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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,620 --> 00:00:03,859 - Lightning round, bro. - Hit me! 2 00:00:03,900 --> 00:00:05,819 What's the capital of Norway? 3 00:00:05,860 --> 00:00:08,419 - Ooh. - Oh! 4 00:00:08,460 --> 00:00:10,899 God, what a day! 5 00:00:10,940 --> 00:00:16,419 Gilly made me watch the whole day three of some Test match in 2002. 6 00:00:16,460 --> 00:00:19,379 That would have been Johannesburg. He made a double century. 7 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:22,699 But the good news is I went past the bottle shop on the way home 8 00:00:22,740 --> 00:00:24,499 and stocked up for tonight. 9 00:00:24,540 --> 00:00:26,419 The boot is swimming in chardy. 10 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:29,179 - Ah. - Norway, it's a Scandinavian country. 11 00:00:29,220 --> 00:00:32,019 Em, the trivia night tonight's a dry night. 12 00:00:32,060 --> 00:00:34,259 - Remember? - Dry? 13 00:00:34,300 --> 00:00:35,939 - No alcohol. - Starts and ends in the letter O. 14 00:00:36,980 --> 00:00:39,419 - For which bit? - (LAUGHS) 15 00:00:39,460 --> 00:00:40,779 All of it. 16 00:00:40,820 --> 00:00:41,979 Quick as you can. 17 00:00:42,020 --> 00:00:44,539 Oh, Emily, how will you survive? 18 00:00:45,980 --> 00:00:47,579 Sophie, please. 19 00:00:47,620 --> 00:00:52,939 A glass of wine can be very relaxing after a long, LONG, week, 20 00:00:52,980 --> 00:00:54,779 but I don't need it. 21 00:00:54,820 --> 00:00:55,899 No. 22 00:00:57,860 --> 00:01:00,379 Ehhh! Time's up! It was Oslo! 23 00:01:02,620 --> 00:01:04,859 Since when is the trivia night dry? 24 00:01:04,900 --> 00:01:07,259 Yeah, I remember last year, it got pretty hectic. 25 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:09,779 One of the Grade 3 dads drew a dick and balls on the honour board. 26 00:01:09,820 --> 00:01:11,899 Yeah, I saw it. He even did the pubes. 27 00:01:11,940 --> 00:01:13,499 The detail was impressive. 28 00:01:13,540 --> 00:01:16,259 Well, the dry rule is President Luna's idea, 29 00:01:16,300 --> 00:01:19,219 but Greg's decided to take her side for once, bless. 30 00:01:19,260 --> 00:01:21,659 I am not on Luna's side, that's the whole point. 31 00:01:21,700 --> 00:01:24,579 I want to stay sober so I have my wits about me, 32 00:01:24,620 --> 00:01:26,339 so I can wallop her at trivia. 33 00:01:26,380 --> 00:01:27,979 An archnemesis. 34 00:01:28,020 --> 00:01:30,179 God, I'd kill for one of them. Good on you, Greg. 35 00:01:30,220 --> 00:01:32,339 I'm just sick of Luna one-upping me, 36 00:01:32,380 --> 00:01:34,819 making snarky little remarks in front of the other parents 37 00:01:34,860 --> 00:01:36,699 and making me sound dumb. 38 00:01:36,740 --> 00:01:40,099 Well, tonight, we're going to show her who's dumb. 39 00:01:40,140 --> 00:01:42,179 Yeah? 40 00:01:42,220 --> 00:01:43,579 Not us. 41 00:01:55,420 --> 00:01:57,339 OK. I've put together a crack squad. 42 00:01:57,380 --> 00:01:59,779 Em, your speciality subject: literature. 43 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:01,979 - Whoo! - Marlo: pop culture. 44 00:02:02,020 --> 00:02:03,699 - Yes! - Terry: plants and animals. 45 00:02:03,740 --> 00:02:04,819 Come on! 46 00:02:04,860 --> 00:02:06,659 Oh, and I can do Eastern philosophy and geography. 47 00:02:06,700 --> 00:02:08,779 Oh, and disgraced former child stars. 48 00:02:08,820 --> 00:02:12,259 And I, of course, am your team captain and go-to guy for sports. 49 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:14,219 - Boom! - And what's my speciality, bro? 50 00:02:17,140 --> 00:02:18,619 S... shirts? 51 00:02:18,660 --> 00:02:20,099 Shirts? 52 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,419 You're the all-rounder. 53 00:02:22,860 --> 00:02:25,299 Nice! I'm the seasoning on the cake! 54 00:02:25,340 --> 00:02:27,219 That's the spirit! Let's do this! 55 00:02:27,260 --> 00:02:28,699 Alright! 56 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:33,179 Hello... Luna. 57 00:02:33,220 --> 00:02:35,899 Well. If it isn't team Shit Husband. 58 00:02:35,940 --> 00:02:37,939 Well, if it isn't Team... 59 00:02:37,980 --> 00:02:39,179 - Tell her. - ... Shit... 60 00:02:39,220 --> 00:02:40,379 Come on. 61 00:02:41,660 --> 00:02:42,979 ... at Trivia. 62 00:02:43,020 --> 00:02:45,859 Don't wear yourself out, Greg. You'll need that brainpower later. 63 00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:49,379 Mobile phones need to be switched off and put in the basket. 64 00:02:49,420 --> 00:02:52,339 One of my team-mates can show you to your table. 65 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:54,099 Yeah. Follow me. 66 00:02:56,900 --> 00:02:58,739 They've got Tamsyn Lewis. 67 00:02:58,780 --> 00:03:01,219 She's an actual freaking gold-medallist. 68 00:03:03,940 --> 00:03:05,779 - Thanks. - Thanks. 69 00:03:05,820 --> 00:03:07,299 Ta. 70 00:03:07,340 --> 00:03:08,499 Ask Jeeves? 71 00:03:09,900 --> 00:03:11,419 What is Ask Jeeves? 72 00:03:11,460 --> 00:03:12,939 It's our team name, 73 00:03:12,980 --> 00:03:15,579 because we are the Butlers and we know all the answers. 74 00:03:15,620 --> 00:03:17,539 I thought we were Team Shit Husband. 75 00:03:17,580 --> 00:03:19,259 No, we're not shit, Brad. 76 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:21,619 That's just Luna trying to get into our heads. 77 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:24,859 - How do you spell "Jeeves"? - With a J. 78 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:29,179 Welcome, everybody, to this year's Parents and Friends Trivia Night. 79 00:03:29,220 --> 00:03:31,339 A reminder that tonight is a dry night, 80 00:03:31,380 --> 00:03:34,979 out of respect for our wonderful school and its furnishings. 81 00:03:35,020 --> 00:03:38,299 Tonight is all about raising money for our kids, 82 00:03:38,340 --> 00:03:41,939 and sending a message that you don't need to have a drink to have fun. 83 00:03:41,980 --> 00:03:43,499 Am I right? 84 00:03:43,540 --> 00:03:45,659 - Yeah, nice. - (APPLAUSE) 85 00:03:47,100 --> 00:03:50,259 Without further ado, our host for the evening, 86 00:03:50,300 --> 00:03:55,619 local Councillor for Pascoe Shire, the honourable Paul Perera. 87 00:03:57,580 --> 00:03:59,659 Hello, and welcome! 88 00:03:59,700 --> 00:04:02,939 The honour is all mine. 89 00:04:02,980 --> 00:04:05,339 The last time I stood up in a room full of this many people, 90 00:04:05,380 --> 00:04:07,259 I was found guilty! 91 00:04:07,300 --> 00:04:09,019 (FEEDBACK SQUEALS) 92 00:04:09,060 --> 00:04:10,779 That's just an icebreaker joke. 93 00:04:10,820 --> 00:04:12,659 I'm not a convicted felon. 94 00:04:13,940 --> 00:04:15,659 And I speak regularly to large groups. 95 00:04:15,700 --> 00:04:17,739 - Greg. - Shh. 96 00:04:17,780 --> 00:04:19,539 You shush. 97 00:04:19,580 --> 00:04:22,099 Do you have the car keys? I think you left the lights on. 98 00:04:22,140 --> 00:04:24,459 Before we kick off the trivia, I would like to say a few words... 99 00:04:24,500 --> 00:04:25,979 - Come on. - Sorry. 100 00:04:26,020 --> 00:04:28,299 They're hard to get them out when I'm sitting down. 101 00:04:28,340 --> 00:04:32,939 Our graffiti removal team has been making us so proud. 102 00:04:32,980 --> 00:04:34,459 They've been working so tirelessly 103 00:04:34,500 --> 00:04:36,499 and we really appreciate their efforts. 104 00:04:36,540 --> 00:04:39,139 The school mural was a mistake, but we're fixing that. 105 00:04:49,260 --> 00:04:51,339 God bless Friday nights! 106 00:04:53,780 --> 00:04:55,699 It says if you ride a horse on the road, 107 00:04:55,740 --> 00:04:57,939 it's legally considered a vehicle. 108 00:04:57,980 --> 00:05:00,299 But a horse doesn't have a speedometer or lights. 109 00:05:00,340 --> 00:05:02,259 Maybe you attach them? 110 00:05:02,300 --> 00:05:05,379 So, um, what do you guys want to do tonight? 111 00:05:05,420 --> 00:05:07,899 Do you guys want to learn lines for our audition on the weekend? 112 00:05:07,940 --> 00:05:09,739 We've done that every lunchtime this week. 113 00:05:10,980 --> 00:05:12,499 Let's make TikToks with Hannibal. 114 00:05:12,540 --> 00:05:13,899 Yes! 115 00:05:13,940 --> 00:05:15,979 My video of Hannibal eating a mosquito 116 00:05:16,020 --> 00:05:17,699 got featured on the daily turtle page. 117 00:05:17,740 --> 00:05:20,219 Uh, Chloe and Hannibal are at a sleepover. 118 00:05:20,260 --> 00:05:22,819 We could watch Twilight ironically. 119 00:05:22,860 --> 00:05:25,419 - I think we should get drunk. - Yeah! 120 00:05:26,820 --> 00:05:29,339 Wait. These beers are warm. 121 00:05:29,380 --> 00:05:32,219 Oh, yeah, I found them in my dad's golf bag. 122 00:05:32,260 --> 00:05:34,219 Beer is low-key disgusting. 123 00:05:34,260 --> 00:05:36,019 I tried it once at my cousin's wedding, 124 00:05:36,060 --> 00:05:37,779 and went straight back to vodka. 125 00:05:39,420 --> 00:05:41,619 This smells like a farm animal's urine. 126 00:05:42,780 --> 00:05:46,099 - What have you got at your house? - Nothing. My mum's doing a juice cleanse. 127 00:05:48,020 --> 00:05:49,579 Wait. Can't you order it? 128 00:05:49,620 --> 00:05:50,939 But we're not 18. 129 00:05:54,380 --> 00:05:58,019 - (WHISPERS) Em! - Alright! Answer sheets at the ready. 130 00:05:58,060 --> 00:06:00,499 Here comes the first lot of questions. 131 00:06:00,540 --> 00:06:02,259 You nearly missed the start! 132 00:06:02,300 --> 00:06:04,179 Question one! 133 00:06:04,220 --> 00:06:07,619 Pho is a popular dish from which country? 134 00:06:07,660 --> 00:06:10,419 It's also a popular dish in my belly! 135 00:06:10,460 --> 00:06:12,059 - Vietnam! - Em! 136 00:06:12,100 --> 00:06:13,539 Everybody knows that! 137 00:06:13,580 --> 00:06:15,979 Well, they do now that you've yelled it out! 138 00:06:16,020 --> 00:06:17,499 Question two! 139 00:06:17,540 --> 00:06:21,699 Which famous Australians are featured on the $20 note? 140 00:06:21,740 --> 00:06:24,219 - Crocodile Dundee! - He's not even real! 141 00:06:24,260 --> 00:06:27,339 - What, Hoges, then. - And no, it's not me! 142 00:06:27,380 --> 00:06:29,739 - Who's got a $20? - No, no, no. 143 00:06:29,780 --> 00:06:31,339 We are not cheating. 144 00:06:31,380 --> 00:06:34,259 Whose special subject is currency? 145 00:06:34,300 --> 00:06:35,539 Ooh! Burke and Wills! 146 00:06:35,580 --> 00:06:38,899 No, it could be Cathy Freeman. No, no, definitely Burke and Wills. 147 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:41,379 - I mean, it could be. - Why aren't you writing it down? 148 00:06:41,420 --> 00:06:42,819 I'll write it in the margin. 149 00:06:42,860 --> 00:06:46,259 - Why the margin? Just put it... - I'll transfer it across later. 150 00:06:51,380 --> 00:06:52,699 (DOORBELL RINGS) 151 00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:57,379 Two Margarita pizzas and a four-pack of watermelon coolers. 152 00:06:57,420 --> 00:07:00,619 Thank God you're here. I have had such a day. 153 00:07:00,660 --> 00:07:07,179 You know, work, clients, my boss, deadlines, meetings, presentations. 154 00:07:07,220 --> 00:07:09,339 I... The lock on my briefcase got jammed. 155 00:07:09,380 --> 00:07:11,579 Can I see some identification, please? 156 00:07:11,620 --> 00:07:14,699 Uh, well, I... I pressed the 'I'm over 18' button on the app, 157 00:07:14,740 --> 00:07:16,219 so it should be all good. 158 00:07:16,260 --> 00:07:18,499 What's taking so long with the liquor, honeybunch? 159 00:07:18,540 --> 00:07:21,579 No way. I'm not falling for this again. 160 00:07:21,620 --> 00:07:24,019 Hey, we paid for those drinks. 161 00:07:24,060 --> 00:07:25,579 Thank you for your generous tip. 162 00:07:35,140 --> 00:07:37,539 No, no, no, no! It's Glenn McGrath! 163 00:07:37,580 --> 00:07:39,459 It's Ponting. 164 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:41,019 I'm on sports. 165 00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:44,579 I have been watching cricket for two straight weeks. 166 00:07:44,620 --> 00:07:45,939 Trust me! 167 00:07:45,980 --> 00:07:48,019 If everyone just stays in their own speciality subjects, 168 00:07:48,060 --> 00:07:49,619 we'll be OK. 169 00:07:49,660 --> 00:07:52,179 - I'll just call Gilly. - They took our phones, Em. 170 00:07:52,220 --> 00:07:54,939 - Just put it in the margin, Greg. - It's not going in the margin! 171 00:07:54,980 --> 00:07:57,939 Ring-a-ding-ding! That's half-time, ladies and germs! 172 00:07:59,300 --> 00:08:01,219 Sorry, I shouldn't joke about germs. 173 00:08:01,260 --> 00:08:03,459 We're not completely out of the woods yet. 174 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:05,419 Do you reckon this might be the bloke on council 175 00:08:05,460 --> 00:08:06,939 who changed bin night? 176 00:08:06,980 --> 00:08:08,900 - Please pass your answer sheets to the front. - (GROWLS) 177 00:08:08,901 --> 00:08:12,579 We're going to take a break to tally the scores and wash our hands. 178 00:08:14,460 --> 00:08:16,619 So, how are the Arse Cheeks going? 179 00:08:16,660 --> 00:08:20,979 Um, it's Ask Jeeves, not Arse Cheeks. 180 00:08:21,020 --> 00:08:23,899 And to be honest, we are... we're pretty confident. 181 00:08:23,940 --> 00:08:26,499 I don't know what we would have done without my friend, 182 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:28,379 Olympic athlete Tamsyn Lewis. 183 00:08:29,820 --> 00:08:31,699 As long as we're all having fun. 184 00:08:31,740 --> 00:08:32,979 And not drinking. 185 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:35,299 Which is something I support. 186 00:08:37,740 --> 00:08:40,539 Look alive. I'm going to get him to fix bin night. 187 00:08:40,580 --> 00:08:42,099 Yes, Tezzie! 188 00:08:46,300 --> 00:08:48,619 You know, this trivia night used to be a lot more fun 189 00:08:48,660 --> 00:08:49,859 when it was a piss-up. 190 00:08:49,900 --> 00:08:52,819 - Mm-hm. - Couldn't you go a drink? 191 00:08:56,060 --> 00:08:57,779 You dirty dog. 192 00:08:57,820 --> 00:08:59,019 Oh, it's so terrible. 193 00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:01,259 I should be able to go one Friday night without a drink. 194 00:09:01,300 --> 00:09:04,419 Whatever! It's the 2020s, not the 1920s. 195 00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:07,419 - Where did you stash it? - It's in the car. 196 00:09:09,420 --> 00:09:10,899 Have you two got alcohol? 197 00:09:13,940 --> 00:09:16,459 I am so proud of you. 198 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:18,659 - Who are these two? - Heather, Braeden. 199 00:09:18,700 --> 00:09:20,779 I only told my table, I swear. 200 00:09:20,820 --> 00:09:24,299 Thank God for you guys. That dry thing's a bloody stitch-up. 201 00:09:24,340 --> 00:09:26,899 I am so glad I'm not the only one struggling. 202 00:09:26,940 --> 00:09:29,579 They charge us school fees, then they make us come to these events 203 00:09:29,620 --> 00:09:31,179 so they can pump us for more money. 204 00:09:31,220 --> 00:09:33,019 The least they can do is an open bar. 205 00:09:33,060 --> 00:09:35,499 What is the point of sending your kids to a Catholic school 206 00:09:35,540 --> 00:09:36,859 if you can't have wine? 207 00:09:36,900 --> 00:09:38,299 Amen. 208 00:09:38,340 --> 00:09:39,699 And also with you. 209 00:09:43,260 --> 00:09:45,899 I'm so devvo we didn't get those coolers. 210 00:09:45,940 --> 00:09:49,499 Well, she was going to give them to me, until Ned Flanders turned up. 211 00:09:49,540 --> 00:09:51,019 We should get fake IDs. 212 00:09:51,060 --> 00:09:53,259 I think those only exist in movies. 213 00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:54,899 Ooh, I have an idea! 214 00:09:56,140 --> 00:09:58,379 Ah, so, are we doing this, or... ? 215 00:09:58,420 --> 00:10:01,739 Oh! 100 likes and Sophie and Lindsay have to drink this. 216 00:10:01,780 --> 00:10:05,739 Hashtag Bin Juice Challenge. Hashtag Getting Lit. 217 00:10:10,340 --> 00:10:12,299 Ah... 218 00:10:12,340 --> 00:10:14,979 Mr Perera. 219 00:10:15,020 --> 00:10:17,379 I am a constituent of yours. 220 00:10:17,420 --> 00:10:18,539 Ahh... 221 00:10:18,580 --> 00:10:21,419 And I have a bone to pick with you about bin night. 222 00:10:21,460 --> 00:10:24,219 You see, on my side of the street, 223 00:10:24,260 --> 00:10:27,539 it's been Tuesday for as long as anyone can remember, 224 00:10:27,580 --> 00:10:30,979 and now, out of nowhere, it's Thursday. 225 00:10:31,020 --> 00:10:32,739 Wow. 226 00:10:32,780 --> 00:10:35,499 I love hearing feedback from my electorate. 227 00:10:35,540 --> 00:10:37,459 The problem is I'm expecting a call. 228 00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:38,619 No... 229 00:10:38,660 --> 00:10:41,219 - Brrr! Brrr! There it is now. - That's an old-school tone. 230 00:10:41,260 --> 00:10:43,379 - Mr Mayor. - It's the mayor? 231 00:10:43,420 --> 00:10:45,619 Yep, this is a secure line. Go ahead. 232 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,419 - Hmm. - Yep. 233 00:10:49,700 --> 00:10:50,939 I'll just wait here. 234 00:10:57,380 --> 00:11:01,779 "Pho is a popular dish from Vietnam." 235 00:11:01,820 --> 00:11:03,059 Hmm? 236 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:08,939 (PHOTOCOPIER WHIRRS) 237 00:11:08,980 --> 00:11:11,619 Team Shit Husband is back in the game. 238 00:11:17,900 --> 00:11:18,939 Here we go. 239 00:11:18,980 --> 00:11:23,099 Alright! At half-time, the leaderboard looks like this. 240 00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:25,299 Well, this will get your blood pumping. 241 00:11:25,340 --> 00:11:28,819 On 22 points, in equal third place, is... Heh... 242 00:11:28,860 --> 00:11:32,019 The Young Farts and Ask Jeeves! 243 00:11:32,060 --> 00:11:34,779 - (APPLAUSE) - More like the Dumb Waiters! 244 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:38,419 Ooh! Looks like Tamsyn Lewis has brought her spikes. 245 00:11:38,460 --> 00:11:39,859 Ha-ha! I love it! 246 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:42,139 In second place, on 24 points, 247 00:11:42,180 --> 00:11:44,019 Trivia Newton John! 248 00:11:44,060 --> 00:11:45,859 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 249 00:11:45,900 --> 00:11:47,459 But out in front... 250 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:50,379 ... the Luna Eclipse with 29 points! 251 00:11:50,420 --> 00:11:52,859 - (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) - (LAUGHTER) 252 00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:55,099 A bit of sportsmanship wouldn't go astray. 253 00:11:55,140 --> 00:11:56,619 Luna Eclipse. How arrogant. 254 00:11:56,660 --> 00:11:58,379 I know. I could have got us Right Said Greg. 255 00:11:58,420 --> 00:12:00,179 - That's a great name. - I know, but I didn't. 256 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,299 - Because we are a team. - Yeah. 257 00:12:01,340 --> 00:12:05,059 Our next round is Round Four: Arts and Literature. Here we go. 258 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:06,579 This is Em's speciality subject. 259 00:12:06,620 --> 00:12:09,299 Where is she? Is she and Marlo still on the toilets? 260 00:12:09,340 --> 00:12:10,779 It looks like it's you and me, bro. 261 00:12:10,820 --> 00:12:11,939 - Oh, great. - The dream team. 262 00:12:11,980 --> 00:12:13,019 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACH) 263 00:12:13,060 --> 00:12:15,099 I'm back, Greggy. 264 00:12:15,140 --> 00:12:16,979 Can we all just focus, please? 265 00:12:17,020 --> 00:12:18,979 - We're still in this. - Question 31. 266 00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:24,219 In what year did Virginia Woolf publish her modernist classic 267 00:12:24,260 --> 00:12:27,019 To The Lighthouse? 268 00:12:27,060 --> 00:12:28,619 2003. 269 00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:31,699 - 1927. - That's a band, Terry. 270 00:12:31,740 --> 00:12:34,219 Yeah, but before that, it was a year. 271 00:12:34,260 --> 00:12:36,379 You see, I read it on The Big Walk. 272 00:12:36,420 --> 00:12:37,779 - Did ya? - Yeah. 273 00:12:37,820 --> 00:12:39,379 - Picked it up in a bookshop. - Where? 274 00:12:39,420 --> 00:12:40,899 Buhnella. 275 00:12:40,940 --> 00:12:42,339 Run by a... woman... 276 00:12:42,380 --> 00:12:44,099 - What woman? - ... with a peg leg. 277 00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:47,259 1927 it is. 278 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,819 Nice work, Tez. 279 00:12:50,860 --> 00:12:52,979 Come on. 280 00:12:53,020 --> 00:12:55,939 Have some respect for yourselves, come on. 281 00:12:55,980 --> 00:12:57,699 You were just here. 282 00:12:57,740 --> 00:13:00,699 Go to the... Go to the back of the line, go on. 283 00:13:00,740 --> 00:13:04,059 If you wanted more, you should have brought your own. Huh? 284 00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:05,699 For a bottle? 285 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,019 Thank you. 286 00:13:09,780 --> 00:13:11,339 - Pleasure doing business with you. - Ta. 287 00:13:11,380 --> 00:13:13,379 Question 54! 288 00:13:13,420 --> 00:13:14,420 John Dunlop. 289 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:18,139 Who first recorded the first discovery of gold in Ballarat? 290 00:13:18,180 --> 00:13:19,619 Oh! Burke and Wills! 291 00:13:19,660 --> 00:13:21,019 No, you've already said Burke and Wills. 292 00:13:21,060 --> 00:13:23,139 It's not going to have Burke and Wills twice in the same quiz. 293 00:13:23,180 --> 00:13:25,019 That's what they want you to think, Greg. 294 00:13:25,060 --> 00:13:26,219 John Dunlop. 295 00:13:27,170 --> 00:13:28,889 Read about it in Shepparton 296 00:13:28,930 --> 00:13:32,009 at the local library, run by a Slovenian man. 297 00:13:32,050 --> 00:13:34,849 - Yeah, what was his name? - Yeah, Josep Borevsky. 298 00:13:36,770 --> 00:13:37,849 John Dunlop it is. 299 00:13:37,890 --> 00:13:40,049 Albert Einstein in the house. 300 00:13:40,090 --> 00:13:42,689 You know, see, I do want to be supportive. 301 00:13:42,730 --> 00:13:44,809 Luna does so much for the community. 302 00:13:44,850 --> 00:13:46,289 - Oh, she is so dedicated. - Yes. 303 00:13:46,330 --> 00:13:47,889 And... and dedicated to the kids. 304 00:13:47,930 --> 00:13:50,369 I think that she's the fun police. 305 00:13:52,010 --> 00:13:54,409 - Yes, no, she is the fun police. - Yes, thank God you said that! 306 00:13:54,450 --> 00:13:56,569 All the work Luna does for the school 307 00:13:56,610 --> 00:13:58,409 has given my missus the massive guilts. 308 00:13:58,450 --> 00:14:00,449 Now Cindy's doing double tuckshop duty, 309 00:14:00,490 --> 00:14:02,969 and she says she's too tired for couples yoga! 310 00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,849 - Well, my husband... - Shit husband? 311 00:14:04,890 --> 00:14:06,529 - Greg. - Yeah. 312 00:14:06,570 --> 00:14:08,289 He's on the committee with Luna. 313 00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:10,649 I bet he fought pretty hard to get this dry rule knocked back. 314 00:14:10,690 --> 00:14:14,729 Oh, he... he tried. He tried hard. 315 00:14:15,810 --> 00:14:17,209 Who wants some tunes? 316 00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:18,529 (ALL CHEER) 317 00:14:18,570 --> 00:14:20,049 WOMAN: Crank it up! 318 00:14:20,090 --> 00:14:22,529 What does the computer abbreviation 'ja-peg'... 319 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,169 - MAN: It's JPEG. - JPEG? 320 00:14:24,210 --> 00:14:26,369 ... JPEG stand for? 321 00:14:26,410 --> 00:14:28,409 Justice Project Excellent Games. 322 00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:30,609 Joint Photographics Expert Group. 323 00:14:30,650 --> 00:14:31,969 Lock it in, Eddie. 324 00:14:33,490 --> 00:14:36,409 (CAMERA SNAPS) 325 00:14:36,450 --> 00:14:38,409 RAVI: I'm a cool guy, huh? 326 00:14:38,450 --> 00:14:40,369 Ah-ha-ha! 327 00:14:40,410 --> 00:14:42,769 Yeah, OK. I think I got a few. 328 00:14:42,810 --> 00:14:44,889 Wait, Lindsay's can is open and mine is closed. 329 00:14:44,930 --> 00:14:46,689 Now it just looks stupid. 330 00:14:47,570 --> 00:14:50,489 OK. I'll take a few more. Just hurry up. 331 00:14:50,530 --> 00:14:53,889 (EXCLAIMS AND LAUGHS) 332 00:14:58,170 --> 00:14:59,929 Oh, my God! Ravi! 333 00:14:59,970 --> 00:15:01,769 We don't have anything left to drink now. 334 00:15:01,810 --> 00:15:05,089 Oh, well, we still have the bin juice. 24 likes and counting. 335 00:15:05,130 --> 00:15:07,129 Honestly, I wasn't even that keen. 336 00:15:07,170 --> 00:15:08,849 I got so hungover after my... 337 00:15:08,890 --> 00:15:10,329 Yeah, your cousin's wedding. I know. 338 00:15:10,370 --> 00:15:12,769 Where you had heaps of fun and got drunk. Sounds amazing. 339 00:15:15,410 --> 00:15:16,689 What's her problem? 340 00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:22,049 PERERA: Over six bitterly fought rounds of trivia... 341 00:15:23,330 --> 00:15:25,689 ... here are the final results! (IMITATES DRUMROLL) 342 00:15:25,730 --> 00:15:27,289 Come on, dream team. 343 00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:32,449 Should I wait until there's a few more people here? 344 00:15:38,970 --> 00:15:40,849 - Boogie! - (ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC) 345 00:15:40,890 --> 00:15:42,569 Yeah! 346 00:15:42,610 --> 00:15:45,289 OK, whoever gets up to the top first! 347 00:15:45,330 --> 00:15:48,009 Donna and Gary, that's my car. 348 00:15:48,050 --> 00:15:50,969 MAN: Trivia night! Trivia night! 349 00:15:51,010 --> 00:15:53,209 (INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHTER) 350 00:15:55,370 --> 00:15:56,889 Darren, get down! 351 00:15:56,930 --> 00:15:58,849 Oh, my God! 352 00:15:58,890 --> 00:16:00,169 Greg! 353 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,849 You've come over to the Dark Side. Come on. 354 00:16:02,890 --> 00:16:04,489 Let's get you a cup. 355 00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:07,169 So, you've been out here the whole night? Getting pissed? 356 00:16:07,210 --> 00:16:09,889 Don't worry, because Luna cannot punish us all 357 00:16:09,930 --> 00:16:13,929 and everyone here has got your back. 358 00:16:13,970 --> 00:16:16,289 Em, I needed your help with the trivia. 359 00:16:16,330 --> 00:16:18,129 You know how much I wanted to win. 360 00:16:18,170 --> 00:16:20,369 (CLEARS THROAT) And how are you going? 361 00:16:20,410 --> 00:16:23,369 - Well, it doesn't matter because everyone is out here. - (ANNOUNCEMENT CHIMES) 362 00:16:23,410 --> 00:16:25,089 WOMAN: Quick, turn it down. 363 00:16:25,130 --> 00:16:27,329 This is Luna, your Parents and Friends President. 364 00:16:27,370 --> 00:16:30,969 Can all trivia participants, please gather in the hall 365 00:16:31,010 --> 00:16:33,489 - for the final scores. - Oh! 366 00:16:33,530 --> 00:16:36,329 Just a reminder, tonight is a dry event. 367 00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:39,689 We're here for the kids, not a piss-up. 368 00:16:39,730 --> 00:16:41,489 Oh, mama. 369 00:16:41,530 --> 00:16:42,729 Exactly. 370 00:16:43,890 --> 00:16:45,689 Right, I'm going to get everybody back inside. 371 00:16:45,730 --> 00:16:48,409 No, no. It doesn't matter. I-i-i-it's all over. 372 00:16:48,450 --> 00:16:51,089 So stay out here and have your party! 373 00:16:51,130 --> 00:16:53,369 (INDISTINCT LAUGHTER AND CHATTER) 374 00:16:57,770 --> 00:16:58,770 (SIGHS) 375 00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:00,529 Hi, Soph. 376 00:17:00,570 --> 00:17:02,049 Hey. 377 00:17:02,090 --> 00:17:03,929 I'm... sorry about what we did. 378 00:17:03,970 --> 00:17:07,569 Actually, I'm not too sure what that was, but I'm sorry you're mad. 379 00:17:09,170 --> 00:17:11,609 Look, I'd never tried alcohol before tonight 380 00:17:11,650 --> 00:17:16,729 and I wanted it to be fun and special but... it turned out so lame. 381 00:17:20,450 --> 00:17:23,329 - You know my cousin's wedding? - Yes. 382 00:17:23,370 --> 00:17:26,249 That was actually pretty lame. 383 00:17:26,290 --> 00:17:29,729 But I thought you drank cocktails and partied till, like, 3am? 384 00:17:30,890 --> 00:17:34,089 I had half a champagne that Mum watched me drink. 385 00:17:34,130 --> 00:17:36,929 I mean, I definitely felt something, but... 386 00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:39,969 Maybe we can try again next weekend? 387 00:17:40,010 --> 00:17:42,209 We could steal some booze from work. 388 00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:45,129 I mean, maybe we could just watch Twilight. 389 00:17:45,170 --> 00:17:47,689 - Would we watch it ironically, or... ? - Yeah. 390 00:17:47,730 --> 00:17:48,969 RAVI: Whoo! 391 00:17:49,010 --> 00:17:50,129 - (SMASH) - Ow! 392 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:53,289 I should probably take him home. He drank the bin juice. 393 00:17:53,330 --> 00:18:01,330 - Who wants a tea party?! - Yeah! 394 00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:03,809 Who wants a cup of tea? 395 00:18:05,090 --> 00:18:06,249 Who wants a Bushells? 396 00:18:06,290 --> 00:18:08,169 (IMITATES DRUMROLL) 397 00:18:08,210 --> 00:18:09,769 (APPLAUSE) 398 00:18:09,810 --> 00:18:13,769 Alright! That's more like it! 399 00:18:13,810 --> 00:18:16,969 And would you believe it, in first place, we have... 400 00:18:17,010 --> 00:18:18,929 ... a tie! 401 00:18:18,970 --> 00:18:22,369 Between The Luna Eclipse and Ask Jeeves! 402 00:18:24,410 --> 00:18:25,849 That is my husband! 403 00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:28,369 Mwah. 404 00:18:28,410 --> 00:18:30,849 According to Oxford University trivia bylaws, 405 00:18:30,890 --> 00:18:33,849 this means a sudden-death tie breaker. 406 00:18:33,890 --> 00:18:35,449 ALL: Ooh. 407 00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:37,969 Team captains, to the stage, please. 408 00:18:38,010 --> 00:18:39,169 OK. 409 00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:41,749 - I love you, bro. - OK, OK. 410 00:18:41,910 --> 00:18:43,269 MAN: I'm gonna spew! 411 00:18:43,310 --> 00:18:44,869 You're on your own now, captain. 412 00:18:44,910 --> 00:18:47,229 I think some of your luck may have rubbed off on me, Tez. 413 00:18:47,270 --> 00:18:49,949 No, I mean really. I can't help you now. 414 00:18:49,990 --> 00:18:52,829 I don't have the answers to the tie breaker. 415 00:18:54,390 --> 00:18:56,909 - You've had the answers? - Yeah. 416 00:18:57,990 --> 00:18:59,309 Tez... 417 00:19:00,630 --> 00:19:02,709 ... I wanted to beat her fairly. 418 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,789 ALL: (CHANT) Butler! Butler! 419 00:19:04,830 --> 00:19:12,830 Butler! Butler! Butler! Butler! 420 00:19:13,550 --> 00:19:16,909 Butler! Butler! Butler! 421 00:19:16,950 --> 00:19:19,429 I must admit, I'm surprised you're here, Greg. 422 00:19:19,470 --> 00:19:22,229 I guess you can't judge a book by its cover. 423 00:19:22,270 --> 00:19:24,389 Ssh! Ssh! 424 00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:26,629 OK. 425 00:19:26,670 --> 00:19:28,429 Go, babe, you bring it home. 426 00:19:28,470 --> 00:19:30,549 For the win this evening, 427 00:19:30,590 --> 00:19:32,549 - hands on your buzzers. - OK. 428 00:19:32,590 --> 00:19:35,309 Or just... whoever says it first. 429 00:19:36,590 --> 00:19:39,029 Which Australian cricketer 430 00:19:39,070 --> 00:19:41,069 was the only wicketkeeper 431 00:19:41,110 --> 00:19:43,749 to score a double century? 432 00:19:43,790 --> 00:19:44,909 You're joking. 433 00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:48,109 What are the chances? He's going to nail this! 434 00:19:48,150 --> 00:19:50,309 - He's going to beat Luna! - Warney? 435 00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:53,869 Boonie? 436 00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:56,229 What's going on? 437 00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:00,069 - Lillee? - They're not even wicket-keepers. 438 00:20:00,110 --> 00:20:01,509 Greg? 439 00:20:01,550 --> 00:20:03,749 He's got stage fright. 440 00:20:04,910 --> 00:20:06,469 MAN: Come on! 441 00:20:06,510 --> 00:20:08,549 - Gilly! - Gilly? 442 00:20:08,590 --> 00:20:10,229 Correct! 443 00:20:10,270 --> 00:20:11,629 Yes. 444 00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:13,509 Tamsyn Lewis cheated! 445 00:20:13,550 --> 00:20:16,149 Oh, like I'm the only athlete that's ever cheated. 446 00:20:16,190 --> 00:20:17,669 Ooh! 447 00:20:19,590 --> 00:20:22,429 Well played, Luna. Too good. 448 00:20:22,470 --> 00:20:24,589 The best team won on the night. 449 00:20:24,630 --> 00:20:28,509 What can I say? You booze, you lose. 450 00:20:28,550 --> 00:20:30,829 MAN: Oh! 451 00:20:30,870 --> 00:20:32,469 Suck on it, losers. 452 00:20:32,510 --> 00:20:34,589 I'll get you, Tamsyn Lewis! 453 00:20:34,630 --> 00:20:36,709 WOMAN: She's not worth it, babe! 454 00:20:36,750 --> 00:20:38,069 But she cheated. 455 00:20:38,110 --> 00:20:40,909 Go on Maxie, go on. Bed time. 456 00:20:46,350 --> 00:20:50,709 EM: Wait, did you truly really believe that Terry could name 457 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,349 the artistic director of the Australian Chamber Orchestra? 458 00:20:53,390 --> 00:20:57,149 Well, at that stage of the night, I was pretty desperate for points. 459 00:20:57,190 --> 00:21:00,869 Greg, I'm really so sorry 460 00:21:00,910 --> 00:21:02,869 that I wasn't there to help you. 461 00:21:02,910 --> 00:21:06,589 That's OK. Luna won fair and square, she's smarter than me. 462 00:21:06,630 --> 00:21:09,149 I just hope the school doesn't get sued by Darren Konitsis 463 00:21:09,190 --> 00:21:10,829 who fell off the adventure playground. 464 00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:12,869 I know, right? 465 00:21:12,910 --> 00:21:16,330 But, the upside to our bad behaviour was 466 00:21:17,031 --> 00:21:21,389 I found out that there are other parents who have gripes with Luna. 467 00:21:21,430 --> 00:21:23,589 - It's not just you. - Really? 468 00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:25,629 Other parents were actually saying this? 469 00:21:25,670 --> 00:21:27,949 There is a silent majority out there 470 00:21:27,990 --> 00:21:32,749 who would prefer to see someone like you in charge. 471 00:21:33,870 --> 00:21:35,469 OK. 472 00:21:35,510 --> 00:21:38,109 Well, maybe we should have a nightcap to celebrate? 473 00:21:38,150 --> 00:21:40,469 Oh, no, I don't think I should have any more. 474 00:21:40,510 --> 00:21:42,429 Fair enough. But I need a drink. 475 00:21:42,470 --> 00:21:45,429 OK. Well, you can't drink alone, Greg. 476 00:21:48,950 --> 00:21:51,589 Thank you. This will do. 477 00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:55,749 Oh, are you sure that one's not out-of-date? 478 00:21:55,790 --> 00:21:57,709 Well, there's only one way to find out. 479 00:22:03,430 --> 00:22:05,069 Sophie. 480 00:22:05,110 --> 00:22:06,989 Oh. 481 00:22:19,830 --> 00:22:21,789 Hello, Tamsyn speaking. 482 00:22:21,830 --> 00:22:23,629 Tamsyn. Hi. 483 00:22:23,670 --> 00:22:25,629 It's Marlo Machelski here. 484 00:22:25,670 --> 00:22:28,349 The busty woman from the trivia last night. 485 00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:30,189 Uh-huh. I know who you are. 486 00:22:30,230 --> 00:22:34,349 Look, I just wanted to apologise for the way I tackled you 487 00:22:34,390 --> 00:22:37,109 and then pinging your car at the end of the night. 488 00:22:37,150 --> 00:22:38,789 That was... That was me. 489 00:22:38,830 --> 00:22:41,709 - Oh, my gosh, never call me again! - (PHONE BEEPS) 490 00:22:42,990 --> 00:22:44,949 Grow up. It'll buff out. 491 00:22:46,790 --> 00:22:49,909 Listen, you need to do something about Hannibal. He reeks. 492 00:22:49,950 --> 00:22:52,509 - Hannibal is dead. - Tired! 493 00:22:52,550 --> 00:22:54,389 My gosh, you have never been able to deal with death 494 00:22:54,430 --> 00:22:56,069 and we have never been able to talk about it. 495 00:22:56,110 --> 00:22:58,309 I'm starting to think 'Em' may be short for 'Emo'. 496 00:22:58,350 --> 00:22:59,669 Do you believe in heaven? 497 00:22:59,710 --> 00:23:02,829 How much do you know about Vikings? 498 00:23:02,870 --> 00:23:04,189 We're going to celebrate death 499 00:23:04,230 --> 00:23:05,549 by setting Hannibal on fire 500 00:23:05,590 --> 00:23:07,349 and sending him out with a bang! 501 00:23:07,390 --> 00:23:09,949 - We're Catholics, for God's sake. - Are we? (CHUCKLES) 36956

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