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Previously on Californication...
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How come you never told me
Bill's daughter was a writer?
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This young woman's written what
could be the book of the year.
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Is that right?
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The girl's gonna sell five million copies
based on the jacket photo alone.
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- People are gonna recognise my writing.
- No, see, I covered my tracks.
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I added little bits of me
when I retyped it.
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You have done some fucked-up
shit in your time,
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- but I didn't think you'd do that.
- Not knowingly.
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I'll take the book off the counter...
you say the word.
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- There are offers?
- Many.
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Well, then I'm fucked.
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Baby, come on...
hey, we were taking a break!
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- Are you totally serious about marrying Bill?
- Yes.
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What about Hank?
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- Are you questioning things?
- I question everything... it's very healthy.
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I just think you can't run off and marry a guy
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after making sweet love to yours truly.
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If anyone knows of a reason
why this couple should not wed,
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speak now or forever hold your peace.
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What?
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Wait, hold on. Hold on.
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Stop. One minute. Time out.
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Since you are bringing it up,
there is something I would like to express.
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I just want to put it on the table.
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Karen, I've got a car...
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There's more.
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You just say the word,
and I'll pull it around front.
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You get in, you grab the Becca, off we go.
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Bill, I'm sorry... you're not invited.
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Doesn't have much of a back seat.
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What do you say, Karen? It's not too late.
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It's never too late.
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Slow down!
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Are you OK?
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Oh, sweetie.
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Yeah. Just a bad dream.
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Better get moving...
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Wedding's at three.
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I laid out your clothes.
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There's coffee.
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Oh, happy day.
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OK, the fucking bunny
goes around the fucking left...
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Oh, my God, honey.
You look so beautiful.
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- Dad?
- Yeah?
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- It happened.
- What happened?
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It.
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- It what?
- It!
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- It?
- The it!
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Oh, it! Shit.
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Oh, I'm so sorry, sweetie.
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I should have been set up
for such a momentous event
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in the life of a young woman.
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I should have had some kind of kit prepared.
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Are you OK? Do you need to sit down?
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Are you there, Dad? It's me... Becca. I'm
fine.
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I'm not going to die or anything.
I just got my period.
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- Can we keep moving?
- Yeah.
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Aha! OK.
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- Whoa, whoa... oh, dear.
- What?
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- I kinda need those.
- I probably need them more than you.
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- Well, let me buy them off you.
- No.
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- Can I buy a couple?
- No!
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Let me just buy a couple tampons from you.
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- I can't buy one tampon? One tampon.
- No, I won't sell you one tampon.
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I can't buy one...
Do you have any cash?
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Here's an idea...
why don't you try another store?
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They make a lot of these things, you know?
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You don't understand. I'm in a big hurry.
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I need those actual tampons.
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- Bye now.
- Hey!
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Lady, you know what? You are not very nice.
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Excuse me?
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If I was in the market for, say...
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I don't know, adult diapers,
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and some poor, incontinent soul walked by
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who obviously needed them more than I did,
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I would surrender those diapers.
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Good to know, asshole!
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- Everything OK?
- This guy's being a total dick.
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He's trying to steal my tampons.
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Why do you want to steal
a woman's tampons?
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I wasn't trying to steal her tampons.
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I was trying to buy them off her.
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OK. What the fuck you want to buy
my wife's tampons for?
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You two are a charming couple.
You been together long?
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Are you looking to get your ass kicked?
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Normally, I'd say, "Go for it... kick his ass,"
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but we're running out of time here, Dad.
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Sweetie, you're right.
When you're right, you're right.
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Let's blow this popsicle stand.
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Hey, enjoy the shit out of your tampons.
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Thanks a lot.
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Go, Becca. Becca, go!
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- Come here!
- Go! Go!
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- Becca!
- Honey!
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By the Heineken! Yeah! You're open!
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Yes!
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She's the one who needs them?
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No, they're for me.
I like to use them as earplugs.
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- First time?
- First time.
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- Where's your mother?
- She's getting married today.
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We're on our way to the wedding.
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Oh, she's not married
to your father... what a surprise.
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Do you need some help, sweetie?
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That's not a terrible idea, honey.
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I'm sorry.
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What are you gonna do?
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When it comes to the woman I love,
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I don't think, I just act.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I messed you all up.
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- Nah, it's cool.
- I'm sorry, man.
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- Am I good?
- Yeah.
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- How's the hair?
- Looks good.
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We're a blended family,
and I want the kids on that side...
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- Hey, Dad.
- Hey.
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Where's Karen? Cold feet?
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That's very sweet of you, honey,
and very supportive.
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Throw a couple of drinky-poos in her,
a roofie or two... she's not going anywhere.
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Hey!
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You're lucky I have a very
sophisticated sense of humour.
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You'll miss my dark, sardonic wit
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when I'm criss-crossing
the nation on my book tour.
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Yes... about your book.
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You read it? What'd you think?
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Well, I wanted to save this
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until after we got back
from the honeymoon, but...
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I can't, in good conscience,
let you publish it,
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not given the current national climate.
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- What the fuck are you talking about?
- Mia, watch your language.
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Where is this coming from?
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Believe it or not, I'm fairly
successful at what I do,
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and something called...
Fucking And Punching
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by my 16-year-old daughter
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might bring me
some undesirable attention.
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You can't do this. It's my book. I wrote it.
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I can do whatever the fuck I want with it.
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I'm in business with
half of these publishers.
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If I want to make something
go away, it goes away.
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That's not what this is about...
your reputation.
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Well, the content is a little unsettling,
wouldn't you agree?
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The whole thing reads like
some teenage girl's fantasy
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about having an affair
with some depraved asshole
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who bears a striking resemblance
to my least favourite American novelist.
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What makes you think it's fantasy?
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Mia.
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- Take a hit.
- No!
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I can't get high on my wedding day.
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Yes, you can. "Yes, I did."
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Yeah, and look how that ended up.
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Now, you're aware that once you say, "I do,"
it's gonna be you...
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and Bill's baby arm for the rest of your life.
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- Can you handle that shit?
- That's big.
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A baby arm is very big, Marcy.
That's gonna hurt.
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Especially in the ass.
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Has Bill requested the ass yet?
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- No, and he's not gonna get it!
- Not even on his wedding night?
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You don't deny your man the ass.
You give it to him.
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Because once he knows he can have that,
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he ain't gonna want that shit
any more... believe that.
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Yeah, man, the ass is always greener.
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Seriously, though,
I think you're doing the right thing here.
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You are so fucking full of shit.
You hated him.
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Last week, you said he made
your flavia shrivel.
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My labia.
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Sorry. No one was
a bigger hater than me,
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- But Bill's a good guy.
- He is!
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- He's a man of substance.
- Yes! Yes.
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- He's not a lost boy.
- No.
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Cos believe me, once you've
seen the love of your life
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hit in the face with
another woman's ejaculate,
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your perspective changes.
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It fucks you up.
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You lose your innocence.
That shit is fucked up.
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Hey, Marce...
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I slept with Hank.
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OK, either I'm really fucking baked,
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or you just told me that you boned Hank.
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His dad had just died, so...
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- You're such a slut!
- I know.
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- Was it good?
- Yeah...
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- It was sad.
- Like coming and crying sad,
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or like dirty and shameful sad?
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- I don't know.
- No, no, no, you stupid bitch!
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- You're gonna fuck your make-up!
- I'm good.
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Oh, happy thoughts!
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- What up, Runkle?
- Hey there.
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You better pace yourself, young lady.
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Why? I'm fucked.
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My dad won't let me publish
Fucking And Punching.
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National climate, and whatnot.
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Really? I don't really know
what you're talking about,
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national climate and whatnot,
but that's good news.
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You got what was coming to you after all.
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What do you know about it?
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I know you fucked and punched him...
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set him up, stole his book.
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What are you gonna do about it, huh?
Spank me?
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You ladies talk about everything, don't you?
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Just the stuff worth talking about.
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How long it take her to drop that one?
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Two sips of a soy macchiato,
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but, hey, I always knew
you had a little bit of kink in you.
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I could tell.
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Yeah? You looking to get
a little of that now?
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You do realise
you're hitting on a teenage girl?
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I thought that was your "thang".
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Gross.
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At least it all worked out for the best, right?
Hank gets his book back,
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and you get to crawl back
to the hole from whence you came.
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Hey, fuck that, Runkle.
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This ain't over till it's over.
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- You, Lilliputian... you're going with me.
- Don't scratch it.
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And you... she wants to talk to you.
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You had sex with her!
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- She told you?
- She told me.
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And you gotta hit that shit again...
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give her some of that daddy dick.
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Fuck her into doing the right thing here.
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There's something
seriously wrong with you,
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and you're stoned.
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Don't be harsh.
You're freaking me out.
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Behave yourself.
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Wow...
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You look incredible...
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except for the makeup,
which is a little hooker-ish.
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Maybe that's what you're going for,
I don't know.
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Shut up.
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What took you so long? Where is she?
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There was bad traffic on the PCH...
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- You're so full of...
...and Becca got her period.
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What? She did?
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Makes perfect sense it would happen
on my watch, doesn't it?
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Oh, my God. How is she? What did you do?
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What do you think?
I handled the fuck out of that shit.
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- You did?
- Yeah.
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- You mean you showed her how to...
- Oh, God, no.
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There was this very nice lady
at the supermarket that helped us out.
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Jesus Christ, Hank!
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Fuck! It wasn't supposed to be like this.
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I wasn't supposed
to be marrying some other guy,
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and you weren't supposed to flush
your fucking career down the toilet,
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and Becca wasn't supposed
to start her period
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and some strange woman show her
how to use a tampon for the first time.
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00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:06,511
All those things that
weren't supposed to happen...
246
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:08,137
They happened.
247
00:14:09,139 --> 00:14:11,850
What happens next is up to you.
248
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:14,727
I'm going through with it, Hank.
249
00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:16,980
Go through with it, Karen.
250
00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:20,567
- I can't cancel. It's not that simple.
- I'm not asking you to.
251
00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:25,321
I'm not gonna make some grand, romantic
gesture and ruin your wedding day.
252
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:27,782
You're not?
253
00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:31,953
- You promise?
- I promise.
254
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,876
Good luck out there.
255
00:14:47,469 --> 00:14:51,014
And if anyone knows any reason
why these two should not be wed,
256
00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:53,975
please speak now
or forever hold your peace.
257
00:14:57,813 --> 00:14:59,314
Bill.
258
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,400
Yoo-hoo! Over here!
259
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:04,861
Mia, what are you doing?
260
00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:08,406
Excuse me, I was told to speak
now or forever hold my peace.
261
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,950
Was that just bullshit
or can I file my grievance?
262
00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:14,537
Oh, this could be interesting.
263
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:19,626
Yeah, I just don't think that
I can fully endorse this union.
264
00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:22,128
Get a load of the balls on this chick.
265
00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:25,924
I told you we should cut this part
from the ceremony. It's totally antiquated.
266
00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:29,177
Let her speak, OK? Mia? Come on.
267
00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:33,806
OK, first of all, you two
don't even love each other.
268
00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:36,643
Yeah, you don't even know what love is.
269
00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:38,227
I love your dad... of course I do.
270
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:41,606
Karen, all due respect...
give me a fucking break.
271
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:43,858
- You're still in love with Hank.
- Mia, that's enough.
272
00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:46,778
And you know what? You should be.
273
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:48,738
He's obviously the guy for you.
274
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,990
OK, I am so fucking high right now.
275
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:55,244
Dad, I want you to be happy... I do.
276
00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:58,915
You totally deserve it. You got a bum deal.
277
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:02,502
You loved someone with your whole heart...
I know you did...
278
00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:04,504
And they up and died on you.
279
00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:10,051
That sucks... but you gotta get real.
You can't just play house.
280
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:12,345
It's good.
281
00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:13,805
- Fuck!
- Hold on.
282
00:16:13,847 --> 00:16:15,223
If you marry Karen,
283
00:16:15,265 --> 00:16:17,892
you're always gonna be staring
down the barrel of Hank, simple as that.
284
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:22,730
- Let's take a little walk.
- You'd like that, wouldn't you?
285
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:25,191
We're gonna get some coffee,
smoke some cigarettes...
286
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:27,276
Come here.
287
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:30,738
Let it go. All right? Just let it go.
288
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,365
If I can, you can.
289
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:34,033
It doesn't mean anything.
290
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,660
You think you can just shut me up?
291
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,829
Of course you do, Hank...
just like you thought
292
00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:39,872
you could fuck me
and never talk to me again.
293
00:16:39,915 --> 00:16:43,334
Hank, what is she talking about?
294
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:46,671
Do you want to tell them or should I?
295
00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:51,092
You fucked her, didn't you?
296
00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:58,558
OK, you want to do this?
297
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,018
For real?
298
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:02,854
Do it right... tell them the truth.
299
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,690
Hank, what did you do?
300
00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:08,901
Tell them.
301
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:11,279
Did you, or did you not, sleep with him?
302
00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:26,169
Of course not.
303
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:32,091
Give a girl some credit.
It's just a book... a made-up story.
304
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:36,220
It's fucking fiction, people!
305
00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:43,936
OK.
306
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,273
I don't give a damn about
any moment that's come before this.
307
00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:48,691
It's very simple, Karen.
308
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:51,194
I love you.
309
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:53,571
Do you love me?
Do you want to marry me?
310
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:00,870
Yes, I do.
311
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:33,319
Man's got his woman to take his seed
312
00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:38,616
He got the power, she got the need
313
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:43,955
She spends her life through
pleasing up her man
314
00:18:43,997 --> 00:18:50,211
She feeds him dinner
on anything she can
315
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:55,174
She cries alone at night too often
316
00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:59,720
He smokes and drinks
and don't come home at all
317
00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:10,898
Only women bleed
318
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:19,699
Man makes your hair grey,
he's your life's mistake
319
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:21,534
You want to talk about it?
320
00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:25,788
- No.
- You need a hug?
321
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:29,250
- Oh, no.
- Come on. Let me love you.
322
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:31,210
Will you shut the fuck up?
323
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:35,715
He slaps you once in a while
and you live and love in pain
324
00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:38,009
So, what now?
325
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,307
I was thinking maybe I'll get into teaching.
326
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:46,601
There's an idea.
327
00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:49,478
Not a particularly good one,
but it's an idea nonetheless.
328
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:52,648
- Good luck with that.
- I hate you.
329
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:54,025
I hate myself.
330
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:58,654
Only women bleed
331
00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:10,124
Dance with your daughter?
332
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:12,668
Don't mind if I do.
333
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,503
Later, Runkle.
334
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:23,012
I'm very proud of you.
335
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:26,140
Really? And why is that?
336
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:28,309
Because you got through it...
337
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:31,437
and didn't get into a fight with anyone.
338
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:34,190
Well, you didn't start it, at least.
339
00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:38,444
You're tragically flawed, Dad,
340
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:41,489
but you've got a good heart.
341
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:45,493
I'll take that.
342
00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:54,085
Hello, sister, mind if I cut in?
343
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:05,846
I suppose I should thank you.
344
00:21:05,889 --> 00:21:08,975
- For what?
- Saving my ass.
345
00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:11,811
I'd say we're about even right now.
346
00:21:11,853 --> 00:21:13,896
How's that?
347
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:17,108
My dad decided to publish the book, so...
348
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:21,028
I think he feels a lot better
knowing that we didn't have sex.
349
00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:24,782
- But we did.
- Yeah.
350
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,494
Yeah, we did.
351
00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:30,037
Once upon a time,
352
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,416
I saw my favourite writer
in a bookstore and...
353
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,876
I seduced him.
354
00:21:35,919 --> 00:21:37,962
So what... would it have been better
355
00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:41,757
to lose my virginity in the back
of some rich kid's Beamer?
356
00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:45,094
Now you're really fucking with me.
357
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:50,016
A girl never forgets her first.
358
00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:57,773
Hey...
359
00:21:57,816 --> 00:21:59,734
How you holding up, Daddy?
360
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:03,279
Oh, hey, don't worry about me.
361
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:06,240
Worry about that poor simpleton over there.
362
00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:08,701
You can call me whenever, you know...
363
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:11,203
Hey, take that.
364
00:22:11,246 --> 00:22:13,789
Come on, Marcy. You know
you want that bald eagle back.
365
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:15,249
You've made him suffer long enough.
366
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:17,668
He's been out there.
Trust me, there's nothing for him.
367
00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:19,754
He spanked the forbidden fruit,
368
00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:21,964
and now he's realised
that he'd rather be...
369
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:24,842
shucking your hairless clam.
370
00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:29,597
Hey, be nice to my clam.
371
00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:35,353
Hey, you, dance with
your fucking wife already.
372
00:22:36,938 --> 00:22:39,732
Be nice to her vagina.
373
00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:54,830
Well, I guess congratulations are in order.
374
00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:58,542
- You did it.
- Looks like I did.
375
00:22:58,585 --> 00:23:00,252
Good for you.
376
00:23:00,295 --> 00:23:02,713
OK, this is starting to give me dumb chills.
377
00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:05,132
- What?
- That's right... you're a woman now.
378
00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:07,259
- Shut up.
- Baby.
379
00:23:08,428 --> 00:23:10,721
May I?
380
00:23:10,764 --> 00:23:13,766
Dance? You?
381
00:23:21,191 --> 00:23:23,859
Why didn't I dance with you more often?
382
00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:26,362
Remember? You thought it was stupid.
383
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:29,490
Sounds familiar.
384
00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:31,617
And once again, the joke's on me,
385
00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:33,994
because I'm the stupid one.
386
00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:41,919
You know, I'm sorry I never
gave you a day like today.
387
00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:44,755
I don't know what I was so afraid of.
388
00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:46,590
So negative.
389
00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:49,593
Because I look around
390
00:23:49,636 --> 00:23:51,887
and I think it's the most beautiful thing
391
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:54,014
I've ever seen...
392
00:23:54,057 --> 00:23:56,434
aside from you.
393
00:24:02,816 --> 00:24:06,068
Oh, I believe that's our daughter.
394
00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:07,903
Don't stare... she'll kill us.
395
00:24:13,076 --> 00:24:15,536
Just all went by so fast.
396
00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:20,833
From the moment I met you till just now...
397
00:24:20,917 --> 00:24:24,128
seems like just a second ago.
398
00:24:32,804 --> 00:24:35,264
Excuse me, Hank.
I wouldn't mind dancing with my wife.
399
00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:37,975
Bill, of course. Be good to her.
400
00:24:38,018 --> 00:24:41,437
I had a shot with her once, but I blew it.
401
00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:07,922
Now, that's what I call fucking, Runkle.
402
00:25:07,964 --> 00:25:10,174
You go, girl.
403
00:25:28,818 --> 00:25:31,612
OK, don't push your luck, Clapton.
404
00:25:31,655 --> 00:25:33,781
Becca, meet me in the car
in three and a half minutes.
405
00:25:33,823 --> 00:25:37,535
And you? No tongue. I'm serious.
That's not cool.
406
00:25:37,577 --> 00:25:41,622
Check yourself, before you
wrigidy-wrigidy-wreck yourself.
407
00:25:48,713 --> 00:25:52,591
Stay away from musicians.
They're nothing but trouble.
408
00:25:52,634 --> 00:25:56,095
He asked me out... on a date.
409
00:25:57,722 --> 00:25:59,390
Captain Fantastic.
410
00:25:59,432 --> 00:26:02,434
- Thank you.
- Can I go?
411
00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:05,813
Of course you can go.
412
00:26:05,855 --> 00:26:08,566
- Impressed?
- Very.
413
00:26:08,608 --> 00:26:10,651
Maybe it's possible, after all this time,
414
00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:13,404
for your old man
to grow the fuck up already.
415
00:26:14,864 --> 00:26:19,034
Maybe it happens anyway,
whether you like it or not.
416
00:26:24,457 --> 00:26:26,375
- Yeah!
- Pay up.
417
00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:29,420
I gave my last bill to the valet.
You're shit out of luck.
418
00:26:29,462 --> 00:26:32,798
Hank! Wait! Hank!
419
00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:36,594
Hank! Wait! Hank! Wait!
420
00:26:36,636 --> 00:26:38,262
Just go... drive the car!
421
00:26:38,305 --> 00:26:39,471
- You sure?
- Yes!
422
00:26:39,514 --> 00:26:41,307
Quick, before I change my fucking mind!
423
00:26:41,349 --> 00:26:43,017
I'm sorry, baby.
424
00:26:43,059 --> 00:26:44,476
Karen!
425
00:26:44,519 --> 00:26:46,854
Karen, wait! Come back!
426
00:26:47,731 --> 00:26:49,273
Karen!
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