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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:08,766 Welcome back to Tool Time 2 00:00:11,344 --> 00:00:14,040 Oh, spring is in the air, isn't it? 3 00:00:14,748 --> 00:00:19,515 (inhales) Birds are chirpin'. Flowers are growin'. Bees are buzzin'. 4 00:00:19,586 --> 00:00:21,577 (fly buzzing) 5 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:32,528 And your wife is whispering something soft in your ear, like: 6 00:00:32,599 --> 00:00:37,332 "Hey, you big ape. Get up off that couch and paint the house!" 7 00:00:37,404 --> 00:00:39,998 I'm not shutting any game off until I can paint the house a man's way. 8 00:00:40,073 --> 00:00:42,268 That'd be using a compressor. Oh, yeah. 9 00:00:42,342 --> 00:00:46,335 That's right, but before you spray, you want to prepare your surface. 10 00:00:46,413 --> 00:00:49,940 That's right, Al. And that's why today, Al and I will be doing our Tool Time salute... 11 00:00:50,016 --> 00:00:50,846 (Velcro rips) 12 00:00:50,917 --> 00:00:52,475 ...to stripping. 13 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:53,883 (music) 14 00:00:53,953 --> 00:00:56,478 (audience whoops) 15 00:01:00,026 --> 00:01:02,017 (Tim) Excuse me, Al. 16 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:26,635 (Jill) Well, what do you think? Could we put the kids in the middle? 17 00:02:39,792 --> 00:02:42,192 Tim, that's the last pretzel. 18 00:02:42,929 --> 00:02:44,920 Can you break it in half? 19 00:02:47,934 --> 00:02:49,196 Thanks. 20 00:02:49,269 --> 00:02:54,798 I was thinking about you. You know how salt makes you retain water, buddy. 21 00:03:02,382 --> 00:03:06,045 I think that woman recognizes me from the show. 22 00:03:06,119 --> 00:03:10,215 Sit down, sit down, sit down. I know who that is. Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit. 23 00:03:10,290 --> 00:03:12,952 It's Stacey Lewis. I dated her all through high school. 24 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:16,325 - No kidding? - Don't look around. 25 00:03:16,396 --> 00:03:19,763 I don't want her coming over here. I, like, dumped her, like, 20 years ago. 26 00:03:19,832 --> 00:03:23,700 - So? - So, I don't think I ever called to tell her. 27 00:03:24,504 --> 00:03:26,870 Well, that wasn't very nice. 28 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:30,068 I was 18. I was immature back then. I couldn't face things. 29 00:03:30,143 --> 00:03:32,441 Let's sneak out of here. 30 00:03:32,512 --> 00:03:34,844 - Tim. - It's about 3:30. 31 00:03:34,914 --> 00:03:36,575 Tim. 32 00:03:36,649 --> 00:03:40,449 - Tim, it's me, Stacey Lewis. - Stacey Lewis, hey. You look great. 33 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:43,648 I haven't spoken to you since high school. 34 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:46,351 Has it been that long? 35 00:03:46,426 --> 00:03:49,224 - Stacey Lewis, Al Borland. - Hi. Al Borland. 36 00:03:49,295 --> 00:03:50,819 Hi. 37 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:54,492 So, Tim. Gosh, what have you been up to? 38 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:57,365 Uh, I've a tool show on cable, Tool Time 39 00:03:57,437 --> 00:03:59,928 Timmy Taylor has a tool show. 40 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:05,207 But you were the guy who blew out all the windows in shop. 41 00:04:05,278 --> 00:04:07,940 He does that for a living now. 42 00:04:12,218 --> 00:04:14,118 Would you like to join us? 43 00:04:14,187 --> 00:04:17,452 - Um, yeah, just for a second. Sure. - Great. 44 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:24,361 So, Stacey. What... What have you been doing all these years? What's up? 45 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:26,728 - Well, I'm an attorney. - Hey. 46 00:04:26,799 --> 00:04:30,030 I have a practice in Ann Arbor, but I'm moving back to Detroit. 47 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:32,901 Great. Great. Did you get married? 48 00:04:32,972 --> 00:04:36,806 As a matter of fact, I married a guy who had a lot of your qualities. 49 00:04:36,876 --> 00:04:41,313 - Lucky girl. - The divorce was final last Thursday. 50 00:04:42,015 --> 00:04:44,347 Well, how about you? Did you ever get married? 51 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:47,215 Yes. Yes. I've been married 14 unforgettable years. 52 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,949 - 15. - 15. 53 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:52,287 Jill is a terrific woman. 54 00:04:52,358 --> 00:04:57,227 Do you know that Tim and I were quite the item until he went off to college? 55 00:04:57,297 --> 00:05:00,232 Then I heard he started dating some bimbo. 56 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,768 That would be Jill. 57 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:06,302 - Oh, I'm sorry. - It's OK. 58 00:05:07,106 --> 00:05:11,167 You know, someday I would love to meet the woman who stole you away from me. 59 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:13,235 Now, there's a good idea. 60 00:05:26,459 --> 00:05:28,450 Stacey Lewis. 61 00:05:29,228 --> 00:05:31,219 Tim Taylor. 62 00:05:32,865 --> 00:05:34,856 Al Borland. 63 00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:42,701 Gee, I gotta get going. 64 00:05:42,775 --> 00:05:45,744 I have to meet a real-estate broker. I'm looking at a house over in Edgewood. 65 00:05:45,812 --> 00:05:48,804 Edgewood? Well, you know, that's right where Tim lives now. 66 00:05:48,881 --> 00:05:51,816 You know, maybe you could get together afterwards. 67 00:05:51,884 --> 00:05:56,014 Ooh, I would love to, but, you know, I'm pressed for time. 68 00:05:56,089 --> 00:06:00,617 Aw, shucks! 'Cause I'm sure Jill would have loved to have met you. 69 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:03,184 Well, maybe you could just stop by for a minute. 70 00:06:03,262 --> 00:06:05,890 She said she was busy, didn't she, Al? 71 00:06:05,965 --> 00:06:07,956 Yeah, I am. 72 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:11,765 - But, Al, pleasure meeting you. - Same here. 73 00:06:12,672 --> 00:06:16,938 - Stacey, it really was good to see you. - It was great running into you, Tim. 74 00:06:17,009 --> 00:06:19,204 - Good luck finding a house. - Thanks. Take care. 75 00:06:19,278 --> 00:06:21,007 You too. 76 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:22,843 Bye. 77 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:30,887 - So... The old girlfriend. - What the hell's the matter with you? 78 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:34,322 - What? - I don't want Jill meeting her. 79 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:35,759 Why not? 80 00:06:35,828 --> 00:06:39,355 In college, Jill wouldn't get serious with me until I ended my relationship with Stacey. 81 00:06:39,432 --> 00:06:44,028 I didn't know how to tell her, so I didn't call her. But I told Jill that I did call her. 82 00:06:44,103 --> 00:06:48,733 - That was a fib, Tim. - Al, that was a big fat lie. 83 00:06:48,808 --> 00:06:51,436 Well, why did you tell Stacey that Jill would love to meet her? 84 00:06:51,511 --> 00:06:54,173 Because I'm being polite. People say things they don't mean all the time. 85 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:57,216 - I'm sorry. Next time I'll stay out of it. - Why don't you. 86 00:06:57,283 --> 00:06:59,979 Well, here, let me get this. 87 00:07:00,052 --> 00:07:04,113 - Picking up the check, huh? - No, I was just being polite. 88 00:07:08,861 --> 00:07:12,126 - Hi, honey. - Hi. Would you come over and help me? 89 00:07:12,198 --> 00:07:15,429 I gotta get a few more of these balloons blown up for the cub scout banquet. 90 00:07:15,501 --> 00:07:17,492 OK. 91 00:07:19,505 --> 00:07:22,565 - How was your day? - Oh, great, great day today. 92 00:07:22,642 --> 00:07:26,009 - Yeah? Nothing unusual happen? - No. 93 00:07:26,813 --> 00:07:29,680 Didn't run into an old girlfriend, perhaps? 94 00:07:29,749 --> 00:07:31,740 (balloon squeaks) 95 00:07:34,153 --> 00:07:37,247 That blabbermouth Borland was on the phone, wasn't he? 96 00:07:37,323 --> 00:07:39,883 No. Stacey Lewis called here. 97 00:07:40,326 --> 00:07:42,886 She said that she'd like to take you up on your offer. 98 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:44,953 (releases helium) 99 00:07:45,164 --> 00:07:47,496 (voice goes up a couple octaves) I didn't give her any offer. What kind of offer? 100 00:07:47,567 --> 00:07:49,432 I did not give her any offers. 101 00:07:52,738 --> 00:07:54,729 She was in the area. 102 00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:57,833 - I asked her to drop by. - You don't want to meet her. 103 00:07:57,910 --> 00:08:01,402 Oh, yes. I would love to meet the famous Stacey Lewis. 104 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:05,747 The love of your high-school life. Is she, uh, pretty? 105 00:08:06,285 --> 00:08:10,847 Come on. How pretty can she be? She's almost your age. 106 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:12,985 (sarcastic laugh) 107 00:08:13,693 --> 00:08:16,423 - Hey, Mom. We found Dad's yearbook. - Oh, good. Let me see. 108 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,487 Let me see. Where is she? 109 00:08:18,564 --> 00:08:22,125 - Stacey Lewis is a babe. - Yeah, she's skinny, Mom. 110 00:08:22,201 --> 00:08:25,432 Well, everybody's skinny when they're 17. 111 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:28,303 - Look what she wrote to Dad. - Where is it? 112 00:08:28,975 --> 00:08:34,641 "You've made senior year heavenly. You are the grooviest." 113 00:08:35,615 --> 00:08:39,244 "You'll always be my love muffin." 114 00:08:39,986 --> 00:08:41,977 (doorbell rings) 115 00:08:43,656 --> 00:08:45,521 All right! Dad's other chick. 116 00:08:47,026 --> 00:08:49,722 Go answer the door, "love muffin." 117 00:08:50,730 --> 00:08:53,290 You'd better watch it, or maybe the next time that Jennifer comes over, 118 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:58,463 I'll show her that little baby picture of you standing up in the bathtub. 119 00:09:01,674 --> 00:09:05,075 Stace, come on in. Come on in. Welcome to the house. Let me take your coat here. 120 00:09:05,144 --> 00:09:07,908 Right, boys. Front and center. I want you to meet an old friend of mine. 121 00:09:07,980 --> 00:09:11,347 These are my boys. That's Mark, Randy, and Brad. 122 00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:12,611 - (boys) Hi. - Hi. 123 00:09:12,685 --> 00:09:16,177 And here's Jill Taylor, my lovely, beautiful, talented wife of 14 years. 124 00:09:16,255 --> 00:09:18,246 - 15. - 15 years. 125 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:21,784 - Nice to meet you. - A pleasure. 126 00:09:21,861 --> 00:09:24,022 Did you ever kiss my dad? 127 00:09:24,096 --> 00:09:26,724 I don't really think that's any of your business, is it? 128 00:09:26,799 --> 00:09:29,290 - Hey, why don't we go outside and play. - (boys) Oh, come on, Dad. 129 00:09:29,368 --> 00:09:34,465 Hey! Come on. Now. Hide-and-seek. And don't look for each other. 130 00:09:35,274 --> 00:09:39,210 Great-looking kids. They must get that from you, Jill. 131 00:09:39,278 --> 00:09:42,179 Oh, they do. Thank you, thank you. 132 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:44,842 So... 133 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:46,908 Jill. 134 00:09:47,753 --> 00:09:49,744 Stacey. 135 00:09:51,223 --> 00:09:53,214 Tim. 136 00:09:54,827 --> 00:09:58,661 - Would you like a drink? - Oh, club soda would be great. 137 00:09:58,731 --> 00:10:00,722 (Mark) Dad! Help! 138 00:10:02,001 --> 00:10:04,196 I should go check, see if he's getting hurt out there. 139 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:07,137 That's good. It'll give us a chance to talk about you behind your back. 140 00:10:07,206 --> 00:10:10,573 Oh, he's all right. He's all right. 141 00:10:10,643 --> 00:10:13,043 - Does it all the time. - (Mark) Dad! Help! 142 00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:15,842 Would you go out there? 143 00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:18,816 - Help! Help! - What? 144 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:22,144 - Help! - OK. Look, I can't even guess. 145 00:10:22,221 --> 00:10:24,018 Why are you sitting on him? 146 00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:26,115 The lawn chair was wet. 147 00:10:27,159 --> 00:10:31,061 Come on. Come on. Just don't let him sit on you next time. 148 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:34,896 - Brad, you're a poop head. - Stop! Stop! Hey! Hey! 149 00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:39,627 Hey, Dad. Mom and your girlfriend are talking on the couch. 150 00:10:39,705 --> 00:10:44,574 - She's not my girlfriend. - Yeah. Whatever you say, "love muffin." 151 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:50,372 Get away from the window. That's not prop... Get... Move over. 152 00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:55,418 There's something you don't want to see. Your ex-girlfriend and wife getting friendly. 153 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,785 And why is that? 154 00:10:56,856 --> 00:10:59,723 Well, they'll start exchanging stories, making up stupid things about me. 155 00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:01,987 And you think that's what they're doing now? 156 00:11:02,061 --> 00:11:05,121 I think I'm in the clear. I think it's just a little small talk. 157 00:11:05,197 --> 00:11:10,396 If they were telling embarrassing stories, they'd be laughing. 158 00:11:22,782 --> 00:11:24,113 Well... 159 00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:25,514 - Hey. - I'm telling you, it's true. 160 00:11:25,584 --> 00:11:27,677 What's so funny? 161 00:11:27,753 --> 00:11:30,017 - We were just talking about you. - Yeah? 162 00:11:30,089 --> 00:11:31,420 - Now, Stacey... - Excuse me. 163 00:11:31,490 --> 00:11:34,220 Oh, well, you're excused. Now, Stacey, I want you to tell me something. 164 00:11:34,293 --> 00:11:38,127 Back then, when he walked by, like, a hardware store, 165 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:41,462 did he make unusual noises? 166 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:44,799 You mean, like, "Ooh. Ooh"? 167 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:47,771 - That's the one. - You mean he hasn't outgrown that yet? 168 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:49,831 (grunts) No, no, no. 169 00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:54,305 Stacey, I gotta tell you, 170 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:58,339 I have always felt so awkward about what happened all those years ago 171 00:11:58,417 --> 00:11:59,850 - with you and Tim and me... - Honey, come on, come on. 172 00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:02,410 This is water under the bridge, isn't it? Water under the bridge. 173 00:12:02,488 --> 00:12:07,118 Down the river, through the village, past the treatment point, out to sea. 174 00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:11,095 Well, it wouldn't have been so bad if I'd just known it was over. 175 00:12:11,163 --> 00:12:14,564 - Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! - Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 176 00:12:14,633 --> 00:12:17,727 He told me that he told you that he called you, and told you that it was over. 177 00:12:17,803 --> 00:12:21,432 Why are we dragging up all these old memories? 178 00:12:21,507 --> 00:12:24,601 - No, he never called. - You never called her? 179 00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:28,238 - I thought you were better than that. - I'm not. 180 00:12:29,548 --> 00:12:31,311 (doorbell rings) 181 00:12:31,383 --> 00:12:33,214 - I'll get it. - Oh, you know what? 182 00:12:33,285 --> 00:12:35,310 I should be going too. I gotta meet that Realtor. 183 00:12:35,387 --> 00:12:39,824 - Wait. Can't you stay a little bit longer? - She's gotta go, honey. 184 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:42,286 - Hey, Al. - Hi, Tim. 185 00:12:42,361 --> 00:12:44,329 - Come on in. What's up? - Hi, Al. 186 00:12:44,396 --> 00:12:48,196 Hi. Hi, Jill. I was just stopping by to pick up my helium tank. 187 00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:49,734 Oh, hi. 188 00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:51,064 - Stacey, right? - Right. 189 00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:53,162 - Al Borland. Tim's friend. - Yes. 190 00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:55,230 Yeah. We met this afternoon. We were in the bar. 191 00:12:55,307 --> 00:12:57,639 - Right. I remember. - Yeah. 192 00:12:58,210 --> 00:13:00,337 So, did you get a chance to take a look at that house? 193 00:13:00,412 --> 00:13:03,108 Oh, as a matter of fact, I was just on my way there now. 194 00:13:03,182 --> 00:13:05,776 - 5621 Palmer Avenue. - Oh, right. 195 00:13:05,851 --> 00:13:08,081 She must be looking at that two-story Craftsman. 196 00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:10,588 You know, you'll wanna check the foundation. 197 00:13:10,656 --> 00:13:13,284 Make sure that there's not any cracks in the mortar joints. 198 00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:16,192 Al knows everything there is to know about construction. 199 00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:18,389 - Gee, maybe I should go with you. - Al, you're a busy guy. 200 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,557 No, I'm not. 201 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,295 - Stacey's a busy woman. - No, I'm not. 202 00:13:23,369 --> 00:13:26,634 - Uh, gosh, I could use your help. - Great. 203 00:13:28,340 --> 00:13:31,969 Jill, gosh, it was a pleasure to finally meet you. 204 00:13:32,044 --> 00:13:34,308 Well, it was nice to meet you too. I hope you like this house. 205 00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:37,440 - Yeah, I hope so too. Tim. - Thanks for stopping by, Stace. 206 00:13:37,516 --> 00:13:39,916 Good seeing you. Give me a call sometime. 207 00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:43,921 Oops! I forgot who I was talking to. 208 00:13:46,091 --> 00:13:48,082 Bye. 209 00:13:51,363 --> 00:13:53,194 - I should have known. - What? 210 00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:55,927 I should have known that you would never call her. What is it with you men? 211 00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:59,095 You can't make a simple phone call to end a relationship. 212 00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:02,106 Well, if it had been a simple phone call, I probably would have made it. 213 00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:06,304 "Hey, Stacey. Yeah, it's Tim. It's over. Bye-bye." 214 00:14:08,714 --> 00:14:12,741 You just don't understand. You cannot leave women dangling. We need closure. 215 00:14:12,818 --> 00:14:16,083 No, you want to beat it to death is what you want to do. 216 00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:20,091 (feminine voice) "Yeah, mm-hm, OK, Tim. OK, it's over, I accept that. Yeah. 217 00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:23,185 "But I think we should get together and talk about it. Uh-huh. 218 00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:26,060 "Minute by minute. Detail by detail. 219 00:14:26,131 --> 00:14:29,658 "Broken promise by broken promise. 220 00:14:30,669 --> 00:14:33,661 "Maybe I'll bring my lawyer, my accountant, my father, the minister. 221 00:14:33,739 --> 00:14:36,708 And maybe the check-taker. I hate you!" 222 00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:43,373 - Morning, Wilson. - Hi-ho, Tim. 223 00:14:44,416 --> 00:14:46,976 - I got a problem. - No kidding. 224 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,955 Jill met my girlfriend. 225 00:14:52,024 --> 00:14:54,891 Well, I can't say that I approve of that. 226 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:58,896 - No, my old high-school girlfriend. - Oh. 227 00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:04,459 She's kind of annoyed about something I didn't do 20 years ago. 228 00:15:04,536 --> 00:15:07,869 - (chuckles) A sin of omission. - It wasn't that bad. 229 00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:12,036 When I broke up with this girl, I never called to tell her. 230 00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:14,875 - So, you lied to her? - No. 231 00:15:14,947 --> 00:15:18,383 Well, according to Robert Louis Stevenson, you did. 232 00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:22,443 He said, "The cruelest lies are often told in silence." 233 00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:24,148 Hm. 234 00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:29,126 But didn't Calvin Coolidge say,"Nothing he never said ever did him any harm"? 235 00:15:29,194 --> 00:15:31,185 Very good. 236 00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:39,093 Thomas Mann once said, "A harmful truth is better than a useful lie." 237 00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:42,038 Not bad. Wait, wait, wait! 238 00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:47,875 Turkish proverbs was, "He who tells the truth will be chased out of nine villages." 239 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,938 Excellent. 240 00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:53,880 But I believe the final word would be Heywood Broun. 241 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,649 "For truth there is no deadline." 242 00:15:57,523 --> 00:16:00,822 Oh! That's three to two. You beat me, Wilson. 243 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,527 So, why didn't you call the girl, Tim? 244 00:16:03,595 --> 00:16:07,827 I was afraid that if I called her, she'd start crying, and I'd feel bad. 245 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:11,734 Well, sometimes, Tim, when a relationship ends and a person cries, 246 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:15,638 they aren't just tears of sorrow, but of liberation. 247 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:18,472 - A woman needs closure. - Exactly. 248 00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:20,671 - Jill said that yesterday. - Smart woman. 249 00:16:20,746 --> 00:16:22,737 Yeah, she is. 250 00:16:23,615 --> 00:16:26,607 That's fantastic. Wait, wait. Hold on a second. 251 00:16:26,685 --> 00:16:30,451 This is Stacey. Al wants to have lunch with her. 252 00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:34,585 Hey, listen. Why don't we double? We could do it today. 253 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:37,026 No, no. Yeah. Me and Tim, you and Al. 254 00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:40,259 Hey, no. Tim loves the idea. He'll love it. 255 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:45,565 I'll have Tim talk to Al and we'll just all meet at, uh, Big Mike's? 256 00:16:45,637 --> 00:16:48,003 Yeah... What time is good for you? 257 00:16:48,073 --> 00:16:50,041 Never! 258 00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:52,771 One o'clock is fine. 259 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:55,905 That's great. OK. All right, bye. 260 00:16:57,282 --> 00:17:00,012 - Why did you do that? - Because I love to get people together. 261 00:17:00,085 --> 00:17:02,315 You know, Stacey said that after they went to look at the house, 262 00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:06,586 they went out and had drinks, she was captivated by Al. 263 00:17:06,658 --> 00:17:08,956 How many drinks did she have? 264 00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:14,490 Stacey and Al going out together. 265 00:17:14,566 --> 00:17:18,297 Al's gonna get some pretty juicy tidbits about you. 266 00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:21,635 They're not right for each other. What do they have in common? 267 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:24,198 Well, they both don't like you. 268 00:17:27,279 --> 00:17:30,214 - Hey, you're late. - I know, I know. I'm sorry. 269 00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:35,618 I just lost all track of time. Bob Vila was doing a one-hour special on glue guns. 270 00:17:35,687 --> 00:17:37,746 Well, at least you have a good excuse. 271 00:17:37,823 --> 00:17:40,690 Well, I'll make it up. I'll only take a half-hour for lunch. 272 00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:42,624 - You and I are going to lunch. - Great. 273 00:17:42,694 --> 00:17:44,685 With Jill and Stacey, huh. 274 00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:47,288 - Stacey's going to lunch? - Yeah. 275 00:17:47,366 --> 00:17:49,561 Well, no. I can't make that. 276 00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:51,296 You told her you were going to have lunch with her. 277 00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:54,168 Well, I was being polite. 278 00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:56,400 Al, she's a terrific gal. 279 00:17:57,609 --> 00:18:01,477 - She's not my type. - Not your type? She's alive. 280 00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:08,880 Well she's... She is, she's a very nice woman, but when I was with her last night, 281 00:18:08,954 --> 00:18:13,015 there just... there wasn't any chemistry. It was like being with my sister. 282 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:16,289 Ugh! Not good. I've seen your sister. 283 00:18:18,464 --> 00:18:23,094 Well, listen, I'll just keep setting up and you go. Just tell her that I'm busy. 284 00:18:23,168 --> 00:18:26,001 No, no, no, no. You're gonna tell her you're not having lunch with her. 285 00:18:26,071 --> 00:18:31,373 No, I don't... Well, what am I supposed to tell her? I mean, am I supposed to say, 286 00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:35,243 "Stacey, when I'm with you, I don't hear any violins and accordions"? 287 00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:37,612 You tell her whatever you... 288 00:18:40,185 --> 00:18:42,210 Accordions? 289 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,852 In some countries, it's considered the instrument of love. 290 00:18:45,924 --> 00:18:49,917 Well... Stacey needs some closure. You gotta end this relationship. 291 00:18:49,995 --> 00:18:53,260 What relationship? It's not like we've been dating for two years. 292 00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:55,892 I was with her for a couple of hours. 293 00:18:55,968 --> 00:19:00,667 Al, a couple of hours with you is like a couple of years to most people. 294 00:19:00,739 --> 00:19:03,572 - You gotta go down there with me. - No, I don't want to. 295 00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:06,873 - You've got to go with me. - I don't want to and you can't make me. 296 00:19:06,945 --> 00:19:08,776 I'm not gonna go down there and lie for you, Al. 297 00:19:08,847 --> 00:19:10,838 (grunts) 298 00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:14,781 - Hi, guys. - Oh, hi, Tim. 299 00:19:14,853 --> 00:19:16,445 Hi, sweetie. 300 00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:18,114 Where's Al? 301 00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:20,181 - Al? - Yeah. 302 00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:24,428 He didn't want to... 303 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,689 ...to leave the show without setting up. 304 00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:31,031 Oh. So, he's not coming? 305 00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:33,628 - No. - Oh, that's too bad. 306 00:19:33,705 --> 00:19:39,644 - OK, let's eat. I'm having those chili fries. - Not unless you wanna sleep downstairs. 307 00:19:39,711 --> 00:19:43,169 This is so cool. Who would have thought that you would visit your ex-boyfriend, 308 00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:47,275 meet his friend and actually really like him? 309 00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:50,321 He's so attractive. I hope I hear from him. 310 00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:53,051 Oh, I think he's gonna call you. Don't you think so, Tim? 311 00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:55,525 He'll call. 312 00:19:55,594 --> 00:20:00,463 I could tell that he really liked you when he was at the house. Don't you think so, Tim? 313 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,397 He had feelings. 314 00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:05,095 - He's... Al, Al, hey. - Oh, hi. 315 00:20:05,170 --> 00:20:07,604 Hi, Stacey. Gee... 316 00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:10,972 I'm sorry, I should never have put Tim in this awkward position. 317 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,876 - It's OK, Al. - No, no. It was wrong and I feel bad. 318 00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:17,245 I mean, if I didn't want to go out with you, I should have been man enough to tell you, 319 00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:19,716 and not have Tim tell you that. 320 00:20:22,654 --> 00:20:26,215 Guess I can have those chili fries now, huh? 321 00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:31,861 - You didn't tell her? - Look, it's OK. Al, it's no big deal. 322 00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:34,899 I mean, if you're not interested, you're not interested. 323 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:37,558 I... I'm sorry. 324 00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:41,095 Yeah, me too. 325 00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:43,266 Glad that you understand. 326 00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:47,844 - Oh, this is kinda awkward. - Oh, please, please, we're all adults. 327 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,813 Let's just... Let's just all sit down and have lunch. 328 00:20:49,881 --> 00:20:53,248 You know, Al, you, me, and the big fat liar. 329 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:58,419 You know, Tim, you haven't changed a bit. Why didn't you just tell me the truth? 330 00:20:58,490 --> 00:21:00,481 This wasn't my closure. This was Al's closure. 331 00:21:00,559 --> 00:21:03,585 What are you talking about "closure"? We went out for a couple of drinks last night. 332 00:21:03,662 --> 00:21:06,426 - That's exactly what I was telling him. - Let's go get some more drinks. 333 00:21:06,498 --> 00:21:08,489 OK. 334 00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:14,894 You are pathetic! Pathetic, pathetic, pathetic. 335 00:21:14,973 --> 00:21:17,305 - What am I? - Pathetic! 336 00:21:17,376 --> 00:21:20,140 None of this would have happened if you'd called her 20 years ago, 337 00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:21,406 the way you should have. 338 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,471 If I'd called Stacey 20 years ago, I might be married to her. 339 00:21:23,548 --> 00:21:28,281 - And you'd be sitting there with Al. - So, there's a downside here? 340 00:21:28,353 --> 00:21:30,082 - Yeah. - Yeah? 341 00:21:30,155 --> 00:21:32,851 You wouldn't get any more of this. 342 00:21:34,526 --> 00:21:39,156 You do this pretty well for a big, fat, lying weasel. 343 00:21:43,101 --> 00:21:45,626 (wind blowing) 344 00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:48,462 (Western music) 345 00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:02,643 (up-tempo Western music) 346 00:22:18,236 --> 00:22:22,536 All right, Vila. There's only room in this shop for one of us. 347 00:22:23,909 --> 00:22:26,377 Go for your carpenter square. 348 00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:40,514 (Al) That's pretty fancy shooting there, pardner. 349 00:22:40,592 --> 00:22:42,457 No, not a mark on him. 350 00:22:44,062 --> 00:22:46,053 Defective gun, Al. 351 00:22:56,308 --> 00:23:00,335 (woman) Five, four, three, two... 352 00:23:00,412 --> 00:23:01,572 Cut! 353 00:23:01,646 --> 00:23:03,773 - Just get through this. - OK. 354 00:23:03,849 --> 00:23:06,613 Great. 355 00:23:06,685 --> 00:23:09,677 So, Jill... I'm sorry. 356 00:23:12,657 --> 00:23:14,648 Great. 30039

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