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- Hey.
- Hey.

How's it looking there, bro?

Well, that depends.

You want the good news
or the bad news?

There's good news?

No, actually that's the bad news.

- There's no good news?
- There's no good news.

Why have you got to ask me that
and get my hopes up?

Relax. It's just
a figure of speech.

So how bad is bad?

Well, if my math is correct...

That is a big "if."

Like I said,
if my math is right...

we're about three grand
in the hole.

Holy cow. Three grand?

Three grand.

I don't know how we're gonna buy
the window casings or the gutters.

What do you mean? We don't have
another grant payment coming?

Not till we finish this room,
which we can't do

without more money
to buy more supplies.

Just put it on the credit card.

The credit card?

Ethan, the credit card
has been maxed for weeks.

I say we cut our losses,
get out of this thing cold.

You're kidding me, right?

We're halfway done.
We can't stop now,

not to mention the fact
that Mom and Dad

devoted their lives to this inn.
Get your head out of your ass.

I thought that's why
we were doing this.

Eh...

Holy cow.

It's not that bad.
It's not the end of the world.

I'm talking about that.
There's something falling from the sky.

Wow.

Whoa.

What?

Whoa.

I'd better call the sheriff.

What?

There.

Cool.

- Oh.

This is awesome.

It's like a spaceship
or something.

It's not a spaceship.

Look at those weird symbols
on the wreckage.

It's Russian.

An old Russian spaceship.

It's not a spaceship,
you big dork.

Well, what is it?

I don't know.
Probably a satellite.

How do you know?

I saw this thing on TV once.

There's hundreds of them
up there floating around.

Sometimes they stop working
and they crash to earth.

You think Gregoropoulos knows?

No, looks like he slept
right through it.

Figures.

What do you reckon
we do with it?

I don't know. I guess
we should call the space agency

or the feds or something.

Why? So we can get
full-body cavity searches?

Okay, well, what do you want
to do with it?

Sell it. Satellites are worth
a lot of money.

It's junk, Ethan.
Who's gonna want to buy junk?

Together: Earl.

I've got a tarp in the back
we can wrap it all up in.

What the heck is that?

Beats me.

Maybe it's one of those
giant gorilla things

you put on carwash roofs.

Would you take your car to a place
that had that on the roof?

I guess not.

- What's up, guys?
- Good morning, Max.

Hey. Can I get you
some coffee or something?

Yeah, coffee would be great.
Thanks, man.

Damn, Earl.
What the heck are you making?

Oh, that there, Ethan,
is what you call an iron golem.

An iron what?

The golem.
It's from Jewish folklore.

Certain rabbis used to create
these giant servants

to protect the townsfolk.

You mean, like a scarecrow?

I'm building that
for the town centennial.

It's gonna be a surprise.

Oh, yeah, it's definitely
gonna be that.

Beautiful, ain't it?

Oh, it's definitely unique.

Yeah. Yep, definitely

unique.

So what brings you boys
out yonder?

Uh, got something
I want to show you.

Wow, what you got here?

A satellite...

Crash-landed on Gregoropoulos'
place this morning.

It's Russian.

- You don't say.
- Uh-huh.

Well, Gregoropoulos...
He don't want it?

Finders keepers.

I'll give you $200.

I was thinking
more along the lines of $2,000.

What, are you nuts?
It's just a pile of scrap metal.

The heck it is.
That's genuine space debris, Earl.

Yeah, and there is gold and silver
in some of that metal, too,

and you know it.

Well, all right,
I'll give you $500.

$1,500.

Well...

I'll tell you what:

it's only because I like you boys
and that's the only reason.

I'll... I'll go to $800.

- A thou...
- $800 sounds pretty good.

Oh, don't look at me like that.

800 bucks is a good deal.

I mean it's Russian space junk,
not even made in America.

I could have got him up to $1,000
if you hadn't jumped in.

That would have covered
all the gutters.

Yeah, but whose idea was it
to sell it?

Spare me, Einstein.

Holy cow.

So he said.

I didn't know she was back.

Neither did I.

You should try it.

Are you okay, bro?

You look like
you just saw a ghost.

Aren't you gonna go say hi?

- What for?
- What for?

Are you kidding me?
The love of your life just walked by.

That was a long time ago, Ethan.

Exactly. So why are you
still holding a grudge?

Go get the gutters, okay?

I got some new shoes on, baby

I'm gonna walk away my blues

Hmm, yeah

I got some new shoes on,
pretty baby

I'm gonna walk away
my blues, yeah

Yeah, don't get
so excited, baby...

Max, I need a refill.

All right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
what I say now...

Baby

If you're gonna spend
some time with me...

You're out of beer, Grandpa.

You want me to go into town
and get you some?

Do bears crap in the woods?

I'll take that as a yes.

That boy.

Lover boy.

Shut up. Go, just get the gutters,
would you?

Amanda.

- Jake.
- Hi.

So when did you get back
into town?

A few days ago.

Staying at my aunt's.

I've been meaning to call you.

Okay, sure.

Come on.

Of course I was going to call you.

I'm just getting settled in

and having a bit of culture shock

coming back to Redeemer.

I can imagine.

So who is this lovely
young lady?

This is my daughter Claire.

- Hi, Claire. I'm Jake.
- Hi.

Hi. I'm an old friend
of your mom's.

What do you think
of our little town?

It's okay, I guess.

Takes a bit of getting used to.

I bet it does. It must be
a pretty big change for you, huh?

Yeah. It's the smallest town
I've ever seen.

Well, yeah, it might be, but it's also
what makes it so special.

I'm gonna go wait in the car, Mom.
Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, too, Claire.

She seems like a great kid.

She is.

And things are good for you?

You're still working
as a biology teacher, right?

Uh, I'm getting a divorce.

Wow. Uh...

I'm sorry to hear that.

Gee, you guys seemed
like the perfect couple.

Well, we were at one time.

It must be pretty hard
for Claire, I guess, huh?

She's... she's hanging in there.

Mom, let's go.

Are you guys moving
back here then or...?

Oh, no. We're just staying
with my aunt, you know,

- until I can figure things out.
- Right.

I think Claire would go crazy
if we stayed here.

I don't know. You never know.
She might grow to like it here.

Well, I should get going.
My aunt's expecting us back.

Right. Okay.

It's good to see you, Jake.

It's good to see
you, too, Amanda.

Whoa, whoa, wait a sec.

Would you like to maybe, uh...

I don't know,
get dinner sometime?

I don't think so, Jake.

I think I really need to spend
some time alone, you know?

I understand. It's okay.

But, you know, if there's anything
that I can help you with,

anything at all,
just let me know.

That's sweet. Thanks.

I'm sure we'll bump into
each other again.

I'm sure we will.

- Bye.
- See you.

I heard that
air raid siren blare

Before the storm blew
through the air...

- You can't shoot it down

You can't fight it back

You just hunker down

Till the danger's past...

All right.

Let's get your hand on you.

There we go.

Announcer: Bradley under pressure,
throws long.

- Whoo-hoo! Yeah.

Announcer: Reed throws it back
to the 50-yard line.

Go, baby. Go, go, go.

Announcer: He's up to 30.
He could go...

What? No, not now.

Oh, for the love of God.

All right.

What did I do this time, Lord?

I'm still waiting to hear
how it went with Amanda.

I told you
I don't want to talk about it.

Did she say how long
she was here for?

Not very long.

Look, I put aside a little money
for Gregoropoulos.

Gregoropoulos? What for?

It's a finder's fee.

He didn't find it.
We found it.

Yeah, I know we found it,
but we found it on his land.

No, you're right, Jake.

The poor guy has been having
a harder time than us.

That's why you're the big bro.

Whatever, sarcastic.

Don't burn the place down.

- I'll just keep working.
- I doubt that.

Grandpa!

Grandpa, are you okay?
What happened?

I think somebody knocked me out
and stole my statue.

What? How could someone
have taken the statue?

Well, you can see it's gone,
can't you?

All right, come on.

Let's get you inside.
I'm gonna call the sheriff.

- Are you all right?
- Ow.

Oh, I don't want...

Oh, I don't want...

All right, time we got
a little action.

- Ka-pow! Watch out, man.

Only in Redeemer.

- Wo Sheriff, come in.

Well, I hope you got something exciting,
because this has turned out to be

one very boring Saturday night.

I just received a call
from Earl up at the scrap yard.

Well, it's better than nothing.

What's it this time?
Kids stole firecrackers in his yard?

No, sir. Someone stole
one of his metal sculptures.

Who'd want to steal
something made of junk?

Well, did he give a description
of the thief?

No, sir. He says they knocked him out
cold before he could see who it was.

Uh-huh. Really?
What's this sculpture look like?

He says it's 17 feet tall
and weighs about a ton.

17 feet tall and weighs a ton?

You'd need a tractor trailer
to steal something that big.

- I imagine so, Sheriff.
- Uh-huh.

Well, I guess we'd best
keep our eyes peeled

for large vehicles
moving through town, huh?

Copy that, sir.

This is a bad idea, Grandpa.

Those thieves can't have got
very far.

There's only one road
out of this town,

and if we move fast,
we can catch them.

I just really think you should
let the sheriff handle this.

Ha! That flatfoot... he can't even
handle his own old lady.

Now let's go get that bastard.

No, no, no. You need
to calm down.

Okay? Just take a breath,

have a seat. I'll get you
a beer or something, okay?

Are you chickening out
on me, son?

No, no, I'm not. I just think
we should wait for the sheriff.

All right, I'll catch
the bastards myself.

Grandpa, they're long gone.

Hi, Ethan.

Amanda Spelling.
Girl, I haven't seen you in ages.

You look the same
as when I left.

You haven't aged a bit.

You've still got your baby face.

You're still just as pretty.

I hear you're some
smarty-pants science teacher.

You could say that, yeah.

I came by to see Jake.
Is he around?

You just missed him.

He should be back soon
if you want to wait.

I can get you something to drink.
I'm sure he'd love to see you.

No, it's all right.
I have to get back to my aunt's.

You should have seen his face
when he saw you today...

Like he'd seen a ghost.

Oh, poor guy.

I came to apologize.

Apologize for what?

I could've been nicer.

Seeing your high school sweetheart
after 16 years

when you're going through
a nasty divorce

is not the best timing.

Don't worry about it.

He knows you're going
through a tough time.

Yeah.

Will you tell him that I'll try
to stop by before I leave?

Will do.

Hey, either of you boys
married yet?

Not me. I've still got
wild oats to sow.

I don't know
what Jake's problem is.

You know he hasn't had a long-term
relationship with anyone but you?

I think you're the only girl
he's ever liked.

Steve?

Steve, it's Jake Hampton.
Are you around?

I've got something for you.

Hey, Steve.

Steve? Steve?

It's Jake Hampton.
You home?

Oh!

Hey, Ethan,
what's up with the lights?

Hey.

Ethan.

Ethan?

Ethan.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Ethan. Ethan.

What the...? What the...?

What the...?

Dispatcher: Sheriff, come in.

- Dispatcher: Sheriff, are you there?

Dispatcher: Bill, do you copy?

What's up, honey bunny?

I just got a call
from Jake Hampton.

His brother's been killed.

What? Ethan? How?

Dispatcher: Jake says
that Ethan was killed

by Earl's statue.

Oh, very funny.

Let me guess: the Hampton boys
are pulling a practical joke?

Those boys and their pranks.

It's not a prank, Bill.

Jake swears that he saw it
with his own eyes,

and he gave the same
description that Earl did.

All right. On my way.

I hate this place.

You're still up?

It's not my fault.
The Internet here is the worst.

I finally just got
my emails open now.

Okay, come on,

shut it down now, sweetie.

You can read them
in the morning.

I want to finish
writing back to Daddy first.

Okay, you can have
10 more minutes.

Then it's lights out.

Deal?

Why can't you and Daddy
just make up?

Because we just can't,

not this time.

10 more minutes, okay?

Yeah.

Good night, Claire.

Good night, Mom.

- Oh, come on.

Oh, my God.

Mom.

- Are you okay?
- Are we having an earthquake?

Auntie Beth.

What's going on, Jake?

My brother's dead.

I'm so sorry.

Ethan.

Jenny, come in.

Go ahead, Sheriff.

Wake the coroner and tell him
to get his butt to Jake's place pronto.

Is it Ethan?

Yeah, I'm afraid so.

Oh, my God.
Who would want to kill Ethan?

I don't know.

I don't think
this is a homicide.

Looks like he got
awfully sick from something.

Okay, I'm calling
the coroner right now.

Is she...?

How? What happened?

I don't know.

It looks like

some kind of allergic reaction
to something.

- What was that thing?
- I don't know.

Oh, my God.

The car won't start.

Hurry, Mom.

- Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.
What was that, Mom?

I don't know.
Are you okay?

I want to go home now.

We will, baby. We will.

We're just gonna go
to the sheriff's first, okay?

Okay. Okay, okay.

- Where's my golem?
- You crazy son of a bitch,

- that thing killed my brother.
- Take it easy, Jake, take it easy.

What are you talking about?

That thing... that thing that you built
just killed my brother.

That's crazy talk.

Ethan's dead.
And it ain't pretty.

- Ethan's really dead?
- Yeah, Earl.

You'd better stop that machine
before it kills someone else.

It's not a machine, Jake.
It's a statue, and somebody stole it.

That's a load of crap, Earl.

Look, Jake, I'm sorry.
I'm truly sorry about Ethan.

You know I love him.
But I'm not a rocket scientist.

I couldn't build a machine.
I don't even have a high school diploma.

You're lying.
I know you're lying

because I know what I saw.

You're seriously telling me

that you saw my golem

walking around on its own two feet
all by itself?

Yes, I saw your thing
walking around on its legs by itself.

It shook the freakin' building.

And he ain't been drinking, Earl.

And it's a fact that something
very strange killed Ethan.

But where'd it go?

I don't know where it went, Earl.

Maybe it went back
to the scrap yard.

All right, fellas, settle down.

Here's the coroner.
We'll get to the bottom of this.

I've never seen
anything like this.

Every artery in his body
is distended.

Distended? What does that mean...
Distended?

It's when an internal pressure
causes an artery to swell.

Caused by what?

It would have to be some kind of
extreme bacterial infection.

Like that E. coli?

Yeah. I need to do
blood work.

You're saying poor Ethan died
from eating bad meat?

Are you kidding me?

Are you trying to blame Ethan's death
on a bad hamburger?

I saw what killed him.
I saw it with my own two eyes.

It wasn't a piece of meat.

Jake believes that his brother
was killed by some kind of machine.

I see no external injuries
or bruises.

This man died
of internal causes.

Only a severe bacterial infection
could have done this.

This is ridiculous.

Jake, Jake, where are you going?

I need to do an autopsy
right away.

If this man died of E. coli,
we need to trace the source.

All right then, do it.

Hello?

Let's go check the bar.
Come on.

Oh, no, no.

Jake.

What do you think
you're doing, Jake?

What does it look like
I'm doing?

Are you gonna hunt down
some machine you think you saw?

I'm not crazy, Bill.
I know what I saw.

All right then, do me a favor
and leave that rifle behind.

I have a permit.
I'm not breaking any laws.

Well, I'd just hate to see you
do something you might regret.

Are you done?

Winners win, losers lose

Until the money comes around...

All right, that's it.
Last call.

It's closing time.

It ain't closing time.

Look around you, Harry.
Do you see what I see?

A freakin' empty bar, that's what.
No offense,

but you're not exactly
the biggest spender in town.

I remember when your pa used to
pack 'em in here every night,

no matter what day of the week
it was.

Yes, well, when times are hard,
it's small towns like ours

- that often get shafted.

Does anyone know
where the sheriff is?

She can't come in here, Amanda.

I need to use your phone.

What? Okay, but listen,
she can't be in here.

If the sheriff comes by, he'll shut
me down for having a minor.

No, she's staying in here.
It's not safe out there.

- What are you talking about?
- Something just killed my aunt.

- What?
- What do you mean, something?

I don't know.
It was like a thing.

It looked like scrap metal.
It was a machine.

Methinks the lady's been
in Hollywood just a little too long.

I'm serious, Tony.

- What's wrong with the phone?
- I don't know.

What? It was working earlier.

The wire must be down
or something.

That thing did it.
It tore down the phone lines.

It's not funny.
My aunt's dead.

Was this thing, like,
18 feet tall?

Was it built out of
old car parts?

- Yes.
- Yeah. Have you seen it?

Yeah.

It's not a machine, though.
It's a statue.

My grandfather built it.

That thing wasn't a statue.
It moved. It chased us.

Look, it was
stolen tonight, okay?

So someone must be using it
to try to scare you guys.

Well, whatever it is,
it just killed my aunt.

Hello?

Hey, anybody here?

Are you okay?

Yeah.

I'll be right back.
It's okay.

I'm just gonna look out the window
and see if the sheriff's back.

Don't get too close.

It's okay, sweetie.

I brought you some water.

Thank you.

Listen,

I'm sorry about your aunt.

Thank you.

He's here.
Come on, hon.

The sheriff's back.

Hey, Max, so your grandfather's

in the monster-making
business now, is he?

It's not a monster, Tony.

- It's a statue, a golem.
- A what?

Sheriff. Sheriff.

'Evening, Amanda.

- My aunt's been killed.
- When?

- Just an hour ago.
- Where?

- At her house.
- What happened?

Something infected her...
Some kind of machine,

a huge robot.

What did it look like?

Piece of junk.

Hmm, the place needs
a bit of fixing, Tony.

What now?

Maybe it's the monster.

Hey, hey, you be nice, okay?

It's not a monster.

It's a golem.
Isn't that right, Max?

Yeah, you're very funny.

What the heck?

Oh, my God. It's here.

- What is?
- The monster.

Where is it now?

- You need a bigger gun.

Did you hear that?
It sounded like shooting.

Oh. Oh.

Harry.

Claire!

Claire!

Where's Max?
Did he make it in?

Earl, what is going on?

Come on.

Run, Amanda, run!

Amanda!

Amanda, are you all right?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

Come on.

Watch out. Watch out!

Okay, come on, let's get
out of here. Let's go. Let's go.

Holy crap, what was that thing?

A killer robot?
How do we stop that thing, Earl?

What in God's name
did you create, Earl?

You answer me, okay?
How do we kill that thing?

I don't know.
It's just a statue.

A statue?

A statue?
It killed my brother!

That statue killed the sheriff!

I'm so sorry.

Where's my daughter?

Amanda, she's... she's not here.

- I have to find her.
- She didn't come back.

Move.
Let me out, Tony.

Are you nuts? You saw what
those things did to the sheriff.

That's right.
And my daughter is out there.

- I have to find her.
- Those things will kill you.

A little help, please.

Don't let it touch you.

Move!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, hey, hey.

It's okay.
I saw Claire go with Max.

She's in good hands.

Trust me, okay?

At least they're not in here
with us, right?

I mean they probably went
to get help, right, Jake?

Hey! Hey, would you
slow down?

- We have to get help.
- I know, I know.

But the next town is, like,
20 miles away.

- I told you it was a machine.
- It's not a machine.

- Then what is it?
- It's... it's a golem.

- What's a golem?
- It's supposed to be for protection.

So your grandfather is
some kind of a wizard, then?

What? No, he's not a wizard.
He runs a junkyard, all right?

He built a sculpture of a golem
for the town's centennial.

I just... I have no idea how it's able
to move around like that.

Well, obviously, whatever he made
is a machine.

It's impossible, okay?

I helped him build the thing.

There's no motors in it,
there's no computers.

It's just scrap metal.
It's all just junk.

Okay.

Man, this...
This can't be happening.

Well, what are those things?
What do they want?

The phones are dead.

I have to find Claire.

No way.
It's too dangerous out there.

Well, I can't just sit here.

Look, we gotta figure out
what it is that we're up against, okay?

Oh, my God.

Holy crap. What do we do?

What we do with any big bug.

- No, don't touch it.
- Why not?

- Hey, back up, back up.
- It's got some kind of

poisonous mold on it.
That's what just killed the sheriff.

We gotta get rid of
that thing, man.

Are you sure that it's a mold
and not some kind of bacteria?

No, bacteria are microscopic.
They can't be seen with a naked eye.

Whoa.

Who cares what it is, guys?
That thing just killed the sheriff.

- We gotta get rid of it.
- Look, 'cause the coroner said

that Ethan died from an extreme
form of bacteria.

And he died the exact same way
that the sheriff just did.

There is a rare, non-microscopic
species of bacteria

found in ocean sediment,
but never on land.

Whoa. Holy crap!
It's after me.

Somebody do something.

Quick! Quick! Do something!

Nice one, Jake.

You killed it, man.
Way to go.

Hell, if it's that easy to kill,
we should get our asses outside

and chop up the rest of it
before it gets away.

Yeah.

It's not dead.

Oh, man.

We are so screwed.

Sheriff, do you copy?

Can you hear me?

I'm getting some kind of weird
squealing on my radio.

- Hey! Help!
- Help!

- Help.
- Stop.

- What's going on?
- Look, Jen,

something terrible is happening
in town right now.

You need to call
the army or something.

- Yeah.
- What are you guys talking about?

- It's my grandfather's sculpture.
- You found it?

No.

It's alive.

Alive?

Well, maybe. Maybe.
I don't know.

But it is attacking the town
right now.

- Get in the back.
- Are you gonna call for help?

Not until I see what the heck it is
you kids are talking about.

We're telling the truth, okay?
'Cause you gotta call

- the army or something right now.
- Get in the back, Max.

If this is some kind of
deadly bacteria,

we need to start figuring
a way to exterminate it.

You're the biology teacher.

Huh, it does look like

some kind of bacterial
cell structure.

Come on, guys.
We don't have time for science class.

Hey, Tony, you want us
to figure this out or not?

Yeah, well, we should be
figuring a way out of here

before that stuff spreads
all over the place and kills us.

I don't think it can spread
in here.

It seems to only thrive
on metal. Look.

It's not spreading
to the wooden handle

or the floor.

Yeah, you're right.
It's staying on the axe head.

So the question is, if this is
some new species of bacteria,

where did it come from?

The satellite.

- What satellite?
- Ethan and I

found a crashed satellite this morning.
And then we sold it to Earl.

And you put some of those
satellite pieces on your statue.

No, I didn't.

Yeah, you did. I recognized
some of the Russian writing on it.

No, I didn't. Jake, those pieces...
They must have put themselves on,

just like they're moving around outside
by themselves right now.

Did you say Russian?

Those commie sons of bitches.

It's a biological attack.

Could that be what this is?

Is this some kind of
biological weapon?

I don't think so. I mean
it's not a toxin like Anthrax.

And it's not airborne,
or we'd all be dead.

- Right.
- I've never seen a bacteria

strong enough
to propel its host.

Host? You mean it's some
sort of parasite?

Well, it's using the metal surface
to colonize,

which means the metal
is providing it

with basic nutritional needs.

Earl’s statue gave it a home.

Well, that's great.

Everybody else in town is having
their homes foreclosed,

and you give this thing
a place to live.

Tony, it's not his fault.

Oh, God, I hope Claire's okay.

Hey, I'm sure that she and Max
are long gone by now, okay?

I don't see anyone.

Do you think that thing's gone?

I don't know.
I don't see it anywhere.

I want to look for my mom.

Where did all this happen, Max?

Just down the street a bit,
by the sheriff's office.

Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What are you doing?

It's okay.
I'm not gonna touch it.

Wow.

Why is it doing that?

It's attracted to something
in our bodies.

You mean it's one of them
flesh-eating bacteria?

No.

Given how
its victims' veins enlarge,

it might be that it's extracting
something from our blood.

Oh, that's great.
It's vampire bacteria.

Next thing you know, we'll need
silver bullets to stop this thing.

What's it extracting?

Well, human blood's loaded
with metals...

Iron, copper, zinc.

So given that this bacteria
thrives on metal surfaces,

it's probably consuming
the metal in our blood.

So then it is alien?

If it came from the satellite.

What's this alien invader want?

Probably what all bacteria want...

To reproduce

and feed.

Hey, guys, it's Deputy Jenny.

We should escape now,
while we can.

Uh-uh, no way,

not with those things out there
swimming around like sharks.

Harry: But they don't seem
to be moving right now.

They will,
once they sense blood.

Hey, look at that car.
It died, just like mine.

Yeah, mine, too.

That's weird.

The car went dead.

That means
that thing's still here.

Is that the bacteria
that's doing that?

Its nerve impulses are giving off
an electromagnetic field.

Damn, talk about a super bug.

As long as she stays in the car
and can radio for help,

she'll be fine.

Okay, come on.

I'm telling you, Jenny, you need to call
the army or something right now.

How am I gonna do that, Max?
Everything's dead.

Oh, no.

You shouldn't go out there.

Oh, no.

Jenny.

Get back in the car.
Get back in the car. Jenny!

- Jenny, get back in the car, come on.
- Get back in the car.

No!

Get back in the car!

My mom's in the bar.

No, Jenny!

- All right, let's go. Let's go.
- Jenny, stop!

How do we get out of here?
There's no door handle.

Mom! Mom!

- No.
- Get back in the car.

- Get back in the car.
- Get in the car.

They can't see us.

- They're trying to warn Jenny.
- Of what?

That's pieces from the statue.

- Jenny!
- Get in here!

It's going for her. Deputy!

- Jenny, get back in the car.
- No, get back in the car.

- What are you doing?
- No.

Jenny!

Deputy, no!

Oh, my God.

All right, this is crazy.

I don't understand
what's happening right now.

Whatever it is, we need
to get out of here.

Mom!

Oh, my God. Look.

Is that thing putting itself
back together?

It sure looks that way.

Oh, man, this just gets
better and better.

I don't understand.

How can a statue
put itself together?

We should have chopped up
the son of a bitch

- when we had the chance.
- No doubt.

That thing's coming together.

I want out of the car.
Get me out of the car.

Mom, get me out!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Someone's in the cruiser.

It's Max. He's trapped
in the back seat.

And Claire's there, too.
We need to get them out.

How are we gonna do that?

That thing is putting itself together
right in front of the car.

- I gotta get to my truck.
- Wait, wait, wait, out there right now?

I was gonna blow that thing up
earlier, okay?

So I loaded a propane tank
and a rifle in my truck.

Now, are you sure that that thing
is attracted to blood?

As much as sharks.
What are you thinking?

We cover the propane tank in blood.
We use it as bait.

When the thing goes for it,
we shoot the tank...

Blows the whole thing
to kingdom come.

- Sounds good.
- It's good.

- Yeah.
- Okay.

- Where are you going?
- To get my daughter.

Okay, but you stay behind me. We go
to the driver's side so we don't whet

- that thing's appetite, okay?
- Okay.

- Are you ready?
- Yeah.

Holy crap, it's alive.

I wouldn't get too close
if I were you.

Yeah, well, you're not me,
are you?

Whoa.

This is nuts.

Holy crap.

Mom!

Don't get out.
Get back in the car.

Stay in the car.

We're going to blow it up.

Okay.

Sweet.

What's it doing?

Just sitting there.

You got any spray cleaner?

- Spray cleaner?
- Yeah, something that kills germs.

Look out.

Dear God in heaven.

Wait. That's not a vein.

Okay, you do it.

Yeah, okay. Okay.

No, no, no, I mean you cut me.

No, it's better I do this.
You have to shoot the tank.

This is a nightmare.

What are you doing
with the soap?

I'm gonna find a way to kill this
damn thing before anyone else dies.

You think soap is strong enough
to kill something as dangerous as this?

It says "antibacterial."

Are you okay?

Yeah.

You really never had
another girlfriend after me?

Nothing serious, no.

You're crazy.
Half the girls in town want you.

I'm picky.

Soap didn't do crap.

Maybe not,

but there's something.

Trust me, we just gotta think.

What else kills bacteria?

This spray cleaner says
it kills germs.

- It's coming.
- Get back.

Hey!

Smell this, you hunk of junk.

Come on.
Come on, over here.

- Max, let's get out of here.
- Come on.

Hey!

- It's coming.
- Get back.

It's coming back.
Oh, my God.

Don't touch it.
Don't touch it.

Hey!

Come on, look what I got!

Hey! Hey!

Suck on this.

She's got more balls
than both of us put together.

Look what I got.

Get out of here.

That's it.

Come on.

That's it. Come on.

Come on.

Get in the bar.

Am I okay?

- Yeah, you're fine.
- Are you sure?

- Yeah.
- Why didn't it kill me?

I touched it.

Argh.

Son of a bitch.

Oh, no.

- Shoot the tank.
- I can't.

It's too far away.
It won't do anything.

Come on.

Run, Mom!

We gotta get out of here. We gotta
get inside. We'll figure it out.

Claire, stay in the car.
We'll be right back, baby.

Come on.

Oh, God. No.

Oh, no.

What happened to Tony?

What do you think?

- Oh.

- I gotta help them.
- What are you gonna do?

I'm gonna get the tank.

Damn it.

What are you doing?

I'll chop that son of a bitch
to pieces.

Max, be careful.

Are you crazy?
That's suicide.

That thing is gonna bust in the door
any second.

Bullets are bouncing right off it.
So unless you got a better idea...

Hey! Hey!

Want a taste of this?

Damn it.

Well, we'd better do something.

Hey, want a taste of this, huh?

Jake! Jake!

Jake, get ready.

Jake! Jake!

It's Max.

All right, everybody stay here.
Open the door.

Jake!

Jake, get ready!

Drop the tank.
Get out of there.

Run, Max!

Max, watch out!

- Shoot him.
- Move now. Get out.

Whoa.

Max! Max!

I'll be damned.

Help!

Amanda, look.

What?

The chink in the armor.

Help! Help!

Earl.

Earl!

Max, get up.

Move.

- Go.

Help! Help!

Come on.

Are you okay, Max?

Max.

They don't like booze.

Earl, are you all right?

Let's go. Let's get you up.
Let's get out of here.

Come on.

What? Oh, my God.
Get up. Get up.

Grab some bottles.

What is that?
What are you doing?

It doesn't like alcohol.

Have a drink,
you alien son of a bitch.

Oh, baby.

- Are you okay?
- Yeah, but I touched it.

Why didn't it kill me?

The metal was infected
with a bacteria

that feeds on blood iron.

Thank God you're anemic.

I'd say we got every single one of them
small-fry alien bastards.

What are we gonna do
with all this scrap metal?

Well, I can tell you what
we're not gonna do with it.

Don't worry.
I'm retiring from the golem business.

This stuff's all going in the compactor
just to be sure.

Yeah, well, we're gonna
take this with us

just to be sure.

I'll go get the loader.

Yes.

Yes, I know it's illegal
to call in a false report.

This is not a hoax.

What are you looking for, Earl?

My baby.
She's in here someplace.

Baby?

No, no, no, no, the sheriff

and the deputy are dead, okay?
You understand that?

They're dead. There is no
law enforcement in Redeemer right now.

Aha, here she is.

- Look, I just need you to send...
- All that for a bottle of liquor?

- Somebody out here, okay?
- This is no ordinary bottle of liquor.

This is special reserve.
This is worth more than my damn truck.

I've been saving her
for a special occasion.

Well, surviving last night
certainly qualifies.

- I'll go find some glasses.
- Okay, all right, that's fine.

Well, you know where to find me, okay?
Yeah, you, too.

Well, I just talked
to the state police.

- Did they believe you?
- Not a word.

They didn't believe
the kids either.

The good news is, though,
they're on their way to arrest me.

- What? What for?
- Calling in a hoax.

- That's the good news?
- Hey, at least they're coming, right?

Are you okay?

I will be.

We need to work
on getting you a girlfriend.

I told you

I'm picky.

How picky?

Very picky.

Well,

nice to see something good
came out of this horror show.

Good timing.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, man, you gotta be
kidding me.

That bacteria
really doesn't want to die.

I sure hope they appreciate
fine liquor.

Well, we're gonna have to douse
the entire yard

just to be sure.

You got any more of that
special reserve stashed away?

Do bears crap in the woods?