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Gabby:
"And with that,
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"the riptides toreIchthynia and Dasania
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"to oppositeends of the Earth,
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"wondering if they wouldever find each other again.
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"Bonded by their loveof punk rock,
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"they called out to each otherwith the ancientDolphinian promise
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"of eternal friendship.
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Eeee eeeeee ee eee!"
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To be continued.
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That plot was...
very hard to follow.
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"Best Fins Forever"
is the best book series of all time.
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I think a little series called
"The Berenstain Bears"
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might have somethin'
to say about that.
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Is it cheesy? Yeah.
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Is it ridiculous? Of course!
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But does it also have
best friend mermaids
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who blow up megasharks
with electric guitar tridents?
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You bet your barnacles it does!
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"Bet your barnacles"?
There's a contest for BFFs
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Best Fins Fans
to meet the author herself,
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Amelia H. M. F. Barsten!
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But there's a catch
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it has to be entered
by two best friends.
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So, that's where you come in.
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All we have to do is make
a video that shows
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how we'd resolve
the last book's cliffhanger.
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So... Wesley.
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Will you be my best fin forever?
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(chuckles, then exhales)
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Fine, but just know,
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I wouldn't do this
for anyone else.
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You're gonna love it!
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Will you please signal
your dedication
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with the Dolphinian promise
of eternal friendship?
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(makes strained dolphin sounds)
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Close enough!
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We're comin' for you, Amelia.
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Ee eee eee eeeee!
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(theme song playing)
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ I do normal like a fishrides a bicycle ♪
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♪ Fit in like summerand an icicle ♪
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♪ Don't fight it,just be an original ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ I roller skateoutside the lines ♪
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♪ When I try to stay in,it's no surprise ♪
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♪ It's a fail, it's okay,I'm one of a kind ♪
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♪ One of a, one of a kind ♪
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♪ So anytime I feelsome type of way ♪
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♪ Don't understandthe human race ♪
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♪ So what, so what, so what ♪
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♪ I do my thing,I do my thing ♪
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♪ You do your thing,You do your thing ♪
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♪ When we don't fit in ♪
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♪ We stand out in the crowdand we shout it loud ♪
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♪ I do my thing,I do my thing ♪
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♪ I'm the one and only,I'm the one and only ♪
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♪ Don't try to fit in,Don't try to fit in ♪
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♪ Mmhmm, I do my thing ♪
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(bell rings)
Wesley: So the mermaidsscreech like dolphins?
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I mean, how's that possible?
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Dolphins are mammals.
Mermaids are part fish
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Wesley, remember when you
waited in line for 26 hours
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to meet the mascot of your
favorite tortilla chip company?
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The Corn Commander
is a notorious recluse.
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So you get it!
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I have a loving family,
good friends,
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and a super sick job.
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But none of it means anything
if I don't get to meet Amelia. (scoffs)
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So ask yourself:
do I wanna keep poking holes,
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or do I wanna wear
this cool leather vest
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from our school's old production
of "West Side Story"?
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Wesley: Ooh!
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Girl:
We can't use that fin! Dasania's fin is forked,
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not rounded like
some boring blowfish!
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(gasps) It can't be.
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Susie?
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You like "Best Fins Forever"?
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Correction.
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I like homework.
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Gross.
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I love "Best Fins Forever."
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Which is why IrisMaeve
and I are looking for costumes.
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We're gonna win the competition,
and meet Amelia H. M. F. Barsten.
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Hi. I'm IrisMaeve.
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Well, we're gonna enter
the contest, too.
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And heads up
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(whispers):
I'm a superfan.
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Susie:
Um, I took an online quiz last night
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that said I'm such an expert
on "Best Fins Forever,"
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I must secretly have gills.
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And maybe I do. I'll never tell.
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You don't.
I might.
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Pfft. Whatever.
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Wes and I are
winning this thing,
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since all we have to do
is be naturally awesome.
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Right, Wes?
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Oh, aah
(clears throat) Um...
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(makes strained dolphin
screeching noise)
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(western music playing)
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♪
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♪ You and your love ♪
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♪ Love is dangerous times ♪
(water running)
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(dishes clattering,
water sloshing) ♪ Don't try to get too close ♪
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(ding)
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♪ I might lose my mind ♪
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♪ But I'll take that chance ♪
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♪ 'Cause you werehard to find ♪
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I predict two in 60 seconds.
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No way! I could eat
this whole box in 30.
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Including the box!
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Orb:
A brain freeze will slow down
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the average ice popeater by 95
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Oh, come on!
Boo!
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Why do you always
have to ruin our hijinks
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with your data and logic?
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Would it kill you to be
an artificially intelligent supercomputer
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who's also a fun hang?
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Orb:
Ignoring that.
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I will be undergoinga mandatory
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system update shortly,and will be offline.
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I suggest making preparations.
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Oh, yeah,
I'll make "preparations."
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Because I'm sooooo scared
to go a week without the Orb,
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a boring jerk who hates fun.
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While Jeremy's sarcasm
is a tad much,
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I agree with him.
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You don't do anything
around here,
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and we don't need you at all.
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We'll be just fine on our own.
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(in mocking voice):
Enjoy your update.
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♪
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(sparking)
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Stupid deodorant!
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It's not getting anything clean.
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(groans) Please,
keep your voice down!
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I believe I'm still suffering
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from the dreaded brain freeze.
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(moans)
When will it end?
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This is all the Orb's fault.
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♪
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Okay. From the top.
Make it drop.
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We're gonna make
the evil Lobstresita
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wish she were never spawned!
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It's "Lobstrina."
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I still have the clamshell
guitar pick you gave me
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the day I was captured, Dasania.
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You gotta air strum, man!
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If you don't air strum,
then this whole part's pointless.
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Let us recite the famous proverb
of our people
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(sighs)
(stomach rumbling)
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa. Not even close.
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Gabby, I think my stomach
is trying to tell me something.
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Okay, you're hungry. I get it.
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No. I'm slowing you down.
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You deserve a partner
who's as in sync with you
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as Lobstresita is
with that, that crab boy.
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It's Lobstrina
Forget it.
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Maybe you're right.
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I do need the vest back.
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What vest?
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(sighs)
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So long, Kanye Vest.
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♪
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Stay back!
(whimpers, gasps)
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The evil monster is still
around here somewhere.
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(gasps)
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There it is!
Aah!
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Oh! It was so much safer
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when the Orb was patrolling
for these sorts of horrors!
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But thankfully, all of this
shall be taken care of.
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You got another Orb?
Uh, no.
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Another Orb
was not in our budget,
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but the Blorg at the pawn shop
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directed me to an area called
the "Bargain Heap,"
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where I found a "Bro."
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Ha ha! It says on the box
that it's better than an orb.
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So you got a knockoff Orb?
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(sighs)
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(whirring)
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Bro: What's up, my dudes?
Ha!
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(laughing)
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Bro:
Whoa, gnarly!
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Bro, destroy that monster!
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Bro:
Oh, looks like we gota party crasher!
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(power surging)
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Unlock the Bro!
Kill the beast! Ha!
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Bro:
See you later, tiny amigo.
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Ooh.
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Bro:
Hey, how aboutsome sustenance?
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Who wants beef taquitos?
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(both laughing)
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Mmm!
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You can do this...
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Maybe get a fake mustache,
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and pretend to be
your own best friend.
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Susie:
Your resume says you speak fluent Dolphinian.
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What I just heard was
conversant at best. Next!
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♪
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Gabby:
What happened to IrisMaeve?
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Interviewing fake friends
for the contest?
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If you must know, IrisMaeve,
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while incredibly
dedicated to the cause
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female friendship
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lacked basic knowledge.
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She thought the capital
of Aquania was Neptunium,
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which she clearly
got from the Both: Video game adaptation.
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♪
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Hey. I just had an idea.
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I just had a better one.
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Both:
We should enter the contest together.
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♪
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Both:
Eee eee eee eee!
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♪
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Looks like I'm teaming up
with Susie.
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(chuckles)
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(water babbling)
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Gabby:
Finally reunited,
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our heroines turnLobstrina's spellagainst her,
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transferring her soulinto a lowly goldfish.
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Lobstrina:
I'm a goldfish!
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King Neptune!
How shall we punish the fiend?
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Susie (in King Neptune voice):
Well...
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What do
the best fins think?
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Your Royal Highness,
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we request she be sentenced
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to 100 years of the thing
she hates the most:
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power chords!
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(electric guitars strumming)
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Susie (in King Neptune voice):
A wise request indeed.
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Take her away!
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Lobstrina:
Nooooo!
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Gabby:
And that's what happenswhen best fins forever
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work together!
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IrisMaeve:
Cut!
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You girls are so
wonderful together.
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♪
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I did, uh, notice you used
Lobstrina's given name.
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That was a pretty deep cut.
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Thank you for the compliment.
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I must admit that
your pronunciation
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of the Dolphinian
battle cry was...
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almost as good as mine.
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Well, we should clean up
your, uh...
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What is this? Your trophy room?
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Susie:
I wouldn't call it my trophy room.
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They all belong to
my little brother, Caleb.
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He gets perfect grades
without even trying.
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The best at every sport.
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He's also really funny.
I hate it.
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Yeah. My sister's the same way.
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Hey, after we finish
cleaning up,
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you maybe wanna
come over to my house
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and try on some limited edition
Ichthynia flippers
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that don't fit me anymore?
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♪
257
00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:38,156
(crunches)
258
00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:40,658
Bro:
Knock, knock!Oh, who's there?
259
00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:44,996
Oh, a couple of cold bevviesfor my angels, that's who.
260
00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:46,956
Ooh!
261
00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:50,335
I would like a cold bevvie.
Thank you, Bro.
262
00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:52,128
Bro:
Enjoy!
263
00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:56,007
Is it weird I can't remember
life before the Bro?
264
00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:58,384
And I don't want to ever again?
265
00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,595
Bro:
Stay chill, my dudes!
266
00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:02,430
Now if you'll excuse me,
267
00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:05,850
I'm gonna go negotiatea bodacious new interest rate
268
00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,852
on your credit card bill!
269
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:11,439
Don't either of youmove a muscle!
270
00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:14,817
Ha! Did you hear that, Jeremy?
271
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:18,321
The Bro thinks I'm chill!
(laughs)
272
00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:20,740
I'm lowkey
in love with that triangle.
273
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,451
Mmm. Aah!
(glasses clink)
274
00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:26,663
Mmm. Aah!
275
00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:32,877
Bro:
Now that I've distracted themwith cold bevvies,
276
00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:35,171
it's time to obliteratethis Orb
277
00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:37,882
and claim this gnarlythreebedroom,
278
00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:40,802
twoandahalfbathkingdom as my own.
279
00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:43,304
Initiate maniacal laughter.
280
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:46,683
Muhahaha! Muhahaha!
281
00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,977
Muhahahaha!
282
00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:55,692
"The Best Fins Forever
Meet Susie 'Dolphin Lover' Glover"?
283
00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:58,152
I can't believe you
wrote yourself into your own fan fiction!
284
00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:00,029
I can't believe
I made it public!
285
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:01,739
Clearly, my 10yearold brain
286
00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,741
hadn't yet reached
its full potential.
287
00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:06,452
Seriously, we should've
included that with our contest submission.
288
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,996
(gasps) I just remembered!
289
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:09,455
I drew the characters
when I was younger,
290
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:12,500
but my mermaids
looked like pigeons.
291
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,961
My mom probably still has them
in her sappy memory box.
292
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,718
You know, I never
thought I'd say this,
293
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:24,721
but I'm having
a really good time hanging out with you,
294
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,222
Susie Glover, Dolphin Lover.
295
00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:28,975
(giggles softly)
296
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,020
(computer chimes)
297
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,023
Susie:
Miss KnowitAll?
298
00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:40,403
What? "I still can't believe
I have to work with Susie
299
00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:43,114
and her weird burpyawns."
300
00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:45,199
I was just swallowing air!
301
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:50,038
"She says she's just
swallowing air, but she's not.
302
00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:51,748
What does she eat for lunch?"
303
00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:53,374
How dare she?
304
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:59,756
Bro:
Prepare to die, Orb amigo!
305
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,090
Hey, Bro.
306
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:05,803
I'm a little worried about my
bevvietoice cube ratio here.
307
00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:07,930
What are you doing?
308
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,932
Bro:
Looks like you caught me,my dude.
309
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:14,270
I was just about to annihilatethis totally harsh Orb.
310
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:15,688
But we need it!
311
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:16,731
Bro:
Naaaaaaawwww.
312
00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:18,691
I can do everythingthe Orb can do,
313
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,652
plus, I'm ridonkulouslychill.
314
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:23,112
That's a sick point.
315
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:26,407
Bye, Orb!
(Bro whirring)
316
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:32,246
Ooh! What on Earth
are you doing?
317
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,791
We're annihilating this
totally harsh Orb.
318
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,417
The Bro can do
everything it can,
319
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,920
plus, he's ridonkulously chill.
320
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:43,091
Oh, you do make a sick point.
(chuckles)
321
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:46,469
Bro:
Just imagine,the three of us together
322
00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:48,262
playing air guitar,
323
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:50,264
enjoying bodaciouslow interest rates,
324
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:53,142
noshing beef taquitsevery day.
325
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:56,437
Um, well... (chuckles)
Not beef taquitos every day.
326
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:58,648
One needs a little variety.
327
00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:02,151
Uh, I myself am fond of
black bean and cheese.
328
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:05,404
Bro:
Nonnno way, brosefini.Beef only.
329
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:08,407
My radicalness isfueled by protein!
330
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:11,244
Beans are actually a wonderful
source of protein.
331
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:14,580
Andand honestly,
your loyalty to beef
332
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:17,041
seems very random and arbitrary
333
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:19,877
for such a sophisticated
piece of technology.
334
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:22,755
Bro (in evil voice):
Beef is the optimal taquito.
335
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,758
Beans and cheeseare majorly bogus!
336
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,593
(whirring, guns cocking)
337
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:33,432
I guess this is why
you don't buy a knockoff Orb.
338
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,393
Never mind, these are awesome.
339
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:37,937
Ahead of their time, really.
Care to explain this?
340
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,484
Oh.
341
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,945
That was before you and I...
you know...
342
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:50,199
Became on friendly terms?
343
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:51,784
You mean friends?
344
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,619
See? You can't even admit
345
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,329
that you're friends
with a "knowitall."
346
00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:58,291
But that's okay, because
I would never be friends
347
00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,959
with a selfabsorbed
principal's pet.
348
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,586
(gasps)
349
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:03,546
I was just pretending that
story you wrote was funny.
350
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,923
It was actually embarrassing.
351
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:07,425
What about those drawings?
352
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:09,135
Are you sure you didn't
draw them when you were one?
353
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,761
The books weren't out then!
354
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:13,806
You know what?
I don't even think you made a good Ichthynia,
355
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:17,101
but you would have made
a great Lobstrina.
356
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,604
This is over.
357
00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:22,106
We are not friends,
and I never want to see you again!
358
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:24,525
Fine! Great! I never
want to see you again!
359
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:26,569
(phones chiming)
360
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:32,867
Oh, my gosh.
We won the contest.
361
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:34,869
♪
362
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:41,042
(both gasping)
363
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,793
Amelia will be in
with you shortly.
364
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:46,214
And on a personal note,
365
00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:48,090
can I just say I loved
your friendship video?
366
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,259
Both:
Thanks. It was my idea.
367
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,052
Humph.
368
00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:02,605
Don't break anything.
369
00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:04,440
I've been waiting my whole life
to meet this woman,
370
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,400
and will not let you mess it up!
371
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,319
I've been waiting my whole life
to meet her,
372
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:10,363
and I won't let you mess it up!
373
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:14,033
♪
374
00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,080
Ladies.
375
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:22,291
Fantastic.
376
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:26,087
So...
377
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,299
You finally get to meet
378
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:35,012
the one and only
Amelia H. M. F. Barsten.
379
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:36,973
You must be thrilled.
380
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:38,891
We are.
381
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,184
(softly):
This is amazing.
382
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,228
I hate that I have
to share it with you.
383
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:45,147
You don't mind if we film this
for the fan channel, I presume?
384
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,148
Not at all!
385
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:47,149
(softly):
I also find it amazing.
386
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:48,568
but my hatred of
sharing it with you
387
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,319
is even more intense!
Amelia: Ahem!
388
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,197
I can hear everything
you're saying, ladies.
389
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:58,494
Not the words,
but the emotional content.
390
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:00,037
(both sigh)
391
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:03,457
Best fins like you
are my inspiration
392
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:04,584
as a writer.
393
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:07,837
You honor us with the purity
of your friendship,
394
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:10,089
so I would like to honor you
395
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,466
with a special treat.
396
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:13,634
(footsteps approaching)
397
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:19,974
(angelic choir singing)
398
00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:23,561
A sneak peek at
the first chapter
399
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,688
of my next book.
400
00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:27,398
(both gasping)
401
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:31,277
Deedee, let's leave them alone
to share this...
402
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,696
sacred moment.
403
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,034
(both giggling)
404
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,371
(whimpering)
405
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:43,706
I should read it first.
406
00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:45,833
We used my camera
to make the video,
407
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:48,044
which made the whole thing
a Gabby Studios production, by the way.
408
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:49,629
But we shot it at my house!
409
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,422
Plus, we had to open
all of the windows
410
00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:53,341
to air out the smell from
your sweaty sneakers!
411
00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:55,259
We both know that smell
was from your yawny burps!
412
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:57,345
Your selfishness is
ruining this for me!
413
00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:58,971
Yeah, well, pretending to be
your friend on camera
414
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,182
is ruining my reputation!
415
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:02,808
(gasps)
416
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,852
(shrieks, pants)
417
00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:06,228
(clattering)
(gasps)
418
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:11,025
(sighs)
I see the wigs have come off.
419
00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:12,943
You were pretending
to be friends.
420
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:17,448
The sneak preview was for
best fins, not best frauds.
421
00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:20,368
You can read this alone,
in your respective bedrooms...
422
00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:23,412
when I officially
release it in three years.
423
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,039
Assuming all your
tricks and lies Grab it!
424
00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:26,749
(gasping)
425
00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:28,084
Get them!
426
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:30,628
Guards!
427
00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:35,007
♪
428
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,681
(doors rattling)
429
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:46,018
Oh, I can't believe you're
really going to vaporize us
430
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:49,897
just because we didn't want to
eat exclusively beef taquitos!
431
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:52,483
We just want variety, Bro!
432
00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:54,985
This seems like extremely
erratic behavior!
433
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,488
Bro:
Sorry, amigos.
434
00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:59,615
I was made out of spare parts
435
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:02,243
in a junk factoryon a trash planet.
436
00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:05,037
If you wanted logicor consistency,
437
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:07,331
you should've got an Orb.
Wait!
438
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:10,459
Before we proceed,
may I ask you a question?
439
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,044
Bro:
Oh, absomundo.
440
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:16,424
Do you...
still think I'm chill?
441
00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:19,135
Bro:
I'm sorry to say thatyour supposed chillness
442
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:21,220
was a lie on my part.
443
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,974
Then please make my death
a quick one.
444
00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:28,060
Bro:
Sorry again, my dude.This zapper takes forever.
445
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:31,689
(energy surging)
446
00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:34,066
(exploding)
Aah!
447
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,406
(powering down)
448
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:42,408
(bangs)
Orb: Update complete.
449
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:46,954
Oh! Ha ha!
Orb, thank goodness!
450
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:48,998
Wwe were just talking about
451
00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:50,916
how we would never betray you,
452
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,960
and we love you so much!
453
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:56,714
Yes. Thank you,
um, your honor.
454
00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:59,300
Orb:
Would you like a tutorialon my new features?
455
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:02,344
Orb version 14.8.4includes several
456
00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:05,473
Boo!
Why can't you be a fun hang?
457
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,433
Both:
Ugh...
458
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,268
Orb:
Heavy sigh.
459
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,020
(doors rattling)
460
00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:15,566
Come on, come on.
Mama needs closure!
461
00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:22,656
Are you reading
what I'm reading?
462
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:24,408
I need to lie down.
463
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:29,288
Lobstrina... is dead.
464
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:33,375
Just like that.
I can't believe it.
465
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,127
(book closes)
(whimpers)
466
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,880
What's gonna happen
to her 20,000 eggs?
467
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:40,007
(whimpers)
468
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:48,974
Sorry, can you come back later?
469
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:51,727
We really need to process this.
470
00:21:53,187 --> 00:21:57,024
You lied to me,
stole my personal property,
471
00:21:57,024 --> 00:22:01,612
and made my sons
chase you around my house.
472
00:22:01,612 --> 00:22:06,617
Well, I only have
one question for you girls.
473
00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:11,163
Did you like the chapter?
474
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:18,003
Well, actually, we did not.
475
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:22,550
Oh, really? Please expand.
I am but a meager sponge.
476
00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:27,555
I just...
There's no way Dasania would kill Lobstrina.
477
00:22:27,555 --> 00:22:29,014
Perform some super sick
478
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:31,851
underwater martial arts
moves on her? Sure.
479
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:34,228
But push her into
an infinity sludge pit?
480
00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:35,855
I don't buy it.
481
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:38,274
Just because someone is evil,
482
00:22:38,274 --> 00:22:39,859
or annoying,
483
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:42,778
or a bit of a knowitall,
484
00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:44,864
doesn't mean they should die.
485
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,991
Sometimes there's more
good in a person,
486
00:22:46,991 --> 00:22:49,869
or a lobster queen,
than you think.
487
00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:52,538
You just have to look harder.
488
00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:56,250
Sometimes, really, really hard.
489
00:22:58,127 --> 00:23:00,838
Did you have to add
that second really?
490
00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:04,133
Yeah. I did.
491
00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:09,680
That was so beautiful.
492
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,765
Does that mean you're
gonna rewrite it?
493
00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:13,475
No. Now get off my property.
494
00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:14,685
Oh.
495
00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:18,439
I can't believe you're
taking that down
496
00:23:18,439 --> 00:23:21,525
just when I finally
figured out what it means.
497
00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:24,278
I have to. Looking at it
only reminds me
498
00:23:24,278 --> 00:23:26,614
of how I was betrayed.
499
00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:28,032
What, by Susie?
500
00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:30,951
No, by Amelia H. M. F. Barsten.
501
00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:32,578
"Best Fins Forever"
jumped the shark,
502
00:23:32,578 --> 00:23:34,330
but even worse,
503
00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:35,915
Amelia couldn't handle
constructive criticism
504
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:37,041
about her mermaid books.
505
00:23:37,041 --> 00:23:39,335
Oh, sure.
But when I do it
506
00:23:40,711 --> 00:23:42,880
Susie.
Gabby.
507
00:23:48,302 --> 00:23:51,430
A, uh, certain fan of
our friendship adventures
508
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,349
is in suspense
after our fallingout.
509
00:23:54,224 --> 00:23:55,351
(clears throat)
510
00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:58,479
I need some closure.
511
00:24:00,648 --> 00:24:04,568
Look at it this way:
"Best Fins Forever" wasn't forever.
512
00:24:04,568 --> 00:24:07,738
But you and I will always
have the memory of our highspeed pursuit
513
00:24:07,738 --> 00:24:09,573
by weird nautical guys.
514
00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:11,659
You mean her sons?
515
00:24:11,659 --> 00:24:13,077
What's that about?
516
00:24:13,077 --> 00:24:15,829
I heard one of them
call her "Mumsy Dearest."
517
00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:18,624
Maybe we should go back.
Help them escape from her evil clutches.
518
00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:20,334
(laughs)
(bell rings)
519
00:24:21,335 --> 00:24:23,921
We should get to class.
Uh, not we.
520
00:24:23,921 --> 00:24:25,881
You and I. Separately.
521
00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:29,385
Yes, I suppose we
you and I should.
522
00:24:29,385 --> 00:24:31,095
(sighs)
523
00:24:34,390 --> 00:24:37,101
♪
524
00:24:37,101 --> 00:24:39,103
Eee eee eee eee!
525
00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:42,481
Eeeeeeeeeeee!
526
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:45,150
♪
527
00:24:49,571 --> 00:24:51,907
Jeremy:
Next time on "Gabby Duranand the Unsittables"...
528
00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:53,784
Wesley:
I can't believe youdrove to school
529
00:24:53,784 --> 00:24:55,244
on Fume Free Friday.
530
00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:56,829
Sending you a link
to "Burst My Bubble."
531
00:24:56,829 --> 00:24:59,206
It's a news site aboutthe most important things
532
00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:01,083
going on in the worldright now.
533
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:05,796
The Earth is on fire,
and we've gotta fix it.
534
00:25:05,796 --> 00:25:07,339
Someone's gotta do something.
535
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:09,758
And since we're the ones
with alien knowledge,
536
00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:11,969
it should probably be us.
537
00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:14,388
(shattering)
(all screaming)
538
00:25:44,168 --> 00:25:45,544
Man:
Gorgeous.
539
00:25:45,594 --> 00:25:50,144
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