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[upbeat music]
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[indistinct yelling]
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- Konnichiwa Shepherds and
Shepherdesses.
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It's the last day of school,
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so please collect all lost
property.
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Ensure all precious art
is carefully taken home.
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And, until our school fire
fundraising is complete,
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the school pool is for display
only.
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- Alright.
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How do you feel on your
last day of Year One?
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- You're so embarrassing.
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- Hey I'm your mum; it's my
unpaid job to embarrass you.
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I love you my sweet little baby!
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[uplifting music]
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So, I talked to the people
that wanted to hire the hall.
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- You're not doing that thing
where you fake being sad
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but you really have good news?
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- Well not anymore.
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We got the money.
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- Excuse me?
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- We got the money.
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- I hired the hall out as a
movie location
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for ten thousand dollars.
Which brings our total to?
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- Seventy-five thousand
dollars, fifty cents.
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And a packet of raisins.
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Which means, our kids can swim
in a pool
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with real water next year.
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Instead of swim miming in ash.
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- And it means that parents
will stop running away
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from me because they think I'm
trying
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to sell them raffle tickets.
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It's over.
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- We are the greatest
fundraising mums in the world.
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- Yes.
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- The school is gonna
be like, so grateful.
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- Yes.
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Do we have to do the
hand holding thing again?
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I don't wanna--
- Just once.
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Go, come on Heather.
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[upbeat music]
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[bell rings]
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- Hello, we'd like to
see the Principal please.
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- Whom may I say is calling?
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- Jess. Jess from the Junior
Fundraising Committee.
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We've raised seventy-five
thousand dollars
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and fifty cents and a packet of
raisins.
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- Why are you not impressed?
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It was really hard.
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- Well wasn't that the amount
you were asked to raise?
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- Yes.
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- Plus an extra fifty cents.
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- The senior fundraisers?
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Yeah, they raised seventy-six
thousand last term.
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- Well, the deadline was this
afternoon
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and I think you'll find that Mr.
Coxhead
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will want to thank us
effusively in person.
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- Aha.
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[bell ringing]
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- Sorry.
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- There's no need to thank us.
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- Okay. Great.
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I thought you were
nowhere near your target?
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- Last minute quiz night wine
sales exceeded expectation.
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- And I hired the hall
out as a movie location
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over the holidays.
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It's about a vampire who
learns to break dance.
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- But not this December?
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- Yes for this December.
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- Holiday Programme need the
hall.
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The classroom they normally
use was destroyed in the fire,
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which may or may not
have originated there.
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I'm sorry, kids come first.
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You'll have to cancel and keep
trying.
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- Can't they just use another
room?
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- If you can find somewhere for
them,
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you can hire out the hall.
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- Challenge accepted.
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- Are you ladies joining us
for assembly this afternoon?
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- Yes, we can do the chairs.
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[uplifting music]
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- Hey, Mia G.
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- Hi.
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- So what are you gonna do
for the school holidays?
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- Not go to school?
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- Same.
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- You're lucky I practise
gratitude
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or I'd be really annoyed with
you.
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- You didn't think to check the
dates
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before you booked out the hall?
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- The senior fundraisers said it
was free.
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- They think they're so funny.
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- Just cause their kids
can do joiny-upy writing.
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It can't be over, we have
till 3 to find a home
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for Holiday Programme, hire the
hall and swim in the praise.
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And the pool.
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Keep setting up for assembly.
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I got this.
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- Everyone knows Holiday
Programme started the school
fire.
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- Come on, can't you help us
out?
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Remember what High School
Musical says?
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- Stick to the Status Quo?
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- No, we're all in this
together.
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- Sorry, I'm running a 'Reading
is way cooler than YouTube'
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programme in the library
over the holidays.
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Try the teachers.
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- Absolutely not.
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- Oh, come on.
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Remember what High School
Musical says?
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- Get'cha head in the game?
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- Look, the money we'll raise
will help
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a lot of kids at this school.
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You know Holiday Programme
started the school fire, right?
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- Well, that was an
unsubstantiated rumour.
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- Don't bother asking any
of the other teachers.
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We spend hours of our own time,
and money,
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setting up our classrooms.
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No one is gonna let those
little fire-starters in.
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- Phil!
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- Sorry, I think I hear
my students calling.
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- I still have options.
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- Good luck with those.
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[laughing]
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- So that's a yes for tents on
the field?
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- Nah.
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I actually run an
underprivileged
girls soccer clinic here,
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it's called "Everybody wants
balls".
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- Feminism thanks you for your
service.
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- Oh, no worries.
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- And you are?
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- Here to ask if we can use your
office
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over the school holidays.
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- Sorry, I use it for a
mentoring programme for teen
mums
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who want to get into
office administration.
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- That's really noble.
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- We failed.
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Holiday Programme get the hall,
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we don't get ten grand
and the junior playground
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will never get the bark
it so desperately needs.
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- All is not lost. Despite
my better judgement
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I posted a request on
the school Facebook page
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asking for a corporate sponsor.
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- Do you ladies need help with
anything?
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- No, thank you.
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- Anyway as I was saying
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before that annoying dad
interrupted.
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- I can still hear you.
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- Finally, a working mum has
offered to help us real mums.
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- All mums are real mums.
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- And technically we're all
working.
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- Well, I identify as a real
mum.
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- Agree to disagree.
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- No.
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Anyway.
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[uplifting music]
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- I'm Molly's mum.
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- Oh, I loved Molly in the
school play.
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I really believed she was
getting kidnapped by the Moon.
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- Our company's keen to
do some community outreach
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to offset some bad
publicity we had recently.
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- What happened?
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- It's not important, what is
important
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is that we have money to burn
and I've a burning desire
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to help the school, since it got
burnt.
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- Ah, looks like working
mums are people too.
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- We'll see.
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- I'm afraid I can only manage
10K?
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Is that enough?
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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- Easy. I'll transfer
the cash this afternoon.
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- The school can finally finish
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the mural about perseverance.
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- You are gonna love our
vitality drink for kids.
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- Your what now?
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- It has all natural colours
with locally sourced caffeine,
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organic taurine and only
twelve tablespoons of pure,
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fair trade sugar.
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[upbeat music]
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- If our new energy drink
sponsors Holiday Programme
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we can stage some
hilarious non-staged videos
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with the kids for our viral
campaign.
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- Then would we say that
kids need energy drinks?
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- Brax needs less energy.
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- We need ten thousand dollars.
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- It's called Boom and
it has yet to be proven
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to cause spleen issues.
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- Yikes.
- Let the woman speak.
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I assure you it's perfectly
safe,
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as long as it's not consumed
with, oh!
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- With what?
- Sorry, I'm gonna take this.
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- With what?
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With what?
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Look, I know that the
school needs computers
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with a G key but we can't
take dirty energy drink money.
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Can we?
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- But it'll get us to
our fundraising goal,
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maybe some like, hand
drawn thank you card.
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- What do you think, Hine?
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- Nah.
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- 'Cause the school and
parents won't approve?
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- Yeah.
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- But people will think we've
failed
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just because we didn't succeed.
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- We've raised over
sixty-five thousand dollars,
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that's more than enough to fix
the pool
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and finish the outline
on the netball court.
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- We've still got a few hours.
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Maybe we could auction off lost
property?
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I think Jaden's Mum's
already cleared it out.
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- Kia ora junior fundraisers.
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- It's us, the senior
fundraisers.
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- I heard you didn't make the
75k?
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- Yeah, no thanks to you.
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Why did you tell me the hall was
free?
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- Because my kid is leaving
and I don't care anymore.
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- Then why are you here?
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- The senior parents are
throwing us
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a thank you morning tea
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and we'll undoubtedly be given
flowers
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so we're looking for vessels
to keep our thanks fresh.
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- The parents are throwing you a
party?
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- And you're not invited,
it's for seniors only.
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Aren't the grateful junior
parents throwing you a party?
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Oh that's right, they've got
nothing to be grateful for.
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The junior mums have decided
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to focus their energy on
more important things.
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- Actually, we landed a
corporate sponsor
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so we will be reaching our goal.
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- Whatever.
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Anyway we're off to get flowers
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mostly made up of green filler
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and the second cheapest bottle
of bubbles they can find.
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Ka kite.
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- I thought you were against
kids promoting energy drinks?
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- I've got a plan.
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- You haven't steered us wrong
yet.
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- History would argue otherwise.
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- Sorry, just a minor
disagreement
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as to whether "mood altering"
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should be classified as
a side effect or a bonus.
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- How would you feel about doing
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your viral videos with
mums instead of kids?
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- Nice.
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- Not bad.
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Sleep-deprived mums might see
the appeal of an energy drink.
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- Yeah, and we would be happy to
do it,
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you know to help the school.
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- Yeah. Not to reach some silly
goal
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and just rub some mums faces in
it.
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- What she said.
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- Oh, you are very average
looking.
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Pretty but not pretty
enough to be intimidating.
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And you all look exhausted.
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Let's film a little
audition tape for the boys
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down at head office. I'll
get some shirts and some Boom
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and, yeah, some more flattering
light.
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[upbeat music]
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- Um, oh, just quick question:
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I thought that the drinks name
was Boom?
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- It is, but due to copyright
issues
260
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we're using the German spelling.
261
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The umlaut lengthens the U to an
oo sound.
262
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The kids'll get it.
263
00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:48,920
- Oh, yeah, they do love
German pronunciation.
264
00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:50,680
- And you're not worried that
people
265
00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:52,280
might think that it says
something else?
266
00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:53,760
- That was my concern.
267
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,480
- Nope. Not everyone reads their
food.
268
00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:58,280
Right, let's open those cans.
269
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Okay. We'll do anything to help
the school
270
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get scooter racks that
actually fit scooters.
271
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,760
- Is it supposed to crackle like
that?
272
00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:09,720
- It's fun, right?
273
00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:14,120
- Mm, reka.
274
00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:17,720
- Oh, I probably should
have checked but none of you
275
00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:20,080
have had citrus in the
past 24 hours, have you?
276
00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:20,880
- Yes.
277
00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:22,760
- Oh, you should be fine.
278
00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:25,840
Right, here we go.
279
00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:28,880
[upbeat rock music]
280
00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:48,040
- Oh, I'm starting to feel that
organic taurine kicking in.
281
00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:49,440
My hair is vibrating.
282
00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:52,320
- I can't. Not at all. Not
one little bit. Not yet.
283
00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:54,880
- Um, why don't you tell us
a bit about yourselves first?
284
00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:56,400
- Kia ora, we're the
hard-working mums
285
00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:57,920
of the Junior Fundraising
Committee.
286
00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:59,080
- Yeah we are! Whoa!
287
00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:01,360
- Is my voice echoing?
288
00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:04,480
And we need a lot of energy
to help raise kids and funds,
289
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that we thought we'd
thought we'd already raised
290
00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:06,600
but just seem to keep on going.
291
00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:08,120
And it's not important
that no one appreciates
292
00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:09,320
our hard work.
293
00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:10,880
This is starting to make
me feel a little angry,
294
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is that normal?
295
00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:13,160
- Cut.
296
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,880
Sorry, someone's singing,
297
00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,560
"For they are jolly good
fundraisers."
298
00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:18,000
- It's those damn senior parents
299
00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:20,520
thanking those smug mother
Fundraisers.
300
00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:22,440
- I hope they're allergic
to their flowers.
301
00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:24,560
- I hope their bottle of wine
is to be shared between them.
302
00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,440
- Yeah, we've been working
our butts off all year,
303
00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:28,160
and nobody's noticed!
304
00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:29,320
- And for what!
305
00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:31,800
So we can stand around wearing
bum shirts?
306
00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:33,160
- This school sucks butt.
307
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:35,640
The parents don't care.
The staff don't care.
308
00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:37,280
And don't get me started on the
dads.
309
00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:38,800
- Oh yeah, totally!
310
00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:40,960
Man, this stuff is strong. I
like it.
311
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:41,840
- Yeah.
312
00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:45,400
- That is perfect.
313
00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:46,680
- Oh, wait, what?
314
00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:48,280
- That'll really resonate
with our target market,
315
00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:50,360
since most mums feel
under-appreciated.
316
00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:52,800
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
317
00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:56,040
- Jess!
318
00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:58,280
- Hey!
319
00:13:58,320 --> 00:13:59,280
Molly's mum!
320
00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:00,760
You can't use that.
321
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:03,120
- But it's exactly the
embarrassing viral confession
322
00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:04,720
that'll really get Boom noticed.
323
00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:06,160
- But we were just venting.
324
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,880
- Yeah, and what happens at Kate
Sheppard
325
00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,320
stays at Kate Sheppard.
326
00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:11,800
- We were kinda saying some
bad things about the school?
327
00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:13,440
- Yeah, and the staff and the
parents.
328
00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:14,880
Yeah, and it might sound a
teensy bit
329
00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:16,680
like we don't practise
gratitude.
330
00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,400
- You've already signed the
release forms,
331
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,040
this is going on YouTube ASAP.
332
00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:28,240
I'm sorry ladies but this video
333
00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:31,040
is both embarrassing and
lucrative.
334
00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:32,000
- I could take her.
335
00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,360
Jess, do you want me to take
her?
336
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:37,800
- Okay, okay, mum to mum,
please delete that video.
337
00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:40,840
- Don't pretend I'm in your
little gang.
338
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,920
I'm a full time working mum.
339
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:45,280
Work think I'm lazy for
leaving early on Fridays
340
00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:48,320
and school mums, like you,
think I'm a bad parent
341
00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:50,160
because I missed my daughter's
play.
342
00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:52,080
- I can't win.
343
00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:53,520
- That's not true. Wait. Wait!
344
00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:56,360
Molly was the lead, right?
345
00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:59,720
- Oh, Cinnamon was the crucial
role of Moon Zombie Three.
346
00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:01,200
- Braxton was a Pukeko Pirate.
347
00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:02,800
I missed it because I
was receiving an award
348
00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:04,160
for working mothers.
349
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:07,760
- Well I didn't. In fact,
I filmed the whole thing.
350
00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:11,160
If you delete your video,
I will give you mine.
351
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:17,200
Come on. Remember what
High School Musical says?
352
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:18,720
- No, I never saw it.
353
00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:21,920
- High School Musical reminds
us we're all in this together.
354
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:23,360
- Yeah.
355
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,840
- Okay, while mums like us
hold down the fort at school,
356
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,120
mumma's like you make sure
357
00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:28,000
we've still got a voice in the
real world.
358
00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:30,080
Babes, we're all on the same
team.
359
00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:31,000
- Yeah, boy.
360
00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:37,120
- Fine. I'll delete it.
361
00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:39,560
The lads at the office
362
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:41,240
would probably want to
change it to dads anyway.
363
00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:43,040
- Dads are such thunder
stealers.
364
00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:46,440
- Thank you.
365
00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:47,480
- Thank you.
366
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,400
You know I can't give you the
money now?
367
00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:51,920
Yeah I know.
368
00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,840
- And I'll need those shirts
back.
369
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:57,720
Now. I'll need them back now.
Off you go.
370
00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:00,360
[upbeat music]
371
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:05,760
- And that's why the
solution is less pollution.
372
00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:08,800
[audience clapping]
373
00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:20,640
- Thank you for that excellent
rap about global warming.
374
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:24,120
Now it is time for junior
certificates.
375
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:27,840
So, from Room 1: Cinnamon
Maloney
376
00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:29,520
for excellent persuasive
speaking.
377
00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:32,560
[audience cheering]
378
00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:37,920
Braxton Hicks, for keeping
his hands to himself.
379
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:40,960
[audience cheering]
380
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:49,400
And from Room 2: Ryan Nutt
for outstanding artwork.
381
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:50,520
- Yes, Ryan! Woo!
382
00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:53,560
[audience cheering]
383
00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:58,360
- Now before I let these
children go,
384
00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,600
I have three more certificates
I have to give out.
385
00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:04,160
These ones are for
effort and perseverance.
386
00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:08,040
Could these children's Mums
please come to the stage.
387
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:16,520
These ladies' are the Junior
Fundraising Committee.
388
00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:19,960
They have raised over $65,000
this year
389
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,040
and on behalf of the school,
I would like to thank them.
390
00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:25,520
[audience cheering]
391
00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:26,360
Woo!
392
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:29,720
[uplifting piano music]
393
00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:52,440
Ah, I've just been
informed that Sara's dad
394
00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:55,440
has donated $10,000 to
these ladies' efforts,
395
00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,360
which means that our fire damage
rebuild
396
00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:59,160
can start over the holidays.
397
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,000
Woo!
398
00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:03,040
[audience cheering]
399
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,720
- [Audience] Sara's Dad!
400
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:10,040
Sara's Dad!
401
00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:11,800
Sara's Dad!
402
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:12,840
Sara's Dad!
403
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:13,800
Sara's Dad!
404
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:18,800
- Did that dad just
totally steal our thunder?
405
00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:20,040
- Yes.
406
00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:21,480
We don't need thunder.
407
00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:22,480
Sara's dad!
408
00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:23,440
Sara's dad!
409
00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:27,240
- Oh, that was a bit nice.
410
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,320
- They didn't have to do that.
411
00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:30,880
- Mine's going straight on my
fridge.
412
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:33,920
- Ladies, just came to
help you with the chairs.
413
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:36,600
- While our classes watch
a Ted Talk on independence.
414
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,760
- You know what I learned today?
415
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:41,640
- To check whether the hall is
booked
416
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:42,680
before you hire it out?
417
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:44,440
- No. That we're not the only
people
418
00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:46,360
who work extra hard for this
school.
419
00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:50,560
Thank you.
420
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:53,280
- It's just a chair.
421
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,360
- Phil?
422
00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,520
- Yes?
- We really appreciate you.
423
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:01,680
- I think I hear my students
calling me.
424
00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:05,680
[uplifting music]
425
00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:24,960
- Hello Margot, I would just
like
426
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,520
to say thank you for
all your help this year.
427
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:28,720
- Oh, no problem, Jess.
428
00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:34,800
- And, thank you for the
certificates.
429
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:37,760
- Well you ladies really
made a difference.
430
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:38,920
- Oh.
431
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,560
- And you know what High
School Musical says?
432
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:43,040
- We're all in this together.
433
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:46,120
- See you next year.
434
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:48,280
- Yeah.
435
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:52,840
- Oh.
436
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:55,480
Are you okay?
437
00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:58,360
Is he okay?
438
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:02,640
[upbeat music]
439
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:12,040
- I think Molly's Mum
was a little bit jealous
440
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,840
of our Junior Fundraising
Committee.
441
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,440
- She called us a gang.
442
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:16,880
- Yeah, we are.
443
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:21,440
- Mean.
444
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:24,640
[upbeat guitar music]
445
00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:26,720
♪ Can you come around
446
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,880
♪ Keep me company
447
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:33,240
♪ Share our time just a little
bit longer, baby you and me ♪
448
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:34,720
♪ Can I hear your words
449
00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:37,360
♪ That you say so gracefully
450
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,760
♪ Find a play drenched in sun
451
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:41,800
♪ That we can make believe
452
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:46,160
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
453
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:50,160
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
454
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:53,800
♪ Fearing of us wasting time
455
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:55,240
♪ But you and I
456
00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:56,480
♪ We will fly
457
00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:58,800
♪ Take my hand and hear my side
♪
458
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:03,840
♪ Covering our voices in each
little send with replies ♪
459
00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:10,160
♪ Wondering when next
I'll see those eyes ♪
460
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:13,640
♪ Like rivers
461
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:17,840
♪ [upbeat music]
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