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♪ Caldwell and Nathan
are two cartoonists ♪
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♪ They love to draw but
they're not too smart ♪
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♪ So they sold their
souls to the TV Devil ♪
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♪ For a cartoon show
that features their art ♪
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♪ They all shook hands and drank a toast ♪
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♪ Neither could believe
their newfound luck ♪
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♪ But then on the way to the studio ♪
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♪ They were both laid
out by a hotdog truck ♪
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♪ Now in a somewhat ironic twist ♪
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♪ They're in hell forever ♪
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♪ And hey, get this ♪
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♪ They gotta make a show ♪
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♪ That they think is gonna sell ♪
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♪ If they ever wanna get
out of Cartoon Hell ♪
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(fire rumbling)
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- Nathan, you ever uh...
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You ever think about your family?
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- My earth family?
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- Yeah the alive ones.
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- I think of you as my family now.
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- Aww.
- I think of you and Managar
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and the robot.
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- What robot?
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- The Cartoon-O-Tron.
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- Oh I hate that guy.
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- Yeah you're always silent
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whenever he's in the room
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you know?
- I hate him.
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I'm glad you noticed that.
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- You never talk to him.
- I refuse
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to speak when he is in the room.
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Yeah I guess he's like an uncle.
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- Yeah he's kind of like an uncle
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that you never talk to.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Oh ye broken vessels.
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- Oh.
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- Please get your shit together.
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Please just like, try and
don't be disappointments
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for the next 30 to 40 minutes.
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- Ooh it's gonna be tough.
- Oh.
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- You've gotta do this for your old pal
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slash uncle, slash found
family, Managar here, alright?
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- [Caldwell] Okay.
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- This is the last act of the Pixar movie
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and you realize that you
know, maybe they're right.
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Them assholes around you is enough.
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- Okay.
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- That's inspiring.
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What do you got for us,
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Managar?
- Yeah.
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- Well the lower downs have been uh,
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getting a little agitated
over the fact that
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we have over the course of
25 to 30 instances failed.
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- Hmm.
- So they are taking things
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into their own hands.
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One of the vice presidents, I don't know,
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regional heads or something,
they're very important.
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- Mm-hmm.
- They're a fusion
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of three all powerful demon lords
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but you know them as the Brohemoth.
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And they are coming this way.
- Ooh.
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- And they're gonna be
in charge of this one.
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And do not make me look bad.
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- I can hear their, the
rumbling, of their mighty feet.
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- Oh god.
- Oh here they are!
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- Oh.
- Hi!
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- Hey guys.
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- Oh hey what's up?
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- TGIF, right, TGIF?
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Anybody?
- Working hard
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or hardly working, you know?
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- Is it Friday?
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- That's uh, thank god
it's flaming actually,
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TGIF.
- Yeah.
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(laughing)
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- It's really a treat.
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You're much more chill
than I thought you'd be.
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- Normally I'm much more amped
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but I got the case of the uh, the Mondays.
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- You know, we like to
think of ourselves of uh,
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more like a friend-ager,
you know what I mean?
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We're not so much a manager,
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we're not here to tell you
what to do. Just like buddies.
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- Buddies.
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- I love that, yeah.
- Like that, I like that.
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Also seems like you're
slightly unstuck in time.
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I guess you probably
experience it differently.
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- Ah well, Tuesdays are
hard for everybody you know?
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(laughing)
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- Amen to that.
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Well we would love to help you all out.
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We're here to serve you.
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If you've got suggestions for a drawing
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that we can do to maybe
build into a cartoon show,
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we'd love to hear it.
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- Yeah.
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- Can, uh, can you do He-Man again?
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(Nathan laughing)
- Oh that's good.
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- Yeah.
- People liked He-Man.
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- He-Man again.
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- I feel like there's not
a He-Man hell version yet.
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- Mm-hmm.
- I think that could be
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I don't know, something.
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- Something about like, Hell-Man.
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- They did take him to space.
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- Mm.
- In "The New Adventures
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of He-Man."
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- Okay, I like Hell-Man.
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- Hell-Man.
- Which I'm realizing
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does sound like a mayonnaise brand.
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- Well what if we did
like a cute version of it?
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Cause people love like
the younger versions.
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And we did like Hell-Boy.
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- Mm, that could be really super good.
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A cute--
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- Yeah.
- Hell thing that's also,
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you know what I'd love, is noir.
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- Ooh yeah.
- A cute, noir,
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hell detective kind of thing.
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- Hell-Buddy.
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- Yeah like a Hell-Buddy.
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- A slick talkin' hell detective.
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- Mm-hmm.
- That is also
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He-Man inspired, he is
a master of the universe
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but he is also here because there's been a
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well I was gonna say murder
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but those are pretty common down here.
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- I'm thinking, I'm
putting all this together.
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What about Hell-O Baby?
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- Ooh.
- Hell-O Baby is really
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gonna be something.
- Yeah.
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- [Caldwell] Cause um...
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The Toys-R-Us is not gonna stock
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something with hell in the name of it.
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- [Nathan] Well we don't need to
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worry about that now, cause
we shut down Toys-R-Us.
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- [Caldwell] Well now it's down here.
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(Nathan laughing)
So there is a hell version
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of Toys-R-Us, after it
died, it was sent here.
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- [Brohemoth 1] We should think
about the toy integration.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Maybe Hell-O Baby has like a
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group of friends called like Hell Jellies.
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- Oh.
- And the Hell Jellies
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they are all the exact same shape,
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and look, no yeah, I'm not gonna spend
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a fucking fortune on tooling.
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You know Beast Man and Moss Man
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were the same tooling
just with the moss added,
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and like a stinky wood smell?
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- Right.
- Oh absolutely.
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- That's Hell-O Baby.
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Also can I hit you with this?
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This is one we came up with.
- Give it you me, I need it.
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- Blind bags.
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- Mm, yeah yeah yeah.
- This is a huge,
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you don't know which one you're gonna get
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so the parents keep you
know, pumping in their $3.95
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trying to get the, you know the
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rare chase glitter.
- Yeah.
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- Glitterati kind of thing.
- Oh yeah.
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- [Brohemoth 1] And here's the thing.
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We promise like, I don't
know, 26 different ones
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but we only stock 25
different ones in the bags.
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We don't even make the 26th one
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so then they will literally never find it.
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- Oh.
- Alright.
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I've drawn what I think is like
a prototype for Hell-O Baby.
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- [Brohemoth 1] Okay, Caldwell, listen.
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- Yeah.
- Baby, you know I love
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the work that you're doing.
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- Thank you, yes.
- Uh made the dang legs
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real small.
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(Caldwell laughing)
I mean if you compare the arms
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to the legs...
- Mm-hmm.
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- [Brohemoth 1] There's not a comparison.
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I could see why y'all
been struggling down here.
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- Yeah yeah.
- You made them
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so dang small, friend.
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- [Caldwell] Okay okay.
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- Can you give us some big beefy legs?
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- Big, beefy legs for the tooling.
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- How bout this?
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Alright.
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Like this, maybe?
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- Ooh!
(everyone laughing)
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Well there you go.
- That could be good.
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- [Caldwell] They're just coming out.
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- [Brohemoth 1] I like this.
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- [Brohemoth 3] Why don't we do this?
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Because we've instantly jumped into
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merchandising opportunities
with this cartoon
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which I love and it feels very us.
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- [Brohemoth 1] Mm-hmm.
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Oh I like this one in
front, and one behind.
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Yes yes yes.
- Yeah, for balancing.
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Maybe these bags that you get the toys in
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don't have complete figures in them.
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It just has appendages.
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- Oh I love that.
- Mm.
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And then you can kind
of mix and match make
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your own Hell Baby.
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- Oh, body bags.
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- Body bags, that's a line.
- Yes.
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- Body bags is great.
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Is this the dance move flossing?
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- [Caldwell] This is absolutely
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what flossing is.
(Nathan laughing)
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I'm 100% certain.
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So I think my thoughts
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on the lore here.
- Mm.
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- [Caldwell] And I think lore is gonna be
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very important for this product.
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This is Hell-O Baby.
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- Uh-huh.
- Sure.
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- And Hell-O Baby poops out special bags.
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- Oh okay.
- Yes yes yes!
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And just to be clear,
it's Hell-O, Baby, right?
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This isn't like, hello, baby.
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This is like, Hell-O Baby.
- Oh yeah.
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Like Hell-O Baby.
- And also looks like
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you've maybe invented a new
kind of genitals in there.
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(everyone laughing)
- Yeah.
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Kind of a pretzel twist on the genitals.
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- [Brohemoth 3] Sort of like
an Auntie-Anne's genital, yes.
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- [Managar] We've been doing
great genital work down here.
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That's honestly, that's been
a key focus of our team.
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- [Caldwell] So I love
the idea of Hell Jellies
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and body bags, and I think
that's what we got here
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is like, there's just one
popping out right there.
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- [Brohemoth 1] I do
enjoy too that he looks
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very proud of himself.
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Having made it, he has a very like,
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hmm, I've done it.
- Mm-hmm.
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- [Brohemoth 3] We
shouldn't be seeing this.
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He's embarrassed that we're seeing this.
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(Caldwell and Nathan laughing)
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- [Brohemoth 1] Nobody's
supposed to be here for this.
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- [Caldwell] I mean I wanna
give him a little extra arms
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so he can be like, oopsie.
(Nathan hysterically laughing)
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- That's very good.
- Oh yeah yeah.
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- [Brohemoth 1] And I
like that it's a baby arm.
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That's a very important--
- Yeah, it's super good.
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- [Brohemoth 2] And
maybe the horns or legs,
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I'm just saying that out there,
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maybe--
- Yeah yeah yeah.
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- I just--
- Why the fuck not?
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(laughing)
- The thing that I'm really
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struggling with right now is where...
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What is our entry point as the audience?
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Where are we onboarded into the narrative
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of Hell-O Baby?
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Who are we identifying with?
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- [Nathan] Okay Hell-O Baby
is the coolest kid in school.
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Obviously.
- Obviously.
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I do like the idea that maybe there is
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an exchange student or something.
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Or like, somebody has been
entrusted with Hell-O Baby.
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- Mm.
- Mm-hmm.
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- [Caldwell] Like somebody went
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to their grandfather's egg shop.
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(laughing)
Mixed up at the stork factory.
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That kind of deal.
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- Yeah.
- Classic.
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- [Nathan] And they say
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grandpa, what's this egg back here?
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And they're like, don't
touch that egg, Billy.
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- No no no.
- The pectoral muscles
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are on scale with baby appendages
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which is such a fucking
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bold choice.
- That's wild to me.
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(laughing)
- Is this the position
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Hell-O Baby is always in,
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or is this just a position that it enters
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when it's time to produce its product?
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- I think that's the catch phrase.
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Is "It's Time To Produce."
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- It's time to produce.
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- "Four On The Floor, Hell-O Baby."
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- "It's Time For This Tot To Squat."
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(laughing hysterically)
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- Oh no.
- It's very good.
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- [Brohemoth 1] I feel like the body bags
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are $4.95.
- Uh-huh.
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- [Brohemoth 1] But you can
buy Hell-O Baby for like 50.
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- [Brohemoth 3] Yeah it's
like a pound puppy situation.
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You just come stocked full of body bags.
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- Mm.
- Oh but it's not,
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there's not some sort of material
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that you can feed into Hell-O Baby.
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He's not like a 3D printer
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of Jelly Bags.
- Uh, there wasn't,
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until you just said that.
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So let's go ahead and just
edit this mouth right here.
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- [Nathan] Yeah, he basically,
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he needs a filament hole.
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A filament fly.
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- [Brohemoth 1] Oh yes yes yes.
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Maybe you can't time when
the bags come out of the toy.
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- [Caldwell] No, certainly not.
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- [Brohemoth 1] Like if you
don't catch them, oh god.
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- [Brohemoth 3] They're very flammable.
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- [Brohemoth 1] You have
to watch Hell-O Baby 24/7.
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- [Caldwell] Yeah I'm gonna go ahead
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and light up the eyes to let you know
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that it is time to produce.
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- [Brohemoth 1] Mm-hm.
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The other option is in the
cartoon of Hell-O Baby.
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- Mm-hmm.
- He wants the filaments
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so bad but they don't want
him to have the filament
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and so he gets into these
like, silly situations
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where he does these little
heists to get the filament
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from--
- Oh, like a Scooby snack.
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- [Brohemoth 1] Like a Scooby snack.
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- [Brohemoth 2] Does he
ever get the filament?
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Or is that our series finale?
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- [Managar] We gotta go
with like an Enter John
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kind of deal.
- Right.
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- [Managar] Like it's
just a unit of currency
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in the world.
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- [Brohemoth 2] Right,
it's like the Doozers
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love to eat the Fraggle,
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Fraggle love to eat the
Doozer building materials.
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- And Alf loves to eat cats.
- Alf loves to eat cats.
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But there's always more cats.
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- [Brohemoth 1] So
excited to see how you all
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have artistically rendered
the concept of filament here.
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I knew that maybe that was gonna be
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a bit of a challenge for you.
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- Oh it comes in a tube.
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And I think that's the slogan for that.
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Is the filament...
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- It comes in a tube.
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Filament, now in liquid form.
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You were probably thinking
when we said filaments
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some kind of thread or string.
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No no no.
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This is liquid filament.
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- [Caldwell] I think what happens is
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you get the filament in a liquid form
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and then you add your own sand.
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- [Nathan] And you need
your own glove, apparently.
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Your own protective.
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- Oh absolutely.
- You do not wanna
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get this filament on you.
- Oh yeah.
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Very toxic.
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- [Nathan] Glove is not included.
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- Nathan, you gotta get in here.
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- Alright, let me do a draw.
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- Alright.
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- [Nathan] Okay, what should I do?
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- [Brohemoth 1] Can I make a
suggestion? I would love...
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Is Hell-O Baby the sort
of the baby of the family?
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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- And we always see the rest of them
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from like, Nanny from Muppet Babies.
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Sort of like waist down.
- Mm-hmm.
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- That's good.
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Family of Hell-O Baby.
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- [Caldwell] And just cause
we're only seeing the legs
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doesn't mean they can't
have a lot of personality.
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- [Brohemoth 1] Yeah.
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- [Nathan] Kinky boots for example.
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- [Brohemoth 3] Wait,
but then is Hell-O Baby
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baby having babies?
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- Um...
- No.
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- [Nathan] It's better if you
don't think of it as birth.
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So it's like getting rid of parasites.
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- [Brohemoth 3] In our
sort of like, kid testing,
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and some of our market research,
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we firmly tell people to
not use the term birth.
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- Okay.
- Births or conception
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or anything makes it a much worse
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play experience for the kids.
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- Well I think we need to
come up with a new word
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for this new type of life giving.
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And I'm thinking boopies.
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- Boopies!
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- You could did like a borth.
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- Uh-huh.
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- [Brohemoth 1] Borth.
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- [Nathan] I like the idea of this boofy,
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uh, borth situation, is not a normal thing
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that this race does.
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- Oh yeah.
- I don't think I would
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call it a superpower so
much as maybe a condition
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that Hell-O Baby has.
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- Yeah.
- Right.
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- [Brohemoth 3] So Hell-O-Daddy
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has the filament.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And Hell-O Baby wants it
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because it's some favorite snack
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and it's how he makes boopies or borth.
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And so I think the things that the toys
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that Hell-O Baby produces...
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- Yes.
- Ultimately are soldiers
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in its campaign to get the
filament from Hell-O Daddy.
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- Oh I see.
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You think this is part of
the learning experience
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just like getting that filament.
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Like learning how to get
the filament for yourself
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is kind of like a necessary step
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before you can leave the hive.
- Right, exactly.
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- [Brohemoth 2] Oh so, just to be clear,
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Hell-O Daddy is very proud of Hell-O Baby.
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I just wanna make that clear.
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- [Caldwell] I love that.
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And I do love these boots that
you've drawn in here Nathan.
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I like the one strap.
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- [Nathan] Thank you.
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Yeah just one strap.
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I'm trying to design a
proud papa for Hell-O Baby.
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- [Caldwell] That actually looks like a
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concerned papa right there.
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Oh no.
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(laughing)
- I feel like Hell-O-Daddy
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is kind of maybe...
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He's sometimes having
a good natured argument
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with Hell-O Mommy about whether or not
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they continuing existence of Hell-O Baby
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is safe for this dimension and all others.
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- That's a real conundrum.
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What we got there?
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- [Nathan] Um, I feel like
he's got the feet horns too.
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But he's a dad so he wears loafers maybe?
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- Oh sure.
- That's very good.
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- And shorts, and maybe
shorts on his legs.
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- Yeah let's throw some leg
garters up on that bad boy.
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- Yeah.
- Could use some sock garters.
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- Yup.
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There's just something about the shorts
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that make it seem as though his head is
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swallowing an upside down dad.
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- Yes.
- Which is good.
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That's powerful.
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That's powerful.
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- [Brohemoth 2] It looks like Hell-O-Daddy
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could flip over and run
on his head for a while
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if he needed to.
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- [Brohemoth 1] I think that's
like an escape mechanism.
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- [Brohemoth 3] Mm-hmm.
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- [Brohemoth 1] I do need to point out
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you've broken convention a little bit
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by having what I assume is Hell-O-Mommy
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on the right side there
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just be sort of legs going
the correct direction
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attached to the sort of traditional
parts of the human body.
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- [Brohemoth 2] Oh maybe that's it.
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Hell-O Baby is half human.
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- Oh, interesting.
- Oh.
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- Ah I see, I see, I see.
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- Yeah.
- This is like a
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regular sized human.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Compared to Hell-O Baby.
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So Hell-O Baby's kind of small.
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- [Brohemoth 1] Yeah we want Hell-O Baby
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to be like child sized.
- Right, okay.
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- [Brohemoth 1] You want your child,
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your son or daughter to be
able to hold Hell-O Baby
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in their arms as they sleep.
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- Yeah.
- And they wake up
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and they're just covered in body bags.
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- [Caldwell] I do think that's the
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last piece of the puzzle.
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It's like what's in the body bag?
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- What's in the bag?
- Mm-hmm.
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- [Brohemoth 3] Cause you
can kind of do it like
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you do in comics sometimes where it's like
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a circle around the back
and then you're like
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magnifying it in a larger circle.
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- [Nathan] Yeah that's good.
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Okay parents, here's what you're getting.
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- [Caldwell] Here's what you got in store.
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- [Nathan] Yeah.
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- [Brohemoth 3] We have to
make what's ever in the bags
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be for the parents.
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- Oh.
- Ooh, alright.
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- [Brohemoth 3] Because kids
don't have any fucking money.
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Kids will love playing
with the Hell-O Baby
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because the Hell-O Baby is
a very very fun 3D printer.
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But parents are really gonna
be excited about it because
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it produces, uh I don't know,
tickets to Steely Dan concerts
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or whatever a grown up parents are.
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- Reasonably priced razor blades.
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- Yeah.
- Oh yeah.
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A crisp chardonnay.
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Charcuterie.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Some nice transition lens
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sunglasses.
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- [Brohemoth 3] A good real estate market.
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- [Nathan] So I heard wine,
I heard transition lenses.
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- [Brohemoth 3] Uh-huh.
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- [Nathan] Oh, transition lens bottle.
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- Uh-huh.
- So people know
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if you're outside, it's a white wine,
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if you're inside,
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it's a red wine.
- It's a red wine, okay.
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- [Brohemoth 3] Could the
bottle be playing like a
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smooth guitar?
- Yeah yeah yeah.
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- [Brohemoth 2] And is this
Steely Dan branded wine?
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00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:03,620
- [Brohemoth 3] Well maybe off-brand.
501
00:14:03,620 --> 00:14:05,750
Maybe it's like inspired by Steely Dan.
502
00:14:05,754 --> 00:14:07,184
- [Caldwell] This is Rusty Pete.
503
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,640
- Mm-hmm.
- Rusty Pete red wine.
504
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,880
- [Brohemoth 1] See, dads hate this.
505
00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:12,680
Look what you done.
506
00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:16,220
As a dad, I can say, this
is something for my kids.
507
00:14:17,826 --> 00:14:18,936
This is for my kids.
508
00:14:18,938 --> 00:14:21,398
This bottle that plays guitar.
509
00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:22,480
Are you wild?
510
00:14:22,479 --> 00:14:23,879
- You telling me you don't
wanna drink out of that bad boy?
511
00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:25,080
- [Brohemoth 1] Looks like
something that'd be in
512
00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:26,730
Pee-wee Herman's fridge.
513
00:14:26,730 --> 00:14:28,610
You all are killing me with this.
514
00:14:28,610 --> 00:14:29,460
- [Caldwell] It's collectible.
515
00:14:29,460 --> 00:14:31,060
- [Brohemoth 2] The music
is gonna be good though.
516
00:14:31,060 --> 00:14:33,700
And the wine flavor is
gonna be out of this world.
517
00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:34,940
- [Brohemoth 1] Fine guys, this is fine.
518
00:14:34,939 --> 00:14:35,879
You all got this stretching.
519
00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:37,460
This has gotta be great wine.
520
00:14:37,461 --> 00:14:38,731
(laughing)
521
00:14:38,730 --> 00:14:40,890
- [Brohemoth 2] This is
gonna be have to be a 98
522
00:14:40,890 --> 00:14:42,410
on the wine scale you know?
523
00:14:42,410 --> 00:14:44,070
- [Nathan] Yeah and that's
maybe how we get across
524
00:14:44,070 --> 00:14:45,800
how good this fucking wine's gonna be.
525
00:14:45,795 --> 00:14:47,195
- The filament's gonna be expensive
526
00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:49,140
but you can feed it grapes for free.
527
00:14:49,141 --> 00:14:49,981
- Ooh!
528
00:14:49,980 --> 00:14:53,740
What if we build in like,
the Hell-O Baby has a
529
00:14:53,740 --> 00:14:56,670
let's say lifespan, and
then has to be replaced out.
530
00:14:56,670 --> 00:14:58,550
And it's like oh you can give it grapes,
531
00:14:58,550 --> 00:15:00,520
but that will shorten lifespan
and then you'll have to
532
00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:02,080
buy another one soon.
533
00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:03,650
- [Brohemoth 1] Okay so we're
gamefying it a little bit.
534
00:15:03,647 --> 00:15:04,637
I like that.
- Yeah a little bit.
535
00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:05,830
But he will die.
536
00:15:05,830 --> 00:15:08,300
Like imagine if your action figures died.
537
00:15:08,303 --> 00:15:10,163
- [Caldwell] And that's
the end of the commercial.
538
00:15:10,156 --> 00:15:12,036
(laughing)
539
00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:12,871
- Imagine it though.
540
00:15:12,874 --> 00:15:14,844
Can you imagine it for a moment?
541
00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:17,170
- This is Travis' new
spec script for Toy Story.
542
00:15:17,165 --> 00:15:18,725
(laughing)
543
00:15:18,730 --> 00:15:20,270
- Come watch your toys die.
544
00:15:20,271 --> 00:15:21,531
(laughing)
545
00:15:21,530 --> 00:15:22,590
- We found a way.
546
00:15:22,590 --> 00:15:25,040
Is it possible that that's
what the guitar bottle
547
00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:25,950
is singing about?
548
00:15:25,950 --> 00:15:27,450
- Watch your toys die?
- Yeah.
549
00:15:27,450 --> 00:15:28,280
- [Brohemoth 2] Okay.
550
00:15:28,283 --> 00:15:30,023
Maybe it's like a sad kind of ballad.
551
00:15:30,020 --> 00:15:31,960
- [Brohemoth 3] The slime
bag is for the parents.
552
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:35,350
So finding out that the
toy one day won't be there,
553
00:15:35,350 --> 00:15:37,260
making the horrible noises, and honestly,
554
00:15:37,260 --> 00:15:38,840
probably bad smell, it's probably gonna be
555
00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:40,130
very exciting to the parents.
556
00:15:40,130 --> 00:15:41,200
- [Brohemoth 2] I feel
like this wine bottle
557
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:42,580
has kinda become its own character though.
558
00:15:42,580 --> 00:15:44,760
- [Brohemoth 1] It kinda
looks like fucking River Cuomo
559
00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:46,200
has a sentient wine bottle.
560
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,330
- [Brohemoth 3] Well,
that's what we can do.
561
00:15:47,327 --> 00:15:49,397
That's your spinoff, right there.
562
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,610
You start, you jab us
here with Hell-O Baby
563
00:15:51,610 --> 00:15:53,790
boofeeing out of the wine bottle,
564
00:15:53,790 --> 00:15:55,770
and the wine bottle has an adventure.
565
00:15:55,770 --> 00:15:57,380
The thing about these slime bags though,
566
00:15:57,380 --> 00:16:01,130
is that they have varying
levels of rarity and excitement
567
00:16:01,130 --> 00:16:01,990
associated with them.
568
00:16:01,990 --> 00:16:03,910
I don't know how we
replicate that for parents
569
00:16:03,910 --> 00:16:08,210
unless like every 100th bag,
the Hell-O Baby produce this
570
00:16:08,212 --> 00:16:10,482
some keys to Hyundai Elantra
571
00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:12,210
that is actually out in your driveway.
572
00:16:12,210 --> 00:16:13,890
- I like that.
- Or maybe it's just
573
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:17,230
the receipt for Hell-O Baby and
you're allowed to return it.
574
00:16:17,233 --> 00:16:18,173
(laughing)
575
00:16:18,170 --> 00:16:19,640
- [Caldwell] I think
these are all great ideas.
576
00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:21,280
I think we've taken this as far as we can.
577
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,560
Should we feed this into Cartoon-O-Tron?
578
00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:24,660
- Yubble-gobble.
579
00:16:24,660 --> 00:16:28,980
Boopoodap, Hoobastank,
arise Cartoon-O-Tron
580
00:16:28,980 --> 00:16:32,760
and grace us with your
animation mechanics.
581
00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:35,140
- I thought I was the Hell-O Baby.
582
00:16:35,140 --> 00:16:37,170
- No you're video baby, remember?
583
00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:38,930
- No, I am all babies please.
584
00:16:38,930 --> 00:16:40,370
You have to love me.
585
00:16:40,370 --> 00:16:41,810
It is in my contract.
586
00:16:41,810 --> 00:16:43,660
- Uh Cartoon-O-Tron, we have,
587
00:16:43,660 --> 00:16:45,130
I don't know if it's a cartoon
588
00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:48,860
or just more of an advertisement
for a toy at this point
589
00:16:48,860 --> 00:16:50,560
but whatever it is,
590
00:16:50,559 --> 00:16:52,659
I'm sure you're gonna
work your magic with it.
591
00:16:52,660 --> 00:16:54,730
- Okay, I will eat it and poop it out.
592
00:16:54,730 --> 00:16:57,270
Even though that seems to be
what this cartoon is about.
593
00:16:57,270 --> 00:16:59,150
You fucking hacks.
594
00:16:59,150 --> 00:17:00,700
Get ready.
595
00:17:00,704 --> 00:17:03,454
(cheerful theme)
596
00:17:04,387 --> 00:17:06,377
- Oh, what a day.
597
00:17:06,380 --> 00:17:08,150
Time for some filament.
598
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:15,700
Sweetie, have you seen my filament?
599
00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:17,960
- It's not in your filament caddy?
600
00:17:17,961 --> 00:17:18,791
- Why, no.
601
00:17:18,794 --> 00:17:22,174
But I always put my filament
in my filament caddy.
602
00:17:22,170 --> 00:17:23,700
It should be there.
603
00:17:24,670 --> 00:17:25,590
Unless...
604
00:17:26,580 --> 00:17:28,260
Oh no.
605
00:17:28,261 --> 00:17:31,391
(ominous music)
606
00:17:31,390 --> 00:17:34,870
- It's time to produce.
607
00:17:38,373 --> 00:17:40,713
(explosion)
608
00:17:41,823 --> 00:17:45,163
- Oh Hell-O Baby, what a mess you've made.
609
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,720
Let's get this cleaned up.
610
00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:51,720
- A 1973 Couderc Noir and a
delightful cheese pairing?
611
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:54,290
Oh Hell-O Baby, you did this for me?
612
00:17:54,291 --> 00:17:55,121
- Mm-hmm.
613
00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:00,780
Yes stuff your face old man.
614
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:03,750
I will grind your fat greasy bones
615
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,500
into the filament I so crave.
616
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,180
- What was that?
617
00:18:08,181 --> 00:18:09,681
- I love you.
618
00:18:09,678 --> 00:18:11,278
- Aw.
- Aw.
619
00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:13,690
- Okay so that is Hell-O Baby.
620
00:18:13,690 --> 00:18:15,950
The blind bag, cartoon adventure.
621
00:18:15,950 --> 00:18:16,960
What do we think?
622
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:20,030
- Honestly boys, this is quite
possibly one of your most
623
00:18:20,030 --> 00:18:23,080
psychotropic descent into
madness I've ever witnessed.
624
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:23,910
- Thank you.
625
00:18:23,913 --> 00:18:26,033
- Honestly, it's clear
where the failure was.
626
00:18:26,030 --> 00:18:30,310
You two completely just
failed to realize the vision
627
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,560
that Brohemoth has laid out before you.
628
00:18:32,558 --> 00:18:34,458
- Brohemoth, do you think that
we do you think we failed?
629
00:18:34,460 --> 00:18:37,290
Did we not recognize your
glory and your radiance?
630
00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:39,960
- Yeah that's a good way of putting it.
631
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:40,890
- Okay.
632
00:18:40,889 --> 00:18:43,299
- I just want to fucking see
some cool He-Man drawings.
633
00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:46,320
And you guys couldn't even
satisfy that one simple request.
634
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:48,160
- Well the arms are kind of He-Man-esque.
635
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:51,300
- I said noir, and there's
nothing noir about it whatsoever.
636
00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:54,910
- We said a cool, hip, slick
talking He-Man hell detective.
637
00:18:54,910 --> 00:18:56,270
And you all fucking were like
638
00:18:56,270 --> 00:18:58,930
well what if we draw a
big baby all twisted up?
639
00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:00,120
- That is what happened, yeah.
640
00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:01,670
- Yeah.
- That's pretty accurate
641
00:19:01,670 --> 00:19:03,570
description of what we did.
642
00:19:03,570 --> 00:19:05,590
- I also just wanna
note that at some point
643
00:19:05,590 --> 00:19:07,470
you added a second strap to the boot.
644
00:19:07,470 --> 00:19:08,550
God I hate it.
645
00:19:08,554 --> 00:19:09,514
(laughing)
- I don't even know
646
00:19:09,513 --> 00:19:11,703
how you got that one past me.
647
00:19:11,703 --> 00:19:13,793
Ugh, I guess I'm saying I'm glad you died.
648
00:19:13,790 --> 00:19:14,980
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
649
00:19:14,980 --> 00:19:16,620
- Hey you know, that's
just the honest truth.
650
00:19:16,620 --> 00:19:17,450
- That's what it is.
651
00:19:17,453 --> 00:19:18,833
And you know we appreciate your honesty.
652
00:19:18,830 --> 00:19:21,370
We get so many critiques that just kind of
653
00:19:21,370 --> 00:19:24,370
dance around it, but you've
really cut to the core of it.
654
00:19:24,370 --> 00:19:26,730
You're glad that we died and
it's good that we're here.
655
00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:27,560
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
656
00:19:27,563 --> 00:19:29,383
- Managar, why don't you
hit us with that punishment?
657
00:19:29,380 --> 00:19:33,120
- Because you two had a
torn apart what should be a
658
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:36,560
close knit family, I will
punish you with the one thing
659
00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:40,130
that tear apart even the closest
friends and acquaintances.
660
00:19:40,130 --> 00:19:44,400
Nathan, watch in horror
as a dog that you own
661
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:47,750
attacks Caldwell repeatedly
while you forcefully
662
00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:50,880
and awkwardly try an insist
that it's a friendly dog.
663
00:19:50,877 --> 00:19:52,437
- Oh.
- Oh no!
664
00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,640
- [Nathan] Dang it, oh
no, he's just playing.
665
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:55,590
- [Caldwell] He's going for my crotch.
666
00:19:55,590 --> 00:19:56,710
He's just running for my crotch.
667
00:19:56,710 --> 00:19:58,070
- [Nathan] No it means he likes you.
668
00:19:58,070 --> 00:19:59,410
Thanks for watching Cartoon Hell.
669
00:19:59,410 --> 00:20:00,580
We're here forever.
670
00:20:00,580 --> 00:20:01,410
Do a pet.
671
00:20:01,413 --> 00:20:02,613
- [Caldwell] Yeah that wet my hand.
672
00:20:02,663 --> 00:20:07,213
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