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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:09,815 --> 00:01:11,214 Gray? 2 00:01:20,492 --> 00:01:22,050 Gray? 3 00:01:29,301 --> 00:01:31,098 I'm trying to watch. 4 00:01:45,684 --> 00:01:48,778 - Gray? - I'm trying to watch. 5 00:01:50,422 --> 00:01:52,390 You're late for work. 6 00:01:53,892 --> 00:01:55,655 I'm sorry. 7 00:01:56,395 --> 00:01:58,863 What were you watching? 8 00:01:59,064 --> 00:02:00,793 A peep show? 9 00:02:03,101 --> 00:02:06,161 - You're mean. - You're mean. 10 00:02:06,371 --> 00:02:09,431 Good comeback. Hey, let's go get some breakfast. Come on. 11 00:02:09,641 --> 00:02:12,201 No... I have an early lunch. 12 00:02:12,411 --> 00:02:14,208 With who? 13 00:02:14,413 --> 00:02:17,143 It's for a film. Some director. 14 00:02:18,984 --> 00:02:21,145 Little scotch and sofa? 15 00:02:22,888 --> 00:02:26,915 And... cut! Yes. Great job. Great. Everybody good? 16 00:02:27,125 --> 00:02:29,616 That was great for me. Gray, how're you feeling? Good? 17 00:02:30,062 --> 00:02:31,529 Was that good for you? 18 00:02:31,730 --> 00:02:33,755 We can go again. It's all about you. Cause I'm great. 19 00:02:33,965 --> 00:02:36,297 You good? Do you wanna go again? It was good for me. 20 00:02:36,501 --> 00:02:37,661 Was it good for you? Great, we can go to lunch. 21 00:03:20,912 --> 00:03:25,110 "O PREÇO DO SUCESSO" - I Love Your Work - 22 00:03:40,966 --> 00:03:43,560 Hey, Jimmy Stewart, take your hand out of your pants. 23 00:03:49,975 --> 00:03:51,567 Lovely. 24 00:03:59,451 --> 00:04:02,852 Hi, Mia, how are you? This is Elvis Costello calling. 25 00:04:03,255 --> 00:04:08,056 How are you? Good. I'm in town... call me. 26 00:04:08,260 --> 00:04:12,788 I'm in town. Did I say that? I think so. Call me, I'm at the Four Seasons. 27 00:04:14,266 --> 00:04:18,100 How bizarre! He sounded a little nervous almost. 28 00:04:18,303 --> 00:04:20,794 - He said he was in town five times. - I know. 29 00:04:22,174 --> 00:04:24,506 - Don't be mad at me. - No, I'm not mad at you, no. 30 00:04:24,709 --> 00:04:28,543 I'm not mad at all. It's just that he's... whatever. He's... 31 00:04:28,747 --> 00:04:31,011 He's Elvis Costello. He thinks he can just call up. 32 00:04:31,216 --> 00:04:33,810 - It's just tacky. - Okay, Jake LaMotta. 33 00:04:38,390 --> 00:04:40,221 So, how was your meeting? 34 00:04:41,493 --> 00:04:44,053 - I don't want to talk about it. - Okay. 35 00:05:13,458 --> 00:05:15,688 Repent! Repent! 36 00:05:33,311 --> 00:05:35,302 Talk to the press, okay? 37 00:05:49,661 --> 00:05:51,026 Mia! 38 00:05:52,831 --> 00:05:56,130 - Come on, man! Fuck you! - Well, you know... 39 00:05:56,334 --> 00:05:58,859 it's just a cameo. I play a heroin dealer and... 40 00:05:59,070 --> 00:06:02,198 I did it cause I got to wear a jump suit and give a super model a sponge bath. 41 00:06:02,507 --> 00:06:05,169 - Honey, you didn't wear a jump suit. - Well, you know what I mean. 42 00:06:07,846 --> 00:06:09,677 - Mia, you look gorgeous. - Thanks. 43 00:06:09,881 --> 00:06:12,850 - You're a lucky man, Gray. - Yes, I am. 44 00:06:30,735 --> 00:06:32,032 Mr. Gray! 45 00:06:36,141 --> 00:06:37,938 Mia, look over here! 46 00:06:40,011 --> 00:06:41,273 Mia, what are you wearing?! 47 00:06:43,481 --> 00:06:46,075 How about a smile, Gray? How about a kiss, guys? 48 00:06:50,188 --> 00:06:54,386 - Absolutely fabulous! - What a piece doggie doodie! 49 00:06:54,592 --> 00:06:57,152 Can you believe how huge that was at Sundance? 50 00:06:57,362 --> 00:07:00,195 Of course it was. It's about gay, heroin addicted angels! 51 00:07:00,398 --> 00:07:04,266 Well, Mr. Cynical, you stole it. And you looked fabulous! 52 00:07:04,469 --> 00:07:06,699 - Didn't he look fabulous, Mia? - What? 53 00:07:06,905 --> 00:07:09,806 He said I looked fabulous. Didn't I look fabulous? 54 00:07:10,008 --> 00:07:14,104 - He's saying he looked fabulous! - Gorgeous, he looked gorgeous! 55 00:07:14,946 --> 00:07:17,141 Mr. Dangerous! 56 00:07:18,249 --> 00:07:20,217 You were brilliant! 57 00:07:20,418 --> 00:07:22,318 - You were brilliant! - What? 58 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:23,646 Brilliant! 59 00:07:41,272 --> 00:07:43,763 The first time I saw her she was so gorgeous. 60 00:07:43,975 --> 00:07:47,968 My God! Name! And then I said, I want to fly you in under cover of darkness. 61 00:07:48,179 --> 00:07:49,771 I want to chop you up. I want snort you... 62 00:07:49,981 --> 00:07:52,950 and then I'll represent the fucking hell out of you. 63 00:07:54,819 --> 00:07:56,286 - Oh my God! - The gay mafia. Don't shoot. 64 00:07:56,488 --> 00:07:59,616 - Stick 'em up! - Put it down. Come here. 65 00:07:59,824 --> 00:08:01,121 How are you, pretty? 66 00:08:01,326 --> 00:08:02,953 - How're you doing? - Okay, how are you? 67 00:08:03,161 --> 00:08:05,459 - Hey, Stiev. - Mia, how're you doing? 68 00:08:05,897 --> 00:08:08,491 You look great! 69 00:08:10,368 --> 00:08:12,734 - It's good to see you. - Stiev, where did you get that suit? 70 00:08:12,937 --> 00:08:15,804 I don't know. Some Italian guy. It's hard for me to find clothes. 71 00:08:16,007 --> 00:08:17,975 I'm circus tall. 72 00:08:18,543 --> 00:08:19,840 You know what I mean? 73 00:08:20,211 --> 00:08:22,702 Gray, on the other hand, take him to Gap Kids one day. 74 00:08:22,914 --> 00:08:24,472 He's set for the year. 75 00:08:26,151 --> 00:08:31,054 I'm saying, I'm jealous. You got a great broad. You're easy to dress. 76 00:08:32,157 --> 00:08:33,522 Out of the way. 77 00:08:36,294 --> 00:08:39,593 - Wow! That's a weird moment. - I'm kidding. I'm just kidding. 78 00:08:39,798 --> 00:08:41,288 Come here. 79 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:47,167 Stop it. C'mon. You're terrific. Off screen he's better, honestly. 80 00:08:47,439 --> 00:08:49,498 - I love you, man. - I love you. 81 00:08:49,707 --> 00:08:51,402 Call me when I'm in town. 82 00:08:54,179 --> 00:08:56,807 - Charlotte! - Mia! 83 00:08:57,615 --> 00:09:03,110 - Is everybody as fucked up as I am? - We're all fucked up. Him especially. 84 00:09:04,422 --> 00:09:06,913 Could we get a drink over here, please? 85 00:09:07,659 --> 00:09:09,593 You didn't give her number to Elvis Costello, did you? 86 00:09:09,794 --> 00:09:11,386 Who? 87 00:09:13,398 --> 00:09:15,161 - It's okay. - What? 88 00:10:26,471 --> 00:10:28,132 Come on, Gray. 89 00:11:18,223 --> 00:11:20,248 Oh God! 90 00:11:31,035 --> 00:11:32,696 Oh God! 91 00:11:38,810 --> 00:11:41,574 I miss Sundays. 92 00:11:41,779 --> 00:11:43,804 It is Sunday. 93 00:11:44,015 --> 00:11:45,915 I know. 94 00:12:43,107 --> 00:12:47,510 That's a little frightening. 95 00:12:50,181 --> 00:12:54,550 These love letters are all from kids or something. 96 00:12:56,654 --> 00:12:57,643 Good morning, sunshine. 97 00:12:57,855 --> 00:12:59,447 Good morning. 98 00:12:59,957 --> 00:13:02,892 Here are your invitations... 99 00:13:03,094 --> 00:13:07,588 and your fan mail... cigarettes... okay, so if you... 100 00:13:07,799 --> 00:13:10,165 - Low fat? - Yeah. 101 00:13:12,704 --> 00:13:17,573 Tomorrow your urologist had to cancel cause he had to see his chiropractor. 102 00:13:17,775 --> 00:13:20,471 You need anything else then? Fruit? 103 00:13:21,379 --> 00:13:23,574 No? Okay. Okay. Bye! 104 00:13:23,781 --> 00:13:29,617 Gabriel... Camden. I think he's British. I can't read... 105 00:13:29,821 --> 00:13:32,517 - I like British guys. - Read it. 106 00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:36,285 "Dear Mia, I'm sure you hear this a lot. 107 00:13:36,494 --> 00:13:38,758 But you're a very, very beautiful woman. 108 00:13:39,030 --> 00:13:44,593 And I know you have a depth that few movie stars possess". 109 00:13:44,802 --> 00:13:47,862 Oh I feel so much better now. I need that every morning. Thank you. 110 00:13:48,072 --> 00:13:50,199 "I feel a genuine connection with you... 111 00:13:50,408 --> 00:13:52,000 and know that if you were to meet me... 112 00:13:52,210 --> 00:13:55,202 you would know that this is not just another fan letter." 113 00:13:55,413 --> 00:13:56,937 Really? 114 00:13:57,148 --> 00:14:00,117 Like you've never heard that one before. 115 00:14:00,318 --> 00:14:05,688 "I'm five ten with brown eyes and a good build and..." 116 00:14:44,061 --> 00:14:49,294 "If you're willing to have coffee or tea, if you would prefer... 117 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:51,968 then you'd know I wasn't just a fan... 118 00:14:52,170 --> 00:14:54,832 but someone with whom you could really relate." 119 00:14:58,910 --> 00:15:00,434 You should call him. 120 00:15:32,243 --> 00:15:34,871 - Hello? - Jett, it's me. 121 00:15:35,079 --> 00:15:38,344 - Cynthia? - No, it's Gray. 122 00:15:38,983 --> 00:15:42,578 - What are you doing here? - What do you mean? It's Sunday. 123 00:15:44,455 --> 00:15:47,618 I tried leaving a message. Your voice mail is full. 124 00:15:47,825 --> 00:15:51,852 - Oh yeah, I'm sorry about that. I... - You suck! 125 00:15:53,364 --> 00:15:58,131 Gray, look, I can't go out today, man. I've got a woman coming over. 126 00:15:58,569 --> 00:16:00,127 - Who? - You don't know her. 127 00:16:00,338 --> 00:16:02,169 I met her on the train. She's a waitress. 128 00:16:02,907 --> 00:16:04,772 I like the story, Gray! 129 00:16:06,744 --> 00:16:09,736 Are you sure? The light's so beautiful right now. 130 00:16:09,947 --> 00:16:13,110 She's got an ass like a twelve-year-old boy. I've got to prepare myself. 131 00:16:16,687 --> 00:16:18,314 See you. 132 00:18:04,328 --> 00:18:06,956 That'll be $ 37.24. 133 00:18:10,134 --> 00:18:12,398 Look, I'm sure you hate this, but... 134 00:18:12,603 --> 00:18:14,594 I just wanted to tell you that your work... 135 00:18:15,473 --> 00:18:18,408 it really, it really means a lot to me. It's had an impact on my life. 136 00:18:18,609 --> 00:18:20,304 Thank you. 137 00:18:20,978 --> 00:18:23,776 This probably sounds crazy, but I actually... 138 00:18:23,981 --> 00:18:27,280 I wrote you one of those letters a couple of weeks ago. 139 00:18:27,485 --> 00:18:30,045 - You did? - Yeah. My name is John Eckart. 140 00:18:30,254 --> 00:18:32,552 - Gray. - It's nice to meet you. 141 00:18:33,157 --> 00:18:35,853 You... sign that? 142 00:18:37,662 --> 00:18:41,462 You know, I've never done anything like that before. But I'm a filmmaker. 143 00:18:41,666 --> 00:18:44,533 Well, a grad student right now. But... 144 00:18:44,735 --> 00:18:48,227 surely, you are one of the few guys whose work actually inspires me. 145 00:18:48,873 --> 00:18:51,808 Well, thank you, that means a lot to me. Thank you. 146 00:18:53,244 --> 00:18:55,906 - You were in film school, right? - What? 147 00:18:56,113 --> 00:18:58,081 You used to be in film school, right? 148 00:18:58,516 --> 00:19:03,783 Yeah, I went to film school, and then I became an actor. 149 00:19:06,090 --> 00:19:08,786 You know, my girlfriend actually saw an exhibition of your photography. 150 00:19:08,993 --> 00:19:11,791 She said it was really wonderful stuff. She really dug it. 151 00:19:11,996 --> 00:19:14,123 Oh she did? 152 00:19:23,474 --> 00:19:26,375 - A cranberry muffin, sir. - Thank you. 153 00:19:27,745 --> 00:19:30,339 Gray Evans, I'd like to introduce you to my girlfriend, Jane Styros. 154 00:19:31,182 --> 00:19:33,980 - Hi. Nice to meet you. - Hi. Nice to meet you too. 155 00:19:35,119 --> 00:19:37,917 John and Jane, that's... 156 00:19:42,593 --> 00:19:44,686 - Well, I should probably... - Well, here's your stuff. 157 00:19:44,895 --> 00:19:46,954 - Do you need a bag or anything? - Oh no, I'm fine. 158 00:19:47,164 --> 00:19:49,689 Well, stop by any time. I'll give you a discount on the movies you're in. 159 00:19:50,034 --> 00:19:52,434 You'd have to pay me to buy those. 160 00:19:52,770 --> 00:19:54,635 It was nice meeting you! 161 00:20:00,978 --> 00:20:03,003 "I'll give you a discount on the movies you're in." 162 00:20:03,214 --> 00:20:06,047 That was so smooth, that was good. 163 00:20:41,752 --> 00:20:44,812 - Gray! - What are you wearing? 164 00:20:52,863 --> 00:20:54,125 How about a smile, Gray? 165 00:20:55,432 --> 00:20:57,525 Smile! Smile, Gray! 166 00:21:40,611 --> 00:21:44,138 It's all right. It's probably not as a big a deal as you feel it is cause... 167 00:21:44,348 --> 00:21:45,975 you're the one going through it. 168 00:21:46,183 --> 00:21:49,311 Everyone goes through stuff in relationships. 169 00:21:49,587 --> 00:21:51,919 - It's just... it's... - You know what I mean? 170 00:21:52,122 --> 00:21:54,750 Yeah. It's just... 171 00:21:55,292 --> 00:21:58,750 well, to be honest, it's just really getting ridiculous. We... 172 00:21:58,996 --> 00:22:02,932 we hardly ever have sex anymore. 173 00:22:03,534 --> 00:22:05,161 We don't make love anymore. 174 00:22:05,369 --> 00:22:10,500 Unless we're drunk or after some... fight. 175 00:22:11,742 --> 00:22:15,872 I knew a girl who was the most beautiful, attractive girl. 176 00:22:16,146 --> 00:22:19,274 - A really beautiful, smart, wonderful... - Which one? Which one? 177 00:22:19,483 --> 00:22:21,781 I don't think you knew her. Her name was Shelby. 178 00:22:22,086 --> 00:22:25,817 And she dated this guy, and there was nothing exceptional about the guy. 179 00:22:26,023 --> 00:22:28,321 I mean, she supported him. He didn't even have a job. 180 00:22:28,525 --> 00:22:32,359 He wasn't complimenting her. He wouldn't tell her he cared about her. 181 00:22:32,563 --> 00:22:34,030 He was always telling her, you're not doing this right... 182 00:22:34,231 --> 00:22:35,926 Exactly! 183 00:22:36,133 --> 00:22:39,193 Everyone would say: "You're great, you're beautiful"... 184 00:22:39,403 --> 00:22:42,201 He was always like: "You're not pretty in that". 185 00:22:42,406 --> 00:22:44,806 She showed up at my house one time. While we were talking or whatever... 186 00:22:45,009 --> 00:22:46,636 she had a black eye. 187 00:22:47,111 --> 00:22:50,808 I said to her: "Everyone says you're the most beautiful girl. 188 00:22:51,015 --> 00:22:54,917 You're the smartest, you're the best friend anyone could have. 189 00:22:55,119 --> 00:22:59,180 What the fuck are you doing with this fucking animal?". 190 00:23:01,258 --> 00:23:02,987 And she said to me: 191 00:23:04,295 --> 00:23:07,355 "He's the only one that tells me the truth". 192 00:23:09,433 --> 00:23:12,960 And that's when it gets... heavy. 193 00:23:13,170 --> 00:23:16,230 Cause you're usually so up and wonderful. 194 00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:19,500 - Yeah. - And you need to carry that with you. 195 00:23:20,644 --> 00:23:23,112 I just don't feel like that right now. 196 00:23:23,314 --> 00:23:26,977 - Stop it. Don't be that girl. - You're being very sweet. I'm sorry. 197 00:23:27,184 --> 00:23:29,846 - I'm serious. - No. 198 00:23:30,054 --> 00:23:33,785 I'm not being sweet. You've just been going through a heavy thing. 199 00:23:33,991 --> 00:23:35,959 I don't know. 200 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:40,426 But you are those things. You know that. 201 00:23:52,943 --> 00:23:54,467 And... cut! 202 00:23:57,815 --> 00:24:00,579 Could I get a hot towel? Could I get a hot towel? 203 00:24:06,156 --> 00:24:07,851 I know you were a little concerned about that scene. 204 00:24:08,058 --> 00:24:09,252 But I really think it's going to play well. 205 00:24:09,460 --> 00:24:11,451 No, it's just CGI. 206 00:24:11,662 --> 00:24:13,596 Fucking asshole. 207 00:24:13,797 --> 00:24:18,063 Oh Jesus Christ! Yehud, you scared the shit out of me. How'd you get in here? 208 00:24:18,702 --> 00:24:20,465 Do I ask you how you do your job? 209 00:24:20,671 --> 00:24:24,072 But I don't pay you to sneak up on me. 210 00:24:24,742 --> 00:24:27,267 I wouldn't go in there for awhile if I were you. 211 00:24:27,544 --> 00:24:32,140 Say! That was a pretty nice piece of chicken you had there in the elevator. 212 00:24:32,349 --> 00:24:34,943 Yeah, if you want to feel like a midget the rest of your life. 213 00:24:38,489 --> 00:24:42,186 - So, how are you doing, Yehud? - Not bad. Yourself? 214 00:24:42,726 --> 00:24:46,992 - I'm a little concerned. I mean... - Of course you are. 215 00:24:48,332 --> 00:24:50,698 - What do you mean? Should I be? - Relax, Gray. 216 00:24:50,934 --> 00:24:53,266 I'm only saying, people don't usually call me... 217 00:24:53,470 --> 00:24:55,028 unless they are concerned. 218 00:24:57,274 --> 00:25:00,004 - Yeah? - It's Samantha! 219 00:25:00,210 --> 00:25:02,735 Hi. I just wanted to make sure that you knew that Yoohude... 220 00:25:02,946 --> 00:25:04,573 - Yehud. - Yehud, sorry. 221 00:25:04,782 --> 00:25:06,613 Yeah. He scared the shit out of me. 222 00:25:07,618 --> 00:25:09,745 - Right. Sorry. - I think he's here. 223 00:25:09,953 --> 00:25:11,818 - Are you here, Yehud? - Yes. I am here. 224 00:25:12,022 --> 00:25:13,011 - Yes, he's here. - Okay! 225 00:25:13,357 --> 00:25:15,416 Good. I'm gonna go then. If you need... 226 00:25:15,626 --> 00:25:18,925 Okay, so, your gastroanterologist is... 227 00:25:19,596 --> 00:25:24,590 Dialect coach at three o'clock. Okay, I'm gonna go. I'll be on my cell. 228 00:25:24,802 --> 00:25:25,826 - Have a good rest of your day. - Yeah, you too. 229 00:25:26,036 --> 00:25:27,333 - Bye! - Bye. 230 00:25:29,073 --> 00:25:30,665 - Are you fucking her? - No. 231 00:25:30,874 --> 00:25:33,968 So look, Yehud, I don't know if it's a big deal or not. 232 00:25:34,411 --> 00:25:36,777 Gray, no one is trying to kill you! 233 00:25:36,980 --> 00:25:41,542 Yehud, I've seen the guy twice in two days. I'm telling you, he's fucked up. 234 00:25:42,753 --> 00:25:45,085 - Yeah? - Five minute warning, Gray! 235 00:25:45,289 --> 00:25:48,986 Okay! So, you know... 236 00:25:49,193 --> 00:25:51,821 You want I should hang around the set a little bit, huh? 237 00:25:52,029 --> 00:25:54,725 - Go to a few premieres? - Yes. Just check him out. 238 00:25:54,932 --> 00:25:58,595 All right, all right. I'll check him out. All right? 239 00:25:58,802 --> 00:25:59,894 Thank you. 240 00:26:00,104 --> 00:26:03,733 I have to make a ball game. Doing security for the playoffs. 241 00:26:03,941 --> 00:26:06,068 - I'll start tomorrow. - Hey... 242 00:26:06,276 --> 00:26:09,302 what do you know about Elvis Costello? 243 00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:12,248 You think Elvis Costello is stalking you? 244 00:26:12,449 --> 00:26:14,144 No. No. Never mind. 245 00:26:16,386 --> 00:26:17,648 All right. 246 00:26:20,023 --> 00:26:23,857 Oh by the way. That window. Security risk. 247 00:26:26,296 --> 00:26:28,127 Yehud is kidding. 248 00:26:32,503 --> 00:26:34,027 Listen to me! 249 00:26:34,238 --> 00:26:36,763 I want you to tell me the instant that you're ready to start reading again. 250 00:26:36,974 --> 00:26:39,340 Because if I start the day with 500 calls on my sheet... 251 00:26:39,543 --> 00:26:42,273 literally 499 of them are about you. Okay? 252 00:26:42,479 --> 00:26:46,540 "When is he reading? When is he reading?" 253 00:26:46,750 --> 00:26:49,241 I said: "First of all, he's a person. Second of all, I'm busy. 254 00:26:49,686 --> 00:26:52,621 And 3rd. Of all, I think it's a mistake... as an actor. 255 00:26:52,823 --> 00:26:54,120 He's not some other thing." 256 00:26:54,324 --> 00:26:55,791 But, I'm serious. I need you to tell me immediately. 257 00:26:55,993 --> 00:26:59,520 Because, seriously. 500 calls, 499 about you. 258 00:26:59,730 --> 00:27:01,994 I'm not kidding. I mean, I'm kidding a little, but... 259 00:27:02,199 --> 00:27:05,464 Yeah, okay. Hey, does anybody want anything from the bathroom? 260 00:27:46,843 --> 00:27:48,674 Hey, do you remember me? 261 00:27:49,246 --> 00:27:52,443 My name's John. You came into my video store. 262 00:27:52,649 --> 00:27:55,049 Yeah, yeah, yeah. What a strange coincidence. 263 00:27:55,252 --> 00:28:00,622 Yeah, no kidding. My girl's got us tickets to this thing. Do you want to... 264 00:28:00,824 --> 00:28:02,792 Thank you. 265 00:28:10,867 --> 00:28:12,459 Are you here alone? 266 00:28:12,669 --> 00:28:17,106 Oh no. I brought my girl. You met her the other day. Jane. 267 00:28:20,177 --> 00:28:21,644 Yeah. So, do you wanna... 268 00:28:24,314 --> 00:28:26,214 Hey, honey, look who I ran into. 269 00:28:27,217 --> 00:28:30,118 - That's funny. - Yeah. What a coincidence. 270 00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:32,880 - How are you doing? - Great. 271 00:28:33,857 --> 00:28:35,950 - We should... - You know... sorry. 272 00:28:36,159 --> 00:28:37,820 We went down to the zoo today and took some photos. 273 00:28:38,028 --> 00:28:39,427 Have you ever done that? 274 00:28:39,630 --> 00:28:42,463 - No, I haven't. - No? 275 00:28:45,269 --> 00:28:47,169 Don't you hate when people come up and bug you? 276 00:28:47,704 --> 00:28:49,433 Is that what you came up to ask me? 277 00:28:50,107 --> 00:28:52,268 Let's just go. He obviously doesn't want to be bothered. 278 00:28:52,476 --> 00:28:57,277 It's probably cool, right? It means people give a shit, right? 279 00:28:59,449 --> 00:29:03,749 When you were dying in that flick with the angels, what did you say? 280 00:29:04,221 --> 00:29:06,689 "Get me the fuck out of here." 281 00:29:06,890 --> 00:29:09,882 - That's what you said? - I've got to get back to my wife. 282 00:29:10,093 --> 00:29:13,961 Mia? I'd get back to her too, if I were you. 283 00:29:14,431 --> 00:29:18,891 The guy's a lot shorter than I expected. 284 00:29:19,970 --> 00:29:22,461 - It's a great place. - My God, where's it on? 285 00:29:22,673 --> 00:29:26,939 - It's down by Rosarito. - Rosarito. Have you been there? 286 00:29:27,144 --> 00:29:30,545 - It's gorgeous. Right on the beach. - But what do you do? 287 00:29:30,747 --> 00:29:34,911 - You go to the beach, relax... - Do you like the beach? 288 00:29:35,118 --> 00:29:38,747 If he wants me to go to Rosarito, fine. Have you been there? 289 00:29:38,955 --> 00:29:44,894 - You have? No way! - Gray Evans! I love your work. 290 00:29:45,095 --> 00:29:47,893 How about my work? Hello? 291 00:29:50,033 --> 00:29:50,897 Lovely. 292 00:29:53,270 --> 00:29:56,034 This is my friend, Charlotte. 293 00:29:56,239 --> 00:29:59,504 - Oh my God, song! - Nicely cap. 294 00:30:03,313 --> 00:30:05,178 It's something you say. 295 00:30:06,783 --> 00:30:11,243 The stuff that you did before... Unbelievable! 296 00:30:40,917 --> 00:30:42,350 Have you seen this crap? 297 00:30:43,820 --> 00:30:45,048 - What? - Listen to this. 298 00:30:45,255 --> 00:30:47,223 "We don't expect Gray Evans and Mia Lang's Euro marriage... 299 00:30:47,424 --> 00:30:50,587 to be long for this world. Sources report that their relationship... 300 00:30:50,794 --> 00:30:54,457 is as stormy as it is steamy. With both of them prone to fits of rage... 301 00:30:54,664 --> 00:30:57,064 and a history of tumultuous relationships." 302 00:30:59,403 --> 00:31:01,234 Well, it's not very nice. 303 00:31:02,072 --> 00:31:05,337 What? It's not very nice? It's fucking slanderous. Are you kidding me? 304 00:31:08,044 --> 00:31:12,913 What? Okay. Maybe you'll find this one amusing. Listen to this. 305 00:31:13,116 --> 00:31:15,710 "Apparently, Gray Evans is not a big Elvis Costello fan. 306 00:31:15,986 --> 00:31:19,353 After repeated phone calls from the King to Gray's wife, Mia Lang... 307 00:31:19,556 --> 00:31:22,753 sources close to the couple say Gray flew into a jealous rage. 308 00:31:22,959 --> 00:31:25,519 Is Elvis' aim true? We know someone doesn't seem to think so." 309 00:31:25,929 --> 00:31:27,157 "Sources close to the couple." 310 00:31:27,364 --> 00:31:29,992 Those were personal conversations that we had. 311 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,430 Who have you been talking to? 312 00:31:32,803 --> 00:31:36,000 I didn't tell anybody. Did you, darling? 313 00:31:39,643 --> 00:31:41,474 No! 314 00:31:42,712 --> 00:31:44,270 I don't even know why you read that stuff! 315 00:31:50,086 --> 00:31:52,748 I don't see how you can be so blasé about all this shit. 316 00:31:52,956 --> 00:31:55,652 It's just evil press. 317 00:32:05,569 --> 00:32:08,367 How come we never cook anymore? 318 00:32:11,107 --> 00:32:13,405 We never cooked. 319 00:32:22,252 --> 00:32:25,050 Don't be sad. 320 00:32:25,522 --> 00:32:28,889 Are you sad? Don't be sad. 321 00:32:30,293 --> 00:32:32,056 Come here. 322 00:32:33,263 --> 00:32:35,254 Stop it. Hey! 323 00:32:41,438 --> 00:32:44,566 - Do it again! - I hate you. 324 00:32:56,086 --> 00:32:58,111 What's that, right there? 325 00:32:59,623 --> 00:33:02,649 It's a script about a talking bunny. 326 00:33:10,100 --> 00:33:14,059 - Don't laugh about my work. - I'm not laughing about your work. 327 00:33:15,238 --> 00:33:17,672 - I'm laughing with your work. - Okay, fine. 328 00:33:55,345 --> 00:34:00,180 Mia, hi. It's Elvis Costello. It was great seeing you. 329 00:34:00,383 --> 00:34:03,011 Let's make a dinner plan. I'm in town. 330 00:34:08,558 --> 00:34:11,186 You don't lover her, you son of a bitch! 331 00:34:11,795 --> 00:34:14,457 - You motherfucker! - She's my wife! 332 00:34:14,664 --> 00:34:17,861 - Why don't you treat her like one? - You're hurting me! 333 00:34:18,068 --> 00:34:21,595 You're running from yourself! 334 00:34:21,805 --> 00:34:23,432 - Jesus Christ! - You're running from yourself... 335 00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:26,700 you stupid son of a bitch! 336 00:34:27,744 --> 00:34:30,144 That was great. Fucking brilliant. Feel good? 337 00:34:30,347 --> 00:34:31,712 Feel good, man? That was fucking excellent. 338 00:34:32,616 --> 00:34:35,813 - Method asswipe. - You never fucking stop the scene. 339 00:34:36,019 --> 00:34:39,978 - I fucking cut the scenes, capisci? - He almost broke my fucking arm! 340 00:34:40,190 --> 00:34:43,284 - What are you, a fucking idiot? - Yeah, I'm a fucking idiot. 341 00:34:43,493 --> 00:34:44,824 I'm gonna fire your ass. I don't give a shit who your father is. 342 00:34:45,028 --> 00:34:46,325 - Who cares? - Fuck off. 343 00:34:46,529 --> 00:34:48,224 Who wants to work with you anyway? 344 00:34:48,431 --> 00:34:50,592 - Was that good? Yeah? - I don't feel good. I need another one. 345 00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:53,166 Come on. Are you kidding me? 346 00:34:54,371 --> 00:34:55,998 Scumbag! 347 00:34:56,940 --> 00:34:57,736 Print that one! 348 00:35:33,710 --> 00:35:36,178 - Hello? - Hey, Gray. It's Felicia. 349 00:35:36,379 --> 00:35:38,540 - Hi, Felicia. - I'm good, thanks. 350 00:35:38,748 --> 00:35:40,807 So you sound like you have a little cold. Are you okay there? 351 00:35:41,017 --> 00:35:45,852 No, yeah. I just ate a chili. Some Thai food. 352 00:35:46,923 --> 00:35:49,221 I know what you're gonna say but Swoosh, the nightclub... 353 00:35:49,426 --> 00:35:52,395 is starting a magazine and they're doing a happy couples issue... 354 00:35:52,595 --> 00:35:55,462 and they want to photograph hip couples in casual settings. 355 00:35:55,665 --> 00:35:59,101 Like at home or playing tennis. And they want you and Mia for the cover! 356 00:35:59,302 --> 00:36:01,930 - We'll do it. - Wow, that was easy. 357 00:36:04,274 --> 00:36:06,640 No way, Gray. That's too tacky. I can't do that. 358 00:36:07,143 --> 00:36:09,077 No, it's not tacky. We can do whatever we want. 359 00:36:09,279 --> 00:36:10,871 They're just gonna follow us around. 360 00:36:11,081 --> 00:36:12,412 And we can do whatever we want to do. 361 00:36:12,615 --> 00:36:15,277 No, I'm sorry. I can't be part of it. 362 00:36:15,485 --> 00:36:19,512 I don't understand you. You hate the business. You hate the rags. 363 00:36:19,723 --> 00:36:21,657 You hate that we're a celebrity couple. 364 00:36:21,858 --> 00:36:25,294 No. We are what we are. We might as well show them what we are. 365 00:36:25,495 --> 00:36:28,487 Instead of all this stormy, tempestuous bullshit that they hear about. 366 00:36:28,698 --> 00:36:31,792 - But we are stormy and tempestuous. - No, we're not! 367 00:36:45,515 --> 00:36:48,712 It's me, Jett. Look, I'm sorry about the other day. 368 00:36:48,918 --> 00:36:54,185 Anyway, I've got to have a colonoscopy in a couple of weeks... 369 00:36:54,758 --> 00:36:57,488 And I met this little redhead who said she met you. 370 00:36:57,694 --> 00:36:59,184 She's doing a piece in the same show. 371 00:36:59,395 --> 00:37:02,193 Her name's Jenny or Jane or something. 372 00:37:02,398 --> 00:37:06,300 Don't bother calling back. I'll be soaking. I'm feeling achey. 373 00:37:09,005 --> 00:37:13,874 Of all the people I've interviewed nobody's done anything so outdoorsy. 374 00:37:14,077 --> 00:37:17,672 It's really cute. Is the zoo kind of like a thing? 375 00:37:17,881 --> 00:37:20,406 - No, not really. No. - Well... 376 00:37:20,617 --> 00:37:26,522 we both really love wildlife. And we like taking walks together. 377 00:37:26,723 --> 00:37:29,487 So, it's like killing two birds with one stone. 378 00:37:29,692 --> 00:37:33,458 - Yeah. We don't love birds. - Hi, how you doing? Hi. 379 00:37:34,731 --> 00:37:39,293 - This is so organic, Gray. - Yeah. I knew you'd love it. 380 00:37:39,836 --> 00:37:42,361 Get a... we're just gonna get a shot of you guys. 381 00:37:42,572 --> 00:37:44,870 - Okie-dokie. - Smile! 382 00:37:56,653 --> 00:37:59,349 So, honey, what do you want to see first? 383 00:37:59,789 --> 00:38:05,091 - A marriage counselor. - That's not an animal. 384 00:38:05,628 --> 00:38:07,493 First of all, I just want to thank you guys for doing this. 385 00:38:07,697 --> 00:38:10,791 I really appreciate it. And you just both look phenomenal. 386 00:38:13,903 --> 00:38:17,566 Jeez! Do you want water? Do you need water? 387 00:38:17,774 --> 00:38:19,036 - No, I'm fine. - You sure? 388 00:38:19,242 --> 00:38:20,470 - Yeah. - Okay. 389 00:38:21,711 --> 00:38:26,114 So, average day, what do you guys do? Day off. A Sunday. 390 00:38:27,717 --> 00:38:29,810 Go ahead. 391 00:38:30,019 --> 00:38:35,423 Well, we... we get up around four in the afternoon... 392 00:38:35,692 --> 00:38:39,025 order pizza... fix around... 393 00:38:39,229 --> 00:38:41,493 what do you say, honey? Around five, five-thirty-ish. 394 00:38:42,365 --> 00:38:45,766 - Fix? - Yeah. Shoot up heroin. 395 00:38:51,407 --> 00:38:53,341 - We're kidding. We're kidding. - Right. 396 00:38:53,543 --> 00:38:57,673 You know, it's pretty normal. It's just like anybody else. 397 00:38:57,881 --> 00:39:02,181 Just wake up, have breakfast... 398 00:39:02,919 --> 00:39:04,819 you know... 399 00:39:06,689 --> 00:39:09,590 read the paper, you know? 400 00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:13,957 Just read the paper. 401 00:39:18,668 --> 00:39:20,192 You gave me fake tits, man. 402 00:39:20,703 --> 00:39:24,070 - What? - We agreed to be on good behavior. 403 00:39:24,274 --> 00:39:25,502 They don't get your sense of humor. 404 00:39:25,708 --> 00:39:29,405 Excuse me! It's not my fault they're fucking bimbos! 405 00:39:29,612 --> 00:39:32,979 Oh hey! Don't sshh me. Don't sshh me, okay? 406 00:39:33,182 --> 00:39:35,173 I am just being myself. Isn't that the fucking point? 407 00:39:35,385 --> 00:39:40,550 - Be quiet, godammit! - But, why? This is who we really are! 408 00:39:42,859 --> 00:39:44,884 Holy... 409 00:40:32,175 --> 00:40:34,370 Hello, Mr. Evans. 410 00:40:52,628 --> 00:40:54,289 - Are you all right, sir? - What are you doing? 411 00:40:54,497 --> 00:40:55,657 You have the right to remain silent. 412 00:40:56,332 --> 00:40:59,665 - He's got a gun! - You have the right to an attorney. 413 00:41:01,771 --> 00:41:03,466 - What the fuck are you doing? - What does it look like? 414 00:41:03,673 --> 00:41:05,573 - Making news. - What? 415 00:41:16,352 --> 00:41:18,616 Has Gray Evans gone bonkers? 416 00:41:18,821 --> 00:41:20,379 Or is this just another example of a fan... 417 00:41:20,590 --> 00:41:23,684 taking his admiration of his favorite star too far? 418 00:41:23,893 --> 00:41:27,590 Some speculate that Larry Hortense might very well be responsible... 419 00:41:27,797 --> 00:41:29,856 for several celebrity stalkings. 420 00:41:30,066 --> 00:41:32,159 Others question whether the star... 421 00:41:32,368 --> 00:41:36,065 was just pulling all that kung fu training for his upcoming film... 422 00:41:36,272 --> 00:41:38,536 abusing on an innocent fan. 423 00:41:38,741 --> 00:41:41,301 Sources close to the couple say Gray and Mia... 424 00:41:41,511 --> 00:41:44,537 are spending a quiet evening at home together. 425 00:41:51,454 --> 00:41:55,185 Gray? What were you thinking? 426 00:41:58,194 --> 00:42:00,628 I was just thinking it would be nice not to get shot. 427 00:42:01,531 --> 00:42:07,026 Shot? By whom? All the guy wanted you to do was sign a copy of his book. 428 00:42:07,236 --> 00:42:09,966 It was "Catcher in the fucking Rye", Louis. 429 00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:13,675 - So creepy. - Are you serious? 430 00:42:19,415 --> 00:42:23,681 - Hi. - Hi, sweetie. How are you? 431 00:42:27,824 --> 00:42:29,849 Oh look. It's the Wild Bunch. 432 00:42:31,060 --> 00:42:34,029 - Have you issued a statement yet? - No, I wanted to talk to you guys first. 433 00:42:34,230 --> 00:42:35,925 Right. Good. We're going to keep it simple. 434 00:42:36,199 --> 00:42:37,791 Obviously I'm just an entertainment attorney. 435 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,400 So until we find Gray a criminal attorney... 436 00:42:40,603 --> 00:42:42,400 I think it's best that we just say it was an act of self-defense. 437 00:42:42,605 --> 00:42:44,095 It was an act of self-defense. 438 00:42:44,307 --> 00:42:47,674 Really? An act of self-defense? Did he threaten you, Gray? 439 00:42:47,910 --> 00:42:50,777 I've seen the guy 90 fucking times! 440 00:42:52,448 --> 00:42:54,746 Yehud, can you please tell them that the last thing a stalker is gonna do... 441 00:42:54,951 --> 00:42:58,182 before he shoots you in the head is explain it to you first. 442 00:42:58,521 --> 00:43:03,185 It's true. You know, there does seem to be a stalking epidemic going on. 443 00:43:03,392 --> 00:43:06,259 That's fine, but this guy is not a stalker. He's a fan. 444 00:43:06,863 --> 00:43:08,660 Yeah. And Mark Chapman just loved the "White Album". 445 00:43:08,865 --> 00:43:09,854 Well, it was a good album. 446 00:43:10,199 --> 00:43:13,134 Look, this guy is pressing charges, okay? This is serious. 447 00:43:13,336 --> 00:43:15,770 This is absurd. Get me another drink, please. 448 00:43:16,072 --> 00:43:17,505 What do you want, Scotch? 449 00:43:17,707 --> 00:43:20,232 - How are you doing? - I'm sorry? 450 00:43:20,443 --> 00:43:22,536 - How are you? - I'm fine, thanks. 451 00:43:22,745 --> 00:43:24,872 - I haven't seen you in a while. - I'm sorry? 452 00:43:26,649 --> 00:43:29,914 All right, so we'll regroup tomorrow? Gray, just get some rest. 453 00:43:30,153 --> 00:43:32,314 - Yehud, can I talk to you for a moment? - Yeah. 454 00:43:32,522 --> 00:43:35,286 - Vicodin? - Yeah. 455 00:43:40,997 --> 00:43:46,799 Remember, you have a breakfast at ten-thirty! 456 00:43:47,570 --> 00:43:49,299 There's something else that I wanted to talk to you about. 457 00:43:49,505 --> 00:43:52,030 And I know that you'll probably think I'm pretty paranoid here. 458 00:43:52,241 --> 00:43:58,476 But, really, at this point... 459 00:43:58,681 --> 00:44:01,013 I'm at my wit's end and... 460 00:44:01,217 --> 00:44:04,084 - What is the problem? - Well, okay. 461 00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:14,321 Last week I got a fan letter from this guy. 462 00:44:14,764 --> 00:44:17,062 - Hortense? - No, no, no. It's a different guy. 463 00:44:17,266 --> 00:44:18,255 A different guy. 464 00:44:18,868 --> 00:44:21,029 I coincidentally meet him the same day. 465 00:44:21,237 --> 00:44:22,966 Nice to meet you. 466 00:44:23,172 --> 00:44:24,161 Okay? 467 00:44:25,975 --> 00:44:28,034 Two days later... 468 00:44:28,578 --> 00:44:32,844 I again, coincidentally, run into him and his girlfriend. 469 00:44:33,049 --> 00:44:39,545 Who, apparently, is a fan of my photography. Whatever. 470 00:44:39,889 --> 00:44:44,019 Then, three days ago, I get a message from my friend, Jett. 471 00:44:44,227 --> 00:44:46,923 I tried leaving you a message. Your voicemail's full. 472 00:44:47,129 --> 00:44:51,361 Some girl is doing an art installation with my friend. 473 00:44:51,567 --> 00:44:53,535 I'm feeling achey. 474 00:44:55,271 --> 00:44:57,432 Right? 475 00:44:57,940 --> 00:45:00,067 Right. 476 00:45:04,747 --> 00:45:07,409 I'm going to suggest... 477 00:45:07,617 --> 00:45:10,415 putting a couple of guys on you. 478 00:45:10,620 --> 00:45:14,147 - No, no, no... - Nothing much. 479 00:45:14,357 --> 00:45:17,554 Yehud, no. I'm not a freak. I don't want... 480 00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:20,490 You are a freak. You're a movie star. 481 00:45:20,696 --> 00:45:24,393 - I just want you to check them out. - All right. 482 00:45:24,767 --> 00:45:26,496 - What about a gun? - What? 483 00:45:26,702 --> 00:45:29,466 - That will make you feel better. - No! 484 00:45:29,672 --> 00:45:32,004 Do I look like Charlton Heston? No, no gun! 485 00:45:32,208 --> 00:45:34,335 All right, all right. But, if you change your mind... 486 00:45:34,543 --> 00:45:36,738 No, I'm not going to change my mind. Just look into it. 487 00:45:36,946 --> 00:45:39,642 All right, all right. You don't have to get snappy with me, huh? 488 00:45:39,849 --> 00:45:41,373 No, I'm not getting... Yehud. 489 00:46:50,386 --> 00:46:52,980 I'm so sorry, Shana baby. I wanted to do laundry with you. 490 00:46:53,189 --> 00:46:55,089 That's all right, little man. How did you do? 491 00:46:55,291 --> 00:46:57,316 Well, it was good, but I know I shouldn't get too riled. 492 00:46:57,526 --> 00:46:59,858 You're cute when you're riled. How about some food? 493 00:47:00,062 --> 00:47:01,393 See that's why I'm really excited. 494 00:47:01,597 --> 00:47:04,065 I bought these 2 big heads of ice berg. 495 00:47:04,266 --> 00:47:06,166 Does someone want his favorite salad? 496 00:47:06,369 --> 00:47:10,328 - Somebody maybe might. - Because my baby needs to lose a few. 497 00:47:12,475 --> 00:47:15,410 - I missed you all day. - I missed you more. 498 00:47:15,611 --> 00:47:17,579 Let's never spend more than 4 h apart. 499 00:47:17,780 --> 00:47:19,247 I say okay. 500 00:47:24,754 --> 00:47:28,349 Did you get some good stuff today? The sky was so crazy blue. 501 00:47:28,557 --> 00:47:30,388 Hey, good lookin', let me get a shot of you. 502 00:47:35,498 --> 00:47:36,863 Perfect. 503 00:48:19,742 --> 00:48:21,869 Felicia gave me these headshots for you to autograph... 504 00:48:22,077 --> 00:48:24,443 for tap shoes for Toddlers. 505 00:48:24,647 --> 00:48:26,706 Okay. I know. I'm sorry. I'll hang onto them. 506 00:48:26,916 --> 00:48:31,546 Also, she wanted me to show you this. It's "The National... 507 00:48:37,092 --> 00:48:38,957 Have you seen this bullshit? 508 00:48:40,663 --> 00:48:42,290 They're probably going to use the National Probe as evidence. 509 00:48:43,699 --> 00:48:46,293 - Gray... - Can you fucking believe this shit? 510 00:48:47,002 --> 00:48:50,768 Don't worry about Hortense. He doesn't have a case. 511 00:48:50,973 --> 00:48:52,998 Yeah, okay. 512 00:48:54,844 --> 00:48:59,611 Tell me. Are you really afraid of these kids? 513 00:49:00,850 --> 00:49:03,910 I don't know. You tell me. Is this all them? 514 00:49:04,587 --> 00:49:08,250 - I'm the best bargain in town. - Yeah, right. 515 00:49:10,226 --> 00:49:11,215 So... 516 00:49:13,696 --> 00:49:15,254 what do we have here? 517 00:49:18,601 --> 00:49:22,731 John Eckart and Jane Styros. 518 00:49:23,939 --> 00:49:26,407 They live near the video store where you first met them. 519 00:49:26,609 --> 00:49:32,411 But, Gray, I'm telling you, there's nothing to worry about here. 520 00:49:35,751 --> 00:49:39,414 - Are they in love? - Made my stomach turn. 521 00:49:39,622 --> 00:49:44,059 Do you want to see a picture of the girl naked? She's a natural redhead. 522 00:49:44,260 --> 00:49:45,784 No, thank you. 523 00:49:45,995 --> 00:49:49,260 No fire in the hole, huh? 524 00:49:50,232 --> 00:49:53,599 So, what's a normal day for them? What do they do? 525 00:49:53,869 --> 00:49:57,327 - Just couple stuff, mostly. - Yeah? What stuff? 526 00:49:57,773 --> 00:50:01,869 - Just what normal couples do. - Well, what do normal couples do? 527 00:50:02,545 --> 00:50:05,173 For instance, what did they do last night? Just for an example. 528 00:50:05,381 --> 00:50:08,509 Last night? Last night? 529 00:50:08,717 --> 00:50:14,246 Last night, John finished work a little later than usual. 530 00:50:14,456 --> 00:50:19,758 He picked out some DVD's. Some French shit, I think. 531 00:50:20,129 --> 00:50:24,862 He went to the hardware store, picked up a new shower curtain. 532 00:50:25,134 --> 00:50:30,231 Then he went grocery shopping. He got home around 7. 533 00:50:31,173 --> 00:50:32,504 It's a small joint. 534 00:50:32,808 --> 00:50:37,302 Studio apartment. Lots of knick-knacks. 535 00:50:37,513 --> 00:50:41,813 Art pieces on the walls. It's kind of a beatnik deal. 536 00:50:42,017 --> 00:50:44,952 Anyway, then he heads into the kitchen... 537 00:50:45,154 --> 00:50:46,985 and it looks like he sneaked up on her. 538 00:50:49,858 --> 00:50:55,797 It was as though they had not seen each other for days. Or weeks. 539 00:50:55,998 --> 00:50:59,832 But, in fact it was 9 hours and 20 minutes. 540 00:51:00,636 --> 00:51:04,003 Then he made her dinner. 541 00:51:06,609 --> 00:51:08,133 What did he make? 542 00:51:08,344 --> 00:51:14,340 Sea bass with a Teriyaki glaze. Brown rice and asparagus. 543 00:51:18,287 --> 00:51:20,187 Did she like it? 544 00:51:20,923 --> 00:51:23,892 What is all this shit? What are all these papers? 545 00:51:24,093 --> 00:51:28,894 This? This is a transcript. Shotgun mike from outside their window. 546 00:51:30,766 --> 00:51:35,362 - You don't fuck around, Yehud. - That's just what 5 grand buys you. 547 00:51:35,571 --> 00:51:39,405 For ten, I can pose as Jane's gynecologist. 548 00:51:39,608 --> 00:51:46,036 No, I'm cool. Thank you. Look, they seem really harmless... 549 00:51:46,248 --> 00:51:49,240 and things have been really strange lately. 550 00:51:49,451 --> 00:51:54,650 - But can I hold onto that? - It's your copy. 551 00:51:54,857 --> 00:51:59,521 - Oh good. Thank you. - All right. I'll see you around. 552 00:52:01,830 --> 00:52:03,422 Yeah. 553 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:06,524 Gray. 554 00:52:09,171 --> 00:52:13,540 - Everything's going to be fine. - Oh I know. Yeah. 555 00:52:14,610 --> 00:52:17,170 - I'll be at Swoosh if you need me. - Okay. 556 00:52:37,933 --> 00:52:42,370 You're right. I think most of them make those smaller films... 557 00:52:42,571 --> 00:52:47,167 calling cards so they can then make bigger studio films, you know? 558 00:52:47,376 --> 00:52:51,107 I don't think they're doing it for the love of it. 559 00:52:51,313 --> 00:52:53,406 I know, Mia. Yeah, you're right. 560 00:52:53,615 --> 00:52:56,277 In the '70's, kids did it because they had to do it. It's like... 561 00:52:56,485 --> 00:52:59,318 with music, where kids don't even bother to learn to play. 562 00:52:59,521 --> 00:53:02,012 Now, movie cameras are the new guitars. 563 00:53:02,224 --> 00:53:05,523 - Directors are the new rock stars. - Right, right. Yeah. 564 00:53:05,728 --> 00:53:09,095 Here's your check, folks. I just want to say, have a great night. 565 00:53:09,298 --> 00:53:11,323 - You too. - Thank you. 566 00:53:11,533 --> 00:53:16,402 I'm sorry, I just have to tell you guys, I really love both your work. 567 00:53:52,908 --> 00:53:55,638 Hello, darling. 568 00:54:00,682 --> 00:54:03,082 What's all this? 569 00:54:03,485 --> 00:54:07,353 Well, we're always going out or eating take out and I figured... 570 00:54:07,556 --> 00:54:11,117 it would be nice to have a nice homemade dinner at home. 571 00:54:13,362 --> 00:54:16,422 - You made all this? - Can you fucking believe it? 572 00:54:18,300 --> 00:54:21,428 - Wow. Okay. - Have a seat. 573 00:54:23,839 --> 00:54:25,568 How was your day? 574 00:54:28,811 --> 00:54:34,943 Well, it was good. I ran some errands... 575 00:54:35,150 --> 00:54:37,584 and I made dinner. 576 00:54:38,020 --> 00:54:40,545 And, you know... 577 00:54:47,029 --> 00:54:49,725 - How was your day? - Fine. 578 00:54:49,932 --> 00:54:55,063 - Yeah? Work was good? - You know. Same old thing. 579 00:54:56,505 --> 00:55:01,807 Yeah, I hear you. First-time filmmakers can be a doozy. 580 00:55:02,010 --> 00:55:05,309 You never know why they're doing it. 581 00:55:05,514 --> 00:55:09,109 I always thought that... 582 00:55:09,318 --> 00:55:13,345 that those guys... they're making films... 583 00:55:13,922 --> 00:55:16,652 so that they can make big studio ones. 584 00:55:16,859 --> 00:55:19,885 They're not doing it for the love of doing it. 585 00:55:20,762 --> 00:55:22,855 So what's for dinner? 586 00:55:28,804 --> 00:55:33,867 We have a nice sea bass with Teriyaki glaze. 587 00:55:34,576 --> 00:55:36,942 Brown rice. 588 00:55:38,046 --> 00:55:42,574 And then we have something that will make your pee stink. 589 00:55:43,252 --> 00:55:46,050 I'm allergic to sea bass. Remember? 590 00:55:47,189 --> 00:55:50,647 I almost died that time. Ring a bell? 591 00:55:59,501 --> 00:56:03,961 - Does that ring your bell? - No. 592 00:56:06,742 --> 00:56:10,178 Wow. You don't remember making that phone call. 593 00:56:11,146 --> 00:56:13,410 I can play the message for you. 594 00:56:14,283 --> 00:56:17,514 It was about a job, Gray. He wants to make a musical with me. 595 00:56:20,222 --> 00:56:24,420 Well I think that's the biggest crock of bullshit I've ever heard in my life. 596 00:56:24,626 --> 00:56:26,821 Really? What, exactly? 597 00:56:27,562 --> 00:56:29,553 He just wants to do a musical with you? 598 00:56:29,765 --> 00:56:31,665 I was gonna tell you, but I don't know if you've noticed... 599 00:56:31,867 --> 00:56:33,858 you've been a little tense lately. 600 00:56:38,340 --> 00:56:39,932 You're just drunk. 601 00:56:40,142 --> 00:56:46,445 Why don't you just go, get sober, come back and we eat and we talk about it. 602 00:56:47,449 --> 00:56:50,850 Yeah, let's eat the sea bass. Maybe you can choke to death. 603 00:56:53,588 --> 00:56:57,354 You don't talk to me like that. What did I do wrong? 604 00:57:26,221 --> 00:57:28,212 - Hi. - Hi. 605 00:57:30,325 --> 00:57:31,883 Watching static? 606 00:57:32,094 --> 00:57:35,655 I was gonna watch a movie. Do you want to watch a movie? 607 00:57:40,035 --> 00:57:41,229 I had a dream. 608 00:57:45,374 --> 00:57:48,070 Was it a lucid dream? 609 00:57:48,944 --> 00:57:51,174 Yeah. I think I knew I was dreaming. 610 00:57:52,047 --> 00:57:58,213 And that's what you chose to do? I fly if I know I'm dreaming. 611 00:57:59,254 --> 00:58:01,882 Yeah, I'm afraid of heights. 612 00:58:03,859 --> 00:58:06,225 So now this is what you're choosing to do? 613 00:58:06,428 --> 00:58:11,195 Dreaming about dreaming about watching us on television? 614 00:58:12,934 --> 00:58:16,301 Yeah, because I love us. 615 00:58:17,406 --> 00:58:20,136 I love us too. 616 00:58:27,349 --> 00:58:30,409 He just wants an autographed headshot and he'll forget the whole thing. 617 00:58:30,619 --> 00:58:32,143 Now he's just gonna drop the charges? 618 00:58:32,354 --> 00:58:33,844 Yeah. 619 00:58:34,056 --> 00:58:35,148 - You gonna send him one? - I don't know. 620 00:58:35,357 --> 00:58:37,757 I think I want to go to trial on this baby. 621 00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:41,061 Hey, I've got to get home, so... 622 00:58:43,331 --> 00:58:45,822 Yeah. All right, I'll see you. 623 00:59:18,834 --> 00:59:22,429 - Hi, John. - Hey, Gray. How you doing? 624 00:59:22,704 --> 00:59:25,901 It's good to see you again. Hey, are you all right? 625 00:59:26,108 --> 00:59:29,043 I heard about the thing... whatever it was. 626 00:59:29,244 --> 00:59:32,509 - What thing? - I don't know, the incident... 627 00:59:33,014 --> 00:59:37,576 - No, everything's fine. - Just wanted to ask. 628 00:59:39,554 --> 00:59:41,715 Wow. I can't believe it. 629 00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:49,194 - You did it anyway. - I'm sorry, sweetie, I couldn't help it. 630 00:59:49,397 --> 00:59:53,197 - Wow, Jane. You look great. - Did you hear that? 631 00:59:53,401 --> 00:59:54,800 You love it. 632 00:59:56,238 --> 00:59:59,366 What happened to you guys the other night? 633 01:00:00,075 --> 01:00:03,135 You kind of seemed like you were being crushed by the masses in there... 634 01:00:03,345 --> 01:00:04,209 and she didn't feel so well... 635 01:00:04,412 --> 01:00:06,676 I get anxiety attacks at things like that. 636 01:00:06,882 --> 01:00:10,784 I have to take a horse tranquilizer every time I go to one of those things. 637 01:00:10,986 --> 01:00:13,477 Do you want anything? Cause I'm just about to close out my drawer. 638 01:00:13,688 --> 01:00:15,053 I'll give you the employee discount. 639 01:00:15,257 --> 01:00:19,591 Oh yeah. Can I look around for a second? Okay, thanks. 640 01:00:20,328 --> 01:00:22,421 - So... - So? 641 01:00:23,665 --> 01:00:25,860 - You hate it. - No, it's not that I hate it. 642 01:00:26,067 --> 01:00:29,127 - I'm just surprised. - Lie to me. Just pretend you like it. 643 01:00:29,337 --> 01:00:32,033 Okay, I'll lie, then. I love it. I think it's great. 644 01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:33,673 That's better. 645 01:00:58,500 --> 01:01:01,025 You're gonna leave me for her someday, aren't you? 646 01:01:03,605 --> 01:01:07,871 No, I'm not. Come on, I'd never be able to get her phone number. 647 01:01:08,076 --> 01:01:09,976 Jerk! 648 01:01:16,651 --> 01:01:18,642 You're my baby, baby. 649 01:01:18,853 --> 01:01:22,482 - I love you. - I love you. 650 01:01:30,198 --> 01:01:33,292 Do we have to rent a movie today? Can't we go out? 651 01:01:33,501 --> 01:01:36,061 - Well, let's go out and see a movie. - No. You know what I mean. 652 01:01:37,005 --> 01:01:38,666 "Singing in the Rain" is playing. 653 01:01:38,873 --> 01:01:41,467 Come on, please. It's movie day. Please, please, please. 654 01:01:41,676 --> 01:01:45,134 No. Yesterday was movie day. Today is living day. 655 01:01:48,016 --> 01:01:51,179 Who could resist such a blatant act of manipulation? 656 01:01:58,059 --> 01:02:00,084 Did you find anything you want back there? 657 01:02:06,434 --> 01:02:09,232 Hey, do you guys want to go get a drink? Or five? 658 01:02:12,107 --> 01:02:15,235 - Yeah. Sure. - Okay. 659 01:02:21,149 --> 01:02:23,879 Good night, Mr. Gray. 660 01:02:40,835 --> 01:02:45,363 - Where have you been? - Oh just kicking it by Jett's. 661 01:02:46,775 --> 01:02:50,768 Kicking it by Jett's or kicking it with Jett? 662 01:02:50,979 --> 01:02:55,211 Aren't we just a bunch poking in the swill? 663 01:02:59,120 --> 01:03:04,524 - Why are you so happy? - Can't I be happy? 664 01:03:06,928 --> 01:03:10,455 I don't know. Can you? 665 01:03:10,765 --> 01:03:13,427 Somebody had a bad day. 666 01:03:13,635 --> 01:03:18,163 Somebody lost some job to some 19-year-old model. 667 01:03:19,307 --> 01:03:23,141 I should just start sticking my finger down my throat like the rest of them. 668 01:03:23,345 --> 01:03:26,314 Oh God, that movie was horseshit anyway, sweetie. 669 01:03:26,514 --> 01:03:27,913 What? 670 01:03:29,984 --> 01:03:33,476 You're being all supportive, Gray. Is it Christmas? 671 01:03:33,822 --> 01:03:35,346 Sure. 672 01:03:37,092 --> 01:03:41,290 Now, you are in a good mood. 673 01:03:44,499 --> 01:03:50,267 Maybe you're in a good mood because I'm in a bad mood. 674 01:03:54,109 --> 01:03:56,942 Sweetie, you're so beautiful. 675 01:03:58,146 --> 01:03:59,135 - No. - Yes. 676 01:03:59,347 --> 01:04:01,747 - No. - Yes. 677 01:04:05,854 --> 01:04:09,346 I'm your fat old wife. 678 01:04:37,752 --> 01:04:39,720 Gray 679 01:05:12,687 --> 01:05:15,781 I want to dye my hair brown. What do you think? 680 01:05:15,990 --> 01:05:19,289 No color. Just cut it. 681 01:05:27,502 --> 01:05:32,132 - I love this. So beautiful. - You look beautiful. 682 01:05:33,041 --> 01:05:36,101 Hey, you almost done? Come to bed. 683 01:05:36,311 --> 01:05:39,144 No, I haven't even started yet. 684 01:05:40,715 --> 01:05:44,947 I don't know how much longer I can do this. Honestly. 685 01:05:45,153 --> 01:05:47,917 This thing is due on Thursday. I don't have a single idea for it. 686 01:05:48,122 --> 01:05:49,783 I have to work all day tomorrow. 687 01:05:54,295 --> 01:05:57,162 Maybe I just don't have anything left to say. 688 01:05:57,365 --> 01:05:59,333 Of course you do. 689 01:06:02,570 --> 01:06:04,868 What? 690 01:06:06,841 --> 01:06:10,436 Honey, you're just tired. 691 01:06:16,084 --> 01:06:20,248 It was crazy seeing Gray the other night with all those fans, huh? 692 01:06:21,122 --> 01:06:23,420 It's disturbing. 693 01:06:25,827 --> 01:06:30,992 - Yeah, I know, but come on. I mean... - What? 694 01:06:31,199 --> 01:06:33,064 - It would be nice to... - To what? 695 01:06:33,268 --> 01:06:36,965 To have a bunch of frat-brat date rapists mob you every day? 696 01:06:37,171 --> 01:06:40,197 Hey, some of my best friends are date rapists. 697 01:06:41,709 --> 01:06:45,304 No, I'm not talking about the fame and all that, but... 698 01:06:47,982 --> 01:06:52,885 this is bullshit. Working for minimum wage? It sucks. 699 01:06:53,087 --> 01:06:57,990 Working all day surrounded by movies other people made? It sucks. 700 01:06:58,192 --> 01:07:02,891 I can barely even afford this place. The pipes are rusted. 701 01:07:03,097 --> 01:07:08,467 Hey. But yours isn't. That's all I care about. 702 01:07:13,207 --> 01:07:17,701 Just give it time, baby. I mean, we're hardly old folks. 703 01:07:17,912 --> 01:07:20,676 We're as old as we've ever been. 704 01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:30,250 Before I met you, all I thought about was work and success. 705 01:07:32,594 --> 01:07:38,658 But now I swear none of that would mean shit without you. 706 01:07:40,034 --> 01:07:42,093 I love you so much. 707 01:07:53,481 --> 01:07:56,575 I love you so much. 708 01:08:16,437 --> 01:08:19,634 Welcome back to Katie's Korner. This show is dedicated... 709 01:08:19,941 --> 01:08:23,877 to people with narcissistic personality disorders. 710 01:08:24,078 --> 01:08:25,602 We're very fortunate to have with us... 711 01:08:25,813 --> 01:08:30,273 a very, very kind decent human being, Steve Johnson... 712 01:08:30,485 --> 01:08:35,115 who happens to have the disorder. Now Dr. Cheryl Fein here... 713 01:08:35,323 --> 01:08:36,381 may have faith... 714 01:08:36,591 --> 01:08:39,958 that something special's gonna happen today in this half hour. 715 01:08:40,161 --> 01:08:43,460 If you are not a religious person... 716 01:08:43,665 --> 01:08:47,328 if you don't believe in God, love can take its place. 717 01:08:47,669 --> 01:08:49,967 But that, too, can become a compulsion. 718 01:08:50,171 --> 01:08:53,436 And you lose faith in that, what have you got? Yourself. 719 01:08:53,641 --> 01:08:57,133 But the key is to cultivate yourself. 720 01:08:57,979 --> 01:09:03,713 Have a strong sense of yourself, but without being self-absorbed. 721 01:09:03,918 --> 01:09:09,720 Only then can your relationships be healthy. Not objects of worship. 722 01:09:09,924 --> 01:09:12,552 I think it might really help you to get out of your head. 723 01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:14,352 To start listening to people. 724 01:09:14,562 --> 01:09:17,531 Really, really listening. 725 01:09:18,666 --> 01:09:22,830 I can see already you have a tendency to get distracted and cut people off. 726 01:09:23,071 --> 01:09:24,470 Are you a religious person? 727 01:09:24,906 --> 01:09:27,841 Not only will listening help you get out of your head... 728 01:09:28,176 --> 01:09:31,145 but you might really learn something about humanity. 729 01:09:31,345 --> 01:09:33,870 Which is much bigger than you or me. 730 01:10:11,385 --> 01:10:15,446 Hey, did you see this? It says Gray Evans and Mia Lang might split up. 731 01:10:15,656 --> 01:10:18,386 That guy is an idiot if he breaks up with her. 732 01:10:18,826 --> 01:10:22,762 - Shit, I'll rock that. - Dude, she's like 30. 733 01:10:47,688 --> 01:10:50,020 You're gonna leave me for her someday. 734 01:10:50,491 --> 01:10:54,359 Oh, come on, I'd never be able to get her phone number. 735 01:11:11,312 --> 01:11:15,146 You fucked around on me. You were drunk. 736 01:11:15,516 --> 01:11:19,543 You cry, you apologize. You'd do it again. 737 01:11:20,454 --> 01:11:23,116 Now how can you expect me to put up with that? 738 01:11:24,792 --> 01:11:28,455 - Because we love each other. - We used to love each other. 739 01:11:28,930 --> 01:11:31,160 When you used to say things like: 740 01:11:31,465 --> 01:11:36,493 "Shana, before I met you, all I thought about was work and success. 741 01:11:36,704 --> 01:11:38,638 But none of that means shit without you". 742 01:11:43,311 --> 01:11:45,609 I'm trying to watch. 743 01:12:01,729 --> 01:12:04,857 Cathy, I can't wait until this picture is finished. No more secrecy. 744 01:12:05,066 --> 01:12:07,762 I'm gonna let Lena know. I'm gonna let everyone know. 745 01:12:07,969 --> 01:12:10,563 Your fans will be bitterly disappointed. 746 01:12:10,771 --> 01:12:14,070 From now on, there's only one fan I'm worried about. 747 01:12:17,912 --> 01:12:18,674 There! 748 01:12:19,113 --> 01:12:24,050 - What did I tell you, Lena? - Thanks, you're a real friend! 749 01:12:27,989 --> 01:12:33,586 - Have you seen this movie? - Parts of it, I think. Thank you. 750 01:12:33,794 --> 01:12:36,820 - You were kissed him! - I was kissing her! 751 01:12:37,031 --> 01:12:39,727 - I happen to be in love with her. - That's ridiculous. 752 01:12:39,934 --> 01:12:42,994 Everybody knows you're in love with me! 753 01:12:45,706 --> 01:12:47,571 I'm gonna go get a sandwich. Do you want anything? 754 01:12:47,775 --> 01:12:50,107 - I'll get it. What do you want? - No, I'll get it. Do you want anything? 755 01:12:50,311 --> 01:12:54,077 - No. Thanks for asking. - I'm going to marry her. 756 01:12:54,282 --> 01:12:57,080 Silly boy. She ain't the marrying type. 757 01:12:57,285 --> 01:13:00,083 She's just trying to get ahead by using you. 758 01:13:00,288 --> 01:13:04,452 I'll put a stop to that. I'm gonna go up and say it right now! 759 01:13:04,659 --> 01:13:06,627 But the picture's already finished. 760 01:13:06,827 --> 01:13:08,988 If this girl weren't in the film, you'll be finished too! 761 01:13:09,363 --> 01:13:11,331 It looks like Gray Evans may finally be settling... 762 01:13:11,532 --> 01:13:14,262 with his may-or-may-not be stalker, Larry Hortense. 763 01:13:14,468 --> 01:13:17,335 Evans clobbered the fan recently at the zoo... 764 01:13:17,538 --> 01:13:20,735 when Evans mistook a copy of "Catcher in the Rye" for a gun. 765 01:13:21,475 --> 01:13:25,377 Evans initially refused to settle, but now the autograph is in the mail... 766 01:13:25,579 --> 01:13:29,879 says the lawyer, and Hortense has dropped the charges. 767 01:14:26,007 --> 01:14:28,407 As you might recall, the heated exchange Gray had with... 768 01:14:28,609 --> 01:14:32,670 wife Mia Lang, which ended when Mia stormed off, flashing 2 magazine... 769 01:14:35,149 --> 01:14:37,982 Oh, man. 770 01:14:40,921 --> 01:14:43,082 I just wanted to be friends. 771 01:14:49,063 --> 01:14:50,997 We can be friends. 772 01:14:51,465 --> 01:14:55,196 Bull. Now that's bull. You're just pretending. 773 01:14:55,403 --> 01:14:57,803 That's what you do for a living, isn't it? 774 01:15:00,341 --> 01:15:05,278 - You've done this. - Lf you shoot me, you've done this. 775 01:15:06,414 --> 01:15:12,410 I'm not gonna shoot you. Why would I shoot you? I love you. 776 01:15:15,790 --> 01:15:18,258 What do you want? 777 01:15:22,463 --> 01:15:25,796 We're going to lunch now, okay? You and I. 778 01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:30,596 We'll hash it out, as they say. Okay? Pals. 779 01:15:32,206 --> 01:15:34,572 Go fuck yourself! 780 01:16:12,680 --> 01:16:14,511 There's too many of us. 781 01:16:15,816 --> 01:16:17,443 Hortense could not be reached for comment today... 782 01:16:17,651 --> 01:16:21,280 as he's currently on a round-the-world cruise with his mother. 783 01:16:21,489 --> 01:16:24,925 In the studio we have an expert on celebrity stalking... 784 01:16:42,810 --> 01:16:46,371 You know, I really think we can help each other. 785 01:16:46,580 --> 01:16:51,540 There are bound to be casualties borne out of this bullshit scene... 786 01:16:51,752 --> 01:16:54,516 that's swept me up... 787 01:16:54,722 --> 01:16:58,021 and I don't want to be the next victim. 788 01:16:58,626 --> 01:17:03,154 And I feel like you come from a pure place... 789 01:17:03,364 --> 01:17:07,596 and I just want to be a part of something that's meaningful. 790 01:17:07,801 --> 01:17:12,238 I think we should write something together... 791 01:17:12,439 --> 01:17:15,636 or we should work on something together. 792 01:17:17,178 --> 01:17:21,137 - Are you serious? - Oh, shit. Wait. 793 01:17:23,884 --> 01:17:26,944 Hello? Yeah. 794 01:17:27,821 --> 01:17:31,086 Yeah, I'm having a fucking drink. 795 01:17:36,330 --> 01:17:40,699 Look, Gray, you know that I love what you do. 796 01:17:40,901 --> 01:17:44,200 So are you serious about this? 797 01:17:44,772 --> 01:17:48,936 I'm dead fucking serious. This is about grass roots. 798 01:17:49,143 --> 01:17:51,168 This is about fucking the system with the system. 799 01:17:51,378 --> 01:17:53,039 Do you know what I'm saying? 800 01:17:53,247 --> 01:17:55,841 This is about telling our story. 801 01:17:57,518 --> 01:18:01,477 Yes. Yeah. Cheers. 802 01:20:02,076 --> 01:20:06,206 - Can you hand me that pen? - Are you talking to me? 803 01:20:07,081 --> 01:20:12,075 - You're the only one here. - I know, how can you stand it? 804 01:20:13,287 --> 01:20:15,653 What the hell has gotten in to you? 805 01:20:15,856 --> 01:20:18,757 I don't know. I don't enjoy spending all my time with another couple. 806 01:20:19,860 --> 01:20:20,554 What? 807 01:20:20,761 --> 01:20:23,525 Isn't that what you and Gray are? A couple? 808 01:20:24,798 --> 01:20:28,199 That's funny. I was about to ask you the same thing. 809 01:20:28,402 --> 01:20:32,236 I'm not having sex with your boyfriend. 810 01:20:36,243 --> 01:20:41,738 I don't like this... I'm tired! 811 01:20:46,053 --> 01:20:49,648 Are you apologizing without apologizing? 812 01:20:54,862 --> 01:20:57,023 Gray! Over here! 813 01:21:31,131 --> 01:21:32,530 You all set? 814 01:21:32,733 --> 01:21:36,567 Yeah. I have to be at the gallery at 9 to start setting up. 815 01:21:39,740 --> 01:21:44,575 - You know I love you, right? - Yeah. I love you too. 816 01:22:09,369 --> 01:22:12,634 I think the one fucking place someone could get a little peace and quiet... 817 01:22:12,840 --> 01:22:14,705 would be half way up someone's ass. 818 01:22:14,908 --> 01:22:16,876 We gonna film that too. 819 01:22:17,077 --> 01:22:19,204 I hope you find what you're looking for. 820 01:22:19,713 --> 01:22:24,707 Of course it's not much... 821 01:22:48,942 --> 01:22:50,933 This is Jane. Please leave a message. 822 01:22:53,981 --> 01:22:58,611 Jane? Are you screening? It's Nick. I'm not wearing any pants. 823 01:23:00,554 --> 01:23:04,320 Hi... are you there? 824 01:23:04,525 --> 01:23:06,823 After spending the last 24 hours beating myself up... 825 01:23:07,027 --> 01:23:08,392 I don't know how you... 826 01:23:08,595 --> 01:23:10,426 you have to take some fucking responsibility, okay? 827 01:23:13,100 --> 01:23:16,297 It's pretty interesting that you'd be so offended by the word "pathological". 828 01:23:16,503 --> 01:23:20,769 Usually people don't get offended by things that don't have some relevance. 829 01:23:21,375 --> 01:23:24,776 Okay, yeah. Fucking machine! 830 01:23:27,714 --> 01:23:32,242 Hi, Gray. It's Shana. I was thinking about what you said... 831 01:23:32,452 --> 01:23:36,821 about how people just grow out of people sometimes. 832 01:23:37,024 --> 01:23:38,958 That didn't make me feel so good. 833 01:23:39,159 --> 01:23:45,098 But I wanted you to know that I really hope you do grow. 834 01:23:45,299 --> 01:23:48,735 Even if it's without me. And maybe you're right. 835 01:23:49,570 --> 01:23:53,734 Maybe with some time apart, we can both grow. 836 01:23:54,107 --> 01:23:58,009 Well, if you ever get tired of out with your idols... 837 01:23:59,313 --> 01:24:03,306 Hey, Briannon. This is Ellen calling. 838 01:24:03,517 --> 01:24:07,510 I don't know, I don't usually return phone calls from strangers, but... 839 01:24:07,721 --> 01:24:08,983 So what do you think? 840 01:24:15,262 --> 01:24:18,197 Well, remind me to never call you pathological. 841 01:24:20,667 --> 01:24:24,728 No, I like it, it's good. It's upsetting, but I like upsetting. 842 01:24:25,606 --> 01:24:27,369 Why upsetting? 843 01:24:27,574 --> 01:24:31,032 I don't know. I just feel like there's so much misery in... 844 01:24:34,781 --> 01:24:37,249 The lives on my estranged lovers. 845 01:24:37,951 --> 01:24:40,249 Yeah. I guess. 846 01:24:41,855 --> 01:24:47,919 - What does John think about all this? - John is very supportive. 847 01:24:51,331 --> 01:24:57,292 - You say that like it's a bad thing. - No. No, it's a good thing. 848 01:25:02,242 --> 01:25:04,039 Did you ever see that "Twilight Zone" episode where the guy has... 849 01:25:04,244 --> 01:25:07,008 has a stopwatch and he can stop time? 850 01:25:07,581 --> 01:25:10,709 Yeah, the one where he freezes everybody and robs banks? 851 01:25:10,917 --> 01:25:14,216 - Yeah. - What made you think of that? 852 01:25:14,454 --> 01:25:16,979 Well, I'm a little tipsy, for one thing. 853 01:25:17,190 --> 01:25:23,026 Your piece sort of reminds me of that. Like it sort of freezes everything. 854 01:25:24,698 --> 01:25:28,930 And it's kind of like movies. 855 01:25:29,136 --> 01:25:32,537 You can always go back to a film, you know, because it never changes. 856 01:25:34,808 --> 01:25:39,006 But you remember what happened to that guy in "The Twilight Zone"? 857 01:25:39,212 --> 01:25:42,648 He froze everything, and then his stopwatch broke. 858 01:25:57,397 --> 01:25:58,557 Did you ever see that "Twilight Zone" episode... 859 01:25:58,765 --> 01:26:02,428 where the guy has a stopwatch and he can stop time? 860 01:26:02,636 --> 01:26:05,730 Yeah, the one where he freezes everybody and robs banks? 861 01:26:05,939 --> 01:26:07,873 Yeah. 862 01:26:09,009 --> 01:26:12,308 - What made you think of that? - I'm a little tipsy, for one thing. 863 01:26:12,512 --> 01:26:19,008 But your piece sort of reminds me of that. Like it sort of freezes everything. 864 01:26:29,029 --> 01:26:32,021 But you remember what happened to that guy in "The Twilight Zone"? 865 01:26:33,333 --> 01:26:36,325 He froze everything, and then his stopwatch broke. 866 01:26:46,913 --> 01:26:50,110 Hey, it's Mia. Are you still at Jett's? Are you still writing? 867 01:26:50,317 --> 01:26:53,343 Yeah. Yeah, no. 868 01:26:53,553 --> 01:26:59,082 I'm sorry. It's gonna be late tonight. Are you just gonna go to bed? 869 01:26:59,893 --> 01:27:02,657 It's 4 in the morning. I've got to get up early. 870 01:27:02,996 --> 01:27:05,464 Bye. 871 01:27:15,108 --> 01:27:18,509 Gray... Gray... 872 01:27:19,446 --> 01:27:23,314 Wait. Am I doing it right? Is it too raspy? 873 01:27:27,921 --> 01:27:30,617 I'm so sorry... 874 01:27:51,211 --> 01:27:53,236 Gray. 875 01:28:04,791 --> 01:28:08,056 I don't want to talk about that. Just get your shit and let's go. 876 01:28:08,261 --> 01:28:10,991 - What the hell has happened to you? - What's happened to me? 877 01:28:11,198 --> 01:28:12,529 What-the-fuck-has happened to you?! 878 01:28:12,732 --> 01:28:13,994 When did you become such a goddamn flirt? 879 01:28:14,201 --> 01:28:15,998 When did you become Jake LaMotta? 880 01:28:16,203 --> 01:28:17,431 One second you're complaining about how much time... 881 01:28:17,637 --> 01:28:19,070 we're spending on Gray and then the next, it's: 882 01:28:19,272 --> 01:28:20,671 "Gray this, Gray that... 883 01:28:20,874 --> 01:28:22,739 Gray and I have so much in common". 884 01:28:22,943 --> 01:28:27,676 I did nothing, nothing to warrant this. You men are all jealous pigs! 885 01:28:27,881 --> 01:28:30,406 Thank God you're not generalizing. 886 01:28:30,617 --> 01:28:34,144 Oh, you're right. I'm sorry. You're a jealous pig. Is that better? 887 01:28:34,354 --> 01:28:39,986 Oh, Christ. I put up with so much shit from you and I never complain. 888 01:28:40,193 --> 01:28:43,185 Maybe if you had a fucking backbone... 889 01:28:43,396 --> 01:28:44,522 That's right! 890 01:28:44,798 --> 01:28:47,323 That makes me the asshole for being supportive? 891 01:28:48,301 --> 01:28:51,099 For helping you collect those goddamn tapes for you to parade your life... 892 01:28:51,304 --> 01:28:54,501 Then don't do it! Fuck! 893 01:28:54,708 --> 01:28:57,336 You created this situation. This is what you wanted. 894 01:28:57,544 --> 01:29:00,342 You had me exactly where you want me. 895 01:29:00,547 --> 01:29:03,948 At least I've ever had something to show for my misery. Have you? 896 01:29:04,150 --> 01:29:06,983 When did you become such a bitch? 897 01:29:07,187 --> 01:29:10,748 When you lost all your self-esteem and became a star-fucker. 898 01:29:10,957 --> 01:29:13,357 You became so excited by the idea of hanging out with your hero... 899 01:29:13,560 --> 01:29:15,551 that it didn't even occur to you that he was flirting with me. 900 01:29:15,762 --> 01:29:18,959 And when you did finally notice, it didn't even dawn on you... 901 01:29:19,165 --> 01:29:22,066 that I wouldn't cheat on you because I actually love you. 902 01:29:22,535 --> 01:29:24,503 - I love you, I love you. - Even though you're in love with... 903 01:29:24,704 --> 01:29:25,796 I'm not in love with Gray fucking Evans! 904 01:29:26,006 --> 01:29:29,533 Then why, John why do we see him almost every day? 905 01:29:29,743 --> 01:29:31,233 Doesn't it strike you as a little strange... 906 01:29:31,444 --> 01:29:33,241 that we don't know anything about this guy? 907 01:29:38,318 --> 01:29:39,580 You guys are both bloodsuckers. 908 01:29:39,786 --> 01:29:42,778 He hates his life and you obviously don't have one. 909 01:29:43,523 --> 01:29:48,051 - Fuck you, Jane! - What did you say to me? 910 01:29:53,266 --> 01:29:55,427 You never said that to me before. 911 01:30:02,142 --> 01:30:05,043 That's the great thing about conversations like these, I guess. 912 01:30:05,545 --> 01:30:07,240 You get to see the other one as they really are. 913 01:30:07,447 --> 01:30:10,712 I'm a slut. And you're a jealous prick. 914 01:30:11,518 --> 01:30:15,420 Let's go. We're late. 915 01:30:16,122 --> 01:30:17,783 Can you put on a happy face for a couple of hours... 916 01:30:17,991 --> 01:30:21,290 or are we gonna mortify ourselves? 917 01:30:21,594 --> 01:30:23,789 I think I can manage. 918 01:30:26,800 --> 01:30:28,563 One last time. 919 01:30:55,965 --> 01:30:59,423 - Well, that was fun. - Well, I had fun. 920 01:31:00,369 --> 01:31:01,961 Sylvia Plath would have had fun... 921 01:31:02,104 --> 01:31:05,369 with the amount of vodka you had to drink tonight. 922 01:31:05,875 --> 01:31:09,470 Oh, good one. A hip literary reference and everything. 923 01:31:11,814 --> 01:31:13,748 I was gonna compare you to a famous conceptual artist... 924 01:31:13,949 --> 01:31:16,975 but there just aren't any. 925 01:31:22,057 --> 01:31:23,820 Do you want to talk about this tonight? 926 01:31:25,227 --> 01:31:27,058 - What's there to talk about? - What are you saying? 927 01:31:28,063 --> 01:31:30,156 What are you saying? 928 01:31:30,800 --> 01:31:32,597 - Gray? - Gray. 929 01:31:32,802 --> 01:31:34,667 Gray, you scared me half to death. 930 01:31:39,141 --> 01:31:43,942 - Gray, what are you doing? - Gray! Gray! Stop it! 931 01:31:47,116 --> 01:31:48,447 Stop! 932 01:31:54,523 --> 01:31:57,219 It's okay. 933 01:32:03,599 --> 01:32:05,692 Could you shut up? 934 01:32:06,335 --> 01:32:09,463 Shut up. Shut up! 935 01:32:21,750 --> 01:32:26,687 What, you're such a big time singer? You'll be a big time singer? 936 01:32:27,189 --> 01:32:30,590 Well, you can't sing now, motherfucker! 937 01:32:52,214 --> 01:32:54,808 I'm really sad right now. 938 01:33:04,727 --> 01:33:07,127 I'm cold. 939 01:33:36,926 --> 01:33:39,895 Hi, I'm afraid I've done something terrible. 940 01:33:40,095 --> 01:33:45,590 My name is John Eckart. I live at 611 Rialto Street. 941 01:33:45,801 --> 01:33:51,398 I've kidnapped Gray Evans. Yeah, the actor. 942 01:33:51,607 --> 01:33:56,101 And I have a gun and I don't know what I'm gonna do. 943 01:34:37,052 --> 01:34:42,684 I just wanted to tell you that I'm sorry and I love you. 944 01:34:49,999 --> 01:34:51,728 Gray? 945 01:34:55,704 --> 01:34:59,140 What is it that you want? 946 01:35:03,045 --> 01:35:05,639 You want to be with me? 947 01:35:07,316 --> 01:35:09,181 Is that it? 948 01:35:09,385 --> 01:35:13,185 No, no, no. 949 01:35:13,389 --> 01:35:19,589 This is not about sex. Really. No. 950 01:35:31,340 --> 01:35:34,434 Then what's it about, Gray? 951 01:35:49,491 --> 01:35:51,288 Well... 952 01:35:55,164 --> 01:35:59,897 we don't make love anymore. 953 01:36:01,036 --> 01:36:04,369 Why do you think? 954 01:36:07,609 --> 01:36:10,373 I don't know. 955 01:36:10,679 --> 01:36:13,079 Maybe... 956 01:36:14,917 --> 01:36:18,717 maybe because you... 957 01:36:18,921 --> 01:36:23,984 I can't even say it. Maybe because you don't love me anymore. 958 01:36:24,193 --> 01:36:29,028 - I don't know you anymore. - How can you say that? 959 01:36:29,364 --> 01:36:32,458 How can you say that? 960 01:36:33,102 --> 01:36:36,503 It's me. I'm right here. 961 01:36:40,843 --> 01:36:42,435 Do you love me? 962 01:36:46,882 --> 01:36:51,285 God, that's bullshit. That's bullshit. 963 01:36:53,522 --> 01:36:58,983 - I'm so sorry. - Stop it. Stop apologizing. 964 01:36:59,328 --> 01:37:03,355 And stop acting like an innocent baby. You fucked around on me. 965 01:37:04,233 --> 01:37:10,069 You're a drunk. You cry and you apologize, and you'd do it again. 966 01:37:12,141 --> 01:37:15,042 How can you expect me to put up with that? 967 01:37:17,446 --> 01:37:19,107 How? 968 01:37:26,788 --> 01:37:29,279 Because we love each other. 969 01:37:33,295 --> 01:37:35,855 We used to love each other. 970 01:37:36,064 --> 01:37:38,294 When you used to say things like: 971 01:37:38,500 --> 01:37:43,563 "Shana, before I met you, all I cared about was work and success. 972 01:37:43,772 --> 01:37:46,798 But I swear, none of that means shit without you". 973 01:37:47,376 --> 01:37:50,743 Remember that? One movie, Gray. 974 01:37:51,780 --> 01:37:55,807 You star in one movie and you join the ranks. 975 01:37:57,019 --> 01:37:58,611 You're your own worst nightmare. 976 01:37:59,955 --> 01:38:02,355 You're just like everyone else. 977 01:38:04,026 --> 01:38:05,789 You're obvious. 978 01:38:07,129 --> 01:38:10,121 You get a little taste of success and... 979 01:38:15,771 --> 01:38:19,798 John Eckart, this is the police department! We've received your call! 980 01:38:20,008 --> 01:38:21,475 We're here to help you! 981 01:38:22,678 --> 01:38:24,509 We promise you, no harm will come to you! 982 01:38:24,813 --> 01:38:29,216 Jesus, that's a little much for a little argument. Don't you think? 983 01:38:31,553 --> 01:38:34,579 I always said you were a 4-alarm fire. 984 01:38:35,724 --> 01:38:37,783 It's over, Gray. 985 01:38:48,904 --> 01:38:50,997 John, pick up the phone! 986 01:38:55,611 --> 01:39:01,675 One of your boyfriends? I'm kidding. I shouldn't have said that. Sorry. 987 01:39:02,684 --> 01:39:04,515 You have to let me go. 988 01:39:09,725 --> 01:39:13,525 - What? - You have to let me go. 989 01:39:16,331 --> 01:39:18,094 No. 990 01:39:36,018 --> 01:39:38,009 We have a cut. Gray, was that good for you? 991 01:39:56,672 --> 01:39:59,971 - It's Mia Lang. Mr. Evan's wife. - He's my husband! 992 01:40:00,175 --> 01:40:03,303 Who are you? Who's in charge here? 993 01:40:03,512 --> 01:40:05,480 - John Eckart! - That's not him. 994 01:40:05,681 --> 01:40:06,978 Drop the weapon! 995 01:40:07,182 --> 01:40:09,082 John, drop the gun! 996 01:40:30,839 --> 01:40:33,467 Gray! Gray! 997 01:40:35,777 --> 01:40:38,803 - Gray! - John! Put the gun down! 998 01:40:50,826 --> 01:40:55,229 - Drop the weapon! - How about a smile, Gray? 999 01:40:56,331 --> 01:40:58,231 - Smile! - Over here! 1000 01:41:11,146 --> 01:41:13,137 ...was gunned down by police late last night... 1001 01:41:13,348 --> 01:41:15,680 when they mistook him for his own kidnapper... 1002 01:41:15,884 --> 01:41:18,648 an aspiring filmmaker whose friendship with Evans... 1003 01:41:18,854 --> 01:41:21,823 apparently became a fatal obsession. 1004 01:41:22,023 --> 01:41:25,254 Gray Evans, who first made a splash only a few years ago... 1005 01:41:25,460 --> 01:41:29,260 promised to be one of the screen's brightest stars. 1006 01:41:52,487 --> 01:41:55,650 My girl was the only girl. 1007 01:41:56,258 --> 01:41:58,954 We used to watch the sunset together. 1008 01:41:59,161 --> 01:42:01,527 She used to call it "magic hour". 1009 01:42:29,524 --> 01:42:32,925 I'm so sorry, Shana, baby 1010 01:42:33,128 --> 01:42:36,962 I wanted to do laundry with you 1011 01:42:37,165 --> 01:42:40,794 That's all right, little man 1012 01:42:41,002 --> 01:42:44,130 How'd you do? 1013 01:42:44,339 --> 01:42:48,105 Well, it was good, but I know 1014 01:42:48,310 --> 01:42:52,337 I shouldn't get too riled 1015 01:42:52,547 --> 01:42:56,313 You're cute when you're riled 1016 01:42:56,518 --> 01:43:00,113 How about some food? 1017 01:43:00,322 --> 01:43:03,587 See, that's why I'm really excited 1018 01:43:03,792 --> 01:43:07,888 Cause I bought these 2 big heads of iceberg 1019 01:43:08,096 --> 01:43:11,395 Does someone want his favorite salad? 1020 01:43:11,700 --> 01:43:15,397 Somebody maybe might 1021 01:43:15,604 --> 01:43:18,630 Because my baby needs 1022 01:43:19,207 --> 01:43:22,472 To lose a few 1023 01:43:23,144 --> 01:43:26,739 - I missed you all day - I missed you more 1024 01:43:26,948 --> 01:43:32,045 Let's never spend more than 4 hours apart, what do you say? 1025 01:43:32,254 --> 01:43:33,778 I say okay 1026 01:43:34,256 --> 01:43:38,317 Did you get some good stuff today? 1027 01:43:38,527 --> 01:43:42,429 The sky was so crazy blue 1028 01:43:42,631 --> 01:43:48,160 Hey, good looking, let me get a shot of you 1029 01:43:51,740 --> 01:43:54,072 - Perfect. - Come on. 1030 01:44:47,729 --> 01:44:50,027 You're gonna leave me for her someday, aren't you? 1031 01:51:03,000 --> 01:51:07,000 Done by (c) dCd / July 2017 84123

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