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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,640 --> 00:00:03,000 [soft upbeat music] 2 00:00:03,040 --> 00:00:05,560 [indistinct] 3 00:00:11,120 --> 00:00:12,480 - A, b, c, d, e, f. 4 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:13,520 - [Together] Fart! 5 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:15,680 - H, i, j, k, l, m, n, o. 6 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:16,520 [screaming softly] 7 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:18,120 Q, r. 8 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:19,000 - Fart! 9 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:22,200 - Perfect! 10 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:25,240 Hey, hey, hey! 11 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:26,720 Lose it! 12 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:27,680 No, no, no! 13 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:30,600 What? 14 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,480 Fart! 15 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:36,880 [laughing lightly] 16 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:40,000 [soft upbeat music] 17 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,400 - [Woman] Morning Ryan. 18 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:47,640 - Morning! 19 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:49,000 - Morning...? 20 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:51,400 Jess, from the Junior Fundraising Committee... 21 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:54,840 Or just by deduction, Ryan's mum, would do? 22 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:56,360 - Okay, if you say so. 23 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:58,000 - Sorry we're late somebody stole my space, 24 00:00:58,040 --> 00:00:59,960 I basically had to park in our driveway. 25 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,040 - Okay, you can go off to class now, love. 26 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:03,880 - Okay, have a good day. Hey, catch! 27 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:10,400 - Oh, can I borrow one of those? 28 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:12,480 - They're 20 bucks. 29 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:15,120 We're fundraising because of the school fire. 30 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:16,000 - I know. 31 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:18,400 - Do you want one? 32 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:21,440 - Well it's just I'm waiting on an invoice, 33 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:24,400 so maybe I could just pay half now, half next week? 34 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:28,160 - Can you fill in the late due 35 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:31,000 to alleged parental misfortune slip, please. 36 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:34,040 - Looks like we've both got 37 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:35,800 this season's must-have accessory. 38 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:38,200 - Oh my God. 39 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:39,440 I follow you on Instagram. 40 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:40,400 I'm not a stalker. 41 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:42,520 - Good to know. 42 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:44,560 Margot, my son forgot his lunch box. 43 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:46,000 Max Hayes, room six? 44 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:49,120 - Hey Daisy, just fill in the deets after Tess. 45 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:49,960 - Jess. 46 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:50,800 It's Jess. 47 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:53,920 - Is it okay if I just drop it in to him? 48 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:57,400 - Sweet as. 49 00:01:57,440 --> 00:01:58,720 - Nice to meet you, Tess-Jess. 50 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:01,400 - Nice to meet you, Daisy-amazey. 51 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:03,160 I'll work on that as a nickname. 52 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:07,120 - Are you one of Hine's mates? 53 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:08,360 - Yes. 54 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:09,560 - Who's doing the cupcake thing 55 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:11,960 with Heather Maloney all things skinny and boney? 56 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,160 - Yes. 57 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:14,200 - You're late. 58 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:15,920 She's been setting up for about an hour. 59 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:22,840 - Sorry, sorry I know I'm late, 60 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:24,800 my carpark got stolen by the space invader. 61 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:26,000 - The space invader? 62 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:28,520 - Yes, a gold car who invades people's spaces 63 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:32,080 and makes them accidentally compact their cupcakes. 64 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:34,640 - Luckily I stayed up late last night baking extras. 65 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:37,000 On the off chance your Jessness came into play. 66 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:40,520 - Wh-- You are a real life super-mum. And possibly psychic. 67 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:43,000 - Well, I am a semi-professional cupcake artiste. 68 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:45,800 - I stayed up late last night redesigning a shampoo label 69 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:47,680 to play down the parabens. 70 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:50,440 Harder than it sounds but worth the low pay. 71 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:53,800 - I stayed up last night too but for wine reasons. 72 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:58,840 - Anyway, here they... aren't? 73 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:04,640 [twinkling music] 74 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:07,840 - I must have swapped hats with Daisy. 75 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:12,040 - Is that a stegosaurus shaped sandwich? 76 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:13,360 - An olive for an eye. 77 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:16,000 - Do you think that her son actually eats the olive? 78 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:18,640 - Those minion bananas are a little five years ago. 79 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:20,800 - Do you think she's looking for a vaguely artistic mum 80 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:23,360 to pay a million dollars to help design her blog? 81 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:24,200 - Unlikely. 82 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:26,160 How many cupcakes is that now? 83 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:28,720 - Two and four quarters. 84 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:31,840 [soft upbeat music] 85 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:38,760 - Hey, I think we've had a hilarious mix up. 86 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:41,920 - My son was quite taken with your deconstructed cupcakes. 87 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:43,080 - They're for the sale we're doing 88 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:44,760 for the Fathers Shared Lunch. 89 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:45,600 - Cool. 90 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:47,240 - Yeah, it is cool. 91 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:48,720 Yeah, I'm kind of in charge. 92 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:50,640 I did the sign and everything. 93 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:52,000 You should come by? 94 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:53,080 It starts at like 11, 95 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:55,080 but I think we're going till like one. 96 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:56,960 Whatever, we're pretty flexible with time. 97 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:57,800 - Thanks. 98 00:03:57,840 --> 00:03:58,640 Maybe I will. 99 00:03:58,680 --> 00:03:59,440 - Yeah. 100 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:00,320 - See ya. - Bye. 101 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:04,320 She smells like sunshine. 102 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:08,560 [soft upbeat music] 103 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:12,200 - Oh, thanks. 104 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:13,720 How are they going over there? 105 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:17,840 Are you looking forward to the father's shared lunch? 106 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:18,800 Is your dad coming? 107 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:22,240 Good talk. 108 00:04:26,280 --> 00:04:27,960 - I can see what you were going for. 109 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,000 - Really? 110 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:31,720 - No, I was just trying to be polite 111 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:34,720 because you said sometimes I can be a little too honest. 112 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:36,360 - Well I appreciate your effort. 113 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:39,160 - You do require a lot of effort. 114 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:43,360 - What flavour are they? 115 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:44,720 - Kumara choc chip. 116 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:48,960 Mum calls them a surprise root, vegetable, surprise! 117 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,080 - Is the surprise how they taste? 118 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:55,600 - Daisy would say they had a whimsical charm. 119 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:56,880 - She also probably thinks children 120 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:58,520 should choose their own bedtime. 121 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:03,440 [soft upbeat music] 122 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:07,720 - Daisy has so many followers. 123 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:12,720 - She's really into rose gold arrows and retro filters. 124 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:15,440 - Do you think it's okay that I liked all her photos? 125 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:17,320 - Just this week or all of them? 126 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:18,200 - All of them. 127 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:26,800 OMFG, she just liked my work Facebook page. 128 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:28,320 Oooh, ooh, ooh. 129 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:30,280 She just slid into my DM's! 130 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:37,160 Hey TJ, want to meet up after school for coffee and gossip? 131 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:38,320 - TJ? 132 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:42,320 - Oh um, Tess-Jess, it's sort of an in-joke. 133 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:44,520 - Well you can't, we've got lolly lei 134 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:46,360 crafternoon tea at Heather's. 135 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:49,000 - Oh, do you think you'll need me for that? 136 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:51,160 I mean, you've seen what I do with cupcakes. 137 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:52,600 - [Heather] I'm ready for you to look 138 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:54,000 like you're helping me now. 139 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:56,080 - It might be fun? 140 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:57,560 - [Heather] Hine! 141 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:02,240 [soft upbeat music] 142 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:09,880 [clapping softly] 143 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:13,880 - Hands up who's excited for father's shared lunch? 144 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:14,880 - Me! Me! - Yes! 145 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:20,280 Alright, let's save our appetites for later, eh? 146 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:21,400 - [Child] No! 147 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:52,920 - Let's put Jess's tragic kumara-cakes 148 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:56,520 in the only if we run out pile. 149 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:59,360 No, let's cut out the middle man and compost them now. 150 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:13,880 - Oh, I can't see my cupcakes anywhere. 151 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:15,040 - They're in the compost. 152 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:16,200 We could not charge people money for those. 153 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:17,160 Not even dads. 154 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:20,600 - So, this crafternoon this afternoon, 155 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:21,520 that's not still on is it? 156 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:23,440 - Oh, it most definitely is. 157 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:25,640 Those lolly leis won't make themselves. 158 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:32,600 - Oh, I think I might be co-coming down with some- 159 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:36,320 [sneezing aggressively] 160 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:38,920 And I don't want to get you guys sick. 161 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:41,120 - My medicine cabinet is fully stocked, 162 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:44,040 with both alternative medicines and the ones that work. 163 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,440 - Oh, I just remembered, Ryan really wanted me 164 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:51,040 to take him trampoline shopping and pretend 165 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:53,720 to be interested in one so he could get free jumps. 166 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:55,320 - Then we'll inflate our bespoke bouncy 167 00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:57,000 castle in the shape of Te Papa. 168 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:58,720 - Oh, I forgot you guys were rich. 169 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:01,040 Well the other thing- 170 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:02,440 - Are you trying to get out of this? 171 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:03,240 - Yes. 172 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:04,320 Daisy asked me to coffee. 173 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:08,200 - When you say you're going to do something, I expect you 174 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:11,440 to do it, badly, but I expect you do it nevertheless. 175 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:14,320 - Oh, you have high expectations. 176 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:15,840 - It's only compared to most. 177 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:20,000 [soft upbeat music] 178 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:25,800 - A reminder that Fathers Shared Lunch is not 179 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:28,080 an opportunity for rough and tumble. 180 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:29,440 We don't want a repeat of the great 181 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:31,880 window-breaking-tickle-fight of 2016. 182 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:38,280 - Is Ryan's Dad coming today? 183 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:39,120 - Oh, no. 184 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:40,240 - Does he have work? 185 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:42,280 - He left to become a DJ on the Gold Coast 186 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:44,040 when I was eight and a half months pregnant 187 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:47,000 so I'm quietly confident he doesn't have work. 188 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:49,440 - As you know, my husband's pretty nice 189 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:52,400 so if Ryan wants to borrow him, he can. 190 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:53,640 - Thanks. 191 00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:55,400 - He gives really good piggy-backs. 192 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:58,640 He gives them to the kids sometimes too. 193 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:07,640 - Are you here for the fathers thing? 194 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:08,680 - Yeah. 195 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:10,960 - I bet you're a big Anika Moa fan. 196 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:14,920 - Ahh, I like some of her old stuff better 197 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:16,600 than her new stuff. 198 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:21,640 - Oh. 199 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:24,040 Well, that's not fair. 200 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:26,880 - I know, Anika's kids' albums are incredible. 201 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:30,520 - No, her kid has two mums and therefore 202 00:09:30,560 --> 00:09:32,320 an unfair advantage in life. 203 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,880 Her book week costume is going to be incredible. 204 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:39,320 - Hands up guys, who likes cupcakes? 205 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:40,360 - Me! - Yes! 206 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:43,640 Does anyone like snot cupcakes? 207 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:44,760 - Argh! - Ew! 208 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:48,080 - [Child] Yummy! 209 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:50,520 - Hey. 210 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:52,000 Cool sign. 211 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:53,000 - Hey! 212 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:54,560 Thanks, yeah I just whipped it up. 213 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:56,080 I'm an artist by trade. 214 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:56,960 - I know. 215 00:09:57,920 --> 00:09:59,960 - Hi, I'm Jess's friend Daisy. 216 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:00,960 - Heather. 217 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,000 - Oh, we're both named after flowers. 218 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:04,880 - Heather's technically a flowering shrub 219 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:07,040 and the common daisy is more of a weed so. 220 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:10,000 - I made you guys some cupcakes. 221 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:11,920 Sorry, they're a bit rushed. 222 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:13,280 - Oh, I can tell. 223 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:15,800 - Well I bet they sell out. 224 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:16,840 - It's not a competition. 225 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:19,200 Don't you just hate those kinds of mums. 226 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:20,480 - With a burning passion. 227 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:24,600 [soft upbeat music] 228 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:27,120 - One, two, three ears on me. 229 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,800 If any Dads have accidentally forgotten 230 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:32,520 their plates for the shared lunch, the Junior Fundraising 231 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:34,880 Committee are selling cupcakes in the library. 232 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:42,240 [soft upbeat music] 233 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:48,080 - Morning ladies. 234 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:48,920 - Good Morning. 235 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:50,040 - Hi Sara's dad. 236 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:54,320 I like your punctuality. 237 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:55,760 - Hey Sebastian. 238 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:57,320 What can I get you? 239 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:59,680 - Um cupcakes? 240 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:02,160 - We've got red velvet, vegan caramel, 241 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:03,960 gluten-free vanilla and chocolate. 242 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,400 - Or just plain old lemon and elderflower. 243 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:08,080 - Like Harry and Meghan's wedding cake? 244 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:09,480 - But kids love chocolate. 245 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:10,680 - Do they? 246 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:13,000 I just think that girls, like your daughter Sara, 247 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,920 might prefer flower-based baking? 248 00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:19,040 - I'm sure his daughter, who I already knew was called Sara, 249 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:21,920 isn't restricted by antiquated gender stereotypes. 250 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:25,560 - Um, I think I'll take. 251 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:26,800 - Style over substance? 252 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:29,200 - The ones clearly made by a semi-professional? 253 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:31,600 - A box of both. 254 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:34,640 - Great. 255 00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:35,520 Perfect. 256 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:40,040 [soft upbeat music] 257 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:53,840 - It's for my multi-platform blog The Daisy Chain. 258 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:56,360 I kind of have a cult following. 259 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,280 - I bet people in cults love it. 260 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:01,720 - If only there was a way, just for fun, 261 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:04,400 we could see whose cupcakes really were the best? 262 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:06,440 Jess seemed very taken with mine. 263 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:07,280 - Mm. 264 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:08,880 She liked mine first. 265 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:13,240 We're best friends we go way back to quite recently. 266 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:16,240 - Yes, but whose does she think are the coolest? 267 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:18,320 - Hey, do you guys need anything? 268 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:19,240 - Yes. 269 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:25,920 [soft dramatic music] 270 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:35,360 - You want me to what? 271 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:37,280 - Tell us which cupcake is best? 272 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:38,400 - It won't be difficult. 273 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:40,560 - Best is such a subjective and potentially 274 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:41,720 catastrophic word. 275 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,680 Hine, help a sister out? 276 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:45,480 - Sorry, busy fundraising. 277 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:47,960 - You'll be great. 278 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,800 And, I don't know why I'm bringing this up now, 279 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:53,200 but you wouldn't want to redesign my Daisy Chain logo. 280 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,400 Would you? 281 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,680 - My single mother bank account would love that. 282 00:12:57,720 --> 00:12:59,400 - I could take your shift on the ice block 283 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:01,320 fundraiser tomorrow at the Pop-up Shopsicle. 284 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:03,440 I know how the coldness hurts your fingers. 285 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:06,280 - It's true I do have very sensitive extremities. 286 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,120 - Try mine first. 287 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:14,920 - Oh, I cannot think of a reason why I shouldn't. 288 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:31,480 - Mm. 289 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:37,480 Excellent mouth-feel and so understanding 290 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:39,800 of friend's financial situations. 291 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,400 - Try my terrible one. 292 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:45,080 - Well it looks super cool. 293 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:46,360 - Looks can be deceiving. 294 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:49,000 - But may offer amazing career opportunities. 295 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:54,920 - Oh wow. 296 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:56,200 - So it's probably the winner. 297 00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:58,000 - Can't we just say that fundraising is the winner? 298 00:13:58,040 --> 00:13:58,880 - [Together] No. 299 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:04,240 - So which cupcake is best? 300 00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:05,400 I don't care or anything, 301 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:07,440 I just would really like to secure an artist 302 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:10,280 like you before I rebrand for Rhythm and Vines. 303 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:11,080 - Oh. 304 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:12,320 - Just make your decision. 305 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,000 It's not like our friendship is riding on it. 306 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:17,880 - Ooh, they're both so delicious and so demanding. 307 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:20,240 Can't a grownup like two cupcakes at once? 308 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:21,800 - No, it doesn't work that way. 309 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:25,680 - Don't get distracted by shiny objects. 310 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:27,600 - The last person who did my logo went on 311 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:29,760 to do Lorde's sister's birthday invitations. 312 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,640 - Daisy's, I choose Daisy's cupcakes. 313 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:37,600 [plate screeching softly] 314 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:41,800 - Excuse me. 315 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:48,160 - You didn't choose Heather's? 316 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:49,400 - No. 317 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:51,000 - You remember my husband, Bob? 318 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:52,920 - Oh, yeah the builder. 319 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:55,480 Bob the builder. 320 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:56,880 - Hah. 321 00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:59,480 Um, your boy's are welcome to join me 322 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:02,640 and the tama build a tree-house on the weekend? 323 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:03,520 - He would love that. 324 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:04,400 - Good. 325 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,120 - We've already got three tree-houses. 326 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,520 None of them are finished. 327 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:13,640 - Builders. - Mm-hmm. 328 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,680 [soft upbeat music] 329 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,000 - That. That. That. 330 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:27,000 - Yes. 331 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:28,360 - This is for you, Margot. 332 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:31,800 - Oh, thanks Ryan. 333 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:33,040 Did your mum make this? 334 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,440 Which one's your mum again? 335 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:36,920 - Jess. 336 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:41,240 - She sounds lovely I can't wait to meet her, thanks. 337 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,080 - Thanks! 338 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:46,840 - Hey, so where should we meet this arvo? 339 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:49,640 - We're gona be at the Can-You-Hear-The-Mums-Fernando Cafe. 340 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:52,680 Everyone is gona be so excited to meet you. 341 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:53,520 - Ooh. 342 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:54,720 Everyone? 343 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:56,800 - I run a collective of mumfluencers who work 344 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:59,280 for free to boost their online like-scapes. 345 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:03,480 - Oh, so you wouldn't be paying me to design your blog logo? 346 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:04,560 - Not with money. 347 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:10,040 - Yeah, who needs food, rent, or 1B5's anyway? 348 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:14,480 - Can we actually make it tomorrow? 349 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:16,880 - Sorry, I'm gonna be meeting with other 350 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:18,360 potential artists tomorrow. 351 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:22,360 [soft upbeat music] 352 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:31,800 - Don't worry. 353 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:33,440 I've already forgotten your devastating 354 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:34,480 betrayal of our friendship. 355 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:36,240 - I'm sorry, okay, I only chose Daisy 356 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:37,760 because I need the business, 357 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:40,840 which actually pays less than expected upfront. 358 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:43,880 - I thought it was because you weren't very popular 359 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,600 in high school and thought being friends 360 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:47,480 with her would somehow make up for it. 361 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:52,760 - Well, I'm going to be late this afternoon 362 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:55,000 'cause I'm having coffee with her first. 363 00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:56,720 - I don't like you hanging out with that girl. 364 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:58,480 She is a bad influencer. 365 00:16:58,520 --> 00:16:59,640 - You're not the boss of me. 366 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:01,960 - If I was you would be on time for things. 367 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,640 - The space invader stole my park. 368 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:06,040 - It's always someone else's fault. 369 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:07,160 - Oh, well if I'm so useless 370 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,640 you won't need me this afternoon. 371 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:09,840 - Maybe we don't need you 372 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,840 in the Junior Fundraising Committee at all. 373 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:17,040 - Fine. 374 00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:18,800 I'm out. 375 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,720 - Better late then never. 376 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:23,880 - That doesn't make sense. 377 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:24,760 - Yeah? 378 00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:27,280 Well you make no sense. 379 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:31,320 [soft upbeat music] 380 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,400 - Is that for me? 381 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,720 Did your mum make this? 382 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:39,760 Have you tried them? 383 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:41,600 Is it good? 384 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:45,400 Alright, I'll save this one for later. Eh? 385 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:54,480 - So you're out of the gang? 386 00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:56,240 - Heather's so unfair. 387 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:58,000 - Because she baked extra cupcakes 388 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:01,480 in case something happened to yours and it did? 389 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:02,880 - No? 390 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:05,080 - Because she secretly paid for your son to go 391 00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:08,920 on the Museum field trip and asked me not to tell you? 392 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:12,040 - I thought that was a clerical error 393 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:14,240 which I was totally going to tell the office about. 394 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:21,360 - Well I guess I'll see you at the tree-house thing, yeah? 395 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,600 - Sorry. 396 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,400 Heather wants Cinnamon to learn a trade 397 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:26,400 so they're coming now. 398 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,160 It might be a bit weird. 399 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,840 - Yeah, I don't want it to be weird. 400 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:35,840 - Um, can you stay and man the cupcakes? 401 00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:39,800 Bob forgot his phone, and his keys and his epipen. 402 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:49,160 [soft upbeat music] 403 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:57,560 - Oh, thanks Amber, I've been waiting 404 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,280 for one of these all day. 405 00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:00,760 - I heard you already had three. 406 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:03,640 - Okay, um. 407 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:05,000 You better go back to class, eh? 408 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:06,960 And go learn some maths. 409 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,000 One plus one equals? 410 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:08,840 - Two. 411 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,000 - Two plus two equals? 412 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:11,040 - Four. 413 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:11,960 - Which rhymes with close the door. 414 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:12,800 Yeah? 415 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:13,840 There we go. 416 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:18,120 - Hey, um have you seen Heather about? 417 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:20,000 - Ah, I think she went to the office to get change, 418 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,440 whether they like it or not. 419 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:23,680 Are you Mr. Heather? 420 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:25,000 - And you must be Jess. 421 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,760 Yes, Heather said that you like to think 422 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:27,600 you're pretty funny. 423 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:28,560 - Huh. 424 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,480 And you work at Land of Liquor? 425 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:31,640 - How'd you know that? 426 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,080 - Basic literacy. 427 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:39,800 - Hey, we're redesigning our craft beer labels 428 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:43,160 and Heather recommended you, you're an artist right? 429 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:44,840 - You pay with money? 430 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,440 - Yes? 431 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:47,920 - And Heather recommended me? 432 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:50,240 - Yeah, she talks about you all the time. 433 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:51,600 - That may change. 434 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:53,160 - Hey, also at your thing this afternoon can you act 435 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:55,440 really surprised, because she stayed up late 436 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:57,520 last night baking your favourite cupcakes. 437 00:19:58,760 --> 00:19:59,920 - Mint choc chip? 438 00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:00,760 - [Together] Yeah with a Russian fudge glaze. 439 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:01,640 - Yeah. 440 00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:09,160 - Hey, you're leaving already? 441 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,640 - Well I've got my photos so there's no value in me staying. 442 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:13,400 Plus Heather's kind of mean. 443 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:15,240 - Oh, she just comes across that way because of what 444 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,560 she says and how she acts. 445 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:17,760 But look, about this afternoon. 446 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,560 - I posted your sign on Insta and it's already 447 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,040 got 16 thousand likes. 448 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:22,440 Hashtag blessed. 449 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:25,520 - Ooh, that is not making it any easier. 450 00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:28,360 Daisy, it's not you it's me. 451 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:29,520 Maybe it is you. 452 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:31,760 Is this your gold car? 453 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:34,240 - It's not gold it's champagne. 454 00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:35,800 - Space invader. 455 00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:38,240 Well I can't come this afternoon 456 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:41,000 because I promised I'd help my friends. 457 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,120 - Well that's a shame. 458 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,880 I was going to introduce you to a mumpreneur 459 00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:48,120 who makes the most amazing lunchboxes. 460 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:49,200 - Did she pack yours today? 461 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:50,000 - Mm-hm. 462 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,280 - With the penguin sushi? 463 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:53,480 - Yeah, it was from a paid partnership photoshoot. 464 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,680 I'm sure sushi's fine the next day. 465 00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:57,680 - What, after being under hot lights? 466 00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,720 - Yeah, well it looks good and that's all that matters. 467 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,400 - And you bought your cupcakes 468 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:06,360 from The Ladies Auxiliary Bakery and Biscuitarium. 469 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,520 - Don't tell anyone. 470 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:12,360 - Oh, I gotta tell one person. 471 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:16,440 - How dare she pass off bought baking as homemade. 472 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:18,160 - Yours were clearly superior. 473 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:19,480 - And sold better. 474 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:20,320 - Really? 475 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,520 - I'm sorry I wasn't a cool friend today guys. 476 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:33,200 - I'm sorry if it looked like I over reacted. 477 00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:35,120 - It's fine, your heart's in the right place. 478 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:38,560 - Actually, due to a rare genetic condition, it's not. 479 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,840 - And thank you for paying for Ryan to go to- 480 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:46,080 - Jess that's nothing! 481 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:51,400 - Oh, that's okay, he shouldn't miss out 482 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,760 because people don't pay you what you're worth. 483 00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:00,280 - So, what should I bring this crafternoon? 484 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:03,480 - You're not meeting Daisy? 485 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:04,840 - She ain't no MILF. 486 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:08,640 - Pardon me? 487 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:13,520 - A mother I'd like to fundraise with! 488 00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:16,120 [all cheering] 489 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:21,480 [soft upbeat music] 34347

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