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[theme song plays]
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♪ Todd and Riley were, oh, so sad ♪
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♪ Then they came 'cross a Fleemco ad ♪
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♪ They sent away a $1.98 ♪
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♪ Got a superspy mom ♪
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♪ And a daredevil dude of a dad ♪
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♪ Replacements ♪
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♪ The replacements ♪
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♪ Now anytime they come across adults ♪
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♪ Who are sly and deny and deprive them ♪
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♪ And make things bad ♪
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[phone ringing]
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[Mr. Fleem]
Hello, Fleemco.
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Sir, we need a replacement.
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And fast.
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♪ And anytime they wanna make a change ♪
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♪ Modify and rearrange ♪
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♪ Though it might get kinda strange ♪
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♪ Make 'em better, niceAnd strong and fast ♪
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♪ And smart and cool and maybe even lame ♪
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♪ Call in the replacements ♪
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♪ Replacements ♪
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♪ Get the replacements ♪
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♪ Just get the replacements ♪
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♪ Replacements ♪
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♪ Get the replacements ♪
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[students chattering]
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Ooh! Riley!
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Looks like you have a secret admirer.
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-Who's it from?
-I have no idea.
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"Dear Riley, I can't
hide my feelings any longer.
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You're the only girl for me.
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I want to be your boyfriend
now and forever.
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Love... Shelton Klutzberry?"
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Ooh, Riley's got a boyfriend!
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[both] ♪ Riley and SheltonSitting in a tree ♪
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♪ K-I-S-S-I-N-G ♪
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Oh! Sorry, Riley.
She's just so fabulously evil.
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[all laughing]
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Leave Riley alone!
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I couldn't possibly
have written that note because...
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I already have a girlfriend.
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Zelda. See?
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[all laughing]
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An imaginary girlfriend?
Could he be any more pathetic?
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Actually, yes, he could.
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[grunts]
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[yells]
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I am not cleaning that up.
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Gold! Pure gold!
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I am in the presence of a master.
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Wait a minute.
Shelton didn't write this note.
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Nice try, Sierra.
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What makes you think
I had anything to do with this?
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First, it's just the sort of mean,
stuck-up prank you would pull;
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and second,
I recognize your stationery.
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You have no proof!
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Look, I can take a joke, but why did you
have to embarrass poor Shelton?
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Ooh! So you do love him.
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[all] ♪ Riley and SheltonSitting in a tree ♪
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♪ K-I-S-S-I-N-G ♪
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I'm sorry, but that tune is so catchy.
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Having lunch with your
imaginary girlfriend?
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Then I guess you should
have imaginary food!
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And sit at an imaginary table!
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[grunting]
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Oh, my back.
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You still have much to learn,
young nerd crusher.
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Poor Shelton looks miserable,
and all because he came to my defense.
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Nah, he looks like that
pretty much all the time.
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-I bet I know what'd make him happy.
-A "get out of gym class free" card?
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No, a real girlfriend.
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-[both] Mmm...
-[kids laughing]
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Riley, no, don't do it!
Think of the damage to your reputation.
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Worse, think of the damage
to my reputation!
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Eww. No!
Nothing like that.
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[phone beeping]
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[phone ringing]
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[Mr. Fleem]
Hello, Fleemco.
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Hello, Mr. Fleem?
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I want to replace Shelton's
imaginary girlfriend with a real one.
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Oh! That could work!
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That could never work.
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We don't replace imaginary people.
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Ohh, couldn't you bend the rules
for a sad and lonely geek
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who's constantly getting picked on?
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[Mr. Fleem]
Oh, well, I... I...
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[all laughing]
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[all] ♪ Conrad Fleem, Conrad Fleem ♪
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♪ Has a girlfriend in his dreams ♪
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Oh!
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[all laughing]
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[Mr. Fleem] I am gonna find this boy
the best girlfriend we've got.
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[announcer]
And now, back to Ace to Face.
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But what I really hope to do is direct.
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Marvelous!
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I, Ace Palmero,
am enthralled with you, Celebrity Star.
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Let's change gears.
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If boys were milkshakes,
what would your favorite flavor be?
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Well, I'd say something like,
oh, I don't know, Klutzberry
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with a little sprinkle
of nearsighted nerd on top.
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-[tires screech]
-[yells]
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[tone]
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[laughs]
What are you doing?
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Losing to your
imaginary girlfriend at basketball?
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-No! We're tied.
-Nerd-bashing time!
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Watch this.
Shelton, trash can. Now!
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Whoa!
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You are on a whole different level.
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Oh, wow, look!
Tomorrow's meat loaf!
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[sighs]
I guess Conrad couldn't help.
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[bird chirping]
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[girl gasps]
Look who it is!
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[all talking at once]
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Hi. I'm Celebrity Star.
I'm new here in school.
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Could some nice boy possibly
show me around?
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-I will!
-Pick me!
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[all] Pick me!
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[grunts]
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Hi.
What's your name?
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[wheezing]
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Gosh! You take my breath away, too.
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Sinuses clogged...
Can't blow nose.
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A monogrammed hanky man.
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I adore monogrammed hanky men!
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[blows nose]
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I know this is sudden,
but would you consider going out with me?
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[all screaming]
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Holy...
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Run of the bus.
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Shelton's life is improving already.
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Looking good, Klutzberry.
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Can we help you carry anything?
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Like your girlfriend?
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Here, Celebrity!
Sit with us!
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Hey!
That's my seat!
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What was your name, again?
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I'd say having a girlfriend
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has bumped up Shelton's
quality of life a thousand fold.
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Eh. He still looks miserable to me.
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You said he always looks like that.
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Still, he should be happier,
shouldn't he?
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I did everything right.
He's with the Celebrity Star.
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Why isn't he happier?
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Perhaps, it's because he can smell Dick's
delightful onion ring breath.
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Oh, don't be such a crybaby!
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Hey! I didn't get a jolly meal toy!
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No fair!
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Mom, Dad, can I get your advice
on a boy problem?
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Oh, for the love of Pete,
will you just talk to the Hitswell boy?
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It's not that kind of boy problem.
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What I mean is,
if you were a pathetic loser
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and suddenly you were
coupled with a total hottie,
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wouldn't that make you happy?
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I wouldn't know anything about that.
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There's only one sure way
to learn the mysteries of a boy's heart,
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but unfortunately,
that sort of interrogation technique
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is frowned upon
by the public school system.
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So, we'll just have to settle
for shadowing the boy like a hawk.
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A romantic picnic in the park.
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He's got to be happy about that.
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First rule of surveillance:
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things aren't always what they seem.
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Ah... woodland creatures!
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I can't touch them
with the sniffling and the scratching
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and the busting out in hives...
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[groaning]
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Oh, Shelton, you're so adorable
when you swell up like a balloon!
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[muttering]
Oh, boy!
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One move away from my first win ever.
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Oh, these last four years of practice
have been worth it!
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See? Having a girlfriend
is inspiring Shelton to--
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Win for me, baby!
Muwa!
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Muwa...
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You tipped over your king.
That means you resign.
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I win!
See you in another four years, nerd!
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[laughter and cheering]
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Oh, Shelton, I just love the way
your head bows in crushing defeat.
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[carnival music playing]
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Come on!
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It's impossible not to be happy
at an amusement park.
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D'oh! Mouth germs.
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Gingivitis.
Streptococci.
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[yells] Skin rash!
Hangnails. Fragile bones.
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Oh, Shelton, you say
the most romantic things.
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Boy, Shelton is clueless.
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They all are, dear.
They all are.
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[Shelton]
Motion sickness!
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Vertigo! Nosebleed!
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[Celebrity]
Oh, stop. I'm blushing.
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Shelton!
Whoo-hoo, Shelton!
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[Riley grunting]
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Shelton?
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Please, Riley, you have to hide me
from my g... my...
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Your girlfriend?
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Don't say that word!
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I can't stand it with the googly eyes
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and the hand-holding
and the cootie-giving.
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Plus, what's gonna happen
when Zelda finds out about Celebrity?
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She's imaginary, Shelton.
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-Celebrity is real.
-Too real!
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An imaginary girlfriend
is all I can handle right now.
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I wanted to work my way up
to the real thing.
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-Oh, Shelton, I'm so sorry.
-Oh, I know on the outside,
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there's the confidence
and the strongliness,
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but on the inside, I'm all...
[gibberish]
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Hey! Why don't you just
break up with Celebrity?
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-I'm allowed to do that?
-Yes, if you want to.
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You need to be happy on your own terms.
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You're right, Riley.
A man has to be a himself-type person.
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I'm going to tell Celebrity
we're breaking up.
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I'm sure she'll understand.
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I don't understand.
You're breaking up with me?
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I just think you should see other nerds.
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This has been the greatest
three days of my life.
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I'll never let you go.
Never! Ever!
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Oh!
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Shelton, I am so sor...
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[all gasp]
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[all yell]
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Without your glasses, you're...
a hottie...
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Which is totally not my type,
so I'm breaking up with you.
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Have a nice life!
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[grunts]
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These are some heavy glasses.
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Yes, with the spine shrinking
and the slumping and overbite-forcing.
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-[yells]
-Hands off, Riley.
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We saw him without his glasses first!
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We knew there had to be a reason
Celebrity liked you, Shelton.
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We're here for you now
in your hour of need.
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Ladies, please leave me alone!
I don't want another girlfriend!
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Shelton!
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Ooh! Playing hard to get
makes him even more desirable.
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[yelling]
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[grunts]
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I will... I'll get you for this, Riley!
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Oh! Whoa! Whoa!
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[girls yelling]
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-Hey, Shelly?
-Yes?
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I just want to try something.
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[groans]
Never mind.
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Mmm.
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[all chanting] Snow day! Snow day!
Snow day! Snow day! Snow day! Snow day!
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Quiet. They're about to announce
the school closings.
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[man on radio] It's time to find outwhich kids will be getting a long weekend
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and which kidswill be doing long division.
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[man 2] Washington, closed.Jefferson, closed.
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And as forGeorge Stapler Middle School... closed!
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Not! It's way open!
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[all groan]
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[cat yowls]
252
00:12:12,208 --> 00:12:13,328
Oh, man!
253
00:12:13,417 --> 00:12:14,917
I was so sure we were gonna be out today,
254
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,630
I didn't bother
finishing my math homework.
255
00:12:16,709 --> 00:12:19,209
Ah, yeah, that's why
I didn't do mine, either.
256
00:12:19,291 --> 00:12:22,211
Ohh, and I wanted to do
a goofy-footed half-pipe alley-oop
257
00:12:22,291 --> 00:12:24,211
with my new rocket-powered snowboard.
258
00:12:24,750 --> 00:12:27,380
Oh. I'll cancel the ambulance.
259
00:12:36,208 --> 00:12:40,078
Come on, kids.
We can still make it to school!
260
00:12:43,417 --> 00:12:44,787
Can you give us a ride to school?
261
00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:47,705
Sorry, kids, but it's much too cold
to go anywhere today.
262
00:12:47,792 --> 00:12:51,382
Oh, come on, C.A.R.!
You've got those transformable ski tires.
263
00:12:51,458 --> 00:12:54,378
I completely forgot about those.
264
00:12:55,083 --> 00:12:56,833
Well, I'm off to hit the slopes.
265
00:13:04,625 --> 00:13:05,625
[wheezes]
266
00:13:05,709 --> 00:13:07,329
-Oh...
-Faster, boy!
267
00:13:07,417 --> 00:13:09,877
This is the happiest day of my...
268
00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:13,955
This is so symbolic
of the human condition writ large.
269
00:13:14,583 --> 00:13:15,793
My turn!
270
00:13:17,333 --> 00:13:18,633
Come on, Tasumi!
271
00:13:18,709 --> 00:13:22,539
[groans]
Joints... frozen!
272
00:13:22,625 --> 00:13:23,745
[creaking]
273
00:13:24,041 --> 00:13:26,711
Go! Save yourselves!
274
00:13:26,792 --> 00:13:28,382
Well, if you insist!
275
00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:32,915
Hey, wait! I didn't mean it.
It's just something you say.
276
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:37,920
OK! You are back on my list, Riley!
If I could reach it!
277
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,250
[bell rings]
278
00:13:44,041 --> 00:13:45,921
Hey, kids, name's Garth.
279
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,210
Mrs. Martin's missing and presumed cold.
280
00:13:48,291 --> 00:13:50,581
The substitute got frozen in her shower,
281
00:13:50,667 --> 00:13:54,077
and the substitute's substitute
was in a five-snowmobile pileup
282
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,876
on rural route six.
283
00:13:55,959 --> 00:13:57,749
[crashing]
284
00:13:57,834 --> 00:14:00,084
Make that a six-snowmobile pileup.
285
00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:02,916
-So you're gonna teach us?
-Yep.
286
00:14:03,166 --> 00:14:06,786
From janitor to professor
in one quick step.
287
00:14:06,834 --> 00:14:08,674
Whoa!
288
00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:09,920
This is ridiculous.
289
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:13,040
Janitors teaching geometry?
Ice patches in the classrooms?
290
00:14:13,125 --> 00:14:15,205
I'm going to have
a few words with Principal Cutler.
291
00:14:15,291 --> 00:14:17,041
I am not cleaning this up.
292
00:14:17,834 --> 00:14:20,084
Principal Cutler,
why won't you close the school?
293
00:14:20,166 --> 00:14:21,956
Is this another money-making scheme?
294
00:14:22,041 --> 00:14:23,671
No!
295
00:14:24,375 --> 00:14:27,245
Is there a way I can make money
by closing the school?
296
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:30,833
I just mean, every other school is closed
because of this blizzard!
297
00:14:30,917 --> 00:14:32,037
Blizzard?
298
00:14:32,125 --> 00:14:34,075
Where I come from,
this is but a light dusting
299
00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:36,166
on an otherwise balmy day.
300
00:14:37,041 --> 00:14:38,671
Care for an ice cubicle?
301
00:14:38,750 --> 00:14:40,080
But I...
302
00:14:40,166 --> 00:14:42,416
Yeah. When you finish your ice cubicle,
be sure to return the stick to me.
303
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:43,710
They're three cents a pop!
304
00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:45,503
"Mommy and me"?
305
00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:46,753
"Nome, Alaska?"
306
00:14:46,834 --> 00:14:48,714
"Cheap Shots Discount Photos?"
307
00:14:48,792 --> 00:14:51,132
[Cutler]
Get back to class, young lady!
308
00:14:51,208 --> 00:14:52,378
[shivering]
309
00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:54,918
My anger will keep me warm.
310
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,130
Oh, this is ridiculous!
311
00:14:57,208 --> 00:14:58,958
Cutler better let us off tomorrow.
312
00:14:59,041 --> 00:15:01,501
The odds of that happening are,
as Janitor Garth taught us,
313
00:15:01,583 --> 00:15:04,213
-roughly 100 to mop bucket.
-Huh?
314
00:15:04,291 --> 00:15:07,711
-Principal Cutler is part Eskimo.
-Are you sure?
315
00:15:07,792 --> 00:15:08,672
[dogs barking]
316
00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:09,880
See you tomorrow, kids!
317
00:15:09,959 --> 00:15:13,829
Or as they say in Mother's native Inuit,
see you tomorrow!
318
00:15:14,542 --> 00:15:15,632
Pretty sure.
319
00:15:15,709 --> 00:15:19,919
So, the only way we're gonna
get out of school tomorrow is--
320
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,380
Give me the phone.
321
00:15:21,917 --> 00:15:23,417
[phone beeping]
322
00:15:25,208 --> 00:15:26,328
[phone ringing]
323
00:15:26,417 --> 00:15:27,707
[Mr. Fleem]
Hello, Fleemco.
324
00:15:27,792 --> 00:15:30,922
Sir, it is not safe
to go to school in this weather.
325
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,080
We need a principal who hates snow...
326
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:34,496
for the winter, anyway.
327
00:15:34,583 --> 00:15:37,083
Killer whale!
328
00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:39,076
[people screaming]
329
00:15:39,166 --> 00:15:43,246
Oh! Thank heavens!
It's just a mechanical killer whale.
330
00:15:43,834 --> 00:15:45,794
-[rumbling]
-[kids yelling]
331
00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:49,670
Greetings. I am principal
Kayones from Tobago,
332
00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:52,210
and for the next seven weeks,
I'll run George Stapler
333
00:15:52,291 --> 00:15:55,461
while Principal Cutler oversees
my school overseas.
334
00:15:55,542 --> 00:15:58,882
Mush! Mush!
Before my tan grows uneven! Hah!
335
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:09,170
So, Principal not-Cutler,
are we gonna get a snow day today or what?
336
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:12,000
Snow?
I've never seen that before.
337
00:16:15,917 --> 00:16:19,577
Whoa! The sky is falling!
White doom from above!
338
00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:22,877
Burying everything in its wake!
It's unstoppable!
339
00:16:22,959 --> 00:16:27,709
Due to severely terrifying weather,
school is cancelled, cancelled, cancelled!
340
00:16:27,792 --> 00:16:30,212
[kids cheering]
341
00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:34,378
Gosh. I didn't know there was anyone
who disliked snow this much.
342
00:16:34,458 --> 00:16:38,378
Who cares? We got snow to ball,
fort, and angelify! Let's go!
343
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,577
[Dick] Giddyup, noble steed.
344
00:16:43,667 --> 00:16:45,127
[brays]
345
00:16:45,208 --> 00:16:46,748
Ohh.
346
00:16:46,834 --> 00:16:48,634
[grunting]
347
00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:53,038
[groans]
348
00:16:53,792 --> 00:16:56,132
This is the happiest day of my life!
349
00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:58,957
[all laughing]
350
00:16:59,041 --> 00:17:00,881
She triple-dog-dared me.
351
00:17:06,417 --> 00:17:08,747
[C.A.R.]
My trunk's not that big.
352
00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:16,333
[Todd]
Well, the fun had to end sometime.
353
00:17:16,417 --> 00:17:17,667
[breathing heavily]
354
00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:19,330
Door's locked.
355
00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:21,883
Go away! Didn't you read the note?
356
00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:23,499
What note?
357
00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:25,293
Oh, my gosh!
358
00:17:25,375 --> 00:17:28,495
That is the greatest educational
innovation since mystery meat.
359
00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:30,963
School is closed for a slush day!
360
00:17:31,041 --> 00:17:33,251
No, a whole slush week.
361
00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:35,333
[exclaims]
Even better!
362
00:17:35,458 --> 00:17:38,328
Gosh. He really doesn't like snow.
363
00:17:38,417 --> 00:17:40,207
I feel bad for Mr. Kayones.
364
00:17:40,291 --> 00:17:42,581
Bad? It's a week-long weekend!
365
00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:44,707
We're as free as Principal Cutler's cable.
366
00:17:44,792 --> 00:17:47,502
But this was my week
to do the morning announcements.
367
00:17:47,583 --> 00:17:50,383
I planned a whole routine.
What is the deal with homeroom?
368
00:17:50,458 --> 00:17:52,578
It's not my home.
[giggle]
369
00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:58,750
[humming]
370
00:17:58,834 --> 00:18:00,794
[Dick] Look out be-snow!
371
00:18:02,542 --> 00:18:03,502
[yells]
372
00:18:07,625 --> 00:18:09,415
[man on radio]
Just one school closing today,
373
00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:11,460
but what a closing it is!
374
00:18:11,542 --> 00:18:15,422
George Stapler has declareda snow holiday for the next six weeks!
375
00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:16,670
No school for six weeks!
376
00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:18,630
That's one, two, three, four, five...
377
00:18:18,709 --> 00:18:20,959
At least five times better
than spring break!
378
00:18:21,041 --> 00:18:24,041
But, Todd, we have to make up
for each snow day in the summer.
379
00:18:24,125 --> 00:18:27,205
So? Play now, pay later.
That's the American way.
380
00:18:27,291 --> 00:18:30,461
Todd, at this rate, there won't be
any summer vacation at all!
381
00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:33,082
[yells]
I'm getting Cutler back!
382
00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:37,286
So, you're just going to send the new
principal back home utterly traumatized?
383
00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:41,035
-As fast as possible!
-We never meant to hurt Mr. Kayones.
384
00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:44,375
And I guess I just assumed that once
he got back home, he'd snap out of it?
385
00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:47,078
You should know that your actions
have consequences,
386
00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:48,876
no matter what you assumed.
387
00:18:48,959 --> 00:18:50,459
Remember when you
didn't finish your homework
388
00:18:50,542 --> 00:18:52,962
because you assumed
they would cancel school?
389
00:18:53,041 --> 00:18:55,001
The janitor gave you a "G."
390
00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:55,923
You're right.
391
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,210
Todd, we have to take
responsibility for this.
392
00:18:58,291 --> 00:19:00,921
Maybe we can show him that snow
is nothing to be afraid of,
393
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,710
that it's actually fun!
394
00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:06,575
OK. But when that doesn't work,
we're gonna call Fleemco, right?
395
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:07,577
Oh, yeah! Of course!
396
00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:09,037
[sighs]
397
00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:10,833
[Riley] Mr. Kayones?
398
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,207
[Todd] Hey, scared guy!
399
00:19:12,291 --> 00:19:14,631
Mr. Kayones?
Yoo-hoo.
400
00:19:15,959 --> 00:19:18,419
School is closed! Go home!
Save yourselves!
401
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:22,000
We're not here for school.
We're here to help, to teach you.
402
00:19:22,083 --> 00:19:25,253
A student teaching a principal?
Now I have seen everything.
403
00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:28,133
Mechanical killer whale, check.
Snow, check.
404
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:29,878
Student teaching principal, check.
405
00:19:29,959 --> 00:19:32,879
We want to teach you to love snow!
406
00:19:32,959 --> 00:19:34,129
[yells] Snow! Where?
407
00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:37,288
-Well, time to call Fleemco.
-No, Todd. We can do this.
408
00:19:37,917 --> 00:19:41,287
Oh, it is so cold, so very cold.
409
00:19:41,375 --> 00:19:45,575
-It's just paper.
-But it's very cold paper.
410
00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:51,165
I'm melting! I'm melting!
411
00:19:52,208 --> 00:19:54,578
Look. It's melting.
412
00:19:55,917 --> 00:19:58,457
[laughs]
413
00:19:58,542 --> 00:19:59,542
Huh?
414
00:20:00,542 --> 00:20:02,462
[all laughing]
415
00:20:02,542 --> 00:20:07,212
You're moving up my list!
Right about... [muffled]
416
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,040
[cheering and laughing]
417
00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:12,915
[all grunting]
418
00:20:13,917 --> 00:20:15,877
[laughing]
419
00:20:16,625 --> 00:20:19,245
[man on radio]
Man, it's snowing cats and dogs.
420
00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:21,253
[man 2]
Nobody is going to school today...
421
00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:22,213
[all groan]
422
00:20:22,291 --> 00:20:25,001
Except for those losers at George Stapler!
423
00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:27,423
[all cheering]
424
00:20:33,542 --> 00:20:38,422
-Isn't it a glorious day?
-It certainly is.
425
00:20:40,625 --> 00:20:43,625
Well, your Principal Cutler
returns tomorrow.
426
00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:47,499
My time here has been wonderful,
thanks to two special children.
427
00:20:47,583 --> 00:20:49,923
No, not them. Them!
428
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,460
I learned to stop worrying
and to love the snow.
429
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:55,002
Oh, how I will miss the snow!
430
00:20:55,083 --> 00:20:56,583
Goodbye, children.
431
00:20:56,667 --> 00:21:02,167
Now I must return to Tobago,
where there is no snow... ever!
432
00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:03,880
[crying]
433
00:21:03,959 --> 00:21:07,919
After everything we went through,
he just wound up sad again.
434
00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:09,830
I've got an idea.
435
00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:10,963
[phone beeping]
436
00:21:11,041 --> 00:21:11,881
[phone ringing]
437
00:21:11,959 --> 00:21:13,249
[Mr. Fleem]
Hello, Fleemco.
438
00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:14,173
[Todd] Mr. Fleem?
439
00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:16,380
Have you ever thought ofsponsoring a sports team?
440
00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:18,418
[Mr. Kayones] Stop!
441
00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:22,286
This informative mechanical killer whale
442
00:21:22,375 --> 00:21:24,995
has told me that I am to captain
the suddenly-created
443
00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:26,423
Tobagonian toboggan team,
444
00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:31,960
which trains in beautiful snow
in Nome, Alaska, starting today!
445
00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:34,421
How's that for responsibility?
446
00:21:36,125 --> 00:21:37,875
Uh, that's great, except for the fact
447
00:21:37,959 --> 00:21:40,079
that we won't have a principal
until Cutler gets back.
448
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:42,076
-Did you think of that?
-Uh, well...
449
00:21:42,166 --> 00:21:44,826
Don't worry, kids. I got you covered.
450
00:21:44,917 --> 00:21:47,577
I'm ready for some serious principifying.
451
00:21:47,667 --> 00:21:50,667
First one in their seats gets a G-plus.
452
00:21:50,750 --> 00:21:53,580
Hey, a "G" might actually
raise some of my grades.
453
00:21:53,667 --> 00:21:55,077
[all yelling]
454
00:21:55,166 --> 00:21:56,326
[Garth yells]
Ow!
455
00:21:56,417 --> 00:21:57,457
[all grunting]
456
00:21:57,542 --> 00:21:58,462
[crashing]
457
00:21:58,542 --> 00:22:00,502
[Garth]
I am not cleaning that up.
458
00:22:01,166 --> 00:22:05,536
[announcer] The Fleemco Company presents:Todd Daring on Toddliness.
459
00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:06,455
Toddliness.
460
00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:08,292
The dictionary defines it as
461
00:22:08,375 --> 00:22:11,075
"Cool, sweet, or being like Toddin any significant way."
462
00:22:11,166 --> 00:22:13,126
-It also---[Riley] Wait a minute.
463
00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:14,878
There's no such word.You're just making that up.
464
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,750
For example,
the whiny wet blanket, Riley,
465
00:22:17,834 --> 00:22:19,384
doesn't have an ounce of Toddliness.
466
00:22:19,417 --> 00:22:20,247
Todd...
467
00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:22,383
[Todd]
But she's chock full of Rileyness.
468
00:22:22,458 --> 00:22:23,918
Todd.
469
00:22:24,333 --> 00:22:26,083
[yells]
470
00:22:28,333 --> 00:22:31,633
[announcer] This has been Todd Daringon "Toddliness."
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