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[dramatic music]
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[footsteps]
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- I think we did the right
thing not entering a quiz team.
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Let's just run the bar,
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raise funds and not show
people how smart I am.
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- I'm proud of you for resisting
your competitive streak.
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- I'm the best at being
non-competitive, right?
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- That's the spirit.
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- Although I'll probably
will win best costume.
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- Sexy pirate!
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- The theme is New Zealand
Icons.
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- Jacinda Ardern?
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- I'm the spitting image
of Rita West from Westside?
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- Ah, yes, I love that show.
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- Plus, we lack some core trivia
knowledge
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for a complete team.
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- Do we?
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- Hine's Masters covers maths
and science,
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my double major covers
sports and literature.
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- Yeah, well I have a degree
from the university of life.
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And a diploma in design
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from the Levin School of Art and
Stuff.
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Plus I know heaps about TV and
movies.
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- Everyone knows heaps
about TV and movies.
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- Hey, I am not as dumb
as you think I look.
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- We're going to make so much
money tonight, wahine ma.
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- Do people really get that
drunk at a school quiz night?
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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- Last year Violet's mum did
"Baby Shark"
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for two hours straight.
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- And the year before that
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the gym mats got used for
things other than gym.
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- Oh! It's a school function,
guys!
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- Oh, for a lot of mums
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it's our big night out without
the kids.
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[vehicle hooting]
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That'll be the booze.
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[van boot banging]
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- [sighs] There you go.
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If you can just sign there
please, sir?
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- Oh no, I'm not an All Black.
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I'm a Black Fern.
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Aotearoa's wahine toa of rugby.
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- Well, those wahine should be
paid more.
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- Yes they should.
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- Right ladies, you
guys have a good night.
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- Wait, is that it?
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- Yup. Have a good one.
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- No, no there should be 12
cases.
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I remember this cause it
was after Heather explained
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an overly complicated wine
per parent ratio equation.
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- It says here that
you ordered 12 bottles.
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- No, it's 12 cases.
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- [laughs] Yeah, it's just
that you've signed it.
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- Yeah, but I didn't read it.
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[laughing]
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Isn't there more in your van?
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- Yes, there is but that's for
people
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who know how to order things
online
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and read things before they sign
them.
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So, you ladies have a good
night.
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- Can't we have one fundraising
event
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where you don't mess things up?
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- I don't mess everything up.
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- Except for when you freeze
sausages,
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spread nits or think
you're a real fast runner.
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- All those are isolated
incidents that sure,
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when you put them close
together like that,
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they sound like maybe
I'm a little bit useless.
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- I'll go to the Land of
Liquor and get more wine.
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- I'll text ahead, let
them know your coming.
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People will be here soon,
this won't hold them for long.
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- I could raid the staffroom?
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- Let me come with you,
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we don't want you getting
stuck in another kid's chair.
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- That was one time.
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[door lock opening]
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You've got a school key?
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- You would be surprised
what brazen confidence
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and never taking no for
an answer will get you.
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- The sausage sizzle feels so
long ago.
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I can't believe how much
money we've raised this year.
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What's that?
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Answers to next week's maths
quiz.[laughs]
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Wait.
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Are those the answers to
next week's maths quiz?
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- No, it's next years class
list.
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Cinnamon is with Mr Dyer?!
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I do not think so.
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- Dammit!
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Ryan's with Tristan Carter
the phantom farter again.
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- Is that the boy that
distracts him all the time?
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- Yes, he just does fart
gags the whole time.
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Last week Ryan spoke entirely in
farts,
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the Dental nurse was not
impressed.
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- Just speak to his mum.
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- Oh, I can't, cause she's the
most delightful human alive.
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- Oh.
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I hope Hine gets enough.
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That staffroom was sadly
under-stocked.
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- I still feel like you're
overestimating
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how much people are actually
gonna drink.
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- Last year the post quiz
disco went till 11.00 a.m.
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- Wow.
[phone vibrates]
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Hey, that was quick.
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- They know me there.
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- I don't believe it.
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The Quinn's have just pulled
their offer for a bach weekend
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as the grand prize?
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- Oh, that wasn't my fault.
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- Well I don't know the facts
yet.
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- Isn't that the family
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whose driveway you accidentally
parked over yesterday?
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- I don't recall.
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So, what we don't have a huge
prize.
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Is that really such a big deal?
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- Yes!
- Yes!
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- Parents quiz nights at Kate
Sheppard
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are about three things.
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- Drinking, prizes and drinking.
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- Okay, well let's just bump
up one of the other prizes.
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What have we got for best
costume?
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- Wine.
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- Best team name?
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- Wine.
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- The best silly answer
involving Kate Sheppard?
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- Wine.
- Wine.
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- Well, I'm starting to see
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how these things get out of
hand.
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Yo, yo, yo.
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DJ Jazzy Jess in the house.
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Yeah, that works
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- Great minds think alike.
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- Oh no, I'm not an All Black,
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I'm legendary Black Fern Kendra
Cocksedge.
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Rugby player of the year who
just happens to be a woman.
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- Same.
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- Well, I guess that makes
sense: Cocksedge, Coxhead,
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you've both got something
in common. [clears throat]
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- Is everything, and by that
I mean Heather, under control?
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- We lost the grand prize.
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- Not ideal.
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- But we should be alright
with wine for prizes, right?
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- The last thing this quiz
needs is more alcohol.
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Last year I had 99 problems
and they were all drunk mums.
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- Not ideal.
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Hey, on an unrelated note,
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would you say that the
classes for next year
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are set in stone?
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- Maybe the winners get
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to choose their kid's teacher
next year?
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- Really?!
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- And two friends to be in their
class?
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- I have two friends.
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[dramatic music continues]
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- That is the single greatest
prize
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in the history of prizes.
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- I know.
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- I could hand-select Cinnamon's
teacher.
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- And I could get Ryan
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away from Tristan Carter
the phantom farter.
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- We could choose to have
our kids in the same class.
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- Yes!
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- I think maybe we need to
enter a quiz team tonight.
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- I think you might be right.
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- I'm always right. [laughs]
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So what should our quiz team be
called?
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- The Fun Raisers?
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- The Fun Raisers?
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I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
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- What about Mean Mums?
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- That's very confusing,
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"mean" as in mean or "mean" as
in cool?
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- Or mean as in the mathematical
expression of average.
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- Yeah, right I guess I was
sort of meaning as in like cool,
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but yeah it is quite a confusing
name.
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- Oh, The Junior Fundraising
Committee?
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- Great offer there,
Heather, little too long,
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what about the JFC?
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Hine! You down with JFC?
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- Yeah, you know me.
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- Who down with JFC?
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- The Fun Raisers it is.
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[clears throat]
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- Okay.
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- Hey Hine, how's that wine
taste?
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- Like my husband's doing
sports drop-offs in the morning.
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[laughing]
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- We should steal Kate
from "Suffragette City".
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She's a lecturer at the
university plus she wears
glasses.
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- Guys, don't worry, I'm good at
quizzes.
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- I'll offer her bottomless
wine.
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- Whatever it takes.
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We're desperate.
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- Come on I don't screw up
everything that I touch.
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- I think she'll cover all our
weak spots.
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[dramatic music continues]
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- And a hush filled the room.
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- [All] Hush.
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- Just a reminder to parents
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that the use of mobile
phones is prohibited.
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At Kate Sheppard Primary
cheating is not cool,
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it is not clever and it
will result in lines.
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But not the kind of lines
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that people got banned
for doing last year.
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[laughing]
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- Jess?
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- What? Okay, sure, sure, sure.
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[dramatic music continues]
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[clapping]
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[dramatic music continues]
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- [clears throat] Welcome
to parents quiz night.
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[cheering]
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Drinks are available,
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courtesy of the junior
fundraising committee.
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Please consume responsibly.
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- Wooo! Yeah! Quiz night!
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Wooo!
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- Ready Kate?
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[dramatic music continues]
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- First round is science.
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- Oh, I know science.
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- I know you do, love.
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- Question one:
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what metalloid element
on the periodic table
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is represented by the letter B?
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- Boron.
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- I'm not a moron.
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- No, boron.
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- Oh, yeah, boron, boron.
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Definitely boron.
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[group chattering]
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- Boron.
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[dramatic music continues]
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[sipping loudly]
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- And finally question 10:
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which New Zealand Scientist
discovered
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that atoms are not
indestructible?
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- I don't feel so
indestructible.
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- Oh, oh, oh.
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[running footsteps]
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[puking]
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- Oh!
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- In hindsight bottomless
wine may have been unwise.
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- Who would have thought?
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- And so it begins.
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[upbeat music]
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[dramatic music]
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Coming into round two we
have a tie for first place.
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We have "Suffragette City"-
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- Yes! I knew we would win.
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[mums cheering]
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- And "Who Let the Mums Out?".
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[mums cheering]
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00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,520
Second place is the teachers
team
261
00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:24,280
"Quiz it you or quiz it me?".
262
00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:27,240
[cheering and clapping]
263
00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:28,520
- I don't believe this.
264
00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:30,840
- And third equal is "The Dads
Brigade".
265
00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:33,000
- Yeah!
[cheering]
266
00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,320
- And The Fun Raisers.
267
00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:40,600
- We got eight out of
ten in the last round
268
00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:41,760
and only came third?
269
00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:43,040
- Sorry, that's my fault.
270
00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:45,040
We would have nine if I
didn't convince you guys
271
00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,560
that Manuka Honey was an
element.
272
00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:49,640
- Your argument was very
convincing.
273
00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:50,680
- Thanks.
274
00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:52,200
- I'm surprised the Dads did so
well.
275
00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:56,080
- It's cause they cheated.
276
00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:57,120
- What?!
277
00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:59,280
- That cricket bat's actually an
iPhone.
278
00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:03,200
- I do love telling on people.
279
00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:10,880
[whispering]
280
00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:19,760
- The Dads Brigade have been
disqualified
281
00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,480
for answer tampering.
282
00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:22,680
- Come on ref!
283
00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:26,720
What?!
284
00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:28,280
- How's that?
285
00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:30,000
Like cricket.
286
00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:31,040
- Good one.
287
00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:32,560
Hey, is Kate okay?
288
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:36,000
- Yeah, I think she's
just sleeping it off.
289
00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:38,920
[snoring]
290
00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:40,680
- Alright, I'm just gonna nip to
the loo.
291
00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:41,920
Are you guys gonna be okay
without me?
292
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:43,400
- Yeah, take your time.
293
00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:45,920
Hine, I've got another little
follow up surprise for you.
294
00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:50,560
- It has also come to my
attention
295
00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:52,360
that "Oh My Lorde" with an e,
296
00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:53,920
is made up entirely of nannies
297
00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:55,840
and contains no staff or
parents.
298
00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:59,120
Which is against the rules
so they are disqualified.
299
00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:02,440
- I just got engaged to a
Dad, like does that count?
300
00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:03,400
- No.
301
00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:05,360
We're just about to take a
break.
302
00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:07,760
Could those parents that
are playing spin the bottle,
303
00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:08,920
please stop.
304
00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:13,720
[upbeat music]
305
00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:20,800
- Hi Tristan's mum!
306
00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:23,520
Oh, I love the whoa...
307
00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:28,040
- Kia ora, talofa?
308
00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:29,400
Kei te pehia koe?
- Kei te pehia koe!
309
00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:31,920
I love Suzy Cato! Yas!
310
00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:32,960
- She's actually my cousin.
311
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,440
- That would explain why you're
so nice.
312
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,520
- Thank you.
313
00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:37,280
- Congratulations on coming
second.
314
00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:38,680
- Hey, don't worry,
315
00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:40,160
if "Who Let the Mums Out?"
wins I'll make sure Tristan
316
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,520
and Ryan are in the same class
again.
317
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:44,080
- Oh, you don't have to do that.
318
00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:45,560
- No, wait would be my pleasure,
please.
319
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,000
- Please don't do that.
320
00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,360
- Yes, please!
321
00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:49,400
- I don't want it!
322
00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:50,560
- I'm going to.
323
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:51,520
- Please no.
324
00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:54,520
- Yes! [laughs]
325
00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:55,400
- See you see you later.
326
00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:56,520
Time to say goodbye.
327
00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:57,320
- Okay, bye!
328
00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:59,440
[laughs]
329
00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:02,280
- Red?
330
00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:03,160
- Thanks.
331
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:07,360
- Oh, easy.
332
00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:11,400
Okay, now we really need to win
this thing
333
00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:13,720
otherwise my son is not going
to learn anything next year
334
00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:15,840
except how to make a fart
sound with his armpit.
335
00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:18,160
- Cinnamon won't learn anything
in Mr Dyer's class either.
336
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:19,880
He thinks homework should be
voluntary.
337
00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:21,880
- And it'd be nice for
us all to be together.
338
00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:22,680
- Yeah.
339
00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:23,520
- I won't cheat though.
340
00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,160
- Oh, neither.
- Neither.
341
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,680
- One water, please.
342
00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:28,320
- Wouldn't like a cheeky red?
343
00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:30,000
- Things are already getting out
of hand.
344
00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:30,960
I just had to break up a fight
345
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,680
between Steven and Valerie
Adams.
346
00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:35,080
And I need a clear head to run
the quiz.
347
00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:35,920
Oh, do you need...
348
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:36,800
- Oh, no.
349
00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:42,080
- Let's discount the wine.
350
00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:43,840
- The wine we're selling to
raise funds
351
00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:45,520
of which every cent counts?
352
00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:47,000
- It took Kate out of the
running.
353
00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,880
- Yeah, and it would definitely
slow down those lightweights
354
00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:51,480
from "Suffragette City"
and "Who Let the Mums Out?"
355
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:53,960
- Let's be part of the problem.
356
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,920
- Yes! Come on.
357
00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:00,680
Ladies and gentlemen!
358
00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:02,240
Discount wine!
359
00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:04,240
Who wants it?
[cheering]
360
00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:05,640
[rock music]
361
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:08,280
♪ Yeah
362
00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,680
♪ Just give me that
363
00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:12,480
♪ Yeah just give me that
364
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:15,760
[rock music continues]
365
00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:23,040
Hey, nice costume!
366
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:26,800
- A bottle of your cheapest
wine for the underpaid teachers
367
00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:28,560
who are winning, please.
368
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:31,520
- Well it's actually two for
the price of one at the moment,
369
00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:33,320
although I don't understand
why you wanna win.
370
00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:35,360
Isn't the prize of
choosing your kid's teacher
371
00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:36,920
kinda useless to you?
372
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,160
- It cuts both ways,
373
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,920
teachers can choose what child
to have
374
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,240
or not have in their class.
375
00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:44,600
- Oh, oh.
376
00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:47,160
- Oh, you and Hine are
alright but Cinnamon's mum,
377
00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:50,720
definitely on the naughty list.
378
00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:55,160
- Well hey, here's another
bottle, on the house.
379
00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:01,760
[doors opening]
380
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:05,800
- Who are you supposed to be?
381
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,000
- I'm famous New Zealand icon
Rita West.
382
00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:10,240
- Oh, I couldn't tell.
383
00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:15,840
- Hey, I really need to talk to
you.
384
00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:19,000
- Hey, are you the mum that
got locked in the art cupboard
385
00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:21,000
and the fire fighters had to cut
you out?
386
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:22,440
- Only for like a second.
387
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,880
- You're kind of a legend
to the mums in my team.
388
00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:27,200
What a smart way to meeting
firefighters.
389
00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:30,200
- Oh, well I'm glad my
misfortune
could be an entertainment.
390
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:33,400
- They are outrageous.
391
00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:36,880
- Can you believe
392
00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:39,800
that she thinks she's a
better Rita West than me?
393
00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:41,320
- She's so not.
394
00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:44,120
[dramatic music]
395
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,760
[snoring]
396
00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:51,680
- I'll do it myself.
397
00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:57,840
- So if we lose, either Ryan
gets stuck with fart boy,
398
00:16:57,880 --> 00:17:00,440
or I get unfairly penalised
for caring too deeply
399
00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:01,600
about my daughter's education?
400
00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:03,040
- That's about it.
401
00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:05,240
- We need to get every answer
right in the final round.
402
00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:10,880
- Looks like "Suffragette City"
are out.
403
00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:11,760
- Wake up!
404
00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:13,760
It's embarrassing.
405
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,160
- So it's just us,
406
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:18,720
"Who Let the Mums Out?"
and the teachers left.
407
00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:20,880
We've got a shot.
408
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:21,760
- Okay.
409
00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:24,360
- Tahi, rua?
410
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,800
- [All] Toru, wha. Tory, wha.
411
00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:32,440
- The final round will be...
412
00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:33,440
- Come on Movies and TV.
413
00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:35,200
Come on Movies and TV.
414
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:39,960
- Kate Sheppard Primary trivia.
415
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:43,120
- Bring it on.
416
00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:44,840
- That is not what I wanted to
hear.
417
00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:48,640
[upbeat music]
418
00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,800
- So Kate Sheppard Primary
trivia, we can do that?
419
00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:58,040
- What, better than the teachers
420
00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:00,920
or those old mums from
"Who Let the Mums Out?"?
421
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,120
- Well, there are only three
teams left
422
00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:06,000
so let's do best of three
and wrap this booze fest up.
423
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:09,120
Also, if anyone has lost a
Pavlova,
424
00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:10,760
she's passed out in the toilets.
425
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,880
Question one:
426
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,440
what flower does Kate Sheppard
427
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:18,160
share the ten dollar bill with?
428
00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:21,680
- Camellia.
429
00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:23,720
- Teachers never have cash.
430
00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:26,240
[tense music]
431
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,280
- Question two:
432
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:39,040
before the fire, which was
definitely an accident,
433
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,920
how many classrooms did we have?
434
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,720
- Too easy.
435
00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:46,040
- How did you know that?
436
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:47,400
- I knew that, too.
437
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:49,800
- Oh.
438
00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:54,720
- And lastly,
439
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:59,000
what year did Kate Sheppard
Primary finally allow girls
440
00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:00,080
to learn maths?
441
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:01,920
- What?
442
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:02,800
- 1921?
443
00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:06,520
- How am I supposed to know
that?
444
00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:07,800
I wasn't there.
445
00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:14,280
- I know this one.
446
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,840
- I'm not being mean,
447
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:17,360
but we don't have time to
indulge your fantasies right
now.
448
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:20,240
- No, remember when I locked
myself in the art cupboard?
449
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:22,280
- It was in my top ten Jess
mess-ups.
450
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:23,600
- It's one of my top three.
451
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,200
- Okay, while I was waiting
for the fire department
452
00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:26,040
to cut me out,
453
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:27,040
I only had one thing to read
454
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:28,960
which was an old school
newsletter,
455
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,480
funnily enough, about girls and
maths.
456
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:39,320
Finally one of my Jess-ups saved
the day.
457
00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:41,080
- I quite liked it when you
got stuck in that jumper
458
00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:42,720
for five minutes, too. [laughs]
459
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:45,160
- Oh yeah, that was a good one.
[laughs]
460
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:48,800
[dramatic music continues]
461
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,280
- And the winners are ,
462
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:06,880
The Fun Raisers.
463
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:10,800
[cheering and laughing]
464
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:12,280
- [Heather] Oh, thank god.
465
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:13,640
Yes!
- [Jess] Yes!
466
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:16,760
[cheering and laughing]
467
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,800
[sighs]
468
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:22,320
[upbeat music]
469
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,080
[laughing]
470
00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:37,960
- So who are you gonna choose
471
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,440
for Ryan's teacher next year?
472
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,040
- Who do you recommend?
473
00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:44,320
- No one's ever asked me that.
474
00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:46,120
[laughing]
475
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:47,960
I'll let you in on a little
secret,
476
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,320
most kids are fine with most
teachers.
477
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:52,840
- I dare you to tell Heather
that.
478
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:55,960
- Maybe later.
479
00:20:56,000 --> 00:21:00,160
[upbeat music continues]
480
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:03,800
- Well, I guess I just want
Ryan with Braxton and Cinnamon.
481
00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:05,120
- Consider it done.
482
00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:06,440
- And not in Tristan's class.
483
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:08,840
- The phantom farter?
[laughing]
484
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:09,720
You got it.
485
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:18,000
- So, you know, I knew
the winning answer, right?
486
00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:19,680
- Really?
487
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,640
- Oh, you probably don't
remember.
488
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:23,760
I just thought I'd told you
489
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,800
what I was reading for those
three hours
490
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:28,280
when I was relaxing in the art
cupboard.
491
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:32,800
- I remembered.
492
00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:35,720
♪ Go on and on
493
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:39,280
♪ You set my heart on
fire than a fire wax ♪
494
00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:43,160
♪ I can feel congratulation
495
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:46,800
♪ With your fate falling
down from the universe ♪
496
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:50,680
♪ Like it's a celebration
497
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:53,960
♪ You make me feel like
I got a big surprise ♪
498
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:57,480
♪ On my favourite occasion
499
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:01,120
[upbeat music]
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