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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,942 --> 00:00:10,922 Previously on Californication: 2 00:00:11,077 --> 00:00:13,278 The missus caught me eating one of her chocolate bars... 3 00:00:13,413 --> 00:00:14,915 out of the cleaning lady's vagina. 4 00:00:15,081 --> 00:00:18,688 - Hello, darling. - You fucking fuck-face! 5 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:21,423 I would like you to meet the poet and philosopher... 6 00:00:21,588 --> 00:00:23,795 - Holy shit, that's Marilyn Manson. - ...Marilyn Manson. 7 00:00:23,957 --> 00:00:26,563 We're talking about doing a duet together, 8 00:00:26,726 --> 00:00:29,263 Maybe a tour of the States. That'd be really something. 9 00:00:29,596 --> 00:00:31,371 I'm just here for the narcotics. 10 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:33,943 - We're getting married! - The Runkles! 11 00:00:34,100 --> 00:00:37,604 I'll fucking marry you fuckers. On the stage at the Greek! 12 00:00:37,771 --> 00:00:38,841 Fuck, yeah. Why not? 13 00:00:39,005 --> 00:00:41,315 - You guys are coming on tour, right? - What? 14 00:00:41,474 --> 00:00:43,420 We gotta keep writing this musical. 15 00:00:43,576 --> 00:00:46,648 If we're not together, I don't expect you to have taken some vow of celibacy. 16 00:00:46,813 --> 00:00:49,123 You want me not to see anybody else, just say the word. 17 00:00:49,282 --> 00:00:53,458 I've decided to go abroad for an indeterminate amount of time. 18 00:00:53,620 --> 00:00:56,760 I want to make a literary pilgrimage. 19 00:00:57,357 --> 00:01:00,634 Watching her go, I don't know, it feels like the end of something. 20 00:01:00,794 --> 00:01:04,571 Makes you wonder if she was the only thing that was still keeping us together. 21 00:01:14,607 --> 00:01:17,213 How can you even debate this shit? 22 00:01:17,377 --> 00:01:19,584 Go. Hit the road. 23 00:01:19,779 --> 00:01:22,453 - Don't look back, you fucking ninny. - Yeah, right. 24 00:01:22,615 --> 00:01:23,976 - What if...? - "What if, what if?" 25 00:01:23,983 --> 00:01:25,985 You've lived your entire adult life according to "what if." 26 00:01:26,152 --> 00:01:28,860 What if the one you think is the one is not really the one? 27 00:01:29,022 --> 00:01:31,263 Well, what if you shut your fucking pie hole... 28 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:32,960 and pour me another drink? 29 00:01:33,126 --> 00:01:34,298 You came to see me. 30 00:01:34,894 --> 00:01:37,067 Yeah, but I can't help where my dreams take me. 31 00:01:37,230 --> 00:01:40,336 Yeah, but what you dream about when you get there... 32 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:41,843 that says a lot. 33 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:47,148 What the fuck is wrong with that, I ask? 34 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:49,017 Nothing. 35 00:01:49,209 --> 00:01:50,347 She's pretty amazing, 36 00:01:50,510 --> 00:01:52,490 And in some ways, she's perfect for me. 37 00:01:52,645 --> 00:01:55,251 It's your eternal dilemma, isn't it? 38 00:01:55,582 --> 00:01:57,562 Home sweet home versus the wild call... 39 00:01:57,717 --> 00:02:00,357 - ...of the world outside your door. - Yeah. 40 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:03,160 We know which way you chose, and you died to regret it. 41 00:02:03,323 --> 00:02:05,428 Says who? It's not even me talking. 42 00:02:05,592 --> 00:02:07,765 You know that. I just ask the questions. 43 00:02:07,994 --> 00:02:10,440 Why are you so afraid to give up and let go? 44 00:02:11,431 --> 00:02:13,172 It's okay, Hank. 45 00:02:13,366 --> 00:02:16,347 We tried and we failed. 46 00:02:16,870 --> 00:02:18,543 It's not the end of the world. 47 00:02:18,705 --> 00:02:21,515 But if I gave up on us, what would I have left? 48 00:02:22,442 --> 00:02:24,353 The rest of your life. 49 00:02:24,511 --> 00:02:25,854 Hank? 50 00:02:27,947 --> 00:02:29,449 You okay? 51 00:02:31,451 --> 00:02:32,521 Just a wet dream. 52 00:02:33,486 --> 00:02:36,729 And why on earth are you packing so early? 53 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:40,099 Well, first of all, it's noon. 54 00:02:40,260 --> 00:02:44,572 And second, I'm still leaving after the show tonight. 55 00:02:45,965 --> 00:02:48,411 Which brings us to the real question... 56 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:51,075 should I be packing for two? 57 00:02:51,471 --> 00:02:53,314 Because I am pretty sure I could fit... 58 00:02:53,473 --> 00:02:57,285 a multitude of black T-shirts and jeans in... 59 00:03:02,815 --> 00:03:08,128 Or I could be possibly persuaded to come back to bed... 60 00:03:08,288 --> 00:03:10,894 postpone packing. 61 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:15,139 Be more persuasive. 62 00:03:15,328 --> 00:03:17,569 Are you pushing my head down? Oh, my God. 63 00:03:17,730 --> 00:03:19,198 Just a little bit. 64 00:04:10,817 --> 00:04:12,592 - Pull it in! - I'm trying. 65 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:15,362 It's okay. All right, Get the dress on, though. 66 00:04:15,521 --> 00:04:18,331 And I'm hard. 67 00:04:18,524 --> 00:04:19,559 Thanks, Hanky. 68 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:23,436 Let me check. You're a liar. 69 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:26,076 - And I love you for it. - That's hardly appropriate. 70 00:04:26,232 --> 00:04:27,870 - Sorry, MILF-y Smurf. - It's okay. 71 00:04:28,034 --> 00:04:29,809 She's not married yet. 72 00:04:29,951 --> 00:04:31,512 You sure you wanna go through with this? 73 00:04:31,537 --> 00:04:34,643 - Why are you trying to talk her out of it? - Why you be trying to talk me out of it? 74 00:04:34,807 --> 00:04:37,754 Charlie and Marcy Runkle are the Fred and Ethel Mertz... 75 00:04:37,910 --> 00:04:40,015 of our time. They belongs together. 76 00:04:40,179 --> 00:04:42,181 That's right, And if you'll excuse me... 77 00:04:42,348 --> 00:04:45,352 Ethel has to make yellow while Lucy and Ricky... 78 00:04:45,518 --> 00:04:48,362 discuss their issues and whatnot. 79 00:04:50,723 --> 00:04:53,363 So I have a chance to go with Atticus on the road. 80 00:04:53,693 --> 00:04:56,674 - And? - And I thought maybe... 81 00:04:57,330 --> 00:04:58,866 you would wanna talk about it. 82 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:01,672 - Fuck, I don't know. - I shouldn't factor into your decision. 83 00:05:01,834 --> 00:05:03,404 Yeah, but you do. You always do. 84 00:05:03,569 --> 00:05:05,879 Well, Hank, what do you want me to do? 85 00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:10,715 I mean, say, "Oh, please stay. 86 00:05:10,877 --> 00:05:12,413 Let's live happily ever after"? 87 00:05:12,578 --> 00:05:14,455 I can't do that. You want my permission? 88 00:05:14,614 --> 00:05:16,252 I mean, you're a big boy. 89 00:05:16,416 --> 00:05:19,056 You're gonna make your own decision about it anyways. 90 00:05:19,218 --> 00:05:22,563 Besides, I thought you were in a relationship with someone. 91 00:05:22,722 --> 00:05:25,862 Oh, I wouldn't... I mean, I... 92 00:05:26,025 --> 00:05:30,064 Maybe that's what's good for you. Like, a non-relationship relationship. 93 00:05:30,229 --> 00:05:33,676 Because you have a hard time functioning within the confines... 94 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:34,937 of a traditional one. 95 00:05:35,101 --> 00:05:38,708 Well, there was never anything traditional about us. 96 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,216 Have you heard from our literary pilgrim? 97 00:05:41,374 --> 00:05:44,787 No, only what she puts up on Instagram. 98 00:05:46,446 --> 00:05:48,119 What's Instagram? 99 00:05:48,281 --> 00:05:51,490 Okay, you guys work your shit out? 100 00:05:52,952 --> 00:05:54,863 You back together? 101 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:57,524 I guess not. Okay, here's the deal. 102 00:05:57,690 --> 00:06:00,728 Me and C.W. Runks are gonna do this thing. 103 00:06:00,893 --> 00:06:02,429 - And you know why? - No, why? 104 00:06:02,595 --> 00:06:04,768 Because we're gonna be fucking happy. 105 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:05,966 And you know why? 106 00:06:06,132 --> 00:06:07,475 - Why? - Because it's better... 107 00:06:07,633 --> 00:06:10,876 than being fucking miserable all the time. 108 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:12,641 This whole time we've been here... 109 00:06:12,805 --> 00:06:15,786 it's been like a midlife crisis roller coaster ride. 110 00:06:15,975 --> 00:06:17,613 And it's fucking over. 111 00:06:17,777 --> 00:06:19,120 - Okay. Good. - Now. 112 00:06:19,278 --> 00:06:22,521 So let's all just live happily ever after. 113 00:06:22,715 --> 00:06:24,217 Good? Good? 114 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,660 It's settled? Good. 115 00:06:37,263 --> 00:06:38,333 What's going on? 116 00:06:38,498 --> 00:06:41,274 Atticus had to sell the plane to fund the tour. 117 00:06:41,434 --> 00:06:44,415 The record company ain't giving him the kind of support they used to. 118 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:46,675 And no thanks to that nut-job missus of his... 119 00:06:46,839 --> 00:06:49,513 he's having some serious cash flow problems. 120 00:06:49,675 --> 00:06:51,177 We're back to touring by bus. 121 00:06:51,344 --> 00:06:53,585 - Where is that fucking ginger? - In the bedroom. 122 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:55,726 He wants to talk to someone who understands... 123 00:06:55,882 --> 00:06:57,589 what it's like to live with heartbreak. 124 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:59,787 I told him I got lots of experience... 125 00:06:59,952 --> 00:07:02,262 but, no, he doesn't care. He wants you. 126 00:07:04,457 --> 00:07:05,868 Hey, Atticus. 127 00:07:06,526 --> 00:07:07,869 What's up, rock star? 128 00:07:08,027 --> 00:07:10,007 I can't do the gig tonight, Hank. 129 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:12,770 Why is that? 130 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:15,872 I went home this morning, and got down on bended knee... 131 00:07:16,035 --> 00:07:17,878 and asked Natalie to take me back... 132 00:07:18,037 --> 00:07:19,607 and she told me to fuck off. 133 00:07:20,039 --> 00:07:21,712 I think she's really done with me... 134 00:07:21,874 --> 00:07:25,185 which is understandable, given my behavior... 135 00:07:25,344 --> 00:07:29,224 but I've never done an opening night without a good luck kiss from her. 136 00:07:29,649 --> 00:07:31,450 Back in the early days, she used to give me... 137 00:07:31,484 --> 00:07:35,330 this really comprehensive blowjob, like, balls and all, you know? 138 00:07:35,488 --> 00:07:37,729 Although I was usually too wired to come. 139 00:07:37,890 --> 00:07:39,927 That is a... That's a cute story, buddy... 140 00:07:40,092 --> 00:07:42,800 but I'm afraid the big rock show must go on. 141 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:47,976 But I haven't been on a bus in well over 10 years. 142 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:50,876 It's so embarrassingly bargain basement. 143 00:07:51,070 --> 00:07:52,743 Are you kidding? That bus out there? 144 00:07:52,905 --> 00:07:54,976 That's beautiful, that bus. 145 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:56,779 - Really? Do you like it? - I love it. 146 00:07:56,943 --> 00:07:58,650 It's badass, are you kidding? 147 00:07:58,811 --> 00:08:00,222 - You think it's cool? - So cool. 148 00:08:00,379 --> 00:08:01,881 It's like a land airplane. 149 00:08:02,048 --> 00:08:04,426 It's... It's gas-friendly, eco-fr... 150 00:08:04,617 --> 00:08:07,223 You'll probably get an award for that shit. 151 00:08:08,354 --> 00:08:10,994 - How do you do it, Hank? - Do what? 152 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:15,503 The woman that you love is out there, and you know you can't have her. 153 00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:18,642 How do you even get up in the morning? 154 00:08:18,798 --> 00:08:22,268 Well, booze is always helpful. 155 00:08:22,902 --> 00:08:24,813 And so is the art. 156 00:08:24,971 --> 00:08:26,609 You know? Everything that I write... 157 00:08:26,806 --> 00:08:31,585 is either for her or about her, so I'm with her... 158 00:08:31,744 --> 00:08:35,351 even when I'm not, in my writing. 159 00:08:37,149 --> 00:08:38,992 That's very moving, Hank. 160 00:08:40,419 --> 00:08:43,332 - Do... Don't cry. - Why? 161 00:08:43,489 --> 00:08:46,493 It's unbecoming. 162 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:49,935 But you said something moving. Why shouldn't I cry? 163 00:08:50,096 --> 00:08:51,734 What about your Aussie blokiness... 164 00:08:51,898 --> 00:08:55,209 and the British stiff upper lip? Or whatever the fuck you are? 165 00:08:55,902 --> 00:08:58,246 I think you should come on tour with me, Hank. 166 00:08:58,404 --> 00:09:01,817 I feel like if we finish our masterpiece... 167 00:09:02,008 --> 00:09:04,784 our rock opera about love... 168 00:09:05,978 --> 00:09:08,788 maybe we'll both end up with the girl. 169 00:09:10,316 --> 00:09:12,318 I'll think about it. 170 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:17,098 In the meantime... 171 00:09:17,256 --> 00:09:19,463 are you ready to rock out with your cock out? 172 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:42,621 You gotta admit, this is pretty cool. 173 00:09:42,782 --> 00:09:44,989 It's like Disneyland every day. 174 00:09:45,151 --> 00:09:48,257 Yeah, without the morbidly obese riding around on scooters. 175 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:51,163 Even the concept of time is different, you know? 176 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:53,201 - Yeah. - It's rock and roll... 177 00:09:53,359 --> 00:09:55,532 fucking summer camp forever. 178 00:09:55,728 --> 00:09:57,867 Well, it's gotta end at some point, doesn't it? 179 00:09:58,030 --> 00:09:59,509 Says who? 180 00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:02,773 All roads lead back home eventually. 181 00:10:03,636 --> 00:10:04,910 Sounds like a country song. 182 00:10:05,304 --> 00:10:07,284 - Really? I mean... - Hey. 183 00:10:07,473 --> 00:10:09,146 You're Faith, right? 184 00:10:09,308 --> 00:10:11,254 Yep, that's me. 185 00:10:11,410 --> 00:10:15,119 I'm Vince from Mysstery. Two S's. 186 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:19,093 - We're opening the show tonight. - Well, hey, Vince from Mysstery... 187 00:10:19,251 --> 00:10:21,162 with two S's. Good luck up there. 188 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:22,355 Cool. Thanks. 189 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:25,769 Wondering if maybe you wanna come hang on our bus. 190 00:10:25,925 --> 00:10:27,563 It's the one that says "cat club." 191 00:10:27,994 --> 00:10:30,838 We call it that because if chicks wanna come on... 192 00:10:30,997 --> 00:10:33,477 we ask them to pee in this litter box by the front door. 193 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:37,206 See, this way we know for sure that they're willing to party. 194 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:39,372 Well, I'm free. I got a full bladder. 195 00:10:39,538 --> 00:10:43,384 I don't think you'd have to do that, because you're pretty famous and all. 196 00:10:43,876 --> 00:10:46,584 Thanks for the preferential treatment and all, Vince, but... 197 00:10:46,746 --> 00:10:49,556 What? We're not big enough for the legendary Faith? 198 00:10:49,715 --> 00:10:51,319 No, no, it's not like that at all. 199 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:54,124 But if you're gonna be a dick about it, I can come clean. 200 00:10:54,286 --> 00:10:56,562 You're not that talented. I've heard your album... 201 00:10:56,722 --> 00:10:58,565 and it's really shitty mall metal... 202 00:10:58,724 --> 00:11:00,431 so if I were you, I'd quit now... 203 00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:03,233 and maybe Hot Topic will hire you back for the summer. 204 00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:05,207 You are kind of a bitch. 205 00:11:05,364 --> 00:11:06,843 Hey, watch your manners, son. 206 00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:09,570 - That's no way to talk to a lady. - Fuck off, Dad. 207 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:13,705 You know what this calls for. Titty twister! 208 00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:36,797 Good evening, Los Angeles. 209 00:11:36,962 --> 00:11:38,441 You wanted the best? 210 00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:42,573 Well, they got stuck in traffic coming up the fucking hill. 211 00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:45,375 From London, England, by way of Mars... 212 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,518 the Bacardi Concert Series presents... 213 00:11:47,673 --> 00:11:50,654 Atticus fucking Fetch! 214 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:17,504 Good luck out there. 215 00:12:18,337 --> 00:12:20,214 Not that you need it. 216 00:12:20,372 --> 00:12:22,750 You are a fucking rock star. 217 00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:33,152 It's along way from church, huh? 218 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:34,382 Are you kidding me? 219 00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:05,184 Do you, bald fucking wanker... 220 00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:08,881 take this sexy, little tree stump... 221 00:14:09,381 --> 00:14:12,328 to be your immortal beloved? 222 00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:16,255 I most certainly do... do. 223 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:17,891 You do! 224 00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:22,364 Right. And do you, delicious, little spinner... 225 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:25,301 with whom I have shared a sexual encounter... 226 00:14:25,464 --> 00:14:28,343 which will sustain me well into my golden years... 227 00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:30,275 - ...take this... - Not really. 228 00:14:30,436 --> 00:14:33,349 Sweaty, hairless pinhead... 229 00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:37,476 to be the very last sexual partner of your entire life? 230 00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:38,951 Jesus. 231 00:14:39,111 --> 00:14:40,954 Don't do it! 232 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,786 Well, when you put it like that... 233 00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:47,988 Let's do's it. I do's it. 234 00:14:52,091 --> 00:14:53,729 Good. 235 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,601 An ovation. Stick it on there, dude. 236 00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:02,443 By the power vested in me... 237 00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:05,810 by the Sun Kil Moon Ministry of northern California... 238 00:15:05,971 --> 00:15:09,145 I now pronounce you wife and early man! 239 00:15:11,777 --> 00:15:14,417 - I want a kiss! - I want some! 240 00:15:16,548 --> 00:15:18,050 You have a little... 241 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,057 While we're here, does anyone else feel like... 242 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:25,999 getting wedded on this glorious, glorious L.A. evening? 243 00:15:26,158 --> 00:15:28,729 Anyone? Anyone? 244 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,464 Me! 245 00:15:30,629 --> 00:15:32,336 Anyone? 246 00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:34,738 Karen. 247 00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:46,688 Karen, be with me. 248 00:15:46,845 --> 00:15:48,950 Spend the rest of your life with this fool... 249 00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:53,494 and this fool will spend the rest of his life making sure you don't regret it. 250 00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:58,035 - What do you say, baby? - Yeah! Say yes! 251 00:15:58,190 --> 00:15:59,692 Will you be my wife? 252 00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:09,075 No? Nobody? 253 00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:11,371 Really? 254 00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:19,846 No? Then get the fuck off my stage. Be gone, all of you. 255 00:16:23,182 --> 00:16:25,719 I wrote this next song for my wife Natalie... 256 00:16:25,884 --> 00:16:28,922 in the hope that she'd forgive me. 257 00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:33,230 Although, if she did, I'd probably just bugger it up all over again. 258 00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:38,068 Tonight, I'm gonna play it for my friend and collaborator, Hank Moody... 259 00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:42,110 who knows a thing or two about heartbreak himself. 260 00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:36,364 Wait, you look familiar. 261 00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:38,433 Hank Moody. 262 00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:39,625 - Come on. - Manson. 263 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:42,170 Thank you for coming to my motherfucking show. 264 00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:43,806 Hi, Brian. 265 00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:46,266 Actually, I'm surprised that you came. 266 00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:49,140 I just want to make it clear, I was just fucking with you. 267 00:17:49,301 --> 00:17:52,282 I would not give drugs to your daughter. 268 00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:54,179 Because I need them for later. 269 00:17:54,339 --> 00:17:55,943 - How is the kid? - She's great. 270 00:17:56,108 --> 00:17:58,384 Good. Would you get her to send me the picture... 271 00:17:58,544 --> 00:18:00,455 - ...of me tea-bagging Atticus? - I will do. 272 00:18:00,612 --> 00:18:02,717 - I wanna put that on my Facebook. - Will do. 273 00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:07,059 And if you guys aren't together, I would pee in your butt. 274 00:18:07,219 --> 00:18:09,096 - Drink, please. - What? 275 00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:12,465 It's... it's... It's Becca. 276 00:18:12,624 --> 00:18:15,070 - Hey, sweetie. - Hi, Dad! 277 00:18:15,227 --> 00:18:19,141 - How's the road treating you? - It's so beautiful out here, Dad. 278 00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:21,278 I'm having the time of my life. 279 00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,674 And tomorrow, we leave for Europe. 280 00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:25,372 Glad to hear it. 281 00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:27,748 Are you happy, Dad? 282 00:18:27,906 --> 00:18:31,115 That... That... That's a loaded question. 283 00:18:31,343 --> 00:18:34,586 I was just thinking about what I want for all the people in my life... 284 00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:37,226 and I realized that I just want you to be happy. 285 00:18:38,016 --> 00:18:41,190 I want to see you smile and know you mean it. 286 00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:45,602 - Are you high right now? - Significantly. 287 00:18:45,757 --> 00:18:47,464 We just smoked some killer weed. 288 00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:48,934 We", of course you did. 289 00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:52,874 Be careful, okay, sweetie? And... 290 00:18:53,031 --> 00:18:56,205 And have fun, just not too much fun. 291 00:18:56,535 --> 00:18:59,812 Don't worry, Dad. All roads lead back home. 292 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,851 That sounds like a country song. 293 00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:05,017 I love you, Dad. 294 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:07,517 I love you too, sweetie. 295 00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:09,522 Hey, wait, will you do me a favor... 296 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:13,092 and send Manson that pic of him tea-bagging Atticus? 297 00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:14,856 Okay. Will do. 298 00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:17,427 Okay, sweetie. I love you. 299 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,745 I'm coming with you. 300 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:38,421 That makes me so very happy. 301 00:20:21,687 --> 00:20:23,928 Good for you, man. You made the right decision. 302 00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:26,831 Even if you had the balls to do it... 303 00:20:26,992 --> 00:20:29,336 and she actually said yes, what would you have done? 304 00:20:29,494 --> 00:20:32,168 I would've married her right then and there. 305 00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:34,777 Then what? You'd fuck like rabbits for a couple days? 306 00:20:34,933 --> 00:20:37,777 Some pillow talk, then one day, she asks you to go to Home Depot... 307 00:20:37,936 --> 00:20:39,847 party's over. 308 00:20:40,038 --> 00:20:42,644 You talk a good game, but I was with you when you died. 309 00:20:42,808 --> 00:20:45,015 You were about to do it. You were gonna take one last shot... 310 00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:46,679 at the love of your life. 311 00:20:46,845 --> 00:20:48,051 I would've given it a try. 312 00:20:48,213 --> 00:20:50,250 Maybe I could've got her back in the sack... 313 00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:52,361 but eventually, you get out of bed. 314 00:20:52,517 --> 00:20:54,963 You're still you. All the problems you ever had... 315 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:56,622 they're still there. 316 00:20:57,122 --> 00:20:58,601 You're just supposed to give up? 317 00:20:58,941 --> 00:21:00,901 It's not about giving up. It's about letting go... 318 00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:03,372 finally accepting who you are. 319 00:21:04,896 --> 00:21:06,671 Guess who. 320 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:12,772 God, I can't wait for her to die and come to hell. 321 00:21:17,075 --> 00:21:18,713 Karen? 322 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,688 Karen! 323 00:21:36,194 --> 00:21:37,571 You have to go, don't you? 324 00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:41,436 Yeah, I do. 325 00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:45,140 I'm sorry, I do. 326 00:21:48,907 --> 00:21:50,648 Don't be. 327 00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:57,316 Just... 328 00:21:59,451 --> 00:22:01,727 You just don't know what you're gonna be missing. 329 00:22:01,887 --> 00:22:03,332 I do. 330 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:06,128 That's what makes this so hard. 331 00:22:10,195 --> 00:22:11,868 I could love you, you know. 332 00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:14,340 - Oh, Faith... - I'm... 333 00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:17,036 I'm not saying that I do. 334 00:22:18,136 --> 00:22:21,640 I'm saying that I could. 335 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:27,089 Which is rare for me, and deserves to be acknowledged. 336 00:22:28,413 --> 00:22:33,362 You understand me better than any guy I've ever met. 337 00:22:34,453 --> 00:22:35,898 You get me. 338 00:22:37,823 --> 00:22:42,829 And that... That has been the nicest feeling. 339 00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:48,134 I'm just saying. 340 00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:52,043 And I'm just saying that you're pretty fucking amazing. 341 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,582 I hope you find what you're looking for out here. 342 00:22:55,507 --> 00:22:58,818 I hope you find what you're looking for back there. 343 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:02,692 I'll even say a prayer for you. 344 00:23:02,848 --> 00:23:06,990 Just not a very big one. 345 00:23:08,353 --> 00:23:10,333 God, I hate saying goodbye to you. 346 00:23:10,956 --> 00:23:12,333 Don't. 347 00:23:13,525 --> 00:23:15,027 You know what? 348 00:23:15,594 --> 00:23:19,303 The great thing about never really being together? 349 00:23:19,865 --> 00:23:22,209 Never really have to break up. 350 00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:27,213 Hank, get the fuck out of here... 351 00:23:27,372 --> 00:23:30,785 before I wrap my legs around you and convince you to stay. 352 00:23:31,443 --> 00:23:33,889 And you know I can do it. 353 00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:02,641 Well... 354 00:24:02,808 --> 00:24:04,344 What is this? What...? 355 00:24:06,745 --> 00:24:09,316 - What's going on? - Hank has to go. 356 00:24:09,481 --> 00:24:11,688 He's gotta see a horse about a girl. 357 00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:14,890 This is about following your bliss? 358 00:24:15,787 --> 00:24:17,789 About what we were talking about in bed yesterday? 359 00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:21,028 - Is this about love? - It is. 360 00:24:21,593 --> 00:24:23,163 Then you must go. 361 00:24:24,529 --> 00:24:28,204 We can't turn the bus around, but I can send an emissary. 362 00:24:37,375 --> 00:24:39,150 I'm sorry, crying again. 363 00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:42,258 Don't be sorry. It's unbecoming. 364 00:24:44,916 --> 00:24:47,954 All right, you. Go. 365 00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:50,030 My work here is done. 366 00:24:53,291 --> 00:24:56,363 I release you to your happily ever after. 367 00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:54,886 I know he means a great deal to you... 368 00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:57,367 as he does to me. 369 00:25:57,522 --> 00:25:59,399 And I just want you to know that... 370 00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:02,437 I'm here for you if you need me. 371 00:26:02,861 --> 00:26:06,138 Emotionally, spiritually... 372 00:26:06,531 --> 00:26:08,977 and obviously sexually. 373 00:26:10,635 --> 00:26:13,309 - Thank you, Atticus. - I'm serious, darling. 374 00:26:13,471 --> 00:26:16,543 Sometimes an orgasm can relieve heartache. 375 00:26:16,708 --> 00:26:19,018 I've done a lot of research into the area. 376 00:26:19,177 --> 00:26:20,918 Could I at least get a good luck kiss? 377 00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:24,185 I do have a gig tonight, you know. I'm a bit nervous. 378 00:27:07,158 --> 00:27:11,038 I know you're not one for emoting, Krull, but thank you. 379 00:27:11,363 --> 00:27:15,368 I had a bird once. Love of my life she was. 380 00:27:15,533 --> 00:27:17,740 I fucked it up, of course. 381 00:27:18,269 --> 00:27:20,545 I thought there'd be time, you know? 382 00:27:20,705 --> 00:27:23,151 Turns out there's just roads... 383 00:27:23,708 --> 00:27:26,188 long and paved with potholes. 384 00:27:26,711 --> 00:27:28,884 I read that once in a book. 385 00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:31,555 Go and get her, pal. 29322

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