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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,534 ( harmonica wails ) 2 00:00:05,534 --> 00:00:08,868 ( theme music playing ) 3 00:00:43,100 --> 00:00:45,434 ( laughing ) 4 00:00:54,234 --> 00:00:57,200 ( radio playing instrumental music ) 5 00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:58,868 ( radio shuts off ) 6 00:00:58,868 --> 00:01:02,634 DAN, COME ON. GET UP. 7 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,567 DAN, GET UP. 8 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,634 COME ON, DAN. 9 00:01:08,634 --> 00:01:11,167 BOY, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL MORNING. 10 00:01:11,167 --> 00:01:13,634 THE SUN IS SHINING, THE BIRDS ARE CHIRPING, 11 00:01:13,634 --> 00:01:17,968 AND LET'S GET UP AND EMBRACE THE WONDROUSNESS OF IT ALL. 12 00:01:17,968 --> 00:01:20,534 YOU EMBRACE IT. 13 00:01:20,534 --> 00:01:23,033 COME ON, GET UP. WE GOTTA EARN A LIVING. 14 00:01:23,033 --> 00:01:25,701 ( groans ) 15 00:01:25,701 --> 00:01:28,234 ( chuckles ) 16 00:01:28,234 --> 00:01:30,033 ( bed creaking ) 17 00:01:33,100 --> 00:01:36,701 LET THE KIDS DO IT. THEY'RE YOUNGER. 18 00:01:36,701 --> 00:01:39,534 - ( Dan shouting ) - ( Roseanne screams ) 19 00:01:39,534 --> 00:01:41,000 ( laughing ) 20 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,934 D.J.: HEY, MOM. 21 00:01:42,934 --> 00:01:45,367 HEY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KNOCK, PARD. 22 00:01:45,367 --> 00:01:48,701 SORRY. MOM, WILL YOU BUY ME SOME FINGER PAINT? 23 00:01:48,701 --> 00:01:50,100 NO. 24 00:01:50,100 --> 00:01:52,467 I HAVE TO PAINT A PICTURE OF THE FAMILY FOR SCHOOL. 25 00:01:52,467 --> 00:01:54,601 CAN YOU PAINT US INDEPENDENTLY WEALTHY 26 00:01:54,601 --> 00:01:56,801 SO WE DON'T HAVE TO GO TO WORK ANYMORE? 27 00:01:56,801 --> 00:01:59,300 - SURE. - GROOVY, I'LL BUY IT FOR YOU. 28 00:01:59,300 --> 00:02:02,434 ALL RIGHT, REMBRANDT, GO WAKE UP YOUR SISTERS. 29 00:02:02,434 --> 00:02:04,000 ALL RIGHT! 30 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,200 ( Dan shouts ) 31 00:02:08,367 --> 00:02:10,801 GOOD MORNING, HONEY. 32 00:02:10,801 --> 00:02:13,033 GOOD MORNING. 33 00:02:15,133 --> 00:02:16,868 Jackie: SUPREMES. 34 00:02:16,868 --> 00:02:19,868 All: * STOP IN THE NAME OF LOVE * 35 00:02:19,868 --> 00:02:23,834 * BEFORE YOU BREAK MY HEART, THINK IT O-O-OVER * 36 00:02:23,834 --> 00:02:26,067 Woman: * HAVEN'T I BEEN GOOD TO YOU * 37 00:02:26,067 --> 00:02:27,567 * THINK IT O-O-OVER * 38 00:02:27,567 --> 00:02:30,434 * HAVEN'T I BEEN SWEET TO YOU * 39 00:02:30,434 --> 00:02:32,467 * STOP IN THE NAME OF LOVE * 40 00:02:32,467 --> 00:02:34,267 HEY, YOU KNOW WE SOUND PRETTY GOOD. 41 00:02:34,267 --> 00:02:36,567 I THINK WE'RE READY TO BLOW THIS JOINT AND TAKE IT ON THE ROAD. 42 00:02:36,567 --> 00:02:38,734 YEAH, WE COULD DO UP OUR HAIR BIG 43 00:02:38,734 --> 00:02:41,067 AND MAYBE GET DOWN SOME GROOVY DANCE ROUTINES. 44 00:02:41,067 --> 00:02:42,834 YEAH, AND THEN WE COULD LIKE GO ON THE ROAD 45 00:02:42,834 --> 00:02:45,133 AND O.D. ON DRUGS WHILE SOME FAT CAT 46 00:02:45,133 --> 00:02:47,267 RAKES IN OUR ROYALTIES AND WE DIE PENNILESS 47 00:02:47,267 --> 00:02:48,801 AND ON WELFARE. 48 00:02:48,801 --> 00:02:52,467 THAT'S A PRETTY PICTURE, SISTER. 49 00:02:52,467 --> 00:02:54,868 WE GET UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF BED THIS MORNING? 50 00:02:54,868 --> 00:02:57,434 THERE IS NO WRONG SIDE OF THE BED WHEN THERE'S A MAN IN IT. 51 00:02:57,434 --> 00:02:59,868 WELL, THERE IS IF HE'S STILL IN THE QUILT 52 00:02:59,868 --> 00:03:02,567 AND SNORING LIKE A BIG, OLD HOG. 53 00:03:02,567 --> 00:03:05,734 COME ON, 5:30! 54 00:03:05,734 --> 00:03:09,200 GET ME OUT OF THIS LIFE-SUCKING DUMP NOW! 55 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:11,701 - I HEAR THAT. - Crystal: OH. 56 00:03:11,701 --> 00:03:13,934 KNOW WHAT I DO WHEN I GET DOWN ABOUT THIS JOINT? 57 00:03:13,934 --> 00:03:15,834 YOU LET A SMILE BE YOUR UMBRELLA. 58 00:03:15,834 --> 00:03:17,367 NO. 59 00:03:17,367 --> 00:03:19,334 I FANTASIZE ABOUT BOOKER. 60 00:03:19,334 --> 00:03:21,033 ( both groaning ) 61 00:03:21,033 --> 00:03:24,701 DOES THIS FANTASY INVOLVE COGNAC AND CANDLELIGHT? 62 00:03:24,701 --> 00:03:26,901 - UM, DEFINITELY. - WHAT DO YOU DO, 63 00:03:26,901 --> 00:03:29,100 DOUSE HIM WITH THE COGNAC AND THEN LIGHT HIM ON FIRE? 64 00:03:29,100 --> 00:03:32,033 - ( all giggling ) - QUIET, YOU GUYS. THERE HE IS. 65 00:03:32,033 --> 00:03:34,934 LISTEN UP EVERYBODY. I GOT AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. 66 00:03:34,934 --> 00:03:38,701 YOU'RE A WOMAN TRAPPED IN A MAN'S BODY? 67 00:03:38,701 --> 00:03:40,501 THAT'S VERY FUNNY, ROSEANNE. 68 00:03:40,501 --> 00:03:43,601 ACTUALLY, I WANTED TO INFORM YOU ABOUT TONIGHT'S MANDATORY OVERTIME. 69 00:03:43,601 --> 00:03:45,000 - Roseanne: NO! - Jackie: WHAT? 70 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,601 I'M SORRY. MACHINE #3 WENT DOWN. 71 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:48,400 WHAT'S #3 GOT TO DO WITH US? 72 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:51,667 IF I DON'T GET THAT JORGENSEN ORDER OUT, I'M LOOKING AT LAYOFFS. 73 00:03:51,667 --> 00:03:53,801 COULD HAVE GIVEN US SOME WARNING. 74 00:03:53,801 --> 00:03:55,567 I DIDN'T KNOW THE MACHINE WAS GONNA BREAK DOWN. 75 00:03:55,567 --> 00:03:57,534 I DON'T LIKE THIS ANY MORE THAN YOU DO. 76 00:03:57,534 --> 00:03:59,701 YOU DON'T DO AS MUCH AS WE DO. 77 00:03:59,701 --> 00:04:01,601 YEAH, IN FACT, WHAT DO YOU DO, BOOKER? 78 00:04:01,601 --> 00:04:03,834 I FIRE PEOPLE THAT DON'T WORK OVERTIME. 79 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:07,601 HEY, SIS, GIVE ME A QUARTER, WOULD YOU? 80 00:04:07,601 --> 00:04:10,000 - I GOTTA CALL UP MY KIDS. - YOU KNOW THE RULES, ROSEANNE. 81 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,100 BOOKER SAYS WE CAN ONLY USE THE PHONE AT COFFEE BREAKS. 82 00:04:12,100 --> 00:04:14,100 OH, WHO DIED AND LEFT YOU HALL MONITOR? 83 00:04:14,100 --> 00:04:17,067 OH, CUT IT OUT. 84 00:04:17,067 --> 00:04:19,834 IT'S GONNA ADD UP TO A NICE PIECE OF CHANGE FOR YOU GUYS. 85 00:04:19,834 --> 00:04:21,801 YEAH, NOW WE CAN AFFORD THAT STONE LION 86 00:04:21,801 --> 00:04:23,767 FOR OUR VILLA IN FRANCE. 87 00:04:23,767 --> 00:04:25,000 NO, COME ON. 88 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,868 IT'S GONNA BE A NICE WAD OF CASH. 89 00:04:26,868 --> 00:04:28,367 JUST GIVE ME THE QUARTER 90 00:04:28,367 --> 00:04:30,267 AND KEEP YOUR TWO CENTS, WOULD YOU, SIS? 91 00:04:30,267 --> 00:04:32,667 JEEZ, THERE'S MORE THINGS IN LIFE THAN MONEY. 92 00:04:32,667 --> 00:04:34,968 I KNOW, I CAN'T AFFORD ANY OF 'EM. 93 00:04:34,968 --> 00:04:37,701 WILL YOU CALL MY HOUSE FOR ME, ROSEANNE? 94 00:04:37,701 --> 00:04:40,367 WELL, YOU KNOW THE RULES, CRYSTAL. 95 00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:42,734 MY BOY'S BABYSITTER LEAVES AT 5:30. 96 00:04:42,734 --> 00:04:44,334 ASK HER TO STAY TILL I GET HOME? 97 00:04:44,334 --> 00:04:45,968 - WILL YOU COVER FOR ME? - DEAL. HURRY. 98 00:04:48,601 --> 00:04:51,100 HEY. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 99 00:04:51,100 --> 00:04:53,968 I GOT A BOARD OF DIRECTORS MEETING OVER HERE. 100 00:04:53,968 --> 00:04:56,400 LOOK, THIS ISN'T A BREAK. I NEED YOU ON THE MACHINE. 101 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:58,234 WELL, I NEED YOU OFF MY BACK. 102 00:04:58,234 --> 00:05:00,000 I GOTTA CALL MY KIDS ABOUT DINNER. 103 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,667 DO IT ON A BREAK. 104 00:05:01,667 --> 00:05:03,501 WELL, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 105 00:05:03,501 --> 00:05:06,767 CALL 'EM AT 5:15 AND TELL 'EM TO BREAK OUT A CAN OF SARDINES? 106 00:05:06,767 --> 00:05:09,467 LISTEN, ROSEANNE. LOOK, I'M SORRY. 107 00:05:09,467 --> 00:05:10,667 IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM. 108 00:05:10,667 --> 00:05:13,334 NOT NOW, BUT I MEAN IT COULD BE YOUR PROBLEM 109 00:05:13,334 --> 00:05:15,334 'CAUSE IF I'M SITTING THERE WORRYING ABOUT MY KIDS 110 00:05:15,334 --> 00:05:18,334 I COULD SCREW UP AND YOU WOULDN'T MAKE YOUR QUOTA. 111 00:05:18,334 --> 00:05:19,868 COME ON, BOOKER. 112 00:05:19,868 --> 00:05:23,667 THIS IS A CHANCE TO REDEEM YOUR REALLY BAD KARMA. 113 00:05:23,667 --> 00:05:26,801 ALL RIGHT, MAKE IT SNAPPY. 114 00:05:26,801 --> 00:05:28,934 I DON'T WANT EVERYBODY ELSE IN HERE MAKING CALLS. 115 00:05:28,934 --> 00:05:31,567 - THANKS, BOOK. - UH-HUH. 116 00:05:32,801 --> 00:05:35,100 ( TV playing ) 117 00:05:35,100 --> 00:05:37,133 ( phone rings ) 118 00:05:39,067 --> 00:05:41,534 ( ringing continues ) 119 00:05:41,534 --> 00:05:42,601 HELLO? 120 00:05:42,601 --> 00:05:44,767 - BECKY? - Oh, hi, Mom. 121 00:05:44,767 --> 00:05:46,767 HI, HONEY, LISTEN. I'VE ONLY GOT A SECOND 122 00:05:46,767 --> 00:05:49,067 AND I NEED YOU TO DO ME A BIG FAVOR. 123 00:05:49,067 --> 00:05:50,567 CALL UP DWIGHT AT THE STORE, 124 00:05:50,567 --> 00:05:52,734 AND TELL HIM TO DRIVE OVER TO YOUR DAD'S JOBSITE. 125 00:05:52,734 --> 00:05:55,667 HE KNOWS WHERE IT IS. ARE YOU WRITING THIS DOWN? 126 00:05:55,667 --> 00:05:57,000 YES, MOTHER. 127 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,834 OKAY, TELL DWIGHT TO TELL DAD-- 128 00:05:58,834 --> 00:06:00,601 YOU'RE NOT WRITING THIS DOWN AT ALL, ARE YOU? 129 00:06:00,601 --> 00:06:02,934 YES, I AM. 130 00:06:02,934 --> 00:06:04,434 Becky. 131 00:06:04,434 --> 00:06:05,767 ALL RIGHT. 132 00:06:05,767 --> 00:06:08,000 Okay, tell Dwight to tell Dad 133 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,801 THAT I GOT OVERTIME TONIGHT 134 00:06:09,801 --> 00:06:11,767 SO HE HAS TO PICK UP DINNER FOR YOU KIDS. 135 00:06:11,767 --> 00:06:13,267 GREAT, CAN WE GET CHIPPER CHICKEN? 136 00:06:13,267 --> 00:06:17,300 WELL, YOU CAN GET HAPPY HAMSTER FOR ALL I CARE. 137 00:06:17,300 --> 00:06:19,467 JUST MAKE SURE THAT YOU FOLD UP ALL THE CLOTHES 138 00:06:19,467 --> 00:06:21,767 THAT ARE IN THE DRYER, AND THEN TAKE THE GARBAGE 139 00:06:21,767 --> 00:06:24,100 OUT TO THE CURB AND MAKE SURE YOU CLEAN UP THE DISHES. 140 00:06:24,100 --> 00:06:25,601 SURE, MOM. BYE. 141 00:06:25,601 --> 00:06:27,067 Thanks, honey. 142 00:06:32,334 --> 00:06:34,234 DARLENE, GET DOWN HERE. 143 00:06:34,234 --> 00:06:36,434 - COMING. - ( groans ) 144 00:06:36,434 --> 00:06:39,033 WHAT? 145 00:06:39,033 --> 00:06:41,300 TAKE YOUR BOOKS OUT OF HERE AND PUT 'EM UP IN YOUR ROOM. 146 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:43,601 BUT DAD, I'M GONNA DO MY HOMEWORK IN HERE LATER. 147 00:06:43,601 --> 00:06:46,667 PICK 'EM UP NOW. I WANT THIS PLACE CLEANED UP BEFORE YOUR MOTHER GETS HOME. 148 00:06:46,667 --> 00:06:48,100 HELLO, YEAH. 149 00:06:48,100 --> 00:06:50,934 GIVE ME A LARGE DELUXE WITH EVERYTHING, INCLUDING ANCHOVIES. 150 00:06:50,934 --> 00:06:53,000 - NO ANCHOVIES. - JUST A MINUTE. 151 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,701 - WHAT DO YOU WANT ON YOUR PIZZA? - PINEAPPLE. 152 00:06:55,701 --> 00:06:59,100 PINEAPPLE? THIS AIN'T A LUAU, DON HO. 153 00:06:59,100 --> 00:07:01,234 I LIKE IT. IT'S YELLOW. 154 00:07:01,234 --> 00:07:03,834 YELLOW. OKAY, YEAH. MAKE THAT PINE-- 155 00:07:03,834 --> 00:07:06,534 YEAH, I'LL HOLD. DAMN IT! 156 00:07:06,534 --> 00:07:09,767 - DAD, WHERE'S THE EYEDROPPER? I GOTTA GIVE PEBBLES WATER. - LOOK IN THE JUNK DRAWER. 157 00:07:09,767 --> 00:07:12,634 YEAH, RIGHT, THAT'S A LARGE PIZZA 158 00:07:12,634 --> 00:07:15,334 WITH EVERYTHING, PINEAPPLE, NO ANCHOVIES. 159 00:07:15,334 --> 00:07:17,000 714 DELAWARE STREET. 160 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,000 - RIGHT, BYE. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 161 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,067 - ORDERING DINNER. - DIDN'T YOU GET MY MESSAGE? 162 00:07:21,067 --> 00:07:22,634 I SURE DID, 10 MINUTES AGO. 163 00:07:22,634 --> 00:07:24,300 BECKY! 164 00:07:24,300 --> 00:07:26,801 OH, BOY! PUNISHMENT. 165 00:07:26,801 --> 00:07:29,467 * BECKY'S DEAD MEAT, BECKY'S DEAD MEAT * 166 00:07:29,467 --> 00:07:31,701 - EAT IT, DOGGIE BREATH. - HA, HA, HA, HA, HA. 167 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:33,901 OH, KNOCK IT OFF, BOTH OF YOU. 168 00:07:33,901 --> 00:07:37,801 WELL, I SEE YOU WROTE IT DOWN. YOU JUST DIDN'T READ IT. 169 00:07:37,801 --> 00:07:40,100 I'M SORRY, OKAY? I SPACED OUT. 170 00:07:40,100 --> 00:07:43,300 BECKY, I ASK YOU TO DO ONE THING AND YOU DIDN'T DO ANY OF 'EM. 171 00:07:44,667 --> 00:07:46,767 YOU GOTTA LEARN SOME RESPONSIBILITY HERE. 172 00:07:46,767 --> 00:07:49,934 I MEAN, YOU ARE THE OLDEST DAUGHTER, THE SECOND WOMAN IN COMMAND. 173 00:07:49,934 --> 00:07:52,000 YOU'RE THE HEIRESS TO MY THRONE HERE. 174 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:55,567 ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO FOLD THE ROYAL UNDERWEAR. 175 00:07:55,567 --> 00:07:59,100 EVERYTHING'S UNDER CONTROL. THE PIZZA'S ON ITS WAY. 176 00:07:59,100 --> 00:08:00,634 EVERYTHING IS COOL. 177 00:08:00,634 --> 00:08:02,067 OHMM... 178 00:08:04,334 --> 00:08:07,567 THIS IS A PRETTY PICTURE. IS THIS THE ONE FOR SCHOOL? 179 00:08:07,567 --> 00:08:09,434 THERE'S DADDY AND ME 180 00:08:09,434 --> 00:08:11,334 AND BECKY AND YOU. 181 00:08:11,334 --> 00:08:13,968 - WHERE'S DARLENE? - RIGHT THERE. 182 00:08:13,968 --> 00:08:16,033 THAT LOOKS LIKE A BUNCH OF FLOWERS. 183 00:08:16,033 --> 00:08:18,367 I KNOW. THAT' 184 00:08:22,734 --> 00:08:25,234 HEY, I HEARD ABOUT THE OVERTIME. HOW LONG? 185 00:08:25,234 --> 00:08:27,234 I DON'T KNOW. TWO WEEKS MAYBE. 186 00:08:27,234 --> 00:08:29,801 OH, MAN, THAT'S REALLY GONNA BE TIGHT. 187 00:08:29,801 --> 00:08:32,000 I GOTTA FINISH ROOFING THAT GARAGE, 188 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,300 PLUS I GOT TWO DRIVEWAYS TO POUR. 189 00:08:34,300 --> 00:08:37,434 PLUS DWIGHT SAYS THEY MIGHT HAVE A DRYWALL JOB LINED UP FOR ME. 190 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:39,467 PLUS WE GOTTA LIVE THROUGH IT. 191 00:08:39,467 --> 00:08:42,300 WELL, HOPEFULLY WE WILL, BUT IT'S REALLY GONNA TAKE SOME TEAMWORK THOUGH. 192 00:08:42,300 --> 00:08:44,367 HEY, BECKY, GET IN HERE. WE GOTTA DISCUSS SOMETHING. 193 00:08:44,367 --> 00:08:48,100 OH, GOD, THIS AIN'T THE WARD CLEAVER SPEECH, IS IT? 194 00:08:50,100 --> 00:08:53,033 HEY, GUYS, WE GOT A TOUGH COUPLE OF WEEKS COMING UP HERE. 195 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:56,534 I'M GONNA BE WORKING LATE. YOUR MOTHER'S GOING ON OVERTIME. 196 00:08:56,534 --> 00:08:58,968 SO THAT MEANS YOU GUYS ARE GOING ON OVERTIME TOO. 197 00:08:58,968 --> 00:09:00,868 IN ADDITION TO YOUR REGULAR CHORES, 198 00:09:00,868 --> 00:09:03,467 YOU'RE REALLY GONNA HAVE TO TAKE UP THE SLACK HERE. 199 00:09:03,467 --> 00:09:05,701 D.J.'S WIPING PAINT ON ME! WHAT A NERD. 200 00:09:05,701 --> 00:09:07,100 D.J., YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THAT. 201 00:09:07,100 --> 00:09:09,400 DON'T ANYBODY MOVE. PEBBLES GOT LOOSE. 202 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:11,434 - EWW! - OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. 203 00:09:11,434 --> 00:09:13,667 Becky: OH, COME HERE, BABY. 204 00:09:13,667 --> 00:09:16,267 GET THAT LITTLE RAT BACK IN THE BOX! 205 00:09:17,501 --> 00:09:19,133 EWW! 206 00:09:19,133 --> 00:09:21,834 WHY DID I EVEN THINK I COULD GET ANYTHING ACCOMPLISHED? 207 00:09:21,834 --> 00:09:23,834 TEMPORARY INSANITY. 208 00:09:23,834 --> 00:09:27,267 OH, YOU STEPPED IN SOME PEBBLES OF YOUR OWN HERE, DAN. 209 00:09:28,367 --> 00:09:30,701 THAT'S IT, I GIVE UP! 210 00:09:33,367 --> 00:09:35,567 WELL, YOU CAN'T GIVE UP, HONEY. 211 00:09:35,567 --> 00:09:38,968 ALL WE NEED'S A LITTLE ORGANIZATION AROUND HERE. WE'LL ASSIGN EVERYBODY CHORES. 212 00:09:38,968 --> 00:09:42,400 YEAH, WE CAN MAKE A LIST. I'LL WRITE IT DOWN. 213 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:45,634 SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE HEIRESS TO THE THRONE HERE. 214 00:09:45,634 --> 00:09:47,634 ALL RIGHT, I'M READY. 215 00:09:47,634 --> 00:09:50,367 OKAY, RULE NUMBER ONE: NO PAINTING IN THE HOUSE. 216 00:09:50,367 --> 00:09:52,934 AND RULE NUMBER TWO-- 217 00:09:52,934 --> 00:09:55,334 NO ANIMALS IN THE HOUSE. 218 00:09:55,334 --> 00:09:57,567 RULE NUMBER THREE: NO-- 219 00:09:57,567 --> 00:10:00,534 - Darlene: MOM! - NO CHILDREN IN THE HOUSE. 220 00:10:04,834 --> 00:10:07,501 WELL, AT LEAST WE'RE GONNA MAKE A LITTLE EXTRA MONEY. 221 00:10:07,501 --> 00:10:10,634 THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK. I DID SOME FIGURIN' LAST NIGHT. 222 00:10:10,634 --> 00:10:14,067 BY THE TIME I PAY MY DAYTIME BABY-SITTER, AND THEN PAY HER EXTRA 223 00:10:14,067 --> 00:10:16,400 TO DRIVE MY BOY ACROSS TOWN TO THE NIGHTTIME SITTER, 224 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:18,434 AND THEN PAY FOR ALL THE GASOLINE, 225 00:10:18,434 --> 00:10:21,200 I FIGURE THIS OVERTIME IS COSTING ME A $1.25 AN HOUR. 226 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:24,601 - DON'T FORGET TO ADD IN THE GUILT. - TELL ME ABOUT IT. 227 00:10:24,601 --> 00:10:27,901 YEAH, ISN'T IT AWFUL FEELING LIKE AN ABSENTEE MOTHER? 228 00:10:29,300 --> 00:10:31,601 OH, QU� MILAGRO. LOOK WHO'S HERE. 229 00:10:31,601 --> 00:10:33,868 WELL, SO GLAD YOU COULD JOIN US, SIS. 230 00:10:33,868 --> 00:10:35,868 WELL, THANKS FOR HAVING ME. 231 00:10:35,868 --> 00:10:38,901 WELL, I HOPE OUR WORK'S NOT GETTING IN THE WAY OF YOUR BREAK. 232 00:10:38,901 --> 00:10:41,834 A LITTLE BIT, BUT HEY, WE'RE ALL FAMILY. 233 00:10:41,834 --> 00:10:45,234 WELL, FAR BE IT FROM US TO STAND IN THE WAY OF YOUR LEISURE TIME. 234 00:10:45,234 --> 00:10:48,567 MAYBE WE COULD START COMING IN ON THE WEEKENDS TO TAKE UP YOUR SLACK. 235 00:10:48,567 --> 00:10:51,834 WHEN I'M LATE, AT LEAST I DON'T BLAME MY HUSBAND AND THE KIDS. 236 00:10:51,834 --> 00:10:54,100 NO, YOU MAKE UP SOME OUTRAGEOUS LIE. 237 00:10:54,100 --> 00:10:56,067 HEY, IF I'M LATE IT'S 'CAUSE I'M LATE. 238 00:10:56,067 --> 00:10:58,467 WELL, DON'T BE AND WE'LL GET OUT OF HERE FASTER. 239 00:10:58,467 --> 00:11:01,000 THAT'S RIGHT. I'M SICK OF WORKING ALL THESE HOURS. 240 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,000 I'M SICK OF HEARING YOU WHINE ABOUT IT. 241 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:06,000 - WELL, JUST START WORKING AND WE'LL STOP WHINING. - GET OFF OF IT! 242 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,400 IT'S BAD ENOUGH I GOTTA TAKE THAT CRAP FROM BOOKER. 243 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:10,067 I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT FROM YOU GUYS. 244 00:11:10,067 --> 00:11:11,901 HEY, KNOCK OFF THE YELLING IN THERE. 245 00:11:11,901 --> 00:11:15,667 WE'RE JUST PRACTICING THE COMPANY CHEER, BOOKER. 246 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,534 - WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? - Crystal: WHAT? 247 00:11:19,534 --> 00:11:21,701 THERE'S ONLY TWO PRONGS ON THESE FORKS. 248 00:11:21,701 --> 00:11:23,701 SOMEBODY DIDN'T CHECK THE METERING GAUGE. 249 00:11:23,701 --> 00:11:25,334 ALL SEVEN OF THESE CASES ARE RUINED. 250 00:11:25,334 --> 00:11:27,534 - WHO WAS ON THAT GAUGE? - JACKIE. 251 00:11:27,534 --> 00:11:30,033 - CRYSTAL. - I DID IT THE FIRST HOUR. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DO IT. 252 00:11:30,033 --> 00:11:31,534 - NO, I WASN'T. - YES, YOU WERE. 253 00:11:31,534 --> 00:11:33,734 - DON'T BLAME ME! - WHY NOT? IT'S YOUR FAULT. 254 00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:36,033 AHH! 255 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:40,634 THERE, I FEEL BETTER NOW. 256 00:11:40,634 --> 00:11:43,734 THE MACHINE'S ALL FIXED. LET'S RESUME WORK. 257 00:11:43,734 --> 00:11:45,934 ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO MAKE UP THESE SEVEN CASES FOR ME. 258 00:11:45,934 --> 00:11:48,434 - WE COULD DO IT TOMORROW, BOOKER. - NO, YOU'LL DO IT TONIGHT. 259 00:11:48,434 --> 00:11:50,234 YOU ALL HAVE AN EXTRA HOUR OF OVERTIME. 260 00:11:50,234 --> 00:11:51,868 GIVE ME A BREAK! 261 00:11:51,868 --> 00:11:55,434 YOU GIVE ME AN EXTRA SET OF SEVEN CASES OF FORKS, AND I'LL GIVE YOU ONE. 262 00:12:00,667 --> 00:12:03,000 I SUPPOSE YOU'RE GONNA POINT THE FINGER AT ME. 263 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,167 YEAH, AND YOU KNOW WHICH ONE. 264 00:12:13,868 --> 00:12:16,767 ( music playing on TV ) 265 00:12:20,467 --> 00:12:23,734 HI, D.J. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 266 00:12:23,734 --> 00:12:26,367 NEVER MIND. I DON'T CARE. 267 00:12:28,033 --> 00:12:30,667 YOU KNOW THE RULE IS NO PAINTING IN THE HOUSE. 268 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,934 I WANTED TO WATCH TV. 269 00:12:32,934 --> 00:12:35,200 WELL, YOU GOTTA FULLY DEVELOP YOUR BRAIN FIRST 270 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:37,801 BEFORE YOU ROT IT OUT. 271 00:12:38,868 --> 00:12:40,868 CLEAN UP YOUR MESS. 272 00:12:40,868 --> 00:12:42,367 Becky: MOM, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 273 00:12:42,367 --> 00:12:44,968 I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO OVER TO DIANE'S TONIGHT AND STUDY. 274 00:12:44,968 --> 00:12:48,400 - DIANE WHO? - ONLY MY BEST FRIEND SINCE KINDERGARTEN. 275 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:51,367 OH. WHERE'S YOUR DADDY? 276 00:12:51,367 --> 00:12:53,100 HE WENT TO PICK UP DARLENE AT BAND PRACTICE. 277 00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:54,868 DARLENE WHO? 278 00:12:56,534 --> 00:13:01,133 BECKY? THERE'S PAINT ALL OVER THE RUG. 279 00:13:01,133 --> 00:13:03,834 OH, PEBBLES GOT LOOSE AND RAN ACROSS D.J.'S PAINTING. 280 00:13:03,834 --> 00:13:08,534 WELL, THIS PAINT BETTER COME UP, OR THAT PIG'S GONNA BE MOUNTED ABOVE THE FIREPLACE. 281 00:13:08,534 --> 00:13:10,601 DON'T WORRY. IT'S WASHABLE. 282 00:13:10,601 --> 00:13:14,734 WELL, THEN WASH IT, AND FIND ANOTHER PLACE TO LIVE. 283 00:13:14,734 --> 00:13:17,300 - BUT, DAD! - DON'T "DAD" ME, YOUNG LADY. 284 00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:19,868 - I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANOTHER WORD. - WHERE'VE YOU BEEN? 285 00:13:19,868 --> 00:13:24,167 STANDING IN FRONT OF SOUTH ELEMENTARY GYM FOR THE LAST HOUR LOOKING FOR YOUR DAUGHTER. 286 00:13:24,167 --> 00:13:26,801 MOM, I COULDN'T HELP IT. THE BAND ROOM WAS LOCKED. 287 00:13:26,801 --> 00:13:29,167 FOR 45 MINUTES? I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDNAPPED. 288 00:13:29,167 --> 00:13:30,934 I WISH I HAD BEEN. 289 00:13:30,934 --> 00:13:32,968 WELL, GO UP TO YOUR ROOM AND LEAVE THE WINDOW OPEN. 290 00:13:32,968 --> 00:13:34,601 MAYBE YOU'LL GET LUCKY. 291 00:13:36,334 --> 00:13:38,067 WHERE WERE YOU? 292 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:41,334 - I HAD AN EXTRA HOUR OF OVERTIME. - WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL? 293 00:13:41,334 --> 00:13:45,133 I DID. I TRIED THREE TIMES, BUT THE LINE WAS BUSY, BECKY! 294 00:13:46,267 --> 00:13:48,434 THIS HOUSE IS FALLING APART. 295 00:13:48,434 --> 00:13:50,167 WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THOSE RULES? 296 00:13:50,167 --> 00:13:55,501 THEY'RE HANGING RIGHT THERE ON THE REFRIGERATOR DOOR. 297 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,200 HEY, AT LEAST I HELP YOU CLEAN UP THE KITCHEN. 298 00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:59,200 OH, LOOK! OH, GOD. 299 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:03,133 WHY IS IT A GUY CAN HOIST UP A THREE-TON TRUCK TO LOOK FOR AN OIL LEAK, 300 00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:06,834 BUT HE CAN'T LIFT A TWO-OUNCE TOASTER TO CLEAN UP CRUMBS? 301 00:14:06,834 --> 00:14:09,167 AH, NOBODY LOOKS UNDER THERE. 302 00:14:09,167 --> 00:14:11,200 WELL, NOBODY LOOKS IN YOUR EARS EITHER, 303 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:12,834 BUT YOU STILL CLEAN THEM, DON'T YA? 304 00:14:13,934 --> 00:14:15,934 - WHAT? - ( laughs ) 305 00:14:15,934 --> 00:14:18,601 I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA SAY THAT. 306 00:14:18,601 --> 00:14:20,267 WHAT'S THAT? 307 00:14:20,267 --> 00:14:22,200 MACARONI. IT'LL BURN OFF. 308 00:14:23,767 --> 00:14:26,467 WELL, SO WILL THE OZONE, EVENTUALLY. 309 00:14:26,467 --> 00:14:28,300 HEY, I DO MY PART AROUND HERE. 310 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:30,167 THAT'S MORE THAN MOST GUYS WOULD DO. 311 00:14:30,167 --> 00:14:33,634 I DO THE COOKING, THE CLEANING, THE LAUNDRY, PLUS I DO MY JOB. 312 00:14:33,634 --> 00:14:36,834 DO I GET A WORD OF THANKS? NO. 313 00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:38,567 WELL, JOIN THE CLUB. 314 00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:41,667 DON'T BELLYACHE AT ME NO MORE, HONEY. 315 00:14:41,667 --> 00:14:43,367 I HAD THE WORST DAY. 316 00:14:43,367 --> 00:14:44,734 I GOT IN A FIGHT WITH JACKIE, 317 00:14:44,734 --> 00:14:48,033 AND THEN CRYSTAL STARTED CRYING AND-- 318 00:14:48,033 --> 00:14:50,701 - WHAT'D YOU WIPE UP THIS TABLE WITH? - WITH A DISHRAG. 319 00:14:50,701 --> 00:14:52,968 WITH WHAT, JELLY ALL OVER IT? 320 00:14:52,968 --> 00:14:54,400 WITH SYRUP. 321 00:14:56,767 --> 00:14:58,767 AH, IT'LL BURN OFF, I GUESS. 322 00:15:00,234 --> 00:15:02,801 HEY, I'M GONNA GO LOCK MYSELF IN THE BATHROOM 323 00:15:02,801 --> 00:15:05,801 AND TAKE A HOT BATH AND SLIT MY WRISTS. 324 00:15:05,801 --> 00:15:09,133 - I'LL GET YOU SOME CLEAN TOWELS. - THANKS. 325 00:15:11,634 --> 00:15:13,968 - YOU DON'T EVEN WANNA GO IN THERE. - I DON'T? 326 00:15:13,968 --> 00:15:15,968 D.J. SET OFF A PAINT BOMB. 327 00:15:15,968 --> 00:15:18,267 OH, HONEY, DON'T WORRY. I'LL CLEAN IT UP. 328 00:15:18,267 --> 00:15:20,701 MOM, THIS PAINT IS NEVER GONNA COME OFF THE RUG. 329 00:15:20,701 --> 00:15:23,167 GO IN THERE AND GET THAT SPOT REMOVER. 330 00:15:23,167 --> 00:15:26,667 HELP ME CLEAN UP THIS MESS, AND THEN WE'LL GO TACKLE THE BATHROOM. 331 00:15:26,667 --> 00:15:29,100 HA HA! I HAVE YOUR SLIPPERS AND YOUR BEAR! 332 00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:31,601 - GIVE 'EM TO ME! - HA HA, NERD BRAIN! 333 00:15:31,601 --> 00:15:34,100 WOULD YOU KIDS KNOCK IT OFF BEFORE SOMEBODY GETS HURT? 334 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:38,033 - ( Darlene laughing ) - I MEAN IT! 335 00:15:38,033 --> 00:15:40,601 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH. THAT'S ENOUGH. 336 00:15:40,601 --> 00:15:42,734 DAN, I'M WALKING A FINE LINE HERE. 337 00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:45,601 - I GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE FOR A WHILE. - YOU GO ON. GO, GO, GO, GO. 338 00:15:45,601 --> 00:15:47,067 GO ON, I'LL CLEAN IT UP. DON'T WORRY. 339 00:15:47,067 --> 00:15:48,400 - ARE YOU SURE? - I'M POSITIVE. 340 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:49,868 GO ON, HONEY. I'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING. 341 00:15:49,868 --> 00:15:52,000 - I'LL HELP YOU LATER. - ( Dan sighs ) 342 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,400 HA, HA, HA, HA! I HAVE YOUR SLIPPERS. 343 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:56,400 THANKS, HONEY. I OWE YOU ONE. 344 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:59,734 Darlene: PEANUT BUTTER BREATH. HA, HA, HA! 345 00:15:59,734 --> 00:16:01,167 I KNOW. 346 00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:10,734 - WE'RE CLOSED. - WELL, THE SIGN SAYS 10:00. 347 00:16:10,734 --> 00:16:12,400 - IT IS 10:00. - NO. 348 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,767 MY WATCH SAYS I STILL GOT EIGHT MINUTES. 349 00:16:14,767 --> 00:16:17,200 WELL, MY FEET SAY WE'RE CLOSED. 350 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:20,067 WELL, MY EYES SAY THAT YOU'RE A WOMAN WHO'S WORKED HARD ALL YOUR LIFE 351 00:16:20,067 --> 00:16:22,467 AND YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO WORK THREE HOURS OVERTIME, 352 00:16:22,467 --> 00:16:24,934 COME HOME AND SEE YOUR HOUSE ALL TORN UP BY THREE KIDS 353 00:16:24,934 --> 00:16:28,634 AND HAVE YOUR OLD MAN YAP ABOUT HOW HE DOES MORE THAN ANY OTHER GUY HE KNOWS, 354 00:16:28,634 --> 00:16:31,367 AND I NEED A CUP OF COFFEE REAL BAD. 355 00:16:32,667 --> 00:16:35,267 - THE COFFEE'S COLD. - THAT'S FINE. 356 00:16:35,267 --> 00:16:39,067 OH, ALL RIGHT. I GOTTA DO MY CLEANUP ANYWAY. 357 00:16:39,067 --> 00:16:41,067 - BLESS YOU. - HA! 358 00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:44,434 IF I WAS BLESSED, I WOULDN'T BE WORKING IN THIS JOINT. 359 00:16:44,434 --> 00:16:48,434 WELL, I BET YOU I HATE MY JOB WORSE THAN YOU HATE YOURS. 360 00:16:48,434 --> 00:16:51,100 - WHAT DO YOU DO? - I ROB DINERS. 361 00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:53,801 NO. 362 00:16:53,801 --> 00:16:56,300 I PUNCH OUT PLASTIC ALL DAY IN THE FACTORY. 363 00:16:56,300 --> 00:17:00,133 HUH. PARADISE COMPARED TO THIS HELL PIT. 364 00:17:00,133 --> 00:17:03,767 MY OTHER WAITRESS QUIT DURING THE DINNER RUSH. 365 00:17:03,767 --> 00:17:06,801 THEN I HAD AN ARGUMENT WITH THE DISHWASHER. 366 00:17:06,801 --> 00:17:10,534 AND AS AN ADDED BONUS, EIGHT SQUARE ANSWERS CAME IN HERE, 367 00:17:10,534 --> 00:17:14,334 SPENT THREE HOURS, AND LEFT ME A 78-CENT TIP. 368 00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:19,100 HEY, I ALWAYS WONDERED HOW THESE THINGS REPRODUCED. 369 00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:20,701 IT'S LOADS OF FUN. 370 00:17:20,701 --> 00:17:22,667 HEY, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 371 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,634 DO YOU EVER HAVE TO WORK OVERTIME? 372 00:17:24,634 --> 00:17:27,334 HONEY, MY WHOLE LIFE IS OVERTIME. 373 00:17:27,334 --> 00:17:31,601 YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. I GOTTA CHECK IN THE HOSPITAL JUST TO GET A VACATION. 374 00:17:31,601 --> 00:17:34,200 AS LONG AS IT ISN'T THE MATERNITY WARD. 375 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:36,501 WELL, THAT'S THE TRUTH. 376 00:17:36,501 --> 00:17:38,567 COULD YOU POSSIBLY HEAT THIS UP? 377 00:17:38,567 --> 00:17:41,367 HELP YOURSELF. MICROWAVE'S RIGHT OVER THERE. 378 00:17:42,868 --> 00:17:44,367 YOU KNOW WHAT I FEEL LIKE? 379 00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:47,000 I'VE BEEN THROWN IN A RIVER AND HANDED SOME BOULDERS 380 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,234 AND TOLD TO SWIM UPSTREAM. 381 00:17:50,434 --> 00:17:52,434 AND IT SEEMS THAT ALL THE HARDER I SWIM, 382 00:17:52,434 --> 00:17:54,601 THE MORE BOULDERS THEY HAND ME. 383 00:17:54,601 --> 00:17:57,033 HONEY, WAIT'LL YOU TRY IT WITH ARTHRITIS. 384 00:17:57,033 --> 00:17:58,534 ( chuckles ) 385 00:17:58,534 --> 00:18:00,968 YEAH, BUT YOU GOTTA KEEP SWIMMING, RIGHT? 386 00:18:00,968 --> 00:18:05,300 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT ALL OF US WOMEN DO, JUST KEEP SWIMMING. 387 00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:07,734 AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH? 388 00:18:07,734 --> 00:18:10,000 YOU KNOW WHAT I USED TO DO WHEN I WAS A KID? 389 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,667 I'D LEAVE THE LID OFF THESE THINGS 390 00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:14,100 AND LEAVE IT FOR THE NEXT CUSTOMER, REAL LOOSE-LIKE. 391 00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:16,200 ( chuckles ) I STILL DO. 392 00:18:17,901 --> 00:18:21,000 YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I DO WHEN THINGS GET A LITTLE TENSE AROUND HERE? 393 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,501 WHAT? 394 00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:24,767 I DEEP-FRY A COUPLE OF DISHTOWELS. 395 00:18:24,767 --> 00:18:27,267 OH, THAT'S GREAT. 396 00:18:27,267 --> 00:18:29,267 I HARDLY COOK AT ALL ANYMORE. 397 00:18:29,267 --> 00:18:30,901 ( laughs ) 398 00:18:32,234 --> 00:18:34,601 WELL, YOU MARRIED? 399 00:18:34,601 --> 00:18:36,634 I WAS. 400 00:18:36,634 --> 00:18:39,567 MY MARVIN PASSED AWAY ABOUT SEVEN YEARS AGO. 401 00:18:39,567 --> 00:18:42,033 OH. SORRY TO HEAR THAT. 402 00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:45,634 I MISS HIM. HE WAS A GOOD MAN. 403 00:18:45,634 --> 00:18:49,434 HARDEST PART IS GOING HOME AT NIGHT TO AN EMPTY HOUSE. 404 00:18:49,434 --> 00:18:52,033 IT'S SO DAMN QUIET. 405 00:18:52,033 --> 00:18:54,634 YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I TURN ON THE BALLGAME 406 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,567 AND TURN IT UP REAL LOUD LIKE HE USED TO DO. 407 00:18:57,567 --> 00:19:00,200 AND I HATE SPORTS. 408 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,100 BUT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 409 00:19:04,567 --> 00:19:07,501 * SOMETIMES IT'S HARD * 410 00:19:07,501 --> 00:19:10,100 * TO BE A WOMAN * 411 00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:11,701 ( hums instrumental ) 412 00:19:11,701 --> 00:19:16,133 * GIVIN' ALL YOUR LOVE TO ONE MAN * 413 00:19:17,267 --> 00:19:19,567 - ( vocalizing ) - ( door opens ) 414 00:19:19,567 --> 00:19:22,067 - HEY, YOU. - HEY, YOU. 415 00:19:22,067 --> 00:19:24,167 BOY, THIS HOUSE LOOKS IMMACULATE. 416 00:19:24,167 --> 00:19:26,167 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO IT. I WOULD'VE HELPED. 417 00:19:26,167 --> 00:19:28,434 OH, THAT'S OKAY. I SAVED THE BATHROOM FOR YA. 418 00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:31,234 OH, THEN YOU REALLY DO LOVE ME. 419 00:19:31,234 --> 00:19:32,801 HERE. 420 00:19:32,801 --> 00:19:34,133 THANK YOU. 421 00:19:34,133 --> 00:19:35,868 WHERE'D YOU FIND A FLOWER THIS TIME OF NIGHT? 422 00:19:35,868 --> 00:19:38,167 THE CEMETERY. 423 00:19:38,167 --> 00:19:43,367 PICKING OUT MY PLOT, EH? 424 00:19:43,367 --> 00:19:46,067 THE BEST DAY-OLD COFFEE IN THE WORLD. 425 00:19:47,501 --> 00:19:49,501 - FEELING BETTER? - MUCH. 426 00:19:49,501 --> 00:19:52,767 WELL, THAT'S GOOD, 'CAUSE THIS PAINT AIN'T COMING OUT. 427 00:19:52,767 --> 00:19:55,367 AH, FORGET ABOUT IT. WE'LL JUST MOVE. 428 00:19:56,434 --> 00:19:59,167 HEY, IS THAT D.J.'S PICTURE? 429 00:19:59,167 --> 00:20:01,367 YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE HE'S TURNING IN AT SCHOOL. 430 00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,968 Dan: LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT SUN. 431 00:20:03,968 --> 00:20:07,501 OH, HE'S REALLY INTO YELLOW, KIND OF LIKE YOU AND CORN. 432 00:20:07,501 --> 00:20:10,467 YEAH. CHECK OUT THOSE FLOWERS. 433 00:20:10,467 --> 00:20:13,734 KIND OF NICE HE CAN SEE SOMETHING PRETTY IN ALL THIS MESS. 434 00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:17,367 I'M JUST GLAD DARLENE'S ALIVE IN THIS ONE. 435 00:20:17,367 --> 00:20:19,267 - HEY. - HMM? 436 00:20:19,267 --> 00:20:21,968 - DID YOU MAKE UP OUR BED? - YES, MA'AM. 437 00:20:21,968 --> 00:20:25,701 YEAH, WELL, LET'S GO UNMAKE IT. 438 00:20:27,434 --> 00:20:29,701 SURE YOU'RE NOT TOO TIRED? 439 00:20:29,701 --> 00:20:31,734 NEVER. 440 00:20:31,734 --> 00:20:34,367 WELL, ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. 441 00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:37,934 - OKAY, I'M GOING. - ME TOO. 442 00:20:39,801 --> 00:20:41,567 ( snorts ) ALL RIGHT. 443 00:20:42,968 --> 00:20:45,133 COUNT OF THREE. 444 00:20:45,133 --> 00:20:46,934 ONE, 445 00:20:46,934 --> 00:20:48,667 TWO, 446 00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:50,100 THREE. 447 00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:53,067 WAS IT GOOD FOR YOU? 448 00:20:53,067 --> 00:20:54,667 I'M SPENT. 449 00:20:58,033 --> 00:21:00,367 - DAN? - YEAH? 450 00:21:00,367 --> 00:21:02,334 DID YOU SET THAT ALARM? 451 00:21:02,334 --> 00:21:04,133 NO. 452 00:21:04,133 --> 00:21:06,133 WELL, YOU'D BETTER. YOU'LL OVERSLEEP. 453 00:21:06,133 --> 00:21:07,701 I DON'T CARE. 454 00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:09,801 I'M NOT GOING TO WORK TOMORROW. 455 00:21:09,801 --> 00:21:11,834 I'M ENTITLED TO A LITTLE R AND R. 456 00:21:11,834 --> 00:21:14,834 WELL, IF YOU'RE NOT GOING, I AIN'T GOING. 457 00:21:14,834 --> 00:21:16,901 FINE. 458 00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:19,300 YEAH. 459 00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:21,334 I THINK I'LL SLEEP TILL NOON, 460 00:21:21,334 --> 00:21:24,601 AND THEN I'LL GO IN AND LEISURELY READ THE PAPER 461 00:21:24,601 --> 00:21:27,133 AND SIP MY COFFEE, 462 00:21:27,133 --> 00:21:30,133 THEN I MIGHT COME BACK TO BED AND TAKE A NAP. 463 00:21:30,133 --> 00:21:31,801 ME TOO. 464 00:21:31,801 --> 00:21:33,367 SO WE'RE AGREED THEN? 465 00:21:33,367 --> 00:21:35,367 AGREED. 466 00:21:35,367 --> 00:21:36,701 GREAT. 467 00:21:40,033 --> 00:21:42,634 - DAN? - YEAH? 468 00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,701 - IS THE ALARM SET? - YEP. 35932

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