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Previously
on Californication...
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You're so beautiful
you're almost ugly.
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It's off putting. I'm Hank.
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It was nice to meet you, Hank.
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Bye, Miss never got your name.
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But I wanna do my own thing,
my own moment.
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Santa Monica Cop is my
Eddie Murphy moment right now!
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Get your sexy ass over here.
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Hank Moody, this is my prot�g�, Kali.
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Better not be hitting on my girl.
What's up, man?
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You should be at Starbucks
writing me some funny shit, man.
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I... I don't think I can do it.
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Keep your paws off her.
And your fucking penis.
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I'd like to introduce you
to Richard Bates.
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Haven't touched the stuff
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since Slick Willy
was in the White House.
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Pour me another.
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He unveiled his beautiful man-pussy.
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How's Becca?
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The boyfriend,
I wanna kill him, Hank.
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Hey, Tyler.
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This... This is...
This is not what it looks like.
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This is my sister.
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What the fuck was that all about?
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Some guy my daughter's seeing.
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I think he's gonna break her heart.
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Maybe we should break his legs first.
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Tyler was leaving some club
in Hollywood,
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and he got jumped
by a bunch of gangbangers.
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Wow.
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Killing bad guys is your business,
and business be fucking crackin', yo.
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That's right, motherfucker.
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Know who that is?
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Uh, no, it... It looks kinda like
Ryan Seacrest, though.
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What the fuck you got
against Ryan Seacrest, man?
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Nothing in particular.
The guy just bugs the shit outta me.
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Why? This motherfucker, he works
hard, make millions of dollars,
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and he got a fucking catchphrase,
which I don't have, all right?
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And you wanna kill him dead?
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That's some harsh shit, Moody.
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You got too much
negative energy in you.
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You need to work
that shit the fuck out.
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Well, excuse me.
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No, that's fucking Kali's
new boyfriend right there, man.
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Oh, she's got a...
A new boyfriend, does she?
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I don't know, man, but she moved out
of my fucking crib last week,
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talking about she ain't comfortable
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mixing business and pleasure any more.
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What kinda shit is that, man?
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Did... Did she say she was
seeing someone else?
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Fuck no.
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But I know how that shit goes, man.
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I mean, somebody
gotta be tapping that ass,
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cos that ass is too fine
not to be tapped.
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And that Mr Someone will get his
motherfucking dick shot the fuck off.
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Hey, you know,
don't do anything crazy, Sam you am.
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You know, you're...
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You're mere months away
from becoming an A-list raptor.
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- What the fuck is that?
- Rapper turned actor. Get it?
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- No, I don't get that.
- I like it.
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Whatever.
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Fucking bitch just
drives me crazy, man.
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You know what,
maybe it's the case of a nigga
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who wants some shit he can't have.
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True dat.
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This nigga has often fell prey to that
on some occasions.
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I'm sorry. My bad.
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I mean, you know,
I'm in the wrong there.
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What you doing tonight, man?
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- Hmm?
- What you doing tonight?
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- Nothing.
- Wrong.
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You're rolling with me
on a ride-along.
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A ride-along?
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Yeah, with the real Santa Monica PD.
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I gotta get my fucking cop.
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Really wanna be authentic,
you know what I mean?
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And I need to hit the streets
to get the feel for this shit.
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And you need to be taking
some fucking notes, all right?
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So be there or be six feet under,
motherfucker.
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You gotta go.
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Oh, I don't gotta do nothing.
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Good god, man, it's a ride-along.
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At the absolute worst,
it'll be an absolute fucking blast.
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Look, sooner or later,
this guy's gonna find or figure out
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that I'm fucking the object
of his gangstery affections
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and, when that happens, I'm toast.
Bloody, bullet-ridden toast.
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I still think you should go.
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And I think you should be
on my side for once.
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You should be focused on protecting
my ass, not just my career.
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Your career is just fine, buddy boy.
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You are the guy who got
Santa Monica Cop a green light.
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Wow. There's a dubious honour.
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Dubious or not,
I got serious interest in you
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for a whole bunch of projects.
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That's great. Really?
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Well, why am I just
hearing about it now?
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Why just as an aside? What are they?
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I don't know.
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I got 'em written down
on a buck slip somewhere.
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Worst agent ever.
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I'll tell you what,
I will go with you.
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Keep you out of harm's way.
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I will be your human Kevlar.
It's no problem, none at all.
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That's just the kind of service
you get for your 10%.
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Bullshit, you just wanna
ride in the police car.
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Ever since I was a little boy.
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You're here, you're queer
and I'm used to it.
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- But you're not invited.
- But I could be, right?
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I could tag along
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for the ride-along.
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I feel like crushing
one of your testicles right now.
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Does that mean I can go?
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Fine, let's go, Powder.
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I hope you get killed
in the line of duty.
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This feels unnatural to me,
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voluntarily arriving
at a police station.
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I like it.
Smells like crime, punishment
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and the urine
of homeless men and women.
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Where is that fucking lunatic?
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Hands behind your back, motherfucker.
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- Cos you under arrest.
- What the fuck for?
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For jerking off on the job, Dr Evil!
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What the fuck?
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I scared the shit out you.
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Hey, hey, do your Runkle imitation
for Runkle himself. Check it out.
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Huh?
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I don't see what's
so funny about that.
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It's not even realistic.
Did you watch the video?
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It was more like this.
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Whoo!
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- That's true.
- Commando.
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Hey, what the fuck he doing here, man?
I didn't invite him.
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Fucker invited himself. Tell him.
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I always wanted to ride in a cop car.
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It's a boyhood dream, actually.
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Well, keep your mouth shut
and your dick in your pants, a'ight?
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A'ight.
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- A'ight.
- A'ight.
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Shotgun.
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So this is it, boys.
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Welcome to the jungle. Take a whiff.
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Sorry, that was me.
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Hey, look, I'll be honest with you,
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there's not a whole lot
of glamour to the profession.
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Are you kidding?
This is fucking awesome.
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Can I turn this light on?
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- No.
- Can I pull someone over?
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And stop touching stuff.
Come on, man, you're like a big baby.
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Hey, that's exactly what I always say.
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Any available unit
in the vicinity of Pico and 23rd,
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possible B&E in progress.
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Ain't you gonna get that, man?
That shit's close by.
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Nah, somebody will get it.
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Eventually.
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Sounds pretty unpleasant.
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Besides, I gotta babysit
you bedwetters.
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So what's this movie about?
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It's about Hollywood's need to recycle
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even the lamest ideas
in an effort to maximise...
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Stuff. I don't know.
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- I'm out. I got nothing.
- Shut the fuck up, Moody.
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You're too cynical, man.
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You need to look at the world
through the eyes of a child
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like Runkle here.
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Ooh.
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Hey, yo. It's about a tough kid
who grew up in Compton,
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becomes a cop,
gets transferred over to Santa Monica
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and uses his street smarts
to fuck up whitey.
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Oh, so it's like Beverly Hills Cop.
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- You are correct, sir.
- Everybody keeps saying that shit.
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Nah, man, it's based in Santa Monica.
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Yeah, it's set in Santa Monica.
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Hey, hey, hey, Mr Officer, sir,
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that guy is clearly
texting while driving.
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Let's get him.
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Who gives a fuck?
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Who doesn't? I do it all the time.
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I'd be a hypocrite if
I pulled somebody over for that shit.
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You imagine getting
pulled over for texting?
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Wouldn't that just
chap your fucking hide?
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Fuck, man.
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What's your take
on drunk driving, Officer?
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Uh, that's a good question, writer.
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- Thank you.
- That depends really.
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Mostly on the cut of their jib.
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If the guy's a real d-bag,
his ass is mine.
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He is going down.
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And the same thing for a hot chick.
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- Down on this.
- Oh-ho! All right.
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Get a load of Bad Lieutenant.
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Hey, yo, you ever shoot
a motherfucker before?
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Just once.
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Kind of a sad story, actually.
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It was a little kid.
I mean, I thought the kid had a piece.
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Turns out it was an iPod touch.
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Bet he was black. Was he black?
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- Was he black?
- Of course he was black.
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Why do you think I shot first?
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This nigga, man.
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Cop or no cop, man,
he pull this fucking car over,
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I'm gonna bitch smack
that motherfucker.
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Church.
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Hey, Runks,
get your shit together, man.
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Uh, I'm sorry. I was just...
I was thinking about little Stewie.
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He's always playing
with his iPod touch.
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He's got this app on it
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that makes it sound
like a gun, you know?
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He used to love to point it at Irma
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and... and pretend to shoot her
in the head execution style.
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- That's adorable.
- Jesus.
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There but for the grace of God, huh?
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I'm just fucking with you morons.
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Never pulled my piece out on the job.
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Never. Not once.
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Too bad the same can't
be said for Runks, huh?
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Don't ask.
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Hey, hey, hey, who's hungry?
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I can't believe this,
we're actually sitting around
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watching a cop eat doughnuts.
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I know, it's a clich�,
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but they're so fucking
delicious, you know?
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Plus doughnuts got sugar and carbs,
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which adds up to
a quick burst of energy.
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Coffee keeps me awake and alert.
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Hot call comes in, I'm fucking ready.
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You getting all this, writer?
You need me to talk slower?
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It's all right up here.
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Fill 'er up, Dotty.
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This shit is fucking boring, yo.
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If I want to sit around
and eat doughnuts all night,
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I coulda stayed home and
smoked some fucking weed, man.
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Hey, you wanted to see what
a night in the life of a cop is like.
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This is it. I drive around.
I try not to get myself killed.
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And I feed the pain
that comes from knowing
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that I put my life on the line
night after fucking night.
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That and the pain of dealing
with a messy divorce.
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Banging a fucking fireman.
You believe that shit?
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Chick must really have
a thing for guys in uniform.
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Yeah, ever since 9/11,
fucking firemen get all the pussy.
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Hmm.
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Hey, you see that chick right there?
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- Total pro.
- Wow, how can you tell?
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Years of experience, my friend.
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Hey, hey, how much
you think she charges?
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Ah, 25 bucks will get you some
suction. Gotta wear a rubber though.
246
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50 bucks, she'll let you
throw deli meat at her ass.
247
00:10:40,891 --> 00:10:42,469
75, she'll let you tase her.
248
00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:44,476
Why would anybody want to do that?
249
00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:45,640
People are sick, man.
250
00:10:45,729 --> 00:10:47,769
I'm just telling you what's on
the menu with these broads.
251
00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:49,564
Hey, Runkle, how much to tase you?
252
00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:51,310
Hey, hey, Mr Samurai, sir,
253
00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:53,524
I've actually been tased,
and it is no fun.
254
00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:55,403
- Yeah. No, it is.
- No fun at all.
255
00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:56,603
It's fun.
256
00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:59,024
That said, I'd probably do it
for a crisp hundy.
257
00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:02,818
- Oh, yeah? All right, I'll throw in.
- Each. Each maybe.
258
00:11:04,373 --> 00:11:07,160
- Ah, shit, it's happening.
- What's happening?
259
00:11:07,251 --> 00:11:08,911
My heart. Another fucking episode.
260
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,042
- God damn it!
- Are you sure?
261
00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:13,003
Yeah, got an intense pain in my chest.
262
00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:14,710
Arms are going all numb.
263
00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:16,665
Something not good
is definitely happening
264
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,251
to my body right now.
I'm stroking out over here.
265
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,802
You guys are gonna have to drive me
to the fucking hospital, OK?
266
00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,005
I'm calling my agent, man.
267
00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:24,214
- I'm right here.
- My new agent.
268
00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:27,227
Now, now, let's not be rash.
UTK is a unique agency.
269
00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:29,269
Our ability to package
is unparalleled.
270
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,847
Hey, hang on, I'll take care of this,
then I'll take care of you.
271
00:11:31,942 --> 00:11:33,685
OK, what, 911 it is.
272
00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:37,814
OK, man down!
273
00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:42,033
God damn.
274
00:11:42,578 --> 00:11:44,286
And one minute,
you're eating a doughnut,
275
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,114
waxing all poetic.
276
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,831
The next, you're stroking out
all over the floor.
277
00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:49,245
That kinda makes you think, huh?
278
00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:51,956
About laying off the doughnuts, sure.
279
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,077
You think he's gonna be OK?
280
00:11:53,172 --> 00:11:54,500
I don't know,
he seemed pretty tweaked.
281
00:11:54,590 --> 00:11:56,499
I do know that he appreciated
you holding his hand
282
00:11:56,592 --> 00:11:59,509
- the entire time, though, Runks.
- Well, what do you think, Sam?
283
00:11:59,595 --> 00:12:01,587
I think we should add
a stroke scene to the script, man.
284
00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:03,222
- Stroke scene?
- I can pull that shit off no problem.
285
00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:07,476
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice.
286
00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:10,313
We best be thinking about
getting ourselves a cab, huh?
287
00:12:10,439 --> 00:12:12,099
Oh, wait a minute,
maybe one of your crew guys
288
00:12:12,191 --> 00:12:13,270
- can come pick us up?
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
289
00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:14,983
Call the midget.
I love that little dude.
290
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,397
That little nappyheaded nigga, man.
291
00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:17,815
Yeah, Mr Lowercase T.
292
00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:19,315
Nah, man.
293
00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:22,409
Oh, no, no, no. I don't think
that's a very good idea, Sam.
294
00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:24,450
No, we could really
get in a lot of trouble.
295
00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:26,493
For what? Just gonna take it back
to the police station.
296
00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:29,415
Charlie, it's the right thing to do.
The moral thing, the polite thing.
297
00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,907
I just don't wanna get in any trouble.
298
00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:34,244
What's up, Adam-12? I thought
it was your boyhood fucking dream
299
00:12:34,338 --> 00:12:35,417
to ride in a police car.
300
00:12:35,506 --> 00:12:37,415
And I have fulfilled that dream.
301
00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:40,919
Now it's time we should
all go home and reflect.
302
00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:45,255
- Shotgun!
- Hey, hey, guys, where you going?
303
00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:48,766
You're just gonna
leave me here, is that it?
304
00:12:49,895 --> 00:12:51,638
Yep, it looks like you're just
gonna leave without me.
305
00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:54,102
OK, OK, I'm coming. Can I drive?
306
00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:04,532
Could have at least
let me sit in the front.
307
00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:05,816
I called shotgun.
308
00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:07,370
There's nothing to do back here.
309
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:08,617
Shut the fuck up, Runkle.
310
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:10,248
You're like a small child
back there, man.
311
00:13:10,332 --> 00:13:11,743
And it's pissing me the fuck off.
312
00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:13,991
Boring.
313
00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:16,494
This motherfucker
driving all fucking slow.
314
00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:17,703
Watch this, watch this.
315
00:13:22,052 --> 00:13:23,760
Pow, motherfucker!
316
00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:29,804
Excuse me, but I really think
we're playing with fire here now, Sam.
317
00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:31,056
I don't know if you're aware,
318
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:35,094
but, but, but Hank has only
recently finished his probation, so...
319
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,649
For what, being a fucking rapist?
320
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:39,687
Hey, stop it with
all that rapist shit, OK?
321
00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:41,023
I'm sensitive about that.
322
00:13:41,113 --> 00:13:43,271
Oh, come on, man,
I say that shit with love, man.
323
00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:47,030
That's what I like about you, man.
You're an outlaw, man. Truth.
324
00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:48,484
- Bong, bong.
- Bong, bong.
325
00:13:48,579 --> 00:13:51,698
I prefer raper to rapist.
326
00:13:51,957 --> 00:13:53,665
Oh, shit. Grab the wheel for me.
327
00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:55,872
Oh!
328
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:57,618
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
329
00:13:57,713 --> 00:13:59,789
You probably want
to put that on speaker.
330
00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:03,049
- Yo, what up, man?
- Fine, have it your way.
331
00:14:03,135 --> 00:14:05,258
What? No, I signed for nothin'.
332
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,552
Fuck that. I'll be right there.
333
00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:10,095
- Be right where?
- My boy saw Kali up in the club
334
00:14:10,184 --> 00:14:12,176
getting cosy with
some clownass nigga, man.
335
00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:14,427
Well, we're going back to
the police station first, right?
336
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:17,143
- You're gonna drop us off.
- Something tells me no.
337
00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:20,401
Fuck that, you gotta strike
when the iron fist is hot.
338
00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:22,811
Yeah, but what if
something bad goes down?
339
00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:24,696
You don't want any
witnesses around, do you?
340
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:26,192
No, I do want witnesses, man.
341
00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:27,658
Especially some white
motherfuckers, man.
342
00:14:27,743 --> 00:14:30,198
- Oh, why, cos we're white?
- Yeah, cos you white, motherfucker.
343
00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:31,662
Cops believe white motherfuckers.
344
00:14:31,747 --> 00:14:33,989
You got my back, right?
Y'all got my back, right?
345
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,537
You'd lie for me, right?
346
00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:37,912
Not if it's against the law.
347
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,705
You lie for a living, motherfucker.
348
00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:42,079
Man's got a point.
349
00:15:12,538 --> 00:15:14,696
Officer, I think
someone's following me.
350
00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:16,328
Feel like I'm in danger.
351
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,959
Get the fuck outta here, streetwalker.
352
00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:20,665
Can't you see we're working, man?
We on a stakeout.
353
00:15:20,838 --> 00:15:23,411
No, that's not nice.
The lady says she's in danger.
354
00:15:23,507 --> 00:15:25,298
You just want a free hummer,
don't you?
355
00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:28,592
Come on inside here, sweetheart.
356
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,710
That's the way you treat a lady.
357
00:15:30,806 --> 00:15:33,344
Thank you. Ooh, my dogs are barking.
358
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,678
Aw.
359
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:35,883
How's business tonight?
360
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:37,851
It's a little slow, actually.
361
00:15:38,355 --> 00:15:39,933
There she is.
362
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,648
All right, all right,
what do you say we just...
363
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:45,308
We, we leave the car out of this
and we proceed on foot.
364
00:15:45,404 --> 00:15:47,977
Stop worrying about the goddamn car,
you fucking ninny.
365
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,575
Can I do it?
366
00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:03,081
Fuck yeah, go for it.
367
00:16:03,172 --> 00:16:04,547
How come he gets to do it?
368
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,256
Cos I like him better, man.
369
00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:10,709
That's right, we're pulling
you over, motherfucker!
370
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:11,967
Pull over to the right.
371
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,640
What are you, stupid?
Your other right, jackass.
372
00:16:15,726 --> 00:16:16,840
There you go.
373
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:31,774
So what's the move here,
good cop, bad cop, bald cop?
374
00:16:31,867 --> 00:16:33,990
No, how 'bout bad cop, bad cop,
375
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:36,200
bald cop stays in the fucking car?
376
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:37,991
Works for me.
377
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:48,165
That was sweet of you to let me in.
378
00:16:49,218 --> 00:16:50,676
Give me shelter from the storm.
379
00:16:50,761 --> 00:16:52,255
It's nothing.
380
00:16:52,346 --> 00:16:53,888
Who likes to see a lady in danger?
381
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,595
Not this cop.
382
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:01,177
Lieutenant Charles W. Runkle.
383
00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:02,469
Nice to meet you.
384
00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:04,557
Nice to meet you too, Officer.
385
00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:08,937
- So you a detective?
- Mmm-hmm. Yep.
386
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:12,149
I like to take a couple of the rookies
out on a 587 now and again,
387
00:17:12,241 --> 00:17:13,984
make sure they know their shit.
388
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:16,364
It's just good
old-fashioned police work.
389
00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:18,742
Well, how 'bout a good
old-fashioned blowjob?
390
00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:20,738
This one's on me,
391
00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:24,664
cos you're an officer and a gentleman.
392
00:17:29,508 --> 00:17:30,587
Ohh!
393
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,261
Out of the car, ma'am.
394
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:35,341
Hank.
395
00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:38,548
Licence and registration,
motherfucker.
396
00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:40,674
Come on, look alive.
397
00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:42,426
What the fuck?
398
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:44,431
He's really pissed. He misses you.
399
00:17:44,523 --> 00:17:46,100
You know, this is why
I moved out of his place,
400
00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:47,306
because he is a fucking psycho.
401
00:17:47,401 --> 00:17:48,515
Yeah, but we got to talk about this,
402
00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:50,567
cos sooner or later
he's gonna find out about us.
403
00:17:50,654 --> 00:17:52,362
How? I'm not gonna tell him.
404
00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:54,274
- Are you gonna tell him?
- No fucking way.
405
00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:55,825
So we don't have a problem.
406
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,072
Yeah.
407
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:58,987
Now I know where the fuck you live at.
408
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:00,324
Get out the car.
409
00:18:00,539 --> 00:18:02,199
He's really kind of sweet, in a way.
410
00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:04,741
Hank, I know you think
he's all warm and cuddly.
411
00:18:04,835 --> 00:18:05,949
Oh, no, I don't.
412
00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:07,325
I'm just saying to watch yourself.
413
00:18:07,421 --> 00:18:08,832
I am watching myself.
414
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:12,374
I try to get out, but he pulls
me back in with the money.
415
00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:15,137
And, uh, the money.
416
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:17,379
And, and... Oh, the exceptional weed.
417
00:18:17,472 --> 00:18:20,390
And, wow, you look really hot tonight.
418
00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:22,848
You know, I'm thinking
maybe I should handcuff you
419
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:24,596
just to be safe.
420
00:18:25,606 --> 00:18:27,230
What was I doing wrong, Officer?
421
00:18:27,316 --> 00:18:28,561
You tell me.
422
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:30,061
Turn around.
423
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:35,230
- You been drinking?
- No, sir, not at all.
424
00:18:35,824 --> 00:18:39,110
Not at all? Bullshit.
You was at the club, wasn't you?
425
00:18:39,453 --> 00:18:41,362
Step over there.
426
00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:46,041
Something smell funky to me, nigga.
427
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:48,617
Smell like pussy.
You been drinking pussy?
428
00:18:48,712 --> 00:18:50,372
- No.
- No what?
429
00:18:50,506 --> 00:18:53,043
No, I haven't been
drinking pussy, Officer.
430
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,960
What, this girl pussy ain't
good enough for you to drink?
431
00:18:55,052 --> 00:18:57,175
I'm sure she got
a very drinkable pussy.
432
00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:00,048
We just haven't gotten there yet.
433
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:01,599
You think you gonna get there?
434
00:19:01,683 --> 00:19:03,641
I think I can close this, yeah.
435
00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:06,930
Think you can close this.
What if she's somebody else's girl?
436
00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:10,897
Well, then I say that that
someone else in question
437
00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:13,060
isn't doing a good job
making her happy.
438
00:19:13,737 --> 00:19:15,148
Is that what you say, nigga?
439
00:19:18,534 --> 00:19:20,491
- Calvin, what the fuck are you doing?
- What are you, crazy?
440
00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:21,988
This motherfucker
disrespecting both of us.
441
00:19:22,079 --> 00:19:24,237
- Wait, you know this guy?
- You want me to call 911?
442
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:25,790
So that you can deal
with the real cops?
443
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:28,330
Fuck that. Look, I want you
to come home with me, a'ight?
444
00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:29,498
Forget all this bullshit.
445
00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:32,291
- Fuck you.
- Wait a second, you ain't a real cop?
446
00:19:32,673 --> 00:19:33,953
Shit, you could have fooled me.
447
00:19:34,049 --> 00:19:35,627
I'm gonna take that
as a compliment, motherfucker.
448
00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:37,793
I ain't gonna apologise
for fucking your legs up.
449
00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:39,001
I know where the fuck you live.
450
00:19:39,096 --> 00:19:40,376
Keep your hands off my bitch.
451
00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:43,677
Wait a second. Does that mean
you're Samurai Apocalypse?
452
00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:46,219
- Oh, shit.
- Oh, shit.
453
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:47,681
Oh, shit!
454
00:19:48,397 --> 00:19:50,685
God, you give an exceptional blowjob.
455
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:53,938
I mean, seriously.
456
00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:56,943
Something to be said
for putting in the time.
457
00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:03,529
Have you read Outliers?
Malcolm Gladwell.
458
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:07,989
He claims that the secret
to success in any field
459
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:09,743
is a simple matter
460
00:20:09,835 --> 00:20:15,838
of practising a specific task
for, mmm, about 10,000 hours.
461
00:20:26,435 --> 00:20:27,680
What, you wanna suck my dick now?
462
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:29,849
What?
463
00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:31,598
You want me to take mine out?
464
00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:33,481
Want me to put it in your mouth?
465
00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:35,192
Your dick?
466
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,125
Buck up, buddy boy.
467
00:20:56,215 --> 00:20:58,254
It doesn't matter. You didn't know.
468
00:20:58,342 --> 00:20:59,800
It... It doesn't count.
469
00:21:00,469 --> 00:21:02,876
- Did you know?
- Of course. Didn't you know?
470
00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:05,297
Fuck yeah, Hank.
See the size of that Adam's apple?
471
00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:08,136
Shit, do I look ignorant to you?
472
00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:10,095
No, no, you look like a guy
473
00:21:10,187 --> 00:21:12,974
who could spot a tranny hooker
from a mile away. Respect.
474
00:21:13,065 --> 00:21:14,974
Motherfucking right, man.
475
00:21:15,067 --> 00:21:17,818
Shit, this bitch Kali got
my fucking heart on fire, man.
476
00:21:17,903 --> 00:21:19,812
Yeah, I know how that feels, brother.
477
00:21:19,905 --> 00:21:22,610
- But you know what Sting says.
- What does Sting say?
478
00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:24,739
He says that if you love somebody,
479
00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:26,155
you set them free.
480
00:21:26,537 --> 00:21:28,494
- Sting says that?
- Yep, he sure does.
481
00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:30,407
- You're fucking with me, man.
- No, he says that.
482
00:21:30,499 --> 00:21:32,076
He sings about it in a Sting song.
483
00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:33,827
That saying been around
since the Stone Ages.
484
00:21:33,919 --> 00:21:37,039
Yeah, well, Sting's the one
who wrote a song about it.
485
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:39,206
- You think I'm dumb don't you, Moody?
- No, I don't.
486
00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:40,710
Then why are you always
fucking condescending to me?
487
00:21:40,801 --> 00:21:43,292
I'm not condescending to you.
I'm relating, you know.
488
00:21:43,387 --> 00:21:44,964
You know I got a fucking
broken heart right now, right?
489
00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:46,336
I do know that. Yes, I know.
490
00:21:46,431 --> 00:21:48,175
Fucking Jersey Shore ass nigga, man,
491
00:21:48,267 --> 00:21:50,888
sticking his pencil dick
in my sweet pound cake.
492
00:21:50,978 --> 00:21:53,266
Yeah, I relate. You know,
right now, the love of my life
493
00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:55,644
is getting pounded by some
omnisexual chicken hawk.
494
00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:57,013
Doesn't feel good.
495
00:21:57,109 --> 00:21:58,389
Nah.
496
00:21:59,903 --> 00:22:01,314
It could be worse.
497
00:22:01,405 --> 00:22:02,685
Yeah, how?
498
00:22:02,990 --> 00:22:05,278
Coulda just had your dick
drained by a tranny hooker.
499
00:22:06,869 --> 00:22:07,948
True dat.
500
00:22:08,036 --> 00:22:11,286
It's not funny! Why are you laughing?
501
00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:12,748
Oh, man.
502
00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:19,918
Oh.
503
00:22:20,674 --> 00:22:22,916
Becca, hey, sweetie.
I thought you weren't talking to me.
504
00:22:25,304 --> 00:22:26,466
Wait, hold up.
505
00:22:26,555 --> 00:22:28,263
Slow down, slow down, slow down.
506
00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:29,807
It's back?
507
00:22:29,892 --> 00:22:31,683
OK, I gotta see this. We'll be there.
508
00:22:32,477 --> 00:22:34,684
- What's up?
- Somewhere we gotta go.
509
00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:36,560
Let's go deep.
510
00:22:45,741 --> 00:22:47,283
You OK, baby? What happened?
511
00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:48,447
See for yourself.
512
00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:49,911
It was amazing, Hank.
513
00:22:49,995 --> 00:22:51,904
It's the coolest thing
that I've ever seen.
514
00:22:54,208 --> 00:22:55,666
What? It was, I'm sorry.
515
00:22:57,628 --> 00:23:00,201
- Richard.
- Peek-a-boo and fine wine.
516
00:23:00,589 --> 00:23:04,088
- Come on up, honey.
- Come, get down now.
517
00:23:04,176 --> 00:23:05,290
I can't remember the song.
518
00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:06,796
- Karen.
- Jesus.
519
00:23:06,887 --> 00:23:08,167
What the fuck are you doing here?
520
00:23:08,263 --> 00:23:09,544
It's a long story and, ultimately,
521
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:11,134
not as interesting
as what's happening here.
522
00:23:11,225 --> 00:23:12,933
What happened?
523
00:23:13,018 --> 00:23:14,181
Tyler switched drinks,
524
00:23:14,269 --> 00:23:15,645
thought it would be funny
to watch him get drunk.
525
00:23:15,729 --> 00:23:17,520
Jesus, that kid really is a young me.
526
00:23:18,023 --> 00:23:19,138
Hey, Batesy!
527
00:23:19,233 --> 00:23:21,391
Hank, god damn it!
It's great to see you!
528
00:23:21,485 --> 00:23:22,730
I'm so glad you could make it.
529
00:23:22,819 --> 00:23:25,357
Good to see you too, man.
Loving that mangina.
530
00:23:25,447 --> 00:23:27,321
Thank you. It is fucking liberating.
531
00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:29,530
Hey, you wanna come down
and put some clothes on
532
00:23:29,618 --> 00:23:30,733
before the law gets here?
533
00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:32,654
No, no, nonsense. I'm tucked.
534
00:23:32,746 --> 00:23:34,027
You know, I was just telling Karen
535
00:23:34,122 --> 00:23:36,495
I used to fuck guys
like Tyler back in prison.
536
00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:38,706
Did I ever tell you about
the year I spent behind bars?
537
00:23:38,794 --> 00:23:40,585
- No.
- Yeah, I was researching a novel
538
00:23:40,671 --> 00:23:43,707
about prison life, so I knocked over
a little liquor store.
539
00:23:44,049 --> 00:23:45,792
The research was great,
540
00:23:45,884 --> 00:23:47,592
but there was an unexpected gift.
541
00:23:48,011 --> 00:23:49,422
I fell in love there, Hank.
542
00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:52,004
- Twice. Two very different men.
- Mmm-hmm.
543
00:23:52,766 --> 00:23:54,225
And we still keep in touch.
544
00:23:54,768 --> 00:23:57,473
I gotta tell you, men in prison
make exceptional pen pals.
545
00:23:57,563 --> 00:23:59,769
Letters like fucking short stories.
546
00:23:59,857 --> 00:24:01,434
You remember
your first short story, Hank?
547
00:24:01,525 --> 00:24:02,770
- Yeah.
- Finishing mine
548
00:24:02,860 --> 00:24:05,018
gave me a thunderous erection.
549
00:24:05,112 --> 00:24:06,440
You remember your first erection?
550
00:24:06,530 --> 00:24:07,941
Yeah, I had a big crush
551
00:24:08,031 --> 00:24:09,775
on the blonde from
The Beverly Hillbillies.
552
00:24:09,867 --> 00:24:11,195
Elly May Clampett.
553
00:24:11,285 --> 00:24:14,120
Spilt a lot of boy milk
to that foxy little tramp.
554
00:24:15,205 --> 00:24:16,284
Yeah.
555
00:24:16,373 --> 00:24:17,701
You know, thanks to that fine memory,
556
00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:19,618
the blood is starting
to flow down south.
557
00:24:19,710 --> 00:24:22,082
This could be
pretty hard to tuck in a minute.
558
00:24:22,171 --> 00:24:24,247
- I hear you.
- I'm going for a run.
559
00:24:24,339 --> 00:24:26,332
Give me a hug.
There you go, show me love.
560
00:24:27,176 --> 00:24:28,290
There you go.
561
00:24:28,552 --> 00:24:29,832
I love you, babe.
562
00:24:30,345 --> 00:24:31,590
Don't wait up.
563
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,258
Hey, hey, hey.
564
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,300
You want me to go after him?
565
00:24:35,392 --> 00:24:37,717
No, I don't. Just let him run it off.
566
00:24:37,811 --> 00:24:40,646
- Hey, Tyler, not cool.
- I'm speechless.
567
00:24:40,731 --> 00:24:42,640
- Not cool.
- I am speechless.
568
00:24:42,733 --> 00:24:44,393
- Not cool at all.
- I know, I know.
569
00:24:44,484 --> 00:24:45,765
OK, I'm sorry, all right?
570
00:24:45,861 --> 00:24:47,141
- I feel bad, I do, OK?
- Yeah.
571
00:24:47,237 --> 00:24:48,518
But, look, Becca told me
all these stories
572
00:24:48,614 --> 00:24:51,187
about how crazy he gets
when he drinks.
573
00:24:51,283 --> 00:24:52,528
And, look, it was just...
It was too tempting.
574
00:24:52,618 --> 00:24:55,322
All right, much as I hate to say it,
I understand, but...
575
00:24:55,412 --> 00:24:56,990
Besides, he was being a total dick.
576
00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:58,705
It's like he was
standing in for you tonight.
577
00:24:58,790 --> 00:24:59,989
Literally giving me a hard time
578
00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:02,242
about every single word that
was coming out of my mouth.
579
00:25:02,336 --> 00:25:05,539
Shit just gets tiring, you know,
and I just hit my limit.
580
00:25:06,131 --> 00:25:07,673
Yo, an order of aji, yo, man.
581
00:25:07,758 --> 00:25:09,133
Is he with you by any chance?
582
00:25:09,218 --> 00:25:10,628
- Who, that?
- Yeah.
583
00:25:10,719 --> 00:25:12,379
- That woman?
- No, him.
584
00:25:12,471 --> 00:25:14,095
Oh, him? Officer Dolemite over there?
585
00:25:14,181 --> 00:25:16,008
No, I've never seen him
before in my life.
586
00:25:16,099 --> 00:25:17,891
Yeah? Cos I'm pretty sure he was there
587
00:25:17,976 --> 00:25:19,056
the night I got my ass kicked.
588
00:25:19,144 --> 00:25:20,722
Really? That would be
quite a coinkydink.
589
00:25:20,812 --> 00:25:22,141
You sure you're not just being racist?
590
00:25:22,231 --> 00:25:23,891
- You gotta check that shit.
- Yo, Moody.
591
00:25:23,982 --> 00:25:25,939
You seen that fucking
naked guy run outta here?
592
00:25:26,026 --> 00:25:28,184
Fucking dick swinging,
some real white boy shit, yo.
593
00:25:28,278 --> 00:25:29,476
Crazy.
594
00:25:30,447 --> 00:25:32,274
Hey, yo.
Yo, ain't this the little Romeo
595
00:25:32,366 --> 00:25:33,990
we had to smack down at
the club the other night?
596
00:25:34,076 --> 00:25:36,033
Yes, yes, it is. Good to see you.
597
00:25:36,203 --> 00:25:38,077
Good to see you, too.
You're healing real good, son.
598
00:25:38,163 --> 00:25:39,492
Thanks.
599
00:25:39,831 --> 00:25:41,824
Dad, what did you do?
600
00:25:41,917 --> 00:25:44,490
Nothing. I did... I did nothing.
601
00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:46,330
- Will you tell them?
- Will you answer her?
602
00:25:46,421 --> 00:25:47,666
- Tell 'em.
- Tell 'em what?
603
00:25:47,756 --> 00:25:50,543
That I... That I didn't do anything
of that nature.
604
00:25:50,634 --> 00:25:51,797
No, he ain't do anything though,
605
00:25:51,885 --> 00:25:53,961
but I knew it was important to him,
so I took care of it.
606
00:25:54,054 --> 00:25:55,762
That's what we do for each other.
607
00:25:55,848 --> 00:25:57,306
I'd be happy to do it again,
if necessary.
608
00:25:57,391 --> 00:25:59,015
It's not necessary.
609
00:25:59,101 --> 00:26:00,512
Let's go.
610
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:04,559
They make a cute couple, man.
611
00:26:04,648 --> 00:26:06,605
I don't see why you getting so
fucking bent up about it.
612
00:26:06,692 --> 00:26:08,150
Thanks. That was very helpful.
613
00:26:08,235 --> 00:26:09,433
Cool, let's get some sake.
614
00:26:10,237 --> 00:26:11,779
Unfiltered sake, Nigori.
615
00:26:16,910 --> 00:26:18,737
I wanna see some new
pages tomorrow, Moody.
616
00:26:19,413 --> 00:26:21,489
What exactly have we learned tonight?
617
00:26:21,790 --> 00:26:25,124
Our boy Runkle learned what it's like
to cum in a tranny hooker's mouth.
618
00:26:25,210 --> 00:26:28,164
Thank you, Sam. Thank you so much.
619
00:26:28,589 --> 00:26:30,297
I'd almost managed
to stop thinking about it
620
00:26:30,382 --> 00:26:31,841
for five whole seconds there.
621
00:26:32,467 --> 00:26:34,092
Gargle, gargle, yo.
622
00:26:36,180 --> 00:26:37,757
Holy shit, yo. Check that out.
623
00:26:39,141 --> 00:26:40,552
What the fuck?
624
00:26:47,941 --> 00:26:49,270
- Batesy!
- Hey!
625
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:50,688
Hey, want a ride?
626
00:26:50,777 --> 00:26:52,236
Oh, I don't mind if I do.
627
00:26:52,321 --> 00:26:53,601
Well, get on in.
628
00:26:56,617 --> 00:26:59,024
Thanks, boys. Who's up for a cocktail?
629
00:27:05,125 --> 00:27:06,619
Oh, fuck.47892
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