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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,845 --> 00:00:14,845 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:35,376 All right, it's technically the 22nd day 3 00:00:35,409 --> 00:00:36,345 of Christmas. 4 00:00:36,378 --> 00:00:38,780 Santa is gearing up and so is traffic. 5 00:00:38,812 --> 00:00:40,848 Keep an eye out for lane closures on the 405 6 00:00:40,881 --> 00:00:43,451 and an overturned semi on the 110 near Rosemont. 7 00:00:43,485 --> 00:00:44,987 Uh-oh! 8 00:00:45,019 --> 00:00:46,520 We're taking your most embarrassing holiday stories, 9 00:00:46,554 --> 00:00:47,755 so give us a call. 10 00:00:47,789 --> 00:00:50,659 If Debby and the Squid like it, you might win VIP tickets 11 00:00:50,692 --> 00:00:53,095 to the Rose Bowl pre-show featuring Patti LaBelle 12 00:00:53,128 --> 00:00:54,628 and Lance Bass. 13 00:00:54,662 --> 00:00:56,131 - Russell. - Hey, Russ. 14 00:00:56,164 --> 00:00:57,631 How long you been driving for Jaunt? 15 00:00:57,665 --> 00:00:59,101 Oh, it's been around eight months. 16 00:00:59,134 --> 00:01:00,569 Oh. 17 00:01:00,601 --> 00:01:01,702 Got a little on the beard. 18 00:01:09,077 --> 00:01:10,412 You could just set it right there. 19 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:11,847 I'm gonna put it up in a little bit. 20 00:01:14,681 --> 00:01:16,117 - You hangin' on that door? - Yeah. 21 00:01:16,151 --> 00:01:17,786 I thought it would look festive. 22 00:01:17,818 --> 00:01:19,153 Really festive. 23 00:01:20,187 --> 00:01:21,756 I really appreciate your help. 24 00:01:21,790 --> 00:01:23,859 Don't worry about it. Merry Christmas. 25 00:01:26,127 --> 00:01:27,062 Thanks. 26 00:02:41,535 --> 00:02:42,637 Charlotte? 27 00:02:42,937 --> 00:02:44,473 Who's asking? 28 00:02:44,505 --> 00:02:47,943 Uh, you called for a Jaunt, right? 29 00:02:47,975 --> 00:02:49,510 - Russell? - That's right. 30 00:02:58,018 --> 00:03:02,890 Do you have any water or lollies or anything? 31 00:03:02,924 --> 00:03:05,125 Okay, I've got some gum maybe. 32 00:03:05,158 --> 00:03:07,194 How how'd you get a 4.9 without the goodies? 33 00:03:08,428 --> 00:03:10,130 You might not be able to tell from the back of my head, 34 00:03:10,164 --> 00:03:12,234 but I'm charming as heck. 35 00:03:12,266 --> 00:03:13,901 We'll see about that. 36 00:03:14,201 --> 00:03:16,204 You're goin' to Atwater Village? 37 00:03:16,236 --> 00:03:17,271 Yep. 38 00:03:17,305 --> 00:03:19,641 Any route you want me to take or follow the GPS? 39 00:03:20,641 --> 00:03:21,942 Dealer's choice. 40 00:03:21,975 --> 00:03:23,044 You got it. 41 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:39,594 Music? No music. 42 00:03:39,627 --> 00:03:41,663 I have a USB if you wanna play your own stuff. 43 00:03:41,695 --> 00:03:43,898 - Do people actually do that? - Play their own stuff? 44 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:45,133 Yeah. 45 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:46,767 Not really. 46 00:03:46,801 --> 00:03:47,903 That's too bad. 47 00:03:48,802 --> 00:03:49,704 I feel like it'd be interesting, you know, 48 00:03:49,737 --> 00:03:51,171 like, hearing all the embarrassing shit 49 00:03:51,205 --> 00:03:52,974 that comes on shuffle on people's phones. 50 00:03:53,006 --> 00:03:53,908 Oh yeah. 51 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:55,611 It'd be like a sociological experiment. 52 00:03:56,811 --> 00:03:58,046 You should try it. 53 00:03:58,079 --> 00:03:59,948 You wanna be my first test subject? 54 00:03:59,980 --> 00:04:01,549 Fuck, no. 55 00:04:01,582 --> 00:04:03,250 Can I already tell you what mine would be? 56 00:04:03,283 --> 00:04:04,652 What's that? 57 00:04:04,686 --> 00:04:06,855 "Yellow" by Coldplay. 58 00:04:06,887 --> 00:04:08,856 Sorry. 59 00:04:10,925 --> 00:04:13,761 How old are you, if you don't mind me asking? 60 00:04:13,795 --> 00:04:14,896 I don't mind. 61 00:04:14,928 --> 00:04:16,664 What year are we in again? 62 00:04:16,698 --> 00:04:18,633 2018. 63 00:04:20,167 --> 00:04:22,236 I'm 22. 64 00:04:23,236 --> 00:04:24,306 And you? 65 00:04:24,339 --> 00:04:26,575 How old do you think I am? 66 00:04:26,608 --> 00:04:28,577 Uh, 5... 67 00:04:29,876 --> 00:04:31,612 You're like, 55. 68 00:04:31,645 --> 00:04:32,746 55? 69 00:04:32,780 --> 00:04:34,815 Hey, the front of your head is much more charming 70 00:04:34,849 --> 00:04:35,717 than the back of it. 71 00:04:35,750 --> 00:04:37,185 Thanks. 72 00:04:37,851 --> 00:04:40,255 My uncle uses Just For Men. Good stuff. 73 00:04:40,287 --> 00:04:42,157 - Ugh. - Highly recommended. 74 00:04:42,190 --> 00:04:44,593 This is going to be a long ride. 75 00:04:44,625 --> 00:04:47,294 Oh, God, you're so sensitive! 76 00:04:47,327 --> 00:04:49,029 Are you an actor or something? 77 00:04:49,063 --> 00:04:50,731 Not even close. 78 00:04:50,765 --> 00:04:52,134 Huh. 79 00:05:05,212 --> 00:05:07,282 Shit. Um, do you think you could wait for me 80 00:05:07,315 --> 00:05:09,150 outside my next destination 81 00:05:09,183 --> 00:05:10,919 and I'll just run in, I'll be five minutes, 82 00:05:10,952 --> 00:05:12,387 - I'll come right back out? - Sure. 83 00:05:12,419 --> 00:05:15,089 Yeah um, you just need to go in the app, 84 00:05:15,123 --> 00:05:17,392 type in the next destination, it's on the um... 85 00:05:17,424 --> 00:05:20,127 You can't just like wait for me like five minutes? 86 00:05:20,161 --> 00:05:24,032 Yeah, yeah, you just... if you wanna go somewhere else, 87 00:05:24,065 --> 00:05:28,937 you go into the app, you type the next place in. 88 00:05:28,969 --> 00:05:31,039 I really don't wanna work that hard. 89 00:05:34,275 --> 00:05:35,375 We cool? 90 00:05:35,409 --> 00:05:37,811 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, take as long as you need. 91 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:52,827 Actually, you know... 92 00:05:52,859 --> 00:05:56,263 I do have a Christmas party, sort of a... 93 00:05:58,065 --> 00:05:59,868 Like a friend from my last gig kinda thing, 94 00:05:59,900 --> 00:06:01,135 - it starts around 9:00. - Mm-hmm. 95 00:06:01,169 --> 00:06:02,137 Nine-ish. 96 00:06:02,169 --> 00:06:06,106 So I don't know where you need to go tonight, 97 00:06:06,140 --> 00:06:08,409 but I told him that I might... 98 00:06:10,977 --> 00:06:12,413 Cancel? 99 00:06:14,214 --> 00:06:15,750 You took the words right out of my mouth. 100 00:06:16,851 --> 00:06:18,020 Yeah. 101 00:06:34,769 --> 00:06:36,138 Just tell me where it is. 102 00:06:37,171 --> 00:06:38,774 It's this house right here. 103 00:06:51,818 --> 00:06:53,455 - Okay, so you'll just wait here? - Yeah. 104 00:06:53,488 --> 00:06:55,023 I'll be in and out. 105 00:06:55,056 --> 00:06:55,890 Perfect. 106 00:06:55,924 --> 00:06:58,392 - Car stays running? - Yeah. 107 00:06:58,426 --> 00:06:59,895 Okay. 108 00:07:02,162 --> 00:07:03,964 Don't leave. 109 00:07:43,104 --> 00:07:45,240 Go, go, go, go! 110 00:07:49,443 --> 00:07:51,813 Hey man, watch it. 111 00:07:51,846 --> 00:07:53,481 Charlotte! 112 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:56,450 Who the fuck is this guy? 113 00:07:56,484 --> 00:07:57,919 Charlotte. 114 00:07:57,952 --> 00:07:58,653 Open... Oh! 115 00:07:58,686 --> 00:08:00,255 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 116 00:08:00,287 --> 00:08:01,222 Charlotte! 117 00:08:01,255 --> 00:08:03,258 Pedal to the fucking metal! 118 00:08:13,568 --> 00:08:17,104 Oh, you fucking bitch. 119 00:08:24,044 --> 00:08:26,013 Jesus Christ, are you all right? 120 00:08:26,046 --> 00:08:27,181 Fucking prick. 121 00:08:27,214 --> 00:08:28,549 That guy hit you? 122 00:08:28,582 --> 00:08:31,186 Yeah, he's an arsehole. 123 00:08:35,155 --> 00:08:37,191 - You want me to take you to a police station? - No. 124 00:08:39,293 --> 00:08:40,861 But I do need a drink. 125 00:09:17,298 --> 00:09:19,333 Thanks. 126 00:09:20,568 --> 00:09:22,135 To world peace. 127 00:09:22,169 --> 00:09:23,169 Okay. 128 00:09:32,145 --> 00:09:33,448 Do you come here a lot? 129 00:09:33,481 --> 00:09:34,414 Here? 130 00:09:34,448 --> 00:09:35,183 No. 131 00:09:36,082 --> 00:09:37,251 Atwater? 132 00:09:37,284 --> 00:09:38,285 Yes. 133 00:09:38,319 --> 00:09:41,421 I uh, used to share some office space out here 134 00:09:41,454 --> 00:09:43,223 in my previous life. 135 00:09:43,256 --> 00:09:44,592 That's funny. 136 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:46,494 People usually think they're like Mozart or Napoleon 137 00:09:46,526 --> 00:09:48,528 in their past life, but you... 138 00:09:48,562 --> 00:09:50,932 You shared an office space in Atwater. 139 00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:52,433 No. Not... 140 00:09:52,466 --> 00:09:55,036 Not a past life, jeez, that would be depressing. 141 00:09:55,068 --> 00:09:58,139 No, my uh, previous life before driving. 142 00:10:00,573 --> 00:10:02,142 What about you? 143 00:10:03,177 --> 00:10:05,647 Probably Claudette Colbert. 144 00:10:05,679 --> 00:10:07,448 She died the day I was born. 145 00:10:09,216 --> 00:10:12,253 No, do you come to Atwater a lot? 146 00:10:12,285 --> 00:10:13,654 Sure. 147 00:10:13,688 --> 00:10:16,258 That was my ex's place, in case you couldn't tell. 148 00:10:18,558 --> 00:10:19,993 Seems like kind of a dick. 149 00:10:20,026 --> 00:10:21,395 Kinda. 150 00:10:25,231 --> 00:10:27,000 So what did you do in this previous 151 00:10:27,034 --> 00:10:28,436 - Atwater life of yours? - Hmm? 152 00:10:28,468 --> 00:10:29,570 Oh, um, 153 00:10:31,271 --> 00:10:33,507 tech, you know, development stuff. 154 00:10:34,475 --> 00:10:35,343 Sounds boring. 155 00:10:35,375 --> 00:10:37,645 You know, that travel app Far Away? 156 00:10:37,678 --> 00:10:39,212 Yeah. 157 00:10:39,246 --> 00:10:40,515 I developed that. 158 00:10:40,548 --> 00:10:42,250 - Bullshit. - I did. 159 00:10:42,283 --> 00:10:43,985 Give me my 5 hundy back. 160 00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:44,986 Hell no. 161 00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:47,221 What? You just do this driving shit for fun? 162 00:10:47,254 --> 00:10:48,389 No. 163 00:10:48,422 --> 00:10:49,724 I uh... 164 00:10:50,857 --> 00:10:53,527 I let my partner buy me out before they went public. 165 00:10:54,996 --> 00:10:57,198 That explains the sweet ride. 166 00:10:57,231 --> 00:10:59,667 Yeah, I got that after the buyout. 167 00:10:59,699 --> 00:11:02,369 Probably not the smartest way to drop 70K. 168 00:11:03,203 --> 00:11:05,640 Hindsight's 20/20 and all that jazz, I guess. 169 00:11:07,007 --> 00:11:08,442 You're still a zygote. 170 00:11:09,577 --> 00:11:12,447 Someday, you'll look back at that one moment 171 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:14,649 where you picked the path of least resistance 172 00:11:14,682 --> 00:11:18,219 and everything just went to shit. 173 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:22,256 But I hope I'm wrong. 174 00:11:22,655 --> 00:11:24,092 You know what they say about uh, 175 00:11:24,125 --> 00:11:26,626 choosing the road less traveled? 176 00:11:26,659 --> 00:11:28,163 They are probably right. 177 00:11:30,063 --> 00:11:33,601 Anyway, sorry, you paid for fun. 178 00:11:33,634 --> 00:11:35,103 So what about you? 179 00:11:35,135 --> 00:11:37,105 How'd you wind up out here? You're from... 180 00:11:37,138 --> 00:11:38,473 - Australia. - Right. 181 00:11:38,505 --> 00:11:39,674 Actress or something? 182 00:11:39,707 --> 00:11:41,241 Or something. 183 00:11:42,143 --> 00:11:44,379 - Any family out here? - No. 184 00:11:44,411 --> 00:11:45,645 Going back there for the holidays? 185 00:11:45,678 --> 00:11:47,548 There isn't really a there to go back to. 186 00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:50,585 Um, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to... 187 00:11:50,617 --> 00:11:52,419 Don't you get tired of hearing people talk 188 00:11:52,452 --> 00:11:54,054 about themselves all day? 189 00:11:55,356 --> 00:11:58,326 Well, it's better than hearing myself prattle on 190 00:11:58,358 --> 00:11:59,659 for eight hours a day, 191 00:11:59,693 --> 00:12:02,096 answering the same five questions. 192 00:12:02,129 --> 00:12:03,531 "How long have you been doing this?" 193 00:12:03,563 --> 00:12:05,433 "Do you do other drive shares?" 194 00:12:05,466 --> 00:12:07,635 Uh, "What's the furthest out you've had to drive?" 195 00:12:07,668 --> 00:12:10,371 - Where is the furthest out you've had to drive? - Coachella. 196 00:12:10,404 --> 00:12:11,739 No way. They make you do that? 197 00:12:11,771 --> 00:12:14,508 Yeah, some people even had to go to Las Vegas. 198 00:12:14,542 --> 00:12:16,044 Good to know. 199 00:12:16,744 --> 00:12:19,147 Hmm, Shakespeare 200 00:12:19,179 --> 00:12:24,084 or a Marilyn Monroe quote about twinkly stars? 201 00:12:24,117 --> 00:12:27,421 Uh, the only phrase that can make a happy man sad 202 00:12:27,454 --> 00:12:29,156 and a sad man happy. 203 00:12:30,757 --> 00:12:32,692 You're so worldly, Rusty. 204 00:12:32,726 --> 00:12:34,294 Let's get out of here. 205 00:12:45,872 --> 00:12:47,074 Let me drive. 206 00:12:47,107 --> 00:12:48,208 What? 207 00:12:48,241 --> 00:12:50,111 I had half a beer, you had two. 208 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:51,846 Trust me, I'm fine. 209 00:12:51,879 --> 00:12:53,214 See? 210 00:12:53,813 --> 00:12:55,082 Hmm? 211 00:12:55,216 --> 00:12:56,451 Watch. 212 00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:02,623 Sharp as a tack. 213 00:13:02,655 --> 00:13:03,623 Keys. 214 00:13:03,656 --> 00:13:04,858 Do you even have a license? 215 00:13:04,891 --> 00:13:06,393 Yes. 216 00:13:06,427 --> 00:13:07,796 In California? 217 00:13:08,395 --> 00:13:09,731 Give me the keys. 218 00:13:10,530 --> 00:13:12,833 Are you paying me to drive or to argue? 219 00:13:15,202 --> 00:13:16,303 Get in. 220 00:13:42,263 --> 00:13:44,165 Look, 221 00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:47,534 after 55 years or whatever you said, 222 00:13:48,401 --> 00:13:50,737 I think I would know when I'm too drunk to drive. 223 00:13:50,770 --> 00:13:53,540 Two beers plus a pound of bar mix 224 00:13:53,573 --> 00:13:56,144 does not equal inebriation. 225 00:13:56,177 --> 00:13:59,614 Indigestion, maybe, but not inebriation. 226 00:13:59,646 --> 00:14:01,181 You're right. 227 00:14:01,649 --> 00:14:03,583 I'm sorry, I just... 228 00:14:03,616 --> 00:14:05,586 I forget that someone who weighs like 250 pounds 229 00:14:05,619 --> 00:14:07,255 could probably drink like a six pack 230 00:14:07,288 --> 00:14:08,389 without getting drunk. 231 00:14:08,422 --> 00:14:11,459 2... 200 and fifty... what? 232 00:14:11,491 --> 00:14:12,592 You wear it well. 233 00:14:12,626 --> 00:14:14,462 I mean, like, I'm sure there's some muscle under there. 234 00:14:14,495 --> 00:14:15,730 Ooh, thanks. 235 00:14:16,362 --> 00:14:17,631 And don't get so defensive about it. 236 00:14:17,664 --> 00:14:19,333 Thank... thank you so much. 237 00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:25,539 Seriously, though, what do you weigh? 238 00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:26,674 Like 195? 239 00:14:26,707 --> 00:14:28,842 174. Thank you very much. 240 00:14:28,875 --> 00:14:29,910 Mm-hmm. 241 00:14:29,943 --> 00:14:32,246 Well, that's... that's actually quite respectable. 242 00:14:32,279 --> 00:14:35,683 If I give you back 100 bucks, will you cool it on the digs? 243 00:14:35,716 --> 00:14:37,685 Probably not. 244 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:41,255 Oh, will you make a turn over there? 245 00:14:41,288 --> 00:14:42,557 Where are we going now? 246 00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:43,625 I don't know. 247 00:14:43,658 --> 00:14:46,394 Don't you just like driving at night sometimes? 248 00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:47,795 No. 249 00:15:17,357 --> 00:15:18,926 Oh, look at those pretty lights. 250 00:15:35,708 --> 00:15:37,377 Fuck, he's still breathin'. 251 00:15:42,348 --> 00:15:45,485 Oh, Jesus Christ, we gotta call 911. 252 00:15:45,519 --> 00:15:46,721 Hold on. 253 00:15:47,353 --> 00:15:48,922 Just take a deep breath. 254 00:15:48,956 --> 00:15:50,991 Let's just think this through. 255 00:15:51,025 --> 00:15:52,626 He's practically dead. 256 00:15:52,659 --> 00:15:53,861 He's gotta go to a hospital. 257 00:15:53,894 --> 00:15:54,695 Are you stupid? 258 00:15:54,727 --> 00:15:56,396 You take him to a fucking hospital 259 00:15:56,429 --> 00:15:57,799 and they'll lock you up. 260 00:15:58,531 --> 00:16:00,500 How about we... we just swing by a hospital 261 00:16:00,534 --> 00:16:01,534 and drop him off? 262 00:16:01,568 --> 00:16:03,837 You know, the uh, emergency room? 263 00:16:03,871 --> 00:16:06,539 And say it... it... it was like a... a hit-and-run 264 00:16:06,573 --> 00:16:07,875 that we witnessed. 265 00:16:07,908 --> 00:16:09,577 I mean I... I don't know. 266 00:16:09,610 --> 00:16:12,013 W... we... we can't just leave him here. 267 00:16:12,045 --> 00:16:13,747 Is everything all right? 268 00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:19,986 I'm sorry, my boyfriend's shitfaced 269 00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,823 and he's acting like a dick. 270 00:16:22,755 --> 00:16:25,860 Frank, honey, get up. 271 00:16:25,893 --> 00:16:27,995 I thought I heard a bang out here or something. 272 00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:29,830 Oh, jeez, I'm sorry. 273 00:16:29,862 --> 00:16:32,799 Uh, he jumped out of the car while we were driving. 274 00:16:32,832 --> 00:16:34,401 He's not normally like this. 275 00:16:34,434 --> 00:16:35,702 He looks pretty bad. 276 00:16:35,736 --> 00:16:38,539 Yeah, he got fired from work this afternoon 277 00:16:38,572 --> 00:16:41,542 and it's just been really shit. 278 00:16:41,574 --> 00:16:42,709 Honey. 279 00:16:42,742 --> 00:16:44,945 Frank, get up. 280 00:16:46,045 --> 00:16:48,715 Frank, you're making a scene. 281 00:16:49,783 --> 00:16:50,851 Get up. 282 00:16:51,617 --> 00:16:52,853 Help me. 283 00:16:53,953 --> 00:16:55,589 Let's put him in the backseat. 284 00:17:08,768 --> 00:17:10,037 He all right? 285 00:17:11,671 --> 00:17:13,873 Yeah, he's just really worried with Christmas coming up, 286 00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:15,943 and it's gonna be really hard for him to find a job 287 00:17:15,976 --> 00:17:17,044 until the new year, 288 00:17:17,076 --> 00:17:19,446 and... and his sister just had another miscarriage. 289 00:17:19,479 --> 00:17:20,380 Oh, hey, no, no. 290 00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:22,550 I... I... I understand, it... yeah, it's... 291 00:17:22,582 --> 00:17:24,017 It's rough out there. 292 00:17:24,051 --> 00:17:25,520 Merry Christmas! 293 00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:44,538 Fuck, I can only get like one bar out here. 294 00:17:44,571 --> 00:17:46,073 Just look up a fucking hospital! 295 00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:49,143 There's one in Glendale. It's only got 2.5 stars. 296 00:17:49,176 --> 00:17:51,011 It doesn't matter how many stars it has! 297 00:17:51,044 --> 00:17:51,978 Where is it? 298 00:17:52,012 --> 00:17:53,648 - Central Avenue. - Fine. 299 00:17:57,551 --> 00:17:58,720 Here. 300 00:17:59,852 --> 00:18:01,154 Put that away. 301 00:18:01,188 --> 00:18:02,756 I can't keep it. 302 00:18:03,090 --> 00:18:05,360 I still expect you to finish the job. 303 00:18:08,528 --> 00:18:09,362 No. 304 00:18:09,397 --> 00:18:11,532 We drop him off and then I drop you off. 305 00:18:11,564 --> 00:18:13,868 - I don't think so, Rusty. - I don't care what you think. 306 00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:14,869 You should. 307 00:18:14,901 --> 00:18:16,937 I am the sole witness to a pretty bad crime. 308 00:18:16,969 --> 00:18:18,037 It was an accident. 309 00:18:18,071 --> 00:18:20,006 Yeah, but moving him, putting him into your car... 310 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,609 All your idea. 311 00:18:21,641 --> 00:18:22,876 I was just tryin' to help you. 312 00:18:22,909 --> 00:18:24,711 Help me or help you? 313 00:18:24,745 --> 00:18:26,781 I just think it's best we don't involve the cops. 314 00:18:26,813 --> 00:18:28,483 We're still dropping him off. 315 00:18:41,961 --> 00:18:43,797 Like you said, it was an accident. 316 00:18:44,063 --> 00:18:45,900 I mean, look at Inspector Gadget. 317 00:18:45,932 --> 00:18:49,502 He literally hit someone and he is sweet. 318 00:18:49,535 --> 00:18:50,403 What? 319 00:18:50,437 --> 00:18:52,540 You know, the Inspector Gadget guy? 320 00:18:52,573 --> 00:18:53,774 Matthew Broderick? 321 00:18:53,806 --> 00:18:54,974 Yeah. 322 00:18:55,007 --> 00:18:56,544 Oh, Christ. 323 00:19:01,881 --> 00:19:04,051 Oh, jeez. 324 00:19:04,985 --> 00:19:06,486 It's okay, man! You're okay! 325 00:19:06,919 --> 00:19:08,022 We're on our way to a hospital. 326 00:19:08,054 --> 00:19:08,988 Help him! 327 00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:10,124 With what? 328 00:19:13,726 --> 00:19:14,728 Dude, 329 00:19:16,563 --> 00:19:18,131 what the fuck just happened? 330 00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:26,174 Yeah, I think he... he might be dead. 331 00:19:28,007 --> 00:19:29,509 He's dead. 332 00:19:31,945 --> 00:19:33,146 Oh, my God! 333 00:19:33,179 --> 00:19:35,650 Well, at least, you don't have to go to the hospital now. 334 00:19:47,261 --> 00:19:48,963 Dude, wake up. 335 00:19:51,163 --> 00:19:52,632 Come on, man. 336 00:19:52,666 --> 00:19:54,001 Wake up. 337 00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:55,535 Wake up! 338 00:19:59,773 --> 00:20:01,876 Oh, Jesus Christ. 339 00:20:03,274 --> 00:20:04,077 This isn't happening. 340 00:20:04,111 --> 00:20:06,179 This is some crazy fuckin' nightmare 341 00:20:06,213 --> 00:20:07,748 and all of a sudden I'm gonna be in a Ferris wheel 342 00:20:07,781 --> 00:20:09,550 with my eighth grade math teacher or something 343 00:20:09,582 --> 00:20:10,684 any minute now. 344 00:20:11,618 --> 00:20:13,154 Did you check his pocket for goodies? 345 00:20:13,620 --> 00:20:14,988 Don't touch him! 346 00:20:15,188 --> 00:20:16,657 Ow! 347 00:20:17,724 --> 00:20:19,059 It's not like he cares. 348 00:20:47,019 --> 00:20:48,255 What? 349 00:20:49,989 --> 00:20:52,092 You're acting like this is no big deal, 350 00:20:52,124 --> 00:20:55,228 which is really fucking with my mind right now. 351 00:20:55,262 --> 00:20:58,666 Aren't you guilty or worried or I... I... 352 00:20:58,698 --> 00:21:02,969 I don't know, freaked out, nauseated, something? 353 00:21:03,003 --> 00:21:03,771 I don't know. 354 00:21:03,803 --> 00:21:05,573 Do you have some kinda record? 355 00:21:05,605 --> 00:21:07,640 Is that why you didn't want me to call the cops? 356 00:21:07,673 --> 00:21:09,242 You're tryin' to cover your own ass? 357 00:21:10,274 --> 00:21:10,744 I don't need this. 358 00:21:10,776 --> 00:21:12,645 - What? - I wanna get out of the car. 359 00:21:12,678 --> 00:21:14,314 - Are you insane? - I wanna get out. 360 00:21:14,415 --> 00:21:15,516 W... wait, wait. 361 00:21:15,548 --> 00:21:18,217 You're j... you're just gonna stick me with this guy? 362 00:21:18,251 --> 00:21:20,688 I wanted to leave him there, and call the cops, 363 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:23,356 and you're just gonna stick me with the fuckin' dead guy? 364 00:21:23,390 --> 00:21:25,626 Well, are we in this together or not? 365 00:21:26,759 --> 00:21:28,261 Because I feel like I've been pretty cool 366 00:21:28,294 --> 00:21:29,796 throughout this whole situation. 367 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:30,997 Seriously? 368 00:21:31,031 --> 00:21:33,133 I don't need this. Pull over. 369 00:21:54,987 --> 00:21:57,791 All right, we're in this together. 370 00:21:57,823 --> 00:21:59,892 We're in this together. 371 00:21:59,926 --> 00:22:01,195 Just get back in the car. 372 00:22:02,396 --> 00:22:03,598 No. 373 00:22:04,798 --> 00:22:07,067 - Where are you gonna go? - I'll just get another ride. 374 00:22:08,067 --> 00:22:09,903 Get in the car, please. 375 00:22:11,371 --> 00:22:12,672 Please. 376 00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:13,540 No. 377 00:22:13,573 --> 00:22:15,375 Look, I'll give you your money back. 378 00:22:19,146 --> 00:22:20,348 I need you. 379 00:22:21,814 --> 00:22:23,784 You're resourceful and kinda... 380 00:22:25,017 --> 00:22:26,386 - Deviant. - Thank you. 381 00:22:26,419 --> 00:22:28,855 Plus that guy is really hard to carry by myself. 382 00:22:29,855 --> 00:22:31,891 Put the money away, Rusty, it's tacky. 383 00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:35,696 - Can I drive? - No. 384 00:22:48,941 --> 00:22:50,009 You sure they're still open? 385 00:22:50,043 --> 00:22:51,712 Yelp says they close at 10:00. 386 00:22:54,246 --> 00:22:56,883 All right, we got 12 minutes. 387 00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:58,718 Well, you parked so bloody far away. 388 00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:00,087 Why'd you have to do that? 389 00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:01,988 It's gonna take us fuckin' 10 minutes to walk there. 390 00:23:04,157 --> 00:23:06,025 You sure he's okay here? 391 00:23:06,059 --> 00:23:07,995 What's he gonna do? 392 00:23:08,928 --> 00:23:10,096 He's dead. 393 00:23:14,034 --> 00:23:15,703 Do we cover him up? 394 00:23:16,136 --> 00:23:17,738 It's dark. 395 00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:19,306 What if somebody comes by? 396 00:23:19,339 --> 00:23:21,275 - Like who? - I don't know. 397 00:23:21,307 --> 00:23:26,713 I don't know like, vagrants or maybe cops on patrol? 398 00:23:28,247 --> 00:23:31,418 - Well, do you wanna stay here while I go in? - No. 399 00:23:31,450 --> 00:23:33,120 Okay. Um... 400 00:23:34,821 --> 00:23:37,257 - Should I stay here, keep watch and you go in? - No. 401 00:23:42,161 --> 00:23:43,396 Good evening. 402 00:23:44,563 --> 00:23:47,767 Just stick with the plan and quit acting suspicious. 403 00:23:47,801 --> 00:23:49,169 I'm sorry, I didn't realize "good evening" 404 00:23:49,201 --> 00:23:50,503 was an admission of guilt. 405 00:23:50,536 --> 00:23:51,871 Just get your shit 406 00:23:51,905 --> 00:23:53,708 and meet me back at the register. 407 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:54,901 Good evening. 408 00:24:54,935 --> 00:24:56,270 Hey. 409 00:24:57,838 --> 00:24:59,239 Ah, those look nice. 410 00:24:59,272 --> 00:25:00,506 Your mom's really gonna like that purple one, 411 00:25:00,540 --> 00:25:02,343 it goes with her um... 412 00:25:03,976 --> 00:25:04,745 What do you call them? 413 00:25:04,777 --> 00:25:06,146 Things they hang up on the wall? 414 00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:09,448 A dreamcatcher? 415 00:25:09,482 --> 00:25:10,884 No. 416 00:25:10,917 --> 00:25:13,153 No, it's uh, it's what makes the noise. 417 00:25:13,186 --> 00:25:15,823 Uh, you know what I mean? 418 00:25:16,523 --> 00:25:19,359 You know, it uh, yeah, the wind... 419 00:25:19,391 --> 00:25:22,595 wind goes through it and then... chimes! 420 00:25:24,096 --> 00:25:26,098 Wind chimes. 421 00:25:26,131 --> 00:25:27,601 It'll match her purple wind chimes. 422 00:25:27,633 --> 00:25:29,602 She loves her wind chimes. 423 00:25:29,636 --> 00:25:31,138 She loves them. 424 00:25:31,537 --> 00:25:33,005 Doing some pruning. 425 00:25:33,038 --> 00:25:34,239 You know, mom thinks it's very important 426 00:25:34,274 --> 00:25:36,843 we cut the tips of the plants, so they don't get overgrown. 427 00:25:37,977 --> 00:25:39,345 She knows. 428 00:25:39,379 --> 00:25:41,448 Actually, I work in plumbing. 429 00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:42,949 Cool. 430 00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:44,885 - Darling? - Hmm? 431 00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:46,553 Are we not supposed to get a saw or an axe 432 00:25:46,585 --> 00:25:47,621 or something like that? 433 00:25:47,653 --> 00:25:49,388 I changed my mind. 434 00:25:49,421 --> 00:25:50,923 Mom's gonna be pissed. 435 00:25:50,957 --> 00:25:53,393 Well, she'll just have to get over it. 436 00:26:00,432 --> 00:26:03,236 Those are actually buy one, get one 50% off. 437 00:26:03,269 --> 00:26:05,104 Oh, then we don't have to share. 438 00:26:06,907 --> 00:26:07,941 You want a bag? 439 00:26:07,974 --> 00:26:08,976 I'll hold these. 440 00:26:09,008 --> 00:26:10,844 It's $84.31. 441 00:26:20,053 --> 00:26:22,956 - You folks need any help out to your car? - No. 442 00:26:22,988 --> 00:26:24,290 No, thank you. 443 00:26:52,151 --> 00:26:53,586 Come on, hurry up. 444 00:27:32,292 --> 00:27:34,227 Why do I feel like you've done this before? 445 00:27:40,332 --> 00:27:41,567 This is so fucked. 446 00:27:41,601 --> 00:27:43,003 What are even gonna do when we get there? 447 00:27:43,035 --> 00:27:44,036 Get our shit. 448 00:27:44,070 --> 00:27:45,472 Oh, yes, of course. 449 00:27:45,505 --> 00:27:47,239 Uh, "Excuse me, sir or ma'am, 450 00:27:47,273 --> 00:27:49,307 uh, we'd like to get our shit back. 451 00:27:49,309 --> 00:27:51,011 Don't worry, you can keep the body." 452 00:27:51,044 --> 00:27:52,079 I wasn't planning on asking. 453 00:27:52,111 --> 00:27:53,279 What, you're just gonna hit him over the head 454 00:27:53,313 --> 00:27:53,980 with your hammer? 455 00:27:54,014 --> 00:27:55,314 Don't you want your car back? 456 00:27:55,348 --> 00:27:56,350 Probably not. 457 00:27:56,382 --> 00:27:57,683 It's probably better this way. 458 00:27:57,717 --> 00:28:00,120 I report the car stolen, some asshole has it, 459 00:28:00,152 --> 00:28:03,222 they killed the dude, no harm, no foul. 460 00:28:03,255 --> 00:28:05,025 "I don't know, officer, we just got carjacked." 461 00:28:05,057 --> 00:28:06,258 - No. - This is perfect. 462 00:28:06,292 --> 00:28:08,095 This is our perfect out. 463 00:28:13,733 --> 00:28:14,601 What are you doing? 464 00:28:14,633 --> 00:28:16,469 Getting our shit back. 465 00:28:16,503 --> 00:28:17,704 Oh, God! 466 00:28:17,736 --> 00:28:21,041 Look, I'll buy you new jewelry 467 00:28:21,073 --> 00:28:23,509 or whatever it is you've got in there, just... 468 00:28:23,543 --> 00:28:24,644 This isn't worth it. 469 00:28:26,079 --> 00:28:27,481 Real nice, arsehole! 470 00:28:27,514 --> 00:28:29,750 Okay, okay, let's just stick with the one 471 00:28:29,783 --> 00:28:31,986 vehicular manslaughter for today. 472 00:29:25,638 --> 00:29:27,207 Where's the fucking body? 473 00:29:28,474 --> 00:29:30,811 I don't know. This whole thing has been really fuckin' crazy. 474 00:29:30,843 --> 00:29:32,645 Look, I know, I know, I know, okay? 475 00:29:33,813 --> 00:29:35,582 But I need to get that suitcase back. 476 00:29:36,615 --> 00:29:38,784 We're still talking about the goddamn suitcase. 477 00:29:38,817 --> 00:29:41,153 I told you, it's not worth it! 478 00:29:41,187 --> 00:29:42,856 The body is gone. 479 00:29:42,889 --> 00:29:44,658 The suitcase is a really distant second 480 00:29:44,690 --> 00:29:45,858 to the missing body! 481 00:29:45,891 --> 00:29:47,861 - Okay, you wait here. - What? 482 00:29:47,893 --> 00:29:49,094 You wait here, I'll run inside. 483 00:29:49,129 --> 00:29:52,532 If I'm not back in five minutes, just take the car and scram. 484 00:29:52,564 --> 00:29:53,265 Oh, you're just gonna knock on the door 485 00:29:53,298 --> 00:29:54,633 and beat the guy with the hammer? 486 00:29:54,667 --> 00:29:56,669 No, I'm gonna break in, 487 00:29:56,703 --> 00:29:58,539 then I'm gonna beat the guy with the hammer. 488 00:30:02,242 --> 00:30:03,444 Okay, 489 00:30:04,476 --> 00:30:06,846 Jesus Christ, I hope you're still there. 490 00:30:13,285 --> 00:30:14,554 What? 491 00:30:15,889 --> 00:30:17,189 I got mugged two months ago. 492 00:30:17,223 --> 00:30:18,892 You've had that the whole time. 493 00:30:20,159 --> 00:30:22,129 I'm sorry, you're right. 494 00:30:22,161 --> 00:30:24,630 I guess it would have been handy when that guy flipped you off 495 00:30:24,663 --> 00:30:26,499 or maybe we could have just held up the hardware store 496 00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:28,301 instead of paying for those goddamn plants and shit. 497 00:30:28,333 --> 00:30:29,870 Do you even know how to use that? 498 00:30:29,902 --> 00:30:31,438 If you want, I can wait here 499 00:30:31,470 --> 00:30:33,172 and you can just go inside with that hammer. 500 00:30:34,506 --> 00:30:35,708 I fucking hate you. 501 00:31:27,226 --> 00:31:28,227 Where is it? 502 00:31:29,161 --> 00:31:31,731 I will give you 10 seconds to get out. 503 00:31:34,633 --> 00:31:35,935 - Russell! - Let her go. 504 00:31:40,473 --> 00:31:42,976 You are in way over your head, man. 505 00:31:43,008 --> 00:31:44,477 Shut up. 506 00:31:45,945 --> 00:31:47,514 The suitcase? 507 00:32:03,428 --> 00:32:04,765 All right? 508 00:32:05,864 --> 00:32:07,433 Grab it and let's go. 509 00:32:11,938 --> 00:32:13,640 What do you wanna do with him? 510 00:32:13,672 --> 00:32:15,409 Nothing. Let's go. 511 00:32:15,842 --> 00:32:18,445 2SBI653? 512 00:32:19,411 --> 00:32:20,313 Excuse me? 513 00:32:20,346 --> 00:32:22,982 It's your license plate number, right? 514 00:32:23,650 --> 00:32:24,951 Yeah. 515 00:32:25,618 --> 00:32:26,452 Let's go. 516 00:32:26,486 --> 00:32:28,655 Look, you want money or something? 517 00:32:28,688 --> 00:32:30,323 A fuckin' ride to the ER? I don't know. 518 00:32:30,355 --> 00:32:31,357 Can't we work something out here? 519 00:32:31,390 --> 00:32:32,159 Have you lost your mind? 520 00:32:32,191 --> 00:32:33,726 He knows my license plate number. 521 00:32:33,759 --> 00:32:35,261 He's gonna call the fucking cops! 522 00:32:35,294 --> 00:32:36,996 - Bingo. - Bull shit. 523 00:32:37,030 --> 00:32:38,999 The fuck are you listening to this bitch for? 524 00:32:39,798 --> 00:32:41,267 Leave the case. 525 00:32:41,301 --> 00:32:42,836 It's like none of this ever happened. 526 00:32:44,403 --> 00:32:45,571 Fuck no. 527 00:32:46,839 --> 00:32:48,708 - Leave it. - Nope. 528 00:32:50,575 --> 00:32:52,911 I'm not goin' to jail over your goddamn suitcase, 529 00:32:52,945 --> 00:32:54,014 leave it! 530 00:32:54,046 --> 00:32:55,515 Nope. 531 00:32:55,814 --> 00:32:58,451 Charlotte, we're going. 532 00:33:03,855 --> 00:33:05,057 You really think I'm gonna let you 533 00:33:05,091 --> 00:33:06,892 fuck this up for me again? 534 00:33:20,939 --> 00:33:22,441 Shit. 535 00:33:22,874 --> 00:33:24,577 Now, we really gotta bury him. 536 00:33:26,579 --> 00:33:27,547 What do you think, like some sheets 537 00:33:27,580 --> 00:33:29,383 or something to wrap him up in? 538 00:33:29,649 --> 00:33:33,320 Or maybe a shower curtain liner, you know, less dripping. 539 00:33:33,352 --> 00:33:34,853 I'm sorry, what? 540 00:33:34,887 --> 00:33:37,890 Russell, we need to get him out of here. 541 00:33:38,725 --> 00:33:39,892 What difference does it make? 542 00:33:39,926 --> 00:33:41,660 Uh, you... you hit him with the car. 543 00:33:41,694 --> 00:33:43,930 I shot him, he was dead, then he wasn't, now he is. 544 00:33:45,564 --> 00:33:46,533 Oh. 545 00:33:46,565 --> 00:33:47,633 Oh, God. 546 00:33:47,667 --> 00:33:50,736 I don't... I don't think I have the stomach for this. 547 00:33:51,603 --> 00:33:53,707 It was an accident? 548 00:33:53,739 --> 00:33:55,474 Accidents happen. 549 00:33:57,642 --> 00:33:59,078 But this... 550 00:34:00,112 --> 00:34:02,615 Wha... 551 00:34:04,449 --> 00:34:06,719 What the fuck is wrong with you? 552 00:34:09,055 --> 00:34:09,889 You wait here, 553 00:34:09,923 --> 00:34:12,325 I'll go find something to wrap him in. 554 00:34:13,059 --> 00:34:16,028 Maybe you can find a ginger ale in the fridge or something 555 00:34:16,061 --> 00:34:18,030 to settle that weak-ass stomach of yours. 556 00:34:18,064 --> 00:34:19,599 But in 10 minutes, I'm gonna be back 557 00:34:19,631 --> 00:34:21,501 and you're gonna help me carry him out. 558 00:34:21,534 --> 00:34:22,869 Understood? 559 00:34:27,572 --> 00:34:28,708 Okay. 560 00:34:29,409 --> 00:34:30,843 Great. 561 00:35:20,559 --> 00:35:21,762 Look what I found. 562 00:35:22,561 --> 00:35:23,896 It's raining cats and dogs. 563 00:35:25,030 --> 00:35:28,000 Weird choice, but I kinda like it. 564 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:29,668 No? 565 00:35:31,671 --> 00:35:32,873 Let's wrap him up. 566 00:35:44,050 --> 00:35:45,485 You got any troubles? 567 00:35:45,818 --> 00:35:46,820 Yeah. 568 00:35:47,019 --> 00:35:48,455 Good, let's go. 569 00:36:12,711 --> 00:36:14,180 - What? - Nothing, hold on. 570 00:36:23,756 --> 00:36:25,759 - What's so funny? - Sorry, what? 571 00:36:26,224 --> 00:36:31,664 You... never mind. 572 00:36:33,633 --> 00:36:35,569 Don't you think this song is kinda dark? 573 00:36:36,702 --> 00:36:38,872 Like, isn't it a bad thing if babies don't cry? 574 00:36:38,905 --> 00:36:41,740 Couldn't they turn out to be down syndrome or something? 575 00:36:41,773 --> 00:36:45,143 I think it's just implying that He was a really good baby. 576 00:36:45,177 --> 00:36:46,278 Hmm. 577 00:36:49,749 --> 00:36:51,517 Top five favorite Christmas songs. 578 00:36:52,352 --> 00:36:55,221 Um, uh, I would say, number one, 579 00:36:55,253 --> 00:36:58,223 "All I Want for Christmas Is You", Mariah Carey, obviously. 580 00:36:58,256 --> 00:37:01,193 - Two, "Frosty the Snowman" by Michael Bubl�. - What? 581 00:37:01,227 --> 00:37:04,030 Um, three, 582 00:37:04,063 --> 00:37:05,898 "Christmas in Harlem" by Kanye West. 583 00:37:05,932 --> 00:37:06,866 That's a good one. 584 00:37:06,898 --> 00:37:09,201 Um, hmm. 585 00:37:09,235 --> 00:37:10,736 What's that rockin' song in Home Alone 586 00:37:10,769 --> 00:37:12,704 where Kevin's tryin' to scare away the robbers, 587 00:37:12,738 --> 00:37:14,640 and he puts the mannequin on the turntable, 588 00:37:14,673 --> 00:37:16,175 and then he has that cardboard cut-out 589 00:37:16,207 --> 00:37:18,677 of um, uh, Michael Jackson. 590 00:37:18,711 --> 00:37:19,812 It's Michael Jordan. 591 00:37:19,845 --> 00:37:22,615 Yeah, those are probably my favorite 592 00:37:22,648 --> 00:37:23,716 and I can't think of another one, 593 00:37:23,749 --> 00:37:25,118 so I probably only have a top four. 594 00:37:25,151 --> 00:37:26,252 What are yours? 595 00:37:26,285 --> 00:37:27,820 Yeah, yeah, those are good. 596 00:37:27,852 --> 00:37:29,021 You don't like them? 597 00:37:30,322 --> 00:37:31,857 Uh, the Mariah Carey one is nice. 598 00:37:31,890 --> 00:37:34,026 Oh come on, get into it! 599 00:37:34,293 --> 00:37:36,296 Okay, I... I was... I was always partial 600 00:37:36,329 --> 00:37:40,099 to "The Little Drummer Boy" duet between Bowie and Bing Crosby. 601 00:37:40,131 --> 00:37:42,200 Fuck, how can you listen to Bing Crosby? 602 00:37:42,233 --> 00:37:45,003 You know, he raped like 50 million women. 603 00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:51,577 No, not Bill Cosby. Bing Crosby. 604 00:37:51,610 --> 00:37:52,711 What's the matter with you? 605 00:37:52,744 --> 00:37:54,212 There's a lot to keep track of. 606 00:37:54,246 --> 00:37:55,581 I guess. 607 00:37:56,014 --> 00:37:57,082 You don't know. 608 00:37:57,115 --> 00:37:58,351 Well, how far are you making me drive? 609 00:37:58,383 --> 00:38:01,019 Why? Are you still planning on tryin' to make that party? 610 00:38:01,052 --> 00:38:03,322 Well, we might need to stop for gas soon. 611 00:38:05,758 --> 00:38:08,761 Well, I really enjoyed your sob story earlier. 612 00:38:08,793 --> 00:38:10,929 You know, about your life turning to shit, 613 00:38:10,963 --> 00:38:13,967 and your girlfriend leaving you, all that stuff. 614 00:38:15,066 --> 00:38:17,302 But somehow you had a really cool friend 615 00:38:17,336 --> 00:38:19,372 throwing a Christmas party that you ditched 616 00:38:19,405 --> 00:38:20,872 to hang out with me. 617 00:38:20,905 --> 00:38:23,075 That guy wouldn't bail me out. 618 00:38:25,744 --> 00:38:28,880 And what about you and this hilarious texter? 619 00:38:28,914 --> 00:38:29,982 You're sitting there, yuckin' it up, 620 00:38:30,014 --> 00:38:31,950 but before you're acting like your whole family died 621 00:38:31,983 --> 00:38:33,218 in a house fire and you're the only one 622 00:38:33,251 --> 00:38:34,920 - that made it out alive. - Shut the fuck up! 623 00:38:34,954 --> 00:38:37,222 What mumsy and dadsy cut off your Amex Black 624 00:38:37,256 --> 00:38:40,093 and you're practically or... Ow, Jesus! 625 00:38:40,358 --> 00:38:42,961 You don't talk about my family. 626 00:38:42,994 --> 00:38:44,130 Alright. 627 00:38:44,162 --> 00:38:46,064 Christ. I'm sorry. 628 00:38:48,934 --> 00:38:50,870 - Do you wanna talk about... - No. 629 00:38:50,903 --> 00:38:51,705 Okay. 630 00:39:04,883 --> 00:39:06,918 Well, what I said before was true. 631 00:39:06,952 --> 00:39:08,154 I don't have... 632 00:39:08,186 --> 00:39:10,288 Look, Rusty, I'm sure you've made some 633 00:39:10,322 --> 00:39:13,660 very shitty decisions in your life and yeah, 634 00:39:13,693 --> 00:39:15,093 - your girlfriend left you. - Wife. 635 00:39:15,126 --> 00:39:16,195 Whatever, okay? 636 00:39:16,227 --> 00:39:18,697 I don't care and I'm not interested. 637 00:39:18,731 --> 00:39:20,332 - I was just tryin' to make... - Well, don't. 638 00:39:21,834 --> 00:39:24,337 Because our shit is different. 639 00:39:25,470 --> 00:39:27,039 You got that right. 640 00:39:31,744 --> 00:39:33,146 12 miles that way. 641 00:39:34,479 --> 00:39:36,682 Oh, bury a lot of bodies out in Winchester? 642 00:39:36,715 --> 00:39:38,016 Nah, just this one. 643 00:40:21,459 --> 00:40:22,996 Grab the feet. 644 00:40:36,008 --> 00:40:37,444 There's no one around here. 645 00:40:38,209 --> 00:40:39,845 Hello? 646 00:40:41,113 --> 00:40:42,482 See? 647 00:40:45,785 --> 00:40:47,253 Go get the shovels. 648 00:41:14,380 --> 00:41:15,881 What now? 649 00:41:20,285 --> 00:41:21,887 We've gotta get rid of his fingers and teeth. 650 00:41:21,921 --> 00:41:23,189 Yeah. 651 00:41:23,389 --> 00:41:25,358 No, I'll dig the hole. 652 00:41:25,390 --> 00:41:27,793 You do whatever it is you're gonna do with those. 653 00:41:27,827 --> 00:41:28,494 You sure? 654 00:41:28,526 --> 00:41:30,429 Absolute-fucking-lutely. 655 00:41:31,530 --> 00:41:32,999 Suit yourself. 656 00:41:33,032 --> 00:41:35,066 You know, if they find him, 657 00:41:35,099 --> 00:41:37,435 they can probably identify him using his DNA. 658 00:41:37,468 --> 00:41:39,438 Yeah, but why make it easy for them? 659 00:41:52,952 --> 00:41:55,421 Poor, stupid, presumptuous Frank. 660 00:41:57,523 --> 00:41:59,191 Frank? 661 00:41:59,224 --> 00:42:02,327 Yeah, my drunk boyfriend, remember we told that guy. 662 00:42:04,563 --> 00:42:06,398 Remember? 663 00:42:06,432 --> 00:42:07,967 Sure. 664 00:42:08,967 --> 00:42:11,204 So I guess I just take the hammer. 665 00:42:25,351 --> 00:42:28,019 Oh, they're all going inside his mouth, gross. 666 00:42:28,052 --> 00:42:29,020 You done? 667 00:42:31,490 --> 00:42:32,892 Yeah. 668 00:42:48,941 --> 00:42:51,311 I'm gonna just have to pick them out of his mouth. 669 00:42:56,014 --> 00:42:57,449 Gross. 670 00:42:58,983 --> 00:43:01,353 I'm glad this is so hilarious. 671 00:43:01,387 --> 00:43:03,423 Well, if I don't laugh, I'll cry. 672 00:43:03,956 --> 00:43:04,923 You don't cry. 673 00:43:04,956 --> 00:43:08,526 Okay, well, if I don't laugh, I'll throw up. 674 00:43:08,559 --> 00:43:10,061 Fair enough. 675 00:43:13,432 --> 00:43:15,602 Did your parents ever do that This Little Piggy thing? 676 00:43:16,068 --> 00:43:16,968 Sure. 677 00:43:17,003 --> 00:43:18,905 This little piggy went to the market, 678 00:43:18,938 --> 00:43:21,240 this little piggy went... 679 00:43:22,340 --> 00:43:24,343 - Home. - Yeah, I got it. 680 00:43:25,410 --> 00:43:28,613 This little piggy went wee, wee, wee 681 00:43:28,646 --> 00:43:30,148 all the way home. 682 00:43:30,182 --> 00:43:31,015 You all done? 683 00:43:31,050 --> 00:43:33,151 Mm, I got five little piggies left. 684 00:43:33,184 --> 00:43:35,188 Think you can do without the commentary? 685 00:43:36,220 --> 00:43:38,690 Rusty doesn't want the commentary, Frank. 686 00:43:38,724 --> 00:43:40,359 Stop callin' him "Frank". 687 00:43:40,392 --> 00:43:42,962 Frankly, I don't give a franking Frank. 688 00:43:43,695 --> 00:43:44,930 Just... 689 00:43:44,963 --> 00:43:46,698 stop humanizing him. 690 00:43:46,731 --> 00:43:50,035 I'm sure this is like a typical Saturday night for you, 691 00:43:50,068 --> 00:43:51,436 but I'm just trying to get through this 692 00:43:51,470 --> 00:43:53,572 without projectile vomiting, okay? 693 00:43:53,604 --> 00:43:54,639 Just... 694 00:43:54,673 --> 00:43:58,444 finish the thing with the hand and cover him up. 695 00:43:58,477 --> 00:44:00,179 Jesus Christ! 696 00:44:01,079 --> 00:44:03,048 This little piggy went to the market, 697 00:44:03,081 --> 00:44:04,983 this little piggy went home. 698 00:44:05,017 --> 00:44:06,152 This little piggy went 699 00:44:06,184 --> 00:44:08,654 all the way wee, wee, wee, wee home. 700 00:44:10,555 --> 00:44:11,557 Done. 701 00:44:30,476 --> 00:44:32,178 Maybe we shouldn't wrap him up in plastic, 702 00:44:32,211 --> 00:44:33,678 it might fuck up the decaying. 703 00:44:36,148 --> 00:44:37,182 You're probably right. 704 00:44:37,215 --> 00:44:38,049 You know, every bit of plastic 705 00:44:38,084 --> 00:44:40,152 that's ever been made is still around. 706 00:44:40,184 --> 00:44:42,020 - Bullshit. - It's true. 707 00:44:42,787 --> 00:44:44,189 What about if you burn it? 708 00:44:44,222 --> 00:44:45,457 Are you done or what? 709 00:44:46,624 --> 00:44:48,494 - It'll go faster if you help. - I already did my bit. 710 00:44:50,396 --> 00:44:51,564 Fine. 711 00:45:47,285 --> 00:45:48,686 Help me out, Rusty? 712 00:45:53,592 --> 00:45:55,327 You look like you've done this before. 713 00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:56,595 Really? 714 00:45:56,628 --> 00:45:59,398 I did a little landscaping in college. 715 00:45:59,430 --> 00:46:01,467 There used to be this office park. 716 00:46:02,568 --> 00:46:05,338 - I had to sit on the lawn mower. - Let's get him in. 717 00:46:52,450 --> 00:46:53,653 Let's cover him up. 718 00:47:14,472 --> 00:47:15,874 Hey, what do you wanna do about those? 719 00:47:15,907 --> 00:47:17,307 Burn 'em. 720 00:47:17,309 --> 00:47:18,276 What? 721 00:47:18,309 --> 00:47:20,445 I thought you said you can't destroy plastic. 722 00:47:20,479 --> 00:47:22,181 That doesn't sound right. 723 00:47:22,747 --> 00:47:24,582 Do you have a lighter? 724 00:47:24,615 --> 00:47:25,818 No. 725 00:47:31,722 --> 00:47:34,492 Hey, you can't just burn that here. 726 00:47:34,526 --> 00:47:35,527 Why? 727 00:47:35,561 --> 00:47:38,463 Because there's... there's brush everywhere. 728 00:47:38,497 --> 00:47:40,332 We should have got like acid or something. 729 00:47:40,365 --> 00:47:42,468 - Acid? - Yeah, you know... 730 00:47:45,903 --> 00:47:47,472 Follow me. 731 00:47:53,211 --> 00:47:55,514 I would fucking kill for a cigarette right now. 732 00:47:56,948 --> 00:47:58,885 Or a vape. 733 00:47:59,383 --> 00:48:00,852 A vape would be good. 734 00:48:00,885 --> 00:48:03,421 You know, they have French-toast-flavored vape. 735 00:48:05,791 --> 00:48:07,493 Now, I feel like French toast. 736 00:48:09,394 --> 00:48:12,798 French toast with bacon, and strawberries, 737 00:48:12,831 --> 00:48:14,666 and caramelized banana. 738 00:48:15,434 --> 00:48:17,468 And like a side of fruit, 739 00:48:17,501 --> 00:48:18,536 but not cheap, good fruit, 740 00:48:18,570 --> 00:48:20,872 like with mango, and blueberries, 741 00:48:20,905 --> 00:48:23,342 and kiwi fruit, and passion fruit, 742 00:48:23,374 --> 00:48:25,811 and a latte. 743 00:48:25,843 --> 00:48:27,813 In tho... one of those big bowls 744 00:48:27,845 --> 00:48:29,648 they serve in like, French places, 745 00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:30,816 you know what I'm talkin' about? 746 00:48:30,849 --> 00:48:32,318 Or room service. 747 00:48:32,351 --> 00:48:34,253 I'd love room service right now. 748 00:48:35,553 --> 00:48:39,224 I love the little mini jams and stuff they give you. 749 00:48:39,258 --> 00:48:40,259 They're so cute. 750 00:48:40,291 --> 00:48:42,227 And the butter's all cold. 751 00:48:42,260 --> 00:48:43,963 Except sometimes the eggs get sweaty, 752 00:48:43,996 --> 00:48:45,698 'cause they put that cover on it. 753 00:48:46,965 --> 00:48:49,267 - That... What's that cover called? - Hmm? 754 00:48:49,300 --> 00:48:50,668 You know, that silver cover they give you, 755 00:48:50,702 --> 00:48:52,338 like, to cover your food. 756 00:48:52,371 --> 00:48:53,539 Cloche. 757 00:48:53,639 --> 00:48:54,807 Cloche. 758 00:48:55,606 --> 00:48:58,276 Yeah, sweaty eggs are no good. 759 00:48:58,309 --> 00:48:59,744 They need to sort that out. 760 00:49:10,289 --> 00:49:12,225 Just a little bit longer. 761 00:49:15,394 --> 00:49:17,529 - This would be a really good day. - What? 762 00:49:17,561 --> 00:49:19,598 Not the bloody part, dipshit, 763 00:49:21,332 --> 00:49:23,936 but like driving out of LA, 764 00:49:23,968 --> 00:49:26,938 going for a night walk, the fire. 765 00:49:26,972 --> 00:49:28,374 I mean, we're basically in a fucking 766 00:49:28,407 --> 00:49:29,475 Hershey's commercial right now. 767 00:49:29,508 --> 00:49:32,711 All we need is a guy jamming on an acoustic guitar, 768 00:49:32,744 --> 00:49:35,046 and a dog wearing a really cool, like bandana, 769 00:49:35,079 --> 00:49:37,015 and uh, maybe like airstream, 770 00:49:37,048 --> 00:49:38,883 like, one of those vintage ones, you know, 771 00:49:38,916 --> 00:49:41,986 with the... those lights, the stringy lights, 772 00:49:42,019 --> 00:49:43,488 the Edisony ones. 773 00:49:43,521 --> 00:49:45,423 Do you know if there's a lake nearby here, 774 00:49:45,456 --> 00:49:46,825 'cause that'll be perfect. 775 00:49:50,628 --> 00:49:51,930 What are you doing? 776 00:49:52,097 --> 00:49:53,733 Tryin' to make sure we destroyed it all. 777 00:49:58,602 --> 00:50:00,539 Let's go. 778 00:50:00,572 --> 00:50:01,941 But we just got here. 779 00:50:03,941 --> 00:50:05,777 Wait a sec! 780 00:50:05,811 --> 00:50:08,079 We've had a crazy fucking night, we should be good by now. 781 00:50:08,113 --> 00:50:09,648 It's like that... it's like that football team 782 00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:11,082 that landed in the mountains, they ate their coach 783 00:50:11,115 --> 00:50:11,784 or something. 784 00:50:11,816 --> 00:50:14,352 Like, that shit makes you tight. 785 00:50:14,385 --> 00:50:18,056 Sweet motherfucking Jesus, please stop talking. 786 00:50:40,912 --> 00:50:42,615 What's your move, Rusty? 787 00:50:42,981 --> 00:50:44,050 What the fuck is this? 788 00:50:45,751 --> 00:50:46,985 A fake Goyard. 789 00:50:47,017 --> 00:50:48,521 Open it. 790 00:50:53,557 --> 00:50:55,660 What's the name on the driver's license? 791 00:50:59,731 --> 00:51:01,700 - Francis. - Frank. 792 00:51:02,534 --> 00:51:03,736 Benjamin Newton. 793 00:51:05,102 --> 00:51:06,604 You knew this guy? 794 00:51:07,606 --> 00:51:10,109 - No. - Did you plan this whole fucking thing? 795 00:51:10,142 --> 00:51:11,744 Please. 796 00:51:11,776 --> 00:51:13,611 How'd you know his name? 797 00:51:14,012 --> 00:51:15,414 Just looks like a Frank. 798 00:51:15,447 --> 00:51:17,816 Stop bullshitting! 799 00:51:20,084 --> 00:51:21,853 I've seen him around. 800 00:51:23,454 --> 00:51:24,856 We weren't friends. 801 00:51:24,889 --> 00:51:26,090 I mean, he's barely an acquaintance. 802 00:51:26,124 --> 00:51:29,495 I'm just good at learning names. 803 00:51:29,528 --> 00:51:30,863 The girl who served us at the store tonight, 804 00:51:30,896 --> 00:51:32,164 her name was um, Iris. 805 00:51:32,197 --> 00:51:33,666 Shut it! 806 00:51:34,499 --> 00:51:35,968 What's in the suitcase? 807 00:51:36,901 --> 00:51:39,137 - My stuff. - Mm-hmm. 808 00:51:39,171 --> 00:51:42,707 What is in the suitcase? 809 00:51:42,740 --> 00:51:45,043 It's my personal shit, okay? 810 00:51:45,443 --> 00:51:46,746 Get out of the car. 811 00:51:47,111 --> 00:51:48,046 Ha-ha. 812 00:51:48,079 --> 00:51:51,150 Either you tell me what's in the suitcase 813 00:51:51,182 --> 00:51:54,619 or you can get out and I'll open it myself. 814 00:51:54,653 --> 00:51:55,721 You wouldn't understand. 815 00:51:55,753 --> 00:51:57,088 Try me. 816 00:52:00,559 --> 00:52:01,727 Okay. 817 00:52:02,626 --> 00:52:04,028 Be my guest. 818 00:52:40,499 --> 00:52:41,667 Satisfied? 819 00:52:41,700 --> 00:52:43,001 What's it for? 820 00:52:43,034 --> 00:52:45,503 I told you you wouldn't understand. 821 00:52:50,041 --> 00:52:51,677 What the fuck are you doing? 822 00:52:58,215 --> 00:52:59,884 What the fuck? 823 00:53:01,720 --> 00:53:03,055 Okay! 824 00:53:05,023 --> 00:53:06,624 Okay, okay! 825 00:53:06,858 --> 00:53:07,793 You win! 826 00:53:08,793 --> 00:53:10,095 I'll show you! 827 00:53:40,224 --> 00:53:41,259 It's a key. 828 00:53:41,293 --> 00:53:42,827 I got that. 829 00:53:44,095 --> 00:53:45,964 For a room. 830 00:53:45,997 --> 00:53:47,500 Uh-huh. 831 00:53:48,900 --> 00:53:51,736 It's a very, very strange room. 832 00:53:56,874 --> 00:53:59,911 I have never hit a woman in my entire life. 833 00:54:01,947 --> 00:54:03,981 Not Jenny Mansky in third grade 834 00:54:04,014 --> 00:54:05,884 when she pants me on field day. 835 00:54:06,584 --> 00:54:09,153 Not Richa Choudhary, she kicked me in the nuts 836 00:54:09,186 --> 00:54:13,191 every fucking time we were sparring partners in boxing. 837 00:54:14,224 --> 00:54:16,728 Not my ex-wife, never. 838 00:54:17,896 --> 00:54:20,832 But you're gonna tell me what the fuck is going on 839 00:54:20,865 --> 00:54:22,834 or I swear to God. 840 00:54:24,668 --> 00:54:27,705 - It unlocks a room that has a machine in it. - And? 841 00:54:31,943 --> 00:54:37,182 It can, you know, like, rewind. 842 00:54:37,215 --> 00:54:40,885 Are you talking about like, a video store? 843 00:54:42,720 --> 00:54:44,856 That we've been chasing down the key 844 00:54:44,889 --> 00:54:47,226 to a goddamn blockbuster this whole time? 845 00:54:47,858 --> 00:54:49,727 You can like, 846 00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:53,631 go back earlier in the night, like rewind. 847 00:55:18,155 --> 00:55:19,023 You're telling me that you... 848 00:55:19,057 --> 00:55:22,695 You currently possess a key 849 00:55:23,727 --> 00:55:24,996 that opens a room 850 00:55:26,898 --> 00:55:28,733 that houses a machine 851 00:55:30,001 --> 00:55:33,171 that lets you go back in time? 852 00:55:36,006 --> 00:55:37,175 Yes. 853 00:55:38,142 --> 00:55:39,744 Wow. 854 00:55:40,144 --> 00:55:41,780 So uh, I mean, 855 00:55:42,881 --> 00:55:45,217 you're just straight up loony tunes. 856 00:55:45,249 --> 00:55:47,352 Fuck off. 857 00:55:47,686 --> 00:55:49,321 Was Frank your boyfriend? 858 00:55:49,354 --> 00:55:50,889 Frank? 859 00:55:52,090 --> 00:55:52,890 No. 860 00:55:53,992 --> 00:55:55,293 Was he the guy you took the case from? 861 00:55:55,325 --> 00:55:56,961 The one you said hit you? 862 00:55:57,896 --> 00:55:59,231 It's complicated. 863 00:56:12,142 --> 00:56:13,378 Where are we going? 864 00:56:13,410 --> 00:56:14,679 You tell me. 865 00:56:14,713 --> 00:56:16,180 You're gonna show me. 866 00:56:16,213 --> 00:56:17,382 What? 867 00:56:17,749 --> 00:56:19,084 You got a fucking time machine? 868 00:56:19,117 --> 00:56:20,252 I wanna see that. 869 00:56:33,030 --> 00:56:34,465 - Ancient Rome? - No. 870 00:56:34,499 --> 00:56:35,901 Belle �poque? 871 00:56:35,934 --> 00:56:37,235 I don't know what that is. 872 00:56:37,267 --> 00:56:38,035 Woodstock? 873 00:56:38,068 --> 00:56:40,237 - No. - So when? 874 00:56:40,271 --> 00:56:42,039 You can only go as far back as you were born. 875 00:56:42,072 --> 00:56:44,041 Jesus, why the fuck are we driving so slow? 876 00:56:44,075 --> 00:56:46,278 I'm not capping off the evening with a speeding ticket. 877 00:56:46,311 --> 00:56:48,280 - We can fix that. - Uh-huh. 878 00:56:53,450 --> 00:56:55,454 So does it, you know, 879 00:56:56,820 --> 00:56:58,723 affect anything? 880 00:56:59,189 --> 00:57:01,092 You're not gonna come back with low testosterone, 881 00:57:01,126 --> 00:57:02,894 - if that's what you mean. - What? 882 00:57:02,927 --> 00:57:04,296 No. Uh, 883 00:57:04,329 --> 00:57:05,798 like reality. 884 00:57:06,999 --> 00:57:08,901 Aren't you supposed to be careful not to change anything? 885 00:57:10,235 --> 00:57:12,303 I mean, then what's the point? 886 00:57:12,336 --> 00:57:14,739 Aren't you worried that you know, 887 00:57:14,773 --> 00:57:17,742 killing Frank or meeting me... 888 00:57:18,876 --> 00:57:23,047 whatever, like totally mess up the fabric of reality 889 00:57:23,081 --> 00:57:24,849 either yours or everybody's? 890 00:57:24,883 --> 00:57:26,318 Hasn't yet. 891 00:57:26,351 --> 00:57:28,053 How many times have you done it? 892 00:57:28,086 --> 00:57:29,421 Don't know. 893 00:57:29,454 --> 00:57:30,889 And what do you do? 894 00:57:31,456 --> 00:57:32,825 Play games and stuff. 895 00:57:34,025 --> 00:57:36,528 So just to be clear, 896 00:57:36,561 --> 00:57:40,097 you're saying you can travel back in time 897 00:57:40,131 --> 00:57:44,436 and yet we just spent an hour burying a guy in the desert. 898 00:57:47,372 --> 00:57:49,508 It's all part of the experience, Rusty. 899 00:57:49,541 --> 00:57:50,441 You gotta be careful 900 00:57:50,476 --> 00:57:52,843 I know a guy who got nabbed for assault 901 00:57:52,876 --> 00:57:54,278 before he could get to the room. 902 00:57:54,311 --> 00:57:56,814 That is some rookie shit, I would never do that. 903 00:57:56,847 --> 00:57:58,249 Oh, I almost forgot. 904 00:58:03,188 --> 00:58:05,157 Done and done. 905 00:58:19,503 --> 00:58:21,005 What's a herald angel? 906 00:58:26,177 --> 00:58:27,813 Have we met before? 907 00:58:27,845 --> 00:58:28,546 Hmm? 908 00:58:28,579 --> 00:58:30,448 No, this is a new one. 909 00:58:31,582 --> 00:58:33,418 - And Frank? - That's the place. 910 00:58:50,602 --> 00:58:52,137 Shit. 911 00:58:59,910 --> 00:59:01,412 Okay, we're almost at the house, 912 00:59:01,445 --> 00:59:03,247 so just don't fuck this up. 913 00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:04,916 You should just run this red. 914 00:59:04,948 --> 00:59:06,985 We'll gun it straight to the house. 915 00:59:07,017 --> 00:59:08,452 I can jump us back. 916 00:59:09,287 --> 00:59:10,856 Uh-huh. 917 00:59:16,293 --> 00:59:18,062 It's green, dipshit. 918 00:59:32,910 --> 00:59:34,445 - What are you doing? - I'll handle it. 919 00:59:35,178 --> 00:59:36,981 Wait till I get out of the car and then book it. 920 00:59:37,014 --> 00:59:37,882 No. 921 00:59:37,916 --> 00:59:39,551 - Then let me talk. - Absolutely not. 922 00:59:39,584 --> 00:59:40,652 I'm good with people. 923 00:59:40,684 --> 00:59:43,554 That is not a thing anyone has said about you ever. 924 01:00:00,604 --> 01:00:02,240 - Good evening. - Uh, good evening. 925 01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:04,541 Did I do something wrong? 926 01:00:04,575 --> 01:00:06,011 Well, you know, you got a busted taillight 927 01:00:06,043 --> 01:00:07,244 on the driver's side there. 928 01:00:07,278 --> 01:00:08,346 Oh, really? 929 01:00:08,378 --> 01:00:09,514 Yep. 930 01:00:09,546 --> 01:00:11,615 I'm sorry, officer, uh... 931 01:00:11,648 --> 01:00:14,919 I was helping her move earlier, so maybe it happened then. 932 01:00:14,952 --> 01:00:16,954 - Where you moving to? - She's uh, 933 01:00:16,988 --> 01:00:19,524 she's leaving an abusive relationship. 934 01:00:19,557 --> 01:00:21,226 She file a restraining order? 935 01:00:21,992 --> 01:00:24,328 No, but that's a good idea. You should consider that. 936 01:00:24,361 --> 01:00:26,064 Fuck off. 937 01:00:28,499 --> 01:00:30,435 Let me see your license and registration, please. 938 01:00:30,468 --> 01:00:31,503 Sure. 939 01:00:31,535 --> 01:00:32,970 Here you go. 940 01:00:33,271 --> 01:00:34,506 Excuse me. 941 01:00:41,412 --> 01:00:42,680 I'll be right back. 942 01:00:46,217 --> 01:00:47,251 I thought you said you could handle it. 943 01:00:47,285 --> 01:00:49,654 I was handling it until you opened your mouth. 944 01:00:49,686 --> 01:00:51,322 Do you know that guy? 945 01:00:51,356 --> 01:00:53,024 I don't know. They all start to blend together. 946 01:00:53,057 --> 01:00:53,659 Uh-huh. 947 01:01:03,401 --> 01:01:04,970 - Give me your gun. - No. 948 01:01:05,003 --> 01:01:06,939 - C'mon. - Absolutely not. 949 01:01:09,773 --> 01:01:11,142 Okay, fine. 950 01:01:19,082 --> 01:01:20,285 Wait. 951 01:01:20,318 --> 01:01:21,687 What are you doing? 952 01:02:06,363 --> 01:02:08,465 Why the fuck did you have to do that? 953 01:02:08,499 --> 01:02:09,534 You're welcome. 954 01:02:09,566 --> 01:02:10,568 You're welcome? 955 01:02:10,601 --> 01:02:12,303 Calm down, I can fix it. 956 01:02:12,336 --> 01:02:14,171 What? With your time machine? 957 01:02:16,374 --> 01:02:17,709 Stop whining. Come on, let's go. 958 01:02:20,311 --> 01:02:21,513 Ah! 959 01:02:22,780 --> 01:02:23,615 Stop it. 960 01:02:27,751 --> 01:02:28,452 Stop! 961 01:02:31,822 --> 01:02:33,323 We done? 962 01:02:33,356 --> 01:02:34,324 Uh-huh. 963 01:02:34,358 --> 01:02:36,461 Now, get in the fucking car and trust me. 964 01:03:06,858 --> 01:03:07,792 This? 965 01:03:07,825 --> 01:03:09,361 Yeah. 966 01:03:14,532 --> 01:03:16,501 You've got like a murder dungeon in there. 967 01:03:16,534 --> 01:03:17,501 Please. 968 01:03:17,535 --> 01:03:19,370 And you're near the bait. 969 01:03:19,403 --> 01:03:22,340 Some sicko is gonna make a pair of chaps out of my leg skin? 970 01:03:22,372 --> 01:03:23,775 Gross. 971 01:03:26,744 --> 01:03:29,180 We only got like 15, 20 minutes before the cops show up. 972 01:03:32,916 --> 01:03:35,352 And your douche wagon kinda sticks out around here. 973 01:04:45,322 --> 01:04:47,191 I'm just gonna give you a little taste. 974 01:05:13,751 --> 01:05:17,722 Year, month, day, time. 975 01:05:19,023 --> 01:05:20,892 And enter. 976 01:05:41,845 --> 01:05:43,280 Charlotte. 977 01:05:43,713 --> 01:05:44,949 Who's asking? 978 01:05:52,456 --> 01:05:53,258 What? 979 01:05:53,523 --> 01:05:54,592 Ah! 980 01:05:54,624 --> 01:05:55,525 Again? 981 01:05:55,559 --> 01:05:57,294 That's for not believing me. 982 01:06:06,470 --> 01:06:08,372 - I mean... - I know, right? 983 01:06:08,405 --> 01:06:11,409 Uh, I don't even know how to process this, 984 01:06:11,441 --> 01:06:13,043 I mean, how does it even work? 985 01:06:13,077 --> 01:06:14,579 Fuck if I know. 986 01:06:14,945 --> 01:06:16,581 Come on, let's go. 987 01:06:18,548 --> 01:06:20,450 Couldn't we have jumped to before you shot him? 988 01:06:20,483 --> 01:06:21,651 Nah, 989 01:06:21,684 --> 01:06:23,553 it was funnier when I got to kick you in the nuts again. 990 01:06:23,586 --> 01:06:25,989 Do you just jump around doing shit like this? 991 01:06:26,023 --> 01:06:27,291 Sometimes this, 992 01:06:27,325 --> 01:06:28,626 sometimes other stuff. 993 01:06:28,659 --> 01:06:29,660 One time, we went to Vegas, 994 01:06:29,693 --> 01:06:31,996 and won $800,000 in blackjack. 995 01:06:32,028 --> 01:06:33,430 Another time, we poked a hole 996 01:06:33,463 --> 01:06:35,599 in every condom in CVS in Tarzana. 997 01:06:36,901 --> 01:06:37,869 Who's we? 998 01:06:37,901 --> 01:06:40,405 There's a bunch of us who know about the key. 999 01:06:40,438 --> 01:06:42,039 It's part of the game. 1000 01:06:42,072 --> 01:06:43,775 Do all of you do this? 1001 01:06:43,807 --> 01:06:45,709 - Do what? - Kill cops and shit. 1002 01:06:46,910 --> 01:06:48,313 Well, you're acting like it's a permanent thing. 1003 01:06:48,345 --> 01:06:49,179 It's not a permanent thing, 1004 01:06:49,213 --> 01:06:50,447 we can always go back and change it. 1005 01:06:50,481 --> 01:06:51,448 But you never thought, 1006 01:06:51,481 --> 01:06:53,317 "Well, maybe I should stop 9/11 or something." 1007 01:06:53,351 --> 01:06:57,854 Okay, so you're telling me if you had one chance, 1008 01:06:57,887 --> 01:07:01,625 one chance to time travel, that's the moment you choose? 1009 01:07:11,535 --> 01:07:13,071 I don't know when I choose. 1010 01:07:13,738 --> 01:07:15,073 See? 1011 01:07:15,539 --> 01:07:16,741 You wanna act all high and mighty, 1012 01:07:16,773 --> 01:07:19,777 but you ask anyone one wish. 1013 01:07:21,678 --> 01:07:23,514 And you know what they're not wishing for? 1014 01:07:24,981 --> 01:07:26,784 World peace. 1015 01:07:39,798 --> 01:07:43,068 Mmm, I love the smell of the woods. 1016 01:07:58,448 --> 01:08:00,151 You still have that cop's gun? 1017 01:08:00,184 --> 01:08:01,586 Yeah. 1018 01:08:06,423 --> 01:08:07,458 What the fuck?! 1019 01:08:07,492 --> 01:08:10,628 Seems foolish to have evidence on you like that. 1020 01:08:10,660 --> 01:08:12,729 Oh, Rusty. 1021 01:08:12,762 --> 01:08:16,601 I don't waste one brain cell worrying about that shit. 1022 01:08:16,634 --> 01:08:17,769 Must be nice. 1023 01:08:17,802 --> 01:08:19,036 It is. 1024 01:08:37,554 --> 01:08:38,789 Where do you think you're going? 1025 01:08:39,723 --> 01:08:40,959 I thought we were going back. 1026 01:08:41,925 --> 01:08:42,826 Back where? 1027 01:08:42,861 --> 01:08:44,961 Before the cop... before I killed Frank, 1028 01:08:44,995 --> 01:08:47,564 before you killed Frank a second time, I don't know. 1029 01:08:47,598 --> 01:08:48,700 Nah-uh. 1030 01:09:07,518 --> 01:09:08,520 What? 1031 01:09:09,786 --> 01:09:11,555 You're welcome to stay here if you like, 1032 01:09:11,589 --> 01:09:13,724 but I'm pretty sure the cops are gonna show up any minute. 1033 01:09:13,756 --> 01:09:14,724 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1034 01:09:14,758 --> 01:09:16,094 We're fixing all this. 1035 01:09:16,626 --> 01:09:18,696 It's been a fun ride, Rusty, but it's over. 1036 01:09:22,165 --> 01:09:23,668 You're pinning all this on me? 1037 01:09:23,701 --> 01:09:24,803 You said I was deviant. 1038 01:09:27,271 --> 01:09:28,706 And you were right. 1039 01:10:12,316 --> 01:10:13,251 Ah! 1040 01:10:13,284 --> 01:10:14,853 Ah! 1041 01:10:25,094 --> 01:10:26,129 Oh shit. 1042 01:10:27,665 --> 01:10:28,900 Where is it? 1043 01:10:32,670 --> 01:10:34,672 Rusty, you motherfucker, let me in! 1044 01:10:34,705 --> 01:10:36,707 You don't deserve it, it's all garbage. 1045 01:10:36,740 --> 01:10:37,775 Everything you do with it is garbage. 1046 01:10:37,808 --> 01:10:39,977 You preachy fuck, just let me in! 1047 01:10:40,009 --> 01:10:41,978 No. No fucking way. 1048 01:10:42,012 --> 01:10:43,648 Okay. 1049 01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:45,950 Okay, fine, we go together. We go back together. 1050 01:10:45,982 --> 01:10:48,552 I can take you back to before we met 1051 01:10:48,585 --> 01:10:50,954 and uh, I'll get an Uber or something, 1052 01:10:50,987 --> 01:10:53,857 and you can go back to your pathetic taxi life! 1053 01:10:56,927 --> 01:10:58,896 Russell! 1054 01:11:18,616 --> 01:11:19,951 Go! Go, go, go, go, go! 1055 01:11:22,620 --> 01:11:25,289 Charlotte! 1056 01:13:44,460 --> 01:13:46,430 What? You just do this driving shit for fun? 1057 01:13:48,965 --> 01:13:51,369 I let my partner buy me out. 1058 01:14:04,881 --> 01:14:06,750 - Can I get a black and tan? - Yeah. 1059 01:14:11,789 --> 01:14:13,057 - You mind? - Not at all. 1060 01:14:25,035 --> 01:14:26,303 Waiting for somebody? 1061 01:14:26,335 --> 01:14:28,472 Yeah. 1062 01:14:28,504 --> 01:14:30,206 Super flaky chick. 1063 01:14:30,240 --> 01:14:31,976 Sometimes it's better if they don't show at all. 1064 01:14:33,043 --> 01:14:34,144 Ain't that the truth? 1065 01:14:35,012 --> 01:14:37,247 How about you? 1066 01:14:38,214 --> 01:14:39,449 Nah. 1067 01:14:40,049 --> 01:14:43,754 I'm uh, celebrating alone. 1068 01:14:44,521 --> 01:14:46,090 What you celebrating? 1069 01:14:46,956 --> 01:14:50,026 This app I invented is about to go public. 1070 01:14:51,594 --> 01:14:53,063 Fuck, man. 1071 01:14:53,964 --> 01:14:55,866 - I got that one. - Yep. 1072 01:14:55,898 --> 01:14:57,468 Thanks. 1073 01:15:00,536 --> 01:15:02,138 To new beginnings. 1074 01:15:04,040 --> 01:15:05,242 New beginnings. 1075 01:16:46,074 --> 01:16:51,074 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 72953

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