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♪ Let me hear you say crash! ♪♪ Crash! ♪
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Six days left until summer vacation.
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If I can just catch a five-day virus,
I'm home free.
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I can't wait to be in eighth grade
and grow a mustache.
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You don't just grow a mustache
when you get into eighth grade.
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My sister did.
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[doorbell rings]
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Whatever you're selling,
I don't want any!
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Oh. Hey, Bernstein.
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And Pesto.
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Get off my lawn!
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Come on, Crash, let's get to class.
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The last week of school is the best.
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The teachers don't have
any fight left in them.
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Yeah. I have to say, I was starting to get
the hang of seventh grade.
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[sighs] One more practice year.
And after that,
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I'll totally nail it.
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That's not how it works.
Next year we go to eighth grade.
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There's an eighth grade?!
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That's crazy talk!
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What more can we possibly learn?
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I already know everyone's name.
Hey, Pete.
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That's toby.
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Yeah, but I call him Pete.
It's kind of our thing.
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Hey, Pete.
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Lisa.
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Crash is right.
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My brother says eighth grade stinks.
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The tests are harder,
the teachers are meaner.
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And they make you shower after gym.
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[shudders]
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Oh, man, eighth grade must be rough.
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That kid looks horrible.
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Come on, let's go. We're gonna be late.
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Uh, just give me a sec.
I have to get my books.
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[clanging]
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[water splashing]
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I'm gonna have to borrow your Math book.
I dropped mine in the hot tub.
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♪ Let me tell you about the Bernsteins ♪
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♪ Yo, I'ma let you finish ♪
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-♪ But ding-dong ♪
-♪ Who's that? ♪
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♪ Yo, it's Crash at the door ♪
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♪ Don't wait for you to openKick it down hard core ♪
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♪ A purple with a 'tudeWhere your mom hide the food? ♪
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-♪ In the fridge ♪
-♪ I'ma eat it then we tear it up, dude ♪
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♪ No make-up or feelingsTea parties or dolls ♪
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♪ Now it's ninjas and football ♪
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- ♪ And face slams ♪
- ♪ Good call ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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♪ It's war against awesomeBut awesome's gotta soar ♪
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-♪ I'll be grounded forever ♪
-♪ That's what friends are for ♪
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♪ Crash and BernsteinCrash and Bernstein ♪
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-♪ Crash and Bern... ♪
-♪ I said "Stein" ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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[chuckles]
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Hey, Bernstein.
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I finished helping your mom
blow up the balloons for the parade.
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Crash, the parade
isn't for another three days.
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Now you tell me.
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Whoa-ooh-ooh-ooh!
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Whoa. How did that happen?
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Not sure, but a word of advice.
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Don't sit on the balloon tank.
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Whoa-oh-oh.
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-Wyatt!
-Aah.
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You're in big trouble, Mister.
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I found this
under your pile of dirty laundry.
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It's from September.
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You haven't done laundry
since September?
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Anyway, it says you and Crash
owe two hours of community service
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before school ends next week.
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You two have to stop fooling around.
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We're not fooling around.
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-[Crash] Yeah.
-Aah!
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Listen to your mother.
This is no time to fool around.
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Crash, I told you
not to sit on my balloon tank.
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I know.
Where do you think I got the idea?
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Mom, the door!
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Whoa!
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I can see our apartment from here!
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How long was he sitting on that thing?
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The community service jobs in this list
don't sound very interesting.
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Where are the good ones?
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List Nascar test driver?
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Or lumberjack at an old folks home?
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That's a thing, right?
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You could help me
set up for the parade.
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I'm selling V.I.P. seats
in front of our building for suckers.
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I mean, very important people.
[chuckles]
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Who's gonna pay for seats
at this lousy Portland Day Parade?
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We live in Portland.
Every day is Portland day.
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Well, this year,
it's supposed to be great.
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[scoffs]
Don't even start.
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Every year they promise
it's gonna be great.
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Hey, guys.
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You're looking at the chairman
for this year's parade.
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It's gonna be great.
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[Crash shouting]
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[grunts]
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Thanks, buddy.
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That balloon air made me go in the sky.
I ate a cloud.
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[belches]
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Mmm. Delicious.
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Crash, get out of here.
This area is for V.I.P.s only.
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Virus infected pirates?
[scoffs]
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Good luck with that.
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With today's modern medicine
and the lack of accurate treasure maps,
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it's really a dying profession.
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Hey, lady. You can't park there.
It's a V.I.P. loading zone.
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Cleo, this is a business street.
You can't--
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Ah! Do you really want
to challenge me?
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You heard the girl.
You can't park there.
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Amanda.
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Hey. I'm so glad you're gonna be
Sacagawea for this year's parade.
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I haven't agreed to anything yet.
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What's in it for me?
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You'd be a local celebrity,
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part of Portland history.
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You'd probably even get on the news.
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Yeah, that all happened to me
when I fell down a well.
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Wait.
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You're baby Amanda?
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My mom would not believe this.
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[camera clicks]
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It'd be so great
to have a celebrity in the parade.
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All I have now is that weatherman
who got skinny.
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Please, Amanda?
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There'll be a lot of people here.
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Well, I do like being
the center of attention.
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And coincidentally, I have crushes
on two boys named Lewis and Clark.
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Yay!
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I promised big changes
as Parade Chairman.
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Our current Sacagawea's
been doing it for too long.
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[Rosie clears throat]
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Rosie.
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I told you to just drop off the dress.
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All right, fine.
Who wants to unzip me?
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You can keep the dress.
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I'll make my own.
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Who does she think she is?
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That's baby Amanda.
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The baby Amanda?
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Wow.
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It's not exactly being
a Nascar test driver.
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But at least we get
to clean the school!
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I thought if we said it
in that excited voice, it'd sound fun!
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Yeah! It didn't!
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This community service is pointless.
The school isn't even that dirty.
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I'm on it.
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Where'd you get all this trash?
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Online, baby. It's all online these days.
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Ooh! What is this vision of chrome
and possible mayhem?
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Power floor buffer.
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What's this? A warning label?
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"Do not play on or around."
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Stop flirting with me, Buffy.
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Okay, the janitor said to hang on tight
because this thing's got some kick.
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Oh, please, Bernstein.
Like I can't handle an electric mop.
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[grunts]
Whoa!
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[Crash shouting] This is awesome!
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Whoo!
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This is awesome!
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Whoa, whoa!
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[laughing]
[grunts]
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[crashing]
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[grunts]
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Again, again, again!
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All right. Your turn.
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Then it goes me, you, me,
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Bernstein, me, me, me, you,
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me, Bernstein, then me.
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All right, just two chores left.
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I'll wipe down the fountains,
you take care of the graffiti.
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Right.
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I took care of the graffiti.
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[Crash] And the best part is:I gave you full credit.
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♪ Let's go! ♪
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Two hours of community service
was hard enough.
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But 12 hours of scrubbing off graffiti
was even worse.
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How'd they know it was us?
That's what I don't get.
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I just got off the phone with the school.
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The bad news is,
your community service hours don't count.
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What?
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The good news is,
they're not going to prosecute.
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What?
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Okay, in my defense, Mrs. B.,
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it was an honest mistake.
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[whispering] I make bad decisions.
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Just get your hours done.
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We tried.
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We even offered to pick up trash
on the side of the freeway.
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But you have to get arrested to do that.
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Criminals get all the cool jobs.
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It's really not fair.
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Dream big, honey. You'll get there.
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But now just finish your hours
or you'll never get out of seventh grade.
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[gasps]
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They can do that?
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Yes, Crash.
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Guys, you're thinking about this
all wrong, okay.
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Community service shouldn't be a chore.
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Think about all the benefits
of giving back.
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[scoffs]
Like what?
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Well, you get a warm tingly feeling
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for being a part of something bigger
than yourself.
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I get a warm tingly feeling
when I sit on the toaster.
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-Ew.
-Are you gonna eat that?
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[humming]
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What are you doing?
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I'm helping. Hold still.
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Okay, let's see. Um...
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What are these numbers for?
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I don't have time to fool around.
I'm making my outfit for the parade.
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I'm the new Sacagawea.
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Is it contagious?
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No. Sacagawea was a...
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Well, she led the...
Actually, I don't know what she did.
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Oh, what does this do?
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[shouts] No, no!
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[stammers and shouts]
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Crash!
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I'm fashion.
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-[doorbell rings]
-Doorbell.
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Amanda, it's you from the future!
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Hi, sweetie.
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I just wanted to wish you good luck
in the parade.
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I know you're gonna make
a wonderful Sacagawea.
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Aw, thank you so much.
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And I just want to say
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it's not weird at all
that you came here to tell me that.
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I've had a good run,
and now it's over.
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So, I guess I'll go home to my 14 cats,
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all named Sacagawea.
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Aww.
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I'd hug you...
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but, you know, gross.
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Look, missy. You can't just swoop in here
and un-Sacagawea me!
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I'm not giving up the fame.
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Okay, fine, I really don't wan--
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-I'm not giving up the attention.
-Really, if it means that much--
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And I am not giving up
the 50% discount at the mall.
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No, I get it. You could be Saca--
What did you just say?
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Fifty percent?
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Sorry, Rosie.
There's a new Sacagawea in town.
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I don't know what she did.
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But she's gonna look
super cute doing it.
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Yeah, we are.
255
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,907
Care to purchase V.I.P. seats
for the parade?
256
00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:21,199
You get free water
257
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:24,492
and I have this stick to beat back
the clowns if they get too close.
258
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:25,827
[shouts]
259
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:31,787
That was another fail.
260
00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:33,586
When we volunteered
to work at the soup kitchen,
261
00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:35,510
it wasn't so you could eat all the soup.
262
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:38,968
Well, then I'm certainly
not volunteering for the pie kitchen.
263
00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:40,260
Good day, sir!
264
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,887
Come on, Crash. Enough fooling around.
265
00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:45,601
We've got to find a way
to get this community service done.
266
00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:47,812
Right, Bernstein. Wink, wink.
267
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:52,152
We really have to do our
wink, wink community service.
268
00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:54,363
Why are you saying
"wink, wink"?
269
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,651
Because I can't wink.
270
00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,990
Besides, we don't really
want to do our community service.
271
00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:02,161
If we do,
we'll have to leave seventh grade.
272
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,909
That's what your mom said.
273
00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:06,043
Wait a minute.
274
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,289
You purposely sabotaged
our community service
275
00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:10,621
so you wouldn't
have to leave seventh grade?
276
00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:15,344
Oh, Bernstein!
277
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:17,050
I don't want to go to eighth grade!
278
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:20,010
They make you do homework.
Don't you understand?
279
00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:22,391
That's work you do at home!
280
00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:26,512
We already have homework.
You just don't do it.
281
00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:29,268
Yeah, but in eighth grade,
there's more of it to ignore.
282
00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:31,101
It'll take hours!
283
00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:34,396
Please, Bernstein.
Get me to stay in seventh grade.
284
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:35,571
[sighs]
285
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,898
Come on, Crash, you can handle
eighth grade. It'll be piece of cake.
286
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:42,275
This is the first time
I'm hearing of this cake. Keep talking.
287
00:13:43,198 --> 00:13:46,078
I'm saying that you don't fear
of anything. And I'll be with you.
288
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,539
You better not touch
my eighth grade cake, Bernstein!
289
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,620
I will end you.
290
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:55,042
Okay. I'm glad to see
we're over our fears.
291
00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:57,546
Now can we please finish
our community service hours
292
00:13:57,629 --> 00:13:59,259
so we don't have to go
to summer school?
293
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,379
Summer school?
294
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:02,796
That's a thing?
295
00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:04,264
What's the cake situation?
296
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,934
There isn't one.
297
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:08,682
Summer school's full
of delinquents and slackers.
298
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:09,845
My people.
299
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:14,647
But mostly, it's kids
who really, really like going to school.
300
00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:16,647
[screams]
301
00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:23,242
We need this parade to be tight.
302
00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:25,571
This is my first time being in charge
303
00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:28,117
and I want to make my grandma proud.
304
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,831
I could feel her looking down on me.
305
00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:34,122
Go back inside, Granny. I got this!
306
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:39,548
[Crash] Quick!
307
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:43,169
Where's the community?
I need to serve it right away.
308
00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:45,138
Oh, what's up, little man?
309
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,348
Bernstein and I
need a community service project
310
00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:49,849
or we'll be sentenced to summer school.
311
00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:52,181
[whispering]
Smart kids, no cake.
312
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,693
I'll hook you up.
313
00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:58,479
There's all sorts of stuff that needs
to be done before the parade starts.
314
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:02,235
You could pick up trash
or help set up barricades.
315
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:04,898
I also need someone
to paint signs and...
316
00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:06,528
wash my scooter.
317
00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:09,079
[Crash] Consider it done.
318
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:15,329
-You painted my scooter!
-And washed the signs.
319
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:19,286
It was supposed to be
the other way around.
320
00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:22,957
All right, I washed the signs
and painted your scooter. Sheesh.
321
00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:24,668
I'm sorry, guys.
322
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,968
I can't approve
your community service hours.
323
00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:28,552
Wait, wait!
[groans]
324
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:30,096
Crash, you did it again.
325
00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:31,681
You sabotaged us!
326
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:32,925
That wasn't sabotage.
327
00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:35,556
It was just good
old-fashioned incompetence.
328
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:36,983
Face slam!
329
00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:40,022
Oh, Bernstein,
don't leave my face hanging.
330
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,856
Roland, we're really sorry.
331
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,991
Is there something else we can do?
We really need those hours.
332
00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:48,070
All right. I got a couple of things.
You choose.
333
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:51,076
You can follow the horses during
the parade to shovel up all the poop.
334
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:54,159
Or you can ride in a fire truck
and throw candy to the kids.
335
00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:56,575
[scoffs]
Really, that's a choice?
336
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:59,254
-Isn't it pretty obvious?
-We'll take the poop.
337
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:00,844
-[Bernstein] No!
-[Crash] Shh!
338
00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:02,049
[Crash] Yes, yes, yes.
339
00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:06,132
-[cheering]
-[marching band playing]
340
00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:24,151
Um, excuse me?
341
00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:25,944
This is the V.I.P. section.
342
00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:29,317
These people didn't
Pay $10 a seat to smell manure.
343
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:32,736
Okay, fine.
They can smell it for free.
344
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:36,746
But if they want to touch it,
it'll cost them $4.
345
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:40,712
Hey, guys.
346
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:43,592
I see you're finally getting
your community service done.
347
00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:47,086
Yeah, but I'm not getting
that warm tingly feeling.
348
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:50,177
More like a warm steamy feeling.
349
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:51,550
[Crash] Mm. Yeah.
350
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:55,016
Guys, there's a cleanup
behind the mounted police.
351
00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:56,558
Another one?
352
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:59,101
What are they feeding
these horses, empanadas?
353
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:03,112
[cheering]
354
00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:11,994
Is that still the same bunch of balloons?
355
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:14,283
No. It's the second bunch.
356
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,117
I tied the first bunch to my purse
357
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,832
which is now floating
somewhere over downtown.
358
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:22,423
I'm beat. Can I sit down?
359
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:23,880
Sorry, mom.
360
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,550
Even if you had your purse,
you couldn't afford it.
361
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:29,169
But those are my chairs.
362
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,476
Oh, you look cute.
363
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,941
I'm wearing a boat.
364
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:47,864
Oh! Well... you hardly notice it.
365
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:54,909
Sacagawea, it is I, your husband.
366
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,531
Mr. Gawea.
367
00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:01,330
What? Nobody said anything
about a creepy husband.
368
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,084
I volunteered, so I could be with you.
369
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:07,304
Mom said I couldn't get in a canoe
without a lifejacket.
370
00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:09,709
Fine.
371
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:13,505
This parade is not big enough
for two Sacagaweas.
372
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:14,893
Out of my boat!
373
00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:16,509
Give it up, lady.
374
00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:20,178
You do not want to get
between me and a mall discount.
375
00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:25,147
Girls, you're holding up the parade.
376
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:26,360
Butt out, Roland.
377
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:29,529
This is a Sacagawea thing.
You wouldn't understand.
378
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:30,939
I'll help you, Amanda.
379
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:34,447
As soon as I figure out
which one of you is the real Amanda.
380
00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:37,161
Is it you, or is it you?
381
00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:38,702
Is it you, or is it you?
382
00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:42,001
-Crash, be careful. You're gonna spill it.
-No, I'm not.
383
00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:46,078
I did not see that coming.
384
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:47,917
[grunting]
385
00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:51,762
[laughing]
386
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:57,800
I've got clowns down.
I repeat, clowns down.
387
00:18:57,929 --> 00:19:00,269
This parade is a disaster!
388
00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:02,098
What are you talking about?
389
00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:04,063
This is awesome!
390
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:06,154
Viva Portland!
391
00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:09,856
Oh, man, poor Roland.
392
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:11,651
This was a big day for him.
393
00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:13,105
Yeah.
394
00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:15,454
Well, see you on the flip-flop.
395
00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:17,990
Wait, Crash.
We can't just bail on Roland.
396
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:20,794
Sure we can. He already signed
our community service hours.
397
00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:24,159
But we ruined his parade.
And he really wanted to make it special.
398
00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:27,377
This is our one chance
to actually do something for someone.
399
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:30,296
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
400
00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:32,338
That some of that poop is clown poop?
401
00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:36,841
No. Why do I ask that?
You're never thinking what I'm thinking.
402
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,426
I was just thinking that.
403
00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:44,432
I'm sorry, everybody.
404
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,767
The parade stunk,
and it's all my fault.
405
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:49,363
I never should have
taken on this responsibility.
406
00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:51,979
I flew too close to the sun, Cleo.
407
00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:54,277
Too close to the sun.
408
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:57,911
Everyone, you heard him.
His fault. No refunds.
409
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,123
[crowd exclaiming]
410
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:04,449
What's going on?
411
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:09,377
Oh, sweet cheese on toast!
That is something special.
412
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:11,209
[laughing]
413
00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:12,674
Yeah.
414
00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:16,014
Whoo-hoo! Yeah.
415
00:20:16,091 --> 00:20:17,631
Thanks, Wyatt.
416
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,137
Does this make up for the scooter?
417
00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:20,509
No, it does not.
418
00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:21,635
[audience laughs]
419
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:26,890
Hey, Mrs. B., look at me.
420
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:29,436
I'm something bigger than myself.
421
00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:35,442
And I'm starting to get that warm,
tingly feeling you were talking about.
422
00:20:35,527 --> 00:20:38,317
But it could be just
because I have to pee.
423
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:39,905
[crowd screaming]
424
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:44,908
Where's everybody going?
No! Don't let go of those ropes.
425
00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:47,214
No, oh, no.
426
00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:59,094
Well, I'm done cleaning out my locker.
427
00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:00,675
I just have a couple more things.
428
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:01,890
[grunting]
429
00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:07,096
[continues grunting]
430
00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:14,734
You know, Crash.
431
00:21:14,816 --> 00:21:17,566
Maybe this is just
the last day of school talking.
432
00:21:17,652 --> 00:21:20,532
But I feel like you and I
have really bonded this year.
433
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:25,203
Yeah. At the beginning of this year,
I totally did not like you.
434
00:21:26,745 --> 00:21:28,155
And...
435
00:21:28,246 --> 00:21:29,536
And what?
436
00:21:33,251 --> 00:21:36,301
♪ Crash and Bern, hard core ♪
437
00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:38,759
♪ Bass, bass ♪
438
00:21:43,386 --> 00:21:44,386
♪ What ♪
439
00:21:47,057 --> 00:21:48,597
♪ That's what friends are for ♪
440
00:21:48,683 --> 00:21:49,773
♪ Crash and Bern ♪
441
00:21:49,851 --> 00:21:51,311
♪ Tear it up, dude ♪
442
00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:53,859
♪ Good call ♪
443
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:56,318
♪ Crash and BernCrash and Bern ♪
444
00:21:56,399 --> 00:21:58,819
-♪ I said, "Stein" ♪
-♪ What he said ♪
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