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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,263 --> 00:00:13,640 Remember, they won't hear me, 2 00:00:13,765 --> 00:00:16,267 so if you could answer the questions in complete sentences, 3 00:00:16,393 --> 00:00:17,811 "I built the maze because..." 4 00:00:17,936 --> 00:00:22,023 I built the maze because I wanted to make something. 5 00:00:22,148 --> 00:00:23,858 - And? - Oh, God. 6 00:00:23,984 --> 00:00:27,487 Am I coming off angry? Just please don't let me come across angry on this. 7 00:00:28,405 --> 00:00:30,573 - Don't... or spineless. Please. - Of course not. 8 00:00:30,699 --> 00:00:34,703 For fuck's sake, do not make me look like a spineless asshole. 9 00:00:34,828 --> 00:00:36,663 Of course not. Boom. 10 00:00:39,082 --> 00:00:44,004 I built something because I wanted to build something. 11 00:00:44,129 --> 00:00:48,299 And if I could just finish it, I just know that it would... 12 00:00:49,175 --> 00:00:54,305 ...it would be great. It would be... Or true or real. 13 00:00:54,431 --> 00:00:59,352 And tertiary... tertiary, I might be responsible 14 00:00:59,477 --> 00:01:02,522 for the people that died yesterday... or today. 15 00:01:02,647 --> 00:01:05,150 I don't know what time it is. 16 00:01:07,736 --> 00:01:09,946 And if I am... 17 00:01:13,033 --> 00:01:14,868 ...then I'm sorry. 18 00:01:14,993 --> 00:01:18,872 Tertiarily. Tell me more about that. 19 00:01:18,997 --> 00:01:20,832 Dave, don't go... 20 00:01:20,957 --> 00:01:22,667 ♪ One, two, three, four 21 00:01:28,715 --> 00:01:32,093 ♪ I had a slight diversion 22 00:01:32,218 --> 00:01:35,305 ♪ But I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back 23 00:01:35,430 --> 00:01:38,641 ♪ I had a slight diversion 24 00:01:38,767 --> 00:01:42,395 ♪ But I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back 25 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:45,857 ♪ I used to say, "I love you" 26 00:01:45,982 --> 00:01:48,318 ♪ Yeah, yeah, girl 27 00:01:48,443 --> 00:01:52,280 ♪ I took a diversion 28 00:01:52,906 --> 00:01:54,908 ♪ A diversion 29 00:01:56,201 --> 00:01:57,494 ♪ A diversion 30 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:02,957 ♪ To bring my love back to you now, now, now, now 31 00:02:03,833 --> 00:02:06,836 ♪ I had a slight diversion 32 00:02:06,961 --> 00:02:09,964 ♪ But I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back 33 00:02:10,090 --> 00:02:13,468 ♪ I had a slight diversion 34 00:02:13,593 --> 00:02:17,347 ♪ But I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back 35 00:02:17,472 --> 00:02:20,809 ♪ I used to say, "I love you" 36 00:02:20,934 --> 00:02:23,603 ♪ Yeah, yeah, girl 37 00:02:23,728 --> 00:02:27,649 ♪ I had a diversion 38 00:02:27,774 --> 00:02:29,317 ♪ A diversion 39 00:02:30,777 --> 00:02:34,197 ♪ To bring my love back to you now, now, now, now 40 00:02:34,322 --> 00:02:36,157 ♪ Now! ♪ 41 00:02:39,869 --> 00:02:41,371 Hey! 42 00:02:42,872 --> 00:02:44,707 I'm back! 43 00:02:45,917 --> 00:02:48,253 - What the...? - Hey, baby! 44 00:02:48,378 --> 00:02:52,382 Welcome home! How was your trip? 45 00:02:52,507 --> 00:02:57,137 Um... it was fine. What is this? 46 00:02:57,262 --> 00:03:00,473 I built a labyrinth! Can you believe it? 47 00:03:00,598 --> 00:03:05,395 OK. Um... how long are you planning on having it up? 48 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:09,357 Oh, you know, just... a little while. 49 00:03:10,817 --> 00:03:13,486 OK. I'm gonna take a shower. 50 00:03:14,195 --> 00:03:17,574 Cool... cool. 51 00:03:17,699 --> 00:03:21,161 - Wait! Annie! - What? 52 00:03:21,286 --> 00:03:25,957 Annie, I'm so glad you're home. 53 00:03:28,293 --> 00:03:29,794 OK. 54 00:03:47,103 --> 00:03:49,105 Have you been working on this all weekend? 55 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:50,732 - Hey! - Hey. 56 00:03:50,857 --> 00:03:52,817 Um... yes. 57 00:03:52,942 --> 00:03:58,740 Well, I started Friday night and... I'm lost. 58 00:03:58,865 --> 00:04:00,783 Um... it's cardboard. 59 00:04:00,909 --> 00:04:03,411 I know, but it's much bigger on the inside. 60 00:04:04,871 --> 00:04:07,707 I really wanna see you. Can you please come out? 61 00:04:07,832 --> 00:04:11,711 Annie... I'm lost. 62 00:04:11,836 --> 00:04:13,504 Dude, come out. 63 00:04:13,630 --> 00:04:15,965 They're just refrigerator boxes. Knock them over. 64 00:04:16,090 --> 00:04:18,343 Do you even know how long it took me to make this? 65 00:04:18,468 --> 00:04:20,970 You can't just make me tear it down because it works. 66 00:04:26,142 --> 00:04:28,978 - Where's the entrance? - No! Annie, do not come in here. 67 00:04:29,103 --> 00:04:31,689 It is not finished and it is way too dangerous. 68 00:04:31,814 --> 00:04:33,024 Dave, you're being a douche. 69 00:04:33,149 --> 00:04:34,943 No! What are you doing? 70 00:04:35,068 --> 00:04:36,486 Stop it! Oh, my God! 71 00:04:36,611 --> 00:04:39,906 Whoa! What is happening? 72 00:04:40,031 --> 00:04:42,617 Whatever you just did, please don't do that again. 73 00:04:42,742 --> 00:04:44,494 I'm coming in. 74 00:04:44,619 --> 00:04:48,665 No, it's not ready! I don't want you to get lost. 75 00:04:49,374 --> 00:04:51,042 How long have you been in there? 76 00:04:51,167 --> 00:04:53,836 Mmm... I've been in here for three days. 77 00:04:53,962 --> 00:04:58,007 What? Are you kidding me? 78 00:04:58,132 --> 00:05:01,094 I left my phone on the counter, or I would have called. 79 00:05:01,552 --> 00:05:03,805 I really wanted to call. 80 00:05:04,430 --> 00:05:07,100 Oh, my God. 81 00:05:10,645 --> 00:05:13,564 - I'm breaking it down. - No, no, no, wait! 82 00:05:13,690 --> 00:05:16,317 There has to be a way... Call Gordon! 83 00:05:16,442 --> 00:05:20,363 No, call Leonard! No, call Gordon. 84 00:05:20,488 --> 00:05:24,993 - Are you serious? - Yes. Annie, please. Just... 85 00:05:25,118 --> 00:05:27,453 I've worked so hard on this. 86 00:05:36,713 --> 00:05:39,132 - Hey, Gordon. - Hello. 87 00:05:39,257 --> 00:05:41,676 - Where's that beard at? - The beard's on my face! 88 00:05:41,801 --> 00:05:44,679 - I said, where's that beard at? - I said, the beard's on my face! 89 00:05:44,804 --> 00:05:48,182 - What you say? - I said the beard's on my face! 90 00:05:48,308 --> 00:05:49,600 - Hey, man. - Hey. 91 00:05:49,726 --> 00:05:52,061 - Sorry I didn't call. - OK. 92 00:05:52,186 --> 00:05:54,564 I thought you were dead in a closet with a bag over your head. 93 00:05:54,689 --> 00:05:56,691 Ha. Did Annie explain? 94 00:05:56,816 --> 00:06:00,653 Yeah, she did. Why aren't we breaking this down? 95 00:06:00,778 --> 00:06:02,947 Because he worked really hard on it. 96 00:06:03,072 --> 00:06:05,158 Thank you. Yes. 97 00:06:05,283 --> 00:06:06,617 Let's see what we got here. 98 00:06:06,743 --> 00:06:08,161 Dave, are you wearing your shoes? 99 00:06:08,286 --> 00:06:12,123 - No. No, of course not. - Mm-hmm. 100 00:06:13,249 --> 00:06:15,835 - Mmm - We're not allowed to go in. 101 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:17,795 Yeah, because it's not finished yet. 102 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:19,505 He's afraid that we'll get lost. 103 00:06:19,630 --> 00:06:22,216 Which is right because it's bigger than it looks. 104 00:06:22,342 --> 00:06:23,885 I can't believe you actually made this. 105 00:06:24,010 --> 00:06:27,680 Well, it's not finished yet. But pretty cool, huh? 106 00:06:27,805 --> 00:06:31,642 The interesting thing is that I started in the centre and built outward, 107 00:06:31,768 --> 00:06:32,935 like a seashell. 108 00:06:33,061 --> 00:06:35,480 The interesting thing is that you got lost. 109 00:06:35,605 --> 00:06:38,816 - I said, where's that beard at? - The beard's on my face! 110 00:06:38,941 --> 00:06:40,318 Annie, could I get a jar? 111 00:06:52,455 --> 00:06:53,873 Come in, Gordon. 112 00:06:54,791 --> 00:06:55,792 Hey. 113 00:06:57,668 --> 00:06:59,754 What's wrong with him? 114 00:06:59,879 --> 00:07:01,297 Um... 115 00:07:01,422 --> 00:07:04,342 You know, he gets all fired up about stuff, but he never finishes anything. 116 00:07:04,467 --> 00:07:07,095 At least he followed through this time, you know? 117 00:07:07,220 --> 00:07:10,014 Come on, look at half this stuff out here, it's a mess. 118 00:07:10,932 --> 00:07:13,476 You know, you're the one who's gonna have to clean up all this cardboard 119 00:07:13,601 --> 00:07:18,606 once he takes up... carpentry. 120 00:07:27,865 --> 00:07:31,536 - You OK? - I'm fine. 121 00:07:31,661 --> 00:07:33,913 He's lost in a cardboard maze in our living room. 122 00:07:34,038 --> 00:07:35,790 Not true. 123 00:07:35,915 --> 00:07:38,835 He's lost in a cardboard maze in your living room that he built. 124 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:42,380 It's way stupider. 125 00:07:42,505 --> 00:07:45,925 - Thanks. - Mm-hmm. 126 00:07:46,050 --> 00:07:48,928 He said he's been in there for three days. 127 00:07:49,053 --> 00:07:51,222 Where do you think he poops and stuff? 128 00:07:51,347 --> 00:07:54,058 - I... - I haven't had anything to eat for a while. 129 00:07:56,185 --> 00:07:58,855 What? You haven't eaten anything? 130 00:07:58,980 --> 00:08:02,733 I had some trail mix, a little beef jerky... you know, construction food. 131 00:08:02,859 --> 00:08:04,193 But... but that was a while ago. 132 00:08:04,318 --> 00:08:08,072 And I didn't build a toilet, and I'm not gonna shit on our floor! 133 00:08:08,197 --> 00:08:09,449 Are you OK? 134 00:08:09,574 --> 00:08:13,536 Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just... kinda hurt my hand. 135 00:08:13,661 --> 00:08:16,038 - Let me guess. Paper cut? - Yeah, kind of. 136 00:08:16,164 --> 00:08:17,498 Is it bad? Are you all right? 137 00:08:17,623 --> 00:08:19,876 No, it's fine. I'm fine. Don't worry, guys. 138 00:08:20,001 --> 00:08:24,589 Hey, I think it's time we lift it up and you crawl out. 139 00:08:24,714 --> 00:08:27,425 What am I, a worm? 140 00:08:27,550 --> 00:08:30,011 And I can't, because I taped it to the carpet. 141 00:08:30,553 --> 00:08:34,474 - You're kidding. - Sealed tight. Wait, let me just... 142 00:08:36,726 --> 00:08:39,979 Jesus Chris, stop! What are you even doing? 143 00:08:40,104 --> 00:08:43,691 - Whoa, whoa, whoa... - Please don't do that. 144 00:08:43,816 --> 00:08:45,735 OK. 145 00:08:46,986 --> 00:08:51,240 Oh, my God, I can hear that! Gordon, keep knocking! 146 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:55,745 Why did I not think of this? So simple! 147 00:08:55,870 --> 00:09:00,541 Keep knocking, Gordon! Knock away, baby! 148 00:09:00,666 --> 00:09:05,004 Yeah! Wait... Oh, shit. 149 00:09:05,129 --> 00:09:10,134 Gordon? I can't hear you knocking. Oh, I've gone too far. 150 00:09:10,259 --> 00:09:12,011 Nah, I was just kidding. 151 00:09:12,136 --> 00:09:14,639 - Awesome. - What? 152 00:09:14,764 --> 00:09:17,266 I'm lost again. 153 00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:19,644 Just... follow the knocking. 154 00:09:19,769 --> 00:09:23,189 I wish it was that easy. I built this thing too tricky. 155 00:09:23,314 --> 00:09:24,649 What are we supposed to do? 156 00:09:24,774 --> 00:09:27,735 Ooh! Make sandwiches, put them in baggies 157 00:09:27,860 --> 00:09:29,612 and then throw them into the labyrinth. 158 00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:31,239 Yeah, and then hopefully I'll find one. 159 00:09:31,364 --> 00:09:33,407 This is really good. I'm gonna call Leonard real fast. 160 00:09:33,533 --> 00:09:35,743 Dave, can you please come out? 161 00:09:35,868 --> 00:09:40,540 Annie, I want to, I just... I can't. 162 00:09:40,665 --> 00:09:45,795 Dave is trapped in a cardboard maze in his living room and he can't get out... 163 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:49,924 I know... No, no bag, no closet, just... 164 00:09:50,049 --> 00:09:51,217 Yeah, Annie just came home and found him... 165 00:09:51,342 --> 00:09:54,804 - No, no, no. Gordon? Gordon! - Hold on a sec, Leo. What? 166 00:09:54,929 --> 00:10:00,101 Only Leonard. Only Leonard. You got me? 167 00:10:00,226 --> 00:10:01,769 Yes, of course. 168 00:10:08,109 --> 00:10:12,530 - You OK? - Yeah, I'm fine. Just kinda hungry. 169 00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:15,825 - And we can't tear it down? - Please don't. 170 00:10:15,950 --> 00:10:19,829 - Let's go get him. - No, you can't. It's too dangerous. 171 00:10:19,954 --> 00:10:22,707 You wouldn't last a second with the obstacles and the booby traps... 172 00:10:22,832 --> 00:10:25,209 - You built obstacles? - Yeah, just for fun. 173 00:10:25,334 --> 00:10:29,338 And then they took on a life of their own, and they're not what I intended. 174 00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:34,093 So we can't tear it down, and we can't go in? I'm going home. 175 00:10:34,218 --> 00:10:36,178 No, no, come on. You just got here, let's hang out. 176 00:10:36,304 --> 00:10:39,432 - I've gotta work tomorrow. - Well, you've got awesome right now! 177 00:10:39,557 --> 00:10:42,310 - Sorry. Bye, Dave. - Bye, Leonard! 178 00:10:42,435 --> 00:10:45,438 Leonard, can I get a few words from you before you go? 179 00:10:45,563 --> 00:10:49,025 - OK. Cock, radio, porcelain... - An interview. 180 00:10:49,150 --> 00:10:52,653 - Wait, was that Harry? - Yeah, he's making a documentary. 181 00:10:52,778 --> 00:10:55,698 Oh. What, did he see the labyrinth yet? 182 00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:57,199 Nope. Probably missed it. 183 00:10:57,325 --> 00:10:59,869 Come on, guys! It's huge! 184 00:10:59,994 --> 00:11:03,080 - Wait... who else is out there? - Me, Gordon, Harry... 185 00:11:03,205 --> 00:11:05,291 Harry's crew. Greg and Brynn are here. 186 00:11:05,416 --> 00:11:06,417 Hey, Dave. 187 00:11:06,542 --> 00:11:08,794 Can you not say that at the same time as me? 188 00:11:08,919 --> 00:11:10,671 - What? - You know... 189 00:11:10,796 --> 00:11:12,548 - Hey, guys. - Hey, Dave. 190 00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:14,967 - Damn it. - Gordon, what the fuck? 191 00:11:15,092 --> 00:11:17,303 Nicole couldn't make it, but Jane is here. 192 00:11:17,428 --> 00:11:19,263 I wanna go inside! Can we go inside? 193 00:11:19,388 --> 00:11:21,641 - What? No! - OK! 194 00:11:21,766 --> 00:11:24,352 I don't understand. Why can't he just break out of it? 195 00:11:24,477 --> 00:11:28,898 - Because he's attached to it. - Oh. Yeah, OK. 196 00:11:29,023 --> 00:11:31,692 OK, well, don't just let anyone in, OK? 197 00:11:31,817 --> 00:11:34,570 There's some Flemish tourists. 198 00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:39,200 - Hobo from the street. - Can I use the shower? 199 00:11:39,325 --> 00:11:42,078 - Gordon! - Look, buddy, you said you knew mazes. 200 00:11:42,203 --> 00:11:44,246 I said I know cardboard. 201 00:11:44,372 --> 00:11:46,040 - Pizza's here. - More cardboard. 202 00:11:46,165 --> 00:11:49,335 Oh, you guys got some pizza? 203 00:11:49,460 --> 00:11:52,254 - Annie? - What? 204 00:11:52,380 --> 00:11:55,883 Can you come back to the back of the labyrinth, please? 205 00:11:56,008 --> 00:11:58,636 I can't. I have to get the pizza. 206 00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:02,264 - Please? - I'll get it. I'll get it. 207 00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:09,939 What? 208 00:12:10,064 --> 00:12:15,194 I'm sorry I can't figure my way outta here. I feel like a fish in a fishbowl. 209 00:12:16,070 --> 00:12:21,075 Everything is so close. I'm really sorry. 210 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,285 OK. 211 00:12:23,411 --> 00:12:28,374 "OK" what? You sound pissed. 212 00:12:28,499 --> 00:12:30,251 This is stupid. 213 00:12:30,376 --> 00:12:33,587 Not from in here. 214 00:12:33,713 --> 00:12:35,673 I miss you. 215 00:12:44,098 --> 00:12:45,349 I miss you, too. 216 00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:51,188 I miss you too. 217 00:13:01,449 --> 00:13:04,034 OK, that's great. Can we try another one? 218 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:09,498 OK, I got one. When I first heard about Dave being trapped in a maze, 219 00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:12,501 I was like, "Well, at least he's not sucking a big veiny dick 220 00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:16,130 - "for Kickstarter money." - That's not how Kickstarter works! 221 00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:19,008 - Hi. - Oh, hey. 222 00:13:19,133 --> 00:13:21,010 Why didn't we start with Annie? 223 00:13:21,135 --> 00:13:23,345 - I'm going into the maze. - Really? OK. 224 00:13:24,096 --> 00:13:25,931 - Don't touch me! - I'm sorry. You're good. 225 00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:28,267 We're gonna pick up later, where we left off. 226 00:13:28,392 --> 00:13:29,810 OK, thank you, Leonard. 227 00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:34,023 OK, Annie. You come home, there's a giant maze in your living room, 228 00:13:34,148 --> 00:13:37,568 you're like, "What the...? There's a giant maze in my living room! 229 00:13:37,693 --> 00:13:39,653 "I've heard of people rearranging the furniture, 230 00:13:39,779 --> 00:13:43,073 "but this is whack-a-doodle crazy!" 231 00:13:43,199 --> 00:13:46,202 Give me a sense of that. 232 00:13:46,327 --> 00:13:48,120 So when you're ready. Just let me know how you felt. 233 00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:50,164 Put it in your own words. 234 00:13:50,289 --> 00:13:52,416 Don't say "whack-a-doodle". That's dumb. 235 00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:53,751 When you're ready... 236 00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:56,086 OK, just ignore me, do what you're doing. 237 00:13:56,212 --> 00:13:58,839 We'll put some music over this, it'll be a montage, it'll be awesome! 238 00:14:08,933 --> 00:14:12,561 - Um... can we go in the maze now? - Yeah, can we go in the maze now? 239 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:13,687 What? No! 240 00:14:13,813 --> 00:14:15,898 Guys, I'm just going to fish Dave out. This is not... 241 00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:19,401 - So we can go in the maze now? - Yes! Let's fucking do this! 242 00:14:19,527 --> 00:14:20,611 - Yeah! - Woo! 243 00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:22,863 Woah! What? Stop it. Guys, stop it! 244 00:14:22,988 --> 00:14:24,490 - It's not finished! - I'll be right there. 245 00:14:24,615 --> 00:14:26,116 - What's going on? - Everybody's coming in. 246 00:14:26,242 --> 00:14:28,452 - You're not coming in, are you? - Let's go in! 247 00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:30,788 - Fuck it, let's go. - Stop! 248 00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:33,999 Go, go, go! Don't look at the camera. Don't look at the camera! 249 00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:35,793 Don't look at the camera! Go, go, go, go through. 250 00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:38,420 - Wow! - Oh, my! 251 00:14:38,546 --> 00:14:40,965 Let's go this way! 252 00:14:44,468 --> 00:14:46,136 Dave? 253 00:14:52,977 --> 00:14:54,812 It is bigger. 254 00:15:03,696 --> 00:15:05,865 This doesn't make any sense. 255 00:15:24,717 --> 00:15:25,718 Ow! 256 00:15:32,516 --> 00:15:35,060 No problem. We're gonna... we'll just turn around. 257 00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:38,063 As long as we're all working together, this is gonna be fine. It's gonna be great. 258 00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:40,524 - Which way? - Um... wait a second. Hold on. 259 00:15:40,649 --> 00:15:42,735 - What's wrong? - Nothing, hold on, just give me a second. 260 00:15:42,860 --> 00:15:46,697 No, come on. Dave! 261 00:15:46,822 --> 00:15:49,408 Hey, hey! Not on me, on the maze. The maze! 262 00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:56,081 Well, um... 263 00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:06,133 Dave? 264 00:16:10,179 --> 00:16:11,430 Acoustics are different. 265 00:16:11,555 --> 00:16:13,432 Is that a problem? Are you bringing problems to my set? 266 00:16:13,557 --> 00:16:15,225 You're here to provide solutions, not problems. 267 00:16:15,351 --> 00:16:16,393 It's just different. 268 00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:17,853 Dave! 269 00:16:18,938 --> 00:16:23,651 OK, look, mazes are very complicated. So let's just take a second and relax. 270 00:16:23,776 --> 00:16:26,487 - We don't need to go and get lost. - We just got here! 271 00:16:26,612 --> 00:16:28,489 Every maze has a dead end. 272 00:16:28,614 --> 00:16:31,492 It's just a shame we had to find one so soon. Look at that. 273 00:16:31,617 --> 00:16:33,035 What is happening to you? 274 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:37,915 You're freaking out. So let's just take a second and have a breather. 275 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:41,126 No, don't! Oh! 276 00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:05,943 This must have taken hours... 277 00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:07,319 It goes all the way up. 278 00:17:41,687 --> 00:17:43,522 Wait, isn't this the keyboard that you got Dave? 279 00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:48,110 Yep. Hey, at least the box is being used, huh? 280 00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:50,988 He really used anything he could find. 281 00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,614 Where's the keyboard? 282 00:18:15,846 --> 00:18:16,930 Annie? 283 00:18:26,774 --> 00:18:28,609 - Hey! - Hey. 284 00:18:58,889 --> 00:19:02,893 Dave? Dave! Guys, come on! 285 00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:18,242 Whoa! 286 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:30,212 No, it's fine. 287 00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:53,110 Annie? More childlike wonder. 288 00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:54,444 "Ooh!" 289 00:19:56,822 --> 00:19:58,657 Ooh. 290 00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:04,997 Wow! 291 00:20:05,122 --> 00:20:06,623 Mm-hmm... 292 00:20:12,421 --> 00:20:14,423 Why are we stopping? 293 00:20:15,424 --> 00:20:17,426 Where's the second one? 294 00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:24,349 Oh! Argh! 295 00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:34,776 There's gotta be another way out! 296 00:20:38,155 --> 00:20:40,324 Argh! 297 00:20:45,913 --> 00:20:48,248 Guys! Get in the mouth! 298 00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:50,709 Go! Come on! 299 00:21:06,475 --> 00:21:09,770 I've got it! When I first heard about Dave being trapped in a maze... 300 00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:11,980 Oh... 301 00:21:19,029 --> 00:21:21,657 Let's see if this... 302 00:21:21,782 --> 00:21:23,283 Yeah. Annie, could you sit there? 303 00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:28,205 Annie, just... OK, there we go. 304 00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:32,793 Just sit there. OK? Yeah. All right. 305 00:21:32,918 --> 00:21:35,087 This is pretty overwhelming, huh? Let's talk about this. 306 00:21:35,212 --> 00:21:37,881 Yeah, I guess. 307 00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:39,508 Probably talk about... 308 00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:43,553 OK, let's start with Annie. Thank you, Gordon. All right. 309 00:21:44,388 --> 00:21:47,391 Hold this for a second. 310 00:21:47,516 --> 00:21:50,185 And I see that she keys left. Do you have a bounce? 311 00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:52,145 I'd like to get some fill on the other side of her face... 312 00:21:52,271 --> 00:21:56,692 We're here in the maze and we're rescuing Dave. 313 00:21:56,817 --> 00:22:00,696 Great, hold on, hold that thought. Not yet. Good instincts. 314 00:22:00,821 --> 00:22:06,285 OK, so Annie, start with your name and age. 315 00:22:06,410 --> 00:22:10,539 My name's Annie, and we're rescuing Dave, from the maze. 316 00:22:10,664 --> 00:22:16,378 OK, Annie... when did Dave become able to bring inanimate objects to life? 317 00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:17,504 What? 318 00:22:17,629 --> 00:22:20,966 We were just attacked by giant origami birds. Your thoughts? 319 00:22:21,091 --> 00:22:22,843 I don't know. What are your thoughts? 320 00:22:24,928 --> 00:22:29,975 Often in the media, women are portrayed as incomplete without a man, 321 00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:33,437 either talking about a guy, or in this case physically searching for a guy. 322 00:22:33,562 --> 00:22:37,858 - What do you think about that? - What? I really don't care. 323 00:22:37,983 --> 00:22:40,736 You don't care? You're a woman. You don't care about gender stereotypes? 324 00:22:40,861 --> 00:22:43,113 What are you, Betty Friedan? Let's just keep it about the maze. 325 00:22:43,238 --> 00:22:45,282 You want me to minimise her as a person 326 00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:47,576 and just allow her identity through a gender telescope? Fine! 327 00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:50,162 - I want us to stay focused! - You want me to stay focused? 328 00:22:50,287 --> 00:22:55,792 Annie! Is Dave important to you? 329 00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:58,879 What would you do if something happened to him? 330 00:23:04,926 --> 00:23:05,927 I... 331 00:23:06,053 --> 00:23:07,929 Hey, you guys! 332 00:23:08,847 --> 00:23:11,975 This place is huge. 333 00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:13,685 Jane, did you see anything back there? 334 00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:17,397 No, I didn't see anything. This is a blast, huh? 335 00:23:17,522 --> 00:23:19,191 - Hold on, hold on. - Have you seen any of the other... 336 00:23:19,316 --> 00:23:20,317 No, don't move! 337 00:23:32,454 --> 00:23:35,791 OK. Look at me, I'm, like, a statue! 338 00:23:35,916 --> 00:23:37,084 Why am I not moving, Annie? 339 00:23:38,919 --> 00:23:41,671 Um... Jane, just listen to him. 340 00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:47,386 - You might have triggered a booby trap. - Booby trap? 341 00:23:51,932 --> 00:23:53,892 No one else stepped on this? 342 00:23:55,227 --> 00:23:59,147 It's like a fucking cocktail party in here, and nobody stepped on this? 343 00:23:59,272 --> 00:24:00,732 Ssh! 344 00:24:06,363 --> 00:24:07,656 OK. I think we're good. 345 00:24:08,907 --> 00:24:10,492 Oh! 346 00:24:27,008 --> 00:24:28,093 What? 347 00:24:34,099 --> 00:24:36,184 - What the hell is this? - Is this blood? 348 00:24:36,309 --> 00:24:37,811 Is this my good yarn? 349 00:24:37,936 --> 00:24:40,897 Did she die, or did she just turn into a craft project? 350 00:24:41,022 --> 00:24:46,945 Her head fell off, so I'm gonna say that... she's dead? I don't know! 351 00:24:47,070 --> 00:24:48,738 Greg! 352 00:25:01,501 --> 00:25:04,171 You're getting so cold. 353 00:25:09,176 --> 00:25:11,720 I'm coming to get you, Brynn! 354 00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:23,523 Greg? 355 00:25:34,409 --> 00:25:36,453 I can hear you. 356 00:25:41,208 --> 00:25:42,209 Ah! 357 00:25:47,380 --> 00:25:49,049 Greg? 358 00:26:05,565 --> 00:26:07,651 - Why did Dave build booby traps? - Because it's a labyrinth. 359 00:26:07,776 --> 00:26:11,530 If it didn't have booby traps, it would just be a series of articulated hallways. 360 00:26:11,655 --> 00:26:14,616 I don't care what it is. I wanna know why it's killing people! 361 00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:17,202 OK, that's great, but could you rephrase that 362 00:26:17,327 --> 00:26:19,704 to more directly address whether what's happening here is real? 363 00:26:21,206 --> 00:26:24,209 - I wanna get out of here! - Brynn! Are you OK? 364 00:26:24,334 --> 00:26:27,796 No, I'm not OK. I wanna get out of this stupid maze. 365 00:26:27,921 --> 00:26:29,756 Stop. 366 00:26:29,881 --> 00:26:32,259 Hey, um... You look nice. How are you? 367 00:26:32,384 --> 00:26:35,762 - What? - More of a... 368 00:26:35,887 --> 00:26:38,807 Look, er... we don't have time for this, Brynn! 369 00:26:38,932 --> 00:26:41,560 We are trapped inside some sort of a death maze, 370 00:26:41,685 --> 00:26:44,437 and we need to find our friends and get the fuck out of here! 371 00:26:44,563 --> 00:26:45,730 OK, why are you shaking me? 372 00:26:45,855 --> 00:26:48,900 I am shaking you because I am brimming with emotion! 373 00:26:49,025 --> 00:26:50,318 Get it together, Gordon! 374 00:26:50,443 --> 00:26:53,280 Hey, enough! Brynn, what happened? 375 00:26:53,405 --> 00:26:56,866 A bunch of spikes hit Greg and his guts splashed all over me. 376 00:26:56,992 --> 00:27:02,872 OK. OK. We have to know what we're dealing with here. 377 00:27:05,166 --> 00:27:07,460 - I don't know what that is. - Hug her. Give her a hug. 378 00:27:07,586 --> 00:27:08,628 No! Come on. 379 00:27:08,753 --> 00:27:12,549 Follow them. Go, go, go! 380 00:27:31,526 --> 00:27:33,778 He was right there. 381 00:27:35,363 --> 00:27:37,949 Could he have gotten up? Maybe he was just hurt. 382 00:27:38,074 --> 00:27:40,619 He was definitely hurt. 383 00:27:40,744 --> 00:27:43,747 It looks like he got up and wandered off, 384 00:27:43,872 --> 00:27:46,416 if he had paint cans for feet. What am I looking at? 385 00:27:46,541 --> 00:27:51,046 Hooves. It's a minotaur. 386 00:27:51,171 --> 00:27:52,922 Um... what? 387 00:27:53,048 --> 00:27:54,966 Half bull, half man. 388 00:27:55,091 --> 00:27:57,260 Feeds on human flesh, haunts labyrinths. 389 00:27:57,385 --> 00:28:00,347 Are you telling me that Dave is killing and eating people? 390 00:28:00,472 --> 00:28:03,308 No, the traps are killing people and the Minotaur is eating them. 391 00:28:03,433 --> 00:28:07,145 OK, but if Dave made the Minotaur, couldn't he just tell it to stop? 392 00:28:07,270 --> 00:28:09,397 How do you make a Minotaur? 393 00:28:10,482 --> 00:28:12,317 I don't know. 394 00:28:17,864 --> 00:28:19,282 OK, that's it. 395 00:28:20,533 --> 00:28:23,453 I'm cutting a hole all the way to the outside. 396 00:28:23,578 --> 00:28:25,580 No, no, Annie. Dave said that we shouldn't... 397 00:28:27,874 --> 00:28:31,378 Well, he's gonna get over it. It's the least of his concerns. 398 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:38,843 Annie? Annie, Annie! You gotta hurry up! 399 00:28:38,968 --> 00:28:41,137 - It's rough. - Annie, we gotta get outta here! 400 00:28:41,262 --> 00:28:42,722 I'm almost done! 401 00:28:44,474 --> 00:28:46,393 Annie! 402 00:28:48,561 --> 00:28:51,106 I got it, I got it! 403 00:28:51,231 --> 00:28:52,899 Argh! 404 00:28:53,024 --> 00:28:54,484 Oh... 405 00:29:01,491 --> 00:29:02,575 Brynn, come on! 406 00:29:02,701 --> 00:29:03,785 Get out of here. 407 00:29:03,910 --> 00:29:05,245 Let's move it. 408 00:29:05,370 --> 00:29:07,455 Get out of here! 409 00:29:32,856 --> 00:29:34,691 There's no point. We can't stop it. 410 00:29:34,816 --> 00:29:36,651 It just keeps coming. 411 00:29:37,986 --> 00:29:38,987 Dave! 412 00:29:39,112 --> 00:29:40,780 Hey! Follow me. 413 00:29:43,241 --> 00:29:45,160 Shit! 414 00:29:45,285 --> 00:29:46,286 Which way? 415 00:29:46,411 --> 00:29:48,663 I don't know any more. I'm just as lost as you. 416 00:29:50,665 --> 00:29:52,333 Wait. 417 00:29:53,835 --> 00:29:58,256 Go! Go! 418 00:30:55,063 --> 00:30:58,566 - What are you guys doing in here? - What have you done? 419 00:30:58,691 --> 00:31:04,280 I'm sorry, OK? Things... got outta hand. 420 00:31:04,405 --> 00:31:06,574 None of this should have happened. 421 00:31:09,244 --> 00:31:11,329 What did you think was gonna happen? 422 00:31:11,454 --> 00:31:16,584 It was just cardboard. No one was supposed to get hurt! 423 00:31:16,709 --> 00:31:19,254 Are you getting the ineptitude and boyish charm? 424 00:31:19,379 --> 00:31:21,798 Well, it's not just cardboard anymore! 425 00:31:21,923 --> 00:31:26,302 I said, "Don't come in." I said, "It's too dangerous." 426 00:31:26,427 --> 00:31:29,013 This is a rescue, you dick! 427 00:31:30,557 --> 00:31:34,477 We're gonna die. And it's all your fault. 428 00:31:45,905 --> 00:31:47,574 This will work. 429 00:31:51,452 --> 00:31:53,204 All right, through here! 430 00:31:57,625 --> 00:32:01,087 You have to trust me. I can't lose you guys. 431 00:32:04,841 --> 00:32:06,259 Come on, guys! 432 00:32:07,260 --> 00:32:09,846 Whoa! 433 00:32:17,604 --> 00:32:19,105 Oh-hoh! 434 00:32:19,230 --> 00:32:22,066 Whoa! What was that? 435 00:32:22,191 --> 00:32:26,321 - Whoa! - Dave, we... Oh, wow! 436 00:32:27,906 --> 00:32:31,743 Hmm... OK. 437 00:32:31,868 --> 00:32:33,286 I suppose this was only a matter of time. 438 00:32:33,411 --> 00:32:39,042 - Are we safe down here? - Safe? We're not even people. 439 00:32:39,167 --> 00:32:42,337 Dave, are we safe? 440 00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:47,508 We should probably keep moving. 441 00:32:50,637 --> 00:32:55,558 - Is this permanent? - Nothing in here is. Apparently. 442 00:32:55,683 --> 00:32:59,646 But it's all gonna be OK once we get back to the apartment. I promise. 443 00:32:59,771 --> 00:33:03,024 Can you get us there? Dave, can you get us home? 444 00:33:10,823 --> 00:33:12,825 Run! 445 00:33:14,661 --> 00:33:16,496 It's all gonna be OK once we get back to the apartment. 446 00:33:16,621 --> 00:33:18,373 It's all gonna be OK once we get back to the apartment... 447 00:33:18,498 --> 00:33:19,499 Ah! Look out! 448 00:33:19,624 --> 00:33:22,126 It'll all be OK once we get back to the apartment. 449 00:33:22,919 --> 00:33:23,920 Careful! 450 00:33:24,045 --> 00:33:25,630 Why do you always have to make it so hard? 451 00:33:25,755 --> 00:33:28,091 Because they say, "If it were easy, everyone would do it." 452 00:33:28,216 --> 00:33:31,302 That does not apply to this situation in any way whatsoever! 453 00:33:32,804 --> 00:33:36,683 Wait. What's that sound? 454 00:33:36,808 --> 00:33:38,101 Oh, boy. 455 00:33:38,226 --> 00:33:40,061 Duck! 456 00:33:44,983 --> 00:33:47,360 Is everybody OK? 457 00:34:00,790 --> 00:34:03,876 Oh. Well, that's not so bad. 458 00:34:11,050 --> 00:34:14,554 This way! Everybody, down here! 459 00:34:22,061 --> 00:34:24,397 Go, go, come on. 460 00:34:29,819 --> 00:34:31,654 - Here. - What's this? 461 00:34:31,779 --> 00:34:34,198 - It's an old fort trick. Temporary wall. - What? 462 00:34:34,323 --> 00:34:37,577 Just tape it. Ssh! 463 00:35:13,863 --> 00:35:16,824 What the fuck did you do? 464 00:35:19,994 --> 00:35:23,081 - It's a passion project... - Dave! Greg and Brynn are dead! 465 00:35:23,206 --> 00:35:25,625 - Damn it. - And Jane. With the head. 466 00:35:25,750 --> 00:35:27,668 Damn it! Why didn't you guys listen to me? 467 00:35:28,169 --> 00:35:30,421 I didn't want anyone to get hurt. 468 00:35:30,546 --> 00:35:32,548 It's me. 469 00:35:32,673 --> 00:35:34,509 Well, it's not... I'm not trying to kill anyone. 470 00:35:35,676 --> 00:35:38,763 OK, I can explain it. I can explain everything. 471 00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:46,729 - No, I can't. Who else came in? - Everybody. 472 00:35:46,854 --> 00:35:51,442 OK. Um... well, then we should probably get out of here. 473 00:35:51,567 --> 00:35:54,570 Um... thank you guys for coming to get me. Shall we? 474 00:35:54,695 --> 00:35:57,490 Even if we get out of the maze, we still have a water buffalo... 475 00:35:57,615 --> 00:36:00,660 - Minotaur. - ...Minotaur in our apartment! 476 00:36:00,785 --> 00:36:02,954 Annie makes a great point. 477 00:36:03,079 --> 00:36:06,249 It's a temporary fix. It's not going to keep it out forever. 478 00:36:06,958 --> 00:36:09,961 It's time to make some motherfucking bull burgers. 479 00:36:10,086 --> 00:36:13,339 Kill it. Great. Good idea. 480 00:36:13,464 --> 00:36:15,049 Um... but about the maze itself... 481 00:36:15,967 --> 00:36:18,761 Well, I guess it's time to take out the recycling. 482 00:36:18,886 --> 00:36:21,806 Another great option from Gordon. Thank you. 483 00:36:21,931 --> 00:36:23,432 Or... 484 00:36:24,934 --> 00:36:28,479 How about we finish it? Right, guys? 485 00:36:29,230 --> 00:36:30,398 Because I've got all these supplies. 486 00:36:30,523 --> 00:36:33,442 We've got tape, I've got so much cardboard... 487 00:36:33,568 --> 00:36:35,695 Dave! We are not building more. 488 00:36:35,820 --> 00:36:39,615 - Yeah, this sounds like work. - It is work, but think about the reward! 489 00:36:39,740 --> 00:36:41,826 - Dave! - No, you don't understand. 490 00:36:41,951 --> 00:36:45,037 Instead of trying to defeat the maze, we've gotta complete the maze! 491 00:36:45,163 --> 00:36:47,165 We're not just doing that because it rhymes. 492 00:36:47,290 --> 00:36:51,127 Well, how about instead of trying to diminish it... 493 00:36:52,003 --> 00:36:53,421 ...you guys help me finish it? 494 00:36:54,755 --> 00:36:56,257 How about instead of rhyming... 495 00:36:58,009 --> 00:36:59,343 ...fine wining? 496 00:36:59,468 --> 00:37:03,347 No, guys, focus! What about the Minotaur? 497 00:37:05,016 --> 00:37:08,102 Um... we'll just have to defeat him... and even the score. 498 00:37:08,227 --> 00:37:09,228 - Oh! - Yes! 499 00:37:09,353 --> 00:37:10,605 - Yes! Felt nice. - He's back. 500 00:37:10,730 --> 00:37:14,859 - Come on, guys! - Listen, I am so close. 501 00:37:14,984 --> 00:37:17,904 Close to what? How could you even think about building more? 502 00:37:18,029 --> 00:37:22,366 I know it's dangerous and unstable, but that's because it's incomplete. 503 00:37:22,491 --> 00:37:25,661 And I... if you just... if you just let me finish it... 504 00:37:25,786 --> 00:37:29,790 You just wanna keep working on it so that we don't have to destroy it. 505 00:37:29,916 --> 00:37:32,168 Dave, we have to get out of here. 506 00:37:36,214 --> 00:37:37,381 - Follow me. - Beautiful. 507 00:37:37,506 --> 00:37:42,553 Can we get one more for safety? Dave? For safety. Dave? 508 00:38:13,084 --> 00:38:14,502 What? What is it? 509 00:38:14,627 --> 00:38:17,546 This is, er... 510 00:38:17,672 --> 00:38:19,757 What's wrong? 511 00:38:19,882 --> 00:38:23,094 I'm not sure. 512 00:38:23,219 --> 00:38:25,388 I don't remember this wall. 513 00:38:25,513 --> 00:38:28,599 Well, that's OK. You can't remember every wall. 514 00:38:28,724 --> 00:38:34,563 I guess, but... parts of this are taking on a life of its own. 515 00:38:36,232 --> 00:38:38,526 It's running unchecked. 516 00:38:38,651 --> 00:38:40,319 What's driving it? 517 00:38:40,444 --> 00:38:42,446 I don't know. 518 00:38:45,950 --> 00:38:49,620 - My imagination? - Oh, please. 519 00:38:49,745 --> 00:38:51,289 No, I can't use this. 520 00:38:51,414 --> 00:38:54,917 This whole place is dangerous, but it's also very, very fragile. 521 00:38:57,086 --> 00:39:00,172 It's like a spider web. Any vibration... 522 00:39:03,050 --> 00:39:05,469 ...and it's there. 523 00:39:05,594 --> 00:39:07,430 It's guarding its home. 524 00:39:08,306 --> 00:39:10,224 Well, what is it doing here? 525 00:39:10,349 --> 00:39:15,688 I don't know. None of this should work, but look at it. It's here. 526 00:39:15,813 --> 00:39:18,316 Yeah, in our apartment. 527 00:39:21,110 --> 00:39:23,070 I'm sorry. 528 00:39:46,010 --> 00:39:49,096 I think we're gonna be safe in here. 529 00:39:50,097 --> 00:39:51,724 Whoa! 530 00:39:55,186 --> 00:39:57,355 It's pretty. 531 00:39:58,856 --> 00:40:00,691 Yeah, I was hoping you'd like it. 532 00:40:16,499 --> 00:40:17,917 Is that the...? 533 00:40:18,042 --> 00:40:21,545 Oh, God. Our British high society drama. 534 00:40:29,303 --> 00:40:32,056 I just couldn't get the story to come off the page... 535 00:40:48,406 --> 00:40:50,574 Holy shit! 536 00:40:51,409 --> 00:40:52,410 Oh! 537 00:40:52,535 --> 00:40:54,620 Whoa! 538 00:40:58,749 --> 00:41:02,586 Hey. You fuck my wife? 539 00:41:02,711 --> 00:41:03,712 Did you fuck my wife? 540 00:41:03,838 --> 00:41:05,339 There's no "did". It's just, "You fuck my wife?" 541 00:41:05,464 --> 00:41:07,675 No, seriously, did you fuck my wife? 542 00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:10,386 - No "did". - Argh! What is that? 543 00:41:10,511 --> 00:41:14,014 I... this wasn't my idea. 544 00:41:15,850 --> 00:41:20,688 This isn't exactly the maze that I built. Some things are just... there. 545 00:41:20,813 --> 00:41:21,981 Right... 546 00:41:25,359 --> 00:41:27,236 Can we go? 547 00:41:31,365 --> 00:41:33,701 Oh, my God, you've got to be kidding me. 548 00:41:45,379 --> 00:41:47,214 It's a trap. 549 00:41:58,142 --> 00:41:59,977 It's a trap. 550 00:42:11,405 --> 00:42:15,409 - No. - It's a trap. 551 00:42:29,757 --> 00:42:33,260 I'm gonna go, er... check light levels in here. 552 00:42:33,385 --> 00:42:35,721 - Yeah, me too. - No, I'm serious, guys. 553 00:42:35,846 --> 00:42:37,806 Don't mess with it. 554 00:42:37,932 --> 00:42:40,559 Oh, my God. Dave! 555 00:42:41,769 --> 00:42:43,854 I had to learn the hard way. 556 00:42:43,979 --> 00:42:46,607 Is there anything in this maze that you haven't tried to stick your hand in? 557 00:42:46,732 --> 00:42:49,735 - I didn't try, I did, thank you very much. - You're welcome. 558 00:42:49,860 --> 00:42:53,155 Don't think I didn't notice your complete and utter lack of beard, you paper dick. 559 00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:56,784 - I had an interview. - Oh, sell-out. 560 00:42:56,909 --> 00:42:58,202 I made this for you! 561 00:42:58,327 --> 00:42:59,703 Thank you. 562 00:42:59,828 --> 00:43:04,041 But I don't know why you did. I get plenty of girls. All the time. 563 00:43:04,166 --> 00:43:06,001 - How much further, Dave? - Constantly. 564 00:43:07,294 --> 00:43:09,755 - Dave! - Huh? Yeah. What? Sorry. 565 00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:15,219 - Can we keep going? - Yeah! Yes. 566 00:43:36,699 --> 00:43:40,244 We made it. We're home! 567 00:43:40,369 --> 00:43:42,538 Yeah. 568 00:43:47,167 --> 00:43:48,752 It's growing. 569 00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:54,550 I know, but if we can finish it, everything will be fine. 570 00:43:55,092 --> 00:43:58,095 Hey, guys, I know we're tired. I'm exhausted! 571 00:43:58,220 --> 00:44:03,767 But we've got this giant, glowing... lady-part in there, 572 00:44:03,892 --> 00:44:06,228 and if we can just lead the Minotaur into here, 573 00:44:06,353 --> 00:44:09,064 and then trick him into there, he'll turn into cardboard. 574 00:44:09,189 --> 00:44:10,941 Right? 575 00:44:11,066 --> 00:44:14,403 Then we can stop him easily, no problem! 576 00:44:14,528 --> 00:44:17,031 And then I could probably disarm all of the traps, 577 00:44:17,156 --> 00:44:21,535 and then we can finish this maze! Who is with me? 578 00:44:28,959 --> 00:44:34,882 - Can we get that interview now? - No. There's no interviews. 579 00:44:35,674 --> 00:44:37,384 So, Dave, you know what I'm gonna ask. 580 00:44:37,509 --> 00:44:39,428 And remember, they won't hear me, 581 00:44:39,553 --> 00:44:42,681 so if you could answer the questions in complete sentences, 582 00:44:42,806 --> 00:44:46,060 "I built the maze because..." and... 583 00:44:47,353 --> 00:44:53,233 I built the maze because I wanted to make something. 584 00:44:53,359 --> 00:44:55,194 And? 585 00:44:55,319 --> 00:45:01,325 And I wanted to make something that people would see and say, 586 00:45:01,450 --> 00:45:03,661 "That's cool. Why didn't I think of that?" 587 00:45:03,786 --> 00:45:07,122 - Right, I get it. You had to make it. - Yeah. 588 00:45:07,247 --> 00:45:10,542 People spend their whole lives striving to find something, and you did. 589 00:45:10,668 --> 00:45:12,586 - Yeah. - So tell me about that. 590 00:45:12,711 --> 00:45:18,509 OK. Some people spend their whole lives trying, er... striving 591 00:45:18,634 --> 00:45:22,763 to make something, and I did. 592 00:45:23,847 --> 00:45:26,058 But that's not right. 593 00:45:26,183 --> 00:45:28,060 Tell me about that. 594 00:45:32,314 --> 00:45:35,150 I didn't... I wasn't striving for anything. 595 00:45:35,275 --> 00:45:38,195 I just wanted to make something. 596 00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:41,699 And I can't sit on my couch and watch TV, 597 00:45:41,824 --> 00:45:43,659 or think that the internet is gonna inspire me, 598 00:45:43,784 --> 00:45:46,328 because I'm fucking thirty years old. 599 00:45:46,453 --> 00:45:49,123 And my parents are still giving me money. 600 00:45:49,248 --> 00:45:51,834 And I bore the shit outta them. 601 00:45:51,959 --> 00:45:56,547 And I work at jobs I hate that I have to beg to get. 602 00:45:59,633 --> 00:46:01,802 Do you know what it means to be broke? 603 00:46:01,927 --> 00:46:07,349 It means that you are broken. That you don't work. 604 00:46:09,017 --> 00:46:11,645 Argh! Everyone are arseholes! 605 00:46:11,770 --> 00:46:13,522 - Is. - Everyone is arseholes! 606 00:46:13,647 --> 00:46:15,065 No, that doesn't sound right. 607 00:46:15,190 --> 00:46:18,777 And I'm not angry, I'm fucking furious! 608 00:46:18,902 --> 00:46:21,530 But don't make me seem angry. 609 00:46:21,655 --> 00:46:23,657 - Or spineless. Please. - No, no, of course not. 610 00:46:23,782 --> 00:46:27,661 For fuck's sake, do not make me look like a spineless arsehole. 611 00:46:27,786 --> 00:46:29,872 Of course not. Boom. 612 00:46:33,167 --> 00:46:36,211 I built something because I wanted to build something. 613 00:46:36,962 --> 00:46:41,133 And if I could just finish it, I just know that it would... 614 00:46:42,092 --> 00:46:43,260 ...it would be great. 615 00:46:43,385 --> 00:46:48,682 And tertiary... tertiary, I might be responsible 616 00:46:48,807 --> 00:46:51,810 for the people that died yesterday... or today. 617 00:46:51,935 --> 00:46:54,772 I don't know what time it is. 618 00:46:57,107 --> 00:46:59,526 And if I am... 619 00:47:02,404 --> 00:47:04,406 ...then I'm sorry. 620 00:47:06,533 --> 00:47:09,578 Tertiarily. Tell me more about that. 621 00:47:11,789 --> 00:47:14,166 Dave, don't go... 622 00:47:14,291 --> 00:47:16,293 A few more questions. 623 00:47:29,598 --> 00:47:33,852 Argh! Such an arsehole! 624 00:48:03,090 --> 00:48:05,676 Dave, we have to get outta here. 625 00:48:09,596 --> 00:48:11,098 OK. 626 00:48:13,392 --> 00:48:14,893 Here! 627 00:48:15,018 --> 00:48:19,690 Guys, we're gonna get out of the maze. Let's get some ideas. 628 00:48:19,815 --> 00:48:23,151 Here's everything we've got to work with. 629 00:48:23,277 --> 00:48:25,028 OK, this could work. We set this against 630 00:48:25,153 --> 00:48:27,698 John Cougar Mellencamp's 'Walls Come Tumbling Down'. 631 00:48:27,823 --> 00:48:32,578 Somehow this thing is alive. It's growing, and it's organic. 632 00:48:32,703 --> 00:48:36,957 Maybe if the five of us could find the heart, we could kill it. 633 00:48:37,082 --> 00:48:38,333 Five? You mean six. 634 00:48:42,754 --> 00:48:44,298 What the hell happened to you? 635 00:48:46,842 --> 00:48:52,764 I thought I could just slide right back in. Got lost for a second there. 636 00:48:52,890 --> 00:48:55,726 - Are you OK? - Yeah. 637 00:48:55,851 --> 00:48:58,353 You sure? What happened to you? 638 00:48:59,229 --> 00:49:00,731 I don't wanna talk about it. 639 00:49:00,856 --> 00:49:03,275 Wait, how did you find us? 640 00:49:12,743 --> 00:49:14,244 Hey, come on. We're guests here. 641 00:49:14,369 --> 00:49:16,121 Goddamn it! 642 00:49:18,165 --> 00:49:20,167 Here. Give me that. 643 00:49:20,292 --> 00:49:23,295 Let's capture some of the fear and the dread. 644 00:50:17,057 --> 00:50:19,476 Help me. 645 00:50:20,352 --> 00:50:24,940 'Help. Please.' 646 00:51:04,312 --> 00:51:08,150 OK, where were we? Something about a heart? 647 00:51:08,275 --> 00:51:09,443 Right? Gordon. 648 00:51:11,319 --> 00:51:14,364 Gordon... Gordon, I need you. 649 00:51:14,489 --> 00:51:18,577 OK, a heart? Where's the heart? Is there a heart? Can we stop it? 650 00:51:18,702 --> 00:51:23,874 Well, you know, traditionally, 651 00:51:23,999 --> 00:51:28,086 if there's, like, a structural weakness, it would be in the centre. 652 00:51:28,211 --> 00:51:31,256 You said you started from the centre and then you built outward, right? 653 00:51:31,381 --> 00:51:33,216 Well, yeah. Yeah, like a seashell. 654 00:51:33,341 --> 00:51:38,972 OK, so is there a heart? A generator? A light switch? A primordial clay? 655 00:51:39,097 --> 00:51:40,307 - Oh, you mean like a chrysalis? - Yes! 656 00:51:40,432 --> 00:51:41,850 No. 657 00:51:41,975 --> 00:51:43,602 See, that's a drag, because if there was, 658 00:51:43,727 --> 00:51:48,774 we could just find the centre, destroy it, and, you know, go home. 659 00:51:48,899 --> 00:51:52,235 Well, there is no weak spot to exploit... 660 00:51:53,904 --> 00:51:55,739 ...because I didn't make one. 661 00:51:55,864 --> 00:51:57,199 Why didn't you make one? 662 00:51:58,617 --> 00:52:02,788 Because if I made one, then somebody could... destroy it. 663 00:52:02,913 --> 00:52:05,832 You don't have to fail if you never finish anything. 664 00:52:05,957 --> 00:52:10,796 But Dave, we all have to deal with that. Every day. 665 00:52:10,921 --> 00:52:14,257 And you have to get over it if you're ever gonna accomplish anything. 666 00:52:14,382 --> 00:52:17,677 You know, like... saving our lives. 667 00:52:17,803 --> 00:52:23,809 It's just that this is the only thing that I ever started that was worth finishing... 668 00:52:26,019 --> 00:52:32,567 ...and if I hadn't made it... then no one would have gotten hurt. 669 00:52:37,405 --> 00:52:39,908 But you did make it. 670 00:52:40,033 --> 00:52:44,871 It's here, and we're here in it, 671 00:52:44,996 --> 00:52:47,791 and now we need you to get us outta here. 672 00:52:47,916 --> 00:52:50,585 Wait... are you saying I should finish it? 673 00:52:54,881 --> 00:53:01,638 You've got to build the Chrysalis in order to rescue us. 674 00:53:02,681 --> 00:53:04,099 Oh, my God. I love you. 675 00:53:04,224 --> 00:53:05,559 Let me get this straight: 676 00:53:05,684 --> 00:53:08,270 we're gonna build a chrysalis and then destroy it. Would that be right? 677 00:53:08,395 --> 00:53:11,481 - Let's go! - All right. To the Chrysalis Chamber! 678 00:53:11,606 --> 00:53:13,608 - I'll take that as a yes. - Oh, no, no. Actually, don't go that way. 679 00:53:13,733 --> 00:53:17,362 Oh, God. What? What did I step in? I'm dead, aren't I? I'm dead. 680 00:53:17,487 --> 00:53:20,323 Great. Why...? Dave! Why are you doing this to me? 681 00:53:20,448 --> 00:53:22,284 You're fine. 682 00:53:23,451 --> 00:53:26,371 Oh, for God's sake. 683 00:53:26,496 --> 00:53:29,749 Did you build a maze inside your maze? 684 00:53:29,875 --> 00:53:34,504 I'm in a completely new place, guys! I swear to God, I'm a new guy. 685 00:53:34,629 --> 00:53:38,300 I mean, you couldn't even finish the little maze inside of the big maze, could you? 686 00:53:38,425 --> 00:53:43,221 Before, I was bored... and flailing. And now, I'm completely focused! 687 00:53:43,346 --> 00:53:44,931 Honey, can you please back me up? 688 00:53:45,056 --> 00:53:47,684 Did you ever stop building? 689 00:53:47,809 --> 00:53:50,395 Yes, I did. When pizza was being discussed. 690 00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:52,731 The initial pizza concept, or delivery? 691 00:53:52,856 --> 00:53:55,192 I wasn't done! 692 00:53:55,317 --> 00:53:57,235 Ah! And what a surprise, you're not finished here! 693 00:53:57,360 --> 00:53:59,112 Who saw that coming? 694 00:53:59,237 --> 00:54:01,823 Well, guys... another part of the maze successfully navigated. 695 00:54:01,948 --> 00:54:03,700 I'm so glad we had the time to enjoy this. 696 00:54:03,825 --> 00:54:05,327 Oh, my God, come on. 697 00:54:05,452 --> 00:54:07,621 Hey, thank you. 698 00:54:38,068 --> 00:54:39,986 Oh! Hey, guys! 699 00:54:40,111 --> 00:54:42,948 Hey... Brynn. 700 00:54:43,073 --> 00:54:45,533 Hey! High five! 701 00:54:45,659 --> 00:54:47,577 No, don't, don't, don't! 702 00:54:47,702 --> 00:54:49,829 Dave, did you build a cardboard Brynn? 703 00:54:49,955 --> 00:54:51,289 Hey! High five! 704 00:54:51,414 --> 00:54:54,042 - Hi... Brynn. - Thought you were dead. 705 00:54:54,167 --> 00:54:56,753 No way! I'm fine! 706 00:54:56,878 --> 00:55:00,048 Oh, where are we headed? What are we up to? 707 00:55:00,173 --> 00:55:02,926 Come over here and talk to me. High five! 708 00:55:04,928 --> 00:55:10,225 Nowhere. We're just, um... just enjoying the maze. 709 00:55:10,350 --> 00:55:14,396 Oh, yeah, you're telling me! Come over here and talk to me. 710 00:55:14,521 --> 00:55:15,939 We're cool. 711 00:55:17,399 --> 00:55:19,234 Yeah, we are! High five! 712 00:55:19,359 --> 00:55:22,112 - We have to get past this thing. - Maybe we can distract it? 713 00:55:22,237 --> 00:55:25,407 High five? High five. 714 00:55:28,410 --> 00:55:29,828 - We gotta go now. - But... 715 00:55:29,953 --> 00:55:32,789 No. The longer we take, the bigger this thing's gonna get. 716 00:55:33,957 --> 00:55:36,835 We have to get some distance, find a straightaway, 717 00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:40,630 - then cut to the centre. - But what about the spider web? 718 00:55:42,716 --> 00:55:44,592 We move fast. 719 00:55:45,218 --> 00:55:49,389 Distract her. And don't let it leave this room. 720 00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:01,484 OK, thank you. 721 00:56:05,071 --> 00:56:07,907 OK, can I get a white balance? 722 00:56:12,078 --> 00:56:13,913 Thank you, Gordon. 723 00:56:24,090 --> 00:56:26,634 OK, looks fine. Er... so, Brynn... 724 00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:29,471 - High five. - Ah, high five. 725 00:56:29,596 --> 00:56:32,724 Er... Brynn, what drives you? 726 00:56:32,849 --> 00:56:36,394 High fives. Come over here and give me a high five! 727 00:56:36,519 --> 00:56:39,856 Oh, I will. But let's just stay on this for a moment. 728 00:56:39,981 --> 00:56:44,194 What drives you? What makes you tick? Let's talk about that. 729 00:56:54,829 --> 00:56:57,248 - High five! - Ask why it wants a high five. 730 00:57:00,460 --> 00:57:03,546 Why, in your own words, do you want a high five? 731 00:57:03,671 --> 00:57:06,091 Because high fives... 732 00:57:07,342 --> 00:57:11,262 I want a high five because high fives is what man does. 733 00:57:11,388 --> 00:57:14,057 Any why is that? 734 00:57:14,182 --> 00:57:17,560 - Come on, keep it talking. - Gordon, please let me do my job. 735 00:57:17,685 --> 00:57:19,104 Why are we here, Brynn? 736 00:57:19,229 --> 00:57:22,065 Life is a series of incomplete moments 737 00:57:22,190 --> 00:57:24,651 from which there is no escape. 738 00:57:24,776 --> 00:57:25,944 ...no escape. 739 00:57:26,069 --> 00:57:27,946 Well, that's different. 740 00:57:33,076 --> 00:57:35,245 OK, should we build the Chrysalis now, or should we...? 741 00:57:35,370 --> 00:57:37,622 Just a little farther. 742 00:57:40,959 --> 00:57:44,295 How about here? Should we cut to the centre here? 743 00:57:44,421 --> 00:57:47,173 Just a little farther. 744 00:57:47,298 --> 00:57:50,802 Dave. Dave? 745 00:57:52,595 --> 00:57:53,680 Dave? 746 00:58:00,145 --> 00:58:02,981 You didn't have to get up so early. 747 00:58:04,816 --> 00:58:10,071 I wanted to be with you. Your coffee's gonna get cold. 748 00:58:11,406 --> 00:58:16,119 - Where's your cup? - I don't want coffee this morning. 749 00:58:19,205 --> 00:58:20,748 Are you going back to sleep? 750 00:58:20,874 --> 00:58:25,420 No. There just wasn't enough for two. 751 00:58:25,545 --> 00:58:27,589 Now I feel bad. 752 00:58:27,714 --> 00:58:30,133 Don't feel bad. Just have your coffee. 753 00:58:30,258 --> 00:58:34,304 Here, have some. 754 00:58:34,429 --> 00:58:36,431 I made it for you. 755 00:58:36,556 --> 00:58:39,225 I don't wanna drink it all if you can't have any. 756 00:58:39,350 --> 00:58:40,935 Just drink it. 757 00:58:51,154 --> 00:58:53,114 What have you got going on today? 758 00:58:53,781 --> 00:58:56,868 - The usual. - Well, look out, world. 759 00:59:02,832 --> 00:59:06,628 I thought you weren't gonna have any. 760 00:59:06,753 --> 00:59:08,588 I changed my mind. 761 00:59:24,771 --> 00:59:28,900 - Where's your glass? - I'm not drinking anything tonight. 762 00:59:29,025 --> 00:59:32,070 - Big day tomorrow? - Yep. 763 00:59:32,195 --> 00:59:33,947 Well, now I feel bad. 764 00:59:41,329 --> 00:59:44,249 Don't feel bad, just have a drink. 765 00:59:52,423 --> 00:59:55,593 - Here, you have some. - Just drink it. 766 01:00:01,516 --> 01:00:02,934 So, what have you got going on tomorrow? 767 01:00:04,102 --> 01:00:07,188 - The usual. - Look out, world. 768 01:00:21,911 --> 01:00:25,331 Oh, I thought you weren't going to have any. 769 01:00:25,456 --> 01:00:27,542 I changed my mind. 770 01:00:35,967 --> 01:00:37,552 There's nothing left. 771 01:00:37,677 --> 01:00:40,888 - Don't feel bad. - Well, I wanted us to have some. 772 01:00:41,014 --> 01:00:43,016 We'll be all right. 773 01:00:43,141 --> 01:00:44,809 Are you gonna go back to sleep? 774 01:00:44,934 --> 01:00:49,022 No. I wanna be with you. 775 01:00:49,147 --> 01:00:50,732 What are we gonna do tomorrow? 776 01:00:52,525 --> 01:00:54,152 The usual. 777 01:01:07,457 --> 01:01:10,293 What are you doing? 778 01:01:10,418 --> 01:01:13,171 I'm changing my mind. 779 01:01:34,067 --> 01:01:39,364 You are free to roam, but not to leave. We are growing. 780 01:01:39,489 --> 01:01:44,869 So are you and the maze connected? 781 01:01:44,994 --> 01:01:49,123 Ha, no way! I'm Brynn! High five! 782 01:02:04,222 --> 01:02:07,058 - Er... - I think it's time for Plan B. 783 01:02:07,183 --> 01:02:12,980 Er... Brynn, over here. Over here. Just, Brynn... high five! 784 01:02:13,106 --> 01:02:15,608 - High five! - Real soon! 785 01:02:15,733 --> 01:02:19,654 Let's talk about the Minotaur. He's an interesting guy, really fascinating. 786 01:02:19,779 --> 01:02:26,119 Born in shame, the dark manifestation, the unwanted. 787 01:02:26,244 --> 01:02:29,956 Where else to be cast away but to the inescapable? 788 01:02:30,081 --> 01:02:33,000 That's great. It's very poetic, er... 789 01:02:33,126 --> 01:02:36,212 Can you just say something like, 790 01:02:36,337 --> 01:02:39,674 "I'll tell you where you put the unwanted. In a labyrinth, that's where." 791 01:02:41,384 --> 01:02:43,845 Something like that, in your own words. Just go on. 792 01:02:53,855 --> 01:02:54,856 Go on. 793 01:02:54,981 --> 01:02:57,233 Imprisoned in the labyrinth, 794 01:02:57,358 --> 01:03:00,445 its protector and prisoner. 795 01:03:00,570 --> 01:03:03,698 - 'Protectisoner'. - Ssh. What does it want? 796 01:03:14,667 --> 01:03:18,504 The Minotaur is a predator, haunted by bloodlust. 797 01:03:18,629 --> 01:03:24,594 The only thing it desires more than human flesh is freedom. 798 01:03:24,719 --> 01:03:31,017 Do you desire freedom? Do you feel trapped? Brynn? 799 01:03:32,018 --> 01:03:36,063 I'm getting tired of your questions, human. 800 01:03:36,189 --> 01:03:38,733 Well, we're really getting to something deep here. 801 01:03:38,858 --> 01:03:41,694 - You think so? - Oh, Brynn, you're killing it. 802 01:03:41,819 --> 01:03:43,029 Ah ha! You think so? 803 01:03:49,911 --> 01:03:54,373 This is it. The Chrysalis. 804 01:03:54,957 --> 01:03:56,793 The power source. 805 01:04:00,546 --> 01:04:02,089 What's that? 806 01:04:02,215 --> 01:04:04,675 This is, er... a stand. 807 01:04:04,801 --> 01:04:07,386 Oh. Oh! 808 01:04:12,475 --> 01:04:15,102 Now we bring it to the centre, baby. 809 01:04:15,228 --> 01:04:17,522 Yeah, we do. 810 01:04:28,199 --> 01:04:31,494 - Impulse buy? - Hmm, it was at the register. 811 01:04:32,495 --> 01:04:35,623 Once you start, don't stop until you get to the centre. 812 01:04:35,748 --> 01:04:39,919 The second you make your first cut, it's coming after us. 813 01:04:43,381 --> 01:04:44,382 I love you. 814 01:04:49,136 --> 01:04:57,353 Er... what if Brynn's still in there, huh? Fighting to get out? 815 01:05:00,189 --> 01:05:02,108 - Now! - Now! 816 01:05:48,863 --> 01:05:51,490 - We need that box in the middle. - You got it, babe. 817 01:06:15,139 --> 01:06:16,891 The tapes! 818 01:06:17,975 --> 01:06:19,143 You fuck my wife? 819 01:06:27,151 --> 01:06:30,196 Come on. Come on! 820 01:06:33,366 --> 01:06:37,620 - Now what? - I need it to spin. It's gotta be spinning. 821 01:06:37,745 --> 01:06:39,205 OK... 822 01:06:45,336 --> 01:06:47,380 - Whoa! - Oh-ho! 823 01:06:57,390 --> 01:06:58,724 Get to that centre! 824 01:06:58,849 --> 01:07:00,267 Do the thing! 825 01:07:00,393 --> 01:07:02,770 Is that the Chrysalis? What'd I say? What'd I say? 826 01:07:02,895 --> 01:07:04,480 Argh! 827 01:07:07,942 --> 01:07:12,405 Look, what is that? Is that the exit? Right there? This way to freedom? 828 01:07:12,530 --> 01:07:15,700 Well, that is wildly convenient. That's crazy. 829 01:07:25,126 --> 01:07:28,796 Can you guys cheat out for me a little bit? Don't look at me. 830 01:07:35,761 --> 01:07:39,974 Boy, I sure hope there's some pizza left in that apartment that is right in front of me. 831 01:07:58,909 --> 01:08:02,747 Oh, my God. It's beautiful. 832 01:08:02,872 --> 01:08:06,917 What am I gonna do with all this free time once I'm out in the world? 833 01:08:32,693 --> 01:08:37,448 I got one! When I first heard about Dave being trapped in a maze, I was like... 834 01:14:38,183 --> 01:14:42,855 Label your tapes and email me your time code. 835 01:14:47,609 --> 01:14:50,696 Good work. The camera loves you. 836 01:14:53,532 --> 01:14:54,533 We need a title. 837 01:14:55,117 --> 01:14:57,953 How about, um... I don't know... 'Dave Made A Maze'? 838 01:14:59,079 --> 01:15:01,373 It's a little on the nose. 839 01:15:01,498 --> 01:15:03,917 It's actually not a maze. It's a labyrinth. 840 01:15:04,042 --> 01:15:06,920 We'll think of something. 841 01:15:07,045 --> 01:15:12,176 Gordon, I need you to notify the families of everyone who died here today. 842 01:15:12,301 --> 01:15:15,762 Totally. Wait, what? 843 01:16:38,637 --> 01:16:42,516 ♪ Sippin' my beer, playin' pinball, yeah 844 01:16:42,641 --> 01:16:46,019 ♪ Sippin' my beer, playin' pinball, yeah 845 01:16:46,144 --> 01:16:50,232 ♪ Playin' pinball, playin' pinball, yeah 846 01:16:50,357 --> 01:16:54,820 ♪ Sippin' my beer, playin' pinball, yeah 847 01:17:09,918 --> 01:17:13,005 ♪ I didn't come here for political 848 01:17:14,089 --> 01:17:17,676 ♪ I came here for rock'n'roll 849 01:17:17,801 --> 01:17:21,555 ♪ You can have your little cynical 850 01:17:21,680 --> 01:17:23,348 ♪ I don't need no trouble 851 01:17:23,473 --> 01:17:27,102 ♪ Sippin' my beer, playin' pinball, yeah 852 01:17:27,227 --> 01:17:31,023 ♪ Sippin' my beer, playin' pinball, yeah 853 01:17:31,148 --> 01:17:34,818 ♪ Playin' pinball, playin' pinball, yeah 854 01:17:34,943 --> 01:17:38,780 ♪ Sippin' my beer, playin' pinball, yeah 855 01:17:45,954 --> 01:17:47,789 ♪ Yeah 856 01:18:09,353 --> 01:18:13,023 ♪ You are not alone in the city 857 01:18:13,148 --> 01:18:16,985 ♪ Cos we are all alone in the city 858 01:18:17,110 --> 01:18:20,822 ♪ You are not alone in the city 859 01:18:20,947 --> 01:18:24,701 ♪ Cos we are all alone in the city 860 01:18:24,826 --> 01:18:28,497 ♪ You are not alone in the city 861 01:18:28,622 --> 01:18:32,459 ♪ Cos we are all alone in the city 862 01:18:32,584 --> 01:18:36,213 ♪ You are not alone in the city 863 01:18:36,338 --> 01:18:40,175 ♪ Cos we are all alone in the city 864 01:18:41,134 --> 01:18:44,763 ♪ Can I get my morning coffee? 865 01:18:44,888 --> 01:18:48,600 ♪ Can I leave my bags here? 866 01:18:48,725 --> 01:18:53,188 ♪ If I wanna go out 867 01:18:53,313 --> 01:18:55,148 ♪ See the city 868 01:18:55,273 --> 01:18:57,609 ♪ I wanna go out, see the city 869 01:18:57,734 --> 01:18:59,569 ♪ All night to see the city 870 01:18:59,695 --> 01:19:03,949 ♪ Come back here, sippin' my beer 871 01:19:04,074 --> 01:19:07,744 ♪ Sippin' my beer, playin' pinball, yeah 872 01:19:07,869 --> 01:19:11,540 ♪ Sippin' my beer, playin' pinball, yeah 873 01:19:11,665 --> 01:19:15,377 ♪ Playin' pinball, playin' pinball, yeah 874 01:19:15,502 --> 01:19:19,339 ♪ Sippin' my beer, playin' pinball, yeah 875 01:19:21,299 --> 01:19:23,802 ♪ Playin' pinball, playin' pinball, yeah 876 01:19:25,220 --> 01:19:28,807 ♪ Playin' pinball, playin' pinball, yeah 877 01:19:28,932 --> 01:19:32,769 ♪ Playin' pinball, playin' pinball, yeah 878 01:19:32,894 --> 01:19:35,313 ♪ Playin' pinball, playin' pinball, yeah ♪ 63356

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