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A-Bomb: Abomination, smashed!
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Crashers, smashed!
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Ronan, smashed!
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Leader, smashed!
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That's right, Hulksters,we're on a hot streak.
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Now, how 'bout showin' yourfavorite Smashers some love?
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And clicking us some "thumbs ups."
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Fifty Earth-saving adventuresand we only get seven thumbs ups?
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I don't get it, people.
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How has this webcast not yet proven to youthat we are awesome?
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Well, that's it! I have had it!
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I'm done.
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This show is over,
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finito , off the air, canceled!
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Huh. It's never done that before.
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Hey! I got a runaway camera!
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Where are you going?
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What's going on here?
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The Leader: Isn't it obvious?
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I've taken remote control of your cameras.
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How'd you hack Rick's cameras
from inside a S.H.I.E.L.D. prison cell?
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I've had control of them for months now.
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And the blue bumbler
never would have noticed
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if he didn't try to shut them off.
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-Forget how.
-Hey!
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The real question is why?
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Maybe you just wanna see more adventures
of us kicking your butt.
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Not quite.
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I want everyone to see
what's going to happen next.
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(rumbling)
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She-Hulk: You want everyoneto see a solar eclipse? A-Bomb:
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Of course! It's diabolical!
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You know you're not supposed to stare
directly into those.
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Hulk: That's no eclipse! That's a ship!
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I am the Supreme Intelligence
of the Kree Empire.
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The monster known as The Hulk
has wrongfully imprisoned our citizen,
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the one called Ronan the Accuser.
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Ronan will be freed,
and your entire world shall be punished
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for The Hulk's crime.
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And... scene.
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(laughing)
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(growls)
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(theme music)
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Kree soldier 1: Ronan's locationidentified.
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Engage his captors without mercy.
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pilot: S.H.I.E.L.D. headquartersis under attack.
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All agents, exo-threat incoming.
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Exo-threat incoming.
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SHIELD soldier 1: Annihilate
their defenses!
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SHIELD soldier 2: Lock and load, rookie.
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Watch out!
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Kree soldier 2: The Accuser is within.
Liberate him!
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SHIELD soldier 3: There's too many of 'em!
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-Watch our flank!
-SHIELD soldier 4: They're behind us!
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SHIELD soldier 1: Incoming!
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Nick Fury: All S.H.I.E.L.D. personnel,defend the perimeter.
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We will not release the prisonerunder any circumstances.
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You heard him, Smashers. Move!
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(all grunting)
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Jen, we need air cover.
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Red, Skaar, create a perimeter.
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A-Bomb, you and me will secure Ronan. Go!
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Red Hulk: Look who just showed up.
Mr. Hood Ornament.
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Skaar: Ooh, Hammer Man here, too.
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Hulk: Hey, Cap!
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Hulk! We could really use
our "sledgehammer" here.
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Actually, I got a battle plan...
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Iron Man: Cap, secure Ronan.
Thor, create a perimeter.
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I'll handle air support.
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Hulk... Uh, you know,
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smash!
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But my team is already in place.
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You heard him, Hulk, move!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You gonna take that crud
from Goldilocks, Greenie?
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Yeah, Hulk boss!
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Plus, we got here first.
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So you should be giving the orders!
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Hulk: Look, it's complicated
with my other team.
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Wait, Hulk on one... Two teams?
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Yeah, he doesn't runwith the Avengers as much
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since the Smashers hooked up.
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Now, I see why.
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Okay, this is kind of confusing.
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On the Smashers, I give the orders.
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But on the Avengers, I take 'em.
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Takin' orders from Cap, I get. But Stark?
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I eat spoiled, rich brats like himfor breakfast.
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Well, you know, I mean,not literally, but he's...
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But he's a jerk, that's what I'm sayin'.
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Okay, is it just me,
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or do the Avengers not really getthe big guy?
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(beeping)
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automated voice:
Security door deactivated.
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Kree soldier 2: My lord.
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These foolish Earthlings
are about to learn a terrible lesson.
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Never underestimate the Kree.
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The Leader: Aren't weforgetting something?
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Your former partner?
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You...
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I know we've had
misunderstandings in the past,
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but we share enemies.
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Earth's champions are no match
for the might of the Kree.
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Earth's mightiest heroes
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have not allowed Earth
to be conquered before.
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They have an Asgardian,
who wields a hammer of his own.
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(Ronan grunts)
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(The Leader chuckling)
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Asgardian, you say?
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Very well, Leader.
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Lead me to my weapon.
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(snickers)
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Watch your litterin', Shellhead!
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Thor: Stand aside, Red Hulk.
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This battlefield belongs to the Avengers.
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(thunder crashes)
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Hey! We're smashin' here.
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Iron Man: Appreciate the assist,
Ms. Green.
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But next time, phone first.
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I'll even give you my private number.
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Flattered,
but you might want to focus less
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on your social calendar,
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and more on the Kree Accuser.
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Hulk: She's right, Stark.Ronan's out of his cage.
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Nick Fury: Freeze, Ronan!
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Drop your weapon now!
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And why would I do that?
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Leave them, Ronan.
We need to hasten our escape.
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A Kree does not run from a fight.
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Perhaps, but a superior strategist
knows when to avoid one.
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-(yells)
-(Cap and Fury groaning)
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-Iron Man: Cap!
-Fury!
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The Leader: Well done.
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Thanks for the save, guys,
but we're losing Ronan.
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Don't worry
your star-spangled head off, Cap.
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Shulkie's already on it.
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Iron Man: Kudos on the initiative, Jen,
but let the Avengers handle this one.
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Duly noted.
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But I only take orders from Hulk.
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Hulk, tell your cousin to stand down.
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Hey, nobody orders
the big guy around like that.
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Blue Ogre would
back up those words with action?
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Enough! You heard Shellhead.
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Let the Avengers handle this.
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(all grunting)
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Fine.
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Iron Man: Last time I checked,
you were still an Avenger.
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You ready to smash with us, or what?
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You know, there's a lot more
to the big Green Guy
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than just smashing.
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Verily! There is great anger,
foul odors, and loud...
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What is the word? Ah, yes, belching.
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What Thor means is that Hulk contributes
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to the Avengers in his own unique way.
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Yeah, as a punch line.
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Now Hulk know how Skaar feel.
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Guess I am a little differentwith the Avengers
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than I am with the Smashers.
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I'm angrier, kinda uptight around them.
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Wonder why...
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You guys stay here
and mop up the stragglers.
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Me and the Avengers
will go deal with Ronan.
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Okay, fine.
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But don't let 'em boss you around.
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The Kree are indebted to you
for your assistance, Leader.
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With your knowledge
of Earth's super-powered beings,
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there might even be
a minor position for you
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within the Kree power structure.
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I only live to serve.
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Then you will share your knowledge
with the Kree Supreme Intelligence.
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Ooh. I like the name.
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(alarm blaring)
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Ronan: We're under attack!
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The Earthlings will suffer
for their insolence.
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Iron Man: Thor, hammer time!
Focus on Ronan!
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Thor: With pleasure. (grunts)
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-(thudding)
-(Kree soldiers groan)
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Your Kree weapon will not withstand
the might of Mjolnir!
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This weapon
has toppled empires, Asgardian.
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(Thor grunting)
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Hulk: Thor's down!
We're wasting our time here!
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Ronan's just the muscle.
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The Supreme Intelligence
is the brains of the Kree.
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First thing's first.
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Take down the muscle
and the brains will follow.
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(Kree soldiers groaning)
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You don't understand.
I've battled these guys before.
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Will you just stick
to what you're good at?
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Getting mad and smashing.
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The only one I'm mad at is you!
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(grunting)
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You battle very little
for one who calls himself "Leader."
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I choose to lead through strategy.
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Your best strategy
is to keep the Avengers divided.
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Iron Man: Hulk, what are you doing?
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They appear to be doing
a fine job of it themselves.
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Ronan: Which will buy time
for my reinforcements.
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(Kree soldiers grunting)
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Get your head on straight, soldier.
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No one tells Hulk what to do!
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Iron Man: No one
except the leader of this team,
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and that's me.
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Less chatter and more glorious battle.
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Iron Man: Avengers, assemble.
Let's take out those... whatever they are.
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No, wait. Wait! Those are Kree Uni-Beams!
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Even my team couldn't handle them.
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(all groaning)
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Ronan: Your combined Avenger might
is no match for Kree military might.
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Take them out.
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(all groaning)
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Iron Man: Hulk, smash us free, now!
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(grunts) Smashing won't work
against the Kree Uni-Beams.
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Trust me, I've tried.
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We've gotta do something.
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(grunts) Will you listen to me?
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That's it. Get angry.
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You don't get it! (grunting)
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(all thud)
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Red Hulk: We ran out of Kree
to smash on Earth,
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so we came up here to smash some more!
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'Cause apparently smashing's
all we're good for.
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Hulk: Well, here comes some more tanks.
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A-Bomb, Jen, Smashball Special.
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-(She-Hulk grunts)
-A-Bomb: Boom, boom, ka-bam!
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Red, Skaar, slash and burn.
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(yelling)
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Nice smashing, Hulks.
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It is like having five additional Mjolnirs
at our disposal.
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We're not just hammers!
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It was a compliment, brute.
You should be flattered.
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Yeah? And you should be flattened.
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(Red Hulk growls)
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Iron Man: Everyone just stand down.
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In case you haven't noticed,
Ronan and Leader got away.
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Hulk: Will you forget them?
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We need to go after
the Supreme Intelligence.
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We know you've gotten used
to leading your own team,
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but the Avengers are built for this,
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and we need to work as one.
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Then today, I'm not an Avenger.
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I'm an Agent of S.M.A.S.H.
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(grunts)
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I get it now, when I'm with the Avengers,
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I'm at work. I have a job...
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Get angry, smash stuff.
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But when I'm with the Smashers,I have a family.
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So now what, big guy?
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Run around, make some noise. Break stuff.
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Seriously? More smashing?
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But this time it has a purpose.
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As a distraction while I track down
the Supreme Intelligence.
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Well, what are you waitin' for?
253
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Hoorah! (laughs)
254
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SUPREME INTELLIGENCE: So-called "Leader,"
255
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your name alone does not
grant you the right
256
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to intrude upon my private chamber.
257
00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:30,543
Surely a being of your vast,
258
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dare I say, "supreme" intelligence
259
00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:36,133
can recognize the value
of aligning oneself
260
00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:38,128
with an intellectual equal.
261
00:13:38,458 --> 00:13:42,458
Your arrogance is exceeded only
by your extreme self-delusion.
262
00:13:42,542 --> 00:13:43,962
(rumbling)
263
00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:46,543
Well, what do you know?
264
00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:49,455
Two big brains for the price of one.
265
00:13:49,542 --> 00:13:50,582
Servitors!
266
00:13:50,667 --> 00:13:52,877
(Hulk yelling)
267
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(groaning)
268
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(yelps)
269
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Am I to understand
that you consider your intellect equal
270
00:14:01,709 --> 00:14:05,499
to that of the collective knowledge
and wisdom of the entire Kree race?
271
00:14:05,917 --> 00:14:06,957
Try me.
272
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I believe I shall.
273
00:14:13,667 --> 00:14:15,127
(The Leader yells)
274
00:14:15,583 --> 00:14:18,133
Slightly above average knowledge base.
275
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Some useful to the Kree.
276
00:14:20,709 --> 00:14:23,129
Supreme Intelligence: Earthis clearly a planet of monsters,
277
00:14:23,208 --> 00:14:26,418
yet able to withstandthe most powerful threats of the cosmos.
278
00:14:26,625 --> 00:14:29,165
Soon, Earth will becomea threat to the Kree.
279
00:14:29,709 --> 00:14:31,499
It must be destroyed.
280
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,750
(Hulk groaning)
281
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:36,210
(rumbling)
282
00:14:37,166 --> 00:14:39,376
SUPREME INTELLIGENCE: Ah,
your monstrous comrades.
283
00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:41,540
She-Hulk: Had a feeling
you were in trouble, cuz.
284
00:14:42,083 --> 00:14:43,753
Plus, we ran out of things to smash.
285
00:14:44,125 --> 00:14:45,035
Again.
286
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,290
(grunting)
287
00:14:52,166 --> 00:14:54,706
A-Bomb: A-Bomb's away!
288
00:14:56,750 --> 00:14:58,290
(laughing) Yeah!
289
00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:03,285
Red Hulk: And that's all
she wrote! (chuckles)
290
00:15:03,375 --> 00:15:04,285
Thanks, guys.
291
00:15:04,375 --> 00:15:06,665
Nice to know I can always count on family.
292
00:15:06,792 --> 00:15:10,002
Now, let's take down the brains, finally.
293
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:12,003
Look soft and squishy.
294
00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:13,543
Fun to punch.
295
00:15:14,208 --> 00:15:17,708
(all yelling, groaning)
296
00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:22,924
You monsters severely underestimate
the power of the mind.
297
00:15:24,875 --> 00:15:27,165
We shall re-arm
and destroy the Earthlings.
298
00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:32,165
Not if we destroy your weapons first.
299
00:15:34,709 --> 00:15:37,709
Let's see how tough you blue boys are
in hand-to-hand combat.
300
00:15:39,417 --> 00:15:41,457
(grunting)
301
00:15:41,542 --> 00:15:43,582
You seek a rematch, thunder god?
302
00:15:43,667 --> 00:15:46,037
A short one, I assure you.
303
00:15:46,625 --> 00:15:49,125
(both yelling)
304
00:15:53,959 --> 00:15:55,129
(grunts)
305
00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:58,080
Cap: Take my advice, Ronan.
306
00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,326
Stay down.
307
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:02,708
Glorious victory belongs
to the Avengers this day.
308
00:16:02,792 --> 00:16:05,042
Iron Man: And we didn't even need
our "smasher" to do it.
309
00:16:06,917 --> 00:16:08,287
(thunder crackling)
310
00:16:10,834 --> 00:16:12,084
Iron Man: What just happened?
311
00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:14,826
I tried to tell ya.
The brain is the brains.
312
00:16:14,917 --> 00:16:17,747
Ronan: Earth's mightiest heroes
and fiercest monsters
313
00:16:17,834 --> 00:16:19,134
are now all gathered,
314
00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:21,288
helpless to defend their planet.
315
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:26,500
Your home world will finally pay
for your impudence and be destroyed!
316
00:16:26,792 --> 00:16:28,042
(groans)
317
00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:30,423
SUPREME INTELLIGENCE: In due time, Ronan.
318
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:33,210
The resilience of these creatures
intrigues me.
319
00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:35,921
I must first glean Earth's
collective knowledge.
320
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:40,630
Which I will achieve by remotely absorbing
every mind on their planet.
321
00:16:45,959 --> 00:16:47,289
(growls)
322
00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:54,920
Initiating mass cerebral
transfer protocols.
323
00:16:55,166 --> 00:16:58,076
Now, I will absorb
the minds of all humanity.
324
00:17:05,709 --> 00:17:07,499
(people screaming)
325
00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:12,288
Hulk: First, you gotta get through me!
326
00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:14,665
Iron Man: Hulk, wait! You were right.
327
00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:17,170
We have to fight smarter, not harder.
328
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:18,830
I still have control of my armor.
329
00:17:18,917 --> 00:17:22,287
With a little creative programming,
I can send out an ultrasonic tone.
330
00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:25,167
(humming)
331
00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:27,583
(Supreme Intelligence yelps)
332
00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:31,825
Hulk: It worked! Good job, Tony.
333
00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:34,537
I got the machine,
you guys handle the brain!
334
00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:36,535
Iron Man: Got any ideas how?
335
00:17:36,709 --> 00:17:39,039
Just one, smash!
336
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:40,541
Iron Man: You heard the Hulk.
337
00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:42,625
Hit big and squishy
with everything you got.
338
00:17:46,458 --> 00:17:47,958
Ronan is mine!
339
00:17:48,875 --> 00:17:49,875
(grunts)
340
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,920
So how you gonna get a rampaging Hulk
to follow orders now?
341
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,630
Iron Man: Put him in charge, I guess.
342
00:18:00,709 --> 00:18:02,919
Take that, smart guy. Yeah!
343
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:06,964
Iron Man: Uh-oh.
344
00:18:07,583 --> 00:18:09,883
You monsters are no match
for my intellect.
345
00:18:09,959 --> 00:18:11,959
I can predict all your attacks,
346
00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:15,000
thanks to the tactics
I absorbed from The Leader's mind.
347
00:18:16,250 --> 00:18:19,210
(all groaning)
348
00:18:21,875 --> 00:18:23,495
Let them take on big brain,
349
00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:25,213
I gotta figure out a way
to stop this thing
350
00:18:25,291 --> 00:18:27,211
before everyone on Earth is sucked dry.
351
00:18:27,792 --> 00:18:29,542
Hulk: There's gotta be a way
to take it out.
352
00:18:30,166 --> 00:18:32,496
Iron Man: Keep smashing! Stay together.
353
00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:35,423
Zip it, Stark.
I only take orders from Greenie.
354
00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:36,920
Since when?
355
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,920
Tony, never mind the orders,
it's just causing more chaos.
356
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:43,750
Iron Man: Maybe chaos is just what we need
to confuse the big brain.
357
00:18:43,834 --> 00:18:47,384
Listen up, it's every Hulk
and Avenger for himself!
358
00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:50,578
Nobody follow my orders,
including this one.
359
00:18:50,875 --> 00:18:52,745
(lasers zapping)
360
00:18:52,834 --> 00:18:56,674
Sounds crazy, Stark!
But I'll bring down the house!
361
00:18:57,083 --> 00:18:58,583
Iron Man: I like it!
362
00:18:58,875 --> 00:19:01,665
-Then let chaos reign!
-(electricity crackling)
363
00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:06,083
This attack makes no rational sense.
364
00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:08,286
It is too random, too chaotic.
365
00:19:08,375 --> 00:19:11,495
Cap: This goes against everything I know
about military strategy.
366
00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:14,213
My logic dictates I must ignore the chaos
367
00:19:14,291 --> 00:19:16,541
and focus on the mind-absorption process.
368
00:19:16,917 --> 00:19:18,997
I got your process right here.
369
00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:20,626
Iron Man: Hulk! Stand down!
370
00:19:20,709 --> 00:19:22,329
You don't know
what that thing will do to you.
371
00:19:22,417 --> 00:19:24,827
(scoffs) Why'd you tell him not to?
372
00:19:24,917 --> 00:19:26,497
You know he'll just do the opposite.
373
00:19:31,917 --> 00:19:34,377
(grunting) Everyone, stay back.
374
00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:41,583
Doesn't matter whether you're a Smasheror an Avenger,
375
00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:43,417
givin' orders or taking 'em.
376
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:46,830
End of the day,both gigs are about sacrifice.
377
00:19:46,959 --> 00:19:48,329
And teamwork.
378
00:19:48,625 --> 00:19:51,455
Sometimes I forgetI got good backup either way.
379
00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:55,625
Hulk: Back off, I know what I'm doing.
380
00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:57,004
Iron Man: So do I, Hulk.
381
00:19:57,083 --> 00:20:00,293
I've located the energy cells
that power that thing.
382
00:20:00,375 --> 00:20:02,915
Everyone concentrate
your attacks right here.
383
00:20:13,875 --> 00:20:15,575
Foolish Earthlings!
384
00:20:15,667 --> 00:20:18,287
You would toy with things
beyond your comprehension?
385
00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:20,577
(Hulk screaming)
386
00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:30,495
Once again,
victory belongs to the Avengers...
387
00:20:30,583 --> 00:20:32,293
and the Smashers.
388
00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:34,825
We just schooled the Kree Empire!
389
00:20:34,917 --> 00:20:36,627
Can I get a boo-yah?
390
00:20:37,375 --> 00:20:39,415
Uh, where Hulk?
391
00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:42,455
disembodied voice: Smash...
392
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:44,172
She-Hulk: I could've sworn
that sounded like...
393
00:20:44,709 --> 00:20:47,169
Oh, no, no! Big guy, you can't be...
394
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,580
(growling)
395
00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:56,917
Supreme Intelligence smash!
396
00:20:58,208 --> 00:21:00,378
(all grunting)
397
00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:04,578
Oh, crud. Greenie really is in there.
398
00:21:05,417 --> 00:21:08,167
Iron Man: Hulk's been absorbed
by the Supreme Intelligence.
399
00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:10,670
Hulk now squishy big brain?
400
00:21:12,166 --> 00:21:14,286
No!
401
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:20,080
The gamma monster is now one
with the Kree Supreme Intelligence!
402
00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:24,166
And every mind on your
planet will soon join him!
403
00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:26,745
So, how do we stop
the Supreme Intelligence...
404
00:21:26,834 --> 00:21:29,334
A-Bomb: Without finishing off
the Hulk, too?
405
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,458
(closing theme music)
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