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- Lightning round, bro.
- Hit me!
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What's the capital of Norway?
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- Ooh.
- Oh!
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God, what a day!
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Gilly made me watch the whole day
three of some Test match in 2002.
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That would have been Johannesburg.
He made a double century.
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But the good news is I went past
the bottle shop on the way home
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and stocked up for tonight.
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The boot is swimming in chardy.
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- Ah.
- Norway, it's a Scandinavian country.
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Em, the trivia night
tonight's a dry night.
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- Remember?
- Dry?
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- No alcohol.
- Starts and ends in the letter O.
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- For which bit?
- (LAUGHS)
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All of it.
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Quick as you can.
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Oh, Emily, how will you survive?
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Sophie, please.
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A glass of wine can be very
relaxing after a long, LONG, week,
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but I don't need it.
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No.
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Ehhh! Time's up! It was Oslo!
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Since when is the trivia night dry?
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Yeah, I remember last
year, it got pretty hectic.
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One of the Grade 3 dads drew a
dick and balls on the honour board.
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Yeah, I saw it. He even did the pubes.
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The detail was impressive.
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Well, the dry rule is
President Luna's idea,
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but Greg's decided to take
her side for once, bless.
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I am not on Luna's side,
that's the whole point.
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I want to stay sober so
I have my wits about me,
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so I can wallop her at trivia.
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An archnemesis.
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God, I'd kill for one of
them. Good on you, Greg.
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I'm just sick of Luna one-upping me,
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making snarky little remarks
in front of the other parents
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and making me sound dumb.
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Well, tonight, we're going
to show her who's dumb.
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Yeah?
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Not us.
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OK. I've put together a crack squad.
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Em, your speciality subject: literature.
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- Whoo!
- Marlo: pop culture.
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- Yes!
- Terry: plants and animals.
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Come on!
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Oh, and I can do Eastern
philosophy and geography.
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Oh, and disgraced former child stars.
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And I, of course, am your team
captain and go-to guy for sports.
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- Boom!
- And what's my speciality, bro?
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S... shirts?
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Shirts?
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You're the all-rounder.
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Nice! I'm the seasoning on the cake!
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That's the spirit! Let's do this!
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Alright!
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Hello... Luna.
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Well. If it isn't team Shit Husband.
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Well, if it isn't Team...
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- Tell her.
- ... Shit...
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Come on.
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... at Trivia.
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Don't wear yourself out, Greg.
You'll need that brainpower later.
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Mobile phones need to be switched
off and put in the basket.
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One of my team-mates can
show you to your table.
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Yeah. Follow me.
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They've got Tamsyn Lewis.
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She's an actual freaking gold-medallist.
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- Thanks.
- Thanks.
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Ta.
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Ask Jeeves?
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What is Ask Jeeves?
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It's our team name,
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because we are the Butlers
and we know all the answers.
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I thought we were Team Shit Husband.
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No, we're not shit, Brad.
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That's just Luna trying
to get into our heads.
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- How do you spell "Jeeves"?
- With a J.
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Welcome, everybody, to this year's
Parents and Friends Trivia Night.
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A reminder that tonight is a dry night,
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out of respect for our wonderful
school and its furnishings.
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Tonight is all about
raising money for our kids,
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and sending a message that you don't
need to have a drink to have fun.
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Am I right?
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- Yeah, nice.
- (APPLAUSE)
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Without further ado,
our host for the evening,
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local Councillor for Pascoe
Shire, the honourable Paul Perera.
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Hello, and welcome!
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The honour is all mine.
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The last time I stood up in a
room full of this many people,
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I was found guilty!
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(FEEDBACK SQUEALS)
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That's just an icebreaker joke.
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I'm not a convicted felon.
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And I speak regularly to large groups.
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- Greg.
- Shh.
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You shush.
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Do you have the car keys? I
think you left the lights on.
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Before we kick off the trivia,
I would like to say a few words...
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- Come on.
- Sorry.
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They're hard to get them
out when I'm sitting down.
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Our graffiti removal team
has been making us so proud.
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They've been working so tirelessly
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and we really appreciate their efforts.
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The school mural was a
mistake, but we're fixing that.
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God bless Friday nights!
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It says if you ride a horse on the road,
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it's legally considered a vehicle.
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But a horse doesn't have
a speedometer or lights.
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Maybe you attach them?
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So, um, what do you
guys want to do tonight?
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Do you guys want to learn lines
for our audition on the weekend?
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We've done that every
lunchtime this week.
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Let's make TikToks with Hannibal.
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Yes!
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My video of Hannibal eating a mosquito
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got featured on the daily turtle page.
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Uh, Chloe and Hannibal
are at a sleepover.
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We could watch Twilight ironically.
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- I think we should get drunk.
- Yeah!
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Wait. These beers are warm.
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Oh, yeah, I found them
in my dad's golf bag.
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Beer is low-key disgusting.
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I tried it once at my cousin's wedding,
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and went straight back to vodka.
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This smells like a farm animal's urine.
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- What have you got at your house?
- Nothing. My mum's doing a juice cleanse.
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Wait. Can't you order it?
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But we're not 18.
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- (WHISPERS) Em!
- Alright! Answer sheets at the ready.
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Here comes the first lot of questions.
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You nearly missed the start!
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Question one!
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Pho is a popular dish
from which country?
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It's also a popular dish in my belly!
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- Vietnam!
- Em!
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Everybody knows that!
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Well, they do now that
you've yelled it out!
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Question two!
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Which famous Australians
are featured on the $20 note?
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- Crocodile Dundee!
- He's not even real!
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- What, Hoges, then.
- And no, it's not me!
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- Who's got a $20?
- No, no, no.
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We are not cheating.
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Whose special subject is currency?
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Ooh! Burke and Wills!
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No, it could be Cathy Freeman.
No, no, definitely Burke and Wills.
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- I mean, it could be.
- Why aren't you writing it down?
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I'll write it in the margin.
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- Why the margin? Just put it...
- I'll transfer it across later.
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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Two Margarita pizzas and a
four-pack of watermelon coolers.
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Thank God you're here.
I have had such a day.
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You know, work, clients, my boss,
deadlines, meetings, presentations.
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I... The lock on my
briefcase got jammed.
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Can I see some identification, please?
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Uh, well, I... I pressed the
'I'm over 18' button on the app,
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so it should be all good.
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What's taking so long with
the liquor, honeybunch?
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No way. I'm not falling for this again.
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Hey, we paid for those drinks.
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Thank you for your generous tip.
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No, no, no, no! It's Glenn McGrath!
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It's Ponting.
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I'm on sports.
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I have been watching cricket
for two straight weeks.
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Trust me!
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If everyone just stays in
their own speciality subjects,
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we'll be OK.
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- I'll just call Gilly.
- They took our phones, Em.
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- Just put it in the margin, Greg.
- It's not going in the margin!
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Ring-a-ding-ding! That's
half-time, ladies and germs!
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Sorry, I shouldn't joke about germs.
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We're not completely
out of the woods yet.
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Do you reckon this might
be the bloke on council
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who changed bin night?
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- Please pass your answer sheets to the front.
- (GROWLS)
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We're going to take a break to
tally the scores and wash our hands.
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So, how are the Arse Cheeks going?
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Um, it's Ask Jeeves, not Arse Cheeks.
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And to be honest, we are...
we're pretty confident.
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I don't know what we would
have done without my friend,
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Olympic athlete Tamsyn Lewis.
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As long as we're all having fun.
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And not drinking.
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Which is something I support.
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Look alive. I'm going to
get him to fix bin night.
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Yes, Tezzie!
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You know, this trivia night
used to be a lot more fun
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when it was a piss-up.
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- Mm-hm.
- Couldn't you go a drink?
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You dirty dog.
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Oh, it's so terrible.
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I should be able to go one
Friday night without a drink.
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Whatever! It's the 2020s, not the 1920s.
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- Where did you stash it?
- It's in the car.
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Have you two got alcohol?
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I am so proud of you.
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- Who are these two?
- Heather, Braeden.
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I only told my table, I swear.
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Thank God for you guys. That
dry thing's a bloody stitch-up.
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I am so glad I'm not
the only one struggling.
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They charge us school fees, then
they make us come to these events
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so they can pump us for more money.
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The least they can do is an open bar.
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What is the point of sending
your kids to a Catholic school
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if you can't have wine?
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Amen.
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And also with you.
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I'm so devvo we didn't
get those coolers.
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Well, she was going to give them
to me, until Ned Flanders turned up.
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We should get fake IDs.
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I think those only exist in movies.
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Ooh, I have an idea!
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Ah, so, are we doing this, or... ?
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Oh! 100 likes and Sophie and
Lindsay have to drink this.
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Hashtag Bin Juice Challenge.
Hashtag Getting Lit.
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Ah...
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Mr Perera.
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I am a constituent of yours.
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Ahh...
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And I have a bone to pick
with you about bin night.
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You see, on my side of the street,
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it's been Tuesday for as
long as anyone can remember,
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and now, out of nowhere, it's Thursday.
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Wow.
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I love hearing feedback
from my electorate.
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The problem is I'm expecting a call.
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No...
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- Brrr! Brrr! There it is now.
- That's an old-school tone.
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- Mr Mayor.
- It's the mayor?
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Yep, this is a secure line. Go ahead.
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- Hmm.
- Yep.
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I'll just wait here.
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"Pho is a popular dish from Vietnam."
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Hmm?
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(PHOTOCOPIER WHIRRS)
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Team Shit Husband is back in the game.
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Here we go.
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Alright! At half-time, the
leaderboard looks like this.
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Well, this will get your blood pumping.
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On 22 points, in equal
third place, is... Heh...
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The Young Farts and Ask Jeeves!
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- (APPLAUSE)
- More like the Dumb Waiters!
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Ooh! Looks like Tamsyn
Lewis has brought her spikes.
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Ha-ha! I love it!
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In second place, on 24 points,
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Trivia Newton John!
248
00:11:44,060 --> 00:11:45,859
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
249
00:11:45,900 --> 00:11:47,459
But out in front...
250
00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:50,379
... the Luna Eclipse with 29 points!
251
00:11:50,420 --> 00:11:52,859
- (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
- (LAUGHTER)
252
00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:55,099
A bit of sportsmanship
wouldn't go astray.
253
00:11:55,140 --> 00:11:56,619
Luna Eclipse. How arrogant.
254
00:11:56,660 --> 00:11:58,379
I know. I could have
got us Right Said Greg.
255
00:11:58,420 --> 00:12:00,179
- That's a great name.
- I know, but I didn't.
256
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,299
- Because we are a team.
- Yeah.
257
00:12:01,340 --> 00:12:05,059
Our next round is Round Four:
Arts and Literature. Here we go.
258
00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:06,579
This is Em's speciality subject.
259
00:12:06,620 --> 00:12:09,299
Where is she? Is she and
Marlo still on the toilets?
260
00:12:09,340 --> 00:12:10,779
It looks like it's you and me, bro.
261
00:12:10,820 --> 00:12:11,939
- Oh, great.
- The dream team.
262
00:12:11,980 --> 00:12:13,019
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACH)
263
00:12:13,060 --> 00:12:15,099
I'm back, Greggy.
264
00:12:15,140 --> 00:12:16,979
Can we all just focus, please?
265
00:12:17,020 --> 00:12:18,979
- We're still in this.
- Question 31.
266
00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:24,219
In what year did Virginia Woolf
publish her modernist classic
267
00:12:24,260 --> 00:12:27,019
To The Lighthouse?
268
00:12:27,060 --> 00:12:28,619
2003.
269
00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:31,699
- 1927.
- That's a band, Terry.
270
00:12:31,740 --> 00:12:34,219
Yeah, but before that, it was a year.
271
00:12:34,260 --> 00:12:36,379
You see, I read it on The Big Walk.
272
00:12:36,420 --> 00:12:37,779
- Did ya?
- Yeah.
273
00:12:37,820 --> 00:12:39,379
- Picked it up in a bookshop.
- Where?
274
00:12:39,420 --> 00:12:40,899
Buhnella.
275
00:12:40,940 --> 00:12:42,339
Run by a... woman...
276
00:12:42,380 --> 00:12:44,099
- What woman?
- ... with a peg leg.
277
00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:47,259
1927 it is.
278
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,819
Nice work, Tez.
279
00:12:50,860 --> 00:12:52,979
Come on.
280
00:12:53,020 --> 00:12:55,939
Have some respect for
yourselves, come on.
281
00:12:55,980 --> 00:12:57,699
You were just here.
282
00:12:57,740 --> 00:13:00,699
Go to the... Go to the
back of the line, go on.
283
00:13:00,740 --> 00:13:04,059
If you wanted more, you should
have brought your own. Huh?
284
00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:05,699
For a bottle?
285
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,019
Thank you.
286
00:13:09,780 --> 00:13:11,339
- Pleasure doing business with you.
- Ta.
287
00:13:11,380 --> 00:13:13,379
Question 54!
288
00:13:13,420 --> 00:13:14,420
John Dunlop.
289
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:18,139
Who first recorded the first
discovery of gold in Ballarat?
290
00:13:18,180 --> 00:13:19,619
Oh! Burke and Wills!
291
00:13:19,660 --> 00:13:21,019
No, you've already said Burke and Wills.
292
00:13:21,060 --> 00:13:23,139
It's not going to have Burke
and Wills twice in the same quiz.
293
00:13:23,180 --> 00:13:25,019
That's what they want
you to think, Greg.
294
00:13:25,060 --> 00:13:26,219
John Dunlop.
295
00:13:27,170 --> 00:13:28,889
Read about it in Shepparton
296
00:13:28,930 --> 00:13:32,009
at the local library,
run by a Slovenian man.
297
00:13:32,050 --> 00:13:34,849
- Yeah, what was his name?
- Yeah, Josep Borevsky.
298
00:13:36,770 --> 00:13:37,849
John Dunlop it is.
299
00:13:37,890 --> 00:13:40,049
Albert Einstein in the house.
300
00:13:40,090 --> 00:13:42,689
You know, see, I do
want to be supportive.
301
00:13:42,730 --> 00:13:44,809
Luna does so much for the community.
302
00:13:44,850 --> 00:13:46,289
- Oh, she is so dedicated.
- Yes.
303
00:13:46,330 --> 00:13:47,889
And... and dedicated to the kids.
304
00:13:47,930 --> 00:13:50,369
I think that she's the fun police.
305
00:13:52,010 --> 00:13:54,409
- Yes, no, she is the fun police.
- Yes, thank God you said that!
306
00:13:54,450 --> 00:13:56,569
All the work Luna does for the school
307
00:13:56,610 --> 00:13:58,409
has given my missus the massive guilts.
308
00:13:58,450 --> 00:14:00,449
Now Cindy's doing double tuckshop duty,
309
00:14:00,490 --> 00:14:02,969
and she says she's too
tired for couples yoga!
310
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,849
- Well, my husband...
- Shit husband?
311
00:14:04,890 --> 00:14:06,529
- Greg.
- Yeah.
312
00:14:06,570 --> 00:14:08,289
He's on the committee with Luna.
313
00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:10,649
I bet he fought pretty hard to
get this dry rule knocked back.
314
00:14:10,690 --> 00:14:14,729
Oh, he... he tried. He tried hard.
315
00:14:15,810 --> 00:14:17,209
Who wants some tunes?
316
00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:18,529
(ALL CHEER)
317
00:14:18,570 --> 00:14:20,049
WOMAN: Crank it up!
318
00:14:20,090 --> 00:14:22,529
What does the computer
abbreviation 'ja-peg'...
319
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,169
- MAN: It's JPEG.
- JPEG?
320
00:14:24,210 --> 00:14:26,369
... JPEG stand for?
321
00:14:26,410 --> 00:14:28,409
Justice Project Excellent Games.
322
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:30,609
Joint Photographics Expert Group.
323
00:14:30,650 --> 00:14:31,969
Lock it in, Eddie.
324
00:14:33,490 --> 00:14:36,409
(CAMERA SNAPS)
325
00:14:36,450 --> 00:14:38,409
RAVI: I'm a cool guy, huh?
326
00:14:38,450 --> 00:14:40,369
Ah-ha-ha!
327
00:14:40,410 --> 00:14:42,769
Yeah, OK. I think I got a few.
328
00:14:42,810 --> 00:14:44,889
Wait, Lindsay's can is
open and mine is closed.
329
00:14:44,930 --> 00:14:46,689
Now it just looks stupid.
330
00:14:47,570 --> 00:14:50,489
OK. I'll take a few more. Just hurry up.
331
00:14:50,530 --> 00:14:53,889
(EXCLAIMS AND LAUGHS)
332
00:14:58,170 --> 00:14:59,929
Oh, my God! Ravi!
333
00:14:59,970 --> 00:15:01,769
We don't have anything
left to drink now.
334
00:15:01,810 --> 00:15:05,089
Oh, well, we still have the bin
juice. 24 likes and counting.
335
00:15:05,130 --> 00:15:07,129
Honestly, I wasn't even that keen.
336
00:15:07,170 --> 00:15:08,849
I got so hungover after my...
337
00:15:08,890 --> 00:15:10,329
Yeah, your cousin's wedding. I know.
338
00:15:10,370 --> 00:15:12,769
Where you had heaps of fun
and got drunk. Sounds amazing.
339
00:15:15,410 --> 00:15:16,689
What's her problem?
340
00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:22,049
PERERA: Over six bitterly
fought rounds of trivia...
341
00:15:23,330 --> 00:15:25,689
... here are the final results!
(IMITATES DRUMROLL)
342
00:15:25,730 --> 00:15:27,289
Come on, dream team.
343
00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:32,449
Should I wait until there's
a few more people here?
344
00:15:38,970 --> 00:15:40,849
- Boogie!
- (ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC)
345
00:15:40,890 --> 00:15:42,569
Yeah!
346
00:15:42,610 --> 00:15:45,289
OK, whoever gets up to the top first!
347
00:15:45,330 --> 00:15:48,009
Donna and Gary, that's my car.
348
00:15:48,050 --> 00:15:50,969
MAN: Trivia night! Trivia night!
349
00:15:51,010 --> 00:15:53,209
(INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHTER)
350
00:15:55,370 --> 00:15:56,889
Darren, get down!
351
00:15:56,930 --> 00:15:58,849
Oh, my God!
352
00:15:58,890 --> 00:16:00,169
Greg!
353
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,849
You've come over to
the Dark Side. Come on.
354
00:16:02,890 --> 00:16:04,489
Let's get you a cup.
355
00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:07,169
So, you've been out here the
whole night? Getting pissed?
356
00:16:07,210 --> 00:16:09,889
Don't worry, because
Luna cannot punish us all
357
00:16:09,930 --> 00:16:13,929
and everyone here has got your back.
358
00:16:13,970 --> 00:16:16,289
Em, I needed your help with the trivia.
359
00:16:16,330 --> 00:16:18,129
You know how much I wanted to win.
360
00:16:18,170 --> 00:16:20,369
(CLEARS THROAT) And how are you going?
361
00:16:20,410 --> 00:16:23,369
- Well, it doesn't matter because everyone is out here.
- (ANNOUNCEMENT CHIMES)
362
00:16:23,410 --> 00:16:25,089
WOMAN: Quick, turn it down.
363
00:16:25,130 --> 00:16:27,329
This is Luna, your Parents
and Friends President.
364
00:16:27,370 --> 00:16:30,969
Can all trivia participants,
please gather in the hall
365
00:16:31,010 --> 00:16:33,489
- for the final scores.
- Oh!
366
00:16:33,530 --> 00:16:36,329
Just a reminder, tonight is a dry event.
367
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:39,689
We're here for the kids, not a piss-up.
368
00:16:39,730 --> 00:16:41,489
Oh, mama.
369
00:16:41,530 --> 00:16:42,729
Exactly.
370
00:16:43,890 --> 00:16:45,689
Right, I'm going to get
everybody back inside.
371
00:16:45,730 --> 00:16:48,409
No, no. It doesn't matter.
I-i-i-it's all over.
372
00:16:48,450 --> 00:16:51,089
So stay out here and have your party!
373
00:16:51,130 --> 00:16:53,369
(INDISTINCT LAUGHTER AND CHATTER)
374
00:16:57,770 --> 00:16:58,770
(SIGHS)
375
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:00,529
Hi, Soph.
376
00:17:00,570 --> 00:17:02,049
Hey.
377
00:17:02,090 --> 00:17:03,929
I'm... sorry about what we did.
378
00:17:03,970 --> 00:17:07,569
Actually, I'm not too sure what
that was, but I'm sorry you're mad.
379
00:17:09,170 --> 00:17:11,609
Look, I'd never tried
alcohol before tonight
380
00:17:11,650 --> 00:17:16,729
and I wanted it to be fun and
special but... it turned out so lame.
381
00:17:20,450 --> 00:17:23,329
- You know my cousin's wedding?
- Yes.
382
00:17:23,370 --> 00:17:26,249
That was actually pretty lame.
383
00:17:26,290 --> 00:17:29,729
But I thought you drank cocktails
and partied till, like, 3am?
384
00:17:30,890 --> 00:17:34,089
I had half a champagne
that Mum watched me drink.
385
00:17:34,130 --> 00:17:36,929
I mean, I definitely
felt something, but...
386
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:39,969
Maybe we can try again next weekend?
387
00:17:40,010 --> 00:17:42,209
We could steal some booze from work.
388
00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:45,129
I mean, maybe we could
just watch Twilight.
389
00:17:45,170 --> 00:17:47,689
- Would we watch it ironically, or... ?
- Yeah.
390
00:17:47,730 --> 00:17:48,969
RAVI: Whoo!
391
00:17:49,010 --> 00:17:50,129
- (SMASH)
- Ow!
392
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:53,289
I should probably take him
home. He drank the bin juice.
393
00:17:53,330 --> 00:18:01,330
- Who wants a tea party?!
- Yeah!
394
00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:03,809
Who wants a cup of tea?
395
00:18:05,090 --> 00:18:06,249
Who wants a Bushells?
396
00:18:06,290 --> 00:18:08,169
(IMITATES DRUMROLL)
397
00:18:08,210 --> 00:18:09,769
(APPLAUSE)
398
00:18:09,810 --> 00:18:13,769
Alright! That's more like it!
399
00:18:13,810 --> 00:18:16,969
And would you believe it,
in first place, we have...
400
00:18:17,010 --> 00:18:18,929
... a tie!
401
00:18:18,970 --> 00:18:22,369
Between The Luna Eclipse and Ask Jeeves!
402
00:18:24,410 --> 00:18:25,849
That is my husband!
403
00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:28,369
Mwah.
404
00:18:28,410 --> 00:18:30,849
According to Oxford
University trivia bylaws,
405
00:18:30,890 --> 00:18:33,849
this means a sudden-death tie breaker.
406
00:18:33,890 --> 00:18:35,449
ALL: Ooh.
407
00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:37,969
Team captains, to the stage, please.
408
00:18:38,010 --> 00:18:39,169
OK.
409
00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:41,749
- I love you, bro.
- OK, OK.
410
00:18:41,910 --> 00:18:43,269
MAN: I'm gonna spew!
411
00:18:43,310 --> 00:18:44,869
You're on your own now, captain.
412
00:18:44,910 --> 00:18:47,229
I think some of your luck may
have rubbed off on me, Tez.
413
00:18:47,270 --> 00:18:49,949
No, I mean really. I can't help you now.
414
00:18:49,990 --> 00:18:52,829
I don't have the answers
to the tie breaker.
415
00:18:54,390 --> 00:18:56,909
- You've had the answers?
- Yeah.
416
00:18:57,990 --> 00:18:59,309
Tez...
417
00:19:00,630 --> 00:19:02,709
... I wanted to beat her fairly.
418
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,789
ALL: (CHANT) Butler! Butler!
419
00:19:04,830 --> 00:19:12,830
Butler! Butler! Butler! Butler!
420
00:19:13,550 --> 00:19:16,909
Butler! Butler! Butler!
421
00:19:16,950 --> 00:19:19,429
I must admit, I'm
surprised you're here, Greg.
422
00:19:19,470 --> 00:19:22,229
I guess you can't judge
a book by its cover.
423
00:19:22,270 --> 00:19:24,389
Ssh! Ssh!
424
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:26,629
OK.
425
00:19:26,670 --> 00:19:28,429
Go, babe, you bring it home.
426
00:19:28,470 --> 00:19:30,549
For the win this evening,
427
00:19:30,590 --> 00:19:32,549
- hands on your buzzers.
- OK.
428
00:19:32,590 --> 00:19:35,309
Or just... whoever says it first.
429
00:19:36,590 --> 00:19:39,029
Which Australian cricketer
430
00:19:39,070 --> 00:19:41,069
was the only wicketkeeper
431
00:19:41,110 --> 00:19:43,749
to score a double century?
432
00:19:43,790 --> 00:19:44,909
You're joking.
433
00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:48,109
What are the chances?
He's going to nail this!
434
00:19:48,150 --> 00:19:50,309
- He's going to beat Luna!
- Warney?
435
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:53,869
Boonie?
436
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:56,229
What's going on?
437
00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:00,069
- Lillee?
- They're not even wicket-keepers.
438
00:20:00,110 --> 00:20:01,509
Greg?
439
00:20:01,550 --> 00:20:03,749
He's got stage fright.
440
00:20:04,910 --> 00:20:06,469
MAN: Come on!
441
00:20:06,510 --> 00:20:08,549
- Gilly!
- Gilly?
442
00:20:08,590 --> 00:20:10,229
Correct!
443
00:20:10,270 --> 00:20:11,629
Yes.
444
00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:13,509
Tamsyn Lewis cheated!
445
00:20:13,550 --> 00:20:16,149
Oh, like I'm the only
athlete that's ever cheated.
446
00:20:16,190 --> 00:20:17,669
Ooh!
447
00:20:19,590 --> 00:20:22,429
Well played, Luna. Too good.
448
00:20:22,470 --> 00:20:24,589
The best team won on the night.
449
00:20:24,630 --> 00:20:28,509
What can I say? You booze, you lose.
450
00:20:28,550 --> 00:20:30,829
MAN: Oh!
451
00:20:30,870 --> 00:20:32,469
Suck on it, losers.
452
00:20:32,510 --> 00:20:34,589
I'll get you, Tamsyn Lewis!
453
00:20:34,630 --> 00:20:36,709
WOMAN: She's not worth it, babe!
454
00:20:36,750 --> 00:20:38,069
But she cheated.
455
00:20:38,110 --> 00:20:40,909
Go on Maxie, go on. Bed time.
456
00:20:46,350 --> 00:20:50,709
EM: Wait, did you truly really
believe that Terry could name
457
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,349
the artistic director of the
Australian Chamber Orchestra?
458
00:20:53,390 --> 00:20:57,149
Well, at that stage of the night,
I was pretty desperate for points.
459
00:20:57,190 --> 00:21:00,869
Greg, I'm really so sorry
460
00:21:00,910 --> 00:21:02,869
that I wasn't there to help you.
461
00:21:02,910 --> 00:21:06,589
That's OK. Luna won fair and
square, she's smarter than me.
462
00:21:06,630 --> 00:21:09,149
I just hope the school doesn't
get sued by Darren Konitsis
463
00:21:09,190 --> 00:21:10,829
who fell off the adventure playground.
464
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:12,869
I know, right?
465
00:21:12,910 --> 00:21:16,330
But, the upside to our bad behaviour was
466
00:21:17,031 --> 00:21:21,389
I found out that there are other
parents who have gripes with Luna.
467
00:21:21,430 --> 00:21:23,589
- It's not just you.
- Really?
468
00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:25,629
Other parents were actually saying this?
469
00:21:25,670 --> 00:21:27,949
There is a silent majority out there
470
00:21:27,990 --> 00:21:32,749
who would prefer to see
someone like you in charge.
471
00:21:33,870 --> 00:21:35,469
OK.
472
00:21:35,510 --> 00:21:38,109
Well, maybe we should have
a nightcap to celebrate?
473
00:21:38,150 --> 00:21:40,469
Oh, no, I don't think
I should have any more.
474
00:21:40,510 --> 00:21:42,429
Fair enough. But I need a drink.
475
00:21:42,470 --> 00:21:45,429
OK. Well, you can't drink alone, Greg.
476
00:21:48,950 --> 00:21:51,589
Thank you. This will do.
477
00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:55,749
Oh, are you sure that
one's not out-of-date?
478
00:21:55,790 --> 00:21:57,709
Well, there's only one way to find out.
479
00:22:03,430 --> 00:22:05,069
Sophie.
480
00:22:05,110 --> 00:22:06,989
Oh.
481
00:22:19,830 --> 00:22:21,789
Hello, Tamsyn speaking.
482
00:22:21,830 --> 00:22:23,629
Tamsyn. Hi.
483
00:22:23,670 --> 00:22:25,629
It's Marlo Machelski here.
484
00:22:25,670 --> 00:22:28,349
The busty woman from
the trivia last night.
485
00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:30,189
Uh-huh. I know who you are.
486
00:22:30,230 --> 00:22:34,349
Look, I just wanted to apologise
for the way I tackled you
487
00:22:34,390 --> 00:22:37,109
and then pinging your car
at the end of the night.
488
00:22:37,150 --> 00:22:38,789
That was... That was me.
489
00:22:38,830 --> 00:22:41,709
- Oh, my gosh, never call me again!
- (PHONE BEEPS)
490
00:22:42,990 --> 00:22:44,949
Grow up. It'll buff out.
491
00:22:46,790 --> 00:22:49,909
Listen, you need to do something
about Hannibal. He reeks.
492
00:22:49,950 --> 00:22:52,509
- Hannibal is dead.
- Tired!
493
00:22:52,550 --> 00:22:54,389
My gosh, you have never
been able to deal with death
494
00:22:54,430 --> 00:22:56,069
and we have never been
able to talk about it.
495
00:22:56,110 --> 00:22:58,309
I'm starting to think 'Em'
may be short for 'Emo'.
496
00:22:58,350 --> 00:22:59,669
Do you believe in heaven?
497
00:22:59,710 --> 00:23:02,829
How much do you know about Vikings?
498
00:23:02,870 --> 00:23:04,189
We're going to celebrate death
499
00:23:04,230 --> 00:23:05,549
by setting Hannibal on fire
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and sending him out with a bang!
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- We're Catholics, for God's sake.
- Are we? (CHUCKLES)
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