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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:05,957 Previously on The L Word: Generation Q... 3 00:00:05,961 --> 00:00:08,039 Sophie Suarez, will you marry me? 4 00:00:08,044 --> 00:00:10,122 - Yes. Yes. Yes. - Why are you hanging out 5 00:00:10,126 --> 00:00:11,803 - at a sports bar? - I bought it. 6 00:00:11,808 --> 00:00:13,325 And I'm gonna make it a gay bar again. 7 00:00:13,329 --> 00:00:14,687 Can I trust you to run this place? 8 00:00:14,691 --> 00:00:16,041 You fucked my girlfriend, 9 00:00:16,046 --> 00:00:17,709 and you want to know if you can trust me? 10 00:00:17,714 --> 00:00:19,692 I hope I can make it up to you one day. 11 00:00:19,697 --> 00:00:21,193 You jeopardized the campaign. 12 00:00:21,198 --> 00:00:23,055 I'm painfully aware of that fact. 13 00:00:23,060 --> 00:00:24,296 Angie called me. 14 00:00:24,301 --> 00:00:28,560 Is there a part of you that still wants her? You can tell me. 15 00:00:28,565 --> 00:00:30,222 I want you and her. 16 00:00:30,227 --> 00:00:31,564 So, you're a throuple now? 17 00:00:31,568 --> 00:00:33,626 She's, like, a super cold hot lady. 18 00:00:33,631 --> 00:00:34,747 You know who else is hot? 19 00:00:34,751 --> 00:00:37,873 - Bette Porter. - You can't deny that she's special. 20 00:00:37,878 --> 00:00:40,513 - I want you to talk to me. - I don't have anything to say! 21 00:00:40,517 --> 00:00:41,773 Carrie asked me to marry her, 22 00:00:41,778 --> 00:00:44,076 - and I said yes. - Congratulations. 23 00:00:44,081 --> 00:00:46,078 Have you told that sweet boy 24 00:00:46,083 --> 00:00:48,280 that you love him yet? 'Cause he loves you, too. 25 00:00:48,285 --> 00:00:49,864 You should've been there for her today. 26 00:00:49,868 --> 00:00:52,568 - She really needed you. - She knows I'm fucking tapped out right now. 27 00:00:52,573 --> 00:00:53,989 I-I'm giving her all I've got. 28 00:00:53,994 --> 00:00:55,395 Are you sad about her getting married? 29 00:00:55,399 --> 00:00:57,100 Yeah. A part of me always hoped that 30 00:00:57,104 --> 00:00:58,335 you two would get back together. 31 00:00:58,339 --> 00:00:59,339 Please, don't go. 32 00:00:59,344 --> 00:01:00,742 You have a really wonderful daughter, 33 00:01:00,746 --> 00:01:02,097 and I love spending time with her. 34 00:01:02,101 --> 00:01:04,478 Jeff Milner will be the next mayor. 35 00:01:04,483 --> 00:01:06,500 - What are those? - Divorce papers. 36 00:01:06,504 --> 00:01:08,040 You're incapable of loving 37 00:01:08,045 --> 00:01:09,742 anyone but your fucking self. 38 00:01:09,747 --> 00:01:12,585 You tried to make it work with my ex-wife 39 00:01:12,590 --> 00:01:14,307 because you thought it would make me happy. 40 00:01:14,312 --> 00:01:15,908 - I love you. - Just me? 41 00:01:15,913 --> 00:01:16,913 Just you. 42 00:01:16,918 --> 00:01:18,948 - You must be a new fan. - Yeah. I'm Micah. 43 00:01:18,953 --> 00:01:21,254 - I'm José's husband. - I'm afraid 44 00:01:21,259 --> 00:01:23,259 when things get hard, she's gonna leave you 45 00:01:23,264 --> 00:01:24,837 because, uh, that's what she knows. 46 00:01:24,842 --> 00:01:26,211 Dad, we love each other. 47 00:01:26,216 --> 00:01:27,841 And we're good together. 48 00:01:27,846 --> 00:01:29,263 - Are you gonna tell Dani? - No. 49 00:01:29,267 --> 00:01:30,885 - It's never gonna happen again. - Let's get married. 50 00:01:30,889 --> 00:01:32,286 You've always wanted to go to Hawaii. 51 00:01:32,290 --> 00:01:33,366 We can go tomorrow. 52 00:01:33,371 --> 00:01:34,888 I'm going home. To Missouri. 53 00:01:34,893 --> 00:01:36,249 My flight's tonight. 54 00:01:36,254 --> 00:01:37,531 You're my person. 55 00:01:37,536 --> 00:01:40,253 You're, like, the best part of my day. 56 00:01:40,258 --> 00:01:41,935 I love the shit out of you. 57 00:01:41,940 --> 00:01:43,377 I love you, too, man. 58 00:01:43,382 --> 00:01:45,299 I just want to be your wife. 59 00:01:45,304 --> 00:01:47,341 But I'll always be here for you. 60 00:01:49,508 --> 00:01:50,804 Welcome you to board 61 00:01:50,809 --> 00:01:52,767 our nonstop flight to Kansas City. 62 00:01:52,772 --> 00:01:56,209 Final boarding call for flight 1256 to Honolulu. 63 00:01:56,214 --> 00:01:58,272 And I love you. 64 00:01:58,277 --> 00:02:00,559 I love you so much. 65 00:02:44,204 --> 00:02:45,921 There you are. 66 00:02:45,926 --> 00:02:47,603 Hi. 67 00:02:47,608 --> 00:02:49,805 Oh, my God. Wow. 68 00:02:49,810 --> 00:02:52,127 You look so beautiful. 69 00:02:53,413 --> 00:02:56,191 Um, so do you. You look amazing. 70 00:02:56,196 --> 00:02:57,333 Come on. 71 00:02:57,338 --> 00:02:59,095 Well, first of all, I know I speak 72 00:02:59,100 --> 00:03:02,097 for everyone in this room when I say that we are so happy 73 00:03:02,102 --> 00:03:04,620 you didn't get married in Hawaii. 74 00:03:04,625 --> 00:03:08,704 Because we would hate to have missed this magic moment. 75 00:03:08,709 --> 00:03:11,787 The more I know Sophie, 76 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:14,510 the more impressed I am... 77 00:03:14,515 --> 00:03:17,193 ... by her generosity, her integrity. 78 00:03:18,759 --> 00:03:20,957 You all know how much I love mi hija. 79 00:03:20,962 --> 00:03:24,520 The most important thing to me is Dani's happiness. 80 00:03:24,525 --> 00:03:26,843 And I have to say... 81 00:03:26,848 --> 00:03:29,125 I've never seen her happier than she is today. 82 00:03:30,872 --> 00:03:32,609 Sophie... 83 00:03:32,614 --> 00:03:34,571 welcome into our family. 84 00:03:35,581 --> 00:03:36,973 - Brindemos. - Yay! 85 00:03:36,978 --> 00:03:38,395 To my daughter, Dani, 86 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:41,218 and my new daughter, Sophie. 87 00:03:41,223 --> 00:03:44,741 May you find joy and happiness in one another forever. 88 00:03:46,228 --> 00:03:48,665 - Salud. - Salud. 89 00:03:48,670 --> 00:03:50,547 Cheers, baby. 90 00:04:15,738 --> 00:04:16,834 This it? 91 00:04:21,664 --> 00:04:23,861 ♪ Hit the fast lane, smoke on the freeway... ♪ 92 00:04:23,866 --> 00:04:25,183 Hello. 93 00:04:25,188 --> 00:04:26,224 What's up? 94 00:04:26,229 --> 00:04:28,466 - How are you? - I'm good. 95 00:04:28,471 --> 00:04:30,508 Eddie. 96 00:04:30,513 --> 00:04:32,070 Aw, shit. 97 00:04:32,075 --> 00:04:33,351 Shane, right? 98 00:04:33,356 --> 00:04:34,472 - Eddie. - Mm-hmm. 99 00:04:34,477 --> 00:04:35,994 - How you doing? - I'm good. 100 00:04:35,999 --> 00:04:37,393 We call you Wannabe Eddie around here. 101 00:04:37,397 --> 00:04:38,797 Oh, yeah? All right, I'll take it. 102 00:04:38,802 --> 00:04:40,839 - Yo, is Cujo hypoallergenic? - Oh, yeah. 103 00:04:40,844 --> 00:04:42,122 - He's good. He's good. - All right, he better be. 104 00:04:42,126 --> 00:04:44,023 If I start sneezing, both of y'all can get the fuck out. 105 00:04:44,027 --> 00:04:46,284 - Come on. - Come on, Mack. 106 00:04:46,289 --> 00:04:48,887 Man, I been waiting a long time to meet you. 107 00:04:48,892 --> 00:04:50,128 - Is that so? - Yeah. 108 00:04:50,133 --> 00:04:51,832 I been hearing a lot about you. People keep saying 109 00:04:51,836 --> 00:04:53,391 we're the white and Black versions of each other. 110 00:04:53,395 --> 00:04:55,034 Oh, okay. So it's like looking in a mirror. 111 00:04:55,038 --> 00:04:56,054 Yeah, we'll see. 112 00:04:56,059 --> 00:04:59,459 Since Tess works for both of us, I figured it'd be a good opportunity 113 00:04:59,463 --> 00:05:01,258 to finally meet your ass. 114 00:05:01,263 --> 00:05:03,701 - All right. Yeah. - Grab a seat. 115 00:05:03,706 --> 00:05:05,102 Well, I hope I don't disappoint. Thank you. 116 00:05:05,106 --> 00:05:07,026 - Yeah, we'll see. - How you doing? 117 00:05:07,031 --> 00:05:09,508 How you doing? How you doing? What's up? 118 00:05:09,513 --> 00:05:12,111 - It's ten racks. - Yeah, yeah. 119 00:05:13,878 --> 00:05:15,333 We definitely gon' count it. 120 00:05:15,338 --> 00:05:16,736 Well, I'll be insulted if you don't. 121 00:05:16,740 --> 00:05:18,117 Uh-huh. 122 00:05:18,122 --> 00:05:19,558 Do me a favor and, uh, 123 00:05:19,563 --> 00:05:21,520 - just behave yourself. - I'll try. 124 00:05:21,525 --> 00:05:23,527 A'ight, we good. 125 00:05:25,209 --> 00:05:26,526 Okay. 126 00:05:26,531 --> 00:05:29,168 Everyone knows why we're here. 127 00:05:29,173 --> 00:05:31,170 It's no-limit Texas Hold'em. 128 00:05:32,917 --> 00:05:35,014 - How you doing? - I'm good. How are you? 129 00:05:35,019 --> 00:05:37,061 Good, thank you. 130 00:05:38,323 --> 00:05:39,519 What's your name? 131 00:05:39,524 --> 00:05:40,620 - Chloe. - Chloe. 132 00:05:40,625 --> 00:05:43,223 - Chloe, huh? - Chloe. 133 00:05:43,228 --> 00:05:44,864 Chloe, Chloe. Hi, I'm Shane. 134 00:05:44,869 --> 00:05:46,706 - Nice to meet you, Shane. - Nice to meet you. 135 00:05:46,711 --> 00:05:48,708 You let me know if you need anything else. 136 00:05:48,713 --> 00:05:50,390 - All right, I will. - Thank you. 137 00:05:50,395 --> 00:05:52,192 You're welcome. 138 00:05:57,522 --> 00:05:58,840 Okay, bye, guys! 139 00:05:58,844 --> 00:05:59,880 - Love you! - Bye! 140 00:05:59,885 --> 00:06:01,261 Sorry about the waffles. 141 00:06:01,266 --> 00:06:03,043 Have a good day at school! 142 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:07,748 What is this person doing? 143 00:06:07,753 --> 00:06:09,530 What are you doing? Move up. 144 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:13,293 Move up, you motherfucker! 145 00:06:13,298 --> 00:06:15,896 Well, I'm glad you think I'm funny. 146 00:06:15,901 --> 00:06:18,058 Huh? N... Oh, no, no. I was just rereading 147 00:06:18,063 --> 00:06:19,800 the draft I sent to the publisher. 148 00:06:19,805 --> 00:06:22,283 Oh, okay, yes. Laughing at your own joke. 149 00:06:22,288 --> 00:06:25,946 - Yes. That makes more sense. - Do we still like the title 150 00:06:25,951 --> 00:06:27,568 "Lube, Boobs and Tubes" for the chapter 151 00:06:27,573 --> 00:06:29,910 - on my ovarian cyst? Yeah? - Oh, yeah. 152 00:06:29,915 --> 00:06:31,793 - For sure. For sure. - Okay. 153 00:06:31,798 --> 00:06:33,275 And then when you're a best-selling author, 154 00:06:33,279 --> 00:06:35,116 you can have your own lube line. 155 00:06:35,121 --> 00:06:36,357 Wow. 156 00:06:36,362 --> 00:06:37,799 - I think we're... - Let's go! 157 00:06:37,804 --> 00:06:39,181 ... kind of getting ahead of ourselves 158 00:06:39,185 --> 00:06:40,521 with the lube, but yeah. 159 00:06:42,168 --> 00:06:43,885 Why isn't this line moving? 160 00:06:43,890 --> 00:06:45,807 'Cause that would just be too easy. 161 00:06:45,812 --> 00:06:48,495 Fucking hetero soccer mom. Go! 162 00:06:50,977 --> 00:06:53,014 You know what would be fun? 163 00:06:53,019 --> 00:06:55,176 What? 164 00:06:55,181 --> 00:06:56,838 A real quickie. 165 00:06:56,843 --> 00:06:58,139 - Really? - Yeah. 166 00:06:58,144 --> 00:07:00,021 - In the back? - Get back there. 167 00:07:00,026 --> 00:07:02,028 - But the kids. - Who cares? 168 00:07:02,869 --> 00:07:04,186 Go, go, go. 169 00:07:04,191 --> 00:07:06,548 Morning. 170 00:07:06,553 --> 00:07:08,430 Hey, Gigi. Hi. 171 00:07:08,435 --> 00:07:10,432 Wow. Happy to see 172 00:07:10,437 --> 00:07:12,434 you're still super into public sex. 173 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:16,078 Wait, is she kidding? Have you always liked... ? 174 00:07:16,083 --> 00:07:17,399 What do you want? 175 00:07:19,326 --> 00:07:20,763 To get back together. 176 00:07:22,310 --> 00:07:24,222 - Oh. - I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 177 00:07:24,227 --> 00:07:25,527 I'm joking. 178 00:07:25,532 --> 00:07:28,250 - Wow. - I'm dropping off Eli's class cupcakes. 179 00:07:28,255 --> 00:07:29,653 Do you want me to bring yours in, too? 180 00:07:29,657 --> 00:07:31,133 Oh, fuck me. 181 00:07:31,138 --> 00:07:33,015 - You forgot. - Yeah. 182 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:34,116 - I did. - Okay. 183 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:35,738 - Oh. I... - Well, I'll just... 184 00:07:35,743 --> 00:07:37,420 I'll have his teacher cut these in half. 185 00:07:37,425 --> 00:07:38,982 You know what? I have gum. 186 00:07:38,987 --> 00:07:40,683 - Oh, nice. - I have almonds. 187 00:07:40,688 --> 00:07:43,131 - I... - Uh, I'm good. Thank you. 188 00:07:44,332 --> 00:07:45,968 I will let you guys... 189 00:07:45,973 --> 00:07:47,150 Just trying to help. 190 00:07:47,155 --> 00:07:50,713 ... get back to your car sex. 191 00:07:50,718 --> 00:07:52,355 You know... 192 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:55,518 there's plenty of room back here. 193 00:07:55,523 --> 00:07:58,481 It can easily fit... 194 00:07:58,486 --> 00:07:59,723 three. 195 00:07:59,728 --> 00:08:01,284 - Okay. - Wow. 196 00:08:01,289 --> 00:08:02,385 - Not funny. - Yeah. 197 00:08:02,390 --> 00:08:03,507 - Okay, well... - Have a good day. 198 00:08:03,511 --> 00:08:05,554 Have a good day. 199 00:08:07,375 --> 00:08:10,734 - She took two pieces. Two! - She winked at me. 200 00:08:10,739 --> 00:08:13,537 - She's a real menace. - What are we gonna do about her? 201 00:08:13,542 --> 00:08:15,579 Put a chip in her ear so we know when she's close? 202 00:08:15,584 --> 00:08:17,962 No, she needs a project. You know, something to focus on. 203 00:08:17,967 --> 00:08:20,504 Or someone. 204 00:08:20,509 --> 00:08:22,626 - Yes. - She needs a girlfriend. 205 00:08:22,631 --> 00:08:23,747 Yes. 206 00:08:23,752 --> 00:08:25,509 Someone else's problem. 207 00:08:25,514 --> 00:08:28,072 - Yes! Okay, see? - Oh, my God. 208 00:08:28,077 --> 00:08:30,514 This is why I love you. Because you have the best ideas. 209 00:08:30,519 --> 00:08:32,757 - I do. Thank you. - You really do. 210 00:08:34,243 --> 00:08:35,320 Of course I'm aware 211 00:08:35,324 --> 00:08:36,549 of what a huge platform it is 212 00:08:36,554 --> 00:08:38,622 and what a life-changing opportunity it could be. 213 00:08:38,627 --> 00:08:41,125 I'm just still weighing my options. 214 00:08:41,130 --> 00:08:42,586 - Hello. - Where's Carrie? 215 00:08:42,591 --> 00:08:43,968 - She's coming. - Okay. 216 00:08:43,973 --> 00:08:45,770 She's just parking. 217 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:48,232 Well, as I... as I said, 218 00:08:48,237 --> 00:08:50,775 I haven't made my final decision yet. 219 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:53,858 Well, there are other things that we would need to discuss. 220 00:08:53,863 --> 00:08:55,860 This afternoon? 221 00:08:55,865 --> 00:08:58,182 Uh, yes, I think I could come in this afternoon. 222 00:08:58,187 --> 00:09:00,385 You know, wh-why don't I send you a-a text 223 00:09:00,390 --> 00:09:01,906 with some possible times. 224 00:09:01,911 --> 00:09:05,350 All right. Yeah. And you can just get back to me. 225 00:09:05,355 --> 00:09:07,592 All right, terrific. Till then. Bye-bye. 226 00:09:07,597 --> 00:09:09,234 - I'm so sorry about that. - Please, 227 00:09:09,239 --> 00:09:10,797 don't apologize. 228 00:09:10,801 --> 00:09:12,557 - Oh, Bette. - Hi, honey. 229 00:09:12,562 --> 00:09:14,319 - Carrie, hi. - I'm so sorry. 230 00:09:14,324 --> 00:09:17,362 I nicked your mailbox on the way up the driveway. 231 00:09:17,367 --> 00:09:19,066 - Honey, it's not that bad. - Listen, if you got some paint, 232 00:09:19,070 --> 00:09:20,628 I could touch it up for you, no problem. 233 00:09:20,632 --> 00:09:22,570 - Oh, no. That's okay. - I'm so sorry. 234 00:09:22,575 --> 00:09:23,770 - See? It's fine. - I really am. 235 00:09:23,774 --> 00:09:25,510 Man, that hill is a bitch. 236 00:09:25,515 --> 00:09:26,633 Yeah. 237 00:09:26,637 --> 00:09:28,294 It can be. You didn't need to bring anything. 238 00:09:28,298 --> 00:09:30,556 - I made a frittata. - Oh, how nice. 239 00:09:30,561 --> 00:09:33,899 I had a Groupon for this little Vietnamese bakery 240 00:09:33,904 --> 00:09:36,061 - down the street. Yeah. - Oh. Groupon. 241 00:09:36,066 --> 00:09:37,743 - Yeah. - Got a lot of stuff. 242 00:09:37,748 --> 00:09:39,364 I have no idea what any of it is. 243 00:09:39,369 --> 00:09:41,148 - Okay. - Do you have a cutting board? 244 00:09:41,152 --> 00:09:44,070 - Uh, yes, sure. - Great. 245 00:09:44,075 --> 00:09:46,632 Whoever was on the phone sounded pretty aggressive. 246 00:09:46,637 --> 00:09:49,075 Ugh. Isaac Zakarian. 247 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:52,438 Wants me to join his gallery as managing director. 248 00:09:52,443 --> 00:09:54,540 - You're kidding. - Who's that? 249 00:09:54,545 --> 00:09:57,583 He's an international megadealer. 250 00:09:57,588 --> 00:09:59,665 I mean, pretty much the biggest in the world, right? 251 00:09:59,670 --> 00:10:00,707 That he is. 252 00:10:00,712 --> 00:10:02,049 - Wow. - Bette used to refer 253 00:10:02,053 --> 00:10:04,130 to him as the Armenian devil. 254 00:10:04,135 --> 00:10:06,252 Oh, isn't that a little bit racist? 255 00:10:06,257 --> 00:10:08,254 Uh, I don't think I ever said that. 256 00:10:08,259 --> 00:10:09,518 Yeah, well, that's the kind of thing 257 00:10:09,522 --> 00:10:11,158 that could've cost you the election, you know? 258 00:10:11,162 --> 00:10:12,599 Yeah, but I never said it, so... 259 00:10:12,604 --> 00:10:14,041 I mean, that must've been horrible for you, 260 00:10:14,045 --> 00:10:15,182 losing like that. 261 00:10:15,187 --> 00:10:17,564 I mean, what that must've been like for you, 262 00:10:17,569 --> 00:10:19,586 I can't even imagine. Right? 263 00:10:19,591 --> 00:10:20,907 What, honey? 264 00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:22,709 No, I just... Since Hillary lost, 265 00:10:22,714 --> 00:10:24,131 you know, it's all I think about. 266 00:10:24,136 --> 00:10:26,333 These women losing elections. It's not right. 267 00:10:26,338 --> 00:10:28,075 Well, nobody likes losing. 268 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:30,197 Actually, I'm a pretty good loser. 269 00:10:30,202 --> 00:10:32,640 You know, public defender and all. 270 00:10:32,645 --> 00:10:35,723 I give it my best, and then I move on. 271 00:10:35,728 --> 00:10:38,125 Do you have a better knife? This one's kind of dull. 272 00:10:38,130 --> 00:10:39,968 - Sure. - Um, does Angie know we're here? 273 00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:41,729 Uh, I told her. 274 00:10:41,734 --> 00:10:43,290 Hey, Angie? 275 00:10:43,295 --> 00:10:45,352 I think, you know, you guys should start, so... 276 00:10:45,357 --> 00:10:46,814 Be easier for Angie. 277 00:10:46,819 --> 00:10:49,016 Yeah, easier for Angie or easier for you? 278 00:10:49,021 --> 00:10:50,898 - Hey. - Hey, honey. 279 00:10:50,903 --> 00:10:52,180 - Hi. - There you are. 280 00:10:52,184 --> 00:10:53,861 - Hi. - Good to see you. 281 00:10:53,866 --> 00:10:55,424 - It's good to see you, too. Hi. - Hi, sweetie. 282 00:10:55,428 --> 00:10:57,430 Good to see you. 283 00:11:00,433 --> 00:11:01,950 Did someone die? 284 00:11:01,955 --> 00:11:03,271 No. 285 00:11:03,276 --> 00:11:05,452 I told you she was gonna think that. 286 00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:07,116 - I know. She said it. - I said it word for word. 287 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:08,756 - You said it. - No, everything is fine. 288 00:11:08,761 --> 00:11:09,818 Yeah. 289 00:11:09,823 --> 00:11:11,801 We just want to talk to you about our wedding. 290 00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:15,083 Yeah. We're thinking of doing it kind of soon. 291 00:11:15,088 --> 00:11:16,765 Okay. 292 00:11:16,770 --> 00:11:18,927 Is that a doughnut or... ? 293 00:11:18,932 --> 00:11:20,848 Kind of. But there's meat in the middle. 294 00:11:20,853 --> 00:11:22,571 I made your favorite frittata 295 00:11:22,575 --> 00:11:24,072 - if you want it. - Great. Awesome. 296 00:11:24,077 --> 00:11:25,694 I'll have both. 297 00:11:25,699 --> 00:11:28,537 So, we're... We're thinking about doing it this summer 298 00:11:28,542 --> 00:11:30,379 in Palm Springs. 299 00:11:30,384 --> 00:11:31,540 - Yep. - Mm. 300 00:11:31,545 --> 00:11:33,523 And we're gonna have a chicken and waffle truck 301 00:11:33,528 --> 00:11:35,545 at the end of the night, so all your friends can come. 302 00:11:35,549 --> 00:11:37,466 Anyone you want. 303 00:11:37,471 --> 00:11:39,473 Mm-hmm. 304 00:11:40,434 --> 00:11:42,631 - You okay? - Yeah. 305 00:11:42,636 --> 00:11:44,513 Yeah, I'm... 306 00:11:44,518 --> 00:11:46,275 - Okay. - Good. 307 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:48,037 - Look. I knew she'd be excited. - Okay. 308 00:11:48,042 --> 00:11:50,720 - Right? - It's a lot, I know. It's just... 309 00:11:50,725 --> 00:11:53,242 It's not too soon, just, 310 00:11:53,247 --> 00:11:55,284 um, that you're the first to know. 311 00:11:55,289 --> 00:11:56,366 - Yeah. - Yeah. 312 00:11:56,371 --> 00:11:57,709 They-they wanted to tell you all together. 313 00:11:57,713 --> 00:12:00,894 Right. Your moms and me, like the Three Amigos. 314 00:12:02,657 --> 00:12:04,394 You don't have to take it all in at once. 315 00:12:04,399 --> 00:12:06,235 No. No, no, no. No, that's not it. 316 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:08,378 Um, you know... 317 00:12:08,383 --> 00:12:10,540 it's just weird that I'm gonna... 318 00:12:10,545 --> 00:12:13,262 meet Carrie's family before I know anything 319 00:12:13,267 --> 00:12:15,325 about this other, like... 320 00:12:15,330 --> 00:12:16,966 big part of me. 321 00:12:16,971 --> 00:12:19,154 - What part of you? - What do you mean, sweetie? 322 00:12:19,995 --> 00:12:21,111 Um... 323 00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:23,719 you know, uh, my donor. 324 00:12:26,761 --> 00:12:29,239 I thought you said it was a friend of yours. 325 00:12:29,244 --> 00:12:30,499 He wasn't a friend. 326 00:12:30,504 --> 00:12:32,141 He was just someone that I knew, 327 00:12:32,146 --> 00:12:33,765 and we had an agreement that he would remain anonymous 328 00:12:33,769 --> 00:12:35,006 - until Angie turned 18. - He was an artist 329 00:12:35,010 --> 00:12:36,527 that Bette knew and... Yeah. 330 00:12:36,532 --> 00:12:38,369 - You knew that. - Yeah, I-I know, I know. 331 00:12:38,373 --> 00:12:41,591 Um... but I still want to know more about who I am. 332 00:12:41,596 --> 00:12:42,893 Of course, of course. 333 00:12:42,898 --> 00:12:45,135 But, you know, if you still feel that way... 334 00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:46,738 - When you're 18. - ... when you turn 18, right, 335 00:12:46,742 --> 00:12:48,278 then we wouldn't stop you. 336 00:12:48,283 --> 00:12:50,326 But, um, you're not 18 yet. 337 00:12:51,907 --> 00:12:54,070 It's just one more year. 338 00:12:56,311 --> 00:12:59,149 You know, Angie, I did one of those DNA tests 339 00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:01,351 where they swab your mouth and you send it away 340 00:13:01,356 --> 00:13:03,594 and they tell you all about your ancestry, you know? 341 00:13:03,599 --> 00:13:04,675 - Yeah. - Turns out 342 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:07,058 I'm a hundred percent Irish, which was not a shock. 343 00:13:07,063 --> 00:13:10,522 But I, uh, I found a whole lot of cousins down in Florida. 344 00:13:10,527 --> 00:13:12,623 All of them were-were so kind to me. 345 00:13:12,628 --> 00:13:14,225 One of them owns a Jet Ski store. 346 00:13:14,230 --> 00:13:15,230 - Yeah. - Right? 347 00:13:15,235 --> 00:13:17,948 And he had every famous person in Florida there 348 00:13:17,953 --> 00:13:19,445 in the store... even had Obama. 349 00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:20,609 He has a picture like this 350 00:13:20,613 --> 00:13:21,813 with his arm around Obama. 351 00:13:21,818 --> 00:13:23,294 - Yeah? - Who I heard 352 00:13:23,299 --> 00:13:25,757 is ten percent Irish, which means we could be cousins. 353 00:13:25,761 --> 00:13:26,778 Think about that. 354 00:13:26,783 --> 00:13:29,541 That's-that's... that's cool. Can I do that? 355 00:13:29,546 --> 00:13:31,102 - Um... - Um... 356 00:13:31,107 --> 00:13:32,224 well... 357 00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:34,346 N-No. 358 00:13:34,351 --> 00:13:36,868 You know what, sweetie? Why don't you let 359 00:13:36,873 --> 00:13:39,431 me and your mom... we'll talk about it after we eat. 360 00:13:39,436 --> 00:13:40,974 - Yeah, sure. - Let's just talk about it. 361 00:13:40,978 --> 00:13:42,674 Sure. It's not a big deal either way. 362 00:13:42,679 --> 00:13:45,322 Just, you know, um... 363 00:13:46,363 --> 00:13:48,740 - Look at this. - Yeah. 364 00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:50,383 Look, it's cut so nicely. 365 00:13:50,388 --> 00:13:52,484 - It's so doughy. - So doughy. 366 00:13:52,489 --> 00:13:53,766 Did she make them? 367 00:13:53,771 --> 00:13:55,768 - It's impressive. - Well, no, actually. 368 00:13:55,773 --> 00:13:58,571 She-she had a Groupon. 369 00:13:58,576 --> 00:14:00,933 - Mm. Who knew? - Yeah. 370 00:14:03,180 --> 00:14:05,177 All right. 371 00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,559 Hey, babe, what do you want for break... 372 00:14:26,564 --> 00:14:29,342 Oh, no, no, no, no. Where's Micah? 373 00:14:29,347 --> 00:14:31,284 He's supposed to be helping you with all this. 374 00:14:31,289 --> 00:14:33,589 He went to the gym. He said he'd be right back, 375 00:14:33,594 --> 00:14:35,110 - but it's been a minute. - Mm. 376 00:14:35,115 --> 00:14:36,873 Do you think my dad can just sit at a table 377 00:14:36,878 --> 00:14:39,472 - in the corner by himself? - Whatever, Nùñez. 378 00:14:39,477 --> 00:14:40,854 It's gonna be perfect. 379 00:14:40,859 --> 00:14:43,977 'Cause after, we're gonna go to your family's house in Ojai... 380 00:14:45,023 --> 00:14:47,701 ... oh, and be naked all day. 381 00:14:47,706 --> 00:14:49,603 Maybe we should just run away now. 382 00:14:49,608 --> 00:14:51,064 No, no, no, no, no. 383 00:14:51,069 --> 00:14:53,067 No, I want to make these people cry. 384 00:14:53,072 --> 00:14:55,309 So don't fuck it up. 385 00:14:55,314 --> 00:14:56,470 Oh. 386 00:15:06,645 --> 00:15:09,023 Oh, shit. Uh, I got to... I got to run. 387 00:15:09,028 --> 00:15:10,445 Uh, Dani needs me. 388 00:15:10,450 --> 00:15:12,807 She thinks I'm at the gym. 389 00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:16,050 Did you hear me? I got to go. 390 00:15:16,055 --> 00:15:18,738 - What'd you say? - I said I got to run. 391 00:15:20,099 --> 00:15:22,697 When am I gonna see you again? 392 00:15:22,702 --> 00:15:24,739 I don't know. 393 00:15:24,744 --> 00:15:26,746 Okay. 394 00:15:27,307 --> 00:15:30,064 I wish I could come to the wedding with you. 395 00:15:30,069 --> 00:15:32,427 You're gonna look so fine in that suit, too. 396 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:35,230 Oh, I wish... I wish you could, too. 397 00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:37,712 I mean... I mean, you can. 398 00:15:37,717 --> 00:15:40,515 - But you can't, so... - I know. 399 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:42,758 I'm gonna leave him soon. It's just, it takes time 400 00:15:42,763 --> 00:15:45,761 to get out of a marriage, you know? It's complicated. 401 00:15:45,766 --> 00:15:48,423 Yeah. Yeah, it just, uh, 402 00:15:48,428 --> 00:15:50,425 it just feels like it's gotten more complicated 403 00:15:50,430 --> 00:15:51,787 since you moved back in with him. 404 00:15:51,792 --> 00:15:55,135 He's my husband. I had to give him a real chance. 405 00:15:56,136 --> 00:15:57,973 I got to go. 406 00:16:08,789 --> 00:16:10,387 Great show, everybody! 407 00:16:10,391 --> 00:16:12,349 Good night! Thank you so much! 408 00:16:12,353 --> 00:16:15,276 Thank you! Thank you! 409 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:19,916 - What a fantastic audience. - Good job, good job. 410 00:16:19,921 --> 00:16:21,517 Oh, my God, what a good show. 411 00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:23,178 Oh, Margaret Cho's agents keep calling. 412 00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:24,421 - Okay. - She wants to be on the show. 413 00:16:24,425 --> 00:16:25,425 I'm working on it. 414 00:16:25,430 --> 00:16:26,644 - Great. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 415 00:16:26,648 --> 00:16:28,044 - Oh, my God! - What? 416 00:16:28,049 --> 00:16:30,006 - You're getting married. - Oh, God, 417 00:16:30,011 --> 00:16:32,689 - you've got to stop doing that. - I... I like fucking with you. 418 00:16:32,694 --> 00:16:34,971 - Here you go. - Thanks. 419 00:16:34,976 --> 00:16:37,932 Oh, your hair. You look amazing. I love the color. 420 00:16:37,937 --> 00:16:39,957 Thanks. Well, this focus group couldn't tell the difference 421 00:16:39,961 --> 00:16:41,374 between me and Betty White, so... 422 00:16:41,379 --> 00:16:42,580 I thought I should make a change. 423 00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:43,820 - Right. - And I did. 424 00:16:43,825 --> 00:16:45,462 Did you need to see me, or... ? 425 00:16:45,467 --> 00:16:47,544 Yes. So, between the book and the show, 426 00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:48,825 - I'm swamped. - Right. 427 00:16:48,830 --> 00:16:50,046 And the network wants me to do 428 00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:51,588 a new segment on the show this season. 429 00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:53,511 - Okay, how can I help? - So they want kind of a... 430 00:16:53,515 --> 00:16:56,553 Oh. Like a Carpool Karaoke but with more gravitas. 431 00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:58,275 So, like, Carpool Karaoke meets... 432 00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:00,077 - Intervention? - No. Like... 433 00:17:00,082 --> 00:17:02,779 uh, like, Ellen's teacher giveaways meets, 434 00:17:02,784 --> 00:17:06,463 like, Oprah 2.0 meets the viral nature of Carpool Karaoke? 435 00:17:06,468 --> 00:17:10,467 Hi. Can we get two coffees but the way we like them? 436 00:17:10,472 --> 00:17:12,269 - Sure. - Thanks. 437 00:17:12,274 --> 00:17:15,472 So uplifting but not silly, and interesting enough 438 00:17:15,477 --> 00:17:17,234 for people to watch and share, right? 439 00:17:17,239 --> 00:17:19,116 Right. But through the "Alice" lens. 440 00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:21,418 Okay. I didn't think I had to say "queer". 441 00:17:21,423 --> 00:17:23,360 Well, I don't think we can explicitly, but... 442 00:17:23,365 --> 00:17:24,663 Right. I won't tell if you won't. 443 00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:26,104 So, I was gonna hire 444 00:17:26,109 --> 00:17:27,905 a new senior-level producer to do this. 445 00:17:27,910 --> 00:17:32,070 But, before I do that, I would like to offer you the job. 446 00:17:32,075 --> 00:17:33,912 What? For real? 447 00:17:33,917 --> 00:17:35,792 Well, between your documentary background 448 00:17:35,797 --> 00:17:37,076 and everything you've learned since you came 449 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:39,117 to work on the show, I think you could do it. 450 00:17:39,122 --> 00:17:40,818 I mean, it would be a fuck-ton of work, 451 00:17:40,823 --> 00:17:42,821 - but... - I mean, I-I'm just... 452 00:17:42,826 --> 00:17:44,362 I'm so flattered. 453 00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:48,006 Well, think it over. You know, it's a big decision. 454 00:17:48,011 --> 00:17:50,348 - Long hours, shitty pay. - All right. 455 00:17:50,353 --> 00:17:52,054 - Yeah. Think about it. - Don't oversell it. 456 00:17:52,058 --> 00:17:53,932 Okay? Let me know. 457 00:17:53,937 --> 00:17:56,134 And until then... 458 00:17:56,139 --> 00:17:57,856 your suit. 459 00:17:57,861 --> 00:17:59,578 Tailored by the best in the biz. 460 00:17:59,583 --> 00:18:03,161 Oh, wow! Thank you so much again. 461 00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:05,083 Wardrobe department did not need to do this. 462 00:18:05,088 --> 00:18:06,486 - But I'm so glad you did. - Well... 463 00:18:06,490 --> 00:18:08,327 Yeah, you're getting married. It's a big deal. 464 00:18:08,332 --> 00:18:10,188 - Here you go. - Thank you. 465 00:18:10,193 --> 00:18:11,995 Thanks. 466 00:18:15,119 --> 00:18:17,236 Oh, my God. That's awful. 467 00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:20,399 I miss Finley. 468 00:18:20,404 --> 00:18:22,441 - Don't you miss Finley? - Mm. 469 00:18:22,446 --> 00:18:24,523 I just feel a little lost without her. 470 00:18:24,528 --> 00:18:27,647 Like, she always anticipated my needs, you know? 471 00:18:27,652 --> 00:18:30,049 She used to do this thing. 472 00:18:30,054 --> 00:18:32,392 Before I went onstage, she'd be like, "Eye of the tiger, baby", 473 00:18:32,396 --> 00:18:34,654 with finger guns and stuff. I loved it. 474 00:18:34,659 --> 00:18:36,816 She'd sing it if I was having a really bad day. 475 00:18:36,821 --> 00:18:38,819 - Yeah, that sounds like Finley. - Yeah, she'd be like... 476 00:18:38,823 --> 00:18:40,860 ♪ Eye of the ti... ♪ Well, you know how it goes. 477 00:18:40,865 --> 00:18:42,142 You don't think she's coming back? 478 00:18:42,146 --> 00:18:43,464 There's not a chance or anything? 479 00:18:43,468 --> 00:18:45,625 Yeah, no. She's not coming back. 480 00:18:45,630 --> 00:18:47,587 She's staying in Kansas City, forever. 481 00:18:47,592 --> 00:18:50,150 Well, I'm gonna have to switch to tea if that's the case. 482 00:18:50,155 --> 00:18:51,551 Uh, I'm-a get back to work. 483 00:18:51,556 --> 00:18:53,558 Okay. 484 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:57,677 Would you like another coffee? 485 00:18:57,682 --> 00:18:59,439 Oh, gosh. You know, I just finished 486 00:18:59,444 --> 00:19:01,041 that delicious one you made me last. 487 00:19:01,046 --> 00:19:03,603 Um, but can you get me Sarah Finley on the phone? 488 00:19:03,608 --> 00:19:05,045 Yeah. For sure. 489 00:19:05,050 --> 00:19:06,967 Thanks. 490 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:09,850 Yesterday. 491 00:19:09,855 --> 00:19:11,532 You've got to do it. I'll do it, too. 492 00:19:11,537 --> 00:19:13,334 I mean, maybe I have a famous cousin out there or something. 493 00:19:13,338 --> 00:19:16,417 - There's no way B will let me. - Why not? 494 00:19:16,422 --> 00:19:19,179 - 'Cause it was Carrie's idea. - Mm, just don't tell her. 495 00:19:19,184 --> 00:19:21,383 I'll take you to Target and get you a kit, like, right now. 496 00:19:21,387 --> 00:19:23,304 Are you kidding? 497 00:19:23,309 --> 00:19:24,445 Sorry. 498 00:19:24,450 --> 00:19:26,967 If she found out that I went behind her back, 499 00:19:26,972 --> 00:19:29,030 she would just be so upset. 500 00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:32,914 Well, maybe just ask her again, give her some time. 501 00:19:32,919 --> 00:19:34,315 No, she doesn't need time. 502 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,517 - She needs a mood stabilizer. - Jesus. 503 00:19:36,522 --> 00:19:38,199 Carrie was just being Carrie, 504 00:19:38,204 --> 00:19:39,761 and my mom was so annoyed. 505 00:19:39,766 --> 00:19:41,522 Do you think she's, like, jealous? 506 00:19:41,527 --> 00:19:42,984 I don't think she's jealous. 507 00:19:42,989 --> 00:19:47,128 I think the idea of adding Carrie into the family is scary. 508 00:19:47,133 --> 00:19:48,229 Hmm. 509 00:19:48,234 --> 00:19:49,971 But... whatever. 510 00:19:49,976 --> 00:19:51,453 B was not happy. 511 00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:53,054 That sucks, Angie. 512 00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:54,295 Yeah. 513 00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:56,338 Carrie's, like, kind of the best. 514 00:19:56,343 --> 00:19:58,019 She kind of is. 515 00:19:58,024 --> 00:19:59,941 No one agrees with me on this! 516 00:19:59,946 --> 00:20:01,863 ♪ Hi, hello, pick up the phone ♪ 517 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,785 ♪ Yes, it's me, CEO ♪ 518 00:20:03,790 --> 00:20:06,068 ♪ Need a vacay, take a PTO... ♪ 519 00:20:06,073 --> 00:20:07,750 - So they came over... - Mm-hmm. 520 00:20:07,754 --> 00:20:08,790 They came over, 521 00:20:08,795 --> 00:20:10,872 and, um, she ran into my mailbox. 522 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:11,914 - No. - Why? Okay. 523 00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:13,654 Carrie is the fucking worst. 524 00:20:13,659 --> 00:20:15,638 Just, like, just everything is a fucking joke to her. 525 00:20:15,642 --> 00:20:17,080 - Ugh, I'm sorry, Bette. - Mm. You know 526 00:20:17,084 --> 00:20:18,201 - what she needs to realize? - Thank you. 527 00:20:18,205 --> 00:20:19,401 That she's at the bottom row 528 00:20:19,406 --> 00:20:20,645 of the parenting pyramid, 529 00:20:20,649 --> 00:20:22,166 - like I am. It's just... - Exactly. 530 00:20:22,171 --> 00:20:23,806 - You know? - Exactly. Ooh. 531 00:20:23,811 --> 00:20:26,268 I'm sorry. I'm getting bombarded with job offers. Thank you. 532 00:20:26,273 --> 00:20:28,131 Well, that's because you're the best and everybody knows it. 533 00:20:28,135 --> 00:20:31,494 Thank you. I just don't know why it annoys me so much. 534 00:20:31,499 --> 00:20:32,595 Oh. I do. 535 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:34,797 I think it's because their togetherness 536 00:20:34,802 --> 00:20:36,619 just highlights the fact that I'm alone. 537 00:20:36,624 --> 00:20:38,961 I mean, Tina has Carrie, and she makes her laugh. 538 00:20:38,966 --> 00:20:40,663 She's all jokey. And I have... Oh, yeah, 539 00:20:40,668 --> 00:20:42,266 that's right. I have no one. I'm gonna die alone. 540 00:20:42,270 --> 00:20:44,267 - Mm, come on. Come on. - No, you're not. No, no. 541 00:20:44,272 --> 00:20:46,029 You know why I know that's not gonna happen? 542 00:20:46,034 --> 00:20:47,951 Because you always have Angie. 543 00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:49,372 Yeah. You two could be like 544 00:20:49,377 --> 00:20:50,434 - the Grey Gardens... - What's wrong with that? 545 00:20:50,438 --> 00:20:51,594 ... of this generation. 546 00:20:51,599 --> 00:20:52,756 - That's so messed up. - But, I mean, 547 00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:53,817 in a much better house. 548 00:20:53,822 --> 00:20:55,778 - Less raccoons, obviously. - Cleaner, for sure. 549 00:20:55,783 --> 00:20:56,800 - Yeah. - But, really, 550 00:20:56,805 --> 00:20:58,423 what is the likelihood that I'm gonna be able 551 00:20:58,427 --> 00:21:00,565 to find someone who meets all of my criteria 552 00:21:00,570 --> 00:21:02,006 and fits into my life with Angie? 553 00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:03,967 Criteria? Jesus. 554 00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:05,128 Yeah, criteria. 555 00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:06,409 Actually, I am kind of curious. 556 00:21:06,414 --> 00:21:07,532 - What's your criteria? - Mm-hmm. 557 00:21:07,536 --> 00:21:08,652 Um, well, 558 00:21:08,657 --> 00:21:11,014 she'd have to have kids of her own. 559 00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:12,496 - Mm-hmm. - Ideally. 560 00:21:12,501 --> 00:21:15,218 And, um, not be married or straight. 561 00:21:15,223 --> 00:21:16,780 And have a job. 562 00:21:16,785 --> 00:21:17,941 Obviously. 563 00:21:17,946 --> 00:21:19,083 No, not a job. 564 00:21:19,088 --> 00:21:21,265 A career. She'd have to have a career. 565 00:21:21,270 --> 00:21:23,026 Needs to be as passionate about her work 566 00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:24,428 as I am about mine. 567 00:21:24,433 --> 00:21:26,111 - No way. - Are you sure about that? 568 00:21:26,115 --> 00:21:27,511 - Yeah. - No. 569 00:21:27,516 --> 00:21:30,054 No, you've always kind of wanted more of, like, 570 00:21:30,059 --> 00:21:31,755 a wifey wife-wife kind of type. 571 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:33,677 - Mm-mm! No. - Uh-huh. 572 00:21:33,682 --> 00:21:34,899 - Yeah. - It's okay. 573 00:21:34,904 --> 00:21:36,361 You just want somebody to deal with the stuff 574 00:21:36,365 --> 00:21:37,842 you can't be bothered with. 575 00:21:37,847 --> 00:21:39,844 Who cares? 576 00:21:41,330 --> 00:21:43,007 - Oh, my God. - You all right? 577 00:21:43,012 --> 00:21:44,810 - What? Are you okay? - What's wrong? Are you choking? 578 00:21:44,814 --> 00:21:46,651 I have the perfect person for you. 579 00:21:46,656 --> 00:21:48,133 - Really? - Oh, God. Please, don't let her 580 00:21:48,137 --> 00:21:50,334 set you up. That's how I spent my 30th birthday 581 00:21:50,339 --> 00:21:52,777 with eight hippies in a fucking yurt. 582 00:21:52,782 --> 00:21:54,098 Okay. You loved it. 583 00:21:54,103 --> 00:21:55,640 - Listen to me. - No, I didn't. What? 584 00:21:55,645 --> 00:21:57,184 Shane, if she finds someone by tomorrow, 585 00:21:57,188 --> 00:21:59,949 you don't have to be her date at Dani and Sophie's wedding. 586 00:22:02,392 --> 00:22:04,149 I mean, you could give it a chance, right? 587 00:22:04,154 --> 00:22:06,188 I mean, you never know where love's gonna turn up. 588 00:22:06,193 --> 00:22:08,193 - It's all around you. - It's everywhere. 589 00:22:14,004 --> 00:22:15,901 Back in the day, whenever somebody left 590 00:22:15,906 --> 00:22:18,103 a museum job to become an art dealer, 591 00:22:18,108 --> 00:22:21,086 we used to say, "They've gone over to the dark side". 592 00:22:21,091 --> 00:22:24,369 That's a little overly simplistic, don't you think? 593 00:22:24,374 --> 00:22:26,572 Maybe. A little. 594 00:22:26,577 --> 00:22:28,253 So, Bette... 595 00:22:28,258 --> 00:22:30,936 what you were doing at CAC almost 20 years ago, 596 00:22:30,941 --> 00:22:33,699 combining art and social activism, 597 00:22:33,704 --> 00:22:36,422 nobody was doing that back then. 598 00:22:36,427 --> 00:22:39,945 I assume you still care about those issues you championed? 599 00:22:39,950 --> 00:22:42,908 I don't know if you were paying attention, but I ran for mayor. 600 00:22:42,913 --> 00:22:45,611 - And I voted for you. - Bullshit, Zakarian. 601 00:22:45,616 --> 00:22:48,379 All right, look, you can go back to being a museum director. 602 00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:51,317 I know you've had a lot of offers. 603 00:22:51,322 --> 00:22:54,560 And you could mount a show every couple of years 604 00:22:54,565 --> 00:22:56,903 that moves the needle incrementally 605 00:22:56,908 --> 00:22:59,045 for artists of color. 606 00:22:59,050 --> 00:23:02,809 Or you could join the biggest art house in the world 607 00:23:02,814 --> 00:23:06,012 and represent dozens of marginalized artists 608 00:23:06,017 --> 00:23:09,320 and pay off your campaign debt the first year of your contract. 609 00:23:10,221 --> 00:23:12,339 Hmm. 610 00:23:12,344 --> 00:23:14,401 You know, I could be a little irritated that, 611 00:23:14,406 --> 00:23:18,465 in your myopic vision, you've somehow associated me solely 612 00:23:18,470 --> 00:23:20,267 with BIPOC artists, when, in fact, 613 00:23:20,272 --> 00:23:22,809 I've worked with pretty much every major artist 614 00:23:22,814 --> 00:23:24,191 of the last two decades. 615 00:23:24,196 --> 00:23:26,353 But, instead, I will simply point out 616 00:23:26,358 --> 00:23:29,837 that you represent exactly three artists of color. 617 00:23:29,842 --> 00:23:32,039 Which is another reason I need you. 618 00:23:32,044 --> 00:23:34,902 I mean, those marginalized artists are suddenly 619 00:23:34,907 --> 00:23:37,204 the hottest commodity in the art world. 620 00:23:37,209 --> 00:23:41,248 And I find, for the first time in my career, that, uh, 621 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,410 I'm behind the curve. 622 00:23:43,415 --> 00:23:46,013 So I will meet your salary demands. 623 00:23:46,018 --> 00:23:48,376 Wait. You're not gonna... 624 00:23:48,381 --> 00:23:51,058 You're not gonna insult me with a lowball offer? 625 00:23:52,865 --> 00:23:54,702 Plus, 626 00:23:54,707 --> 00:23:58,466 a signing bonus for all your BIPOC artists. 627 00:23:58,471 --> 00:24:00,148 No. 628 00:24:00,153 --> 00:24:03,456 Signing bonuses for all artists I add to the roster. 629 00:24:04,877 --> 00:24:06,880 Of course. 630 00:24:08,601 --> 00:24:10,603 Plus ten percent of sales. 631 00:24:14,567 --> 00:24:16,484 All right. We have a deal. 632 00:24:16,489 --> 00:24:18,406 - Ah. Wonderful. - All right. 633 00:24:18,411 --> 00:24:21,950 Mr. Zakarian, I've got Daniel Katz from the CAC on the line. 634 00:24:21,955 --> 00:24:22,971 Excellent. 635 00:24:22,976 --> 00:24:25,133 - Well, tell him I said hello. - Yes, I will. 636 00:24:25,138 --> 00:24:28,462 Oh, uh, your office is straight ahead. 637 00:24:29,703 --> 00:24:31,380 Make yourself comfortable. 638 00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,322 Asshole. 639 00:24:53,287 --> 00:24:54,924 - Oh, Carl. - _ 640 00:24:54,929 --> 00:24:56,486 No, you're too much. 641 00:24:56,491 --> 00:24:58,327 It was... 642 00:24:58,332 --> 00:25:00,509 No, I put it in the second, uh, chapter 643 00:25:00,514 --> 00:25:02,411 'cause I did pee my pants, really. 644 00:25:02,416 --> 00:25:03,513 I-I know. 645 00:25:03,518 --> 00:25:05,014 And my parents... I know. 646 00:25:05,019 --> 00:25:07,296 Yeah, I've been working on it for months. 647 00:25:07,301 --> 00:25:09,259 Oh. Hilarious? 648 00:25:09,264 --> 00:25:11,420 It's the book publisher. They love the book. 649 00:25:11,425 --> 00:25:12,502 Oh, my God. 650 00:25:12,507 --> 00:25:15,745 Really? Oh, you want to move up the publishing date? 651 00:25:15,750 --> 00:25:17,107 Okay. 652 00:25:17,112 --> 00:25:18,628 That sounds fantastic. 653 00:25:18,633 --> 00:25:19,709 Yeah. 654 00:25:19,714 --> 00:25:21,751 All right. Okay. 655 00:25:21,756 --> 00:25:23,593 Okay. Love to the wife. 656 00:25:23,598 --> 00:25:25,294 - Bye-bye. - Ah. 657 00:25:25,299 --> 00:25:27,176 Oh, my God. Holy shit! Alice! 658 00:25:27,181 --> 00:25:29,336 - Yes. They love the book. - ♪ They love the book ♪ 659 00:25:29,340 --> 00:25:30,341 ♪ They love the book ♪ 660 00:25:30,345 --> 00:25:32,843 ♪ They love my book, they love my... ♪ Sorry. 661 00:25:32,848 --> 00:25:34,965 Um, yeah, they're gonna send their best editor 662 00:25:34,970 --> 00:25:36,847 - to help me get it done in time. - Wow. 663 00:25:36,852 --> 00:25:38,630 Well, do they want a lot of changes or something? 664 00:25:38,634 --> 00:25:40,310 No, no, no, no. They just want to make, 665 00:25:40,315 --> 00:25:42,113 like, a last pass before it goes to print, you know? 666 00:25:42,117 --> 00:25:44,046 I can't wait to buy my copy. 667 00:25:44,051 --> 00:25:45,557 Oh, more good news. I spoke to Finley. 668 00:25:45,561 --> 00:25:47,038 She said if I needed her, she'd come back. 669 00:25:47,042 --> 00:25:49,500 What? No, she's supposed to stay in Kansas City. 670 00:25:49,505 --> 00:25:51,423 No, I know, but I said we both missed her, and she'd... 671 00:25:51,427 --> 00:25:54,145 Wait, you did what?! 672 00:25:54,150 --> 00:25:55,786 I just, uh, well, I... 673 00:25:55,791 --> 00:25:57,988 Um, no, no, no. 674 00:25:57,993 --> 00:25:59,751 You just... you got to tell her that she can't come back. 675 00:25:59,755 --> 00:26:01,352 She cannot come back here. 676 00:26:01,357 --> 00:26:02,954 Okay, what's going on? 677 00:26:02,959 --> 00:26:05,116 - Everyone's looking at us. - Um... 678 00:26:05,121 --> 00:26:07,243 Um, all right, just come on. 679 00:26:15,692 --> 00:26:17,809 Um... 680 00:26:17,814 --> 00:26:20,652 - So, um... - Yeah. So... 681 00:26:20,657 --> 00:26:23,334 Finley, uh, and I... 682 00:26:23,339 --> 00:26:26,698 we, um... you know. 683 00:26:26,703 --> 00:26:28,039 We, um, uh... 684 00:26:28,044 --> 00:26:29,501 Oh. Did it? 685 00:26:29,506 --> 00:26:31,823 Yeah. 686 00:26:31,828 --> 00:26:34,626 When-when did you... when did you guys... ? 687 00:26:34,631 --> 00:26:38,209 Just, uh, when we wrapped last season. 688 00:26:38,214 --> 00:26:40,732 Oh. Fuck. 689 00:26:40,737 --> 00:26:41,793 Yeah, in the green room. 690 00:26:41,798 --> 00:26:44,636 Oh. I nap on that couch. 691 00:26:44,641 --> 00:26:46,238 I mean, it was... 692 00:26:46,243 --> 00:26:48,881 Look, it was a... it was a one-time thing. 693 00:26:48,886 --> 00:26:51,964 - Mm-hmm. - And it didn't mean anything. 694 00:26:51,969 --> 00:26:54,406 And, I mean, it was... 695 00:26:54,411 --> 00:26:55,888 it was fucking amazing. 696 00:26:55,893 --> 00:26:57,029 Well, I don't need the... 697 00:26:57,034 --> 00:26:58,772 - details. - But she's gone and it's done. 698 00:26:58,776 --> 00:27:00,132 - Okay. - And Dani doesn't know. 699 00:27:00,137 --> 00:27:02,415 And now I think that I should've told her. 700 00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:04,216 Well, do you think that I should tell her? 701 00:27:04,221 --> 00:27:07,179 Um... 702 00:27:07,184 --> 00:27:11,624 I... uh, I would leave it in the past, 703 00:27:11,629 --> 00:27:13,706 and I would just focus on the future. 704 00:27:13,711 --> 00:27:15,308 - Right. Right, right, right. - Yeah. 705 00:27:15,313 --> 00:27:16,629 Yeah. 706 00:27:16,634 --> 00:27:18,651 No. No, I can't do that. 707 00:27:18,656 --> 00:27:21,834 I can't marry her and-and not tell her. 708 00:27:21,839 --> 00:27:23,436 - Oh. - Well, I'm just gonna go 709 00:27:23,441 --> 00:27:25,399 to our wedding rehearsal dinner, I'm just gonna tell her. 710 00:27:25,403 --> 00:27:27,801 Okay, so opposite of what I just said. 711 00:27:27,806 --> 00:27:29,562 Yeah. 712 00:27:30,729 --> 00:27:32,726 Hi. Oh, thank you. 713 00:27:48,587 --> 00:27:50,584 There you are. 714 00:27:50,589 --> 00:27:52,987 - Hey. I'm sorry that I'm late. - Hey. 715 00:27:52,992 --> 00:27:56,850 Wow. You look so beautiful. 716 00:27:56,855 --> 00:27:58,832 Um, so do you. 717 00:27:58,837 --> 00:28:00,839 You look amazing. 718 00:28:03,402 --> 00:28:05,279 - Shall we? - Yeah. 719 00:28:05,284 --> 00:28:07,161 Come on. 720 00:28:07,166 --> 00:28:09,203 Can you believe we're getting married tomorrow? 721 00:28:09,208 --> 00:28:11,045 Oh, here comes the bride. 722 00:28:11,050 --> 00:28:12,887 Need to talk to you. 723 00:28:12,892 --> 00:28:15,089 Uh, yeah, just give me a minute. 724 00:28:22,462 --> 00:28:23,838 Ay, mi cariño. 725 00:28:23,843 --> 00:28:26,581 Come here. Come here. 726 00:28:26,586 --> 00:28:28,223 Please. 727 00:28:28,228 --> 00:28:31,025 Well, first of all, I know I speak 728 00:28:31,030 --> 00:28:32,647 for everyone in this room when I say 729 00:28:32,652 --> 00:28:35,310 that we are so happy you didn't get married in Hawaii. 730 00:28:38,959 --> 00:28:41,716 Getting married. 731 00:28:41,721 --> 00:28:43,078 You're getting married. 732 00:28:43,083 --> 00:28:45,200 Sophie, I want to welcome you 733 00:28:45,205 --> 00:28:46,601 into our family. 734 00:28:46,606 --> 00:28:49,404 - Salud. - Salud. 735 00:28:53,974 --> 00:28:55,731 This feels too good. 736 00:28:57,978 --> 00:29:00,295 I'll be right back. 737 00:29:11,272 --> 00:29:13,209 - You told him? - I'm sorry. 738 00:29:13,214 --> 00:29:14,612 Cheating is a deal-breaker for Dani. 739 00:29:14,616 --> 00:29:16,192 You know this. I know this. 740 00:29:16,197 --> 00:29:17,453 You have to tell her. 741 00:29:17,458 --> 00:29:19,015 I want to, but... 742 00:29:19,020 --> 00:29:20,918 But-but what? If you love her, then I-I think you have to... 743 00:29:20,922 --> 00:29:22,398 You know I love her. You know that. 744 00:29:22,403 --> 00:29:23,459 You have to tell her. 745 00:29:23,464 --> 00:29:24,721 - I-I will. - When? 746 00:29:24,726 --> 00:29:26,362 Uh, I-I don't know. 747 00:29:26,367 --> 00:29:28,765 I-I... I-I think you got to do it before the wedding. 748 00:29:28,770 --> 00:29:31,647 Yes, okay? Yes, I promise. 749 00:29:31,652 --> 00:29:34,010 I promise you that I will tell her. 750 00:29:34,015 --> 00:29:36,132 - All right? - Okay. Okay, I'm sorry. 751 00:29:36,137 --> 00:29:37,173 Tell me what? 752 00:29:45,707 --> 00:29:47,789 Tell me what? 753 00:29:52,794 --> 00:29:54,796 Um... 754 00:29:55,998 --> 00:29:58,315 Is it the place? 755 00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:00,397 Is it the place? Is it too formal? 756 00:30:00,402 --> 00:30:01,899 No. No, it's fine. 757 00:30:01,904 --> 00:30:04,241 No, no, no, it's not. It's not. 758 00:30:04,246 --> 00:30:05,803 Really, it's fine. 759 00:30:05,808 --> 00:30:08,246 - Let me make it up to you. - What? You don't have to do... 760 00:30:08,250 --> 00:30:10,346 You don't have to make up anything. It's fine. 761 00:30:10,351 --> 00:30:11,648 Do you want to go out tonight? 762 00:30:11,653 --> 00:30:14,732 - What-what do you mean? - Like... 763 00:30:14,737 --> 00:30:17,975 Like, we could throw our own bachelorette party or something. 764 00:30:17,980 --> 00:30:19,897 Just you and me? 765 00:30:19,902 --> 00:30:21,579 Yeah. 766 00:30:21,584 --> 00:30:24,422 Yeah, we can... we can, uh... we can get shit-faced, 767 00:30:24,427 --> 00:30:27,345 and we can dance a little bit. 768 00:30:27,350 --> 00:30:29,746 We can fuck in a bathroom stall 769 00:30:29,751 --> 00:30:31,130 - like we did when we first met. - No. 770 00:30:31,134 --> 00:30:33,471 - Shh. Wow. - No one's listening. 771 00:30:33,476 --> 00:30:35,954 Um... 772 00:30:35,959 --> 00:30:38,076 - Yeah. - Yeah? 773 00:30:38,081 --> 00:30:39,557 Yeah. Yeah, I'd love that. 774 00:30:39,562 --> 00:30:43,241 - Yes. Okay. - Okay. Mwah. 775 00:30:43,246 --> 00:30:44,642 Come on. 776 00:30:50,497 --> 00:30:53,497 _ 777 00:31:12,396 --> 00:31:14,233 - Whoa. - Hey. Oh. 778 00:31:14,238 --> 00:31:16,755 - Hi. You look amazing. - Thank you. 779 00:31:18,162 --> 00:31:20,459 I-I'm just going out for a little while. 780 00:31:20,464 --> 00:31:24,103 Um, well, I-I... Um, Alice has a friend, 781 00:31:24,108 --> 00:31:25,965 and I-I'm gonna just... 782 00:31:25,970 --> 00:31:28,487 Well, I'm just gonna spend, um... 783 00:31:28,492 --> 00:31:30,570 - You mean like a blind date? - Yeah. 784 00:31:30,575 --> 00:31:33,292 - Yeah. - I mean, it might be a disaster. 785 00:31:33,297 --> 00:31:35,500 I don't know, but... 786 00:31:42,987 --> 00:31:45,764 Ange, your-your mom and I discussed it, 787 00:31:45,769 --> 00:31:47,408 - and we were... - Oh, can I say something first? 788 00:31:47,412 --> 00:31:48,828 - Oh, of course. - Sorry. 789 00:31:48,833 --> 00:31:50,830 - No, go ahead. - Um... 790 00:31:50,835 --> 00:31:53,393 so... 791 00:31:53,398 --> 00:31:55,735 just because I am curious 792 00:31:55,740 --> 00:31:59,359 about my donor doesn't mean 793 00:31:59,364 --> 00:32:02,062 that I think he is my dad or anything. 794 00:32:02,067 --> 00:32:05,646 Like, that word doesn't even sound right. 795 00:32:05,651 --> 00:32:08,849 - You're my mom, and... - I know. I know that. I-I know. 796 00:32:08,854 --> 00:32:10,691 And I get that it might be hard for you... 797 00:32:10,696 --> 00:32:12,133 - No, no, no, no. - I just want you to know... 798 00:32:12,137 --> 00:32:13,555 It's not... No, no, no. It's not that. 799 00:32:13,559 --> 00:32:16,577 It's not that at all. It's not hard for me at all. 800 00:32:16,582 --> 00:32:19,380 It's just, um... 801 00:32:19,385 --> 00:32:23,824 we promised him that he could remain anonymous. 802 00:32:23,829 --> 00:32:25,746 We promised him. 803 00:32:25,751 --> 00:32:27,869 And he gave us you. 804 00:32:27,874 --> 00:32:29,790 At a time when it was difficult for us, 805 00:32:29,795 --> 00:32:31,252 as lesbians, to have children. 806 00:32:31,257 --> 00:32:32,553 - I know. - Yeah, and I think 807 00:32:32,558 --> 00:32:34,916 we need to honor that. 808 00:32:36,282 --> 00:32:37,879 Okay. 809 00:32:37,884 --> 00:32:39,040 I get it. 810 00:32:39,045 --> 00:32:41,047 All right. 811 00:32:43,830 --> 00:32:45,186 - Oh. - What? 812 00:32:45,191 --> 00:32:47,448 - Uh... - Do you... 813 00:32:47,453 --> 00:32:49,070 I hate to sandwich a no with a no, 814 00:32:49,075 --> 00:32:51,673 but T and I don't think it's a good idea 815 00:32:51,678 --> 00:32:53,575 for you to do that genealogy test. 816 00:32:53,580 --> 00:32:55,096 - Oh. - Yeah, just those... 817 00:32:55,101 --> 00:32:56,638 those companies, they collect all your data. 818 00:32:56,642 --> 00:32:57,800 - Mm-hmm. - And-and, I mean, I know 819 00:32:57,804 --> 00:32:59,301 - you're a young adult. - Right. 820 00:32:59,306 --> 00:33:01,183 - But you're not 18 yet. - Mm-hmm. 821 00:33:01,188 --> 00:33:04,366 And-and we would just feel more comfortable 822 00:33:04,371 --> 00:33:05,667 if you waited, okay? 823 00:33:05,672 --> 00:33:07,469 - Yeah. Sure. Of course. - Good. 824 00:33:07,474 --> 00:33:09,272 All right. Well, God knows I won't be out late. 825 00:33:09,276 --> 00:33:12,594 - Mm-hmm. - So just call me if you need anything. 826 00:33:12,599 --> 00:33:14,596 - Love you. - I love you, too. 827 00:33:14,601 --> 00:33:16,964 Can you see my underwear in this? 828 00:33:18,185 --> 00:33:21,103 - No. - Okay. All right. 829 00:33:21,108 --> 00:33:23,110 Good. 830 00:33:42,870 --> 00:33:45,908 Yeah, yeah. Just give me 20 minutes. 831 00:33:45,913 --> 00:33:47,751 Tess, there was a line. What do you want me to do? 832 00:33:47,755 --> 00:33:49,912 You want to eat? 833 00:33:49,917 --> 00:33:53,276 Yeah. No, and I got you the vegetarian one. 834 00:33:53,281 --> 00:33:55,118 Okay. All right. Yeah. 835 00:33:55,123 --> 00:33:57,320 Just, yeah, give me 20, 25 at most. 836 00:33:57,325 --> 00:33:59,963 Okay. All right. 837 00:34:10,619 --> 00:34:12,621 Hi, Chloe. 838 00:34:19,748 --> 00:34:22,146 _ 839 00:34:22,151 --> 00:34:23,868 All right. 840 00:34:40,629 --> 00:34:42,607 Hi. 841 00:34:42,612 --> 00:34:44,809 Um... God. 842 00:34:48,858 --> 00:34:50,415 Shut the fuck up! 843 00:34:50,420 --> 00:34:53,037 Hey. I-I... I-I'm sorry. 844 00:34:53,042 --> 00:34:55,320 - Actually, I have a, um... - This is too good. 845 00:34:55,325 --> 00:34:58,423 Nat and Alice are legitimately hilarious. 846 00:34:58,428 --> 00:35:01,466 - Are they? - Uh, yeah, they are. They are. 847 00:35:01,471 --> 00:35:03,488 I mean, I think so. You look amazing. 848 00:35:03,493 --> 00:35:04,930 - Oh. - Is this Tom Ford? 849 00:35:04,935 --> 00:35:06,992 - Thank you. Yes. Yeah. - It's hot. 850 00:35:06,997 --> 00:35:08,833 I heard the scallops are amazing. 851 00:35:08,838 --> 00:35:10,795 You down to share? 852 00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:12,517 Sure. Yeah. 853 00:35:12,522 --> 00:35:13,999 Here you go. 854 00:35:14,004 --> 00:35:15,561 I hope you don't mind. 855 00:35:15,565 --> 00:35:17,162 Don't fall for it, Amanda. 856 00:35:17,167 --> 00:35:18,626 It's 10 p.m. Why do you have sunglasses on? 857 00:35:18,630 --> 00:35:20,185 Oh, please, it's the husband. 858 00:35:20,190 --> 00:35:21,927 It's always the husband. 859 00:35:24,134 --> 00:35:25,971 - Hi. - Hi. 860 00:35:25,976 --> 00:35:28,133 No, I was not watching 861 00:35:28,138 --> 00:35:29,195 three hours of SVU. 862 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:30,916 That would be a crazy thing to do. 863 00:35:30,921 --> 00:35:33,739 Well, I had a truly insane day full of sex, 864 00:35:33,744 --> 00:35:35,220 scandal and regret. 865 00:35:35,225 --> 00:35:36,722 Oh, who was your guest? 866 00:35:36,727 --> 00:35:38,584 Oh, no, that was just my staff. 867 00:35:38,589 --> 00:35:40,706 Do you want some wine? 868 00:35:40,711 --> 00:35:42,068 Oh, yeah. Love some. 869 00:35:42,073 --> 00:35:43,829 Did you hear from Bette? 870 00:35:43,834 --> 00:35:46,632 Oh, my God, I totally forgot. 871 00:35:46,637 --> 00:35:48,354 - Oh, well, I didn't. - Did you? 872 00:35:48,359 --> 00:35:50,476 - I heard from Gigi. - And? 873 00:35:50,481 --> 00:35:53,920 Okay. She texted me some emojis, which are unclear, 874 00:35:53,925 --> 00:35:56,022 but I think that means it's going well. 875 00:35:56,027 --> 00:35:57,905 Oh, my God, do you think this means we're not gonna 876 00:35:57,909 --> 00:35:59,806 have to see Gigi tomorrow? 877 00:35:59,811 --> 00:36:02,669 - One can only hope. - ♪ That would be amazing. ♪ 878 00:36:02,674 --> 00:36:04,676 All right, let's see this show. 879 00:36:06,137 --> 00:36:08,415 Let me see what all the hype is about. 880 00:36:08,420 --> 00:36:10,422 It's so good. 881 00:36:14,025 --> 00:36:15,822 Does she always wear a leather jacket? 882 00:36:15,827 --> 00:36:17,744 - Of course. - She's serious. 883 00:36:17,749 --> 00:36:19,065 - Mm-hmm. - Who's that? 884 00:36:19,070 --> 00:36:20,127 I don't know. 885 00:36:20,132 --> 00:36:21,549 You don't know, and you've been watching 886 00:36:21,553 --> 00:36:22,669 this whole time? 887 00:36:22,674 --> 00:36:24,951 Just some bitch on this episode. 888 00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:31,799 - I missed you today. - I missed you. 889 00:36:31,804 --> 00:36:33,320 - You did? - Mm-hmm. 890 00:36:33,325 --> 00:36:35,282 - How was your day? - Great. 891 00:36:35,287 --> 00:36:37,604 - Great now. - Yeah? 892 00:37:00,874 --> 00:37:02,876 Nat? 893 00:37:03,997 --> 00:37:05,999 Nat. 894 00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:09,082 Nat. 895 00:37:09,783 --> 00:37:11,559 - Oh, my God. - Oh. 896 00:37:11,564 --> 00:37:13,201 - What? I wasn't... - No. 897 00:37:13,206 --> 00:37:15,123 Look... 898 00:37:15,128 --> 00:37:16,965 No. Don't follow me. 899 00:37:16,970 --> 00:37:18,927 I wasn't asleep. I was just resting my eyes. 900 00:37:18,932 --> 00:37:21,730 - Uh-uh! No! - I have heavy lids. 901 00:37:21,735 --> 00:37:23,692 Wow. 902 00:37:23,697 --> 00:37:27,856 So, I finally get on the paddleboard. 903 00:37:27,861 --> 00:37:30,539 - Mm-hmm. - I'm up maybe 30 seconds, 904 00:37:30,544 --> 00:37:33,782 and then, bam, I go down hard. 905 00:37:33,787 --> 00:37:36,865 Like feet over head, board over me. 906 00:37:36,870 --> 00:37:39,433 They send someone over to save me. 907 00:37:40,474 --> 00:37:43,072 The woman never called me again. 908 00:37:48,522 --> 00:37:52,201 So how 'bout you? What's your worst date? 909 00:37:52,206 --> 00:37:53,482 Oh, gosh. 910 00:37:53,487 --> 00:37:55,004 I don't even remember. 911 00:37:55,009 --> 00:37:56,586 Oh, come on. 912 00:37:56,591 --> 00:37:58,968 Bette Porter doesn't go on bad dates? 913 00:37:58,973 --> 00:38:01,536 Takes the pressure off this one, I guess. 914 00:38:02,537 --> 00:38:06,896 Uh, well, in all honesty, I just... I haven't been 915 00:38:06,901 --> 00:38:10,139 - on a date in a long time. - Hmm. 916 00:38:10,144 --> 00:38:12,942 I think... I guess I find the whole concept 917 00:38:12,947 --> 00:38:16,146 just a... a little sad. 918 00:38:16,151 --> 00:38:19,028 Wow. Okay. 919 00:38:19,033 --> 00:38:21,391 I personally find it to be 920 00:38:21,396 --> 00:38:25,355 a useful step in the process of... 921 00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:27,236 I don't know, getting to know someone 922 00:38:27,241 --> 00:38:28,759 you might like to spend more time with, or... 923 00:38:28,763 --> 00:38:29,861 No, that's not what I meant. 924 00:38:29,865 --> 00:38:31,322 Look, I completely get it. L.A. is filled with... 925 00:38:31,326 --> 00:38:34,885 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 926 00:38:34,890 --> 00:38:37,227 Okay, here's the deal, all right? 927 00:38:37,232 --> 00:38:39,489 That's Tina, my ex, Carrie, her fiancée. 928 00:38:39,494 --> 00:38:41,172 Not a fan. They're getting married this summer. 929 00:38:41,176 --> 00:38:42,413 - Okay. - Look who it is. 930 00:38:42,417 --> 00:38:43,774 - Imagine this. - Hi. 931 00:38:43,779 --> 00:38:44,975 - Hi. - Hello. 932 00:38:44,980 --> 00:38:47,538 Hey. Hi. This is, um... 933 00:38:47,543 --> 00:38:49,219 You-you know, Alice had this... 934 00:38:49,224 --> 00:38:50,521 Hi. I'm Gigi. 935 00:38:50,526 --> 00:38:52,343 Oh. Oh. 936 00:38:52,348 --> 00:38:54,024 Wow. Nice to finally meet you. 937 00:38:54,029 --> 00:38:56,026 Nice to meet you. And you must be Carrie. 938 00:38:56,031 --> 00:38:57,548 - Yes. - I've heard so much about you. 939 00:38:57,553 --> 00:38:59,590 Oh, really? Anything Bette's told you about me is 940 00:38:59,595 --> 00:39:02,713 subject to cross-examination. 941 00:39:02,718 --> 00:39:05,196 I'm kidding. I know we're all part of the same team. 942 00:39:05,201 --> 00:39:07,358 - What team is that? - Yankees. 943 00:39:07,363 --> 00:39:09,200 All the way. Yankees or die. 944 00:39:10,987 --> 00:39:13,024 Well, I hear this place is great. 945 00:39:13,029 --> 00:39:14,726 It is. Get the scallops. 946 00:39:14,731 --> 00:39:16,107 They are perfectly seared. 947 00:39:16,112 --> 00:39:18,649 Ooh. No, I got a texture thing with scallops, honey. 948 00:39:18,654 --> 00:39:20,512 No can do. I can't, no. 949 00:39:20,517 --> 00:39:22,759 Well, save 'em for the grown-ups, right? 950 00:39:25,422 --> 00:39:28,460 - Well, enjoy your dinner. - You, too. 951 00:39:28,465 --> 00:39:30,467 - You, too. - Okay. 952 00:39:33,670 --> 00:39:37,249 - Okay, I would say I love you... - Mm. 953 00:39:37,254 --> 00:39:38,971 ... but I don't really know you that well. 954 00:39:38,976 --> 00:39:40,732 No, go ahead, say it. 955 00:39:40,737 --> 00:39:43,175 Nat and Alice would be thrilled. 956 00:39:43,180 --> 00:39:44,398 What the hell is she talking about? 957 00:39:44,402 --> 00:39:46,559 "Save 'em for the grown-ups". What does she think I am? 958 00:39:46,563 --> 00:39:47,719 Where are you, honey? 959 00:39:47,724 --> 00:39:49,121 - I'm coming. - Go ahead. 960 00:39:59,937 --> 00:40:01,979 Does it hurt to see them together? 961 00:40:04,482 --> 00:40:06,879 I'm sorry. You don't have to answer that. 962 00:40:10,868 --> 00:40:15,553 It was hard for me, at first, to see Nat with Alice. 963 00:40:19,537 --> 00:40:23,276 You make a life with someone, and when it's over, 964 00:40:23,281 --> 00:40:25,283 it's like you're spinning in the dark. 965 00:40:30,729 --> 00:40:34,052 I just really thought that, uh... 966 00:40:37,816 --> 00:40:39,693 Well, at first, when-when she left, 967 00:40:39,698 --> 00:40:41,735 I thought, uh, I thought Tina just needs 968 00:40:41,740 --> 00:40:42,816 some space, you know? 969 00:40:42,821 --> 00:40:44,579 I mean, she's spent practically her entire 970 00:40:44,583 --> 00:40:46,658 adult life in my orbit. 971 00:40:46,663 --> 00:40:49,263 She probably just needs to be front and center for a while. 972 00:40:49,268 --> 00:40:50,284 But then, um... 973 00:40:50,289 --> 00:40:52,291 You thought she'd come back to you. 974 00:40:58,037 --> 00:41:01,055 Carrie's looking over here and she looks pissed. 975 00:41:02,065 --> 00:41:03,879 Now, I don't want to complain again, but here. 976 00:41:03,884 --> 00:41:06,240 They make the font so small, honey. Look. 977 00:41:06,245 --> 00:41:07,842 You're gonna have to read it to me, 978 00:41:07,847 --> 00:41:09,145 'cause I can't even read it. 979 00:41:09,149 --> 00:41:10,868 And if I don't know what's in the dish, sweetie, 980 00:41:10,872 --> 00:41:12,468 - you know what's gonna happen? - What? 981 00:41:12,473 --> 00:41:14,591 - I'm gonna get reflux. - You always say this. 982 00:41:14,596 --> 00:41:16,192 I know, but I'm gonna order something, 983 00:41:16,197 --> 00:41:18,212 I'm gonna get reflux. Gonna ruin my whole night. 984 00:41:19,619 --> 00:41:21,015 Do you think Bette's okay? 985 00:41:21,020 --> 00:41:23,137 - Bette? - Yeah. 986 00:41:23,142 --> 00:41:24,899 No, I don't think she's okay. 987 00:41:24,904 --> 00:41:26,661 I think she's in love with you. 988 00:41:26,666 --> 00:41:29,003 No, she is not. 989 00:41:29,008 --> 00:41:30,605 Yes, she is. 990 00:41:30,610 --> 00:41:33,148 I mean, she's sitting with that beautiful woman, 991 00:41:33,153 --> 00:41:35,590 and all she can do is look over here and stare at you. 992 00:41:35,595 --> 00:41:37,853 Do you think she's beautiful? 993 00:41:37,858 --> 00:41:41,836 Objectively, in, like, a common kind of way, I guess. 994 00:41:41,841 --> 00:41:43,758 Yes, I guess I could say so, 995 00:41:43,763 --> 00:41:45,640 but, honey, she's no you. 996 00:41:45,645 --> 00:41:48,163 Trust me on that one. 997 00:41:48,168 --> 00:41:50,846 And, listen, if you want to order the scallops, 998 00:41:50,851 --> 00:41:52,527 I'll totally try the scallops. 999 00:41:52,532 --> 00:41:54,249 Remember when we were in Mexico 1000 00:41:54,254 --> 00:41:55,711 and you got me to eat that raw fish? 1001 00:41:55,716 --> 00:41:58,354 You said, "It's ceviche. Who knew that was raw fish?" 1002 00:41:58,359 --> 00:41:59,755 - Yeah, I did. - I loved that. 1003 00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:02,339 I don't know why I'm so quick to just throw things away, 1004 00:42:02,343 --> 00:42:03,519 you know what I mean? 1005 00:42:03,524 --> 00:42:06,226 If you want the scallops, I'll do the scallops. 1006 00:42:07,628 --> 00:42:09,630 I think you're beautiful. 1007 00:42:12,553 --> 00:42:15,076 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1008 00:42:17,118 --> 00:42:19,120 That's a nice thing to say. 1009 00:42:21,682 --> 00:42:23,439 I love you. 1010 00:42:23,444 --> 00:42:25,646 I love you, too. 1011 00:42:32,453 --> 00:42:34,651 They're definitely talking about us again. 1012 00:42:34,656 --> 00:42:35,972 - Really? - Mm. 1013 00:42:39,380 --> 00:42:43,219 ♪ Honey, you're so cold ♪ 1014 00:42:43,224 --> 00:42:44,321 Come here. 1015 00:42:44,326 --> 00:42:47,349 ♪ You left me unpatrolled ♪ 1016 00:42:48,990 --> 00:42:51,228 Oh, we're... Wait, we're really doing this? 1017 00:42:51,233 --> 00:42:53,235 Yeah. We're doing this. 1018 00:42:54,076 --> 00:42:57,834 ♪ Do things I don't want to do ♪ 1019 00:42:57,839 --> 00:43:01,678 ♪ Ooh, oh, for you ♪ 1020 00:43:01,683 --> 00:43:04,281 ♪ You terrible thing ♪ 1021 00:43:04,286 --> 00:43:07,825 ♪ You terrible thing, you ♪ 1022 00:43:07,830 --> 00:43:09,727 ♪ Terrible thing ♪ 1023 00:43:09,732 --> 00:43:12,534 ♪ You beautiful thing ♪ 1024 00:43:15,277 --> 00:43:18,721 ♪ You beautiful thing ♪ 1025 00:43:20,242 --> 00:43:22,341 - You're very naughty. - ♪ You terrible thing ♪ 1026 00:43:22,345 --> 00:43:25,303 What are you laughing at? 1027 00:43:25,308 --> 00:43:27,846 Nothing. No. You're just, you're so excited, 1028 00:43:27,851 --> 00:43:29,207 I can barely keep up with you. 1029 00:43:29,212 --> 00:43:31,209 Who knew poker would be so fun, huh? 1030 00:43:31,214 --> 00:43:33,090 - It is fun. - It is. 1031 00:43:33,095 --> 00:43:35,673 I love that. I love seeing you happy. 1032 00:43:35,678 --> 00:43:37,715 Thank you. 1033 00:43:37,720 --> 00:43:40,078 - Oh, ladies first, please. - Oh. 1034 00:43:40,083 --> 00:43:41,439 - Hi. - Hi. 1035 00:43:41,444 --> 00:43:43,042 - Buy in. - Yeah, it's ten, right? 1036 00:43:45,408 --> 00:43:47,410 Yup. 1037 00:43:49,112 --> 00:43:50,168 Hey. 1038 00:43:50,173 --> 00:43:52,170 'Sup? 1039 00:43:52,175 --> 00:43:54,012 Eddie, what's going on? 1040 00:43:54,017 --> 00:43:56,014 - Is there a game tonight? - Nah. 1041 00:43:56,019 --> 00:43:58,662 Not tonight. Shane, why don't you sit down. 1042 00:44:00,063 --> 00:44:02,020 No, I'm okay. I think I can, I can stand. 1043 00:44:02,025 --> 00:44:03,382 Man, sit your ass down. 1044 00:44:03,387 --> 00:44:05,304 You should, you should sit. 1045 00:44:05,309 --> 00:44:07,666 All right, all right, all right. I'm sitting, Tess. Jesus. 1046 00:44:07,671 --> 00:44:08,787 All right. 1047 00:44:08,792 --> 00:44:10,869 Yeah. 1048 00:44:10,874 --> 00:44:13,392 Shane, do you know why I started this poker game? 1049 00:44:13,397 --> 00:44:15,274 - No. - Because I wanted a place 1050 00:44:15,279 --> 00:44:17,596 for Black lesbians to be able to come, 1051 00:44:17,601 --> 00:44:19,278 kick it and just vibe. 1052 00:44:19,283 --> 00:44:23,082 Mainly because y'all take up a lot of space in WeHo. 1053 00:44:23,087 --> 00:44:24,883 That Dinah Shore shit is not for us, 1054 00:44:24,888 --> 00:44:26,806 and I don't fuck with your music. 1055 00:44:26,811 --> 00:44:28,608 It's wack. 1056 00:44:28,613 --> 00:44:31,771 What I wanted to do was sort of bring our worlds together. 1057 00:44:31,776 --> 00:44:35,695 So by allowing you to come into our space, 1058 00:44:35,700 --> 00:44:38,818 I assumed you'd be respectful of my house. 1059 00:44:38,823 --> 00:44:41,941 Uh, okay. I, um, I think you lost me. 1060 00:44:41,946 --> 00:44:43,548 You tried to fuck my wife. 1061 00:44:44,389 --> 00:44:45,745 That was my reaction, too. 1062 00:44:45,750 --> 00:44:47,547 I'm sorry. Hold on. Chloe. 1063 00:44:47,552 --> 00:44:49,789 I had no idea she was your wife. 1064 00:44:49,794 --> 00:44:51,411 Truly, she said nothing. 1065 00:44:51,416 --> 00:44:54,034 She don't really have to say anything to you. 1066 00:44:54,039 --> 00:44:55,795 She can fuck whoever she wants. 1067 00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:57,717 I told you to behave yourself, 1068 00:44:57,722 --> 00:44:59,419 and now the bridge has been burned. 1069 00:44:59,424 --> 00:45:01,242 All right? I can't have you coming in here trying to 1070 00:45:01,246 --> 00:45:02,602 colonize our game night. 1071 00:45:02,607 --> 00:45:03,626 You got to get the fuck out of here 1072 00:45:03,630 --> 00:45:05,525 - and never come back. - Okay, uh, 1073 00:45:05,530 --> 00:45:06,808 I'd just like the money that I just 1074 00:45:06,812 --> 00:45:07,888 passed off for the night. 1075 00:45:07,893 --> 00:45:09,209 10K is gone. 1076 00:45:09,214 --> 00:45:11,496 We just gonna call it reparations. 1077 00:45:13,459 --> 00:45:16,697 That's fair. Yeah. Okay. 1078 00:45:16,702 --> 00:45:18,159 - Let's go. - My apologies. 1079 00:45:18,164 --> 00:45:20,661 - I had no idea. - I'm sorry. 1080 00:45:20,666 --> 00:45:22,304 - Yeah, I-I receive that. - Go. 1081 00:45:22,308 --> 00:45:23,584 All right, I'm going. 1082 00:45:23,589 --> 00:45:24,865 Sorry, Eddie. 1083 00:45:24,870 --> 00:45:26,427 God bless. 1084 00:45:26,432 --> 00:45:27,828 - You, too. - Mm-hmm. 1085 00:45:27,833 --> 00:45:30,951 - Shit. - Oh, my God. 1086 00:45:30,956 --> 00:45:33,394 Jesus Christ. Tess, I swear to God, 1087 00:45:33,399 --> 00:45:35,016 I had no idea that was her wife. 1088 00:45:35,021 --> 00:45:36,177 - I know. - I swear to you. 1089 00:45:36,182 --> 00:45:38,800 - Please trust me. - I know. I know. 1090 00:45:38,805 --> 00:45:41,682 Oh, my God, you should've seen your face though. 1091 00:45:41,687 --> 00:45:42,764 What? Me? 1092 00:45:42,769 --> 00:45:44,345 - You should have seen your face! - No! 1093 00:45:44,350 --> 00:45:46,207 Don't put that on me. You're projecting. 1094 00:46:00,987 --> 00:46:04,025 Um... Hey, hey. 1095 00:46:04,030 --> 00:46:05,707 I-I have to tell you something. 1096 00:46:05,712 --> 00:46:07,949 Okay. 1097 00:46:10,237 --> 00:46:12,714 Um... 1098 00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:14,836 Alice offered me a promotion today. 1099 00:46:14,841 --> 00:46:17,559 That's great, baby! Congratulations! 1100 00:46:17,564 --> 00:46:19,802 I know. It's-it's a lot of work though 1101 00:46:19,807 --> 00:46:22,004 and a lot of responsibility, so... 1102 00:46:22,009 --> 00:46:24,566 I have... I have no doubt that you can handle it. 1103 00:46:24,571 --> 00:46:26,849 Yeah, but we want to start a family. 1104 00:46:26,854 --> 00:46:28,651 Yeah. 1105 00:46:28,656 --> 00:46:31,413 You're gonna look so cute pregnant. 1106 00:46:31,418 --> 00:46:33,696 Oh, God. Mm. 1107 00:46:35,222 --> 00:46:38,100 But I don't want to do both. 1108 00:46:38,105 --> 00:46:40,804 Okay. Well, then tell her, baby. 1109 00:46:40,809 --> 00:46:43,347 Thank her for believing in you, and tell her that right now 1110 00:46:43,351 --> 00:46:46,349 it just doesn't fit in with your plans. 1111 00:46:46,354 --> 00:46:48,356 With our plans. 1112 00:46:49,317 --> 00:46:51,034 I want to have babies with you. 1113 00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:55,158 You're gonna be the best mama ever. 1114 00:46:56,825 --> 00:46:58,842 Oh, my God. 1115 00:46:58,847 --> 00:47:01,604 - I had the weirdest dream last night. - What? 1116 00:47:01,609 --> 00:47:03,326 - Say it. - I-I can't tell you. 1117 00:47:03,331 --> 00:47:05,168 - Stop it. What? Tell me. - Mm. 1118 00:47:05,173 --> 00:47:06,610 Wait, wait. 1119 00:47:06,615 --> 00:47:09,333 Was it a sex dream? 1120 00:47:09,338 --> 00:47:11,655 Tell me everything. Oh, my God. 1121 00:47:11,660 --> 00:47:13,617 I want every detail. 1122 00:47:13,622 --> 00:47:15,198 - About Bette Porter? - Oh... 1123 00:47:15,203 --> 00:47:16,620 - I know. I know. - Whoa. 1124 00:47:16,625 --> 00:47:19,623 I know, I know, I know. It-it... it's weird, but I... 1125 00:47:19,628 --> 00:47:21,425 I feel like it happened for a reason. 1126 00:47:21,430 --> 00:47:23,186 - Okay. - I think it was, like, 1127 00:47:23,191 --> 00:47:25,989 my subconscious trying to tell me to tell you 1128 00:47:25,994 --> 00:47:30,194 that-that I had a crush on her when I worked for her. 1129 00:47:30,199 --> 00:47:33,918 A-And even though it doesn't mean anything, 1130 00:47:33,923 --> 00:47:36,440 I just thought you should know before we got married, you know? 1131 00:47:36,445 --> 00:47:39,303 Mm. Well... 1132 00:47:39,308 --> 00:47:40,965 Ooh. 1133 00:47:40,970 --> 00:47:43,367 I mean, is-is... 1134 00:47:43,372 --> 00:47:45,069 is that all? Just a crush? 1135 00:47:45,074 --> 00:47:47,491 Of course. Oh, God, no. 1136 00:47:47,496 --> 00:47:49,413 Nothing happened. 1137 00:47:49,418 --> 00:47:52,176 - I-I would never do that to you. - Yeah. 1138 00:47:52,181 --> 00:47:53,819 Cheating is, like, deal-breaker shit. 1139 00:47:53,823 --> 00:47:56,080 No, no. I would never. That'd be it. 1140 00:47:56,085 --> 00:47:57,302 - Right. - Like, we'd be done. 1141 00:47:57,307 --> 00:47:58,624 Like, there's no coming back from that. 1142 00:47:58,628 --> 00:48:01,025 No, I-I hear, I hear, hey, I hear you. 1143 00:48:01,030 --> 00:48:02,627 - Yeah? - Loud and clear. 1144 00:48:02,632 --> 00:48:04,309 Okay. 1145 00:48:12,442 --> 00:48:15,400 I love you. You know that? 1146 00:48:21,091 --> 00:48:23,093 I love you. 1147 00:48:25,936 --> 00:48:27,938 Let's get the fuck out of here. 1148 00:48:32,903 --> 00:48:34,259 Yes, baby. 1149 00:48:34,264 --> 00:48:36,262 I'll let you unbutton. 1150 00:48:36,267 --> 00:48:38,264 It just doesn't work. Come here. 1151 00:49:01,292 --> 00:49:02,929 You're so beautiful. 1152 00:50:06,599 --> 00:50:08,316 It was a total disaster. 1153 00:50:08,321 --> 00:50:10,839 Until Tina and Carrie showed up. 1154 00:50:10,844 --> 00:50:12,440 No. 1155 00:50:12,445 --> 00:50:14,242 Oh, God, what did Gigi do? 1156 00:50:14,247 --> 00:50:16,244 Um... 1157 00:50:16,249 --> 00:50:18,507 she was, she was great, actually. 1158 00:50:18,512 --> 00:50:21,049 Oh, I bet she was. Yeah, she's great in crisis. 1159 00:50:21,054 --> 00:50:22,210 - Yeah. - Sure thing. 1160 00:50:22,215 --> 00:50:23,972 - Um, hey... - I'm just gonna... 1161 00:50:23,977 --> 00:50:26,975 No, wait, Bette, hol... Did you, did you guys hook up? 1162 00:50:26,980 --> 00:50:29,137 - Stop it. - Yeah, wait, what happened? 1163 00:50:29,142 --> 00:50:30,560 - Yeah, like, like, anything? - Nothing. 1164 00:50:30,564 --> 00:50:31,564 Kissing or... 1165 00:50:31,569 --> 00:50:34,407 - We want details. - ... fingering or anything? 1166 00:50:34,412 --> 00:50:37,105 Okay. We kissed. 1167 00:50:38,392 --> 00:50:40,829 - What? - Yes, it was... 1168 00:50:40,834 --> 00:50:43,152 Okay, awkward, right? Kind of awkward, you guys? 1169 00:50:43,157 --> 00:50:45,434 You were the one who introduced us. 1170 00:50:45,439 --> 00:50:47,276 I know, but you know. 1171 00:50:47,281 --> 00:50:49,038 Now we share something in common. 1172 00:50:49,043 --> 00:50:50,920 It's just... Yeah, um... 1173 00:50:50,925 --> 00:50:52,782 - Um, we really do. - Did you want to... 1174 00:50:52,787 --> 00:50:54,884 - I got to... I'll be right back. - Do you want to sign it? 1175 00:50:54,888 --> 00:50:55,925 Oh. 1176 00:50:55,930 --> 00:50:57,989 God, I never know what to write in these things. 1177 00:51:00,334 --> 00:51:01,691 - You okay? - Huh? 1178 00:51:01,696 --> 00:51:03,853 Yeah, I got to take care of a thing. 1179 00:51:03,858 --> 00:51:06,335 So, have you heard from Eddie? 1180 00:51:06,340 --> 00:51:08,878 She is not exactly answering my calls. 1181 00:51:08,883 --> 00:51:10,640 Are you serious? 1182 00:51:10,645 --> 00:51:12,582 Yeah. 1183 00:51:12,587 --> 00:51:15,345 Oh, Tess, I'm sorry. I... 1184 00:51:15,350 --> 00:51:17,847 I know you loved working there. I really am sorry. 1185 00:51:17,852 --> 00:51:20,530 Something like that. Yeah. 1186 00:51:20,535 --> 00:51:22,037 Tell me. 1187 00:51:23,078 --> 00:51:26,516 I didn't love it, I needed it. There's a difference. 1188 00:51:26,521 --> 00:51:27,597 Hi. 1189 00:51:27,602 --> 00:51:30,440 Well, let me make it up to you. 1190 00:51:30,445 --> 00:51:33,048 It's okay. You don't owe me anything. 1191 00:51:35,851 --> 00:51:37,853 So what's going on with you two? 1192 00:51:40,135 --> 00:51:41,852 - Hi. How you doing? - Hey. 1193 00:51:41,857 --> 00:51:43,093 - Good. - Let's go. 1194 00:51:43,098 --> 00:51:44,455 All right. Okay. 1195 00:51:44,460 --> 00:51:46,017 You want to be quiet about it. I get it. 1196 00:51:46,021 --> 00:51:48,098 - Are you coming? - Mm-hmm. 1197 00:51:48,103 --> 00:51:50,265 Thank you for inviting me. 1198 00:51:53,148 --> 00:51:55,226 - Hey. - Hey. 1199 00:51:55,231 --> 00:51:57,668 Hi. I got your text message. Is everything okay? 1200 00:51:57,673 --> 00:52:00,511 Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, everything's great. 1201 00:52:00,516 --> 00:52:02,673 Oh, you look incredible, by the way. 1202 00:52:02,678 --> 00:52:04,195 - Thank you. - Yeah. 1203 00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:06,677 - And, uh, I didn't tell her. - Oh, God. Okay. 1204 00:52:06,682 --> 00:52:08,499 - Thank God. Yeah. - And you'll never tell 1205 00:52:08,504 --> 00:52:10,501 - a soul, right? - No. Never. 1206 00:52:10,506 --> 00:52:12,583 Never. No. 1207 00:52:12,588 --> 00:52:16,247 And I think that I can't accept your job offer. 1208 00:52:16,252 --> 00:52:20,697 We just, we, um, we want to start a family. 1209 00:52:22,258 --> 00:52:23,455 Okay. 1210 00:52:23,460 --> 00:52:26,222 Yeah, I mean, I get it. Sure. 1211 00:52:27,824 --> 00:52:29,140 Yeah. 1212 00:52:29,145 --> 00:52:30,942 Are you okay? 1213 00:52:30,947 --> 00:52:32,043 Yeah. 1214 00:52:32,048 --> 00:52:33,985 Um, thank you. 1215 00:52:33,990 --> 00:52:36,027 - Yeah. - I'll, uh, 1216 00:52:36,032 --> 00:52:38,230 I'll see you down there. 1217 00:52:38,235 --> 00:52:39,431 Okay. 1218 00:52:39,436 --> 00:52:41,273 - Yeah. - All right. 1219 00:52:57,214 --> 00:52:58,370 - Oh, hi. - Hey. 1220 00:52:58,375 --> 00:52:59,552 So, where are we sitting? 1221 00:52:59,557 --> 00:53:00,935 Uh, I saved you a seat right here. 1222 00:53:00,939 --> 00:53:02,775 - Oh, where's Nat? - Right behind you. 1223 00:53:04,261 --> 00:53:07,660 Oh. Who is she talking to? Who is that? 1224 00:53:07,665 --> 00:53:10,142 - Uh, probably a caterer. - Oh. 1225 00:53:10,147 --> 00:53:12,825 She always zeros in on a freshly passed app, so... 1226 00:53:12,830 --> 00:53:15,553 Well, those must be some pretty good apps, then. 1227 00:53:16,853 --> 00:53:18,389 - Really? - Well, I mean, just seems 1228 00:53:18,394 --> 00:53:20,499 - like they're hitting it off, that's all. - Oh. 1229 00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:23,876 Okay. Shane, will you hold these? 1230 00:53:23,881 --> 00:53:25,160 Yeah, can you grab me one of those snacks? 1231 00:53:25,164 --> 00:53:26,560 - On a plate? Yeah, yeah, yeah. - The snacks? 1232 00:53:26,564 --> 00:53:28,361 Okay. Excuse me. Sorry. 1233 00:53:28,366 --> 00:53:30,524 - Oh, my God... - Excuse, excuse, excuse, excuse. 1234 00:53:30,528 --> 00:53:31,726 But we got through it. 1235 00:53:31,730 --> 00:53:32,926 - Hi. Hi. Hi. - Hi. 1236 00:53:32,931 --> 00:53:34,407 - Hi. - Hi. 1237 00:53:34,412 --> 00:53:36,770 Um, the wedding is about to start. So we should... 1238 00:53:36,775 --> 00:53:38,852 Okay, great. Um, Marissa, this is my girlfriend A... 1239 00:53:38,857 --> 00:53:41,114 - Do what? - Uh, I was just saying 1240 00:53:41,119 --> 00:53:43,376 that this is my girlfriend Alice, and this is Marissa. 1241 00:53:43,381 --> 00:53:44,978 - Love your show. - Oh. 1242 00:53:44,983 --> 00:53:46,500 Thank you so much. 1243 00:53:46,505 --> 00:53:48,742 Uh, Marissa was just telling me about her husband 1244 00:53:48,747 --> 00:53:51,345 and her girlfriend. 1245 00:53:51,350 --> 00:53:52,646 - Okay. - Yeah. 1246 00:53:52,651 --> 00:53:55,807 Yeah, we tried the whole throuple thing with her ex-wife. 1247 00:53:55,812 --> 00:53:57,330 - Nat was telling me. - Yeah, it was no good. 1248 00:53:57,334 --> 00:54:00,034 - There were moments. - It was, um... 1249 00:54:00,039 --> 00:54:03,677 - Yeah, highs and lows. - I would say it wasn't that great. 1250 00:54:03,682 --> 00:54:05,439 It didn't end well. It ended poorly. 1251 00:54:05,444 --> 00:54:07,841 - It was nice meeting you. - Oh, yeah, nice meeting you. 1252 00:54:07,846 --> 00:54:10,088 - Really nice meeting you. - So, oh, yeah. 1253 00:54:11,771 --> 00:54:13,487 - She's nice. - At this time... 1254 00:54:13,492 --> 00:54:15,210 - Yeah. - ... we'd like to ask all guests 1255 00:54:15,214 --> 00:54:17,216 to please be seated. 1256 00:54:20,379 --> 00:54:22,457 You know, she was actually 1257 00:54:22,462 --> 00:54:24,178 bringing up something kind of interesting. 1258 00:54:24,183 --> 00:54:26,020 Was she? 1259 00:54:26,025 --> 00:54:28,022 - We can talk about it later. - Yeah. 1260 00:54:28,027 --> 00:54:29,704 Okay. 1261 00:56:19,622 --> 00:56:21,624 Wow. 1262 00:56:22,144 --> 00:56:25,027 You look so beautiful. 1263 00:56:27,830 --> 00:56:31,068 Just breathe. 1264 00:56:31,073 --> 00:56:33,111 We're getting married. 1265 00:56:34,237 --> 00:56:36,294 Welcome. 1266 00:56:36,299 --> 00:56:38,997 Thank you all for joining us as we celebrate... 1267 00:56:39,002 --> 00:56:40,798 I love you so much. 1268 00:56:40,803 --> 00:56:43,401 - ... Dani and Sophie. - You know that, right? 1269 00:56:43,406 --> 00:56:46,304 When I look around at the love that... 1270 00:56:46,309 --> 00:56:48,126 Hello? 1271 00:56:49,893 --> 00:56:51,895 Oh, shit. 1272 00:56:52,535 --> 00:56:53,932 Uh... 1273 00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:58,777 - I might need a ride home. - Wait, what? 1274 00:56:58,782 --> 00:57:00,824 What do you think you're doing? 1275 00:57:06,910 --> 00:57:08,647 - Sorry. - What is she doing? 1276 00:57:08,652 --> 00:57:11,715 - Hi. - I think I might know. 1277 00:57:14,038 --> 00:57:16,040 I, uh... 1278 00:57:17,121 --> 00:57:20,079 Oh, boy. I... 1279 00:57:20,084 --> 00:57:22,406 I love you. 1280 00:57:24,028 --> 00:57:25,464 I think I've always loved you, 1281 00:57:25,469 --> 00:57:27,206 and I just didn't want you to get married 1282 00:57:27,211 --> 00:57:28,713 without all that information. 1283 00:57:30,374 --> 00:57:32,051 And if you don't feel the same way, 1284 00:57:32,056 --> 00:57:34,814 I'll leave right now and, you know... 1285 00:57:34,819 --> 00:57:37,742 this will be a great story to tell or something. But, um... 1286 00:57:39,704 --> 00:57:41,746 I do love you. So... 1287 00:57:43,808 --> 00:57:45,810 I'm pretty sure you love me, too. 1288 00:57:46,591 --> 00:57:48,188 S-Sophie, wh-what's going on? 1289 00:57:51,796 --> 00:57:53,673 Sophie, what is she talking about? 1290 00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:57,117 I... 1291 00:58:20,735 --> 00:58:25,263 - I wanted to tell you. - Nothing that you say will make this ok. Ever. 1292 00:58:27,796 --> 00:58:30,176 She took everything. 1293 00:58:30,197 --> 00:58:32,605 This is my life. Empty except for you. 1294 00:58:32,626 --> 00:58:34,579 I thought I was finally doing the right thing. 1295 00:58:35,096 --> 00:58:36,411 Something's going on. 1296 00:58:36,434 --> 00:58:39,347 I'm afraid of what you'll think of me if I tell you. 1297 00:58:39,703 --> 00:58:41,093 I did that DNA website thing. 1298 00:58:41,097 --> 00:58:42,862 And I specifically told you not to. 1299 00:58:42,876 --> 00:58:44,814 - I'm adopted too. - She's not adopted. 1300 00:58:44,838 --> 00:58:46,294 She is our child. 1301 00:58:46,553 --> 00:58:48,029 I care about you, Tess. 1302 00:58:48,053 --> 00:58:51,443 I would give a lot to not feel the way that I'm feeling right now. 1303 00:58:51,466 --> 00:58:52,731 Do you trust me? 1304 00:58:52,841 --> 00:58:55,663 - My editor! Hi. - Hi. You can dig deeper. 1305 00:58:55,683 --> 00:58:57,538 Start to feel like I don't really have a choice. 1306 00:58:57,572 --> 00:58:59,056 Stay as long as you want, 1307 00:58:59,057 --> 00:59:00,908 but I have plans to meet Dani. 1308 00:59:00,914 --> 00:59:02,967 Oh, I didn't know you two were friends. 1309 00:59:04,439 --> 00:59:06,823 The messy parts of people's lives, 1310 00:59:07,045 --> 00:59:08,468 they're always the more relatable. 1311 00:59:08,487 --> 00:59:10,765 Dani. No-one's heard from her. Not one person. 1312 00:59:10,987 --> 00:59:12,943 You meant a lot to me, 1313 00:59:12,963 --> 00:59:15,491 but I am confused. 1314 00:59:15,622 --> 00:59:17,377 I don't know what we are. 1315 00:59:18,035 --> 00:59:23,035 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 93973