900 --> 00:47:58,139 You're not gonna say? Seriously? 949 00:47:58,149 --> 00:48:00,098 Is this the coldcock? 950 00:48:00,108 --> 00:48:02,014 I think it's just best that he tell you. That's all. 951 00:48:02,024 --> 00:48:03,848 You're such a pussy. 952 00:48:03,858 --> 00:48:07,139 Is... Is it... Is this, uh, Canadian shit? 953 00:48:07,149 --> 00:48:10,640 Um... it's about that bear hug letter. 954 00:48:10,650 --> 00:48:13,390 - Starting the takeover? - OK. 955 00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:15,807 An acceleration. 956 00:48:15,817 --> 00:48:19,431 No, no, no. No, no, no. Fuck off. 957 00:48:19,441 --> 00:48:21,306 This weekend. 958 00:48:21,316 --> 00:48:23,473 - Hello, Sandy? - At my sister's wedding? 959 00:48:23,483 --> 00:48:26,640 Are you insane? What do you want this to be, 960 00:48:26,650 --> 00:48:28,515 One Wedding and Four Fuckin' Funerals? 961 00:48:28,525 --> 00:48:30,098 Hello? 962 00:48:30,108 --> 00:48:32,098 Hi. Yeah, he told me already. 963 00:48:32,108 --> 00:48:35,056 No, absolutely not, no way, no. No! Fuck this! 964 00:48:35,066 --> 00:48:39,056 Listen, but you told Frank Vernon. 965 00:48:39,066 --> 00:48:41,264 I t... I... 966 00:48:41,274 --> 00:48:43,056 That has... I... I hinted. 967 00:48:43,066 --> 00:48:45,264 We've been contacted by a reporter, 968 00:48:45,274 --> 00:48:47,390 and they know something's cooking. 969 00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:50,640 We have to go tomorrow or risk a leak, 970 00:48:50,650 --> 00:48:52,525 which kills us. 971 00:48:53,692 --> 00:48:56,306 No. N... We're all together, OK? 972 00:48:56,316 --> 00:48:58,598 This is... This is not a good time. 973 00:48:58,608 --> 00:49:00,807 Well, it really is a good time. 974 00:49:00,817 --> 00:49:03,056 Your dad's out of the loop in the UK, 975 00:49:03,066 --> 00:49:04,483 we catch him off-guard. 976 00:49:07,233 --> 00:49:08,348 No. 977 00:49:08,358 --> 00:49:13,848 I... I need to, uh, you know, pr... 978 00:49:13,858 --> 00:49:15,431 p-p-p-prepare. 979 00:49:15,441 --> 00:49:17,056 Uh, I... I... 980 00:49:17,066 --> 00:49:19,056 Sandy, I need... 981 00:49:19,066 --> 00:49:20,264 prep time. 982 00:49:20,274 --> 00:49:22,056 OK? F-For the approach. 983 00:49:22,066 --> 00:49:25,723 You can't make an omelet without breaking some dicks. 984 00:49:25,733 --> 00:49:27,890 Look, I'm sorry. OK? 985 00:49:27,900 --> 00:49:29,890 We'll be in touch with the letter, 986 00:49:29,900 --> 00:49:33,139 and let's close-coordinate on the minute it's presented. 987 00:49:33,149 --> 00:49:36,306 OK? Thanks, kid. 988 00:49:36,316 --> 00:49:39,441 Motherfucker. 989 00:49:52,650 --> 00:49:54,598 - Hey. How ya doin'? - Hey. 990 00:49:54,608 --> 00:49:57,556 Where's Con? 991 00:49:57,566 --> 00:49:59,056 - Uh... - Did...? 992 00:49:59,066 --> 00:50:02,264 - Con? Was he invited? - Did you tell him? 993 00:50:02,274 --> 00:50:05,014 - Oh... Come on. What? - Oh. 994 00:50:05,024 --> 00:50:06,973 You want me to get him? I told Willa. 995 00:50:06,983 --> 00:50:09,098 Uh... my... 996 00:50:09,108 --> 00:50:10,807 Fucking hell! 997 00:50:10,817 --> 00:50:12,608 Why did you get in the boat? 998 00:50:15,608 --> 00:50:17,390 No, I'm good. I got shit to do. 999 00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:19,431 What?! Why are we here? 1000 00:50:19,441 --> 00:50:21,890 I thought this was for old times. 1001 00:50:21,900 --> 00:50:23,973 - Uh... - No? 1002 00:50:23,983 --> 00:50:26,348 What about you, you wanna smoke my jay? 1003 00:50:26,358 --> 00:50:29,515 No, I got shit to do too. A lot cookin'. 1004 00:50:29,525 --> 00:50:31,098 What the fuck! Really? 1005 00:50:31,108 --> 00:50:33,014 All right, one hit. 1006 00:50:33,024 --> 00:50:34,973 There we go, motherfucker. 1007 00:50:37,108 --> 00:50:38,264 Diss. 1008 00:50:38,274 --> 00:50:40,608 - Intercepted. - Old times. 1009 00:50:43,650 --> 00:50:46,264 So listen, guys, um... 1010 00:50:46,274 --> 00:50:48,890 I do have something I need to tell you. 1011 00:50:48,900 --> 00:50:52,056 Um... I was at Mom's earlier, 1012 00:50:52,066 --> 00:50:54,640 she had me going through her papers and stuff, 1013 00:50:54,650 --> 00:50:56,181 sortin' through some shit, 1014 00:50:56,191 --> 00:50:59,932 and it turns out, uh, Shiv... 1015 00:50:59,942 --> 00:51:02,264 you're adopted. 1016 00:51:02,274 --> 00:51:05,682 And Ken? You're adopted. 1017 00:51:05,692 --> 00:51:07,723 And Connor is obviously adopted. 1018 00:51:07,733 --> 00:51:10,306 And so all that shit's comin' to me, 1019 00:51:10,316 --> 00:51:11,765 so you can fuck off. 1020 00:51:11,775 --> 00:51:14,515 I'm sorry, I don't know why I asked you down here. 1021 00:51:14,525 --> 00:51:15,848 No, it's good. 1022 00:51:15,858 --> 00:51:18,149 Congratulations. 1023 00:51:19,775 --> 00:51:20,983 I'm happy for you. 1024 00:51:22,566 --> 00:51:24,515 I'm happy for you. 1025 00:51:24,525 --> 00:51:25,733 Thanks. 1026 00:51:29,650 --> 00:51:32,181 It's gotta not be so easy for you 1027 00:51:32,191 --> 00:51:35,191 to be on the outside, seeing me do big shit. 1028 00:51:38,483 --> 00:51:39,598 Yeah. 1029 00:51:39,608 --> 00:51:41,692 Big of you. Thank you. 1030 00:51:43,274 --> 00:51:46,223 Yeah, well... 1031 00:51:46,233 --> 00:51:49,692 uh... can I suggest a hug? 1032 00:51:50,917 --> 00:51:52,890 - You serious? - What is it... What? 1033 00:51:52,900 --> 00:51:54,139 - Yeah. I'm serious. - Why? 1034 00:51:54,149 --> 00:51:56,056 Just... come on. Bring it in. 1035 00:51:56,066 --> 00:51:58,765 - You know you want to. - I'm goin' butt-first. 1036 00:51:58,775 --> 00:52:01,473 Here I come. 1037 00:52:01,483 --> 00:52:03,723 - Here we all are! - Ahh! 1038 00:52:05,650 --> 00:52:08,723 Ow! I think I cut the nipple right off! 1039 00:52:11,900 --> 00:52:13,723 I don't know, I mean, like, 1040 00:52:13,733 --> 00:52:15,181 I think I owe it to him, 1041 00:52:15,191 --> 00:52:17,515 but I don't want to be the one to tell him. 1042 00:52:17,525 --> 00:52:19,556 You know? 1043 00:52:19,566 --> 00:52:22,900 I mean, like, what if he finds out that I knew? 1044 00:52:28,692 --> 00:52:31,390 Like... I either... 1045 00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:35,056 I either owe it to tell him... owe it to him to tell him, 1046 00:52:35,066 --> 00:52:39,598 or I don't owe it to him to totally t... not tell him. 1047 00:52:39,608 --> 00:52:40,900 I think tell him. 1048 00:52:42,358 --> 00:52:43,900 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 1049 00:52:46,441 --> 00:52:48,181 Maybe don't? 1050 00:52:48,191 --> 00:52:49,900 I don't fuckin' know. 1051 00:53:07,900 --> 00:53:10,098 Right. 1052 00:53:10,108 --> 00:53:12,723 Well, no we can't do that because that'll trigger 1053 00:53:12,733 --> 00:53:14,431 the disclosure... 1054 00:53:55,900 --> 00:53:59,973 Oh, shit. That's him. Wait. Stop. Stop. 1055 00:53:59,983 --> 00:54:01,807 Great night. Th-Thanks for the ride. 1056 00:54:01,817 --> 00:54:06,473 - Hey, Tom! - Hey, hey! 1057 00:54:06,483 --> 00:54:10,024 - Hey, wait up! - Morning, Greg! 1058 00:54:12,566 --> 00:54:14,515 Look, Tom, uh, 1059 00:54:14,525 --> 00:54:18,139 I... I, uh, didn't know... 1060 00:54:18,149 --> 00:54:20,348 like, exactly how to tell you this, 1061 00:54:20,358 --> 00:54:24,682 and I've been up all night trying to think exactly how to... 1062 00:54:24,692 --> 00:54:26,149 broach... 1063 00:54:27,608 --> 00:54:29,848 So I want to just say that... that... 1064 00:54:29,858 --> 00:54:32,348 I think that Shiv is, like... 1065 00:54:32,358 --> 00:54:33,598 No. N... 1066 00:54:33,608 --> 00:54:35,306 I think she's having an affair. 1067 00:54:35,316 --> 00:54:37,723 No. You're wrong. 1068 00:54:37,733 --> 00:54:39,682 No... No, I'm... I mean, not... 1069 00:54:39,692 --> 00:54:41,431 Shut up, Greg. Shut up. 1070 00:54:41,441 --> 00:54:43,348 Well, no, because I s... I... 1071 00:54:43,358 --> 00:54:45,848 - You are. You're wrong. - Maybe I'm wrong. 1072 00:54:45,858 --> 00:54:47,807 You are wrong, so we're all good. 1073 00:54:47,817 --> 00:54:49,890 - OK. G-Good. - OK? So, good. 1074 00:54:49,900 --> 00:54:51,264 Thank you for your time. 1075 00:54:51,274 --> 00:54:53,306 Yeah. And you don't want to hear... 1076 00:54:53,316 --> 00:54:55,556 I don't want to hear anything, Greg, because it was a misunderstanding, OK? 1077 00:54:55,566 --> 00:54:57,024 - I saw what I saw... - Shut up. 1078 00:54:57,035 --> 00:54:58,598 I just said shut up. Shut the fuck up. 1079 00:54:58,608 --> 00:54:59,890 All right, but I think you should know... 1080 00:54:59,900 --> 00:55:02,056 No. Shut... Shut the fuck up, Greg. 1081 00:55:02,066 --> 00:55:04,306 - I'm trying to help you. - Shut up, will ya? 1082 00:55:04,316 --> 00:55:06,139 - Fuckin' shut up. - Dude! What the hell?! 1083 00:55:06,149 --> 00:55:08,598 I told you to fuckin' shut up! 1084 00:55:08,608 --> 00:55:10,932 Get off of me! 1085 00:55:10,942 --> 00:55:12,848 - Just shut up! - What the fuck, man?! 1086 00:55:12,858 --> 00:55:14,900 - Yeah, I... - Shut up! 1087 00:55:26,900 --> 00:55:28,223 You know, 1088 00:55:28,233 --> 00:55:31,348 I was quite outraged when she suggested this. 1089 00:55:31,358 --> 00:55:34,723 I don't like being outside the U.S. for too long. 1090 00:55:34,733 --> 00:55:36,098 Doesn't sit well. 1091 00:55:36,108 --> 00:55:39,306 And there's a mercilessness I miss. 1092 00:55:39,316 --> 00:55:41,348 I'm not used to these squalid little deals. 1093 00:55:41,358 --> 00:55:43,598 Yeah, living with the safety catch off, 1094 00:55:43,608 --> 00:55:45,223 fuckin' without a rubber. 1095 00:55:45,233 --> 00:55:47,431 Everywhere else feels so soft. 1096 00:55:47,441 --> 00:55:49,942 I mean, look at this fuckin' place. 1097 00:55:51,358 --> 00:55:54,306 Yeah, well, it... it's all quite refined. 1098 00:55:54,316 --> 00:55:56,598 Refined? Ahh. 1099 00:55:56,608 --> 00:55:59,139 Slaves. Cotton and sugar. 1100 00:55:59,149 --> 00:56:02,723 This country's nothing but an off-shore laundry 1101 00:56:02,733 --> 00:56:06,223 for turning evil into hard currency. 1102 00:56:07,900 --> 00:56:10,515 Is this where you tell me you're working for the communists? 1103 00:56:10,525 --> 00:56:12,181 And now it just lies here, 1104 00:56:12,191 --> 00:56:14,431 living off its capital, sucking in immigrants 1105 00:56:14,441 --> 00:56:17,139 to turn it and stop it getting bed sores. 1106 00:56:17,149 --> 00:56:19,473 I was looking forward to taking you down. 1107 00:56:19,483 --> 00:56:21,483 You've got a very persuasive daughter. 1108 00:56:22,817 --> 00:56:26,640 But doesn't a deal feel so much better? 1109 00:56:26,650 --> 00:56:28,274 Handshake? 1110 00:56:29,942 --> 00:56:32,983 I don't think either of us want to get dirty, do we? 1111 00:56:53,483 --> 00:56:54,441 Yeah. 1112 00:57:09,900 --> 00:57:11,848 You want to game it? 1113 00:57:11,858 --> 00:57:13,848 Sure. 1114 00:57:13,858 --> 00:57:15,598 Deliver the letter, 1115 00:57:15,608 --> 00:57:18,807 he calls emergency board... 1116 00:57:18,817 --> 00:57:22,066 we go public, world blows up. 1117 00:57:34,858 --> 00:57:37,223 The arbs dive in, 1118 00:57:37,233 --> 00:57:39,890 he tells the world some fairy tales, 1119 00:57:39,900 --> 00:57:42,807 talks poison pill, other defenses, 1120 00:57:42,817 --> 00:57:45,723 board says, "Hang on, we don't want to get sued." 1121 00:57:48,233 --> 00:57:49,942 Thank you. 1122 00:57:58,233 --> 00:58:00,348 Dad says, "Fuck the shareholders," 1123 00:58:00,358 --> 00:58:02,890 he calls analysts, calls hedge funds, 1124 00:58:02,900 --> 00:58:04,515 tries to find a white knight, 1125 00:58:04,525 --> 00:58:06,264 calls us, tells us to fuck off. 1126 00:58:06,274 --> 00:58:09,473 He's a good man, Pinky. 1127 00:58:09,483 --> 00:58:10,942 He's a good man. 1128 00:58:20,900 --> 00:58:23,817 Price rockets, because everyone knows we're gonna win. 1129 00:58:31,775 --> 00:58:34,566 You think there's a chance he'll just do a deal? 1130 00:58:36,733 --> 00:58:38,608 Have you met my dad? 1131 00:58:40,775 --> 00:58:44,098 Nope. He'll never retreat. 1132 00:58:44,108 --> 00:58:47,650 It'll be hostile, hostile, hostile. 1133 00:58:48,669 --> 00:58:51,669 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 80880

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