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[soft upbeat music]
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[indistinct]
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- A, b, c, d, e, f.
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- [Together] Fart!
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- H, i, j, k, l, m, n, o.
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[screaming softly]
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Q, r.
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- Fart!
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- Perfect!
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Lose it!
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No, no, no!
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What?
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Fart!
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[laughing lightly]
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[soft upbeat music]
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- [Woman] Morning Ryan.
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- Morning!
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- Morning...?
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Jess, from the Junior
Fundraising Committee...
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Or just by deduction,
Ryan's mum, would do?
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- Okay, if you say so.
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- Sorry we're late
somebody stole my space,
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I basically had to park in our
driveway.
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- Okay, you can go off to class
now, love.
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- Okay, have a good day. Hey,
catch!
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- Oh, can I borrow one of those?
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- They're 20 bucks.
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We're fundraising because
of the school fire.
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- I know.
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- Do you want one?
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- Well it's just I'm
waiting on an invoice,
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so maybe I could just pay
half now, half next week?
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- Can you fill in the late due
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to alleged parental
misfortune slip, please.
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- Looks like we've both got
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this season's must-have
accessory.
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- Oh my God.
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I follow you on Instagram.
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I'm not a stalker.
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- Good to know.
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Margot, my son forgot his lunch
box.
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Max Hayes, room six?
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- Hey Daisy, just fill
in the deets after Tess.
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- Jess.
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It's Jess.
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- Is it okay if I just drop it
in to him?
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- Sweet as.
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- Nice to meet you, Tess-Jess.
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- Nice to meet you,
Daisy-amazey.
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I'll work on that as a nickname.
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- Are you one of Hine's mates?
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- Yes.
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- Who's doing the cupcake thing
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with Heather Maloney all
things skinny and boney?
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- Yes.
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- You're late.
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She's been setting up for about
an hour.
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- Sorry, sorry I know I'm late,
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my carpark got stolen
by the space invader.
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- The space invader?
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- Yes, a gold car who
invades people's spaces
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and makes them accidentally
compact their cupcakes.
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- Luckily I stayed up late
last night baking extras.
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On the off chance your
Jessness came into play.
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- Wh-- You are a real life
super-mum. And possibly psychic.
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- Well, I am a semi-professional
cupcake artiste.
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- I stayed up late last night
redesigning a shampoo label
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to play down the parabens.
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Harder than it sounds
but worth the low pay.
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- I stayed up last night
too but for wine reasons.
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- Anyway, here they... aren't?
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[twinkling music]
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- I must have swapped hats with
Daisy.
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- Is that a stegosaurus shaped
sandwich?
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- An olive for an eye.
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- Do you think that her son
actually eats the olive?
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- Those minion bananas are
a little five years ago.
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- Do you think she's looking
for a vaguely artistic mum
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to pay a million dollars
to help design her blog?
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- Unlikely.
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How many cupcakes is that now?
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- Two and four quarters.
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[soft upbeat music]
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- Hey, I think we've
had a hilarious mix up.
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- My son was quite taken with
your deconstructed cupcakes.
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- They're for the sale we're
doing
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for the Fathers Shared Lunch.
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- Cool.
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- Yeah, it is cool.
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Yeah, I'm kind of in charge.
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I did the sign and everything.
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You should come by?
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It starts at like 11,
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but I think we're going till
like one.
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Whatever, we're pretty flexible
with time.
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- Thanks.
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Maybe I will.
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- Yeah.
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- See ya.
- Bye.
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She smells like sunshine.
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[soft upbeat music]
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- Oh, thanks.
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How are they going over there?
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Are you looking forward to
the father's shared lunch?
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Is your dad coming?
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Good talk.
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- I can see what you were going
for.
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- Really?
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- No, I was just trying to be
polite
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because you said sometimes I
can be a little too honest.
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- Well I appreciate your effort.
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- You do require a lot of
effort.
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- What flavour are they?
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- Kumara choc chip.
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Mum calls them a surprise
root, vegetable, surprise!
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- Is the surprise how they
taste?
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- Daisy would say they
had a whimsical charm.
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- She also probably thinks
children
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should choose their own bedtime.
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[soft upbeat music]
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- Daisy has so many followers.
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- She's really into rose gold
arrows and retro filters.
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- Do you think it's okay
that I liked all her photos?
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- Just this week or all of them?
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- All of them.
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OMFG, she just liked
my work Facebook page.
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Oooh, ooh, ooh.
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She just slid into my DM's!
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Hey TJ, want to meet up after
school for coffee and gossip?
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- TJ?
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- Oh um, Tess-Jess,
it's sort of an in-joke.
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- Well you can't, we've got
lolly lei
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crafternoon tea at Heather's.
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- Oh, do you think
you'll need me for that?
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I mean, you've seen
what I do with cupcakes.
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- [Heather] I'm ready for you to
look
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like you're helping me now.
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- It might be fun?
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- [Heather] Hine!
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[soft upbeat music]
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[clapping softly]
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- Hands up who's excited
for father's shared lunch?
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- Me! Me!
- Yes!
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Alright, let's save our
appetites for later, eh?
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- [Child] No!
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- Let's put Jess's tragic
kumara-cakes
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in the only if we run out pile.
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No, let's cut out the middle
man and compost them now.
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- Oh, I can't see my cupcakes
anywhere.
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- They're in the compost.
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We could not charge
people money for those.
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Not even dads.
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- So, this crafternoon this
afternoon,
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that's not still on is it?
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- Oh, it most definitely is.
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Those lolly leis won't make
themselves.
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- Oh, I think I might be
co-coming down with some-
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[sneezing aggressively]
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And I don't want to get you guys
sick.
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- My medicine cabinet is fully
stocked,
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with both alternative medicines
and the ones that work.
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- Oh, I just remembered,
Ryan really wanted me
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to take him trampoline
shopping and pretend
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to be interested in one so
he could get free jumps.
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- Then we'll inflate our bespoke
bouncy
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castle in the shape of Te Papa.
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- Oh, I forgot you guys were
rich.
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Well the other thing-
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- Are you trying to get out of
this?
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- Yes.
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Daisy asked me to coffee.
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- When you say you're going
to do something, I expect you
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to do it, badly, but I expect
you do it nevertheless.
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- Oh, you have high
expectations.
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- It's only compared to most.
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[soft upbeat music]
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- A reminder that Fathers
Shared Lunch is not
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an opportunity for rough and
tumble.
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We don't want a repeat of the
great
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window-breaking-tickle-fight of
2016.
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- Is Ryan's Dad coming today?
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- Oh, no.
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- Does he have work?
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- He left to become a DJ on the
Gold Coast
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when I was eight and
a half months pregnant
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so I'm quietly confident
he doesn't have work.
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- As you know, my husband's
pretty nice
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so if Ryan wants to borrow him,
he can.
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- Thanks.
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- He gives really good
piggy-backs.
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He gives them to the kids
sometimes too.
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- Are you here for the fathers
thing?
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- Yeah.
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- I bet you're a big Anika Moa
fan.
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- Ahh, I like some of her old
stuff better
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than her new stuff.
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- Oh.
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Well, that's not fair.
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- I know, Anika's kids'
albums are incredible.
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- No, her kid has two mums and
therefore
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an unfair advantage in life.
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Her book week costume is
going to be incredible.
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- Hands up guys, who likes
cupcakes?
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- Me!
- Yes!
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Does anyone like snot cupcakes?
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- Argh!
- Ew!
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- [Child] Yummy!
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- Hey.
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Cool sign.
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- Hey!
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Thanks, yeah I just whipped it
up.
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I'm an artist by trade.
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- I know.
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- Hi, I'm Jess's friend Daisy.
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- Heather.
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- Oh, we're both named after
flowers.
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- Heather's technically a
flowering shrub
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and the common daisy is more of
a weed so.
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- I made you guys some cupcakes.
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Sorry, they're a bit rushed.
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- Oh, I can tell.
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- Well I bet they sell out.
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- It's not a competition.
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Don't you just hate those kinds
of mums.
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- With a burning passion.
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[soft upbeat music]
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- One, two, three ears on me.
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If any Dads have accidentally
forgotten
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their plates for the shared
lunch, the Junior Fundraising
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Committee are selling
cupcakes in the library.
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[soft upbeat music]
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- Morning ladies.
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- Good Morning.
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- Hi Sara's dad.
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I like your punctuality.
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- Hey Sebastian.
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What can I get you?
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- Um cupcakes?
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- We've got red velvet, vegan
caramel,
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gluten-free vanilla and
chocolate.
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- Or just plain old lemon and
elderflower.
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- Like Harry and Meghan's
wedding cake?
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- But kids love chocolate.
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- Do they?
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I just think that girls,
like your daughter Sara,
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might prefer flower-based
baking?
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- I'm sure his daughter, who I
already knew was called Sara,
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isn't restricted by
antiquated gender stereotypes.
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- Um, I think I'll take.
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- Style over substance?
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- The ones clearly made
by a semi-professional?
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- A box of both.
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- Great.
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Perfect.
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[soft upbeat music]
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- It's for my multi-platform
blog The Daisy Chain.
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I kind of have a cult following.
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- I bet people in cults love it.
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- If only there was a way, just
for fun,
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we could see whose cupcakes
really were the best?
262
00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:06,440
Jess seemed very taken with
mine.
263
00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:07,280
- Mm.
264
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She liked mine first.
265
00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:13,240
We're best friends we go
way back to quite recently.
266
00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:16,240
- Yes, but whose does she
think are the coolest?
267
00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:18,320
- Hey, do you guys need
anything?
268
00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:19,240
- Yes.
269
00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:25,920
[soft dramatic music]
270
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- You want me to what?
271
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- Tell us which cupcake is best?
272
00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:38,400
- It won't be difficult.
273
00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:40,560
- Best is such a
subjective and potentially
274
00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:41,720
catastrophic word.
275
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,680
Hine, help a sister out?
276
00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:45,480
- Sorry, busy fundraising.
277
00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:47,960
- You'll be great.
278
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,800
And, I don't know why
I'm bringing this up now,
279
00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:53,200
but you wouldn't want to
redesign my Daisy Chain logo.
280
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,400
Would you?
281
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,680
- My single mother bank
account would love that.
282
00:12:57,720 --> 00:12:59,400
- I could take your shift on the
ice block
283
00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:01,320
fundraiser tomorrow at
the Pop-up Shopsicle.
284
00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:03,440
I know how the coldness
hurts your fingers.
285
00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:06,280
- It's true I do have very
sensitive extremities.
286
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,120
- Try mine first.
287
00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:14,920
- Oh, I cannot think of
a reason why I shouldn't.
288
00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:31,480
- Mm.
289
00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:37,480
Excellent mouth-feel and so
understanding
290
00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:39,800
of friend's financial
situations.
291
00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,400
- Try my terrible one.
292
00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:45,080
- Well it looks super cool.
293
00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:46,360
- Looks can be deceiving.
294
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:49,000
- But may offer amazing
career opportunities.
295
00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:54,920
- Oh wow.
296
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:56,200
- So it's probably the winner.
297
00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:58,000
- Can't we just say that
fundraising is the winner?
298
00:13:58,040 --> 00:13:58,880
- [Together] No.
299
00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:04,240
- So which cupcake is best?
300
00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:05,400
I don't care or anything,
301
00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:07,440
I just would really
like to secure an artist
302
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:10,280
like you before I rebrand
for Rhythm and Vines.
303
00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:11,080
- Oh.
304
00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:12,320
- Just make your decision.
305
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,000
It's not like our
friendship is riding on it.
306
00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:17,880
- Ooh, they're both so
delicious and so demanding.
307
00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:20,240
Can't a grownup like two
cupcakes at once?
308
00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:21,800
- No, it doesn't work that way.
309
00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:25,680
- Don't get distracted by shiny
objects.
310
00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:27,600
- The last person who did my
logo went on
311
00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:29,760
to do Lorde's sister's
birthday invitations.
312
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,640
- Daisy's, I choose Daisy's
cupcakes.
313
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:37,600
[plate screeching softly]
314
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:41,800
- Excuse me.
315
00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:48,160
- You didn't choose Heather's?
316
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:49,400
- No.
317
00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:51,000
- You remember my husband, Bob?
318
00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:52,920
- Oh, yeah the builder.
319
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:55,480
Bob the builder.
320
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:56,880
- Hah.
321
00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:59,480
Um, your boy's are welcome to
join me
322
00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:02,640
and the tama build a
tree-house on the weekend?
323
00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:03,520
- He would love that.
324
00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:04,400
- Good.
325
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,120
- We've already got three
tree-houses.
326
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,520
None of them are finished.
327
00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:13,640
- Builders.
- Mm-hmm.
328
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,680
[soft upbeat music]
329
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,000
- That. That. That.
330
00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:27,000
- Yes.
331
00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:28,360
- This is for you, Margot.
332
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:31,800
- Oh, thanks Ryan.
333
00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:33,040
Did your mum make this?
334
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,440
Which one's your mum again?
335
00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:36,920
- Jess.
336
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:41,240
- She sounds lovely I can't
wait to meet her, thanks.
337
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,080
- Thanks!
338
00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:46,840
- Hey, so where should we meet
this arvo?
339
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:49,640
- We're gona be at the
Can-You-Hear-The-Mums-Fernando
Cafe.
340
00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:52,680
Everyone is gona be so
excited to meet you.
341
00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:53,520
- Ooh.
342
00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:54,720
Everyone?
343
00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:56,800
- I run a collective of
mumfluencers who work
344
00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:59,280
for free to boost their
online like-scapes.
345
00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:03,480
- Oh, so you wouldn't be paying
me to design your blog logo?
346
00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:04,560
- Not with money.
347
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:10,040
- Yeah, who needs food,
rent, or 1B5's anyway?
348
00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:14,480
- Can we actually make it
tomorrow?
349
00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:16,880
- Sorry, I'm gonna be meeting
with other
350
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potential artists tomorrow.
351
00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:22,360
[soft upbeat music]
352
00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:31,800
- Don't worry.
353
00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:33,440
I've already forgotten your
devastating
354
00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:34,480
betrayal of our friendship.
355
00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:36,240
- I'm sorry, okay, I only chose
Daisy
356
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because I need the business,
357
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:40,840
which actually pays less
than expected upfront.
358
00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:43,880
- I thought it was because
you weren't very popular
359
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,600
in high school and thought being
friends
360
00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:47,480
with her would somehow make up
for it.
361
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:52,760
- Well, I'm going to
be late this afternoon
362
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:55,000
'cause I'm having coffee with
her first.
363
00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:56,720
- I don't like you hanging
out with that girl.
364
00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:58,480
She is a bad influencer.
365
00:16:58,520 --> 00:16:59,640
- You're not the boss of me.
366
00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:01,960
- If I was you would
be on time for things.
367
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,640
- The space invader stole my
park.
368
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:06,040
- It's always someone else's
fault.
369
00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:07,160
- Oh, well if I'm so useless
370
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,640
you won't need me this
afternoon.
371
00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:09,840
- Maybe we don't need you
372
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,840
in the Junior Fundraising
Committee at all.
373
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:17,040
- Fine.
374
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:18,800
I'm out.
375
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,720
- Better late then never.
376
00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:23,880
- That doesn't make sense.
377
00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:24,760
- Yeah?
378
00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:27,280
Well you make no sense.
379
00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:31,320
[soft upbeat music]
380
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,400
- Is that for me?
381
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,720
Did your mum make this?
382
00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:39,760
Have you tried them?
383
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:41,600
Is it good?
384
00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:45,400
Alright, I'll save this one for
later. Eh?
385
00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:54,480
- So you're out of the gang?
386
00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:56,240
- Heather's so unfair.
387
00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:58,000
- Because she baked extra
cupcakes
388
00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:01,480
in case something happened
to yours and it did?
389
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:02,880
- No?
390
00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:05,080
- Because she secretly
paid for your son to go
391
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:08,920
on the Museum field trip and
asked me not to tell you?
392
00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:12,040
- I thought that was a clerical
error
393
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:14,240
which I was totally going
to tell the office about.
394
00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:21,360
- Well I guess I'll see you
at the tree-house thing, yeah?
395
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,600
- Sorry.
396
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,400
Heather wants Cinnamon to learn
a trade
397
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:26,400
so they're coming now.
398
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,160
It might be a bit weird.
399
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,840
- Yeah, I don't want it to be
weird.
400
00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:35,840
- Um, can you stay and man the
cupcakes?
401
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:39,800
Bob forgot his phone, and
his keys and his epipen.
402
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:49,160
[soft upbeat music]
403
00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:57,560
- Oh, thanks Amber, I've been
waiting
404
00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,280
for one of these all day.
405
00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:00,760
- I heard you already had three.
406
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:03,640
- Okay, um.
407
00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:05,000
You better go back to class, eh?
408
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:06,960
And go learn some maths.
409
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,000
One plus one equals?
410
00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:08,840
- Two.
411
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,000
- Two plus two equals?
412
00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:11,040
- Four.
413
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:11,960
- Which rhymes with close the
door.
414
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:12,800
Yeah?
415
00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:13,840
There we go.
416
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:18,120
- Hey, um have you seen Heather
about?
417
00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:20,000
- Ah, I think she went to
the office to get change,
418
00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,440
whether they like it or not.
419
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:23,680
Are you Mr. Heather?
420
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:25,000
- And you must be Jess.
421
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,760
Yes, Heather said that you like
to think
422
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:27,600
you're pretty funny.
423
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:28,560
- Huh.
424
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,480
And you work at Land of Liquor?
425
00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:31,640
- How'd you know that?
426
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,080
- Basic literacy.
427
00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:39,800
- Hey, we're redesigning
our craft beer labels
428
00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:43,160
and Heather recommended
you, you're an artist right?
429
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:44,840
- You pay with money?
430
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,440
- Yes?
431
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:47,920
- And Heather recommended me?
432
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:50,240
- Yeah, she talks about you all
the time.
433
00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:51,600
- That may change.
434
00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:53,160
- Hey, also at your thing
this afternoon can you act
435
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:55,440
really surprised, because
she stayed up late
436
00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:57,520
last night baking your favourite
cupcakes.
437
00:19:58,760 --> 00:19:59,920
- Mint choc chip?
438
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:00,760
- [Together] Yeah with
a Russian fudge glaze.
439
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:01,640
- Yeah.
440
00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:09,160
- Hey, you're leaving already?
441
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,640
- Well I've got my photos so
there's no value in me staying.
442
00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:13,400
Plus Heather's kind of mean.
443
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:15,240
- Oh, she just comes across
that way because of what
444
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,560
she says and how she acts.
445
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:17,760
But look, about this afternoon.
446
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,560
- I posted your sign on
Insta and it's already
447
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,040
got 16 thousand likes.
448
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:22,440
Hashtag blessed.
449
00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:25,520
- Ooh, that is not making it any
easier.
450
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:28,360
Daisy, it's not you it's me.
451
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:29,520
Maybe it is you.
452
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:31,760
Is this your gold car?
453
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:34,240
- It's not gold it's champagne.
454
00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:35,800
- Space invader.
455
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:38,240
Well I can't come this afternoon
456
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:41,000
because I promised I'd help my
friends.
457
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,120
- Well that's a shame.
458
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,880
I was going to introduce
you to a mumpreneur
459
00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:48,120
who makes the most amazing
lunchboxes.
460
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:49,200
- Did she pack yours today?
461
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:50,000
- Mm-hm.
462
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,280
- With the penguin sushi?
463
00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:53,480
- Yeah, it was from a paid
partnership photoshoot.
464
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,680
I'm sure sushi's fine the next
day.
465
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:57,680
- What, after being under hot
lights?
466
00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,720
- Yeah, well it looks good
and that's all that matters.
467
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,400
- And you bought your cupcakes
468
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:06,360
from The Ladies Auxiliary
Bakery and Biscuitarium.
469
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,520
- Don't tell anyone.
470
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:12,360
- Oh, I gotta tell one person.
471
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:16,440
- How dare she pass off
bought baking as homemade.
472
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:18,160
- Yours were clearly superior.
473
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:19,480
- And sold better.
474
00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:20,320
- Really?
475
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,520
- I'm sorry I wasn't a
cool friend today guys.
476
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:33,200
- I'm sorry if it looked
like I over reacted.
477
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:35,120
- It's fine, your heart's
in the right place.
478
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:38,560
- Actually, due to a rare
genetic condition, it's not.
479
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,840
- And thank you for
paying for Ryan to go to-
480
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:46,080
- Jess that's nothing!
481
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:51,400
- Oh, that's okay, he shouldn't
miss out
482
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,760
because people don't pay
you what you're worth.
483
00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:00,280
- So, what should I
bring this crafternoon?
484
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:03,480
- You're not meeting Daisy?
485
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:04,840
- She ain't no MILF.
486
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:08,640
- Pardon me?
487
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:13,520
- A mother I'd like to fundraise
with!
488
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:16,120
[all cheering]
489
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:21,480
[soft upbeat music]
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