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All right,
it's technically the 22nd day
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of Christmas.
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Santa is gearing up
and so is traffic.
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Keep an eye out
for lane closures on the 405
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and an overturned semi
on the 110 near Rosemont.
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Uh-oh!
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We're taking your most embarrassing holiday stories,
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so give us a call.
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If Debby and the Squid like it,
you might win VIP tickets
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to the Rose Bowl pre-show
featuring Patti LaBelle
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and Lance Bass.
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- Russell.
- Hey, Russ.
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How long you been driving
for Jaunt?
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Oh, it's been around
eight months.
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Oh.
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Got a little on the beard.
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You could just set it
right there.
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I'm gonna put it up
in a little bit.
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- You hangin' on that door?
- Yeah.
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I thought
it would look festive.
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Really festive.
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I really appreciate your help.
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Don't worry about it.
Merry Christmas.
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Thanks.
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Charlotte?
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Who's asking?
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Uh, you called for a Jaunt,
right?
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- Russell?
- That's right.
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Do you have any water
or lollies or anything?
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Okay,
I've got some gum maybe.
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How how'd you get a 4.9
without the goodies?
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You might not be able to tell
from the back of my head,
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but I'm charming
as heck.
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We'll see about that.
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You're goin' to
Atwater Village?
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Yep.
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Any route you want me
to take or follow the GPS?
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Dealer's choice.
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You got it.
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Music?
No music.
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I have a USB if you wanna
play your own stuff.
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- Do people actually do that?
- Play their own stuff?
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Yeah.
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Not really.
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That's too bad.
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I feel like it'd be interesting,
you know,
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like, hearing all the
embarrassing shit
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that comes on shuffle
on people's phones.
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Oh yeah.
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It'd be like
a sociological experiment.
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You should try it.
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You wanna be
my first test subject?
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Fuck, no.
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Can I already tell you
what mine would be?
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What's that?
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"Yellow" by Coldplay.
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Sorry.
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How old are you,
if you don't mind me asking?
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I don't mind.
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What year are we in again?
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2018.
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I'm 22.
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And you?
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How old do you think I am?
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Uh, 5...
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You're like, 55.
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55?
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Hey, the front of your head
is much more charming
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than the back of it.
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Thanks.
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My uncle uses Just For Men.
Good stuff.
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- Ugh.
- Highly recommended.
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This is going to be
a long ride.
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Oh, God,
you're so sensitive!
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Are you an actor
or something?
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Not even close.
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Huh.
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Shit. Um, do you think
you could wait for me
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outside my next destination
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and I'll just run in,
I'll be five minutes,
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- I'll come right back out?
- Sure.
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Yeah um,
you just need to go in the app,
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type in the next destination,
it's on the um...
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You can't just like wait
for me like five minutes?
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Yeah, yeah, you just...
if you wanna go somewhere else,
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you go into the app,
you type the next place in.
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I really don't wanna
work that hard.
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We cool?
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
take as long as you need.
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Actually, you know...
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I do have a Christmas party,
sort of a...
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Like a friend
from my last gig kinda thing,
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- it starts around 9:00.
- Mm-hmm.
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Nine-ish.
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So I don't know where
you need to go tonight,
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but I told him that I might...
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Cancel?
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You took the words
right out of my mouth.
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Yeah.
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Just tell me where it is.
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It's this house right here.
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- Okay, so you'll just wait here?
- Yeah.
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I'll be in and out.
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Perfect.
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- Car stays running?
- Yeah.
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Okay.
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Don't leave.
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Go, go, go, go!
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Hey man, watch it.
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Charlotte!
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Who the fuck is this guy?
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Charlotte.
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Open... Oh!
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No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no!
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Charlotte!
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Pedal to the fucking metal!
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Oh, you fucking bitch.
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Jesus Christ,
are you all right?
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Fucking prick.
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That guy hit you?
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Yeah, he's an arsehole.
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- You want me to take you to a police station?
- No.
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But I do need a drink.
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Thanks.
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To world peace.
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Okay.
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Do you come here a lot?
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Here?
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No.
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Atwater?
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Yes.
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I uh, used to share
some office space out here
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in my previous life.
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That's funny.
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People usually think
they're like Mozart or Napoleon
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in their past life,
but you...
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You shared an office space
in Atwater.
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No. Not...
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Not a past life, jeez,
that would be depressing.
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No, my uh, previous life
before driving.
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What about you?
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Probably Claudette Colbert.
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She died the day I was born.
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No, do you come
to Atwater a lot?
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Sure.
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That was my ex's place,
in case you couldn't tell.
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Seems like kind of a dick.
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Kinda.
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So what did you do
in this previous
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- Atwater life of yours?
- Hmm?
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Oh, um,
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tech, you know,
development stuff.
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Sounds boring.
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You know,
that travel app Far Away?
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Yeah.
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I developed that.
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- Bullshit.
- I did.
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Give me my 5 hundy back.
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Hell no.
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What? You just do this
driving shit for fun?
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No.
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I uh...
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I let my partner buy me out
before they went public.
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That explains the sweet ride.
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Yeah,
I got that after the buyout.
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Probably not the smartest way
to drop 70K.
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Hindsight's 20/20
and all that jazz, I guess.
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You're still a zygote.
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Someday, you'll look back
at that one moment
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where you picked the path
of least resistance
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and everything
just went to shit.
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But I hope I'm wrong.
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You know what
they say about uh,
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choosing the road
less traveled?
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They are probably right.
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Anyway, sorry,
you paid for fun.
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So what about you?
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How'd you wind up out here?
You're from...
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- Australia.
- Right.
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Actress or something?
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Or something.
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- Any family out here?
- No.
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Going back there
for the holidays?
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There isn't really a there
to go back to.
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Um, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to...
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Don't you get tired
of hearing people talk
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about themselves all day?
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Well, it's better
than hearing myself prattle on
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for eight hours a day,
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answering the same
five questions.
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"How long have you
been doing this?"
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"Do you do other
drive shares?"
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Uh, "What's the furthest out
you've had to drive?"
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- Where is the furthest out you've had to drive?
- Coachella.
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No way.
They make you do that?
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Yeah, some people
even had to go to Las Vegas.
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Good to know.
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Hmm, Shakespeare
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or a Marilyn Monroe quote about twinkly stars?
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Uh, the only phrase
that can make a happy man sad
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and a sad man happy.
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You're so worldly, Rusty.
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Let's get out of here.
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Let me drive.
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What?
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I had half a beer,
you had two.
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Trust me, I'm fine.
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See?
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Hmm?
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Watch.
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Sharp as a tack.
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Keys.
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Do you even have a license?
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Yes.
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In California?
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Give me the keys.
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Are you paying me
to drive or to argue?
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Get in.
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Look,
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after 55 years
or whatever you said,
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I think I would know
when I'm too drunk to drive.
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Two beers
plus a pound of bar mix
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does not equal inebriation.
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Indigestion, maybe,
but not inebriation.
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You're right.
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I'm sorry, I just...
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I forget that someone
who weighs like 250 pounds
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could probably drink
like a six pack
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without getting drunk.
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2... 200 and fifty... what?
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You wear it well.
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I mean, like, I'm sure
there's some muscle under there.
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Ooh, thanks.
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And don't get so defensive
about it.
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Thank... thank you so much.
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Seriously, though,
what do you weigh?
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Like 195?
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174.
Thank you very much.
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, that's... that's actually
quite respectable.
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If I give you back 100 bucks,
will you cool it on the digs?
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Probably not.
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Oh, will you make
a turn over there?
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Where are we going now?
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I don't know.
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Don't you just like driving
at night sometimes?
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No.
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Oh, look at those
pretty lights.
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Fuck, he's still breathin'.
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Oh, Jesus Christ,
we gotta call 911.
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Hold on.
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Just take a deep breath.
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Let's just think this through.
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He's practically dead.
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He's gotta go to a hospital.
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Are you stupid?
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You take him
to a fucking hospital
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and they'll lock you up.
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How about we...
we just swing by a hospital
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and drop him off?
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You know,
the uh, emergency room?
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And say it... it... it was
like a... a hit-and-run
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that we witnessed.
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I mean I...
I don't know.
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W... we...
we can't just leave him here.
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Is everything all right?
268
00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:19,986
I'm sorry,
my boyfriend's shitfaced
269
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,823
and he's acting like a dick.
270
00:16:22,755 --> 00:16:25,860
Frank, honey, get up.
271
00:16:25,893 --> 00:16:27,995
I thought I heard a bang
out here or something.
272
00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:29,830
Oh, jeez, I'm sorry.
273
00:16:29,862 --> 00:16:32,799
Uh, he jumped out of the car
while we were driving.
274
00:16:32,832 --> 00:16:34,401
He's not normally like this.
275
00:16:34,434 --> 00:16:35,702
He looks pretty bad.
276
00:16:35,736 --> 00:16:38,539
Yeah, he got fired from work
this afternoon
277
00:16:38,572 --> 00:16:41,542
and it's just been really shit.
278
00:16:41,574 --> 00:16:42,709
Honey.
279
00:16:42,742 --> 00:16:44,945
Frank, get up.
280
00:16:46,045 --> 00:16:48,715
Frank, you're making a scene.
281
00:16:49,783 --> 00:16:50,851
Get up.
282
00:16:51,617 --> 00:16:52,853
Help me.
283
00:16:53,953 --> 00:16:55,589
Let's put him in the backseat.
284
00:17:08,768 --> 00:17:10,037
He all right?
285
00:17:11,671 --> 00:17:13,873
Yeah, he's just really worried
with Christmas coming up,
286
00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:15,943
and it's gonna be really hard
for him to find a job
287
00:17:15,976 --> 00:17:17,044
until the new year,
288
00:17:17,076 --> 00:17:19,446
and... and his sister
just had another miscarriage.
289
00:17:19,479 --> 00:17:20,380
Oh, hey, no, no.
290
00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:22,550
I... I... I understand,
it... yeah, it's...
291
00:17:22,582 --> 00:17:24,017
It's rough out there.
292
00:17:24,051 --> 00:17:25,520
Merry Christmas!
293
00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:44,538
Fuck, I can only get
like one bar out here.
294
00:17:44,571 --> 00:17:46,073
Just look up
a fucking hospital!
295
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:49,143
There's one in Glendale.
It's only got 2.5 stars.
296
00:17:49,176 --> 00:17:51,011
It doesn't matter
how many stars it has!
297
00:17:51,044 --> 00:17:51,978
Where is it?
298
00:17:52,012 --> 00:17:53,648
- Central Avenue.
- Fine.
299
00:17:57,551 --> 00:17:58,720
Here.
300
00:17:59,852 --> 00:18:01,154
Put that away.
301
00:18:01,188 --> 00:18:02,756
I can't keep it.
302
00:18:03,090 --> 00:18:05,360
I still expect you
to finish the job.
303
00:18:08,528 --> 00:18:09,362
No.
304
00:18:09,397 --> 00:18:11,532
We drop him off
and then I drop you off.
305
00:18:11,564 --> 00:18:13,868
- I don't think so, Rusty.
- I don't care what you think.
306
00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:14,869
You should.
307
00:18:14,901 --> 00:18:16,937
I am the sole witness
to a pretty bad crime.
308
00:18:16,969 --> 00:18:18,037
It was an accident.
309
00:18:18,071 --> 00:18:20,006
Yeah, but moving him,
putting him into your car...
310
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,609
All your idea.
311
00:18:21,641 --> 00:18:22,876
I was just tryin'
to help you.
312
00:18:22,909 --> 00:18:24,711
Help me or help you?
313
00:18:24,745 --> 00:18:26,781
I just think it's best
we don't involve the cops.
314
00:18:26,813 --> 00:18:28,483
We're still dropping him off.
315
00:18:41,961 --> 00:18:43,797
Like you said,
it was an accident.
316
00:18:44,063 --> 00:18:45,900
I mean,
look at Inspector Gadget.
317
00:18:45,932 --> 00:18:49,502
He literally hit someone
and he is sweet.
318
00:18:49,535 --> 00:18:50,403
What?
319
00:18:50,437 --> 00:18:52,540
You know,
the Inspector Gadget guy?
320
00:18:52,573 --> 00:18:53,774
Matthew Broderick?
321
00:18:53,806 --> 00:18:54,974
Yeah.
322
00:18:55,007 --> 00:18:56,544
Oh, Christ.
323
00:19:01,881 --> 00:19:04,051
Oh, jeez.
324
00:19:04,985 --> 00:19:06,486
It's okay, man!
You're okay!
325
00:19:06,919 --> 00:19:08,022
We're on our way
to a hospital.
326
00:19:08,054 --> 00:19:08,988
Help him!
327
00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:10,124
With what?
328
00:19:13,726 --> 00:19:14,728
Dude,
329
00:19:16,563 --> 00:19:18,131
what the fuck just happened?
330
00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:26,174
Yeah, I think he...
he might be dead.
331
00:19:28,007 --> 00:19:29,509
He's dead.
332
00:19:31,945 --> 00:19:33,146
Oh, my God!
333
00:19:33,179 --> 00:19:35,650
Well, at least, you don't
have to go to the hospital now.
334
00:19:47,261 --> 00:19:48,963
Dude, wake up.
335
00:19:51,163 --> 00:19:52,632
Come on, man.
336
00:19:52,666 --> 00:19:54,001
Wake up.
337
00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:55,535
Wake up!
338
00:19:59,773 --> 00:20:01,876
Oh, Jesus Christ.
339
00:20:03,274 --> 00:20:04,077
This isn't happening.
340
00:20:04,111 --> 00:20:06,179
This is some crazy
fuckin' nightmare
341
00:20:06,213 --> 00:20:07,748
and all of a sudden
I'm gonna be in a Ferris wheel
342
00:20:07,781 --> 00:20:09,550
with my eighth grade
math teacher or something
343
00:20:09,582 --> 00:20:10,684
any minute now.
344
00:20:11,618 --> 00:20:13,154
Did you check his pocket
for goodies?
345
00:20:13,620 --> 00:20:14,988
Don't touch him!
346
00:20:15,188 --> 00:20:16,657
Ow!
347
00:20:17,724 --> 00:20:19,059
It's not like he cares.
348
00:20:47,019 --> 00:20:48,255
What?
349
00:20:49,989 --> 00:20:52,092
You're acting
like this is no big deal,
350
00:20:52,124 --> 00:20:55,228
which is really fucking
with my mind right now.
351
00:20:55,262 --> 00:20:58,666
Aren't you guilty
or worried or I... I...
352
00:20:58,698 --> 00:21:02,969
I don't know, freaked out,
nauseated, something?
353
00:21:03,003 --> 00:21:03,771
I don't know.
354
00:21:03,803 --> 00:21:05,573
Do you have some
kinda record?
355
00:21:05,605 --> 00:21:07,640
Is that why you didn't want me
to call the cops?
356
00:21:07,673 --> 00:21:09,242
You're tryin' to cover
your own ass?
357
00:21:10,274 --> 00:21:10,744
I don't need this.
358
00:21:10,776 --> 00:21:12,645
- What?
- I wanna get out of the car.
359
00:21:12,678 --> 00:21:14,314
- Are you insane?
- I wanna get out.
360
00:21:14,415 --> 00:21:15,516
W... wait, wait.
361
00:21:15,548 --> 00:21:18,217
You're j... you're just
gonna stick me with this guy?
362
00:21:18,251 --> 00:21:20,688
I wanted to leave him there,
and call the cops,
363
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:23,356
and you're just gonna stick me
with the fuckin' dead guy?
364
00:21:23,390 --> 00:21:25,626
Well, are we in this together
or not?
365
00:21:26,759 --> 00:21:28,261
Because I feel
like I've been pretty cool
366
00:21:28,294 --> 00:21:29,796
throughout this whole situation.
367
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:30,997
Seriously?
368
00:21:31,031 --> 00:21:33,133
I don't need this.
Pull over.
369
00:21:54,987 --> 00:21:57,791
All right,
we're in this together.
370
00:21:57,823 --> 00:21:59,892
We're in this together.
371
00:21:59,926 --> 00:22:01,195
Just get back in the car.
372
00:22:02,396 --> 00:22:03,598
No.
373
00:22:04,798 --> 00:22:07,067
- Where are you gonna go?
- I'll just get another ride.
374
00:22:08,067 --> 00:22:09,903
Get in the car, please.
375
00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:12,672
Please.
376
00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:13,540
No.
377
00:22:13,573 --> 00:22:15,375
Look,
I'll give you your money back.
378
00:22:19,146 --> 00:22:20,348
I need you.
379
00:22:21,814 --> 00:22:23,784
You're resourceful and kinda...
380
00:22:25,017 --> 00:22:26,386
- Deviant.
- Thank you.
381
00:22:26,419 --> 00:22:28,855
Plus that guy is really hard
to carry by myself.
382
00:22:29,855 --> 00:22:31,891
Put the money away, Rusty,
it's tacky.
383
00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:35,696
- Can I drive?
- No.
384
00:22:48,941 --> 00:22:50,009
You sure they're still open?
385
00:22:50,043 --> 00:22:51,712
Yelp says they close
at 10:00.
386
00:22:54,246 --> 00:22:56,883
All right,
we got 12 minutes.
387
00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:58,718
Well, you parked
so bloody far away.
388
00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:00,087
Why'd you have to do that?
389
00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:01,988
It's gonna take us fuckin'
10 minutes to walk there.
390
00:23:04,157 --> 00:23:06,025
You sure he's okay here?
391
00:23:06,059 --> 00:23:07,995
What's he gonna do?
392
00:23:08,928 --> 00:23:10,096
He's dead.
393
00:23:14,034 --> 00:23:15,703
Do we cover him up?
394
00:23:16,136 --> 00:23:17,738
It's dark.
395
00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:19,306
What if somebody comes by?
396
00:23:19,339 --> 00:23:21,275
- Like who?
- I don't know.
397
00:23:21,307 --> 00:23:26,713
I don't know like, vagrants
or maybe cops on patrol?
398
00:23:28,247 --> 00:23:31,418
- Well, do you wanna stay here while I go in?
- No.
399
00:23:31,450 --> 00:23:33,120
Okay. Um...
400
00:23:34,821 --> 00:23:37,257
- Should I stay here, keep watch and you go in?
- No.
401
00:23:42,161 --> 00:23:43,396
Good evening.
402
00:23:44,563 --> 00:23:47,767
Just stick with the plan
and quit acting suspicious.
403
00:23:47,801 --> 00:23:49,169
I'm sorry,
I didn't realize "good evening"
404
00:23:49,201 --> 00:23:50,503
was an admission of guilt.
405
00:23:50,536 --> 00:23:51,871
Just get your shit
406
00:23:51,905 --> 00:23:53,708
and meet me back
at the register.
407
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:54,901
Good evening.
408
00:24:54,935 --> 00:24:56,270
Hey.
409
00:24:57,838 --> 00:24:59,239
Ah, those look nice.
410
00:24:59,272 --> 00:25:00,506
Your mom's really
gonna like that purple one,
411
00:25:00,540 --> 00:25:02,343
it goes with her um...
412
00:25:03,976 --> 00:25:04,745
What do you call them?
413
00:25:04,777 --> 00:25:06,146
Things they hang up
on the wall?
414
00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:09,448
A dreamcatcher?
415
00:25:09,482 --> 00:25:10,884
No.
416
00:25:10,917 --> 00:25:13,153
No, it's uh,
it's what makes the noise.
417
00:25:13,186 --> 00:25:15,823
Uh, you know what I mean?
418
00:25:16,523 --> 00:25:19,359
You know, it uh, yeah,
the wind...
419
00:25:19,391 --> 00:25:22,595
wind goes through it
and then... chimes!
420
00:25:24,096 --> 00:25:26,098
Wind chimes.
421
00:25:26,131 --> 00:25:27,601
It'll match her purple
wind chimes.
422
00:25:27,633 --> 00:25:29,602
She loves her wind chimes.
423
00:25:29,636 --> 00:25:31,138
She loves them.
424
00:25:31,537 --> 00:25:33,005
Doing some pruning.
425
00:25:33,038 --> 00:25:34,239
You know, mom thinks
it's very important
426
00:25:34,274 --> 00:25:36,843
we cut the tips of the plants,
so they don't get overgrown.
427
00:25:37,977 --> 00:25:39,345
She knows.
428
00:25:39,379 --> 00:25:41,448
Actually, I work in plumbing.
429
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:42,949
Cool.
430
00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:44,885
- Darling?
- Hmm?
431
00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:46,553
Are we not supposed
to get a saw or an axe
432
00:25:46,585 --> 00:25:47,621
or something like that?
433
00:25:47,653 --> 00:25:49,388
I changed my mind.
434
00:25:49,421 --> 00:25:50,923
Mom's gonna be pissed.
435
00:25:50,957 --> 00:25:53,393
Well, she'll just
have to get over it.
436
00:26:00,432 --> 00:26:03,236
Those are actually buy one,
get one 50% off.
437
00:26:03,269 --> 00:26:05,104
Oh, then we don't
have to share.
438
00:26:06,907 --> 00:26:07,941
You want a bag?
439
00:26:07,974 --> 00:26:08,976
I'll hold these.
440
00:26:09,008 --> 00:26:10,844
It's $84.31.
441
00:26:20,053 --> 00:26:22,956
- You folks need any help out to your car?
- No.
442
00:26:22,988 --> 00:26:24,290
No, thank you.
443
00:26:52,151 --> 00:26:53,586
Come on, hurry up.
444
00:27:32,292 --> 00:27:34,227
Why do I feel like
you've done this before?
445
00:27:40,332 --> 00:27:41,567
This is so fucked.
446
00:27:41,601 --> 00:27:43,003
What are even gonna do
when we get there?
447
00:27:43,035 --> 00:27:44,036
Get our shit.
448
00:27:44,070 --> 00:27:45,472
Oh, yes, of course.
449
00:27:45,505 --> 00:27:47,239
Uh, "Excuse me,
sir or ma'am,
450
00:27:47,273 --> 00:27:49,307
uh, we'd like to get
our shit back.
451
00:27:49,309 --> 00:27:51,011
Don't worry,
you can keep the body."
452
00:27:51,044 --> 00:27:52,079
I wasn't planning on asking.
453
00:27:52,111 --> 00:27:53,279
What, you're just gonna
hit him over the head
454
00:27:53,313 --> 00:27:53,980
with your hammer?
455
00:27:54,014 --> 00:27:55,314
Don't you want your car back?
456
00:27:55,348 --> 00:27:56,350
Probably not.
457
00:27:56,382 --> 00:27:57,683
It's probably better this way.
458
00:27:57,717 --> 00:28:00,120
I report the car stolen,
some asshole has it,
459
00:28:00,152 --> 00:28:03,222
they killed the dude,
no harm, no foul.
460
00:28:03,255 --> 00:28:05,025
"I don't know, officer,
we just got carjacked."
461
00:28:05,057 --> 00:28:06,258
- No.
- This is perfect.
462
00:28:06,292 --> 00:28:08,095
This is our perfect out.
463
00:28:13,733 --> 00:28:14,601
What are you doing?
464
00:28:14,633 --> 00:28:16,469
Getting our shit back.
465
00:28:16,503 --> 00:28:17,704
Oh, God!
466
00:28:17,736 --> 00:28:21,041
Look, I'll buy you new jewelry
467
00:28:21,073 --> 00:28:23,509
or whatever it is
you've got in there, just...
468
00:28:23,543 --> 00:28:24,644
This isn't worth it.
469
00:28:26,079 --> 00:28:27,481
Real nice, arsehole!
470
00:28:27,514 --> 00:28:29,750
Okay, okay,
let's just stick with the one
471
00:28:29,783 --> 00:28:31,986
vehicular manslaughter
for today.
472
00:29:25,638 --> 00:29:27,207
Where's the fucking body?
473
00:29:28,474 --> 00:29:30,811
I don't know. This whole thing
has been really fuckin' crazy.
474
00:29:30,843 --> 00:29:32,645
Look, I know, I know,
I know, okay?
475
00:29:33,813 --> 00:29:35,582
But I need to get
that suitcase back.
476
00:29:36,615 --> 00:29:38,784
We're still talking about
the goddamn suitcase.
477
00:29:38,817 --> 00:29:41,153
I told you,
it's not worth it!
478
00:29:41,187 --> 00:29:42,856
The body is gone.
479
00:29:42,889 --> 00:29:44,658
The suitcase is a really
distant second
480
00:29:44,690 --> 00:29:45,858
to the missing body!
481
00:29:45,891 --> 00:29:47,861
- Okay, you wait here.
- What?
482
00:29:47,893 --> 00:29:49,094
You wait here,
I'll run inside.
483
00:29:49,129 --> 00:29:52,532
If I'm not back in five minutes,
just take the car and scram.
484
00:29:52,564 --> 00:29:53,265
Oh, you're just gonna
knock on the door
485
00:29:53,298 --> 00:29:54,633
and beat the guy
with the hammer?
486
00:29:54,667 --> 00:29:56,669
No, I'm gonna break in,
487
00:29:56,703 --> 00:29:58,539
then I'm gonna beat the guy
with the hammer.
488
00:30:02,242 --> 00:30:03,444
Okay,
489
00:30:04,476 --> 00:30:06,846
Jesus Christ,
I hope you're still there.
490
00:30:13,285 --> 00:30:14,554
What?
491
00:30:15,889 --> 00:30:17,189
I got mugged two months ago.
492
00:30:17,223 --> 00:30:18,892
You've had that
the whole time.
493
00:30:20,159 --> 00:30:22,129
I'm sorry, you're right.
494
00:30:22,161 --> 00:30:24,630
I guess it would have been handy
when that guy flipped you off
495
00:30:24,663 --> 00:30:26,499
or maybe we could have
just held up the hardware store
496
00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:28,301
instead of paying for those
goddamn plants and shit.
497
00:30:28,333 --> 00:30:29,870
Do you even know
how to use that?
498
00:30:29,902 --> 00:30:31,438
If you want,
I can wait here
499
00:30:31,470 --> 00:30:33,172
and you can just go inside
with that hammer.
500
00:30:34,506 --> 00:30:35,708
I fucking hate you.
501
00:31:27,226 --> 00:31:28,227
Where is it?
502
00:31:29,161 --> 00:31:31,731
I will give you 10 seconds
to get out.
503
00:31:34,633 --> 00:31:35,935
- Russell!
- Let her go.
504
00:31:40,473 --> 00:31:42,976
You are in way over your head,
man.
505
00:31:43,008 --> 00:31:44,477
Shut up.
506
00:31:45,945 --> 00:31:47,514
The suitcase?
507
00:32:03,428 --> 00:32:04,765
All right?
508
00:32:05,864 --> 00:32:07,433
Grab it and let's go.
509
00:32:11,938 --> 00:32:13,640
What do you wanna do
with him?
510
00:32:13,672 --> 00:32:15,409
Nothing.
Let's go.
511
00:32:15,842 --> 00:32:18,445
2SBI653?
512
00:32:19,411 --> 00:32:20,313
Excuse me?
513
00:32:20,346 --> 00:32:22,982
It's your license plate
number, right?
514
00:32:23,650 --> 00:32:24,951
Yeah.
515
00:32:25,618 --> 00:32:26,452
Let's go.
516
00:32:26,486 --> 00:32:28,655
Look, you want money
or something?
517
00:32:28,688 --> 00:32:30,323
A fuckin' ride to the ER?
I don't know.
518
00:32:30,355 --> 00:32:31,357
Can't we work
something out here?
519
00:32:31,390 --> 00:32:32,159
Have you lost your mind?
520
00:32:32,191 --> 00:32:33,726
He knows
my license plate number.
521
00:32:33,759 --> 00:32:35,261
He's gonna call
the fucking cops!
522
00:32:35,294 --> 00:32:36,996
- Bingo.
- Bull shit.
523
00:32:37,030 --> 00:32:38,999
The fuck are you listening
to this bitch for?
524
00:32:39,798 --> 00:32:41,267
Leave the case.
525
00:32:41,301 --> 00:32:42,836
It's like none of this
ever happened.
526
00:32:44,403 --> 00:32:45,571
Fuck no.
527
00:32:46,839 --> 00:32:48,708
- Leave it.
- Nope.
528
00:32:50,575 --> 00:32:52,911
I'm not goin' to jail
over your goddamn suitcase,
529
00:32:52,945 --> 00:32:54,014
leave it!
530
00:32:54,046 --> 00:32:55,515
Nope.
531
00:32:55,814 --> 00:32:58,451
Charlotte, we're going.
532
00:33:03,855 --> 00:33:05,057
You really think
I'm gonna let you
533
00:33:05,091 --> 00:33:06,892
fuck this up for me again?
534
00:33:20,939 --> 00:33:22,441
Shit.
535
00:33:22,874 --> 00:33:24,577
Now, we really gotta bury him.
536
00:33:26,579 --> 00:33:27,547
What do you think,
like some sheets
537
00:33:27,580 --> 00:33:29,383
or something to wrap him up in?
538
00:33:29,649 --> 00:33:33,320
Or maybe a shower curtain liner,
you know, less dripping.
539
00:33:33,352 --> 00:33:34,853
I'm sorry, what?
540
00:33:34,887 --> 00:33:37,890
Russell,
we need to get him out of here.
541
00:33:38,725 --> 00:33:39,892
What difference does it make?
542
00:33:39,926 --> 00:33:41,660
Uh, you...
you hit him with the car.
543
00:33:41,694 --> 00:33:43,930
I shot him, he was dead,
then he wasn't, now he is.
544
00:33:45,564 --> 00:33:46,533
Oh.
545
00:33:46,565 --> 00:33:47,633
Oh, God.
546
00:33:47,667 --> 00:33:50,736
I don't... I don't think
I have the stomach for this.
547
00:33:51,603 --> 00:33:53,707
It was an accident?
548
00:33:53,739 --> 00:33:55,474
Accidents happen.
549
00:33:57,642 --> 00:33:59,078
But this...
550
00:34:00,112 --> 00:34:02,615
Wha...
551
00:34:04,449 --> 00:34:06,719
What the fuck
is wrong with you?
552
00:34:09,055 --> 00:34:09,889
You wait here,
553
00:34:09,923 --> 00:34:12,325
I'll go find something
to wrap him in.
554
00:34:13,059 --> 00:34:16,028
Maybe you can find a ginger ale
in the fridge or something
555
00:34:16,061 --> 00:34:18,030
to settle that weak-ass
stomach of yours.
556
00:34:18,064 --> 00:34:19,599
But in 10 minutes,
I'm gonna be back
557
00:34:19,631 --> 00:34:21,501
and you're gonna help me carry him out.
558
00:34:21,534 --> 00:34:22,869
Understood?
559
00:34:27,572 --> 00:34:28,708
Okay.
560
00:34:29,409 --> 00:34:30,843
Great.
561
00:35:20,559 --> 00:35:21,762
Look what I found.
562
00:35:22,561 --> 00:35:23,896
It's raining cats and dogs.
563
00:35:25,030 --> 00:35:28,000
Weird choice,
but I kinda like it.
564
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:29,668
No?
565
00:35:31,671 --> 00:35:32,873
Let's wrap him up.
566
00:35:44,050 --> 00:35:45,485
You got any troubles?
567
00:35:45,818 --> 00:35:46,820
Yeah.
568
00:35:47,019 --> 00:35:48,455
Good, let's go.
569
00:36:12,711 --> 00:36:14,180
- What?
- Nothing, hold on.
570
00:36:23,756 --> 00:36:25,759
- What's so funny?
- Sorry, what?
571
00:36:26,224 --> 00:36:31,664
You... never mind.
572
00:36:33,633 --> 00:36:35,569
Don't you think this song
is kinda dark?
573
00:36:36,702 --> 00:36:38,872
Like, isn't it a bad thing
if babies don't cry?
574
00:36:38,905 --> 00:36:41,740
Couldn't they turn out to be
down syndrome or something?
575
00:36:41,773 --> 00:36:45,143
I think it's just implying
that He was a really good baby.
576
00:36:45,177 --> 00:36:46,278
Hmm.
577
00:36:49,749 --> 00:36:51,517
Top five
favorite Christmas songs.
578
00:36:52,352 --> 00:36:55,221
Um, uh, I would say,
number one,
579
00:36:55,253 --> 00:36:58,223
"All I Want for Christmas Is
You", Mariah Carey, obviously.
580
00:36:58,256 --> 00:37:01,193
- Two, "Frosty the Snowman" by Michael Bubl�.
- What?
581
00:37:01,227 --> 00:37:04,030
Um, three,
582
00:37:04,063 --> 00:37:05,898
"Christmas in Harlem"
by Kanye West.
583
00:37:05,932 --> 00:37:06,866
That's a good one.
584
00:37:06,898 --> 00:37:09,201
Um, hmm.
585
00:37:09,235 --> 00:37:10,736
What's that rockin' song
in Home Alone
586
00:37:10,769 --> 00:37:12,704
where Kevin's tryin'
to scare away the robbers,
587
00:37:12,738 --> 00:37:14,640
and he puts the mannequin
on the turntable,
588
00:37:14,673 --> 00:37:16,175
and then he has
that cardboard cut-out
589
00:37:16,207 --> 00:37:18,677
of um, uh, Michael Jackson.
590
00:37:18,711 --> 00:37:19,812
It's Michael Jordan.
591
00:37:19,845 --> 00:37:22,615
Yeah,
those are probably my favorite
592
00:37:22,648 --> 00:37:23,716
and I can't think
of another one,
593
00:37:23,749 --> 00:37:25,118
so I probably only have
a top four.
594
00:37:25,151 --> 00:37:26,252
What are yours?
595
00:37:26,285 --> 00:37:27,820
Yeah, yeah, those are good.
596
00:37:27,852 --> 00:37:29,021
You don't like them?
597
00:37:30,322 --> 00:37:31,857
Uh, the Mariah Carey one
is nice.
598
00:37:31,890 --> 00:37:34,026
Oh come on, get into it!
599
00:37:34,293 --> 00:37:36,296
Okay, I... I was...
I was always partial
600
00:37:36,329 --> 00:37:40,099
to "The Little Drummer Boy" duet
between Bowie and Bing Crosby.
601
00:37:40,131 --> 00:37:42,200
Fuck, how can you listen
to Bing Crosby?
602
00:37:42,233 --> 00:37:45,003
You know,
he raped like 50 million women.
603
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:51,577
No, not Bill Cosby.
Bing Crosby.
604
00:37:51,610 --> 00:37:52,711
What's the matter with you?
605
00:37:52,744 --> 00:37:54,212
There's a lot
to keep track of.
606
00:37:54,246 --> 00:37:55,581
I guess.
607
00:37:56,014 --> 00:37:57,082
You don't know.
608
00:37:57,115 --> 00:37:58,351
Well, how far
are you making me drive?
609
00:37:58,383 --> 00:38:01,019
Why? Are you still planning
on tryin' to make that party?
610
00:38:01,052 --> 00:38:03,322
Well, we might need
to stop for gas soon.
611
00:38:05,758 --> 00:38:08,761
Well, I really enjoyed
your sob story earlier.
612
00:38:08,793 --> 00:38:10,929
You know,
about your life turning to shit,
613
00:38:10,963 --> 00:38:13,967
and your girlfriend leaving you,
all that stuff.
614
00:38:15,066 --> 00:38:17,302
But somehow
you had a really cool friend
615
00:38:17,336 --> 00:38:19,372
throwing a Christmas party
that you ditched
616
00:38:19,405 --> 00:38:20,872
to hang out with me.
617
00:38:20,905 --> 00:38:23,075
That guy wouldn't bail me out.
618
00:38:25,744 --> 00:38:28,880
And what about you
and this hilarious texter?
619
00:38:28,914 --> 00:38:29,982
You're sitting there,
yuckin' it up,
620
00:38:30,014 --> 00:38:31,950
but before you're acting
like your whole family died
621
00:38:31,983 --> 00:38:33,218
in a house fire
and you're the only one
622
00:38:33,251 --> 00:38:34,920
- that made it out alive.
- Shut the fuck up!
623
00:38:34,954 --> 00:38:37,222
What mumsy and dadsy
cut off your Amex Black
624
00:38:37,256 --> 00:38:40,093
and you're practically or...
Ow, Jesus!
625
00:38:40,358 --> 00:38:42,961
You don't talk
about my family.
626
00:38:42,994 --> 00:38:44,130
Alright.
627
00:38:44,162 --> 00:38:46,064
Christ.
I'm sorry.
628
00:38:48,934 --> 00:38:50,870
- Do you wanna talk about...
- No.
629
00:38:50,903 --> 00:38:51,705
Okay.
630
00:39:04,883 --> 00:39:06,918
Well, what I said
before was true.
631
00:39:06,952 --> 00:39:08,154
I don't have...
632
00:39:08,186 --> 00:39:10,288
Look, Rusty,
I'm sure you've made some
633
00:39:10,322 --> 00:39:13,660
very shitty decisions
in your life and yeah,
634
00:39:13,693 --> 00:39:15,093
- your girlfriend left you.
- Wife.
635
00:39:15,126 --> 00:39:16,195
Whatever, okay?
636
00:39:16,227 --> 00:39:18,697
I don't care
and I'm not interested.
637
00:39:18,731 --> 00:39:20,332
- I was just tryin' to make...
- Well, don't.
638
00:39:21,834 --> 00:39:24,337
Because our shit is different.
639
00:39:25,470 --> 00:39:27,039
You got that right.
640
00:39:31,744 --> 00:39:33,146
12 miles that way.
641
00:39:34,479 --> 00:39:36,682
Oh, bury a lot of bodies
out in Winchester?
642
00:39:36,715 --> 00:39:38,016
Nah, just this one.
643
00:40:21,459 --> 00:40:22,996
Grab the feet.
644
00:40:36,008 --> 00:40:37,444
There's no one around here.
645
00:40:38,209 --> 00:40:39,845
Hello?
646
00:40:41,113 --> 00:40:42,482
See?
647
00:40:45,785 --> 00:40:47,253
Go get the shovels.
648
00:41:14,380 --> 00:41:15,881
What now?
649
00:41:20,285 --> 00:41:21,887
We've gotta get rid
of his fingers and teeth.
650
00:41:21,921 --> 00:41:23,189
Yeah.
651
00:41:23,389 --> 00:41:25,358
No, I'll dig the hole.
652
00:41:25,390 --> 00:41:27,793
You do whatever it is
you're gonna do with those.
653
00:41:27,827 --> 00:41:28,494
You sure?
654
00:41:28,526 --> 00:41:30,429
Absolute-fucking-lutely.
655
00:41:31,530 --> 00:41:32,999
Suit yourself.
656
00:41:33,032 --> 00:41:35,066
You know,
if they find him,
657
00:41:35,099 --> 00:41:37,435
they can probably identify him
using his DNA.
658
00:41:37,468 --> 00:41:39,438
Yeah,
but why make it easy for them?
659
00:41:52,952 --> 00:41:55,421
Poor, stupid,
presumptuous Frank.
660
00:41:57,523 --> 00:41:59,191
Frank?
661
00:41:59,224 --> 00:42:02,327
Yeah, my drunk boyfriend,
remember we told that guy.
662
00:42:04,563 --> 00:42:06,398
Remember?
663
00:42:06,432 --> 00:42:07,967
Sure.
664
00:42:08,967 --> 00:42:11,204
So I guess
I just take the hammer.
665
00:42:25,351 --> 00:42:28,019
Oh, they're all
going inside his mouth, gross.
666
00:42:28,052 --> 00:42:29,020
You done?
667
00:42:31,490 --> 00:42:32,892
Yeah.
668
00:42:48,941 --> 00:42:51,311
I'm gonna just have to
pick them out of his mouth.
669
00:42:56,014 --> 00:42:57,449
Gross.
670
00:42:58,983 --> 00:43:01,353
I'm glad this is so hilarious.
671
00:43:01,387 --> 00:43:03,423
Well, if I don't laugh,
I'll cry.
672
00:43:03,956 --> 00:43:04,923
You don't cry.
673
00:43:04,956 --> 00:43:08,526
Okay, well, if I don't laugh,
I'll throw up.
674
00:43:08,559 --> 00:43:10,061
Fair enough.
675
00:43:13,432 --> 00:43:15,602
Did your parents ever do
that This Little Piggy thing?
676
00:43:16,068 --> 00:43:16,968
Sure.
677
00:43:17,003 --> 00:43:18,905
This little piggy
went to the market,
678
00:43:18,938 --> 00:43:21,240
this little piggy went...
679
00:43:22,340 --> 00:43:24,343
- Home.
- Yeah, I got it.
680
00:43:25,410 --> 00:43:28,613
This little piggy
went wee, wee, wee
681
00:43:28,646 --> 00:43:30,148
all the way home.
682
00:43:30,182 --> 00:43:31,015
You all done?
683
00:43:31,050 --> 00:43:33,151
Mm,
I got five little piggies left.
684
00:43:33,184 --> 00:43:35,188
Think you can do
without the commentary?
685
00:43:36,220 --> 00:43:38,690
Rusty doesn't want
the commentary, Frank.
686
00:43:38,724 --> 00:43:40,359
Stop callin' him "Frank".
687
00:43:40,392 --> 00:43:42,962
Frankly,
I don't give a franking Frank.
688
00:43:43,695 --> 00:43:44,930
Just...
689
00:43:44,963 --> 00:43:46,698
stop humanizing him.
690
00:43:46,731 --> 00:43:50,035
I'm sure this is like a typical
Saturday night for you,
691
00:43:50,068 --> 00:43:51,436
but I'm just trying
to get through this
692
00:43:51,470 --> 00:43:53,572
without projectile vomiting,
okay?
693
00:43:53,604 --> 00:43:54,639
Just...
694
00:43:54,673 --> 00:43:58,444
finish the thing with the hand
and cover him up.
695
00:43:58,477 --> 00:44:00,179
Jesus Christ!
696
00:44:01,079 --> 00:44:03,048
This little piggy
went to the market,
697
00:44:03,081 --> 00:44:04,983
this little piggy went home.
698
00:44:05,017 --> 00:44:06,152
This little piggy went
699
00:44:06,184 --> 00:44:08,654
all the way wee, wee,
wee, wee home.
700
00:44:10,555 --> 00:44:11,557
Done.
701
00:44:30,476 --> 00:44:32,178
Maybe we shouldn't wrap him up
in plastic,
702
00:44:32,211 --> 00:44:33,678
it might fuck up the decaying.
703
00:44:36,148 --> 00:44:37,182
You're probably right.
704
00:44:37,215 --> 00:44:38,049
You know,
every bit of plastic
705
00:44:38,084 --> 00:44:40,152
that's ever been made
is still around.
706
00:44:40,184 --> 00:44:42,020
- Bullshit.
- It's true.
707
00:44:42,787 --> 00:44:44,189
What about if you burn it?
708
00:44:44,222 --> 00:44:45,457
Are you done or what?
709
00:44:46,624 --> 00:44:48,494
- It'll go faster if you help.
- I already did my bit.
710
00:44:50,396 --> 00:44:51,564
Fine.
711
00:45:47,285 --> 00:45:48,686
Help me out, Rusty?
712
00:45:53,592 --> 00:45:55,327
You look like
you've done this before.
713
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:56,595
Really?
714
00:45:56,628 --> 00:45:59,398
I did a little landscaping
in college.
715
00:45:59,430 --> 00:46:01,467
There used to be
this office park.
716
00:46:02,568 --> 00:46:05,338
- I had to sit on the lawn mower.
- Let's get him in.
717
00:46:52,450 --> 00:46:53,653
Let's cover him up.
718
00:47:14,472 --> 00:47:15,874
Hey, what do you wanna do
about those?
719
00:47:15,907 --> 00:47:17,307
Burn 'em.
720
00:47:17,309 --> 00:47:18,276
What?
721
00:47:18,309 --> 00:47:20,445
I thought you said
you can't destroy plastic.
722
00:47:20,479 --> 00:47:22,181
That doesn't sound right.
723
00:47:22,747 --> 00:47:24,582
Do you have a lighter?
724
00:47:24,615 --> 00:47:25,818
No.
725
00:47:31,722 --> 00:47:34,492
Hey,
you can't just burn that here.
726
00:47:34,526 --> 00:47:35,527
Why?
727
00:47:35,561 --> 00:47:38,463
Because there's...
there's brush everywhere.
728
00:47:38,497 --> 00:47:40,332
We should have got like acid
or something.
729
00:47:40,365 --> 00:47:42,468
- Acid?
- Yeah, you know...
730
00:47:45,903 --> 00:47:47,472
Follow me.
731
00:47:53,211 --> 00:47:55,514
I would fucking kill
for a cigarette right now.
732
00:47:56,948 --> 00:47:58,885
Or a vape.
733
00:47:59,383 --> 00:48:00,852
A vape would be good.
734
00:48:00,885 --> 00:48:03,421
You know, they have
French-toast-flavored vape.
735
00:48:05,791 --> 00:48:07,493
Now, I feel like French toast.
736
00:48:09,394 --> 00:48:12,798
French toast with bacon,
and strawberries,
737
00:48:12,831 --> 00:48:14,666
and caramelized banana.
738
00:48:15,434 --> 00:48:17,468
And like a side of fruit,
739
00:48:17,501 --> 00:48:18,536
but not cheap, good fruit,
740
00:48:18,570 --> 00:48:20,872
like with mango,
and blueberries,
741
00:48:20,905 --> 00:48:23,342
and kiwi fruit,
and passion fruit,
742
00:48:23,374 --> 00:48:25,811
and a latte.
743
00:48:25,843 --> 00:48:27,813
In tho...
one of those big bowls
744
00:48:27,845 --> 00:48:29,648
they serve in like,
French places,
745
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:30,816
you know what I'm
talkin' about?
746
00:48:30,849 --> 00:48:32,318
Or room service.
747
00:48:32,351 --> 00:48:34,253
I'd love room service right now.
748
00:48:35,553 --> 00:48:39,224
I love the little mini jams
and stuff they give you.
749
00:48:39,258 --> 00:48:40,259
They're so cute.
750
00:48:40,291 --> 00:48:42,227
And the butter's all cold.
751
00:48:42,260 --> 00:48:43,963
Except sometimes the eggs
get sweaty,
752
00:48:43,996 --> 00:48:45,698
'cause they put that
cover on it.
753
00:48:46,965 --> 00:48:49,267
- That... What's that cover called?
- Hmm?
754
00:48:49,300 --> 00:48:50,668
You know, that silver cover
they give you,
755
00:48:50,702 --> 00:48:52,338
like, to cover your food.
756
00:48:52,371 --> 00:48:53,539
Cloche.
757
00:48:53,639 --> 00:48:54,807
Cloche.
758
00:48:55,606 --> 00:48:58,276
Yeah, sweaty eggs are no good.
759
00:48:58,309 --> 00:48:59,744
They need to sort that out.
760
00:49:10,289 --> 00:49:12,225
Just a little bit longer.
761
00:49:15,394 --> 00:49:17,529
- This would be a really good day.
- What?
762
00:49:17,561 --> 00:49:19,598
Not the bloody part,
dipshit,
763
00:49:21,332 --> 00:49:23,936
but like driving out of LA,
764
00:49:23,968 --> 00:49:26,938
going for a night walk,
the fire.
765
00:49:26,972 --> 00:49:28,374
I mean, we're basically
in a fucking
766
00:49:28,407 --> 00:49:29,475
Hershey's commercial right now.
767
00:49:29,508 --> 00:49:32,711
All we need is a guy jamming
on an acoustic guitar,
768
00:49:32,744 --> 00:49:35,046
and a dog wearing a really cool,
like bandana,
769
00:49:35,079 --> 00:49:37,015
and uh, maybe like airstream,
770
00:49:37,048 --> 00:49:38,883
like, one of those vintage ones,
you know,
771
00:49:38,916 --> 00:49:41,986
with the... those lights,
the stringy lights,
772
00:49:42,019 --> 00:49:43,488
the Edisony ones.
773
00:49:43,521 --> 00:49:45,423
Do you know if there's a lake
nearby here,
774
00:49:45,456 --> 00:49:46,825
'cause that'll be perfect.
775
00:49:50,628 --> 00:49:51,930
What are you doing?
776
00:49:52,097 --> 00:49:53,733
Tryin' to make sure
we destroyed it all.
777
00:49:58,602 --> 00:50:00,539
Let's go.
778
00:50:00,572 --> 00:50:01,941
But we just got here.
779
00:50:03,941 --> 00:50:05,777
Wait a sec!
780
00:50:05,811 --> 00:50:08,079
We've had a crazy fucking night,
we should be good by now.
781
00:50:08,113 --> 00:50:09,648
It's like that...
it's like that football team
782
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:11,082
that landed in the mountains,
they ate their coach
783
00:50:11,115 --> 00:50:11,784
or something.
784
00:50:11,816 --> 00:50:14,352
Like, that shit makes you tight.
785
00:50:14,385 --> 00:50:18,056
Sweet motherfucking Jesus,
please stop talking.
786
00:50:40,912 --> 00:50:42,615
What's your move, Rusty?
787
00:50:42,981 --> 00:50:44,050
What the fuck is this?
788
00:50:45,751 --> 00:50:46,985
A fake Goyard.
789
00:50:47,017 --> 00:50:48,521
Open it.
790
00:50:53,557 --> 00:50:55,660
What's the name
on the driver's license?
791
00:50:59,731 --> 00:51:01,700
- Francis.
- Frank.
792
00:51:02,534 --> 00:51:03,736
Benjamin Newton.
793
00:51:05,102 --> 00:51:06,604
You knew this guy?
794
00:51:07,606 --> 00:51:10,109
- No.
- Did you plan this whole fucking thing?
795
00:51:10,142 --> 00:51:11,744
Please.
796
00:51:11,776 --> 00:51:13,611
How'd you know his name?
797
00:51:14,012 --> 00:51:15,414
Just looks like a Frank.
798
00:51:15,447 --> 00:51:17,816
Stop bullshitting!
799
00:51:20,084 --> 00:51:21,853
I've seen him around.
800
00:51:23,454 --> 00:51:24,856
We weren't friends.
801
00:51:24,889 --> 00:51:26,090
I mean,
he's barely an acquaintance.
802
00:51:26,124 --> 00:51:29,495
I'm just good
at learning names.
803
00:51:29,528 --> 00:51:30,863
The girl who served us
at the store tonight,
804
00:51:30,896 --> 00:51:32,164
her name was um, Iris.
805
00:51:32,197 --> 00:51:33,666
Shut it!
806
00:51:34,499 --> 00:51:35,968
What's in the suitcase?
807
00:51:36,901 --> 00:51:39,137
- My stuff.
- Mm-hmm.
808
00:51:39,171 --> 00:51:42,707
What is in the suitcase?
809
00:51:42,740 --> 00:51:45,043
It's my personal shit,
okay?
810
00:51:45,443 --> 00:51:46,746
Get out of the car.
811
00:51:47,111 --> 00:51:48,046
Ha-ha.
812
00:51:48,079 --> 00:51:51,150
Either you tell me
what's in the suitcase
813
00:51:51,182 --> 00:51:54,619
or you can get out
and I'll open it myself.
814
00:51:54,653 --> 00:51:55,721
You wouldn't understand.
815
00:51:55,753 --> 00:51:57,088
Try me.
816
00:52:00,559 --> 00:52:01,727
Okay.
817
00:52:02,626 --> 00:52:04,028
Be my guest.
818
00:52:40,499 --> 00:52:41,667
Satisfied?
819
00:52:41,700 --> 00:52:43,001
What's it for?
820
00:52:43,034 --> 00:52:45,503
I told you
you wouldn't understand.
821
00:52:50,041 --> 00:52:51,677
What the fuck are you doing?
822
00:52:58,215 --> 00:52:59,884
What the fuck?
823
00:53:01,720 --> 00:53:03,055
Okay!
824
00:53:05,023 --> 00:53:06,624
Okay, okay!
825
00:53:06,858 --> 00:53:07,793
You win!
826
00:53:08,793 --> 00:53:10,095
I'll show you!
827
00:53:40,224 --> 00:53:41,259
It's a key.
828
00:53:41,293 --> 00:53:42,827
I got that.
829
00:53:44,095 --> 00:53:45,964
For a room.
830
00:53:45,997 --> 00:53:47,500
Uh-huh.
831
00:53:48,900 --> 00:53:51,736
It's a very,
very strange room.
832
00:53:56,874 --> 00:53:59,911
I have never hit a woman
in my entire life.
833
00:54:01,947 --> 00:54:03,981
Not Jenny Mansky
in third grade
834
00:54:04,014 --> 00:54:05,884
when she pants me
on field day.
835
00:54:06,584 --> 00:54:09,153
Not Richa Choudhary,
she kicked me in the nuts
836
00:54:09,186 --> 00:54:13,191
every fucking time we were
sparring partners in boxing.
837
00:54:14,224 --> 00:54:16,728
Not my ex-wife, never.
838
00:54:17,896 --> 00:54:20,832
But you're gonna tell me
what the fuck is going on
839
00:54:20,865 --> 00:54:22,834
or I swear to God.
840
00:54:24,668 --> 00:54:27,705
- It unlocks a room that has a machine in it.
- And?
841
00:54:31,943 --> 00:54:37,182
It can, you know,
like, rewind.
842
00:54:37,215 --> 00:54:40,885
Are you talking about
like, a video store?
843
00:54:42,720 --> 00:54:44,856
That we've been
chasing down the key
844
00:54:44,889 --> 00:54:47,226
to a goddamn blockbuster
this whole time?
845
00:54:47,858 --> 00:54:49,727
You can like,
846
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:53,631
go back earlier
in the night, like rewind.
847
00:55:18,155 --> 00:55:19,023
You're telling me that you...
848
00:55:19,057 --> 00:55:22,695
You currently possess a key
849
00:55:23,727 --> 00:55:24,996
that opens a room
850
00:55:26,898 --> 00:55:28,733
that houses a machine
851
00:55:30,001 --> 00:55:33,171
that lets you
go back in time?
852
00:55:36,006 --> 00:55:37,175
Yes.
853
00:55:38,142 --> 00:55:39,744
Wow.
854
00:55:40,144 --> 00:55:41,780
So uh, I mean,
855
00:55:42,881 --> 00:55:45,217
you're just
straight up loony tunes.
856
00:55:45,249 --> 00:55:47,352
Fuck off.
857
00:55:47,686 --> 00:55:49,321
Was Frank your boyfriend?
858
00:55:49,354 --> 00:55:50,889
Frank?
859
00:55:52,090 --> 00:55:52,890
No.
860
00:55:53,992 --> 00:55:55,293
Was he the guy
you took the case from?
861
00:55:55,325 --> 00:55:56,961
The one you said hit you?
862
00:55:57,896 --> 00:55:59,231
It's complicated.
863
00:56:12,142 --> 00:56:13,378
Where are we going?
864
00:56:13,410 --> 00:56:14,679
You tell me.
865
00:56:14,713 --> 00:56:16,180
You're gonna show me.
866
00:56:16,213 --> 00:56:17,382
What?
867
00:56:17,749 --> 00:56:19,084
You got a fucking
time machine?
868
00:56:19,117 --> 00:56:20,252
I wanna see that.
869
00:56:33,030 --> 00:56:34,465
- Ancient Rome?
- No.
870
00:56:34,499 --> 00:56:35,901
Belle �poque?
871
00:56:35,934 --> 00:56:37,235
I don't know what that is.
872
00:56:37,267 --> 00:56:38,035
Woodstock?
873
00:56:38,068 --> 00:56:40,237
- No.
- So when?
874
00:56:40,271 --> 00:56:42,039
You can only go as far back
as you were born.
875
00:56:42,072 --> 00:56:44,041
Jesus, why the fuck
are we driving so slow?
876
00:56:44,075 --> 00:56:46,278
I'm not capping off the
evening with a speeding ticket.
877
00:56:46,311 --> 00:56:48,280
- We can fix that.
- Uh-huh.
878
00:56:53,450 --> 00:56:55,454
So does it, you know,
879
00:56:56,820 --> 00:56:58,723
affect anything?
880
00:56:59,189 --> 00:57:01,092
You're not gonna come back
with low testosterone,
881
00:57:01,126 --> 00:57:02,894
- if that's what you mean.
- What?
882
00:57:02,927 --> 00:57:04,296
No. Uh,
883
00:57:04,329 --> 00:57:05,798
like reality.
884
00:57:06,999 --> 00:57:08,901
Aren't you supposed to be
careful not to change anything?
885
00:57:10,235 --> 00:57:12,303
I mean,
then what's the point?
886
00:57:12,336 --> 00:57:14,739
Aren't you worried
that you know,
887
00:57:14,773 --> 00:57:17,742
killing Frank or meeting me...
888
00:57:18,876 --> 00:57:23,047
whatever, like totally mess up
the fabric of reality
889
00:57:23,081 --> 00:57:24,849
either yours or everybody's?
890
00:57:24,883 --> 00:57:26,318
Hasn't yet.
891
00:57:26,351 --> 00:57:28,053
How many times
have you done it?
892
00:57:28,086 --> 00:57:29,421
Don't know.
893
00:57:29,454 --> 00:57:30,889
And what do you do?
894
00:57:31,456 --> 00:57:32,825
Play games and stuff.
895
00:57:34,025 --> 00:57:36,528
So just to be clear,
896
00:57:36,561 --> 00:57:40,097
you're saying you can travel
back in time
897
00:57:40,131 --> 00:57:44,436
and yet we just spent an hour
burying a guy in the desert.
898
00:57:47,372 --> 00:57:49,508
It's all part of the
experience, Rusty.
899
00:57:49,541 --> 00:57:50,441
You gotta be careful
900
00:57:50,476 --> 00:57:52,843
I know a guy who got nabbed
for assault
901
00:57:52,876 --> 00:57:54,278
before he could get
to the room.
902
00:57:54,311 --> 00:57:56,814
That is some rookie shit,
I would never do that.
903
00:57:56,847 --> 00:57:58,249
Oh, I almost forgot.
904
00:58:03,188 --> 00:58:05,157
Done and done.
905
00:58:19,503 --> 00:58:21,005
What's a herald angel?
906
00:58:26,177 --> 00:58:27,813
Have we met before?
907
00:58:27,845 --> 00:58:28,546
Hmm?
908
00:58:28,579 --> 00:58:30,448
No, this is a new one.
909
00:58:31,582 --> 00:58:33,418
- And Frank?
- That's the place.
910
00:58:50,602 --> 00:58:52,137
Shit.
911
00:58:59,910 --> 00:59:01,412
Okay, we're almost
at the house,
912
00:59:01,445 --> 00:59:03,247
so just don't fuck this up.
913
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:04,916
You should just run this red.
914
00:59:04,948 --> 00:59:06,985
We'll gun it straight
to the house.
915
00:59:07,017 --> 00:59:08,452
I can jump us back.
916
00:59:09,287 --> 00:59:10,856
Uh-huh.
917
00:59:16,293 --> 00:59:18,062
It's green, dipshit.
918
00:59:32,910 --> 00:59:34,445
- What are you doing?
- I'll handle it.
919
00:59:35,178 --> 00:59:36,981
Wait till I get out of the car
and then book it.
920
00:59:37,014 --> 00:59:37,882
No.
921
00:59:37,916 --> 00:59:39,551
- Then let me talk.
- Absolutely not.
922
00:59:39,584 --> 00:59:40,652
I'm good with people.
923
00:59:40,684 --> 00:59:43,554
That is not a thing anyone
has said about you ever.
924
01:00:00,604 --> 01:00:02,240
- Good evening.
- Uh, good evening.
925
01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:04,541
Did I do something wrong?
926
01:00:04,575 --> 01:00:06,011
Well, you know,
you got a busted taillight
927
01:00:06,043 --> 01:00:07,244
on the driver's side there.
928
01:00:07,278 --> 01:00:08,346
Oh, really?
929
01:00:08,378 --> 01:00:09,514
Yep.
930
01:00:09,546 --> 01:00:11,615
I'm sorry, officer, uh...
931
01:00:11,648 --> 01:00:14,919
I was helping her move earlier,
so maybe it happened then.
932
01:00:14,952 --> 01:00:16,954
- Where you moving to?
- She's uh,
933
01:00:16,988 --> 01:00:19,524
she's leaving
an abusive relationship.
934
01:00:19,557 --> 01:00:21,226
She file a restraining order?
935
01:00:21,992 --> 01:00:24,328
No, but that's a good idea.
You should consider that.
936
01:00:24,361 --> 01:00:26,064
Fuck off.
937
01:00:28,499 --> 01:00:30,435
Let me see your license
and registration, please.
938
01:00:30,468 --> 01:00:31,503
Sure.
939
01:00:31,535 --> 01:00:32,970
Here you go.
940
01:00:33,271 --> 01:00:34,506
Excuse me.
941
01:00:41,412 --> 01:00:42,680
I'll be right back.
942
01:00:46,217 --> 01:00:47,251
I thought you said
you could handle it.
943
01:00:47,285 --> 01:00:49,654
I was handling it
until you opened your mouth.
944
01:00:49,686 --> 01:00:51,322
Do you know that guy?
945
01:00:51,356 --> 01:00:53,024
I don't know. They all
start to blend together.
946
01:00:53,057 --> 01:00:53,659
Uh-huh.
947
01:01:03,401 --> 01:01:04,970
- Give me your gun.
- No.
948
01:01:05,003 --> 01:01:06,939
- C'mon.
- Absolutely not.
949
01:01:09,773 --> 01:01:11,142
Okay, fine.
950
01:01:19,082 --> 01:01:20,285
Wait.
951
01:01:20,318 --> 01:01:21,687
What are you doing?
952
01:02:06,363 --> 01:02:08,465
Why the fuck
did you have to do that?
953
01:02:08,499 --> 01:02:09,534
You're welcome.
954
01:02:09,566 --> 01:02:10,568
You're welcome?
955
01:02:10,601 --> 01:02:12,303
Calm down, I can fix it.
956
01:02:12,336 --> 01:02:14,171
What?
With your time machine?
957
01:02:16,374 --> 01:02:17,709
Stop whining.
Come on, let's go.
958
01:02:20,311 --> 01:02:21,513
Ah!
959
01:02:22,780 --> 01:02:23,615
Stop it.
960
01:02:27,751 --> 01:02:28,452
Stop!
961
01:02:31,822 --> 01:02:33,323
We done?
962
01:02:33,356 --> 01:02:34,324
Uh-huh.
963
01:02:34,358 --> 01:02:36,461
Now, get in the fucking car
and trust me.
964
01:03:06,858 --> 01:03:07,792
This?
965
01:03:07,825 --> 01:03:09,361
Yeah.
966
01:03:14,532 --> 01:03:16,501
You've got like a murder
dungeon in there.
967
01:03:16,534 --> 01:03:17,501
Please.
968
01:03:17,535 --> 01:03:19,370
And you're near the bait.
969
01:03:19,403 --> 01:03:22,340
Some sicko is gonna make a pair
of chaps out of my leg skin?
970
01:03:22,372 --> 01:03:23,775
Gross.
971
01:03:26,744 --> 01:03:29,180
We only got like 15, 20 minutes
before the cops show up.
972
01:03:32,916 --> 01:03:35,352
And your douche wagon
kinda sticks out around here.
973
01:04:45,322 --> 01:04:47,191
I'm just gonna give you
a little taste.
974
01:05:13,751 --> 01:05:17,722
Year, month, day, time.
975
01:05:19,023 --> 01:05:20,892
And enter.
976
01:05:41,845 --> 01:05:43,280
Charlotte.
977
01:05:43,713 --> 01:05:44,949
Who's asking?
978
01:05:52,456 --> 01:05:53,258
What?
979
01:05:53,523 --> 01:05:54,592
Ah!
980
01:05:54,624 --> 01:05:55,525
Again?
981
01:05:55,559 --> 01:05:57,294
That's for not believing me.
982
01:06:06,470 --> 01:06:08,372
- I mean...
- I know, right?
983
01:06:08,405 --> 01:06:11,409
Uh, I don't even know
how to process this,
984
01:06:11,441 --> 01:06:13,043
I mean, how does it even work?
985
01:06:13,077 --> 01:06:14,579
Fuck if I know.
986
01:06:14,945 --> 01:06:16,581
Come on, let's go.
987
01:06:18,548 --> 01:06:20,450
Couldn't we have jumped
to before you shot him?
988
01:06:20,483 --> 01:06:21,651
Nah,
989
01:06:21,684 --> 01:06:23,553
it was funnier when I got
to kick you in the nuts again.
990
01:06:23,586 --> 01:06:25,989
Do you just jump around
doing shit like this?
991
01:06:26,023 --> 01:06:27,291
Sometimes this,
992
01:06:27,325 --> 01:06:28,626
sometimes other stuff.
993
01:06:28,659 --> 01:06:29,660
One time, we went to Vegas,
994
01:06:29,693 --> 01:06:31,996
and won $800,000
in blackjack.
995
01:06:32,028 --> 01:06:33,430
Another time,
we poked a hole
996
01:06:33,463 --> 01:06:35,599
in every condom
in CVS in Tarzana.
997
01:06:36,901 --> 01:06:37,869
Who's we?
998
01:06:37,901 --> 01:06:40,405
There's a bunch of us
who know about the key.
999
01:06:40,438 --> 01:06:42,039
It's part of the game.
1000
01:06:42,072 --> 01:06:43,775
Do all of you do this?
1001
01:06:43,807 --> 01:06:45,709
- Do what?
- Kill cops and shit.
1002
01:06:46,910 --> 01:06:48,313
Well, you're acting like
it's a permanent thing.
1003
01:06:48,345 --> 01:06:49,179
It's not a permanent thing,
1004
01:06:49,213 --> 01:06:50,447
we can always go back
and change it.
1005
01:06:50,481 --> 01:06:51,448
But you never thought,
1006
01:06:51,481 --> 01:06:53,317
"Well, maybe I should
stop 9/11 or something."
1007
01:06:53,351 --> 01:06:57,854
Okay, so you're telling me
if you had one chance,
1008
01:06:57,887 --> 01:07:01,625
one chance to time travel,
that's the moment you choose?
1009
01:07:11,535 --> 01:07:13,071
I don't know when I choose.
1010
01:07:13,738 --> 01:07:15,073
See?
1011
01:07:15,539 --> 01:07:16,741
You wanna act all high
and mighty,
1012
01:07:16,773 --> 01:07:19,777
but you ask anyone one wish.
1013
01:07:21,678 --> 01:07:23,514
And you know what
they're not wishing for?
1014
01:07:24,981 --> 01:07:26,784
World peace.
1015
01:07:39,798 --> 01:07:43,068
Mmm, I love the smell
of the woods.
1016
01:07:58,448 --> 01:08:00,151
You still have
that cop's gun?
1017
01:08:00,184 --> 01:08:01,586
Yeah.
1018
01:08:06,423 --> 01:08:07,458
What the fuck?!
1019
01:08:07,492 --> 01:08:10,628
Seems foolish to have evidence
on you like that.
1020
01:08:10,660 --> 01:08:12,729
Oh, Rusty.
1021
01:08:12,762 --> 01:08:16,601
I don't waste one brain cell
worrying about that shit.
1022
01:08:16,634 --> 01:08:17,769
Must be nice.
1023
01:08:17,802 --> 01:08:19,036
It is.
1024
01:08:37,554 --> 01:08:38,789
Where do you think you're going?
1025
01:08:39,723 --> 01:08:40,959
I thought we were going back.
1026
01:08:41,925 --> 01:08:42,826
Back where?
1027
01:08:42,861 --> 01:08:44,961
Before the cop...
before I killed Frank,
1028
01:08:44,995 --> 01:08:47,564
before you killed Frank
a second time, I don't know.
1029
01:08:47,598 --> 01:08:48,700
Nah-uh.
1030
01:09:07,518 --> 01:09:08,520
What?
1031
01:09:09,786 --> 01:09:11,555
You're welcome to stay
here if you like,
1032
01:09:11,589 --> 01:09:13,724
but I'm pretty sure the cops
are gonna show up any minute.
1033
01:09:13,756 --> 01:09:14,724
No, no, no, no, no, no.
1034
01:09:14,758 --> 01:09:16,094
We're fixing all this.
1035
01:09:16,626 --> 01:09:18,696
It's been a fun ride, Rusty,
but it's over.
1036
01:09:22,165 --> 01:09:23,668
You're pinning
all this on me?
1037
01:09:23,701 --> 01:09:24,803
You said I was deviant.
1038
01:09:27,271 --> 01:09:28,706
And you were right.
1039
01:10:12,316 --> 01:10:13,251
Ah!
1040
01:10:13,284 --> 01:10:14,853
Ah!
1041
01:10:25,094 --> 01:10:26,129
Oh shit.
1042
01:10:27,665 --> 01:10:28,900
Where is it?
1043
01:10:32,670 --> 01:10:34,672
Rusty, you motherfucker,
let me in!
1044
01:10:34,705 --> 01:10:36,707
You don't deserve it,
it's all garbage.
1045
01:10:36,740 --> 01:10:37,775
Everything you do with it
is garbage.
1046
01:10:37,808 --> 01:10:39,977
You preachy fuck,
just let me in!
1047
01:10:40,009 --> 01:10:41,978
No.
No fucking way.
1048
01:10:42,012 --> 01:10:43,648
Okay.
1049
01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:45,950
Okay, fine, we go together.
We go back together.
1050
01:10:45,982 --> 01:10:48,552
I can take you back
to before we met
1051
01:10:48,585 --> 01:10:50,954
and uh, I'll get an Uber
or something,
1052
01:10:50,987 --> 01:10:53,857
and you can go back
to your pathetic taxi life!
1053
01:10:56,927 --> 01:10:58,896
Russell!
1054
01:11:18,616 --> 01:11:19,951
Go! Go, go, go, go, go!
1055
01:11:22,620 --> 01:11:25,289
Charlotte!
1056
01:13:44,460 --> 01:13:46,430
What? You just do this
driving shit for fun?
1057
01:13:48,965 --> 01:13:51,369
I let my partner
buy me out.
1058
01:14:04,881 --> 01:14:06,750
- Can I get a black and tan?
- Yeah.
1059
01:14:11,789 --> 01:14:13,057
- You mind?
- Not at all.
1060
01:14:25,035 --> 01:14:26,303
Waiting for somebody?
1061
01:14:26,335 --> 01:14:28,472
Yeah.
1062
01:14:28,504 --> 01:14:30,206
Super flaky chick.
1063
01:14:30,240 --> 01:14:31,976
Sometimes it's better
if they don't show at all.
1064
01:14:33,043 --> 01:14:34,144
Ain't that the truth?
1065
01:14:35,012 --> 01:14:37,247
How about you?
1066
01:14:38,214 --> 01:14:39,449
Nah.
1067
01:14:40,049 --> 01:14:43,754
I'm uh, celebrating alone.
1068
01:14:44,521 --> 01:14:46,090
What you celebrating?
1069
01:14:46,956 --> 01:14:50,026
This app I invented
is about to go public.
1070
01:14:51,594 --> 01:14:53,063
Fuck, man.
1071
01:14:53,964 --> 01:14:55,866
- I got that one.
- Yep.
1072
01:14:55,898 --> 01:14:57,468
Thanks.
1073
01:15:00,536 --> 01:15:02,138
To new beginnings.
1074
01:15:04,040 --> 01:15:05,242
New beginnings.
1075
01:16:46,074 --> 01:16:51,074
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