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Bottom of the ninth.
Bernstein's pitching a gem.
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Move in! This batter hits like my mom.
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No offense, Mom.
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And you wonder why your sisters
won't play with you?
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No, I don't.
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Now if I could also get them
to stop talking to me,
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I'd be living the dream.
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[all] Happy birthday, Wyatt.
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[all] Whoo!
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Shoot. Was that today?
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Happy birthday, sweetie! Glitter!
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You're gonna love where we're taking you
for your birthday, Wyatt.
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[scoffs] I doubt it.
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The places you take me
are always so girly.
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Well, there's nothing girly
about this year's surprise.
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Now come here
so I can blindfold you with this bra.
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-[all] Surprise!
-[chuckles]
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Wow!
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It's like you guys read my mind...
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...and did the exact opposite.
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It's the build-a-bestie store.
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Amanda, when I asked you to plan this,
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I assumed that you'd pick a place
Wyatt would like.
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Well, that'd be great,
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but there's no place called
"Boogers and comic books."
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So wait. Building a doll
is my non-girly birthday present?
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Well, we don't have to call it a doll.
We'll call it an action figure.
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Just put the bra back on my head.
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Okay, where's the birthday girl?
I got your special birthday tiara.
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Oh.
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Sorry, dude.
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This is not what I wanted to do
for my birthday.
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I wanted to play paintball or laser tag!
Or even just throw a rock at something!
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You know I don't like violence.
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[stammering] Really?
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'Cause giving me a doll
pretty much guarantees
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I'll get my butt kicked.
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I wish I had a brother.
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Someone I could do guy stuff with.
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He'd spit and grunt and break stuff.
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And he'd know the difference
between a touchdown and a three-pointer.
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Baseball's stupid.
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Can't correct you. On a roll here!
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He'd have ninja weapons,
and very strong opinions.
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And we'd build stuff, and destroy stuff.
We'd always have each other's backs.
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Me and Crash!
That's right. I named him Crash.
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Because I'm a guy, and this is
how a guy eats his princess cake.
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You go, girl.
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This is the worst birthday ever!
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[man] Ow! Don't take it out on me.
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Who said that?
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-[man] I did. Now step aside, boss.
-Aah!
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[Crash] It's alive!
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No, seriously. I came to life.
How cool is that? [chuckles]
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Aah!
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You must be Wyatt. Glad to meet you.
I'm Crash. Thanks for building me.
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Let's hang, spit, break some stuff. Oh!
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-[chuckles]
-He is awesome!
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Yeah I am! Face slam! Aah! [laughs]
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♪ Let me tell you about the Bernsteins ♪
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♪ Yo, I'ma let you finish ♪
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-♪ But ding-dong ♪
-♪ Who's that? ♪
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♪ Yo, it's Crash at the door ♪
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♪ Don't wait for you to openKick it down hard core ♪
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♪ A purple with a 'tudeWhere your mom hide the food? ♪
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-♪ In the fridge ♪
-♪ I'ma eat it then we tear it up, dude
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♪ No make-up or feelingsTea parties or dolls ♪
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♪ Now it's ninjas and football ♪
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-♪ And face slams ♪
-♪ Good call ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ Crash and Bernstein ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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♪ It's war against awesomeBut awesome's gotta soar ♪
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-♪ I'll be grounded forever ♪
-♪ That's what friends are for ♪
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♪ Crash and BernsteinCrash and Bernstein ♪
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-♪ Crash and Bern... ♪
-♪ I said "Stein" ♪
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♪ What he said ♪
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[chuckles]
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Oh, is this chocolate?
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[coughs and spits] Yuck. Nope. Candle.
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Oh, what's on the other side of that door?
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Oh, kitchen.
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Oh, can I do a cartwheel
across your couch?
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Whoa! [grunts]
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Uh. Nope. I cannot.
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Isn't he epic?
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Oh, I gotta go get my camera!
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He sure is epic, honey. [chuckles]
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-Now where's his stinking off switch?
-[laughing]
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-It's gotta be here somewhere.
-No, down. To the left. Oh, there it is!
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Thank goodness.
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Okay, girls.
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Take him to the garbage chute.
Make it look like an accident.
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-Psych!
-[screams]
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[laughs] I have no off switch.
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I'll be on forever!
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Okay, girls, let's not panic.
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We've taken in strange creatures before.
That's how we got Ferret Bueller.
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-Crash, do not eat Ferret Bueller!
-Oh, copy that. [chuckles]
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I know where you live.
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-[grunts]
-I don't get it.
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How'd you come to life?
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I don't know.
How did any of you come to life?
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The world is full of miracles.
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Whoa. Who is that?
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[romantic music playing]
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That's Princess Glitter.
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No way. She is crazy hot.
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You are crazy hot.
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Hi. My name's Crash.
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You shy or is there a string
I gotta pull or something?
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Back off! She's too good for you.
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Oh, I get it. You want me to fight
for the princess's honor.
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Who do I gotta slay? A-ha-ha!
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What the--?
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You come with a sword?
Girls, where did you find that store?
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Crash, we don't have swords
in this apartment.
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Oh, that's okay.
I brought enough for everybody.
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[laughs] Hi-yah!
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This rocks.
I finally get another guy in the house.
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Look, Wyatt, if he's going to stay,
then you have got to take care of him.
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Look, it's like adopting a puppy.
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Um, speaking of which,
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you'd better get some newspaper,
'cause I really gotta go.
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Oh! Here.
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Thanks. I'll be in the bathroom.
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So this is the man cave, and, uh--
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What the what?
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-Yeah. I share a room with Cleo.
-Wait, wait, wait. I don't get it.
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So it's half girly...
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...half dude-y.
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It should be all dude-y.
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If it were up to me,
I'd spread the dude-y all over this room.
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Well, it's not so bad.
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I mean, Cleo has a bunch of rules,
but I just ignore them.
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Don't touch that!
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Don't sit there! Crash, that's Cleo's bed!
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[laughs] Oh. Whatever.
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Oh, hey, Bernstein, alley-oop!
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Oh, I was fouled!
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Keep it down. I have work to do.
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Oh, what's that?
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Oh, it's the logo for my new brand.
It's called...
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[whispers] ...Cleo.
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Your brand's called Cleo?
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What? No, Crash.
My name's Cleo. My brand's...
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[whispers] ...Cleo.
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I should introduce you to my brand.
It's called...
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[whispering] ...BO.
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-Uh!
-[laughs]
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What happened
to our motocross calendar?
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I threw it out. Kittens are cuter.
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Motorcycles
are much cuter than kittens.
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I mean, cooler. cooler.
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-This is why I need my own room.
-No, what you need is your own room.
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-That's what I said.
-Don't fight me on this.
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I now know why I was put on this Earth.
To get you the room that you deserve.
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Oh, there will be casualties.
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But I will not rest
until my mission is accomplished!
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Although, making this dramatic speech
has taken a lot out of me.
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So I could use a quick power nap.
But right after, I will!
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Um, lady?
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Sorry. I'm not entirely used
to you talking and being alive.
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It's okay. You freak me out too.
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Uh, so what should I call you?
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Mel, Mrs. B., mamacita Lupita?
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-Mrs. B. works for now.
-Sounds good, Mel. Listen.
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We need to have a serious conversation.
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Sweet, a trampoline! Aah!
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Nice grab. Wyatt needs his own room.
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Yeah? Yeah, and I need
the hairy guy across the alley
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to get some curtains!
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Which guy are you-- Oh, oh, oh!
Oh! Excuse me.
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I need to get rid of that image.
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[grunts]
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[chewing]
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[spits]
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Oh. Oh, that's much better.
Oh, look. Tomatoes.
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Hi-yah! [chuckles]
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Okay, we need to get something straight.
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First off, I don't like you.
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That's okay. I already have a girlfriend.
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Don't be jealous, baby.
She talks too much.
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Give me the doll.
Look, I'm letting you stay.
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But I am not doing it for you.
I'm doing it for Wyatt.
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I'd do anything for my little Wy-guy.
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But if you cross me, so help me,
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I will hollow you out
and use you as a very ugly purse!
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Huh. Wow. You have a violent streak.
It is very off-putting.
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Tomato grenade! [spits]
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Fire in the hole! Whoo!
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Crash!
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Look, Mrs. B, this is what guys do.
And we need the space to do it.
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That's why Wyatt needs his own room.
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Okay, Crash. I have four kids
and two bedrooms to put them into.
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So Wyatt will get his own room
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when Amanda moves out
or we get a bigger place.
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Got it. Good talk, Mrs. B.
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Um, what's going on?
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Oh, you're moving out
so Wyatt can have his own room. Whoop!
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But I'm sending you off in style.
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-[music playing]
-[laughs]
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Yeah! Bon voyage.
May the wind always be at your back.
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Now get out.
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-[music stops]
-I'm not going anywhere.
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I mean it. Just ask my guidance counselor.
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Hmm. Oh!
What if I used my game show voice?
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Because I'm not just sending you anywhere,
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I'm sending you
to the finest cooking school
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in all of Latvia! [laughs] Yeah!
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I don't have time to deal
with an annoying purple thing.
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It's called an eggplant.
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Nothing? Oh, all right.
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Oh, let's try something else.
Do you like magic?
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Please step into this box.
[groans] Ha ha!
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Uh, ignore the one way to Dubai sign.
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And don't worry,
there's water and squeaky toys in there.
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Crash, did Wyatt ever tell you
about his favorite robot?
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Funny story,
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it annoyed me, and somehow
it ended up in the incinerator.
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So what's your point?
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-Check your tag. You're flammable.
-[chuckles]
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That's sweet, Amanda.
You're pretty great, too. Yeah.
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Oh! Squeaky toy!
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[Crash] Squeaky, squeaky!
Squeaky, squeaky, squeaky! [laughs]
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Huh?
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Hello?
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Is anybody there?
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Is this Dubai?
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It's nice.
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There's no reason to be jealous, Pesto.
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Yeah, Crash is awesome,
but you will always be my friend.
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Your best friend!
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Why do we have to put labels on things?
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So it's tied.
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Sure. Let's call it a tie.
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You know, I may not have ninja swords,
but my parents own this arcade.
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That's gotta count for something.
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I mean, could Crash do this?
245
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:30,420
Ow! Cold, cold, cold, cold! Agh!
246
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:34,000
Oh! Milkshakes. Step aside, lightweight.
247
00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:37,587
[gulping]
248
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,352
[sighs]
249
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,561
[gulping continues]
250
00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:52,194
[gulping continues]
251
00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:57,815
Aah!
252
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:02,905
Oh. Oh, boy. That was a bad idea.
253
00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:05,331
Oh. Milkshakes go right through me.
254
00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:10,291
It's all right, guys.
It's okay. I got this.
255
00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:12,459
Oh, not again!
256
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:16,803
Hey! Put those down!
Those are coming out of my paycheck!
257
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,551
Bernstein, we need to talk
about your living situation.
258
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,804
You are getting manhandled at home.
259
00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:27,887
Worse.
You're getting girl handled. [chuckles]
260
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:30,444
You are totally losing
the room competition.
261
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:31,808
It's not a competition.
262
00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:34,435
We're men!
Everything in life's a competition.
263
00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:37,782
Oh, who can say that faster?
Everything's a competition! Woo! I win.
264
00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:39,399
I didn't even know we were playing.
265
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,946
Okay, let's go again.
Everything's a competition! [chuckles]
266
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,240
You got p'wned, kid.
267
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:46,123
You think I don't want my own room?
Of course I want my own room.
268
00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:48,161
Everything in life's a competition! Yes!
269
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,622
Look, this is no time for games.
270
00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:53,245
The truth is, Bernstein,
271
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,035
you need more space.
272
00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:57,836
And when a man
needs something, he takes it.
273
00:13:57,921 --> 00:13:59,211
Are you a man, Bernstein?
274
00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:01,507
-Yes!
-Are you ready to start taking?
275
00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:03,431
-Taking what?
-So you're on board?
276
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:04,930
-With what?
-The plan!
277
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:07,181
-What plan?
-Do I have to spell it out for you?
278
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:08,723
-Yes.
-All right.
279
00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:11,637
[mumbling]
280
00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:12,936
All right, I can't spell.
281
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,273
Just trust me on this one.
282
00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:20,609
[drilling]
283
00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:25,196
Aah! [chuckles]
284
00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:27,871
What are you doing?
285
00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:30,331
Dude, it's the plan.
You're getting your own room.
286
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:39,457
-Pretty cool, huh?
-[stammering] What did you-- What--
287
00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:43,799
-Ah--
-This is awesome!
288
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:49,563
You guys are so dead.
[screaming] Mom!
289
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,226
What did you do?
290
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:57,360
You got your own room.
Look at all the space.
291
00:14:57,439 --> 00:15:00,439
Although to be honest,
I could do without the loser.
292
00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:04,072
I don't mean you.
293
00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:06,493
I totally mean him.
294
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:12,080
Okay, think. How do we get out of this?
Um, we move to Florida.
295
00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:15,252
-Change our names to Jeff and Roy.
-Can I be Roy?
296
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:17,131
Florida's the first place they'll look.
297
00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:20,588
-Okay, um... Alaska!
-In that case, I want to be Jeff.
298
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:24,218
Oh, man. We could get kicked out
of the apartment.
299
00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:26,719
-Crash, this is serious.
-How serious?
300
00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:27,971
[mocking] This serious?
301
00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:32,020
-I'm Wyatt. I don't knock down walls.
-I don't sound like that.
302
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,428
-[high-pitched] I'm Wyatt. I don't--
-This isn't a joke!
303
00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:37,936
Come on, Bernstein.
I mean, you wanted your own room.
304
00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,111
We should be celebrating.
305
00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:41,779
-Hanging out, being bros--
-You're not my bro.
306
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,108
[gasps]
307
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,650
I don't want a brother
who just destroys things.
308
00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:47,817
Oh, that's funny.
309
00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:51,076
Because I'm pretty sure
that's the brother that you ordered.
310
00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:57,754
Ninja weapons, strong opinions,
builds stuff, destroys stuff.
311
00:15:57,832 --> 00:16:01,042
-Yup. You asked for it.
-Well, maybe I was wrong.
312
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:04,587
Well, then you're in luck because I come
with a three day return policy.
313
00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:08,933
-Then maybe I should take you back!
-Don't bother. I can take myself back.
314
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,934
-Crash, where are you going?
-Somewhere I'm wanted.
315
00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:16,515
-And it's Roy now.
-Why?
316
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:19,308
What?
317
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,058
Oh, my--
318
00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:26,402
-Wyatt, what happened?
-I'm sorry, Mom. Are you mad?
319
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:28,452
[scoffs]
320
00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:30,871
Of course I'm mad!
321
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:34,739
There used to be a wall
that was right there!
322
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:37,538
And now it's not there!
323
00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:44,918
-Did Crash do this?
-Yeah. But he's gone now.
324
00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:46,588
I sent him away.
325
00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:48,262
Really?
326
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:51,005
-He's not coming back?
-Yeah.
327
00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:53,932
So the day isn't a total loss.
328
00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:58,517
Hey, Toby.
329
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:01,977
Is that a new robe?
330
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:09,780
-Hey, Pesto.
-Where's your little purple friend?
331
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:12,163
-Crash?
-You have more than one purple friend?
332
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:14,580
He's gone.
333
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,832
Well, I'm here for you, man.
Here. Have a token.
334
00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:20,673
Let's beat on some rodents.
335
00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:25,798
I'm probably better off
without a brother anyway.
336
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:28,259
Yeah. My brothers are jerks.
337
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,302
Maybe you're a jerk.
338
00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:34,052
-Crash, what are you doing here?
-I remembered the list.
339
00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:36,929
You said we'd have each other's backs.
340
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:38,637
And I wasn't doing that.
341
00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:40,941
Hang on a second.
342
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:44,733
[grunts] Not so fun now, is it?
343
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,029
So I got a job to pay for the damages.
344
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:53,235
-Crash, that's not money. They're tokens.
-It's not?
345
00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:56,028
-I quit.
-Nobody even hired you!
346
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:03,745
Anyway, Bernstein, uh, I'm sorry.
I won't cause you any more trouble.
347
00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:05,878
It was nice knowing you.
348
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:09,458
See you, Crash.
349
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:12,127
I'm gonna miss him.
350
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:15,103
But I'm probably better off.
351
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:18,345
We did have a lot of fun.
352
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:21,689
But he got me into a lot of trouble.
353
00:18:23,395 --> 00:18:27,105
-But it was kind of nice having a brother.
-Wait. Did you just call me your brother?
354
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:29,030
Never had a brother before.
355
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:31,699
-You've only been alive for three days.
-Shh!
356
00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:34,569
My fake ID says I'm a week and a half.
357
00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:39,240
Well, I've never had a brother either,
and I've been waiting for 12 years.
358
00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:41,407
[sniffles] Not crying.
359
00:18:42,205 --> 00:18:43,365
Plastic eyes.
360
00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:47,415
-So what do you say? Want to come home?
-Eh...
361
00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:51,263
[sighs] Probably should.
The princess worries.
362
00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:55,724
Oh, and Pesto?
You're gonna wanna clean up in there.
363
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:58,974
I had another milkshake. [laughs]
364
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:03,143
The whole wall?
365
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,435
The whole wall?
366
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:09,150
The text message said
there was a hole in the wall.
367
00:19:09,232 --> 00:19:13,282
-I'm very sorry, Mr. Poulos.
-Where's my swear jar?
368
00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:18,372
[yelling]
369
00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:24,616
Look, I don't like being a bad guy.
I'm not a bad guy.
370
00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:26,326
I eat dolphin-safe tuna!
371
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:29,672
-That stays between us.
-Not a word.
372
00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:32,093
But you're a businesswoman.
373
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,092
You gotta understand,
I can't put up with this.
374
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:39,144
-I gotta evict someone for this!
-Then evict me. I made that hole.
375
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:42,890
Yeah, evict Crash.
Isn't that great, Mom? Problem solved.
376
00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:46,389
Crash, what are you doing here?
I thought you left.
377
00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:49,688
Came back to take responsibility.
But I'm not doing it for you.
378
00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:53,073
I'm doing it for Wyatt.
I'd do anything for my little Wy-guy.
379
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:54,241
Aww.
380
00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:56,703
First thing I'm gonna do
is change his nickname.
381
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,280
Don't go soft on me, Mom.
382
00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,156
-Get over here!
-Uh!
383
00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:02,162
Jar!
384
00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:08,962
[yelling]
385
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,760
Wow. Your mouth looks huge in that thing.
386
00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:18,675
How'd you cut this wall so cleanly?
387
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,680
I've never seen
demolition like this before.
388
00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:22,222
Oh, thank you.
389
00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:25,635
Some people don't appreciate
quality craftsmanship.
390
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:28,600
I'll make you a deal.
391
00:20:28,687 --> 00:20:30,767
I'm doing some work
on some buildings downtown.
392
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:33,145
You come and do some demo work
for me, we're good.
393
00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:35,105
Absolutely. He'd love to.
394
00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:38,033
Is it dangerous work?
'Cause that's not a deal breaker.
395
00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:41,953
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I have some demands.
396
00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:44,083
Will I be able to knock stuff down?
397
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,750
That's the job!
398
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:49,793
Okay, I have no demands.
Oh, wait. I have one.
399
00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:51,634
Uh, can I bring my brother Wyatt?
400
00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:55,340
You can bring your Grammy Hazel,
if she can swing a sledgehammer!
401
00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:56,672
Now, do we have a deal?
402
00:20:57,841 --> 00:21:01,261
Face slam! Aah! [laughs]
403
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:04,890
How cool is this?
404
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,560
We get to knock down
the build-a-bestie store.
405
00:21:07,642 --> 00:21:10,022
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on. Hold on one moment.
406
00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:13,653
You can't destroy this place.
It holds so many memories.
407
00:21:13,732 --> 00:21:15,982
You built me here...
408
00:21:16,985 --> 00:21:18,275
Actually, that's my only memory.
409
00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:20,281
Let's tear this sucker down!
410
00:21:20,363 --> 00:21:21,993
All right, all right, ladies.
411
00:21:22,073 --> 00:21:24,783
Save the chitchat for the beauty parlor.
There's work to be done.
412
00:21:26,703 --> 00:21:29,963
I'm gonna destroy this place
like it destroyed my manhood.
413
00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:36,170
-You go, girl.
-[laughs]
414
00:21:36,254 --> 00:21:38,554
Face slam!
415
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,761
[crashing]
416
00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:48,393
That one hurt. Ugh!
417
00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:51,185
-You want to do it again?
-Uh, is my name Crash?
418
00:21:51,853 --> 00:21:53,613
No, seriously. What's my name?
419
00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:58,192
I wasn't wearing a hard hat. Aah.
420
00:22:03,907 --> 00:22:06,657
♪ Crash and Bern , hard core ♪
421
00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:09,203
♪ Bass, bass ♪
422
00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:14,246
♪ What ♪
423
00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:18,630
♪ That's what friends are for ♪
424
00:22:18,713 --> 00:22:20,093
♪ Crash and Bern ♪
425
00:22:20,173 --> 00:22:21,883
♪ Tear it up, dude ♪
426
00:22:22,717 --> 00:22:24,177
♪ Good call ♪
427
00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:26,300
♪ Crash and BernCrash and Bern ♪
428
00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:29,138
-♪ I said, "Stein" ♪
-♪ What he said ♪
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