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[theme music playing]

[tires screeching]

We're finally going to get to see

Super Ultra Death Woman 4.

The Deathening.

She'll chew you up and spit you out.

She's tough as nails and harder than an old biscuit.

I had a nightmare

I was a biscuit once.

That's why I'm gluten free.

It's going to be so cool.

My daddy won't tell me what death is,

so I'm excited to learn about it

not only from an expert,

but a woman.

I hate these kinds of movies,

but I fear if I keep rejecting your invitations

you'll stop inviting me to things.

You're right to think so.

Now, come on. Let's go see a dang movie.

Hi. Three tickets for Super Ultra Death Woman 4: The Deathening, please.

No, not so fast, kiddos.

You little buddies are a bit too young for such a violent movie.

I know the perfect movie for you guys to watch instead.

Baby Dooky Dum Dum 6,

This time they suck on a big pinky.

Baby Dooky Dum Dum 6?

That movie is the worst.

I mean, one through three were good,

but man, they lost the plot after four.

Come on, guys, if they want a grown-up, we'll give them a grown-up.

Now we'll get treated like adults

or at least just one adult.

Augie?

You really think this is gonna work?

'Course it will. We're hot now.

[all] Whoa.

Oh, wow. That cloud looks like a worm.

Uh, excuse me.

[gasps] A man with the voice of a child.

Oh what? No, no, no, no.

[clears throat]

[in deep voice] Uhh, I'm an adult.

Oh, my bad, pal.

He's as slow as molasses in January.

So, how can I help you?

One ticket for Super Ultra Death Woman 4: The Deathening, please.

Huh. I can't help but think you look familiar.

Where do I know you from?

Oh, um... perhaps you've heard of us.

I mean, me, I am, uh, Mr. Flabby.

-Dabby. -Wabby.

Jabby? Yes, I'm Mr. Fabby Dabby Wabby Jabby,

and I'm a prominent lawyer

and I own a manor... with Ponies.

[suspiciously] Hmm.

[whispering] If he knows we're lying,

he's gonna call the cops.

Oh, I probably just saw you in super-hot yoga with Debbie.

Here ya go.

Yes. Finally.

Did somebody here say they're a lawyer?

I need one immediately for a law emergency.

Oh, yeah. This guy's a lawyer.

Uh, wha...

The cops actually came.

What are we going to do? We can't lie to a cop.

[laughs nervously] Yes, that's me.

An adult who's a lawyer.

Thank goodness.

Come with me.

[gulps]

Order! Order in the court.

I swear, the body was already dead when I found it.

Oh, I gotta... [mumbling]

Gimme one sec.

Guys, what do I do?

I've never been a lawyer before.

Just say something.

Anything.

'Cause if you don't, we'll never get to see Super Ultra Death Woman,

and they will arrest us.

I can't get my one thousand good night kisses from my daddy in jail.

[muffled noises]

Hmm. Something smells fishy.

And it's not Wally Gator for once.

Oh, thank goodness.

Why are you taking so long?

Have you got something to hide?

This is a court of truth.

[stammers] Uh, permission to approach the bench?

Oh, sure. Talk to me, babe.

What's up? Let's chiggidy-chat, yo.

Well, uh, you see it was in my head

and I was having thoughts.

Thoughts, you know, thoughts inside my head,

and while I was thinking, it led me to a thought

which led me to think...

uh... where's the potty?

Oh, that's easy.

It's down the hall--

[screams]

Not guilty.

[all cheering]

I'm not going to jail!

My gosh, we did it.

Hooray!

Get milked, ding dongs.

Ah, yes. Thank you. Thank you.

Mr. Flabby Grabby Jabby Jabby,

you cracked the toughest case in Jellystone history

and you're polling in at a 100% smartest guy in town.

Will you run for mayor?

Uhhh...

Just say yes or we will never get to see

Super Ultra Death Woman 4: The Deathening.

-Uhhh... -[Yakky] Get with it.

Yes, we will.

I mean, me... will run for mayor.

[all applauding]

[crowd cheering]

Mr. Crabby, Crabby, Crabby...

What's your stance on Corporate Megamergers and Trans-Pacific Partnerships?

I like... ponies.

Can't argue with that.

[chuckles nervously] What?

You know, we all should just skip the election

to make him mayor right now.

I concede.

[together] What?

How did it come to this?

I just wanted to see a dang movie.

And now we have to work in big government.

Just one more in,

and that's all my tiny wooden cups.

This really is the end of an era for old Huckleberry.

Now wait, just a minute here...

-Ahhh! -[groans]

Why'd you blow our cover?

Hey, it's hard work being legs.

My blood sugar's gettin' low.

We've gone too far, Augie.

You can't bonk the ex-mayor.

Relax, Yakky.

I just activated a chakra point on his head to put him into a coma

using defensive jutsu my daddy taught me.

Sick.

We're going to see Super Ultra Death Woman 4: The Deathening.

Even if we have to die.

Augie, I should just tell you now, death isn't...

No. spoilers!

[Mr. Jinks banging on door] Mr. Mayor? Mr. Mayor? Mr. Mayor...

Come on, guys.

Yeah, come... come.

[clears throat] Uh, come in.

Oh, it's so horrible, Mr. Mayor.

An alien mothership has landed in Jellystone Town Square,

and they want to see the town's leader,

or they'll destroy us all.

Set quadrants four, five and seven in medium frequency

and increase the amp by 5.7 notches.

Where the heck is the mayor?

Reporting for duty.

Uh, are the aliens real aliens?

I can't see past Granny's withered ol' tush.

It's like a dream.

Let me fill you in, Mr. Mayor.

We've managed to establish communication with the alien

on a primitive level using sound.

Allow me to demonstrate.

-[farts] -[lightening]

-[rooster croaking] -[cuckoo cooing]

[whirring]

They say to hurry up and bring them our leaders

so they can pass judgment on our civilization.

You're our only hope, Mr. Mayor.

Well, here goes nothing.

Yeah. Go get him, Mr. Mayor.

Oh. Uh...

Hello.

Oh, my gosh. He's so ugly.

Guys, guys. What do I do?

Well, in Nippon, people bow as a form of respect.

Um, welcome to Jellystone, handsome traveler.

Okay, we are bowing now.

[Shag] This is hard when there's like two extra butts in here.

[Yakky] I'm trying to hold.

[Shag] What's he doing?

[Yakky straining] I can't hold it much longer.

[straining]

Please, Please, Please, please, please, please, please.

Bleep.

[sighs in relief]

I'm slipping!

[grunts, screams]

Yackky, no.

Bleep

[laughs nervously]

Bleep

Okay, everything's fine now.

The alien went underground to go to sleep.

Yay! Whoo-hoo!

Are you okay, Yakky?

My life flashed before my eyes.

It was short.

Oh, why does this guy smell like Momma's hot bean steak?

Look, there's the hero who saved us from aliens.

Hmm. He's as big as Europe.

Hey, over here, big guy.

[sighs] I think we're in the clear, guys.

You mean we can go see...

...Super Ultra Death Woman 4: The Deathening?

Finally, it's time.

[sighs in relief] Let's do this.

[gasps]

Excuse me.

One ticket for Super Ultra Death Woman 4: The Deathening, please.

Hey, you're that guy from earlier,

or did you put on some sick gains, brother?

-Yes. -Well, here's your ticket.

From one big buff boy to another.

[blows]

-[gasps] -Got it!

Nuts.

[stammers] The... the...

The buddies from earlier.

[groans] Oh, we were so close.

At least I could hold you just once.

You can arrest us now.

Just be gentle.

Oh, you wish I would arrest you.

Not only did I almost let six people in

for the price of one ticket,

but I nearly let you pure, innocent, tiny children

see a movie that is way too violent

and much too mature for your little, tiny, infant, baby ages.

And now you forced me to have to give you...

the big boot.

Now turn your tiny butts around so I can kick them.

[car horn honking]

Now, what's all this then?

-[all gasp] -The real Mr. Flabby, Wabby, Jabby?

Word got lost between here and my cottage on the north side.

It's come to my understanding that you lot have been doing

quite a good job filling in for me.

Now, Mr. Concierge,

sir, I do believe, it is within movie law

that young fellows may be admitted to the theater

with an adult of appropriate age.

In this case, it would be yours truly. Wot? Wot?

[together] Huh?

Well, what do you know?

It's right here in the rule book.

Right next to, "Thou shalt not text during movies."

[together] Hooray!

Here are your tickets.

Our hardships are finally over.

Oh, this will be a night to remember.

[Ultra Death Woman] You've had this coming for a long time, Demon man.

-Prepare for The Deathening. -[man on screen whimpering]

Care for some popcorn?

[both screaming]

You could have told me death was gonna be so juicy. [whimpers]

I want my mama and a big binkie.

It's like my dreams...

But I'm awake.