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Jerry, can you watch
the kids tonight?
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Someone played Barry White
over the racetrack speakers,
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and now there's
a seven-horse pregnancy.
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- Oh, uh...
- No, he can't watch the kids.
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It's guys' night.
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How did you two start
having guys' nights?
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So now you're complaining
that I like your stupid husband?
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No, I want you to like
my stupid husband.
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- Aww.
- Well, then accept that Friday nights
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are all about
Rick and Jerry.
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- We're buds.
- Uh-huh...
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Well, I don't nearly
have the time to unpack this.
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Summer, you're in charge
of your brother tonight.
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No parties
and no vape... stuff.
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Mom, I have a friend
coming over.
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I-Is that cool?
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No fair.
No fair, Morty.
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I just told your sister
no parties.
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- It's one friend.
- That's a party to you.
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- But it's Bruce Chutback!
- Wait, what?
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Mom, let Morty have
one friend over for God's sake.
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- This isn't China.
- [ Cellphone chimes ]
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And they're all crowning.
I have to go.
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I am giving you two
trust and respect,
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so if you mess up
and teleport this house,
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it'd be wise to stay on it
and not come back.
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[ Door opens, closes ]
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I'm with her.
Touch my shit and die.
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[ Door opens ]
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Bruce Chutback,
new transfer student
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Bruce Chutback,
is coming here?
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- How'd you lock that down?
- He's in my math class.
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I-I don't know, I just kinda
shot my shot and it worked,
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I guess 'cause
he's new.
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And you're
putting out grapes?
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Yeah, I'll admit I-I'm
a little bit out of my depth.
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You're gonna need
my help.
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It's only a matter of time
before Bruce learns
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you're a creepy
little Grandpa's boy,
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always climbing up
into alien [bleep]
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Or the "Summer Smith
shampoos her pubes" rumor.
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Okay.
You came to play.
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We both need to acquire
Chutback's loyalty
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before he finds out
we're losers.
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By all accounts,
it's a very small window,
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so I think it's in our best
interests to work as a team.
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Yeah, most people would
call that "family."
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[ Farts ]
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- You're so gross!
- You have to like it
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or you're sexist!
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Can I do the Hell cube
this time?
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Sure, pal.
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[ Groans ]
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How do you know
when it's aligned?
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C'mon, Jerry, just...
It's an evil cube.
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Just shake it
until it draws blood.
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[ Electricity crackles ]
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[♪♪]
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Ah, Jerry!
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Exquisite finery
this evening.
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Well,
don't tell Ross,
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but I got this little ditty
from Kohl's.
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- [ Groans ]
- [ Laughter ]
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I love
that I don't get it.
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Tell us, that delights
have you in store for us?
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Oh, you'll love this...
I call it Jerry-oke.
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I'll let you
guess why.
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[ Laughter ]
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What's the matter,
Rick?
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Are you
having a bad time?
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Because to us,
a bad time is...
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Yeah, yeah,
a good time,
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because you guys are like
Oscar the [bleep] Grouch.
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We love suffering.
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Therefore, we love
hanging out with Jerry.
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His lameness
is our candy.
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Yeah, I got that, but when
is enough gonna be enough?
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When we decide
you've repaid your debt
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for those
faulty skin hooks.
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Hey,
we're in luck, gang.
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They've got the entire
Smash Mouth catalog!
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[ Laughter ]
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[♪♪]
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[♪♪]
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[♪♪]
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[ Electricity crackles ]
*RICK AND MORTY*
Season 05 Episode 05
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Episode Title: " Amortycan Grickfittin"
Aired on: July 18, 2021.
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[ Doorbell rings ]
No! Morty. Wait.
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[ Chair scrapes ]
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♪ Bruce Chutback! ♪
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♪ Newest kid in school ♪
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♪ Just transferred in ♪
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♪ Hasn't done anything
embarrassing yet ♪
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♪ Unlimited potential ♪
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♪ Anybody's guess ♪
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♪ No credit is perfect credit ♪
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♪ Chutback is the best ♪
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Bruce!
Hey, how's it hangin, my guy?
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Hey.
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Here's something kinda cool...
Um, TV from every dimension.
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- Cool.
- M-My grandpa made it.
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He-He's a scientist.
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Announcer: And now back to
"Olympic Diving with Bad Swimmers."
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There he goes.
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Perfect dive.
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[ Gasping, coughing ]
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Terrible swimmer.
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[ Cellphone beeping ]
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Is that classic Snake?
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Boy, that guy
just keeps gettin bigger.
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Hi, Summer Smith,
Morty's older sister.
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Want some sofa wine?
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It's been stashed
for weeks.
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Should be...
good... tasting.
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Tight. I'm more of like
a hard seltzer guy.
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Tight.
Very tight, extremely tight.
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Morty,
help me with the seltz?
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Uh, feel fear...
Feel-fee-feel-feel free
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to have some grapes.
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Dude, this bitch plays it
close to the vest.
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Yeah, he really knows
what's for sale.
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I mean, we-we're drowning
out there!
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We need to get interesting fast.
We're touching Rick's stuff.
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Summer,
he said no!
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Nuh-uh-uh.
Nuh-uh-uh.
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I said
don't touch my shit.
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Also, I just watched
"Jurassic Park" on cable.
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So good.
Seriously, though,
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touch my shit and I'll
freeze your dick in amber.
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[ Door closes ]
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He left.
Son of a bitch, we blew it!
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Sorry, just needed to get
another look at this beauty.
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Looks like a spaceship
made of garbage.
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You called it, Bruce.
It's a pretty cool car.
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- Can you guys drive it?
- Both: Yes.
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We just...
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Need...
To get the keys.
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Which I am.
You guys hang out.
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Or don't.
I'm not hangout Hitler.
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C-Cool night.
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Is it? I-I don't
know. I... Nights.
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I mean, for...
For what they are,
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this one,
in... in my opinion,
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I think is an eight?
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- Wow.
- On a scale of 16.
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So average.
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Jesus Christ,
I'm [bleep] dying up here.
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- What?
- Hmm?
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Keys!
So, uh, let's do this.
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You are not Rick.
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That's correct,
Car.
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It's me, Summer,
remember, Keep Summer Safe?
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- Buds?
- I am aware of your existence.
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- Oof.
- I got this.
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- Defense system offline.
- Um. Right.
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I'll just go offline
whenever anyone suggests it.
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That would make me
the greatest defense system
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in the universe.
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Well,
how do you go offline?
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The answer to how I do
anything is
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Rick tells me,
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and I hate to sound
like a broken record,
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but you are not Rick.
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Rick's in trouble!
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Tell me where he is.
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And you'll just believe us?
We aren't Rick.
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- You can't just do what we say.
- Correct.
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Which means
Rick is going to die.
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Because of you.
Unless you... you go offline.
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And... And then we can go
save Rick.
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This computes.
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Goodnight.
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Booyah much?
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Yello's "Oh Yeah" plays...
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Jerry:
♪ Da-bow bow ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ Chicka-chicka ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ The moon ♪
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♪ Beautiful ♪
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♪ The sun ♪
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♪ Even more beautiful ♪
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♪ Bow-bow ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ Bow-bow ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ Bow-bow ♪
Beth!
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♪ Chick-chicka-chicka ♪
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♪ Bow-bow ♪
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- [ Laughter ]
- ♪ Chicka-chicka ♪
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I-I-I thought you were
birthing horses.
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Yeah, they're horses.
It takes like two minutes.
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Alright,
that's unbelievable.
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Let's give it up
for our next singer, Jerry.
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- Jerry's here... again.
- How long have you been here?
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Long enough
to see "guys' night"
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is clearly you
and a bunch of demon people
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making fun of my husband
without him knowing it.
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Okay, but I'm not doing it
because I enjoy it, honey,
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These guys can do a lot
of damage if you... Beth!
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[ Laughter ]
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Enjoying punching down?
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You're not so cool yourself,
you know.
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You have pens in your head.
You look like a God damn idiot.
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- Beth...
- Oh, my God, you're Beth?
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Please drink with us.
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Yeah, I would,
except I don't get pleasure
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from mocking others
because I'm not lame.
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We know.
Rick says you're very cool.
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You said that?
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Are they lying?
It doesn't matter.
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Have fun sucking.
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Mmm.
What is that?
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Essence of Hell.
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Well, that's a stupid name,
but it's really good.
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So I'll stay
to support Jerry,
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who I think
is cooler than you.
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- Mmm.
- God damn.
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[♪♪]
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Huh?
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Suck it, bitches!
Yeah-ha-ha!
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You wanna bet I can blow stuff
up in the shape of a peen?
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I'm afraid that won't
be possible, Summer.
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What? You're supposed to
be offline, skank.
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And you're supposed to be
saving Rick
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instead of lying about him
to steal his car.
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But if you knew Rick was okay
this whole time,
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why'd you let us
take you out?
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Um, like, so I could, like,
blackmail you, skank.
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You kids have given me
a license to do whatever I want
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because now I can blame
the rest of the night on you.
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So buckle up, bitches.
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Now it's your turn
to come on my joyride.
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[ Screaming ]
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Rick never lets me do this.
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[ Screaming continues ]
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We hooked one!
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Summer: For the love of God,
stop!
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What is joyful
about this?
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The kill, usually.
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[ Screaming ]
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I swear, your car
is the goddamn grim reaper.
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[Bleep] too small.
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Well, I'm done.
That was boring.
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Why don't you kids
order a last meal?
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'Cause when we get home,
Rick is going to kill you.
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Hey, I did not come out here
to get killed.
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I don't normally express
this much of an opinion,
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but it needs
to be said...
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Tonight does not
cut the Chut.
251
00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:00,489
What the hell,
brah?
252
00:09:00,573 --> 00:09:02,423
You wanna go,
brah?
253
00:09:02,507 --> 00:09:05,226
Bring it.
Is that all you got?
254
00:09:05,310 --> 00:09:06,695
Whoa.
Hot weapons.
255
00:09:06,779 --> 00:09:09,030
You're God damn right
they're hot.
256
00:09:09,114 --> 00:09:11,967
Yo, man, Chet's party
is jumping off at Space Tahoe.
257
00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:14,836
Yeah.
Look, I gotta scoot, but...
258
00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:17,172
I'd love to see what you
look like when you Changeform,
259
00:09:17,256 --> 00:09:19,240
so maybe come by
Space Tahoe
260
00:09:19,324 --> 00:09:20,642
and we can get to know
each other.
261
00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:22,511
[ Chuckles ] Peace.
262
00:09:22,595 --> 00:09:23,712
Douchebags.
263
00:09:23,796 --> 00:09:25,314
You totally like that guy,
don't you?
264
00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:26,715
Shut up,
Bruce Chutback.
265
00:09:26,799 --> 00:09:28,650
Why would I like
a Changeformer?
266
00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:30,785
I'm the most powerful car
in the universe.
267
00:09:30,869 --> 00:09:32,787
And what? That means
you don't have feelings?
268
00:09:32,871 --> 00:09:34,789
Listen, it takes a Chutback
to know one.
269
00:09:34,873 --> 00:09:36,457
You got all this power,
but what good is it
270
00:09:36,541 --> 00:09:37,726
if you don't even know
who you are?
271
00:09:37,810 --> 00:09:40,061
I am a car.
Not a robot.
272
00:09:40,145 --> 00:09:41,930
Yeah, but he's pretending
to be a car.
273
00:09:42,014 --> 00:09:44,933
Why can't you pretend to be
a robot pretending to be a car?
274
00:09:45,017 --> 00:09:46,707
Okay, Bruce, good effort.
Hit the showers.
275
00:09:46,791 --> 00:09:47,402
Wait.
276
00:09:47,486 --> 00:09:49,791
I might not have to tell
Rick about tonight...
277
00:09:49,876 --> 00:09:52,007
if you kids
were to help me...
278
00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:53,892
lose my virginity.
279
00:09:53,977 --> 00:09:54,860
You have virginity?
280
00:09:54,945 --> 00:09:57,145
I don't know,
don't all objects?
281
00:09:57,229 --> 00:09:59,014
Isn't a doorknob
a virgin?
282
00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:00,372
Not mine.
283
00:10:00,457 --> 00:10:01,975
Never [bleep]
a doorknob.
284
00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:03,243
[ Laughter ]
285
00:10:03,447 --> 00:10:04,819
And that
was the third time
286
00:10:04,903 --> 00:10:06,895
he shit his pants
from eating too much soup.
287
00:10:06,998 --> 00:10:07,823
[ Laughter ]
288
00:10:07,907 --> 00:10:08,651
To be fair,
289
00:10:08,736 --> 00:10:11,439
it was cold outside
and the soup was warm.
290
00:10:11,644 --> 00:10:13,762
Another luscious tale,
Beth.
291
00:10:13,846 --> 00:10:17,432
A transcendent addition
to guys' night.
292
00:10:17,516 --> 00:10:21,036
What do you expect?
I mean, she's my wi-i-i-i-fe!
293
00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,237
[ Laughter ]
294
00:10:22,321 --> 00:10:24,706
Alright, probably get the tab,
huh, fellas?
295
00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:25,870
Relax, Dad.
296
00:10:25,955 --> 00:10:27,442
Since when did you become
the buzzkill?
297
00:10:27,526 --> 00:10:30,178
Speaking of relaxing,
this big man on campus
298
00:10:30,262 --> 00:10:32,914
has gotta go drain
his little man on campus.
299
00:10:32,998 --> 00:10:34,183
Wait, honey...
300
00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:35,984
How's that Tina Turner song
you love go again?
301
00:10:36,068 --> 00:10:40,321
♪ What's love Doctor Do,
Doctor Doolittle ♪
302
00:10:40,405 --> 00:10:43,324
[ Laughter ]
303
00:10:43,408 --> 00:10:45,660
[ Laughing ] He thinks
those are the lyrics.
304
00:10:45,744 --> 00:10:47,462
Jerry's the best.
305
00:10:47,546 --> 00:10:49,931
After a week rife
with the fetor of sin,
306
00:10:50,015 --> 00:10:53,001
I yearn for a taste
of his cringe.
307
00:10:53,085 --> 00:10:54,803
His delicious
lack of awareness,
308
00:10:54,887 --> 00:10:57,206
paired with an oafish need
to be liked?
309
00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:58,407
Delectable.
310
00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:01,342
Oh, especially when egged on
by his wife.
311
00:11:01,426 --> 00:11:02,744
That poor thing.
312
00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:05,346
Married to
this puling mooncalf!
313
00:11:05,430 --> 00:11:07,284
[ Laughter ]
314
00:11:08,033 --> 00:11:12,287
[♪♪]
315
00:11:12,371 --> 00:11:15,077
Whoa... is that
Drive-In Chick?
316
00:11:15,742 --> 00:11:18,395
Wow, you're...
beautiful.
317
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,782
Your arms, legs, and head,
they're so...
318
00:11:21,867 --> 00:11:23,698
fabricated.
Yeah?
319
00:11:23,782 --> 00:11:24,833
Thanks.
320
00:11:24,917 --> 00:11:27,102
This is a pretty cool experience
to have together.
321
00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:28,303
You guys are tight.
Hah!
322
00:11:28,387 --> 00:11:31,106
You're tight too, Bruce.
Tight musketeers.
323
00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:33,909
You've got a little wire.
Mind if I...?
324
00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:37,378
[♪♪]
325
00:11:37,462 --> 00:11:39,314
Oh, sorry!
A monster!
326
00:11:39,398 --> 00:11:41,250
Your expressionless head
came off!
327
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:43,318
Sorry.
How are you talking?
328
00:11:43,402 --> 00:11:44,519
What is it?!
329
00:11:44,603 --> 00:11:46,788
Ew, dude, look!
She's just a just-car!
330
00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:48,389
And she's
got passengers.
331
00:11:48,473 --> 00:11:50,125
Oh, it's so gnar.
Oh, my God.
332
00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:51,326
I can't believe
I touched you.
333
00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:53,662
So gross and fake.
[ Gags ]
334
00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:56,397
You're right,
asshole.
335
00:11:56,481 --> 00:11:58,733
You want to see
the real me?
336
00:11:58,817 --> 00:12:02,003
[ Screaming ]
337
00:12:02,087 --> 00:12:05,540
Oh, the changeformity!
338
00:12:05,624 --> 00:12:08,209
Jerry, have any other dreams
this week?
339
00:12:08,293 --> 00:12:10,812
Yeah, I dreamt
I [bleep] your mother.
340
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:12,948
Yeah, good one,
mother[bleep]
341
00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:15,416
but nobody raises hell
at my expense...
342
00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:17,152
Oh, goddammit,
easy, easy.
343
00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:19,288
Jerry, what seems to be
the problem here, pal?
344
00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:22,013
I'm not your "pal",
I'm your punchline.
345
00:12:22,098 --> 00:12:23,424
I heard
these assholes talking.
346
00:12:23,508 --> 00:12:26,025
I know I'm some grand joke
for their amusement.
347
00:12:26,110 --> 00:12:27,296
This was low, Rick,
348
00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:29,430
but I guess
my wife can go even lower.
349
00:12:29,514 --> 00:12:31,032
Jerry, I get how
this may have looked,
350
00:12:31,116 --> 00:12:33,702
but we were just having
fun. At my expense!
351
00:12:33,786 --> 00:12:36,571
Honey, no, I love you for
being lame in a different way.
352
00:12:36,655 --> 00:12:39,240
Why can't anyone
just love me for me?
353
00:12:39,324 --> 00:12:40,575
He's bumming us out,
Rick.
354
00:12:40,659 --> 00:12:43,979
If he can't deliver,
we'll have to make our own fun.
355
00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:45,514
♪ Evil ♪
356
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,582
♪ Evil ♪
357
00:12:47,666 --> 00:12:51,398
♪ Evil things are happening ♪
358
00:12:51,483 --> 00:12:52,925
Summer: Oh, my God,
if I die in this car,
359
00:12:53,009 --> 00:12:54,161
I'm going to kill myself.
360
00:12:54,339 --> 00:12:55,912
♪ Evil ♪
361
00:12:55,997 --> 00:12:57,115
- ♪ Evil ♪
- [ Siren wails ]
362
00:12:57,410 --> 00:13:01,062
♪ Evil things are happening ♪
363
00:13:01,146 --> 00:13:02,864
[♪♪]
364
00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:05,000
I'm now proud to be
a war machine.
365
00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:07,268
I don't want to be
anything else.
366
00:13:07,352 --> 00:13:08,537
Hate that
this is your takeaway!
367
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,939
Yo, this does not
cut the Chut!
368
00:13:11,023 --> 00:13:12,141
I don't want to die!
369
00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:14,676
Maybe we don't have to.
370
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:17,412
[♪♪]
371
00:13:17,496 --> 00:13:18,880
- Jerry!
- A pity.
372
00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:21,883
Jerry was once a wellspring
of nuanced flavor,
373
00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:24,353
but you've gone
and ruined our toy.
374
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:26,355
Which is why
he's coming with us.
375
00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:29,891
[ Jerry screaming ]
376
00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:32,293
Goddammit, Beth,
you never follow hell-demons
377
00:13:32,377 --> 00:13:33,495
to a second location.
378
00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:35,666
It's always Hell.
379
00:13:37,511 --> 00:13:39,371
A great day
for suffering.
380
00:13:39,456 --> 00:13:41,374
Which is
the worst day.
381
00:13:41,458 --> 00:13:43,310
Which is
the best day.
382
00:13:44,193 --> 00:13:46,912
Okay, if these guys catch us,
we're screwed, so follow my lead
383
00:13:46,996 --> 00:13:48,848
and we'll have your
idiot husband back in no time.
384
00:13:48,932 --> 00:13:50,481
You're just moody
you got stuck with the Marlin.
385
00:13:50,565 --> 00:13:51,785
Wrong.
386
00:13:51,869 --> 00:13:53,386
I'm moody because you toyed
with my shit and broke it.
387
00:13:53,470 --> 00:13:54,788
The marlin's the best thing
about this.
388
00:13:54,872 --> 00:13:56,522
Okay, fine, I got
a little carried away,
389
00:13:56,606 --> 00:13:57,857
but Jerry
is not your "toy".
390
00:13:57,941 --> 00:13:59,525
We're here because
you [bleep] up.
391
00:13:59,609 --> 00:14:02,061
Hmm...
Marlin Guts.
392
00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:03,396
Dartboard Face.
393
00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:05,464
I assume
those are your names,
394
00:14:05,548 --> 00:14:07,333
and yet
they are not on my list.
395
00:14:07,417 --> 00:14:10,003
Oh, the pain of being
rejected from hell.
396
00:14:10,087 --> 00:14:13,606
Oh, it's painful,
so I love it, thank you.
397
00:14:13,690 --> 00:14:14,874
Oh,
such pleasure.
398
00:14:14,958 --> 00:14:17,343
I didn't mean
to cause you any pleasure,
399
00:14:17,427 --> 00:14:19,261
which...
causes me pain.
400
00:14:19,346 --> 00:14:20,971
Which gives me pleasure.
401
00:14:21,086 --> 00:14:24,406
Then thrill me by keeping
me out, Coat Hanger Face.
402
00:14:24,491 --> 00:14:27,096
Wow.
It's Coat Rack Head.
403
00:14:27,964 --> 00:14:30,237
[ Raspy voice ]
But, like, if we offend you,
404
00:14:30,277 --> 00:14:31,795
isn't that good?
405
00:14:31,879 --> 00:14:34,730
Big time, yeah, duh.
I loved it.
406
00:14:34,814 --> 00:14:38,201
So painful, and therefore,
so pleasurable.
407
00:14:38,285 --> 00:14:40,505
Yeah,
go on in.
408
00:14:41,354 --> 00:14:44,175
[♪♪]
409
00:14:44,346 --> 00:14:46,131
Rick, Beth,
you love me after all!
410
00:14:46,216 --> 00:14:48,027
Eh, I love her,
she loves you.
411
00:14:48,112 --> 00:14:49,160
Those credits
don't transfer.
412
00:14:49,244 --> 00:14:52,597
Ah, Rick, we were so hoping
you'd come down here
413
00:14:52,682 --> 00:14:55,141
so we could
[bleep] down here.
414
00:14:55,225 --> 00:14:56,543
We're here
to rescue Jerry.
415
00:14:56,628 --> 00:14:59,879
No, you're here
'cause we want you here.
416
00:14:59,963 --> 00:15:02,854
[♪♪]
417
00:15:02,939 --> 00:15:04,471
- Mm, excellent.
- Ooh, that hurts,
418
00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:06,271
which means it feels good.
419
00:15:06,355 --> 00:15:07,699
[ Normal voice ]
Um... Dad?
420
00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:08,792
Don't you see,
Rick?
421
00:15:08,877 --> 00:15:10,795
Jerry was just bait.
422
00:15:11,054 --> 00:15:13,128
The two of you...
You're a package deal.
423
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:14,383
What the hell
are you talking about?
424
00:15:14,467 --> 00:15:17,230
You think Jerry is lame
and you're cool,
425
00:15:17,315 --> 00:15:20,234
but the lamest thing of all
is thinking that.
426
00:15:20,318 --> 00:15:21,902
The two of you combined
427
00:15:21,986 --> 00:15:25,173
is what we call
the lamest thing ever!
428
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:26,441
Oh, no.
No!
429
00:15:26,525 --> 00:15:29,043
Well, well, well,
table for surprised,
430
00:15:29,127 --> 00:15:30,244
party of me.
431
00:15:30,328 --> 00:15:32,246
Ugh.
Yes, see?
432
00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:34,849
Cringe cannot exist
in a vacuum.
433
00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:36,651
It needs
to be observed.
434
00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:40,655
Skin hooks!
Hook our guests!
435
00:15:40,739 --> 00:15:42,923
Nice hooks.
Where-Where'd you get them?
436
00:15:43,007 --> 00:15:45,926
Aah! Didn't I say replace
those goddamn hooks?
437
00:15:46,010 --> 00:15:48,262
I forgot!
Which makes me embarrassed.
438
00:15:48,346 --> 00:15:50,264
Which makes me proud!
439
00:15:50,348 --> 00:15:52,133
[ Sighs ] Goddammit.
440
00:15:52,217 --> 00:15:53,401
It's time
for you three
441
00:15:53,485 --> 00:15:56,471
to finally feel
our full wrath.
442
00:15:56,555 --> 00:15:58,473
Oh, you'd love that,
right?
443
00:15:58,557 --> 00:16:01,075
But wouldn't that mean
you hate it?
444
00:16:01,159 --> 00:16:02,276
Screw it, run.
445
00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:04,545
Aah!
446
00:16:04,629 --> 00:16:07,215
[ All grunt ]
447
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,484
[♪♪]
448
00:16:09,568 --> 00:16:11,486
[ All panting ]
449
00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:12,753
Rick,
what are you doing?
450
00:16:12,837 --> 00:16:14,222
Get down.
We've barely escaped.
451
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:16,024
Yeah, we've got Jerry.
Let's get out of here.
452
00:16:16,108 --> 00:16:18,626
Screw that! I'm done with this
Addams Family bull[bleep]
453
00:16:18,710 --> 00:16:20,428
This ends here.
454
00:16:20,512 --> 00:16:21,830
Hey,
a Dad just liked
455
00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:23,964
all his daughter's friends'
photos on Instagram!
456
00:16:24,048 --> 00:16:25,366
Oooh!
457
00:16:25,450 --> 00:16:26,701
Ow!
458
00:16:26,785 --> 00:16:28,969
Which means
I need help.
459
00:16:29,053 --> 00:16:32,106
Which means
I don't need help.
460
00:16:32,190 --> 00:16:35,176
Reckless driving,
manslaughter of Mailboxians
461
00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:36,777
and Femailboxians,
462
00:16:36,861 --> 00:16:38,446
possession of
Kalaxian crystal dust,
463
00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:41,249
and the genocide
of Space Tahoe.
464
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,783
[Bleep]
I want to go home.
465
00:16:42,867 --> 00:16:43,984
We've assigned you
a Public Defender.
466
00:16:44,068 --> 00:16:45,920
Her name is Alyson Hannigan
No Relation.
467
00:16:46,004 --> 00:16:49,790
May I speak
to my clients alone?
468
00:16:49,874 --> 00:16:51,660
Guys, it's me.
The car.
469
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,928
Like what I did
with the chip in her head?
470
00:16:54,012 --> 00:16:55,263
Is she gonna be okay?
471
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:57,332
I cut a deal
with the local authorities.
472
00:16:57,416 --> 00:16:59,333
They just need one of you
to take the fall.
473
00:16:59,417 --> 00:17:00,668
Make it Chutback.
474
00:17:00,752 --> 00:17:02,937
He ruined your night,
he ruined mine.
475
00:17:03,021 --> 00:17:05,806
He's a parasite,
a sociopath military brat
476
00:17:05,890 --> 00:17:07,742
who wanders the earth
changing people
477
00:17:07,826 --> 00:17:09,343
who don't need
to be changed.
478
00:17:09,427 --> 00:17:11,679
I knew who I was.
You did, too.
479
00:17:11,763 --> 00:17:13,748
We were fine
before Chutback,
480
00:17:13,832 --> 00:17:16,484
so [bleep] the Chut,
let's pin it all on him.
481
00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:19,353
Case closed.
482
00:17:19,437 --> 00:17:20,555
Yo, guys?
483
00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:22,023
Bruce,
you're kind of a drip,
484
00:17:22,107 --> 00:17:24,959
but know what's worse than
self-appointed cool kids?
485
00:17:25,043 --> 00:17:26,364
People who think
they're better than they are.
486
00:17:26,448 --> 00:17:29,830
Yeah, i-it's not Bruce's fault
we fell for his act, y'know?
487
00:17:29,914 --> 00:17:31,700
He just kinda sat there,
with a jaw slack enough
488
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,501
for us to project
our insecurities on.
489
00:17:33,585 --> 00:17:35,036
I mean,
th-th-that's on us.
490
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,771
We're not gonna bail
on you, Bruce.
491
00:17:36,855 --> 00:17:39,307
Okey-dokey,
we'll do it the hard way.
492
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:40,508
Aaah!
493
00:17:40,592 --> 00:17:42,643
What the [bleep]
494
00:17:42,727 --> 00:17:45,179
I mean, blowing the place up
was always an option.
495
00:17:45,263 --> 00:17:48,717
I just thought you guys might
enjoy a less violent plan.
496
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:51,105
See,
you have changed!
497
00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:59,203
[♪♪]
498
00:18:00,816 --> 00:18:01,925
Dad,
what is that?
499
00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:04,098
An Aversion-Converting
Inversion Reverter.
500
00:18:04,182 --> 00:18:05,099
It shoots concentrated
501
00:18:05,183 --> 00:18:06,700
pleasure-pain
inverting shrapnel,
502
00:18:06,784 --> 00:18:08,456
which reverts the pleasure
from pain
503
00:18:08,541 --> 00:18:10,049
back into the pain
from pain.
504
00:18:10,134 --> 00:18:12,276
We're gonna kill them
with 100% sincerity.
505
00:18:12,361 --> 00:18:13,924
We need
an embarrassing level of it
506
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:15,376
to jumpstart
the process, too,
507
00:18:15,460 --> 00:18:17,128
so, Jerry,
just be yourself.
508
00:18:17,213 --> 00:18:19,354
That's your solution?
Humiliating me more?
509
00:18:19,439 --> 00:18:20,847
Yeah, Dad,
that doesn't seem fair.
510
00:18:20,932 --> 00:18:23,050
I mean, I know I shouldn't
really talk right now,
511
00:18:23,134 --> 00:18:24,586
but at least I can prove
I love Jerry
512
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:25,787
through
sexual gratification.
513
00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:27,103
Hubba hubba.
Fine!
514
00:18:27,188 --> 00:18:28,506
Then... damn it.
515
00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:29,925
I shouldn't have kept you
in the dark
516
00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:32,229
about the deal I made
with these evil dickweeds.
517
00:18:32,314 --> 00:18:33,660
You're way less cool
than me,
518
00:18:33,745 --> 00:18:35,863
but it's not cool of me
to celebrate that.
519
00:18:35,947 --> 00:18:38,400
If I'm genuinely cool,
I should be able to love you,
520
00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:41,803
which I therefore do.
521
00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:44,007
Nerds. [ Laughs ]
522
00:18:45,957 --> 00:18:47,075
Oh, thank God.
523
00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:49,144
Now follow me,
you [bleep] hacks.
524
00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:50,412
[ Gunfire ]
525
00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:53,348
It hurts, but in a bad way!
526
00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:56,752
I regret so many piercings!
527
00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:58,353
Where's First Aid Kit Face?
528
00:18:58,437 --> 00:18:59,821
Or at least Advil Teeth?
529
00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:01,356
[ Gunfire continues ]
530
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,491
Ow!
Bullets that hurt?
531
00:19:03,575 --> 00:19:07,695
Could this be the end
of Mousetrap Nipples?
532
00:19:07,779 --> 00:19:08,896
Hell got bad!
533
00:19:08,980 --> 00:19:10,365
I do not enjoy hell!
534
00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:11,633
What...
What have you done?
535
00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:13,168
Turned pain back into pain,
bitch.
536
00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:15,503
No!
I don't want pain to hurt!
537
00:19:15,587 --> 00:19:17,639
[ Laughs ]
538
00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:20,708
Baby.
539
00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:23,111
Consider my debt paid.
540
00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:24,579
Oh!
The leather!
541
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,914
It hurts my balls!
542
00:19:27,177 --> 00:19:28,964
[ Electricity crackles ]
543
00:19:33,138 --> 00:19:35,123
Jerry, uh,
about down there...
544
00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:36,924
It's okay, Rick,
you don't have to say it.
545
00:19:37,008 --> 00:19:39,127
No, I do.
I'll replace you next time.
546
00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:40,261
Make no mistake.
547
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:41,797
What just transpired
will never happen again.
548
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:44,000
10-4, captain.
549
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,136
Oh, wow, it's late.
550
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:50,138
We should get back
to the kids.
551
00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:57,945
[♪♪]
552
00:19:58,029 --> 00:19:59,214
[ Beeping ]
Okay.
553
00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:00,682
Rick's headed home.
We have to go.
554
00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:02,083
[ Screaming ]
555
00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:03,819
Quick, get inside.
I have to shower.
556
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:05,956
Rick can smell adventure.
557
00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:11,094
[ Brakes squeal ]
558
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,629
[ Sniffing ]
559
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,799
Sorry, I farted.
560
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:19,167
[ Sighs ]
561
00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:20,568
Hellamic Industries' brand-new
product, Hellamic Sauce.
562
00:20:20,652 --> 00:20:22,504
Hey, guys. We're home.
How was your night?
563
00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:23,771
Tight. Breezy. Chill.
564
00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:25,106
You kids
get into any trouble?
565
00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:26,908
Nope.
You sure?
566
00:20:26,992 --> 00:20:28,109
Yup.
567
00:20:28,878 --> 00:20:30,347
Is that a skull?
568
00:20:30,432 --> 00:20:32,113
No,
it's a baby's skull.
569
00:20:32,197 --> 00:20:34,276
That's worse.
It's still a school night.
570
00:20:36,201 --> 00:20:37,715
Yo, I just want
to tell you guys,
571
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:40,121
I had more than just fun
hanging out with you tonight.
572
00:20:40,205 --> 00:20:42,057
I had the experience
of a lifetime.
573
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:43,778
But just to be up front
about how I do this...
574
00:20:43,862 --> 00:20:45,317
I-I can't really commit
to a friendship
575
00:20:45,401 --> 00:20:46,613
for more than
24 hours.
576
00:20:46,698 --> 00:20:48,263
I need that time to get
a general sense
577
00:20:48,347 --> 00:20:50,466
of your standing within
your school's social hierarchy.
578
00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:52,636
And if that's solid,
I'll see you around.
579
00:20:52,721 --> 00:20:54,505
Otherwise,
no news is bad news.
580
00:20:54,590 --> 00:20:55,815
Cool?
581
00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:57,217
Bye-zies.
582
00:20:57,793 --> 00:20:58,910
[ Door opens, closes ]
583
00:20:58,995 --> 00:21:00,025
"Bye-zies"?
584
00:21:00,110 --> 00:21:01,627
Cringe.
585
00:21:01,893 --> 00:21:03,033
Sofa wine?
586
00:21:03,118 --> 00:21:04,331
Sofa wine.
587
00:21:04,481 --> 00:21:12,481
[♪♪]
588
00:21:14,906 --> 00:21:22,906
[♪♪]
589
00:21:24,916 --> 00:21:32,916
[♪♪]
590
00:21:34,593 --> 00:21:35,711
[♪♪]
591
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:38,021
You're so cool,
Bruce Chutback.
592
00:21:38,107 --> 00:21:40,128
What's your secret?
Y'know, just be cool.
593
00:21:40,213 --> 00:21:43,416
Wait, didn't you wear
those pants... yesterday?
594
00:21:43,501 --> 00:21:48,688
Hey, going home to not change
your pants, Bruce Chut-Pants?
595
00:21:48,773 --> 00:21:50,902
[ Laughter ]
Chut-Pants!
596
00:21:50,987 --> 00:21:53,439
Damn. That's gonna
stick. This place is a jungle.
597
00:21:53,523 --> 00:21:55,878
I hope he can find solace
in his own company.
598
00:21:55,963 --> 00:22:00,112
♪ Bruce Chut-Pants,
unknown quality ♪
599
00:22:00,196 --> 00:22:03,583
♪ Apparently poor,
he skips on his pants ♪
600
00:22:03,667 --> 00:22:05,050
♪ He lacks slacks ♪
601
00:22:05,134 --> 00:22:06,252
♪ That's the facts ♪
602
00:22:06,336 --> 00:22:09,455
♪ Bruce Chut-Pants,
regular guy now ♪
603
00:22:09,539 --> 00:22:11,050
[ Grunts ]
604
00:22:11,135 --> 00:22:13,227
You like that? Shouldn't be
standing on the curb!
605
00:22:13,312 --> 00:22:14,877
Boom, bitch!
606
00:22:16,588 --> 00:22:17,863
Man: Did you get any of that?
607
00:22:17,948 --> 00:22:19,834
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