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Hey, what are you doing here?
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You didn't even watch
last week's Shameless.
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Get the fuck out of my truck.
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Something weird
happened with Tish.
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She didn't wanna use a condom,
but I did.
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I tried to pull out,
but she wrapped her legs
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so tight
and wouldn't let me.
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She raped you.
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Are we in a relationship?
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Sandy!
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Who's that?
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It's my fucking husband.
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Your what?
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Now all I gotta do
is get Black folks
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moving back
into the neighborhood.
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Black folks
don't shoot up schools.
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When Mikaela has
a problem with Laquon,
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she knows she gotta go
to his mama's house,
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handle it there.
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We can stash the bikes in here
till you find some buyers.
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You're cool letting us use
your gym?
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How much?
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Five percent.
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Deal.
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I saw my dad yesterday.
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I told him about us maybe
taking over my old bedroom.
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No, no, no, absolutely not.
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We're, uh...we're thinking
we wanna sell the house,
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the Gallagher house.
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Fuck that.
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A woman found you
unconscious
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and bleeding behind a Dumpster.
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Dementia?
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Good morning,
oh brother of mine.
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Made you breakfast.
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-What's with her?
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I wouldn't trust it.
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Good morning, boys.
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Look what I made.
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Your favorite.
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Why the fuck are you
touching me right now?
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Tami, Phillip,
bacon rainbows?
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Flower pancakes?
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Uh, we're good.
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Uh, good.
Thanks, though.
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Hey, bud.
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So, um...
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things got a little bit heated
last night,
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but now that
we've all slept on it,
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I would like to reopen
the discussion
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about fixing up the house
to sell.
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Um...
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if we knocked out
a couple walls,
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created a more open floor plan,
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we could add 30 grand
to the sale price.
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Debs, what do you think?
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Oh, Phillip...
Well, I think
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you can take
your open floor plan
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-and lick my vagina.
- Gross.
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Jesus fucking Christ,
what is the big deal?
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I grew up here.
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Yeah, we all grew up here.
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Maybe our kids can grow up
someplace nicer.
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Yeah, maybe somewhere
Frank doesn't live.
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Oh, I see what this is.
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It's not even your idea.
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Fucking
Little Miss Middle Class
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wants her townhouse in Pilsen.
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Whoa, hold on a second.
I didn't even--
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How hard did you have
to twist his little nut sack
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for him to do what you wanted?
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Nobody twisted
my nut sack, all right?
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And it doesn't matter
whose idea this is.
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It's a good idea.
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You are the only one
who doesn't think so.
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Well, Ian only thinks so
because you think so.
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-What?
-And Carl's too stupid to think
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-anything at all.
-Hey, that's not true.
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Mickey and I have been
saving up to get our own place.
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When did that idea come?
Right when Lip moved out.
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"Lip got his own place.
I should too."
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That's bullshit.
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I don't just do things
'cause Lip says.
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Well, you sort of do, though.
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Name one thing.
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Switched from tighty-whiteys
to boxers 'cause Lip did.
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I had a fungus issue.
Boxers air the boys out better.
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Totally.
Who told you that again?
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Lip.
Fuck the both of you.
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I'm my own man.
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Okay, big shot.
Why don't you tell Lip
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you don't wanna sell
the house, then?
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Mickey, hey, stop.
Family only.
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Mickey's family.
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Yeah, well, he's just saying--
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This doesn't concern you, Tami.
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Yeah, none of this
concerns you, Tami.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
So Mickey's family,
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but Tami's not family?
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Yeah.
They're married.
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Tami has no right to tell you
to sell my house.
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Oh, my God.
I didn't tell him
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to do anything.
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-What the fuck?
-All right, back off.
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All right?
I got this.
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Wow.
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Carl, we sell,
we each get 20 grand.
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Right?
Maybe more, okay?
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You could get
a sick bachelor pad for that.
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Awesome.
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You're gonna have to clean
that bachelor pad
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-and cook your own meals.
-Shit.
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You'll be able
to have sex
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without someone barging in
and asking for deodorant.
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But you'll have to pay
your own bills.
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Look, you can do that online.
It's easy.
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Carl doesn't know which remote
turns the TV on.
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You think he can pay
his own bills online?
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Debbie, you can't just insult
your way
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into getting what you want.
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And you can't fuck your way
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into getting
what you want, Tami!
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- Hey!
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The fuck is so funny?
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I mean, why do you all
still live together?
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You obviously hate each other.
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-We don't hate each other.
-We don't all hate each other.
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-We just all hate Debbie.
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Hey, Ian doesn't hate Lip.
Ian loves Lip.
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Lip is his only friend
in the whole fucking world.
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Oh, fuck you, Debbie.
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-She's not wrong, though.
-All right, could we all
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just put
our personal shit aside,
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right, calm the fuck down,
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and just have
a rational discussion for once?
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We have to pay
for water?
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Yes, water costs money.
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Okay, how about we don't
calm the fuck down,
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and we get up in Debbie's face,
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and we call her out
for being
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the selfish brat that she is?
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-You cut hair, Tami.
-Tami, Tami, not helping.
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If Lip told you to lick
a cat turd
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off a steam pipe
in the middle of July--
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Yeah, I got something here
to lick on.
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Nobody's licking any turds!
All right?
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I could get a maid, right?
I don't wanna have to clean
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the shit out of my own toilet.
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A maid's
not gonna cook for you.
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You're gonna starve.
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Okay, okay,
okay, okay, okay!
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Everybody shut the fuck up,
please.
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Let's just vote
and be done with it.
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Sell!
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-Shut up, Franny!
- Atta girl.
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Nice mothering, Debbie.
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Stop, all right?
Tami, Mickey,
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stay out of it.
Franny, you too.
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I vote sell.
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I vote no.
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Ian.
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I vote no.
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Yes.
Gallaghers, unite.
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You fucking kidding me?
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- Oh, shut up.
- Carl?
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Can I think about it?
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-Yes.
-Right now, decision.
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Liam.
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Where the fuck is Liam?
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Mm, don't you look beautiful!
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No, sir.
You let Lip hide
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stolen motorcycles in Kev-Fit.
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You and I don't have anything
to say to each other
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until this is over.
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It's only for a couple of days!
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Did you see that chopper?
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I've always wanted
a chopper like that.
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I'd be ten times more fuckable
in a chopper.
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If you get on that chopper,
you're never gonna get...
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fucked again.
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Brad's got a buyer in Indiana.
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Him and Lip are running
two of them there today.
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Get rid of them.
All of them.
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Yes, ma'am.
Girls, you ready
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to go to school?
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Where the hell are they going?
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Girls?
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Who's in there?
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-Liam?
-Hi.
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-Christ, Liam!
-What are you doing here?
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Lip's selling the house.
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-Lip's selling the house?
-What?
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Everyone's moving on
with their lives,
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and I'm gonna end up homeless.
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Can I live with you?
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-You got this?
-Yeah, I got it.
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All right, cool.
Girls, let's go.
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Come on.
I gotta go sign in voters.
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It's election day.
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But in the meantime,
you and I are gonna talk
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about why young Black men
can't go around
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breaking into people's houses.
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Come on.
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A Gallagher has lived
in that house
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since before statehood.
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My great-great-great
grandfather Connell
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built it on the foundation
of a Kickapoo hut,
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and it's mine.
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I should have a say.
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I should have...
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more than a say.
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I'm their father.
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I gotta...
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I gotta stop this.
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Thank...thank you.
Thanks for talking me
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through this.
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I'll see you later.
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You gonna pay
for those beers?
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Just put it on my tab.
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You don't
have a tab.
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Um...
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Where...
how did I get here?
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I don't know how you got here,
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but I know how you leaving
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if you don't pay
for your beers.
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I ordered five beers,
didn't drink any of them?
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Don't care if you drink them
or not,
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long as you pay for them.
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Uh...
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I, um...
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Chubby!
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Jesus.
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low rock music
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Okay, okay.
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-Out of the road, asshole!
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Yo, bathroom free?
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I'd give it a minute.
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-What are you looking at?
-Apartments.
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Figure when you guys
sell the house,
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-we should probably have a--
- Sell?
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You just dared me
not to sell the house.
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Come on, I was
just giving you shit
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for always doing
what Lip does, man.
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Go tell the others
we wanna sell this shitbag.
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Let's find a place
with lots of rooms to fuck in.
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-You know what I mean?
-No.
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I change my vote,
Debbie thinks she's right,
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and I promised to never let
Debbie think she's right.
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Promised who?
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Lip.
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Damn, man, you do need
friends who aren't Lip.
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I have friends
who aren't Lip.
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Uh-huh?
Like who?
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-Don't say me.
- You.
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All right, what friends
have you got?
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-Don't say me.
- You.
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See?
Neither of us have friends.
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Yeah, but as far
as I'm concerned,
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a friend is just someone else
I gotta shoot
279
00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:51,340
before they turn
state's evidence.
280
00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:52,675
Yeah, well, if I need friends,
281
00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:53,926
you need friends.
282
00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:54,844
Why?
283
00:09:54,885 --> 00:09:56,137
You really want me hanging out
by myself
284
00:09:56,178 --> 00:09:58,598
with a bunch of gay guys,
talking about sex and stuff?
285
00:09:58,639 --> 00:09:59,515
Why would you do that?
286
00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:00,433
That's what friends do.
287
00:10:00,474 --> 00:10:01,851
Fuck you.
Make friends with chicks.
288
00:10:01,892 --> 00:10:03,894
Yeah, 'cause chicks wanna hear
about our sex life.
289
00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:05,521
Why do you wanna be talking
to everybody
290
00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:06,606
about our fucking sex lives?
291
00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:08,441
I don't.
But say I wanted to bitch
292
00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:10,151
about you not liking
having your ass licked.
293
00:10:10,192 --> 00:10:11,360
Oh, Christ.
This again.
294
00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:12,403
I can't do that with a bunch
295
00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:13,487
of straight guys or with girls.
296
00:10:13,529 --> 00:10:14,655
I can only do that
with gay guys.
297
00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:16,073
You already have some,
don't you?
298
00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:17,241
You got a group of gay friends
299
00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:18,284
who know I don't
like getting my ass licked,
300
00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:19,702
and now I gotta
go fucking murder
301
00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:20,870
a bunch of people.
302
00:10:20,911 --> 00:10:22,371
No, but if I make gay friends,
303
00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:24,165
we're gonna talk about sex,
304
00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:25,958
and if you're not there,
305
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,501
who knows what'll happen?
306
00:10:27,543 --> 00:10:29,837
Oh, really?
307
00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:31,589
Remember the whole monogamy
conversation we had?
308
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:32,632
What'd we decide?
309
00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:34,342
We can hump other people
when we're together,
310
00:10:34,383 --> 00:10:35,509
not when we're on our own.
311
00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:37,470
Then I guess we should make
some friends together.
312
00:10:37,511 --> 00:10:39,680
Fuck, man,
I hate the fucking gays.
313
00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:42,516
All their "meh"
and their "bleh."
314
00:10:42,558 --> 00:10:43,726
They're not all like that.
315
00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:45,686
Okay, well, let's find some
who aren't like that.
316
00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:47,063
Where do we find those gays?
317
00:10:47,104 --> 00:10:48,481
I don't know.
318
00:10:48,522 --> 00:10:50,816
Furniture shopping?
The gym.
319
00:10:50,858 --> 00:10:52,234
Fancy places have
free trial weeks.
320
00:10:52,276 --> 00:10:54,945
All right, great, so we find
some fucking fancy gays
321
00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:56,822
at the gym.
Then what?
322
00:10:56,864 --> 00:10:57,740
Smile?
323
00:10:57,782 --> 00:10:58,741
Talk to them?
324
00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:01,202
Jesus Christ,
I gotta smile now too?
325
00:11:01,243 --> 00:11:02,411
You seemed pretty happy
326
00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:06,457
with how I woke you up
this morning.
327
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:07,875
Whatever.
328
00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,628
rock music
329
00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:20,971
Fuck me.
330
00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:23,933
Hi.
I brought you a coffee.
331
00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:25,768
No, thanks.
332
00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:26,894
Where you headed?
333
00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:28,354
Winfrey Elementary.
334
00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:29,689
Gonna go talk
to the first graders
335
00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:31,107
about stranger danger.
336
00:11:31,148 --> 00:11:33,359
Okay, well, you wanna...
get together tonight,
337
00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:34,610
like dinner or something?
338
00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:36,320
Uh, look, I don't think
339
00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:39,031
we should be seeing
each other anymore.
340
00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:41,283
Okay.
Uh...
341
00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:44,036
W-wait, I-I thought that...
342
00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:49,667
Okay.
343
00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:59,218
Shh, there you go.
Shh.
344
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,302
Yeah.
345
00:12:00,344 --> 00:12:02,138
Yeah, all right, great.
Yeah, I'll see you in an hour.
346
00:12:02,179 --> 00:12:03,764
A'ight, bye.
347
00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:05,015
Hey.
348
00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:06,767
Brad found a buyer
349
00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:07,810
for the bikes in Merrillville,
350
00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:09,395
so I'm gonna go pick them up
from Kev's
351
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,105
-and run them down.
-Great.
352
00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:12,940
I will start packing up
some of our stuff
353
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:15,151
and bringing it over
to my dad's.
354
00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:16,652
I'm sorry.
What?
355
00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:17,862
Well, I mean,
we have to be out of here
356
00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:18,863
in a few weeks.
357
00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:20,531
Doesn't look like you're
selling your old house
358
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:21,949
-anytime soon.
- Uh-huh.
359
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,826
We can't afford a new place,
so...
360
00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,578
I thought that we
would stay with my dad
361
00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:26,787
just until we figure things
out.
362
00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,497
Oh, I've got things
figured out, though, right?
363
00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:30,499
I'm gonna get Liam and Carl
on my side,
364
00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:31,459
we're gonna sell the house,
365
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:33,377
and we can use our cuts
366
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:34,462
to get a new place.
367
00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:38,382
Okay, but even if Debbie
let that happen,
368
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,092
we're talking about remodeling.
369
00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:41,135
You know?
370
00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:42,845
That's gonna take a while.
371
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:44,054
Well, I'm gonna sell
the Indian,
372
00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:45,973
and that'll get us enough
to rent an apartment
373
00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:46,807
in the meantime.
374
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:48,434
Lip.
"Sell the house."
375
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:49,268
"Sell the Indian."
376
00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:51,270
How about just get a job?
377
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:52,313
You know?
378
00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:53,898
-Amazon is hiring drivers.
-No, no.
379
00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:56,025
No, no, no, no, no.
I've got applications in,
380
00:12:56,066 --> 00:12:58,486
all right, for mechanic jobs
all over town.
381
00:12:58,527 --> 00:13:01,447
That's great, but, like,
until you get one of those,
382
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:03,365
how about deliver packages
383
00:13:03,407 --> 00:13:04,575
or flip burgers?
384
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,119
And we can stay with my family,
save up for a new place
385
00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:08,037
like normal people.
386
00:13:08,078 --> 00:13:10,080
No, I'm not living
with your family.
387
00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:11,332
Okay?
W-with your dad
388
00:13:11,373 --> 00:13:12,416
and his Fox News
389
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:15,085
and-and-and Cami
and her fucking...
390
00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:16,086
fucking Cami-ness.
391
00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:17,838
Oh, what, you think
your family's any better?
392
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,799
C-come on, you guys have
a criminal record
393
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:21,091
longer than the Gambinos'.
394
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:23,260
Look, it would be easier
395
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:25,304
to fix up my old house
if we were in it.
396
00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:28,557
Well, Debbie...
called me a controlling bitch,
397
00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:30,434
so we are not staying there.
398
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,520
Thank you for defending me,
by the way.
399
00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:34,897
You don't think you're being
a little controlling right now?
400
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,899
I...I have a plan.
401
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:38,067
-Okay?
-Yeah, but it's based on things
402
00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:40,027
that are not in your control.
403
00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:41,237
Okay?
With my plan,
404
00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:44,031
we have a place to stay.
We have actual income.
405
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,200
All right, wait.
406
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,577
Just give me the day,
all right?
407
00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:50,329
Let me work on Liam and Carl.
408
00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:51,914
Let me sell the Indian,
all right?
409
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,040
If it doesn't work out,
410
00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:54,667
then we will talk
about what happens next.
411
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:57,294
Just one day, okay?
412
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:01,215
Fine.
413
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:02,174
One day.
414
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:03,217
Okay.
Hey.
415
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:04,426
It'll work out, all right?
416
00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:05,553
I promise you.
417
00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:08,681
-Okay.
-All right.
418
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,394
Chu-chu-chu-chu-chu.
419
00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:14,895
Hey, Brad.
Uh, yeah.
420
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,272
You think you can, uh,
find someone
421
00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:18,357
who would wanna buy
the Indian too?
422
00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:27,908
Six feet, assholes.
423
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,076
Where's V?
424
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:30,286
Municipal elections.
425
00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:32,371
She's working
at a polling station.
426
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:33,455
Maybe we should go vote.
427
00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:34,456
V said if you tried to vote,
428
00:14:34,498 --> 00:14:36,041
she's gonna beat the shit
out of you.
429
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:37,877
Can I get
a Boilermaker there, Kev?
430
00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:39,086
JB on the rocks.
431
00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:42,339
Nobody wants coffee?
Bunch of damn alcoholics.
432
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:46,969
Oh, there she is.
433
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:50,139
1948 Panhead...
434
00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:51,098
Burnt copper.
435
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,350
springer-rigged fork.
436
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:55,185
Totally chopped.
437
00:14:56,353 --> 00:14:57,688
rock music
438
00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,983
Bad boy treating lives
like a broken toy
439
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:02,568
Bad boy...
440
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:03,485
Fuck it.
441
00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:06,030
Nothing but bad
442
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:10,284
Your kind's evil minor
to the bone
443
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,036
Bad boy
444
00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:14,872
It's gonna get bad
445
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,960
Hey, Liam.
446
00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:21,253
I just wanted to call
and, uh, see
447
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,547
where your head was at
as far as selling the house.
448
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,549
Call me.
Oh, and by the way,
449
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:26,967
I'm making Tuna Helper tonight.
450
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:29,178
Your favorite.
Bye.
451
00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:35,559
Hey, Carl.
Uh, I just wanted to call
452
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,479
and see where your head was at
as far as selling the house.
453
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,396
Call me.
454
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:41,190
By the way, I put
some pineapple Fresca
455
00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:43,108
in your mini-fridge.
Your favorite.
456
00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:44,652
Bye.
457
00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:47,863
I don't get it.
458
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:50,115
I say sell this shithole
like Lip wants,
459
00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:52,159
get a Thunderbird,
and let's Thelma and Louise
460
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:53,535
our asses to Mexico.
461
00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:55,329
It's not just Lip's decision.
462
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,331
We make decisions as a family.
463
00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:58,958
If you weren't beholden
to your family,
464
00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:00,793
you'd have way more fun.
465
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:02,503
Yeah, well,
I'd still have Franny.
466
00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:04,922
People with kids
don't get to have fun.
467
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,465
Sandy!
468
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:07,800
Sandy!
469
00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:09,093
Oh, that's fucking Royal.
470
00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:10,427
Sandy!
471
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:11,303
Fuck that noise.
472
00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:12,846
Wait, no.
Debbie.
473
00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:14,640
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
474
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:16,225
No, no, no, don't.
No, no, no.
475
00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:17,977
-No, Debbie, stop.
- Sandy!
476
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:21,814
Oh-ho, Royal,
you fucking pervert.
477
00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:23,232
You can't just force
478
00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:24,525
a 15-year-old girl
to marry you...
479
00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:25,484
Force her?
I didn't force her--
480
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:26,527
...and then stalk her
481
00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:27,945
for the rest
of your fucking life.
482
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,238
-Now get the fuck out of here.
-No, Debbie, Debbie, stop it.
483
00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:30,698
Stop it.
What...what are you doing here?
484
00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:33,075
I'm sorry, but you weren't
answering your phone.
485
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,827
They cut my hours at Verizon,
486
00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:37,329
so I picked up a job
at Pizzeria Uno.
487
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:39,206
-Okay.
-Why is that her problem?
488
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:41,583
Because someone
needs to watch Prince.
489
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:44,503
Who's Prince?
490
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:46,171
Come on, bud.
491
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:49,174
Hey.
There you go.
492
00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:50,217
No.
493
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,301
My mom's in the hospital
494
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:52,553
with another popped
stomach staple.
495
00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:54,930
You think I would ask
if I had any other option?
496
00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:57,182
Can you please just be
a mother for five hours?
497
00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:58,726
A mother?
You--
498
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,936
Hey, you stay here with Mommy
and her girlfriend,
499
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:02,438
and I'll come get you after
Pizzeria Uno, okay, buddy?
500
00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:03,731
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
501
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:05,733
You can't just leave him here.
What are you doing?
502
00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:06,692
I love you, buddy.
503
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:09,194
I'm sorry, Sandy.
Five hours.
504
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:15,075
Oh
505
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:16,410
Hi, Mom.
506
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:17,911
peppy music
507
00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:19,872
Don't call me that.
508
00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:21,832
Hey, Sandy!
509
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,333
Come.
510
00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:28,005
Hey
511
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:34,595
Shit.
512
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:42,603
Can you change a twenty?
513
00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:44,855
That's a candy bar wrapper.
514
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,107
Oh, will you look at that?
I'm sorry.
515
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,693
I was just diagnosed
with dementia.
516
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,612
I must've picked up
the candy bar wrapper
517
00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:54,406
on my dresser
instead of my wa--
518
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:58,285
Bless you.
519
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,454
Sucker.
520
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,372
Gina!
How are you?
521
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:03,415
You look wonderful.
522
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:04,374
Bitch, I don't know you!
523
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:05,626
You're not...
I'm so sorry.
524
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,711
I thought you were
my friend Gina, and...and I--
525
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:08,796
Fuck you, old man.
526
00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:12,216
I'm...I'm sorry.
I'm...
527
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:17,221
Via Wacker.
528
00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:20,599
Thank you, Danica.
529
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:22,851
Excellent.
530
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:25,896
upbeat rock music
531
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:37,616
Shit, shit, fuck,
shit, fuck, shit, fuck.
532
00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:42,204
Hello, Officer.
Kevin Ball,
533
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:44,289
upstanding taxpayer
and father of two.
534
00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:46,500
-This your chopper?
-Yes...no.
535
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,168
No, it's, uh, my friend's.
536
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,337
I'm just taking it for a spin
on the way to work.
537
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,464
You own Kev-Fit?
538
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,883
Hmm?
539
00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:57,469
Yes, yes.
I own Kev-Fit.
540
00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:59,429
Where'd your friend
get this bike?
541
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:00,931
I don't know,
542
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,808
but I'm sure he got it legally.
543
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,977
Think he'd be willing
to sell it?
544
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:08,814
I've been looking
for a '48 Panhead for years.
545
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:11,483
1,200 CCs,
butterfly carburetor,
546
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,026
springer-raked fork...
547
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:14,236
Totally chopped.
548
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:15,988
Right, Officer.
549
00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:17,072
You know your bikes.
550
00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:18,532
But I don't think
this one's for sale.
551
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:19,992
Ask your friend.
552
00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:22,995
I can come by Kev-Fit
later today.
553
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:24,663
Why don't I, uh,
get your number,
554
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,915
and I can call you
to see if he's interested?
555
00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:28,667
Cops don't give out
our personal info.
556
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,836
Kev-Fit's on my way home.
I'll stop by around 4:30.
557
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,337
But I don't think
he's gonna be there.
558
00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:34,339
We close early
if no one shows up to class.
559
00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:36,049
If I don't catch him today,
tell him
560
00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:37,676
I'll find him sooner or later.
561
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,469
-See you at 4:30.
-Okay, Officer.
562
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:40,554
We'll be there.
563
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,306
Or not.
But maybe.
564
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:44,474
But we probably won't be there.
565
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,397
Here's your sticker,
Mrs. Meyers.
566
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,524
Hannity-loving
blue-haired old hag.
567
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:54,776
Don't you dare vote
against my rent control bill,
568
00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:56,153
white lady.
569
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,071
Where are all the Black voters?
570
00:19:58,113 --> 00:20:00,866
It's like a Paula Deen
Tupperware party in here.
571
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,159
Oh,
and by the way, I'm making
572
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,619
Tuna Helper tonight,
your favorite.
573
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,287
Bye.
574
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:07,206
Now everyone wants to know
how I feel
575
00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:08,624
about selling the house?
576
00:20:08,665 --> 00:20:09,708
They didn't ask how you felt
577
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:10,709
about selling before?
578
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,711
No.
They barely know I'm alive.
579
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:14,796
That is not true.
They love you.
580
00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:16,423
But you have got to speak up.
581
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:17,841
You are a young Black man
582
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:18,717
in a white, white world.
583
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,302
You need to make
your voice heard
584
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,054
like all
these white folk motherfuckers.
585
00:20:22,095 --> 00:20:23,597
They making their voices heard.
586
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:25,224
Black people
are not speaking up,
587
00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:27,809
so my rent control measure's
probably gonna tank,
588
00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:29,519
white gentrifiers
will take all the housing,
589
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,355
and the South Side
will be the Gold Coast
590
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:32,522
before you know it.
591
00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:34,942
Where's my mama?
She always votes.
592
00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:42,616
-Hey, stranger.
- Hey!
593
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,743
-You coming to vote today?
-Oh, that was today?
594
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:46,370
Yeah.
Get your behind down here.
595
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:48,497
Oh, baby,
I'm not gonna be voting.
596
00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:49,790
I'm packing.
597
00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:50,874
Packing what?
598
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:51,959
I sold the house.
599
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,711
Dominic and I
are moving to Louisville.
600
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:55,629
Louisville?
601
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:56,588
Yeah, I told you
602
00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:57,839
I was putting it
on the market.
603
00:20:57,881 --> 00:21:00,133
You know, I'm going
through some of your old stuff,
604
00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:03,095
and, well, I'm not sure
what to give to Goodwill.
605
00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:04,179
How about none of it?
606
00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:05,639
Okay, why don't you
come by later,
607
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:06,848
and we'll decide together?
608
00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:09,268
All right, sweetie.
Love you.
609
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:18,610
So why didn't you tell me
you abandoned a kid?
610
00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:21,154
I didn't abandon a kid.
611
00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:22,990
I left a shitty situation.
612
00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:25,701
Royal seems
like a decent enough guy.
613
00:21:25,742 --> 00:21:27,494
How was that
a shitty situation?
614
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:29,663
I was 15, pregnant,
615
00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:33,000
and taken in by a 30-year-old
who sells phones.
616
00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:35,961
That doesn't sound
like a shitty situation to you?
617
00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:38,380
Not shitty enough
to abandon a kid.
618
00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:40,841
I was a kid myself, Debbie.
619
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:45,095
I got bored.
620
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,221
-You got bored...
-Yes.
621
00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:47,639
...so you abandoned a child.
622
00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:49,308
Uh, yeah, I was 15.
623
00:21:49,349 --> 00:21:53,478
I needed to find myself.
624
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:57,316
Don't you ever wish
you had found yourself?
625
00:21:57,357 --> 00:21:59,401
No.
626
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:01,903
You never once thought, "Mm,
627
00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:04,740
gee, I wish I wasn't tied down
by Franny
628
00:22:04,781 --> 00:22:06,825
for the last five years
of my life?"
629
00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:07,909
Hell, no.
630
00:22:07,951 --> 00:22:10,162
"I wish I could've left
this house,
631
00:22:10,203 --> 00:22:13,832
like, struck out on my own,
and seen the world"?
632
00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:17,502
No.
633
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,589
Well, I guess you're
a better person
634
00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:22,049
than I am, then.
635
00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:24,176
Yeah, sure sounds like it.
636
00:22:24,217 --> 00:22:26,345
Oh, fuck you,
you judgmental ho.
637
00:22:26,386 --> 00:22:28,055
-Where are you going?
-To work.
638
00:22:28,096 --> 00:22:29,473
What the hell am I supposed
to do with Prince?
639
00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:31,224
I don't know.
Put him on an El
640
00:22:31,266 --> 00:22:32,267
to Pizzeria Uno.
641
00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:35,562
Hey, you cannot just run away
from people, Sandy!
642
00:22:38,231 --> 00:22:40,150
-Shit.
643
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:42,944
Suit up, motherfucker.
644
00:22:42,986 --> 00:22:44,363
Is that a vagina?
645
00:22:44,404 --> 00:22:45,238
Yeah.
646
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,199
She's also
Sally the SVU Squirrel.
647
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,992
We have young victims
show us on Sally
648
00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:50,369
where they were touched.
649
00:22:50,410 --> 00:22:53,580
Don't worry, we'll put
the skirt on her today.
650
00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:59,378
You mind checking that for me?
Back pocket.
651
00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:03,840
-Says "Shithead number four."
652
00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:05,550
Fucking Debbie trying
to convince me
653
00:23:05,592 --> 00:23:07,636
not to sell our house.
654
00:23:07,677 --> 00:23:08,887
Why would you sell your house?
655
00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:10,305
So I can get
a sick bachelor pad
656
00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:12,057
and not live with my family.
657
00:23:12,099 --> 00:23:13,642
But I do love that house,
658
00:23:13,683 --> 00:23:15,102
and I kind of like
living with my family.
659
00:23:15,143 --> 00:23:18,105
But I got low-level raped
in my man cave in the basement,
660
00:23:18,146 --> 00:23:19,564
and I do I really wanna live
in a place
661
00:23:19,606 --> 00:23:22,109
with traumatic memories
like that?
662
00:23:22,150 --> 00:23:23,693
I'm sorry.
Low-level raped?
663
00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:25,070
I wanted to use a condom,
664
00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:29,783
but this girl mounted my dick
before I could get one on.
665
00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:31,743
Man.
666
00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:33,370
I was at a party once.
667
00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:34,746
A girl took me
into a dark room,
668
00:23:34,788 --> 00:23:36,790
you know, to blow me,
669
00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:38,500
but what I thought
was her mouth
670
00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:40,419
wasn't her mouth.
671
00:23:40,460 --> 00:23:42,838
Nine months later,
she's having my baby,
672
00:23:42,879 --> 00:23:45,048
a month later, we're married,
673
00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:46,716
two years later,
we're divorced,
674
00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:47,926
and now half my paycheck
675
00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:49,636
goes to alimony
and child support,
676
00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:52,097
so now I'm stuck living
with my grandma in Englewood
677
00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:53,849
while my ex-wife
takes it up the pooper
678
00:23:53,890 --> 00:23:55,851
from some 18-year-old rapper
679
00:23:55,892 --> 00:23:58,353
who spends my hard-earned money
on molly
680
00:23:58,395 --> 00:23:59,271
and DJ equipment.
681
00:23:59,312 --> 00:24:03,442
Well, club circuit's dead,
bitches.
682
00:24:03,483 --> 00:24:04,860
Who's laughing now?
683
00:24:04,901 --> 00:24:07,821
peppy dance music
684
00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:09,531
Na, na, na, na, na, na...
685
00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:10,991
There we go.
686
00:24:11,032 --> 00:24:12,284
Na, na, na
687
00:24:12,325 --> 00:24:13,952
Na, na, na, na, na, na
688
00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:16,580
Fuckin' A.
689
00:24:17,497 --> 00:24:19,708
Okay, but how
do we know who's gay?
690
00:24:19,749 --> 00:24:22,085
If they're watching themselves
work out in the mirror,
691
00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:23,795
they're gay.
692
00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:25,839
That means everybody out there
was fucking gay.
693
00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:27,174
You know what?
Just hold this.
694
00:24:27,215 --> 00:24:29,801
I gotta find a shitter.
695
00:24:29,843 --> 00:24:32,512
- Sorry.
-My bad, dude.
696
00:24:39,394 --> 00:24:40,520
How's your workout?
697
00:24:40,562 --> 00:24:42,230
Oof.
Rough, man.
698
00:24:42,272 --> 00:24:44,816
Trainer had me doing
four different types of squats.
699
00:24:44,858 --> 00:24:47,986
Gotta keep the tuchus
in shape for my better half.
700
00:24:48,028 --> 00:24:49,070
Oh.
701
00:24:49,112 --> 00:24:51,531
Hey, you don't have
any glycolic undereye, do you?
702
00:24:51,573 --> 00:24:53,200
Looks like they're out.
703
00:24:53,241 --> 00:24:54,451
I don't know what that is.
704
00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:56,077
Ah, found some.
705
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:59,873
No worries.
706
00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:02,792
So is your better half here?
707
00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:05,504
She's teaching
Pilates downtown.
708
00:25:05,545 --> 00:25:06,505
She.
709
00:25:06,546 --> 00:25:07,797
Wife.
710
00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:09,174
Ah, yeah.
Cool.
711
00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:12,344
Good luck
with the whole eye thing.
712
00:25:12,385 --> 00:25:14,179
Hey, hey, two guys
are jacking each other off
713
00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:16,515
in the steam room.
Let's go be friends with them.
714
00:25:16,556 --> 00:25:18,058
Come on.
715
00:25:18,099 --> 00:25:21,102
rock music
716
00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:25,732
We've been down
this road before...
717
00:25:25,774 --> 00:25:29,152
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
718
00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:31,029
Shit!
719
00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:31,988
Tommy!
720
00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:33,156
Lip, hey, it's Kev.
721
00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:34,157
Uh, we got a problem.
722
00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:35,534
Call me back.
It's about the...
723
00:25:35,575 --> 00:25:38,620
olen-stay ikes-bay.
724
00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:39,663
How was the ride?
725
00:25:39,704 --> 00:25:41,790
Not great.
I think I accidentally invited
726
00:25:41,831 --> 00:25:43,041
a cop to see the bikes.
727
00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:43,750
So?
728
00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:44,876
They're stolen, Tommy.
729
00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:46,962
Stolen?
Well, that was stupid.
730
00:25:47,003 --> 00:25:48,880
Which part, the stolen
or the cop?
731
00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:49,798
Both, I would think.
732
00:25:49,839 --> 00:25:51,174
You still got your truck here?
733
00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:52,259
You gotta help me
get rid of them.
734
00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:54,052
Come on, man.
I just got a fresh beer.
735
00:25:54,094 --> 00:25:56,596
Tommy.
736
00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:59,349
Okay, Christ.
Meet you out back.
737
00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:04,354
Lip, where are you?
Call me.
738
00:26:10,944 --> 00:26:13,071
Sorry, where are we?
739
00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:15,490
Nearing the Howard stop.
740
00:26:15,532 --> 00:26:16,575
Howard?
741
00:26:16,616 --> 00:26:20,036
Did this bus magically skip
the back of the Yards?
742
00:26:20,078 --> 00:26:23,164
That was almost 30 stops ago.
743
00:26:23,206 --> 00:26:25,709
Stop the bus.
744
00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:29,379
Stop the goddamn bus.
745
00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:31,881
Which way do I walk?
746
00:26:37,012 --> 00:26:38,471
Thank you.
747
00:26:38,513 --> 00:26:41,099
Next time, tell me, will you?
748
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,686
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
749
00:26:44,728 --> 00:26:47,105
I can't do less than 12 grand.
750
00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:52,068
All right, how about 11?
751
00:26:52,110 --> 00:26:53,028
Seven?
752
00:26:53,069 --> 00:26:55,030
Yeah, fuck you, dickhead.
Jesus Christ.
753
00:26:55,071 --> 00:26:56,948
He's offering seven grand
for the Indian?
754
00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:58,158
Yeah.
It's the third guy
755
00:26:58,199 --> 00:26:59,492
that lowballed me today.
756
00:26:59,534 --> 00:27:00,910
Now I won't even clear a grand
757
00:27:00,952 --> 00:27:02,078
after everything I put into it.
758
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:04,122
Jesus.
I will cut my own throat
759
00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:05,373
before moving in
with Bob Tamietti.
760
00:27:05,415 --> 00:27:07,626
Listen, we should clear
at least 20 grand
761
00:27:07,667 --> 00:27:09,127
for these bikes
in Merrillville.
762
00:27:09,169 --> 00:27:10,503
-Yeah.
-Take some.
763
00:27:10,545 --> 00:27:11,921
Use it to rent you
and Tami a place.
764
00:27:11,963 --> 00:27:13,673
No, no, man.
That's for your baby's bills.
765
00:27:13,715 --> 00:27:14,799
Take five.
766
00:27:14,841 --> 00:27:17,427
Pay me back
when you sell the Indian.
767
00:27:19,679 --> 00:27:20,639
You sure?
768
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:23,266
Well, if it'll keep you
from cutting your throat,
769
00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:25,101
absolutely.
770
00:27:26,186 --> 00:27:28,104
Thank you.
771
00:27:35,403 --> 00:27:37,405
What the fuck?
772
00:27:37,447 --> 00:27:40,450
rock music
773
00:27:43,703 --> 00:27:45,538
We're just gonna leave
them here?
774
00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:47,707
We'll come back for them
when things have cooled down.
775
00:27:47,749 --> 00:27:49,209
What about the chopper?
776
00:27:49,250 --> 00:27:50,627
Too hot.
Cop's already seen me on it.
777
00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:52,420
We're gonna put it
where no one can find it.
778
00:27:52,462 --> 00:27:54,255
They won't think
to look for them here.
779
00:27:54,297 --> 00:27:56,132
Oh, shit.
Incoming!
780
00:27:59,886 --> 00:28:00,887
Fuck.
781
00:28:00,929 --> 00:28:04,974
-Go. Go.
- What the hell, man?
782
00:28:05,016 --> 00:28:08,269
What the fuck?
Hey!
783
00:28:10,939 --> 00:28:13,650
You can't just sell
her childhood home like that.
784
00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:16,611
Who is this,
and why is he speaking to me?
785
00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:18,154
I'm Liam.
I'm practicing
786
00:28:18,196 --> 00:28:19,239
making my voice heard.
787
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,574
When did you up and decide
to move to Louisville?
788
00:28:21,616 --> 00:28:22,575
I've been telling you
789
00:28:22,617 --> 00:28:23,952
that I wanted to move
for years.
790
00:28:23,993 --> 00:28:25,286
You told me
you were gonna give me
791
00:28:25,328 --> 00:28:26,955
a llama for Christmas
when I was four.
792
00:28:26,996 --> 00:28:28,707
I'm still waiting for that
to happen.
793
00:28:28,748 --> 00:28:30,625
Chicago isn't the same anymore.
794
00:28:30,667 --> 00:28:31,835
Black people are moving out
795
00:28:31,876 --> 00:28:34,546
faster than white people were
stealing us out of Africa.
796
00:28:34,587 --> 00:28:38,550
Which is why you need to stay.
We have to fight.
797
00:28:38,591 --> 00:28:40,260
Chicago is our home.
798
00:28:40,301 --> 00:28:43,179
Honey, I'm just getting too old
for this fight.
799
00:28:43,221 --> 00:28:45,056
I'm trying to raise a Black son
800
00:28:45,098 --> 00:28:47,517
in the white hipster capital
of the Midwest.
801
00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:51,062
He's watching
white people sitcoms on TV
802
00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:53,523
in Crocs.
803
00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:54,858
But Louisville?
804
00:28:54,899 --> 00:28:57,235
Well, your aunts are there,
and their sons,
805
00:28:57,277 --> 00:29:00,113
and husbands...
you know, family.
806
00:29:00,155 --> 00:29:01,406
What am I?
807
00:29:01,448 --> 00:29:04,075
You've only seen me
twice this year,
808
00:29:04,117 --> 00:29:06,327
and we only live
eight blocks apart.
809
00:29:06,369 --> 00:29:09,289
There's a community
in Louisville for me.
810
00:29:09,330 --> 00:29:12,834
Baby, I'm sorry, but it's...
it's just time.
811
00:29:22,886 --> 00:29:24,220
Can't believe
you wouldn't let us
812
00:29:24,262 --> 00:29:25,305
be friends with those guys.
813
00:29:25,346 --> 00:29:27,098
You can't start friendships off
with sex.
814
00:29:27,140 --> 00:29:28,308
It sets a bad precedent.
815
00:29:28,349 --> 00:29:29,392
First, we didn't have sex.
816
00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:30,477
We got hand jobs
in a steam room.
817
00:29:30,518 --> 00:29:32,437
Two, our friendship
started with sex.
818
00:29:32,479 --> 00:29:34,355
If you want me marrying
one of those guys in ten years,
819
00:29:34,397 --> 00:29:36,816
then, yeah, let's go back
and make friends with them.
820
00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:38,443
All right, fine,
no steam room guys.
821
00:29:38,485 --> 00:29:40,195
We can still go back
for handies, though, right?
822
00:29:40,236 --> 00:29:41,279
Definitely.
823
00:29:41,321 --> 00:29:42,405
I said mid-century.
824
00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:43,907
Yes, but which part
of mid-century?
825
00:29:43,948 --> 00:29:45,825
-It's not just a year.
-It doesn't matter.
826
00:29:45,867 --> 00:29:49,412
I said cabernet mauve,
not cotton candy mauve.
827
00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:51,539
-Please, not those guys.
-No.
828
00:29:51,581 --> 00:29:53,333
Just make
a fucking decision.
829
00:29:53,374 --> 00:29:55,794
-Okay!
-Hey, guys?
830
00:29:55,835 --> 00:29:57,629
Darker or lighter duvet?
831
00:29:57,670 --> 00:29:59,756
-What?
-I guess that depends
832
00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:01,341
on what part of mid-century.
833
00:30:01,382 --> 00:30:02,634
Bedspread thing?
Lighter.
834
00:30:02,675 --> 00:30:04,844
Hides the lube stains.
Let's go.
835
00:30:04,886 --> 00:30:07,514
I'm Ian.
This is Mickey.
836
00:30:07,555 --> 00:30:10,016
Tim.
This is Brendan.
837
00:30:10,058 --> 00:30:11,184
-Hey.
-He's right.
838
00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:12,936
Lube has destroyed, like,
six sets of sheets for us.
839
00:30:12,977 --> 00:30:14,354
Well, are you using water-based
840
00:30:14,395 --> 00:30:15,480
-or silicone?
841
00:30:15,522 --> 00:30:16,689
Silicone.
842
00:30:16,731 --> 00:30:17,899
Water-based doesn't stain.
843
00:30:17,941 --> 00:30:19,192
Neither does spit.
Ian.
844
00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:20,610
Ugh,
Joe and Sherman can't go
845
00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:22,278
to Anderson Cooper's
book signing today.
846
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:24,781
It's just us, Jon, and Travis.
847
00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:26,324
We're free today.
848
00:30:26,366 --> 00:30:28,535
For a book signing?
849
00:30:28,576 --> 00:30:29,661
I don't like books.
850
00:30:29,702 --> 00:30:31,037
We love
Anderson Cooper, though.
851
00:30:31,079 --> 00:30:32,664
We do.
He's great.
852
00:30:32,705 --> 00:30:34,457
Listen, can I talk to you
for a sec?
853
00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:36,125
Who the fuck
is Anderson Cooper?
854
00:30:36,167 --> 00:30:37,710
Who the fuck knows?
But maybe these guys
855
00:30:37,752 --> 00:30:38,545
can be our friends.
856
00:30:38,586 --> 00:30:39,671
Oh, so we can't be friends
857
00:30:39,712 --> 00:30:41,089
with the steam room guys,
but we can be friends
858
00:30:41,130 --> 00:30:43,216
with fucking twinks
buying a duvet?
859
00:30:43,258 --> 00:30:44,717
Do you wanna fuck
either of them?
860
00:30:44,759 --> 00:30:46,302
-No.
-Then yes, we can be friends
861
00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:47,554
with the twinks buying a duvet.
862
00:30:47,595 --> 00:30:48,680
I d-no--
863
00:30:48,721 --> 00:30:50,181
We're in.
864
00:30:50,223 --> 00:30:51,933
Okay.
Great.
865
00:30:53,643 --> 00:30:54,686
Okay.
866
00:30:54,727 --> 00:30:56,229
Smile.
867
00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:01,526
And that is how Teddy
got abducted and murdered,
868
00:31:01,568 --> 00:31:02,485
kids.
869
00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:05,530
Now, do we ever take rides
with strangers?
870
00:31:05,572 --> 00:31:07,115
No!
871
00:31:07,156 --> 00:31:09,367
That's right.
Now, Sally
872
00:31:09,409 --> 00:31:10,535
is gonna teach you
the difference
873
00:31:10,577 --> 00:31:12,036
between appropriate
874
00:31:12,078 --> 00:31:13,788
and inappropriate ways
875
00:31:13,830 --> 00:31:16,082
of being touched by an adult.
876
00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:17,584
Yay!
877
00:31:19,919 --> 00:31:21,254
Now, kids,
878
00:31:21,296 --> 00:31:23,464
sometimes an adult
touches you
879
00:31:23,506 --> 00:31:24,507
and that's okay,
880
00:31:24,549 --> 00:31:26,134
like a high five.
881
00:31:26,175 --> 00:31:27,760
Is that okay?
882
00:31:27,802 --> 00:31:29,554
Yes!
883
00:31:29,596 --> 00:31:30,763
Now, what if an adult
884
00:31:30,805 --> 00:31:32,515
makes you have sex
without a condom?
885
00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:33,975
Is that okay?
886
00:31:34,017 --> 00:31:35,727
-Sally, Sally...
-Maybe we should just--
887
00:31:35,768 --> 00:31:38,187
See, I thought
Tish was a nice girl
888
00:31:38,229 --> 00:31:40,189
until she started
asking questions
889
00:31:40,231 --> 00:31:42,442
about my pension
and benefits,
890
00:31:42,483 --> 00:31:43,693
and before I knew it,
891
00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:45,194
she was bouncing
on my cock!
892
00:31:45,236 --> 00:31:46,487
Cover your ears, kids.
893
00:31:46,529 --> 00:31:47,488
Gallagher!
894
00:31:47,530 --> 00:31:49,240
And now I have to pay alimony,
895
00:31:49,282 --> 00:31:52,201
child support, and live
with my family forever!
896
00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:03,421
Come on, Kev,
come on, Kev...
897
00:32:03,463 --> 00:32:05,757
I promised those
to the guy today.
898
00:32:05,798 --> 00:32:07,133
There's 20 grand
on the line, Lip.
899
00:32:07,175 --> 00:32:08,635
I know; he must've moved them
somewhere, all right?
900
00:32:08,676 --> 00:32:10,386
Moved them?
Where?
901
00:32:10,428 --> 00:32:12,764
I'm trying him.
902
00:32:12,805 --> 00:32:14,223
Fuck!
903
00:32:18,561 --> 00:32:20,730
Why can't we just push it
into the water
904
00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:21,940
from the beach?
905
00:32:21,981 --> 00:32:24,317
Too shallow.
Somebody's gonna see it.
906
00:32:26,194 --> 00:32:29,113
I'm gonna have to ride it
off the end.
907
00:32:29,155 --> 00:32:30,698
That is a terrible idea.
908
00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:31,866
I'm gonna build up
enough speed,
909
00:32:31,908 --> 00:32:33,785
and before it sails
off the end,
910
00:32:33,826 --> 00:32:35,870
I'm gonna jump off.
911
00:32:35,912 --> 00:32:37,705
I saw Evel Knievel do it once.
912
00:32:37,747 --> 00:32:39,832
Yeah, but he was Evel Knievel.
913
00:32:39,874 --> 00:32:42,293
You rearrange the letters
in my name,
914
00:32:42,335 --> 00:32:44,128
it almost spells Knievel.
915
00:32:44,170 --> 00:32:45,004
Hand me the helmet.
916
00:32:45,046 --> 00:32:46,214
No turning back
917
00:32:46,255 --> 00:32:47,215
No turning back
918
00:32:47,256 --> 00:32:48,591
No turning
919
00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:49,509
No turning back...
920
00:32:49,550 --> 00:32:51,678
Dear motorcycle gods,
921
00:32:51,719 --> 00:32:53,304
please don't let me die.
922
00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:54,389
Amen.
923
00:32:54,430 --> 00:32:57,433
heavy rock music
924
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,604
Yee-haw!
925
00:33:12,281 --> 00:33:14,701
Ooh, coming in hot
926
00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:40,768
For sale?
927
00:33:40,810 --> 00:33:43,021
rock music
928
00:33:43,062 --> 00:33:46,107
My house.
They can't sell my house!
929
00:33:46,149 --> 00:33:48,109
No, darn it.
930
00:33:48,151 --> 00:33:49,444
This is--uh...
931
00:33:49,485 --> 00:33:50,820
who-who told you
932
00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:52,113
that you could sell this house?
933
00:33:52,155 --> 00:33:54,115
Um, sorry, do you have
an appointment?
934
00:33:54,157 --> 00:33:55,491
I don't-I don't need
an appointment.
935
00:33:55,533 --> 00:33:56,993
This is my house!
936
00:33:57,035 --> 00:34:00,121
My wife OD'd
in most of these rooms.
937
00:34:00,163 --> 00:34:02,915
My son was born
in the tub upstairs.
938
00:34:02,957 --> 00:34:05,001
That's--those are not for you.
939
00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:06,252
Out.
Get out.
940
00:34:06,294 --> 00:34:08,296
Get out!
This is...
941
00:34:08,337 --> 00:34:09,547
this is my house.
942
00:34:09,589 --> 00:34:11,382
You cannot sell this house
943
00:34:11,424 --> 00:34:13,509
-without me.
-Hello, police?
944
00:34:22,435 --> 00:34:23,936
You okay back there?
945
00:34:23,978 --> 00:34:25,188
Well, some fancy people
946
00:34:25,229 --> 00:34:27,607
are trying to steal
my house, so...
947
00:34:27,648 --> 00:34:29,275
That isn't your house, sir.
948
00:34:29,317 --> 00:34:32,403
You don't think I'd recognize
my own house?
949
00:34:33,196 --> 00:34:34,530
Do me a favor.
950
00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:36,908
Look at yourself for a second.
951
00:34:38,409 --> 00:34:40,953
Now take a look at that house.
952
00:34:44,248 --> 00:34:47,418
Do you honestly think you live
in a house like that?
953
00:34:49,128 --> 00:34:51,464
Hey, it's okay.
It's okay.
954
00:34:51,506 --> 00:34:54,717
Look, I get confused, too,
on occasion.
955
00:34:54,759 --> 00:34:58,012
Look, why don't you
just take your time,
956
00:34:58,054 --> 00:35:01,140
breathe a little,
and when it comes to you,
957
00:35:01,182 --> 00:35:04,018
give me an address,
and we'll get you home?
958
00:35:04,060 --> 00:35:06,229
You're not gonna take me
to the station?
959
00:35:06,270 --> 00:35:08,981
No, you don't seem
like a criminal to me.
960
00:35:11,484 --> 00:35:13,319
Shows what you know.
961
00:35:15,988 --> 00:35:19,033
Okay.
Dino nuggets.
962
00:35:19,075 --> 00:35:21,244
Smiley fries are almost ready.
963
00:35:24,497 --> 00:35:28,042
So, Prince, would you like
to live here with us?
964
00:35:28,084 --> 00:35:29,001
No, thank you.
965
00:35:30,211 --> 00:35:31,671
Well, it wouldn't be
a-a full-time.
966
00:35:31,712 --> 00:35:33,589
It'd, you know,
be a-a-a part-time
967
00:35:33,631 --> 00:35:34,757
custody situation.
968
00:35:34,799 --> 00:35:36,551
That way, you could
get to know your mom.
969
00:35:36,592 --> 00:35:38,636
I don't want to get to know
my mom.
970
00:35:38,678 --> 00:35:40,721
Well, she should
get to know you, anyway.
971
00:35:40,763 --> 00:35:42,140
She can't just run away
from people.
972
00:35:42,181 --> 00:35:43,641
She has obligations.
973
00:35:43,683 --> 00:35:47,311
No offense.
I don't wanna live here.
974
00:35:47,353 --> 00:35:49,230
It's sort of a dump.
975
00:35:49,272 --> 00:35:50,648
It is not a dump!
976
00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:52,567
The faucet water
comes out orange.
977
00:35:52,608 --> 00:35:54,944
Well, that's just rust.
It goes away.
978
00:35:58,573 --> 00:36:00,491
You should sell this place
and get a new one.
979
00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:02,535
We're not selling this house.
This is my family's.
980
00:36:02,577 --> 00:36:04,704
We're gonna live here forever.
981
00:36:04,745 --> 00:36:07,456
I'm just gonna live
with my dad, if that's okay.
982
00:36:07,498 --> 00:36:09,375
No, it's not okay.
983
00:36:09,417 --> 00:36:10,877
Sandy can't just get off
scot-free.
984
00:36:10,918 --> 00:36:12,795
-It's not fair.
-To whom?
985
00:36:12,837 --> 00:36:14,714
To those of us who are stuck
raising a kid
986
00:36:14,755 --> 00:36:16,716
until she's 18 years old.
987
00:36:16,757 --> 00:36:18,009
No offense, Franny.
988
00:36:18,050 --> 00:36:21,053
But that's your choice,
isn't it?
989
00:36:21,095 --> 00:36:22,221
What is?
990
00:36:22,263 --> 00:36:23,723
To have a kid and raise it.
991
00:36:23,764 --> 00:36:26,601
My dad said people make
different choices sometimes
992
00:36:26,642 --> 00:36:29,103
and that's okay.
993
00:36:29,145 --> 00:36:30,646
Royal said that?
994
00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:37,528
No.
No.
995
00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:38,821
Sandy can't just
abandon people.
996
00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:41,741
I'm gonna talk to your dad
about a joint custody situation
997
00:36:41,782 --> 00:36:43,201
when he comes to pick you up.
998
00:36:44,869 --> 00:36:46,704
Hey, Liam, buddy.
999
00:36:46,746 --> 00:36:48,122
Look, uh, I'm just calling
1000
00:36:48,164 --> 00:36:49,207
to see where your head's at
1001
00:36:49,248 --> 00:36:51,042
as far as selling
the house goes.
1002
00:36:51,083 --> 00:36:52,919
So, uh, call me back.
1003
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,462
Oh, and, uh, Tami and I
1004
00:36:54,503 --> 00:36:55,880
are making beef stroganoff
for dinner.
1005
00:36:55,922 --> 00:36:57,798
That's your favorite,
so come on over later.
1006
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,675
I love you.
Bye.
1007
00:37:04,430 --> 00:37:05,723
Hey, Carl!
Buddy, look.
1008
00:37:05,765 --> 00:37:07,141
I'm just calling to see
where your head's at
1009
00:37:07,183 --> 00:37:09,018
as far as, uh,
selling the house goes,
1010
00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:10,228
so call me back, and, uh,
1011
00:37:10,269 --> 00:37:12,313
hey, I put some
of those Hot Pockets you like
1012
00:37:12,355 --> 00:37:13,648
in your mini fridge for you.
1013
00:37:13,689 --> 00:37:14,565
I love you.
1014
00:37:14,607 --> 00:37:15,816
All right, bye, bud.
1015
00:37:15,858 --> 00:37:19,320
Fuck.
1016
00:37:19,362 --> 00:37:20,988
Yo, where the fuck you been?
1017
00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:22,865
I'm fine, Lip.
Thanks for asking.
1018
00:37:22,907 --> 00:37:24,033
Where are the bikes?
1019
00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:25,952
-Had to get rid of them.
-Why?
1020
00:37:25,993 --> 00:37:27,912
I got pulled over
riding the chopper.
1021
00:37:27,954 --> 00:37:29,538
Oh, you took the chopper
for a ride?
1022
00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:30,915
Could we not do
that part right now?
1023
00:37:30,957 --> 00:37:32,667
The cop wanted to buy it.
1024
00:37:32,708 --> 00:37:34,377
Really?
How-how-how much?
1025
00:37:34,418 --> 00:37:35,544
Guys, stolen bike!
1026
00:37:35,586 --> 00:37:37,088
That's why I had
to get rid of them.
1027
00:37:37,129 --> 00:37:38,464
I took the Café Racer
1028
00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:39,840
and the Norton
to the Easy Throttle
1029
00:37:39,882 --> 00:37:41,342
just until things cool down
for a little bit.
1030
00:37:41,384 --> 00:37:42,301
All-all right.
1031
00:37:42,343 --> 00:37:44,262
W-w-w-where-where's
the chopper?
1032
00:37:44,303 --> 00:37:45,179
I drove it into the lake.
1033
00:37:45,221 --> 00:37:46,472
Are you fucking kidding me?
1034
00:37:46,514 --> 00:37:47,848
-Fuck me!
-Look, if anyone
1035
00:37:47,890 --> 00:37:49,141
found that thing,
1036
00:37:49,183 --> 00:37:50,226
I would be going to jail,
1037
00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:51,352
and I'm not gonna take
that rap.
1038
00:37:51,394 --> 00:37:53,104
That was a down payment
for an apartment
1039
00:37:53,145 --> 00:37:55,439
and Brad's money
for hospital bills!
1040
00:37:57,775 --> 00:37:58,776
Look, how long ago
1041
00:37:58,818 --> 00:38:00,278
did you leave them
at the Easy Throttle?
1042
00:38:00,319 --> 00:38:01,988
A couple hours ago.
1043
00:38:02,029 --> 00:38:03,322
All right.
1044
00:38:03,364 --> 00:38:05,533
-Where you going?
-The fuck you think?
1045
00:38:05,574 --> 00:38:07,618
Oh, fuck me.
1046
00:38:07,660 --> 00:38:09,287
Don't it feel
so good right now
1047
00:38:09,328 --> 00:38:10,871
To come alive, come alive
1048
00:38:10,913 --> 00:38:12,832
Rosé and charcuterie, everyone?
1049
00:38:12,873 --> 00:38:14,125
-Ooh.
-Pepperoni.
1050
00:38:14,166 --> 00:38:18,045
Okay, so what did you guys
think about the book signing?
1051
00:38:18,087 --> 00:38:21,215
Uh, politics aren't
really our thing.
1052
00:38:21,257 --> 00:38:23,217
The white hair
was kind of hot, though.
1053
00:38:23,259 --> 00:38:25,928
Tell us about Ian and Mickey.
1054
00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:27,138
What do you guys do?
1055
00:38:27,179 --> 00:38:29,181
We actually run
an armed transport service.
1056
00:38:29,223 --> 00:38:32,143
Ooh, armed!
You ever shoot anyone?
1057
00:38:32,184 --> 00:38:33,311
Yeah.
1058
00:38:35,229 --> 00:38:36,731
So where do you guys live?
1059
00:38:36,772 --> 00:38:38,983
Uh, South Side,
with my family.
1060
00:38:39,025 --> 00:38:40,943
There are gays
on the South Side?
1061
00:38:40,985 --> 00:38:42,528
You still live
with your family?
1062
00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:43,738
Five brothers and sisters.
1063
00:38:43,779 --> 00:38:45,531
Oh, and me, Tami, your niece,
1064
00:38:45,573 --> 00:38:46,907
your dad, and Sandy, actually.
1065
00:38:46,949 --> 00:38:49,201
Holy shit.
So ten of you in one house?
1066
00:38:49,243 --> 00:38:50,911
-Yeah.
-Mickey and I are gonna get
1067
00:38:50,953 --> 00:38:52,079
our own place soon, though.
1068
00:38:52,121 --> 00:38:53,831
If you ever grow a pair
and tell Debbie.
1069
00:38:54,832 --> 00:38:56,417
If I had to live
with my family,
1070
00:38:56,459 --> 00:38:58,210
I'd kill myself.
1071
00:38:58,252 --> 00:38:59,754
Mm-hmm.
1072
00:38:59,795 --> 00:39:01,881
It's really...
it's not that bad.
1073
00:39:01,922 --> 00:39:04,383
Oh, my God.
You like your family?
1074
00:39:04,425 --> 00:39:05,676
Oh, I hate mine.
1075
00:39:05,718 --> 00:39:07,219
Oh, me too.
1076
00:39:07,261 --> 00:39:08,554
Ugh!
1077
00:39:09,764 --> 00:39:11,015
Yeah, I think we, uh...
1078
00:39:11,057 --> 00:39:12,516
-actually have to get going.
- What?
1079
00:39:12,558 --> 00:39:14,143
I'm not done
with the pepperoni.
1080
00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:15,394
- Stay for dinner.
- Yeah.
1081
00:39:15,436 --> 00:39:16,604
Seth and Theo are coming.
1082
00:39:16,645 --> 00:39:18,022
It's Julia Child night.
1083
00:39:18,064 --> 00:39:19,440
We're roasting duck.
1084
00:39:19,482 --> 00:39:21,317
- Yes!
- Come on.
1085
00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:23,069
Damn, but it's just, we--
you know,
1086
00:39:23,110 --> 00:39:24,320
we really should, um...
1087
00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:26,906
-We'll-we'll be right back.
- Okay.
1088
00:39:26,947 --> 00:39:29,909
rock music
1089
00:39:29,950 --> 00:39:31,577
Can we please go?
1090
00:39:31,619 --> 00:39:33,412
Why would we leave now?
They're giving us free stuff.
1091
00:39:33,454 --> 00:39:34,622
They're shitting
all over my family
1092
00:39:34,663 --> 00:39:36,248
-and the South Side.
-Who gives a shit?
1093
00:39:36,290 --> 00:39:37,708
Look, I don't wanna fuck
any of them,
1094
00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:39,251
and they're feeding us;
as far as I'm concerned,
1095
00:39:39,293 --> 00:39:40,336
they're checking
all the right boxes.
1096
00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:41,253
We're gonna stay.
1097
00:39:41,295 --> 00:39:43,047
Hey!
1098
00:39:43,089 --> 00:39:45,674
We can't.
We have...that thing.
1099
00:39:45,716 --> 00:39:46,675
-Oh.
-What?
1100
00:39:46,717 --> 00:39:48,094
What he means is that
he's got a thing,
1101
00:39:48,135 --> 00:39:49,345
so, uh, I'm gonna stay.
1102
00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:50,679
-Hey!
-There we go!
1103
00:39:50,721 --> 00:39:52,723
You know, we can, uh,
talk about sex and stuff.
1104
00:39:52,765 --> 00:39:54,308
-Yay!
-Yes!
1105
00:39:54,350 --> 00:39:55,559
And if I have a bunch
of gay friends
1106
00:39:55,601 --> 00:39:57,978
I talk about sex with
when you're not around,
1107
00:39:58,020 --> 00:39:59,563
who knows what might happen?
1108
00:39:59,605 --> 00:40:01,190
Right?
1109
00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:03,234
I no longer have a thing.
1110
00:40:03,275 --> 00:40:04,819
-Attaboy!
-Whoo!
1111
00:40:04,860 --> 00:40:06,362
Ian doesn't like
to have his ass licked.
1112
00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:07,488
- What?
1113
00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:08,697
-Oh, my God.
-It's the best thing.
1114
00:40:08,739 --> 00:40:10,533
- Oh, girl.
- Are you even gay?
1115
00:40:12,743 --> 00:40:14,286
This your house?
1116
00:40:15,329 --> 00:40:17,915
Yep.
This is my house.
1117
00:40:17,957 --> 00:40:19,333
Need help to the door?
1118
00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:21,585
No, I-I-I got it.
1119
00:40:21,627 --> 00:40:23,087
Okay.
1120
00:40:32,388 --> 00:40:34,181
Oh, hi.
I-I'm--
1121
00:40:34,223 --> 00:40:35,474
I don't mean to, uh, scare you.
1122
00:40:35,516 --> 00:40:36,725
I just need to come inside
1123
00:40:36,767 --> 00:40:39,395
until that man out there
is gone.
1124
00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:40,938
Mommy!
1125
00:40:43,524 --> 00:40:46,026
rock music
1126
00:40:46,068 --> 00:40:47,486
Hey
1127
00:40:47,528 --> 00:40:48,654
- Hey!
-Ah!
1128
00:40:48,696 --> 00:40:50,573
- speaking Spanish
-No, no, no, no, no.
1129
00:40:50,614 --> 00:40:53,033
I'm--no, no.
I'm--oh, shit.
1130
00:40:53,075 --> 00:40:54,535
yelling in Spanish
1131
00:40:59,623 --> 00:41:01,250
Oh, jeez.
1132
00:41:05,004 --> 00:41:06,881
So I'm gonna ask her
to take it first.
1133
00:41:06,922 --> 00:41:08,090
I'm not a monster.
1134
00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:10,259
But she's sort of a bad person,
1135
00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:11,385
and if she says no
1136
00:41:11,427 --> 00:41:13,304
and I gotta slip it
into her drink,
1137
00:41:13,345 --> 00:41:15,306
will it still work?
1138
00:41:15,347 --> 00:41:16,557
Or if she only drinks
half that drink,
1139
00:41:16,599 --> 00:41:18,434
will she end up having
half a baby?
1140
00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:19,560
Or what if she's having twins?
1141
00:41:19,602 --> 00:41:21,187
Will she end up
only having one baby?
1142
00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:24,148
Should I just slip her
two Plan Bs just in case?
1143
00:41:24,190 --> 00:41:25,441
Or what if I crush it down
into a powder
1144
00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:27,818
and tell her it's coke,
get her to snort it?
1145
00:41:27,860 --> 00:41:30,070
I mean, I don't know
if she does coke, though.
1146
00:41:30,112 --> 00:41:32,281
She's trashy,
so she probably does.
1147
00:41:33,115 --> 00:41:35,117
Why you so quiet?
What do you think?
1148
00:41:35,159 --> 00:41:36,452
Oh, my God.
1149
00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:39,622
You've dealt with this before,
right, Bill?
1150
00:41:48,714 --> 00:41:49,882
Hey.
1151
00:41:49,924 --> 00:41:51,717
Hey.
1152
00:41:51,759 --> 00:41:52,927
How was the day?
1153
00:41:52,968 --> 00:41:54,553
Fine, good, yeah.
1154
00:41:55,846 --> 00:41:57,264
You sell the Indian?
1155
00:41:57,306 --> 00:41:58,807
Uh, I'm fielding some offers.
1156
00:41:58,849 --> 00:41:59,850
Okay.
1157
00:41:59,892 --> 00:42:01,185
Uh, how's it looking
1158
00:42:01,227 --> 00:42:02,561
with Liam and Carl?
1159
00:42:02,603 --> 00:42:04,230
Uh, I haven't got
ahold of them yet,
1160
00:42:04,271 --> 00:42:05,314
but I'm, uh, you know--
1161
00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:07,316
I'm optimistic.
1162
00:42:08,234 --> 00:42:09,777
-Okay.
1163
00:42:09,818 --> 00:42:11,362
Uh, you gonna be home soon?
1164
00:42:11,403 --> 00:42:13,906
No, I'll probably be a bit.
There's a...
1165
00:42:13,948 --> 00:42:15,908
thing I gotta do first.
1166
00:42:17,576 --> 00:42:21,205
Okay.
I'll see you soon.
1167
00:42:40,808 --> 00:42:43,060
Why are you naked?
1168
00:42:44,270 --> 00:42:46,689
I drove the chopper
into Lake Michigan.
1169
00:42:46,730 --> 00:42:48,566
Do I wanna know more than that?
1170
00:42:48,607 --> 00:42:49,650
No.
1171
00:42:49,692 --> 00:42:50,943
How's Liam?
1172
00:42:50,985 --> 00:42:52,945
Dropped him off.
He's sad.
1173
00:42:52,987 --> 00:42:54,947
Well, you don't look
much better.
1174
00:42:54,989 --> 00:42:56,657
No Black voters showed up.
1175
00:42:56,699 --> 00:42:58,492
My mom's moving to Louisville.
1176
00:42:58,534 --> 00:42:59,702
Carol's moving to Louisville?
1177
00:42:59,743 --> 00:43:03,747
She says there's no community
for her here anymore.
1178
00:43:03,789 --> 00:43:05,624
Oh, baby, I'm sorry.
1179
00:43:10,045 --> 00:43:12,256
Mm.
1180
00:43:17,219 --> 00:43:18,429
Yeah.
1181
00:43:18,470 --> 00:43:20,431
You getting a boner?
1182
00:43:20,472 --> 00:43:22,182
Yeah.
1183
00:43:22,224 --> 00:43:23,392
Read the room.
1184
00:43:23,434 --> 00:43:24,685
Oh, come on,
Little Big Kev
1185
00:43:24,727 --> 00:43:26,186
has always made you
feel better.
1186
00:43:26,228 --> 00:43:28,063
Not tonight.
1187
00:43:28,105 --> 00:43:29,607
I just wanna crawl into bed
1188
00:43:29,648 --> 00:43:31,692
and cry myself to sleep.
1189
00:43:31,734 --> 00:43:34,737
subdued rock music
1190
00:43:37,990 --> 00:43:38,782
Okay.
1191
00:43:38,824 --> 00:43:40,618
Oh, yeah,
these are so great.
1192
00:43:40,659 --> 00:43:42,286
Perfect for a full can
of Schlitz.
1193
00:43:44,705 --> 00:43:46,624
-Excuse me.
-Carl?
1194
00:43:46,665 --> 00:43:48,292
Take this.
1195
00:43:49,001 --> 00:43:49,835
Why?
1196
00:43:49,877 --> 00:43:50,878
Because you rode me bareback
1197
00:43:50,919 --> 00:43:52,254
so I'd plant a baby
in your belly
1198
00:43:52,296 --> 00:43:54,173
and you could take half
of everything I own.
1199
00:43:54,214 --> 00:43:56,508
But, oh, no, girl,
I'm onto you.
1200
00:43:56,550 --> 00:43:58,594
So take this Plan B
with a full bottle of water,
1201
00:43:58,636 --> 00:43:59,970
or I'm going to file
a police report
1202
00:44:00,012 --> 00:44:01,722
saying you raped me.
1203
00:44:01,764 --> 00:44:03,390
I'm on the pill.
1204
00:44:03,432 --> 00:44:06,018
And...I thought you wanted
to have sex.
1205
00:44:06,060 --> 00:44:08,854
I did, but with a condom.
1206
00:44:08,896 --> 00:44:10,689
I'm allergic to latex.
1207
00:44:10,731 --> 00:44:13,067
What, so you get, like,
a rash or something?
1208
00:44:13,108 --> 00:44:15,194
Like, I'd die.
1209
00:44:15,235 --> 00:44:16,820
Oh.
Well...
1210
00:44:16,862 --> 00:44:17,821
then why were you asking
1211
00:44:17,863 --> 00:44:19,698
about my job
and benefits, then?
1212
00:44:19,740 --> 00:44:22,451
Because I liked you, Carl!
1213
00:44:23,202 --> 00:44:24,370
Oh.
1214
00:44:24,411 --> 00:44:25,829
Well, I liked you too.
1215
00:44:25,871 --> 00:44:27,331
And you know what?
It was nice.
1216
00:44:27,373 --> 00:44:28,332
It was nice to know
1217
00:44:28,374 --> 00:44:29,500
that I wouldn't have
to support you
1218
00:44:29,541 --> 00:44:31,418
after I finished
dental hygienist school.
1219
00:44:31,460 --> 00:44:32,586
You're gonna be
a dental hygienist?
1220
00:44:32,628 --> 00:44:33,462
Yes!
1221
00:44:33,504 --> 00:44:35,047
I'll have my own job.
1222
00:44:35,089 --> 00:44:36,965
I don't need
some punk-ass rookie cop
1223
00:44:37,007 --> 00:44:38,217
taking care of me.
1224
00:44:38,926 --> 00:44:41,011
That's hot.
1225
00:44:41,637 --> 00:44:43,347
What time you get off work?
1226
00:44:43,972 --> 00:44:46,016
Are you kidding?
1227
00:44:46,058 --> 00:44:49,269
You dumped me,
accused me of rape
1228
00:44:49,311 --> 00:44:50,187
and extortion,
1229
00:44:50,229 --> 00:44:51,980
tried to force
an abortion on me...
1230
00:44:52,022 --> 00:44:53,482
-Well--
-...and now you wanna
1231
00:44:53,524 --> 00:44:55,484
hang out again?
1232
00:44:56,235 --> 00:44:57,653
Yeah?
1233
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:01,365
Okay, UFC tournament.
1234
00:45:01,407 --> 00:45:04,743
Best female pop stars
of all time.
1235
00:45:04,785 --> 00:45:05,869
-Go.
- Okay.
1236
00:45:05,911 --> 00:45:07,996
So Celine beats Taylor...
1237
00:45:08,038 --> 00:45:09,623
- Oh.
-...sorry, in the quarters
1238
00:45:09,665 --> 00:45:12,251
but then falls to Gaga
in the semis,
1239
00:45:12,292 --> 00:45:15,045
and then it's Gaga
and Aguilera in the finals.
1240
00:45:15,087 --> 00:45:17,005
Dark horse: Britney.
1241
00:45:17,047 --> 00:45:18,090
- Oh!
- Yes!
1242
00:45:18,132 --> 00:45:19,550
It's Britney, bitch!
1243
00:45:19,591 --> 00:45:22,344
Of course, yes.
1244
00:45:25,305 --> 00:45:27,516
So you really
don't like rimming?
1245
00:45:27,558 --> 00:45:29,184
What?
Oh.
1246
00:45:29,226 --> 00:45:30,769
No, it was Mickey.
1247
00:45:30,811 --> 00:45:32,229
He was kidding
when he said it was me.
1248
00:45:32,271 --> 00:45:34,273
Oh, cool.
1249
00:45:34,314 --> 00:45:36,525
So you do like rimming?
1250
00:45:37,109 --> 00:45:39,945
Okay, Mickey,
another cocktail?
1251
00:45:43,031 --> 00:45:44,908
Can we please get
the fuck out of here?
1252
00:45:44,950 --> 00:45:46,827
You said we needed gay friends.
1253
00:45:46,869 --> 00:45:48,287
Do you like any of these guys?
1254
00:45:48,328 --> 00:45:51,206
Fuck no, I'm blowing my nut
over this duck, though.
1255
00:45:51,248 --> 00:45:52,541
Here it is!
1256
00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:54,334
Ah! Whoo!
1257
00:45:54,376 --> 00:45:55,753
Oh!
Oh, my God.
1258
00:45:55,794 --> 00:45:56,754
Whoo!
1259
00:45:56,795 --> 00:45:57,921
Rain on me
1260
00:45:57,963 --> 00:45:59,131
Rain, rain, rain on me
1261
00:45:59,173 --> 00:46:00,340
Rain, rain
1262
00:46:00,382 --> 00:46:01,884
I'd rather be dry
1263
00:46:01,925 --> 00:46:04,261
But at least I'm alive
1264
00:46:04,303 --> 00:46:06,346
Rain on me, rain, rain
1265
00:46:06,388 --> 00:46:09,349
Rain on me
1266
00:46:10,559 --> 00:46:13,270
-Can we leave now?
-Yeah.
1267
00:46:13,312 --> 00:46:15,147
Are you guys leaving?
1268
00:46:15,189 --> 00:46:17,566
Things were just
getting interesting.
1269
00:46:17,608 --> 00:46:19,234
Rain, rain, rain
1270
00:46:19,276 --> 00:46:20,444
Rain...
1271
00:46:20,486 --> 00:46:21,487
Whoo!
1272
00:46:21,528 --> 00:46:23,739
I hear the thunder
coming down
1273
00:46:23,781 --> 00:46:25,616
Won't you rain on me?
1274
00:46:25,657 --> 00:46:27,284
Eh, yeah...
1275
00:46:27,326 --> 00:46:28,368
No.
1276
00:46:28,410 --> 00:46:29,703
You're the one who said
if we fucked them,
1277
00:46:29,745 --> 00:46:31,538
we don't have to be friends
with them.
1278
00:46:31,580 --> 00:46:33,457
Rain on me...
1279
00:46:33,499 --> 00:46:34,666
Fine.
1280
00:46:34,708 --> 00:46:37,169
Rain on me
1281
00:46:39,171 --> 00:46:42,299
Hey, uh, Liam, buddy, look,
I was thinking,
1282
00:46:42,341 --> 00:46:43,842
you know, if we sell the house,
1283
00:46:43,884 --> 00:46:45,928
we could start a college fund
for you,
1284
00:46:45,969 --> 00:46:47,304
so, uh, anyway,
1285
00:46:47,346 --> 00:46:48,305
something to talk about.
1286
00:46:48,347 --> 00:46:49,598
Give me a call back
when you can.
1287
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:50,808
All right, bye.
1288
00:46:52,017 --> 00:46:53,477
Tami?
1289
00:46:55,312 --> 00:46:57,356
-Little man?
1290
00:46:58,732 --> 00:47:01,068
Holy fuck.
1291
00:47:02,903 --> 00:47:04,822
- All right, hey.
-Hey.
1292
00:47:04,863 --> 00:47:06,448
-Hey, you give me a hand?
-What's-what's going on?
1293
00:47:06,490 --> 00:47:07,366
We get robbed, or...
1294
00:47:07,407 --> 00:47:09,409
-No, no, he just woke up.
-Hey, hi, buddy.
1295
00:47:09,451 --> 00:47:10,828
Yeah, I just packed up
some stuff
1296
00:47:10,869 --> 00:47:12,996
and brought it over
to my dad's.
1297
00:47:21,088 --> 00:47:23,048
Oh.
1298
00:47:23,090 --> 00:47:25,509
I'll be right back,
buddy, okay?
1299
00:47:28,929 --> 00:47:31,515
Hey, uh, why-why did you
take our stuff
1300
00:47:31,557 --> 00:47:32,516
to your dad's place?
1301
00:47:32,558 --> 00:47:33,892
I-I thought we talked
about this.
1302
00:47:33,934 --> 00:47:36,270
Yeah, w-we said you had the day
to sell the Indian
1303
00:47:36,311 --> 00:47:38,230
or convince your family
to sell the house.
1304
00:47:38,272 --> 00:47:39,690
The day's not over.
1305
00:47:39,731 --> 00:47:43,527
Okay, well, you didn't sound
too hopeful on the phone, so...
1306
00:47:43,569 --> 00:47:44,611
Uh, I thought we said
1307
00:47:44,653 --> 00:47:46,280
if I couldn't make it
happen today,
1308
00:47:46,321 --> 00:47:48,490
then we would talk
about what's next, right?
1309
00:47:49,116 --> 00:47:51,869
What did you think
was next, Lip?
1310
00:47:51,910 --> 00:47:54,204
That I would try again
tomorrow.
1311
00:47:54,246 --> 00:47:56,665
I thought what was next
was that we would make
1312
00:47:56,707 --> 00:47:58,876
the most stable decision
for our family.
1313
00:47:58,917 --> 00:48:00,669
I put in an application
at Amazon.
1314
00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:02,504
All right?
Like you asked.
1315
00:48:02,546 --> 00:48:03,505
Can you meet me halfway?
1316
00:48:03,547 --> 00:48:06,008
Halfway to homelessness?
1317
00:48:06,049 --> 00:48:07,676
No.
No, Lip.
1318
00:48:07,718 --> 00:48:09,595
I'm not gonna meet you halfway.
1319
00:48:09,636 --> 00:48:11,138
And, God, what is up
with you lately?
1320
00:48:11,179 --> 00:48:12,472
Nothing, nothing is up
with me lately.
1321
00:48:12,514 --> 00:48:14,266
Really? Because you're being
entirely unreasonable.
1322
00:48:14,308 --> 00:48:15,976
-You're obsessive.
-Okay, you wanna catalog shit?
1323
00:48:16,018 --> 00:48:17,227
You are fucking
stealing shit
1324
00:48:17,269 --> 00:48:18,353
'Cause I can take
the notebook out, all right?
1325
00:48:18,395 --> 00:48:19,771
-Are you drinking again?
-No!
1326
00:48:19,813 --> 00:48:22,274
Jesus, I just don't wanna live
with your fucking family!
1327
00:48:22,316 --> 00:48:23,859
Okay, well, tough shit.
1328
00:48:23,901 --> 00:48:25,444
You had the day
to make your plan work.
1329
00:48:25,485 --> 00:48:26,904
You didn't make it work.
1330
00:48:26,945 --> 00:48:28,488
So unless you make
something happen
1331
00:48:28,530 --> 00:48:31,033
before we go to bed tonight...
1332
00:48:31,074 --> 00:48:33,035
Where are you going?
1333
00:48:38,373 --> 00:48:39,499
Hey.
1334
00:48:39,541 --> 00:48:40,959
Who's the kid?
1335
00:48:41,001 --> 00:48:42,127
Sandy's son.
1336
00:48:42,169 --> 00:48:43,754
You decide
about the house yet?
1337
00:48:43,795 --> 00:48:45,756
Leave me alone.
I'm heartbroken.
1338
00:48:51,637 --> 00:48:53,680
Why is he still here?
1339
00:48:53,722 --> 00:48:55,599
Royal's not done
at Pizzeria Uno.
1340
00:48:56,183 --> 00:48:58,018
But you should know
that I'm gonna talk to him
1341
00:48:58,060 --> 00:49:00,062
about us getting joint custody
of Prince.
1342
00:49:00,979 --> 00:49:02,731
Uh, why?
1343
00:49:02,773 --> 00:49:03,857
If you're gonna be living
with me,
1344
00:49:03,899 --> 00:49:05,108
you're gonna be living
with my rules,
1345
00:49:05,150 --> 00:49:07,152
and my rules are that
you don't abandon family.
1346
00:49:09,529 --> 00:49:11,949
Well, I guess
I'm not living with you, then.
1347
00:49:11,990 --> 00:49:13,283
What?
1348
00:49:13,325 --> 00:49:15,494
No.
Sandy!
1349
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:22,334
Sandy!
Sandy!
1350
00:49:23,794 --> 00:49:24,670
What are you doing?
1351
00:49:24,711 --> 00:49:26,254
I'm getting the fuck
out of here.
1352
00:49:26,296 --> 00:49:27,756
Ha.
Great.
1353
00:49:27,798 --> 00:49:30,300
Add me to the list of people
you run out on.
1354
00:49:30,342 --> 00:49:31,802
I don't run out
on people, Debbie.
1355
00:49:31,843 --> 00:49:33,387
-It's not that simple.
- It is.
1356
00:49:33,428 --> 00:49:34,554
You-you either stick
with people,
1357
00:49:34,596 --> 00:49:35,514
or you don't.
1358
00:49:35,555 --> 00:49:36,723
I stick with people.
1359
00:49:36,765 --> 00:49:37,975
Yeah, I stuck with you,
1360
00:49:38,016 --> 00:49:40,143
until you turned out to be
a fucking psycho.
1361
00:49:40,185 --> 00:49:42,062
Well, that's not sticking
with me.
1362
00:49:42,104 --> 00:49:43,063
That's cutting and running.
1363
00:49:43,105 --> 00:49:45,440
People don't just
cut and run, okay?
1364
00:49:45,482 --> 00:49:46,733
There are reasons.
1365
00:49:46,775 --> 00:49:48,068
I ran out on Prince and Royal
1366
00:49:48,110 --> 00:49:49,778
because I had no idea
who I was.
1367
00:49:49,820 --> 00:49:50,904
That's selfish.
1368
00:49:50,946 --> 00:49:51,863
It's not selfish.
1369
00:49:51,905 --> 00:49:54,408
That is the definition
of selfish!
1370
00:49:54,449 --> 00:49:56,118
You ran out on people
who needed you
1371
00:49:56,159 --> 00:49:58,787
because you wanted to go do
your own shit.
1372
00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:00,539
I'll never forgive you
for that.
1373
00:50:02,374 --> 00:50:04,418
You'll never forgive me
for that?
1374
00:50:04,459 --> 00:50:07,879
They'll never.
Prince will never.
1375
00:50:07,921 --> 00:50:09,673
Holy shit.
1376
00:50:11,216 --> 00:50:13,010
You think I'm Monica.
1377
00:50:13,051 --> 00:50:16,221
-What?
-I am not your mom, Debbie.
1378
00:50:16,263 --> 00:50:18,056
I didn't just leave my family
to do my own shit.
1379
00:50:18,098 --> 00:50:19,975
This has nothing to do
with my mom.
1380
00:50:20,017 --> 00:50:21,852
Fuck you.
1381
00:50:21,893 --> 00:50:23,603
You are piling
1382
00:50:23,645 --> 00:50:26,523
all your abandonment issues
on me.
1383
00:50:26,565 --> 00:50:28,525
Right?
'Cause what happened?
1384
00:50:28,567 --> 00:50:31,820
Monica ran out on you...
1385
00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:34,031
and now the rest of them
wanna run out on you too.
1386
00:50:34,072 --> 00:50:35,198
They don't wanna run out on me.
1387
00:50:35,240 --> 00:50:36,992
They wanna sell the house
and get the money.
1388
00:50:37,034 --> 00:50:38,577
You sure?
1389
00:50:56,845 --> 00:50:59,181
Night.
1390
00:50:59,222 --> 00:51:01,391
That was a bust, huh?
1391
00:51:01,433 --> 00:51:02,851
Oh, yeah,
apart from a hand job,
1392
00:51:02,893 --> 00:51:05,437
duck, and orgy, total waste
of a fucking day.
1393
00:51:06,146 --> 00:51:08,065
Still think we need
gay friends?
1394
00:51:08,106 --> 00:51:09,274
Need?
1395
00:51:09,316 --> 00:51:10,650
No.
I mean, I'm not opposed to it.
1396
00:51:10,692 --> 00:51:13,695
We just...we want friends
we have things in common with.
1397
00:51:13,737 --> 00:51:16,323
There's a reason
I do the same things as Lip.
1398
00:51:16,364 --> 00:51:17,866
I'm like Lip.
1399
00:51:17,908 --> 00:51:20,452
I'm okay if he's
my only friend for now.
1400
00:51:20,494 --> 00:51:21,536
All right.
1401
00:51:21,578 --> 00:51:25,040
Well, wanna go tell Debbie
you wanna do what Lip wants
1402
00:51:25,082 --> 00:51:26,458
on this thing?
1403
00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:27,667
She's gonna love you.
1404
00:51:27,709 --> 00:51:29,252
She's gonna love you so much.
1405
00:51:29,294 --> 00:51:31,630
Debbie!
1406
00:51:31,671 --> 00:51:33,757
Come on!
Open up.
1407
00:51:33,799 --> 00:51:34,883
What's going on upstairs?
1408
00:51:34,925 --> 00:51:35,967
I'm not sure.
1409
00:51:36,009 --> 00:51:37,010
Hey, do you guys think
it's weird
1410
00:51:37,052 --> 00:51:37,928
I'm in love with my rapist?
1411
00:51:37,969 --> 00:51:39,346
-You weren't raped.
-Yes.
1412
00:51:40,597 --> 00:51:41,932
I don't wanna sell the house.
1413
00:51:41,973 --> 00:51:43,141
Where have you been?
1414
00:51:43,183 --> 00:51:44,601
Out finding my voice.
1415
00:51:44,643 --> 00:51:46,269
Wait, you're voting
not to sell?
1416
00:51:46,311 --> 00:51:47,771
Yeah.
1417
00:51:47,813 --> 00:51:50,273
So it's you two and Debbie.
That's it, right?
1418
00:51:50,315 --> 00:51:52,359
Doesn't matter what I vote.
We're not selling.
1419
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:53,485
Well, I wanna change my vote.
1420
00:51:53,527 --> 00:51:55,153
Mickey and I
want our own place.
1421
00:51:55,195 --> 00:51:57,364
So it's two in favor,
two against?
1422
00:51:57,405 --> 00:52:00,117
Yeah, me and Lip
versus Liam and Debbie.
1423
00:52:10,502 --> 00:52:12,629
Fiona...
1424
00:52:12,671 --> 00:52:14,589
Lip!
1425
00:52:15,632 --> 00:52:19,261
Carl!
1426
00:52:21,805 --> 00:52:24,015
Debbie?
Lip?
1427
00:52:24,057 --> 00:52:26,434
-Out of the way, Frank.
-Lip!
1428
00:52:35,318 --> 00:52:36,486
If you vote
not to sell...
1429
00:52:36,528 --> 00:52:37,445
Lip!
1430
00:52:37,487 --> 00:52:38,738
...I'll iron your uniform
for a whole month.
1431
00:52:38,780 --> 00:52:40,699
Vote to sell, I'll buy you
pizza rolls for a year.
1432
00:52:40,740 --> 00:52:41,616
How about vote to sell,
1433
00:52:41,658 --> 00:52:42,784
and I won't scoop
your eyeballs out
1434
00:52:42,826 --> 00:52:45,162
-with a fucking kitchen spoon?
1435
00:52:45,203 --> 00:52:46,037
Shit.
1436
00:52:46,079 --> 00:52:48,123
rock music
1437
00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:49,583
What the fuck are you doing?
1438
00:52:49,624 --> 00:52:51,251
Creating an open floor plan.
1439
00:52:51,293 --> 00:52:52,377
We're selling!
1440
00:52:52,419 --> 00:52:53,545
-No! No.
- Hey!
1441
00:52:53,587 --> 00:52:55,505
-Deb! Deb!
- Relax, relax.
1442
00:52:55,547 --> 00:52:58,341
Whoa, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh...
1443
00:52:58,383 --> 00:53:00,218
Fuck you!
1444
00:53:00,260 --> 00:53:01,428
Whoa, oh, oh
1445
00:53:01,469 --> 00:53:02,637
Whoa, oh, oh...
1446
00:53:04,097 --> 00:53:05,849
Don't look back,
don't look back
1447
00:53:05,891 --> 00:53:07,976
Don't look back...
1448
00:53:15,650 --> 00:53:16,610
Excuse me.
1449
00:53:16,651 --> 00:53:18,111
Does Phillip Gallagher
live here?
1450
00:53:18,153 --> 00:53:19,279
We have a few questions
1451
00:53:19,321 --> 00:53:21,656
about a robbery
where he used to work.
1452
00:53:21,698 --> 00:53:22,908
He's inside.
Just be careful.
1453
00:53:22,949 --> 00:53:24,075
He's got a sledgehammer.
1454
00:53:24,117 --> 00:53:26,286
That's why
1455
00:53:26,328 --> 00:53:28,788
Whoa, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh
1456
00:53:28,830 --> 00:53:31,291
Oh, whoa, oh, oh,
oh, oh
1457
00:53:31,333 --> 00:53:34,252
Whoa, oh, oh,
whoa, oh, oh
1458
00:53:34,544 --> 00:53:36,129
Coming down on me
1459
00:53:36,171 --> 00:53:38,465
Teardrops on my face
1460
00:53:38,506 --> 00:53:40,383
Water like...
1461
00:53:48,266 --> 00:53:51,561
I can feel it on my skin
1462
00:53:54,397 --> 00:53:57,275
It's coming down on me
1463
00:53:58,401 --> 00:54:00,528
Teardrops on my face
1464
00:54:00,570 --> 00:54:02,072
Water like misery
1465
00:54:02,113 --> 00:54:04,407
Let it wash away my pain
1466
00:54:04,449 --> 00:54:06,576
It's coming down on me
1467
00:54:06,618 --> 00:54:09,746
Let it wash away
1468
00:54:09,788 --> 00:54:11,081
I'd rather be dry
1469
00:54:11,122 --> 00:54:13,416
But at least I'm alive
1470
00:54:13,458 --> 00:54:15,210
Rain on me, rain, rain
1471
00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:17,379
Rain on me,
rain, rain
1472
00:54:17,420 --> 00:54:18,922
I'd rather be dry
1473
00:54:18,964 --> 00:54:21,091
But at least I'm alive
1474
00:54:21,132 --> 00:54:23,510
Rain on me, rain, rain
1475
00:54:23,551 --> 00:54:25,637
Rain...on...me
1476
00:54:25,679 --> 00:54:27,931
I hear the thunder
coming down
1477
00:54:27,973 --> 00:54:29,891
Won't you rain on me?
1478
00:54:29,933 --> 00:54:31,476
Eh, yeah
1479
00:54:31,518 --> 00:54:33,144
Rain on, whoo
1480
00:54:33,186 --> 00:54:35,730
I hear the thunder
coming down
1481
00:54:35,772 --> 00:54:37,565
Won't you rain on me?
1482
00:54:37,607 --> 00:54:39,359
Eh, yeah
1483
00:54:39,401 --> 00:54:53,873
Rain...on...me
1483
00:54:54,305 --> 00:55:54,358
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