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Previously on The Republic of Sarah...
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The town of Greylock has voted
to declare independence.
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Who's in charge if the mayor quits?
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Ms. Cooper. She saved us.
She should be the leader.
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I think Alexis might be my person.
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You'll never be hers. Not as long
as she's married to William.
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Weston's doing a story on Greylock.
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Chairman Cooper?!
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Sarah, you negotiated a power deal,
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entered into diplomatic relations
with New Hampshire,
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and started a new currency,
all with no oversight.
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Yesterday you repealed a
law to save your friend.
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I see a dictator.
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This is awful.
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Weston's article about
me being a dictator
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has been picked up by a bunch
of outlets; it's everywhere.
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Okay, I don't think it's everywhere.
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Yeah. My name is trending number
four in the U.S. right now.
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Well, in the clickbait Olympics,
you don't even make the podium.
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And the worst part is, now my inbox
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is full of interview requests
from other places.
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I woke up to 27 voice mails.
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What you should do is
hold a press conference.
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No, no, I've had enough press
in my life for one month.
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I don't know why you keep
looking at that stuff.
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It doesn't matter what a bunch
of online trolls are saying.
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The people of Greylock, they love you.
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Her Excellency! Supreme Leader.
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Guiding Sunbeam.
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Guiding Sun Ray, Max.
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Kim Jong-il was called
the Guiding Sun Ray.
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But he has a point.
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- Max?
- No, Weston.
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Nothing he said in his
article was wrong.
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I haven't had any oversight
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since I became Greylock's leader.
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I always meant for there
to be checks and balances.
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This was always, like, was
always gonna be a democracy,
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I just haven't had time to democratize.
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_
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But clearly that time has come.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Hey!
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- Rumpelstiltskin, hi. Knock it off.
- What?
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People are gonna think you're
trying to swipe her firstborn.
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I can't help it.
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Every time I see a baby,
I just think about...
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Your preggers paramour?
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I wasn't gonna say it like that.
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Oh, what about virile vixen?
Boo eating for two?
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I'm gonna dump this coffee on your head.
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AJ, you don't even know
if Alexis is pregnant.
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Come on, the positive
test that you found
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could totally be Bella's.
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Bella's been at prep
school for three weeks.
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And the test was bought
with Alexis's credit card.
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- I saw the receipt.
- Okay.
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So maybe the pregnancy's an accident.
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Or maybe she's trying to eat
her cake and have it, too.
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She keeps this from me,
she can enjoy our little soirees
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for another month or two
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before she trades in her
heels for high chairs.
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Ooh, maybe you would know
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if you, I don't know, uh, asked her.
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Well, I'm afraid to.
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If I ask her and she says
what I think she'll say...
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You know how my temper is.
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Okay, so talk to Alexis at the station.
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Look, if you do it at work,
you'll have cover
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- and you won't lose it.
- She's been gone.
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Probably morning sickness.
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Okay, AJ, just talk to her.
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We need to talk.
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As I'm sure you all know by now,
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the media has determined
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my leadership of Greylock
to be a little... absolute.
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And while I wish I could
tell Weston Woods
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to go suck a tailpipe,
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the truth is, he's right.
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We have an opportunity to
build something great here,
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something that represents all of us.
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And in order to do that,
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we need more voices in
the room than just mine.
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So, over the course of the next week
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we will be holding elections
for a new congress.
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The rules for these
elections are derived
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from the Greylock town charter.
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There will be two rounds of voting.
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The primary is open.
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Every adult resident of
Greylock is eligible to vote
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and to run for office.
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The six highest vote getters will
enter a runoff for four seats.
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These roles are part-time
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and on a volunteer basis.
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You can keep your day job.
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All I ask is your time
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and your mind to help me write
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a new constitution for Greylock.
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This is a democracy, not a dictatorship,
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and together we're going to prove it.
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
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Sarah.
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Liz.
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Finally decided to let the people
of Greylock have a say, huh?
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I'm sorry if you don't like
the way I've handled things.
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All I can do is try my best.
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Six months ago you were
a high school teacher.
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What qualifies you to run our
lives without any supervision?
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Supervision?
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I need checks and balances,
not a babysitter.
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You just can't get enough
of us, can you?
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After exposing my wicked ways,
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I figured you'd be off
to fry bigger fish.
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Well, my editor wants me to
stay to write a follow-up.
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My first article about you
got a lot of traction.
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- Yeah, I noticed.
- Yeah, sorry about that.
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Yeah, don't be. It was,
um... it was fair.
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Harsh but fair.
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Still hoping I suck a tailpipe?
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- Sorry about that.
- Don't be.
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It was fair. Harsh but... but fair.
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You know, you could have folks email
you their candidate paperwork.
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Yeah, our town charter requires
citizens to register in person.
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Your town charter also
says it's against the law
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for a common animal to
have carnal knowledge
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of a pet from a noble household.
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Yeah. And these elections
are the last time
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it will have any authority in Greylock.
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After the vote, the new legislators
and I will write a constitution
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that will form the backbone
of this country.
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Seems pretty undictatorial to me.
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Unless, of course, you're
running the election.
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No. Keeping my hands off of this one.
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Officer Vince is all over it.
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Well, I'm no expert on election science,
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but, uh, it all seems on
the up and up to me.
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Good. Not that I'm trying to impress you
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- or anything. No.
- No, of course not. Okay.
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Maya Jim�nez. That's J-I...
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What do you think you're doing?
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Becoming a public servant?
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You're a child.
You can't run for office.
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Well, if I count as an adult
when you're trying to deport me,
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then I sure as hell count
as an adult now.
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What would somebody your
age know about governing?
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Well, I know we shouldn't be
trying to deport our own citizens
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over a prank gone wrong.
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You broke the law.
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Hey, it was a dumb law
made by dumb adults.
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If that's "mature" leadership,
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maybe it's time we
get a little immature.
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- Excuse me?
- Save it for the campaign, ladies.
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Ms. Jim�nez is correct.
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According to the town charter,
she qualifies as an adult
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and is old enough to run for office.
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Hey, good luck.
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Thank you.
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See you.
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You know, I ran into
William earlier today,
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and he told me he wasn't
entering the election
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because he wanted to spend
more time with his family.
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More like more time with his new baby.
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You know, at least now I know.
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And I took your advice
and called Alexis.
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So now this explains why
I didn't get a call back.
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Easy there, American Psycho.
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Your girlfriend did you
wrong, not my muffin.
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I'm sorry.
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I don't even want to
talk about it anymore.
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Okay.
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Great. Let's talk about something else.
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Are you gonna still run for
the new congress thing?
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Oh, yeah. I turned in my
paperwork this afternoon.
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Oh! And what is your platform?
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I'm assuming that it involves
asking Childish Gambino
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to write the new national anthem.
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Uh, right after Kara Walker
redesigns the flag.
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I mean, Greylock is stuck
between a superpower
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- and its closest allies.
- Mm-hmm.
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At some point, we're gonna
have to start thinking
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about national security. And diplomacy.
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I figure we need someone
who knows how to handle both
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without being a D-bag.
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What about you?
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- Me?
- You gonna run?
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You're always talking about
something "somebody" should do
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to make Greylock better.
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- Why can't that somebody be you?
- Well, because I'm not...
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- I can't...
- You are. And you can.
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Come on, you should run.
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Having you on that council is
exactly what this country needs.
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Whoa, you know you're
burning those, right?
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Yeah, just how Doris likes them.
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Her cat's been puking like
a freshman on prom night.
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I'm, uh, just trying to cheer her up.
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What about you?
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I heard that near-deportation
thing was pretty rough.
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Sorry I wasn't here to help.
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What were you gonna do?
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It's not like anyone could stop
Chairman Cooper once she got going.
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She wasn't really trying
to screw you over, right?
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Yeah, well, she did anyway.
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Which is why I'm running for
a spot on the new congress.
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That's allowed?
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I'm on the prelim ballot.
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Hey, actually, which reminds
me, I have a favor to ask.
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What, you want me to
suppress a few votes,
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pass out some election flyers
with the wrong date on them?
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No. I want you to be
my campaign manager.
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Okay, you know how to organize
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- and you know how to fight.
- Yeah,
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I know how to fight against
the system, Maya, not...
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- not for it.
- Okay, but why throw rocks
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at an ivory tower when
you can burn it down
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from the inside, okay?
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If I get a seat, I can actually
change stuff around here.
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I'm gonna need some compensation.
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How about my everlasting
friendship and gratitude?
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How about you cover my shift on Monday?
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Bella and I have a video date.
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Okay. Deal.
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Go!
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Get it, get it, get it.
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Come back!
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That's a good girl!
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You're bouncy today.
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You know, I think it's the elections...
the more I think about it,
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the more I think I might
actually kick ass at it.
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Oh, there's nothing "might" about it.
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It's just that, I don't know,
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people who grow up from the
part of town where I grew up
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don't do things like this.
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That's why it's always the Putnams
and the Fernsbys and the Coopers
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- who end up running everything.
- Out. Yeah.
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- No offense.
- No, none taken.
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My family is singularly unable to
stay away from a political tangle.
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You know, if you make it
through this first round,
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you're gonna have to debate
the other candidates.
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I know. I've been doing my research,
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channeling my inner Socrates,
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and if that doesn't work,
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I'm just gonna throw some
Real Housewives at them.
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Ready? This is you.
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This is me.
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Yeah, that's gonna play
really well in Greylock.
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How does Adam feel about you running?
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He's okay with it.
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That enthusiastic, huh?
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He just wants to protect me.
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He really thinks our
little local election
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is gonna get that dirty?
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Um, our leader just got smeared
all over the American media.
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And, oh, by the way, I've been
doing some digging on Weston,
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and it looks like taking down
big shots is kind of his thing.
256
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Yeah, I know, I read all his stuff, too.
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I think it's less "taking
down big shots"
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and more "speaking truth to power,"
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which, honestly, I like.
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Even if you're the "power"?
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Yeah, I guess I'm still
getting used to that part.
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Just... mm, be careful with him.
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He's already called me a dictator
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to an audience of millions.
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- What more could he do?
- I don't know.
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But I know that handsome men
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always find new ways to ambush you.
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_
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Oh, you have got to be kidding me.
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"Vote for Danny Cooper"?
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- Sorry.
- Sorry.
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You realize other people
stay here, right?
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Four months ago, you tried
to bulldoze Greylock.
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Now you're gonna try and represent it?
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My bosses were always gonna
put someone from Lydon
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- into congress, so I raised my hand.
- Oh, lucky me.
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How are you even eligible to run?
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You live in a hotel.
You're not a resident.
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Mailing addresses, all 350 of us.
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Sorry, sis, but 16% of
your voting population
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cashes checks with Lydon Industries.
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A Fortune 500 hip-pocketing government
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is not what democracy looks like.
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A group of voters uniting in
service of a common cause
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is exactly what democracy looks like.
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You just don't like the voters.
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But, hey, if you're really
that unhappy about it,
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you could always go
back to dictatorship.
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- Oh.
- What did that article call you again?
290
00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:11,880
- Don't...
- "Chairman Cooper"?
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Has a nice ring to it.
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Careful what you wish for, Danny.
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You'll be first against the wall.
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Lactose tolerance...
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You gonna help me or what?
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I am helping you.
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How does you watching Hunter
chug a gallon of milk help me?
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It's research.
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00:11:35,950 --> 00:11:37,159
Oh, for a dairy farm you're starting?
300
00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:39,230
No. For your campaign. Look.
301
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I was going through the
Greylock directory again today
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to try to find out where your
votes are gonna come from.
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It's not the townies...
Liz Fernsby owns them.
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Danny Cooper's got the Lydon guys,
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and Officer Johnson and Corinne
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are gonna split the independence vote.
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That doesn't leave many
blank ballots, huh?
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That's exactly what I was thinking,
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but there's one major group of
voters that are unaccounted for.
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Us.
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Us?
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Teenagers.
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I mean, Greylock town charter states
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that adulthood starts at 15.
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That means most people in
high school can-can vote.
316
00:12:05,980 --> 00:12:08,920
Yeah, but, listen, everyone
in the high school hates me.
317
00:12:08,940 --> 00:12:11,220
No, they just don't know you, okay?
318
00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:13,119
And we're gonna change that,
we're gonna give them a reason
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- to vote for Maya.
- How do we do that?
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I think I have a way,
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00:12:16,290 --> 00:12:18,140
but you're gonna hate it.
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00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:19,890
So, Hunter, wh-what do you say?
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What, you want me to help you?
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Are you high?
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Dude, you're right. I hate this idea.
326
00:12:24,380 --> 00:12:27,210
No, look, we don't like you
and you don't like us, but...
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you're popular.
328
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,170
We want you to use that popularity
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- to help Maya's campaign.
- Yeah...
330
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- Why the hell would I do that?
- Shorter school days.
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I'm listening.
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Studies show that shorter
days improve learning.
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You help me win the election,
maybe the last bell
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- starts ringing an hour earlier.
- Vote for Maya.
335
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That wouldn't completely suck.
336
00:12:45,610 --> 00:12:47,280
Neither would lowering the drinking age.
337
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60% of countries let kids
drink before the age of 21.
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You really think you can swing that?
339
00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,380
I mean, I can try, but
it definitely won't help
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if I'm not even in the room.
341
00:12:54,870 --> 00:12:57,140
What do I have to do?
342
00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:59,499
Everybody follows you on social
media here at school, right?
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00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:00,529
All you got to do is send out
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- a few posts, tweets...
- Couple little texts.
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- ... texts, pictures: "Vaya con Maya."
- Yeah. Yeah.
346
00:13:05,130 --> 00:13:08,440
Just a few little things
for us and I really think...
347
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- Vote for Maya.
- What do you say?
348
00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:17,530
Say cheese, shorty.
349
00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:23,680
All right. It's posted.
350
00:13:23,700 --> 00:13:26,090
See you Halloween costumes later.
351
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Ugh, what a tool.
352
00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:30,590
He's the right tool for the job.
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_
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_
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_
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The candidates are making
some big promises.
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So what do you think you
can give to Greylock?
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What can voters expect
if they support you?
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That I'll support them right back.
360
00:14:01,470 --> 00:14:02,600
There's this dumb idea
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that people have to be
told what we need.
362
00:14:04,770 --> 00:14:08,670
Young people, poor people,
people without any power.
363
00:14:08,690 --> 00:14:11,090
Hey. Greg.
364
00:14:12,740 --> 00:14:15,550
- But we know what we need.
- And what's that?
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Somebody who's willing to shut
up for a second and listen.
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00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:19,739
That's what I can give to Greylock.
367
00:14:19,740 --> 00:14:21,479
So none of this has anything
to do with the fact
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that one of the other candidates
tried to have you deported?
369
00:14:24,290 --> 00:14:26,089
Of course it does. I don't
want something like that
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00:14:26,090 --> 00:14:27,600
to happen to anyone else.
371
00:14:27,620 --> 00:14:30,770
Ms. Cooper and Liz Fernsby
could go after me
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because they thought I didn't matter.
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But I do.
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And so do the rest of
Greylock's average citizens.
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My campaign is about proving that.
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Everybody counts.
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00:14:39,210 --> 00:14:40,790
What are you doing?
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00:14:40,810 --> 00:14:42,660
- You shouldn't be talking to him.
- Why not?
379
00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:44,560
'Cause he called you out on your BS?
380
00:14:44,580 --> 00:14:46,960
Hey, if you need any quotes on her, oof,
381
00:14:46,980 --> 00:14:48,250
I've got plenty.
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00:14:49,270 --> 00:14:52,250
Maya's 16. I don't want her
caught in the media's crosshairs.
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00:14:52,270 --> 00:14:54,940
Maya Jim�nez is a great story.
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She's an inspiration.
It's exactly the kind of thing
385
00:14:56,710 --> 00:14:58,499
I was hoping for when I
requested this assignment.
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00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:00,430
- You requested this assignment?
- Oh, can I... ?
387
00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:03,380
Of course I did.
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00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:04,680
A brand-new country,
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00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:07,480
led by a brilliant, badass
24-year-old woman?
390
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:09,540
- That's career-making stuff.
- "Brilliant, badass"?
391
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:12,400
You-you couldn't have led
your article with that?
392
00:15:12,420 --> 00:15:13,530
You can blame my editor.
393
00:15:13,550 --> 00:15:15,400
Go easy on Maya. She's just a kid.
394
00:15:15,420 --> 00:15:18,410
Goes without saying, Dear Leader.
395
00:15:18,430 --> 00:15:21,030
Kidding. I'm-I'm kidding.
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00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:22,850
Kidding.
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00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:28,560
- He bothering you?
- No, he's fine.
398
00:15:28,580 --> 00:15:29,899
If anyone's bothering me, it's me.
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00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:31,460
I'm so antsy, it's like I've forgotten
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00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:33,380
how to function without a crisis.
401
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,040
I can set the coffee machine on fire
402
00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:37,130
if it'll make you feel better.
403
00:15:37,150 --> 00:15:38,479
Getting these elections right
404
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:39,810
is what will make me feel better.
405
00:15:39,820 --> 00:15:42,430
Greylock the country has...
406
00:15:42,450 --> 00:15:44,530
pretty much been my baby
for the past few months.
407
00:15:44,550 --> 00:15:46,020
Bringing new people in is so scary.
408
00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:47,179
Yeah, but it's the right thing to do.
409
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,300
Besides, I can't handle
this on my own anymore.
410
00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:51,270
It's way too much for one person.
411
00:15:51,290 --> 00:15:52,940
When's the last time
you-you took a break?
412
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:56,340
Yeah, I have no idea. Maybe,
like, um, that concert we went to
413
00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:57,669
the day before my brother arrived.
414
00:15:57,670 --> 00:16:00,470
- Idles at The Roxy?
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
415
00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:03,450
Do you trust me?
416
00:16:03,470 --> 00:16:05,120
The last time you asked me that,
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00:16:05,140 --> 00:16:07,590
we had to hitchhike home from
that pet store in Albany.
418
00:16:07,610 --> 00:16:09,540
Yeah, but you also met Beth Ditto.
419
00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:12,300
- Yeah, I trust you.
- Good.
420
00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,610
Meet me here after the debate.
421
00:16:14,630 --> 00:16:15,960
I got a surprise for you.
422
00:16:15,980 --> 00:16:17,130
What kind of surprise?
423
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:19,050
The kind that's a surprise.
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00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:22,000
Ladies and gentlemen,
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the results of the
preliminary round are in.
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The six candidates for the
final runoff election are:
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Amy Johnson...
428
00:16:29,540 --> 00:16:33,270
... Daniel Cooper, Olive
Platt, Corinne Dearborn...
429
00:16:33,290 --> 00:16:34,610
All right, Corinne!
430
00:16:34,630 --> 00:16:36,940
- ... Elizabeth Fernsby...
- All right, Liz!
431
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,610
... and Maya Jim�nez.
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00:16:40,050 --> 00:16:43,370
We look forward to seeing you
all at the debate tonight.
433
00:16:43,390 --> 00:16:45,530
- Hey, congrats, AJ.
- Oh, thank you.
434
00:16:49,110 --> 00:16:50,510
Hey.
435
00:16:50,530 --> 00:16:52,540
I just heard that you
made it to the runoff.
436
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,130
Congratulations.
437
00:16:54,150 --> 00:16:55,790
Oh, so now you want to talk to me?
438
00:16:55,810 --> 00:16:57,620
I'm really sorry that
I haven't called, okay?
439
00:16:57,640 --> 00:17:01,180
Uh, William has been
very present lately.
440
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:03,390
Of course. I'm sure he's
excited about the baby.
441
00:17:04,330 --> 00:17:06,279
- I'm sorry, what?
- Don't stand here and lie to me.
442
00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:08,120
I found the pregnancy test, Alexis.
443
00:17:08,140 --> 00:17:12,450
- You, you snooped in my...
- I was cleaning up, and I found it.
444
00:17:12,470 --> 00:17:14,930
And like a good girlf...
445
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:16,790
whatever I am to you,
446
00:17:16,810 --> 00:17:18,279
I waited for you to tell me about it.
447
00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:19,600
Spoiler alert: you didn't.
448
00:17:19,620 --> 00:17:20,959
So, yeah, I'm a little pissed off.
449
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,240
- AJ.
- Look, I get you're married.
450
00:17:23,260 --> 00:17:24,319
That was a part of the
deal when we started.
451
00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:26,660
But a baby is different.
452
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:27,699
And then you fill my head with BS
453
00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:29,240
about you being crazy about me.
454
00:17:29,260 --> 00:17:31,970
Meanwhile, you're starting
an 18-year re-up
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00:17:31,990 --> 00:17:33,120
with your husband.
456
00:17:33,140 --> 00:17:34,670
- Behind my back.
- You don't...
457
00:17:34,690 --> 00:17:37,090
Oh. Officer Johnson.
458
00:17:37,110 --> 00:17:39,500
We just heard. Congrats on the runoff.
459
00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:42,760
Congrats to you, too.
A new baby is so exciting.
460
00:17:42,780 --> 00:17:44,340
What?
461
00:17:51,550 --> 00:17:54,780
Alexis, you're pregnant?
462
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:56,770
Oh...
463
00:18:07,180 --> 00:18:10,120
Why is there a disco ball in my walk-in?
464
00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:12,240
I'm doing something for Sarah.
465
00:18:12,260 --> 00:18:14,700
And is this, uh, sudden
burst of boldness
466
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,450
related to the charming reporter
467
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,609
- that's been sneaking around?
- He's not that charming.
468
00:18:18,610 --> 00:18:20,580
Uh, he is that charming.
469
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:24,630
Maybe, maybe me seeing
him make cow eyes at her
470
00:18:24,650 --> 00:18:26,040
sped up the process a little bit,
471
00:18:26,060 --> 00:18:28,050
but it was bound to happen.
472
00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:34,260
- What?
- N-Nothing.
473
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,430
That's not a "nothing" look.
474
00:18:35,450 --> 00:18:39,810
Is this the first date that
you've gone on since... ?
475
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,280
- I-I'm sorry for even bringing it up.
- It's okay.
476
00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:46,620
Patience is gone, and I'm here
with an absolutely perfect woman
477
00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:48,420
who I'm pretty sure is into me.
478
00:18:48,450 --> 00:18:51,120
So, yeah. It's time to move on.
479
00:18:51,140 --> 00:18:52,160
Of course.
480
00:18:52,180 --> 00:18:54,130
I'm good.
481
00:18:54,150 --> 00:18:55,460
I'm good.
482
00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:01,590
Uh, good evening.
483
00:19:01,610 --> 00:19:04,840
Welcome to Greylock's inaugural
legislative primary debate.
484
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To those of you here tonight
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00:19:05,980 --> 00:19:08,310
and those of you listening from
home, I'm Weston Woods
486
00:19:08,330 --> 00:19:10,480
of The Yorkshire, and as
an impartial observer,
487
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:14,110
I'm honored to have been asked
to moderate this evening's event.
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00:19:14,130 --> 00:19:16,180
Each candidate will give
their opening statement,
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00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,620
then we'll move to a
roundtable discussion.
490
00:19:18,630 --> 00:19:21,060
This is your chance to get
to know your candidates.
491
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:23,160
I look forward to an
enlightening evening.
492
00:19:24,770 --> 00:19:29,040
The most important issue facing
Greylock today is identity.
493
00:19:29,060 --> 00:19:32,290
Who are we? But more importantly,
494
00:19:32,310 --> 00:19:33,381
who do we want to be?
495
00:19:33,390 --> 00:19:35,960
We are a nation of tradition.
496
00:19:35,980 --> 00:19:38,420
But we are also a home for innovation.
497
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:40,210
A place for second chances.
498
00:19:40,230 --> 00:19:43,130
A land of wild and untamed beauty.
499
00:19:43,150 --> 00:19:44,590
A community of strength.
500
00:19:44,610 --> 00:19:46,510
A harbor from the storm.
501
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:50,130
We founded this country
to get rid of Lydon.
502
00:19:50,150 --> 00:19:52,970
Why would we put one of their
lackeys in our government?
503
00:19:52,980 --> 00:19:55,480
I'm a son of Greylock.
This place shaped me.
504
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,730
I'm just looking for an opportunity
to return the favor.
505
00:19:57,740 --> 00:20:00,480
Government works best
as a team of rivals.
506
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,440
We can't have a congress
of Sarah's flunkies
507
00:20:02,460 --> 00:20:04,530
rubber-stamping her every whim.
508
00:20:04,550 --> 00:20:05,650
Sarah's roommate,
509
00:20:05,670 --> 00:20:07,320
Sarah's brother, Sarah's best friend,
510
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:08,530
Sarah's devotee.
511
00:20:08,550 --> 00:20:09,780
Former devotee.
512
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,320
How are we supposed to have
513
00:20:11,330 --> 00:20:13,920
independent oversight if Sarah
owns half the candidates?
514
00:20:13,940 --> 00:20:15,290
No one owns me.
515
00:20:15,310 --> 00:20:16,459
And just because I live with Sarah
516
00:20:16,460 --> 00:20:17,619
doesn't mean I can't tell her
517
00:20:17,620 --> 00:20:19,800
where to stick it and
when it needs to be stuck.
518
00:20:19,820 --> 00:20:22,680
New ideas are exactly
what this country needs.
519
00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:25,050
And to get new ideas, we need new faces.
520
00:20:25,070 --> 00:20:28,460
My family has been in
Greylock since its founding.
521
00:20:28,490 --> 00:20:31,600
We declared independence so
we could stay who we were.
522
00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:33,920
I love Greylock's unique history,
523
00:20:33,940 --> 00:20:36,390
but a country isn't a hot dog stand.
524
00:20:36,410 --> 00:20:38,600
You can't rely on the
same formula forever.
525
00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:40,980
The world is changing.
We have to change with it.
526
00:20:43,420 --> 00:20:46,110
You know, I could see why you
would say that, Ms. Dearborn.
527
00:20:46,130 --> 00:20:48,180
Because if anyone would benefit
528
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,200
from forgetting the past, it's you.
529
00:20:50,220 --> 00:20:51,740
Uh, what do you mean by that?
530
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:53,700
You know, most people wrote you off
531
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:56,540
when you became another
teen pregnancy statistic,
532
00:20:56,560 --> 00:21:01,330
but you certainly have made the
most of your youthful mistakes.
533
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,660
Sorr... My-my youth...
my youthful mistakes?
534
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,840
What... uh, what do you,
what do you mean by that?
535
00:21:06,860 --> 00:21:09,760
Are you calling my son a mistake?
536
00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:14,200
Hey, bitch in the ugly blouse,
537
00:21:14,220 --> 00:21:16,079
did you just call my son a mistake?
538
00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:17,199
Because I swear to God, if you even...
539
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:21,650
This election is just the
first step in a long journey
540
00:21:21,670 --> 00:21:22,960
toward Greylock's future.
541
00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:26,620
I suggest we worry less
about what we've done,
542
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:28,840
focus more on what we can do.
543
00:21:37,970 --> 00:21:39,680
I.D.
544
00:21:39,700 --> 00:21:41,249
- Grover, what... ?
- Excuse me, Miss, uh-uh,
545
00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:44,040
you can't come in here without an I.D.
546
00:21:47,030 --> 00:21:48,850
It's me, I promise.
547
00:21:53,660 --> 00:21:56,100
- Enjoy your night.
- Thank you.
548
00:22:07,210 --> 00:22:09,280
- Hi.
- Hi.
549
00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:14,480
You look like a... whiskey ginger type.
550
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:17,780
- How did you know?
- Lucky guess.
551
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:21,790
Grover, this is amazing.
552
00:22:21,810 --> 00:22:24,750
Why did you do all of this?
553
00:22:24,770 --> 00:22:26,500
'Cause you deserve a night out.
554
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:29,580
And I figured since
I couldn't get you to a club
555
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:33,010
before the elections,
I'd bring the club to you.
556
00:22:38,890 --> 00:22:40,140
Thank you.
557
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:43,150
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
558
00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:48,900
Ah. The opener should
be on any moment now.
559
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:51,700
? We will have to save ourselves... ?
560
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:52,740
There they are.
561
00:22:54,300 --> 00:22:55,710
Okay. Come on.
562
00:22:55,730 --> 00:23:01,500
? We are hiding way down low ?
563
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:04,420
? Sacrificing limbs ?
564
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:09,400
? For a rope, a hope hoax ?
565
00:23:09,420 --> 00:23:12,460
? Oh, no... ?
566
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:17,650
- Come on, come on.
- ? Oh, no... ?
567
00:23:17,670 --> 00:23:20,160
I'm used to there being
more people to hide behind!
568
00:23:20,180 --> 00:23:22,860
Who are you gonna hide behind?
It's just me. Come on!
569
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:26,280
? Just us... ?
570
00:23:30,060 --> 00:23:31,320
Thanks for coming.
571
00:23:31,340 --> 00:23:34,910
Sarah's out, so I thought we could talk.
572
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:38,160
I think you have said
more than enough today.
573
00:23:38,180 --> 00:23:39,799
Why the hell do you
think you have the right
574
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:41,919
- to talk to my husband?!
- I messed up, okay? I know I messed up.
575
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,759
You want to know why I didn't
tell you about the baby?
576
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:46,050
Huh? Because there is no baby.
577
00:23:46,060 --> 00:23:47,460
You lost it?
578
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,260
I had an abortion.
579
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:51,640
I missed my period and I took a test
580
00:23:51,660 --> 00:23:53,900
and I had no idea where
my marriage was going
581
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:56,200
and I had no idea what
you and I were doing
582
00:23:56,220 --> 00:24:00,490
and I was, I-I was in no
place to be a mother.
583
00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:03,280
So I told William that
I was gonna go see
584
00:24:03,300 --> 00:24:06,040
an old college friend and
I went to the city and...
585
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:10,180
And I wanted to tell you.
586
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:13,320
I wanted to call you.
587
00:24:13,340 --> 00:24:18,082
I just needed a few more days
to get my head on straight.
588
00:24:19,780 --> 00:24:22,660
I'm sorry. I didn't know.
589
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:24,300
Yeah, of course you didn't know.
590
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:27,880
You didn't know because
you didn't ask me.
591
00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:29,950
Instead of asking me, you
just went off half-cocked
592
00:24:29,970 --> 00:24:31,359
with your own delusions
and then you spewed
593
00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:32,763
those delusions at my husband.
594
00:24:32,770 --> 00:24:34,170
I was angry.
595
00:24:34,190 --> 00:24:35,260
No. Stay away from me.
596
00:24:37,140 --> 00:24:39,640
And I was confused and I was hurt.
597
00:24:39,660 --> 00:24:44,060
Yeah, well, you know,
so am I, AJ, so am I.
598
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:47,240
And I'm also married
599
00:24:47,260 --> 00:24:50,980
to a good and compassionate man
who doesn't deserve any of this.
600
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:55,180
So... I am going to go to
New York with that man
601
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:56,839
and I'm gonna see if there's
anything left of our marriage
602
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,240
that we can save.
603
00:25:01,980 --> 00:25:03,499
What did you tell him
about the pregnancy?
604
00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:07,040
That is none of your business.
605
00:25:08,980 --> 00:25:10,330
Does he know about us?
606
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,040
No.
607
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:23,410
There is a world where
this ended so differently.
608
00:25:24,580 --> 00:25:26,290
The way I felt about you...
609
00:25:28,710 --> 00:25:30,370
Goodbye, AJ.
610
00:25:34,210 --> 00:25:36,560
? Ships with ?
611
00:25:36,580 --> 00:25:38,640
? Ships with holes will sink ?
612
00:25:38,660 --> 00:25:43,860
? And I will swim ?
613
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:48,080
? It's nothing, make time for us ?
614
00:25:48,100 --> 00:25:50,410
? Make time for us ?
615
00:25:50,420 --> 00:25:53,040
? Can't even shout for words ?
616
00:25:53,060 --> 00:25:55,460
? You know I'm far too shameful ?
617
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:57,630
? It's nothing ?
618
00:25:57,650 --> 00:26:01,510
? Make time for us, make time for us ?
619
00:26:01,530 --> 00:26:04,010
? Can't even sing for words ?
620
00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:06,850
? You know I'm far too shameful. ?
621
00:26:32,350 --> 00:26:34,080
Grover?
622
00:26:36,290 --> 00:26:37,630
Uh, sorry.
623
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:42,720
Uh, I sh... I sh... I...
I sh... I shouldn't have.
624
00:26:44,820 --> 00:26:47,320
Sometimes you look at me
like you need me to breathe,
625
00:26:47,340 --> 00:26:49,530
and then, other times,
626
00:26:49,550 --> 00:26:52,190
you can't stand to be in
the same room with me.
627
00:26:55,460 --> 00:26:58,940
I knew you weren't ready,
I just really wanted you to be.
628
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:00,440
- I'm sorry.
- No, no, no, no.
629
00:27:00,460 --> 00:27:02,320
I-I want you, Sarah.
630
00:27:02,340 --> 00:27:04,950
I do. But, um...
631
00:27:04,970 --> 00:27:07,700
I... Oh, God.
632
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:10,910
I can't.
633
00:27:11,620 --> 00:27:13,940
I just can't.
634
00:27:17,130 --> 00:27:22,090
It's okay. I get it.
635
00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:26,090
When you are ready...
636
00:27:28,260 --> 00:27:30,770
... you're gonna make someone
else incredibly happy.
637
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:34,350
"Someone else."
638
00:27:53,870 --> 00:27:55,930
So...
639
00:27:55,950 --> 00:27:58,380
he just couldn't get over
that Patience hurdle, huh?
640
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:01,120
I don't know why I thought he would.
641
00:28:01,140 --> 00:28:02,470
It's hard,
642
00:28:02,490 --> 00:28:06,190
feeling something for somebody so long,
643
00:28:06,210 --> 00:28:10,210
and coming to terms with the
fact that they can't reciprocate.
644
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:15,450
Are you gonna tell me
what's going on with you?
645
00:28:15,470 --> 00:28:19,530
'Cause clearly that little
speech wasn't just for me.
646
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:25,340
For the past few months,
647
00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:27,330
I've been sleeping with Alexis Whitmore.
648
00:28:28,730 --> 00:28:31,410
But as of last night...
649
00:28:31,430 --> 00:28:34,470
I basically dynamited Alexis's marriage
650
00:28:34,490 --> 00:28:36,190
and our affair.
651
00:28:38,540 --> 00:28:42,770
So, yeah.
652
00:28:42,790 --> 00:28:44,870
I'm batting a thousand over here.
653
00:29:05,450 --> 00:29:07,579
That's better.
654
00:29:11,330 --> 00:29:13,210
Looking like a snack in
those pants, Charlie.
655
00:29:13,230 --> 00:29:17,250
Yeah... yeah.
656
00:29:17,270 --> 00:29:18,900
Oh.
657
00:29:22,070 --> 00:29:24,130
Hey, shorty.
658
00:29:24,150 --> 00:29:26,160
Got to admit, you did
way better last night
659
00:29:26,180 --> 00:29:27,430
than I thought you would.
660
00:29:29,750 --> 00:29:31,230
What does he want?
661
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:33,660
It's funny you should ask.
662
00:29:34,740 --> 00:29:36,817
You still have to get
through the final election.
663
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,240
And you need me.
664
00:29:40,900 --> 00:29:42,239
But I need all that.
665
00:29:46,620 --> 00:29:49,130
"ATV access in Hargis Preserve"?
666
00:29:49,150 --> 00:29:51,600
"Homecoming as a national holiday"?
667
00:29:51,620 --> 00:29:52,930
Mm-hmm.
668
00:29:52,950 --> 00:29:55,970
- "Pack the courts with youthful hotties"?
- Uh-huh.
669
00:29:55,990 --> 00:29:57,500
That-That's BS, dude.
670
00:29:57,504 --> 00:29:58,672
That's politics.
671
00:30:00,990 --> 00:30:02,540
Pass.
672
00:30:04,460 --> 00:30:06,130
Look, I go, my votes go with me.
673
00:30:06,150 --> 00:30:08,430
I lose, we all lose.
674
00:30:09,870 --> 00:30:11,250
Yeah, maybe.
675
00:30:13,090 --> 00:30:14,310
Maybe not.
676
00:30:14,330 --> 00:30:16,940
You know how to find me
677
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:18,960
when you change your mind.
678
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,890
It's Grover, right?
679
00:30:26,910 --> 00:30:29,680
Mind if I ask you a few questions?
680
00:30:29,700 --> 00:30:31,370
I'm not involved in the election.
681
00:30:31,390 --> 00:30:33,770
Oh, it's not about the election.
682
00:30:33,790 --> 00:30:34,910
About Sarah.
683
00:30:34,930 --> 00:30:38,170
I don't know. She's smart, she's kind.
684
00:30:39,310 --> 00:30:40,630
Is she single?
685
00:30:40,650 --> 00:30:41,960
Excuse me?
686
00:30:41,980 --> 00:30:44,760
Does she have a romantic partner?
687
00:30:44,780 --> 00:30:46,970
What's that got to do with anything?
688
00:30:46,980 --> 00:30:49,189
Well, Sarah's currently the
youngest head of state on Earth.
689
00:30:49,190 --> 00:30:51,100
And you want to turn
her into a sex object.
690
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:53,720
No, I want to humanize her.
691
00:30:53,740 --> 00:30:55,390
Show a generation of young people
692
00:30:55,410 --> 00:30:57,130
that she's just like they are,
693
00:30:57,150 --> 00:30:59,630
with the same hopes
and dreams and, yeah,
694
00:30:59,650 --> 00:31:02,070
maybe the same romantic problems.
695
00:31:02,090 --> 00:31:05,440
Hopefully inspire a few to follow
in her footsteps, you know?
696
00:31:05,460 --> 00:31:08,380
Yeah. She's single.
697
00:31:12,810 --> 00:31:15,090
Hi, Danny. What are you doing here?
698
00:31:15,110 --> 00:31:17,220
Uh, just talking to the
judge about an easement
699
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:20,130
- on one of our mines. You?
- Nice. Um... I'm... Nothing.
700
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,130
- I just...
- Wait a minute, you're...
701
00:31:22,150 --> 00:31:23,370
- What?
- You're not...
702
00:31:23,390 --> 00:31:25,210
What? Giving up?
703
00:31:25,230 --> 00:31:26,550
Packing it in?
704
00:31:26,570 --> 00:31:30,010
Waving the white flag with,
uh, furious abandon? Yes.
705
00:31:30,030 --> 00:31:32,170
- Why?
- Last night was a disaster.
706
00:31:32,190 --> 00:31:34,370
Liz set a trap, and I walked into it.
707
00:31:34,390 --> 00:31:36,130
And I made myself at home.
708
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:38,230
Just another white trash train wreck.
709
00:31:38,250 --> 00:31:40,840
Okay, there's no coming back from that.
710
00:31:40,850 --> 00:31:43,770
Liz Fernsby... is an ass.
711
00:31:43,790 --> 00:31:47,030
She was born an ass, she lives as
an ass, and she will die an ass.
712
00:31:47,050 --> 00:31:48,570
Everyone in Greylock knows it.
713
00:31:48,590 --> 00:31:50,070
Just like they know you.
714
00:31:50,090 --> 00:31:51,870
You are not a train wreck.
715
00:31:51,890 --> 00:31:54,850
You're smart, you're
capable, and you care.
716
00:31:54,870 --> 00:31:56,890
As long as those things are true,
717
00:31:56,910 --> 00:32:00,350
- you'll always have a chance.
- When people look at me,
718
00:32:00,370 --> 00:32:01,620
they don't see a leader.
719
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:02,880
I do. I'm people.
720
00:32:02,900 --> 00:32:04,650
Danny, you don't have to... it's okay.
721
00:32:04,670 --> 00:32:06,720
All this policy stuff is
over my head anyways.
722
00:32:06,740 --> 00:32:08,760
- Why do you always do that?
- What?
723
00:32:08,780 --> 00:32:11,630
Pretend to be dumber than you are.
724
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:19,250
I know my sister casts a long shadow.
725
00:32:19,260 --> 00:32:22,440
But that doesn't mean that you
can't cast one of your own.
726
00:32:25,590 --> 00:32:27,229
Tell me how you feel about
Greylock's school system.
727
00:32:27,230 --> 00:32:28,619
- Danny, I don't want to...
- Tell me.
728
00:32:28,620 --> 00:32:30,050
Okay, well,
729
00:32:30,070 --> 00:32:33,270
now that we're finally free from
America's Jurassic-era curriculum,
730
00:32:33,290 --> 00:32:36,770
we can take a look at how to
holistically serve all of our students.
731
00:32:36,790 --> 00:32:38,410
Not just the five who test well.
732
00:32:38,430 --> 00:32:42,270
I mean, independence is
probably the best thing
733
00:32:42,290 --> 00:32:44,670
that could have happened
for our children's futures.
734
00:32:44,690 --> 00:32:47,000
- Trust me.
- I do.
735
00:32:47,020 --> 00:32:50,030
Now go get the rest of
Greylock to do the same.
736
00:32:50,990 --> 00:32:54,550
Turned and burned, just
how you like 'em, Doris.
737
00:32:54,570 --> 00:32:55,800
- There you go.
- Mmm.
738
00:32:55,820 --> 00:32:57,439
Hey, what'd the vet say
about Eartha Kitty?
739
00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:01,370
- She'll be fine, the little diva.
- Well, I'm glad to hear it.
740
00:33:01,390 --> 00:33:02,619
Hey, let me know
if you need anything else.
741
00:33:02,620 --> 00:33:04,240
- Okay?
- Mm-hmm.
742
00:33:05,930 --> 00:33:06,950
Oh.
743
00:33:06,970 --> 00:33:09,190
- What now?
- Hunter.
744
00:33:09,210 --> 00:33:10,629
He started a write-in
campaign for himself.
745
00:33:10,630 --> 00:33:13,320
- _
- Dude. He'll never win.
746
00:33:13,340 --> 00:33:15,430
Yeah, I think he knows that.
747
00:33:15,450 --> 00:33:17,269
He's trying to make you
regret pissing him off.
748
00:33:17,270 --> 00:33:19,790
Okay, the only thing I regret
is not kicking him in the balls.
749
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:22,890
But we can spin this.
750
00:33:22,910 --> 00:33:24,739
You know, he pissed off the
whole volleyball team last year
751
00:33:24,740 --> 00:33:26,330
when he called Emma Donnelly a cow.
752
00:33:26,350 --> 00:33:28,750
Yeah, I'm just, I'm done
chasing the popular kids.
753
00:33:28,770 --> 00:33:29,849
If I'm gonna lose the election,
754
00:33:29,850 --> 00:33:31,630
I'm at least gonna keep my pride.
755
00:33:31,650 --> 00:33:33,340
You'll always have me and Doris.
756
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:34,980
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
757
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,290
I do always have you and Doris.
758
00:33:36,310 --> 00:33:38,570
And the cross country
team, and with Doris,
759
00:33:38,590 --> 00:33:40,269
you probably got the senior center vote.
760
00:33:40,270 --> 00:33:42,390
That's my constituency.
761
00:33:42,410 --> 00:33:45,030
The people that everyone
else in Greylock overlooks.
762
00:33:45,050 --> 00:33:47,310
Yeah.
763
00:33:47,330 --> 00:33:50,170
And that dude Charlie,
right, with the plaid pants?
764
00:33:50,190 --> 00:33:51,329
- Yeah.
- I mean, he loves you.
765
00:33:51,330 --> 00:33:52,619
And he's a bigwig at the bowling league?
766
00:33:52,620 --> 00:33:54,530
Yeah, and Greg the Goth,
767
00:33:54,550 --> 00:33:56,740
he's really tight with
all of the band kids.
768
00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:58,080
Dude, screw Hunter.
769
00:33:58,100 --> 00:33:59,689
We're gonna build a
country-wide coalition
770
00:33:59,690 --> 00:34:01,410
out of Greylock's misfit toys.
771
00:34:01,430 --> 00:34:02,790
Okay.
772
00:34:02,810 --> 00:34:04,840
Hey.
773
00:34:04,860 --> 00:34:08,000
_
774
00:34:16,510 --> 00:34:18,100
Hey. Hey.
775
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:19,800
That's for undecided voters.
776
00:34:19,820 --> 00:34:21,749
I thought you were going
after the youth vote.
777
00:34:21,750 --> 00:34:23,790
I am. And the elderly vote.
778
00:34:23,810 --> 00:34:25,650
And the birders and the marching band
779
00:34:25,670 --> 00:34:27,290
and the bowling league and anyone else
780
00:34:27,310 --> 00:34:28,820
who's ever felt left out.
781
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:30,230
Everybody counts.
782
00:34:31,710 --> 00:34:34,570
Before we get to the results,
I just want to say
783
00:34:34,590 --> 00:34:36,740
how proud I am of everyone.
784
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,950
Our citizens and all of our candidates,
785
00:34:38,970 --> 00:34:43,540
the level of engagement has been
beyond my wildest dreams and...
786
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:45,090
I know whoever wins,
787
00:34:45,110 --> 00:34:46,990
they're gonna, they're
gonna pour their hearts
788
00:34:47,010 --> 00:34:50,080
and souls into helping Greylock grow.
789
00:34:52,940 --> 00:34:54,920
Thank you, Sarah. All right, here we go.
790
00:34:54,940 --> 00:34:56,720
In order of voting percentage,
791
00:34:56,740 --> 00:34:58,930
Greylock's new legislators are...
792
00:34:58,950 --> 00:35:00,470
Amy Johnson...
793
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:03,930
Daniel Cooper...
794
00:35:03,950 --> 00:35:06,560
and Maya Jim�nez.
795
00:35:06,580 --> 00:35:08,020
- What?
- Yes!
796
00:35:08,870 --> 00:35:12,440
And beating out the fifth place
finisher by just two votes...
797
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,320
... Elizabeth Fernsby!
798
00:35:18,130 --> 00:35:20,619
Congratulations to
Greylock's first legislators.
799
00:35:27,750 --> 00:35:30,540
The reign of Queen Sarah
hath come to an end.
800
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:32,790
You'll finally have some real oversight.
801
00:35:32,810 --> 00:35:35,570
Hey, sorry it didn't work
out, but "A" for effort.
802
00:35:35,590 --> 00:35:37,650
- Oh, hey, Liz? Um, "K" for kiss my...
- Hey!
803
00:35:37,670 --> 00:35:39,190
Sorry.
804
00:35:39,210 --> 00:35:41,370
She's just... what a... douche canoe.
805
00:35:41,390 --> 00:35:44,930
Yeah, okay, yeah, I know, but she's,
she's my douche canoe now.
806
00:35:46,190 --> 00:35:47,890
- So paddle upstream.
- Okay.
807
00:35:47,910 --> 00:35:49,110
- Yeah.
- I'm sorry.
808
00:35:49,130 --> 00:35:52,350
So... how's it feel to be
a government official?
809
00:35:52,370 --> 00:35:53,750
I don't think it hit me until now
810
00:35:53,770 --> 00:35:55,329
how many people are
actually counting on me.
811
00:35:55,330 --> 00:35:57,579
- I just hope I don't disappoint them.
- You won't.
812
00:35:57,580 --> 00:35:58,810
You're gonna kill it.
813
00:35:58,830 --> 00:36:01,260
Hey, I just wanted to
come say congratulations.
814
00:36:01,270 --> 00:36:03,480
You two make a really good team.
815
00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:05,110
I was really proud to
vote for you, Maya.
816
00:36:05,130 --> 00:36:06,910
Thanks.
817
00:36:08,490 --> 00:36:12,580
Excuse us, Sarah. This is
kind of a family moment.
818
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:15,010
Oh, of course, I'm sorry.
819
00:36:15,030 --> 00:36:17,620
Alexis? What are you doing here?
820
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:19,630
William wanted one of us
here to see the winners.
821
00:36:19,650 --> 00:36:21,429
After everything that happened,
I couldn't exactly say no.
822
00:36:21,430 --> 00:36:22,750
Wait, listen.
823
00:36:22,770 --> 00:36:24,309
I'm sure you don't want
to hear this from me,
824
00:36:24,310 --> 00:36:25,800
but I need to say it anyway.
825
00:36:25,820 --> 00:36:27,590
The truth is...
826
00:36:27,610 --> 00:36:29,340
I was falling for you.
827
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:31,720
And when I thought you weren't
on the same page as me,
828
00:36:31,740 --> 00:36:33,180
I just got scared.
829
00:36:35,570 --> 00:36:38,010
It's not an excuse for what I did.
830
00:36:38,030 --> 00:36:39,530
But...
831
00:36:39,550 --> 00:36:41,730
I need you to know that I'm sorry.
832
00:36:41,750 --> 00:36:43,670
Now I know.
833
00:36:45,030 --> 00:36:46,410
Goodbye, AJ.
834
00:36:52,810 --> 00:36:55,040
Not bad for a first election, huh?
835
00:36:55,060 --> 00:36:57,620
You prove the "Chairman Cooper"
headline more wrong every day.
836
00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:00,420
Yes. Do you have any final questions?
837
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,400
Just one. Uh...
838
00:37:04,150 --> 00:37:05,920
How do you feel about Api Morado?
839
00:37:05,940 --> 00:37:07,220
Is that a person?
840
00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:09,290
It's a drink. Comes from Bolivia.
841
00:37:09,310 --> 00:37:11,550
Warm purple corn mash
with, uh, cinnamon,
842
00:37:11,570 --> 00:37:14,850
cloves... orange zest.
843
00:37:14,870 --> 00:37:17,079
There's a little bar just opened
down the street from my hotel.
844
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:18,430
The bartender makes his own.
845
00:37:18,460 --> 00:37:20,840
This feels less like a reporter
asking a question
846
00:37:20,860 --> 00:37:23,900
and more like you... asking me out.
847
00:37:25,510 --> 00:37:28,570
Yeah, that's because
I am asking you out.
848
00:37:28,590 --> 00:37:31,050
I have to file this story at midnight...
849
00:37:31,070 --> 00:37:33,209
until then, I'm a journalist
covering the town of Greylock.
850
00:37:33,210 --> 00:37:35,090
Going on a date with you would be...
851
00:37:35,110 --> 00:37:36,410
well, it'd be totally unethical.
852
00:37:36,430 --> 00:37:40,120
- Mm-hmm.
- But at 12:01,
853
00:37:40,140 --> 00:37:41,620
I'm just a guy.
854
00:37:44,190 --> 00:37:45,529
A guy who spent the last couple of weeks
855
00:37:45,530 --> 00:37:48,510
completely bowled over by
the fearless, fascinating,
856
00:37:48,530 --> 00:37:52,530
drop-dead gorgeous woman
in front of him right now.
857
00:37:52,550 --> 00:37:56,550
So I'm gonna be celebrating
this story at 12:01 tonight
858
00:37:56,570 --> 00:37:58,290
with some warm Api Morado.
859
00:37:58,310 --> 00:38:01,560
And I'd love it if you'd join me.
860
00:38:02,890 --> 00:38:04,730
I don't know what to say.
861
00:38:04,750 --> 00:38:07,890
That's all right,
that's all right, um...
862
00:38:07,910 --> 00:38:09,539
you still have five
hours to figure it out.
863
00:38:09,540 --> 00:38:11,390
- Okay.
- Okay.
864
00:38:30,150 --> 00:38:33,430
Hi. You, uh, all alone out here?
865
00:38:33,450 --> 00:38:37,490
Yeah, Adam took Josh home to bed, so...
866
00:38:37,510 --> 00:38:39,190
But not before I got to hear him ask
867
00:38:39,210 --> 00:38:42,230
if, uh, this result
"makes Mommy a loser."
868
00:38:44,550 --> 00:38:46,440
You are not a loser.
869
00:38:46,460 --> 00:38:49,320
You were right with what
you said the other day.
870
00:38:49,340 --> 00:38:50,940
I would have regretted quitting.
871
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:53,990
So thank you for making
me stand up for myself.
872
00:38:54,010 --> 00:38:55,919
- I just gave you a little push is all.
- Yeah, well,
873
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:57,410
it was a push that I needed, so...
874
00:38:59,010 --> 00:39:01,540
And, hey, congrats.
875
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:07,890
Good night, Danny.
876
00:39:20,442 --> 00:39:22,485
_
877
00:39:24,863 --> 00:39:27,032
_
878
00:39:33,150 --> 00:39:34,360
Come on, AJ,
879
00:39:34,380 --> 00:39:35,710
you won.
880
00:39:35,730 --> 00:39:37,970
How is it that I lost to my ex,
881
00:39:37,990 --> 00:39:39,489
and I'm still more chipper than you are?
882
00:39:39,490 --> 00:39:40,880
I saw Alexis tonight.
883
00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:43,350
Oh, wow, then you're
really gonna need this.
884
00:39:43,370 --> 00:39:46,150
- You will move on soon enough.
- Mm-hmm,
885
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:49,530
hopefully with a single woman
886
00:39:49,550 --> 00:39:51,970
who isn't married to William Whitmore.
887
00:39:51,990 --> 00:39:54,170
- Yes.
- No, thank you. I need a sex cleanse.
888
00:39:54,190 --> 00:39:55,940
I need to focus on something new.
889
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:59,130
Like the congressional seat
I just beat you out for.
890
00:39:59,150 --> 00:40:00,160
- And she's back.
- Yes.
891
00:40:00,170 --> 00:40:01,310
That should work.
892
00:40:02,390 --> 00:40:04,780
A toast to...
893
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:06,650
Greylock.
894
00:40:06,670 --> 00:40:08,360
And to new beginnings.
895
00:40:08,380 --> 00:40:10,230
To Greylock and new beginnings.
896
00:40:25,150 --> 00:40:28,340
Hey... you came.
897
00:40:34,710 --> 00:40:37,800
You hyped up this purple drink
so much, I had to try it.
898
00:40:37,820 --> 00:40:40,020
Hey, I'll get that for you.
899
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:42,310
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
900
00:40:47,890 --> 00:40:49,520
Okay, that's really good.
901
00:40:49,540 --> 00:40:52,270
Thank you.
902
00:40:54,350 --> 00:40:55,829
So, did you bring me
all the way down here
903
00:40:55,830 --> 00:40:57,900
just to drink weird Bolivian tea?
904
00:40:59,370 --> 00:41:01,229
I brought you all the way
down here so I can tell you
905
00:41:01,230 --> 00:41:02,950
I really want to kiss you.
906
00:41:04,210 --> 00:41:07,000
I have since about five
minutes after we met.
907
00:41:07,020 --> 00:41:09,830
Wow.
908
00:41:09,850 --> 00:41:12,210
That was really... forward of me.
909
00:41:12,230 --> 00:41:13,880
I'm sorry.
910
00:41:16,190 --> 00:41:18,130
"Don't bury the lede," right?
911
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:48,600
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