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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,573 --> 00:00:13,159 The natural world. 2 00:00:13,159 --> 00:00:15,411 Stunning in its beauty. 3 00:00:18,915 --> 00:00:21,543 Staggering in its complexity. 4 00:00:27,215 --> 00:00:29,300 And although these landscapes, 5 00:00:29,300 --> 00:00:32,303 with their myriad of wild denizens, 6 00:00:32,303 --> 00:00:36,057 may seem alien at first... 7 00:00:36,057 --> 00:00:41,437 if we look closer, relatable truths are revealed. 8 00:00:41,437 --> 00:00:44,274 For within this grandeur 9 00:00:44,274 --> 00:00:48,069 resides a wealth of unexpected drama... 10 00:00:48,069 --> 00:00:49,487 Hey, stripe‐y! 11 00:00:49,487 --> 00:00:50,989 Uh, yeah? 12 00:00:50,989 --> 00:00:53,700 I'm gonna mess you up. Wahhh! 13 00:00:57,203 --> 00:00:59,372 We are now empowered 14 00:00:59,372 --> 00:01:02,917 to explore this once mysterious world 15 00:01:02,917 --> 00:01:06,462 and revel in the entirety of life on this planet, 16 00:01:06,462 --> 00:01:09,716 an astonishing diversity of beings 17 00:01:09,716 --> 00:01:13,344 each with their own fascinating story. 18 00:01:13,344 --> 00:01:15,680 Jack, I want you to draw me 19 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:17,682 like one of your French girls. 20 00:01:17,682 --> 00:01:19,058 Wearing fleas. 21 00:01:19,058 --> 00:01:20,935 All right. 22 00:01:20,935 --> 00:01:23,521 Wearing only fleas. 23 00:01:23,521 --> 00:01:26,065 Let us venture beyond the protective canopy 24 00:01:26,065 --> 00:01:28,151 of Earth's forests... 25 00:01:28,151 --> 00:01:31,446 dive deep beneath its roaring seas... 26 00:01:31,446 --> 00:01:35,325 traverse its austere desert landscapes... 27 00:01:35,325 --> 00:01:37,535 and commune with fellow travelers 28 00:01:37,535 --> 00:01:40,246 on this, our shared home. 29 00:01:40,246 --> 00:01:43,875 Errrr.... I don't know about this. 30 00:01:43,875 --> 00:01:49,714 These animals ‐‐ vibrant, diverse, passionate ‐‐ 31 00:01:49,714 --> 00:01:52,175 are not so different from us. 32 00:01:52,175 --> 00:01:54,969 And if we listened close enough... 33 00:01:54,969 --> 00:01:58,765 what would we hear these noble creatures say? 34 00:01:58,765 --> 00:02:03,770 I don't want to be on reality TV!! 35 00:02:03,770 --> 00:02:06,022 Ohh! Ugh! Ugh! 36 00:02:07,607 --> 00:02:11,986 Prepare yourself for a truly unique journey... 37 00:02:11,986 --> 00:02:16,157 and witness the beauty and wonder that can transpire... 38 00:02:23,873 --> 00:02:25,583 No, no, that's not right. 39 00:02:25,583 --> 00:02:28,419 I said it's hit, boom, turn, 40 00:02:28,419 --> 00:02:30,463 then shimmy, whack‐a‐mole, whack‐a‐mole, 41 00:02:30,463 --> 00:02:33,091 then boom, unh, carrot stick, pop. 42 00:02:33,091 --> 00:02:35,927 Lean with it. Rock with it. 43 00:02:35,927 --> 00:02:38,179 Scoop, cat‐cat, then turn. 44 00:02:38,179 --> 00:02:40,014 Giraffe neck. Eat the leaves from the tree. 45 00:02:40,014 --> 00:02:41,891 Eat the leaves from the tree. 46 00:02:41,891 --> 00:02:44,686 Then you stand on one leg. Got it? 47 00:02:44,686 --> 00:02:46,354 No. Again. 48 00:02:58,282 --> 00:03:04,038 The animal kingdom stirs with wonder and possibility. 49 00:03:04,038 --> 00:03:07,875 It is the very tapestry of creation itself. 50 00:03:09,877 --> 00:03:12,714 Join me as we experience 51 00:03:12,714 --> 00:03:16,676 this majestic orb in a new light. 52 00:03:16,676 --> 00:03:18,928 I'm Helen Mirren. 53 00:03:18,928 --> 00:03:20,638 Yeah, that Helen Mirren. 54 00:03:20,638 --> 00:03:22,473 Legend of the stage and screen, 55 00:03:22,473 --> 00:03:24,475 winner of an Oscar, four Emmys, one Tony, 56 00:03:24,475 --> 00:03:27,103 four BAFTAs, which is like the British version 57 00:03:27,103 --> 00:03:29,605 of the MTV Movie Awards. 58 00:03:29,605 --> 00:03:32,859 But, you know, let's not make a whole thing out of it. 59 00:03:32,859 --> 00:03:37,447 I'm ‐‐ I'm just a regular dame like you. 60 00:03:37,447 --> 00:03:40,700 Our journey will touch upon the commonalities 61 00:03:40,700 --> 00:03:45,872 that we, as humans, share with our brethren in the wild. 62 00:03:45,872 --> 00:03:49,333 We all, animal and human alike, 63 00:03:49,333 --> 00:03:52,420 live and work and love, 64 00:03:52,420 --> 00:03:55,631 and, sometimes, we don't wear pants. 65 00:03:58,759 --> 00:04:02,930 Tonight, we will focus on what we learn from our experiences, 66 00:04:02,930 --> 00:04:06,642 how we grow, the life lessons. 67 00:04:06,642 --> 00:04:11,564 Chief among these is how we master our environment. 68 00:04:11,564 --> 00:04:15,276 And in the forests of Brazil, there is no greater example 69 00:04:15,276 --> 00:04:19,197 than the crafty, tufted capuchin monkey. 70 00:04:20,615 --> 00:04:22,283 Okay. Gonna fix the HVAC. 71 00:04:22,283 --> 00:04:25,328 Easy. Very easy. Mr. Fix‐It, that's me. 72 00:04:25,328 --> 00:04:27,205 Is this thing ‐‐ Is this thing hollow? 73 00:04:27,205 --> 00:04:29,332 Is this supposed to, uh ‐‐ Maybe if I... 74 00:04:29,332 --> 00:04:31,292 Whoa. Shhhh‐ish kebab! 75 00:04:31,292 --> 00:04:33,544 Dang it! That is not supposed to come off. 76 00:04:33,544 --> 00:04:35,630 Don, honey, I do believe you can fix it, 77 00:04:35,630 --> 00:04:38,007 but it might be faster to call a handyman. 78 00:04:38,007 --> 00:04:39,592 Oh, t‐there's no need, honey. 79 00:04:39,592 --> 00:04:41,469 W‐We just have a problem with one of these, uh, 80 00:04:41,469 --> 00:04:43,387 springy dealies. You gotta roll it out. 81 00:04:43,387 --> 00:04:45,807 Handyman? I'm a handyman. 82 00:04:45,807 --> 00:04:47,308 I'm a man. I have hands. 83 00:04:47,308 --> 00:04:49,060 This'll do the trick. Just gotta... 84 00:04:49,060 --> 00:04:50,812 This guy here, stick this into the, uh ‐‐ 85 00:04:50,812 --> 00:04:53,397 Fuuuuudge brownies. 86 00:04:53,397 --> 00:04:54,732 Keep it together, Don. 87 00:04:54,732 --> 00:04:56,275 Gah. Come on! Maybe if I just... 88 00:04:57,610 --> 00:04:59,111 Don't know what I'm doing here. 89 00:04:59,111 --> 00:05:00,488 Maybe I need a Phillips head? 90 00:05:00,488 --> 00:05:03,282 Hey, honey! Can you bring me the Phillips head?! 91 00:05:03,282 --> 00:05:05,201 That was the Phillips head! 92 00:05:05,201 --> 00:05:07,912 I know! And now I need a flat Phillips head. 93 00:05:07,912 --> 00:05:09,205 That's not a thing, Don. 94 00:05:09,205 --> 00:05:10,623 Want me to find you 95 00:05:10,623 --> 00:05:12,291 a YouTube tutorial, Dad?! 96 00:05:12,291 --> 00:05:14,418 A tutorial?! A‐Absolutely not! 97 00:05:14,418 --> 00:05:16,796 I‐In fact, son, you should come down here, 98 00:05:16,796 --> 00:05:19,465 learn a thing or two. It's a good teachable moment. 99 00:05:19,465 --> 00:05:21,259 What am I talking about, "teachable moment"? 100 00:05:21,259 --> 00:05:23,052 I have an art‐history degree. 101 00:05:23,052 --> 00:05:25,012 I'm not a friggin' handyman! 102 00:05:25,012 --> 00:05:28,474 Ugh. This is gonna end up costing us twice as much now. 103 00:05:28,474 --> 00:05:30,434 Hey, neighbors! What's Don ‐‐ 104 00:05:30,434 --> 00:05:33,646 Hey! Don! You need a hand?! 105 00:05:33,646 --> 00:05:35,606 Looks like you need a pipe wrench! 106 00:05:35,606 --> 00:05:37,233 I'm fine, Eric, but thanks! 107 00:05:37,233 --> 00:05:39,026 I‐It's under control! 108 00:05:39,026 --> 00:05:40,611 Hey, Siri. 109 00:05:40,611 --> 00:05:42,530 Call handyman. 110 00:05:48,202 --> 00:05:51,664 While working with one's hands is a noble pursuit, 111 00:05:51,664 --> 00:05:55,167 there are those, both human and animal, 112 00:05:55,167 --> 00:05:57,670 who can coast solely on their looks... 113 00:05:59,422 --> 00:06:02,967 ...as we shall see on a visit to the island of Madagascar 114 00:06:02,967 --> 00:06:07,680 to meet the fetching sifaka lemur. 115 00:06:09,432 --> 00:06:10,725 Photographer: Models aren't born. 116 00:06:10,725 --> 00:06:12,518 They're made! 117 00:06:12,518 --> 00:06:14,729 Once in a blue moon, you capture a model 118 00:06:14,729 --> 00:06:18,232 that defines beauty, style, and je ne sais quoi. 119 00:06:18,232 --> 00:06:20,735 He...is...Serge! 120 00:06:25,781 --> 00:06:27,325 Temperamental? Yes. 121 00:06:27,325 --> 00:06:29,327 Serge: Unh! I'm starving! 122 00:06:29,327 --> 00:06:31,704 But it is what you get when you work with living art! 123 00:06:31,704 --> 00:06:35,583 Hey, everybody! I'm Serge! And I'm a model! Gah! 124 00:06:35,583 --> 00:06:38,753 Oh. Okay. Uh, that's great. You look great, Serge! 125 00:06:38,753 --> 00:06:40,463 But less of the talking. 126 00:06:40,463 --> 00:06:42,465 Show me how much you love nature. 127 00:06:42,465 --> 00:06:44,759 Okay. I'll lick the tree. I guess! 128 00:06:46,969 --> 00:06:49,972 Yes. More of that. You love that tree, don't you? 129 00:06:49,972 --> 00:06:51,474 I love you, tree. Yes. 130 00:06:51,474 --> 00:06:54,602 Yes! Show me! Love that tree! 131 00:06:54,602 --> 00:06:57,355 You are a sexy mistress of nature! 132 00:06:57,355 --> 00:07:00,149 Keep going! You are on fire! 133 00:07:00,149 --> 00:07:02,860 Look! I can almost turn my head all the way around! 134 00:07:02,860 --> 00:07:04,528 Ow! 135 00:07:04,528 --> 00:07:06,238 No, no. 136 00:07:06,238 --> 00:07:09,075 Serge should be seen... and not heard! 137 00:07:09,075 --> 00:07:11,160 Okay. I'll be real quiet then!! 138 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:13,663 Do you hear me?! I'LL BE REAL QUIET NOW!! 139 00:07:13,663 --> 00:07:17,083 Ugh. Looks like a million bucks, but, boy, is this guy dumb. 140 00:07:17,083 --> 00:07:19,168 Yes! That's it! Give me what I need! 141 00:07:25,383 --> 00:07:28,302 Many animals are not blessed with a partner ‐‐ 142 00:07:28,302 --> 00:07:31,472 one who can serve as an inspirational muse 143 00:07:31,472 --> 00:07:33,516 or a hunting companion 144 00:07:33,516 --> 00:07:37,436 or just a good hang you can crack a few beers with. 145 00:07:37,436 --> 00:07:39,605 Solitary creatures must survive 146 00:07:39,605 --> 00:07:43,401 by relying on their own unique abilities... 147 00:07:43,401 --> 00:07:47,530 especially in the lonely depths of the mighty ocean. 148 00:07:49,365 --> 00:07:52,868 It is I, the mystical sea fairy.. 149 00:07:52,868 --> 00:07:55,538 who only visits but once a century! 150 00:07:55,538 --> 00:07:58,999 Aren't I so very beautiful?! 151 00:07:58,999 --> 00:08:02,837 Now, I'm ready to grant your greatest wishes! 152 00:08:02,837 --> 00:08:04,755 Is anyone...? 153 00:08:04,755 --> 00:08:07,216 Nobody's here. 154 00:08:07,216 --> 00:08:09,135 I guess 2021 is going great. 155 00:08:09,135 --> 00:08:11,095 No one needs a wish granted. 156 00:08:11,095 --> 00:08:14,348 A hundred short years ago, people were stoked to see me, 157 00:08:14,348 --> 00:08:16,726 wishing for stuff left and right. 158 00:08:16,726 --> 00:08:20,187 Welp. I guess, uh ‐‐ I guess I'll just come back...later. 159 00:08:24,483 --> 00:08:27,737 Not all creatures toil in obscurity. 160 00:08:27,737 --> 00:08:30,906 There are those who exist to make their presence known. 161 00:08:30,906 --> 00:08:34,952 Yes, another life lesson our animal friends can impart 162 00:08:34,952 --> 00:08:38,539 is the value in drawing attention to oneself. 163 00:08:38,539 --> 00:08:40,458 Unless, of course, you're an antelope 164 00:08:40,458 --> 00:08:43,252 and most of your day is spent trying not to get eaten. 165 00:08:46,380 --> 00:08:49,592 But, still, there are the bold ones, 166 00:08:49,592 --> 00:08:53,262 the brazen souls who dare to stand out from the crowd... 167 00:08:53,262 --> 00:08:56,891 like these socially cunning Japanese squirrels, 168 00:08:56,891 --> 00:09:00,811 who rule their corner of the Aokigahara Forest. 169 00:09:03,147 --> 00:09:05,149 And, now, grab a rainwater martini 170 00:09:05,149 --> 00:09:06,734 and join the ladies of 171 00:09:06,734 --> 00:09:09,779 "The Real Housewives of the Forest Biome." 172 00:09:09,779 --> 00:09:12,239 Hey, Bev! Yes, dah‐ling. 173 00:09:12,239 --> 00:09:13,741 Do you think I went a little overboard 174 00:09:13,741 --> 00:09:15,493 on my cheeks this time? 175 00:09:15,493 --> 00:09:17,703 Don't be silly! They're perfect! 176 00:09:17,703 --> 00:09:19,914 Squirrel #3: Hey, Bev, what about me? 177 00:09:19,914 --> 00:09:22,166 You couldn't look better if you tried. 178 00:09:22,166 --> 00:09:24,251 Aww! You mean it? 179 00:09:24,251 --> 00:09:27,838 I swear on my firstborn. And she's the normal one. 180 00:09:30,466 --> 00:09:33,094 Bev, when are you getting your cheeks filled? 181 00:09:33,094 --> 00:09:37,181 Why, I'm doing it right now. 182 00:09:37,181 --> 00:09:39,016 Young squirrel: Excuse me, ma'am? 183 00:09:39,016 --> 00:09:41,060 Did you just call me "ma'am"? 184 00:09:41,060 --> 00:09:43,395 Oh, no, girl. 185 00:09:43,395 --> 00:09:45,481 Young squirrel: Yeah, do you know where the nearest restroom is? 186 00:09:45,481 --> 00:09:47,650 Oh, and now you assume I work here? 187 00:09:49,443 --> 00:09:50,778 Ooh! That's strike two. Careful, now. 188 00:09:50,778 --> 00:09:52,571 Young squirrel: I guess I wasn't thinking. 189 00:09:52,571 --> 00:09:55,783 Exactly! Now get your tight fur out of my sight... 190 00:09:55,783 --> 00:09:57,409 Okay, okay. Geez. 191 00:09:57,409 --> 00:09:59,370 ...before I lose my nuts! 192 00:10:10,756 --> 00:10:13,092 We can learn so much from the inhabitants 193 00:10:13,092 --> 00:10:16,387 of the animal kingdom. 194 00:10:16,387 --> 00:10:20,141 Wisdom can be gleaned from the noble lion... 195 00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:23,018 the majestic hermit crab... 196 00:10:23,018 --> 00:10:25,604 and elephants, who I honestly think 197 00:10:25,604 --> 00:10:28,023 are kind of overrated, actually. 198 00:10:28,023 --> 00:10:30,985 Ohh! What about these guys?! 199 00:10:33,195 --> 00:10:34,780 Jerr‐‐ Where's my producer, Jerry? 200 00:10:34,780 --> 00:10:35,990 Jerry: Uh, yes, Dame Helen? 201 00:10:35,990 --> 00:10:37,408 What is this animal? 202 00:10:37,408 --> 00:10:39,493 What is it? Some kind of raccoon cat? 203 00:10:39,493 --> 00:10:40,911 Those are, uh... 204 00:10:42,413 --> 00:10:43,664 ...coatis. 205 00:10:43,664 --> 00:10:46,417 Hmm! Coatis. 206 00:10:46,417 --> 00:10:48,377 Bring me one. I want one. 207 00:10:48,377 --> 00:10:52,089 Well, they're a‐a wild animal a‐and protected, I think. 208 00:10:52,089 --> 00:10:53,966 Oh, okay. 209 00:10:53,966 --> 00:10:56,177 Then put me down for a couple of chipmunks 210 00:10:56,177 --> 00:10:59,180 or ground squirrels till we get this coati thing sorted. 211 00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:00,514 You got it. 212 00:11:00,514 --> 00:11:04,476 Thank you, Jerry! You're the best. 213 00:11:04,476 --> 00:11:07,688 I know; I don't tell you that enough, do I? 214 00:11:07,688 --> 00:11:12,484 And therein lies another vital lesson we can glean. 215 00:11:12,484 --> 00:11:15,613 Careful communication is vitally important, 216 00:11:15,613 --> 00:11:17,865 especially in the wild. 217 00:11:17,865 --> 00:11:20,618 Just ask the North American pika, 218 00:11:20,618 --> 00:11:24,079 who are as social as they are skittish. 219 00:11:26,081 --> 00:11:28,083 Hey, hon? Yeah? 220 00:11:28,083 --> 00:11:29,627 Know what I was thinking the other day? 221 00:11:29,627 --> 00:11:31,212 Totally! 222 00:11:31,212 --> 00:11:32,588 I can't believe that tomorrow's 223 00:11:32,588 --> 00:11:34,590 already our seven‐year anniversary! 224 00:11:34,590 --> 00:11:38,052 Crazy, right? Wait. Seven years? 225 00:11:38,052 --> 00:11:40,596 Oh, God! Not again! 226 00:11:43,098 --> 00:11:45,684 I'll take this. And this. 227 00:11:45,684 --> 00:11:47,186 Ooh, and this. 228 00:11:47,186 --> 00:11:49,480 Weasel: Hey! My begonias! 229 00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:52,483 Sorry, Steve. Need these more than you! 230 00:11:54,693 --> 00:11:56,862 Boobie husband: There goes Harold again. 231 00:11:56,862 --> 00:11:59,698 Yeah, I wonder what he did to Jeannie this time. 232 00:11:59,698 --> 00:12:01,951 Boobie husband: Poor guy can't win. 233 00:12:04,912 --> 00:12:07,498 Happy seventh anniversary, sweetheart! Heh‐heh! 234 00:12:07,498 --> 00:12:09,917 Harold, I was talking about it being seven years 235 00:12:09,917 --> 00:12:11,710 since we remodeled our bathroom. 236 00:12:11,710 --> 00:12:14,797 Oh. Uh, y‐yeah. Heh. I knew that. 237 00:12:14,797 --> 00:12:17,007 So should I find a vase for these or...? 238 00:12:17,007 --> 00:12:20,302 And we've been married for thirteen years, not seven. 239 00:12:20,302 --> 00:12:22,054 Yep. Got it. 240 00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:27,768 Our animal friends 241 00:12:27,768 --> 00:12:31,563 mirror our own romantic pursuits back at us. 242 00:12:31,563 --> 00:12:35,484 We recognize, in their wild, horny fumblings, 243 00:12:35,484 --> 00:12:38,112 ourselves... 244 00:12:38,112 --> 00:12:41,865 and we see the same insecurities... 245 00:12:41,865 --> 00:12:45,369 foibles, and sweaty desperation 246 00:12:45,369 --> 00:12:48,914 that often accompany our search toward... 247 00:12:48,914 --> 00:12:51,333 you know, hooking up, 248 00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:54,295 bumping uglies, what‐have‐you. 249 00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:56,964 And our closest animal relative, 250 00:12:56,964 --> 00:12:59,717 the chimpanzee of the African Congo, 251 00:12:59,717 --> 00:13:03,012 knows full well that the art of seduction 252 00:13:03,012 --> 00:13:06,473 can be difficult to master. 253 00:13:17,234 --> 00:13:19,028 But soft! 254 00:13:19,028 --> 00:13:21,280 What light through yonder window breaks? 255 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:24,366 It is the east. And Juliet is the sun. 256 00:13:24,366 --> 00:13:26,243 Aye, me. 257 00:13:26,243 --> 00:13:27,745 She speaks! 258 00:13:27,745 --> 00:13:30,581 Her eye discourses. I will answer it. 259 00:13:32,791 --> 00:13:36,045 Heh heh heh. Hiiiiiiii! Ehh... 260 00:13:36,045 --> 00:13:38,213 What? Who said that? 261 00:13:38,213 --> 00:13:41,550 Meeee! Heh! It's me! I said that! 262 00:13:41,550 --> 00:13:43,552 I've been watching you on your balcony 263 00:13:43,552 --> 00:13:45,012 from down here. Hi! 264 00:13:45,012 --> 00:13:47,264 Ugh! Scram, creep! 265 00:13:47,264 --> 00:13:50,768 Okay. Fair enough. Bye‐eee! 266 00:13:54,188 --> 00:13:56,190 'Tis I! Again! 267 00:13:56,190 --> 00:13:59,401 The mystical wish‐granting sea fairy. From earlier? 268 00:13:59,401 --> 00:14:01,653 No? Well... 269 00:14:01,653 --> 00:14:03,906 I'm still just... swimming around, 270 00:14:03,906 --> 00:14:06,533 looking for anyone who might have a wish. 271 00:14:06,533 --> 00:14:08,535 Nobody? Really? 272 00:14:08,535 --> 00:14:10,412 Maybe it's because I'm four miles underneath 273 00:14:10,412 --> 00:14:12,039 the surface of the ocean. 274 00:14:12,039 --> 00:14:14,333 You know, when I appeared last century, 275 00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:16,251 I took the form of a majestic glowing fox 276 00:14:16,251 --> 00:14:18,253 that wandered from town to town. 277 00:14:18,253 --> 00:14:22,299 This time, I'm a slug floating in the middle of the ocean. 278 00:14:22,299 --> 00:14:24,426 Not the best choice in terms of foot traffic, yes. 279 00:14:24,426 --> 00:14:25,886 That's on me. 280 00:14:25,886 --> 00:14:27,930 Still, you'd think there'd be at least 281 00:14:27,930 --> 00:14:30,641 some blobfish out there wishing they didn't look so stupid. 282 00:14:32,309 --> 00:14:34,269 Okay, that was unprofessional of me. 283 00:14:34,269 --> 00:14:35,979 Still? Nobody? 284 00:14:35,979 --> 00:14:37,523 COME ON!! 285 00:14:37,523 --> 00:14:39,024 Well, joke's on you people. 286 00:14:39,024 --> 00:14:41,026 'Cause I can live forever. 287 00:14:41,026 --> 00:14:44,113 And next time I come back, you'll all be long dead! 288 00:14:44,113 --> 00:14:45,989 So long, ! 289 00:15:00,462 --> 00:15:05,342 Life in the wild, like our human existence, 290 00:15:05,342 --> 00:15:07,845 is marked by unpredictability... 291 00:15:10,764 --> 00:15:14,143 ...shadowy dangers... 292 00:15:14,143 --> 00:15:17,146 and the grim specter of fright. 293 00:15:21,233 --> 00:15:23,986 Oh, sorry. I just thought of something funny. 294 00:15:26,321 --> 00:15:29,116 Anyway, perhaps you, too, have encountered 295 00:15:29,116 --> 00:15:31,785 one of the most challenging of life's lessons ‐‐ 296 00:15:31,785 --> 00:15:34,163 how to face one's fears. 297 00:15:41,837 --> 00:15:44,298 Okay. Okay. You can do this, Jake. 298 00:15:44,298 --> 00:15:46,383 I‐It's just the high dive. 299 00:15:46,383 --> 00:15:49,011 A v‐v‐v‐very high dive. 300 00:15:49,011 --> 00:15:51,013 Hey, Jake. Jussst jump already. 301 00:15:51,013 --> 00:15:52,723 What are you waiting for? 302 00:15:52,723 --> 00:15:54,600 I will! I'll jump! 303 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:56,435 On my own time. 304 00:15:56,435 --> 00:15:58,395 I'll jump. Like now. 305 00:15:58,395 --> 00:16:00,397 In three, two... 306 00:16:00,397 --> 00:16:02,858 Ohh, boy. Okay. Come on. 307 00:16:02,858 --> 00:16:04,985 Just one little jump, and you'll prove to your friend 308 00:16:04,985 --> 00:16:06,862 that you're not afraid of heights! 309 00:16:06,862 --> 00:16:10,365 Ju‐ump! Ju‐ump! Ju‐ump! 310 00:16:10,365 --> 00:16:13,035 Stheriously, don't be such a chicken! 311 00:16:13,035 --> 00:16:14,828 Have you always had that lisp? 312 00:16:14,828 --> 00:16:17,956 I'm trying Invithalign. That'th it. I'm gonna push you! 313 00:16:17,956 --> 00:16:19,875 What?! Push me?! Don't! 314 00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:22,211 Fine. I'll just... 315 00:16:22,211 --> 00:16:25,214 j‐u‐u‐u‐u‐u‐u‐u‐u‐ump! 316 00:16:25,214 --> 00:16:27,883 Oh, wow! He did it! 317 00:16:27,883 --> 00:16:29,801 Ow! Ugh! 318 00:16:29,801 --> 00:16:31,803 Gah! Unh! 319 00:16:33,555 --> 00:16:38,060 Sthorry. I forgot they drained the pool. 320 00:16:41,063 --> 00:16:43,732 One of the key lessons to survival in the wild 321 00:16:43,732 --> 00:16:47,110 is simple awareness. 322 00:16:47,110 --> 00:16:48,987 Is that animal lurking in the shadows 323 00:16:48,987 --> 00:16:52,407 a friend or a predator? 324 00:16:52,407 --> 00:16:55,577 Is it safe to drink from this stream? 325 00:16:55,577 --> 00:16:59,373 And where the hell did I park my car? 326 00:16:59,373 --> 00:17:02,876 In short, one must learn to be always aware 327 00:17:02,876 --> 00:17:05,170 of one's surroundings. 328 00:17:07,172 --> 00:17:10,008 And, now, the brand‐new game show 329 00:17:10,008 --> 00:17:12,135 everyone is howling about! 330 00:17:12,135 --> 00:17:14,304 It's time for... 331 00:17:14,304 --> 00:17:17,224 Wolf! Or! Rock! 332 00:17:17,224 --> 00:17:19,184 Game‐show host: Let's meet tonight's contestant! 333 00:17:19,184 --> 00:17:22,980 Yeah, I'm Rich, a retiree from Scottsdale, Arizona. 334 00:17:22,980 --> 00:17:25,732 Okay, Rich. Let's play the game. 335 00:17:25,732 --> 00:17:27,067 Do you see... 336 00:17:27,067 --> 00:17:30,279 a wolf...or a rock? 337 00:17:30,279 --> 00:17:31,863 I'm ready to answer. 338 00:17:31,863 --> 00:17:33,323 Wait till you hear the buzzer. 339 00:17:33,323 --> 00:17:34,700 Yeah, but I'm ready to answer now. 340 00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:36,702 Shh! Just...quiet. 341 00:17:38,370 --> 00:17:42,457 Now, Rich, what did you see? A wolf or a rock? 342 00:17:42,457 --> 00:17:44,960 Yeah, it's a wolf. Obviously. 343 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:47,671 And the answer is ‐‐ Audience? 344 00:17:47,671 --> 00:17:49,339 Rock! 345 00:17:49,339 --> 00:17:50,716 Wait. What?! Wait a minute! 346 00:17:50,716 --> 00:17:52,384 And that's all the time we have. 347 00:17:52,384 --> 00:17:54,136 Seriously, what the ? 348 00:17:54,136 --> 00:17:58,223 Tune in next week for another enthralling episode of... 349 00:17:58,223 --> 00:18:00,309 Wolf! Or! Rock! 350 00:18:12,821 --> 00:18:15,991 Hi, guys. It's Amber. 351 00:18:15,991 --> 00:18:19,578 And welcome to my OnlyFins Page. 352 00:18:19,578 --> 00:18:22,956 Now, who wants to see me 353 00:18:22,956 --> 00:18:26,251 eat...this...algae? 354 00:18:35,761 --> 00:18:39,848 As we pierce the veil of the animal kingdom 355 00:18:39,848 --> 00:18:44,394 and behold the wondrous creatures who reside within, 356 00:18:44,394 --> 00:18:48,398 we are struck by their stories... 357 00:18:48,398 --> 00:18:52,027 and, in some cases, their body hair... 358 00:18:52,027 --> 00:18:56,573 and we uncover the universal life lessons within. 359 00:18:56,573 --> 00:19:01,912 Animals, like us, must learn the value of hard work... 360 00:19:01,912 --> 00:19:04,539 the importance of conquering their fears... 361 00:19:04,539 --> 00:19:07,501 and the value of persistence. 362 00:19:07,501 --> 00:19:10,337 For those with intricate social structures, 363 00:19:10,337 --> 00:19:13,465 like the Virunga mountain gorillas of East Africa, 364 00:19:13,465 --> 00:19:16,218 there can be great pressure to prove oneself. 365 00:19:22,599 --> 00:19:24,267 Gorilla auditioning for role of Gorilla. 366 00:19:24,267 --> 00:19:26,186 Take 1. 367 00:19:26,186 --> 00:19:28,271 Can't believe I need to audition, but whatever. 368 00:19:28,271 --> 00:19:30,732 How 'bout a little swing? 369 00:19:30,732 --> 00:19:32,609 I did this on "Planet of the Apes." 370 00:19:32,609 --> 00:19:34,152 It's on my résumé. 371 00:19:34,152 --> 00:19:37,322 You probably remember "Ooh‐ooh, ahh‐ahh!" 372 00:19:37,322 --> 00:19:38,824 Yeah, that's a little bit of my monologue 373 00:19:38,824 --> 00:19:41,451 from a little film called "Kong: Skull Island." 374 00:19:41,451 --> 00:19:43,870 Lot of college dudes still quote that. 375 00:19:43,870 --> 00:19:45,831 Gorilla auditioning for role of Gorilla. 376 00:19:45,831 --> 00:19:47,708 Take 2. 377 00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,543 Of course I can. I'm professionally trained. 378 00:19:49,543 --> 00:19:53,255 Lesson one ‐‐ no matter how hard ‐‐ unh ‐‐ 379 00:19:53,255 --> 00:19:54,923 ...make it look easy. 380 00:19:56,466 --> 00:19:59,803 And that's what you call working with props. 381 00:19:59,803 --> 00:20:01,263 Gorilla auditioning for role of Gorilla. 382 00:20:01,263 --> 00:20:02,514 Take 3. 383 00:20:02,514 --> 00:20:04,474 Hey‐oh! One‐handed. 384 00:20:04,474 --> 00:20:06,893 Heh. That's some pro right there. 385 00:20:06,893 --> 00:20:09,312 Ope! One hand again. Ha‐ha! 386 00:20:09,312 --> 00:20:10,897 I should be a household name. 387 00:20:10,897 --> 00:20:14,484 Heyyy! Ooh‐ooh, ahh‐ahh, right? Ha‐ha! 388 00:20:14,484 --> 00:20:16,611 Our grandkids will be quoting that when we're both dead. 389 00:20:16,611 --> 00:20:19,030 By the way, I also do my own... 390 00:20:19,030 --> 00:20:20,198 ...st‐u‐u‐u‐unts! 391 00:20:26,288 --> 00:20:28,915 We depart the treetops of the lowlands 392 00:20:28,915 --> 00:20:31,960 to once again return to the haunting majesty 393 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:34,129 of the ocean floor, 394 00:20:34,129 --> 00:20:39,634 where we check in one last time with an old friend. 395 00:20:40,761 --> 00:20:43,054 'Tis I. Yep. 396 00:20:43,054 --> 00:20:44,681 The mystical sea fairy. 397 00:20:44,681 --> 00:20:46,266 Still here. 398 00:20:46,266 --> 00:20:49,519 Seriously. What is up? 399 00:20:49,519 --> 00:20:52,522 Everyone keeps swimming by. Nobody wants a wish. 400 00:20:52,522 --> 00:20:55,066 Acting like I'm the . 401 00:20:55,066 --> 00:20:59,112 A starfish just gave me the finger like five times! 402 00:20:59,112 --> 00:21:00,947 How often do you come across 403 00:21:00,947 --> 00:21:03,658 a magical, wish‐granting sea fairy? 404 00:21:03,658 --> 00:21:05,535 Come on! 405 00:21:05,535 --> 00:21:08,079 I even paid for a whole bunch of Instagram ads. 406 00:21:08,079 --> 00:21:10,123 Nothing. Ugh! 407 00:21:10,123 --> 00:21:12,501 My dad was right. I should have gone to law school. 408 00:21:22,135 --> 00:21:25,514 The world of nature is not merely one of splendor... 409 00:21:28,141 --> 00:21:29,601 ...grandeur... 410 00:21:32,270 --> 00:21:36,733 ...and endless glimpses of windswept vistas. 411 00:21:36,733 --> 00:21:39,319 Although, sure, it's got a buttload of those. 412 00:21:41,196 --> 00:21:45,492 Rather, this world can often embody two ideas at once. 413 00:21:47,202 --> 00:21:50,121 Peril and mischief... 414 00:21:50,121 --> 00:21:53,917 beauty and absurdity... 415 00:21:53,917 --> 00:21:59,339 and, like, kind of gross bugs and cute baby bears. 416 00:21:59,339 --> 00:22:03,468 And all of them speak to the lessons of life... 417 00:22:03,468 --> 00:22:05,887 when nature calls. 418 00:22:09,724 --> 00:22:12,477 Are you tired of clambering up steep, slippery inclines 419 00:22:12,477 --> 00:22:14,813 only to fall back down like a clumsy fool? 420 00:22:16,523 --> 00:22:18,358 Are you sick and tired of fighting against gravity 421 00:22:18,358 --> 00:22:20,735 and your own inability to evolve? 422 00:22:20,735 --> 00:22:22,612 - Whoopsie! - Have you slid down 423 00:22:22,612 --> 00:22:25,365 into the frigid arctic waters and thought to yourself, 424 00:22:25,365 --> 00:22:26,950 "There's gotta be a better way"? 425 00:22:26,950 --> 00:22:29,160 Well, friends, there is. 426 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:31,079 Hi. I'm Stan Eiseberg, 427 00:22:31,079 --> 00:22:33,123 for Eiseberg's Penguin Stairs. 428 00:22:33,123 --> 00:22:35,333 For years, climbing has been the bane 429 00:22:35,333 --> 00:22:36,877 of penguin existence. 430 00:22:36,877 --> 00:22:38,587 Our silly little feet can't grip, 431 00:22:38,587 --> 00:22:40,630 and I don't even think we have knees. 432 00:22:40,630 --> 00:22:44,009 I try not to dwell on it. It's pretty upsetting. 433 00:22:44,009 --> 00:22:47,012 But, now, with my patented stair technology, 434 00:22:47,012 --> 00:22:50,557 you can take the first step into a brighter future, 435 00:22:50,557 --> 00:22:52,809 one where you're not flailing like a buffoon 436 00:22:52,809 --> 00:22:55,854 and sliding helplessly into the mouth of a hungry orca. 437 00:22:55,854 --> 00:22:57,772 So stop being nature's little clown, 438 00:22:57,772 --> 00:23:01,276 always falling over and soiling your fancy little tuxedo. 439 00:23:01,276 --> 00:23:04,362 You're a penguin. Be proud. 440 00:23:04,362 --> 00:23:06,573 With Eiseberg's Penguin Stairs. 441 00:23:06,573 --> 00:23:09,159 You're gonna like the way you slowly climb up somewhere. 442 00:23:09,159 --> 00:23:11,536 I guarantee it. 443 00:23:11,536 --> 00:23:13,204 Eiseberg's Penguin Stairs. 444 00:23:13,204 --> 00:23:15,332 Handrail sold separately ‐‐ because, you know, 445 00:23:15,332 --> 00:23:17,626 you're a penguin and you don't have hands. 446 00:23:26,468 --> 00:23:29,554 The living world. 447 00:23:29,554 --> 00:23:33,391 Pulsing with vibrant beauty and wonder. 448 00:23:33,391 --> 00:23:38,188 An achingly intricate, natural tapestry ‐‐ 449 00:23:38,188 --> 00:23:40,273 lush rainforests... 450 00:23:40,273 --> 00:23:42,901 snow‐swept mountains... 451 00:23:42,901 --> 00:23:45,445 and mighty oceans. 452 00:23:45,445 --> 00:23:47,864 Look all around you. 453 00:23:47,864 --> 00:23:50,033 Our planet is a treasure 454 00:23:50,033 --> 00:23:53,495 of sights and sounds. 455 00:23:53,495 --> 00:23:54,788 - On your left! - What? 456 00:23:54,788 --> 00:23:55,914 I said, "On your ‐‐" 457 00:23:55,914 --> 00:23:57,290 Unh! Oooooooof! 458 00:23:57,290 --> 00:23:58,583 I meant on your right! 459 00:24:01,628 --> 00:24:03,296 We are blessed with the ability 460 00:24:03,296 --> 00:24:07,801 to now tour the unspoiled majesty of nature itself... 461 00:24:07,801 --> 00:24:10,845 to walk beside our animal brethren. 462 00:24:10,845 --> 00:24:15,183 These beings, once so mysterious to us, 463 00:24:15,183 --> 00:24:17,435 can now step from the shadows 464 00:24:17,435 --> 00:24:22,941 to reveal themselves in all their grandeur. 465 00:24:22,941 --> 00:24:25,026 Hey, Mitch. Ya got something on your face. 466 00:24:25,026 --> 00:24:28,196 Oh. How embarrassing. Where? Here? 467 00:24:28,196 --> 00:24:30,156 N‐No. H‐Here. I‐I'll get it for ya. 468 00:24:33,368 --> 00:24:35,829 Thank you. 469 00:24:35,829 --> 00:24:41,376 Now we shall venture deep into the domain of the animals, 470 00:24:41,376 --> 00:24:43,920 plunge into the darkest jungles... 471 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:47,757 soar above towering mountains... 472 00:24:47,757 --> 00:24:50,051 and explore the noble kingdoms 473 00:24:50,051 --> 00:24:55,265 that can exist even in the smallest pockets of creation. 474 00:24:55,265 --> 00:24:56,766 What are you doing? Hey, stop it. 475 00:24:56,766 --> 00:24:59,644 I'm gonna f‐a‐a‐a‐all! 476 00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:04,524 And that's for telling people I overreact to things! 477 00:25:04,524 --> 00:25:08,069 Together, we'll discover that life on this planet 478 00:25:08,069 --> 00:25:13,033 is one sprawling, shared experience. 479 00:25:13,033 --> 00:25:17,579 Compassion, empathy, communication. 480 00:25:17,579 --> 00:25:21,791 These are not qualities reserved only for humans. 481 00:25:21,791 --> 00:25:25,295 And when a being finds its true voice, 482 00:25:25,295 --> 00:25:29,924 the whole world should lean in to listen. 483 00:25:29,924 --> 00:25:32,552 Leave what you know behind 484 00:25:32,552 --> 00:25:35,722 and prepare to be humbled and astonished 485 00:25:35,722 --> 00:25:37,557 by all that is revealed... 486 00:25:44,522 --> 00:25:48,193 And, now, untamed, unvarnished, unsolicited. 487 00:25:48,193 --> 00:25:50,445 These are... 488 00:25:54,115 --> 00:25:56,117 So...do you guys think that "The Crown" 489 00:25:56,117 --> 00:25:59,079 is just kinda...boring? 490 00:25:59,079 --> 00:26:00,246 I've watched every episode, 491 00:26:00,246 --> 00:26:03,083 and, honestly, I'm just kinda bored. 492 00:26:03,083 --> 00:26:04,292 Huh! 493 00:26:06,836 --> 00:26:08,963 This has been... 494 00:26:19,933 --> 00:26:22,477 So far on our journey into the natural world, 495 00:26:22,477 --> 00:26:26,523 we have witnessed animals assert their dominance... 496 00:26:26,523 --> 00:26:30,026 confront their deepest fears... 497 00:26:30,026 --> 00:26:34,155 and contemplate their impact on future generations. 498 00:26:34,155 --> 00:26:36,658 But how do they apply this knowledge 499 00:26:36,658 --> 00:26:39,994 while also intermingling with myriad other creatures 500 00:26:39,994 --> 00:26:44,207 on this, our shared Earth? 501 00:26:44,207 --> 00:26:47,377 As we shall now witness, animals, like us, 502 00:26:47,377 --> 00:26:51,714 must navigate familial relationships... 503 00:26:51,714 --> 00:26:54,008 intense rivalries... 504 00:26:54,008 --> 00:26:58,221 and dalliances with straight‐up weirdoes. 505 00:26:58,221 --> 00:27:02,100 Indeed, our wild planet is host to... 506 00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:04,686 a world of personalities. 507 00:27:04,686 --> 00:27:07,939 And, now, let us begin at... 508 00:27:07,939 --> 00:27:10,066 hm, the beginning. 509 00:27:10,066 --> 00:27:12,819 Makes sense, I guess. 510 00:27:12,819 --> 00:27:15,446 The earliest interpersonal relationship for each of us, 511 00:27:15,446 --> 00:27:20,660 whether human or animal, arrives in childhood. 512 00:27:20,660 --> 00:27:24,497 To see this in action, we travel to the African savanna, 513 00:27:24,497 --> 00:27:26,541 where a rambunctious young elephant 514 00:27:26,541 --> 00:27:29,002 makes his presence known. 515 00:27:31,713 --> 00:27:34,299 Ahh. Lovely day for a walk. 516 00:27:34,299 --> 00:27:36,301 Don't look now, but that large neighbor boy 517 00:27:36,301 --> 00:27:37,677 is out again! 518 00:27:37,677 --> 00:27:39,012 Oh, no. You mean...? 519 00:27:39,012 --> 00:27:41,764 YAYYYYY! 520 00:27:41,764 --> 00:27:45,059 Carmichael. Lives large. Is large. 521 00:27:45,059 --> 00:27:47,854 Hey! Some friends! Let's play! 522 00:27:47,854 --> 00:27:48,980 Henh‐henh‐henh‐henh‐henh! 523 00:27:48,980 --> 00:27:50,231 Whoa! 524 00:27:50,231 --> 00:27:51,691 Yay! Come here, bird! 525 00:27:51,691 --> 00:27:53,401 Oh. Sorry. 526 00:27:53,401 --> 00:27:55,612 Carmichael, sweetie, leave the Wilsons alone. 527 00:27:55,612 --> 00:27:57,405 They're just out for a stroll. 528 00:27:57,405 --> 00:27:59,073 He gets excited. 529 00:27:59,073 --> 00:28:00,658 That's okay. 530 00:28:00,658 --> 00:28:03,745 I'm gonna hug you with my feet, friends! 531 00:28:03,745 --> 00:28:05,288 I'm just like you! 532 00:28:05,288 --> 00:28:07,123 JUST LIKE YOUUUUU!! 533 00:28:07,123 --> 00:28:09,542 Come here. Come here, bird. Come here. 534 00:28:09,542 --> 00:28:11,502 Friends forever! 535 00:28:11,502 --> 00:28:13,296 God, he's a menace! 536 00:28:13,296 --> 00:28:15,173 We have to move! That's all there is to it. 537 00:28:15,173 --> 00:28:16,716 We gotta move. 538 00:28:16,716 --> 00:28:19,677 Carmichael, let's go. 539 00:28:19,677 --> 00:28:21,930 Did you see me with my frieeeends? 540 00:28:21,930 --> 00:28:24,766 They were playing with me! And then they left! 541 00:28:24,766 --> 00:28:27,143 Well, maybe they just couldn't handle how perfect you are, 542 00:28:27,143 --> 00:28:29,145 my sweet, innocent, little... 543 00:28:29,145 --> 00:28:31,856 Carmichael! 544 00:28:39,489 --> 00:28:42,325 Children, by their nature, are curious ‐‐ 545 00:28:42,325 --> 00:28:45,703 Ever‐watching, always exploring, 546 00:28:45,703 --> 00:28:47,580 and constantly spilling Goldfish crackers 547 00:28:47,580 --> 00:28:49,791 all over the backseat of your car. 548 00:28:49,791 --> 00:28:52,502 I mean, really. Did you manage to get any of it in your mouth? 549 00:28:52,502 --> 00:28:55,505 Sorry. 550 00:28:55,505 --> 00:28:58,925 The mind of a child is a delightful wonder, 551 00:28:58,925 --> 00:29:00,969 but even for our wild cousins, 552 00:29:00,969 --> 00:29:04,055 like these pumas in the foothills of Patagonia, 553 00:29:04,055 --> 00:29:07,642 their curiosity can be a bit of a handful. 554 00:29:11,688 --> 00:29:12,981 Stop touching me! 555 00:29:12,981 --> 00:29:15,233 I'm not touching you! 556 00:29:15,233 --> 00:29:16,651 Stop touching me! 557 00:29:16,651 --> 00:29:18,403 I'm not touching you! 558 00:29:18,403 --> 00:29:20,321 I'm telling Mom you're touching him! 559 00:29:20,321 --> 00:29:22,448 Oh, yeah? Well, I'm gonna tell Mom 560 00:29:22,448 --> 00:29:24,659 you took the batteries out of her buzzy banana thing. 561 00:29:24,659 --> 00:29:27,453 T‐That's not a banana. It's a jiggly magic wand! 562 00:29:27,453 --> 00:29:29,789 Boys! Why are there batteries 563 00:29:29,789 --> 00:29:31,416 out in the living room? 564 00:29:31,416 --> 00:29:33,376 Were you playing around in my room?! 565 00:29:33,376 --> 00:29:35,128 Nooooo! 566 00:29:35,128 --> 00:29:37,588 But what was that thing? 567 00:29:37,588 --> 00:29:40,466 That was Mommy's... electric toothbrush. 568 00:29:40,466 --> 00:29:42,385 If she doesn't brush her teeth once a day, 569 00:29:42,385 --> 00:29:45,722 she gets...cranky. 570 00:29:52,645 --> 00:29:54,939 Navigating familial relationships 571 00:29:54,939 --> 00:29:58,359 can be tricky for any species. 572 00:29:58,359 --> 00:30:01,738 But life's struggles are not relegated merely to one's home. 573 00:30:04,198 --> 00:30:07,744 The outside world presents its own share of obstacles. 574 00:30:10,288 --> 00:30:16,002 At some point, every animal on Earth meets their match... 575 00:30:16,002 --> 00:30:20,214 whether in the form of a physical rival 576 00:30:20,214 --> 00:30:22,341 or a sandwich they simply couldn't finish. 577 00:30:25,011 --> 00:30:29,182 To face these challenges, one must dig deep 578 00:30:29,182 --> 00:30:31,434 and find their hunger to prevail... 579 00:30:33,811 --> 00:30:35,772 ...both for victory 580 00:30:35,772 --> 00:30:39,942 and for what remains of that tuna hoagie. 581 00:30:39,942 --> 00:30:44,530 Competition can push any species toward greatness... 582 00:30:44,530 --> 00:30:46,574 as evidenced by the interplay 583 00:30:46,574 --> 00:30:50,703 between the tufted capuchin monkeys of Brazil. 584 00:30:50,703 --> 00:30:53,164 If you thought you knew what "extreme" meant... 585 00:30:53,164 --> 00:30:54,624 G'aaaaah! 586 00:30:54,624 --> 00:30:56,334 ...you better think again! 587 00:30:56,334 --> 00:31:00,379 A buncha monkeys. Just one vine. 588 00:31:00,379 --> 00:31:02,131 Over crocodile‐infested waters. 589 00:31:03,674 --> 00:31:06,344 Whoever can hang on the longest, wins... 590 00:31:06,344 --> 00:31:09,931 one...million...dollars! 591 00:31:09,931 --> 00:31:13,768 That's right ‐‐ one million dollars of money, 592 00:31:13,768 --> 00:31:17,105 which creates a whole lotta drama! 593 00:31:17,105 --> 00:31:19,524 Y‐Yes, I did just outswim several crocodiles 594 00:31:19,524 --> 00:31:21,526 that wanted to eat me, but I'd do it again. 595 00:31:21,526 --> 00:31:23,361 I'd get back up on that vine again 596 00:31:23,361 --> 00:31:24,904 because I could really use that money. 597 00:31:24,904 --> 00:31:27,031 That money would change my life, man. 598 00:31:27,031 --> 00:31:29,951 It would change my life. 599 00:31:29,951 --> 00:31:31,327 You won't wanna miss... 600 00:31:31,327 --> 00:31:33,830 "Whose Vine Is It Anyway?" 601 00:31:33,830 --> 00:31:35,373 Coming this summer to ‐‐ 602 00:31:35,373 --> 00:31:37,041 What's that? Can't use that title, huh? 603 00:31:37,041 --> 00:31:39,585 Ah. Copyrighted. Got it. 604 00:31:39,585 --> 00:31:42,046 You won't wanna miss... 605 00:31:42,046 --> 00:31:45,842 "American Monkey Warrior," only on ‐‐ 606 00:31:45,842 --> 00:31:47,718 Really? That one, too? Okay. 607 00:31:47,718 --> 00:31:50,555 You won't wanna miss... 608 00:31:50,555 --> 00:31:52,473 "Monkeying Around." 609 00:32:06,445 --> 00:32:09,073 You didn't ask, and he doesn't care. 610 00:32:09,073 --> 00:32:11,033 These are... 611 00:32:12,785 --> 00:32:14,579 I... 612 00:32:14,579 --> 00:32:17,290 I do not get Chris Hemsworth. 613 00:32:17,290 --> 00:32:19,917 I just don't think he's hot or charismatic. 614 00:32:19,917 --> 00:32:21,335 Like, at all. 615 00:32:21,335 --> 00:32:22,587 Am I wrong? 616 00:32:22,587 --> 00:32:25,006 Well. Just how I feel. 617 00:32:25,006 --> 00:32:27,300 This has been... 618 00:32:34,056 --> 00:32:37,727 As human visitors into the realm of the wild, 619 00:32:37,727 --> 00:32:40,730 we underestimate nature and its inhabitants 620 00:32:40,730 --> 00:32:43,107 at our own peril. 621 00:32:43,107 --> 00:32:45,193 As we have explored so far, 622 00:32:45,193 --> 00:32:48,321 animals are passionate, complex creatures 623 00:32:48,321 --> 00:32:52,783 who can inspire awe and reverence. 624 00:32:52,783 --> 00:32:54,327 They can also, quite frankly, 625 00:32:54,327 --> 00:32:57,622 sometimes act like total jackasses. 626 00:32:57,622 --> 00:33:00,833 In the wild, as in human society, 627 00:33:00,833 --> 00:33:05,755 it can be tough to decipher the line between friend and foe. 628 00:33:05,755 --> 00:33:09,383 This is especially true for a sika deer and a macaque 629 00:33:09,383 --> 00:33:11,385 in the forests of Japan. 630 00:33:14,513 --> 00:33:16,515 Huh! Easy there, whiskey! Settle down, girl. 631 00:33:16,515 --> 00:33:18,476 Rico, get off my back, 632 00:33:18,476 --> 00:33:20,686 and stop giving me these cheesy horse names. 633 00:33:20,686 --> 00:33:22,230 My name is Kwame. 634 00:33:22,230 --> 00:33:23,898 I don't know what you're talking about. 635 00:33:23,898 --> 00:33:27,068 - Hehp! Run like the wind, Misty! - Get off! 636 00:33:27,068 --> 00:33:29,487 - Huhp! Giddy‐up, Ginger Snap! Giddy‐up! - Ow! Rico! 637 00:33:29,487 --> 00:33:30,863 Settle down, Seabiscuit, 638 00:33:30,863 --> 00:33:32,365 or it's straight to the glue factory. 639 00:33:32,365 --> 00:33:33,616 Get off my... 640 00:33:33,616 --> 00:33:35,076 Whoops. Guess you're right. 641 00:33:35,076 --> 00:33:37,620 Sorry, Chestnut. Boy, get off me. 642 00:33:37,620 --> 00:33:39,830 You play too much. 643 00:33:42,625 --> 00:33:44,794 From the woodlands of Japan 644 00:33:44,794 --> 00:33:48,297 to the boundless serenity of the ocean, 645 00:33:48,297 --> 00:33:50,841 there is great beauty in this world. 646 00:33:52,802 --> 00:33:54,929 And to fully embrace it, 647 00:33:54,929 --> 00:33:58,140 you must throw caution to the wind and follow your passion. 648 00:34:00,309 --> 00:34:03,312 Unless your passion is to be a social‐media influencer, 649 00:34:03,312 --> 00:34:06,857 which I think we can all agree we've quite had enough of those. 650 00:34:08,442 --> 00:34:10,319 This Chilean king crab 651 00:34:10,319 --> 00:34:13,155 in the coral reefs of the Pacific Ocean 652 00:34:13,155 --> 00:34:17,285 has found subtle and fascinating ways to express itself. 653 00:34:21,747 --> 00:34:23,958 Hey, sweetie. Whatcha doin'? 654 00:34:23,958 --> 00:34:26,377 Hi, Mom. Just out for a run. What's up? 655 00:34:26,377 --> 00:34:29,171 You remember how I was taking that creative‐writing class? 656 00:34:29,171 --> 00:34:30,965 Oh, yeah. Sure. 657 00:34:30,965 --> 00:34:32,925 Well, I started writing a book. 658 00:34:32,925 --> 00:34:35,011 That's great. I'm glad you're trying something new. 659 00:34:35,011 --> 00:34:36,387 Alright. Gotta get back to this. 660 00:34:36,387 --> 00:34:37,805 Can I read you a little? 661 00:34:37,805 --> 00:34:39,515 Just something I've been noodling on. 662 00:34:39,515 --> 00:34:40,766 Uh, o‐okay. 663 00:34:42,601 --> 00:34:44,562 "My once‐dormant passion 664 00:34:44,562 --> 00:34:47,606 had finally been brought roaring back to life, 665 00:34:47,606 --> 00:34:51,235 and all because of the tender touch of...Armando." 666 00:34:51,235 --> 00:34:54,572 Whoa, whoa. Stop. Armando our mailman?! 667 00:34:54,572 --> 00:34:56,365 Oh, that's just coincidence. 668 00:34:56,365 --> 00:34:59,619 "At first, it was just innocent love notes. 669 00:34:59,619 --> 00:35:03,706 But soon, I ached for Armando to deliver...more." 670 00:35:03,706 --> 00:35:05,416 I don't wanna hear this! 671 00:35:05,416 --> 00:35:07,543 "I wondered ‐‐ could Armando's package 672 00:35:07,543 --> 00:35:08,836 fit into my mail slot?" 673 00:35:08,836 --> 00:35:11,422 Mom! This is all wrong! 674 00:35:11,422 --> 00:35:13,382 You're right. It's not graphic enough. 675 00:35:13,382 --> 00:35:15,801 I'll call you back later with the more X‐rated version. 676 00:35:15,801 --> 00:35:17,970 Wait! No, no, no, no, no. 677 00:35:25,645 --> 00:35:28,064 Spend enough time in the depths of the ocean, 678 00:35:28,064 --> 00:35:33,277 and you may eventually feel that you are all alone in this world. 679 00:35:33,277 --> 00:35:35,237 Spend five minutes listening to a guy 680 00:35:35,237 --> 00:35:38,032 talk about his podcast where he rewatches every episode 681 00:35:38,032 --> 00:35:40,368 of "NCIS: New Orleans," 682 00:35:40,368 --> 00:35:44,121 and you will wish you were all alone in this world. 683 00:35:44,121 --> 00:35:47,041 But the truth is, we are not alone, 684 00:35:47,041 --> 00:35:51,671 which is fortuitous, as life on Earth can be full of obstacles. 685 00:35:51,671 --> 00:35:55,841 We journey now to the Alaskan tundra 686 00:35:55,841 --> 00:35:57,802 to learn that, in order to triumph 687 00:35:57,802 --> 00:36:00,096 over the wild's many challenges, 688 00:36:00,096 --> 00:36:05,685 the sharp‐tailed grouse must rely on the power of teamwork. 689 00:36:07,895 --> 00:36:09,438 Where is it? 690 00:36:09,438 --> 00:36:11,273 It's in here somewhere. 691 00:36:11,273 --> 00:36:13,734 You're sure this is where you last saw your phone? 692 00:36:13,734 --> 00:36:17,154 Because if we flew home and then all the way back here... 693 00:36:17,154 --> 00:36:20,282 Yes. This is where I last remember having it. 694 00:36:20,282 --> 00:36:21,909 Well, should we try calling it? 695 00:36:21,909 --> 00:36:24,870 Cheryl, I‐I can't call it. I‐I don't have my phone! 696 00:36:24,870 --> 00:36:27,415 We'll call it with my phone! 697 00:36:27,415 --> 00:36:29,875 Let me guess. You didn't set up "Find My iPhone." 698 00:36:29,875 --> 00:36:31,669 I did. I‐I did. 699 00:36:31,669 --> 00:36:33,504 I just forgot the password! 700 00:36:36,674 --> 00:36:39,885 You paid for AppleCare, right? 701 00:36:48,436 --> 00:36:50,354 In the wild, similar species, 702 00:36:50,354 --> 00:36:52,732 and temperaments, cluster together, 703 00:36:52,732 --> 00:36:54,859 both for protection 704 00:36:54,859 --> 00:36:58,946 and occasionally to get a group discount at the laser‐tag place. 705 00:36:58,946 --> 00:37:02,408 Whether it be a pride of lions, a parliament of owls... 706 00:37:02,408 --> 00:37:05,619 or a crap‐ton of penguins, 707 00:37:05,619 --> 00:37:11,292 animals know that it is vitally important to find your own gang. 708 00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:14,378 For as long as I can remember, 709 00:37:14,378 --> 00:37:16,422 I always wanted to be a made monkey. 710 00:37:19,216 --> 00:37:22,636 It was my big day, the day I got all the bananas, 711 00:37:22,636 --> 00:37:26,056 and everybody came out to the railing to pay respect. 712 00:37:26,056 --> 00:37:29,393 Vinnie Longtail, Tommy Bananas, and Little Tom. 713 00:37:29,393 --> 00:37:31,937 There was Johnny "Take Your Daughter to Work" Carbucci, 714 00:37:31,937 --> 00:37:33,189 and his daughter Claire. 715 00:37:33,189 --> 00:37:35,232 Hi! How ya doin'? 716 00:37:35,232 --> 00:37:38,360 I saw Curious George, Paranoid George, 717 00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:42,031 Disinterested George, Suspiciously Curious George... 718 00:37:42,031 --> 00:37:44,533 Hey. What's ya PIN number? 719 00:37:44,533 --> 00:37:47,787 I was a made monkey. I could do anything. 720 00:37:47,787 --> 00:37:49,830 And none of it would have happened, kids, 721 00:37:49,830 --> 00:37:52,249 if I didn't remember to floss. 722 00:38:13,521 --> 00:38:15,648 Yes, we're still doing this. 723 00:38:15,648 --> 00:38:17,650 Time for another of our... 724 00:38:21,987 --> 00:38:24,240 Honestly, I actually think it's easier 725 00:38:24,240 --> 00:38:26,283 to pay attention on Zoom meetings. 726 00:38:26,283 --> 00:38:28,619 I like it. I really, really like it. 727 00:38:28,619 --> 00:38:30,496 And I'm off. 728 00:38:30,496 --> 00:38:32,414 This has been... 729 00:38:42,091 --> 00:38:45,261 Knowing one's strengths and limitations 730 00:38:45,261 --> 00:38:49,139 can be a helpful tool for survival. 731 00:38:49,139 --> 00:38:53,018 Life on this planet is chaotic and unpredictable. 732 00:38:53,018 --> 00:38:56,522 And the chacma baboon of Botswana knows full well 733 00:38:56,522 --> 00:39:00,442 it is impossible to predict when a new challenge will sneak up 734 00:39:00,442 --> 00:39:02,111 behind you. 735 00:39:07,157 --> 00:39:09,243 Hey, guys, if I ask you something, 736 00:39:09,243 --> 00:39:10,703 will you be real with me? 737 00:39:10,703 --> 00:39:12,371 ‐Oh, yeah, Roy. ‐Yeah, Roy, of course. 738 00:39:12,371 --> 00:39:14,874 ‐You can trust us. ‐Yeah. We'll keep it...real. 739 00:39:14,874 --> 00:39:17,376 I'm serious, guys! Did I sit in bubble gum? 740 00:39:17,376 --> 00:39:19,879 Turn around. Let's see it! 741 00:39:19,879 --> 00:39:21,964 No! Oh, no! 742 00:39:24,967 --> 00:39:26,677 It's not funny! Did I? 743 00:39:30,931 --> 00:39:33,893 But, seriously, you should see a doctor. 744 00:39:37,354 --> 00:39:41,483 Let's move away from that troubled baboon. 745 00:39:41,483 --> 00:39:43,068 And not a moment too soon. 746 00:39:43,068 --> 00:39:44,945 The image of whatever the hell that was 747 00:39:44,945 --> 00:39:49,074 is gonna stick with me for a while. 748 00:39:49,074 --> 00:39:51,660 The very survival of a species depends upon 749 00:39:51,660 --> 00:39:57,249 that most sought‐after of all personalities ‐‐ a mate. 750 00:39:57,249 --> 00:40:00,586 We move now to the forests of Thailand 751 00:40:00,586 --> 00:40:04,173 to discover that even a noble great hornbill 752 00:40:04,173 --> 00:40:07,843 can be affected by the complications of romance. 753 00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:17,311 She loves me... 754 00:40:19,688 --> 00:40:21,231 She loves me not... 755 00:40:23,025 --> 00:40:25,110 She loves me... 756 00:40:30,282 --> 00:40:32,034 She loves me not?! 757 00:40:33,494 --> 00:40:36,914 Hey! Hey, buddy! Relax! 758 00:40:36,914 --> 00:40:39,083 You don't know how she feels. 759 00:40:39,083 --> 00:40:41,669 She...loves me? 760 00:40:41,669 --> 00:40:43,754 Sure. It's possible. 761 00:40:43,754 --> 00:40:48,467 Although, and no offense, but you do seem pretty needy. 762 00:40:48,467 --> 00:40:51,387 She loves me not! 763 00:40:51,387 --> 00:40:53,514 Look. I don't know! You're asking me. 764 00:40:53,514 --> 00:40:55,724 You're asking the tree. You're a mess, man! 765 00:40:55,724 --> 00:40:58,477 Have some self‐respect! Damn! 766 00:41:00,145 --> 00:41:03,357 Thank you, Jeff. I needed that. 767 00:41:03,357 --> 00:41:06,318 Don't mention it. You're my friend. 768 00:41:06,318 --> 00:41:09,446 He...loves me? 769 00:41:09,446 --> 00:41:11,031 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 770 00:41:11,031 --> 00:41:12,950 We don't know each other that well. 771 00:41:12,950 --> 00:41:15,577 He loves me not! 772 00:41:15,577 --> 00:41:19,331 Dude, get your together! 773 00:41:23,377 --> 00:41:26,463 Our foray into the realm of our animal friends 774 00:41:26,463 --> 00:41:28,757 now draws to a close, 775 00:41:28,757 --> 00:41:30,843 but join us next time 776 00:41:30,843 --> 00:41:33,429 as we weave around the bend of a river... 777 00:41:33,429 --> 00:41:36,598 gaze up at a wondrous sky... 778 00:41:36,598 --> 00:41:39,518 or just watch this guy pull something out of his ear 779 00:41:39,518 --> 00:41:41,812 and then seriously contemplate eating it. 780 00:41:41,812 --> 00:41:45,566 Oh, my God. Please, no. Cut away before he actually eats it! 781 00:41:45,566 --> 00:41:47,192 Thank you. 782 00:41:47,192 --> 00:41:50,320 Yes, you never know what you'll see... 783 00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:52,406 when nature calls. 784 00:41:56,577 --> 00:41:58,829 Okay. That's it. 785 00:41:58,829 --> 00:42:01,665 House party's over. My mom's gonna be home any minute. 786 00:42:01,665 --> 00:42:05,169 Hello? You two need to leave. Now? 787 00:42:05,169 --> 00:42:07,337 Beat it, loser. Can't you see we're busy over here? 788 00:42:07,337 --> 00:42:09,465 I said... 789 00:42:09,465 --> 00:42:11,216 PARTY OVER! 790 00:42:11,216 --> 00:42:12,718 Hey! We're going! 791 00:42:12,718 --> 00:42:14,887 Get out of my house! No, no, no! 792 00:42:14,887 --> 00:42:16,680 This is my sister's room! 793 00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:18,849 Leave! 794 00:42:18,849 --> 00:42:20,309 I don't even know you! 795 00:42:20,309 --> 00:42:24,646 We're in the same homer‐o‐o‐o‐oom! 58775

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