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Previously on Californication...
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I want to kill him, Hank.
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I don't like it. Not one bit.
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Hank, he's you.
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What are you talking about?
The kid's a loathsome, fucking asshole.
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- Did you read his screenplay yet?
- No, not yet.
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I'll never talk to you again.
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- That bad, huh?
- It's that good.
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- Really?
- Don't you even fucking dare, agent.
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I'm sorry, Charlie. He just fell asleep.
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- Guess I'll just go, then.
- Yeah, you should go.
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- God, I'm so hard right now!
- Oh, holy shit, they're home!
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Why does couples therapy
get me so worked up?
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Let's do the one where
Charlie is still your husband,
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but he's upstairs in a wheelchair.
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I like that one!
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How much disrespect
can one man take?
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Hank Moody, this is Kali.
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Man, the fucking script was
off the charts, homie.
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- You like it?
- Santa Monica Cop
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is my Eddie Murphy moment right now!
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- Hey, Batesy!
- Great to see you.
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I'm so glad you could make it.
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Loving that mangina.
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It is fucking liberating.
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I think I made
a terrible mistake, you know?
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You still thinking about leaving him?
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- No.
- But...
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- Absolutely not, Charlie.
- Yeah, I get it...
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No means no, you know?
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I'm just asking you to put in
a semi-decent word for me.
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There'll be no putting of any kind.
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And I am kindly asking you
not to take this meeting.
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- But it's on the books.
- Well, then cancel that shit.
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That's absurd!
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Why? You have no problem
cancelling on me
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when you got to go get
one of your fucking boils lanced.
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That was twice.
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And it's different. I'm not worried
about impressing you any more.
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Exactly. That's what happens
in a relationship. You stop caring.
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Next thing you know,
the sex is sporadic,
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the blow jobs biannual,
and ass-play is out of the question.
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Hey, when it comes to me and you,
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Hank, ass-play is
never out of the question.
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Oh, eat a dick, Charlie, preferably Stu's,
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with mustard and ketchup on it,
maybe some of Marcy, too.
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This kid is blowing up!
Eddie Nero wants to star in his movie.
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In about five minutes,
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Tyler's going to be the hottest
screenwriter in the business.
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Someone has to represent him.
Why not me?
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Because you're
my fucking agent, Charlie.
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I could lose my job.
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You already masturbated yourself
out of a job. And guess what?
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You bounced back.
You landed on your webbed feet.
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If you can make it through that shit,
you can make it through anything.
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This is fucking bullshit!
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No. I will tell you what's
fucking bullshit, Charlie,
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is why I have to explain
to my agent and friend
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of way too many years
why it's absurdly inappropriate
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to represent my daughter's
boyfriend as a client.
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No. No, I get what you're saying.
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But...
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Why is it inappropriate exactly?
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Because it offends me
on a deeply personal level.
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Can you grasp that, Sammy Glick?
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I guess so.
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Good. Now give me a hug and a kiss.
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It's my first day of work,
and I'm running late.
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Oh, shit. That's right. I forgot.
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Wait. You forgot?
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You're my agent,
you're the Samurai's agent,
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you're Stu's agent, and yet you forgot
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that today is the first day
of shooting of Santa Monica Cop.
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This is why people
don't like you, Charlie.
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Who doesn't like me?
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People.
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People love me.
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You're gonna need a bigger gun.
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Nah, man. That shit ain't working, man.
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- It's not working.
- Cut.
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It's not working.
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It's not working.
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- Hank, it's not working.
- Take that, watermelon!
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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It turns out I am quite the Fruit Ninja.
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- It's fucking shitty.
- The line's not working, Moody.
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I told you it was stupid.
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You can't just rip off one of the
classic movie lines of all time.
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But it sounded badass at the time.
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Yeah, because we were
really high and watching Jaws.
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I ain't feeling that shit no more, though.
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Give him something else, Hank.
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Sure, let me reach into my grab bag
of classic movie lines.
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Nope, nothing there. Hold on.
Let me check up my ass.
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- What the fuck we paying him for?
- His snappy fucking dialogue.
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Sorkin passed, but he's a fan.
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Really? That's awesome.
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It ain't just the fucking line, man.
It's the whole fucking scene, man.
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This shit is weak.
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I don't even know
what I want any more.
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Well, you want the girl.
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Who wouldn't want that girl?
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What's up, babe?
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I would just kill the motherfucker,
wouldn't I?
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Well, he's your partner, Sam.
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Yeah, but he fucked my girl.
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But you like him.
And he makes you laugh.
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- Let me tell you something, man.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Whoever fucked my girl,
brother's going to be sucking on this.
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You know, I think this is brilliant, Sam.
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But the studio,
they're not going to want you
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killing your best friend and partner.
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They feel that that's the kind of thing
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that makes you really fucking unlikable.
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I told you, Stu, right? Don't use
that fucking word around me, man.
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"Unlikable"? I hate that shit.
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Booyah!
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Using the word "unlikable" actually
makes the user unlikable. Bong-bong.
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With all due respect, Hank,
shut the fuck up.
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You know what? Y'all motherfuckers
figure this shit out.
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Me and my boys are gonna go
smoke some fucking weed,
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- get my head straight, a'ight?
- A'ight.
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- I'll be in the fucking room, man.
- A'ight.
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- So you know what to do?
- Uh, no.
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Just rewrite the fucking scene,
move some shit around,
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- write a better kill zinger.
- And if I can't?
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Well, I could throw a rock
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and find another writer
willing to replace you
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for half the money
the studio's paying you, Hank.
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I'll see what I can do.
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What's wrong, Charlie?
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Nothing. Not a thing.
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I'm getting my dick sucked
on a beautiful day
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by an even more beautiful girl.
What could possibly be wrong?
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Well, there's something very wrong
with your penis right now.
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There are a great many things
wrong with my penis, dear Lizzie.
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No, you're just not responding
the way you normally do.
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I think I'm pretty hard.
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Usually, you're forged of iron.
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I guess I'm a little perturbed
by this whole Hank and Tyler thing.
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What is a sleazeball agent to do?
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Well, I told you what I think.
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I know.
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Some things are just business, Charlie,
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- and should be handled as such.
- I know.
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But I've never seen him so adamant
about something. He's my best friend.
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Well, do you think you could
service them both without conflict?
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Absolutely...
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I think.
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Personally, I don't think it's fair
to ask a thing like that.
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It's very self-serving.
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I agree.
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Mmm-hmm.
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I think you're just going to have to
go with your gut on this one, Charlie.
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- Go with gut. Got it.
- Mmm-hmm.
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Oh, um...
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Have you had a chance to talk to Stuart
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about Santa Monica Cop?
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If there's a part that I could read for?
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You know, something small, of course.
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No, but I will.
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You promise?
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I promise.
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Hold on.
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Fuck it. Come on in.
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How's it coming, Hank?
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Just one of those days, Stu.
Shit's not flowing.
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Copy that.
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You've got to let the cash
be your laxative, Hank.
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Hey, that's a pretty good line, Stu.
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I'm sorry I can't use it
in your big, shitty movie.
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Well, you got 15 minutes, Hank.
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My big, shitty movie is losing the light.
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Come in.
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Can you do me a huge favour?
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- What's that?
- Save my career.
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I'm sorry. You must have me confused.
I... I'm just the writer.
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- And I'm just the girl.
- Well, at least you're the girl.
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You're not just a girl.
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I'm window dressing. I'm here to smile,
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give teenage boys
something to jerk off to,
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and get sexually harassed
by the director.
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He is kind of a smarmy
little douche, isn't he?
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My character needs to grow some balls.
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She's basically just a dial tone with tits.
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I'll get right on that.
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I'll show them to you.
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Your tits? I don't want to see your tits.
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Really?
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Well, that's not completely true,
but you don't have to show them to me.
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I mean, I may be a schmuck
with an Underwood,
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but I'm not a fucking sleaze merchant.
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Look, I know my boobs got me this job,
but I'm actually a serious actress.
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I went to Julliard.
I'm a fucking theatre geek.
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I love words.
Dialogue is like music to me.
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Whatever you write, I will make it sing.
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Help me, Hank. You're my only hope.
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All right, you're cool, you're smart,
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and you're appealing
to my subversive nobility.
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Plus, it doesn't hurt that I'm
really fucking high right now.
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Let's see if we can't sneak a smart,
cool chick into this piece of shit.
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Oh. That feels rad. Keep doing that.
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You know, I'm getting inspired.
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I feel some ballsy banter coming on.
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Oh.
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If you keep pressing those
savage yabbos into my back,
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I'm not going to get anything done.
Just saying.
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Maybe one more time. I'll decide.
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Why'd you cancel
on me, Charlie?
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Well... I... You know,
I've thought about this a lot, Tyler,
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and, uh, I just don't feel it would be
appropriate to represent you
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while I'm representing Hank.
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And, seeing as how I'm damned to
represent Hank unto eternity...
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Wait, wait, wait.
You don't think it's appropriate,
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or Hank doesn't think it's appropriate?
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Does it matter?
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Not to me. I've got
a bunch of meetings lined up.
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But it was really cool
to meet you, though, Charlie.
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Kind of a dream come true.
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Why is that?
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Well, cos you're Hank Moody's agent.
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Who wouldn't want to be represented
by Hank Moody's agent?
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From where I'm sitting, that'd be
the coolest fucking thing ever.
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Who else are you meeting with?
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All the majors.
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There's this guy at CAA. He's got
this little black book full of whores.
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He offered to hook me up gratis.
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- Can you match that?
- I'd love to, Tyler!
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But they watch me like a hawk here.
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I so much as look at
a naked picture on the internet,
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and HR swoops in
and an alarm goes off.
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It's fucking terrifying.
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Totally.
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Well, if this isn't going further,
then I might as well take off.
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What do you say you and me
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get the hell out of here,
we go get a drink someplace?
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I could give you some advice about
what to watch out for out there.
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Sure, I could drink.
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This is really good, Hank.
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Thank you.
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I feel like I'm in this movie
all of a sudden.
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My pleasure. I hope it helps.
243
00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:12,054
Good luck with all the dress-up
and the make-believe.
244
00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:13,180
Seeing how good this is
245
00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:15,683
makes me think about all the other
scenes we could dig into together.
246
00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:17,272
Whoa! Slow down there.
247
00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:19,569
I'm here mainly to burnish
the Samurai's banter.
248
00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:20,854
Can I show you my tits?
249
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,317
I... I told you, you don't have to...
250
00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:24,775
Necessarily.
251
00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:26,115
I'm doing my first
nude scene this week,
252
00:12:26,205 --> 00:12:27,912
and I'm a little insecure about the girls.
253
00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:31,082
I'm sure the girls are fine...
254
00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:32,740
Doesn't even begin to cover it.
255
00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:34,743
You are going to enchant
256
00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:38,421
an entire generation of teenage boys
with those pound puppies.
257
00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:41,375
That's, like, the perfect reaction.
Thank you.
258
00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:44,300
And nab yourself a
Mr Skin award in the bargain.
259
00:12:45,224 --> 00:12:47,133
- Thank you.
- You're welcome. Thank you.
260
00:12:47,226 --> 00:12:48,720
No, I mean...
261
00:12:49,353 --> 00:12:51,891
Thank you, Hank, for everything.
262
00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:53,391
You're very welcome.
263
00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:56,353
Mmm.
264
00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:58,899
- Thank you.
- You're very welcome.
265
00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:00,980
Gosh, we have some
excellent manners.
266
00:13:01,073 --> 00:13:03,943
This is like some serious
Merchant lvory shit here.
267
00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:06,276
I guess I'm just a firm believer
in repaying favours.
268
00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:07,484
Oh.
269
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:10,785
Did you hear the one about
the Polish actress
270
00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:12,534
that came to Hollywood
and blew the writer?
271
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,242
Just kidding. Keep going.
272
00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:19,128
OK, where are the fucking pages?
273
00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:23,297
- Holy fucking shit!
- Oh, my word!
274
00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:25,510
Who the fuck do you
think you are, Moody?
275
00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:27,590
Don't shoot me.
I'm only the piano player.
276
00:13:28,225 --> 00:13:30,846
I cast her, you fucking prick!
277
00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:33,059
I've had my eye on her this whole time!
278
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,391
Her ass is mine!
279
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,806
- How's that working out for you?
- I want him fired.
280
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:39,272
No, you're going to have to
run that past the Samurai.
281
00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:41,852
I can't do that.
That guy scares the shit out of me.
282
00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:43,322
How about defending me, Stu?
283
00:13:43,574 --> 00:13:46,491
I wasn't the one who got caught with
his prick in a young lady's mouth.
284
00:13:46,577 --> 00:13:48,949
Well, excuse me
for accepting a blow job
285
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:51,196
in exchange for
an honest 15 minutes' work.
286
00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:54,374
That woman is a legitimate actress.
She can blow whoever she wants.
287
00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:56,668
My movie is going to shit.
288
00:13:58,005 --> 00:13:59,036
Are you crying?
289
00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:00,245
No, I'm just...
290
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:03,258
There is no crying
in tent-pole filmmaking!
291
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,048
You fucking Mary.
Go get some fucking Pamprin. Go on!
292
00:14:06,138 --> 00:14:08,012
Go on! Go on! Go on!
293
00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:10,257
Get your shit together, man!
294
00:14:12,603 --> 00:14:14,679
These pages are really good, Hank.
295
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:15,934
Totally deserved the B.J.
296
00:14:16,315 --> 00:14:17,429
I know, right?
297
00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:29,738
So do you have any idea
what you want to do next?
298
00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:31,407
Oh, yeah, I've got a bunch of ideas.
299
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:34,070
I actually, um, pitched some over
to the WB guys,
300
00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:35,957
and they pretty much shit their pants.
301
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:37,537
Yeah, that's a problem over there.
302
00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:38,867
They said that they could put me
303
00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:41,632
in a room with studio heads
and I could sell my ideas immediately.
304
00:14:42,466 --> 00:14:45,087
Really? That's... That's great, Tyler.
305
00:14:45,219 --> 00:14:46,333
I think I'll be fine.
306
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,258
Yeah, you... You're going to do great.
307
00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:51,721
It was really cool of Hank
to give me a leg up like this.
308
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,600
You know, I'm actually kind of surprised
309
00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:55,228
he's so against you representing me.
310
00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:56,766
It's a conflict.
311
00:14:57,898 --> 00:14:59,725
You'd be going up on
a lot of the same jobs.
312
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,098
No, I get it.
313
00:15:02,486 --> 00:15:04,977
Man, it'd be cool if we could do
something together, though, you know?
314
00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:06,447
That would be cool.
315
00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:08,567
That would be a big deal.
316
00:15:09,326 --> 00:15:11,366
- I got this one idea where...
- You know what?
317
00:15:12,538 --> 00:15:13,569
Let's do this!
318
00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:17,698
What?
319
00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:19,827
I want to do this.
I want to work with you.
320
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,663
You don't worry.
I will smooth it over with Hank.
321
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,878
- What, you want to sign me now?
- Yes. Yes, I do.
322
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,875
I'm going with my gut on this one.
323
00:15:27,803 --> 00:15:28,834
I don't know.
324
00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:29,960
What do you mean you don't know?
325
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:31,763
What happened to the,
"Working with Hank Moody's agent,
326
00:15:31,849 --> 00:15:33,047
"that would be, like, the coolest thing"?
327
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:34,600
Well, I don't know, I mean,
I've got all these agents
328
00:15:34,685 --> 00:15:37,092
who are genuinely excited about
being in business with me.
329
00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:39,512
I wouldn't want to be, you know,
twisting your arm or anything.
330
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,895
You're not twisting my arm, not at all.
331
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:44,272
Kid, I want to work with you.
Let's do this!
332
00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:47,227
Something feels weird.
333
00:15:47,406 --> 00:15:48,604
What, you want me to
set you up with a whore?
334
00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:49,730
I can do that. Done!
335
00:15:49,825 --> 00:15:52,114
No, I don't want you to
set me up with a whore.
336
00:15:52,828 --> 00:15:53,859
I have a girlfriend.
337
00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:56,781
- Becca?
- Becca.
338
00:15:56,874 --> 00:15:58,617
The daughter of your best friend
and star client.
339
00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:00,536
Right. Great girl.
340
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:02,660
You're weird, dude.
341
00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:05,667
Yes. Yes, I am.
342
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:09,126
I'm also a fucking shark
and I will slay dragons for you.
343
00:16:11,847 --> 00:16:15,892
Well, those are all very
generically passionate words.
344
00:16:16,435 --> 00:16:17,466
But...
345
00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:20,101
I think I need to see
some of this passion in action.
346
00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:23,771
Anything. You name it, I will do it.
347
00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:28,404
Do you see that guy in there?
348
00:16:35,204 --> 00:16:36,911
Sure. How could I miss him?
349
00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:40,955
Go up to him and tell him
350
00:16:41,752 --> 00:16:43,709
that you want to suck his dick.
351
00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:46,334
What?
352
00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:47,924
And finger his asshole.
353
00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:56,471
You're kidding me, right?
354
00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:02,136
You're... You're kidding.
355
00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:07,689
No?
356
00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:11,986
I've got that meeting at ICM.
I should probably get going.
357
00:17:37,933 --> 00:17:40,685
What's up, Sam? They're kind of
waiting for you down on set.
358
00:17:40,853 --> 00:17:42,892
Did you not like the new pages
or something?
359
00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:44,684
Pages is good.
360
00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:46,184
Well, that's great. Good.
I aim to please.
361
00:17:46,275 --> 00:17:47,306
That's awesome.
362
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:51,109
I don't like being embarrassed, man.
363
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,023
Embarrassed? Really?
364
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,319
Is this about...
365
00:17:54,408 --> 00:17:55,783
Is this about the girl and the blow job?
366
00:17:55,868 --> 00:17:57,741
I mean, that's just one of
those crazy fucking things.
367
00:17:57,828 --> 00:17:59,287
She literally fell into my lap.
368
00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:01,121
You know, I... I couldn't say no.
369
00:18:01,832 --> 00:18:04,121
Could have thought about me
and our friendship.
370
00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:06,166
Well, as she released my dick
371
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:08,495
from the crowded confines
of my pantaloons,
372
00:18:08,589 --> 00:18:10,498
thoughts of you were
nowhere near my mind,
373
00:18:10,591 --> 00:18:12,299
which I think is probably a good thing.
374
00:18:14,845 --> 00:18:16,125
Do you value our friendship, Moody?
375
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,681
Yes, I've grown...
376
00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:21,923
Quite fond of you, brodine.
377
00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:24,598
Same here, motherfucker.
378
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,105
That's why I'm really going to
hate to do this to you.
379
00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:30,898
Come on, Sam. This is a
bit of a hip-hop clich�, isn't it?
380
00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:33,940
Clich�s are clich�s for a reason, man.
Because they fucking work!
381
00:18:34,031 --> 00:18:37,316
You don't want to do this,
not over a silly blowjob.
382
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:40,317
You know what? I don't.
383
00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:41,491
But what choice do I have, man?
384
00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:42,991
You disrespect me
in my fucking workplace?
385
00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:44,113
What are you...
What are you talking about?
386
00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:45,239
Do you even like this girl?
387
00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:47,622
I don't even know that bitch's name,
man. That ain't the point here.
388
00:18:47,711 --> 00:18:49,704
The point is, I'm number one
on that fucking call sheet!
389
00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:52,964
I can't have the whole cast and
crew of a major motion picture
390
00:18:53,050 --> 00:18:56,466
whispering how my court jester
screwed the baddest bitch on the set!
391
00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:59,342
Is that all I am to you, a court jester?
392
00:18:59,598 --> 00:19:00,629
Yeah, what, nigga? You funny, man.
393
00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:02,930
You amuse me.
You don't see the value in that?
394
00:19:03,519 --> 00:19:05,677
Yo! Jestering is a
noble profession, Hank.
395
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:08,345
Whatever.
You going to drop me or what?
396
00:19:09,024 --> 00:19:11,729
- You learned your lesson, man?
- Yes!
397
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,194
Have you learned your fucking lesson?
398
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:17,025
Do not accept free blow jobs
on the set from actresses
399
00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:19,357
if you're not number one
on the call sheet. Got it.
400
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,237
Bring his ass fucking up, man.
401
00:19:36,635 --> 00:19:37,750
Excuse me.
402
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:42,344
What up?
403
00:19:42,975 --> 00:19:44,006
Well,
404
00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:47,311
I would very much
405
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:49,432
like to
406
00:19:51,108 --> 00:19:52,222
suck your dick.
407
00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:54,526
What? What did he say?
408
00:19:55,863 --> 00:19:57,654
I'm sorry.
409
00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:00,441
I would like
410
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:03,608
to suck your dick.
411
00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:05,992
What the fuck?
412
00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:08,163
And finger your asshole.
413
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:10,495
Let me get this straight.
414
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,584
You would like to suck my dick?
415
00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:15,666
And finger your asshole.
416
00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:17,592
And finger my asshole?
417
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:19,166
Yes!
418
00:20:24,558 --> 00:20:25,589
Are you fucking with me?
419
00:20:25,851 --> 00:20:27,725
Yes! Yes!
420
00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:29,845
I'm sorry. It was a dare. I...
421
00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:32,476
No disrespect intended,
none whatsoever.
422
00:20:36,028 --> 00:20:37,226
It was a dare!
423
00:20:37,321 --> 00:20:39,444
I swear! It was a dare!
424
00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:41,987
Be gentle.
425
00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:50,996
You OK?
426
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:53,920
I suppose so.
The heart palpitations are subsiding.
427
00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:56,210
I think I may need to
wipe myself, though.
428
00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:58,049
Look, man, I'm really sorry, yo.
429
00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:01,460
It ain't easy being the star
of this fucking joint, man.
430
00:21:01,553 --> 00:21:02,834
I'm under a lot of pressure.
431
00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:04,887
A lot of people looking up to me
for an example.
432
00:21:05,349 --> 00:21:07,970
I don't give a fuck about that bitch,
but I do care about my credibility
433
00:21:08,060 --> 00:21:09,091
as a major movie star.
434
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:10,551
I got to save face.
435
00:21:11,355 --> 00:21:14,272
I'm sorry if I did anything
to endanger your face.
436
00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:17,309
You know, Pete Berg dropped off
of this joint because of you
437
00:21:17,528 --> 00:21:19,604
and your fucking shenanigans.
What did I do?
438
00:21:19,947 --> 00:21:23,113
Nothing. Took it like a man,
because you my boy, Moody.
439
00:21:23,367 --> 00:21:25,655
I like being your boy. Are we good?
440
00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:27,067
Yeah, we good, man.
441
00:21:27,871 --> 00:21:29,247
But, yo, if that had been Kali,
442
00:21:29,665 --> 00:21:32,998
your fucking ass would be a fucking
stain on Ocean Avenue right now.
443
00:21:33,085 --> 00:21:34,116
Of course.
444
00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:36,542
That's another thing, man,
the Kali of it all.
445
00:21:36,630 --> 00:21:39,465
This bitch's got my heart ping-ponging
back and forth, you know what I mean?
446
00:21:39,550 --> 00:21:41,459
- Yeah.
- How much turmoil can a brother take?
447
00:21:41,552 --> 00:21:43,260
Copy that. Yeah. Yeah.
448
00:21:51,937 --> 00:21:54,475
- Where you want it at?
- What?
449
00:21:54,565 --> 00:21:56,522
- I got to hit you, man.
- Why?
450
00:21:56,608 --> 00:21:57,640
Fucking consequences, yo.
451
00:21:57,734 --> 00:21:59,110
What about dangling me
over the balcony?
452
00:21:59,194 --> 00:22:00,225
That felt consequential to me.
453
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,894
- That was just to scare you, son.
- Yeah, well, it did scare me. It did.
454
00:22:02,990 --> 00:22:05,563
Look, normally, I would pistol whip
a motherfucker for this kind of shit.
455
00:22:05,659 --> 00:22:06,690
No, no, no. That sounds...
456
00:22:06,785 --> 00:22:08,991
- Yeah, that'd be too harsh, right?
- Yeah, that sounds too harsh.
457
00:22:09,079 --> 00:22:10,787
Stop fucking whining and
take your medicine, Moody.
458
00:22:18,964 --> 00:22:20,244
Hey, you don't look too bad.
459
00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:24,419
I thought you'd walk back in here
all bruised up and shit.
460
00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:26,718
The only violence was emotional.
461
00:22:26,805 --> 00:22:27,968
What did they do?
462
00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:32,677
They took me out back,
463
00:22:34,855 --> 00:22:36,894
put me down on my knees.
464
00:22:37,482 --> 00:22:40,353
The big guy took down his pants.
465
00:22:41,278 --> 00:22:42,393
He took out his dick.
466
00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:45,157
It was very big, Tyler.
467
00:22:45,908 --> 00:22:47,366
He could have tied it into a pretzel.
468
00:22:51,121 --> 00:22:52,200
And?
469
00:22:55,584 --> 00:22:57,956
He slapped me in the face with it.
470
00:22:58,253 --> 00:22:59,664
He slapped you in the face
with his dick?
471
00:23:02,424 --> 00:23:04,796
Yes, multiple times.
472
00:23:05,135 --> 00:23:06,879
I think he left a trail of dog-water.
473
00:23:13,310 --> 00:23:14,341
Wow!
474
00:23:15,687 --> 00:23:17,182
Jesus! Um...
475
00:23:19,274 --> 00:23:21,101
You know, I don't think
I can be represented by a guy
476
00:23:21,235 --> 00:23:23,939
who would allow himself
to be humiliated like that.
477
00:23:24,029 --> 00:23:25,144
What?
478
00:23:25,489 --> 00:23:27,944
I'm going to take that meeting at ICM.
I'll let you know what I decide.
479
00:23:28,033 --> 00:23:29,278
Oh, no, you don't!
480
00:23:29,743 --> 00:23:31,652
You're signing with me,
and you're signing with me right now!
481
00:23:31,745 --> 00:23:34,236
I just went through hell and
back for you, you little shit!
482
00:23:34,998 --> 00:23:36,825
You're going to sign with me,
483
00:23:37,251 --> 00:23:38,745
or I'm going to have my new friends
484
00:23:38,836 --> 00:23:40,627
slap you in the face with all their dicks,
485
00:23:40,712 --> 00:23:41,744
you hear me?
486
00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:45,622
Yeah.
487
00:23:45,884 --> 00:23:46,999
Yeah, let's do it.
488
00:23:51,723 --> 00:23:52,838
What's up, Stu?
489
00:24:06,864 --> 00:24:10,695
You have no idea what I went through
for that two seconds of oral, lady.
490
00:24:10,909 --> 00:24:12,534
- Oh! Ow.
- Sorry.
491
00:24:12,619 --> 00:24:15,157
It's better if it looks like
you took advantage of me.
492
00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:16,867
Asshole!
493
00:24:16,957 --> 00:24:18,535
What the fuck?
494
00:24:21,461 --> 00:24:22,541
Hank!
495
00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:25,120
I say this with the utmost respect
and fondness for you
496
00:24:25,215 --> 00:24:28,002
as both an artist and a human being.
You're fired.
497
00:24:28,093 --> 00:24:29,208
What?
498
00:24:29,469 --> 00:24:32,221
You're gone. We're bringing in
another writer for the on-set work.
499
00:24:32,306 --> 00:24:33,385
Sam know about this?
500
00:24:33,765 --> 00:24:35,675
He knows it's the best thing.
501
00:24:35,767 --> 00:24:37,594
There's always the next one, buddy.
I'll be in touch.
502
00:24:43,442 --> 00:24:45,933
- What the fuck are you doing here?
- Charlie sent me to meet with Stu.
503
00:24:46,361 --> 00:24:48,769
- Charlie did?
- Yeah, I just signed with him.
504
00:24:48,864 --> 00:24:50,773
- You just signed with Charlie?
- Yeah.
505
00:24:50,866 --> 00:24:53,950
Kind of a dream come true, actually.
To be repped by Hank Moody's agent.
506
00:24:54,036 --> 00:24:55,198
Pretty fucking cool.
507
00:24:56,955 --> 00:24:58,070
For me.
508
00:24:58,582 --> 00:25:00,705
Anyway, it looks like
it's already paying off.
509
00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:01,955
This will be my first gig.
510
00:25:03,712 --> 00:25:04,827
Have fun.
511
00:25:05,506 --> 00:25:07,415
This isn't going to be weird for us, is it?
512
00:25:07,716 --> 00:25:08,879
No more than usual.
513
00:25:14,264 --> 00:25:16,553
- Sorry, Hank.
- Fuck you, Charlie.
514
00:25:16,934 --> 00:25:19,507
- You want to go get a drink?
- I have nothing to say to you.
515
00:25:19,603 --> 00:25:21,311
- You can hit me if you want.
- I don't want to hit you.
516
00:25:21,396 --> 00:25:23,472
I don't want to have anything
to do with you, all right?
517
00:25:23,565 --> 00:25:26,021
- Come on, buddy, don't be that way.
- I am not your buddy
518
00:25:26,109 --> 00:25:27,983
and you're fucking fired,
519
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:29,779
as an agent and a friend.
520
00:25:40,791 --> 00:25:43,745
- On the house, Pops.
- Really? Right on.
521
00:25:44,503 --> 00:25:46,542
It helps to have daughters in low places.
522
00:25:47,256 --> 00:25:48,999
That's for changing my boyfriend's life.
523
00:25:50,133 --> 00:25:51,592
I didn't really do anything.
524
00:25:52,135 --> 00:25:54,840
He just texted me and said
you helped him get a job.
525
00:25:54,930 --> 00:25:56,009
Huh.
526
00:25:56,181 --> 00:25:57,260
Well, I guess I did.
527
00:25:58,308 --> 00:26:00,431
Thank you, Dad. I love you.
528
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,643
- Oh, now you love me.
- I always love you.
529
00:26:04,648 --> 00:26:06,605
Even when I'm thoroughly
disgusted with you.
530
00:26:07,818 --> 00:26:09,727
You really like this guy, huh?
531
00:26:09,820 --> 00:26:10,982
I do.
532
00:26:11,530 --> 00:26:13,190
Not to be melodramatic or anything,
533
00:26:13,282 --> 00:26:15,405
but he's the first real love of my life.
534
00:26:16,451 --> 00:26:17,650
It is what it is.
535
00:26:18,495 --> 00:26:19,658
Well, the good news is
536
00:26:19,746 --> 00:26:22,320
I think he feels exactly
the same way about you.
537
00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:25,035
How could he not?
You are pretty stellar.
538
00:26:26,170 --> 00:26:27,284
So what's the bad news?
539
00:26:27,671 --> 00:26:28,750
There is none.
540
00:26:29,631 --> 00:26:30,876
Just be careful.
541
00:26:31,300 --> 00:26:34,217
Young writers on the rise have been
known to make certain mistakes.
542
00:26:35,387 --> 00:26:36,502
Such as?
543
00:26:37,347 --> 00:26:39,055
Such as sticking their dicks
544
00:26:39,141 --> 00:26:41,548
in places where kind words
and flattery come from.
545
00:26:41,643 --> 00:26:43,932
- That's disgusting, Dad.
- It is. I'm sorry. I apologise.
546
00:26:44,021 --> 00:26:45,100
It's just you're getting older,
547
00:26:45,189 --> 00:26:47,893
and the advice-giving gets more
and more confusing for me.
548
00:26:48,775 --> 00:26:49,855
Oh.
549
00:26:49,985 --> 00:26:53,734
If it isn't my favourite friend
of a friend of Bill W.
550
00:26:54,239 --> 00:26:56,446
- That's not funny.
- It's a little funny, Mom.
551
00:26:56,783 --> 00:26:59,274
You see?
The little barista says it's funny,
552
00:26:59,369 --> 00:27:01,492
it must be so.
She's pleased with me today,
553
00:27:01,580 --> 00:27:03,619
seeing as I changed
her boyfriend's life and all.
554
00:27:04,416 --> 00:27:07,203
I know. That was
incredibly sweet of you.
555
00:27:09,087 --> 00:27:10,285
Jeez.
556
00:27:10,547 --> 00:27:13,217
If I'd known it was this easy to
get back in your good graces,
557
00:27:13,342 --> 00:27:15,251
I would have blown Tyler
a long time ago,
558
00:27:15,344 --> 00:27:17,253
and we could have
lived happily ever after.
559
00:27:18,764 --> 00:27:20,009
Should we...
560
00:27:21,391 --> 00:27:22,554
- What...
- Up to you.
561
00:27:22,643 --> 00:27:24,185
Are you two lovelies up to?
562
00:27:24,978 --> 00:27:28,098
I'm off in a few minutes.
We were going to go to the movies.
563
00:27:28,941 --> 00:27:30,020
Do you want to come?
564
00:27:30,275 --> 00:27:31,354
Ah, to tell you the truth,
565
00:27:31,443 --> 00:27:34,479
I'm not really enamoured of the
fucking moving pictures right now.
566
00:27:38,367 --> 00:27:39,481
But of course.
567
00:27:41,370 --> 00:27:43,197
By all means, let's...
568
00:27:43,288 --> 00:27:44,533
Let's go to the movies.43580
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