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♪♪
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And that's bowling.
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French,
why do people bowl?
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Bowling is a game,
French.
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Games are fun.
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Don't patronize me.
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Do that again
and I'll slit your throat.
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Branski, did you see
who's rolling in the other lane?
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That's Crimson Dagger.
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She's the head of the Tanaka
crime syndicate, the yakuza.
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She's a police problem,
not Hot Streets'.
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We're on her turf, and she's
in the middle of a perfect game.
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The one thing you never do
with Crimson Dagger
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is get between her
and winning.
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Has anyone seen
Chubbie Webbers?
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[ Moaning ]
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[ Sniffs ]
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Guns cocking ]
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I got this.
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You obviously
speak my language.
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Don't be coy with me,
Hot Streets boy.
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I've never seen a woman
look at Uncle Mark like this.
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She is into him.
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[ Speaking Japanese ]
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[ Chuckles ]
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You speak Japanese?
I don't.
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I just made up a bunch of words
and guessed.
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And if you were to guess
what she said to you?
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As you know,
I don't speak Japanese,
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but I'm guessing
she told me that
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if the Tanaka syndicate
ever saw Chubbie Webbers again,
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they'd cut off
his hands and feet
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and stuff them up
his gaping butthole.
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Damn.
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♪♪
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We've got a problem. The rights
to the moon have expired,
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and now
it's up for grabs.
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The moon?
My favorite planet!
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Per intergalactic law,
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the rights go
to the winner of a space race.
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Winner takes moon.
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You'll be
going up against
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parties with
nefarious intentions.
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Who knows what these sickos
will do with our moon.
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The moon belongs
to America.
That's the spirit.
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I'm teleporting you
to the Space Casino
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where the race
is being held.
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This'll be a good way
to avoid the local yakuza.
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You've got
to get a handle
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on your ass-sniffing obsession,
Chubbie.
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Ooh!
This is an unbelievable smell.
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Remember, win the race,
win our moon.
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♪♪
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Get a look
at this place.
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A casino, spa,
fancy shows.
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A race track!
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This place
has everything.
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And if it doesn't,
we'll get it for you.
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That is our promise to you
when you're aboard
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the Winds of Chance.
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I'm guessing
you're the concierge.
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It's my name and my function,
Agent Branski.
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Whatever you,
Miss Sanders,
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Agent French,
and Mr. Chubbie Webbers need
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during your stay,
I'll do my best to provide.
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You sure know
a lot about us.
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It's my job to anticipate
every need, Jennifer.
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I'm a servant
of the ship.
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My people, the Jardain,
live to serve.
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You might say
it's within our bones.
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We're just here
for the race.
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Crimson
and the Tanaka syndicate!
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Ohh! Ohh!
Don't!
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Crimson Dagger is
a contestant in the race.
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French, Jen,
keep Chubbie out of sight
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while I win
our moon back.
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If you're looking for
a place to hide,
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might I suggest one of our fine
selection of music shows?
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Let's go.
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Thanks for the tip.
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Of course,
Agent Branski.
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And speaking of tip...
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Sorry.
I don't have any money.
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Luckily, the currency
of the Jardain is bone marrow.
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I still
don't want to tip you.
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♪♪
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The name's Leopold.
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Hey, after my second wife,
Misha, died in a weird cave,
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I put all my energy
into an Internet start-up.
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If I win the moon,
I'm gonna put a big
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hotdogz.biz sign
on it.
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I'm gonna win
so humanity doesn't die.
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Hey,
that's cool, too.
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Uh,
you -- you drink?
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Boozers are losers.
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Oh, like the losers
you hang with?
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I hope your animal
isn't on this ship.
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I'm here alone.
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Why do you want
the moon?
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The Tanaka syndicate
has plans.
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But why
do you want the moon?
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[ Fanfare plays ]
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Presenting His Countenance,
Van Plunch Runch III.
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He's the most feared racer
in the galaxy.
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Oh, how quaint.
Earth's finest.
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A trained agent of the law,
a crime boss,
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and a hawker
of low-rent sausages.
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This will be
an easy victory.
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Your moon will look perfect
in my collection
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in the Spiro Nebula.
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You look like
a little George Washington.
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[ Crowd gasps ]
I do not know
who that is!
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How dare you!
Leave our moon alone!
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When I win,
Earth dies.
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The concierge
suggested a show.
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[ Gasps ]
We should take Chubbie
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to the Hollywood Country
Hick Jamboree!
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A high-class show like that?
The yakuza will be all over it.
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We should blend in with
the gamblers here in the slots.
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Where's Chubbie?
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[ Muttering ]
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[ Sniffs, sighs ]
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Wait! Mommy, help me!
Help me!
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That costume room!
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Make sure you tighten
your radiator lugs.
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I like
to keep my lugs loose.
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You asked me earlier
why I wanted the moon.
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Throw the race
and we both win.
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I get the moon.
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You get me.
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[ Sighs ]
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Sorry.
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That's not
the Hot Streets way.
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Hmm.
I get it.
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A toast, then?
To fair play?
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I don't drink.
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But okay.
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[ Slurps ]
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What...
did you put...
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in my drink?
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Just a little something
called alcohol.
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♪♪
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We'll never
get out alive.
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Shush!
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Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome
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the Hollywood Country Hicks!
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Okay,
we're fucked.
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If we don't put on a show,
they'll wise up to us.
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Eef! [ Gasps ]
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Hi!
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What is that?
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It's a classic act
called eefing and hambone.
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♪ Eef, oaf, eef, ife ♪
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♪ Eef, oaf, eef ♪
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We're charming the shit
out of those skeletons.
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Welcome, one and all,to the grandest of races.
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Hey, my kart can go
up to 30 miles per hour.
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Pretty good,
right?
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Our karts go over
200 miles an hour, peon.
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Oh.
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Uh, well, slow and steady
wins the race, right?
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I'm like that turtle.
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Has anyone seen
Agent Branski?
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If he's not here soon,
he'll forfeit.
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I cannot tell
a lie.
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He probably got too scared
to race me.
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Guess again,
little George Washington.
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Agent Branski,
you seem...drunk.
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I'm wasted.
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Racers, the winner
takes the moon.
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Ready?
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♪ Eef, ife ♪
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[ Applause ]
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[ Panting ]
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I can't eef
another oof.
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The yakuza guy!
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I am a big fan.
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Autograph?
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Huh? [ Gasps ]
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[ Pen clatters ]
I'll get it.
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[ Sniffs ]
Oh, whoo!
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Yum!
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Ass dog!
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With one lap to go, it's PlunchRunch leading Crimson Dagger.
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I'm chopping down your cherry
tree, little George Washington!
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I'm His Countenance
Van Plunch Runch III,
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and this
is my berry tree.
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I don't know who
this George Washington is,
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for Christ's sake.
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Honk, honk!
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I cannot tell
a lie.
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My back hurts.
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As your concierge,
I hate to see you lose,
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so I put an engine disrupter
in your car.
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Push the button
and Crimson Dagger's car stops.
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All you have to do is share
the moon with the Jardain.
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As you may or may not know,
the moon is a giant bone.
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We just want
the marrow inside.
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You can keep
the rest.
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Nah.
[ Tires screech ]
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Man, I'm drunk.
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Looks like Crimson Daggeris headed for the finish line.
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But here comes Branski.
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I'm sober now.
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Incredible!Branski is in the lead.
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Uh-oh.Looks like Crimson Dagger
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is using an engine-disrupterbeam on Branski.
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It's over.
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Crimson Daggerhas won the moon!
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You don't deserve
that moon deed, you bastard!
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I thought you wanted
the moon alone.
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I wanted to win,
and I did.
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Besides, he just wants
the marrow inside the moon.
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And once
we extract that,
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Crimson Dagger
can have the rest.
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You orchestrated all of this,
didn't you?
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No matter who won,
you got your moon marrow.
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It is my job,
or at least it was.
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The Jardain are servants
no longer!
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Drill whirring ]
What's happening?
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Looks like that drill is
taking out all the moonlight!
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What's a moon
without moonlight?
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Hey, it's like a bun
without a dog!
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A bun without a dog!
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Leopold's right. We need
to stop this -- all of us.
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I wanted to win the moon,
Hot Street boy, not save it.
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We need to work together
to stop these boneheads.
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Little George Washington?
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I cannot tell a lie.
I despise cheaters.
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We can use my teleporter
to get to the moon.
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And I can cater
this caper.
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hotdogz.biz.
That's "hotdogz" with a "Z."
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All:
Drill! Drill! Drill!
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Jardain brethren,
we have hit our jackpot!
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[ Screaming in distance ]
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Aah!
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They must not
stop our drill.
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There's just
too many of them!
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Then maybe I should
eefin' the odds.
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♪ Eef, oaf, oaf, ife ♪
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♪ Ife, oaf, eef, oaf ♪
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Oh.
They're doing it.
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♪♪
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Agent Branski,
I beg mercy.
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All that the Jardain want is
a life of freedom and happiness.
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Let us have the marrow
and the moon is yours.
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The moon
belongs to no one,
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except me
and three other people.
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♪♪
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This is for
my dead wife, Misha.
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But hey,
what're you gonna do?
255
00:10:39,083 --> 00:10:40,463
Ha-ha!
You gotta keep going.
256
00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:45,382
Hey, look at us!
We're the moon masters!
257
00:10:45,458 --> 00:10:46,668
What's the hold up,
258
00:10:46,750 --> 00:10:48,210
Your Countenance
Van Plunch Runch III?
259
00:10:48,292 --> 00:10:50,042
I cannot tell a lie.
260
00:10:50,125 --> 00:10:52,745
I am
little George Washington.
261
00:10:52,833 --> 00:10:54,043
We won!
We won!
We won!
We won!
262
00:10:54,125 --> 00:10:55,535
Yeah!
263
00:10:55,625 --> 00:10:57,035
Leopold: Get yourself
a hot dog!
264
00:10:57,125 --> 00:10:58,245
Moon masters,
yeah!
265
00:10:58,333 --> 00:11:01,753
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