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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:01,780 ♪ Caldwell and Nathan are two cartoonists ♪ 2 00:00:01,779 --> 00:00:03,449 ♪ They love to draw, but they're not too smart ♪ 3 00:00:03,448 --> 00:00:05,108 ♪ So they sold their souls to the TV devil ♪ 4 00:00:05,109 --> 00:00:07,139 ♪ For a cartoon show that features their art ♪ 5 00:00:07,139 --> 00:00:08,949 ♪ They all shook hands and drank a toast ♪ 6 00:00:08,949 --> 00:00:10,469 ♪ Neither could believe their newfound wealth ♪ 7 00:00:10,469 --> 00:00:12,279 ♪ But then on the way to the studio ♪ 8 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:14,770 ♪ They were both laid out by a hotdog truck ♪ 9 00:00:14,768 --> 00:00:16,168 ♪ Now in a somewhat ironic twist ♪ 10 00:00:16,168 --> 00:00:18,178 ♪ They're in hell forever, and, hey, get this ♪ 11 00:00:18,179 --> 00:00:19,799 ♪ They gotta make a show that think is gonna sell ♪ 12 00:00:19,799 --> 00:00:21,749 ♪ If they ever wanna get out of Cartoon Hell ♪ 13 00:00:21,749 --> 00:00:24,309 (rumbling) 14 00:00:24,310 --> 00:00:26,180 - Hoo, Nathan, it's a late one. 15 00:00:26,180 --> 00:00:27,760 - Yeah, it feels late. 16 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:29,410 I know it's impossible to tell 17 00:00:29,410 --> 00:00:30,540 what time it is down here, 18 00:00:30,540 --> 00:00:31,900 but it does feel late. 19 00:00:31,900 --> 00:00:33,510 - Like, I can't see a moon, 20 00:00:33,510 --> 00:00:35,400 but every time I turn my head around, 21 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:37,270 I feel like there's a moon there. 22 00:00:37,270 --> 00:00:39,810 - Yeah, that sort of phantom moon syndrome 23 00:00:39,810 --> 00:00:40,840 you get down here, yeah. 24 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:43,910 - Yeah, (snickers) PMS (chuckling) it's called. 25 00:00:43,909 --> 00:00:45,329 (laughing) 26 00:00:45,326 --> 00:00:47,156 - That's what that stands for down here. 27 00:00:47,160 --> 00:00:48,150 - Ah, every month. 28 00:00:48,147 --> 00:00:48,977 (chuckling) 29 00:00:48,980 --> 00:00:50,370 Every lunar month. 30 00:00:50,370 --> 00:00:51,200 - God dammit. 31 00:00:51,203 --> 00:00:52,323 (Caldwell chuckles) - Yup. 32 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:53,930 - All right, okay, okay. 33 00:00:53,930 --> 00:00:55,690 Enough chit chat, you twos. 34 00:00:55,690 --> 00:00:58,280 Listen, I need you guys to really deliver this week. 35 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:01,380 My old roommate is visiting and I need him to, 36 00:01:01,380 --> 00:01:03,100 you know, like any of your old friends 37 00:01:03,100 --> 00:01:04,280 when they come to visit you, 38 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:06,950 you gotta make 'em seem like your life is working. 39 00:01:06,950 --> 00:01:08,490 Like, if you could just make it seem 40 00:01:08,490 --> 00:01:11,100 like I have definitely not just been repeating 41 00:01:11,100 --> 00:01:13,970 the same destructive patterns for the past year, 42 00:01:13,970 --> 00:01:15,470 that would be fantastic. (Nathan chuckles) 43 00:01:15,470 --> 00:01:16,300 - Can do. 44 00:01:16,303 --> 00:01:17,723 Who's your roommate? We'd love to meet them. 45 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:20,630 - He's kind of a big man on campus around these parts, 46 00:01:20,630 --> 00:01:22,720 one of the special elites. - Ooh. 47 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:24,160 - You know what, I'm just gonna summon him 48 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:26,050 using his ancient jingle. 49 00:01:26,053 --> 00:01:26,893 (clears throat) 50 00:01:26,886 --> 00:01:28,446 ♪ He's your best friend ♪ 51 00:01:28,454 --> 00:01:29,884 ♪ And he's mine ♪ 52 00:01:29,876 --> 00:01:32,446 ♪ Givin' out smiles all the time ♪ 53 00:01:32,446 --> 00:01:35,066 ♪ It's Adam the friendly demon ♪ 54 00:01:35,065 --> 00:01:36,305 - (gasps) Adam! 55 00:01:36,310 --> 00:01:37,270 - Hello! 56 00:01:37,270 --> 00:01:38,190 - Whoa! 57 00:01:38,190 --> 00:01:39,020 - Hi! 58 00:01:39,023 --> 00:01:39,913 - Oh my gosh! 59 00:01:39,910 --> 00:01:41,210 - Nice to meet everybody. 60 00:01:41,210 --> 00:01:43,810 - So we have jingled, so it has become. 61 00:01:43,810 --> 00:01:46,920 - Oh, man, it's such a bummer I never get to hear the jingle 62 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:48,880 'cause I'm only summoned after it's sung, 63 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:51,920 'cause you sing so well, Managar. 64 00:01:51,924 --> 00:01:52,764 - Aww. 65 00:01:52,757 --> 00:01:54,217 - Yeah, Managar has a beautiful voice. 66 00:01:54,220 --> 00:01:56,640 - Ironically, it is the voice of an angel. 67 00:01:56,641 --> 00:01:57,471 (Nathan laughs) 68 00:01:57,474 --> 00:01:59,004 - Well, Adam, do you wanna chill with us 69 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,270 while we draw today? 70 00:02:00,270 --> 00:02:02,780 We're hard at work fulfilling Managar's dreams. 71 00:02:02,780 --> 00:02:05,360 He's on the up and up, he's a very busy demon. 72 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:07,470 - You know what, that sounds like a hoot and a half, 73 00:02:07,470 --> 00:02:08,300 and I'll do it. 74 00:02:08,303 --> 00:02:09,143 - All right! - Awesome. 75 00:02:09,136 --> 00:02:11,196 - Managar, do you have an idea for us? 76 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:15,430 - Shawn F. says, "Dogs but bad." 77 00:02:15,432 --> 00:02:16,272 - Ooh. (Caldwell laughs) 78 00:02:16,272 --> 00:02:17,722 - Ooh. 79 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:18,570 - Dogs but bad. 80 00:02:18,570 --> 00:02:20,200 - I like the way Sean F. thinks. 81 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:22,680 - Yeah, 'cause dogs, dogs are pretty good. 82 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:24,480 - Universally, I'd say. - Yeah. 83 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:25,840 - There's no dogs in hell. 84 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:27,930 I mean, we know for a fact they all go to heaven. 85 00:02:27,930 --> 00:02:29,530 - Yeah. (Caldwell chuckles) 86 00:02:29,530 --> 00:02:32,690 So I think what I'm gonna do to make a bad dog 87 00:02:32,690 --> 00:02:36,270 is I'm just gonna sorta rough in a regular dog to start. 88 00:02:36,270 --> 00:02:37,100 - [Caldwell] Okay, yeah. 89 00:02:37,103 --> 00:02:38,503 - [Nathan] And then we're just gonna try 90 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:41,280 and see how we can mess it up. 91 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:42,920 - [Caldwell] Yeah, Nathan, do you wanna do 92 00:02:42,920 --> 00:02:46,090 kind of like the Super Mario 64 intro 93 00:02:46,090 --> 00:02:47,880 where we've just got a nice dog face, 94 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:50,040 and then we can kind of stretch it, manipulate it? 95 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:51,700 - [Nathan] I think that's the way to go. 96 00:02:51,700 --> 00:02:52,530 - [Caldwell] Okay. 97 00:02:52,533 --> 00:02:53,513 - [Nathan] Just real quick, we're gonna get 98 00:02:53,510 --> 00:02:54,590 a good little pooch in here. 99 00:02:54,593 --> 00:02:56,203 - [Caldwell] Yeah, a little standard doggo. 100 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:58,320 - [Managar] Got them floppy, friendly ears. 101 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:01,340 Proof of mankind's domination of the species. 102 00:03:01,340 --> 00:03:02,910 - Mm-hmm. - He's a cutie pie. 103 00:03:02,910 --> 00:03:04,210 - [Nathan] How we feelin' about this, Adam? 104 00:03:04,210 --> 00:03:05,520 Do you approve? - I like it. 105 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:07,350 I think the eyes are so beady 106 00:03:07,350 --> 00:03:09,180 and it makes him look a little dumb. 107 00:03:09,180 --> 00:03:12,260 I would like to make him look a little more intelligent. 108 00:03:12,260 --> 00:03:14,530 - [Caldwell] Okay, so more intelligence in the eyes, 109 00:03:14,530 --> 00:03:15,430 and I think that is, 110 00:03:15,430 --> 00:03:17,720 'cause a lot of what people like about dogs 111 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:19,080 is they're sort of too dumb 112 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:20,320 to be judgey. - Mm-hmm. 113 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:23,490 - [Adam] No, no, dogs have emotional intelligence. 114 00:03:23,490 --> 00:03:24,760 - [Caldwell] Oh, that's true, they're empathetic. 115 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:26,100 - [Adam] Yeah, there you go. 116 00:03:26,100 --> 00:03:26,930 - [Caldwell] Oh, okay. 117 00:03:26,933 --> 00:03:28,913 - [Adam] He can see deep into your heart. 118 00:03:28,910 --> 00:03:31,280 No, (chuckles) that eyebrow's too scary! 119 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:32,110 - [Caldwell] Oh, no! 120 00:03:32,113 --> 00:03:33,703 - Okay, so we don't, you don't want this dog 121 00:03:33,700 --> 00:03:34,870 to be scary bad. 122 00:03:34,870 --> 00:03:36,010 - No, no, intelligent. 123 00:03:36,010 --> 00:03:38,530 - Okay, okay. - Yeah, there we go. 124 00:03:38,530 --> 00:03:41,030 - So here was my thinking-- - Okay. 125 00:03:41,030 --> 00:03:43,840 - [Nathan] Of just a way to make dogs a little worse. 126 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:44,930 - [Caldwell] Little worse, sure. 127 00:03:44,930 --> 00:03:46,970 - [Nathan] They got these nice sort of dog mouths. 128 00:03:46,970 --> 00:03:47,990 - [Caldwell] They got them muzzles. 129 00:03:47,990 --> 00:03:49,360 - [Nathan] What if, 130 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:50,900 what if they just had people teeth? 131 00:03:50,899 --> 00:03:52,899 (Caldwell and Adam laughing) 132 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:55,749 - [Caldwell] Nathan, his is like if Frasier was a cartoon 133 00:03:55,750 --> 00:03:56,960 and their dog could talk. 134 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:57,950 (Adam chuckles) 135 00:03:57,950 --> 00:03:59,850 - That would be great, I would watch that show. 136 00:03:59,851 --> 00:04:00,881 (laughs) 137 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:03,070 - Another fine mess we're in, Frasier! 138 00:04:03,070 --> 00:04:05,980 So Nathan, I love this beautiful mouth. 139 00:04:05,980 --> 00:04:07,480 What about the nose, though? 140 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:09,660 - [Nathan] Yeah, Adam, do you have any preference 141 00:04:09,660 --> 00:04:12,190 for a nose that really you think would be 142 00:04:12,190 --> 00:04:13,650 unpleasant on a dog? 143 00:04:13,649 --> 00:04:15,399 - Oh-- - My first thought is beak. 144 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:16,640 - [Adam] Unpleasant things, yeah, 145 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:19,100 I like Caldwell's suggestion, a beak. 146 00:04:19,100 --> 00:04:21,060 - [Nathan] A beak, so a beak and teeth. 147 00:04:21,060 --> 00:04:22,220 That's a great combo. 148 00:04:22,219 --> 00:04:23,869 (Caldwell laughs) - Yeah. 149 00:04:23,870 --> 00:04:25,700 - [Caldwell] Normally, it's one or the other. (chuckles) 150 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:26,700 - [Nathan] So here we go. 151 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:28,640 - [Adam] This really successfully makes the dog 152 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:30,650 sharp in a lot of ways 153 00:04:30,650 --> 00:04:32,710 that you don't want a dog to be sharp. 154 00:04:32,707 --> 00:04:34,787 - [Caldwell] (chuckles) This is my beakle. 155 00:04:34,793 --> 00:04:37,683 - [Managar] This is a dog of prey you're building right now. 156 00:04:37,675 --> 00:04:38,505 (chuckling) - Yeah. 157 00:04:38,508 --> 00:04:39,638 - [Caldwell] We are making the dog bad, 158 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:42,700 but we're also fucking optimizing this dog. (chuckles) 159 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:45,300 - [Nathan] Yeah, so I guess it should have talons, right? 160 00:04:45,300 --> 00:04:46,140 - [Caldwell] Absolutely. 161 00:04:46,140 --> 00:04:48,090 This dog is kind of like badass now. 162 00:04:48,094 --> 00:04:51,094 It's transferred over into mythical territory. 163 00:04:51,090 --> 00:04:53,350 - [Nathan] Okay, so that's got bad in the name, 164 00:04:53,350 --> 00:04:54,180 so that's kinda good. 165 00:04:54,183 --> 00:04:55,073 - [Caldwell] Yeah, yeah, yeah. 166 00:04:55,070 --> 00:04:56,820 - [Adam] It's interesting, because things with beaks, 167 00:04:56,820 --> 00:04:58,610 as a rule, don't have teeth. 168 00:04:58,610 --> 00:04:59,990 - [Nathan] Yeah, that's what I was saying. 169 00:04:59,990 --> 00:05:01,820 So I think it's too much now. 170 00:05:01,820 --> 00:05:03,670 - [Caldwell] Yeah, is there one more form of tooth 171 00:05:03,670 --> 00:05:05,440 we can get in there somehow? 172 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:07,080 - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! - Yeah, yeah? 173 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:09,290 - It could have baleen like a blue whale. 174 00:05:09,294 --> 00:05:11,104 (Caldwell laughs) 175 00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:12,890 - Nathan, give that dog a baleen! 176 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:14,820 - [Nathan] I don't, okay. 177 00:05:14,820 --> 00:05:16,130 - [Adam] Do you know what it looks like? 178 00:05:16,130 --> 00:05:17,560 - [Nathan] It's just sort of like they open 179 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:18,760 their mouth real big. 180 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:20,800 - [Adam] It's like they have super tall, 181 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:22,750 very thin teeth, like combs, 182 00:05:22,750 --> 00:05:24,660 like they have two very long combs 183 00:05:24,660 --> 00:05:26,480 coming from their top and bottom jaw 184 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:28,800 that they use to filter out brine shrimp. 185 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:30,400 - [Caldwell] Oh, yup, you're on the right path. 186 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:31,950 - [Adam] This dog is a filter feeder. 187 00:05:31,950 --> 00:05:33,370 - [Nathan] But he does still have the teeth. 188 00:05:33,370 --> 00:05:35,480 - [Adam] No, no, no teeth, he has baleen. 189 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:36,600 - [Nathan] Okay, so that's instead 190 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:37,430 of the teeth. - Yeah. 191 00:05:37,433 --> 00:05:39,503 - [Caldwell] I would say he's still got the top teeth, 192 00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:42,210 but the bottom row is fully baleen now. 193 00:05:42,213 --> 00:05:43,643 - [Nathan] I don't know if that's how that works, 194 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:44,930 but it's like this, right? 195 00:05:44,930 --> 00:05:46,450 It's just sort of like a large-- 196 00:05:46,450 --> 00:05:48,620 - [Adam] Yes, yes, baleen, that's baleen! 197 00:05:48,619 --> 00:05:49,449 (Nathan chuckles) 198 00:05:49,452 --> 00:05:50,662 - [Caldwell] Oh, that's a mean baleen. 199 00:05:50,660 --> 00:05:53,060 I just wanted to get as many forms of mastication 200 00:05:53,060 --> 00:05:54,670 on this pup as possible, 201 00:05:54,670 --> 00:05:56,990 and we're at three now, and I think that's really sweet. 202 00:05:56,990 --> 00:05:59,550 - He swims through the ocean and he picks up brine shrimp. 203 00:05:59,554 --> 00:06:00,604 (Caldwell laughs) 204 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:02,360 - Okay, boy, go get some shrimp! (chuckles) 205 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:04,300 - [Nathan] I think these floppy ears, though, 206 00:06:04,300 --> 00:06:06,730 are still making this dog too lovable. 207 00:06:06,730 --> 00:06:08,360 - [Caldwell] Well, wouldn't those just be fins now? 208 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:10,140 - [Nathan] Yeah, so I think they're just fins. 209 00:06:10,140 --> 00:06:11,400 - [Caldwell] He's perfect. 210 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:13,680 He does look like Dobby and a hippogriff 211 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:17,740 got into Jeff Goldblum transporter machine, 212 00:06:17,740 --> 00:06:18,570 and I hate it. 213 00:06:18,573 --> 00:06:20,313 - [Adam] I just keep losing myself in the mouth 214 00:06:20,310 --> 00:06:21,930 trying to see which part is, 215 00:06:21,930 --> 00:06:24,360 which of the three jaws is the real jaw. 216 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:26,110 - [Caldwell] I also think that if threatened, 217 00:06:26,110 --> 00:06:28,450 it could divide its jaw into three parts 218 00:06:28,450 --> 00:06:30,140 like the vampires in Blade 2. 219 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:31,920 - [Nathan] This dog needs a name. 220 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:33,300 - [Caldwell] This dog does need a name. 221 00:06:33,300 --> 00:06:36,160 - How do you guys feel about Nash? 222 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:37,450 - Oh, I like Nash. - Ooh. 223 00:06:37,450 --> 00:06:38,320 That's badass. 224 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:39,170 - [Nathan] Yeah. 225 00:06:39,170 --> 00:06:41,070 He's splashin' up out of the water. 226 00:06:41,070 --> 00:06:42,180 - [Caldwell] Here he comes! 227 00:06:42,180 --> 00:06:44,770 This is Flipper for a new generation. 228 00:06:44,770 --> 00:06:46,330 Is it capable of flight, Nathan, 229 00:06:46,330 --> 00:06:48,490 or is that beak just totally out of nowhere? 230 00:06:48,490 --> 00:06:51,190 - [Nathan] I think they look like they're flyin' underwater. 231 00:06:51,190 --> 00:06:52,610 - [Caldwell] Oh, absolutely. 232 00:06:52,610 --> 00:06:54,190 - [Nathan] I've taken enough time. 233 00:06:54,190 --> 00:06:56,640 - [Caldwell] Yeah, I wanna mess up a dog, too, please. 234 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:58,040 - Can you mess up a dog, please? 235 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:00,230 - I wanna ruin a canine. 236 00:07:00,230 --> 00:07:03,010 I think I wanna take a more extreme approach right up top. 237 00:07:03,010 --> 00:07:04,870 - [Nathan] You're not gonna start with that base pooch. 238 00:07:04,870 --> 00:07:07,020 - [Caldwell] No, the only thing I am gonna borrow 239 00:07:07,020 --> 00:07:09,590 is those extremely dead-looking human eyes. 240 00:07:09,590 --> 00:07:10,760 - [Nathan] It's a good standard 241 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:12,390 for making things unsettling. 242 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:13,270 - [Caldwell] I would say. 243 00:07:13,270 --> 00:07:15,500 - [Adam] Could you make them look like my mother's eyes? 244 00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:16,860 - [Caldwell] Oh, yes, absolutely. 245 00:07:16,860 --> 00:07:18,110 What color were your mother's eyes? 246 00:07:18,112 --> 00:07:19,442 - [Adam] (chuckles) Red. 247 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:20,750 - [Caldwell] Now your mother was a demon, so-- 248 00:07:20,750 --> 00:07:21,760 - [Adam] But very loving. 249 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:23,700 - [Nathan] And how many eyes did your mother have? 250 00:07:23,700 --> 00:07:25,740 - [Adam] Uh, (chuckles) two and a half. 251 00:07:25,740 --> 00:07:27,100 - Oh! - Two and a half! 252 00:07:27,100 --> 00:07:29,960 - [Adam] I say half because one was lidless, 253 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:33,270 and you could only see it if you closed your eyes, 254 00:07:33,270 --> 00:07:35,840 at which point it would stare right into your mind. 255 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:37,030 - [Nathan] One of those dream eyes. 256 00:07:37,030 --> 00:07:38,120 - There you go. - Absolutely. 257 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:39,630 All right yeah, and-- - That's mommy. 258 00:07:39,630 --> 00:07:41,430 - [Caldwell] I imagine it's constantly aflame. 259 00:07:41,430 --> 00:07:42,360 - [Adam] That's my mommy! 260 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:43,440 - [Caldwell] (chuckles) Here she is! 261 00:07:43,439 --> 00:07:45,539 - Oh, mommy! - She's coming. 262 00:07:45,540 --> 00:07:46,370 - I miss you so! 263 00:07:47,748 --> 00:07:48,578 (Nathan chuckles) 264 00:07:48,581 --> 00:07:50,811 - [Nathan] That's so sweet, a demon that loves their mom 265 00:07:50,810 --> 00:07:52,970 is just, it's refreshing, honestly. 266 00:07:52,970 --> 00:07:55,780 I'm getting some Neverending Story vibes. 267 00:07:55,780 --> 00:07:56,650 - [Caldwell] Yeah! 268 00:07:56,650 --> 00:07:59,840 Kind of a Falkor vibe, if you will. 269 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:02,050 Should I give it maybe kind of a scruffy chin, 270 00:08:02,050 --> 00:08:03,460 like a luck dragon would have? 271 00:08:03,460 --> 00:08:04,300 - Yeah. - Ohh. 272 00:08:04,300 --> 00:08:05,750 - [Caldwell] Yeah, there we go. 273 00:08:05,750 --> 00:08:07,760 - [Nathan] Okay, I mean, this is pretty good. 274 00:08:07,759 --> 00:08:08,589 - [Adam] Mm-hmm. 275 00:08:08,592 --> 00:08:10,532 - [Nathan] I'm not seeing anything bad about this dog. 276 00:08:10,530 --> 00:08:13,050 This seems like a mystical, a powerful dog. 277 00:08:13,053 --> 00:08:15,493 - [Managar] This isn't as much of a bad dog 278 00:08:15,490 --> 00:08:18,440 as it is a passable Undertale OC at the moment. 279 00:08:18,439 --> 00:08:19,609 (Adam and Nathan laughing) 280 00:08:19,609 --> 00:08:20,469 - [Caldwell] You know what, Nathan, I'll just take it 281 00:08:20,470 --> 00:08:21,830 a step further-- - Uh-huh. 282 00:08:21,830 --> 00:08:23,280 - [Caldwell] In the direction you were headed, 283 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:25,550 and I'm just gonna go ahead and give it some human ears, 284 00:08:25,550 --> 00:08:27,450 how 'bout that? - Okay, good. 285 00:08:27,450 --> 00:08:29,150 - [Managar] No, those are the worst kinda ears! 286 00:08:29,150 --> 00:08:30,780 - [Caldwell] They're really miserable. 287 00:08:30,780 --> 00:08:33,370 Now it did take a turn into Rafiki country. 288 00:08:33,370 --> 00:08:35,270 - [Adam] (chuckles) Yeah, looks like a little monkey. 289 00:08:35,269 --> 00:08:36,159 (Nathan chuckles) 290 00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:37,840 - [Caldwell] All right, I think I'm gonna just go ahead 291 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:40,010 and continue on this dark path. 292 00:08:40,010 --> 00:08:41,900 Let's just go ahead and give it a human body, huh? 293 00:08:41,900 --> 00:08:42,920 - Uh-- - Huh? 294 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:44,980 Huh? - Just like a person's body? 295 00:08:44,980 --> 00:08:46,860 - Yeah, but crouched like a dog. 296 00:08:46,856 --> 00:08:47,686 - [Nathan] Ugh. 297 00:08:47,689 --> 00:08:48,519 - [Adam] They should be nude. 298 00:08:48,522 --> 00:08:49,472 - They are. - Okay, great. 299 00:08:49,470 --> 00:08:52,700 - [Nathan] So this is a person playing dress up as a dog? 300 00:08:52,697 --> 00:08:54,197 - [Caldwell] Nn, I don't even think that. 301 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,030 - [Nathan] Oh, okay. 302 00:08:55,033 --> 00:08:56,593 - [Caldwell] I think that this is dog but spelled 303 00:08:56,590 --> 00:08:59,740 like D-O-H-G-G. 304 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:00,570 - [Nathan] Uh-huh. 305 00:09:00,573 --> 00:09:02,243 - [Managar] You've accidentally created something 306 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:05,920 that I think I've seen in a medieval illuminated manuscript. 307 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:06,960 - Yeah. - Yes. 308 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:09,330 - [Nathan] This looks, like, very medieval, Caldwell. 309 00:09:09,330 --> 00:09:10,880 - [Caldwell] That's what we've done here is this is 310 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:13,290 what people thought dogs looked like 311 00:09:13,290 --> 00:09:14,880 before they discovered them. 312 00:09:14,884 --> 00:09:15,724 (Managar chuckles) 313 00:09:15,717 --> 00:09:18,387 - [Nathan] So we've got Nash, Nash and Dohgg. 314 00:09:18,390 --> 00:09:19,370 - [Caldwell] Mm-hmm. (chuckles) 315 00:09:19,370 --> 00:09:22,840 - [Nathan] We've definitely ruined dogs visually. 316 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:23,670 - [Caldwell] Pretty good, I would say. 317 00:09:23,673 --> 00:09:26,063 - [Nathan] But I think that even-- 318 00:09:26,060 --> 00:09:27,940 - [Caldwell] So you think that Dohgg is like a real jerk. 319 00:09:27,940 --> 00:09:29,440 - [Nathan] Or maybe just like real, 320 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:30,800 real two-faced. - Mm-hmm. 321 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:32,530 - [Adam] Two-faced like maybe he's wearing 322 00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:34,550 a baseball cap on his butt, 323 00:09:34,550 --> 00:09:36,890 and then he has like a smile drawn on his butt 324 00:09:36,890 --> 00:09:38,050 so it looks like a face. 325 00:09:38,050 --> 00:09:39,100 - [Caldwell] I think absolutely, 326 00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:41,960 and we talked about baboons briefly before, 327 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:43,620 so I do think I wanna make it kind of like 328 00:09:43,620 --> 00:09:44,860 a big, bright red butt. 329 00:09:44,862 --> 00:09:46,302 - [Adam] (chuckling) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 330 00:09:46,300 --> 00:09:48,040 - [Nathan] It's got a nice twist going. 331 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:48,870 - [Caldwell] Mm-hmm. (chuckles) 332 00:09:48,873 --> 00:09:50,893 - [Managar] Caldwell, nobody in the business 333 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:53,970 does groin angles as good as you. 334 00:09:53,970 --> 00:09:55,730 You truly are the best in the business. 335 00:09:55,730 --> 00:09:58,260 - [Caldwell] I trained on a mountaintop for years 336 00:09:58,260 --> 00:09:59,390 to perfect this art. 337 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:02,190 - If I were him, I would stick a hotdog in my butt 338 00:10:02,190 --> 00:10:03,980 to be the nose. 339 00:10:03,980 --> 00:10:05,670 - Yup, that's what he does! 340 00:10:05,670 --> 00:10:06,610 (Nathan laughs) 341 00:10:06,611 --> 00:10:07,521 - [Nathan] That's a good bit. 342 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:08,420 That's a fun, good bit. 343 00:10:08,422 --> 00:10:09,372 - [Adam] (chuckling) Yeah, exactly. 344 00:10:09,370 --> 00:10:10,310 There you go! 345 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:12,130 - [Caldwell] It should probably be higher up, huh? 346 00:10:12,130 --> 00:10:14,040 - [Adam] And it's really good 'cause it's diversionary 347 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:15,890 when a predator comes. - Yeah. 348 00:10:15,890 --> 00:10:17,870 - [Adam] They get confused, they think that's the head, 349 00:10:17,870 --> 00:10:20,380 and they instead bite Dohgg in the butt. 350 00:10:20,380 --> 00:10:22,070 - [Caldwell] It really just looks like a little 351 00:10:22,070 --> 00:10:24,990 halfway-out poopy. 352 00:10:24,990 --> 00:10:26,810 - [Adam] No, but he knows it's a hotdog. 353 00:10:26,810 --> 00:10:28,300 Oh, this is so good! (laughs) 354 00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:29,520 - [Nathan] You know what? 355 00:10:29,517 --> 00:10:31,147 I like Dohgg better now. - Uh-huh. 356 00:10:31,150 --> 00:10:33,410 - [Nathan] It's like, oh, Dohgg's a jokester. 357 00:10:33,414 --> 00:10:35,734 (chuckles) Dohgg knows a good, fun butt bit. 358 00:10:35,734 --> 00:10:36,574 (Adam sighs and chuckles) 359 00:10:36,567 --> 00:10:37,927 - Why are you guys in hell again? 360 00:10:37,930 --> 00:10:38,940 This is divine. 361 00:10:38,941 --> 00:10:39,871 (Nathan and Caldwell chuckling) 362 00:10:39,870 --> 00:10:41,350 - Just get like a little wiggle goin' there. 363 00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:42,490 - [Adam] Yeah, yeah, yeah! 364 00:10:42,490 --> 00:10:43,640 He waves it around! 365 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:44,640 - [Caldwell] Oh, absolutely. 366 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:46,260 - [Adam] So he can make the nose waggle. 367 00:10:46,260 --> 00:10:48,010 - [Caldwell] Now I do think that we've stepped 368 00:10:48,010 --> 00:10:50,280 away from dog territory-- - Uh-huh. 369 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:52,310 - [Caldwell] And right into, I would say, 370 00:10:52,310 --> 00:10:54,640 kind of just mythological beings. 371 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:55,470 - [Nathan] Yeah. 372 00:10:55,473 --> 00:10:56,593 - [Caldwell] Guys, you know what probably happened 373 00:10:56,590 --> 00:10:59,520 is that Zeus, or Thoth, or one of the elder deities 374 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:01,040 just had sex with a dog 375 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:02,520 and then this was the result. 376 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:04,590 - This looks like something from the original 377 00:11:04,590 --> 00:11:07,050 D&D Monster Manual 378 00:11:07,050 --> 00:11:08,760 before the Christians got mad at them 379 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:10,970 and made them take out all the good stuff. 380 00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:13,760 This is what Gary Gygax originally had in mind. 381 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,310 - [Caldwell] This is a False Dog. 382 00:11:15,313 --> 00:11:16,803 (Managar and Adam laughing) 383 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:18,340 From version two. 384 00:11:18,340 --> 00:11:21,020 - [Nathan] The big reveal in the show is when it turns out 385 00:11:21,020 --> 00:11:23,190 that the butt face is it's actual face. 386 00:11:23,190 --> 00:11:24,610 - Oh, yeah. - Ho-ho! 387 00:11:24,607 --> 00:11:26,447 - [Nathan] And the face that you drew first 388 00:11:26,450 --> 00:11:28,380 is just drawn on it's butt. 389 00:11:28,380 --> 00:11:29,860 - [Adam] It's doubly false! 390 00:11:29,860 --> 00:11:31,100 - [Managar] No, but here's the thing, 391 00:11:31,100 --> 00:11:34,610 the hotdog face can only tell the truth, 392 00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:37,170 but the monkey face can only tell lies. 393 00:11:37,170 --> 00:11:38,090 - [Caldwell] And it can't speak, 394 00:11:38,090 --> 00:11:39,740 so it's really hard to understand. (chuckles) 395 00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:40,690 - [Adam] Yeah. 396 00:11:40,691 --> 00:11:41,581 - [Caldwell] You know what, we have not done 397 00:11:41,580 --> 00:11:44,460 an RPG manual as our cartoon yet, so-- 398 00:11:44,460 --> 00:11:45,290 - [Nathan] That'll be good. 399 00:11:45,293 --> 00:11:46,983 - [Caldwell] I think what this is, Nathan, 400 00:11:46,980 --> 00:11:49,410 is this is Dogs and Dungeons, 401 00:11:49,410 --> 00:11:50,820 and this is like maybe we're doing 402 00:11:50,820 --> 00:11:55,090 the commercial for the release of our new tabletop RPG. 403 00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:56,590 - [Nathan] You know, we've tried everything else, 404 00:11:56,590 --> 00:11:57,760 why not push the envelope? 405 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,150 Why not break form a little bit? 406 00:11:59,150 --> 00:12:00,060 - [Caldwell] Exactly. 407 00:12:00,060 --> 00:12:02,740 So should we design one more False Dog? 408 00:12:02,740 --> 00:12:05,160 - [Nathan] Yeah, I think an even falser dog, 409 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:06,360 an even wronger dog. 410 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:09,040 - This one paralyzes you with its gaze. 411 00:12:09,038 --> 00:12:10,128 (Caldwell and Nathan laughing) 412 00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:11,650 - [Caldwell] I'm gonna just put some skulls 413 00:12:11,650 --> 00:12:12,710 by its feet. (chuckles) 414 00:12:12,710 --> 00:12:14,340 - If you pull out the hotdog, 415 00:12:14,340 --> 00:12:16,260 the whole thing just falls apart. 416 00:12:16,262 --> 00:12:17,832 (laughing) 417 00:12:17,828 --> 00:12:19,808 It's just the whole body collapses 418 00:12:19,810 --> 00:12:21,130 in a pile of limbs. 419 00:12:21,130 --> 00:12:22,810 - [Nathan] Well, yeah, the clue's right in the name, 420 00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:26,480 it's dog, you have to find the true dog on the False Dog. 421 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:27,960 - [Adam] Oh, yeah! 422 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:29,500 - [Caldwell] You've solved my dog puzzle. 423 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:30,329 (Nathan chuckles) 424 00:12:30,332 --> 00:12:31,722 - [Adam] Do you guys think the hotdog 425 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:33,410 goes all the way through the body 426 00:12:33,410 --> 00:12:35,230 and comes out the other end as the tongue? 427 00:12:35,230 --> 00:12:36,900 - Ohh! - Holy shit. 428 00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:38,650 - I didn't before, 429 00:12:38,650 --> 00:12:40,580 but I absolutely do now! 430 00:12:40,578 --> 00:12:41,628 (Adam laughs) - Yes! 431 00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:43,546 Mm-hmm! 432 00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:45,104 (Nathan laughing) - No! (chuckles) 433 00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:46,670 No, it's horrible. 434 00:12:46,670 --> 00:12:47,840 - [Caldwell] It's beautiful. 435 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:49,510 - [Managar] I'm just gonna go ahead and demand 436 00:12:49,510 --> 00:12:52,580 that you cease giving this wretched creature form. 437 00:12:52,583 --> 00:12:53,423 - [Caldwell] Uh-huh? 438 00:12:53,416 --> 00:12:54,246 - [Managar] Can we just go ahead and do that? 439 00:12:54,249 --> 00:12:55,449 - [Nathan] Hold on, Caldwell's drawing 440 00:12:55,450 --> 00:12:57,290 some sort of treasure chest, okay. 441 00:12:57,290 --> 00:12:58,460 - [Caldwell] Yeah, and guess what, 442 00:12:58,460 --> 00:13:00,130 it is just Ball Park Franks. 443 00:13:00,130 --> 00:13:02,670 - [Nathan] Caldwell, can you pull up the Nash I drew 444 00:13:02,670 --> 00:13:04,130 and make it very small, 445 00:13:04,130 --> 00:13:06,230 just sort of floating in the background? 446 00:13:06,230 --> 00:13:07,060 - Here it comes. 447 00:13:07,063 --> 00:13:08,653 - Your party encounters-- 448 00:13:08,645 --> 00:13:09,535 (Caldwell laughs) 449 00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:10,790 - A dog pile. 450 00:13:10,785 --> 00:13:12,155 - (laughing) A dog pile. 451 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:13,260 - [Caldwell] I don't know why it floats, 452 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:14,560 but it sure as hell does. 453 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:15,790 There's like a lake back here. 454 00:13:15,790 --> 00:13:17,160 - Yeah, it's just jumping. - Mm-hmm. 455 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:18,560 - [Nathan] You've caught it mid-splash. 456 00:13:18,563 --> 00:13:19,403 (Caldwell chuckles) 457 00:13:19,396 --> 00:13:21,076 I think mine does talk. - Yeah. 458 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:23,050 - [Nathan] At least I imagined that Nash talks, 459 00:13:23,050 --> 00:13:25,280 and he just says, like, "Beware!" 460 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:27,210 - [Caldwell] He talks but he keeps having 461 00:13:27,210 --> 00:13:28,230 to jump out of the water, 462 00:13:28,230 --> 00:13:30,520 so he can only say a couple words at a time. 463 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,170 - [Nathan] Yeah, it's like, you have come to the-- 464 00:13:32,174 --> 00:13:33,014 (mimics splashing) 465 00:13:33,007 --> 00:13:34,337 You must solve the riddle of the (blubs)-- 466 00:13:34,340 --> 00:13:35,520 - [Caldwell] The hotdog goes all the way 467 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:36,540 through his (mimics splashing)! 468 00:13:36,540 --> 00:13:38,180 If this is Dungeons and Dogs, 469 00:13:38,180 --> 00:13:39,980 then maybe there's like a dog defender, 470 00:13:39,980 --> 00:13:43,050 or some sort of dog dragon or dog boss 471 00:13:43,050 --> 00:13:44,320 that rules over them all. - Okay. 472 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:45,220 A boss dog. 473 00:13:45,220 --> 00:13:46,760 - Yes, a boss dog. 474 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:49,160 Let's go ahead and draw the final boss dog 475 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:50,930 for this weird dungeon. (chuckles) 476 00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:53,720 - Yes, okay, so we're starting off with, 477 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:55,550 oh, it's like a cyclops dog. 478 00:13:55,550 --> 00:13:56,380 - [Caldwell] Yeah. 479 00:13:56,383 --> 00:13:58,803 I was thinking about classic Dungeons and Dragons, 480 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:00,860 and I think we need to with like a dog Beholder, 481 00:14:00,860 --> 00:14:02,810 some sort of dog orb or dorb. 482 00:14:02,810 --> 00:14:03,820 - A dorb! 483 00:14:03,815 --> 00:14:05,095 It's adorbable! - Adorbable! 484 00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:05,930 Jinx! 485 00:14:05,933 --> 00:14:07,333 By the laws of hell, we are jinxed. 486 00:14:07,330 --> 00:14:08,160 - Oh, my gosh. 487 00:14:08,163 --> 00:14:09,543 What are the laws of jinx in hell? 488 00:14:09,540 --> 00:14:10,500 - You owe me a Coke, 489 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,860 and also I can slowly eat your genitals, 490 00:14:12,860 --> 00:14:15,380 but guess what, I'm gonna choose not to today. 491 00:14:15,380 --> 00:14:16,800 - [Nathan] Aww, that's the nicest thing 492 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,400 any demon's ever said to me. 493 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,500 - [Adam] You better watch out, Managar wouldn't be so nice. 494 00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,440 - [Nathan] No, no, Managar is a fearsome, 495 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:25,030 imposing, accomplished demon. 496 00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:26,550 - I'll eat all your genitals! 497 00:14:26,550 --> 00:14:28,640 - [Caldwell] I am adding secondary heads on here. 498 00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:30,270 - [Adam] Oh, yeah! 499 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:31,990 - [Caldwell] Just for funzies. 500 00:14:31,990 --> 00:14:33,810 I've realized I've just kind of drawn Bowser 501 00:14:33,810 --> 00:14:36,120 from Super Mario as a dog orb-- 502 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:38,130 - Uh-huh. - And I'm okay with that. 503 00:14:38,130 --> 00:14:39,470 - I like this. - Mm-hmm. 504 00:14:39,470 --> 00:14:40,750 - [Nathan] I think it's definitely less 505 00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:43,660 viscerally disturbing than the False Dog. 506 00:14:43,660 --> 00:14:44,490 - [Caldwell] Yes. 507 00:14:44,493 --> 00:14:46,453 - [Nathan] But it probably has a higher challenge rating. 508 00:14:46,451 --> 00:14:47,281 (Nathan chuckles) 509 00:14:47,284 --> 00:14:50,544 - [Caldwell] I can't wait for people to play this game. 510 00:14:50,540 --> 00:14:52,010 Yeah, we're gonna have to get some play testers. 511 00:14:52,010 --> 00:14:53,790 I mean, guess that is the nice thing about hell 512 00:14:53,790 --> 00:14:56,100 is there's plenty of people whose hell would be 513 00:14:56,100 --> 00:14:57,630 play testing board games. 514 00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:58,460 - Mm-hmm. (Adam chuckling) 515 00:14:58,463 --> 00:14:59,303 - [Caldwell] I'm gonna put just like a bunch 516 00:14:59,296 --> 00:15:00,956 of ears up here. - Okay, good. 517 00:15:00,958 --> 00:15:02,558 - [Caldwell] Aw, they're so flickable. 518 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:04,180 - [Adam] Don't forget about the stocks! 519 00:15:04,180 --> 00:15:07,150 The Beholder's got stocks that should be puppy stocks. 520 00:15:07,145 --> 00:15:08,465 - Ohh, that's so good. 521 00:15:08,470 --> 00:15:10,250 Nathan, do you wanna draw some puppy stocks? 522 00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:11,080 - Yeah. 523 00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:13,413 Okay, we've got the dog orb. - Mm-hmm. 524 00:15:13,410 --> 00:15:16,250 - [Nathan] It's more of a dog, I guess, cylinder right now. 525 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:18,330 - [Caldwell] Yeah, I guess the way that I've drawn it, 526 00:15:18,330 --> 00:15:19,760 it kinds looks like it's just spinning 527 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:21,120 around really quickly. (chuckling) 528 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,210 - [Nathan] Yeah, it-- 529 00:15:22,210 --> 00:15:24,370 - [Adam] There's definitely a fourth head on the back. 530 00:15:24,370 --> 00:15:25,620 - [Caldwell] Oh, yeah, absolutely. 531 00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:26,950 Okay, oh, there they go. 532 00:15:26,950 --> 00:15:28,940 Was not expecting the puppy stocks there. 533 00:15:28,940 --> 00:15:30,380 God, a puppy stock could be nice 534 00:15:30,380 --> 00:15:32,310 'cause sometimes, you don't want a full puppy, 535 00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:34,440 you just want a little head you can scritch. 536 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:35,370 - [Adam] Yeah, there he is. 537 00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:36,237 - [Caldwell] Aww. 538 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:37,120 - [Nathan] They're very cute. 539 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,270 - [Caldwell] Can he detach those? 540 00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:39,100 - [Nathan] Yeah, I think so, 541 00:15:39,103 --> 00:15:41,783 I think that's like his second form, maybe. 542 00:15:41,780 --> 00:15:42,760 - [Caldwell] Absolutely, yeah. 543 00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:44,920 And then like, eventually, it's revealed 544 00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:47,870 that it does have a body, it's just invisible. 545 00:15:47,870 --> 00:15:49,880 - [Nathan] Oh, yeah, the invisible bod. 546 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:51,560 - [Caldwell] Aww, I would love to pet this dog. 547 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:52,390 - [Managar] I gotta say, 548 00:15:52,393 --> 00:15:55,123 not since John Carpenter's The Thing 549 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:58,100 have a creative team just fucked up 550 00:15:58,100 --> 00:15:59,650 a dog's form this thoroughly. 551 00:15:59,651 --> 00:16:00,741 (laughing) 552 00:16:00,740 --> 00:16:01,800 - [Caldwell] High praise. 553 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:03,400 We stayed truest to our suggestion 554 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,030 with this drawing in particular. 555 00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:06,640 Oh, is that a little shiba head up there? 556 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:09,090 - [Nathan] Yeah, you got one little meme dog up there. 557 00:16:09,090 --> 00:16:10,500 - I love it. - Just for the teens. 558 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:11,800 - [Managar] Can I get a little puggle? 559 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,090 - [Nathan] Let's try it, let's see if I 560 00:16:13,090 --> 00:16:14,530 remember what those dogs look like. 561 00:16:14,530 --> 00:16:15,980 - [Managar] Just draw Ed Asner, 562 00:16:15,980 --> 00:16:18,800 and then delete everything that doesn't look like a dog. 563 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,550 - [Caldwell] Just draw a purse and give it eyes. 564 00:16:20,550 --> 00:16:23,920 - [Adam] This episode is gonna be like that fateful episode 565 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:25,810 of Fullmetal Alchemist, 566 00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:28,250 where the little dog was combined with a dog, 567 00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:30,150 in that it's gonna be so upsetting 568 00:16:30,150 --> 00:16:33,310 that all your fans are gonna stop watching with this episode 569 00:16:33,310 --> 00:16:34,930 and never return to the series. 570 00:16:34,930 --> 00:16:37,180 - [Managar] I only know about the show through the internet, 571 00:16:37,180 --> 00:16:39,220 so that's literally the only episode 572 00:16:39,220 --> 00:16:40,760 of Fullmetal Alchemist, right? 573 00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:42,570 - [Caldwell] That's the only one we get down in hell. 574 00:16:42,570 --> 00:16:43,820 Oh, is that a little butt? - Yeah. 575 00:16:43,823 --> 00:16:45,473 - Aww, that's really cute. 576 00:16:45,470 --> 00:16:47,750 Hey, you know, we were drawin' dogs but bad, 577 00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:50,130 but we shoulda just drawn was cats, am I right? 578 00:16:50,130 --> 00:16:51,460 Mmm? 579 00:16:51,462 --> 00:16:55,182 - No, can I get a hotdog comin' outta the butt? 580 00:16:55,175 --> 00:16:56,565 (Caldwell chuckles) 581 00:16:56,570 --> 00:16:58,380 - [Caldwell] Nathan, it needs a hotdog propellor. 582 00:16:58,380 --> 00:17:01,410 - [Adam] Yes, thank you! (laughs) 583 00:17:01,410 --> 00:17:02,560 Yes! 584 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:05,000 - [Managar] Hotdogs do not have the casing with the tie off, 585 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,580 I do not understand. (Adam laughs) 586 00:17:06,580 --> 00:17:08,210 - [Nathan] It's a brat, it's a brat, okay? 587 00:17:08,210 --> 00:17:09,140 - [Managar] All right, all right. 588 00:17:09,140 --> 00:17:10,790 - [Caldwell] They are classic brats. 589 00:17:10,790 --> 00:17:12,700 Get Michael Jordan away from these things. 590 00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:14,600 - [Adam] So the butt with the hotdog coming out, 591 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,550 that's what he uses as his hands. 592 00:17:16,552 --> 00:17:17,932 (chuckling) - Mm-hmm. 593 00:17:17,926 --> 00:17:19,486 - [Nathan] (chuckling) Okay, so he's got another one 594 00:17:19,490 --> 00:17:21,060 over here, I guess. - (chuckles) Yeah, yeah. 595 00:17:21,060 --> 00:17:23,130 - [Nathan] This one's got a hamburger for some reason. 596 00:17:23,130 --> 00:17:24,560 - [Caldwell] I have to imagine this is some sort 597 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,970 of invasive hotdog species, 598 00:17:26,970 --> 00:17:29,240 where you eat the hotdog and then 599 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:31,440 you just become a hotdog factory. 600 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:33,080 - [Managar] No, Caldwell, that's too much lore. 601 00:17:33,081 --> 00:17:34,161 (Caldwell laughs) Roll it back. 602 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:36,850 - No, Managar, I found this big scroll under my desk. 603 00:17:36,850 --> 00:17:38,870 It's got all of the information we need! (chuckles) 604 00:17:38,870 --> 00:17:42,090 We've gotta fill a 200 page manual on Dogs and Dungeons. 605 00:17:42,090 --> 00:17:43,400 On Dungeon Doggies. 606 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,280 - [Managar] We're gonna get rid of the hotdog parasite 607 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:47,750 in fifth edition, and I promise you that. 608 00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:48,700 - [Caldwell] It's OP. 609 00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:51,740 - [Adam] Man, my party wiped one of these once. 610 00:17:51,742 --> 00:17:53,032 (Caldwell chuckles) 611 00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,350 - [Caldwell] I do think that this could legitimately be 612 00:17:55,350 --> 00:17:57,480 a Dungeons and Dragons expansion, 613 00:17:57,480 --> 00:18:00,780 it's just a weird dungeon where it's only dog monsters. 614 00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:01,610 Why not that? 615 00:18:01,613 --> 00:18:03,063 - [Adam] That sounds like a great idea, 616 00:18:03,060 --> 00:18:04,770 but I couldn't kill any of 'em. 617 00:18:04,770 --> 00:18:05,600 - [Caldwell] I know! 618 00:18:05,603 --> 00:18:08,293 - [Adam] I would just explore and bring food. 619 00:18:08,290 --> 00:18:11,020 - [Managar] Gentlemen, the crimson flame has lit. 620 00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:11,850 - [Nathan] Okay. 621 00:18:11,853 --> 00:18:13,223 - The time has come for judgment. 622 00:18:13,220 --> 00:18:16,180 Adam, if you could summon the unholy words 623 00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:19,060 to bring Cartoonotron into this realm. 624 00:18:19,060 --> 00:18:21,010 - Uh, hey, Cartoonotron, come here. 625 00:18:21,010 --> 00:18:22,810 Good boy, good boy, very good boy. 626 00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:23,700 - [Cartoonotron] Here I come. 627 00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:25,910 Hooray, master, I love you. 628 00:18:25,910 --> 00:18:27,730 I have brought you this big bone. 629 00:18:27,729 --> 00:18:28,559 - Aww. 630 00:18:28,562 --> 00:18:29,942 - [Cartoonotron] And also this dead bird, 631 00:18:29,940 --> 00:18:31,750 and also this dead rat, 632 00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:34,600 and also 700 dead tadpoles. 633 00:18:34,601 --> 00:18:35,431 (chuckling) 634 00:18:35,434 --> 00:18:38,174 I see that you have drawn some lovely puppies. 635 00:18:38,170 --> 00:18:41,400 - Yeah, we've got sort of a big order for you today. 636 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,780 We actually did two full drawings. 637 00:18:43,780 --> 00:18:44,810 - [Cartoonotron] Oh, my goodness. 638 00:18:44,810 --> 00:18:48,180 Hold on, I will need to update my Flash Macromedia player. 639 00:18:48,180 --> 00:18:49,240 - Oh, this can take a minute. 640 00:18:49,241 --> 00:18:52,571 (Cartoonotron grunting) 641 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,140 (Cartoonotron groans) 642 00:18:57,140 --> 00:18:59,060 (Cartoonotron chatters) 643 00:18:59,060 --> 00:19:00,570 - [Cartoonotron] I am two percent done. 644 00:19:00,572 --> 00:19:03,582 (chuckling) (Cartoonotron babbling) 645 00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:04,880 - I'm just gonna shove the drawings 646 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:06,410 into his mouth while he's doing this. 647 00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:07,262 (Cartoonotron gagging) 648 00:19:07,263 --> 00:19:08,243 (whirring) 649 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:09,540 - [Cartoonotron] Plug in downloaded, 650 00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:10,990 now preparing cartoon. 651 00:19:10,990 --> 00:19:12,110 - [Nathan] Yay! 652 00:19:12,111 --> 00:19:15,191 (epic fantasy music) 653 00:19:16,481 --> 00:19:17,311 (grunting) 654 00:19:17,314 --> 00:19:18,274 (Nash groans) 655 00:19:18,270 --> 00:19:19,620 - Why did you do that? 656 00:19:19,620 --> 00:19:22,840 It was going to offer us help in exchange for brine shrimp. 657 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:25,500 - I'm saving my shrimp slots for later. 658 00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,020 Also, I hated looking at it. 659 00:19:28,285 --> 00:19:29,265 (False Dog vocalizes) 660 00:19:29,270 --> 00:19:31,500 I use my Orb of Deception. 661 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:33,010 Come on, boy, go get it! 662 00:19:33,007 --> 00:19:34,257 (False Dog vocalizes) (pants) 663 00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:36,370 - Wait a minute, something isn't right. 664 00:19:36,370 --> 00:19:38,250 I cast Detect Nose. 665 00:19:40,519 --> 00:19:42,959 (False Dog groaning) (grunting) 666 00:19:42,956 --> 00:19:44,106 - Come on! (grunts) 667 00:19:44,110 --> 00:19:45,580 God, it's so wet. 668 00:19:45,577 --> 00:19:48,107 (grunting) 669 00:19:48,105 --> 00:19:48,935 Come on! 670 00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:49,768 Get! 671 00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:51,121 (grunts) 672 00:19:51,124 --> 00:19:53,544 (man sighs) - Ugh, gross. 673 00:19:53,542 --> 00:19:54,542 (beams zapping) (woman screams) 674 00:19:54,540 --> 00:19:56,440 (man screams) 675 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:57,910 - What, so we're just dead? 676 00:19:57,910 --> 00:20:00,560 - Ugh, this game is so unbalanced. 677 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,670 - Well, if you had given Nash your shrimp, 678 00:20:02,670 --> 00:20:04,720 he would have told you to use the hotdog 679 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:06,740 as a weapon to defeat the Dorb! 680 00:20:06,742 --> 00:20:08,032 - That's stupid. 681 00:20:08,030 --> 00:20:11,550 - Yeah, I don't know why I bought this game. 682 00:20:11,550 --> 00:20:12,380 - Well, 683 00:20:12,383 --> 00:20:15,513 should we just go back to practicing witchcraft? 684 00:20:15,510 --> 00:20:16,830 - Yeah, let's do it. - Yeah, sounds good. 685 00:20:16,830 --> 00:20:18,860 - All right, that was Dungeons and Doggos, 686 00:20:18,860 --> 00:20:20,460 somehow an animated commercial 687 00:20:20,460 --> 00:20:23,920 for an RPG rule set book that we're publishing. 688 00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:26,450 - An RPG or an arf-PG? 689 00:20:26,450 --> 00:20:30,750 - Holy shit, put that on the back of the book! 690 00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:31,590 That we're making. 691 00:20:31,590 --> 00:20:34,190 - You probably shouldn't start the presses just yet, boys. 692 00:20:34,193 --> 00:20:35,033 - Oh. - Oh. 693 00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:36,526 - I hate to break your hearts like this. 694 00:20:36,530 --> 00:20:38,330 You know, Adam the friendly demon, 695 00:20:38,330 --> 00:20:40,530 it'll sound better coming out of your mouth. 696 00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:41,360 Let 'em know. 697 00:20:41,363 --> 00:20:43,313 - Well, first of all, you've been sued 698 00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:44,590 by Wizards of the Coast. 699 00:20:44,590 --> 00:20:45,420 - Yeah. - Okay. 700 00:20:45,423 --> 00:20:48,403 - And secondly, this game is terribly unbalanced. 701 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,670 We're looking at three dog bosses here, really, 702 00:20:50,670 --> 00:20:52,040 if you look at 'em all together. 703 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:52,870 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 704 00:20:52,873 --> 00:20:53,823 - I enjoy your ingenuity, 705 00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:54,930 but I'm afraid it doesn't work 706 00:20:54,930 --> 00:20:56,590 as a finished product. - Wow. 707 00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:57,420 - All right, well, I guess we gotta do 708 00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:58,863 some more play testing with this one, huh? 709 00:20:58,860 --> 00:20:59,740 - [Adam] Yeah. 710 00:20:59,740 --> 00:21:00,570 (Nathan sighs) - Darn. 711 00:21:00,573 --> 00:21:02,033 - You know, honestly, hearing the criticism 712 00:21:02,030 --> 00:21:03,750 coming from you, Adam, it makes sense, 713 00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:05,030 and I accept it. 714 00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:05,860 - Yeah! 715 00:21:05,863 --> 00:21:08,043 Still hard to swallow, but I can taste 716 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,970 the mustard of friendship in there. 717 00:21:09,970 --> 00:21:11,820 So does this mean we don't get punished? 718 00:21:11,820 --> 00:21:13,810 - Oh, no, no, you're definitely getting punished. 719 00:21:13,810 --> 00:21:17,620 Actually, the hell barbecue is in a couple of hours, 720 00:21:17,620 --> 00:21:19,710 and we're gonna need a lot of hotdogs, 721 00:21:19,710 --> 00:21:23,010 and congratulations, you're where they're comin' from. 722 00:21:23,010 --> 00:21:23,840 - Ugh. 723 00:21:23,843 --> 00:21:25,363 Adam, thanks for hangin' out with us. 724 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:27,130 - No problem, happy to be here. 725 00:21:27,130 --> 00:21:28,460 - Bend over boys! - Oh. 726 00:21:28,460 --> 00:21:30,340 - It's a Polish festival! (Adam laughs) 727 00:21:30,343 --> 00:21:31,203 - Ugh. - Ugh. 728 00:21:31,195 --> 00:21:32,025 - [Nathan] They're Just comin' out. 729 00:21:32,028 --> 00:21:33,938 - [Caldwell] Oh, they're just spillin' out my behind. 730 00:21:33,940 --> 00:21:35,610 Thanks for watching Cartoon Hell, 731 00:21:35,610 --> 00:21:36,700 we're here forever. (Nathan groans) 732 00:21:36,700 --> 00:21:39,850 I guess we finally found out where the sausage is made! 733 00:21:39,852 --> 00:21:41,702 (Nathan groans) It's our butt holes. 54617

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