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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:39,509 --> 00:00:41,070 And also Buckingham Palace 3 00:00:41,109 --> 00:00:42,869 have been in touch to ask if we can have another look 4 00:00:42,910 --> 00:00:44,270 at their firewall because the queen's still receiving 5 00:00:44,310 --> 00:00:46,070 pop-ups for erectile dysfunction. 6 00:00:46,109 --> 00:00:48,670 I once took one of those tablets by mistake. 7 00:00:48,710 --> 00:00:51,310 - Did it work? - Yes. 8 00:00:51,350 --> 00:00:53,229 Happy Valentine's Day. 9 00:00:53,270 --> 00:00:54,990 Oh. Are they all yours? 10 00:00:55,030 --> 00:00:57,469 No. A lot of these are international arrest warrants. 11 00:00:57,509 --> 00:00:59,070 I just didn't want to miss anything. 12 00:00:59,109 --> 00:01:01,350 Oh. Anything in there with my name on it? 13 00:01:01,390 --> 00:01:03,869 - Why? What did you do? - Oh, God, no. Nothing. 14 00:01:03,910 --> 00:01:05,869 It's just me and Charlotte from GCHQ 15 00:01:05,910 --> 00:01:07,869 been having had a little bit of e-mail back and forth recently. 16 00:01:07,910 --> 00:01:11,029 Is that the tall girl with mad cow disease? 17 00:01:11,070 --> 00:01:12,589 No. Who's that? 18 00:01:12,630 --> 00:01:14,830 - Morning, everyone. - Oh, shit. Did someone die? 19 00:01:14,869 --> 00:01:16,910 Yes, about 80 million people. 20 00:01:16,949 --> 00:01:19,229 This week, we're celebrating 76 years 21 00:01:19,270 --> 00:01:21,470 since the end of World War II. 22 00:01:21,509 --> 00:01:23,229 By dressing as Hitler and his dentist. 23 00:01:24,630 --> 00:01:26,869 Wait. I have to wear this for a whole week? 24 00:01:26,910 --> 00:01:28,509 Yes. 25 00:01:28,550 --> 00:01:31,630 This is a Women's Auxiliary Air Force pilot's uniform, 26 00:01:31,669 --> 00:01:34,029 used to belong to your great-grandmother. 27 00:01:34,070 --> 00:01:36,589 Wow, so your grandmother could fly. 28 00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:38,309 Yeah. Does that surprise you? 29 00:01:38,350 --> 00:01:40,169 No. I just didn't know women were allowed 30 00:01:40,210 --> 00:01:41,509 to fly planes back then. 31 00:01:41,550 --> 00:01:43,589 I'd worry about how safe that was. 32 00:01:43,630 --> 00:01:45,910 Lots of kamikaze pilots were women. 33 00:01:45,949 --> 00:01:48,509 Exactly, because they're the best at crashing. 34 00:01:48,550 --> 00:01:50,389 Also, I was very pleased to see 35 00:01:50,429 --> 00:01:52,869 that last week's Hinkley Point success 36 00:01:52,910 --> 00:01:56,429 featured heavily on page 3 of the "Telegraph." 37 00:01:56,470 --> 00:01:58,429 Wait. Why wasn't I asked to pose for that? 38 00:01:58,470 --> 00:01:59,949 It's not that sort of paper. 39 00:01:59,990 --> 00:02:03,229 What they didn't report is that, despite GCHQ 40 00:02:03,270 --> 00:02:05,669 regaining full control of Eternal Blue, 41 00:02:05,710 --> 00:02:09,070 a hybrid weapon is already being rebuilt by the Russians 42 00:02:09,109 --> 00:02:13,750 with the capacity to disrupt air traffic control services across the globe. 43 00:02:13,789 --> 00:02:15,389 Gosh. 44 00:02:15,430 --> 00:02:17,229 That's exactly what happens in "Die Hard 2." 45 00:02:17,269 --> 00:02:19,669 Did they even mention me by name in the article or... 46 00:02:19,709 --> 00:02:21,150 No. 47 00:02:21,190 --> 00:02:24,269 Here at GCHQ, we prefer individuals to remain anonymous. 48 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:26,470 Well, it's certainly working. 49 00:02:26,509 --> 00:02:29,549 By the way, who are you talking to at the NSA about this? 50 00:02:29,590 --> 00:02:31,509 - Aled Jones. - "The Snowman"? 51 00:02:31,549 --> 00:02:34,669 Well, if you want Jonesy and me to put our heads together, 52 00:02:34,709 --> 00:02:36,870 I'm sure we can locate these guys. 53 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,789 Besides, I'd love to take a crack at saving 54 00:02:38,830 --> 00:02:41,749 the whole world, not just this little island. 55 00:02:41,789 --> 00:02:43,950 Well, we can discuss that with Rupert later, 56 00:02:43,990 --> 00:02:46,430 but personally, I feel your ego 57 00:02:46,469 --> 00:02:48,349 may prove to be too much of a distraction. 58 00:02:48,390 --> 00:02:50,950 Oh, come on, Chris. Give me a little credit. 59 00:02:50,990 --> 00:02:54,749 It's not always gonna be about... Oh, my God, are those for me? 60 00:02:54,789 --> 00:02:56,710 Yeah. They've just arrived. 61 00:02:56,749 --> 00:02:59,189 Wow. 62 00:02:59,230 --> 00:03:01,710 Oh, what? 63 00:03:03,189 --> 00:03:08,349 Oh, my this is so embarrassing. Thank you so much. 64 00:03:08,390 --> 00:03:09,950 They're not from me. 65 00:03:09,990 --> 00:03:12,110 No, but still, I mean, it's just so sweet of you 66 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:13,550 to give me these flowers. 67 00:03:13,589 --> 00:03:15,150 They're not from me. 68 00:03:15,189 --> 00:03:16,550 No. I know, but the way you handed them to me 69 00:03:16,589 --> 00:03:17,589 was just so sweet. 70 00:03:17,629 --> 00:03:19,029 - Can I go? - Yeah. 71 00:03:19,069 --> 00:03:20,390 I don't even remember your name. 72 00:03:20,430 --> 00:03:25,869 Wow. Oh, these are incredible. 73 00:03:25,909 --> 00:03:27,749 Thank you. Look, a card. 74 00:03:27,789 --> 00:03:29,950 Did I not even get, like, an arrest warrant, then? 75 00:03:30,390 --> 00:03:32,549 So sorry, buddy. 76 00:03:32,689 --> 00:03:36,789 "To Jerry. Mwah! Love... " question mark. 77 00:03:36,830 --> 00:03:40,309 I just want to say, if the person who got me these 78 00:03:40,349 --> 00:03:45,309 happens to be in this room, from the bottom of my heart... 79 00:03:48,390 --> 00:03:50,430 Thank you. 80 00:03:50,469 --> 00:03:52,589 Surely, you're not serious. 81 00:04:08,349 --> 00:04:09,629 Yeah? 82 00:04:09,670 --> 00:04:11,349 - Hey. - Hey, what's up. I'm busy. 83 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:13,920 Oh, not much. Oh! 84 00:04:13,959 --> 00:04:16,480 I'm just a little bit lonely and bored. 85 00:04:16,519 --> 00:04:18,040 Do you mind if I sniff your flowers? 86 00:04:18,079 --> 00:04:19,600 No. Knock yourself out. 87 00:04:19,639 --> 00:04:22,400 Oh, this is something. 88 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:42,759 Very nice. 89 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:44,759 You know these weren't from me, yeah? 90 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:46,480 I just didn't know if you were expecting a Valentine's gift 91 00:04:46,519 --> 00:04:47,999 just because we used to be married. 92 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:49,480 No, and listen. 93 00:04:49,519 --> 00:04:51,079 I'd rather you didn't keep using that phrase 94 00:04:51,119 --> 00:04:53,960 "used to be married" because it kind of makes it sound 95 00:04:53,999 --> 00:04:55,999 like it was for real, OK? 96 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:58,280 Right. What would you prefer I use, then, 97 00:04:58,319 --> 00:05:00,119 "sort of recently separated"? 98 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:02,679 - Again, I just don't think... - "Widows?" 99 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:04,319 - You know what? - I'd be up for that. 100 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:07,439 How about you don't refer to it ever again? 101 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:08,759 OK. You know, I'll try. 102 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:10,920 OK. 103 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:13,119 So you're not even a bit curious 104 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:14,759 as to who they're from? 105 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:16,840 Yeah. I'm kind of busy protecting all mankind 106 00:05:16,879 --> 00:05:19,079 right now, so... 107 00:05:26,079 --> 00:05:27,920 I guess I was just secretly hoping 108 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:31,439 that, you know, you wouldn't get anything, either, 109 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:32,920 and then we could be lonely together. 110 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:34,199 You know what I mean? 111 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:35,920 Oh, my God, I almost forgot. 112 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:41,439 Look what just arrived from... for you in the internal mail system. 113 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:44,999 - Oh, my God. - I know. Go open it. 114 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:47,240 Oh, my God, oh, is this from you? 115 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:49,040 Are you kidding? 116 00:05:49,079 --> 00:05:51,920 You think I'd, what, get you a Valentine's Day card out of pity? 117 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:53,360 I wouldn't hold it against you. 118 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:54,519 No. I'm not that nice. 119 00:05:54,559 --> 00:05:55,840 Oh, swear on your life. 120 00:05:55,879 --> 00:05:58,040 I swear on your life, buddy. 121 00:05:58,079 --> 00:06:00,319 Oh, my God. 122 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:06,199 "Hey, sexy... " comma, "stay amazing. Kiss," full stop. 123 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:09,119 - There. - Aww. 124 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,720 My God, do you think it's from Charlotte, maybe? 125 00:06:11,759 --> 00:06:14,480 - Could be. - Ohh... 126 00:06:14,519 --> 00:06:16,319 But actually, we've never met. 127 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:17,999 So? 128 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:19,480 Well, so she's not really had the full experience. 129 00:06:19,519 --> 00:06:20,759 - Right. Yeah. - Yeah. 130 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:22,400 Still, it's possible. 131 00:06:22,439 --> 00:06:23,840 Yeah. Maybe I'll just text her and ask. 132 00:06:23,879 --> 00:06:25,879 No. Don't. No. Don't do that. 133 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:27,040 No? 134 00:06:27,079 --> 00:06:29,519 Nope, because what if it isn't? 135 00:06:29,559 --> 00:06:32,119 - Mm. - Right, and if it is, 136 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:35,160 You don't want her knowing that you know. 137 00:06:35,199 --> 00:06:37,240 Maybe I'll just get handwriting analysis done, then. 138 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:38,480 No. What? Where? 139 00:06:38,519 --> 00:06:39,879 Here. It's downstairs. 140 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:42,040 No, absol... No, absolutely not. 141 00:06:42,079 --> 00:06:44,759 Do not to that. OK. Well, listen, buddy. 142 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:48,079 Right now, that card could be from anyone. 143 00:06:48,119 --> 00:06:51,240 It's almost more fun not knowing who it's from. 144 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:53,439 What's your wildest fantasy? 145 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,639 Meeting someone who could fly. 146 00:06:55,679 --> 00:06:57,840 No. I mean, if that card could be from anyone 147 00:06:57,879 --> 00:06:59,759 in the world, who would you want it to be from? 148 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:01,639 I guess it'd be a toss-up 149 00:07:01,679 --> 00:07:03,960 between David Attenborough and Princess Jasmine from "Aladdin." 150 00:07:03,999 --> 00:07:05,840 - The live action or... - The cartoon. 151 00:07:05,879 --> 00:07:08,559 - The cartoon. There you go. - Yeah. 152 00:07:17,199 --> 00:07:19,119 - Hey. - You all right? 153 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:20,720 Yeah. 154 00:07:20,759 --> 00:07:22,240 I have a handwriting sample that needs analyzing. 155 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:24,160 I was told you were the best person to ask. 156 00:07:24,199 --> 00:07:26,079 Case number? 157 00:07:26,119 --> 00:07:27,639 Right. Yeah. 158 00:07:27,679 --> 00:07:29,400 It hasn't actually been assigned a number yet. 159 00:07:29,439 --> 00:07:30,840 Why not? 160 00:07:30,879 --> 00:07:32,400 I know it's gonna sound really weird, 161 00:07:32,439 --> 00:07:33,720 but I think they've just run out. 162 00:07:33,759 --> 00:07:35,240 They've run out of numbers? 163 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:36,800 Well, no, not run out. 164 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:38,879 I think they've just used them all up on other cases. 165 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:41,280 I don't know if you've ever had that happen before. 166 00:07:41,319 --> 00:07:43,160 Who is the supervising officer on the case? 167 00:07:43,199 --> 00:07:44,759 I can touch via scope here. 168 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:48,559 Right. Yes. Gosh, I'm so bad with names... 169 00:07:50,079 --> 00:07:51,879 and there are so many now, aren't there? 170 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:54,199 - There's only 4. - There's only 4? 171 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:56,639 Oh. Seemed like... 172 00:07:56,679 --> 00:08:01,240 Well, I'm guessing... 173 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:03,439 ma-male. 174 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:06,360 - White? - Yeah, probably. I mean... 175 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:07,840 Or not. Or not. 176 00:08:07,879 --> 00:08:09,600 I mean, you know, they could've been more like... 177 00:08:09,639 --> 00:08:12,519 or, you know... or the color of this folder or not. 178 00:08:12,559 --> 00:08:14,800 Well, there are no blue supervising officers. 179 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:18,079 And I think that is so bad nowadays. 180 00:08:18,119 --> 00:08:19,600 Are you taking the piss? 181 00:08:19,639 --> 00:08:21,119 Oh, no. God, no. No. 182 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:23,040 I just, you know... I'm on your side, obviously. 183 00:08:23,079 --> 00:08:25,119 - What side's that, then? - I'm like you, aren't I? 184 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:26,600 You're a Black woman? 185 00:08:26,639 --> 00:08:28,280 Well, no, not quite, but I'm half. 186 00:08:28,319 --> 00:08:29,920 - Are you half a Black woman? - I'm just a complete mix. 187 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:31,360 - Of black and blue. - Of Black and white. 188 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:34,039 Oh, so you're gray. 189 00:08:35,879 --> 00:08:39,279 So I have a handwriting sample that needs analyzing. 190 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:40,680 Oh, God. 191 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:45,560 Please don't tell me those are for me. 192 00:08:46,999 --> 00:08:49,840 No. No, of course not. These are mine. 193 00:08:49,879 --> 00:08:51,560 You've got another bunch of flowers? 194 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:53,080 No. This is the same bunch. 195 00:08:53,119 --> 00:08:55,279 I just didn't want to leave them lying around. 196 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:57,080 It's just not safe. 197 00:08:57,119 --> 00:08:58,840 This is one of the safest buildings on the planet. 198 00:08:58,879 --> 00:09:00,720 I just don't want anyone tripping over them 199 00:09:00,759 --> 00:09:03,639 and risk hurting the arrangement. 200 00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:06,440 Do you mind if we have a word in private? 201 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:08,480 - Evelyn. - But I only just sat down. 202 00:09:08,519 --> 00:09:09,799 You've been sitting down all day. 203 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:11,840 - Yeah, but not like this. - Please? 204 00:09:11,879 --> 00:09:13,440 Ohh... 205 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:17,759 Thank you. 206 00:09:17,799 --> 00:09:19,639 Can I just say, for the first 6 months, 207 00:09:19,680 --> 00:09:22,279 I had no idea you two were mother and daughter. 208 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:23,759 Well, I try not to make 209 00:09:23,799 --> 00:09:25,720 too much of a song and dance about it. 210 00:09:25,759 --> 00:09:27,080 No. I completely get it. 211 00:09:27,119 --> 00:09:28,960 I'd be the same if I were your daughter. 212 00:09:28,999 --> 00:09:31,240 What can I do for you? 213 00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:34,039 Well, given I saved Britain last week... 214 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:36,560 you're welcome... did Jonesy mention anything 215 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:39,639 about the NSA dropping the case against me, 216 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:42,799 you know, that whole election-fraud thing? 217 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:44,560 I thought you liked it here. 218 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:45,919 Oh, no. Don't get me wrong. 219 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:48,119 I love it here, and I adore your outfit. 220 00:09:48,159 --> 00:09:50,720 I'm just thinking, hypothetically, if I managed 221 00:09:50,759 --> 00:09:53,119 to track down these Russian dudes, 222 00:09:53,159 --> 00:09:55,879 surely, that would paint me in a better light, right? 223 00:09:55,919 --> 00:09:58,960 We'll just have to wait and see. 224 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:00,960 Any news about who might have leaked 225 00:10:00,999 --> 00:10:03,519 the NSA intel in the first place? 226 00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:04,879 No, but I've been professionally 227 00:10:04,919 --> 00:10:07,159 interrogating people since I was 9. 228 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:09,999 Mary, I swear to God, this is your last chance. 229 00:10:10,039 --> 00:10:12,639 Are you working for the Russians? 230 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:14,519 - No. - Right. That's it. 231 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:17,039 I want to waterboard her. Mary, get up here. 232 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:18,639 Tuva, are you recording all this? 233 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:20,240 Oh, fuck yeah. 234 00:10:20,279 --> 00:10:21,919 OK. No. Turn around. You got to face me. 235 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:24,440 This isn't an enema. This is serious. 236 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:27,320 Now lie down flat. 237 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:30,360 No, face up. Mary, flip over. 238 00:10:30,399 --> 00:10:32,560 Joseph... you know what? yeah, hold her down. 239 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:35,279 Now, who has a towel? 240 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:39,600 OK. Sorry. 241 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:42,200 OK, so the options are lovely, little bunny rabbit one; 242 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:44,720 one from the local school; or just a plain, gingham one, 243 00:10:44,759 --> 00:10:46,200 but I don't know if it's clean. 244 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:48,480 Give me that. 245 00:10:48,519 --> 00:10:50,680 - You see the rabbit? - Shut up. 246 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:52,159 OK. Mary, where's your mouth? 247 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:54,680 - Uh, in here. - OK. Do we have any water? 248 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:56,200 I got some Sprite you can use. 249 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:57,840 No. I don't think it'll work with Sprite. 250 00:10:57,879 --> 00:10:59,840 - It blows me up. - Shut up, Mary! 251 00:10:59,879 --> 00:11:02,240 - Is there water in the flowers? - Do not touch the flowers! 252 00:11:02,279 --> 00:11:04,879 - My God. - Yeah. 253 00:11:04,919 --> 00:11:06,399 So where do you want this? 254 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:07,600 OK. You know what? Get up here. 255 00:11:07,639 --> 00:11:09,200 - Oh, my God. - All right. 256 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:11,039 You want to position it over her mouth, OK? 257 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:13,440 - Yeah. - OK. 258 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:15,720 What the fuck are you doing? 259 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:17,440 I'm so sorry, Jerry. 260 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:18,879 It's just really difficult trying to keep it upright. 261 00:11:18,919 --> 00:11:20,560 It's supposed to get on her. 262 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:24,119 I'm being serious, Mary. This is your last chance. 263 00:11:24,159 --> 00:11:25,799 OK. 264 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:27,279 And I'm aiming for the mouth, yeah? 265 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,440 Just pour it on the rabbit. 266 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,680 Here we go. 267 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:32,680 - What? Are you kidding? - So sorry, Jerry. 268 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:34,600 - I'm sorry. That's not clean. - Goddamn it. 269 00:11:34,639 --> 00:11:36,680 What? God... All right. You know what? 270 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:39,440 I'm gonna... OK. Are you good? 271 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:40,999 - You're good? - Yeah. 272 00:11:41,039 --> 00:11:42,879 Go for it. Wait. Let me just adjust your... 273 00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:45,840 - Gah! OK! Are you kidding? - Jerry, I'm so sorry. 274 00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:47,279 What the hell's going on? 275 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:48,840 Oh, hey, Chris. 276 00:11:48,879 --> 00:11:51,039 I was just teaching the gang interrogation techniques 277 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:52,680 in case we find a mole. 278 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:55,360 But Mary is a mole. 279 00:11:55,399 --> 00:11:57,759 - What? - Sorry. 280 00:12:02,919 --> 00:12:04,360 OK. I'm sure you've all got lots of questions. 281 00:12:04,399 --> 00:12:05,840 Chris, you got to let me handle this. 282 00:12:05,879 --> 00:12:07,279 Absolutely not. Sit down. 283 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:09,600 I just need you all to listen. It's true. 284 00:12:09,639 --> 00:12:11,399 For a few weeks now, Mary's position here 285 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:12,680 has been compromised... 286 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:14,999 Son of a bitch! Aah! 287 00:12:15,039 --> 00:12:19,240 But only because her mother has been captured 288 00:12:19,279 --> 00:12:21,519 by the Russian mob responsible for last week's attack 289 00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:24,720 and who have been blackmailing Mary for inside intel. 290 00:12:24,759 --> 00:12:26,519 Well, I'm very sorry to hear that. 291 00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:28,840 I thought your mom passed away. 292 00:12:28,879 --> 00:12:30,480 Oh, so did I. 293 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:38,960 Hello? 294 00:12:38,999 --> 00:12:42,159 I'm ever so sorry. Your mother's, um... 295 00:12:43,279 --> 00:12:44,519 passed away. 296 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:47,960 So your mom's still alive? 297 00:12:47,999 --> 00:12:50,200 Yes, but now they keep threatening 298 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:52,640 to send one of her fingers through the post. 299 00:12:52,779 --> 00:12:54,279 Why? What's wrong with her fingers? 300 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:56,639 Fortunately... 301 00:12:58,119 --> 00:13:01,999 Fortunately, Mary had the foresight to buy us some time 302 00:13:02,039 --> 00:13:04,639 by sending the Russians a lot of false leads. 303 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:06,960 So Mary's now a double agent? 304 00:13:06,999 --> 00:13:08,560 Technically, she's a triple agent. 305 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,399 That's right, so we think she's working for us. 306 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:11,919 The Russian thinks she's working for them, 307 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:13,399 but really, she's working for someone else. 308 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:16,919 - No. She's just working for us. - Right. Good. 309 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:18,639 How's that different from that she was doing before? 310 00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:19,879 Because the Russians believe 311 00:13:19,919 --> 00:13:21,320 she's now working for them. 312 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:22,879 That's just two things, isn't it? 313 00:13:22,919 --> 00:13:24,399 Listen. All you need to know 314 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:26,200 is that we are keeping Mary's cover a secret 315 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:29,639 so that we can continue to feed the Russians false intel 316 00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:31,560 and, in doing so, hopefully, 317 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:33,360 prevent a future Eternal Blue attack. 318 00:13:33,399 --> 00:13:35,680 Plus, I must admit, it's quite nice 319 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:38,560 for me and Quentin to have a bit of space from Mum, too. 320 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,399 Oh, so you and Quentin still... 321 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:42,560 Yes, every night. 322 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:44,519 Yeah, baby. What stage you at? 323 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:45,840 - Please don't... - 63. 324 00:13:45,879 --> 00:13:48,039 Answer that. 325 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:50,799 Is that... 326 00:13:53,799 --> 00:13:55,480 - Forward. - Aagh! 327 00:13:55,519 --> 00:13:57,440 - Uh! - Ugh! Die! 328 00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:59,919 - Nice shot, soldier. - Targets are coming. 329 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:02,680 - Cover me. Hah! - Take that. 330 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:06,039 - Get down. - Take cover. Reloading. 331 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:07,999 You're fucking kidding me. 332 00:14:08,039 --> 00:14:10,080 - Ugh... - Game over. 333 00:14:10,119 --> 00:14:11,119 Fuck. 334 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:15,480 - Tuva, I just want to say... - They weren't from me. 335 00:14:15,519 --> 00:14:17,240 No. Sure. 336 00:14:17,279 --> 00:14:19,159 I'm just double-checking with everyone I've ever, you know... 337 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:20,999 Disappointed? 338 00:14:21,039 --> 00:14:23,039 So do you get paid more for being a triple agent, then? 339 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:26,600 No, but I am trying to negotiate more holiday. 340 00:14:26,639 --> 00:14:27,879 Oh, right, 341 00:14:27,919 --> 00:14:29,080 and the Russians are all right with that? 342 00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:30,840 No. They were very angry. 343 00:14:30,879 --> 00:14:32,639 You know I had a friend who started off 344 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:36,919 as a triple agent but then went on to become an octuple agent 345 00:14:37,060 --> 00:14:38,399 almost overnight. 346 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:41,680 So who did that mean they were working for in the end? 347 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:44,279 Well, they thought that we thought 348 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:49,639 that they thought that we thought that they thought 349 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:53,879 that... that... that we... that... 350 00:14:53,919 --> 00:14:57,039 You know, I got to get some water for these. 351 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:04,279 Hey, how's it going? 352 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:07,240 So do you want to go out for a drink tonight, then, or what? 353 00:15:07,279 --> 00:15:11,480 I mean, that's not why I came to see you, but, yeah, I'm down. 354 00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:13,320 I'll call you back. 355 00:15:14,919 --> 00:15:19,159 Jerry Bernstein, NSA. It's Honey, right? 356 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:24,320 So I just wanted to warn you about this guy I'm working with. 357 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:26,879 You might have seen him scampering around. 358 00:15:26,919 --> 00:15:30,560 He's a tiny, little guy, kind of like a Cinnamon Santa, 359 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:34,159 I mean in terms of disposition, not... 360 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:37,879 Anyway, I was just wondering how this works. 361 00:15:37,919 --> 00:15:41,279 If he came to you with a sample of handwriting, 362 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:44,080 how quickly would you be able to work out that it was mine? 363 00:15:44,119 --> 00:15:45,840 So you're telling me it's yours. 364 00:15:45,879 --> 00:15:48,799 No. No. I was just saying that as an example. 365 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:51,320 Like, would it help if I provided you 366 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:54,639 with a sample of my handwriting first just to rule me out? 367 00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:56,919 Not if I already know it's yours. 368 00:15:56,960 --> 00:16:01,840 Now... sure, but ignoring that... 369 00:16:01,879 --> 00:16:05,039 I wish I'd never said it... how can I help you avoid 370 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:07,399 coming up with a false conclusion? 371 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:09,680 I'd need to know a bit more info on your background 372 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,680 and see a sample of your handwriting. 373 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:15,119 Absolutely. That's what I thought. 374 00:16:31,039 --> 00:16:34,039 Oh, I'm so sorry I'm late. Couldn't fit in the elevator. 375 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,639 Jerry, just wanted to congratulate you 376 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:39,080 on the Hinkley Point success last week. 377 00:16:39,119 --> 00:16:40,960 - Great work. - Thanks, Rupert. 378 00:16:40,999 --> 00:16:43,240 I can't believe we've never met in the flesh. 379 00:16:43,279 --> 00:16:45,480 Well, I have been in theater these past few weeks. 380 00:16:45,519 --> 00:16:46,999 Oh, great. What show? 381 00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:50,080 No. I was in a pony-riding accident. 382 00:16:50,119 --> 00:16:52,799 Well, either way, I'm sure it was fantastic. 383 00:16:54,519 --> 00:16:56,799 Who's the lucky lady or fella? 384 00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:59,720 Yeah, right. Right. 385 00:16:59,759 --> 00:17:02,440 I mean... I mean, right. Right. Right on. 386 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,839 I'm actually in touch with thousands of women, 387 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:07,680 so... who knows? it could be from any or all of them. 388 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:09,880 Just like a tomb of the unknown soldier. 389 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:11,759 I don't really understand the reference, 390 00:17:11,799 --> 00:17:13,400 but yes, absolutely. 391 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,079 Thank you. 392 00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:17,039 Um, hi. Jerry, do you mind if I have a quick... 393 00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:19,759 We're busy. What is it? 394 00:17:21,039 --> 00:17:23,920 Oh, you know, it's fine. I didn't know that you... 395 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,079 Don't be silly. We're all equals here. 396 00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:27,920 - You know, I really should... - Come on. 397 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:29,999 - Only if you're sure. - Of course. 398 00:17:30,039 --> 00:17:31,759 We even get paid the same. 399 00:17:31,799 --> 00:17:34,839 - Seriously? - No. I earn a lot more. 400 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:36,480 What do you want? 401 00:17:36,519 --> 00:17:38,839 Oh, um... 402 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:42,279 What do I want? 403 00:17:42,319 --> 00:17:44,519 Well, I... 404 00:17:44,559 --> 00:17:47,920 I had some handwriting analysis done 405 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:51,559 on the Valentine's Day card that I received. 406 00:17:51,599 --> 00:17:52,920 What? 407 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,759 Sorry. Let me get this straight. 408 00:17:54,799 --> 00:17:58,759 You've been using GCHQ resources funded by the UK taxpayer 409 00:17:58,799 --> 00:18:01,400 to find out who sent you a Valentine's Day card? 410 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:03,079 In my defense, that is exactly why 411 00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:05,079 I didn't want to say it in front of you all. 412 00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:07,680 And? 413 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,599 Oh. Well... 414 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:11,680 No. That's not important. 415 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:14,519 Shall we continue with our high-profile meeting? 416 00:18:14,559 --> 00:18:16,200 Hang on. You were saying? 417 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,880 Well, actually, it turned out that it's... 418 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,680 - D'oh! Aagh! - Oh, my God, what's wrong? 419 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:21,599 - Oww... - Jerry, what's wrong? 420 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:23,319 - Ooh... - What's wrong? 421 00:18:23,359 --> 00:18:25,839 Joseph, could you go... could you go... Could you go? 422 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:27,279 Oh, for heaven's sake, Jerry. 423 00:18:27,319 --> 00:18:29,839 OK. Look. I just did it to cheer him up. 424 00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:31,799 - It doesn't mean anything. - What do you mean? 425 00:18:31,839 --> 00:18:33,880 - So it was from you. - Why? 426 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:35,559 - They used to be married. - Oh. 427 00:18:35,599 --> 00:18:37,559 Isn't that what the handwriting analysis showed? 428 00:18:37,599 --> 00:18:40,999 No. I was about to say the results were inconclusive. 429 00:18:41,039 --> 00:18:43,839 Oh, sorry. No. That's what I meant. 430 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,999 I mean, could've been from anyone. Who... 431 00:18:46,039 --> 00:18:48,920 It could've been Chris, could've been Rupert. 432 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:51,519 Well, I've never met him before, but... 433 00:18:52,319 --> 00:18:54,160 You swore on my life that it wasn't from you. 434 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,839 Eh, don't worry about it, buddy. 435 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:57,279 It doesn't mean you're actually gonna die. 436 00:18:57,319 --> 00:18:59,400 - I'm sorry about this. - No. This is fun. 437 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:00,799 I thought you'd be pleased. 438 00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:01,920 Yeah, only because you told me 439 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,240 it definitely wasn't from you. 440 00:19:03,279 --> 00:19:04,960 Oh, well, thank you very much. 441 00:19:04,999 --> 00:19:06,240 What else was I meant to believe, Jerry? 442 00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:07,680 I don't know, maybe that 443 00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:09,079 your mother sent it out of sympathy. 444 00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:10,599 Well, she died 20 years ago. 445 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:11,680 Maybe she postdated it. Look. 446 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:13,279 I'll make it up to you, OK? 447 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:15,160 I'll take you out to dinner, somewhere real fancy. 448 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:16,680 You'll take me out for dinner on Valentine's Day? 449 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:17,880 Well, no, obviously not tonight. 450 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:20,480 - I've got plans. - I don't. 451 00:19:20,519 --> 00:19:22,400 But you'll take me out at some point, right? 452 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:24,880 Yes, but not because I sent you a Valentine's Day card. 453 00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:26,480 But you did send me a Valentine's Day card. 454 00:19:26,519 --> 00:19:28,240 Yeah, because I wanted you to feel special. 455 00:19:28,279 --> 00:19:29,720 I'll feel special when you take me out for dinner. 456 00:19:29,759 --> 00:19:31,839 Why don't you take him out now? 457 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,079 This meeting is over. 458 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:35,519 Mm. 459 00:19:35,559 --> 00:19:39,200 Have you been wearing that all this time? 460 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:47,319 - Good night, Jacinda. - Good night. 461 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:50,799 - Joseph... - Yes? 462 00:19:50,839 --> 00:19:52,359 It pains me to have to say this, 463 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,519 but I'm seriously starting to call into question 464 00:19:54,559 --> 00:19:57,120 your position here at GCHQ. 465 00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:58,880 Do you understand? 466 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:01,319 Yes. Yeah, absolutely, and listen. 467 00:20:01,359 --> 00:20:03,240 I just wanted to let you know I'm well aware 468 00:20:03,279 --> 00:20:05,839 that we keep having these kind of conversations every week now, 469 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:07,880 but I promise you, it won't happen again. 470 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:09,960 It better not. 471 00:20:09,999 --> 00:20:13,079 At least Valentine's Day is only once a year. 472 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:15,440 This is your final warning. 473 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,640 - Do you hear? - Yeah. 474 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:20,160 Handwriting analysis. 475 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:24,640 I mean, who else did you think it was from? 476 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:27,279 Princess Jasmine. 477 00:20:34,799 --> 00:20:36,720 Hmm. 478 00:20:40,799 --> 00:20:43,079 - Hi, Ma. - Hi, sweetie. 479 00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:45,999 - Happy Valentine's Day. - You, too. 480 00:20:46,039 --> 00:20:48,359 Did you get my flowers? 481 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:55,640 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com 35951

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