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Garden's looking nice.
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Well, not to commit the
sin of pride, but I know.
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How did you come out of me?
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So, good news.
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John's coming home on Friday.
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That's wonderful.
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It is.
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You must be thrilled.
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Oh, I am.
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Mm. Little nervous?
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No. No.
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No.
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Be understandable if you were.
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The man has been in
a mental institution.
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All I know is he sounded
like himself on the phone,
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and the doctors say he's good to go.
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Well, that's great.
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It is. I'm excited.
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Well, good.
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Very excited.
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Okay.
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I'm gonna get another beer.
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'Cause you're so excited?
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You know it!
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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We need to have a talk.
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Georgie, get in here!
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Are we in trouble?
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No one's in trouble.
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- What's going on?
- Have a seat.
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You're also getting talked to.
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Sit.
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Ha.
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Okay,
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Dr. Sturgis will be
joining us for dinner.
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Hot darn.
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That guy's back?
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I thought he was in the nut house.
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We do not call it that.
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That's what Dad calls it.
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And that's why I made him sit.
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We need to make sure that
Dr. Sturgis feels comfortable.
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And how are we supposed to do that?
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For starters, do not bring
up his time in the hospital.
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What if he brings it up?
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You let the grown-ups handle that.
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In this scenario, am
I one of the grown-ups?
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No.
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- Great.
- You also will not
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stare at him during dinner.
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Can I look at him at all?
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Yes.
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How long can I look at him
before it's considered staring?
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When I'm trying not to stare at girls,
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my rule is "two Mississippi".
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I taught him that.
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Just be on your best behavior.
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And if you're not sure if
you should say something,
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do not say it.
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- What?
- Hey, it works.
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When I hit three
Mississippis, she noticed.
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See?
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Told you.
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Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis are out front.
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They're walking up the path.
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They see me.
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I'm waving.
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They waved back.
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They're close to the door.
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Even closer.
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Almost there.
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Door...
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... bell!
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Remember everything we talked about.
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Welcome!
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Look who I brought!
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Hello!
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Come in, come in.
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It's so good to see you.
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I don't normally do this, but...
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put her there.
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No mitten.
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I'm honored.
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It's just so wonderful
to see you all again.
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We've been looking forward to it.
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We sure have.
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One Mississippi,
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two Mississippi.
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Uh, why are you counting?
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You know Shelly. He loves his numbers.
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Let's say grace.
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Bless us, Lord, for the
food we are about to receive
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and bless the hands
that prepared it. Amen.
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- Amen.
- Dig in.
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Oh, I am so excited to
have a home-cooked meal.
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The food in the
hospital was bland-arino.
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Uh, be sure to save room for dessert.
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I made banana pudding.
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George, tell him how
good my banana pudding is.
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Good pudding.
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Lot of bananas.
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Well, now, pardon me
if I'm wrong, but...
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I would totally understand if
any of you felt uncomfortable
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about me being here after my time
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in the hospital.
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Oh, no, we're very comfortable.
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Very comfortable.
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Well, just in case,
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I want you all to know
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I'm perfectly happy
to answer any questions
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that you might have.
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You sure you want to do that?
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Of course.
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The best way to destigmatize something
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is to talk about it.
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May I?
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Um, go ahead.
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Why wasn't I allowed to visit you?
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Some of the other patients there
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were very unwell,
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and I didn't want you to be
disturbed by their behavior.
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I got one.
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Here we go.
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Did they lock you up in a room?
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I wasn't able to leave the hospital
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without being discharged,
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but I was free to walk the grounds.
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How did you know when
you were all better?
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Well, it's not like a cold,
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where you have it and then you don't.
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But I've learned skills that, uh,
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help me to manage my mental health.
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Well, that went over my head.
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I got another one.
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In The Shining, Jack Nicholson goes nuts
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and chases people around with an ax...
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- One question each.
- Dang it.
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Should've started with that one.
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How 'bout a little nightcap?
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Oh, I don't think so.
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Got to ride the old bike home.
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Oh?
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I thought you were staying the night.
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I wasn't planning on it.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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Now that we're talking about this, um,
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we've never really discussed
the status of our relationship.
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Don't you worry.
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As far as I'm concerned, we just...
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pick up right where we left off.
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That means a lot.
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But, um...
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I think it's for the best if we don't.
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- What?
- I hope we can still be friends.
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But, um, I don't think
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we should be in a romantic
relationship anymore.
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Are you crazy?
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I mean, poor choice of words, but...
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are you crazy?!
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Do you... I... Do you
mean you-you really
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don't want to see me anymore?
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Don't I get a say in that?
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Um...
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No.
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Really? I-I kind of think I do.
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Connie, if I'm single
and have another episode,
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it only hurts me.
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If we're together, that hurts you,
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and I can't do that again.
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I have been waiting
for you this whole time.
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Just more proof that
you're a wonderful woman
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and you deserve someone
you can count on.
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How about Ira from the furniture store?
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He's a catch.
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Now you're gonna play matchmaker for me?
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I suppose I am.
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You realize I could call him right now.
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I think you should.
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You better mean it, 'cause I'll do it.
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No time like the present.
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I'm doing it.
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I'm dialing.
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Great.
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It's ringing.
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Tell him I said hi.
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Rosenbloom's Fine
Furniture. Ira speaking.
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Hello, Ira.
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It's Connie Tucker.
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Connie. Oh, my gosh.
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How are you?
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He wants to know how I am.
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Tell him.
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I'll call you back.
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Can you believe it?
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It sounds like he has
your best interests at heart.
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Men don't break up with me.
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I do the breaking up.
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Well, I think it's nice that you
can still experience new things
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at your age.
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Keep it up, and you won't get to my age.
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So, are you gonna go out with Ira?
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Well, I don't know why not.
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Is that really what you want?
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Well, I'm sure as hell not
gonna sit home by myself
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while I try and figure it out.
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Doesn't sound like
you're being nice to Ira.
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She's not nice. Been
saying it for years.
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Mom,
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will Dr. Sturgis be coming over again?
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Oh. Um...
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- I don't know.
- He should.
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We had so much fun talking
about the mental hospital,
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we barely got to talk about science.
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Well, I don't know what his plans are.
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Is Meemaw coming for dinner tonight?
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No. She is busy.
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With Dr. Sturgis? Maybe I can join them.
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All my fun facts make
me a welcome addition
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to any dinner date.
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She's not gonna be with
Dr. Sturgis, sweetie.
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Then I don't understand
why I can't invite him over.
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Your meemaw and Dr. Sturgis are...
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figuring out how their
relationship is gonna work
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now that he's back.
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Why does their relationship
need to be any different?
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It's complicated.
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So, we can't have him over?
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Sorry. It's just not
a good idea right now.
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This isn't fair.
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I find the one person in
Texas who understands me
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and now I'm not allowed to see him?
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Hello!
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- Come in.
- So, uh, Connie is, uh,
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okay with my being here?
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Don't worry about it
or, you know, mention it.
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Well, here's a pineapple.
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It's a symbol of hospitality
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dating back to the 1700s.
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Thank you. How...
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tropical.
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Dr. Sturgis, hello!
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Hi!
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Ooh. Did you know the pineapple
is a symbol of hospitality?
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As a matter of fact, I did.
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You're welcome!
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I got to tell you,
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this is an unexpected surprise.
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Here's to surprises.
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'Cause last I heard,
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you and John were still going out.
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Well, now I'm not,
and I'm here with you,
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so let's not talk about him.
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Ooh. Sounds like this
breakup is a little fresh.
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Yeah, it was pretty recent.
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What, like, a week? Month?
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Literally as I was calling you.
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Well, I'm glad that I was the
first person that came to mind.
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Actually, you were his idea.
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Still glad.
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Really? This again?
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Just sit.
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Where's Meemaw?
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Not here tonight.
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- Why?
- As I understand it,
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now that Dr. Sturgis is
back from the hospital,
272
00:10:39,444 --> 00:10:40,835
he and Meemaw are figuring out
273
00:10:40,836 --> 00:10:42,761
how their relationship is going to work.
274
00:10:42,762 --> 00:10:44,095
What does that mean?
275
00:10:44,096 --> 00:10:45,730
Sounds like she dumped him.
276
00:10:45,731 --> 00:10:48,233
- Actually, he's the one...
- Sheldon, didn't you want
277
00:10:48,234 --> 00:10:50,268
- to talk about science stuff?
- Yes.
278
00:10:50,269 --> 00:10:51,770
- Good. Do that right now.
- Well,
279
00:10:51,771 --> 00:10:55,197
I realize being here after ending
280
00:10:55,198 --> 00:10:58,309
my romantic relationship
with Connie is unusual.
281
00:10:58,310 --> 00:11:00,432
So, as before,
282
00:11:00,433 --> 00:11:01,729
I'm perfectly happy
283
00:11:01,730 --> 00:11:05,370
to answer any questions
that you might have.
284
00:11:05,371 --> 00:11:06,596
I have a question.
285
00:11:06,597 --> 00:11:08,520
Can I eat in front of the TV?
286
00:11:08,521 --> 00:11:10,388
Sure.
287
00:11:10,389 --> 00:11:12,157
Let's get back to The Shining.
288
00:11:12,158 --> 00:11:16,227
When them elevator doors open, oh, man.
289
00:11:21,369 --> 00:11:23,139
Let me get this straight. Your boyfriend
290
00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:24,540
comes home from the mental hospital,
291
00:11:24,541 --> 00:11:25,641
he dumps you,
292
00:11:25,642 --> 00:11:27,737
and he suggests that you go out with me?
293
00:11:27,738 --> 00:11:30,312
- Yeah.
- Sounds like a spite date.
294
00:11:30,313 --> 00:11:33,338
Well, gosh, when you say it
like that, doesn't sound great.
295
00:11:33,339 --> 00:11:34,885
No. No, no, I'm fine with it. I just...
296
00:11:34,886 --> 00:11:36,487
I want to make sure I
got everything right.
297
00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:38,989
Hospital, dumped, spite.
298
00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:40,257
You got it.
299
00:11:40,258 --> 00:11:43,494
All right. I hear the
creamed spinach is terrific.
300
00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:45,829
How do relationships
work for old people?
301
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:48,566
When you were young, you didn't
think old women looked hot.
302
00:11:48,567 --> 00:11:50,801
But now that you're old, do you?
303
00:11:50,802 --> 00:11:53,170
Well, that's a very
interesting question.
304
00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:55,205
Can I speak to you in the kitchen?
305
00:11:55,206 --> 00:11:57,241
- I want to hear the answer.
- I've always found
306
00:11:57,242 --> 00:12:00,411
your grandmother to be very hot stuff.
307
00:12:00,412 --> 00:12:01,569
All right, let's go.
308
00:12:01,570 --> 00:12:03,714
But you can see her wrinkles, right?
309
00:12:03,715 --> 00:12:06,350
Why don't you take John
to a bar or something?
310
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:08,986
- Why?
- 'Cause the children don't need to hear
311
00:12:08,987 --> 00:12:11,055
about how attractive he
finds their grandmother.
312
00:12:11,056 --> 00:12:12,523
Why don't you take him out?
313
00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:15,759
Fine. You make sure the kids
take baths and get to bed.
314
00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:18,896
Oh, and Sheldon needs
his fingernails trimmed.
315
00:12:18,897 --> 00:12:21,332
Hey, John, what do you say
you and I go grab a beer?
316
00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:23,602
But we haven't cut
open the pineapple yet.
317
00:12:23,603 --> 00:12:25,002
You boys go ahead.
318
00:12:25,003 --> 00:12:26,604
We'll eat the pineapple another time.
319
00:12:26,605 --> 00:12:29,088
But we haven't had a chance
to talk about science.
320
00:12:29,089 --> 00:12:30,414
Ooh, can Sheldon come?
321
00:12:30,415 --> 00:12:32,309
- Can I?
- No.
322
00:12:32,310 --> 00:12:33,587
- Aw.
- Aw.
323
00:12:33,588 --> 00:12:35,112
So, enough about me.
324
00:12:35,113 --> 00:12:37,448
- What's been going on in your life?
- Oh, boy. Well,
325
00:12:37,449 --> 00:12:38,816
after you and I broke up,
326
00:12:38,817 --> 00:12:40,684
I took the opportunity
to work on myself.
327
00:12:40,685 --> 00:12:42,307
Started playing tennis again.
328
00:12:42,308 --> 00:12:44,421
Uh, I-I bought a telescope,
which is pretty cool
329
00:12:44,422 --> 00:12:46,890
because you-you got to see
the Moon all big and things.
330
00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:48,183
And, uh, I-I tried
331
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:50,561
Vietnamese food for the first
time, which did not go well.
332
00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:51,795
Oh, very spicy.
333
00:12:51,796 --> 00:12:53,130
You wouldn't believe the heartburn.
334
00:12:53,131 --> 00:12:55,199
Not enough Tums in the world.
335
00:12:59,437 --> 00:13:02,139
This is wonderful.
336
00:13:02,140 --> 00:13:06,110
Did you know the term
"dive bar" originated
337
00:13:06,111 --> 00:13:09,615
because many establishments
were below street level,
338
00:13:09,616 --> 00:13:14,451
and patrons had to essentially
dive down to enter them.
339
00:13:14,452 --> 00:13:15,953
Didn't know that.
340
00:13:15,954 --> 00:13:17,855
Well, now you do.
341
00:13:17,856 --> 00:13:19,089
Hey, George.
342
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:20,524
- Who's your friend?
- Hey, Nate.
343
00:13:20,525 --> 00:13:22,760
This is John Sturgis.
344
00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:24,862
He's a scientist.
345
00:13:24,863 --> 00:13:27,231
Pleased to make your acquaintance, Nate.
346
00:13:27,232 --> 00:13:28,666
What can I get you?
347
00:13:28,667 --> 00:13:31,335
Um, do you have sarsaparilla?
348
00:13:31,336 --> 00:13:33,537
Two beers. We'll take two beers.
349
00:13:34,642 --> 00:13:36,252
I must admit, after the breakup,
350
00:13:36,253 --> 00:13:39,376
I was worried, but now that
Dr. Sturgis and Dad are friends,
351
00:13:39,377 --> 00:13:40,693
we'll be seeing even more of him.
352
00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:42,452
How do we see less of him?
353
00:13:42,453 --> 00:13:44,214
That is not nice.
354
00:13:44,215 --> 00:13:46,116
Sorry, but I'm on Meemaw's side.
355
00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:48,252
She got me a two-piece bathing suit.
356
00:13:48,253 --> 00:13:49,300
I didn't realize
357
00:13:49,301 --> 00:13:50,826
we were expected to take sides.
358
00:13:50,827 --> 00:13:52,385
No one needs to take sides.
359
00:13:52,386 --> 00:13:54,391
When Heather M.'s parents got divorced,
360
00:13:54,392 --> 00:13:55,833
she said it was like picking sides,
361
00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:57,208
but you get twice the presents.
362
00:13:57,209 --> 00:13:58,433
This isn't a divorce.
363
00:13:58,434 --> 00:13:59,625
And I'm sure Meemaw
364
00:13:59,626 --> 00:14:01,398
and Dr. Sturgis will still be friends.
365
00:14:01,399 --> 00:14:03,300
Heather M.'s parents aren't friends.
366
00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:05,169
But now she's got Barbie's DreamHouse
367
00:14:05,170 --> 00:14:07,371
and the pink Corvette.
368
00:14:08,476 --> 00:14:10,310
You heard me.
369
00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:13,477
- Mmm.
- Oh, thank you.
370
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,512
That looks amazing. I love ice cream.
371
00:14:15,513 --> 00:14:17,014
Did you know
372
00:14:17,015 --> 00:14:19,850
that they used to use
the anal glands of beavers
373
00:14:19,851 --> 00:14:21,719
to make it taste like vanilla?
374
00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:23,978
No. Where'd you hear that?
375
00:14:23,979 --> 00:14:26,190
I understand it's difficult
376
00:14:26,191 --> 00:14:29,193
to, uh, milk the little sacs.
377
00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:33,464
It's just something I
picked up along the way.
378
00:14:33,465 --> 00:14:34,898
You okay?
379
00:14:34,899 --> 00:14:36,400
Yeah.
380
00:14:36,401 --> 00:14:38,289
Let's eat pie.
381
00:14:38,290 --> 00:14:40,037
And maybe not the ice cream.
382
00:14:42,374 --> 00:14:43,732
Can you believe
383
00:14:43,733 --> 00:14:46,577
Connie was my first girlfriend?
384
00:14:46,578 --> 00:14:48,178
Really?
385
00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:51,014
And probably my last.
386
00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:52,983
Come on, don't talk like that.
387
00:14:52,984 --> 00:14:54,685
No, it's true.
388
00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:56,120
She may not realize it,
389
00:14:56,121 --> 00:14:58,789
but this is all for the best.
390
00:14:58,790 --> 00:15:01,425
I'm damaged goods.
391
00:15:01,426 --> 00:15:03,127
No, you're not.
392
00:15:03,128 --> 00:15:06,630
It had just been so long
since I'd had an episode.
393
00:15:06,631 --> 00:15:08,365
I thought I was okay.
394
00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:11,168
But, clearly, I'm not,
395
00:15:11,169 --> 00:15:14,338
and, uh, who knows
if it'll happen again.
396
00:15:14,339 --> 00:15:18,075
And, uh, I just can't take the risk
397
00:15:18,076 --> 00:15:19,977
of putting Connie through that.
398
00:15:19,978 --> 00:15:21,912
Hey, she's got problems, too.
399
00:15:21,913 --> 00:15:25,321
I've seen her take a wine cooler
out of the trash and finish it.
400
00:15:26,547 --> 00:15:28,852
- I'm not joking.
- Well,
401
00:15:28,853 --> 00:15:30,754
thank you for listening.
402
00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:32,589
My pleasure.
403
00:15:32,590 --> 00:15:35,926
And if you want to talk about
your relationship with Mary,
404
00:15:35,927 --> 00:15:38,362
I'm all ears.
405
00:15:38,363 --> 00:15:42,199
Intimacy issues,
communication difficulties,
406
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:43,602
problems in the bedroom...
407
00:15:43,603 --> 00:15:45,094
Hey! Pool table's open.
408
00:15:45,095 --> 00:15:47,230
Ah! Wonderful!
409
00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:51,175
But if you did get a divorce,
410
00:15:51,176 --> 00:15:53,000
how many American
Girl dolls could I get?
411
00:15:53,001 --> 00:15:55,045
Your father and I
aren't getting a divorce.
412
00:15:55,046 --> 00:15:56,880
But more than one, right?
413
00:15:56,881 --> 00:16:00,350
Are there any questions
that aren't about divorce?
414
00:16:00,351 --> 00:16:02,386
Nope. Sheldon?
415
00:16:03,454 --> 00:16:05,322
Is it difficult to see your mother
416
00:16:05,323 --> 00:16:07,691
go out with men who aren't your father?
417
00:16:07,692 --> 00:16:09,359
Wow.
418
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:11,695
That's a big one.
419
00:16:11,696 --> 00:16:13,463
Um...
420
00:16:13,464 --> 00:16:16,800
I suppose it took some getting used to,
421
00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:19,264
but she's a grown-up,
422
00:16:19,265 --> 00:16:21,505
and even though Pop-Pop passed away,
423
00:16:21,506 --> 00:16:23,740
she deserves to be happy.
424
00:16:23,741 --> 00:16:25,475
Just so you know,
425
00:16:25,476 --> 00:16:28,679
I'd be happy with one
American Girl doll.
426
00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:30,113
And we're done.
427
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,715
Thank you so much, Ira.
428
00:16:31,716 --> 00:16:34,017
I really needed this.
429
00:16:34,018 --> 00:16:35,472
You're welcome.
430
00:16:35,473 --> 00:16:36,820
We should do it again.
431
00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:38,555
What's your Friday night look like?
432
00:16:38,556 --> 00:16:39,834
Oh, no, Friday's no good
433
00:16:39,835 --> 00:16:41,558
'cause we're doing
inventory at the store.
434
00:16:41,559 --> 00:16:44,228
Oh, okay. Well, how about the weekend?
435
00:16:44,229 --> 00:16:47,164
No, no, no, that's not
good for me, either.
436
00:16:47,999 --> 00:16:50,267
Are you blowing me off?
437
00:16:50,268 --> 00:16:52,236
Is it that obvious?
438
00:16:52,237 --> 00:16:54,471
Well, I don't understand why.
439
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,740
I mean, I-I thought we had a nice time.
440
00:16:56,741 --> 00:16:57,941
Oh, we did.
441
00:16:57,942 --> 00:16:59,509
But you're still hung up on John,
442
00:16:59,510 --> 00:17:01,311
and I don't want to have
my heart broken again,
443
00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:04,581
so I'm gonna respectfully pass.
444
00:17:06,618 --> 00:17:08,252
Unbelievable.
445
00:17:08,253 --> 00:17:11,388
I know. It turns out I do
have a shred of dignity.
446
00:17:11,389 --> 00:17:13,523
I'm as surprised as you are.
447
00:17:14,759 --> 00:17:17,828
I'm not having a good week.
448
00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:19,329
Have you played much pool?
449
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:22,299
Oh, in my undergraduate
days, all the time.
450
00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:24,968
It's just physics and geometry.
451
00:17:24,969 --> 00:17:26,503
Is that so?
452
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:29,139
I calculate the angles in my head.
453
00:17:29,140 --> 00:17:30,874
Sometimes in radians,
454
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,643
sometimes in degrees,
455
00:17:32,644 --> 00:17:35,312
depending on my level of whimsy.
456
00:17:35,313 --> 00:17:38,382
I'm a radians man myself.
457
00:17:38,383 --> 00:17:39,716
That's a joke?
458
00:17:39,717 --> 00:17:40,918
Supposed to be.
459
00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:44,254
Oh, life is funny.
460
00:17:44,255 --> 00:17:47,691
A week ago, I was in
a mental institution,
461
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:50,005
and now I'm laughing it up
462
00:17:50,006 --> 00:17:51,595
in a dive bar.
463
00:17:51,596 --> 00:17:53,397
Not just any dive bar.
464
00:17:53,398 --> 00:17:55,232
One where everyone knows me.
465
00:17:55,233 --> 00:17:59,069
And they are lucky that they do.
466
00:18:01,306 --> 00:18:02,706
Excuse me!
467
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:04,041
Everyone!
468
00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:07,511
- Oh, boy.
- I would like to propose a toast
469
00:18:07,512 --> 00:18:08,979
to George Cooper.
470
00:18:08,980 --> 00:18:10,764
I don't mind telling you
471
00:18:10,765 --> 00:18:14,017
I'm going through a
bit of a rough patch,
472
00:18:14,018 --> 00:18:16,019
and this man went
473
00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:18,789
out of his way to take me here
474
00:18:18,790 --> 00:18:21,291
and listen to my woes.
475
00:18:21,292 --> 00:18:24,394
And George and I don't even
know each other that well.
476
00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:26,229
You heard it. Y'all heard it.
477
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:29,299
But I just broke up with a woman.
478
00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:32,569
A beautiful, passionate woman.
479
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,438
Adventurous.
480
00:18:34,439 --> 00:18:36,306
Sensual.
481
00:18:36,307 --> 00:18:37,908
Apparently,
482
00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:41,545
you're never too old for heartache.
483
00:18:41,546 --> 00:18:43,113
But tonight,
484
00:18:43,114 --> 00:18:44,948
I found solace
485
00:18:44,949 --> 00:18:48,385
in the bosom of male friendship.
486
00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:53,590
To George Cooper.
487
00:18:55,526 --> 00:18:57,794
Drinks are on me!
488
00:18:57,795 --> 00:18:59,730
To George Cooper!
489
00:19:19,545 --> 00:19:21,680
What happened?
490
00:19:21,681 --> 00:19:23,381
Oh, I had a few beers.
491
00:19:23,382 --> 00:19:25,350
He had one.
492
00:19:25,930 --> 00:19:27,388
Seriously?
493
00:19:27,389 --> 00:19:29,754
We can't get a dog, and
this guy's still here?
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