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♪ Crash and Bern ♪
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[Wyatt] Step around here!
Get that-- yeah! Yes!
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[both] Woo-Hoo!
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-New high score!
-Ha ha!
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This is the best moment
in Wyatt and Pesto history.
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Yeah!
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Um, when you guys said we
were gonna ride motorcycles,
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I thought you meant real motorcycles.
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We're 12.
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Right...
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Sorry, Snake, Dagger, Eugene.
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Another time? [chuckles]
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See you at book club?
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Sorry.
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-Hmm. Dagger's lost weight.
-Yeah.
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He eats that yogurt
that makes you poop a lot.
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Oh!
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Hey, uh, you guys
don't have the high score.
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Some dude named "Weesto" does.
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Uh... [chuckles]
That would be "Westo."
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As in Wyatt and Pesto.
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Huh? Uh-uh.
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If you combine the two names together,
it makes "Westo"!
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Totally not following,
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but really enjoying
how agitated this is making you.
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Okay, my turn to ride!
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-No!
-Hmm?
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Me and Wyatt have to play
as many times as we can.
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They're retiring
the machine this weekend.
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Whoever has the high score
on a game when it's retired,
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gets their picture up on the wall of fame.
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Huh?
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Pesto and I have been
working on our pose.
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What do you think? Tough guy?
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Male model.
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Or how about superhero?
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Well, wait.
You're doing the same pose.
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I'm male model, man.
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What's your super power?
Making up stupid nicknames?
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[laughing]
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-Whatever, let's just play some more.
-Yeah.
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Sweet! I wanna play too.
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Ha ha!
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Turn left!
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Right! Faster!
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Are we there yet?
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[grunts]
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Wow, you're really intense
when you drive.
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I can't see. Get out of the way.
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What? Ooh!
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Ha ha!
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A good driver trusts his instincts.
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[Pesto] Hey!
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Wow. You have terrible instincts. Oof!
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♪ Let me tell you about the Bernsteins ♪
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♪ Yo, I'ma let you finish ♪
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-♪ But ding-dong ♪
-♪ Who's that? ♪
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♪ Yo, it's Crash at the door ♪
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♪ Don't wait for you to openKick it down hard core ♪
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♪ A purple with a 'tudeWhere your mom hide the food? ♪
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-♪ In the fridge ♪
-♪ I'ma eat it then we tear it up, dude
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♪ No make-up or feelingsTea parties or dolls ♪
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♪ Now it's ninjas and football ♪
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-♪ And face slams ♪
-♪ Good call ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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♪ It's war against awesomeBut awesome's gotta soar ♪
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-♪ I'll be grounded forever ♪
-♪ That's what friends are for ♪
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♪ Crash and BernsteinCrash and Bernstein ♪
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-♪ Crash and Bern... ♪
-♪ I said "Stein" ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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[chuckles]
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[grunts] Time to poison my brain hole.
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[bell dings, cheering on TV]
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-[sound stops]
-Hey, I was watching that.
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And now you're not.
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[grunts and groans]
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[screams] Mine mine mine mine mine!
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[Crash groaning]
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Oh, yes!
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I am the ruler of the remote!
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I win and you lose.
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Because you are a little girl,
and I am a man!
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Hey! Give me back my blank-blank.
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Mine mine mine mine
mine mine mine mine!
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[both groaning]
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[sofa leg cracks]
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Ah!
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We broke the sofa!
Mom is going to kill us.
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Cleo, chill. It's just the leg.
I could totally fix it.
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Just relax.
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[exhales]
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Okay, we're dead.
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[screaming]
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Crash!
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We have to stay cool.
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[calmly] Cool.
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Okay, we have
to find a way out of this.
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Ooh! A cover-up. I'm on board.
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What should we do? Uh... oh!
Trash the place? Eh.
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Oh! Hide out in Mexico?
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If we're heading to Mexico,
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we may as well keep on
going all the way to Peru.
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I know a guy there
who can rent us a llama.
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I need to think!
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Can you just stop talking
for two seconds?
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[inhales deeply, holds breath]
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[groaning]
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Oh man that was impossible,
it felt like forever,
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please don't make me do it again,
seriously it's only 20 bucks a llama!
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We need to doctor the crime scene.
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Oh! Get Amanda's brush.
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We can leave some hair
in case Mom does a DNA test.
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No, I got a better idea.
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Get me some gumballs,
some copper piping
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and a leaf blower.
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Oh, never mind.
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I got it all right here.
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Cleo, give me a hand.
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-Yeah. Ha ha!
-That's actually not that bad.
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-Mm-hmm.
-Now we need to keep
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anyone from sitting on it
till we get it fixed for real.
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Check. I'll take first watch.
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Ah.
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I'm gonna need more gumballs.
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[doorbell rings]
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You ready to play some cards?
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Wow!
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And only seven summers
at magic camp.
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It's okay. I got another deck up my...
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Up my...
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You have more cards, right?
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Mm-hmm. I keep them in a drawer.
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Like a normal person.
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Oh, by the way,
I invited Crash to play with us.
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Why'd you have to invite him?
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He ruins everything.
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Just give him a chance.
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It's gonna be a friendly game.
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All right, suckers!
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Game on!
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Get out your money
so I can start taking it.
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Oh, and Pesto?
No crying when you lose.
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No tears on my game table.
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I don't cry when I lose.
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I cry when I disappoint myself.
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The game's "go fish." Oklahoma-style.
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Ten cards. Kings and lady kings are wild.
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Deadwood knocks, aces are a no--
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Does this think come with a kill switch?
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Yup, two of 'em. Mm. Mm.
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Oh, yeah? I'm so scared
of those tiny little fists.
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All right, guys. As much as I'd like
to see you two guys
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compete for the light light
light lightweight championships,
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we've got cards to play.
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Crash, you have any sevens?
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Um... go fish.
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Wyatt, what card did Crash
just put in his shirt?
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-Huh!
-It's a seven.
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Oh, a seven! [laughing]
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I misunderstood. Okay, my turn.
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-Wyatt, do you--
-Actually, it's still my turn.
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No, you just had your turn. Wyatt--
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No, I asked you for a seven,
and you had a seven. It's still my turn.
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Again with the turns, Pesto!
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You and your turns and your sevens!
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Nobody cares
how many sevens you have.
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I have lots of sevens.
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This guy's a cheater!
I'm not playing with him!
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Hey, you don't like
the way I play "go fish"?
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How about this?
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Go... fish!
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[grunts]
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[both grunting]
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Hey! Look at you guys.
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You found something
you have in common.
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You both like slapping
each other with fish.
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From now on, if you're gonna
hang out with this purple punk,
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you could do it without me!
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-But--
-Yeah well,
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if you're gonna hang out
with that clown,
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you're gonna have to do it without me!
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Oh, great.
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You know, not only did
you guys mess up the card game,
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but I'm pretty sure
that this was supposed to be
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tomorrow night's dinner!
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We've gotta do something fast.
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That couch is a ticking time bomb.
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You found my time bomb?
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-What?
-Eh...
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Nothing. Uh--
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I've been monitoring the sofa sitch.
No one's sat on it.
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Although, I've had to resort
to some extreme measures.
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[Crash yelling]
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And that's what it feels like
to be an NFL quarterback.
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[groans] Thanks for the tip.
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Hey guys! Staying out of trouble?
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-Of course!
-What have you heard?
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I mean, of course we are.
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Yeah... Don't sit on the sofa!
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-What? Why?
-Um, uh--
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Because... A lot of people are sitting
on exercise balls these days.
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You know, it's really good
for helping strengthen your core.
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-Core.
-Mm.
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Yeah well, my core and I
have an agreement.
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I don't bother it,
and it doesn't bother me.
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See? Weak core.
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You should sit on the ball.
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[screaming]
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Hey!
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Hey hey, relax!
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Relax.
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I'm just working on a way
to keep Cleo off our side of the room.
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Oh.
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'Cause if she comes anywhere
near our side of the room,
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she'll have to deal with this.
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Awkward silence?
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It was supposed to zap her
with a really bright laser.
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Hmm.
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Come on. Whoa!
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I'll modify that.
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Hey. Let's go prank Pesto.
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I got something warm and smelly
to leave on his porch.
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-[chuckles]
-[inhales] Oh!
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Whoa, Crash. That's disgusting.
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I know. It's broccoli.
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Can't you just give him a chance?
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You guys actually
have a lot in common.
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Really? Does Pesto like to do this?
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Ooh! Oh! Yeah! Oh!
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Huh?
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Uh, no.
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[grunts] All right. Oh, I know.
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Does he cry at the sight
of a beautiful sunset?
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Yes! Yes, he does!
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He does? [laughing]
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And you wanna be friends
with that baby?
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[laughing] Oh!
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Boo-hoo! Where did the sun go?
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It might never come back!
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[laughing]
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Oh, Wyatt! You're disgusting!
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Open a window!
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It wasn't me.
Crash had a bag of hot broccoli.
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Oh, sure. Blame it on broccoli.
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Your body does horrible things. Own it!
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I'm serious. He's gonna use it on Pesto.
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Your friends still don't like each other?
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No.
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Well, why don't you
force them to hang out
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like mom did with us sharing a room?
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Eventually, we got bored
of hating each other
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and started to get along.
260
00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:11,343
Now control your smells
or I'll shave off your eyebrows
261
00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:12,591
while you sleep!
262
00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:21,222
Ah. Nothing like being on my hog
263
00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,676
and feeling the wind smack my face.
264
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,517
You know you're facing
the wrong way, don't you?
265
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:27,853
I am not!
266
00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:30,107
Just keeping an eye out for Johnny law.
267
00:11:30,774 --> 00:11:31,784
Oh, there he is!
268
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:33,108
Hey, Johnny!
269
00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:35,953
Good to see you. Love that guy.
270
00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:39,874
Oh, hey Pesto.
271
00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:41,409
What brings you to the arcade?
272
00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:44,253
Um, my parents own it.
273
00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:45,709
And I got your text.
274
00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:49,459
I would have been here sooner,
but I stepped in a bag of broccoli.
275
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,252
Oh, you and your old
Italian expressions.
276
00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:53,417
[chuckling]
277
00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:55,255
-Ow, cramp cramp cramp!
-Ha ha.
278
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:56,930
Ow! Oh!
279
00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:58,338
Ow, my leg!
280
00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:00,426
Ah, I can't play anymore.
281
00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,972
But I already put
40 tokens in the game.
282
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:05,976
Pesto. You gotta take over for me.
283
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,309
I get free tokens.
284
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:08,984
I don't need to play with him.
285
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,152
He says you ride like a loser.
286
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,731
Oh, it's on.
287
00:12:14,818 --> 00:12:17,608
Pshh, you ready to lose, loser man?
288
00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:21,446
-We're on the same team, butt for brains.
-Ah! Oh.
289
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:25,453
Strong, precise,
excellent use of the open hand.
290
00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:29,037
Your smacking skills are more impressive
than I ever imagined.
291
00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:30,834
Ride with me.
292
00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:33,165
[Pest] Left.
293
00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:34,710
[Crash] Right.
294
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:36,300
Raccoon!
295
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,513
Correction: Road kill.
296
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:39,801
[both laughing]
297
00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:41,144
[Crash] Whoa! Ho ho ho ho!
298
00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:43,299
-Well well. Look who's hanging out.
-Yeah! Shh!
299
00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:44,676
We're about to hit the high score.
300
00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:46,643
-Really?
-Mm.
301
00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:48,265
Whoa whoa. Oh!
302
00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:50,311
[both] New high score!
303
00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:52,145
-Yeah!
-We're gonna be on the wall of fame.
304
00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:55,480
-Yeah, we are.
-Wow, that's great, guys.
305
00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:57,147
The wall of fame. You two.
306
00:12:57,819 --> 00:13:01,449
I put in our name. "Cresto." [chuckles]
307
00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:06,371
Whoa... That's "Crash" and "Pesto."
308
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:09,543
How come nobody else
in the entire world
309
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:12,212
has ever thought about
combining their two names
310
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:16,212
to make one awesome name?
311
00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:18,547
Well actually, Pesto and I--
312
00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:21,224
You know what? Doesn't matter.
313
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,051
It's just cool that you guys
are getting along.
314
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,676
Now we can all hang out together.
315
00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:27,313
Oh, we should wear something
awesome in our picture.
316
00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:30,890
[Crash and Pesto]
Matching motorcycle jackets!
317
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,347
Great minds think alike.
318
00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:34,397
And great behinds think alike.
319
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,401
Ha ha! Later, Bernstein.
320
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:39,493
Bye... Cresto.
321
00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:42,821
Uh... Hey, Bernstein?
322
00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:44,906
I couldn't leave you here all alone.
323
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,081
Uh, I need you--
324
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,869
-Thanks, Crash.
-Now hold on, let me finish.
325
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:52,080
I need to you to lend me 50 bucks
so I could buy motorcycle jackets.
326
00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:57,173
♪ Kick it down, Crash and Bern ♪
327
00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:59,213
Okay, new sofa plan.
328
00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:03,217
Instead of keeping people off it,
we need someone to sit on it,
329
00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:06,391
so then it'll "break"
and we can blame it on them.
330
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:07,933
We just need to set a trap.
331
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,274
Ah, yes!
332
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:12,769
Just like the trap I set to keep people
from touching all my traps.
333
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:17,823
No time for a trap.
334
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:19,189
-We've got company.
-Oh.
335
00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:23,778
Hey, mom! It's been forever.
We should catch up.
336
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:27,623
You sit on the couch, while I sit
on the coffee table facing you,
337
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:30,871
so we can create extra intimacy.
338
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:34,714
Actually, I've gotten kinda used
to sitting on this exercise ball.
339
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,331
My core is ripped.
340
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,877
Uh... I was here first! Hmph!
341
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:42,383
Crash? What is wrong with you?
342
00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:45,465
Um, you know, I can't breathe
and I'm slowly blacking out,
343
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,302
but, uh, other than that,
I can't complain.
344
00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:50,266
Ooh! That's a load off.
345
00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:51,978
You weigh a ton!
346
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:56,860
Well, in that case,
I'd better work off some calories!
347
00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:59,018
-Wait wait, no--
-[groans]
348
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:00,227
Count 'em off for me, Crash.
349
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:01,646
-One...
-Yup!
350
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,735
-Two...
-Only 98 more to go.
351
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:04,780
Three!
352
00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:06,573
-Wohoo!
-Four...
353
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:12,701
Hey, Bernstein, I got your message
and I got here as soon as I could.
354
00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:15,207
I left that message like nine hours ago.
355
00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:17,540
Yeah, I was at the movies with Pesto.
356
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,165
Then I shot hoops with Pesto.
357
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,962
Then me and Pesto
spent like four hours
358
00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:22,956
outside your building
just kinda doing nothing.
359
00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:25,218
So nine hours is as fast
as I could get here.
360
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:27,894
Okay.
361
00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:29,799
Now that you're here,
I wanted to show you
362
00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:31,888
the improvements I've made
to our border security.
363
00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:33,273
[whirring]
364
00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:34,730
[robot voice] Cleo alert!
365
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:37,849
Return to the stupid side of the roomor face the consequences.
366
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,265
[Crash] Dude, that is epic!
367
00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:41,607
You haven't seen the best part--
368
00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:43,611
No, I'm sorry.
I'm on the phone with Pesto.
369
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,947
So epic!
370
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:48,869
T minus one hour to wrestling! Oh, yeah!
371
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,618
Sweet! Pesto's coming over
to watch wrestling with us?
372
00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:53,911
[gasps] We can teach him
our pre-match ritual.
373
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:55,245
[both grunting]
374
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:57,580
[both] We're about to watch wrestling!
375
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,205
[both groaning]
376
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,092
Aw, Pesto would love that.
377
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:03,589
But we actually got tickets
to see the match live.
378
00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:04,512
See you later.
379
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,339
What? Why didn't you ask me to go?
380
00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:08,054
Uh well, I didn't know
you liked wrestling.
381
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,014
We watch wrestling
together all the time.
382
00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:12,255
We have a pre-match ritual
that clearly states:
383
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:14,677
"We're about to watch wrestling."
384
00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,185
Oh, yeah.
385
00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:19,689
I never really thought
about the subtext to it.
386
00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:21,861
Eh, I don't have to go.
387
00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:24,530
Our friendship is more important
than a wrestling match.
388
00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:26,529
Look, if you really wanna go--
389
00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:27,451
Okay, bye.
390
00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:32,493
So, Pesto and Crash are hanging out?
391
00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:34,115
I guess my plan worked.
392
00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:36,412
Yeah, your plan worked great.
393
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:37,656
Now they're best friends
394
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:39,417
and they're doing
all this stuff without me.
395
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,039
They're even gonna be
on the wall of fame without me!
396
00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:44,667
-I'm sorry, Wyatt.
-Thanks, Cleo.
397
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:47,634
I'm sorry you're being
such a baby about this!
398
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,093
I'm not being a baby!
399
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:53,216
I just wanna be on that wall
and I want my friends to play with me.
400
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:57,430
Okay, so that was a teeny bit baby.
401
00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:00,942
You know what? Forget those guys.
402
00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:02,611
Doing all that stuff without me?
403
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:05,109
They wouldn't even be friends without me.
404
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:08,241
I mean, how'd they like it
if I did all that stuff without them?
405
00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:10,663
Bravo, Wyatt!
406
00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:12,409
Great speech.
407
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:13,740
Only one problem--
408
00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:16,235
you don't have a partner
to play that game with.
409
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:20,617
Oh, well. It was fun seeing you
to at least try to man up.
410
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:23,001
[robot voice] Cleo alert, Cleo alert.
411
00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:25,714
Return to the stupid side of the roomor face the consequences.
412
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:26,625
What the--?
413
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:29,303
-[shooting]
-Ahh!
414
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:32,512
Uh! Ahh!
415
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:34,894
-Hey. I just thought of something.
-[Cleo yelling]
416
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,934
Can you at least turn this thing off?
417
00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:42,098
Can't. Manning up.
418
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:50,985
[crowd cheering]
419
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:53,321
Some idiot's supposed to be
trying to beat our high score.
420
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,156
Pshh, amateurs.
421
00:17:57,535 --> 00:17:58,785
It's Wyatt!
422
00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:02,080
And that weird dude from our room
that looks like Taylor Lautner.
423
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:06,541
-He's close to beating our score.
-Ha! Yeah, I am!
424
00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:08,588
You know, I'm surprised
you guys are even here.
425
00:18:08,672 --> 00:18:10,972
Thought you'd be out
buying friendship bracelets.
426
00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:12,629
That is nuts!
427
00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:15,967
I mean, the friendship bracelet
store isn't even open today.
428
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:18,064
That's why we bought these last night.
429
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:19,769
-Yeah.
-Yeah!
430
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:21,559
Well then, I guess it all worked out.
431
00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:23,403
You both found someone to replace me,
432
00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:25,108
and I found someone
who'll replace you.
433
00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:29,108
Only my new friend
won't ever let me down.
434
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:39,242
Really, dude? After all that nice
stuff I said about you?
435
00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:43,832
Don't worry, Bernstein.
You got your wing man.
436
00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:45,825
No, you got your wing men.
437
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:49,174
Um, Pesto?
438
00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:51,344
I'm cool sharing
this dramatic moment with you,
439
00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:54,263
but, uh, you're kinda
sitting on my biscuits.
440
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:56,215
Ah.
441
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:02,020
You guys don't have to do this.
You already have the high score.
442
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:04,020
No, that was "Cresto."
443
00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:06,562
But up on that wall it's gonna be...
444
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,306
"Bernrashto."
445
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:11,742
"Pestashio... Stein."
446
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,778
Ah, we'll figure it out later. Let's ride.
447
00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:16,112
Left. Right.
448
00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:17,317
-No hands!
-Wohoo!
449
00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:18,237
Wohoo!
450
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:21,201
All right... [grunts]
451
00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:23,366
From now on, hands.
452
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:28,247
Yeah!
453
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,705
[Crash, Pesto and Wyatt]
New high score!
454
00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:33,295
[all cheering]
455
00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:36,431
Yeah! Thanks, guys. That was awesome.
456
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,349
Wall of fame, here we come.
457
00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:43,056
Wait wait wait wait!
458
00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:44,311
What pose should we do?
459
00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:47,352
Oh, I know.
How about the invisible man?
460
00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:48,807
Pshh, that's stupid.
461
00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:51,017
How can someone be in the picture,
if they're invisible?
462
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:52,357
Exactly.
463
00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:57,991
♪ Crash on fire ♪
464
00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:01,237
I don't know about this, Crash.
465
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:04,616
Look, there's no other choice.
She's gonna find out sooner or later.
466
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,504
Someone's gotta take the fall for this.
467
00:20:06,581 --> 00:20:08,421
You know she's gonna get mad.
468
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:11,590
Yeah, but a real man's
not afraid to throw himself
469
00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:12,840
in the line of fire.
470
00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:15,048
Oh, Mrs. B, would you
please come in here?
471
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:16,591
I have something to tell you.
472
00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:18,635
Wha--?
473
00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:21,676
Taylor Lautner broke your sofa.
474
00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:25,772
Cleo, you're grounded.
475
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,190
Crash, on the exercise ball!
476
00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:32,610
No no no! No!
477
00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:36,108
♪ Crash and Bern, hard core ♪
478
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:38,744
♪ Bass, bass ♪
479
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:43,697
♪ What ♪
480
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:48,750
♪ That's what friends are for ♪
481
00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:49,872
♪ Crash and Bern ♪
482
00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:51,078
♪ Tear it up, dude ♪
483
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:53,795
♪ Good call ♪
484
00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:55,588
♪ Crash and BernCrash and Bern ♪
485
00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:58,382
-♪ I said, "Stein" ♪
-♪ What he said ♪
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