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[grunts]
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Waxing your snowboard?
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-Can I help?
-Sure.
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The snowboard club is going
on a trip next weekend,
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but my mom thinks I'm not
responsible enough.
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That's ridiculous, Bernstein.
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You're the most responsible guy I know.
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-Who wants cookies?
-Cookies?
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[Crash] Save one for me-eeee!
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[thuds]
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He's okay. He landed on his head.
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So have you thought any more
about my snowboard trip?
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Look, I appreciate your argument
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that you are a very responsible
12-year-old,
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but that's like being
the best-smelling orangutan.
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What I'm saying is the bar is low.
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That was awesome!
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Again, again, again, again, again!
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Whoa.
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-And then there's Crash.
-[laughs]
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I'm going in to work,
so Amanda's in charge.
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Help her out.
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And if I get a good report,
we'll see about the trip.
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-Thanks, Mom.
-Oh and, Crash?
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-Don't.
-Don't what?
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Anything you think would be fun.
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-Hey, Bernstein?
-Yeah?
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Would it be fun if we dropped
a water balloon on your mom?
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-No!
-Oh goody!
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Then we can do it. [laughs]
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♪ Let me tell you about the Bernsteins ♪
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♪ Yo, I'ma let you finish ♪
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-♪ But ding-dong ♪
-♪ Who's that? ♪
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♪ Yo, it's Crash at the door ♪
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♪ Don't wait for you to openKick it down hard core ♪
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♪ A purple with a 'tudeWhere your mom hide the food? ♪
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-♪ In the fridge ♪
-♪ I'ma eat it then we tear it up, dude
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♪ No make-up or feelingsTea parties or dolls ♪
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♪ Now it's ninjas and football ♪
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-♪ And face slams ♪
-♪ Good call ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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♪ It's war against awesomeBut awesome's gotta soar ♪
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-♪ I'll be grounded forever ♪
-♪ That's what friends are for ♪
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♪ Crash and BernsteinCrash and Bernstein ♪
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-♪ Crash and Bern... ♪
-♪ I said "Stein" ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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[chuckles]
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Hey, Wyatt, where do we keep
our recipe for water balloons?
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I'm in charge now.
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Fun time is over.
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[sighs] You know,
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when you walk into a room,
it's just kind of assumed.
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The good news is you don't have to stay.
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Your mom thought it was really unfair
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that you always got stuck
babysitting us,
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so she left Wyatt and me in charge.
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Yeah, right.
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How can you not trust this face?
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Why don't you go call a friend
and have some girl time?
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You know, paint your toenails,
exchange recipes,
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have a scratch fight.
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Wow, you really understand girls.
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I watch a lot of telenovelas .
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[mimicking women's voices]
Yo quiero a don Pedro.
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Eres una mentirosa.
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Don Pedro es mi esposo.
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[gasps]
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Imposible!
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Don Pedro es mi esposo.
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Puerca!
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[mimics slapping, gasps]
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I'm gonna go to the arcade.
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Stay away from Don Pedro!
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He is a player!
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Now that I'm in charge,
I can get to work on my bucket list.
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"Red bucket,
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blue bucket,
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green bucket,
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bucket with flowers on it."
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Oh, I'll never accomplish all this!
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Wait, I've got a better idea.
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Ah, whoo! Hoo! Hoo!
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[laughs]
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Whoo, whoo!
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[laughs]
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Oh, Crash, you do not want
to be swimming in that toilet.
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Pfft, it's better
than swimming in a public pool.
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Do you know what kids do in there?
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Yeah, the exact same thing
that we do in there!
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Pfft, relax, Bernstein.
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Didn't you hear? We're in charge now.
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What?
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Yeah, I told Amanda she could go
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so you can prove to your mom
that you are responsible.
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-Isn't that a great plan?
-No!
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It's probably the worst plan
I've ever even heard of.
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But what's done is done, so I'm in.
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Yep. How about a courtesy flush, huh?
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-Sure.
-Whoo! Hoo! Hoo!
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[laughs]
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[sighs]
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♪ Hey hey hey, come on ♪
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-Uppercut, jab jab!
-[game sounds]
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-[knocks]
-It's Mr. Poulos.
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Oh, are you kidding me?
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Hello, Jasmine.
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-Can I see your mom?
-[game bell rings]
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Oh great!
I just lost the heavyweight belt.
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[Poulos shouts]
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Hello, Mrs. Bernstein?
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Oh, hey, Cleo.
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I need to get out on your patio,
check the air-conditioner vent.
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You want to go through our apartment?
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I was going to scale
the side of the building,
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but my superhero tights
are at the dry-cleaners.
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-Don't picture that!
-I already did.
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By the way, one of your toilets
flushed about a dozen times.
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Your job makes you keep track
of how often toilets get flushed?
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Yes. So let this be a lesson to you.
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Stay in school, kid.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. What is this?
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[bubbling]
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It's not going to explode, is it?
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It'll explode onto the fashion scene,
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if that's what you mean.
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It's not.
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I'm developing my signature scent.
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It has top notes
of strawberry and bergamot,
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[sniffs] With a hint of mystery.
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The mystery is my mom's perfume.
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It's kinda nice, actually.
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Reminds me of my Nana.
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[sneezing]
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Unfortunately I was allergic to my Nana.
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"Come give Nana a hug!"
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"Get away from me, you walking ragweed!"
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-[keys jingle]
-I love that woman.
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[lock clicks]
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There we go.
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Aww. Forgot my gloves.
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I just had a manicure.
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That stays between us.
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[toilet flushes]
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Again with the flushing!
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You're abusing the privilege!
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In some countries you just get a hole.
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[humming]
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Exfoliating: Check.
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[Crash grunting]
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Oh, no, I'm stuck.
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Oh, well, I always wanted
to live by the water.
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[knocks]
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[gasps]
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Dah!
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What'd I tell you about putting
foreign objects in the toilet?
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Foreign? Check my tag, pal,
I am made in the U.S.A.!
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Ooh, and my eyes are a choking hazard.
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So are my hands. Get out of there.
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[both grunting]
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He's stuck.
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All right, I can handle this.
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Hold your breath.
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This thing has been some places.
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[pops]
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Get off, get off!
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-[pops]
-Ah! Ha ha!
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-[water sprays]
-Aw, come on!
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[laughs]
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Where's Amanda?
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There's a rule in this building that kids
be supervised by someone 16 or older.
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I'm calling your mom.
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Wait, wait, wait,
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Amanda went to get us lunch.
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All right, that sounds reasonable.
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Should we have her bring
something back for you?
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Crash!
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I'll take a salami on rye.
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-What are you doing?
-Oh right, my bad.
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You want dessert with that?
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Yeah, some kind of tart would be nice.
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Math is easier when you make it
about something that really matters.
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Like eye shadow.
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You have 10 shades here.
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If I take away one,
what percentage do you have left?
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Here's a clue: It starts with a nine...
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ty percent?
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That was the answer.
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[phone rings]
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This better be good, Wyatt, I'm tutoring.
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You've got to come home.
I need your help.
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-Mr. Poulos is on to us.
-I can't.
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I'm helping Crystal with her math
and she's not very bright.
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Oh, not you, a different Crystal.
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Ooh, I just remembered,
Wrestle Madness is on.
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-Yes, sir!
-[bell rings]
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Wrestling is so fake.
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I can't hear you!
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[shouts] I said it's fake!
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[blasts]
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Noise fight!
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[rock music blasting]
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[whirring]
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Bernstein, more noise!
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I got your back.
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[laughs]
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Jasmine, it's two against one! Help!
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[screaming]
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We need reinforcements!
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This just got real.
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I went downstairs
and got Petey and his pipes!
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This is an original piece
I like to call "Rainbows"!
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-Knock off the racket!
-[noise stops]
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Where's Amanda?
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I'm not getting that sandwich, am I?
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How about a song?
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[mimicking bagpipes]
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[screams]
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That's it.
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I'm calling your mom.
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-I'm calling your mom!
-[beeps]
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Hello, Mrs. Poulos?
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Your son is being very annoying.
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Wait a minute.
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No one has to call anyone's mom,
especially mine.
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But the rule is we need
someone over 16, right?
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-Well, Petey's 25.
-And a half.
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That numbskull
is not a responsible adult!
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I don't like your labels, man.
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All right, you got me on a technicality.
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But until your mom comes home,
I'll be watching you
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with this here,
Wi-Fi camera thing-a-ma-jig.
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Okay, I'm going to the arcade
to get Amanda.
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Find something safe and quiet
to do with Jasmine.
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Oh, want to learn how to juggle?
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Jasmine, go gas up my chainsaws.
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Or we could play hide and seek.
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Jasmine, hide and seek is boring.
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I have a whole bagpipe rock opera
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about the loch Ness monster.
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Hide and seek it is.
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Amanda, Amanda, listen to me--
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Hey, you didn't tell me
your friend was a rodeo clown.
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Thank you for your service.
What you do is really important.
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If you're here to get me to come home,
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it's not happening.
I'm not bailing you out.
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All right,
but when Mom finds out you left,
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you'll get grounded.
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And if you're grounded you'll miss
Zach's party or Shane's party
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-or Anayat's party.
-[gasps]
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And if you miss one of those,
do you know how many parties
258
00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:10,148
you'll get invited to after that?
259
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,820
Zero.
260
00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:16,605
[laughs]
261
00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:20,736
There's the camera
I was telling you about.
262
00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:25,326
Only Mr. Poulos is watching.
263
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,252
Maybe he knows people.
264
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:30,752
Have you seen Jasmine?
265
00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:32,674
You lost Jasmine?
266
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,422
No, we are playing hide and seek.
267
00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:37,295
She's really good.
268
00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:39,882
We haven't seen her in half an hour.
269
00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:41,928
Cleo, how could you let this happen?
270
00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:46,772
What? You expect me to control
the purple menace and bilbo bagpipe?
271
00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:49,730
That's what we should name our band!
272
00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:52,479
No.
273
00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:56,779
Mom is going to kill me.
274
00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:59,570
Plus Jasmine's the least-annoying sister!
275
00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:01,164
[Jasmine] Thanks, Wyatt!
276
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,658
Jasmine?
277
00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:05,492
How did you get in there?
278
00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:07,867
Crash put me in here.
279
00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:13,711
Um, that is only partly true.
280
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,503
Yes, I put her
in the open vent on the patio.
281
00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,718
And yes, I told her to crawl inside.
282
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,628
But after that it's a mystery.
283
00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:23,796
Crash, what made you think
it was a good idea
284
00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:26,557
to put Jasmine
in the air-conditioning vent?
285
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,349
Actually, that's a funny story.
286
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:31,353
Turns out she's too big
for the garbage chute.
287
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,605
All right, Jas, just crawl back
to where you got inside.
288
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:36,860
I can't.
289
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:38,151
I'm lost.
290
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:41,114
Um, this might not be the best time,
291
00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:43,946
but who's paying me for babysitting?
292
00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:47,664
Petey, go home.
293
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,874
[sighs] Bye.
294
00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:53,581
Okay, I still have an outside shot
295
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,587
at going on that snowboard trip.
296
00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:58,549
Amanda, keep Jasmine calm
while we figure this out.
297
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,048
How are you doing, Jasmine?
298
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,143
You don't have to go
to the bathroom, do you?
299
00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:06,719
I didn't. But I do now.
300
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,559
I have the answer to our problem.
301
00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:16,145
Mr. Poulos left
these blueprints out on the patio.
302
00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:20,648
Oh great.
303
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,735
So when we break into the bank,
304
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:24,741
Wyatt, you take care of the alarm.
305
00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:26,243
Cleo, you grab the money.
306
00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:27,744
I will drive the getaway car.
307
00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:30,076
But so help me,
if you are not out in 60 seconds,
308
00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:32,461
I will be a dust cloud!
309
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:36,790
Crash, these are the plans
for the building's ventilation system.
310
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:40,876
Oh, um, then we may
have to change the plan.
311
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,801
Okay, here's our apartment.
312
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,553
So Jasmine should be right here.
313
00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:49,716
That looks like a straight path
from her to our bathroom.
314
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:52,726
Yeah, but the vent in there
is locked and impossible to bust open.
315
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:57,059
I saw Mr. Poulos unlock the outside vent.
He'll have a key to this one.
316
00:14:57,147 --> 00:15:00,277
And there's only one way to get it.
317
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:02,815
[dings]
318
00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:10,736
[southern accent] Ah, pardon me, sir,
I am a Southern millionaire
319
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:13,457
and I'm interested
in purchasing this building.
320
00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:17,998
May I please borrow your keys
so I may inspect the premises?
321
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,674
[southern accent]
322
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:22,633
Well, why, why, why, why, of course.
323
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:23,924
Where are my manners?
324
00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:26,177
Perhaps you'd like to step into my parlor
325
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,599
for some sweet tea and some rhubarb pie?
326
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,598
Why, that sounds delightful.
327
00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:33,389
-Get out of here!
-Oh, hoo, hoo, hoo.
328
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:38,444
Poulos is craftier than I thought.
329
00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:41,361
Time for plan B,
we just need to convince your mom
330
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,111
that we don't really need Jasmine.
331
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:47,066
No one gets left behind on my watch!
332
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:48,565
We are going in to get her.
333
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,946
Crash, prepare to go airborne.
334
00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:56,078
X-ray, bravo, foxtrot.
335
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,174
What is your exact location?
336
00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:01,883
Um... the living room.
337
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,051
All right, forward three clicks.
338
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:05,550
No, no, no, okay. Now left.
339
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,382
No, did I say left? I meant down.
340
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,927
Now up. No, no, my up.
341
00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:10,300
Not your up, my up!
342
00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:13,426
-[grunts]
-[dings]
343
00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:17,345
All right, Bernstein,
I'm going in and I'm going in hot!
344
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,478
Two, please.
345
00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:24,364
[sniffs]
346
00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:26,742
Is that you or did it smell
when you came in here?
347
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,240
Blech, ugh.
348
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:33,446
-♪ I was in fifth heaven... ♪
-[elevator dings]
349
00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:40,206
[gasps] Oh...
350
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:42,501
That was the longest
two floors of my life.
351
00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:44,795
They should call it the "smellevator."
352
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:49,678
[shouts]
353
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:51,389
Butt crack at 12:00.
354
00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:53,469
Butt crack at 12:00.
355
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:55,675
Oh, be glad you're not here, Bernstein.
356
00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:58,095
There are some things
a man's not meant to see.
357
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,064
Just grab the keys and get out.
358
00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:03,186
Got 'em.
359
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:04,523
Ha ha, yeah!
360
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:06,687
Yeah-- whoop whoop.
361
00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:07,986
[grunts] Whoa!
362
00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:12,532
Purple hawk down!
363
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,405
Repeat, purple hawk down!
364
00:17:15,744 --> 00:17:17,124
Where's my jar?
365
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:18,663
[shouting]
366
00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:24,044
-[dings]
-Come on!
367
00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:25,337
No, not the smellevator!
368
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,960
I'll talk! I'll talk!
369
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,347
Yeah, let's take the stairs.
370
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:38,024
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
371
00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:39,349
Oh, you found Crash.
372
00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:40,774
We were wondering where he was.
373
00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:42,982
Well, thanks for returning him.
See you, Mr. Poulos.
374
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:45,023
Not so fast, girly.
375
00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:47,436
There's some shenanigans
going on around here.
376
00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:50,735
Somebody better start talking
or the purple guy gets it.
377
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:53,370
Ooh, what do I get, a surprise?
378
00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:55,948
Oh, please let it be a labradoodle!
379
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:59,204
We were just playing hide-and-seek.
380
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:00,617
Who said that?
381
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:02,455
[both] Um, uh...
382
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:05,460
Oh, Mr. Poulos, I'm glad you're here.
383
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:08,963
I'm pretty sure I took that allergic
part out of my signature scent.
384
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:13,885
[sneezing]
385
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:18,178
Ha ha.
386
00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:21,229
Still too much Nana?
387
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,690
-[grunts]
-Here you go.
388
00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:31,149
-[sneezes]
-Whoa.
389
00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:33,655
-[clangs]
-[shouts]
390
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:37,533
Hang on, Jasmine, I'm coming for you.
391
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:40,447
[growls] I didn't bring my jar!
392
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:45,168
[shouting]
393
00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:49,632
-Are you okay?
-[muffled]
394
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,170
Where'd you come from?
395
00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:54,257
I wish I had your job.
396
00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:57,512
You get to go in the air conditioning
any time you want.
397
00:18:57,595 --> 00:19:00,265
It's really fun in there!
398
00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:04,524
You guys let her go in the ventilation?
399
00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:07,612
You're in big trouble.
Now I'm really calling your mother!
400
00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:10,189
Go right ahead.
You also might want to explain to her
401
00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:12,145
that you're the one who left
the grate on the patio open
402
00:19:12,235 --> 00:19:14,025
so Jasmine could get inside.
403
00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:16,282
Well... [stammers]
404
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:18,124
Hey, everybody.
405
00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:20,119
Mr. Poulos, what are you doing here?
406
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:21,451
Is anything wrong?
407
00:19:21,536 --> 00:19:25,416
Yes, Mr. Poulos, is anything wrong?
408
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:28,588
What could be wrong?
409
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,128
I love my life.
410
00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:32,841
Everything turned out exactly as I hoped.
411
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,298
Mr. Poulos smells nice.
412
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:39,224
That's unusual.
413
00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:42,345
Thanks, Mom. I'm calling it...
414
00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:45,272
[whispers] Cleo for men.
415
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:49,556
Well, everything
still seems to be standing.
416
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:53,317
Amanda, I really appreciate
you giving up your Saturday to babysit.
417
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:56,281
What about me, Mom?
Can I go on that snowboard trip?
418
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:57,613
Well, that all depends.
419
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,737
How'd Wyatt do? Was he helpful?
420
00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:01,084
I guess he was all right.
421
00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:04,119
You'll get rid of us
for three whole days.
422
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,214
He was great!
It's like I wasn't even here.
423
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:11,130
-Okay, he can go.
-Yes!
424
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:12,921
Wait a minute-- did you say "us"?
425
00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:13,884
Crash is going?
426
00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:16,223
I am? I'd better go pack.
427
00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:19,973
Well, all packed.
428
00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:25,484
On an unrelated note,
there's a flood in the bathroom.
429
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:26,938
Crash!
430
00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:35,153
[southern accent] I declare
431
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,815
I do enjoy a warm breeze
432
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:40,324
and a cool beverage on a summer's Eve.
433
00:20:41,116 --> 00:20:43,736
[southern accent] I concur, my good man.
434
00:20:43,827 --> 00:20:47,997
Oh, and please try
some of my rhubarb pie.
435
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:50,631
I believe I've found the perfect balance
436
00:20:50,709 --> 00:20:53,919
between Rhu and Barb.
437
00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:56,594
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
438
00:20:57,173 --> 00:21:00,343
Dip me in batter and cover me in gravy.
439
00:21:01,845 --> 00:21:03,925
[southern accent] Evening, gentlemen.
440
00:21:05,515 --> 00:21:08,805
Would y'all object
to some feminine company?
441
00:21:11,146 --> 00:21:12,806
[normal voice] Um, Mel,
442
00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:15,187
this is-- this is kind of our thing.
443
00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:18,822
Well, fine.
444
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:20,573
Then give me my pie back.
445
00:21:20,655 --> 00:21:23,825
-[Crash stammers]
-You're no fun at all.
446
00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:28,038
[southern accent] It is so hard
to find good help these days.
447
00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:29,961
[southern accent] I do reckon.
448
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:36,343
♪ Crash and Bern, hard core ♪
449
00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:38,801
♪ Bass, bass ♪
450
00:21:43,261 --> 00:21:44,101
♪ What ♪
451
00:21:47,057 --> 00:21:48,557
♪ That's what friends are for ♪
452
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:50,021
♪ Crash and Bern ♪
453
00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:51,811
♪ Tear it up, dude ♪
454
00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:54,229
♪ Good call ♪
455
00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:56,074
♪ Crash and BernCrash and Bern ♪
456
00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:59,029
-♪ I said, "Stein" ♪
-♪ What he said ♪
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