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♪ Caldwell and Nathan
are two cartoonists ♪
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♪ They love to draw, but
they're not too smart ♪
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♪ So they sold their
souls to the TV devil ♪
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♪ For a cartoon show
that features their art ♪
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♪ They all shook hands and drank a toast ♪
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♪ Neither could believe
their newfound wealth ♪
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♪ But then on the way to the studio ♪
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♪ They were both laid
out by a hotdog truck ♪
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♪ Now in a somewhat ironic twist ♪
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♪ They're in hell forever,
and, hey, get this ♪
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♪ They gotta make a show
that think is gonna sell ♪
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♪ If they ever wanna get
out of Cartoon Hell ♪
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(rumbling)
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- Hoo, Nathan, it's a late one.
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- Yeah, it feels late.
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I know it's impossible to tell
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what time it is down here,
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but it does feel late.
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- Like, I can't see a moon,
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but every time I turn my head around,
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I feel like there's a moon there.
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- Yeah, that sort of phantom moon syndrome
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you get down here, yeah.
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- Yeah, (snickers) PMS
(chuckling) it's called.
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(laughing)
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- That's what that stands for down here.
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- Ah, every month.
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(chuckling)
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Every lunar month.
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- God dammit.
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(Caldwell chuckles)
- Yup.
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- All right, okay, okay.
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Enough chit chat, you twos.
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Listen, I need you guys to
really deliver this week.
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My old roommate is
visiting and I need him to,
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you know, like any of your old friends
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when they come to visit you,
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you gotta make 'em seem
like your life is working.
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Like, if you could just make it seem
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like I have definitely
not just been repeating
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the same destructive
patterns for the past year,
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that would be fantastic.
(Nathan chuckles)
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- Can do.
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Who's your roommate?
We'd love to meet them.
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- He's kind of a big man on
campus around these parts,
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one of the special elites.
- Ooh.
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- You know what, I'm just gonna summon him
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using his ancient jingle.
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(clears throat)
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♪ He's your best friend ♪
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♪ And he's mine ♪
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♪ Givin' out smiles all the time ♪
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♪ It's Adam the friendly demon ♪
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- (gasps) Adam!
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- Hello!
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- Whoa!
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- Hi!
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- Oh my gosh!
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- Nice to meet everybody.
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- So we have jingled, so it has become.
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- Oh, man, it's such a bummer
I never get to hear the jingle
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'cause I'm only summoned after it's sung,
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'cause you sing so well, Managar.
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- Aww.
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- Yeah, Managar has a beautiful voice.
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- Ironically, it is the voice of an angel.
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(Nathan laughs)
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- Well, Adam, do you wanna chill with us
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while we draw today?
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We're hard at work
fulfilling Managar's dreams.
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He's on the up and up,
he's a very busy demon.
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- You know what, that sounds
like a hoot and a half,
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and I'll do it.
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- All right!
- Awesome.
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- Managar, do you have an idea for us?
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- Shawn F. says, "Dogs but bad."
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- Ooh.
(Caldwell laughs)
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- Ooh.
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- Dogs but bad.
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- I like the way Sean F. thinks.
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- Yeah, 'cause dogs, dogs are pretty good.
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- Universally, I'd say.
- Yeah.
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- There's no dogs in hell.
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I mean, we know for a fact
they all go to heaven.
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- Yeah.
(Caldwell chuckles)
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So I think what I'm gonna
do to make a bad dog
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is I'm just gonna sorta rough
in a regular dog to start.
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- [Caldwell] Okay, yeah.
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- [Nathan] And then we're just gonna try
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and see how we can mess it up.
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- [Caldwell] Yeah, Nathan, do you wanna do
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kind of like the Super Mario 64 intro
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where we've just got a nice dog face,
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and then we can kind of
stretch it, manipulate it?
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- [Nathan] I think that's the way to go.
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- [Caldwell] Okay.
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- [Nathan] Just real
quick, we're gonna get
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a good little pooch in here.
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- [Caldwell] Yeah, a
little standard doggo.
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- [Managar] Got them
floppy, friendly ears.
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Proof of mankind's
domination of the species.
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- Mm-hmm.
- He's a cutie pie.
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- [Nathan] How we
feelin' about this, Adam?
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Do you approve?
- I like it.
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I think the eyes are so beady
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and it makes him look a little dumb.
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I would like to make him look
a little more intelligent.
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- [Caldwell] Okay, so more
intelligence in the eyes,
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and I think that is,
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'cause a lot of what
people like about dogs
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is they're sort of too dumb
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to be judgey.
- Mm-hmm.
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- [Adam] No, no, dogs have
emotional intelligence.
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- [Caldwell] Oh, that's
true, they're empathetic.
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- [Adam] Yeah, there you go.
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- [Caldwell] Oh, okay.
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- [Adam] He can see deep into your heart.
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No, (chuckles) that eyebrow's too scary!
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- [Caldwell] Oh, no!
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- Okay, so we don't,
you don't want this dog
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to be scary bad.
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- No, no, intelligent.
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- Okay, okay.
- Yeah, there we go.
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- So here was my thinking--
- Okay.
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- [Nathan] Of just a way to
make dogs a little worse.
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- [Caldwell] Little worse, sure.
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- [Nathan] They got these
nice sort of dog mouths.
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- [Caldwell] They got them muzzles.
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- [Nathan] What if,
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what if they just had people teeth?
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(Caldwell and Adam laughing)
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- [Caldwell] Nathan, his is
like if Frasier was a cartoon
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and their dog could talk.
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(Adam chuckles)
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- That would be great,
I would watch that show.
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(laughs)
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- Another fine mess we're in, Frasier!
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So Nathan, I love this beautiful mouth.
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What about the nose, though?
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- [Nathan] Yeah, Adam, do
you have any preference
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for a nose that really you think would be
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unpleasant on a dog?
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- Oh--
- My first thought is beak.
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- [Adam] Unpleasant things, yeah,
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I like Caldwell's suggestion, a beak.
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- [Nathan] A beak, so a beak and teeth.
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That's a great combo.
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(Caldwell laughs)
- Yeah.
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- [Caldwell] Normally, it's
one or the other. (chuckles)
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- [Nathan] So here we go.
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- [Adam] This really
successfully makes the dog
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sharp in a lot of ways
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that you don't want a dog to be sharp.
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- [Caldwell] (chuckles) This is my beakle.
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- [Managar] This is a dog of
prey you're building right now.
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(chuckling)
- Yeah.
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- [Caldwell] We are making the dog bad,
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but we're also fucking
optimizing this dog. (chuckles)
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- [Nathan] Yeah, so I guess
it should have talons, right?
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- [Caldwell] Absolutely.
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This dog is kind of like badass now.
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It's transferred over
into mythical territory.
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- [Nathan] Okay, so that's
got bad in the name,
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so that's kinda good.
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- [Caldwell] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- [Adam] It's interesting,
because things with beaks,
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as a rule, don't have teeth.
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- [Nathan] Yeah, that's what I was saying.
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So I think it's too much now.
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- [Caldwell] Yeah, is there
one more form of tooth
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we can get in there somehow?
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- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
- Yeah, yeah?
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- It could have baleen like a blue whale.
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(Caldwell laughs)
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- Nathan, give that dog a baleen!
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- [Nathan] I don't, okay.
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- [Adam] Do you know what it looks like?
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- [Nathan] It's just
sort of like they open
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their mouth real big.
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- [Adam] It's like they have super tall,
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very thin teeth, like combs,
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like they have two very long combs
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coming from their top and bottom jaw
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that they use to filter out brine shrimp.
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- [Caldwell] Oh, yup,
you're on the right path.
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- [Adam] This dog is a filter feeder.
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- [Nathan] But he does
still have the teeth.
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- [Adam] No, no, no teeth, he has baleen.
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- [Nathan] Okay, so that's instead
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of the teeth.
- Yeah.
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- [Caldwell] I would say
he's still got the top teeth,
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but the bottom row is fully baleen now.
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- [Nathan] I don't know
if that's how that works,
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but it's like this, right?
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It's just sort of like a large--
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- [Adam] Yes, yes, baleen, that's baleen!
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(Nathan chuckles)
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- [Caldwell] Oh, that's a mean baleen.
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I just wanted to get as
many forms of mastication
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on this pup as possible,
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and we're at three now, and
I think that's really sweet.
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- He swims through the ocean
and he picks up brine shrimp.
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(Caldwell laughs)
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- Okay, boy, go get
some shrimp! (chuckles)
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- [Nathan] I think these
floppy ears, though,
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are still making this dog too lovable.
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- [Caldwell] Well, wouldn't
those just be fins now?
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- [Nathan] Yeah, so I
think they're just fins.
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- [Caldwell] He's perfect.
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He does look like Dobby and a hippogriff
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got into Jeff Goldblum
transporter machine,
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and I hate it.
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- [Adam] I just keep
losing myself in the mouth
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trying to see which part is,
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which of the three jaws is the real jaw.
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- [Caldwell] I also
think that if threatened,
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it could divide its jaw into three parts
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like the vampires in Blade 2.
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- [Nathan] This dog needs a name.
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- [Caldwell] This dog does need a name.
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- How do you guys feel about Nash?
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- Oh, I like Nash.
- Ooh.
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That's badass.
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- [Nathan] Yeah.
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He's splashin' up out of the water.
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- [Caldwell] Here he comes!
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This is Flipper for a new generation.
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Is it capable of flight, Nathan,
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or is that beak just
totally out of nowhere?
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- [Nathan] I think they look
like they're flyin' underwater.
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- [Caldwell] Oh, absolutely.
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- [Nathan] I've taken enough time.
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- [Caldwell] Yeah, I wanna
mess up a dog, too, please.
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- Can you mess up a dog, please?
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- I wanna ruin a canine.
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I think I wanna take a more
extreme approach right up top.
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- [Nathan] You're not gonna
start with that base pooch.
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- [Caldwell] No, the only
thing I am gonna borrow
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is those extremely
dead-looking human eyes.
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- [Nathan] It's a good standard
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for making things unsettling.
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- [Caldwell] I would say.
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- [Adam] Could you make them
look like my mother's eyes?
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- [Caldwell] Oh, yes, absolutely.
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What color were your mother's eyes?
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- [Adam] (chuckles) Red.
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- [Caldwell] Now your
mother was a demon, so--
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- [Adam] But very loving.
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- [Nathan] And how many
eyes did your mother have?
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- [Adam] Uh, (chuckles) two and a half.
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- Oh!
- Two and a half!
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- [Adam] I say half
because one was lidless,
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and you could only see it
if you closed your eyes,
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at which point it would
stare right into your mind.
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- [Nathan] One of those dream eyes.
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- There you go.
- Absolutely.
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All right yeah, and--
- That's mommy.
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- [Caldwell] I imagine
it's constantly aflame.
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- [Adam] That's my mommy!
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- [Caldwell] (chuckles) Here she is!
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- Oh, mommy!
- She's coming.
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- I miss you so!
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(Nathan chuckles)
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- [Nathan] That's so sweet,
a demon that loves their mom
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is just, it's refreshing, honestly.
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I'm getting some Neverending Story vibes.
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- [Caldwell] Yeah!
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Kind of a Falkor vibe, if you will.
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Should I give it maybe
kind of a scruffy chin,
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like a luck dragon would have?
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- Yeah.
- Ohh.
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- [Caldwell] Yeah, there we go.
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- [Nathan] Okay, I mean,
this is pretty good.
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- [Adam] Mm-hmm.
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- [Nathan] I'm not seeing
anything bad about this dog.
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This seems like a
mystical, a powerful dog.
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- [Managar] This isn't
as much of a bad dog
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as it is a passable
Undertale OC at the moment.
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(Adam and Nathan laughing)
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- [Caldwell] You know what,
Nathan, I'll just take it
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a step further--
- Uh-huh.
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- [Caldwell] In the
direction you were headed,
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and I'm just gonna go ahead
and give it some human ears,
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how 'bout that?
- Okay, good.
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- [Managar] No, those
are the worst kinda ears!
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- [Caldwell] They're really miserable.
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Now it did take a turn
into Rafiki country.
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- [Adam] (chuckles) Yeah,
looks like a little monkey.
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(Nathan chuckles)
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- [Caldwell] All right, I
think I'm gonna just go ahead
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and continue on this dark path.
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Let's just go ahead and
give it a human body, huh?
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- Uh--
- Huh?
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Huh?
- Just like a person's body?
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- Yeah, but crouched like a dog.
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- [Nathan] Ugh.
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- [Adam] They should be nude.
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- They are.
- Okay, great.
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- [Nathan] So this is a person
playing dress up as a dog?
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- [Caldwell] Nn, I don't even think that.
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- [Nathan] Oh, okay.
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- [Caldwell] I think that
this is dog but spelled
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like D-O-H-G-G.
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- [Nathan] Uh-huh.
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- [Managar] You've
accidentally created something
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that I think I've seen in a
medieval illuminated manuscript.
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- Yeah.
- Yes.
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- [Nathan] This looks, like,
very medieval, Caldwell.
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- [Caldwell] That's what
we've done here is this is
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what people thought dogs looked like
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before they discovered them.
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(Managar chuckles)
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- [Nathan] So we've got
Nash, Nash and Dohgg.
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- [Caldwell] Mm-hmm. (chuckles)
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- [Nathan] We've definitely
ruined dogs visually.
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- [Caldwell] Pretty good, I would say.
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- [Nathan] But I think that even--
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- [Caldwell] So you think that
Dohgg is like a real jerk.
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- [Nathan] Or maybe just like real,
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real two-faced.
- Mm-hmm.
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- [Adam] Two-faced like maybe he's wearing
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a baseball cap on his butt,
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and then he has like a
smile drawn on his butt
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so it looks like a face.
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- [Caldwell] I think absolutely,
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and we talked about
baboons briefly before,
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so I do think I wanna make it kind of like
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a big, bright red butt.
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- [Adam] (chuckling)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- [Nathan] It's got a nice twist going.
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- [Caldwell] Mm-hmm. (chuckles)
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- [Managar] Caldwell,
nobody in the business
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does groin angles as good as you.
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You truly are the best in the business.
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- [Caldwell] I trained on
a mountaintop for years
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to perfect this art.
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- If I were him, I would
stick a hotdog in my butt
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to be the nose.
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- Yup, that's what he does!
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(Nathan laughs)
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- [Nathan] That's a good bit.
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That's a fun, good bit.
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- [Adam] (chuckling) Yeah, exactly.
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There you go!
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- [Caldwell] It should
probably be higher up, huh?
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- [Adam] And it's really
good 'cause it's diversionary
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when a predator comes.
- Yeah.
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- [Adam] They get confused,
they think that's the head,
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and they instead bite Dohgg in the butt.
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- [Caldwell] It really
just looks like a little
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halfway-out poopy.
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- [Adam] No, but he knows it's a hotdog.
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Oh, this is so good! (laughs)
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- [Nathan] You know what?
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I like Dohgg better now.
- Uh-huh.
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- [Nathan] It's like,
oh, Dohgg's a jokester.
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(chuckles) Dohgg knows
a good, fun butt bit.
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(Adam sighs and chuckles)
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- Why are you guys in hell again?
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This is divine.
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(Nathan and Caldwell chuckling)
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- Just get like a little
wiggle goin' there.
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- [Adam] Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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He waves it around!
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- [Caldwell] Oh, absolutely.
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- [Adam] So he can make the nose waggle.
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- [Caldwell] Now I do
think that we've stepped
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away from dog territory--
- Uh-huh.
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- [Caldwell] And right into, I would say,
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kind of just mythological beings.
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- [Nathan] Yeah.
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- [Caldwell] Guys, you
know what probably happened
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is that Zeus, or Thoth, or
one of the elder deities
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just had sex with a dog
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and then this was the result.
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- This looks like
something from the original
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D&D Monster Manual
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before the Christians got mad at them
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and made them take out all the good stuff.
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This is what Gary Gygax
originally had in mind.
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- [Caldwell] This is a False Dog.
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(Managar and Adam laughing)
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From version two.
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- [Nathan] The big reveal in
the show is when it turns out
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that the butt face is it's actual face.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Ho-ho!
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- [Nathan] And the face
that you drew first
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is just drawn on it's butt.
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- [Adam] It's doubly false!
390
00:11:29,860 --> 00:11:31,100
- [Managar] No, but here's the thing,
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the hotdog face can only tell the truth,
392
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but the monkey face can only tell lies.
393
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- [Caldwell] And it can't speak,
394
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so it's really hard to
understand. (chuckles)
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- [Adam] Yeah.
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- [Caldwell] You know
what, we have not done
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an RPG manual as our cartoon yet, so--
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- [Nathan] That'll be good.
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- [Caldwell] I think what this is, Nathan,
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is this is Dogs and Dungeons,
401
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and this is like maybe we're doing
402
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the commercial for the release
of our new tabletop RPG.
403
00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:56,590
- [Nathan] You know, we've
tried everything else,
404
00:11:56,590 --> 00:11:57,760
why not push the envelope?
405
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Why not break form a little bit?
406
00:11:59,150 --> 00:12:00,060
- [Caldwell] Exactly.
407
00:12:00,060 --> 00:12:02,740
So should we design one more False Dog?
408
00:12:02,740 --> 00:12:05,160
- [Nathan] Yeah, I think
an even falser dog,
409
00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:06,360
an even wronger dog.
410
00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:09,040
- This one paralyzes you with its gaze.
411
00:12:09,038 --> 00:12:10,128
(Caldwell and Nathan laughing)
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00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:11,650
- [Caldwell] I'm gonna
just put some skulls
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by its feet. (chuckles)
414
00:12:12,710 --> 00:12:14,340
- If you pull out the hotdog,
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the whole thing just falls apart.
416
00:12:16,262 --> 00:12:17,832
(laughing)
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00:12:17,828 --> 00:12:19,808
It's just the whole body collapses
418
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in a pile of limbs.
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00:12:21,130 --> 00:12:22,810
- [Nathan] Well, yeah, the
clue's right in the name,
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it's dog, you have to find
the true dog on the False Dog.
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00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:27,960
- [Adam] Oh, yeah!
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00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:29,500
- [Caldwell] You've solved my dog puzzle.
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00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:30,329
(Nathan chuckles)
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00:12:30,332 --> 00:12:31,722
- [Adam] Do you guys think the hotdog
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goes all the way through the body
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and comes out the other end as the tongue?
427
00:12:35,230 --> 00:12:36,900
- Ohh!
- Holy shit.
428
00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:38,650
- I didn't before,
429
00:12:38,650 --> 00:12:40,580
but I absolutely do now!
430
00:12:40,578 --> 00:12:41,628
(Adam laughs)
- Yes!
431
00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:43,546
Mm-hmm!
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00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:45,104
(Nathan laughing)
- No! (chuckles)
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00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:46,670
No, it's horrible.
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- [Caldwell] It's beautiful.
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00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:49,510
- [Managar] I'm just
gonna go ahead and demand
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that you cease giving this
wretched creature form.
437
00:12:52,583 --> 00:12:53,423
- [Caldwell] Uh-huh?
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00:12:53,416 --> 00:12:54,246
- [Managar] Can we just
go ahead and do that?
439
00:12:54,249 --> 00:12:55,449
- [Nathan] Hold on, Caldwell's drawing
440
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some sort of treasure chest, okay.
441
00:12:57,290 --> 00:12:58,460
- [Caldwell] Yeah, and guess what,
442
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it is just Ball Park Franks.
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00:13:00,130 --> 00:13:02,670
- [Nathan] Caldwell, can
you pull up the Nash I drew
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00:13:02,670 --> 00:13:04,130
and make it very small,
445
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just sort of floating in the background?
446
00:13:06,230 --> 00:13:07,060
- Here it comes.
447
00:13:07,063 --> 00:13:08,653
- Your party encounters--
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00:13:08,645 --> 00:13:09,535
(Caldwell laughs)
449
00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:10,790
- A dog pile.
450
00:13:10,785 --> 00:13:12,155
- (laughing) A dog pile.
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00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:13,260
- [Caldwell] I don't know why it floats,
452
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but it sure as hell does.
453
00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:15,790
There's like a lake back here.
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- Yeah, it's just jumping.
- Mm-hmm.
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00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:18,560
- [Nathan] You've caught it mid-splash.
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00:13:18,563 --> 00:13:19,403
(Caldwell chuckles)
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00:13:19,396 --> 00:13:21,076
I think mine does talk.
- Yeah.
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- [Nathan] At least I
imagined that Nash talks,
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and he just says, like, "Beware!"
460
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- [Caldwell] He talks but he keeps having
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to jump out of the water,
462
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so he can only say a
couple words at a time.
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- [Nathan] Yeah, it's like,
you have come to the--
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(mimics splashing)
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You must solve the riddle of the (blubs)--
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- [Caldwell] The hotdog goes all the way
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through his (mimics splashing)!
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If this is Dungeons and Dogs,
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then maybe there's like a dog defender,
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or some sort of dog dragon or dog boss
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that rules over them all.
- Okay.
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A boss dog.
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- Yes, a boss dog.
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Let's go ahead and draw the final boss dog
475
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for this weird dungeon. (chuckles)
476
00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:53,720
- Yes, okay, so we're starting off with,
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oh, it's like a cyclops dog.
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- [Caldwell] Yeah.
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I was thinking about classic
Dungeons and Dragons,
480
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and I think we need to
with like a dog Beholder,
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some sort of dog orb or dorb.
482
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- A dorb!
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It's adorbable!
- Adorbable!
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Jinx!
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By the laws of hell, we are jinxed.
486
00:14:07,330 --> 00:14:08,160
- Oh, my gosh.
487
00:14:08,163 --> 00:14:09,543
What are the laws of jinx in hell?
488
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- You owe me a Coke,
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and also I can slowly eat your genitals,
490
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but guess what, I'm gonna
choose not to today.
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- [Nathan] Aww, that's the nicest thing
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any demon's ever said to me.
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- [Adam] You better watch out,
Managar wouldn't be so nice.
494
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,440
- [Nathan] No, no, Managar is a fearsome,
495
00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:25,030
imposing, accomplished demon.
496
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:26,550
- I'll eat all your genitals!
497
00:14:26,550 --> 00:14:28,640
- [Caldwell] I am adding
secondary heads on here.
498
00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:30,270
- [Adam] Oh, yeah!
499
00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:31,990
- [Caldwell] Just for funzies.
500
00:14:31,990 --> 00:14:33,810
I've realized I've just
kind of drawn Bowser
501
00:14:33,810 --> 00:14:36,120
from Super Mario as a dog orb--
502
00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:38,130
- Uh-huh.
- And I'm okay with that.
503
00:14:38,130 --> 00:14:39,470
- I like this.
- Mm-hmm.
504
00:14:39,470 --> 00:14:40,750
- [Nathan] I think it's definitely less
505
00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:43,660
viscerally disturbing than the False Dog.
506
00:14:43,660 --> 00:14:44,490
- [Caldwell] Yes.
507
00:14:44,493 --> 00:14:46,453
- [Nathan] But it probably
has a higher challenge rating.
508
00:14:46,451 --> 00:14:47,281
(Nathan chuckles)
509
00:14:47,284 --> 00:14:50,544
- [Caldwell] I can't wait
for people to play this game.
510
00:14:50,540 --> 00:14:52,010
Yeah, we're gonna have
to get some play testers.
511
00:14:52,010 --> 00:14:53,790
I mean, guess that is
the nice thing about hell
512
00:14:53,790 --> 00:14:56,100
is there's plenty of
people whose hell would be
513
00:14:56,100 --> 00:14:57,630
play testing board games.
514
00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:58,460
- Mm-hmm.
(Adam chuckling)
515
00:14:58,463 --> 00:14:59,303
- [Caldwell] I'm gonna
put just like a bunch
516
00:14:59,296 --> 00:15:00,956
of ears up here.
- Okay, good.
517
00:15:00,958 --> 00:15:02,558
- [Caldwell] Aw, they're so flickable.
518
00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:04,180
- [Adam] Don't forget about the stocks!
519
00:15:04,180 --> 00:15:07,150
The Beholder's got stocks
that should be puppy stocks.
520
00:15:07,145 --> 00:15:08,465
- Ohh, that's so good.
521
00:15:08,470 --> 00:15:10,250
Nathan, do you wanna
draw some puppy stocks?
522
00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:11,080
- Yeah.
523
00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:13,413
Okay, we've got the dog orb.
- Mm-hmm.
524
00:15:13,410 --> 00:15:16,250
- [Nathan] It's more of a dog,
I guess, cylinder right now.
525
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:18,330
- [Caldwell] Yeah, I guess
the way that I've drawn it,
526
00:15:18,330 --> 00:15:19,760
it kinds looks like it's just spinning
527
00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:21,120
around really quickly. (chuckling)
528
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,210
- [Nathan] Yeah, it--
529
00:15:22,210 --> 00:15:24,370
- [Adam] There's definitely
a fourth head on the back.
530
00:15:24,370 --> 00:15:25,620
- [Caldwell] Oh, yeah, absolutely.
531
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:26,950
Okay, oh, there they go.
532
00:15:26,950 --> 00:15:28,940
Was not expecting the puppy stocks there.
533
00:15:28,940 --> 00:15:30,380
God, a puppy stock could be nice
534
00:15:30,380 --> 00:15:32,310
'cause sometimes, you
don't want a full puppy,
535
00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:34,440
you just want a little
head you can scritch.
536
00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:35,370
- [Adam] Yeah, there he is.
537
00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:36,237
- [Caldwell] Aww.
538
00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:37,120
- [Nathan] They're very cute.
539
00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,270
- [Caldwell] Can he detach those?
540
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:39,100
- [Nathan] Yeah, I think so,
541
00:15:39,103 --> 00:15:41,783
I think that's like
his second form, maybe.
542
00:15:41,780 --> 00:15:42,760
- [Caldwell] Absolutely, yeah.
543
00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:44,920
And then like, eventually, it's revealed
544
00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:47,870
that it does have a body,
it's just invisible.
545
00:15:47,870 --> 00:15:49,880
- [Nathan] Oh, yeah, the invisible bod.
546
00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:51,560
- [Caldwell] Aww, I would
love to pet this dog.
547
00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:52,390
- [Managar] I gotta say,
548
00:15:52,393 --> 00:15:55,123
not since John Carpenter's The Thing
549
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:58,100
have a creative team just fucked up
550
00:15:58,100 --> 00:15:59,650
a dog's form this thoroughly.
551
00:15:59,651 --> 00:16:00,741
(laughing)
552
00:16:00,740 --> 00:16:01,800
- [Caldwell] High praise.
553
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:03,400
We stayed truest to our suggestion
554
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,030
with this drawing in particular.
555
00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:06,640
Oh, is that a little shiba head up there?
556
00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:09,090
- [Nathan] Yeah, you got one
little meme dog up there.
557
00:16:09,090 --> 00:16:10,500
- I love it.
- Just for the teens.
558
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:11,800
- [Managar] Can I get a little puggle?
559
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,090
- [Nathan] Let's try it, let's see if I
560
00:16:13,090 --> 00:16:14,530
remember what those dogs look like.
561
00:16:14,530 --> 00:16:15,980
- [Managar] Just draw Ed Asner,
562
00:16:15,980 --> 00:16:18,800
and then delete everything
that doesn't look like a dog.
563
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,550
- [Caldwell] Just draw a
purse and give it eyes.
564
00:16:20,550 --> 00:16:23,920
- [Adam] This episode is gonna
be like that fateful episode
565
00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:25,810
of Fullmetal Alchemist,
566
00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:28,250
where the little dog
was combined with a dog,
567
00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:30,150
in that it's gonna be so upsetting
568
00:16:30,150 --> 00:16:33,310
that all your fans are gonna
stop watching with this episode
569
00:16:33,310 --> 00:16:34,930
and never return to the series.
570
00:16:34,930 --> 00:16:37,180
- [Managar] I only know about
the show through the internet,
571
00:16:37,180 --> 00:16:39,220
so that's literally the only episode
572
00:16:39,220 --> 00:16:40,760
of Fullmetal Alchemist, right?
573
00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:42,570
- [Caldwell] That's the only
one we get down in hell.
574
00:16:42,570 --> 00:16:43,820
Oh, is that a little butt?
- Yeah.
575
00:16:43,823 --> 00:16:45,473
- Aww, that's really cute.
576
00:16:45,470 --> 00:16:47,750
Hey, you know, we were
drawin' dogs but bad,
577
00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:50,130
but we shoulda just drawn
was cats, am I right?
578
00:16:50,130 --> 00:16:51,460
Mmm?
579
00:16:51,462 --> 00:16:55,182
- No, can I get a hotdog
comin' outta the butt?
580
00:16:55,175 --> 00:16:56,565
(Caldwell chuckles)
581
00:16:56,570 --> 00:16:58,380
- [Caldwell] Nathan, it
needs a hotdog propellor.
582
00:16:58,380 --> 00:17:01,410
- [Adam] Yes, thank you! (laughs)
583
00:17:01,410 --> 00:17:02,560
Yes!
584
00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:05,000
- [Managar] Hotdogs do not have
the casing with the tie off,
585
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,580
I do not understand.
(Adam laughs)
586
00:17:06,580 --> 00:17:08,210
- [Nathan] It's a brat, it's a brat, okay?
587
00:17:08,210 --> 00:17:09,140
- [Managar] All right, all right.
588
00:17:09,140 --> 00:17:10,790
- [Caldwell] They are classic brats.
589
00:17:10,790 --> 00:17:12,700
Get Michael Jordan away from these things.
590
00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:14,600
- [Adam] So the butt with
the hotdog coming out,
591
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,550
that's what he uses as his hands.
592
00:17:16,552 --> 00:17:17,932
(chuckling)
- Mm-hmm.
593
00:17:17,926 --> 00:17:19,486
- [Nathan] (chuckling) Okay,
so he's got another one
594
00:17:19,490 --> 00:17:21,060
over here, I guess.
- (chuckles) Yeah, yeah.
595
00:17:21,060 --> 00:17:23,130
- [Nathan] This one's got a
hamburger for some reason.
596
00:17:23,130 --> 00:17:24,560
- [Caldwell] I have to
imagine this is some sort
597
00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,970
of invasive hotdog species,
598
00:17:26,970 --> 00:17:29,240
where you eat the hotdog and then
599
00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:31,440
you just become a hotdog factory.
600
00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:33,080
- [Managar] No, Caldwell,
that's too much lore.
601
00:17:33,081 --> 00:17:34,161
(Caldwell laughs)
Roll it back.
602
00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:36,850
- No, Managar, I found this
big scroll under my desk.
603
00:17:36,850 --> 00:17:38,870
It's got all of the
information we need! (chuckles)
604
00:17:38,870 --> 00:17:42,090
We've gotta fill a 200 page
manual on Dogs and Dungeons.
605
00:17:42,090 --> 00:17:43,400
On Dungeon Doggies.
606
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,280
- [Managar] We're gonna get
rid of the hotdog parasite
607
00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:47,750
in fifth edition, and I promise you that.
608
00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:48,700
- [Caldwell] It's OP.
609
00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:51,740
- [Adam] Man, my party
wiped one of these once.
610
00:17:51,742 --> 00:17:53,032
(Caldwell chuckles)
611
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,350
- [Caldwell] I do think that
this could legitimately be
612
00:17:55,350 --> 00:17:57,480
a Dungeons and Dragons expansion,
613
00:17:57,480 --> 00:18:00,780
it's just a weird dungeon
where it's only dog monsters.
614
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:01,610
Why not that?
615
00:18:01,613 --> 00:18:03,063
- [Adam] That sounds like a great idea,
616
00:18:03,060 --> 00:18:04,770
but I couldn't kill any of 'em.
617
00:18:04,770 --> 00:18:05,600
- [Caldwell] I know!
618
00:18:05,603 --> 00:18:08,293
- [Adam] I would just
explore and bring food.
619
00:18:08,290 --> 00:18:11,020
- [Managar] Gentlemen,
the crimson flame has lit.
620
00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:11,850
- [Nathan] Okay.
621
00:18:11,853 --> 00:18:13,223
- The time has come for judgment.
622
00:18:13,220 --> 00:18:16,180
Adam, if you could summon the unholy words
623
00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:19,060
to bring Cartoonotron into this realm.
624
00:18:19,060 --> 00:18:21,010
- Uh, hey, Cartoonotron, come here.
625
00:18:21,010 --> 00:18:22,810
Good boy, good boy, very good boy.
626
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:23,700
- [Cartoonotron] Here I come.
627
00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:25,910
Hooray, master, I love you.
628
00:18:25,910 --> 00:18:27,730
I have brought you this big bone.
629
00:18:27,729 --> 00:18:28,559
- Aww.
630
00:18:28,562 --> 00:18:29,942
- [Cartoonotron] And also this dead bird,
631
00:18:29,940 --> 00:18:31,750
and also this dead rat,
632
00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:34,600
and also 700 dead tadpoles.
633
00:18:34,601 --> 00:18:35,431
(chuckling)
634
00:18:35,434 --> 00:18:38,174
I see that you have drawn
some lovely puppies.
635
00:18:38,170 --> 00:18:41,400
- Yeah, we've got sort of
a big order for you today.
636
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,780
We actually did two full drawings.
637
00:18:43,780 --> 00:18:44,810
- [Cartoonotron] Oh, my goodness.
638
00:18:44,810 --> 00:18:48,180
Hold on, I will need to update
my Flash Macromedia player.
639
00:18:48,180 --> 00:18:49,240
- Oh, this can take a minute.
640
00:18:49,241 --> 00:18:52,571
(Cartoonotron grunting)
641
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,140
(Cartoonotron groans)
642
00:18:57,140 --> 00:18:59,060
(Cartoonotron chatters)
643
00:18:59,060 --> 00:19:00,570
- [Cartoonotron] I am two percent done.
644
00:19:00,572 --> 00:19:03,582
(chuckling)
(Cartoonotron babbling)
645
00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:04,880
- I'm just gonna shove the drawings
646
00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:06,410
into his mouth while he's doing this.
647
00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:07,262
(Cartoonotron gagging)
648
00:19:07,263 --> 00:19:08,243
(whirring)
649
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:09,540
- [Cartoonotron] Plug in downloaded,
650
00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:10,990
now preparing cartoon.
651
00:19:10,990 --> 00:19:12,110
- [Nathan] Yay!
652
00:19:12,111 --> 00:19:15,191
(epic fantasy music)
653
00:19:16,481 --> 00:19:17,311
(grunting)
654
00:19:17,314 --> 00:19:18,274
(Nash groans)
655
00:19:18,270 --> 00:19:19,620
- Why did you do that?
656
00:19:19,620 --> 00:19:22,840
It was going to offer us help
in exchange for brine shrimp.
657
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:25,500
- I'm saving my shrimp slots for later.
658
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,020
Also, I hated looking at it.
659
00:19:28,285 --> 00:19:29,265
(False Dog vocalizes)
660
00:19:29,270 --> 00:19:31,500
I use my Orb of Deception.
661
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:33,010
Come on, boy, go get it!
662
00:19:33,007 --> 00:19:34,257
(False Dog vocalizes)
(pants)
663
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:36,370
- Wait a minute, something isn't right.
664
00:19:36,370 --> 00:19:38,250
I cast Detect Nose.
665
00:19:40,519 --> 00:19:42,959
(False Dog groaning)
(grunting)
666
00:19:42,956 --> 00:19:44,106
- Come on! (grunts)
667
00:19:44,110 --> 00:19:45,580
God, it's so wet.
668
00:19:45,577 --> 00:19:48,107
(grunting)
669
00:19:48,105 --> 00:19:48,935
Come on!
670
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:49,768
Get!
671
00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:51,121
(grunts)
672
00:19:51,124 --> 00:19:53,544
(man sighs)
- Ugh, gross.
673
00:19:53,542 --> 00:19:54,542
(beams zapping)
(woman screams)
674
00:19:54,540 --> 00:19:56,440
(man screams)
675
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:57,910
- What, so we're just dead?
676
00:19:57,910 --> 00:20:00,560
- Ugh, this game is so unbalanced.
677
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,670
- Well, if you had given Nash your shrimp,
678
00:20:02,670 --> 00:20:04,720
he would have told you to use the hotdog
679
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:06,740
as a weapon to defeat the Dorb!
680
00:20:06,742 --> 00:20:08,032
- That's stupid.
681
00:20:08,030 --> 00:20:11,550
- Yeah, I don't know
why I bought this game.
682
00:20:11,550 --> 00:20:12,380
- Well,
683
00:20:12,383 --> 00:20:15,513
should we just go back
to practicing witchcraft?
684
00:20:15,510 --> 00:20:16,830
- Yeah, let's do it.
- Yeah, sounds good.
685
00:20:16,830 --> 00:20:18,860
- All right, that was Dungeons and Doggos,
686
00:20:18,860 --> 00:20:20,460
somehow an animated commercial
687
00:20:20,460 --> 00:20:23,920
for an RPG rule set book
that we're publishing.
688
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:26,450
- An RPG or an arf-PG?
689
00:20:26,450 --> 00:20:30,750
- Holy shit, put that
on the back of the book!
690
00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:31,590
That we're making.
691
00:20:31,590 --> 00:20:34,190
- You probably shouldn't start
the presses just yet, boys.
692
00:20:34,193 --> 00:20:35,033
- Oh.
- Oh.
693
00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:36,526
- I hate to break your hearts like this.
694
00:20:36,530 --> 00:20:38,330
You know, Adam the friendly demon,
695
00:20:38,330 --> 00:20:40,530
it'll sound better
coming out of your mouth.
696
00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:41,360
Let 'em know.
697
00:20:41,363 --> 00:20:43,313
- Well, first of all, you've been sued
698
00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:44,590
by Wizards of the Coast.
699
00:20:44,590 --> 00:20:45,420
- Yeah.
- Okay.
700
00:20:45,423 --> 00:20:48,403
- And secondly, this game
is terribly unbalanced.
701
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,670
We're looking at three
dog bosses here, really,
702
00:20:50,670 --> 00:20:52,040
if you look at 'em all together.
703
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:52,870
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
704
00:20:52,873 --> 00:20:53,823
- I enjoy your ingenuity,
705
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:54,930
but I'm afraid it doesn't work
706
00:20:54,930 --> 00:20:56,590
as a finished product.
- Wow.
707
00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:57,420
- All right, well, I guess we gotta do
708
00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:58,863
some more play testing with this one, huh?
709
00:20:58,860 --> 00:20:59,740
- [Adam] Yeah.
710
00:20:59,740 --> 00:21:00,570
(Nathan sighs)
- Darn.
711
00:21:00,573 --> 00:21:02,033
- You know, honestly,
hearing the criticism
712
00:21:02,030 --> 00:21:03,750
coming from you, Adam, it makes sense,
713
00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:05,030
and I accept it.
714
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:05,860
- Yeah!
715
00:21:05,863 --> 00:21:08,043
Still hard to swallow, but I can taste
716
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,970
the mustard of friendship in there.
717
00:21:09,970 --> 00:21:11,820
So does this mean we don't get punished?
718
00:21:11,820 --> 00:21:13,810
- Oh, no, no, you're
definitely getting punished.
719
00:21:13,810 --> 00:21:17,620
Actually, the hell barbecue
is in a couple of hours,
720
00:21:17,620 --> 00:21:19,710
and we're gonna need a lot of hotdogs,
721
00:21:19,710 --> 00:21:23,010
and congratulations, you're
where they're comin' from.
722
00:21:23,010 --> 00:21:23,840
- Ugh.
723
00:21:23,843 --> 00:21:25,363
Adam, thanks for hangin' out with us.
724
00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:27,130
- No problem, happy to be here.
725
00:21:27,130 --> 00:21:28,460
- Bend over boys!
- Oh.
726
00:21:28,460 --> 00:21:30,340
- It's a Polish festival!
(Adam laughs)
727
00:21:30,343 --> 00:21:31,203
- Ugh.
- Ugh.
728
00:21:31,195 --> 00:21:32,025
- [Nathan] They're Just comin' out.
729
00:21:32,028 --> 00:21:33,938
- [Caldwell] Oh, they're
just spillin' out my behind.
730
00:21:33,940 --> 00:21:35,610
Thanks for watching Cartoon Hell,
731
00:21:35,610 --> 00:21:36,700
we're here forever.
(Nathan groans)
732
00:21:36,700 --> 00:21:39,850
I guess we finally found out
where the sausage is made!
733
00:21:39,852 --> 00:21:41,702
(Nathan groans)
It's our butt holes.
54617
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