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Need a hand?
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Nah
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Mom?
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She's not home
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Mom?
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Yap, it's clear
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Happy Birthday
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to you
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Happy Birthday
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to my baby
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Happy Birthday
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to you
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Happy Birthday
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No...
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Don't
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I'm gonna go if you don't stop
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Then help me
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What?
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Why that smirk?
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It's all wrinkly
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Oh man
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That's how it is
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C'mon
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No big deal
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STOP
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C'mon
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I'm really gonna leave if you don't stop
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Oh c'mon
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You don't listen, do you
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Isn't it my "Happy Birthday"?
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I'm sorry, babe
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Why you boys all gotta be like this
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Happy Birthday
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Hey, Jiao-Jiao
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Hey, Jiao-Jiao
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Chen ZuLie
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Chen ZuLie
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Both of you
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Report to the principal's office later
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You peeping tom!
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You smack my head?
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Stop messing around
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Give me give me
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You want it?
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-Hmm -Of course I could give this to you
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but what am I getting in return?
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I'll give you whatever you want
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I’ll give you this first then
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Hey, is she doing the thing for you?
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Fuck off, dude
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Nah
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We haven't, yet
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You guys haven't sealed the deal?
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Oh my poor little bro
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You have to choose a Christian
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Hmm nah...
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I can help you
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put a couple of shots in her
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They say
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Girls with black bras are sluttier
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Girls with black bras are sluttier
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What the heck is inside your brain, man
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You better keep your mouth shut when she comes over later
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That's that!
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I'm bored
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What are you guys doing later?
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What's the plan?
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Cyber café?
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MTV?
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Nah
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How about... some Haagen-Dazs
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Go for Haagen-Dazs?
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Ya
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Let's go get some ice-cream, yes?
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Ice-cream~
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Cool, let's go, and we go get some Haagen-Dazs
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Earlier in class
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I understood nothing
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Absolutely nothing
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Can you please teach me math?
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But I got dinner plans with my parents
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Holy, I just snapped a picture of a big fat ass
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Shit
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Freaked the shit outta me, too
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Bullshit, this is...
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Wait up...
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This looks the same as yours...
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It's just my forearm, woooh
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Stop bullshitting around, man
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I had you!
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-Did I? -It's so fake!
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I had you!
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Absolutely not!
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I had you!
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There's no way you snapped that on the street...
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It's MY ass!!
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This is the bike station
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... this is Mr. Handsome Chen ZuLie
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... and this is Big D
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Big D is ALWAYS taking so long
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because he's always spanking the monkey...
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so he's slow in real life...
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-Dude, fuck off. -...lost all his finger strength...
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Stop spreading rumors on the internet, man
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So you don't?
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Oh just stfu, please. monkey spanker, monkey spanker
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Dumbass
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Please stop bullshitting
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You hear his shit?
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Here, take this
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Officer Wei
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please don't gimme the ticket
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What did you call me?
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I meant sir officer
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Please don't write me a ticket
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You know I have to...
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You're on the spot!'
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Everyone else cleared the street but you...
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Can't you just take a few things and let...
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Don't do that, don't do it
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Please
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that ticket's gonna take my day's earning
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I gotta write one ticket for today, too
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Please don't write me the ticket
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Please just let me write you one ticket
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Okay
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I got evaluations
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So where are you going tomorrow?
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Tomorrow...?
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You're so bad...
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Here
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It's great
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And you're watching the latest Susie Blue
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...nose ring
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...western eyebrows
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It's tight!
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Black is
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Black
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And you're gonna have to find a boyfriend...
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to lick off the black ink on your teeth
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It's the half-half show
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See that?
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Oh this side is off-limits
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and this is what we all want
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Isn't it?
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To be girls filled with all this confidence
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Oh for real?
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Where?
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Yah I see
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That'll be all mom
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I'm gonna hang up
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Thanks mom
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Shit, Chen Zulie, what the hell you doing?
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Fuck
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you...
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That's my freakin jersey
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My mom bought me that jersey
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You...
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Stop doing that to the thing!
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Oh my freaking jersey!!
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Dude man, you fucking idiot!
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Did you just fucking cum on my jersey?
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You motherfucker
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What the hell are you doing, man
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You want your jersey back?
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Give it
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-Give it? -You give it back right now!
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Susie Blue signing off, see you tomorrow~
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Bye bye
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Just amazing
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I would bang her, no questions asked
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You would?
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I would
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You really could?
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Can't you see this sturdy hardwood?
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I just came but I can still Bang Bang
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How about this one?
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Oh man
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She's got big tits
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The tits are big, but...
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She's way too old
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Well, this one's not old
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Man she looks so pretentious
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Goddamn
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Why you being so high maintenance？
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You listen to me now
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My grandfather...
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My grandfather, you know...
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He's a famous Chinese doctor
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He says
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If a boy, by the age of 18...
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doesn't release the man essence
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he's gonna have a problem with his D
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It's won't be a baseball bat
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just a soft noodle
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That's all
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You bullshitting me?
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I kid you not!
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My grandpa told me
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It's gotta be on your birthday
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You can wait
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but your man essence can't
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So, it has to be the day?
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What else?
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You wanna be like this?
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You want this? Or this?
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I want...
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THIS
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Ok yeah
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I get you, bro
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I'm gonna find you a great birthday present
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Say hello
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Who has better nipples?
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-What do you guys think? -Stop filming my nipples!
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My brother here,
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and he even comes with a factory seal
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Quit filming, man
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Ladies and gentlemen, The Virgin
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Any ladies out there interested in turning him into a man?
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I'm not a virgin, okay?
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I have a girlfriend
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You're not a virgin
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Yep
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Stop lying, bro
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Be careful!
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-Get ready to turn into a man! - Turn it off Chen ZuLie
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Open it!
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Hi Lishu
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No way I could forget about you ZhiTeng
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of course I remember
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Stop messing, man
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Hello sister Wonderland
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Are you older than us?
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Lemme see
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Oh for real
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Lemme see man
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Let me tell you
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There's only one
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Virgin
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But two studs
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C'mon lemme check it out
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Let me check it out first
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Virgin dick of his
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UH!
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Growing like a fire
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-AH! -Moron
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Are you sure about this?
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You'll do this for him?
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Hey girl
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I added you sister
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Bye bye
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Got a message
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Really?
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Yah
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Who is it?
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Wonderland
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Open the message
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Wonderland
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Is it that beautiful sister earlier?
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I think so
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Hurry up, man
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What's the hurry
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Let's check it out
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Check it out...
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Damn
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Shiiiit
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Even I'm turned on now
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This will do?
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It still feels a bit weird for me...
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IT FEELS A BIT WEIRD?
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Naw man
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Aren't you afraid of a honey trap?
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Dude, you ever got tricked hanging with me?
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The first should be saved for that special someone
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Oh your special someone
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Yah
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This?
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Fuck
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You are so freakin sick
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Who left this behind last night?
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Who was riding with me last night?
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You pervert
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Is that gonna help you?
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My little Big D
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Man
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Your bro doesn't have your back
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C'mon man
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He's not gonna cover for you
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and your man essence is getting ruined
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and won't be a baseball bat
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Like this cigarette
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you're gonna be a soft noodle
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and then...
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Dude, you're an idiot
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Damn I broke the cig
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(You two little virgin are so cute)
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(Can't wait to meet you both)
298
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:54,320
Booty is called
299
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:55,280
Oh yeah
300
00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:56,280
You ass
301
00:15:56,610 --> 00:15:59,200
My bro's gonna lose his virginity tonight
302
00:16:00,530 --> 00:16:01,950
Baseball bat
303
00:16:01,950 --> 00:16:03,490
You really sent the message?
304
00:16:03,490 --> 00:16:04,780
This will be your future
305
00:16:04,780 --> 00:16:06,400
Baseball bat
306
00:16:08,070 --> 00:16:09,150
Virgin no more
307
00:16:11,450 --> 00:16:12,950
Miss pretty
308
00:16:19,950 --> 00:16:20,950
Stop it
309
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:21,780
You idiot
310
00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:23,150
Hard D over here
311
00:16:23,490 --> 00:16:24,780
Hard D over here
312
00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:27,900
Hard D over here
313
00:16:35,650 --> 00:16:36,860
C Cup
314
00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:38,990
D Cup
315
00:16:38,990 --> 00:16:39,650
C Cup
316
00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:40,450
Z Cup
317
00:16:40,450 --> 00:16:41,740
E Cup
318
00:16:41,740 --> 00:16:42,530
Z Cup
319
00:16:47,610 --> 00:16:49,030
Be right back
320
00:17:53,570 --> 00:17:55,450
What are you doing in our room?
321
00:18:02,570 --> 00:18:04,610
What you mean by "your room"?
322
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:07,450
This is my dad's room
323
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:10,570
We're all adults here
324
00:18:10,570 --> 00:18:12,700
Respect our privacy, yes?
325
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,860
Aren't you afraid that this could be a trap?
326
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:44,200
A trap for what?
327
00:18:45,110 --> 00:18:46,200
Honey trap
328
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,950
You think they're gonna trap you Big D?
329
00:18:48,990 --> 00:18:50,740
I'm worried about catching a disease
330
00:18:50,740 --> 00:18:52,740
Not when you got the safety gloves
331
00:18:55,570 --> 00:18:56,700
Welcome...
332
00:18:57,610 --> 00:18:59,200
Our room is Luxury Pleasure 222
333
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:00,150
Mr. Yang
334
00:19:01,610 --> 00:19:02,450
Identification?
335
00:19:02,450 --> 00:19:02,950
ID
336
00:19:02,950 --> 00:19:03,700
Mine?
337
00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:04,570
Yours!
338
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:12,820
Handsome man
339
00:19:22,110 --> 00:19:24,490
Remember to check out before 11:30 AM
340
00:19:24,490 --> 00:19:26,240
but if you need more time
341
00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:27,860
we charge by the hours
342
00:19:28,650 --> 00:19:29,610
Thanks
343
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:36,240
Oh damn!
344
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:37,950
-Why did you give out my ID? -Goddamn boy!
345
00:19:37,950 --> 00:19:38,860
Why are we using my ID?
346
00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:39,740
Goddamn boy!
347
00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:40,610
There's a birthday discount
348
00:19:40,610 --> 00:19:41,450
Really?
349
00:19:41,450 --> 00:19:41,950
Yeah
350
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,490
You mix this in the red wine
351
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:01,900
and this will get your D hard up
352
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:02,950
This is for entry
353
00:20:03,530 --> 00:20:05,030
Is this flour?
354
00:20:06,110 --> 00:20:07,570
Does flour do this?
355
00:20:08,030 --> 00:20:09,200
Can it do this?
356
00:20:11,860 --> 00:20:14,400
Can flour make you do this?
357
00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:15,990
and make you...
358
00:20:15,990 --> 00:20:17,990
Feel this?
359
00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:23,570
Feel all this awesomeness?
360
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:26,490
Feel all this awesomeness?
361
00:20:46,450 --> 00:20:47,740
Hmm...
362
00:20:49,860 --> 00:20:51,070
Hey miss XiShi
363
00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:53,820
You haven't paid up your area cleaning fee
364
00:20:56,700 --> 00:20:58,650
You're gonna pay by the QR code?
365
00:20:58,950 --> 00:21:00,150
or by cash?
366
00:21:00,150 --> 00:21:01,740
and of course...
367
00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:03,320
we accept credit cards, too
368
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:03,780
hey mister
369
00:21:03,780 --> 00:21:05,400
I've already made a deal with Brother Qiu
370
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:08,030
if I'm not in the inner area, I don't needa pay!
371
00:21:08,030 --> 00:21:09,360
You got a problem with us?
372
00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:10,900
I've never heard of this area to be tax-free
373
00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:11,570
Fat ass
374
00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:13,360
and Brother Qiu is on the run now
375
00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:14,610
so, you ain't covered by no rules now
376
00:21:14,610 --> 00:21:15,070
Fuck off
377
00:21:15,070 --> 00:21:16,200
You better watch your mouth
378
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:17,400
Fuck your mother fucking ass
379
00:21:17,490 --> 00:21:18,700
Fuck off
380
00:21:25,030 --> 00:21:27,490
This lady's got some fight in her
381
00:21:28,450 --> 00:21:28,900
Let's go
382
00:21:28,900 --> 00:21:30,280
Oh I can tell just by your looks
383
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:31,200
You're a virgin, huh?
384
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:31,780
Fuck off
385
00:21:33,070 --> 00:21:33,740
Fuck off
386
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:36,400
What you looking at?
387
00:21:36,820 --> 00:21:37,820
Get lost
388
00:22:08,610 --> 00:22:09,450
Hey virgin
389
00:22:09,450 --> 00:22:10,280
What?
390
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:12,530
Answer the door
391
00:22:12,530 --> 00:22:14,780
Answer it, GO
392
00:22:24,490 --> 00:22:27,450
Happy birthday
393
00:22:27,450 --> 00:22:28,450
to you
394
00:22:28,450 --> 00:22:29,860
Happy birthday
395
00:22:32,030 --> 00:22:32,950
I wanna do
396
00:22:32,950 --> 00:22:33,990
this
397
00:22:33,990 --> 00:22:34,780
OK yeah
398
00:22:34,780 --> 00:22:36,610
I get you, bro
399
00:22:37,530 --> 00:22:39,030
This will be your future
400
00:22:39,030 --> 00:22:40,610
Baseball bat
401
00:23:06,740 --> 00:23:08,070
I calculated the dates
402
00:23:08,570 --> 00:23:10,150
It's a full moon today
403
00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:13,650
perfect for an intimacy exchange
404
00:23:16,490 --> 00:23:17,240
Hello
405
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:17,740
How are you?
406
00:23:17,740 --> 00:23:19,200
Can I ask your name?
407
00:23:20,110 --> 00:23:22,570
I'm just a pebble in this vast universe
408
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:25,110
Names are so meaningless
409
00:23:26,070 --> 00:23:27,740
I just want to know
410
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:29,950
who I'm giving my first time to
411
00:23:36,570 --> 00:23:37,700
I'm from the House of Wonderland
412
00:23:37,700 --> 00:23:39,650
I'm from the House of Wonder Land
413
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:42,320
I'm the CEO, Wonderland
414
00:23:42,900 --> 00:23:44,070
Land
415
00:23:44,070 --> 00:23:45,990
as in Wonderland
416
00:23:49,570 --> 00:23:51,150
Also as in just... land
417
00:24:01,700 --> 00:24:03,070
Put down your things
418
00:24:17,820 --> 00:24:19,780
This is a special service for virgin
419
00:24:20,900 --> 00:24:22,570
I'm gonna show you a good time
420
00:24:22,610 --> 00:24:24,820
Thai Spa
421
00:24:24,950 --> 00:24:26,030
It's okay
422
00:24:26,030 --> 00:24:26,860
It's really okay
423
00:24:26,860 --> 00:24:27,700
You don't have to
424
00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:28,650
This is Taiwan
425
00:24:29,150 --> 00:24:30,740
I'll shower myself
426
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:33,610
You really don't want it? It's free of charge
427
00:24:33,610 --> 00:24:34,700
It's okay
428
00:24:34,900 --> 00:24:35,860
Really
429
00:24:37,110 --> 00:24:38,280
I'll be fast
430
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:40,780
remember to wash it clean
431
00:24:40,780 --> 00:24:41,400
Okay
432
00:24:42,950 --> 00:24:44,070
and don't be spanking no monkey
433
00:24:44,070 --> 00:24:45,400
No, I won't
434
00:25:58,990 --> 00:26:00,490
You like this?
435
00:26:00,490 --> 00:26:02,280
I chose this dress
436
00:26:03,570 --> 00:26:04,650
It's pretty
437
00:26:10,110 --> 00:26:11,490
Take off the robe
438
00:26:13,990 --> 00:26:15,070
Underwear too
439
00:26:17,700 --> 00:26:19,110
You want to play?
440
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:22,820
I like to play, too
441
00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:14,490
Sorry
442
00:27:14,490 --> 00:27:15,240
I...
443
00:27:15,900 --> 00:27:17,860
I'm normally not like this
444
00:27:18,490 --> 00:27:20,030
Now that's some Big D
445
00:27:20,860 --> 00:27:22,570
it's all in the mouth
446
00:27:25,610 --> 00:27:27,400
it's alright
447
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:29,320
Consider this a trial
448
00:27:29,530 --> 00:27:31,320
I'm gonna give you another try
449
00:27:42,740 --> 00:27:46,030
I promised you the deepest blue of the ocean
450
00:27:47,950 --> 00:27:51,900
so I WILL take you there
451
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:53,400
Lady
452
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:54,400
Lady
453
00:28:58,700 --> 00:28:59,700
Lady
454
00:29:00,780 --> 00:29:01,780
Lady
455
00:29:04,570 --> 00:29:05,530
Lady
456
00:29:05,530 --> 00:29:05,860
Lady
457
00:29:05,860 --> 00:29:07,030
Chen ZuLie
458
00:29:07,030 --> 00:29:09,030
Fuck! Why did you call me by my real name?
459
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:11,320
Look!!
460
00:29:12,110 --> 00:29:13,320
Lady!!
461
00:29:13,860 --> 00:29:14,650
LADY!!
462
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:18,700
FUCK!! Is your cum poisonous?
463
00:29:20,740 --> 00:29:21,490
LADY!!
464
00:29:21,860 --> 00:29:24,070
Siri, how do you cure an OD?
465
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:26,820
FUCK!!
466
00:29:49,030 --> 00:29:49,490
Hello?
467
00:29:49,490 --> 00:29:51,110
We need an ambulance
468
00:29:52,070 --> 00:29:52,610
Yes
469
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:55,860
What the hell?
470
00:29:55,860 --> 00:29:56,820
What the hell, man?
471
00:29:56,820 --> 00:29:58,240
I'm calling an ambulance
472
00:30:01,860 --> 00:30:03,360
Call an ambulance!!
473
00:30:09,030 --> 00:30:10,490
Did he hear what you say?
474
00:30:10,490 --> 00:30:11,530
I don't know
475
00:30:12,450 --> 00:30:14,150
We have to call an ambulance
476
00:30:14,150 --> 00:30:14,610
Is she dead, man?
477
00:30:14,610 --> 00:30:15,820
I brought the drugs, dude
478
00:30:15,820 --> 00:30:17,280
We just did drugs
479
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:19,110
No
480
00:30:19,570 --> 00:30:20,450
What's that?
481
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:22,240
Did you just cum?
482
00:30:22,780 --> 00:30:24,110
Your cum is on her
483
00:30:26,530 --> 00:30:28,200
Just wipe it all clean
484
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,320
Clean it up and let's get outta here
485
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:31,530
Get everything and get the fuck out!!
486
00:30:31,530 --> 00:30:32,320
Hurry up
487
00:30:32,860 --> 00:30:33,530
Wait wait wait
488
00:30:33,530 --> 00:30:34,530
No. Thats not right.
489
00:30:34,530 --> 00:30:35,950
What? No. Thats not right.
490
00:30:35,950 --> 00:30:38,530
There are security cameras in the motel
491
00:30:38,530 --> 00:30:39,490
They've got us on camera
492
00:30:41,490 --> 00:30:42,900
And that guy saw our faces
493
00:30:42,900 --> 00:30:43,950
And there's your...
494
00:30:43,950 --> 00:30:46,280
your ID is used for registration
495
00:30:48,150 --> 00:30:50,450
Just say she brought the drugs
496
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:54,110
No one is gonna believe that we are innocent
497
00:31:12,450 --> 00:31:14,650
Lady, we're gonna pick up your phone
498
00:31:15,950 --> 00:31:18,900
(Mommy)
499
00:31:25,030 --> 00:31:26,650
She's got kids
500
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:33,990
That was her kid?
501
00:31:47,610 --> 00:31:48,700
Mr. Yang
502
00:31:48,700 --> 00:31:50,200
Mind if I come in?
503
00:31:53,860 --> 00:31:55,820
Why are you inside my room?
504
00:31:55,820 --> 00:31:56,240
Sorry about this
505
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:59,360
The front desk received a call from your room
506
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:01,950
asking for an ambulance
507
00:32:02,490 --> 00:32:04,200
Anybody hurt?
508
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:06,780
I cut my arm earlier
509
00:32:06,780 --> 00:32:07,820
and my friend called
510
00:32:07,820 --> 00:32:08,860
but I'm actually okay
511
00:32:08,990 --> 00:32:09,570
Well...
512
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:10,780
I'm fine
513
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:12,820
Well as long as you're okay
514
00:32:12,820 --> 00:32:14,400
But since I'm already here
515
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:17,110
mind if I come fix the intercom?
516
00:32:17,700 --> 00:32:18,570
No need
517
00:32:19,860 --> 00:32:21,780
Because... because...
518
00:32:21,780 --> 00:32:23,360
because my friend he's...
519
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:24,530
he's naked!
520
00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:27,030
so it's not really ideal now
521
00:32:28,990 --> 00:32:30,780
Speaking of the naked boy
522
00:32:31,740 --> 00:32:32,990
Ooh that's, then...
523
00:32:32,990 --> 00:32:33,700
You can check a bit I guess...
524
00:32:33,700 --> 00:32:34,950
It's okay
525
00:32:34,950 --> 00:32:35,780
It's okay
526
00:32:35,780 --> 00:32:37,070
Please enjoy your stay
527
00:32:37,070 --> 00:32:40,610
but please don't prank call us again, okay?
528
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:45,860
Oh wow, is he shit-talking now?
529
00:32:58,740 --> 00:33:00,530
Is he gonna call the cops?
530
00:33:09,450 --> 00:33:10,400
He won't do that
531
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:12,150
What if the cops...?
532
00:33:12,150 --> 00:33:13,030
He doesn't know
533
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:14,360
he knows nothing
534
00:33:15,990 --> 00:33:16,900
Go clean up your stuff first
535
00:33:16,900 --> 00:33:17,820
I'm gonna get us outta this
536
00:33:18,780 --> 00:33:19,530
OK?
537
00:33:19,860 --> 00:33:21,150
C'mon
538
00:33:21,820 --> 00:33:23,030
Now...
539
00:33:23,030 --> 00:33:24,570
I'll clean up the stuff
540
00:33:24,860 --> 00:33:25,990
and...
541
00:33:27,070 --> 00:33:30,110
and I'll figure it out
542
00:33:30,780 --> 00:33:31,570
just wait
543
00:33:42,650 --> 00:33:43,740
I really...
544
00:33:43,740 --> 00:33:45,490
really really want to...
545
00:33:45,490 --> 00:33:47,700
go on an island tour~!
546
00:33:47,700 --> 00:33:50,070
Yeah, let's go on an island tour
547
00:33:50,070 --> 00:33:52,240
but we're missing something...
548
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:53,530
We don't have a ride
549
00:33:53,530 --> 00:33:54,280
We got no ride
550
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:55,490
so...
551
00:33:55,490 --> 00:33:57,110
is there any pretty lady
552
00:33:57,110 --> 00:33:59,280
that wants to go with two goo looking studs-...
553
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:01,700
on to a passionate island tour together?
554
00:34:01,700 --> 00:34:02,530
An island tour
555
00:34:02,530 --> 00:34:04,450
If your ride is those...
556
00:34:05,700 --> 00:34:06,650
bigger car...
557
00:34:06,650 --> 00:34:07,450
A van
558
00:34:07,450 --> 00:34:08,530
A van… yeah
559
00:34:08,530 --> 00:34:11,650
Then we could all rest in the back
560
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:13,570
Drink some wine
561
00:34:13,570 --> 00:34:14,150
play some cards
562
00:34:14,150 --> 00:34:15,699
Cards sound awesome
563
00:34:15,699 --> 00:34:16,610
Sing and drink
564
00:34:16,610 --> 00:34:18,900
Singing would be awesome
565
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:20,150
What do you say?
566
00:34:20,150 --> 00:34:21,239
Girls
567
00:34:22,070 --> 00:34:23,820
Upload a picture of
568
00:34:23,820 --> 00:34:25,570
your beautiful car
569
00:34:25,570 --> 00:34:27,739
and a beautiful picture of yourself
570
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:46,739
I have made my request clear, have I?
571
00:34:47,610 --> 00:34:48,320
What the hell are all these?
572
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:49,320
I made the request clear, didn't I?
573
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:50,150
is my Mandarin bad or something?
574
00:34:50,199 --> 00:34:51,699
Why the hell are these all motor bikes?
575
00:34:53,489 --> 00:34:54,449
Wait a minute
576
00:34:55,650 --> 00:34:56,199
This
577
00:34:56,820 --> 00:34:57,610
Yes yes yes
578
00:34:57,610 --> 00:34:58,650
This is the...
579
00:34:58,650 --> 00:34:59,820
the afternoon one...
580
00:34:59,820 --> 00:35:01,400
Fat girl~
581
00:35:01,570 --> 00:35:03,070
Her ride seems to be big
582
00:35:03,570 --> 00:35:05,820
and she seems to be a bit dumb
583
00:35:05,820 --> 00:35:07,320
She's one of my biggest fans
584
00:35:21,110 --> 00:35:23,030
Motel?
585
00:35:57,860 --> 00:35:59,240
Hi
586
00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:01,200
Oh, it's Big D in the flesh~
587
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:01,990
Hello?
588
00:36:03,110 --> 00:36:03,820
Hi
589
00:36:03,820 --> 00:36:04,650
Let's go
590
00:36:04,650 --> 00:36:06,780
So where's the man of the wind?
591
00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:08,240
He's inside
592
00:36:08,650 --> 00:36:09,360
Okay
593
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,150
This place is wonderful
594
00:36:13,700 --> 00:36:14,490
Beautiful, isn't it?
595
00:36:15,450 --> 00:36:17,610
There's some weird bird cages
596
00:36:20,650 --> 00:36:21,780
He's right inside
597
00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:22,320
Oh
598
00:36:25,530 --> 00:36:26,740
Hi
599
00:36:31,740 --> 00:36:32,740
Are you okay?
600
00:36:35,490 --> 00:36:36,280
This is for you
601
00:36:36,650 --> 00:36:37,490
Another bottle
602
00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:38,990
Thanks
603
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:57,320
I got no fucking clue how to tell her
604
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,530
What are you two doing?
605
00:37:20,150 --> 00:37:21,700
He's crying...
606
00:37:31,700 --> 00:37:32,900
What's wrong
607
00:37:38,450 --> 00:37:39,820
What's going on?
608
00:37:40,110 --> 00:37:41,650
What is that...?
609
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:44,030
Miss
610
00:37:44,740 --> 00:37:46,570
-Your name is XiShi? -Yes
611
00:37:47,610 --> 00:37:49,490
What do you think about this?
612
00:37:50,820 --> 00:37:51,950
Is she alright?
613
00:37:54,070 --> 00:37:55,900
This is a very simple prank
614
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:58,950
We have a dead person right here...
615
00:37:58,950 --> 00:38:00,530
and we want to see your reaction
616
00:38:01,450 --> 00:38:02,610
I knew it!
617
00:38:02,610 --> 00:38:04,650
You devil
618
00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:06,740
Go ahead and touch her chest
619
00:38:11,070 --> 00:38:12,490
There's no heartbeat
620
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:19,360
Why?
621
00:38:20,450 --> 00:38:23,240
I wanted to help my brother lose his virginity
622
00:38:24,610 --> 00:38:26,780
and I brought some drugs with me
623
00:38:27,950 --> 00:38:29,450
and this lady snorted them...
624
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:33,030
She even has a son
625
00:38:35,610 --> 00:38:37,400
If the lady dies
626
00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:41,320
then I've ruined two lives
627
00:38:43,070 --> 00:38:43,990
Wait a second
628
00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:47,570
So why did you guys call me over?
629
00:38:49,610 --> 00:38:51,780
What kind of game is this?
630
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:54,320
I don't want to go to jail
631
00:38:55,110 --> 00:38:56,780
You won't go to jail
632
00:38:56,780 --> 00:38:58,490
I'm the one who's going to jail
633
00:38:58,490 --> 00:38:59,610
I don't want to go to jail
634
00:38:59,610 --> 00:39:01,530
This is the solution that I got
635
00:39:01,530 --> 00:39:03,320
I'll do the time alone
636
00:39:04,030 --> 00:39:05,070
Hey I'm sorry
637
00:39:05,070 --> 00:39:07,650
I was trying to cook up a plan
638
00:39:07,650 --> 00:39:10,400
and I was trying to dump the body
639
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:11,900
that's where you come in
640
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:14,490
Get outta here
641
00:39:14,780 --> 00:39:16,990
If the police come, they're gonna question you
642
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:22,950
You want me to dump the corpse for you right?
643
00:39:25,700 --> 00:39:27,950
I'm gonna call the police now
644
00:39:27,950 --> 00:39:30,950
I'm going to jail
645
00:39:33,700 --> 00:39:34,950
I don't want to go to jail
646
00:39:36,110 --> 00:39:36,950
Fine
647
00:39:43,900 --> 00:39:45,200
I don't want to go to jail
648
00:39:54,950 --> 00:39:55,820
Okay
649
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:57,740
What's the location you got planned?
650
00:39:57,740 --> 00:39:59,360
I don't want to go to jail
651
00:40:08,900 --> 00:40:09,860
Really?
652
00:40:10,110 --> 00:40:11,240
Let's go
653
00:40:13,700 --> 00:40:15,400
You're going to help us get rid of the body?
654
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:18,030
Move her yourself
655
00:40:19,740 --> 00:40:20,700
Don't move. Don't be scared
656
00:40:20,700 --> 00:40:21,280
Don't rush
657
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:22,150
Hurry, get going
658
00:40:22,150 --> 00:40:23,280
Hurry
659
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:23,860
Keep it low
660
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:10,700
Sista
661
00:41:11,950 --> 00:41:13,240
Sista Big Tits
662
00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:15,150
Lady
663
00:41:17,450 --> 00:41:18,400
Watch your manners
664
00:41:20,740 --> 00:41:21,280
Get moving
665
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:22,450
Follow me sis
666
00:41:24,570 --> 00:41:25,030
Damn
667
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:27,320
Goddamn Chen ZuLie
668
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:28,070
Red light!
669
00:41:28,070 --> 00:41:29,150
You're gonna die!!
670
00:41:35,570 --> 00:41:37,200
Ghost Rida!!
671
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:12,150
Big D
672
00:42:12,700 --> 00:42:14,990
Can you warn me before you rip a fart?
673
00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:16,530
It stinks
674
00:42:16,950 --> 00:42:18,360
It does stink, I smell it, too
675
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:19,700
Warning before you rip, please?
676
00:42:19,700 --> 00:42:21,030
I didn't fart, man
677
00:42:21,030 --> 00:42:21,950
It wasn't me
678
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:25,820
It stinks, where's that smell coming from?
679
00:42:36,700 --> 00:42:38,280
Could it be her?
680
00:42:59,650 --> 00:43:00,740
It stinks, man
681
00:43:00,740 --> 00:43:01,900
Lemme spray some on you
682
00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:02,860
Look over here
683
00:43:03,900 --> 00:43:04,570
Hey boss
684
00:43:05,570 --> 00:43:06,490
Boss
685
00:43:07,450 --> 00:43:08,610
BOSS
686
00:43:08,860 --> 00:43:09,820
WHAT!
687
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,200
Do you have any incense?
688
00:43:12,860 --> 00:43:13,990
They're sold out!
689
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:18,070
Fuck, he didn't even check
690
00:43:37,860 --> 00:43:40,280
Want some snacks? I'll get it.
691
00:43:40,650 --> 00:43:42,240
Anything. Up to you.
692
00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:43,200
Chen ZuLie
693
00:43:46,570 --> 00:43:48,110
The store that's selling ZongZi
694
00:43:48,110 --> 00:43:49,740
They got a new girl. Not bad at all
695
00:43:49,860 --> 00:43:50,900
Really?
696
00:43:50,900 --> 00:43:51,900
Seriously
697
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:55,740
Do you need a bag?
698
00:44:05,700 --> 00:44:07,070
There's been a lot of brats lately
699
00:44:07,070 --> 00:44:08,700
They ride their motorcycle ruthlessly
700
00:44:09,700 --> 00:44:11,320
and they always knee their turns
701
00:44:11,610 --> 00:44:13,320
dreaming that they're in MOTO GP
702
00:44:13,450 --> 00:44:14,530
Thinking they're immortal
703
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:16,650
That's because they've never wrecked
704
00:44:16,650 --> 00:44:18,240
Wreck once, they'll be scared
705
00:44:19,860 --> 00:44:21,490
Hey man, there's a car parked over there
706
00:44:21,490 --> 00:44:22,700
There's something on the license plate
707
00:44:22,700 --> 00:44:23,900
Go check it out
708
00:44:46,820 --> 00:44:48,030
Hello ma'am
709
00:44:48,030 --> 00:44:49,360
Where you headed this late?
710
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:52,320
License and registrations, please?
711
00:44:52,490 --> 00:44:53,610
Yes
712
00:45:08,820 --> 00:45:10,400
What's your name?
713
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:11,950
Wang XiShi
714
00:45:11,950 --> 00:45:13,200
XiShi? (Chinese version of Cleopatra)
715
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:14,400
Are you for real?
716
00:45:14,740 --> 00:45:15,570
Oh, nah partner
717
00:45:15,570 --> 00:45:16,990
This isn't pronounced (xi)
718
00:45:16,990 --> 00:45:17,740
It's (xi)
719
00:45:17,740 --> 00:45:19,070
Wang (xi)Shi, right?
720
00:45:19,070 --> 00:45:20,950
Xu XiYuan, Xu XiTi
721
00:45:20,950 --> 00:45:21,780
SOS
722
00:45:21,780 --> 00:45:23,280
Oh man, c'mon
723
00:45:23,490 --> 00:45:25,780
You ever watched KangXiLaiLe?
724
00:45:25,780 --> 00:45:26,950
This is pronounced (xi)
725
00:45:28,650 --> 00:45:29,450
Oh, right
726
00:45:32,530 --> 00:45:33,240
How come it smells like alcohol
727
00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:33,990
You been drinking?
728
00:45:33,990 --> 00:45:34,820
No
729
00:45:35,070 --> 00:45:35,820
Nada
730
00:45:37,570 --> 00:45:38,860
It reeks of alcohol
731
00:45:40,450 --> 00:45:41,150
Dude
732
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:42,400
Check out the back
733
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:44,320
There's someone lying there
734
00:45:44,820 --> 00:45:45,570
Come look
735
00:45:59,820 --> 00:46:00,650
Miss XiShi
736
00:46:01,110 --> 00:46:02,450
Can you step out of the car for a second?
737
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:18,650
-Chen ZuLie -Fuck
738
00:46:26,780 --> 00:46:28,530
Who is this and why is she in the back?
739
00:46:29,780 --> 00:46:31,740
That's my god sister
740
00:46:31,740 --> 00:46:32,570
She...
741
00:46:32,570 --> 00:46:34,150
her husband has been having an affair
742
00:46:34,150 --> 00:46:35,950
so she asked me to come drink with her
743
00:46:35,950 --> 00:46:37,030
so we went drinking at the beach
744
00:46:37,030 --> 00:46:38,610
I'm the driver, I didn't drink
745
00:46:38,610 --> 00:46:39,860
No wonder it reeks of alcohol
746
00:46:39,860 --> 00:46:40,900
Is she drunk?
747
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:41,990
Yeah
748
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:42,950
Have you been drinking?
749
00:46:42,950 --> 00:46:44,110
Not me
750
00:46:44,110 --> 00:46:45,030
I'm the driver
751
00:46:46,240 --> 00:46:47,200
The Brad Pitt of HuaLian
752
00:46:47,740 --> 00:46:49,200
Get her a breathalyzer
753
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:49,860
Okay
754
00:46:51,150 --> 00:46:52,900
Excuse me, Miss Wang
755
00:46:52,900 --> 00:46:54,360
could you blow into this for me?
756
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:55,450
Blow it, please.
757
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:01,030
Any alcohol?
758
00:47:01,030 --> 00:47:01,740
No
759
00:47:01,740 --> 00:47:02,490
no trace of alcohol
760
00:47:02,780 --> 00:47:03,780
I didn't drink
761
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:05,320
Can you show me the ID?
762
00:47:05,950 --> 00:47:07,650
I've already shown you my ID
763
00:47:08,490 --> 00:47:09,450
Hers
764
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:11,150
Oh, okay...
765
00:47:25,570 --> 00:47:26,530
What's her name?
766
00:47:26,860 --> 00:47:27,950
Wonderland
767
00:47:28,900 --> 00:47:30,240
Wonder Land
768
00:47:30,450 --> 00:47:31,990
What a coincidence
769
00:47:32,150 --> 00:47:34,360
I met someone with an English name yesterday
770
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:35,900
Her name was Tu ShuLee
771
00:47:35,900 --> 00:47:37,150
and with her husband's surname
772
00:47:37,150 --> 00:47:38,490
Her husband's surname was also Wan
773
00:47:39,490 --> 00:47:40,820
so her name was Wan-Tu-Shulee? (1-2-3?)
774
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:41,950
Hell yeah
775
00:47:42,820 --> 00:47:44,700
And there's another Wonderland
776
00:47:45,110 --> 00:47:46,280
Check this out
777
00:47:48,820 --> 00:47:50,490
Is that blood?
778
00:47:51,450 --> 00:47:53,030
Excuse me, could you come over here?
779
00:47:54,700 --> 00:47:56,400
Could you come over here, miss?
780
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:57,450
Come over here first, please?
781
00:47:57,450 --> 00:47:58,650
Okay? Walk over to this side, please
782
00:47:58,650 --> 00:47:59,820
Thank you
783
00:48:04,900 --> 00:48:06,150
Why is there blood here
784
00:48:07,240 --> 00:48:08,030
Are you hurt?
785
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:10,110
Where are you hurt?
786
00:48:11,490 --> 00:48:12,280
Do you need to go to the hospital?
787
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:13,900
I got them...
788
00:48:14,570 --> 00:48:15,320
and who's this?
789
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:17,860
Your friend?
790
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:19,450
Oh, I'm... her boyfriend
791
00:48:19,450 --> 00:48:20,490
Boyfriend
792
00:48:22,610 --> 00:48:24,070
Why did you buy this?
793
00:48:24,070 --> 00:48:25,490
you go the wrong one
794
00:48:25,490 --> 00:48:27,740
I need the one over night extra pad
795
00:48:28,530 --> 00:48:29,400
That's right...
796
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:30,740
Officers
797
00:48:30,740 --> 00:48:31,950
I've been eatting weight lost pills
798
00:48:31,950 --> 00:48:34,650
so my period isn't that stable
799
00:48:35,030 --> 00:48:36,820
We went drinking at the beach
800
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:38,570
and... it just came out
801
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:42,360
Listen to me...
802
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:43,860
don't eat those weight loss pills
803
00:48:43,860 --> 00:48:45,530
It's bad for your health
804
00:48:46,070 --> 00:48:46,780
Also
805
00:48:46,780 --> 00:48:48,610
it's really hard to clean off these mess
806
00:48:48,610 --> 00:48:50,320
Alright, I know now
807
00:48:51,110 --> 00:48:53,530
and don't put those stickers on your plate
808
00:48:53,530 --> 00:48:55,200
The camera can still catch you
809
00:48:55,570 --> 00:48:57,700
Alright, I understand
810
00:48:57,700 --> 00:48:58,990
No stickers on the plate, got it?
811
00:48:58,990 --> 00:49:00,070
And drive safe
812
00:49:00,070 --> 00:49:00,990
Thank you
813
00:49:01,110 --> 00:49:01,820
Let's roll
814
00:49:33,700 --> 00:49:35,030
Did they suspect anything?
815
00:49:49,950 --> 00:49:53,450
Almost pissed my pants
816
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:06,200
Well, she's looks less suspicious sitting here
817
00:51:04,700 --> 00:51:05,700
Hey
818
00:51:05,700 --> 00:51:06,700
Stop messing around
819
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:08,650
Don't spray man
820
00:51:09,860 --> 00:51:10,860
I'm sorry
821
00:51:11,450 --> 00:51:13,450
I'm a cop (Quote from "The Departed")
822
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:15,240
but who knows?
823
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:15,950
Damn
824
00:51:15,950 --> 00:51:17,450
What the heck you guys doing?
825
00:51:17,780 --> 00:51:19,280
Stop spraying
826
00:51:19,780 --> 00:51:20,780
Chen ZuLie
827
00:51:21,110 --> 00:51:22,030
Stop messing, man
828
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:43,530
In Hong Kong, we only have holiday fireworks
829
00:51:43,700 --> 00:51:45,200
Not in Taiwan
830
00:51:50,900 --> 00:51:52,700
So where are we going, anyways?
831
00:51:56,530 --> 00:51:58,200
To an empty beach
832
00:51:58,650 --> 00:51:59,530
Damn
833
00:51:59,530 --> 00:52:00,860
And where the hell is that?
834
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:05,490
Best place to dump a corpse in Taiwan
835
00:52:07,900 --> 00:52:08,820
Alright, the best ...
836
00:52:08,820 --> 00:52:10,240
Turn that off
837
00:52:10,240 --> 00:52:12,030
Siri's gonna call the police
838
00:52:12,030 --> 00:52:14,030
Forgot to bring your brain with you?
839
00:52:16,490 --> 00:52:18,110
A secret getaway at the beach
840
00:52:18,570 --> 00:52:21,200
Alright, the below searches are the...
841
00:52:22,150 --> 00:52:23,360
That's way too far...
842
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:25,780
The further the better
843
00:52:25,780 --> 00:52:27,240
Yeah, the further the better
844
00:53:14,860 --> 00:53:15,950
Chen ZuLie
845
00:53:19,450 --> 00:53:20,700
Where is this place?
846
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:31,110
Fuck
847
00:53:33,570 --> 00:53:34,740
Why are we here?
848
00:53:34,740 --> 00:53:35,860
Keep it quiet
849
00:53:38,240 --> 00:53:39,070
Were we on a wrong path?
850
00:53:39,070 --> 00:53:40,360
Can you keep quiet?
851
00:53:41,610 --> 00:53:42,610
Just keep driving
852
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:47,320
FUCK!!
853
00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:48,610
What are you doing
854
00:53:49,240 --> 00:53:51,070
She's moving, she's MOVING!
855
00:53:51,070 --> 00:53:51,860
Stop hitting me, stop hitting me!!
856
00:53:51,860 --> 00:53:53,030
Stop the car
857
00:53:53,030 --> 00:53:54,700
You're freaking me out, man
858
00:53:58,780 --> 00:54:00,490
You're freaking me out, man
859
00:54:00,490 --> 00:54:01,400
Stop the car!
860
00:54:03,650 --> 00:54:05,530
I'm stopping
861
00:54:15,530 --> 00:54:17,400
what are you doing?
862
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:17,860
She touched me?
863
00:54:17,860 --> 00:54:19,240
-She touched me! -Why are you screaming?
864
00:54:19,240 --> 00:54:20,110
There's no way she touched you
865
00:54:20,110 --> 00:54:21,150
How's that possible?
866
00:54:21,150 --> 00:54:22,570
How can she still be alive?
867
00:54:26,950 --> 00:54:28,360
What alive
868
00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:30,070
How can she possibly be alive?
869
00:54:30,070 --> 00:54:31,240
She touched me like this...
870
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:39,110
How can she possibly be alive?
871
00:54:42,240 --> 00:54:43,610
Don't do that...
872
00:55:00,450 --> 00:55:01,320
Alive?
873
00:55:01,780 --> 00:55:02,450
Alive?
874
00:55:09,700 --> 00:55:11,070
There's no breath at all
875
00:55:11,070 --> 00:55:12,490
Nada, no breath at all
876
00:55:13,820 --> 00:55:15,030
You wanna try yourself?
877
00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:19,110
Get in the car
878
00:55:25,610 --> 00:55:26,490
Get in the car
879
00:55:37,490 --> 00:55:38,450
XiShi
880
00:55:38,740 --> 00:55:40,150
What's your password
881
00:55:44,740 --> 00:55:45,490
I need it for GPS
882
00:55:45,490 --> 00:55:47,110
My phone's outta battery
883
00:55:47,110 --> 00:55:48,740
I'm not trying to sneak in your phone
884
00:55:48,740 --> 00:55:49,740
What's your password?
885
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:54,570
522
886
00:55:54,950 --> 00:55:55,740
I can't hear you
887
00:55:55,740 --> 00:55:56,820
What's your password?
888
00:55:58,700 --> 00:55:59,990
It's 0522
889
00:56:05,030 --> 00:56:07,240
Isn't that your birthday?
890
00:56:17,820 --> 00:56:19,820
0522, so be it
891
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:20,820
Let's move
892
00:56:24,030 --> 00:56:25,280
How long are you planning to stay?
893
00:56:25,530 --> 00:56:26,320
Alright
894
00:56:34,740 --> 00:56:36,030
Do you think she has a husband?
895
00:56:36,450 --> 00:56:37,450
No
896
00:56:37,650 --> 00:56:39,360
She seems to be of some age
897
00:56:39,570 --> 00:56:40,450
Really?
898
00:56:40,820 --> 00:56:43,200
I think she's a cougar
899
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:45,490
Not the kind that has a husband
900
00:56:45,490 --> 00:56:47,820
but a real cougar
901
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:50,400
She's not the type that needs husbands
902
00:56:54,030 --> 00:56:54,860
It's okay
903
00:56:54,860 --> 00:56:56,320
Just gimme a second
904
00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:57,820
I'm done, I'm done
905
00:56:57,820 --> 00:56:58,700
What now?
906
00:56:59,280 --> 00:56:59,990
Shit
907
00:57:00,570 --> 00:57:02,150
Shit, what the hell, man
908
00:57:02,150 --> 00:57:02,950
What is this
909
00:57:05,820 --> 00:57:06,650
Fuck man, you're really...
910
00:57:37,700 --> 00:57:39,450
Is this it?
911
00:57:40,030 --> 00:57:40,900
Yes
912
00:57:41,570 --> 00:57:42,860
This is where the GPS leads
913
00:57:45,490 --> 00:57:46,570
It's really dark in front
914
00:57:48,110 --> 00:57:49,240
Where are we?
915
00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:50,150
Shut up
916
00:57:53,900 --> 00:57:54,820
You get off first
917
00:58:37,700 --> 00:58:38,360
Lady
918
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:39,650
I'm sorry about this
919
00:58:39,650 --> 00:58:40,450
You don't know me
920
00:58:40,450 --> 00:58:41,900
and I don't know you
921
00:58:41,900 --> 00:58:42,740
Sorry about this
922
00:58:43,740 --> 00:58:45,110
-Move her leg first -You got her?
923
00:58:45,110 --> 00:58:46,240
Move her leg first
924
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:49,240
Hurry, hurry
925
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:49,990
Move her head
926
00:58:49,990 --> 00:58:51,030
Hold her head, hurry
927
00:58:52,110 --> 00:58:53,030
C'mon c'mon
928
00:58:56,030 --> 00:58:56,950
OK?
929
00:59:07,700 --> 00:59:08,610
Shit, a car
930
00:59:08,610 --> 00:59:10,030
Shhh...watch out
931
00:59:10,030 --> 00:59:10,700
Shit, get back
932
00:59:10,700 --> 00:59:11,700
Move her back
933
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:15,530
Get over here Big D
934
00:59:15,530 --> 00:59:16,280
Hurry
935
00:59:16,990 --> 00:59:18,200
-Get your fucking ass over -Hurry
936
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:20,240
Pull her up quick
937
00:59:20,650 --> 00:59:21,320
Hurry
938
00:59:28,150 --> 00:59:28,990
Hurry
939
00:59:29,150 --> 00:59:31,950
Beach cleanup of course!
940
00:59:32,070 --> 00:59:33,030
That's cool
941
00:59:34,030 --> 00:59:35,320
Look, there's a car over there
942
00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:37,570
Yeah, why's there a car there
943
00:59:38,150 --> 00:59:39,360
Are you guys here for the cleanup too?
944
00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:40,990
Are you guys here to help, too?
945
00:59:40,990 --> 00:59:41,860
Hi~
946
00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:44,030
You guys wanna go together?
947
00:59:44,530 --> 00:59:45,570
-Need a hand? -Hey Wang
948
00:59:45,570 --> 00:59:47,200
-You need any help? -Your sis got really drunk
949
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:48,200
My sister got way too drunk
950
00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:49,150
You guys
951
00:59:49,530 --> 00:59:51,070
Come and help
952
00:59:51,070 --> 00:59:51,950
Hey captain,
953
00:59:51,950 --> 00:59:52,990
We got some volunteers here
954
00:59:52,990 --> 00:59:53,820
Yeah
955
00:59:54,030 --> 00:59:55,070
We need all the help we can get
956
00:59:55,070 --> 00:59:57,240
to do our part for this beach
957
00:59:57,240 --> 00:59:58,320
We have 3 new friends here...
958
00:59:58,320 --> 00:59:59,570
They're here to help
959
00:59:59,570 --> 01:00:00,150
What?
960
01:00:00,150 --> 01:00:01,320
The beach cleanup up ahead
961
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:01,990
What happened?
962
01:00:01,990 --> 01:00:02,780
What the fuck
963
01:00:02,780 --> 01:00:03,650
You guys are our new friends
964
01:00:03,650 --> 01:00:04,700
It's all good
965
01:00:04,700 --> 01:00:06,320
You're late
966
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:07,320
You're late
967
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:08,200
Come down here and help
968
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:09,320
How is she?
969
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:10,530
We ARE here to help
970
01:00:10,570 --> 01:00:11,650
C'mon, let's go, let's go
971
01:00:11,650 --> 01:00:12,400
Go! Let's go together.
972
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:12,860
Gogogo
973
01:00:12,860 --> 01:00:13,490
Gogo and gogo
974
01:00:13,490 --> 01:00:13,950
Gogogo
975
01:00:13,950 --> 01:00:14,740
Let's go
976
01:00:18,570 --> 01:00:19,610
Watch your steps
977
01:00:20,950 --> 01:00:22,360
Follow up
978
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:25,990
Does everybody know?
979
01:00:25,990 --> 01:00:28,990
Mankind originated from the ocean
980
01:00:29,700 --> 01:00:31,950
but with the increase of our population
981
01:00:31,950 --> 01:00:34,320
and the growth of our technology
982
01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:37,900
our evironments deterioates on daily basis
983
01:00:37,900 --> 01:00:41,360
so bad that even our ocean is no longer clean
984
01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:42,990
Good job boys
985
01:00:42,990 --> 01:00:44,490
Put them in
986
01:00:44,650 --> 01:00:46,650
Yes. How wonderful
987
01:00:51,820 --> 01:00:53,030
A bit more here
988
01:00:55,030 --> 01:00:56,320
Over here.
989
01:00:57,650 --> 01:00:58,860
Thanks
990
01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:28,280
What is this place, slow down
991
01:01:28,950 --> 01:01:29,860
Here? You sure?
992
01:01:29,860 --> 01:01:31,900
I'm sure it's a road
993
01:01:31,900 --> 01:01:33,240
This road is awful
994
01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:35,320
You sure?
995
01:01:35,490 --> 01:01:36,570
The more awful the better
996
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:40,990
It's a dead end
997
01:01:40,990 --> 01:01:41,530
No it's not
998
01:01:41,530 --> 01:01:42,860
Check it out
999
01:01:43,740 --> 01:01:45,320
It's someone's house
1000
01:01:49,570 --> 01:01:51,150
This should be alright
1001
01:01:56,030 --> 01:01:57,570
I'll get off first, okay?
1002
01:01:58,610 --> 01:01:59,400
How about it?
1003
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:00,490
I'm going
1004
01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:02,030
Okay?
1005
01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:03,030
MUTHAFU...
1006
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:04,030
Fuck
1007
01:02:04,700 --> 01:02:06,070
Forgive my intrution
1008
01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:08,650
My fellow travelers
1009
01:02:08,650 --> 01:02:09,860
appearing at this hour
1010
01:02:09,860 --> 01:02:11,740
You must be tired
1011
01:02:12,150 --> 01:02:15,150
Since you been guided here by God's Will
1012
01:02:15,150 --> 01:02:16,570
and since it's God's Will that guided you
1013
01:02:16,570 --> 01:02:18,820
Take a rest here
1014
01:02:18,820 --> 01:02:19,650
OK?
1015
01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:21,360
Can I charge my phone?
1016
01:02:21,570 --> 01:02:22,990
Your phone? Of course you may
1017
01:02:22,990 --> 01:02:24,030
Of course you can
1018
01:02:24,950 --> 01:02:26,820
Not only can you recharge your battery
1019
01:02:26,820 --> 01:02:29,490
you may cleanse the filth of your journey
1020
01:02:29,650 --> 01:02:30,450
Here
1021
01:02:31,150 --> 01:02:32,450
bring your luggage with you
1022
01:02:32,450 --> 01:02:33,740
Okay...
1023
01:02:34,900 --> 01:02:36,070
Here, this way
1024
01:02:36,070 --> 01:02:36,950
take your time
1025
01:02:36,950 --> 01:02:38,030
Bu... but...
1026
01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:39,610
Master
1027
01:02:39,610 --> 01:02:41,070
We don't have the...
1028
01:02:41,070 --> 01:02:42,070
The donation for the temple
1029
01:02:42,070 --> 01:02:42,950
It's alright
1030
01:02:43,530 --> 01:02:45,030
Like I said...
1031
01:02:45,030 --> 01:02:47,360
It's all a part of the plan
1032
01:02:47,780 --> 01:02:50,150
The gods have brought you here
1033
01:02:50,150 --> 01:02:51,240
I'll get the luggage
1034
01:02:51,490 --> 01:02:53,360
Let's move inside
1035
01:02:59,110 --> 01:03:00,780
Havn't turned off the car yet
1036
01:03:01,150 --> 01:03:02,280
Master
1037
01:03:03,070 --> 01:03:03,950
Here, come now
1038
01:03:03,950 --> 01:03:04,950
Go
1039
01:03:04,950 --> 01:03:06,360
Take your time
1040
01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:07,280
No need to panic
1041
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:08,280
I'm not panicking
1042
01:03:08,280 --> 01:03:09,530
This way
1043
01:03:10,110 --> 01:03:12,400
The 4 of you could follow me
1044
01:03:12,650 --> 01:03:13,780
Just 3
1045
01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:15,200
Yes yes yes
1046
01:03:15,610 --> 01:03:17,400
3 of you would be the will of gods
1047
01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:19,150
4 of you would be the will of gods, too
1048
01:03:19,150 --> 01:03:19,900
Thank you, master
1049
01:03:19,900 --> 01:03:21,240
This way
1050
01:03:31,070 --> 01:03:34,530
This is our grand master
1051
01:03:34,530 --> 01:03:37,650
The one who built this temple
1052
01:03:38,700 --> 01:03:42,450
It wasn't easy to construct this temple over here
1053
01:03:42,450 --> 01:03:45,200
May this bring our gfellow travelers joy
1054
01:03:46,820 --> 01:03:47,700
Here
1055
01:03:48,490 --> 01:03:51,110
Make yourselves at home
1056
01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:11,280
I really need some alcohol
1057
01:04:11,700 --> 01:04:13,240
There's only the ritual cup out there
1058
01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:14,860
-NO way -Stop your crazy talk
1059
01:04:15,780 --> 01:04:16,780
We got booze in our car?
1060
01:04:16,780 --> 01:04:17,900
You guys forgot?
1061
01:04:23,950 --> 01:04:25,110
I could use some
1062
01:04:28,570 --> 01:04:29,860
Fine, I'll go
1063
01:04:30,650 --> 01:04:31,530
Thanks
1064
01:04:32,570 --> 01:04:34,280
Good boy
1065
01:04:39,400 --> 01:04:40,860
I'll be right back
1066
01:05:04,110 --> 01:05:04,990
Here
1067
01:05:05,700 --> 01:05:07,700
a toast to the weirdest night of my life
1068
01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:10,650
-Cheers -Cheers
1069
01:05:10,650 --> 01:05:11,860
Cheers
1070
01:05:12,990 --> 01:05:14,650
Last one needs to tend the car
1071
01:05:20,530 --> 01:05:21,360
Fuck
1072
01:05:22,110 --> 01:05:23,490
You're really a mofo, you know that?
1073
01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:26,990
I'm done with mine
1074
01:05:28,530 --> 01:05:29,990
You spilled them all
1075
01:05:29,990 --> 01:05:31,700
Nah, man, that's because of you
1076
01:05:31,700 --> 01:05:33,740
-You spill all of that -Go tend the car
1077
01:05:33,740 --> 01:05:34,820
Chop chop
1078
01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:36,450
That's soo not fair
1079
01:05:36,450 --> 01:05:37,780
-Feels soooo good -He's got like half a bottle
1080
01:05:37,780 --> 01:05:38,740
-What do you mean it's not fair -You saw that
1081
01:05:38,740 --> 01:05:39,150
It is fair
1082
01:05:39,150 --> 01:05:40,700
You had a head start about half of bottle
1083
01:05:40,700 --> 01:05:41,900
I started with a full bottle
1084
01:05:42,110 --> 01:05:42,950
How could that be fair?
1085
01:05:42,950 --> 01:05:43,400
Rock paper scissors?
1086
01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:44,400
-That's fair -Fuck
1087
01:05:44,860 --> 01:05:45,650
Rock paper scissors is fairest
1088
01:05:45,740 --> 01:05:46,950
You do this all the time
1089
01:05:48,700 --> 01:05:51,530
I'm not sleeping with a corpse
1090
01:05:52,650 --> 01:05:53,700
Aight, I was just kiddin...
1091
01:05:53,700 --> 01:05:55,530
I'm not talking to you right now
1092
01:05:55,530 --> 01:05:56,360
Me and you
1093
01:05:56,360 --> 01:05:57,400
Big D
1094
01:05:58,240 --> 01:05:58,900
Ok
1095
01:06:00,780 --> 01:06:02,070
I thought
1096
01:06:02,070 --> 01:06:03,400
Your balls...
1097
01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:04,650
Were like this!
1098
01:06:05,070 --> 01:06:06,820
but they're actually like this...
1099
01:06:07,820 --> 01:06:10,950
You don't even dare to rock paper scissors
1100
01:06:15,950 --> 01:06:16,740
C'mon
1101
01:06:19,150 --> 01:06:20,610
So you know now
1102
01:06:20,610 --> 01:06:22,780
This is the fairest way
1103
01:06:23,610 --> 01:06:25,320
You better not lose, man
1104
01:06:25,860 --> 01:06:26,530
I'm going with paper
1105
01:06:26,530 --> 01:06:27,360
What about you?
1106
01:06:28,650 --> 01:06:29,820
None of your business
1107
01:06:30,570 --> 01:06:32,200
He's too scared to tell me
1108
01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:33,700
-I'm not that stupid -He doesn't dare to tell me
1109
01:06:34,650 --> 01:06:35,740
Let's go
1110
01:06:37,610 --> 01:06:41,110
Rock paper scissors
1111
01:06:41,610 --> 01:06:42,570
YES
1112
01:06:43,530 --> 01:06:44,780
Go down and guard now
1113
01:06:44,780 --> 01:06:45,990
Don't be a sore loser
1114
01:06:46,150 --> 01:06:47,400
Best 2 out of 3
1115
01:06:50,610 --> 01:06:51,150
Fuck
1116
01:06:51,570 --> 01:06:52,650
Why are you such a mofo?
1117
01:06:53,820 --> 01:06:55,030
I was letting you win
1118
01:06:55,030 --> 01:06:56,110
Oh and how is that?
1119
01:06:56,110 --> 01:06:57,360
I said I was gonna go with paper
1120
01:06:57,360 --> 01:06:58,700
and I did go with paper
1121
01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:00,490
He doesn't get how this work...
1122
01:07:01,490 --> 01:07:02,900
Whenever you win
1123
01:07:03,990 --> 01:07:04,950
It's a win
1124
01:07:05,780 --> 01:07:07,320
but if you lose it's 2 outta 3
1125
01:07:07,320 --> 01:07:08,320
Why is that?
1126
01:07:09,200 --> 01:07:10,400
That's called "letting you win"
1127
01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:12,070
I'm not playing
1128
01:07:12,450 --> 01:07:13,860
You're always like this
1129
01:07:20,320 --> 01:07:22,110
Big D
1130
01:07:24,570 --> 01:07:25,490
That's a free win
1131
01:07:25,490 --> 01:07:26,110
that I gave you
1132
01:07:26,110 --> 01:07:27,530
you don't dare to continue?
1133
01:07:27,530 --> 01:07:28,450
What about this morning
1134
01:07:28,820 --> 01:07:30,280
when the cops came?
1135
01:07:34,740 --> 01:07:35,860
Just tend the car
1136
01:07:35,860 --> 01:07:37,110
so childish
1137
01:07:56,150 --> 01:07:58,400
Rock paper scissors
1138
01:07:58,400 --> 01:08:00,030
You lost
1139
01:08:00,030 --> 01:08:02,860
Strip...
1140
01:08:03,700 --> 01:08:04,700
One more time
1141
01:08:04,700 --> 01:08:05,570
You were slow
1142
01:08:05,900 --> 01:08:07,280
Are you a virgin
1143
01:08:07,280 --> 01:08:09,780
Are you?
1144
01:08:33,649 --> 01:08:34,700
Go up
1145
01:08:35,490 --> 01:08:36,649
I'll tend the car
1146
01:09:11,069 --> 01:09:13,779
Your loyalty is way off the chart
1147
01:09:16,069 --> 01:09:18,109
Who helps others like this?
1148
01:09:19,240 --> 01:09:23,490
Even if I don't put this corpse in this car today
1149
01:09:23,490 --> 01:09:25,490
there's gonna another one tomorrow
1150
01:09:26,450 --> 01:09:27,990
You a professional?
1151
01:09:29,649 --> 01:09:30,490
That's right
1152
01:09:39,529 --> 01:09:40,490
You're kidding, right?
1153
01:09:56,570 --> 01:09:58,860
The world runs the same with or without me
1154
01:10:05,400 --> 01:10:06,610
That's not true
1155
01:10:13,240 --> 01:10:14,280
If without you
1156
01:10:15,070 --> 01:10:16,450
If we didn't meet you
1157
01:10:17,610 --> 01:10:18,860
we would be dead
1158
01:10:51,650 --> 01:10:53,240
Your family?
1159
01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:55,360
Dunno
1160
01:10:59,240 --> 01:11:00,450
Gone?
1161
01:11:01,280 --> 01:11:02,780
Somewhere in the world
1162
01:11:04,650 --> 01:11:06,450
That's better than me
1163
01:11:06,820 --> 01:11:07,950
my family
1164
01:11:08,740 --> 01:11:10,820
is surely living like shit
1165
01:11:17,030 --> 01:11:18,200
Wanna know?
1166
01:11:19,860 --> 01:11:21,150
Go ahead
1167
01:11:21,900 --> 01:11:23,990
I didn't even tell Big D
1168
01:11:32,820 --> 01:11:34,900
My mom loved me
1169
01:11:37,280 --> 01:11:39,280
to a point that sometimes I feel
1170
01:11:39,280 --> 01:11:42,200
like it's an endless shower
1171
01:11:43,950 --> 01:11:46,150
When my parents seperated
1172
01:11:47,950 --> 01:11:49,490
I didn't really care
1173
01:11:50,990 --> 01:11:52,820
I've never seen them made love anyways
1174
01:11:58,070 --> 01:11:59,780
Later on
1175
01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:07,700
she met another person that needs her love
1176
01:12:11,570 --> 01:12:13,490
it was at then
1177
01:12:13,490 --> 01:12:15,530
I left hong kong
1178
01:12:15,530 --> 01:12:16,900
and came to Taiwan
1179
01:12:18,110 --> 01:12:20,570
because Hong Kong has its own Chen ZuLie
1180
01:12:24,650 --> 01:12:26,150
Nah, I'm just trying to say
1181
01:12:27,650 --> 01:12:29,360
if I were living in Hong Kong
1182
01:12:29,360 --> 01:12:30,990
I would probably be dead anyways
1183
01:12:35,700 --> 01:12:37,030
So, I know what's what
1184
01:12:46,700 --> 01:12:48,360
Can you help me lose my virginity?
1185
01:12:52,650 --> 01:12:53,740
Think about it
1186
01:12:54,280 --> 01:12:56,450
If someone dies without experiencing sex
1187
01:12:56,450 --> 01:12:57,820
How lame would that be?
1188
01:13:07,240 --> 01:13:08,280
So
1189
01:13:10,320 --> 01:13:12,200
The reason you joined us
1190
01:13:13,820 --> 01:13:17,650
is to have sex before you die?
1191
01:13:26,110 --> 01:13:28,110
That's dope
1192
01:15:34,780 --> 01:15:37,400
Do you wanna go back and get some rest?
1193
01:15:38,610 --> 01:15:40,200
still needa drive tomorrow
1194
01:15:45,950 --> 01:15:47,650
Take a shower or something
1195
01:15:50,530 --> 01:15:51,900
I'll tend the car
1196
01:17:46,490 --> 01:17:47,490
No island tour
1197
01:17:47,490 --> 01:17:48,200
Get your ass up
1198
01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:48,950
Island tour
1199
01:17:48,950 --> 01:17:50,110
When did we say that we want a island tour
1200
01:17:50,110 --> 01:17:51,490
But there's something missing
1201
01:17:51,490 --> 01:17:53,280
A van
1202
01:17:53,280 --> 01:17:56,740
Then we rest in the back
1203
01:18:07,570 --> 01:18:08,490
C'mon, get up
1204
01:18:08,490 --> 01:18:09,780
Get up
1205
01:18:10,280 --> 01:18:11,110
Get up
1206
01:18:12,280 --> 01:18:12,860
Get up
1207
01:18:16,200 --> 01:18:17,070
Hurry
1208
01:18:25,360 --> 01:18:26,320
Hurry
1209
01:18:28,240 --> 01:18:29,110
Damn it
1210
01:18:37,780 --> 01:18:39,700
We gotta go back to that beach
1211
01:18:40,570 --> 01:18:41,490
Get in the car
1212
01:18:43,240 --> 01:18:44,610
we gotta move our asses
1213
01:18:48,700 --> 01:18:50,030
Did you sleep with the lights on?
1214
01:18:51,030 --> 01:18:51,900
Yeah?
1215
01:18:53,610 --> 01:18:54,740
You a moron?
1216
01:18:54,860 --> 01:18:56,320
You're a moron
1217
01:18:56,320 --> 01:18:58,030
Why the hell did you sleep with the lights on?
1218
01:18:58,030 --> 01:18:59,320
Because I'm scared
1219
01:19:00,740 --> 01:19:01,530
Why? What?
1220
01:19:01,530 --> 01:19:02,530
I didn't start the car
1221
01:19:02,530 --> 01:19:03,070
didn't consume any fuel
1222
01:19:03,070 --> 01:19:04,860
Did the silver spoon got stuck in your mouth?
1223
01:19:04,860 --> 01:19:05,990
You're the silver spoon
1224
01:19:05,990 --> 01:19:07,150
I didn't turn on the motor
1225
01:19:07,150 --> 01:19:08,740
and that's exactly when it won't turn on now
1226
01:19:09,110 --> 01:19:10,610
I didn't turn on the engine, it drains the oil
1227
01:19:10,610 --> 01:19:11,200
What the hell?
1228
01:19:11,200 --> 01:19:12,450
STFU
1229
01:19:13,950 --> 01:19:16,860
Do I need to turn off the light?
1230
01:19:19,150 --> 01:19:20,740
I don't drive, I don't know about this
1231
01:19:20,740 --> 01:19:21,490
Turning on the lights would do this?
1232
01:19:21,490 --> 01:19:22,780
Why would you sleep with the light on?
1233
01:19:23,280 --> 01:19:24,820
OK, just stop, stop fighting
1234
01:19:24,820 --> 01:19:26,400
Are you picking on me right now?
1235
01:19:29,820 --> 01:19:30,900
Now what?
1236
01:19:31,200 --> 01:19:32,280
Let's move her off now
1237
01:19:32,280 --> 01:19:33,570
And?
1238
01:19:33,570 --> 01:19:34,610
I'll get someone with a cable
1239
01:19:34,610 --> 01:19:35,530
Hurry
1240
01:19:36,400 --> 01:19:37,360
Help me
1241
01:19:37,780 --> 01:19:38,950
Move it where
1242
01:19:39,110 --> 01:19:41,320
Well, start looking!!
1243
01:20:11,450 --> 01:20:12,110
Thank you
1244
01:20:12,110 --> 01:20:13,150
Thank you, master, thank you
1245
01:20:13,150 --> 01:20:14,990
It's the path of faith
1246
01:20:14,990 --> 01:20:16,110
Thank you
1247
01:20:16,110 --> 01:20:18,110
I wish you a safe travel
1248
01:20:19,030 --> 01:20:20,150
Thank you
1249
01:20:26,240 --> 01:20:27,450
What were you guys doing in the car?
1250
01:20:32,650 --> 01:20:34,360
What were you guys doing in the car?
1251
01:20:36,700 --> 01:20:38,740
I went and brought her a blanket
1252
01:20:40,990 --> 01:20:42,950
and told her to sleep in the room
1253
01:20:42,950 --> 01:20:45,030
I'll tend the car
1254
01:20:45,030 --> 01:20:46,360
What?
1255
01:20:46,360 --> 01:20:47,200
I saw everything
1256
01:20:49,610 --> 01:20:51,400
What did you see?
1257
01:20:53,900 --> 01:20:55,700
I'm asking you what did you see?
1258
01:20:56,820 --> 01:20:57,900
What?
1259
01:21:02,400 --> 01:21:03,900
You two were fucking next to the corpse
1260
01:21:03,900 --> 01:21:05,450
and that was okay with you?
1261
01:21:15,780 --> 01:21:17,900
Congratulations. You saw
1262
01:21:19,280 --> 01:21:20,570
So what?
1263
01:21:21,240 --> 01:21:22,780
What's that to you?
1264
01:21:24,240 --> 01:21:25,360
You know she's using you?
1265
01:21:26,030 --> 01:21:27,610
Are you an idiot?
1266
01:21:28,650 --> 01:21:31,280
How can you talk about her like this?
1267
01:21:31,280 --> 01:21:33,030
Someone helping us with something like this...
1268
01:21:33,030 --> 01:21:34,490
Is that really okay?
1269
01:21:34,490 --> 01:21:36,400
She's coming to you to lose her virginity
1270
01:21:39,490 --> 01:21:41,070
I know that
1271
01:21:41,070 --> 01:21:43,030
Are you this stupid?
1272
01:21:43,320 --> 01:21:44,490
She told me about that
1273
01:21:44,490 --> 01:21:46,280
I think it's fine, so what?
1274
01:21:48,820 --> 01:21:50,570
How did you know?
1275
01:21:59,030 --> 01:22:00,610
I saw it on her phone
1276
01:22:09,110 --> 01:22:11,320
So you look at someone else's phone
1277
01:22:12,360 --> 01:22:15,280
Yang Big D, you're less than a piece of shit...
1278
01:22:16,820 --> 01:22:17,950
Is that important?
1279
01:22:18,780 --> 01:22:20,320
That's really quite important
1280
01:22:20,990 --> 01:22:22,900
to learn that you're really a piece of shit...
1281
01:22:22,900 --> 01:22:24,650
that's really important to me
1282
01:22:24,650 --> 01:22:25,570
Fuck You, man, say that again?
1283
01:22:25,570 --> 01:22:28,780
Sure! To learn that you're a piece of shit...
1284
01:22:28,780 --> 01:22:30,740
That's really important to me
1285
01:22:30,740 --> 01:22:31,450
What?
1286
01:22:31,610 --> 01:22:32,150
I said it
1287
01:22:32,150 --> 01:22:33,860
You fucking with that fat chick
1288
01:22:34,530 --> 01:22:35,900
You're a piece of shit
1289
01:22:38,030 --> 01:22:39,570
You... you say that one more time
1290
01:22:39,570 --> 01:22:40,450
What about who?
1291
01:22:40,610 --> 01:22:41,900
You fucking with that fat chick
1292
01:22:43,150 --> 01:22:44,570
Fuck you. Motherfucking fuck
1293
01:22:44,570 --> 01:22:45,530
Fuck
1294
01:22:46,700 --> 01:22:47,150
Fuck you
1295
01:22:49,360 --> 01:22:50,820
Say that again
1296
01:22:53,360 --> 01:22:54,070
You piece of shit
1297
01:22:54,490 --> 01:22:55,530
So what that you got money
1298
01:22:56,950 --> 01:22:58,070
Your mom doesn't want you
1299
01:22:58,070 --> 01:22:59,030
What the fuck you say?
1300
01:22:59,530 --> 01:23:00,280
Go away
1301
01:23:03,400 --> 01:23:05,110
It's none of your business
1302
01:23:07,650 --> 01:23:09,070
Isn't this what you want?
1303
01:23:09,820 --> 01:23:11,070
Now you got to fuck
1304
01:23:11,070 --> 01:23:11,900
why don't you fuck off now?
1305
01:23:12,990 --> 01:23:14,150
Shut your fucking mouth
1306
01:23:14,150 --> 01:23:14,740
Fuck you
1307
01:23:15,700 --> 01:23:17,530
What do you mean it's not my business
1308
01:23:17,780 --> 01:23:20,200
The moment that I touched that corpse
1309
01:23:20,200 --> 01:23:21,900
it's my business
1310
01:23:22,650 --> 01:23:24,280
You fucking stupid little brat
1311
01:23:24,280 --> 01:23:25,610
You brain dead?
1312
01:23:26,200 --> 01:23:27,860
I'm already 18
1313
01:23:27,860 --> 01:23:29,530
I'm an adult
1314
01:23:35,450 --> 01:23:37,530
So what that you're 18
1315
01:23:38,200 --> 01:23:39,740
So what that' you're an adult?
1316
01:23:40,740 --> 01:23:42,200
18?
1317
01:23:43,400 --> 01:23:44,900
18 years old?
1318
01:23:47,610 --> 01:23:50,150
If you knew that once you're an adult
1319
01:23:50,150 --> 01:23:52,240
nothing good will ever happen to you
1320
01:23:53,820 --> 01:23:57,070
you'd wish you were never born
1321
01:24:13,570 --> 01:24:15,780
You think you're going to be together because you fucked?
1322
01:24:17,860 --> 01:24:20,200
He's gonna block you forever
1323
01:25:31,950 --> 01:25:35,740
(Today, I've...)
1324
01:25:35,740 --> 01:25:38,360
(seen the snowdrop in the cold night...)
1325
01:25:38,360 --> 01:25:39,360
You know this song?
1326
01:25:39,360 --> 01:25:40,490
I can sing it
1327
01:25:41,900 --> 01:25:47,280
(The cold heart floats far away)
1328
01:25:47,280 --> 01:25:52,610
(Forgive me running towards the freedom)
1329
01:25:53,780 --> 01:25:59,360
(Even with the fear of falling one day)
1330
01:25:59,360 --> 01:26:01,490
(while giving up hopes and dreams...)
1331
01:26:01,490 --> 01:26:04,820
(Is just something, not for me)
1332
01:26:04,820 --> 01:26:08,490
(there'll still be you and I)
1333
01:26:24,820 --> 01:26:26,200
(Hi)
1334
01:26:26,200 --> 01:26:27,150
(How come you didn't come to class?)
1335
01:26:27,150 --> 01:26:28,450
(Where'd you go?)
1336
01:26:28,450 --> 01:26:29,450
(Don't be mad)
1337
01:26:29,450 --> 01:26:31,900
(I just want us both to be ready for our first time)
1338
01:27:49,070 --> 01:27:50,280
There's a boat
1339
01:28:15,860 --> 01:28:18,950
You're gonna block me when we're back, right?
1340
01:28:38,900 --> 01:28:40,820
I guess this is it
1341
01:29:14,820 --> 01:29:16,570
Chen ZuLie
1342
01:29:34,610 --> 01:29:35,280
Damn
1343
01:29:36,400 --> 01:29:37,280
Is it good?
1344
01:29:41,110 --> 01:29:42,150
It's something!
1345
01:29:50,030 --> 01:29:51,280
What are you doing?
1346
01:29:51,280 --> 01:29:52,900
I'm taking a picture for her son
1347
01:29:52,900 --> 01:29:53,610
The fuck
1348
01:29:57,360 --> 01:29:58,280
What?
1349
01:30:00,150 --> 01:30:01,990
No wonder your friend left you
1350
01:30:03,900 --> 01:30:05,110
What does this have to do with anything?
1351
01:30:05,110 --> 01:30:06,200
Shit...
1352
01:30:06,570 --> 01:30:08,950
You really don't know what's going on?
1353
01:30:11,030 --> 01:30:12,200
What did I do wrong?
1354
01:30:13,110 --> 01:30:15,700
Your taking a picture of the dead mother
1355
01:30:15,700 --> 01:30:17,400
and sending it to her son?
1356
01:30:21,360 --> 01:30:23,150
Her son wouldn't know
1357
01:30:23,150 --> 01:30:24,360
I'll tell him that...
1358
01:30:24,360 --> 01:30:26,070
Her mom went to the beach
1359
01:30:26,070 --> 01:30:28,400
and he wouldn't know that she's already dead
1360
01:30:28,400 --> 01:30:29,490
Also
1361
01:30:29,490 --> 01:30:30,570
I can send her money
1362
01:30:30,570 --> 01:30:31,820
to her son
1363
01:30:33,900 --> 01:30:34,900
What money?
1364
01:30:35,360 --> 01:30:37,280
There's her ID right here
1365
01:30:41,070 --> 01:30:43,320
I'll send everything to her son
1366
01:30:46,150 --> 01:30:47,450
After this is over
1367
01:30:47,450 --> 01:30:49,700
Even if you don't block me
1368
01:30:49,700 --> 01:30:51,280
I'm gonna block you
1369
01:30:51,280 --> 01:30:52,570
What did I do?
1370
01:30:53,200 --> 01:30:55,030
You're sending her son
1371
01:30:55,740 --> 01:30:57,360
the money that you paid
1372
01:30:59,150 --> 01:31:00,740
to fuck her
1373
01:31:02,030 --> 01:31:04,490
so he would know
1374
01:31:04,490 --> 01:31:06,030
that she's a whore
1375
01:31:07,200 --> 01:31:09,280
and you're the one responsible for her death
1376
01:31:10,530 --> 01:31:12,740
You think that's being kind?
1377
01:31:13,450 --> 01:31:16,490
What do you say to your conscience
1378
01:31:21,570 --> 01:31:23,030
That's not what I meant
1379
01:31:25,150 --> 01:31:27,150
Whatever
1380
01:31:27,150 --> 01:31:28,700
Doesn't matter
1381
01:31:29,490 --> 01:31:31,030
Let's get this over with
1382
01:31:31,030 --> 01:31:32,280
Oh fuck
1383
01:31:38,200 --> 01:31:39,200
Go away
1384
01:32:28,780 --> 01:32:30,200
It's such a nice day today
1385
01:32:30,200 --> 01:32:32,030
and we're off the shore~
1386
01:32:32,030 --> 01:32:34,780
I surely am... the son of sunshine
1387
01:32:34,780 --> 01:32:36,070
and the son of the sea
1388
01:32:36,070 --> 01:32:37,570
Fuck, you're streaming?
1389
01:32:38,150 --> 01:32:40,450
We're half way done with our island tour
1390
01:32:40,450 --> 01:32:41,400
is this really the time to go live?
1391
01:32:41,400 --> 01:32:42,490
Where are we headed?
1392
01:32:42,490 --> 01:32:43,740
That's a secret
1393
01:32:43,740 --> 01:32:45,820
because I'm the ghost rida~
1394
01:32:49,150 --> 01:32:50,610
She's throwing up
1395
01:32:50,610 --> 01:32:51,530
Stop streaming
1396
01:32:51,530 --> 01:32:54,490
She's a dragon on the road, but not on water
1397
01:32:54,490 --> 01:32:55,110
Turn it off
1398
01:32:55,700 --> 01:32:56,530
TURN IT OFF
1399
01:32:56,530 --> 01:32:57,780
-TURN IT OFF -No, I won't
1400
01:32:57,780 --> 01:32:59,400
I'm not turning it off
1401
01:32:59,400 --> 01:32:59,860
TURN IT OFF
1402
01:32:59,860 --> 01:33:00,570
FUCK
1403
01:33:47,110 --> 01:33:48,530
Chen ZuLie
1404
01:33:48,530 --> 01:33:50,700
Chen ZuLie
1405
01:33:51,320 --> 01:33:52,950
Chen ZuLie
1406
01:33:59,780 --> 01:34:01,780
No matter what
1407
01:34:01,780 --> 01:34:03,200
we're bros for life
1408
01:34:03,780 --> 01:34:04,570
Alright?
1409
01:34:41,900 --> 01:34:43,740
Ghost rida~~
1410
01:34:45,820 --> 01:34:47,320
For life
1411
01:34:47,320 --> 01:34:48,780
Two brothers
1412
01:35:03,110 --> 01:35:04,070
What are you guys doing?
1413
01:36:20,030 --> 01:36:21,700
What happens after you lose virginity?
1414
01:36:25,110 --> 01:36:26,650
What happens after you lose virginity?
1415
01:36:26,650 --> 01:36:27,740
You become an adoot!
1416
01:36:29,990 --> 01:36:31,450
Adoot?
1417
01:36:31,450 --> 01:36:33,240
Adult!
1418
01:36:35,530 --> 01:36:36,650
Turn in to an adoot
1419
01:36:37,450 --> 01:36:38,820
Adoot?
1420
01:36:40,200 --> 01:36:41,280
To an adult!
1421
01:36:41,280 --> 01:36:42,860
That's what I said you turn into an adult.
1422
01:36:42,860 --> 01:36:43,700
That's what I said you turn into an adult.
1423
01:36:43,700 --> 01:36:45,780
To an adult!
1424
01:36:45,780 --> 01:36:47,490
Adult?
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