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[theme song plays]
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♪ Todd and Riley were, oh, so sad ♪
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♪ Then they came 'cross a Fleemco ad ♪
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♪ They sent away a $1.98 ♪
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♪ Got a superspy mom ♪
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♪ And a daredevil dude of a dad ♪
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♪ Replacements ♪
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♪ The replacements ♪
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♪ Now anytime they come across adults ♪
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♪ Who are sly and deny and deprive them ♪
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♪ And make things bad ♪
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[phone ringing]
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[Mr. Fleem]
Hello, Fleemco.
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Sir, we need a replacement.
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And fast.
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♪ And anytime they wanna make a change ♪
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♪ Modify and rearrange ♪
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♪ Though it might get kinda strange ♪
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♪ Make 'em better, niceAnd strong and fast ♪
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♪ And smart and cool and maybe even lame ♪
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♪ Call in the replacements ♪
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♪ Replacements ♪
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♪ Get the replacements ♪
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♪ Just get the replacements ♪
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♪ Replacements ♪
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♪ Get the replacements ♪
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[fighting grunts]
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Wha...
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[fighting grunts]
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You should've seen it, C.A.R.
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He was like, "wah!"
And they were like, "whoo!"
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And the evil giant squid was like...
[groaning]
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[C.A.R.] Wake me when
you're fending off 20 ninjas
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while driving through
downtown Osaka in rush hour.
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Then we'll talk.
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I wonder if your father
and Riley enjoyed their movie, too?
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-[unicorn whinnies]
-[harp plays]
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♪ And I'll keep on jumpin' rainbows ♪
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♪ Until the sun don't shine ♪
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♪ I'll keep on jumpin' rainbows ♪
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♪ All the time ♪
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Oh, uh... hello, everyone.
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Oh, just recall me now.
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[fighting grunts]
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Furious Feats of Foot Fury
is like the coolest movie ever,
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and now I know all its moves.
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Waa... hi-ya!
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If it isn't the First Bank of Wimpsdale.
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I think I'll make a withdrawal.
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[both groan]
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[fighting grunts]
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Uh... maybe I don't know
all the moves...
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[grunts]
Yet.
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-Ready?
-I guess.
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[fighting grunts]
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Mom, can you teach me martial arts?
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I want to give Donny Rottweiler
a lesson in foot fury.
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One, martial arts is not about fighting.
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And, two, violence is not
the best way to solve your problems.
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Well, it's the best way to solve
my problems, but I'm highly trained.
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So who trained you?
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The greatest martial arts master
to ever walk the earth, Master Pho.
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But Master Pho
is far too advanced for you,
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plus, he's probably a little preoccupied.
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Come on, Mom.
Please!
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All right. We'll sign you up for classes
at the community center.
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Sweet!
You're the best, Mom!
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All right, Dry Master 5000,
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you have got to the count of three
to hand over that sock!
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[Todd] I can't wait to meet
my butt-kicking karate master!
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I'm here to teach you karate.
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-You may call me Master Craig.
-"Master Craig"?!
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Now, the first lesson of karate
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is that it should be used
for defense and never offense.
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Is lesson two how to break stuff?
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Yes! I am going to break you
of the notion that karate
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is just about fighting.
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It is a way of life that involves
discipline and patience.
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Are you ready to learn patience?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah!
But can we hurry up?
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Todd, karate takes years to master.
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For example,
someday you will finally be able
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to take the pebble from my ha--
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-Next!
-I wasn't ready.
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Gi... gimme that...
Hey, wait!
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Come on! I only have one of those!
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You see, Todd, this cocoon
is like you learning karate.
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It is a slow process,
but even the tiniest creature,
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with patience,
can break the tightest bonds.
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Let's watch.
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[stopwatch ticking]
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-I don't think it's gonna move.
-Patience, Todd.
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Keep watching that cocoon,
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and in four to six weeks,
you'll be ready to begin.
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Maybe he's right,
and I should wait for...
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[traffic noise]
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Aw, who am I kidding?
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[phone beeping]
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[phone ringing]
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[Mr. Fleem]
Hello, Fleemco.
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My karate teacher
won't teach me to fight!
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I need the greatest martial arts teacher
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to ever walk the face of the earth
like my mom had.
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[Mr. Fleem]
Oh. Well, I'll see what I can do.
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Master Craig, you are greatly needed
at the emperor's palace.
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Duty calls!
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Hello?
Master Craig?
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[gong sounds]
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I am Master Pho.
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You have come to learn
the ways of Pho Fu, huh?
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Heck, yeah. My mother told me
you were the best in the world.
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You taught her everything she knows.
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Mother? Huh!
I have not taught a woman since...
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Wait! You are the son of Agent K?
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Yeah, but you don't have to tell her
you're teaching me, do you?
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Oh, no, of course not.
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You and I shall give her
the greatest surprise of her life.
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Wha!
[grunts]
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First lesson, Pho Fu is about fighting
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and should be used for offense
whenever possible.
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Cool!
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Second lesson, when you fail,
I will treat you like a bad dog.
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[yelps]
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Bad Doggy!
[laughing]
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Whee! Let's go!
Faster, faster!
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[laughing]
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[straining]
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[yelling]
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And now, young cricket,
I will teach you my greatest move.
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[fighting grunt]
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Yah-ha!
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[loud snap]
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You didn't even hit me!
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Sweet!
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[both yelling]
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I never thought it would end like this...
and with you.
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I've wasted my life!
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Not so fast, Rottweiler!
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What? No one in their PJs gives me
the "let's do this" hand sign.
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[yells]
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[grunts]
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[fighting grunts]
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[belt snaps]
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Ha! You missed, Toad! Game over!
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Is it?
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[students laughter]
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-Ooh, those boxers are so cute!
-I want a pair!
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My hidden shame!
[crying]
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[all cheering]
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Yes, I will accept a collect call.
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Hello, Principal Cutler.
He did what?!
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[hangs up]
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Whoa!
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Young man, exactly what do you
think you're doing?
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Going to wash my hands.
Dispensing foot fury is a dirty job.
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What is Master Craig teaching you?
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-You can't just beat people up.
-But you do.
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-Yeah, he's got you there, honey.
-Tell me about it.
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That's it.
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Your father and I are going down
to that community center
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-to find out what is going on.
-Uh, I can't make it.
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I've got a... an...
uh, explosion to go to.
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But, Dad, we're going to the
Rainbow Jumper convention, remember?
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Our tickets just came today.
We got great seats!
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Yep, just gonna drop Riley here
off at the convention,
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and then go explode something.
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[whispering]
How close to the stage?
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Hello, Master Pho?
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I hope you don't mind,
but my mom tagged along today.
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-Whoa!
-I have waited for this opportunity.
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Now I will have ultimate revenge
on my greatest enemy!
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I'm your greatest enemy?
I thought we were cool.
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Not you! Agent K.
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Master Pho!
We meet again.
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Prepare to defend yourself.
Yah!
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Whoa! Time-out!
What is going on here?
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-Care to explain, Pho?
-I like it when we tell it together.
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[Agent K] I came to Master Phoseeking training in the martial arts.
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[Master Pho] Oh, she had much to learn,but she was a talented pupil.
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A very talented pupil indeed.
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[fly buzzing]
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[swallowing]
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[Agent K]
But I had an ulterior motive.
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I was deep undercover...
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-[punches landing]
-[groaning]
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[cat yowls]
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[Agent K] Working to bring down Phoand his secret, bank-robbing karate gang.
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A betrayal most foul, Agent K.
But today, I will have my revenge!
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And a little later,
I will have some beef and noodles
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with maybe a peanut sauce.
But I digress.
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Hi-yah!
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[both grunting]
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[straining]
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-[Master Craig's voice] Todd... Todd!
-Master Craig?
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[Master Craig's voice]
Todd, remember my words.
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Even the tiniest creatures,with patience...
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[Todd] Can escape the tightest bonds!Yeah!
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I am so outta here!
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[straining]
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Wow! You were right, Master Craig.
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Thank you, wherever you are.
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Actually, I'm just across the hall here,
teaching at Emperor Cho's Yoga Palace.
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Well, as long as you're here,
a little help, please?
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Three against Pho?
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Not very good odds...
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For you!
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[fighting grunts]
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[groans]
Don't worry about me, Todd.
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This is actually quite relaxing.
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-Todd, wait!
-Hai! Ho! Hey!
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Yah!
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-[snaps]
-Gotcha!
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Huh?
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Ancient Chinese secret.
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You won't risk your son,
will you, Agent K?
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[laughing]
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Ancient middle school secret.
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[yells]
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We will meet again, Todd Daring.
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Great work, Todd, but the martial arts
are serious business, young man.
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-You could've been hurt.
-I'm sorry, Mom.
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If you'll let me,
I want to go back to Master Craig.
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I want to learn about all of it,
not just fighting.
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I'll be with you in a sec.
I think I'm achieving inner peace.
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No, wait.
I'm just blacking out.
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-What happened?
-What can I say?
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The all-day Rainbow Jumper convention
is what separates the men from the girls.
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Not everyone has what it takes.
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♪ And I'll keep on jumping rainbows ♪
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♪ Until the sun don't shine, yeah ♪
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♪ I'm gonna keep on jumpin' rainbows ♪
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♪ All the time ♪
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You know what?
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♪ I'm gonna keep on jumpin' rainbows ♪
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♪ Until the sun don't shine ♪
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♪ I'll keep on jumpin' rainbowsAll the time ♪
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Want some? Want some?
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Come and get it!
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[screeching]
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-[laughing]
-[scoffs]
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What? They love it.
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Yeah, just like I'm sure they love
living in that cramped, little cage.
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Every time we come,
this place is even worse.
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The facilities are awful,
the cages are totally overcrowded,
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and the zookeeper pairs up animals
that are natural enemies.
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Oh, get off the soapbox, Riley!
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The soapbox is not the issue here, Todd.
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Why even come to
Amalgamated Zoo Corp. Gardens
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if you're gonna get all... [yells]
every time?
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[sighs] I love the animals.
I just can't stand the conditions.
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00:12:43,792 --> 00:12:45,792
I mean, look at the laughing hyenas.
252
00:12:45,875 --> 00:12:47,915
[sobbing]
253
00:12:53,208 --> 00:12:54,998
[screeching]
254
00:12:58,875 --> 00:13:00,415
There's my girl Sasha.
255
00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:03,540
-Riley's here. You're not alone.
-[purring]
256
00:13:03,625 --> 00:13:05,035
I know what it's like
not to have a family.
257
00:13:05,125 --> 00:13:09,285
I was just like you once.
Oh, you really missed me.
258
00:13:09,375 --> 00:13:13,125
I can tell. It's like you're looking
right into my heart.
259
00:13:13,208 --> 00:13:14,628
[growls]
260
00:13:18,375 --> 00:13:19,665
Oh, poor thing.
261
00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:22,250
Is that plant even native
to your natural environment?
262
00:13:22,333 --> 00:13:25,173
-[roars]
-I doubt it. It's plastic.
263
00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:27,418
Mr. Smeck.
264
00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:28,960
I know we've discussed this before,
265
00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:31,211
but I truly feel the animals
would be much happier
266
00:13:31,291 --> 00:13:33,211
if they were free to roam
in natural environments
267
00:13:33,291 --> 00:13:36,171
with real plants,
native grasses, waterfalls, and...
268
00:13:36,542 --> 00:13:38,882
Sounds peachy, sunshine,
but if you'll join me here
269
00:13:38,959 --> 00:13:41,079
in a little place I call reality,
270
00:13:41,166 --> 00:13:44,996
I'll explain to you for the 59th time
how all of that costs too much money.
271
00:13:45,083 --> 00:13:47,583
We could raise the money.
I'll hold a bake sale.
272
00:13:47,667 --> 00:13:51,377
Great! If you can get a million dollars
a snickerdoodle, you give me a call.
273
00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:54,578
What? You don't sell snickerdoodles?
274
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,287
Well, then,
I'll take my billions elsewhere.
275
00:13:57,375 --> 00:13:59,875
I hope you're happy!
276
00:13:59,959 --> 00:14:02,459
I'm not.
This is my lunch, too.
277
00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:05,418
Here you go, kids.
Which size cone do you want?
278
00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:09,170
Lion large? Hippo huge?
Or whale blubber overload?
279
00:14:09,291 --> 00:14:10,541
[splat]
280
00:14:10,625 --> 00:14:13,285
Mom, I can't let things get any worse.
281
00:14:13,375 --> 00:14:15,875
I have to help poor Sasha
and the other animals.
282
00:14:15,959 --> 00:14:17,379
What am I gonna do?
283
00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:19,248
I suppose tranquilizing the zookeeper
284
00:14:19,333 --> 00:14:22,463
and airlifting the beasts to Ingunaguay
is out of the question?
285
00:14:22,834 --> 00:14:25,794
No... no.
It really is out of the question.
286
00:14:26,667 --> 00:14:28,917
I'll think of something, girl.
287
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,170
[roars]
288
00:14:30,250 --> 00:14:31,920
[gasp]
Did you hear that?
289
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,210
Did you hear that?
She just said my name!
290
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:36,251
Roarley!
291
00:14:37,959 --> 00:14:39,669
[whistling]
292
00:14:40,917 --> 00:14:43,997
Fine. I guess I'd better
just take care of this myself.
293
00:14:45,959 --> 00:14:48,039
[phone beeping]
294
00:14:49,792 --> 00:14:50,632
[phone ringing]
295
00:14:50,709 --> 00:14:51,959
[Mr. Fleem] Hello, Fleemco.
296
00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:55,081
Sir, I want to replace
Zookeeper Hiram Smeck
297
00:14:55,166 --> 00:14:58,786
with someone who will, I don't know...
put the animals first.
298
00:14:59,417 --> 00:15:01,417
Mr. Smeck, we're thrilled to have you
299
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:04,040
run our mall's petting zoo,
but why would you...
300
00:15:04,125 --> 00:15:05,825
You had me at food court.
301
00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:10,245
Come on, lady!
I've got a nature museum to build here!
302
00:15:10,333 --> 00:15:14,333
No! Never! Nothing could possibly
remove me from this tree!
303
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:19,539
Except this.
304
00:15:19,625 --> 00:15:21,375
Ooh! I'm on my way!
305
00:15:22,875 --> 00:15:25,915
All right! Finally!
Huh?
306
00:15:26,709 --> 00:15:28,669
[growls]
307
00:15:33,291 --> 00:15:35,251
Come on!
I don't want to miss it!
308
00:15:35,709 --> 00:15:37,459
Let's do this thing!
309
00:15:38,792 --> 00:15:41,002
[crowd cheering]
310
00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:43,833
When I came to
Amalgamated Zoo Corp. Gardens,
311
00:15:43,917 --> 00:15:48,417
I vowed to turn it into the world-class
preserve every animal deserves.
312
00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:51,790
I dreamt of lion savannahs,
flamingo lagoons,
313
00:15:51,875 --> 00:15:55,035
heated water slides,
cable TV in every shelter!
314
00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:57,455
[all laughing]
315
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,880
Those are the things I wanted to do.
316
00:16:00,959 --> 00:16:04,879
But Amalgamated Zoo Corp.,
the company who owns this jail,
317
00:16:04,959 --> 00:16:06,749
refused me one red cent!
318
00:16:06,834 --> 00:16:07,674
[thunder rumbles]
319
00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:10,290
Just like they refused poor Hiram Smeck!
320
00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:12,665
Nice goin', sis.
You replaced the wrong guy!
321
00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:16,330
I am sick and tired
of nobody carin' about the animals!
322
00:16:16,417 --> 00:16:18,377
How about you?!
323
00:16:18,458 --> 00:16:22,748
-Animals should be free!
-You got that right, sister!
324
00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:26,418
Free!
325
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,330
[people screaming]
326
00:16:36,875 --> 00:16:38,875
[elephant trumpeting]
327
00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:43,791
Wait! I didn't mean that free!
328
00:16:43,875 --> 00:16:45,495
[people yelling]
329
00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:49,173
[lion snarling]
330
00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:50,880
Oh, no!
This is terrible!
331
00:16:50,959 --> 00:16:52,749
I've gotta find Sasha.
332
00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:54,165
[laughing]
333
00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:56,460
You're in so much trouble!
334
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:03,080
Hey, guys, I said some things,
you said some things.
335
00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:06,456
I flung some insults, you flung some poo.
But we're OK, right?
336
00:17:06,542 --> 00:17:08,132
[screeching]
337
00:17:09,625 --> 00:17:13,705
Get your stinkin' paws off me,
you darn, dirty apes!
338
00:17:14,291 --> 00:17:16,671
But technically, Todd, they're monkeys.
339
00:17:17,625 --> 00:17:19,875
Don't worry, everybody!
I'm on top of this!
340
00:17:20,458 --> 00:17:21,418
[phone beeping]
341
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:23,880
Hello, Fleemco?
Can you replace an animal?
342
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:27,459
How about 837 of them?
Hello?
343
00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:29,463
-[moos]
-[yells]
344
00:17:29,542 --> 00:17:30,962
[gasps] Ow!
345
00:17:31,041 --> 00:17:32,211
I mean...
346
00:17:32,291 --> 00:17:34,501
-[squawks]
-Charge!
347
00:17:36,166 --> 00:17:37,326
-Hi-ya!
-[squawks]
348
00:17:40,542 --> 00:17:43,082
[Dick] Yeah, that's right!
[laughs]
349
00:17:43,166 --> 00:17:46,826
-[hissing]
-[laughing] It's a beautiful thing!
350
00:17:46,917 --> 00:17:49,127
It's a beautiful thing, baby!
351
00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:51,538
Free!
[laughing]
352
00:17:51,625 --> 00:17:52,665
[groans]
353
00:17:53,583 --> 00:17:54,423
[grunts]
354
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:57,580
Here you go, lady.
You're nuts.
355
00:17:57,834 --> 00:17:59,544
[elephant trumpeting]
356
00:17:59,667 --> 00:18:00,997
[squawks]
357
00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:06,037
Hey! No readmission without a hand stamp!
358
00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:09,253
Oops.
359
00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:11,383
[all yelling]
360
00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:17,674
[buzzing]
361
00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:20,540
Sacre bleu!
Ze panther, she's gone mad with hunger!
362
00:18:20,625 --> 00:18:22,285
Run for your live-es!
363
00:18:24,792 --> 00:18:26,542
[Riley gasps] Sasha!
364
00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:30,325
Sasha, it's OK.
It's me... Roarley!
365
00:18:30,417 --> 00:18:31,917
[whines]
366
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:32,830
[growling]
367
00:18:32,917 --> 00:18:37,877
Sasha! I thought we were friends,
sister soul mates, best friends for life!
368
00:18:37,959 --> 00:18:39,879
OK, pen pals it is.
369
00:18:39,959 --> 00:18:41,459
-[roars]
-[yells]
370
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:45,880
She's a wild animal, not a pet.
371
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:48,919
Mom, I'm so sorry about all this.
372
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,210
I know you were
just trying to help, Riley.
373
00:18:51,291 --> 00:18:53,331
But what am I supposed to do now?
374
00:18:53,417 --> 00:18:54,877
I can't leave the animals out here,
375
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:57,629
and I sure can't send them back
to those awful cages.
376
00:18:57,959 --> 00:19:00,419
[groans]
Even that bus sign mocks me.
377
00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:01,917
Wait a second.
378
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,880
[groans]
I replaced the wrong guy!
379
00:19:04,959 --> 00:19:08,289
I should have replaced the guy who owns
Amalgamated Zoo Corp. Gardens.
380
00:19:08,375 --> 00:19:12,205
I wish he knew how it felt to be
that trapped and boxed in.
381
00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:17,625
Hey! Maybe we can show him.
Mom, we gotta round up all these animals.
382
00:19:17,917 --> 00:19:21,707
Don't worry, kids, they're more
scared of us than we are of them.
383
00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:23,960
[all yelling]
384
00:19:24,041 --> 00:19:25,211
Or not!
385
00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:30,915
[C.A.R.] Tallyho!
386
00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:38,041
[monkeys screeching]
387
00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:40,825
Hey, monkeys,
all for me and none for you!
388
00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:43,077
[screeching]
389
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,750
Last one.
Ow! Oh, well, maybe... Oh!
390
00:19:52,834 --> 00:19:54,214
Oh, I know.
[yells]
391
00:19:54,291 --> 00:19:57,251
I'm not fallin' for that again.
[yells]
392
00:20:04,583 --> 00:20:05,963
[woman]
You can't go in there!
393
00:20:06,041 --> 00:20:07,461
Mr. Rothswillow!
394
00:20:07,542 --> 00:20:10,212
Hey! What's going on here?!
395
00:20:12,375 --> 00:20:14,035
What? It was a gift.
396
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:17,955
Mr. Rothswillow, meet your animals.
397
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:22,960
What?! My animals?!
398
00:20:23,041 --> 00:20:24,751
I don't even have a dog.
399
00:20:24,834 --> 00:20:27,754
But you do own
Amalgamated Zoo Corp. Gardens,
400
00:20:27,834 --> 00:20:29,964
-and it's a disgrace.
-Say, give that back!
401
00:20:30,375 --> 00:20:32,915
Ohh! Ohh!
What...
402
00:20:33,375 --> 00:20:36,535
Hey, back off!
Wow, I'm uncomfortably cramped,
403
00:20:36,625 --> 00:20:39,165
not unlike an animal
in a substandard cage.
404
00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:42,330
It's not too nice
being all boxed in, is it, sir?
405
00:20:42,417 --> 00:20:45,327
OK, OK, I get it!
406
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,290
But from what I see here
407
00:20:53,375 --> 00:20:56,125
Amalgamated Zoo Corp. Gardens
is filled to capacity.
408
00:20:56,208 --> 00:20:58,628
There's nowhere to expand,
even if I wanted to.
409
00:20:58,709 --> 00:21:00,169
[growling]
410
00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:01,880
Which, of course, I do.
411
00:21:01,959 --> 00:21:05,629
Mr. Rothswillow,
I think I know the perfect place.
412
00:21:06,041 --> 00:21:08,041
What are you getting at, son?
413
00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:11,383
-Cat's got your tongue?
-Huh?
414
00:21:13,417 --> 00:21:15,707
It's a movie, three words.
415
00:21:15,959 --> 00:21:17,039
[screeching]
416
00:21:17,125 --> 00:21:19,955
-Oh, hey!
-That golf course, you dolt!
417
00:21:20,041 --> 00:21:23,291
-Oh, OK! I get it!
-Yes!
418
00:21:30,291 --> 00:21:32,501
-[sheep bleating]
-[elephant trumpeting]
419
00:21:40,542 --> 00:21:42,252
[all] Aww...
420
00:21:43,667 --> 00:21:45,787
-[roars]
-[all scream]
421
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,960
Turning this golf club into
an animal sanctuary was a brilliant idea.
422
00:21:50,333 --> 00:21:52,423
[sigh] But your father's suggestion
423
00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:56,000
to leave the golf course open,
not such a brilliant idea.
424
00:21:56,792 --> 00:21:58,082
What are you talkin' about?
425
00:21:58,166 --> 00:22:01,246
This is really speedin' up the game!
Fore!
426
00:22:01,458 --> 00:22:05,708
[announcer] The Fleemco company presents:Agent K on paranoia.
427
00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:08,752
While it is necessary
to always exercise caution
428
00:22:08,834 --> 00:22:10,044
in the world of spying,
429
00:22:10,125 --> 00:22:13,245
you must be careful
that is doesn't lead to paranoia.
430
00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:16,075
All right, Dry Master 5000,
431
00:22:16,166 --> 00:22:19,246
you have got to the count of three
to hand over that sock!
432
00:22:19,333 --> 00:22:20,293
Wait a minute.
433
00:22:20,375 --> 00:22:21,705
I'm almost certain my watch
434
00:22:21,792 --> 00:22:23,832
was on the other hand
when that clip was filmed.
435
00:22:23,917 --> 00:22:25,417
What's going on here?
436
00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:29,420
[gasps] It's a trap!You'll never take me alive!
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