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Okay, we got three Lob rolls,
platter,
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three fish and chips, chicken
fingers, onion rings, two fried
clams all day. Lets go people!
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-Okay, I got the Lob rolls.
-Ah guys, we do many platters.
-Get the drinks done, Mikail,
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-huh buddy!
-How are those clams, Seth?
-Golden Brown just the way you
like them, huh?
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Excellent, that's what I'm
talking about. -Come on people,
keep it going.
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Those look perfect. Is that
fish and chips with flounder or
with cod?
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-The cod fish!
-Mikail, I told you that we
eighty-sixed the cod.
I thought that was the flounder?
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-If it was the flounder, we
would have eighty-sixed the
flounder Ru. -Ha, ha, ha
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-Very funny with the sarcasm.
-It's easy. Alright, where are
the chicken
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-tenders, I got no, nevermind
got them. -I'm sure they're
right in the fridge.
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-How are we on time? How are we
on time?! We are at 58:35 guys,
pick up the pace this is the
home stretch.
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We can do this!
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-Guys, one more ticket left.
Here we go, wrap it up Mikail,
wrap it up for me baby.
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-Chicken tenders!
-Chicken tender in the window.
-Do you have all the condiments?
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-Alright, tell me when you're
ready. Tell me when you're done.
-Come on!!
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-Hang on, hang on, hang on.
-Boom!
-Tell me we got a record,
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-tell me we're under an hour.
-59:45, personal best!
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-That's a record baby!
-Crush the fish!!
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-The onions! We forgot the
onions.
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-Seth, the onion rings again!
-How stupid can you be
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-Seth, how stupid can you be?!
-It could be my fault, I mean I,
I...
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-Well check on the tickets for
me. That's what you're suppossed
to . -Look, I can only be a
buffer.
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-You can't even follow up on
your tickets? I'm just saying.
-Shut up! Stop.
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That just cost us "The Golden
Scallop." Line it up and lets
run
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-it back.
-Lindsay, I no can do this
again. I have work in two hours.
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Hey Mitch, you gotta try one of
these fishwich.
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There's something fishy about
it. It's about as addictive as
the first season
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of "Hill Street Blues." I think
it's got nicotene in it.
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Hahaha.
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Splendid.
Well, the Martin Boys are
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back, winning the online vote
for great seafood from a mobile
location.
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The Caped Cod has committed
itself to quality and received
the invitation they have
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always wanted. And one of my
all time favorites, The Happy
Hooker
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has regained prominence.
-Having Lindsay back has
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-really, helped them, it's been
great. -Right now we're on our
way to the
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Lobster Tail, winner of the
eighth championship.
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1976, what a year!
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The Judge never stops
researching.
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My nephew Mitch and I keep
scorecards. Evaluating
accuracy, flair in the kitchen,
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speed and of course taste.
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This being the 43rd
championship, it would be easy
for me to fall off my game, so I
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have to keep in prime eating
shape. I could never eat this
food
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if it wasn't in the name of the
championship. -Yea, that would
be, that would be impposible.
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I like to think of myself as
the HIghlander.
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With every meal I eat, I absorb
the power
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and become a stronger, more
accurate judge!
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The Judge gets his power from
food,
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not decapitations.
-I'm not afraid of death.
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I would eat fried clams until
Mitch here had to pry the last,
delicious morsel
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from my cold dead hand, if it
meant maintaining
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the integrith of the
championship.
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That's actually a scenario that
we've discussed.
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Many times.
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Two Caped Cod specials, with
slaw. You guys have a wonderful
meal and let me know if you
need anything.
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-Why not wear capes?
-We're on Cape Cod.
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That's what we asked ourselves
twelve years ago when we first
got into this business. And I
think
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the numbers really speak for
themselves. And this, is the
first
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year it's finally been rewarded
with a Golden Scallop
championship.
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Ths Fsh is Frsh. It's a slogan
I'm working on
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it utilizes consinents. It's a
literary thing, it's a work in
progress.
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It really is an honor to have
been seleceted by Judge
Wellington.
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We were beginning to think that
he didn't like us. But we have
no doubt that we're going to
win.
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None at all. We have attractive
young women, serving grerat
food at a reasonable
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rate, all while wearing capes.
I mean what's not
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to like about that?
-Well I don't like it... I LOVE
it.
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We do have the best staff
though, friendly,
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tight young girls serving the
food. And we have a wonderful
French chef, Marcel Depaul
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flown here for the summer. I
don't understand a word he says.
-Yea, we flew him in from
France.
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Oh and we have the most amazing
manager, Corey.
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He is just a dream and he's
been with us since the start.
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-If I was five years younger.
Haha. -If I was five years
younger.
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And not married, and gay. Oooh,
errrr.
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I'm going to be the tastiest
treat, Ooh
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fish the most delicious meat,
babidilly bahaha hooo hooo
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sizzle. Wyatt's drawing from
his seat
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and the Fishmonger can't be
beat. Wy-bidilly babooba oooh
oooh...
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-I like the sizzle part.
-Sizzle!!
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Hi, I'm Jake Martin and this is
my brother Wyatt Martin. -Hello.
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We are the proud co-owners and
co-operators of
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the smallest big deal in town.
The Fishmonger! The Capes only
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fried seafood restaurant on
wheels. -We couldn't afford a
stationary one.
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And we're just so happy to be
back here in The Golden Scallop
Championship, which is a
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competition that we were lucky
enough to be a part of ten
years ago.
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-Doug! Shut up.
-You ain't the boss of me!
-We have the movie cameras here.
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-It's embarassing.
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-Don't listen to him, he's
kinding. -We have a hobo
infestation.
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-The last four years have been
really tough. I haven't been in
a good place. -Well not just
Wyatt, both of us.
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Since the doors to Martin's
Fish closed
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we've had some dark times.
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Alright Agatha, it's time for
your session. Both paws, that's
it.
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And, let it out.
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It's been rough, but between
the loyal fan base, with Doug.
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The better story really is...
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Wyatt's incredible artistry and
how this got us into the
championship this year
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through the online vote.
-So when we named it the
Fishmonger, I knew
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that it had to be our next
comic. And I haven't properly
given tribute to my Nana.
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-It's modeled after our Nana.
-So I wanted to, and
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went from there. SHe cuts fish
and does all this stupid stuff
during the day
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that we have to do. But at
night, she kills things.
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If it's somebody that's dumping
oil into a dolphin pool
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she's gonna save it. Or if it's
a hobo
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that's stealing cans, she'll
kill him. She'll kill him
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She'll let him bleed out. Or
maybe it's Cecil Martin. -Whoa!
Cecil?!
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We'll hang him up at town
center and have a little pinata
party.
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Just a full on beat down. Let
him go, let him go.
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Let the blood come out like
candy! -And that's all we did,
we took the online vote, and
linked it
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to the online comic and here we
are, talking to you.
Fishmonger!!
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But the problem is, most of the
people that like us, they're in
Japan.
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I would like to use this time
though to thank my Japanese
fans and
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there continued support. I
prepared something.
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-Arigato. Fishmonger ichiban!
-Ichiban, Fishmonger! Arigato.
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Don't, I prepared it, you're
going to patronize them with it.
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Well patronage is good. It's
like another work for
customers. Patronage!!
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And could I interest you in a
couple extra slices of bacon,
my little culinary cupcake.
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Dad, I don't eat pork.
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Oh yea that's right, that was
your mom. I'm sorry sweatheart,
geez maybe I got some
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ground turkey, I could make you
some turkey sausages. Hang on
here, I can find them.
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Nope, it's fine dad. The eggs
are just fine.
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Oh shit. Shit!
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The Golden Scallop people
announced to the public that
we're in the championship, dad.
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Hey I got some ground beef. I
could make some cheeseburger
omelettes or something like
that.
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Yea, but it's going to be in
every paper, dad, on every food
website. I mean, we are not
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ready for this type of
business. What do you want to
do? What are we going to do?
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This ground beef is no good.
Repeat, do not eat the ground
beef!
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-Bye dad.
-Hey wait a minute, I got
parmesan!
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Marcy, Marcy turn your arm up
when you scoop
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no drip drop on the table. Day
of the announcement, we're
always very busy, we're always
very ready.
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Come on girls! Move it, move
it, focus. Wendy, keep that
back arched.
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Chest out, smiles up, capes
back! You all have nice teeth,
that's why
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you were hired, so use it. Use
the teet and something else.
You know what I'm saying, you
know whatI'm talking about.
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You know what I mean? Honey
you're doing great. High five!
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Well something I learned during
the dot-com boom of the
nineties was
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the importance of leadership.
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And to remain calm in the
craziest of circumstances.
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Thank you, Wednesday.
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We worked hard, but we played
Harder.
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But now, I just get to play.
Cindy's more the hands on
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go getter type owner. My
management style
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is a little more subdued.
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I like to give the girls and
Corey a look. Just to let them
know I'm supporting them.
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Man, the nineties were crazy.
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-There's that scumbag.
-That's our dad
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Cecil Martin, and he's
poisoning the lobster supply at
Harry's Fish.
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He actually did that at nine
different places so you can see
he's quite adept at it.
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Allegedly. I mean, this is the
only one they had the video
evidence of.
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The only thing redeeming about
this video, is that he's about
to get the business.
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-Four years of suffering, boom!
-He was tried and convicted of
eco-terrorism
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over four years ago, and the
public still hasn't forgiven
him, but we have.
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-I haven't forgiven him.
-On a positive note
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all of the attention from The
Golden Scallop Championship has
reminded people
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of an old slogan.
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-Suck it Martins!!!
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Don't keep telling people to do
that, it's not good.
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It's good to see Dad again
though.
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-You have nice eyes.
-Oh, thank you.
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Real great, real great, busiest
day of the year and we can't
get one order right.
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I'm in the weeds and Mikail's
over there, chatting it up with
anyone he can. Sorry Seth, I do
not
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understand the America, in
mother Russia, communism covers
my ass from working.
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Oh I would love to have a group
of workers, picking up
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my slack while I'm in the bear
den making bears all night. But
no, no I'm here.
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-I'm always here.
-Nicole, could you help Mikail
please since he seemes to be
completely
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incapable of doing his only
job. He's totally weeded.
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-What do you mean weeded? I have
customer talking to, what?
-Mikail, I can see the weeds.
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Okay, I need those two fish and
chips yesterday chef.
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before, we're fine, we can
totally do this. Maikail get to
work!!
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Oh great Mikail, why don't you
sweep up the imaginary dust
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that is why your country
collapsed comrade, right there.
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That is very funny Seth,
because I am from Belarus and I
was maybe like one, two years
old
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when Soviet Union fell, so...
-I don't need the monalogue,
just sweep!
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Just let it go, breath, relax
Seth. You got this. Remember, I
need you for that championship.
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That's right Lindsay. Stay calm
Seth.
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Women love the calm.
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Hi, my name's Seth and I am an
addict.
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I'm addicted to stress. Haha.
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No but seriously, I cannot get
enough of deadlines
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And I think that's why I enjoy
kitchen work so much, and of
course why
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I love making custom stuffed
bears.
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Fifteen years ago, I was always
partying.
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And I was kind of like the cool
guy, to Lindsay and her friends.
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But, you can't always be the
party animal.
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Sometimes you gotta be the guy
that makes the party animal.
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I've been customizing these
bears for almost
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eight years now. Can't get
enough of it.
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In the beginning, it was rough
man. Because, I didn't have
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any direction. But one day, when
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Lindsay, well she was visiting
from college.
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And I was showing her my work.
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She happened to mention how
much she missed the then
recently
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departed, Rodney Dangerfield.
And it just clicked.
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Because, every business,
they're looking for
specialization.
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And it just hit me, make custom
bears
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that look like dead
celebrities. And thus
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Obitu-Bears was born and it's
been a hit commercially.
Obitubears.com
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I was actually suppossed to
have my first gallery appearence
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in a few weeks, but it
conflicts with the
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championship. So, I get to fry
cook instead
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of customizing my Teddy's.
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Winning the GOlden Scallop
award, it really make Lindsay
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and Buzz the happiest. And it
would be great to know that
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we were talented, but most
importantly Lindsay would be
happy.
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So, I'd rather that then some
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silly display of stuffed
animals.
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Isn't that right, Black Beard?
Arrgghhh Matey!!
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Black Beard. Hahaha.
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Aaaarrrgh.
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-Jake, one Lob roll... Oh no.
-Chowder man!!
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-Hey Doug!
-Jake!
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-This isn't the cup, sorry Doug.
-Oh, that's my bad, that's
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my pee cup. I can't tell you
how many times
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I make that mistake.
-Six times Doug.
-You counted?
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Yes, I count. Unlike you, you
hobo, I count.
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In a perfect world, I would
build the rocket ship I've been
designing and put Doug on it
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and send it into orbit, and get
him lost at the moon. And then
I'd have a remote control and
I'd blow it up
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at the end and he would die in
space. But not from the
explosion, from the pressure
hitting
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head, and then jarring Out!!!
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Hoorah! Lets do this.
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The Judge loves his rules, but
what makes the GSC so
compelling is the fact that the
audience
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plays such a large part in the
voting process, accounting for
a total of forty percent
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of the total score for each
restaurant. Now here's how it
works, each restaurant has one
hour
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to complete one hundred orders.
They're being judged on flair,
accuracy
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and they can receive bonus
points for speed. So
theoretically
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they could earn more than one
hundred points if they really
had a top dog day.
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Right, the importance of taste.
All that only equals
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thirty points, which leaves a
whopping seventy points
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left for taste. Which is, by
far the most important
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part of the judgeing process to
the judge himself and...
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(phone ringing) One second.
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Hey Judge.
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Yea, I think we could make the
pinata work, sure.
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Okay, enjoy your shrimp. I love
you too.
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Okay, Bye.
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The last part, we can...
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Right? Okay.
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Does this fish want to swim
into your mouth and fall into
your tummy?
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Is that the color we want?
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Make them golden, yeah?
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No!!
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-What are you doing miss?
-Taking this plate.
-It isn't ready yet
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what have we told you?
-Don't touch the plates until
you say so
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but Corey told me to.
-Oh, is Corey the chef?
-I need that plate out Marcel
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it's fish and chips, not foie
gras. -Boys please, you can take
that plate honey.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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Well I come from the finest
culinary background
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training in Lyon, then in Paris
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and then a brief stint in the
Las Vegas.
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I come here to win this little
championship.
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And because the money is good,
it's very good, right? I do not
care so much
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for the food, but if Miss
Williams wants to put out Shit
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that is her right. I worry not
so much about making the
quality perfect
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but in asking the right
questions.
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I am like the film director,
no? Like me and you, it's the
same idea.
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Except I am like the Christoff
Nolan, no and you are the Brett
Ratner.
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See, because I do not believe
in telling someone what to do.
No.
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Instead I simply say something
like...
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Would you like to eat these
cold fries Fernando?!
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No?! Then why would you serve
them?!
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When I ask the questions, it is
like
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these terribly untalented and
untrained people can come to the
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same answer as a world renowned
chef. Like Marcel Depaul.
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That is me, no?
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-Hey
-How are we on the books?
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A little behind but doing
better, starting to thin out
some in here but
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we were really swamped earlier.
Fantastic work, everybody loved
it.
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-Really? I feel like we were
putting out absolute crap. -No.
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I mean, it's just a lack of
focus, that's all there is to
that.
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-But uh...
-Cut one more onion, I'm going
to snap!
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Yes, only three competitors per
team in the kitchen.
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No, no it's nothing like "Iron
Chef."
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Well, it's more like uh, like
uh...
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"American Idol," meets, "Murder
She Wrote."
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Well the intrigue, that's why.
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Yes, I would be Angela Lansbury.
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Alright, I'll see you in a week.
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Who was that?
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-Boston Globe.
-Angela Lansbury.
-Haha. Great actress.
-Oh yeah.
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Now what have you got going
over there with my tournament?
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I'm just putting the finishing
touches on the Fisherman's Ball
and working on the opening
ceremonies.
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I've been meaning to talk to
you about this, what do you
think of a pyrotechnic show
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to kick off the tournament.
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-I don't know if we have room
for it in the budget. -Yes, but
what do you think Mitch? Dream
the dream!
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-Sounds great.
-You know, I was watching
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the Pro wrestling last night.
And it's really the fireworks
that make
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the entrance. Can you imagine
the Judges intro? Huh?!
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Here he is, the man with the
clam, the ravenous
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the elastic sided, Judge
Wilfred Wellington! Boom!!
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And the fireworks go off and it
blows the, "Iron Chef,"
straight out the water!!
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-Goddammit am I proud to be a
Wellington!!
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-But we can't do it?
-No.
-No.
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Order up. Coming down.
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I'll get this one. That'll be
$8.50 please.
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Suck it Martin!
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-Right hand green.
Right hand green
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okay, lets go!
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That was fun, right? We got
twisted.
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We're calling people everyday
trying to expand on the Cape.
We want to become
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the In N' Out Burger of Cape
Cod, but with fried fish.
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Franchising and expanding in
the area can be tricky.
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But, with winning a
championship, the
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acclaim achieved... yeah. Will
almost demand
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six, seven, eight
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-Maybe ten.
-Nine, I'm getting there hold
on. Nine
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Ten Caped Cods, within a thirty
mile area.
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But we're having this party
today to celebrate what we
have, not what we're eventually
going to have.
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It's just that, you know, this
is our baby.
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00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:07,379
And it's almost a teenager. And
I just can't believe how much
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we've all grown.
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00:24:11,484 --> 00:24:15,555
It's okay. She gets a little
choked up.
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00:24:15,555 --> 00:24:19,592
Because we could never have any
children. -Steve shoots blanks.
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I do! But, I wanted to adopt.
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We did adopt, a now twelve year
old
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caped money making machine.
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We're very proud. Prouder
probably than a real child, we
would be.
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This third summer in America,
Cape Cod.
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In Belarus, in my home country,
I complete specialized
secondary education
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studies in Nutrition. And I hope
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one day, maybe become, like, I
don't know
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00:24:59,932 --> 00:25:04,103
successful multi-millionaire
health guru. Why not, you know.
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00:25:04,103 --> 00:25:08,207
Of course here I work at super
market stocking grocery
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and at Happy Hooker. It's life.
You know I keep
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register perfect always and I
am very much people person.
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So anyway, I come here for
summer to work, only.
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00:25:32,665 --> 00:25:36,669
And maybe get laid. But, I don't
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00:25:36,669 --> 00:25:40,740
want to win Golden Scallop for
anything other than the bonus
money we get.
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00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:44,543
That's it, you know? I don't
like America, I think it's very
fat
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00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:48,715
very rude, no offence. But, I
do like the money
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And hopefully when I get back
to my home country
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my village, I will be like a
baller. You know what I mean
man?
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00:25:56,989 --> 00:26:01,093
Okay, see you later!
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00:26:09,335 --> 00:26:13,339
-Thank you all for coming in
this morning, we know you have
very bu. -But rules are rules!
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00:26:13,339 --> 00:26:17,443
That's right Judge. Now shall
we get down to business. (phone
ringing)
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00:26:17,443 --> 00:26:21,513
Sorry I have to take this. It's
a music therapy client. Wyatt
can take notes?
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00:26:21,513 --> 00:26:25,551
Okay. So each competing
restaurant will have three
employees
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per mock kitchen. There will be
two cooks and one expeditor.
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00:26:29,622 --> 00:26:33,693
-No more no less!
-Of course, of course.
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00:26:33,693 --> 00:26:37,697
Now I have taken the orders in
advance and personally hand
written all of them
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all of them out. And they will
be handed out randomly during
the competition
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00:26:41,734 --> 00:26:45,805
so as to ensure as much
fairness as possible.
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00:26:45,805 --> 00:26:49,608
-Okay, great.
-Oh it's the best, Lindsay.
Life isn't always fair.
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00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:53,612
Take for example poor Shawn
Hunter in
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00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:57,616
"Boy Meets World." Born into a
trailer park. Absentee mother.
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00:26:57,616 --> 00:27:01,788
Works his way through a
difficult adolescence. Ends up
taking all
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00:27:01,788 --> 00:27:05,658
the wisdom Mr. Matthews and
George Feeney can give him.
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00:27:05,658 --> 00:27:09,729
Does quite well in college.
Albeit not the greatest
television in the later
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00:27:09,729 --> 00:27:13,766
years, but I cared for them.
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00:27:13,766 --> 00:27:17,804
-Are you paying attention
Wyatt?! -Yeah, Topanga was hot.
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00:27:17,804 --> 00:27:21,908
-Besty Randle, she was Corey's
mom. -Anyway, we just want to
have a fun
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00:27:21,908 --> 00:27:25,912
and fair competition, one that
not only lives up to the
previous forty two years
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00:27:25,912 --> 00:27:30,016
but makes the 43rd annual
Golden Scallop Championship the
best
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one yet.
-So make sure your teams are
motivated and ready to go.
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00:27:34,020 --> 00:27:38,124
Oh I will have them ready
Judge, no worries.
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00:27:38,124 --> 00:27:42,128
I'm sure you will Lindsay.
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00:27:42,128 --> 00:27:46,198
Also, the Fisherman's Ball is
the night before the
competition, so make sure you
have
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00:27:46,198 --> 00:27:50,269
your finest attire.
-Oh, open bar?
-Even better, all you can eat
scallops.
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00:27:50,269 --> 00:27:54,340
-Wrapped in bacon?
-Of course.
-Ah, Steve will be so happy.
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00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:58,344
That's so Steve!
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00:27:58,344 --> 00:28:02,481
Can I get a drink order on six
please? Here we go guys!
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00:28:02,481 --> 00:28:06,618
Don't get lazy back there, keep
moving. Looking good Laura!
Alright, here we go
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00:28:06,618 --> 00:28:10,656
six top walking in.
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00:28:10,656 --> 00:28:14,660
I have been here since I was
sixteen years old. I went away
for a bit to study architecture
at Hobart
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but my heart always remained
here at the Caped Cod.
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00:28:18,798 --> 00:28:22,835
Cindy is like a mom to me, uh
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00:28:22,835 --> 00:28:26,705
well no, that would be weird.
She's more like a
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00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:30,743
cool, older, attractive woman
that never judged me on my age
or experience
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00:28:30,743 --> 00:28:34,814
and has given me a great
opportunity. We just, we're
like...
365
00:28:34,814 --> 00:28:38,818
you know? We just feed off each
others energy, put out a great
product.
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00:28:38,818 --> 00:28:42,822
Steve's great too. I like
working for him.
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00:28:46,893 --> 00:28:50,930
We haven't seen a huge bump in
business, so Wyatt's on
promotions today.
368
00:28:50,930 --> 00:28:55,001
Suck it Martin!!
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00:28:55,001 --> 00:28:59,071
With the Fisherman's Ball
coming up, it's important we
get practice actually talking
to people.
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00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:03,342
Every customer is a friend you
haven't met. Right baby bro?
371
00:29:03,342 --> 00:29:07,379
Haha. (Claw)bbered!
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00:29:07,379 --> 00:29:11,350
Good idea, save your energy for
the lunch rush. *Every
Stranger's just a friend you
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00:29:11,350 --> 00:29:15,387
*haven't met. Waiting for the
lunch rush on Monger's back
deck.
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00:29:23,429 --> 00:29:27,533
Lindsay, you shut place down or
what?
375
00:29:27,533 --> 00:29:31,570
-No, no, no, no, no.
-Look, I'm really sorry Linds,
is it me?
-No, relax guys.
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00:29:31,570 --> 00:29:35,641
Everything is fine. After
talking to the Judge
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00:29:35,641 --> 00:29:39,778
today I just wanted to tell you
a story. An inspirational one!
378
00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:43,883
To get us ready for service
today. -Quiet. Quiet!!
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00:29:43,883 --> 00:29:47,887
Go ahead Linds-O.
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00:29:47,887 --> 00:29:51,924
Some of you might know this, but
381
00:29:51,924 --> 00:29:55,995
a couple years back, I was
coming home from a bar, and
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00:29:55,995 --> 00:29:59,798
I maybe had one too many. I get
pulled over
383
00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:04,103
and I know that I'm going to
get a DUI. I throw my keys
outside my window
384
00:30:04,103 --> 00:30:08,174
hop out of the car and then I
chug the emergency pint of
vodka that I keep
385
00:30:08,174 --> 00:30:12,178
in the glove compartment,
right infront of the cop. He
can't tell if I was drunk,
before when I was
386
00:30:12,178 --> 00:30:16,248
driving or after. The only
thing he could hit me up with
was public intoxication.
387
00:30:16,248 --> 00:30:20,286
-That's genius.
-What?
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00:30:20,286 --> 00:30:24,356
I guess what I'm trying to say,
is that
389
00:30:24,356 --> 00:30:28,360
sometimes even when you mess
up. You know like really,
really, really
390
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:32,531
really mess up. You can make it
better, by just going over the
top with it.
391
00:30:32,531 --> 00:30:36,635
You know? Own your mistakes. If
you make a mistake, just own
them.
392
00:30:36,635 --> 00:30:40,672
And then find a way to leverage
them to success. -I love it.
393
00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:44,710
Yes Mikail.
394
00:30:44,710 --> 00:30:48,814
Is DUI like the UTI?
395
00:30:48,814 --> 00:30:52,851
-Why do you even know that word?
-You don't want to know baby.
396
00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:56,989
Hahaha.
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00:30:56,989 --> 00:31:00,893
So the plate bottom is covered
in tartar sauce.
398
00:31:00,893 --> 00:31:05,031
So everything on the plate is
touching the tartar sauce.
399
00:31:05,031 --> 00:31:09,068
And we call it, "Sea of White
Plate."
400
00:31:09,068 --> 00:31:12,871
-People love tartar sauce. I
know I do. -Cherry, can you come
over here for a second?
401
00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:16,909
Rikki-tikki-tavi.
402
00:31:16,909 --> 00:31:20,980
Every year, the girls and the
rest of the staff, they get a
little complacent
403
00:31:20,980 --> 00:31:24,984
in the middle of the summer.
And usually, I'll let Corey
handle it.
404
00:31:24,984 --> 00:31:29,088
But with the added pressure of
the championship, I am going to
have to resort to a tried
405
00:31:29,088 --> 00:31:33,192
and true method, dating back to
when I was the most popular
girl in all of Harwich Middle
School
406
00:31:33,192 --> 00:31:37,196
public humiliation.
407
00:31:37,196 --> 00:31:41,267
Girls listen up! This is how
you are not suppossed to look
408
00:31:41,267 --> 00:31:45,337
and act. Cherry here, and thank
you for this, is a prime example
409
00:31:45,337 --> 00:31:49,375
of what a loser at The Golden
Scallop will look like.
410
00:31:49,375 --> 00:31:53,445
Coincidentally, this is also
what a young, poor, pregnant
teen looks like, in case you
were wondering.
411
00:31:53,445 --> 00:31:57,416
Get out of my sight. Corey, go
console her!
412
00:31:57,416 --> 00:32:01,387
Not too much compassion,
compassion's a weakness.
Alright girls, get back to work.
413
00:32:01,387 --> 00:32:05,524
Chest out, smiles up, capes
back! Go, go, go, go.
414
00:32:05,524 --> 00:32:09,561
Look I don't like doing it, I
never have. But whether it's
Peggy Andrews, in seventh grade
social studies
415
00:32:09,561 --> 00:32:13,599
flirting with the boy that I
like or an innocent young girl
in a cape
416
00:32:13,599 --> 00:32:17,703
I'm going to do whatever it
takes to get what I want. -Does
she remind you of a bad war
general?
417
00:32:17,703 --> 00:32:21,773
Yes. Like, you are going
through Russia
418
00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:25,811
during winter. Do you want to
mistreat your troops?
419
00:32:25,811 --> 00:32:29,915
Napolean, Hitler, -----.
420
00:32:29,915 --> 00:32:33,919
*Well we ain't got no customers
421
00:32:33,919 --> 00:32:37,923
*but we got good fish and chip.
And I'm thinking
422
00:32:37,923 --> 00:32:41,994
*regardless of mood that
positivity is hip.
423
00:32:41,994 --> 00:32:46,065
*Oh cod fish, you're the
loneliest
424
00:32:46,065 --> 00:32:50,169
*Fiiiiissssshhhhh.
425
00:32:50,169 --> 00:32:53,972
*Cod fish, you're the lonliest
426
00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:58,177
*fish.
427
00:33:02,114 --> 00:33:06,152
(humming)
428
00:33:10,189 --> 00:33:14,260
*...liest fish
429
00:33:14,260 --> 00:33:18,297
Cod fish
430
00:33:18,297 --> 00:33:22,301
*you're the lonliest...
Hey Wyatt, I think we got one!
431
00:33:38,550 --> 00:33:42,654
52, 19, 220.
432
00:33:42,654 --> 00:33:46,692
Haha. Undistractable, can't be
messed up can you?
433
00:33:46,692 --> 00:33:50,796
I'm just about done here. You,
um
434
00:33:50,796 --> 00:33:54,833
need anything?
-Nope, just about done myself.
435
00:33:54,833 --> 00:33:58,804
Just a couple days till the
championship. Ahhhh! Hahaha.
436
00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:06,978
Business has been pretty
awesome, it's been great.
Imagine if we win this thing
437
00:34:06,978 --> 00:34:11,016
it would be Insane!
-Yes, Seth, that would be
insane.
438
00:34:11,016 --> 00:34:15,087
I'm just gonna go home, I
think. I'm gonna watch, "Honey"
439
00:34:15,087 --> 00:34:19,158
that Jessica Alba dance movie,
something like that.
440
00:34:19,158 --> 00:34:23,229
Probably drink Barolo, my
favorite red wine, just chill
out.
441
00:34:23,229 --> 00:34:27,266
Well that sounds fantastic.
442
00:34:27,266 --> 00:34:31,270
You could come... you could
come over
443
00:34:31,270 --> 00:34:35,174
if you wanted to, just saying.
Totally.
444
00:34:35,174 --> 00:34:39,178
Yeah, actually that would be
awesome.
445
00:34:39,178 --> 00:34:43,249
I don't think I've done
anything like that in forever.
446
00:34:43,249 --> 00:34:47,353
Should we take seperate cars?
447
00:35:03,535 --> 00:35:07,573
A girls night is really what I
needed, and Seth is just the
best.
448
00:35:07,573 --> 00:35:11,610
He's like the gay uncle I never
had. (Glass shattering)
449
00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:15,714
-Oh my god, are you okay?
-Now it's a party!!
450
00:35:15,714 --> 00:35:19,751
-Do you want some help?
-No, no, no, you stay right
there.
451
00:35:19,751 --> 00:35:23,889
I got lots of glasses.
452
00:35:23,889 --> 00:35:27,926
Day before the championship and
the Fisherman's Ball tonight. A
million things to do
453
00:35:27,926 --> 00:35:32,063
but I insisted on coming down
here and checking on the
staging.
454
00:35:32,063 --> 00:35:36,134
I pulled in a few favors from
my days on the bench, got some
felons to build
455
00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:40,172
a stage, part of a work crew. I
don't know how that sits
legally, but it's all in the
name
456
00:35:40,172 --> 00:35:44,310
of the Scallop. Wilson! Great
progress you're making.
457
00:35:44,310 --> 00:35:48,146
-Oh, Thank you sir, It's coming
along nicely. -Are we going to
be ready for tomorrow? -I don't
see why not,
458
00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:52,150
Well if that's the case, how
about those modifications? You
know the ones I emailed you?
459
00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:56,188
Mitch told me to disregard all
the emails the Judge sends, but
this one
460
00:35:56,188 --> 00:36:00,158
is just too good. "I was
wondering if it wouldn't be too
much trouble if you could
461
00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:04,296
build the Judges booth to
resemble the space time
navigation system from Quantum
Leap.
462
00:36:04,296 --> 00:36:08,367
There will be some extra coin
in it for you." Then he
proceeds to send me a link
463
00:36:08,367 --> 00:36:12,471
to a video of, "Quantum Leap,"
as if I don't know what he's
talking about. Man I love me
464
00:36:12,471 --> 00:36:16,508
some Scott Bakula!
-Hey Boys.
465
00:36:20,646 --> 00:36:24,650
-I know most of these boys.
Yeah, I remember when you
locked up Tommy.
466
00:36:24,650 --> 00:36:28,687
-Yeah, he's a real bad one.
-He's a wild one.
467
00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:32,724
Dad, are you coming or what?
468
00:36:32,724 --> 00:36:36,828
We have to leave in like fifteen
minutes. -Oh, the Fisherman's
Ball, right.
469
00:36:36,828 --> 00:36:40,866
-Hey listen, I don't know if I'm
going to make it this year.
-What do you have to do?
470
00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:44,903
I got to wax the floors, I got
to re-arrange the ice box
471
00:36:44,903 --> 00:36:49,040
-I got change the lint trap on
the washing machine. -Dad, are
you worried that people are
going to ask you about mom?
472
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:53,078
No, no, no, of course not.
473
00:36:53,078 --> 00:36:57,148
It's just, I got a ton of stuff
I got to get done. You
understand.
474
00:36:57,148 --> 00:37:01,086
Have a good time without me.
475
00:37:01,086 --> 00:37:05,257
-Just make sure that you're
there tomorrow. -Of course.
476
00:37:05,257 --> 00:37:09,328
Because I really need you to
help. I've never cooked in one
of these before and you have.
477
00:37:09,328 --> 00:37:13,399
-So I need your help.
-*Sing your problems out...
478
00:37:13,399 --> 00:37:17,436
*Oh, just sing your problems
out. This is really happening.
479
00:37:17,436 --> 00:37:21,340
*Oh, you shouldn't be so
nervous Wyatt. Shouldn't be so
nervous Wyatt.
480
00:37:21,340 --> 00:37:25,344
Shouldn't be so bervous, what
do you mean? Everyone's going
to hate us in there.
481
00:37:25,344 --> 00:37:29,448
-*EVerybody already does hate
us inside there, there's
nothing else we can lose right?
482
00:37:29,448 --> 00:37:33,452
That's true, everyone does hate
us. Everyone does hate us.
483
00:37:33,452 --> 00:37:37,556
If I sing my problems out, then
everyone's going to hate us
even more...
484
00:37:37,556 --> 00:37:41,593
-*People couldn't hate us more!
-Haha, that's true.
485
00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:45,631
Help me out, lets do, *what's
the worst that can happen Wyatt?
486
00:37:45,631 --> 00:37:49,701
*What's the worst that could
happen Wyatt? I got one.
487
00:37:49,701 --> 00:37:52,638
*We could go in and they'd be
like, hey there's those tourney
wiz kids, no it's the
despicable Martin's.
488
00:37:52,638 --> 00:37:54,773
Oh no! Judge wellington
489
00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:57,776
*mistook your face for a
scallop and his creepy
assistant date rapes me.
490
00:37:57,776 --> 00:38:01,780
Right? Is that going to happen?
Is it likely?
491
00:38:01,780 --> 00:38:05,884
Not likely, only like a two
percent chance.
492
00:38:05,884 --> 00:38:09,955
Well let's not think about that
and lets focus on what's the
best that could happen.
493
00:38:09,955 --> 00:38:13,992
-*What's the best that could
happen Wyatt? -*So we walk into
the Fisherman's Ball
494
00:38:13,992 --> 00:38:17,996
*With our heads held up real,
real tall. Everybody's clapping
495
00:38:17,996 --> 00:38:22,100
*Nana's just napping and Cecil
Martin's blood is all over the
floor!
496
00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:26,137
-*Whoa, what is dad doing?
Blood. -*He's dead!
497
00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:34,245
I do feel a lot better. Let's
just go in there! You're right.
What's the worst that could
happen?
498
00:38:34,245 --> 00:38:38,249
Kill dad!
499
00:38:42,253 --> 00:38:46,324
Hello! So we're here at the
Fisherman's Ball
500
00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:50,328
and our entire Judging panel
has arrived. Judge Wellington
of course
501
00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:54,466
celebrity food bligger, Sharon
Jennings. The author of the
wealthy palete.
502
00:38:54,466 --> 00:38:58,470
And ahh our third...
503
00:38:58,470 --> 00:39:02,541
to determine our third judge my
Uncle went a little crazy with
fan participation and
504
00:39:02,541 --> 00:39:06,445
held a haiku poetry contest.
The prompt was
505
00:39:06,445 --> 00:39:10,449
"What does fried fish mean to
you?"
506
00:39:10,449 --> 00:39:14,486
And the winner was Bootstraps
over there, local fisherman.
507
00:39:18,557 --> 00:39:22,628
I'm just a little concerned,
because Bootstraps isn't really
the most
508
00:39:22,628 --> 00:39:26,665
socially graceful. And he
smells like dead seals.
509
00:39:26,665 --> 00:39:30,802
We have a lot of seals on the
cape and they've recently gone
missing.
510
00:39:30,802 --> 00:39:34,806
And I think he knows something
about it.
511
00:39:50,989 --> 00:39:55,026
Steve. Steve.
512
00:39:55,026 --> 00:39:59,030
Do you see anything out of the
513
00:39:59,030 --> 00:40:03,101
ordinary right now?
-Now that you mention it.
514
00:40:03,101 --> 00:40:07,172
Corey.
515
00:40:07,172 --> 00:40:11,276
-Come here.
-Come here?
-Yeah, come here.
516
00:40:15,380 --> 00:40:19,384
-There we go. There that's
better. -Thank you.
517
00:40:23,522 --> 00:40:27,559
-You ran a multi-million dollar
company at some point? -Yeah.
518
00:40:27,559 --> 00:40:31,630
One more, here I completed this
last week.
519
00:40:31,630 --> 00:40:35,433
These are amazing Seth. It's
really good craftsmenship.
520
00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:39,471
So, you take the dead
521
00:40:39,471 --> 00:40:43,575
famous and you make into bear?
522
00:40:43,575 --> 00:40:47,646
-Exactly, yeah.
-Could you make one of my
Landlord?
523
00:40:47,646 --> 00:40:51,650
Well he's not famous Mikail,
that's what Obitu-bears is
about.
524
00:40:51,650 --> 00:40:55,754
I think regular people would
like to be memorialized by them
too.
525
00:40:55,754 --> 00:40:59,725
-They're sweet bears.
Yeah, I see where you guys are
going with this, I like that.
526
00:40:59,725 --> 00:41:03,929
Yes, there are so many bears to
make dead people out of.
527
00:41:03,929 --> 00:41:07,999
That is a great idea, Russian
boy.
528
00:41:07,999 --> 00:41:12,070
Steve Williams. The prince of
darkness here is onto
something. WIth the right
529
00:41:12,070 --> 00:41:16,174
marketing strategy, these could
take off. -I think with the
right artwork too
530
00:41:16,174 --> 00:41:20,178
you could get them all over the
internet. -That would be great,
that's what I want to do. I want
to have a whole online store.
531
00:41:20,178 --> 00:41:24,282
No Seth, you make a bear of my
landlord
532
00:41:24,282 --> 00:41:28,286
like a voodoo bear, and then he
die. Because he needs to.
533
00:41:28,286 --> 00:41:36,361
-Hey a voodoo bear? No. Lindsay
help me out here. -I'm gonna go
get another drink
534
00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:44,502
What are you writing?
535
00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:48,640
-Just notes for my blog.
-Judge Wellington. I just
wanted to apologize
536
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:52,644
for missing the meeting the
other day. -Oh, forget about
that son, just glad to have you
back in the competition.
537
00:41:52,644 --> 00:41:56,514
-Oh, so good to be back.
-Jake Martin was one of the
best chefs I ever met.
538
00:41:56,514 --> 00:42:00,686
What would you say your
signature dish is Jake?
539
00:42:00,686 --> 00:42:04,556
Positivity and friendship.
Clams, lobster roll.. the whole
thing is
540
00:42:04,556 --> 00:42:08,694
just treating the fish gently
as it goes into the batter and
then
541
00:42:08,694 --> 00:42:12,798
on the other end it just comes
out golden brown. -Splendid! -I
know where it was, your one of
those
542
00:42:12,798 --> 00:42:16,835
boys from the scandal I read
about. -No, that was the father.
543
00:42:16,835 --> 00:42:20,839
It's amazing these boys have
the courage to cook up all that
food knowing that everyone
544
00:42:20,839 --> 00:42:24,910
despisises their namesake.
-Thank you.
545
00:42:24,910 --> 00:42:29,047
It's like when everyone hated
Jack on the island, but he kept
onwards, headstrong.
546
00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:33,018
-Yes, but Locke was almost
always right. -Oh, hodge podge,
Jack was the
547
00:42:33,018 --> 00:42:37,022
back bone of the show and the
island. -I never got that show
548
00:42:37,022 --> 00:42:41,092
What was the polar bear about?
549
00:42:41,092 --> 00:42:45,196
Yeah, in the "Lost." Right?
550
00:42:45,196 --> 00:42:49,234
The polar bear, the white polar
bear.
551
00:42:49,234 --> 00:42:53,271
I just didn't get that.
552
00:42:57,508 --> 00:43:01,446
-You actually said that to him.
Oh my god. -New York is like
that, it's just so alive, you
know
553
00:43:01,446 --> 00:43:05,550
you can just do anything and
it's exciting. Now I'm just this
554
00:43:05,550 --> 00:43:09,721
little old fish lady.
-One who is in the largest
fried seafood
555
00:43:09,721 --> 00:43:13,759
championship in the east. That's
not too shabby. -I know but I
don't even care
556
00:43:13,759 --> 00:43:17,595
about it, I came back to help
my dad and now it seems like he
doesn't even care
557
00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:21,700
so I don't even know what I'm
doing here. I'm just bored, you
know?
558
00:43:21,700 --> 00:43:25,737
Well you're not boring.
559
00:43:25,737 --> 00:43:29,808
Ah, thank you Rich.
560
00:43:33,812 --> 00:43:37,816
I really think Lindsay and I
are hitting it off.
561
00:43:37,816 --> 00:43:41,820
And she seems like a pretty
special girl.
562
00:43:50,095 --> 00:43:54,165
-I haven't met your partner.
This is Fernando my sous chef.
-Fernando Misushef?
563
00:43:54,165 --> 00:43:58,169
-You kill Lobster?
-Yeah, I kill a lot of
lobsters. Oh, my dad.
564
00:43:58,169 --> 00:44:02,240
My dad poisoned lobsters, I
still kill lobsters. -No bien.
565
00:44:10,515 --> 00:44:14,585
-This is most boring party I've
ever been to. -I don't know
where she is, so you have to
chill.
566
00:44:14,585 --> 00:44:18,623
Well, thank you all for
attending. I know you're
567
00:44:18,623 --> 00:44:22,660
all very excited about
tomorrow's contest.
568
00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:26,698
I thought I'd like to introduce
you to the other judges.
569
00:44:26,698 --> 00:44:30,769
We have Miss Sharon Jennings
who does some sort of writing
thing.
570
00:44:30,769 --> 00:44:34,806
And local fisherman and winner
of the first annual
571
00:44:34,806 --> 00:44:38,844
haiku for fried food contest,
Bootstraps MacMahon.
572
00:44:38,844 --> 00:44:42,680
Bootstraps, do you wanna come
up here and read your haiku?
573
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:46,684
Thank you.
574
00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:50,789
"Fried food,"
575
00:44:50,789 --> 00:44:54,860
by Bootstraps MacMahon.
576
00:44:54,860 --> 00:44:58,830
Darkness takes the sees
577
00:44:58,830 --> 00:45:02,968
John succumbs to the waters
578
00:45:07,038 --> 00:45:11,076
I need a fishwich
Bootstraps
579
00:45:23,154 --> 00:45:27,192
"Un-title,"
580
00:45:27,192 --> 00:45:31,262
by Bootstraps MacMahon.
581
00:45:35,333 --> 00:45:39,370
Innocent Oysters
582
00:45:39,370 --> 00:45:43,408
The moon sees all your sins
583
00:45:47,445 --> 00:45:51,449
My stomach forgives.
584
00:45:51,449 --> 00:45:55,553
Bootstraps! (applause)
585
00:47:00,118 --> 00:47:04,255
You look like hell, Mitch.
586
00:47:04,255 --> 00:47:08,326
-Yes Judge.
-A good time last night, huh?
587
00:47:08,326 --> 00:47:12,363
-Yes Judge.
-You know, the morning
588
00:47:12,363 --> 00:47:16,434
of the championship is the best
589
00:47:16,434 --> 00:47:20,538
So much promise, the air is full
590
00:47:20,538 --> 00:47:24,609
of anticipation and excitement.
591
00:47:24,609 --> 00:47:28,613
-Can you feel it Mitch?
-Yes Judge.
592
00:47:28,613 --> 00:47:32,650
I don't believe you, but you've
done a good job so I'll let it
slide.
593
00:47:32,650 --> 00:47:36,654
In a few short hours, these
tables will be full
594
00:47:36,654 --> 00:47:40,725
and this stage will be flush
with competitors and we, Mitch
595
00:47:40,725 --> 00:47:44,829
we will crown a new Champion!
596
00:47:44,829 --> 00:47:48,866
Yes!!
597
00:47:52,971 --> 00:47:56,975
-I love you Judge.
-I love you too.
598
00:47:56,975 --> 00:48:00,979
Do you think I could be a Judge
one day?
599
00:48:00,979 --> 00:48:05,050
Maybe. Maybe not.
600
00:48:09,087 --> 00:48:12,924
-Hello
-Hey
601
00:48:12,924 --> 00:48:16,928
-We are here to register for the
Happy Hooker. -Great!
602
00:48:16,928 --> 00:48:21,032
I have you down, Lindsay, as a
cook and manager. Seth, as a
cook
603
00:48:21,032 --> 00:48:25,036
and your expeditor is Mikail
Solvaka. -Solvanka.
604
00:48:25,036 --> 00:48:29,107
Sol... yes. Okay, if you guys
could just
605
00:48:29,107 --> 00:48:33,211
sign this form here. It's just
an insurance
606
00:48:33,211 --> 00:48:37,248
thing in case the grease pops
on your face and melts.
607
00:48:37,248 --> 00:48:41,252
And I'll also need a valid
drivers license from each of
you, or in your case
608
00:48:41,252 --> 00:48:45,256
a green card. And we're all fit
to fry.
609
00:48:45,256 --> 00:48:49,294
Lindsay, I no have green card.
You know this
610
00:48:49,294 --> 00:48:53,364
did you read the rules?
-I don't read rules?
-Well then fix it.
611
00:48:53,364 --> 00:48:57,402
So, Mikail doesn't have either
of those, he just
612
00:48:57,402 --> 00:49:01,372
has a temporary visa.
-It's J-1.
-J-1?
613
00:49:01,372 --> 00:49:05,476
Um, okay. I'm sorry guys but I
think
614
00:49:05,476 --> 00:49:09,580
I'm going to have to deport you.
615
00:49:13,618 --> 00:49:17,722
Hahaha. No, I'm just joshing.
616
00:49:17,722 --> 00:49:21,759
Most of my amigos are illegals
anyway.
617
00:49:21,759 --> 00:49:25,796
I will have Seth make a bear of
you!!
618
00:49:33,904 --> 00:49:37,942
They have to be dead before I
make the bears.
619
00:49:37,942 --> 00:49:42,113
I'm Peter Galixton, on location
at the 43rd annual Golden
Scallop Championship.
620
00:49:42,113 --> 00:49:46,151
Now for all you newbies out
there, lets go over the rules.
621
00:49:46,151 --> 00:49:49,987
The best three seafood
restaurants on the Cape,
squaring off against each other
622
00:49:49,987 --> 00:49:54,125
for culinary domination. Now
all three restaurants will be
cooking at the same time
623
00:49:54,125 --> 00:49:58,163
to prove who is the best. With
a turn out of around three
hundred patrons
624
00:49:58,163 --> 00:50:02,167
each team will be responsible
for exactly one hundred orders.
625
00:50:02,167 --> 00:50:06,271
Now each order has been hand
crafted by the Judge himself,
and will be released from
626
00:50:06,271 --> 00:50:10,341
their proverbial pandoras box
at the discretion of our
wonderful expeditors.
627
00:50:10,341 --> 00:50:14,379
Then, the audience fills out
evaluation forms at the end and
combined with the three juges
scores
628
00:50:14,379 --> 00:50:18,449
we get a champion!
629
00:50:18,449 --> 00:50:22,487
Have we mentioned how happy we
are to have you here at this
event? It's truly amazing.
630
00:50:22,487 --> 00:50:26,491
And I loved your piece on that
small place in the east village
with the best curry you've ever
had.
631
00:50:26,491 --> 00:50:30,661
Yeah, oh well if you're
interested in Indian, Thai,
Ecuadorian fusion, my friend is
writing a blog
632
00:50:30,661 --> 00:50:34,732
it's called TheNewBangChavez.com
-Indian, Thai, Ecaudorian...
633
00:50:34,732 --> 00:50:38,803
Sounds like my last three
maids. Haha.
634
00:50:38,803 --> 00:50:42,840
Hahaha. Ole!
635
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:46,977
These foodies, they really get
to me.
636
00:50:46,977 --> 00:50:51,048
Stuffy, pretentious. For all
Boostraps faults
637
00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:53,084
like his prdigious love of
methamphetamine
638
00:50:53,084 --> 00:50:55,052
like his prdigious love of
methamphetamine, he still likes
a good laugh
639
00:50:55,052 --> 00:50:59,224
a hardy meal.
-Alright, Steve, cut up some
more orange slices for everyone.
640
00:50:59,224 --> 00:51:03,161
-Do you have any grapes?
-No, haha, Marcy you are so
funny.
641
00:51:03,161 --> 00:51:07,265
This is America, we eat oranges
when we go into blood thirsty
battle.
642
00:51:07,265 --> 00:51:11,269
-Here Corey have one.
-Hit me again.
643
00:51:15,406 --> 00:51:19,444
Do you see what's going on
right now?
644
00:51:19,444 --> 00:51:23,548
Hydration, Marcel, hydration.
You guys probably use water
645
00:51:23,548 --> 00:51:27,552
which is why you lose so many
Tour de Frances. In your own
country.
646
00:51:27,552 --> 00:51:31,589
Um, why would it bother me? My
wife feeding
647
00:51:31,589 --> 00:51:35,693
orange slices to a young man.
It's not like they
648
00:51:35,693 --> 00:51:39,730
got to Spain once a year. One
year they went to Rio
649
00:51:39,730 --> 00:51:43,734
another year they went to New
Orleans and another to New York
City.
650
00:51:43,734 --> 00:51:47,738
And I am sitting here, in front
of you, unbothered.
651
00:51:51,909 --> 00:51:55,913
-*The Fishmonger. One of them is
very somber. *Fishmonger.
652
00:51:55,913 --> 00:51:59,817
-Somber is happy inside, calm
and ready to compete. That's
Wyatt.
653
00:51:59,817 --> 00:52:03,921
I just need your third member
to sign right here and we're
all set.
654
00:52:03,921 --> 00:52:08,092
-Nah, it's just the two of us.
-We're orphans.
655
00:52:08,092 --> 00:52:12,163
Well you're also adults and you
need three people per team so...
656
00:52:12,163 --> 00:52:16,167
-Having two people is more of a
challenge than anything. -You're
an adult
657
00:52:16,167 --> 00:52:20,271
-I know
-Both adults, we're all adults.
This is great!
658
00:52:20,271 --> 00:52:22,807
Alright guys, you're not going
to make me look like a fool out
there. You need three people to
compete,
659
00:52:22,807 --> 00:52:25,576
just go back to your place
660
00:52:25,576 --> 00:52:28,179
and then grab a third, you won't
be able to get on stage. -No, it
is just the two of us. Since
when do
661
00:52:28,179 --> 00:52:31,316
you need three people to
compete? -Those were the rules,
we went over this in the
meeting. Remember?
662
00:52:31,316 --> 00:52:32,983
The Judge was very clear.
663
00:52:32,983 --> 00:52:36,254
No, no. No. The Judge never
went over anything like this
664
00:52:36,254 --> 00:52:40,325
*in the meeting. Ooohhh.
665
00:52:40,325 --> 00:52:44,362
*What's the worst that could
happen, Wyatt?
666
00:52:44,362 --> 00:52:48,433
-Do you need some water?
-No, Mitch.
667
00:52:48,433 --> 00:52:52,537
-*Mmhhscmmhmm
-What?!
668
00:53:04,649 --> 00:53:08,686
-You got pretty hammered last
night. Hahaha. -Yes.
669
00:53:08,686 --> 00:53:12,790
-Yeah I had a pretty crazy
night. -Yeah? What'd you end up
doing?
670
00:53:12,790 --> 00:53:16,794
-Eat all the salsa out of your
fridge or watch like, "Season of
the? -No, no.
671
00:53:16,794 --> 00:53:20,865
Nothing like that. I really
can't tell you.
672
00:53:20,865 --> 00:53:24,902
-Lindsay, you can tell me
anything. -Yeah? -Mmhmm.
673
00:53:24,902 --> 00:53:29,006
Okay, you know that guy who
follows around Judge Wellington?
674
00:53:29,006 --> 00:53:33,043
-Rich?
-No, Mitch.
-Motch, Mitch. Yes.
675
00:53:33,043 --> 00:53:37,181
Yeah, we sort of um, you know.
676
00:53:37,181 --> 00:53:41,218
Yeeaah.
677
00:53:41,218 --> 00:53:45,256
-You guys hit is off? Have a
couple drinks? -No.
678
00:53:45,256 --> 00:53:49,327
-This.
-After party?
679
00:53:49,327 --> 00:53:53,364
-No, this, we did that.
-You f k him?!
680
00:53:53,364 --> 00:53:57,402
Yeah, oh my god, I'm such a
whore.
681
00:53:57,402 --> 00:54:01,406
-Am I a whore?
-Hahahaha.
682
00:54:01,406 --> 00:54:05,242
You're a dirty whore!! Like a
DIRTY WHORE ! ! !
683
00:54:05,242 --> 00:54:09,380
-You did that? Last night?
Hahaha. -Yeah.
684
00:54:09,380 --> 00:54:13,384
-It's so bad.
-It is bad.
-It,s bad. Yeah, yeah.
685
00:54:13,384 --> 00:54:17,422
I'm so glad that I have you
here, Seth. I feel like I can
tell you anything.
686
00:54:17,422 --> 00:54:21,559
-Dirty whore. Hahaha.
-Oh good, it's good to say.
687
00:54:21,559 --> 00:54:25,596
-It's good to tell somebody.
-Yeah, it's good to call it
like it is.
688
00:54:25,596 --> 00:54:29,634
-Are you ready to go?
-All good, ready to fry.
-You ready to fry?
689
00:54:29,634 --> 00:54:33,738
-I'll meet you out there.
-Good, I feel so much better.
Thank you for listening.
690
00:54:33,738 --> 00:54:37,775
Heck, yeah.
691
00:54:37,775 --> 00:54:41,812
Makes you wonder why I even
started Obitu-bears.
692
00:54:45,883 --> 00:54:49,920
Yeah so it's gotten to the
point where we just have to run
up to complete strangers.
693
00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:54,091
And ask them to join the
Fishmonger. Team Fishmonger!
694
00:54:54,091 --> 00:54:58,095
But, you know, every stranger
is a potential friend, so
that's good. But right now
they're all strangers!
695
00:54:58,095 --> 00:55:02,132
-Right baby? Lets go!
-Everyone hates us.
696
00:55:02,132 --> 00:55:06,270
-Guys I really messed up and I
need you guys to cook. -We could
use the baby!
697
00:55:06,270 --> 00:55:10,475
-Hoover!
-We need one more competitor
for the Golden Scallop.
698
00:55:10,475 --> 00:55:14,345
-Suck it Martin!!
-*Could one of you stand on
stage and look delicious with
us?
699
00:55:14,345 --> 00:55:18,416
-Oh my god, you're so scared.
-We won't harm you
700
00:55:18,416 --> 00:55:22,420
*We're not going to do anything
but have you be our teamate, for
fr. -She's giving us weird eyes.
701
00:55:26,424 --> 00:55:30,495
-I love you man.
-I love you, too.
702
00:55:30,495 --> 00:55:34,532
* (in the distance) I've been
working on the railroad...
703
00:55:34,532 --> 00:55:38,603
-Oh no, defnitely not.
-DOUG!!!!!
704
00:55:38,603 --> 00:55:42,673
-Doug!
-Jake!!
705
00:56:11,201 --> 00:56:15,239
-She's a great girl, huh?
-Oh, the best.
706
00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:19,309
Watch it.
707
00:56:23,414 --> 00:56:27,418
Today we become champions. Now,
Marcel, get that food out quick.
Fe. -Si.
708
00:56:27,418 --> 00:56:31,422
-Corey, just keep getting those
plates out and looking cute.
-You keep looking cute, Corey.
709
00:56:31,422 --> 00:56:35,493
Okay, now I'm going to be in
the coaches box, routing you
guys on. Lets do this
710
00:56:35,493 --> 00:56:39,564
as fast as possible. That means
move it, Marcy. Go! Go! Go! Go!
711
00:56:39,564 --> 00:56:43,601
(everyone chanting) Caped Cod,
Caped Cod.
712
00:56:51,609 --> 00:56:55,713
Jake, I'm pretty nervous over
here. I think I should sing my
problems out.
713
00:56:55,713 --> 00:56:59,717
No! I mean, that only works
once baby bro.
714
00:56:59,717 --> 00:57:03,854
Hey, listen. We're in it to win
it.
715
00:57:03,854 --> 00:57:07,958
-If we don't no one's ever going
to take this name seriously.
-Yeah, but we're too slow.
716
00:57:07,958 --> 00:57:11,962
-I mean we're just two men and a
hobo. -That's the spirit! Hey,
you know what?
717
00:57:11,962 --> 00:57:16,133
You were right about dad. He
wasn't the best man, but one
thing he always said...
718
00:57:16,133 --> 00:57:20,204
Wyatt, if you go down in the
basement again when I'm working
on my special project, I'll
make sure that you can never fry again.
719
00:57:20,204 --> 00:57:24,274
And? Quality over quickness.
720
00:57:24,274 --> 00:57:28,378
That's the Martin way!
721
00:57:32,382 --> 00:57:36,420
(feedback) Testing, one, um...
722
00:57:40,457 --> 00:57:44,629
Welcome to the 43rd annual
Golden Scallop Championship!
723
00:57:44,629 --> 00:57:48,499
applause
724
00:57:48,499 --> 00:57:52,570
Three months ago, you all
bought your tickets and put
your food orders in.
725
00:57:52,570 --> 00:57:56,741
I'm sure your stomachs have
been looking forward to it
since then. I know I have.
726
00:57:56,741 --> 00:58:00,678
applause
727
00:58:04,915 --> 00:58:09,019
I love, nearly every restaurant
on the Cape.
728
00:58:09,019 --> 00:58:13,090
But I have to say, these three
have taken
729
00:58:13,090 --> 00:58:17,261
a very special part of my heart
this year.
730
00:58:17,261 --> 00:58:21,265
The Caped Cod.
731
00:58:21,265 --> 00:58:25,302
The Fishmonger.
732
00:58:25,302 --> 00:58:29,439
Booooooooo
-Suck it Martin!!
733
00:58:29,439 --> 00:58:33,611
And the Happy Hooker.
734
00:58:33,611 --> 00:58:37,682
So, without further ado, let's
binge eat!
735
00:58:37,682 --> 00:58:41,719
applause
736
00:58:45,556 --> 00:58:49,627
roaring applause
737
00:58:53,698 --> 00:58:57,735
(Air Horn)
738
00:59:05,843 --> 00:59:09,914
Clam strips, two lobster rolls
and a platter.
739
00:59:26,263 --> 00:59:30,334
Here we go. Three more clam
rolls, two lob rolls, fries
740
00:59:30,334 --> 00:59:34,504
and a seafood platter.
-That is the order?
-Yes. Why else would I ask you
for it?
741
00:59:34,504 --> 00:59:38,542
-I don't know, why would you?
-Just cook the food, please.
742
00:59:38,542 --> 00:59:42,747
-Less chatting, more cooking
Marcy. -Marcy...
743
00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:50,721
Okay I got two more fried clam
strips with a lobster roll.
744
00:59:50,721 --> 00:59:54,759
-I said two strips and a lob
roll, call back Seth. -Lob roll.
745
00:59:54,759 --> 00:59:58,896
Alright, Mikail, how are those
drinks coming?
746
00:59:58,896 --> 01:00:02,933
-Keep pushing okay, it's going
to get tougher. -(mocking) It's
gonna get tougher Mikail.
747
01:00:06,971 --> 01:00:11,208
We're down on the floor with
Jake Martin.
748
01:00:11,208 --> 01:00:15,312
Co-owner and head chef of the
Fishmonger, who apparently is
ambidextrous.
749
01:00:15,312 --> 01:00:19,316
-Jake, where did you develop
that amazing technique? -Oh, you
know, just something you
750
01:00:19,316 --> 01:00:23,420
pick up out of necessity, at the
Fishmonger... -Certainly is
necessary with what is
751
01:00:23,420 --> 01:00:27,491
going on in this kitchen. With
one squirly looking expeditor.
752
01:00:27,491 --> 01:00:31,495
-That's my brother, Wyatt!
-And what appears to be a
passed out vagrant on the floor.
753
01:00:31,495 --> 01:00:35,565
-Jake Martin, former culinary
wiz kid, is doing it all. -Hi
dad.
754
01:00:39,670 --> 01:00:43,741
Are you really going to eat
everything on every plate
that's given to you?
755
01:00:43,741 --> 01:00:47,745
Absolutely. Bootstrap even eats
the lemon rind.
756
01:00:51,849 --> 01:00:55,853
-Throw on some more hot dog
rolls so they are ready for the
lob rol. -No!
757
01:00:55,853 --> 01:00:59,824
Then the toasting will not be
fresh. Is that what we want?
758
01:00:59,824 --> 01:01:03,861
-And why did you already pour
that many drinks? -So I can just
throw them on the tray when the
order comes in.
759
01:01:03,861 --> 01:01:07,798
But, the soda will get flat. Do
you want to drink flat soda?!
760
01:01:07,798 --> 01:01:11,836
Carbination is my department!
This is how we're doing it.
761
01:01:11,836 --> 01:01:15,873
-Keep it rolling!
-El rollo, Fernando.
762
01:01:36,460 --> 01:01:40,530
Great start guys. Mikail, you
just keep pushing those drink
orders
763
01:01:40,530 --> 01:01:44,701
and I'll yell out the tickets.
And Seth, keep cooking like
you've been cooking all day.
You're doing awesome.
764
01:01:44,701 --> 01:01:48,806
-Yeah, maybe we could get Mitch
down here to coook instead, huh?
Th. -What?
765
01:01:48,806 --> 01:01:52,877
Guys, I'm just saying, it's
about to get real hairy. So,
just take it easy guys.
766
01:01:52,877 --> 01:01:56,713
Come on Lindsay, pull it
together!
767
01:01:56,713 --> 01:02:00,851
Mitch, we are nothing if we
don't have our objectivity.
768
01:02:00,851 --> 01:02:04,855
No. Lindsay?!
769
01:02:04,855 --> 01:02:08,926
You sly, old dog, I never
thought you had it in you.
770
01:02:08,926 --> 01:02:12,997
Neither did I.
-Hahaha. (cough)
771
01:02:12,997 --> 01:02:17,167
-I'm okay.
-John!!
772
01:02:33,583 --> 01:02:37,754
Boom! Oh that was beautiful.
773
01:02:37,754 --> 01:02:41,859
What did you guys think of this
last plate from the Caped Cod?
774
01:02:41,859 --> 01:02:45,930
Yeah, I agree with Bootstraps,
that the crispiness of the
clams just wasn't there.
775
01:02:45,930 --> 01:02:49,967
Soggy.
-Delicious, that was delicious.
776
01:02:49,967 --> 01:02:53,904
Ah, Wellington, you're such a
sweet man, but the problem is
you just like all food.
777
01:02:53,904 --> 01:02:57,808
-I bet you if they fried baloney
you would eat it. -Well of
course I would, that's great
stuff!
778
01:02:57,808 --> 01:03:01,812
-Mmm, baloney!
-Yeah.
779
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:34,744
Only one more order remains and
from what I'm hearing, The
Caped Cod has a chance
780
01:03:34,744 --> 01:03:38,815
to break the all time record
for speed. At forty-eight
minutes, they're close to
putting out
781
01:03:38,815 --> 01:03:42,953
one hundred plates. I mean,
just look at Marcel go. Look at
the way he's
782
01:03:42,953 --> 01:03:47,024
breading that fish. It's like
the batter is adhering to every
flick of his French wrist.
783
01:03:47,024 --> 01:03:50,861
Marcel, do you think you can do
it? Do you?
784
01:03:50,861 --> 01:03:54,865
If you treat the fish well,
they treat you with equal
respect. Do you know what I
mean?
785
01:03:54,865 --> 01:03:58,936
Respecting fish, my kind of
man. And Corey has just put out
the last drink orders
786
01:03:58,936 --> 01:04:03,007
-Oh, the symmetry!
-Alright guys, one more order
of fish and chips and we are
out.
787
01:04:03,007 --> 01:04:07,144
-Fernando, get those fries on a
plate. Lets go! -Is it possible?
Can they do it?
788
01:04:07,144 --> 01:04:11,181
Time is running out.
789
01:04:19,456 --> 01:04:23,627
-Done.
-Amazing! Amazing! They did it!
790
01:04:23,627 --> 01:04:27,631
The record at the Golden
Scallop Championship has been
shattered.
791
01:04:27,631 --> 01:04:31,668
Move over in the history books
Salty Salmon, you've just been
beat by
792
01:04:31,668 --> 01:04:35,705
the Secretariat of fried fish!
793
01:04:39,743 --> 01:04:43,914
I can't believe how well it
went, we cooked so fast.
794
01:04:43,914 --> 01:04:47,918
And Corey looked good. Right?
Wearing the cape. Right?
795
01:04:47,918 --> 01:04:52,089
Oh Steve, I'm so excited right
now I could practically kiss
you.
796
01:04:52,089 --> 01:04:56,026
Well lets get crazy baby.
797
01:04:56,026 --> 01:05:00,030
Not too crazy.
798
01:05:00,030 --> 01:05:04,201
How we doing, Wyatt?
799
01:05:04,201 --> 01:05:08,238
-I think we're too slow.
-Let the food do the talking
baby bro.
800
01:05:08,238 --> 01:05:12,409
The Caped Cod is out already?
Shit, how is that possible?
801
01:05:12,409 --> 01:05:16,613
-Probably because they weren't out all n
-Mikail, you need to put tartar
sauce with the clams, not
cocktail sauce.
802
01:05:16,613 --> 01:05:20,617
-The tartar is gross, so much
mayo make them fat. -Tartar with
clams!
803
01:05:20,617 --> 01:05:24,788
-Seth, do you need an all day?
-Not from the girl that just
pulled an all-nighter.
804
01:05:24,788 --> 01:05:28,925
Seth, what the hell is your
problem? You need to get your
head in the game. You're behind
two onion rings, of course
805
01:05:28,925 --> 01:05:32,929
and I need a lobster roll, and
also I need fries on all these
plate. -Okay guys, we need one
platter
806
01:05:32,929 --> 01:05:37,134
small clams and extra calamari,
lets go. -Another platter?
Jesus, who made this order?
807
01:05:37,134 --> 01:05:41,238
-Probably your boyfriend who
ordered that one. -He isn't my
boyfriend
808
01:05:41,238 --> 01:05:45,309
and why do you even care? What,
do you not approve Seth? -Clams!
-Tartar, Mikail!
809
01:05:45,309 --> 01:05:49,313
No, the clams burn!
810
01:05:49,313 --> 01:05:53,317
I can't even serve this shit!
811
01:05:53,317 --> 01:05:57,387
They're falling apart out there.
812
01:05:57,387 --> 01:06:01,458
I know, they are just so
unorganized. I don't know how
they got into this contest.
813
01:06:01,458 --> 01:06:05,629
Championship. They were all
time favorites, Lindsay's been
running a great kitchen
814
01:06:05,629 --> 01:06:09,666
for her father earlier this
summer. -Well the tickets are
piling up and that food looks
815
01:06:09,666 --> 01:06:13,903
more bland than I thought
possible.
816
01:06:13,903 --> 01:06:17,974
*Let the food do the talking,
Wyatt.
817
01:06:17,974 --> 01:06:22,112
*Let the food do the talking,
Wyatt.
818
01:06:22,112 --> 01:06:26,150
Come on brother love! Bring it
home baby, bring it home.
819
01:06:26,150 --> 01:06:30,187
-Yeaaahhh!
820
01:06:30,187 --> 01:06:33,990
-It went amazing, I can't
believe Jake cooked so well, he
cooked hi. -Wyatt got every
single order right.
821
01:06:33,990 --> 01:06:38,162
-I think the food might be good
enough. -And it was really
amazing to see
822
01:06:38,162 --> 01:06:42,266
someone as worthless as Doug
prove just how ineffective he
could be. -Doug!
823
01:06:42,266 --> 01:06:46,270
-Shut the lights, they're coming
in the back door! -Fishmonger!!
824
01:06:46,270 --> 01:06:50,507
Great job Fishmonger. Now the
only competitor left, is the
Happy Hooker.
825
01:06:54,544 --> 01:06:58,615
This is good, the Fishmonger
beat us too, so they're done.
826
01:06:58,615 --> 01:07:02,786
You got a couple criminals and
a derelict, this is great. Good
job there.
827
01:07:02,786 --> 01:07:06,890
-Lindsay, we need to slow down.
This is too many tickets. -No,
if you can't handle it then why
don't you just walk.
828
01:07:06,890 --> 01:07:10,960
It's not like you're doing
anything anyway.
829
01:07:10,960 --> 01:07:15,132
Tension has reached an
unbelievable level in the Happy
Hooker kitchen.
830
01:07:15,132 --> 01:07:19,203
When there are knives, hot
grease and an almost
831
01:07:19,203 --> 01:07:23,240
impenetrable language barrier,
you have to assume the worst.
832
01:07:23,240 --> 01:07:27,043
What's this? Another man is
walking on stage. This is
surely illegal and very
exciting.
833
01:07:27,043 --> 01:07:31,081
-Stop! Stop! Stop!
-Only three in the kitchen Buzz.
834
01:07:31,081 --> 01:07:35,152
You know the rules. You'll get
yourself disqualified!
835
01:07:35,152 --> 01:07:39,223
Seth! Stand up and start
cooking, or I'm going to
personally dismantle every
836
01:07:39,223 --> 01:07:43,360
single bear you've ever made.
Mikail! Take a deep breath son.
837
01:07:43,360 --> 01:07:47,397
Just put what's on the ticket,
on the plate, or I'm putting
you on
838
01:07:47,397 --> 01:07:51,501
the next plane out of here.
Lindsay, sweetie, I love you
but you're doing a shitty job.
839
01:07:51,501 --> 01:07:55,572
Now there's no crying in my
kitchen. Lets finish up these
tickets folks!
840
01:07:55,572 --> 01:07:59,543
But dad, were going to get
disqualified if you come on
stage.
841
01:07:59,543 --> 01:08:03,613
And you're never going to
finish if I don't. And if
there's one thing the O'Hara's
have never done
842
01:08:03,613 --> 01:08:07,884
it's to leave a customer
hungry! Now get back to that
line.
843
01:08:07,884 --> 01:08:11,921
We're about to do some serious
weed whacking!!
844
01:08:20,297 --> 01:08:24,201
I learned that as owner and
most senior member of the Happy
Hooker, what a tremendous
diservice I was
845
01:08:24,201 --> 01:08:28,205
doing my daughter by not
criticizing her properly. -It's
like I got my old dad back.
846
01:08:28,205 --> 01:08:32,242
You know, the mean, tough guy I
grew up idolizing.
847
01:08:32,242 --> 01:08:36,313
-You guys sucked today.
-I know we got disqualified,
but we did serve every customer.
848
01:08:36,313 --> 01:08:40,317
-And we served them well.
-And we couldn't have done it
without you.
849
01:08:40,317 --> 01:08:44,388
-I know, you guys sucked.
-It's great to have him back.
850
01:08:52,662 --> 01:08:56,733
I knew the O'Hara's would never
stop serving you fine people,
even if they were disqualified.
851
01:08:56,733 --> 01:09:00,737
Sadly this ends the competition.
852
01:09:00,737 --> 01:09:04,841
Eat slowly and fill out your
scoring cards, so we can crown
853
01:09:04,841 --> 01:09:08,912
a new champion!
-Eat slowly, Judge?
854
01:09:17,086 --> 01:09:21,157
Move over Michael Phelps, the
Caped Cod has taken the reigns.
We're here with owners
855
01:09:21,157 --> 01:09:25,295
Cindy and Steve Williams. Guys,
what do you have to say?
856
01:09:25,295 --> 01:09:29,266
-We had faith in our kitchen and
they moved fast, so as long as
the. -Oh the food was great!
857
01:09:29,266 --> 01:09:33,169
The food was great. I mean, it
was golden brown perfection. I
am just so proud of all these
boys.
858
01:09:33,169 --> 01:09:37,341
-I can't imagine us losing this
thing.
859
01:09:37,341 --> 01:09:41,445
Not with how much it means to
Cindy and Steve. The food
wasn't perfect, but
860
01:09:41,445 --> 01:09:45,549
we were so efficient out there,
you know? You saw us.
861
01:09:45,549 --> 01:09:49,619
It's just such a shame that
chef Marcel has such a hard
time obeying Cindy and Steve.
862
01:09:49,619 --> 01:09:53,857
But sooner or later he'll find
out, you just have to do
whatever they ask you.
863
01:09:53,857 --> 01:09:57,994
Whatever they ask you.
864
01:10:14,411 --> 01:10:18,315
-When I see the Buzz coming
through the window, I was like
yes the ! -I know, you love him.
865
01:10:18,315 --> 01:10:22,352
-You were fantastic out there
Linds. -Oh! -Lindsay.
866
01:10:22,352 --> 01:10:26,523
-I need to talk to you for a
second. -Yeah, sure.
867
01:10:30,594 --> 01:10:34,698
You know that green card thing
you should really look into,
because it's super illegal.
868
01:10:34,698 --> 01:10:38,902
Listen I know they're
announcing the scores in
869
01:10:38,902 --> 01:10:42,906
a few minutes, but I just need
to tell you something.
870
01:10:42,906 --> 01:10:47,043
Oh no, no, no. Please stop
right there. I should say
something to you first.
871
01:10:47,043 --> 01:10:51,180
I think you did a great job.
I'd love to have you stay in my
country.
872
01:10:51,180 --> 01:10:55,184
-Or in your country, yeah?
-Well, I am a citizen.
-I live here three summers.
873
01:10:55,184 --> 01:10:59,255
-Okay, nine months, that's
not... -I know this country like
back of hand. -Oh.
874
01:10:59,255 --> 01:11:03,360
I'm so sorry about what I did
and how I told you.
875
01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:07,464
-Really?
-Yeah, of course. I mean it
wasn't
876
01:11:07,464 --> 01:11:11,267
fair with the way that you feel
about me. And you know, honestly
877
01:11:11,267 --> 01:11:15,372
Mitch is totally creeping me
out, so you're totally rescuing
me right now.
878
01:11:15,372 --> 01:11:19,443
-He is a total creep.
-Yeah, he does kind of have
that effect.
879
01:11:19,443 --> 01:11:23,547
I just need you to know how I
feel about you, no matter what.
880
01:11:23,547 --> 01:11:27,551
Yeah, Seth of course I know,
you're like
881
01:11:27,551 --> 01:11:31,621
my best friend or like an
uncle, you know? You're like
crazy Uncle Seth with the bears.
882
01:11:31,621 --> 01:11:35,659
Don't be so stressed, it's okay.
883
01:11:39,729 --> 01:11:43,767
You're so silly. Oh, hold on a
second. Hey Jake!
884
01:11:55,979 --> 01:11:59,916
You know the most dangerous
animal in the jungle is a
leopard.
885
01:11:59,916 --> 01:12:04,020
Because it comes... you're not
expecting it.
886
01:12:04,020 --> 01:12:08,157
So. It's the one that you don't
expect, but it's the one that
wins.
887
01:12:08,157 --> 01:12:12,195
-Hey, Mitch?
-Yeah.
888
01:12:12,195 --> 01:12:16,299
Doesn't get easier buddy. One
night.
889
01:12:16,299 --> 01:12:20,336
-One night.
-One night more than you.
890
01:12:28,512 --> 01:12:32,449
-So you have never really
watched Mork and Mindy. -No.
891
01:12:32,449 --> 01:12:36,453
So how do you know you don't
like it?
892
01:12:36,453 --> 01:12:40,490
Okay, honestly, Robin Williams
is a little hairy, and it kind
of creeps me out.
893
01:12:40,490 --> 01:12:44,561
-No offense, Bootstraps.
-Your closed mindedness amazes
me.
894
01:12:44,561 --> 01:12:48,698
An alien forms an unbreakable
friendship with a twenty-one
year old girl.
895
01:12:48,698 --> 01:12:52,802
Zaniness ensues. I mean that is
good television!
896
01:12:52,802 --> 01:12:56,840
The Judge can be a bit
overwhelming.
897
01:12:56,840 --> 01:13:00,844
But I thought the food was
actually amazing
898
01:13:00,844 --> 01:13:05,014
and the whole spectical was
just a delight.
899
01:13:05,014 --> 01:13:08,985
It was nice to see a small town
community rally around the food
like that.
900
01:13:08,985 --> 01:13:13,022
-Will you be back next year?
-No, absolutely not.
901
01:13:17,026 --> 01:13:21,164
The 43rd annual Golden Scallop
Championship is now closed.
902
01:13:21,164 --> 01:13:25,168
And I am full, I mean
ridiculously full.
903
01:13:25,168 --> 01:13:29,238
After difficult deliberation
and precise calculation
904
01:13:29,238 --> 01:13:33,276
of the fan ballot, we have a
champion.
905
01:13:37,346 --> 01:13:41,384
In third place, with a DQ,
comes the Happy Hooker.
906
01:13:41,384 --> 01:13:45,455
It has to be noted, they fought
907
01:13:45,455 --> 01:13:49,459
valiantly and everyone got fed.
And in first place
908
01:13:49,459 --> 01:13:53,597
we had one of the closest races
in Golden Scallop history.
909
01:13:53,597 --> 01:13:57,433
With an amazing sixty-eight
points
910
01:13:57,433 --> 01:14:01,437
out of seventy for taste. And
pulling it out
911
01:14:01,437 --> 01:14:05,609
by just half a point.
912
01:14:09,646 --> 01:14:13,650
The Fishmonger wins!
913
01:14:17,721 --> 01:14:21,825
What a day. What a championship!
914
01:14:42,512 --> 01:14:46,516
Oh, uh, that was pretty fun
915
01:14:46,516 --> 01:14:50,587
but now I go to grocery store
to work all night.
916
01:14:50,587 --> 01:14:54,591
So, see you guys later. Bye,
bye.
917
01:15:02,632 --> 01:15:06,870
Okay, here it comes.
918
01:15:06,870 --> 01:15:10,940
There we go, Judge.
919
01:15:10,940 --> 01:15:14,944
Well it's been tough. I've had
to take a semester off from
school
920
01:15:14,944 --> 01:15:18,982
just to take care of him. His
doctor says that his cholesterol
921
01:15:18,982 --> 01:15:23,052
is higher than any patient he's
ever had.
922
01:15:23,052 --> 01:15:27,156
Which is concerning.
923
01:15:27,156 --> 01:15:31,160
Lindsay put a restraining order
on me. So, there's that.
924
01:15:31,160 --> 01:15:35,231
I'm not a criminal.
925
01:15:35,231 --> 01:15:39,368
Well at first we were devastated
926
01:15:39,368 --> 01:15:43,406
-I fired everyone, I even tried
to fire Steve. -She did, for
realz.
927
01:15:43,406 --> 01:15:47,510
But then a couple months after
the championship we received
the most
928
01:15:47,510 --> 01:15:51,514
unbelievable news.
929
01:15:51,514 --> 01:15:55,585
We have our little own scallop
in the oven. The batter stuck!
930
01:15:55,585 --> 01:15:59,555
We're going to name him
Cornelius after or favorite
manager and father.
931
01:15:59,555 --> 01:16:03,727
-Godfather.
-He's going to be the best
godfather ever.
932
01:16:03,727 --> 01:16:07,597
Look at this guy, you kinding
me? Come here.
933
01:16:07,597 --> 01:16:11,668
The Caped Cod is going to have
a little baby brother, but
don't worry we're going to be
back on top.
934
01:16:11,668 --> 01:16:15,772
And I think that we're ready
for another shot at the
championship.
935
01:16:15,772 --> 01:16:19,843
We're going to do this and this
little guy's going to be on
board the whole time.
936
01:16:19,843 --> 01:16:24,013
And I bet it'll look just like
you, Steve. Bald, you know, no
hair.
937
01:16:24,013 --> 01:16:28,084
That's how babies look, Corey.
This guy. This guy!
938
01:16:36,259 --> 01:16:40,296
Thanks to an angel investor,
who wishes to remain nameless,
not faceless.
939
01:16:40,296 --> 01:16:44,467
Our investor got me thinking
about the bigger picture. Which
is why just celebrities?
940
01:16:44,467 --> 01:16:48,638
SO now when you have a loved
one, like if you had a kid or a
wife
941
01:16:48,638 --> 01:16:52,709
just send a picture and a brief
description and let the
berieved be
942
01:16:52,709 --> 01:16:56,646
bear-reived.
-We're selling...
-Ah, take the ball.
943
01:16:56,646 --> 01:17:00,817
We're selling a whole ton of
bears, which is great.
944
01:17:00,817 --> 01:17:04,788
I've been drawing more pictures
than ever, and Seth has been
able to make a ton of them.
945
01:17:04,788 --> 01:17:08,825
That's right, Wyatt. We're
doing amazing. We keep selling
bears at this rate
946
01:17:08,825 --> 01:17:12,896
I'm going to be able to buy a
second home, or pay off
Lindsay's college debt
947
01:17:12,896 --> 01:17:17,133
I don't know, something crazy,
who knows.
948
01:17:17,133 --> 01:17:21,237
-Stop, Wyatt. Stop it.
-I'm sorry.
949
01:17:21,237 --> 01:17:25,241
Don't go there. We're just
playing, we're just coming up
with ideas man.
950
01:17:33,349 --> 01:17:37,453
After we saw how good Jake was
in the kitchen we knew we had
to have him here.
951
01:17:37,453 --> 01:17:41,624
Yup, he's just like a young
Buzz, only with fruity singing.
Nobodies perfect.
952
01:17:41,624 --> 01:17:45,661
It's really great to be part of
a reputable restaurant again,
and I really feel like
953
01:17:45,661 --> 01:17:49,699
I'm starting to get the Martin
name back out there in the
community and restore it to
glory.
954
01:17:49,699 --> 01:17:53,703
-I'm as happy as ever.
-Hold that basket straight
Lindsay!
955
01:17:53,703 --> 01:17:57,807
-Goddammit hold that basket
straight! -I'm holding it as
straight as I can! -Don't talk
back.
956
01:17:57,807 --> 01:18:01,811
Since the championship, my dad
has been much more hands on.
957
01:18:01,811 --> 01:18:05,882
-The Buzz is back.
-Yeah, I can't believe I ever
quit yelling at you guys.
958
01:18:05,882 --> 01:18:09,786
-You know it's amazing how much
better people do when you give
them. -You're gonna give us the
business?
959
01:18:09,786 --> 01:18:13,790
Well, it's a bit much
sometimes, but it's definitely
better than before.
960
01:18:13,790 --> 01:18:17,861
Lindsay, quit being such a
wuss. You're gonna win that
scallop this year!
961
01:18:17,861 --> 01:18:21,865
Hit it son!
-*The Golden Scallop will be
hooked
962
01:18:21,865 --> 01:18:25,969
*by the happiest of cooks,
that's us, at the Happy Hooker.
963
01:18:25,969 --> 01:18:29,973
*with our griddles and wits,
we're gonna turn some tricks.
Buzz in!
964
01:18:29,973 --> 01:18:34,043
*to the Happy Hooker. We'll win
at the Happy Hooker.
965
01:18:34,043 --> 01:18:38,081
-I mean I think it's better.
-*We'll win!
966
01:18:38,081 --> 01:18:42,185
*at the Happy Hooker. We'll win
at the Happy Hooker.
967
01:18:42,185 --> 01:18:46,255
*We'll win at the Happy Hooker.
968
01:19:02,538 --> 01:19:06,675
There has been speculation
whether I will be ready for
969
01:19:06,675 --> 01:19:10,679
the championship this summer.
970
01:19:10,679 --> 01:19:14,683
So, to those people who doubt
971
01:19:14,683 --> 01:19:18,721
that I will be at the judges
table, at the competition this
year.
972
01:19:18,721 --> 01:19:22,758
I can only offer this.
973
01:19:30,766 --> 01:19:34,904
Hahahaha
974
01:19:38,942 --> 01:19:43,079
Oh boy!!
975
01:20:47,143 --> 01:20:51,214
Does it bother me that my wife,
so he won't die, one of our
employees?
976
01:20:51,214 --> 01:20:55,218
Our manager? Um, no.
977
01:20:55,218 --> 01:20:59,188
If he were choking to death,
would it bother me that she
978
01:20:59,188 --> 01:21:03,226
was trying to get the food out
of his mouth
979
01:21:03,226 --> 01:21:07,363
with her tongue? Because that
happened once. He's still here.
980
01:21:15,538 --> 01:21:19,575
Two sounds, Seth. The sound of
my fists hitting your face and
the sound of, my, your gonna...
981
01:21:19,575 --> 01:21:23,679
I'm noisy when I fight.
-Mitch, let me save you the
trouble, okay?
982
01:21:23,679 --> 01:21:27,683
That's what I thought.
983
01:21:35,758 --> 01:21:39,762
High Tide, by Bootstraps
MacMohon.
984
01:21:43,899 --> 01:21:47,937
Baskets are submerged
985
01:21:47,937 --> 01:21:52,008
Like daddy was at his last
986
01:21:52,008 --> 01:21:56,012
I'll take two orders.
987
01:21:56,012 --> 01:21:59,915
-Bootstraps
988
01:22:32,148 --> 01:22:36,252
I'm just saying, Obitu-bears is
a simple way to clue in. Why
were they celebrities?
989
01:22:36,252 --> 01:22:40,323
Why do we care about them? Why
do we remember, even after
they're dead?
990
01:22:40,323 --> 01:22:44,493
We all had something like a
teddy bear when we were kids.
But when you get to combine the
teddy bear
991
01:22:44,493 --> 01:22:48,597
with a dead celebrity, someone
who's done something, in a, you
know...
992
01:22:48,597 --> 01:22:53,236
I lost my train of thought
there. It happens.
993
01:22:53,236 --> 01:22:54,303
Happened to this guy too, I'm
sure.
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