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That's the cleanup crew

up on the track,
and that's a lot of racers

involved there, folks.

Jack, you realize
you got this in the bag, right?

Season's wrapped up, man.
Doesn't matter where you place.

I'm telling you,
I got intermittent miss.

- Last two laps.
- On it!

Get those plug wires!

Jakob! Now.

Hey, Pop.

Tell me what you see, Dom.

Got an oil spill
going into turn two.

Bell's driving safe.

Corbin's got a sponsor in
the stands, so he's pushing it.

Talking about me?

You got a real problem
with car 23.

- Linder.
- About to whip your ass, Toretto!

- Settle down, pretty boy!
- That's right.

- Shut up!
- Yeah, you. You want to tell your driver

- he's gonna get somebody hurt?
- What'd you say?

- Hey! Leave it!
- Go home! You suck!

He's just pissed I got that spot

in the Busch Series
next season, not him.

Life's got no shortage of guys
like Kenny Linder.

You're good!

It's not about being
the stronger man, Dom.

It's about being the bigger one.

I swear to God, this guy.

Pop, turn two, turn two!

Got it. I'm walking him in.

Shit!

Tell me what you see, Dom.

He's gonna come at you for that.

Get ready on your left.

Three-eighths ratchet.

Three-eighths driver.

Six-inch extension.

Are you sure?

Remember what your daddy
told you.

Be precise in life.

It can make all the difference.

Now, watch this.

- See how it's working now?
- Mm-hmm.

And you see what's happening?

It's turning the screw.

You're right.

Water heater's out again.

It's the price we pay
for peace and quiet.

Want to come and give us a hand?

Are you expecting someone?

Brian, remember
what we practiced.

Yo, yo!

We come in peace.
We come in peace!

It's me!

Roman?
Maybe you don't recognize me

'cause I've been tanning
all week, bro.

B, come out, son.

What you gonna do
with that thing, man?

What, you out here trying
to kill elephants or something?

We would've called first.

Except you actually need phones
in order to get phone calls.

You know that, right?

- Little B!
- Wow, you're so big.

- Hi. - Wow.
- Hi.

Now, I know you don't carpool.

So what's up?

Mayday! Mayday!

My plane is under attack
by a rogue agent!

We're being boarded. I've got
dangerous cargo on board.

I need you to assemble the team.

...still alive. I'll explain...

It's an SOS transmission
from Mr. Nobody's plane.

It came through with
a mess of encrypted data,

most of which
I'm still trying to crack.

- Did anybody else get this?
- Well, that's the thing.

He sent it only to us.

Why just us?

He caught Cipher.

But there was a midair attack,

and she was extracted.

It seems his plane crashed
somewhere here,

over the northwest region
of Montequinto.

If Mr. Nobody survived,
we need to find him.

But the whole area's sealed off.

Isolationist, run by military.

We're not on call anymore.

Wait, wait.

Dom, this is Cipher.

The woman who killed
the mother of your child.

Things change.

Listen, we're wheels up
at 8:00 a.m.,

if you change your mind.

Thank you.

Daddy,
do you know where God is?

- Where is God?
- In your heart.

He's in your heart, too.

And you know something?

I'll always be in your heart.

Hey, little guy.

I have a gift for you.

Your father gave this to me.

And now I'm gonna
give it to you.

It's very special.

Take care of it.

Good night.

This isn't who we are.

Brian and Mia got out of the
game when they became parents.

We're not them.

...under
attack by a rogue agent!

We're being boarded. I've got
dangerous cargo on board.

...assemble the team.

...still alive. I'll explain...

...alive. I'll explain...

Coming up on the signal,
two miles.

It's deep in the militarized
zone of Montequinto.

- I hope everyone's ready.
- Ready?

Y'all want to make jokes
about me

not making practical decisions?

This is as prepared as it gets.

We all see you, man.

Nobody thinks you're
compensating for anything.

- I'll take point.
- Careful.

Careful's when you get hurt.

Right now, we have

a ten-minute window
between patrols.

Mr. Nobody's signal is close,

but we've got
to move quickly, guys.

We do not want to cross paths
with the military here.

- It's inside.
- Cover us.

The source of the SOS signal is
coming from inside this thing.

Somebody wanted in.

Plane must have gone down
before they could cut through.

Or it was sent down
on purpose to stop 'em.

Yeah, well, their mistake
was trying to cut into it.

But just give me a minute.
I can get in.

Dom.

There's not a soul in sight.

No sign of Mr. Nobody.

Got it.

What the hell is this?

Whatever it is, Mr. Nobody
wanted us to find it.

How's that work...

Go!

What?!
You don't know who I am?!

You think I'm scared?!

Roman, where the hell are you?!

Who's compensating now, Tej?!

"Peligro minas."
What does that mean?

Tej, how fast we got to go
to clear 'em?

Please don't tell me
you're thinking

- what I think you're thinking.
- Why?

What does "peligro minas" mean?

- Tej, how fast?
- I don't know, man.

Somebody answer me!

What does "peligro minas" mean?

"Peligro minas" means

- "danger, land mines"!
- What?!

How fast, Tej?

Assuming a 50-foot blast radius

and a-a half a second trigger
delay, I'd say about 80.

I can't!

My speedometer
only goes up to 70.

- What do I do?!
- You put your foot to that floor,

and you pray!

Get to that palm plantation,
and then we're clear.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Roman, you good?

My ass is en fuego!

Tej! Wait! Land mine!

How in the hell
are you not dead?

Wait, okay, I think
I found us another way out.

Two miles to what looks like
a bridge across the border.

Good. The sooner we get
out of here, the better.

Letty, on the right.

The device.

Get in.

That was Jakob back there,
wasn't it?

Always check your mirrors,
bitches!

Oh, hell no.

Are we supposed to drive
across that?

Well, I said
it looked like a bridge.

Oh, my God!

The military's not giving up.

We got to get past the border.

Where's the bridge?

No. No, no.

Dom.

Well, that was new.

Look, we're in the clear.

But this thing is a mess.

The headlines out there?

Secret spy plane crashes
in a hostile country?

Followed by some kind of
covert ops firefight?

I'll get you where you need...

and then I'm gonna need
to back off.

I appreciate the favor.

I got to stop doing
so many favors.

What we doing, Ramsey?

Like, where are we going?

I-I was able to decrypt the data

that came through
with Mr. Nobody's SOS,

and I found GPS coordinates,
definitely included on purpose.

You knew about Jakob?

Question: Who is Jakob?

Jakob is...

or was Dom's brother.

Oh, my-my bad.

I'm sorry. I'm just processing.

Brother?

You got a brother?

Who also happens to be
some kind of super spy

with his own private army,

who drives literally like
a bat out of hell,

who preplanned an aerial jump

and landed at the bottom
of an airplane?

Who does that?

Who does that? A Toretto.

That's my dad! That's my dad!

He's gone! He's gone!

We got to get him out of there.

We got to get him out of there!
That's my dad!

That's my dad! That's my dad!

That's my dad!

Get him out of there!

That's my dad!

There's a couple of release
forms we've got to sign.

Few clearances.

Everything else is down there
around the corner.

Hey.

Nobody's supposed to be
around here.

You Toretto's other son?

You're the useless one, right?

What is that?

Get out of here. Go.

So a man can't pay
his last respects?

That's what that is?

No.

No, not you.

You're the one that killed him.

No, racing killed him.

Look, he knew that I was gonna
pit him into the wall.

He knew that.

Now, I don't know if
he dropped gear. I don't know.

I swear... I swear to God,

- if you don't get out of here...
- What? What?

Go find Buddy.

Now!

All right, well,
now we got the golden boy.

Leave.

You here to make threats, too?

"Leave" is a simple word.

Man, what is it
with you Torettos

where you're all the heroes
in your own stories?

Look, I'm gonna
tell you a secret.

You, your dad, me...
we're all stuck,

going round and round
in the same shitty circle.

And we ain't never getting out.

You ain't half the man
my dad was.

- At least I'm alive, asshole.
- What did you say?

Get off me!

Dom! Dom!

Dom!

Dom, no! Dom!

No, man!

In here.

Jakob.

I simply cannot believe that
magnet trick actually worked.

It looked so damn cool.
Look at this here.

I got this off the cockpit feed.

Oh, I love being rich.

It was sloppy. He almost had me.

- She say anything?
- Nope. Nada.

You know, I look at her
and I feel creeped out.

And sort of turned on
at the same time.

Is that weird?

Nice operation.

You snatched me off
Mr. Nobody's plane midair

without a scratch,
and you took him down.

Money well spent.

- Do you know who I am?
- I know who you are.

Do you?

East L.A. is a tough enough
place to grow up.

But it was your brother's shadow
that turned you into this.

Isn't it?

So your whole life, you pushed
yourself to be faster than Dom.

Smarter than Dom.

Stronger than Dom.

Tell me, do you hate him enough
that it keeps you up at night?

Still?

All these years later?

I should've just hired you

instead of coercing your
brother a couple of years back.

I don't work
for the competition.

That's cute.

You thinking
you're the competition.

Says the woman in the box.

Look familiar?

The other half's hidden

in one of the agency's
thousands of vaults.

I need you to find out
which one.

We secured the master drive here
from Mr. Nobody's plane.

The rest of the hardware
is a bit dated.

Pre-Internet.

To make sure you don't go

hack into anything
we don't want you to.

Say you get what you're after.

A weapon so dangerous
it shouldn't exist

for another half century.

What would you do with it?

Launch some global attack?

Sell it to the highest bidder?

Or maybe you see yourself

as a necessary shock
to the system.

I bet all you ever wanted
was a hug.

You read my psych eval.
Good for you.

I read your second-grade
report card.

That's what I do.

Your chin... it's distinctive.

I know the Torettos have
quite the mixed bloodlines,

but I never detected
a Nordic strain.

Finding the two halves of
Project Aries is the easy part.

Add in your brother Dom
to the mix?

You don't have a chance.

Plans are in motion.

Qasar Khan.

What?

Genghis Khan's little brother.

Nobody's heard of him either.

Talk about off the grid.

I don't think they had grids

when this place was built.

If a Ninja Turtle pop out on me,

tell you right now, I'm out.

No way this place was
sanctioned by the agency.

This was definitely
Mr. Nobody's secret hideout.

What now, Dom?

Whoever Jakob has become...

...and whatever he's up to...

...it's on me.

And me alone.

Nah.

Whatever's on you, it's on us.

Let's get to work.

Y'all ever thought about how
many wild missions we been on?

How we somehow...

- always survive?
- Yeah.

- So far, so good, I guess.
- It's just luck.

No, no, no, see,
y'all not listening.

Think about this.

We've now been
on insane missions

around the world,
doing what most would say is

damn near impossible.

And I ain't got one single scar
to show for it?

I mean, look at my jacket.

Those are bullet holes from
14 dudes trying to take my head

clean off its shoulders.

We've taken out
cars, trains, tanks.

I'm not gonna even
mention the submarine.

And yet we're still here.

Exactly.

Ramsey, what happens
when you test a theory

over and over again only
to come to the same result?

A hypothesis becomes fact.

But you're not actually
suggesting that...

I don't know,
but when the improbable happens

again and again,
that's more than luck.

Maybe we're not so normal.

That's what I'm saying.

We are not normal.

Okay, um...

just to clarify,

are you two maybe suggesting
that we're what,

invincible?

- Maybe.
- Maybe.

Or maybe...

you're just a dumbass.

Take your dumbass jacket
with you, man.

Pretty impressive driving
out there.

You miss the old life.

Do you?

Every day.

Guys.

We got a little company.

Think you know this person.

- It's so good to see you.
- I missed you.

Thank you.

Of course.

You should've told me.

She deserved to know.

Jakob's my brother, too.
I need to be here.

You get involved here, you put
everything you have at risk.

Your kids and the whole world
that you built.

We're all risking something.

Dom, listen to me.

My kids and yours are
in the safest hands possible.

With Brian.

Our world's grown, Dom.

I got this one.

The firewall on this old thing

is actually pretty good.

But, you know, port scan,
UDP message peek,

pop to root shell, and...

...say hello to Project Aries.

What is it?

It's what we got from
Mr. Nobody's plane.

Or at least part of it.

Aries was designed
to override and assimilate

anything that runs on code.

Any computer anywhere.

If it operates on zeros
and ones, it's vulnerable.

If you take Aries
and upload it to a satellite,

it'll spread like a virus.

Then it'll be a matter of time
before someone can control

any weapon system...
traditional, nuclear,

stuff we haven't even seen yet...

and just point it
wherever they want.

Jakob reboots the world order
within minutes.

Ares is the god of war, right?

If Jakob gets his hands on this,

he'll be the god
of damn near everything.

Because of how dangerous it was,

the Aries prototype
was recovered

and split into two halves
by Mr. Nobody.

Both of which are worthless
without the activation key.

Jakob now has one of the pieces.

He'll be going after
the other half next.

As for the key, it's...
it's vanished.

So we find it.

If we're gonna beat Jakob to it,

we're gonna have to split up.

Roman, Tej,
I know a couple of guys

operating out of Germany that
could get us anything we need.

I'm on it.

Wait, there's one more thing.

Mr. Nobody's transmission

had one name
connected to the key.

You guys are gonna want
to brace yourselves for this.

No way.

That's exactly what I said.

So you're saying
Han's death is connected

to all of this?

He has to have
something to do with it.

I'll look into it.

Tej, can you send me

- all the files you have on Han?
- Yeah.

I'll go with you.

Letty.

I got this the day Han died.

Mexico.

Check the postmark.

Whatever he was up to,
it ended here.

Tokyo.

What are you gonna do
about Jakob?

I'm gonna find him.

How?

An old friend.

Yo, what do you think?

¿Es una ilusión o es real?

It doesn't matter.

It's all about
how you choose to see it.

Shit. I told you I was right.

- I'm Leo.
- Santos.

Dom. What are you guys in for?

Driving while brown.

You see that?

Hairline crack in the fuel line.

Air gets in there,
you got a lean condition.

Lean condition?

Yeah! Yeah, Jakob!

That's what I'm talking about!

Who wants next?

I said, who wants next?!

I got next.

Dom.

Well, when'd you get out, man?

I said I got next.

Come on, Dom.

You don't want to race me
in Buddy's old Charger.

Car don't make the driver.

Here's how this goes.

You win...

you can come back home.

You lose...

you keep driving,
you don't stop,

you don't ever come back.

Ever.

What do you mean, Dom?

I know what you did.

The day we lost him, Dad kept
talking about a misfire.

Remember?

You were the last one
under his hood that day.

A minute later, he was gone.

Tell me why you killed Dad.

Now let's race.

Armed robbery in Echo Park.

- Fourth Street Bridge is open.
- Clear, clear, clear!

Ready?

Set.

Go.

Too soon.

No!

...and beating the shortstop.

Line drive over the head of Gonzalez

on the field for a base hit.

Up next...

Place still looks the same.

Just like your dad left it.

I'm looking for Jakob.

Can't help you, man.

I know you took Jakob in
after my father died.

The worst thing
you can do to a Toretto

is take away their family.

That's what you did to Jakob.

You've got people who love you,
count on you, care for you.

He ain't got no one.

You get in his way,
this ain't gonna end

until one of you guys
are in the ground.

I know you did
the best you could, Buddy.

But we both know he's about
to cause a lot of hurt.

I did my best
to take care of Jakob.

But I'm no Jack Toretto.

You've got to make peace
with the past if you...

...if you want hope
for the future.

He's in London.

That's all I know.

Dom.

I hope you find your peace.

The chance for peace died
that day on the track.

Arigato.

This place is a dead end.

Do you think Jakob could be
onto the Han connection?

If he has all the information
we do, probably.

I never told Dom...

I stayed in touch with him for
a while after what happened.

He was over at Buddy's
for about a year, and then...

he was gone with
a message not to follow.

But after he disappeared,
I was so desperate to find him

that I would've...
would've done anything.

I even broke into
a police archive,

but I didn't find anything.

You what?

You were like 16.

I did what I had to do.

Yeah.

How about you?

How are you doing?

It's a change of pace, huh?

Just as I was remembering...

...who I was,

everything changed.

It slowed down.

There's peace for me
in the chaos.

It's like I... I need to face
the world head-on or something

to feel alive.

Seeing Little Brian

hiding in a hole because
we had unexpected company...

...that got to me.

We never used to hide.

Hey, Dom's my brother, but you
will always be my sister.

Funny how we all have secrets.

What?

You got to be kidding me.

What is it?

Remember what Han used to say
about Tokyo?

You mean how
in all the old Westerns,

cowboys would make a run
for the border to get away

from the law,
how Tokyo was his...

Mexico.

No way.

She's ready to roll.

No. No!

No, Sean!

Tell me you are not modding

the quick disconnect valve
on the LOX line.

Hey, man, chill out.

All right? It's all good.

- That tweak just saved us 0.4 seconds.
- "All good"?

This isn't Top Gun, Maverick.

You don't follow
the rules here, you die.

Hey, come on.
That's a bit much.

When you know what too much
pressure in the LOX line

can do, come talk to me.

Till then, stay in your lane.

Yo, you're lucky
to even be in my lane.

In case you forgot,
I'm the one that figured out

how to let us build
rocket engines and get paid.

This whole thing was my idea.

So who are you gonna trust
with your brilliant idea,

this glorified mechanic...

or a rocket scientist?

Without me, you'd be
working at Jiffy Lube.

Guys, guys.

Look, it's all good.

Who cares about who did what?

Kind of hard for you
to do anything

when you pee your pants
every time you fly, Twinkie.

Did I hear that right?

You a runner
and you afraid of flying?

"Twinkie"?

So you must be
Ding Dong and Snoball.

- Right?
- Yo, uh...

I don't go by that name anymore.

You went by that name ever?

Like, ever?

I... That's-that's-that's...

- Hey! We're up.
- Oh, good.

Hey, fellas.

Y'all seen ten-second cars?

Well, say hello
to the two-second car.

Is that a Pontiac Fiero

strapped to a rocket engine?

Impressive, I know.

No.

No, that's not impressive.

Eyes up! Here it comes!
Let the race begin!

Plane's taking off!

Go, go, go, go!

Yes!

We did it!

Uh... I'm confused.

Y'all didn't actually
beat the jet.

It didn't explode.

- Yeah, or melt.
- Yeah.

She's still in one piece.

You mean "pieces"?

Hey, Jiffy Lube, next time,
will you listen to me?

Look, we heard y'all could
get us some wheels.

Preferably the kind
that don't explode.

Is that possible?

Well, the Honda dealership's
about 3,000 miles that way.

Dominic Toretto sent us.

Who's Dominic Toretto?

Hmm.

Nice necklace, Queenie.

Diamonds and emeralds
never looked so good.

Dominic Toretto.

The word on the street is
you got locked up.

Yeah, well, in and out,
you know.

When are they gonna learn?

Some birds can't be caged.

Are you looking for
one of me sons?

Not tonight.

You do the driving,
I'll cut you in for 15%.

My thieving days are over.

Mine ain't.

You coming?

I'm looking for someone.

Would've shown up in town
a little while ago.

A lot of guys,
a lot of resources.

Oh, yeah, yeah,
word did go round

on a crew that just turned up,
led by an American.

Yeah, he bought some arms
off a local seller.

Rumor had it he was into
something big up in Edinburgh.

Local seller, huh?

She wouldn't happen to be
wearing a stolen necklace,

- would she?
- He paid well.

What was I supposed to do?

This geezer was about
your height, actually.

Similar features.

Oh, bloody hell, he's not your
cousin or something, is he?

He's my brother.

Get the hand brake for me,
would you, darling?

Glad I'm not the only one with
a family full of eccentrics.

He offered payment
for something else.

You.

You know,
nothing's more powerful

than the love of family.

But you turn that
into anger and resentment,

nothing's more dangerous.

Dom?

Don't get yourself killed, okay?

You're my favorite American.

This is your kind of party,
isn't it, Dom?

Beautiful women, best cars,
best everything.

You know, best security, too.

I'm Otto.
I'm your brother's partner.

Well, fi-financier.

But, you know, my dad,
he's a dictator,

so we're not talking
regular people rich here.

No, no, no, no, no.

Everything you see here, I own.

These girls, if you want
to meet one of them,

maybe two, maybe three,

just let me know.
They're on the payroll.

I offer a bomb-ass dental plan,
too. Huh?

Where is Jakob?

He's inside.

The brother
you're looking for...

he's from an old life.

- He's long gone.
- All I see is the same

scared little kid
that killed our father.

That's your mistake.

The spy game...

this is my world.

So here's my offer.

It's the same one you gave me.

You leave.

Now.

You drive away,
and you never come back.

Ever.

A deal?

I showed you mercy!

And I won't show it
to you again.

Toretto.

Since my dad is head of state,

it makes me a foreign dignitary

and this place an embassy.

Which means you just trespassed

into my country
and attempted murder.

So, naturally, I called in
a little favor

with all my good friends
from Interpol.

You keep digging around
in the past, Dom,

you're not gonna like
what you find.

And here I thought my dad
was a pain in the ass.

But your family is
a train wreck.

Well, now that your brother's
finally out of the game,

it's time we go to Edinburgh.

Get the second piece, maybe
do a little sightseeing, huh?

Any news on the key?

Don't worry about it.
Our men are closing in.

One week from now, there won't
be a superpower in the world

can take a piss
without our permission.

One week from now,
your dad will be asking you

for an allowance.

I'd like that.

I'd like that.

Whew.

What's up?

- Well done, Leysa.
- Please.

If it wasn't for you, I'd still
be stealing gas in the D.R.

So Queenie treating you right?

Like a princesa.

I'm her number-one pick,
you know.

Cara's little sister done good.

Good?

You saw my fine ass
in that white dress.

You see how I been rocking shit?

All this crew,
this is mine. Huh?

I been around the world.

Oh, I almost forgot.

You might need this.

Your boy Jakob biometrics
are encoded to this gun.

You'll have no trouble
tracking him now.

Hey, Letty.

Yeah.

Come look at this.

What the hell?

Han never mentioned
a girl, not ever.

Letty, Mia!

Down, now!

You okay?

Welcome to Saint Giles'
Cathedral of Edinburgh.

The High Kirk has a history
stretching back over 900 years.

Renowned for
its stained glass windows,

you can see
the intricate craftsmanship...

We're a go.

Ramsey, talk to me.
What do we got?

I pulled Jakob's biometric
signature off the gun,

and the algorithm I've run says

Jakob's team is
right on top of us.

Anywhere between
80 and 100 meters.

80 meters?
That's a lot around here.

This whole area
seems pretty packed in.

So, we don't know

where the secret vault facility
Jakob is looking to hit is,

now, do we?

Wouldn't be a secret if we did.

You know what?

I'm starting to think
your little English accent

makes you sound smarter
than you are.

Man, can I point out
that a good old-fashioned

tracking chip would've put us

within like
six feet of this dude?

But, nah, instead,
we out here with biometrics

and facial recognition imaging.

Feels like we looking
for Where's Waldo

- in Harry Potter world.
- Yeah, uh,

strong argument there, Tej, but
tracking chips follow the chip.

Before we know it,
we'd be chasing some expensive

yet tacky jacket
to the dry cleaner's.

Biometrics, on the other hand,
are impossible to...

Wait.

Guys, okay, we have a problem.

Cameras are going down
all around us,

and my equipment is
freaking out.

What the hell, Jimmy?

Security alert.
Cameras are down.

Damn.

You see anything suspicious?

Uh, where do I start?

First of all, all of this
looks a little spooky.

I even seen
these two ladies walking

with George Washington wigs
on their head from the 1700s.

I feel like I'm in Transylvania
or some damn where.

Ramsey,
we're looking everywhere.

I just grew a new bunion.

This is hopeless.

What?

- You see that?
- See what?

The ears.

They got cauliflower ears.

They fight for a living.

- Don't worry about it.
- Roman.

Hey, man, I ordered
a pair of Crocs

three weeks ago,
and I'm still waiting!

Where are my shoes, man?!

Man, we really need
to work on your planning.

Hey, Dom, you should
get down to the cathedral.

Dumbass here just attacked
some delivery dudes

'cause he didn't like
their ears.

Wait, wait, wait.

H-How much did you say
you paid for that again?

You know silver
ain't magnetic, right?

You know what?
Sh... Just shut up.

Just shut up.

Ramsey, say we had
a big electromagnet

turned up right around here.

Wouldn't that disrupt
all electronic signals?

Including security systems.
That's it.

That's how Jakob's
getting into the vault.

Guys?

Guys?

Okay, we've got police
coming from all sides.

- The area's locking down.
- He ain't using roads.

I got eyes on Jakob.

I see Otto.

I'm gonna tail him.

He's heading towards
a blue Jaguar.

Okay, follow him.

Me? I can't.

Why not?

Okay, this is a bad time
to tell you this,

but I don't drive.

Okay? I never got my license.
I don't know how to drive.

And, you know, no one
really drives in London.

Okay? And that is not
my contribution to this group.

It's you or no one.

Shit.

Guys, come on, man.

I feel like,
between the six of us,

we can work this out, right?

Okay. I've got...

Ramsey, shut it off!

Shut it off!

Go, go, go!

Okay. Uh...

Brake is on the left,
accelerator right.

Oh.

Shit.

Hey!

Oh! Sorry!

Whoa!

Oh, no!

Move!

Hey, that was not my fault!

Okay, that one was my fault.

See?

What'd I tell you?

Not even a scratch.

Otto, sending you
new pickup location.

I've got it.
I'm headed to you now.

Otto, where are you?

Jakob, I'm there.
I don't see anybody.

It's because you're
on the wrong street.

That's my car, pal!

Dom!

Go!

Damn it.

You're a natural.

Of course I am.

Okay, listen up!

I want 50 of the best men!
I want guns!

I want wheels, freaking
X-wing fighters... I don't care!

The Millennium Falcon,

Chewbacca if you can
get ahold of him.

Money's no object. Go.

Go!

What?

What's so funny?

I...

I was thinking,
if this was a movie,

this would be the moment

where the villain has
an unexpected setback,

overcompensates without
thinking it through

and gets crushed
by the good guys.

No offense, but you have
no idea what we're about to do.

And for the record,
we're the good guys.

Me?
I'm Luke freaking Skywalker.

Are you sure about that?

I mean, I get
the daddy issues, but...

Look at what you've built.

Really? Luke?

You're right.

No, I'm more of a Han Solo.

No.

You're Yoda.

- Yoda?
- Mm-hmm.

No. The little green guy?

- Yeah.
- No.

Ah, shit, I'll take it.

Because he's
a powerful Jedi, right?

No.

Yoda's a puppet.

With someone's hand up his ass.

So what now, Dom?

No one outruns their past.

And yours just caught up to you.

Man.

There is
literally zero industrial

or weapons-grade electromagnets
I can find

that are this powerful.

Look at the pull strength
level here.

- It's crazy.
- Yeah.

Wait, watch this.

Every time. I can't believe it.

What are you doing, bruh?

I'm hungry.

- Hey, guys.
- Oh, damn.

Surprise.

Nice clubhouse.

'Sup, man?

Nice to meet you.

So you got my postcard, huh?

I'm just still
trying to figure out...

How are you still alive?

Well, after Gisele died...

I didn't know what to do.

I was aimless.

- Lost.
- Absolutely.

But can you get
to the part where

the car exploded
and you're still alive?

- Like, I'm trying to...
- Roman, can you...

can you just be quiet
for one minute?

We made plans.

We had dreams.

So what's our next adventure
after this?

How about...
we stay in one place?

- Where you thinking?
- Tokyo.

We always talk about Tokyo.

Tokyo it is.

You know, it's funny,
Gisele led me there,

and I wasn't even
looking for it.

But it became home.

Then one day,
Mr. Nobody came calling.

I worked with Gisele.

Back when I was a CIA operative

running the drug trade
in Central America.

The good old days.

Gisele was my best.

You can lose an asset
at any time.

Bullet, knife, wire.

But I never thought
I'd lose her...

to love.

What do you want?

I'm offering you a job, Han.

Here, in Tokyo.

Why me?

'Cause I saw your work
with Gisele.

I saw that she trusted you.

And that means I can trust you.

And that is very rare
in this line of work.

And all I knew
was that I had to steal

some tech from the home
of a scientist couple.

But as usual...

Mr. Nobody didn't
tell me everything.

In fact, he left out
the most important part.

I was 11.

My parents would take me
to the movies on Saturdays

if I tried hard in school
during the week.

I was so excited to go

I forgot my raincoat,
so I went back in.

At first, I didn't see it.

By the time
I looked out the window...

Mom and Dad were gone.

Turns out
I wasn't the only one

looking for this thing.

Get down!

Han saved me.

Wouldn't leave me behind.

He knew I'd always be a target,
so he taught me how to survive.

We became a family.

"Always be a target"?

Why?

'Cause she is the key.

Everybody's been looking
for a thing.

It was a person all along.

My parents didn't want

Project Aries to fall
into the wrong hands,

so they locked it with their
own DNA, something we share.

And then, one day,
Mr. Nobody gave me the heads-up

that one of his best agents
went rogue.

So when Deckard Shaw
came calling,

we used it as cover.

But you got killed
in a car crash, Han.

Mr. Nobody had a way
of making things look real.

Pretty nifty magic trick.

Yeah, I've done better.

Now for the hard part.

Keeping you dead.

My death...

Became the best way
to stay alive.

- What's happening?
- It's some kind of

hidden subroutine
the system follows.

That's it, right there.

Yeah, nobody moves...

everybody lives.

Jakob.

I'm sorry, Mia.

I was the rogue agent.

Me.

Dom, you ever think about
how Mr. Nobody found you?

Think he just dropped
out of the sky and chose you?

I ran missions with Mr. Nobody
out of this place for years.

I've been looking for that key
for a long time, Dom.

And you just handed her over.

I told you.

This is my world.

Got it.

Got a lot of guys here.

You trust 'em?

Trust this.

You know the only good thing
to come from Dad dying?

If he hadn't, I'd have spent
my entire life in your shadow.

And now you're gonna spend the
rest of yours living in mine.

Only good thing
about Dad dying...

was he didn't have to watch
what you became.

You never deserved
the Toretto name.

You think you knew Dad, huh?

What, 'cause you were his
favorite? You don't know shit!

Okay?

You want the truth?

Dad died 'cause he was trying
to throw that race.

We were in deep debt.

'Cause of how he felt about you,

he had to ask me for help.

How was I supposed to know
that car was gonna blow?

A good son would've said no.

And a real brother
would've come to me.

Come to you?

He made me promise
you would never find out.

And through all of it...

...I kept that promise.

The girl comes with me.

Jakob!

I will stop you.

And that's my promise.

Hey!

Sue. Sue. Ah.

Come on. Come on.

Down!

Go! Go!

Come on!

This way!

I'm always here.

Tell him.

No...!

No!

No!

Dom.

Tell me what you see, son.

See, cars like this
are immortal.

'70 Chargers are
designed so well

that if you take care of 'em,
they'll run for 100 years.

Immortal?

Just like a family, Dom.

Build it right,
you take care of it...

...it'll live beyond you.

Daddy.

Little B.

When are you coming home?

Com...

No. You know I'm good for it.
I promise I'll deliver.

I'm telling you,
I got intermittent miss.

- Last two laps.
- On it!

Get those plug wires!

Jakob! Now.

You're good!

No!

You came to me, Letty.

None of it is worth a thing
if I lose you.

Do you hear me?

Is this who we are?

Yeah.

From here, things move quickly.

Jakob has all the pieces
he needs.

Once he activates Aries,

all he needs to do is
send the signal global.

And then there's
no stopping him, ever.

He'll have to launch
some kind of pirate satellite,

something that'll act
as an amplifier,

infecting other satellites
in orbit one by one.

So we find him, stop him,
and then we get Elle back.

Our odds are zero here, Han.

Satellite equipment is
easy enough to track,

but we're not gonna
beat Jakob to a launch.

Which gives us
a two-target problem:

Jakob on the ground...

With his own private army.

- And the satellite.
- Which can't be hacked.

Not remotely.
We'd have to do it physically,

50 miles above ground while
the satellite is in orbit.

Orbit?

We need help.

Otherwise, we have no chance.

We do it ourselves.

It's where we've been
that got us this far.

No. No, no, no, no, no.

Do y'all not understand?

Clearly, y'all don't.

Because if you did,
you'd be pissing your pants

like a normal person.

Orbit.

That's outer space.

That's another level.

What we gonna do?
Hijack a space shuttle?

Put rockets on our backs?

That's exactly
what we're gonna do.

What?

There goes my father's
diplomatic ties

with Eastern Europe.

This place is
going to be crawling

with every cop in the city.

Time to get the hell
out of here.

Keep her close.

It's activated.

As soon as the satellite
reaches orbit,

we start the uplink.

Ah, damn.

What?

You see that?

We can't have
an air leak, man.

Are you really patching
yourself up with duct tape?

Yes.

I don't know
if you noticed or not,

but this whole operation is
Band-Aids and duct tape.

Man, this is insane.

We are headed to outer space.

You acting like
we on our way to Home Depot.

This is ridiculous, man.

I'm about to abort
this whole mission

and take my Black ass home.

We're literally gonna be
in a perpetual freefall.

Freefall?

What does that even mean?

Roman, it means
numbers don't lie.

As long as we obey
the laws of physics,

then we'll be fine, okay?

It's just all math and science.

I knew I should've listened
to my teachers.

Four minutes to launch.

You fellas good to go?

Yeah, we just up here putting
a bunch of duct tape on shit.

You know, that's what Tej do.

Man, please hurry up so I can
stop hearing his damn mouth.

- Yes, we're good to go.
- We're not good.

This is the same car
that we watched

do a test run and explode.

- This is not smart, Tej.
- Don't worry, man.

With my ceramic polymer coating,
you're gonna be just fine.

You're 100% fireproof.

Exactly.

All eight thrusters

fully functional.

Hey, please don't tell me

you're still running
launch simulations.

Virgin Galactic launched
at 36,000 feet.

The space shuttle tests
around 50,000 feet.

Our last test run
with this load means

we'll have to go higher...
way higher!

If we don't get them
high enough,

these guys are gonna be
pancakes at IHOP

before the coffee
even gets to the table.

Hey!

We can still hear you!

Don't worry, guys. We got this.

We do got this, right?

I've run thermal imaging.
Elle's in the armory truck.

And I've got a lock
on the Aries signal.

It's coming from
the beast up ahead.

We need to get in there
to deactivate it

by the time Roman and Tej
are in position.

Ramsey, power us up.

Satellite is in low orbit.

Begin.

All right,
we're passing 50,000 feet!

Time to get ready, boys.

What we supposed to be doing

with these old-ass suits

that ain't been used
since World War I?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Astronauts "R" Us was closed
for shopping today.

Listen, these suits are
just like space suits.

They both account
for pressure differential.

Only thing is we may

blow up like balloons
just a little bit.

- That's the only difference.
- What?

We just hit
the launch altitude.

- You guys ready for a five count?
- No, man!

I'm barely ready to go scuba
diving in this old-ass thing.

Don't listen to him. We ready!

- "We"?
- Yes, I said "we"!

I thought you was invincible.

Let's see how invincible
your Black ass is after this.

- Punch it!
- No! Tej!

Oh, my God!
I don't want to die!

Ignition!

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

We're in outer space!

Told you numbers don't lie.

This is crazy, bro!

Man, how much candy did you eat?

Well, I-I... I eat candy
when I get nervous.

I thought you said
you took care of this.

Yeah. Hey.

You take them back to the
freaking junkyard right now!

All right, Han, Mia, you're up!

Now.

Letty.

Han!

Not all of us.

Now, the satellite we looking
for should be somewhere...

There.

Right there. You see it?

Got it.

Tell me you know
how to work the thrusters.

Tej, numbers is
what you do, right?

Driving is what I do.

Two dudes from the ghetto...
outer space.

You know ain't nobody
gonna believe us, right?

You're right.

Something's wrong with
the satellite array.

It's, uh, interfering
with the uplink.

I'll handle it.

Han?

Grab the wheel.

Something's up.

I think I can link
into their feed.

- Something you want to tell me, Otto?
- My bad.

Satellite uplink is
actually going splendid.

Oh, and by the way,
I have a new business partner.

Maybe you know her.

Guess who's
out of the box, Jakob.

But I did try to warn you.

You were never my competition.

- Otto, there's something you should know.
- Yeah, go on.

- Lay it on me, dude.
- You're a spoiled rich prick,

- and I'm gonna kill you.
- Oh, man, I am so sorry.

No one told you, huh?

Spoiled rich pricks
run the world.

Come on. Come on!

Go.

- What's happening?
- Uh, well,

we appear to have lost
our escort and Jakob.

And, well, Dom is making things

a little bit difficult here,
but it's fine.

Really, it's peachy.
Don't worry, don't worry.

I'll finish this myself.

All right, let's see
what that beast is made of.

You ready, Elle?

Crank it.

If we can't break through,
we stop it.

Guys, that thing is
not slowing down

and the download's almost done.

Dom, we don't get
out of here now, we're dead.

Letty, drop back and line up
with the front tires.

What?

If we can't slow it
and we can't punch through,

we flip it
and we hit the underside.

Goddamn it!
Why do I have to say this?

Flatten these clowns!

- Letty, the wires.
- You read my mind.

Han, get in front of me.

Dom, I can't get to you.

But I can.

All right,
the satellite is in range.

Let's power up these magnets
and fry it.

All right, take our time.

Okay. All right.

- Tej!
- Hold on. Come on, baby.

Power up. Power up.

Shit.

- Shit, shit, shit.
- What?

Talk to me. What's going on?

The pressure of the launch...
it must have jammed the cables

to the power source.

Damn it, how did I
not think of that?

Guys, where are you?

The upload is almost complete.

Why don't you just kill it?

Let's smash it.
Let's run it over, right?

No. If we crash into that
satellite, we'll probably die.

And even if we don't,

the fuel that it would take
to smash it...

we'd be stuck out here forever.

You got to have faith, bro.

Faith? Faith is not numbers.

You know what, Tej?

You're probably right.

We're not invincible.

We probably just been lucky
this whole time.

This might be it.

But you know what?

If we're gonna go out...

...let's go out
on top of the world.

Guys,
what's happening up there?

We've got seconds left.

Let's do it.

Let's go.

Five, four, three,

two, one.

We did it.

We did it!

Let's go.

Yes!

Shit.

Not bad, man.

Not bad at all.

Hold on!

Dom!

Yes!

Got to be kidding me.

Shit!

Think these belong to you.

There's gonna be a lot of
people coming after you, Jake.

Yeah.

This is the world I chose, Dom.

You know, Dad wasn't perfect.

And he loved us all the same.

Someone once gave me
a ten-second car...

as a second chance.

I owe you that, little brother.

I lost you once.

Don't let that
happen again, okay?

We come in peace!

Hey!

This was the last place
I saw your grandfather.

This is where he raced.

Did you race here, too, Daddy?

No.

But I'll tell you something.

Everything I needed
to know about life,

I learned on this track.

You did?

I did.

It's all gonna be okay, Jakob.

We got some rough times ahead...

...but it's gonna be okay.

'Cause we're family.

- Fellas.
- Hey.

What?

No way.

What's going on?

I couldn't believe it
when I heard you were alive.

It's a long story.

But for now, let's just
enjoy the moment, huh?

Guys, this is Elle.

Hey, Elle. I'm Sean.

Just call me T.

- I'm Earl.
- Nice to meet you.

Mia.

Hi. Nice to finally meet you.

- Hey, guys.
- Mm. - Hey.

How much longer on this food?

Like, I'm-I'm...
I'm ready to eat now.

I've been eating space food
for weeks.

Oh. So Tootsie Rolls
are space food?

'Cause that's all you ate.

It was fat free, bruh.

Snickers and Twix
fat free, too?

- My forehead hungry.
- Yeah, okay.

- I'll see you later.
- Y-Your forehead is overweight.

Oh!

You drive just like your dad.

- I do?
- Mm-hmm.

Do you know, this is...

this is where I met your mom
for the first time.

Right there.

She's watching over you
from heaven.

- She is?
- Mm-hmm.

I think Daddy has
a question for you.

You ready to say grace, kid?

But I don't know what to say.

Oh, it's easy.

Just say whatever's
in your heart.

You ready?

- Mm-hmm.
- Come on.

Hey, guys.

Hey.

Little Brian's ready
to say grace with us.

- Uh-huh.
- Nice.

Now, hold on.

There's still an empty chair.

He's on the way.

Thank you.

Please.

I tell you where the drive is,
the plans we stole.

I tell you where it is.

You mean this drive?

These plans?

But you already got it.

Yes, mate.

How else do you think
I stay in this good of shape?

Don't go anywhere.

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