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[Crash] Yay! Monster truck rally!
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Man.
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You know, this almost makes up
for mom taking us to "The Nutcracker."
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That show was not
what I thought it was gonna be.
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[shouting] Where are our seats?
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Why are you yelling?
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My mom made me wear earplugs!
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It's not that loud.
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She said there might be
some salty language.
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Ooh! Souvenirs.
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You like my hat?
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Huh?
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The guy selling worthless junk
said it was lucky.
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Eww. Ugly hat.
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It looks like you're hiding a possum.
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Thanks. I think you're awesome.
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Ooh! Floor pretzel at 10:00!
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Oh. Oh, yeah.
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This is definitely my lucky hat.
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Get your official monster truck dirt.
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Dirt, dirt!
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By... [whispers] Cleo.
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Cleo, nobody is stupid enough
to buy a jar of dirt.
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Yeah.
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Especially after I spent
all my money on a bag of sky.
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Why are we here?
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I promised Wyatt and Crash
that we'd do a guy thing with them.
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It's the only way they'd shut up
about "The Nutcracker."
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That show was not what I expected.
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Hey, come on, kids.
You're in the wrong section.
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Our seats are way up there.
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You said you bought us great seats.
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I did. 49 rows away from the mud.
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[announcer] Attention, Muddy Melee fans.
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-That's us.
- It's time for the seat upgrade lottery.
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-Oh, oh, oh.
- Lucky fan in seat 49b...
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[gasps]
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... your party's movingto the f-f-f-f-front row.
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Crash, that's you!
We get to sit in the front row!
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We're gonna rub butts
with the fancy people.
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Yes!
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-Wow. These are great seats.
-Yeah.
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What's with all the plastic on the ground?
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[screaming]
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Eww!
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That... was... awesome!
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There is mud in my underpants!
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I love you, lucky hat.
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Oh.
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♪ Let me tell you about the Bernsteins ♪
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♪ Yo, I'ma let you finish ♪
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-♪ But ding-dong ♪
-♪ Who's that? ♪
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♪ Yo, it's Crash at the door ♪
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♪ Don't wait for you to openKick it down hard core ♪
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♪ A purple with a 'tudeWhere your mom hide the food? ♪
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♪ In the fridgeI'ma eat it then we tear it up, dude ♪
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♪ No make-up or feelingsTea parties or dolls ♪
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♪ Now it's ninjas and football ♪
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-♪ And face slams ♪
-♪ Good call ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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♪ It's war against awesomeBut awesome's gotta soar ♪
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-♪ I'll be grounded forever ♪
-♪ That's what friends are for ♪
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♪ Crash and BernsteinCrash and Bernstein ♪
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-♪ Crash and Bern... ♪
-♪ I said "Stein" ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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[chuckles]
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[chuckles]
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[engine revs]
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You are going down, dollhouse.
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Yee-haw!
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[Crash shouts]
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Whoa.
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Sweet wheels, huh, Bernstein?
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How'd you get Jasmine to let you
modify her princess glitter car?
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I went into her room and said,
"Jasmine, are you here?"
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And nobody answered.
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After that, it was easy.
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I think it's the lucky hat.
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I once had a lucky arrowhead.
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[gasps] How'd you know it was lucky?
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The day I found it,
a bat flew into Amanda's hair.
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Whoa.
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That is an arrowhead with serious mojo.
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Where is it?
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I lost it.
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And how many bats have flown
into Amanda's hair since?
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Zero.
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Terrible.
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Come on.
Let's get down to the batting cages.
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The home run challenge starts tomorrow.
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My dollhouse!
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Crash, why would you do that to my--?
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[horn honking]
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[inaudible]
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I'm sorry. Were you saying something?
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Yes. I was saying--
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[horn honking]
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[inaudible]
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[horn honking]
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[chuckles]
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[chewing] Are you full yet?
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That's a good boy.
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What are you doing?
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Thanks to my lucky hat,
I found a stick bug.
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-No. It's a stick.
-Bug.
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-It's a stick.
-Bug.
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-Crash, that's just a stick.
-Bug.
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There's an alligator in my bathtub.
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Oh, that's Bruce.
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I fell in the sewer and landed
right on top of him.
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Once again, lucky hat.
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There's no such thing as a lucky hat.
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Shoes, sure. But that's obvious.
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[chewing] Chew your food.
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-Why are you feeding that stick?
-Bug.
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-No, it's a stick.
-Bug.
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Crash, it's just a stick.
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Bug.
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[doorbell rings]
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Hey, Wyatt.
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You ready to knock some out of the park?
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I'm feeling loose. How about you?
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A little bit.
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But that might just be
the broccoli I had for lunch.
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Excuse me.
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You couldn't have done that at home?
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[groans]
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I'm sorry you won't be
winning the home run thingy.
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I will because I'll be
wearing my lucky hat.
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[screams]
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Crash. What's wrong?
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My hat! It's gone!
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I'm sure it's here someplace.
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What am I gonna do?
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What if my luck disappears?
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Crash, you were lucky
way before you found that hat.
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I mean, you're a toy.
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And you're alive.
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I need to run a luck check.
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I was right!
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Bruce the alligator is missing!
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Bernstein, we gotta find that hat.
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[Pesto shrieks]
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I think Pesto found your alligator.
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To calm him down,
tickle him on the stomach.
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[Pesto] I'm not doing that.
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I was talking to Bruce.
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[sighs]
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- [bell rings]
- [boys gasp]
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Whoa.
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That's seven homers.
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You're definitely gonna be in the finals.
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Yeah. I'm really feeling it.
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You did okay, too.
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Maybe someday,
they'll have a grounders challenge.
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They really should.
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Some of those balls were sharply hit.
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How can you guys think about baseball
when I am missing my lucky hat?
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Crash, relax. We'll find your dumb hat.
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[gasps] It is not a dumb hat.
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It is a lucky hat
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that just so happens
to make the person wearing it
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look dumb!
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Come on. It's your turn to bat.
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Oh, no.
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I'm not going in there
without my lucky hat.
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You have to bat.
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I can't be the only one
who didn't hit a home run.
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I have a bad feeling about this.
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[grunts] See?
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If I had my lucky hat,
that would not have happened.
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If you didn't stand
in front of the pitching machine,
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that wouldn't have happened.
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Don't you dare mix up my words
so they make sense.
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Ow! Again!
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What are the odds of getting hit in
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the exact same spot twice in a row?
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Actually, they're pretty good.
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[grunts]
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All right. That's it.
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You want a piece of me, ball machine?
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[groans]
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I will take that as a yes.
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Oh!
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[spits]
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Hey. I just had an idea.
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To get out of the way?
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No.
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I bet I can't find my lucky hat
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because somebody stole it!
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Who would steal your hat?
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Why don't you tell me, Pesto?
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If that's your real name!
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Go on. Spill it! Hat stealer!
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I didn't steal your hat.
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Oh, you didn't?
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Huh. In that case,
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this investigation's
gonna take longer than I thought.
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[bell rings]
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Home run!
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[chuckles]
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Oh, come on.
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♪ Let me hear you say Crash! ♪
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♪ Crash! ♪
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-Let's review the suspects.
-Okay.
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What are you clowns doing?
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When you said you wanted
the boiler room to build a case,
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I thought you meant a bookcase.
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I'm glad you're here, Mr. Poulos.
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My partner and I would like
to ask you a few questions.
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Well, make it snappy.
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I got a cappella practice in an hour.
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All right.
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You're the bad cop, I'm the good cop.
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No, I'd be a bad good cop.
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But you wouldn't be a good bad cop.
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Maybe it'd be good if I'm the bad cop
and you're the good cop.
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But just for now. Not for good.
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-How's that sound?
-Bad.
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Good.
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Mr. Poulos, how you doing?
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You look terrific.
Have you been working out?
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Don't need to.
I just switched to rice milk.
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All right. We won't keep you for long.
Have you seen this hat anywhere?
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-No.
-Out of my way!
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I'll break this guy.
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We want answers, mister.
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I am willing to wait here all day.
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Is he about to crack, Bernstein?
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The sun's in my eyes.
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Crash, I told you,
I didn't steal your hat.
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Mm-hmm. We'll see about that.
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I'll ask you a few simple questions
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to make sure the lie detector is working.
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Is your name Cleo?
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Yes.
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Excellent.
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Do you live in Portland?
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Yes.
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Good.
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Have you ever told a lie?
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Yes.
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Liar!
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Oh, oh!
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You can't fool modern science.
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Especially two-ply.
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Okay. We're done here.
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Not so fast, sister.
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I need to dust for prints.
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Aah!
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Knock it off.
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Actually, why don't you
dust all my snow globes?
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They're loaded with prints.
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You are going down.
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[muttering] Prints here.
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Oh, and if you really want
to recreate the crime scene,
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you should make my bed.
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Oh.
266
00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:53,987
I'll make it.
267
00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,860
I'll make it good!
268
00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:59,117
I'll do your homework too if I have to!
269
00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:05,252
[sighs]
270
00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:08,041
Crash, you missed it.
I won the home run challenge.
271
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,548
Congratulations.
272
00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:13,046
Are you petting your shoe?
273
00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:16,131
Just spending some quality time
with my loved ones.
274
00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:19,894
Doing all the things
I never got to do with my lucky hat.
275
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,268
I love you, shoey.
276
00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:27,522
Wyatt, I found that rock you lost.
277
00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:29,274
Wow, thanks.
278
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,856
But this isn't a rock,
it's my lucky arrowhead.
279
00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:33,281
Hmm.
280
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,820
How very lucky for you.
281
00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:38,494
You know, I think I just
had a break in my case.
282
00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:42,294
If anyone wants me,
I'll be in my crime lab.
283
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,539
But I am not to be disturbed!
284
00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:49,131
Unless you're making three bean casserole.
Are you making three bean casserole?
285
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,129
No.
286
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,420
Two bean?
287
00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:53,837
One bean?
288
00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,551
Come on! One bean?
289
00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:57,883
No beans.
290
00:11:57,967 --> 00:12:01,007
[sighs] Then I am not to be disturbed!
291
00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:05,767
Hey, Mom. I won the home run challenge.
292
00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:08,310
[gasps] Way to go!
293
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,729
-Want to hear something funny?
-Sure.
294
00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:12,984
I really did make three bean casserole.
295
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,936
[chuckles]
296
00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,945
Crash? You in here?
297
00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:22,742
I brought you a bean.
298
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:25,374
Oh, great.
299
00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:28,123
Detective dumb butt
thinks I stole his hat.
300
00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:31,667
I don't know who
this detective dumb butt is,
301
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,341
but he must be pretty smart.
302
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,800
Because I think you did it too.
303
00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:39,128
Get ready to face the music.
304
00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:42,967
[mariachi music playing]
305
00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:45,274
-[grunts]
-[music stops]
306
00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:47,268
Never mind, I'll do it myself.
307
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:51,017
Bah bum bumm!
308
00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:53,515
That's suspense.
309
00:12:57,318 --> 00:13:00,658
Crash, if I stole your hat,
why haven't you seen me wearing it?
310
00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:02,949
Maybe you wear it at night
311
00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:05,833
and store up all the luck
in your hair for the next day!
312
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:09,000
You're the only guy around here
who stores stuff in his hair.
313
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,250
Hmm? What? Hey!
314
00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:13,462
That's my backup cheese.
315
00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:15,383
And considering your reputation,
316
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:19,172
I'm not gonna tell you
where I put my up front cheese.
317
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,429
I am keeping my eye on you.
318
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,180
[grunts]
319
00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,175
You've been warned.
320
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:30,562
Yes, I have. Do you want your eye back?
321
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,773
No! I want justice.
322
00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:35,355
[grunts]
323
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,526
Want your eye now?
324
00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:40,740
Yeah. If you don't mind.
325
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:45,279
Hey. Look at me.
326
00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:47,487
I'm a cyclone!
327
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:55,791
I called you all here
to let you know I've solved the case.
328
00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:59,088
Case of what? You got rid of that fungus?
329
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:02,263
My stolen hat.
330
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,682
And no.
331
00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:07,256
Well, in that case, stop using my towels.
332
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,177
They all smell like mushroom.
333
00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:13,975
Now everyone in this room was a suspect
in the case of the missing hat.
334
00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:16,482
I'll take each of you
in alphabetical order.
335
00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:18,525
Jasmine, you're first.
336
00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:21,488
Why? Amanda's name starts with "a."
337
00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:23,909
Oh, you want to use that alphabet.
338
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:26,828
Fine. I did suspect Amanda.
339
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:33,423
[Crash] After all, she loves fashionalmost as much as she loves herself.
340
00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:37,209
Oh, hey, Taylor.
341
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:40,383
O-m-g-c-t-h-t-c-h.
342
00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:42,672
Translation: "Oh, my gosh.
343
00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:45,137
Crash totally has the cutest hat."
344
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:48,759
What? You think I should steal it?
345
00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:52,557
A-i. Translation: "Awesome idea."
346
00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:56,347
FYI, I totally don't talk like that.
347
00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:00,030
OMG, I totally do.
348
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:05,950
Then I realized, Amanda wasn't there
when the hat disappeared.
349
00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:07,911
See? I'm innocent.
350
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:10,581
Because she'd taken Mrs. B's credit card
351
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,290
and snuck out to the mall.
352
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:14,500
As this receipt proves.
353
00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:18,835
Amanda! What did I tell you
about my credit card?
354
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,838
Before you get mad,
355
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:23,418
look at this purse.
356
00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:24,916
That is nice.
357
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:27,257
Well, my card, my purse.
358
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,848
I also suspected Cleo.
359
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:35,271
Crash, I own 78 hats.
360
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:37,102
Why would I need yours?
361
00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:39,477
Well, I was snooping on Amanda's phone.
362
00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:40,694
The GPS revealed
363
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:43,364
Cleo had taken it to the arcade!
364
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,993
You took my phone?
365
00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:49,367
[mimicking Cleo] Amanda refuses
to take me to the mall with her,
366
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,529
so I am texting her new crush
367
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,828
that he has scrawny ankles.
368
00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:58,382
I call it, "Revenge," by... Cleo.
369
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,089
Is it me?
370
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:03,509
Amanda thinks I have scrankles?
371
00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,012
Oh.
372
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:08,430
That's why Pesto keeps texting me
pictures of his ankles.
373
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:11,550
Crash, let's hurry this up.
374
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,558
I'm getting to you.
375
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,230
Obviously, Mrs. B wanted my hat.
376
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,519
But she was otherwise occupied.
377
00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:22,574
[Crash] She was ironingJasmine's new princess dress,
378
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:25,819
but she got distracted dreamingof how awesome life would be
379
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:28,112
without daughters.
380
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:29,526
Hmm.
381
00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:32,664
[mimicking Mel] if only it was
just me and the boys.
382
00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:37,082
I'd have time to make
Crash's three bean casserole.
383
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,793
Hmm?
384
00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:39,833
[gasps]
385
00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:41,576
Oh, oh. [gasps]
386
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,998
Oh, daughters!
387
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:45,877
Why, why!
388
00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:47,634
[sobbing]
389
00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:48,716
[normal voice] Ow!
390
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,550
Oh, that's hot.
391
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:54,966
You told me Mr. Poulos did this.
392
00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:58,231
Oh, really nice, Mel.
393
00:16:58,309 --> 00:17:01,189
It's called parenting, Marty. Get over it.
394
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:06,818
Ah, but Mr. Poulos
was guilty of something that day.
395
00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:10,567
[Crash] He came to fix a faucet,
396
00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:14,575
but was distracted by Jasmine'sSparkle The Wonder Horse game.
397
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:15,699
[game music playing]
398
00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:20,035
[mimicking Mr. Poulos]
Lollipop village, prepare to be conquered.
399
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:21,373
Pew, pew, pew, pew.
400
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:22,828
[chuckles]
401
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:24,917
[Crash] He playeduntil the batteries ran out.
402
00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:26,797
Rats.
403
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:30,840
Just when my unicorn
was about to inherit fairy powers.
404
00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:33,965
[grunts] Where's my swear jar?
405
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,104
Whoa.
406
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:42,596
[barking]
407
00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:44,555
Bark.
408
00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:47,775
Forget the hat. I'm the real victim here.
409
00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:51,947
The real victims
are the citizens of Gumdrop Grove
410
00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:54,570
now that Captain Cinnamon Bun
is out of the game.
411
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:55,577
[laughing]
412
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:57,198
[all laugh]
413
00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:59,905
What? You don't get to pick your name.
414
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,213
But it wasn't Mr. Poulos.
415
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:05,710
Which leaves only one suspect!
416
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,626
And that one suspect...
417
00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,173
is Crash.
418
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:12,176
[gasps] Liar!
419
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,428
You have no proof!
420
00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:15,761
Oh, I do.
421
00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:17,215
-If I may.
-Oh, certainly.
422
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,101
Thank you.
423
00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:21,892
Now I figured since Crash
was the last one to see the hat,
424
00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:24,266
I should start my investigation there.
425
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:28,484
But first, I had to think like Crash.
426
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,281
[sighs]
427
00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:36,696
Ooh! Bed meat!
428
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,993
[chewing]
429
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,907
Where's my lucky hat?
430
00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:45,996
[sighs]
431
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:48,920
[thunder rumbles]
432
00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:51,724
Yay! Sky go boom!
433
00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,132
Steak slam!
434
00:18:57,303 --> 00:19:01,103
Crash ran outside to enjoy
his favorite rainy day activity.
435
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:03,522
Rolling down the windows
of Mr. Poulos' van.
436
00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:05,231
You did that?
437
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:08,691
[laughing]
438
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:10,153
No.
439
00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:14,699
But Crash didn't want the rain
to wash the luck off of his lucky hat.
440
00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:17,907
[Wyatt] So he found a hat for his hat.
441
00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:22,044
There hatty. That'll keep you dry.
442
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:25,080
Sorry, rainy. I don't have a hat for you.
443
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,750
You guys ready to solve this mystery?
444
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:31,205
Oh.
445
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:33,171
[Wyatt] Ta-da.
446
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:36,013
Hatty? Is it you?
447
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:38,392
Oh, I feel lucky already.
448
00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:40,100
I'm leaving.
449
00:19:40,138 --> 00:19:41,598
It's working!
450
00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:44,428
Freeze.
451
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:48,560
Sparkles The Wonder Horse stays here.
452
00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:49,556
Oh. [chuckles]
453
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:50,897
How'd that get in there?
454
00:19:50,982 --> 00:19:52,982
I thought that was my crescent wrench.
455
00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:56,199
Tell your story walking.
456
00:19:58,323 --> 00:20:00,913
-Crash, I'm glad you found your hat.
-Thanks.
457
00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:04,082
And kids, this counted
as family time for the week.
458
00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:07,002
[all cheering]
459
00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:08,712
Well, Bernstein,
460
00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:11,042
it takes a big man
to admit when he's wrong.
461
00:20:13,797 --> 00:20:14,917
I'm waiting.
462
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,675
I wasn't wrong about anything.
463
00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:18,969
Apology accepted.
464
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:20,722
Oh, and you can have the hat.
465
00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:25,144
I don't need luck when I have
the best friend in the whole wide world.
466
00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:27,385
Dude. That's a cool thing to say.
467
00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:29,687
-Thanks for--
-Hello, friend.
468
00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:32,145
-Crash, that's just a stick.
-Bug.
469
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:33,612
-No, it's a stick.
-Bug.
470
00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:35,282
-It's a stick.
-Bug.
471
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,280
-Bug.
-Stick.
472
00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:37,451
Ha ha!
473
00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:41,369
[announcer]
Attention truckers and truckettes,
474
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:43,409
now entering the mud,
475
00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:46,253
it's the Ignoramus.
476
00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:47,539
[engine revs]
477
00:20:47,622 --> 00:20:50,042
Yeah! Yeah!
478
00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:51,535
[chuckles]
479
00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:53,036
Hey, Bernstein.
480
00:20:53,128 --> 00:20:54,668
Check me out!
481
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,634
No truck is gonna out-monster me!
482
00:20:57,716 --> 00:21:00,836
[announcer] Now the momentyou've all been waiting for.
483
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:03,887
The Out-monsterer!
484
00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:06,891
Uh...
485
00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:09,055
Did you steal
that from your little sister too?
486
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,272
She must be a pretty big gal.
487
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:15,357
[Crash] Whoo-hoo!
488
00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:21,107
[trucks crashing]
489
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:23,450
Oh!
490
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:25,987
[grunts]
491
00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:27,447
Hey, Bernstein.
492
00:21:27,537 --> 00:21:29,537
I'm gonna need my lucky hat back.
493
00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:32,630
Oh, oh, oh.
494
00:21:33,251 --> 00:21:36,301
♪ Crash and Bern, hardcore ♪
495
00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:38,757
♪ Bass, Bass ♪
496
00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:44,219
♪ What ♪
497
00:21:47,557 --> 00:21:48,677
♪ That's what friends are for ♪
498
00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:49,927
♪ Crash and Bern ♪
499
00:21:50,018 --> 00:21:51,188
♪ Tear it up, dude ♪
500
00:21:52,437 --> 00:21:53,807
♪ Good call ♪
501
00:21:53,897 --> 00:21:55,817
♪ Crash and Bern, Crash and Bern ♪
502
00:21:55,899 --> 00:21:58,779
-♪ I said Stein ♪
-♪ What he said ♪
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