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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,415 --> 00:00:15,645 Hello. 2 00:00:15,683 --> 00:00:18,053 We've made lots of great things on this show -- 3 00:00:18,086 --> 00:00:20,046 tissue paper ghosts, 4 00:00:20,088 --> 00:00:21,688 seashell centerpieces, 5 00:00:21,722 --> 00:00:24,062 toilet-paper-roll pirates, just to name a few. 6 00:00:24,092 --> 00:00:27,662 But tonight, we will attempt the most difficult craft -- 7 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:30,525 "Making Love" -- on a very special 8 00:00:30,564 --> 00:00:32,574 "At Home with Amy Sedaris." 9 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:35,340 [ Saxophone music plays ] 10 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:37,069 Keepin' it slow. 11 00:00:37,105 --> 00:00:44,575 ** 12 00:00:44,612 --> 00:00:52,092 ** 13 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:53,450 Crafting, or making things, 14 00:00:53,487 --> 00:00:56,057 has always been a delightful pastime of mine. 15 00:00:56,090 --> 00:00:58,760 Sometimes, alone in my workroom holding a pinecone 16 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:00,392 and a handful of googly eyes, 17 00:01:00,428 --> 00:01:02,628 I find myself lost in the evening. 18 00:01:02,663 --> 00:01:04,933 But of all the crafts I've come to enjoy, 19 00:01:04,965 --> 00:01:08,135 lovemaking is very near to the top of the list. 20 00:01:08,169 --> 00:01:10,769 Although anyone can engage in the craft of lovemaking, 21 00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:13,274 it is maybe the most difficult to master, 22 00:01:13,307 --> 00:01:18,407 right behind wooden-spoon lions and macrame pinch pots. 23 00:01:18,446 --> 00:01:19,946 Make no bones about it. 24 00:01:19,980 --> 00:01:22,620 The craft of lovemaking is a messy business. 25 00:01:22,650 --> 00:01:25,320 Careful consideration, preparation, and execution 26 00:01:25,353 --> 00:01:29,263 are a must for a fulfilling forni-crafting experience. 27 00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:30,960 As with any crafting project, 28 00:01:30,991 --> 00:01:32,931 before you warm up your glue gun, 29 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:35,330 it's important to understand the tools you need 30 00:01:35,363 --> 00:01:37,933 and how they operate. 31 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:43,000 The vagina -- there is so much dis-information 32 00:01:43,036 --> 00:01:44,906 out there related to the vagina -- 33 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:46,668 It swallows its prey whole, 34 00:01:46,707 --> 00:01:49,477 it secretes a deadly neurotoxin when confronted, 35 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:51,480 and it has a PSI bite force 36 00:01:51,512 --> 00:01:53,652 equal to that of a snapping turtle. 37 00:01:53,681 --> 00:01:55,321 That's ridiculous. 38 00:01:55,349 --> 00:01:59,019 The average vagina has a closing impact of no more 39 00:01:59,052 --> 00:02:01,362 than 30 pounds per square inch -- 40 00:02:01,389 --> 00:02:03,019 far less than a snapping turtle. 41 00:02:03,056 --> 00:02:06,286 But let's take a closer look at this magical organ, shall we? 42 00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:08,497 Okay. Here we go. 43 00:02:08,529 --> 00:02:11,599 The exterior of the vagina consists of outer lips, 44 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:14,672 or labia, and is topped off by the mons pubis, 45 00:02:14,702 --> 00:02:16,272 or decorative fat pad. 46 00:02:16,304 --> 00:02:17,344 Okay? 47 00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:20,871 So, let's take a closer look inside. 48 00:02:20,908 --> 00:02:25,508 What we want to do is pin back the labia like so. 49 00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:28,516 Quick tip -- It's a good idea to train your labia 50 00:02:28,549 --> 00:02:30,179 to stay open by itself 51 00:02:30,218 --> 00:02:32,518 so you can avoid pins altogether. 52 00:02:32,553 --> 00:02:34,193 Okay. So, once behind the curtain, 53 00:02:34,222 --> 00:02:36,362 we find another set of lips, 54 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:37,630 or inner lips. 55 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:39,228 Let's just stick those back. 56 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:41,530 [ Pin thumps ] 57 00:02:41,562 --> 00:02:42,962 Okay. 58 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:46,026 And now we have a full view of the entrance to the vagina. 59 00:02:46,066 --> 00:02:47,536 But I want to direct your attention 60 00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:49,868 to what's happening up here in the northern region. 61 00:02:49,903 --> 00:02:52,543 Right here under the hood, we find an often overlooked 62 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:53,713 but intrical part of [integral] 63 00:02:53,741 --> 00:02:55,541 the vagina called the clitoris. 64 00:02:55,576 --> 00:02:58,476 Now, this might surprise you, but before the mid-1980s, 65 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:00,652 we didn't even know the clitoris existed. 66 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:03,221 Until that time, it was considered by most gynecologists 67 00:03:03,251 --> 00:03:04,751 to be a third tonsil. 68 00:03:04,785 --> 00:03:07,985 Now, here, right here, you see these colorful balls. 69 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:11,361 These are unpleasant secretions that collect around the glands. 70 00:03:11,392 --> 00:03:14,602 You want to clean this off with some warm water right here. 71 00:03:14,628 --> 00:03:16,828 Now, our body secretions' smells and tastes 72 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:18,734 are an unfortunate part of our bodies. 73 00:03:18,766 --> 00:03:22,396 Wash, and you will find that you can smell and taste good. 74 00:03:22,436 --> 00:03:24,906 Now that we understand the mechanics of the vagina, 75 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:26,438 let's find out how it works. 76 00:03:26,474 --> 00:03:29,244 I invited my neighbor and friend of the show, Patty Hogg, 77 00:03:29,277 --> 00:03:31,747 to discuss her approach to lovemaking. 78 00:03:31,779 --> 00:03:33,709 Patti, get on out here! 79 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:35,547 Oh. Hey, Mary Lou! 80 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:37,553 I brought you a bowl of my fiddlehead fern 81 00:03:37,585 --> 00:03:39,245 straight out of my garden of the month. 82 00:03:39,287 --> 00:03:41,257 It's just an emerged fern. Look at that. 83 00:03:41,289 --> 00:03:42,389 Look at that beautiful green. 84 00:03:42,423 --> 00:03:44,763 Mmm! Can't get enough of fiddleheads. 85 00:03:44,792 --> 00:03:46,792 I want you to know that as of today, 86 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:49,697 I have lost eight pounds on my diet. 87 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:52,370 Looking good. Look at me in horizontal stripes. 88 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:53,930 Have I ever looked better than this? 89 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:56,567 We cannot wait to hear about your sex life. 90 00:03:56,604 --> 00:03:59,074 Sex life? Well, I hope you like short stories. 91 00:03:59,106 --> 00:04:01,606 I thought we were gonna talk about seedlings and saplings. 92 00:04:01,642 --> 00:04:03,912 [ Chuckles ] No. This is our "Making Love" episode, 93 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:05,754 and I would love for you to share your experiences. 94 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:08,979 Oh, my land. Okay, well, I'll take a stab at it. 95 00:04:09,016 --> 00:04:10,776 Let me take you through out lovemaking process. 96 00:04:10,818 --> 00:04:12,248 It is as follows. 97 00:04:12,286 --> 00:04:14,786 Third Tuesday every month, lights out, door closed. 98 00:04:14,822 --> 00:04:16,222 [ Speaks indistinctly ] 99 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,756 One foot on the floor, Charlie Rich on the phonograph, 100 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:20,262 the Silver Fox himself. 101 00:04:20,294 --> 00:04:21,604 Gets Leslie in the mood. 102 00:04:21,629 --> 00:04:23,829 It's all about the release of the pheromones. 103 00:04:23,864 --> 00:04:26,434 The pheromones -- a cordial hello, 104 00:04:26,467 --> 00:04:29,297 brief above-the-waist petting counter-clockwise. 105 00:04:29,337 --> 00:04:31,137 And then he throws me over a Chippendale chair 106 00:04:31,171 --> 00:04:32,971 and plants his bulb. [ Chuckles ] 107 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:35,736 Sometimes, afterwards we'll indulge in strawberries. 108 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:38,276 Which, as a fun fact -- Did you know it's the only fruit 109 00:04:38,312 --> 00:04:39,682 with the seeds on the outside? 110 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:41,583 I've said too much. I've said too much! 111 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:43,315 Sauté those ferns. 112 00:04:43,351 --> 00:04:45,121 [ Laughs ] Thank you, Patty Hogg. 113 00:04:45,152 --> 00:04:46,492 I appreciate that. 114 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:47,990 Patty Hogg, everybody. 115 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:50,121 Well, that was less informative than I'd hoped. 116 00:04:50,157 --> 00:04:51,827 Luckily, there is a place we can turn to 117 00:04:51,859 --> 00:04:54,089 for all our lovemaking questions. 118 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:57,367 I'll let my new sponsor tell you all about it. 119 00:04:57,398 --> 00:05:00,698 "Barebacking -- engaging in sexual intercourse 120 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:04,844 without the use of a prophylactic." 121 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:06,372 Oh, hello. 122 00:05:06,407 --> 00:05:09,977 I was just reading from the Encyclopedic Dictionary 123 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:13,150 of Sexual Terms, Volume I. 124 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:16,820 And that is just the first title in this 75-book collection 125 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:19,520 of "Densley's Compendium of Encyclopedic Knowledge 126 00:05:19,553 --> 00:05:20,993 of Human Sexuality." 127 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:24,531 In this vast number of pages set between two stylish covers, 128 00:05:24,558 --> 00:05:26,288 you'll find a treasury of information 129 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,956 that will answer any of the questions 130 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:33,365 you can remember to ask about sex such as "What does this do," 131 00:05:33,401 --> 00:05:37,201 "Where are you putting that," and, "Why is that there? 132 00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:39,037 It wasn't there yesterday." 133 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:41,682 This attractive set contains it all -- 134 00:05:41,709 --> 00:05:44,409 a medical dictionary containing illustrations, 135 00:05:44,445 --> 00:05:47,845 transparencies, and easy-to-follow diagrams -- 136 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:53,551 a sexual thesaurus which includes 792 alternate terms 137 00:05:53,587 --> 00:05:57,057 just for the penis, including tallywacker, 138 00:05:57,090 --> 00:06:02,430 lickstick, meat pipe, rod, poking rod, Rod Sterling. 139 00:06:02,463 --> 00:06:03,763 Is this collection heavy? 140 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:05,897 [ Chuckles ] You bet you. 141 00:06:05,933 --> 00:06:08,343 Do they take up a lot of room? Absolutely. 142 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:12,208 But we here at Densley's believe that that's a small price to pay 143 00:06:12,239 --> 00:06:15,579 for having this incredible amount of sex facts 144 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:17,909 and figures at your fingertips. 145 00:06:17,945 --> 00:06:19,845 If we were selling this set by the pound, 146 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,020 it would cost thousands of dollars. 147 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:24,619 But we, for a limited time only, are offering you 148 00:06:24,652 --> 00:06:28,562 this magnificent set of human sexuality books 149 00:06:28,589 --> 00:06:33,259 for the low, low price of six payments of $12.99. 150 00:06:33,293 --> 00:06:36,303 We know you will treasure these deluxe-bound, 151 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:39,069 imitation-gold-leaf, embossed-leather books. 152 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:41,199 But don't take our word for it. 153 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,944 Examine these books for 14 days. 154 00:06:43,971 --> 00:06:46,771 If not completely satisfied, just lug them back 155 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:48,437 to the post office, return them to us, 156 00:06:48,476 --> 00:06:51,906 and we will refund your money as soon as we get around to it. 157 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:54,815 Don't make love without this full collection 158 00:06:54,848 --> 00:06:56,478 at your fingertips. 159 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:57,947 Call today. 160 00:06:57,985 --> 00:07:00,085 Professional operators are standing by. 161 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,220 Calls may be recorded for training 162 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:04,385 and masterbatory purposes. 163 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:07,294 Why am I in the kitchen during a show about lovemaking? 164 00:07:07,327 --> 00:07:09,957 Simple -- aphrodisiacs. 165 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:13,997 Otherwise known as foods that enhance sexual desire. 166 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:18,514 The avocado, rich in vitamin E, helps your body produce hormones 167 00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:20,069 which in turn stimulate 168 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:23,477 clitoral swelling and vaginal lubrication. 169 00:07:23,511 --> 00:07:25,111 Why do you think Mexican restaurants 170 00:07:25,145 --> 00:07:27,105 are so popular with teenagers? 171 00:07:27,147 --> 00:07:29,747 A bit later, we'll have my old friend Chassie Tucker out here 172 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,593 to help me prepare a few dishes 173 00:07:31,619 --> 00:07:33,749 that are certain to engage the libido. 174 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:37,317 But first, I'm gonna introduce you to the oyster -- 175 00:07:37,357 --> 00:07:40,627 the number-one go-to food for igniting the sex drive. 176 00:07:40,661 --> 00:07:42,331 Now, I'm not sure how they work. 177 00:07:42,362 --> 00:07:46,002 I believe you simply rub them on your genitals like so. 178 00:07:46,033 --> 00:07:48,543 -Knock, knock, knock. -Oh! 179 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:51,669 Please welcome former pasty chef and current friend, 180 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:53,705 Chassie Tucker. 181 00:07:53,741 --> 00:07:55,841 So, Chassie, who's your friend? 182 00:07:55,876 --> 00:07:57,306 This is Ms. Stern. 183 00:07:57,344 --> 00:07:59,714 She heads up Human Resources at the network. 184 00:07:59,747 --> 00:08:02,547 She's required to accompany me any time I'm in your presence. 185 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:04,323 Oh. Why's that? 186 00:08:04,351 --> 00:08:07,191 I'm suing you for sexual harassment. 187 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:08,520 [ Whispers ] I'm so sorry. 188 00:08:08,556 --> 00:08:09,786 [ Gasps ] What are you talking about? 189 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:12,833 Hey! Watch the hands. Do not touch her. 190 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:14,190 I -- I've never touched you. 191 00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:16,727 It's not so much all the inappropriate touching. 192 00:08:16,764 --> 00:08:19,574 It's the inappropriate things you say. 193 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:20,730 Like what? 194 00:08:20,768 --> 00:08:23,638 Well, you told me to... 195 00:08:23,671 --> 00:08:24,671 It's okay. 196 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:27,335 ...beat it till it froths. 197 00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:29,084 We were making lemon meringue pie, 198 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:30,879 and I was asking her to whip the egg whites. 199 00:08:30,911 --> 00:08:34,851 Mm-hmm. Did you also ask her to "French your bean"? 200 00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:36,882 This is a cooking show! 201 00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:38,687 You should be ashamed of yourself. 202 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:40,049 This is an insult to anyone 203 00:08:40,087 --> 00:08:42,417 who's ever been sexually harassed at work. 204 00:08:42,455 --> 00:08:45,655 Ma'am I need you to soften your tone. 205 00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:47,093 Okay, here we go. 206 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:48,727 I'd like to just finish the segment, please. 207 00:08:48,762 --> 00:08:50,432 Oh, sure. What are we making? 208 00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:53,003 We aren't making anything, okay, 209 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,073 because you're on my list. 210 00:08:54,101 --> 00:08:55,241 List? 211 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:56,738 She knows what list I'm talking about. 212 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:58,840 Look, don't be mad at me, okay? 213 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,242 I need the money. 214 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:02,883 High-waisted rabbit-fur coats don't grow on trees. 215 00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:05,550 I know. They grow on rabbits, and I have one, Chassie. 216 00:09:05,579 --> 00:09:07,009 Okay. Well, don't look at me like that. 217 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:08,917 It's not like they have to hurt the rabbit to make the coat. 218 00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:10,919 They just sort of take what falls off, like a down jacket. 219 00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:12,191 Oh, is that how it works? Yeah. 220 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:13,249 No, they actually have to skin a rabbit -- 221 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:14,386 a lot of rabbits. 222 00:09:14,421 --> 00:09:16,961 Okay. Well, that's really unfortunate. 223 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:19,290 But it's a great jacket. Come on. 224 00:09:19,326 --> 00:09:22,696 Okay. We're gonna be discussing foods that are aphrodisiacs. 225 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:24,870 And I have the perfect salad sure to kick-start 226 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,428 a night of lovemaking. 227 00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:28,266 First, we start with pineapple rings, 228 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:30,041 known to contain lycopene, 229 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:33,440 which stimulates blood vessels in the sex organs. 230 00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:34,913 You are really pushing it. 231 00:09:34,942 --> 00:09:36,612 Okay, Chassie. Why don't you help me? 232 00:09:36,644 --> 00:09:38,614 I think that's a terrific idea. 233 00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:41,476 I want you to line this plate with some greens. 234 00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:45,817 Okay. It's a presentational show, 235 00:09:45,853 --> 00:09:48,063 so make it nice and lovely. 236 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,458 Okay. And what you're gonna do next 237 00:09:49,489 --> 00:09:51,489 is you're gonna put a stack of pineapple rings 238 00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:52,464 on the plate. 239 00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:53,492 Where's the fork? 240 00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:54,586 Just stick your finger in the hole. 241 00:09:54,628 --> 00:09:55,728 Ugh! 242 00:09:55,763 --> 00:09:58,233 Okay, put them right in the center. Nice. 243 00:09:58,265 --> 00:09:59,565 Next, you're gonna peel a banana, 244 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,469 which contains bromelain, 245 00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:04,641 which triggers testosterone production. 246 00:10:04,672 --> 00:10:07,172 Okay. And you're just gonna insert it in the hole. 247 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:13,110 It really is a quick salad. 248 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:15,116 Mm-hmm. 249 00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:16,478 Okay. 250 00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:18,486 Very nice. All right. Next, you're going to add 251 00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:19,748 on the tip some whipped cream, 252 00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:22,657 but you can always use mayonnaise, as well. 253 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:24,320 Okay. A lot of people in the South 254 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:25,787 use mayonnaise as a dressing. 255 00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:30,759 Next, we're gonna drizzle the honey 256 00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:32,828 all over the whipped cream. 257 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:34,166 Beautiful. 258 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:37,301 Honey contains boron, which helps regulate estrogen. 259 00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:39,537 Okay. Now you're gonna top it with a cherry, 260 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:40,872 known as the superfruit. 261 00:10:40,908 --> 00:10:43,138 I like the cherries with the stem on top. 262 00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:46,506 And there you have it -- Sticky Banana Envy. 263 00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:49,776 Ugh! You should be in jail. 264 00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:52,517 Chassie and the head of Human Resources, everybody. 265 00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:55,862 When we return I'll dig deep into the "Mail Sack." 266 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,059 Ugh! 267 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:06,825 This is "Mail Sack." 268 00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:10,637 * Mail, mail, mail, mail, mail 269 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:11,470 * Sack 270 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:12,644 This is the part of the show 271 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,312 where I dig deep into the "Mail Sack." 272 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,511 And tonight, it's a special sack segment 273 00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:19,713 where I answer your questions related to sexuality. 274 00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:22,377 Let's find out what you're thinking about. 275 00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:24,575 Ooh, look at all the letters we got this month. 276 00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:25,917 They're just piling up. 277 00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:28,523 This is from Lisa in Boston. 278 00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:30,185 Very nice stationary, Lisa. 279 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:32,193 I'm impressed. Okay. 280 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:36,495 "Dear Amy, my husband likes me to perform oral sex on him." 281 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:39,769 Hmm. "But recently, I got my wisdom teeth removed 282 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,340 and now I'm afraid about dry socket. 283 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:43,939 From, Lisa in Boston." 284 00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:45,011 Oh, my goodness. 285 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,168 Terrific question, Lisa. 286 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,877 I had a very similar situation when I lost a molar 287 00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:51,340 to a caramel apple. 288 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:54,208 My advice is, before tending to your husband, 289 00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:56,717 stuff the socket with a moist tea bag 290 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:58,790 which will keep the hole from drying out. 291 00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:01,619 And the tannins from the tea will help with the swelling. 292 00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:04,194 On the downside, the tea bag will greatly reduce 293 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,694 the real estate in your mouth. 294 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,925 And then, there's the issue of the tea stains. 295 00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:11,201 Be warned -- Never use this tea-bag technique 296 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,701 while teabagging. 297 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,042 More than one bag in your mouth can lead to confusion, 298 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,898 and confusion leads to choking. 299 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:18,437 I hope this helps, Lisa. 300 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:19,611 Okay. 301 00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:22,479 This next letter is from Marguerite in Gurney. 302 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,576 She writes -- 303 00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:27,982 Oh, she's got a little turtle on here. 304 00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:31,745 "Dear Amy, on a bus heading to my first four-way. 305 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:33,815 I have what I consider to be a traditional 306 00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:35,894 grooming in my genital region, 307 00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:39,133 but what has been referred to by more than one lover as 308 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:42,229 'the thatched roof on an English cottage.' 309 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:45,072 For my money, there is nothing more embarrassing 310 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,998 than walking into a cheap motel room 311 00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:49,244 to meet three nude strangers 312 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,739 and having an out-of-date bush. 313 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,941 Help! I'm two counties away. 314 00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:56,084 Sincerely, Marguerite from Gurney." 315 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,009 Terrific question, Marguerite. 316 00:12:58,045 --> 00:13:00,475 It's difficult for even the most fashion-conscious 317 00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:02,583 to keep up with the current pubic trends. 318 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:06,245 But luckily for you, Marguerite, I've invited our local barber 319 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,156 from Moorehead Snips and Clips. 320 00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:10,258 And he's compiled the most popular styles 321 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,930 for genital grooming, which will be modeled by 322 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:16,330 members of the Research Triangle Rotary Club and their wives. 323 00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:18,173 Take it away, Pete! 324 00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:21,427 Thank you, Amy. 325 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:25,468 Well, first, we have Sam modeling The Dust Bowl. 326 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:27,805 We just cut into a circular plot. 327 00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:31,541 It's seemingly unkept, but it's purposely scruffy. 328 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,878 A big hit with the youth. 329 00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:35,684 Thank you, Sam. Beautiful. 330 00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:38,845 Next up is Leonard in The Toreador, 331 00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:41,816 a short crop in the center with bulbous protuberances 332 00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:44,215 of oval thickets on each side 333 00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:46,957 resembling pelt-like ears. 334 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:49,164 Always handsome. 335 00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:53,026 And finally, Charlie modeling The Gopher's Nest. 336 00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:54,796 -Ooh. -Tightly coiled, 337 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:59,174 spiral-tight curls tapered up, collecting in a tidy mound. 338 00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:02,076 A small margin is cut around the rodent hole 339 00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:04,809 leaving ample clearance of the gopher 340 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,054 to pop his head out. 341 00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:08,319 -Nice. -And now for the ladies. 342 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:11,648 -Ooh! -Come on out, Helen. 343 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:16,024 Now, this cut is a variation on the popular Sizzle Strip 344 00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:17,926 known as The Dictator -- 345 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:20,588 a horizontal and slightly bushier version 346 00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,157 of the classic cut. 347 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,555 It's a look that says, "Disappoint me, 348 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:26,897 and I'll have you thrown in the Gulag. 349 00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:29,004 [ Laughs ] Oh, heavens. 350 00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:30,996 Up next, Cloris. 351 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:33,538 Now, this one is a crowd-pleaser -- 352 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:35,183 The Boll Weevil, 353 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:38,348 which is a simple wooly middle-patch accented 354 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,878 by multiple flyaway tentacles. 355 00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:42,524 A real party starter. 356 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,219 Yeah, I've seen that at my local gym. 357 00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:45,391 -[ Chuckles ] -Yeah. 358 00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:48,088 And lastly, we have Nancy. 359 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:49,261 -Ooh! -And for those of you 360 00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:51,189 who appreciate tradition, 361 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,234 The Old Granddad -- 362 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:54,560 bristly in the center 363 00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:58,404 and book-ended by wispy flourishes. 364 00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,801 Unbelievable! Excellent job, Pete. 365 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,043 Thank you so much. 366 00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:03,869 -Thank you, Amy. -Always good to see ya. 367 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,213 I'll be in for a trim soon. 368 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,068 -Good. Bye-bye. -Bye-bye. 369 00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:08,537 That's it for our "Mail Sack." 370 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,535 I hope you found my tips helpful. 371 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:14,577 When we return, three words -- open-eye orgasm. 372 00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:15,924 Stick around. 373 00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:27,828 ** 374 00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:30,560 At the ad break, I mentioned open-eye orgasms. 375 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,397 Now, I only said those words 376 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,132 so you'd return from the commercial. 377 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:36,567 [ Chuckles ] If I had stated what we were actually 378 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,513 going to talk about -- sex smells -- 379 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,638 you'd be watching The Weather Channel right now. 380 00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:43,083 But the truth is, in most situations, 381 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:45,650 lovemaking involves close physical contact, 382 00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:49,118 which means you'll also be encountering unique aromas. 383 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:51,149 To talk more about it, let's take a trip 384 00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:53,124 to "The Lady Who Lives in the Woods." 385 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:55,593 * Deep in the forest, a lady lives * 386 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,592 * In a small house that is made of twigs * 387 00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:00,194 * She's earthy and simple and mostly plain * 388 00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:02,357 * And what you don't know, she will try to explain * 389 00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:05,165 * She bathes in a creek and she sleeps on a cot * 390 00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:07,198 * Feasting on mushrooms and apricots * 391 00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:09,804 * Her bathroom's a hole in the dirt that she dug * 392 00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:13,166 * Her friends' a raccoon and a slimy spring slug * 393 00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:16,006 * She's "The Lady Who Lives in the Woods" * 394 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:23,980 ** 395 00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:30,117 Hair, skin, underarms, the vagina -- 396 00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:32,857 All have their unique scent. 397 00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:35,732 But mingled together into one woody soup, 398 00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:38,972 they represent the whole of a woman. 399 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,968 There's nothing more natural than sex, 400 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,971 and there's nothing more sexual than scent. 401 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:49,484 The gamey perfume of a lady is her greatest sexual asset, 402 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,809 unless she owns a hammock. 403 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:56,224 Don't be resistant to smelling like a woman. 404 00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,819 A shower, Esther? 405 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,790 In the middle of the week? 406 00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:05,394 Esther is a fine example of the brainwashed masses, 407 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:08,095 bombarded by the advertising-industry agencies 408 00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,758 who say, "You don't smell right. 409 00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:13,167 You're hair should taste of buttercups. 410 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:16,940 Your vulva should sing like a fruit salad." 411 00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:20,039 I, for one, find disturbing all the hygiene products 412 00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:23,913 pushed on to women -- shampoo, conditioners, 413 00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:26,713 deodorant, toilet paper. 414 00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:29,776 I always say, don't mask it. 415 00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:32,786 Bask in it. 416 00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:35,419 Today at the lodge, we are going to focus on ways 417 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:38,225 to enhance your organic musk. 418 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:41,528 And I am so thrilled that joining us to talk about this 419 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,631 is a mentor of sorts, 420 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:46,033 an old friend of mine from college. 421 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,195 We were roommates and also played 422 00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:50,395 on the lacrosse team together. 423 00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:53,807 Please welcome my very special friend, Delta Mung. 424 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:54,870 [ Applause ] 425 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,907 Aw. 426 00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:58,713 [ Sniffs ] 427 00:17:58,745 --> 00:17:59,645 Ah. 428 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,609 Sit down. Oh, I love 429 00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:04,278 what you've done with the lodge. 430 00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:06,147 I'm so pleased that you made the trip. 431 00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,046 Well, what good are the wheels on an RV 432 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,057 if you don't let it roll? 433 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:13,589 Oh, I brought you a bag of falafels. 434 00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,656 I've had it since Missouri. 435 00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:16,495 Thank you. 436 00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,629 Who's the little songbird? 437 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:21,395 That's Esther. She's here sometimes. 438 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:24,774 So, Delta, let's stir up some scented oils. 439 00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:31,275 I have our base oils right here. 440 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,681 You can use many different oils as your base -- 441 00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,483 jojoba or almond. 442 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:38,285 I think ylang-ylang makes a great base oil. 443 00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:40,018 Or a bergamot. 444 00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:41,292 I'm sorry? 445 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:43,961 Well, bergamot is the best base oil. 446 00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:47,530 But of course, ylang-ylang can work as a base oil, too, 447 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:51,760 if you're going for something, uh, pedestrian. 448 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,928 Is that what you're going for? I wasn't going for anything. 449 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:56,466 I just enjoy the quality of ylang-ylang. 450 00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:58,103 I understand. 451 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,107 It's very common. 452 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:03,009 I forgot you had such strong opinions about ylang-ylang. 453 00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:05,282 Well, they're not opinions. 454 00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:07,282 And there's nothing wrong with ylang-ylang. 455 00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:11,654 It's an unexceptional oil derived from an ordinary plant, 456 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:12,954 and that is fine. 457 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:16,715 It's a good beginner's base oil. 458 00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:19,556 Let's just move on to dried flowers. 459 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:22,032 I was thinking patchouli leaves would be fun. 460 00:19:22,061 --> 00:19:24,131 If you're 16. 461 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,633 You know something, Delta? 462 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,295 We haven't spent time together since after college 463 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:31,195 when we worked for the Arizona Department of Forestry. 464 00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:33,068 But it's all coming back to me! 465 00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:34,565 I don't like you! 466 00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:37,637 And I don't like falafels, and I don't like your poetry! 467 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,577 Oh. This is the level of behavior 468 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:42,153 I would expect from someone 469 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:46,021 who chooses patchouli as a fragrance. 470 00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:47,052 [ Scoffs ] 471 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,258 And a simple little songbird 472 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:53,861 as a roommate. 473 00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:57,055 [ Door slams ] 474 00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:59,226 Thank you for stopping by the lodge. 475 00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:01,826 I hope that was informative. 476 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:04,698 [ Crash ] 477 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,209 Her RV hit a tree. 478 00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:09,811 Oh, Esther! 479 00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:13,877 * She's "The Lady Who Lives in the Woods" * 480 00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:17,779 Thank you, Ruth and Ester. 481 00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:20,187 As usual, that was informative. 482 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,549 After this commercial break, 483 00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:24,118 why don't you meet me in the bedroom? 484 00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:36,865 Nothing piques your appetite 485 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,943 quite like the craft of lovemaking. 486 00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,911 So often, you find yourself ravenous 487 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,910 after a steamy session in the bedroom, 488 00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:44,912 especially if you're doing it right. 489 00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:46,154 Tonight, I'm gonna show you 490 00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:48,078 how to make something quick and light. 491 00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:49,824 It's called nachos. 492 00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,079 First thing you're gonna do 493 00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:52,077 is grab two fistfuls 494 00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:53,918 of nacho chips. 495 00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:56,323 And you're gonna sort them on a sheet pan. 496 00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:57,586 Then you're gonna add 497 00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:59,334 a quarter-fist of beans on top. 498 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:01,759 These are pinto beans. 499 00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:04,064 Mmm, feels so good in my fist. 500 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,126 Then you're gonna add an open-fist 501 00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:09,265 of spicy ground beef. 502 00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:10,802 And then, add a cupped fist 503 00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:13,437 of grated cheese. 504 00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:16,143 I lost my measuring cup in fist-fight. [ Chuckles ] 505 00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:20,345 Place the nachos in the oven, and when it bubbles, it's done. 506 00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:22,480 Now, if you'd like, you want to top it off later 507 00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:25,075 with some sour cream 508 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:28,857 and some jalapeños. 509 00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:30,188 We've done a lot of talking tonight. 510 00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:32,992 So while our nachos cook, why not let our bodies 511 00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:34,425 speak in the native tongue. 512 00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:36,501 Follow me to the bedroom, will you? 513 00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:38,869 [ Saxophone music plays ] 514 00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:41,798 To take us through step-by-step the physical act of love, 515 00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:45,344 please welcome my next guest, a professor of Human Sexuality 516 00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:47,812 from the Research Triangle Park Community College, 517 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:51,010 Barry Teaberry. 518 00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:52,553 Thank you for having me on your show. 519 00:21:52,579 --> 00:21:53,949 Oh, I'm a big fan. 520 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,150 I'm a fan of yours, too. 521 00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:56,781 Oh, thank you. Oh, wow. 522 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,146 The wig's a nice touch. 523 00:21:58,184 --> 00:22:00,154 It suggests freedom and looseness. 524 00:22:00,186 --> 00:22:03,116 We're wearing matching canary-yellow robes. 525 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:06,325 That's all about unity, which is very good for sexuality. 526 00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:10,029 And if I'm not mistaken, is that the smell of nachos? 527 00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:11,332 Yes, I made a plate of nachos. 528 00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:12,234 It's also a turn-on. 529 00:22:12,264 --> 00:22:13,134 Oh. 530 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:14,165 [ Chuckles ] 531 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,240 Okay. Well, you're the expert, Barry. 532 00:22:16,268 --> 00:22:17,698 What's next? Walk me through it. 533 00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:19,807 Well, first we would engage in foreplay... 534 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:22,069 Okay. ...to get our erotic juices flowing. 535 00:22:22,108 --> 00:22:25,008 Imagery is one of the most powerful stimulants. 536 00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:26,354 Let me paint a picture for you. 537 00:22:26,379 --> 00:22:28,349 Okay. Oh, I don't have any paints. 538 00:22:28,381 --> 00:22:30,751 [ Laughs ] Then why not use my hands? 539 00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:31,983 Okay. 540 00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:34,518 First I would take the ball of your foot... 541 00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:36,024 Okay. ...in my hand. 542 00:22:36,055 --> 00:22:39,525 My penis semi-erect, I would work your toes 543 00:22:39,559 --> 00:22:42,029 into an epidermis putty. 544 00:22:42,061 --> 00:22:45,501 All the while muttering stimulating aphorisms 545 00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:47,702 into your ear such as, 546 00:22:47,734 --> 00:22:51,574 "I bet your big toe would fit snugly into my anus." 547 00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:53,674 I would continue to work the foot, 548 00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:55,736 building a trust of sexual equity 549 00:22:55,775 --> 00:22:58,375 that I'll cash in on later in our session. 550 00:22:58,411 --> 00:22:59,951 Oh, that feels really nice. 551 00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:02,379 Yeah. Um, Doctor, um... 552 00:23:02,415 --> 00:23:04,715 [ Sniffs ] ...Teaberry, I just you to know, 553 00:23:04,751 --> 00:23:06,621 I believe in crafting in the bedroom. 554 00:23:06,653 --> 00:23:10,193 I've applied these lights through a pair of pantyhose. 555 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:11,562 Oh, what a nice touch. Mm-hmm. 556 00:23:11,591 --> 00:23:14,061 It's -- Setting the mood is always important. 557 00:23:14,093 --> 00:23:15,363 Yes. 558 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,604 And I made some essential oils for the bedroom. 559 00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:18,930 Oh, beautiful. Yes. 560 00:23:18,965 --> 00:23:20,565 And then, I also made this. 561 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:21,570 It's an invention of my own. 562 00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:23,071 I call it the tickle rod. 563 00:23:23,102 --> 00:23:25,712 And I went to the feather factory down on Newburn Avenue, 564 00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:26,868 and I got a fistful of feathers. 565 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:29,906 And I attached them to a three-in-one ruler. 566 00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:32,042 Wow, what a magnificent initiation. 567 00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:35,048 And then that way, if my partner's far away, 568 00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:40,591 or I can just tickle you while you're massaging my foot. 569 00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:41,490 Does that feel nice? 570 00:23:41,521 --> 00:23:43,121 Oh, I love it. 571 00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:46,664 I made some essential oils. 572 00:23:46,693 --> 00:23:47,493 Mmm. 573 00:23:47,527 --> 00:23:48,597 [ Bell dings ] 574 00:23:48,628 --> 00:23:50,328 Is that the nachos? Oh, I don't know. 575 00:23:50,362 --> 00:23:52,102 They should be ready soon. They can sit. 576 00:23:52,131 --> 00:23:54,131 Um, would you excuse me for a quick moment? 577 00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:55,936 Okay. Well, what about your semi-erect penis? 578 00:23:55,968 --> 00:23:57,798 Oh, it'll hold. 579 00:23:59,706 --> 00:24:02,306 All right. Use potholders. 580 00:24:06,879 --> 00:24:08,819 This is the point in my show where I record 581 00:24:08,848 --> 00:24:11,618 all my hits and misses of the episode. 582 00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:14,791 Hits -- Nachos. 583 00:24:14,821 --> 00:24:17,321 Misses... 584 00:24:19,492 --> 00:24:20,462 [ Crunch ] 585 00:24:20,493 --> 00:24:22,463 ...Nachos. 586 00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:24,255 Well, that's it for tonight. 587 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:25,796 I hope I was able to help you increase 588 00:24:25,832 --> 00:24:27,972 your enjoyment of the craft of lovemaking. 589 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,470 Join me next time -- "Medical Tests." 590 00:24:30,503 --> 00:24:32,843 Make sure you know what your doctor's ordering. 591 00:24:32,872 --> 00:24:33,872 Good night. 592 00:24:33,906 --> 00:24:40,306 ** 593 00:24:40,346 --> 00:24:43,176 ** 44479

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