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Can you think of any better
way to spend our lives?
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Dude, I can't even think.
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Has my heart stopped beating?
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Keep flicking.
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LISTEN, GUM, BALL, THE WORLD,
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WILL END IN 24 HOURS, SO LOOK FOR THE SIGNS
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That was strange.
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Yeah.
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Keep flicking.
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THE END IS NEAR! THE END IS NEAR!
THE END IS NEAR! THE END IS NEAR!
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For our discount sale, so hurry up.
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That's weird. Where do you
think all those birds are going?
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What?
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You want my sandwich?
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Here, you can have it.
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Please let me go!
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Okay, there's something going on here.
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Yeah, first there was this
weird message from the TV.
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Then, the weird guy with the sign.
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And now the animals are acting weird.
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What's going on?
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Greetings organic units,
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would you be interested in signing
up for the science club excursion
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to watch the solar eclipse
in exactly 24 hours?
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24 hours?
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Uh, what exactly happens
in a solar eclipse?
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The Sun will be engulfed
by the Moon and the world
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will be thrust into complete
and unnatural darkness.
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Whoa, uh, and uh, is this gonna be like...
like a bad thing?
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Well, the Mayans believed that it
would signify the end of the world,
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but, of course,
that was before the advent of science.
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THE END OF THE WORLD!!
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Yes, but obviously,
it's just primitive nonsense...
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IN 24 HOURS!!
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Please let me finish...
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WE'RE DOOMED!!
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I'll take that as a "yes".
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24 HOURS?! Oh, this is horrible!
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All the things I wanted to do in my
life, all my plans...
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Ruined! RUINED!!!
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You know, I've been thinking...
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24 hours is actually quite a lot of time.
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Hey, you're right!
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I mean, how many minutes
are there in an hour?
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Like 60?
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So, that's like 60 times 24, which is...
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Three billion seconds!
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That's like ages!
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We've got to make every second count!
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You know, Darwin, I've never asked you,
what do you wanna do with your life?
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What are your hopes and dreams?
Who is Darwin Watterson?
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Well, I guess, that makes me
happy is helping other people
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who are less fortunate than ourselves due
the circumstances beyond their control.
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So I'd like to start a charity for...
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Where are you going?
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Dude, I don't think the end of the
world is time to get charitable.
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And besides,
you're getting a kind of boring.
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I think we're better off doing
some of the things I wanna do.
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Darwin, what are we doing here?
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Learning hard, so we can get a career,
a home and feed our children in the future.
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Darwin! There is no future!
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We need to make the most of it right now!
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No listening some baboon
drone on about algebra!
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Gumball, this is biology.
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Oh, who cares?! It won't matter
in 24 hours! Kiss me, Penny!
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I’ve got a surprise for you
today, children.
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A surprise test!
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Well, I’ve got a surprise for you!
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I’m not gonna do the test because...
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It’s the end of the world,
and nothing matters anymore!
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Not even this!
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How's that for a surprise?
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So, come on, everybody,
let’s turn our last day on Earth
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into the biggest...
party... EVER!
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OK, on second thoughts,
spending three hours
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on detention wasn't the
best use of our time.
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I'm gonna be late for my wedding now.
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Wedding?
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Yes Darwin, my wedding.
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By the power of the banana,
it is my duty to ask
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if there's anyone here
that has any reason why
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Gumball and Penny should
not be joined in marriage.
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Speak now or forever hold your peace.
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Actually, I've got more than one reason.
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Firstly, I'm 12 and so are you.
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Secondly, you didn't even
propose to me,
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you're just trying to marry
me in the school corridor.
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Hey, guys!
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Happy wedding!
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And finally, this is not a wedding ring.
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It's a bagel.
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But you know what?
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That shouldn't stop you for
asking me again in 20 years.
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Oh, but you don't have 20 years.
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Shhh... I love her too much
to let her know the truth.
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Hey, wanna get married?
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Gumball, why do you have a perm?
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It's just something I've
always wanted to do.
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So, mom, under normal circumstances, how
long do you reckon I'm going to live for?
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Well, your grandfather lived to be
102, so I wouldn't worry sweetie.
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Hmm. That's at least 90
more birthday presents.
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Mom, I'd like to make you
an offer you can't refuse:
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I wanna combine all of my birthday
presents in one manageable lump present.
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So, can I have a pony after dinner?
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What are you laughing at?
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Nothing.
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Do you want a tutu with that?
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If I get you a pony,
you'll get bored of it in a day.
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Not an issue.
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Okay... I'll get you a pony.
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Thank you, finally!
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As soon as your father
starts laying golden eggs.
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I haven't given up yet!
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All right. I was going to spare
you, guys, but...
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Okay...
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This morning, the TV spoke to
me, and here's what it said,
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"Dark times are upon us...
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burns everything it touches to ash".
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So, basically, there's gonna
be the solar eclipse, and...
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it's gonna be the end of the world.
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No one believes us.
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Have you tried to do something about it?!
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Well, Gumball got a perm
and tried to get married.
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I mostly ate ice-cream
on a roller-coaster.
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That's not what I'm talking about!
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We need to plan our survival!
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Apocaly-dips or not,
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the Wattersons will LIVE ON!!!
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Come on, come on! We need to go faster!!
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Dad, I think you need to
take the handbrake off.
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GOOD IDEA!
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Dad, you're in reverse.
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CORRECT!
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LET'S WALK!
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First thing to do in an emergency is
to panic and buy everything you can.
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Hey! No running in the supermarket.
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Ok! Let's race walk.
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This is pretty effective.
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Well, it's an Olympic event, you know?
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Now, you grab as much food as possible!
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AH! Queue! We don't have time for that!
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Look dad! The self-service aisle!
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Unexpected items in the bagging area.
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Please try scanning it more slowly.
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Insufficient scanning speed.
Please try scanning faster.
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A little bit faster.
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A little bit faster.
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A little bit faster.
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Scan successful.
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YES!
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Item unrecognized.
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Unexpected item in cranium area.
Please rescan.
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Insufficient scanning speed.
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Hey! Come back here!
You didn't pay for that!
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Dad, is this really necessary?
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Absolutely.
In every disaster movie I've ever
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seen, the family survives
by hiding in a bunker.
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Richard, that's not a bunker.
It's a toilet.
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C'mon, guys. Think outside the box.
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This's got everything
we need: a toilet, a...
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I don't think we're all
going to fit in there.
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We have to.
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Dad, for the last time,
there won't be any apocalypse.
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It's just an eclipse.
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Apocaly-gyps, apocaly-clips...
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It's all the same smarty-pants.
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I think this might be easier
if you left the TV outside.
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Nicole, you're describing a
world I do not wish to live in.
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I'll sacrifice myself.
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Look, honey, why don't you
and the boys stay in here
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