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Ladies and gentlemen,
prepare to start clapping,
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'cause I just made
a major drug bust.
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Talking about four kilos
of cocaine,
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$200,000 cash,
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and my new partner,
a tarantula.
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I call him Jake Jr.,
aka spidey Klum,
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aka Mrs. doubtspider,
aka Joe spiden,
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aka tarantula basset,
aka spi-dermot mulrooney.
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- Aka tarantulina jolie.
- What?
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No, Charles,
have you seen this spider?
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That's a terrible name.
Sorry.
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Why do you have that thing?
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Because they were gonna
throw him away,
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but I couldn't do that
to my furry little... ah!
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He's actually
really scary up close.
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It's horrifying
from everywhere.
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Terry hates creepy crawlers.
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Seriously, I'm not going
to your apartment
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if that thing is there.
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All right, fine,
then he'll just live here
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and help me solve crimes.
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Get used to him, everyone,
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'cause me and this spider
are partners for life.
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He's gone.
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I left the cage unlocked,
and he's gone.
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Somebody find him!
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Stay off the ground!
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I'm good.
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I'm out of here.
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He couldn't have gone far...
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Unless he can fly.
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Can tarantulas fly?
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Jake, you better
find that spider.
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And I'm not coming back here
until you do.
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Uh, sarge, I think I found it.
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[Gasps]
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Why are you
looking at me like that?
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- Oh, no.
- Oh, my gosh.
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It's on my head!
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[Screams]
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[Upbeat music]
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Sync and corrections by parlobrito
www.addic7es.com
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A whole hour until we testify.
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Hey, donut holes.
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Don't mind if I do.
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Ugh!
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Fish?
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Fish donuts, boyle?
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What is wrong with you?
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It's takoyaki.
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I'm drowning my sorrows
in octopus balls.
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I've been online dating;
It's a total disaster.
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I've only had one match,
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and it was a pretty obvious
catfish situation.
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My name yennifer.
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You give me social security?
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Oh, yennifer...
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Now, I see that
as a positive story.
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Out of all the identities
he could have stolen,
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he chose yours,
and you want to know why?
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Because I posted
my annual income?
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Because you posted
your annual income, you moron.
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Excuse me, is that takoyaki?
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Yeah, from senka,
right down the street.
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Oh, I love that place.
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The chef lets me take
octopus hearts home for my dogs.
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Oh, lucky!
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How many dogs do you have?
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Oh, too many.
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Three.
That's how many I have.
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Oh.
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All right, wait,
quick question.
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How do you keep them
off the bed?
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I gave up.
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I sleep on the floor.
Me too.
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Both: It's better for your back.
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[Laughter]
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Wow.
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Well, nice meeting you.
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What are you doing?
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She's walking away.
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I got nervous.
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She eats octopus balls,
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and she sleeps on the floor.
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She's the perfect woman.
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Oh, my God.
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Sorry, I was aiming
at somebody else,
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but now that I have
your attention, Charles?
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He was aiming
at a terrible cwim... criminal,
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he probably saved the world.
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Do you want to
have tak-takoyaki at the...
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um, on the bench over there?
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Sure, I was hoping you'd ask.
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My work here is done.
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Ugh, still fish.
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Oh, God.
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Santiago, thank youfor coming in.
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It's no secret the NYPD
has an image problem.
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Yeah, when I told
my garbage man I was a cop,
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he said, "gross."
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He had someone else's
band-aid stuck to him.
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Police approval ratings
are... pardon my language...
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in the commode.
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All the headlines
are about the bad cops,
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but there are good cops too,
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and I want to put up posters
that showcase some of our best.
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I'd like you to be
on the first one.
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Shut up, ray.
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I mean, interesting, captain.
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I'll think about it.
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Wow, this is a bad idea.
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First off, Amy has
an epic lack of swagger.
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Uh, I'll have you know
I have swagger.
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I ooze swagger.
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Right.
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More importantly,
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putting up a bunch of photos
of smiling cops
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isn't gonna change
how people feel about us.
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I think this campaign
is very promising.
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Santiago, what's your take?
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Oh, right, let's hear
an unbiased opinion
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from your straight-up swimfan.
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[Scoffs]
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I think it's a great idea, sir.
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Well, you can count me out.
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I will not pose
for your posters.
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I didn't ask you,
and you're not a police officer.
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Yeah, I'm out.
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Sarge, permission to arrest
Hitchcock and Scully.
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I told you before,
it's not harassment
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unless you can
prove intent to fart.
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No, it's not that.
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They robbed me.
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They ate my moose tracks
ice cream.
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[Laughs]
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That's funny.
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I wouldn't think
you like moose tracks.
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My boyfriend Marcus
introduced me to it.
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- [Laughs]
- What?
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It is a delicious treat
for all ages.
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Damn, rosa, okay.
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Look, I think they've been
skimming people's desserts
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for weeks,
but I can never prove it.
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Did you see them
take your ice cream?
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No, but Hitchcock has
fudge stains all over his chest.
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He's always got fudge stains
all over his chest.
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- Ugh.
- They'll deny everything.
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We need hard proof.
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So let's get it.
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Step one: Put a delicious
pie in the fridge
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and cover it with poison.
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That's step one?
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What's step two?
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Tell their widows
they were thieves.
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Hey, where'd she go?
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You guys were hitting it off.
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I half expected to see you
sitting in her lap by now.
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She is amazing.
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Her palate is wide and deep.
Gross.
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And at one point
when she wasn't looking,
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I snuck a whiff of her hair.
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Of course you did.
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- She uses one of my
top three shampoos:
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Tahitian coconut, extra lather.
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Sounds good, boyle.
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- Did you get her number?
- Oh, we lost track of time.
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She had to go back into court.
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When she's done,
I'm gonna ask her out.
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Oh, okay, okay.
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So what's the plan?
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Going straight from here
to the spa.
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Couples massage.
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Okay, seems a little intense,
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but given how your
other weirdness lined up,
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I say go for it.
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Oh, here she comes.
Oh, okay.
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How do I look?
You look great.
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I've got a good
feeling about this.
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Genevieve, I know we just met,
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and I don't want
to be too forward...
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Charles.
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But sometimes you just get
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a feeling about a person....
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Charles.
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And I've got
that feeling about you.
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I like you...
Charles, look down.
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I think tonight we...
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oh, shoot.
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They just gave me
ten years in prison.
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She didn't say no.
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Hey, buddy.
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Got you some of those
fish donuts you like so much
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to cheer you up.
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Although, full disclosure,
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I couldn't find
where they sold them,
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so that's just
a chocolate �clair
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with lox on it.
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Oh, thanks, Jake,
but I don't need cheering up.
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You can eat it yourself.
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Nope.
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So what, you're not upset
about falling hard
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for a lady who was
immediately thrown in jail?
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No, because she's
not actually guilty.
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They say she robbed
her own art gallery
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for the insurance money,
but that makes no sense.
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She would have made more
if the art had sold.
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This piece,
"breastfeeding knight,"
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was worth twice what she got
from the insurance company.
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Wow, look at that.
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Not to sound
overly intellectual,
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but dem knight boobies
is crazy.
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[Laughs] I get art.
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Also, I talked to
Genevieve's lawyer.
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He's a total disaster.
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I have a couple questions about
a beautiful client of yours,
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Genevieve mirren-Carter.
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She got hit by a tow truck
and sued the driver?
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No, she was accused
of insurance fraud.
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Oh, good, because I blew
that tow truck case.
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Straight-up forgot
to go to court.
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Well, they found one of the
stolen paintings at her house.
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But she said she didn't
know how it ended up there.
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She's being set up.
Framed.
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Art joke.
Continue.
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My hunch is that it's
a jealous ex-lover.
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A girl like that, three dogs,
makes her own turkey stock,
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that's the kind of woman
you don't get over.
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Look, I know you think
my judgment's clouded
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because I like her
a little bit...
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You doodled your
wedding invitation.
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No, that's our joint tombstone.
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My mistake.
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But as a cop, I really don't
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think that she did it.
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Something is off
about the case.
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Okay, boyle.
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I trust your gut.
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Let's go free
an innocent woman.
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Nice!
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My dreams are coming true.
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You and me getting
my lady off together.
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I mean, you know
how that sounds, right?
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Look strong but fair.
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But approachable.
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But professional.
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And fun.
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But not too fun.
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This is your job.
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Can you handle all that?
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Sir, "fun but not too fun"
was my campaign slogan
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when I ran for prom queen.
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Did you win?
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No.
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Ames?
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I want to say you look great.
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Thank you.
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You didn't let me finish.
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Dot, dot, dot,
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for you.
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Great news is,
it doesn't matter,
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because this campaign,
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like three out of five
backstreet boys,
263
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is inconsequential.
264
00:08:06,064 --> 00:08:07,147
That's enough, Gina.
265
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All I'm saying as a...
if not the...
266
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voice of the streets is,
this tisn't gonna work.
267
00:08:11,870 --> 00:08:13,904
And all I'm saying as a...
if not the...
268
00:08:13,905 --> 00:08:15,706
boss here is,
if you're not gonna support me,
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you can leave.
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Fine.
271
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I will leave.
272
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I'm gonna go get
a mani-pedi,
273
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and I'm gonna do some
serious subtweeting,
274
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so you might want to
275
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[whispering] Keep off the net.
276
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Diaz.
277
00:08:29,203 --> 00:08:30,337
Look what I found
278
00:08:30,338 --> 00:08:32,506
in Hitchcock and Scully's
trash can:
279
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Ice cream spoon.
280
00:08:33,558 --> 00:08:35,559
Son of a bitch.
281
00:08:37,545 --> 00:08:40,881
You hungry, hungry hippos
ate my ice cream.
282
00:08:40,882 --> 00:08:42,933
Why was this in your trash?
283
00:08:42,934 --> 00:08:44,602
And who throws away a spoon?
284
00:08:44,603 --> 00:08:46,553
It's the easiest
utensil to clean.
285
00:08:46,554 --> 00:08:48,388
I don't even think
it's ice cream.
286
00:08:48,389 --> 00:08:49,773
It's probably medicine.
287
00:08:49,774 --> 00:08:52,493
You know, I'm on
lots of medicines, rosa.
288
00:08:52,494 --> 00:08:54,895
I'm sick all over.
289
00:08:54,896 --> 00:08:57,564
This is ice cream,
and I'm gonna prove it.
290
00:08:57,565 --> 00:08:58,866
Sarge, no.
291
00:08:58,867 --> 00:08:59,867
It's been in their mouths.
292
00:08:59,868 --> 00:09:00,951
What am I doing?
293
00:09:00,952 --> 00:09:02,453
Well, I guess
your little investigation
294
00:09:02,454 --> 00:09:03,737
has hit a dead end.
295
00:09:03,738 --> 00:09:06,406
I'll be back.
296
00:09:06,407 --> 00:09:09,076
Don't move.
297
00:09:09,077 --> 00:09:10,794
Not a problem.
298
00:09:10,795 --> 00:09:13,547
I hate moving.
299
00:09:13,548 --> 00:09:15,049
Let it go.
300
00:09:15,050 --> 00:09:16,467
Let it go.
301
00:09:16,468 --> 00:09:17,768
Interesting.
302
00:09:17,769 --> 00:09:21,138
Yeah, something definitelydoesn't add up.
303
00:09:21,139 --> 00:09:23,974
Did you know there's
a sausage you can drink?
304
00:09:23,975 --> 00:09:24,975
What?
305
00:09:24,976 --> 00:09:26,477
Are you even talking
about the case?
306
00:09:26,478 --> 00:09:27,761
We got distracted.
307
00:09:27,762 --> 00:09:28,812
She has an amazing tongue.
308
00:09:28,813 --> 00:09:31,282
Strong, supple,
great bud density.
309
00:09:31,283 --> 00:09:32,766
Okay, I'm gonna
take over the questioning.
310
00:09:32,767 --> 00:09:33,951
Yeah, I'm too close to this.
311
00:09:33,952 --> 00:09:35,069
Disgusting eating habits.
312
00:09:35,070 --> 00:09:36,070
Hi, Genevieve.
313
00:09:36,071 --> 00:09:37,071
I'm just gonna ask you
314
00:09:37,072 --> 00:09:38,205
a couple of questions now,
315
00:09:38,206 --> 00:09:40,658
and detective boylewill just sit there
316
00:09:40,659 --> 00:09:42,126
and keep waving at you,I guess.
317
00:09:42,127 --> 00:09:43,276
Now then, is there anybody
318
00:09:43,277 --> 00:09:44,461
you can think ofbesides yourself
319
00:09:44,462 --> 00:09:46,297
that has accessto the gallery after hours?
320
00:09:46,298 --> 00:09:47,965
No, just me, and the vault is
321
00:09:47,966 --> 00:09:50,134
only accessiblethrough fingerprint ID.
322
00:09:50,135 --> 00:09:51,802
Does Charles have a girlfriend?
323
00:09:51,803 --> 00:09:52,803
I just saw her mouth my name.
324
00:09:52,804 --> 00:09:53,921
What did she say?
325
00:09:53,922 --> 00:09:55,255
Is she asking
if I'm circumcised?
326
00:09:55,256 --> 00:09:56,289
What?
No.
327
00:09:56,290 --> 00:09:57,290
Who asks that?
328
00:09:57,291 --> 00:09:58,959
Stop interrupting.
329
00:09:58,960 --> 00:09:59,960
Sorry about that.
330
00:09:59,961 --> 00:10:00,961
Okay, next question.
331
00:10:00,962 --> 00:10:02,146
Can you think of anyone
332
00:10:02,147 --> 00:10:03,463
that might betrying to set you up?
333
00:10:03,464 --> 00:10:05,733
Maybe an employeeor a rival of some kind?
334
00:10:05,734 --> 00:10:07,467
Maybe my ex-boyfriend Nick.
335
00:10:07,468 --> 00:10:09,320
He's an artist, a terrible one.
336
00:10:09,321 --> 00:10:11,355
He was always in debtand begging for money.
337
00:10:11,356 --> 00:10:12,573
That's why we broke up.
338
00:10:12,574 --> 00:10:13,991
Maybe he's resentful.
339
00:10:13,992 --> 00:10:15,075
Dirtbag ex.
340
00:10:15,076 --> 00:10:16,527
Oh, that was
my theory, remember?
341
00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:17,528
Tell her it was my theory.
342
00:10:17,529 --> 00:10:18,529
- Okay.
- Wait, give me a second.
343
00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:19,780
I want to look smart
when you say it.
344
00:10:19,781 --> 00:10:21,115
Okay.
345
00:10:21,116 --> 00:10:22,333
Uh, hey, Genevieve,
346
00:10:22,334 --> 00:10:23,751
detective boyle wanted meto let you know
347
00:10:23,752 --> 00:10:26,203
that he, a college graduate,had a similar theory
348
00:10:26,204 --> 00:10:27,705
that it could have beenan ex-boyfriend.
349
00:10:27,706 --> 00:10:28,756
Wow.
350
00:10:28,757 --> 00:10:29,873
He is so smart.
351
00:10:29,874 --> 00:10:31,324
Wow, it actually worked.
352
00:10:31,325 --> 00:10:32,710
I've got to
hand it to you, buddy
353
00:10:32,711 --> 00:10:34,044
whatever you're putting down,
she is picking up.
354
00:10:34,045 --> 00:10:35,429
Oh, good.
355
00:10:35,430 --> 00:10:37,381
Oh, one more thing.
Boyle has another question.
356
00:10:37,382 --> 00:10:38,682
Tell her when this is all over,
357
00:10:38,683 --> 00:10:40,000
I'm gonna rub her body
in p�t�,
358
00:10:40,001 --> 00:10:41,501
and then rub it off her
with a cornichon.
359
00:10:41,502 --> 00:10:42,553
I'm just gonna
give the phone back.
360
00:10:42,554 --> 00:10:43,971
Okay.
361
00:10:43,972 --> 00:10:44,972
Hi.
362
00:10:47,525 --> 00:10:49,360
Guard got nauseous,
so we had to stop.
363
00:10:49,361 --> 00:10:50,510
Hmm, that's weird.
364
00:10:50,511 --> 00:10:51,645
Do you think it's because
you're the two
365
00:10:51,646 --> 00:10:52,696
most disgusting people
in the universe?
366
00:10:52,697 --> 00:10:54,448
- Could be.
- Yeah, check this out.
367
00:10:54,449 --> 00:10:56,283
Remember the ex-boyfriend
that she mentioned, Nick?
368
00:10:56,284 --> 00:10:57,684
Call him Mr. butthead.
369
00:10:57,685 --> 00:10:59,236
Okay, well,
apparently Mr. butthead
370
00:10:59,237 --> 00:11:02,072
just bought a brand-new gallery
in dumbo to showcase his art,
371
00:11:02,073 --> 00:11:03,407
which is weird,
because Genevieve said
372
00:11:03,408 --> 00:11:04,825
he was always in debt.
373
00:11:04,826 --> 00:11:08,195
Looks like somebody just
came into a ton of money.
374
00:11:08,196 --> 00:11:09,529
Oh, and you think
she's gonna want to
375
00:11:09,530 --> 00:11:11,364
get back together with him
now that he's rich.
376
00:11:11,365 --> 00:11:12,866
Damn it!
No, boyle.
377
00:11:12,867 --> 00:11:15,169
He probably got the cash
from selling the stolen art.
378
00:11:15,170 --> 00:11:16,303
Your hunch was right.
379
00:11:16,304 --> 00:11:17,588
Yeah, it was.
380
00:11:17,589 --> 00:11:20,808
? my hunch, my hunch,
my lovely case-y hunch ?
381
00:11:20,809 --> 00:11:21,892
come on, Jake, sing with me.
382
00:11:21,893 --> 00:11:22,893
That's not gonna happen.
383
00:11:22,894 --> 00:11:24,144
I will literally never...
384
00:11:24,145 --> 00:11:25,712
? whatcha gonna do
with all that hunch ?
385
00:11:25,713 --> 00:11:27,547
? all that hunch
inside your brain ?
386
00:11:27,548 --> 00:11:29,216
both: ? we're gonna solve,
solve, solve this case ?
387
00:11:29,217 --> 00:11:32,019
? solve this case
right in your face ?
388
00:11:32,020 --> 00:11:33,570
we should probably
leave this prison.
389
00:11:33,571 --> 00:11:34,571
Yep.
390
00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:38,900
Okay, here's my cover.
391
00:11:38,901 --> 00:11:40,669
My name is sherwin lemonde,
392
00:11:40,670 --> 00:11:42,955
sculptor, painter,
full-time barista.
393
00:11:42,956 --> 00:11:46,124
But once I sell my first piece,
part-time barista.
394
00:11:46,125 --> 00:11:47,125
Oh, nice.
395
00:11:47,126 --> 00:11:49,795
I'm Donald hoberman-seitz.
396
00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:51,413
I wear glasses.
397
00:11:51,414 --> 00:11:52,464
Is that all you got?
398
00:11:52,465 --> 00:11:54,967
Sorry, I spent
the cab ride here imagining
399
00:11:54,968 --> 00:11:56,435
me and Genevieve kissing.
400
00:11:56,436 --> 00:11:58,103
Okay, just let me
do the talking.
401
00:11:58,104 --> 00:11:59,104
Wine?
402
00:11:59,105 --> 00:12:00,806
Yes, thank you so much.
403
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,357
Oh, wow, I love your outfit.
404
00:12:02,358 --> 00:12:03,592
I'm an artist,
so I get that it's
405
00:12:03,593 --> 00:12:04,943
more than just tight.
406
00:12:04,944 --> 00:12:06,862
Nick likes to
coat women in latex.
407
00:12:06,863 --> 00:12:09,198
He's fascinated by the idea
of the human chrysalis
408
00:12:09,199 --> 00:12:10,616
in society's pupation.
409
00:12:10,617 --> 00:12:11,617
Hmm, cool.
410
00:12:11,618 --> 00:12:13,035
Human chrysalis and whatnot.
411
00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:15,103
Yeah, whatnot.
412
00:12:15,104 --> 00:12:16,104
It's a whatnot.
413
00:12:16,105 --> 00:12:18,440
Yeah, yeah.
414
00:12:18,441 --> 00:12:19,875
I have no idea
what a chrysalis is,
415
00:12:19,876 --> 00:12:20,876
but serious question:
416
00:12:20,877 --> 00:12:21,877
If she farts in that thing,
417
00:12:21,878 --> 00:12:23,078
does it blow up like a balloon?
418
00:12:23,079 --> 00:12:24,129
You have to assume
that it would.
419
00:12:24,130 --> 00:12:25,130
You have to, right?
420
00:12:25,131 --> 00:12:26,415
- Yeah.
- Art is so intense.
421
00:12:26,416 --> 00:12:27,749
It really is.
422
00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:29,084
Look, there's Nick.
423
00:12:32,388 --> 00:12:33,505
- Hey, man.
- Hey.
424
00:12:33,506 --> 00:12:34,590
- Is this your work?
- Yes.
425
00:12:34,591 --> 00:12:35,924
It's good.
426
00:12:35,925 --> 00:12:37,726
I haven't talked to anyone here,
but it almost seems like
427
00:12:37,727 --> 00:12:39,461
you're going for
a human chrysalis thing.
428
00:12:39,462 --> 00:12:40,729
I'm glad you like it.
429
00:12:40,730 --> 00:12:43,465
I wish I could take credit,
but this is society.
430
00:12:43,466 --> 00:12:44,799
I'm just holding up the mirror.
431
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,968
Hmm?
432
00:12:46,969 --> 00:12:48,303
Wow.
433
00:12:48,304 --> 00:12:49,855
You meant that literally.
434
00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:51,106
Very cool.
435
00:12:51,107 --> 00:12:53,609
Anyhow, I'm a fellow artist
named sherwin.
436
00:12:53,610 --> 00:12:55,193
I'm Donald hoberman-seitz.
437
00:12:55,194 --> 00:12:56,945
I wear glasses.
438
00:12:56,946 --> 00:12:57,946
So anyway, I was wondering.
439
00:12:57,947 --> 00:12:58,947
How'd you get your own gallery?
440
00:12:58,948 --> 00:13:00,032
It must be really expensive.
441
00:13:00,033 --> 00:13:01,700
Art's not about the money, man.
442
00:13:01,701 --> 00:13:02,751
Totally.
443
00:13:02,752 --> 00:13:05,487
It's more about
the other things.
444
00:13:05,488 --> 00:13:06,705
Right on.
445
00:13:06,706 --> 00:13:09,458
This painting is called
"Genevieve 416."
446
00:13:09,459 --> 00:13:10,459
What's that all about?
447
00:13:10,460 --> 00:13:11,793
Well, April 16th was the day
448
00:13:11,794 --> 00:13:14,296
my ex, Genevieve, and I
covered ourselves with paint
449
00:13:14,297 --> 00:13:16,632
and made love on that canvas
for 24 hours straight.
450
00:13:16,633 --> 00:13:17,966
That's pretty pathetic, dude.
451
00:13:17,967 --> 00:13:20,018
You seem pretty obsessed
with Genevieve, huh?
452
00:13:20,019 --> 00:13:21,470
- Excuse me?
- Donald.
453
00:13:21,471 --> 00:13:23,505
I bet it really hurt
when she dumped you.
454
00:13:23,506 --> 00:13:25,006
- What?
- Donald, your glasses.
455
00:13:25,007 --> 00:13:26,775
Where were you July 21st,
Mr. butthead?
456
00:13:26,776 --> 00:13:27,776
Uh...
457
00:13:27,777 --> 00:13:29,444
[Mocking] Uh, duh, uh...
458
00:13:29,445 --> 00:13:31,480
You were robbing
Genevieve's gallery.
459
00:13:31,481 --> 00:13:32,514
You framed her,
460
00:13:32,515 --> 00:13:33,949
and I should
arrest you right now.
461
00:13:33,950 --> 00:13:35,033
- What are you, cops?
- What?
462
00:13:35,034 --> 00:13:36,952
No, we're artists.
463
00:13:36,953 --> 00:13:38,904
And as artists,
we question everything,
464
00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:41,540
including certain people's
whereabouts on particular dates.
465
00:13:41,541 --> 00:13:42,541
Get out of here.
466
00:13:42,542 --> 00:13:43,909
Fine, but we're taking this,
467
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:45,494
because you don't
deserve that memory.
468
00:13:45,495 --> 00:13:46,878
That painting is $95,000.
469
00:13:46,879 --> 00:13:47,879
I don't want it anyway.
470
00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:50,048
Your penis was on it.
471
00:13:50,049 --> 00:13:51,049
Sorry about that.
472
00:13:51,050 --> 00:13:52,718
Donald is...
473
00:13:52,719 --> 00:13:53,719
Sucks.
474
00:13:55,722 --> 00:13:57,389
Hey, you dum-dums.
475
00:13:57,390 --> 00:13:58,640
Ice cream.
476
00:13:58,641 --> 00:14:00,892
Moose tracks ice cream.
477
00:14:00,893 --> 00:14:02,377
How do you know?
478
00:14:02,378 --> 00:14:04,146
Yep, it's definitely ice cream.
479
00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:05,564
- Knew it!
- They're going down.
480
00:14:05,565 --> 00:14:09,234
Also, whoever used this spoon,
their body ain't right.
481
00:14:09,235 --> 00:14:10,852
Okay, let's say
it is ice cream.
482
00:14:10,853 --> 00:14:12,988
But I didn't eat it;
I couldn't have.
483
00:14:12,989 --> 00:14:14,439
I'm lactose intolerant.
484
00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:15,557
Me too.
485
00:14:15,558 --> 00:14:17,559
I'm super lactose intolerant.
486
00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:18,560
You're lying.
487
00:14:18,561 --> 00:14:19,995
Have you ever
seen us eat dairy?
488
00:14:19,996 --> 00:14:22,331
You know no one can bear
to watch you eat.
489
00:14:22,332 --> 00:14:23,749
Check.
490
00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:25,250
And...
491
00:14:25,251 --> 00:14:26,752
Check.
492
00:14:26,753 --> 00:14:28,503
No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
493
00:14:28,504 --> 00:14:30,071
It's okay, it's okay,
it's okay.
494
00:14:30,072 --> 00:14:31,790
I got to say, boyle.
495
00:14:31,791 --> 00:14:33,408
Nick was pretty defensive.
496
00:14:33,409 --> 00:14:35,344
Yeah, and he's
a terrible artist.
497
00:14:35,345 --> 00:14:37,462
All he does is
have sex on canvases.
498
00:14:37,463 --> 00:14:40,098
Any fourth grader
could do that.
499
00:14:40,099 --> 00:14:42,184
But...
500
00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:43,185
They shouldn't.
501
00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:44,353
No.
502
00:14:44,354 --> 00:14:46,355
Hey, Nick doesn't like cops,
503
00:14:46,356 --> 00:14:47,589
but he didn't do anything wrong.
504
00:14:47,590 --> 00:14:48,774
And how would you know?
505
00:14:48,775 --> 00:14:50,609
I'm his assistant, dvora.
506
00:14:50,610 --> 00:14:51,926
He would never
set up Genevieve.
507
00:14:51,927 --> 00:14:53,145
He's still in love with her.
508
00:14:53,146 --> 00:14:55,280
He keeps boxes of
her old stuff lying around.
509
00:14:55,281 --> 00:14:57,616
Ooh, can we look at,
smell, and handle them?
510
00:14:57,617 --> 00:14:58,950
I mean, you know,
for the investigation.
511
00:14:58,951 --> 00:15:00,452
We're cops.
512
00:15:00,453 --> 00:15:01,703
Please, take the boxes.
513
00:15:01,704 --> 00:15:02,704
I want them out of here.
514
00:15:02,705 --> 00:15:04,039
Oh, okay, great.
515
00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:05,157
You wouldn't happen
to know where he was
516
00:15:05,158 --> 00:15:06,491
on July 21st, would you?
517
00:15:06,492 --> 00:15:07,626
Actually, I would.
518
00:15:07,627 --> 00:15:09,944
He did a performance art piece
that entire month.
519
00:15:09,945 --> 00:15:12,464
He lived in a cage on the street
and never left it.
520
00:15:12,465 --> 00:15:13,548
The whole thing's on video.
521
00:15:13,549 --> 00:15:14,800
Okay, great.
522
00:15:14,801 --> 00:15:15,801
Totally.
523
00:15:15,802 --> 00:15:16,951
We'll just go around back
524
00:15:16,952 --> 00:15:18,470
and pick up the boxes.
525
00:15:18,471 --> 00:15:20,138
Oh, one more thing.
526
00:15:20,139 --> 00:15:22,474
Where in this "cage"
did he go to the bathroom?
527
00:15:22,475 --> 00:15:23,558
- Bucket.
- Okay, gross.
528
00:15:23,559 --> 00:15:24,559
Have a good night.
529
00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:28,897
Sir, I saw my poster
on the subway this morning.
530
00:15:28,898 --> 00:15:30,482
Well, you must feel
like a celebrity,
531
00:15:30,483 --> 00:15:32,267
a regular ira glass.
532
00:15:32,268 --> 00:15:36,805
They put a Hitler
mustache on me.
533
00:15:36,806 --> 00:15:38,940
Yes, this is unfortunate,
534
00:15:38,941 --> 00:15:41,026
but let's not overreact
to one graffito.
535
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,577
It wasn't just one.
536
00:15:42,578 --> 00:15:45,280
People drew on
every single poster.
537
00:15:45,281 --> 00:15:48,983
They put devil horns,
target on my face,
538
00:15:48,984 --> 00:15:51,536
this one says, "die pig,"
and worst of all,
539
00:15:51,537 --> 00:15:53,655
they didn't put the comma
between "die" and "pig."
540
00:15:53,656 --> 00:15:54,989
This is easily dealt with.
541
00:15:54,990 --> 00:15:56,041
I'll just issue
a statement saying
542
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:57,626
vandals will be prosecuted.
543
00:15:57,627 --> 00:15:59,711
It's not just vandalism, sir.
544
00:15:59,712 --> 00:16:02,214
People have
real complaints too.
545
00:16:02,215 --> 00:16:03,498
"End stop and frisks.
546
00:16:03,499 --> 00:16:04,833
"Stop racial profiling.
547
00:16:04,834 --> 00:16:07,135
Unlawful arrest is a crime."
548
00:16:07,136 --> 00:16:08,270
I see.
549
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:10,105
I think Gina was right
about the campaign, sir.
550
00:16:10,106 --> 00:16:11,673
Hmm.
551
00:16:11,674 --> 00:16:14,109
I'm surprised she hasn't marched
in here to say, "I told you so."
552
00:16:14,110 --> 00:16:15,444
She wouldn't do that.
553
00:16:15,445 --> 00:16:17,562
You're right, Amy.
554
00:16:17,563 --> 00:16:19,981
For once in your life,
you're 100% right.
555
00:16:19,982 --> 00:16:21,683
I would never say that.
556
00:16:26,956 --> 00:16:29,290
Did you have enough time
to read it all?
557
00:16:29,291 --> 00:16:30,342
Yes.
558
00:16:30,343 --> 00:16:31,643
Okay, good.
559
00:16:31,644 --> 00:16:33,562
Yep, it's true.
560
00:16:33,563 --> 00:16:34,980
He sat in a cage for a month.
561
00:16:34,981 --> 00:16:36,832
Eww, the bucket checks out.
562
00:16:36,833 --> 00:16:37,833
This is insane.
563
00:16:37,834 --> 00:16:38,934
Anything is art.
564
00:16:38,935 --> 00:16:40,035
Here, watch this.
565
00:16:40,036 --> 00:16:42,037
A statue of Jesus
made out of cigarette butts.
566
00:16:42,038 --> 00:16:43,371
Boom, I'm a millionaire.
567
00:16:43,372 --> 00:16:45,006
- That's actually pretty good.
- I know.
568
00:16:45,007 --> 00:16:46,341
And I I could
call it "holy smokes."
569
00:16:46,342 --> 00:16:47,559
Should we really do this?
570
00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:49,060
No, right?
571
00:16:49,061 --> 00:16:50,762
That's crazy; You can't just
become an artist out of nowhere.
572
00:16:50,763 --> 00:16:51,763
- Jake.
- What?
573
00:16:51,764 --> 00:16:53,014
- The case.
- Yeah.
574
00:16:53,015 --> 00:16:54,149
So Nick has an alibi;
That's not great.
575
00:16:54,150 --> 00:16:55,350
But we have a box
576
00:16:55,351 --> 00:16:57,068
of Genevieve's stuff
from the gallery.
577
00:16:57,069 --> 00:16:58,904
I'm sure there's something
in here that will exonerate her.
578
00:16:58,905 --> 00:17:00,438
- Right.
- Oh, my God.
579
00:17:00,439 --> 00:17:02,107
Socks and shoes.
580
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:04,276
This is exactly
the type of stuff I own.
581
00:17:04,277 --> 00:17:06,060
This is kismet.
582
00:17:06,061 --> 00:17:07,829
Oh, no, what's this?
583
00:17:07,830 --> 00:17:09,197
It's a receipt
for a storage unit
584
00:17:09,198 --> 00:17:10,832
that she didn't
tell anyone about.
585
00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:12,117
- It's probably nothing.
- Yeah.
586
00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:13,168
Yeah, yeah.
587
00:17:13,169 --> 00:17:14,169
I'm sure it's nothing.
Yeah.
588
00:17:14,170 --> 00:17:15,420
- It's totally nothing.
- No.
589
00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:19,875
It's a bunch of stolen art.
590
00:17:19,876 --> 00:17:20,876
[Sighs]
591
00:17:24,327 --> 00:17:25,794
Hey, buddy.
592
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:26,795
Sorry about Genevieve.
593
00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:27,863
It's okay.
594
00:17:27,864 --> 00:17:29,698
I'm resigned to
my life of solitude.
595
00:17:29,699 --> 00:17:31,550
Just me and my five dogs.
596
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,201
Wait, I thought
you only had three dogs.
597
00:17:33,202 --> 00:17:35,420
I just adopted two
online right now.
598
00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:36,672
Oh, this pit bull hates kids.
599
00:17:36,673 --> 00:17:37,839
That's fine;
I'll never have any.
600
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:38,840
Add to cart.
601
00:17:38,841 --> 00:17:42,761
Okay, let me just grab that.
602
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,045
Listen to me, Charles.
603
00:17:44,046 --> 00:17:45,046
You're gonna be fine.
604
00:17:45,047 --> 00:17:46,682
There are plenty
of women out there.
605
00:17:46,683 --> 00:17:48,984
Strong, beautiful, smart women.
606
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:49,985
How about her?
607
00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:51,486
She's very beautiful.
608
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,555
With my luck,
she's probably a car thief.
609
00:17:53,556 --> 00:17:54,556
Don't be ridiculous.
610
00:17:54,557 --> 00:17:56,057
- Hey, Scully.
- Yeah?
611
00:17:56,058 --> 00:17:57,159
Who's the babe?
612
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,361
Just booked her
for elder abuse.
613
00:17:59,362 --> 00:18:00,445
Elder abuse, that's nice.
614
00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:01,563
All right, fine.
615
00:18:01,564 --> 00:18:03,081
We shouldn't be
doing this at a precinct.
616
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,117
I really thought I was gonna
get Genevieve out of prison.
617
00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:06,535
Then we'd cover
ourselves in paint
618
00:18:06,536 --> 00:18:09,538
and make love for 25 hours,
one more hour than her and Nick.
619
00:18:09,539 --> 00:18:10,589
Boyle, you would hate that.
620
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,574
Your little hummingbird heart
would explode.
621
00:18:12,575 --> 00:18:14,960
I wish I didn't have a heart.
622
00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:16,962
I'm off to the cheese shop...
623
00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:20,766
And I'm buying by the wheel.
624
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,601
The cheese wheel.
Yeah, I got it.
625
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,102
Gina, as you predicted,
626
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,605
there was some backlash
to the poster campaign.
627
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:29,942
Yes, I'm the nostradamus
of your shame.
628
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:31,443
I think a problem
the police have had
629
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:34,229
is our inability
to admit our mistakes,
630
00:18:34,230 --> 00:18:37,282
so this campaign
631
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:40,702
was, um...
632
00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:41,703
A mistake.
633
00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:42,904
You told me that,
634
00:18:42,905 --> 00:18:44,206
but I got defensive
and didn't listen.
635
00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:46,107
I should have been
open to criticism,
636
00:18:46,108 --> 00:18:49,277
as this department should be
open to criticism.
637
00:18:49,278 --> 00:18:53,281
That's why I'm
replacing these with...
638
00:18:56,619 --> 00:18:59,421
These.
639
00:18:59,422 --> 00:19:00,789
My email address
is at the bottom,
640
00:19:00,790 --> 00:19:03,508
and I intend to respond
to every message I receive.
641
00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:06,061
Before we put them up,
I want to hear your thoughts.
642
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:07,562
I love them.
643
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:11,299
Once again, my advice has,
like, saved the city.
644
00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:12,467
I came up with the slogan.
645
00:19:12,468 --> 00:19:14,969
It's tacky to
take credit for stuff.
646
00:19:16,939 --> 00:19:18,306
We're here to apologize.
647
00:19:18,307 --> 00:19:19,825
I can't prove you took
my moose tracks,
648
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:20,975
so I shouldn't have
yelled at you.
649
00:19:20,976 --> 00:19:22,143
I'm impressed.
650
00:19:22,144 --> 00:19:23,662
It takes a big person to admit
651
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,247
when they're being
a total dum-dum.
652
00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:26,748
We want to make it up to you.
653
00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:27,949
We got you a pizza.
654
00:19:27,950 --> 00:19:30,952
Only one pizza for both of us?
655
00:19:30,953 --> 00:19:32,587
Oh, my God.
656
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:35,257
That was an obvious
setup, you morons.
657
00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:36,792
You're eating cheese.
658
00:19:36,793 --> 00:19:38,927
You're lying about
being lactose intolerant.
659
00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:39,928
No, we weren't.
660
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:41,263
Some things are
just delicious enough
661
00:19:41,264 --> 00:19:42,798
to suffer the consequences.
662
00:19:42,799 --> 00:19:44,766
I'm diabetic, but I still
eat sugar out of the bag.
663
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:45,801
Both: Ugh!
664
00:19:45,802 --> 00:19:48,136
Just admit you took
my moose tracks.
665
00:19:48,137 --> 00:19:49,805
Admit it!
666
00:19:49,806 --> 00:19:51,556
Admit...
667
00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:53,141
It.
668
00:19:53,142 --> 00:19:54,810
Yeah, we ate it.
669
00:19:54,811 --> 00:19:57,145
And we're eating your pizza.
670
00:19:57,146 --> 00:20:01,483
So who's the moron now?
671
00:20:01,484 --> 00:20:03,285
Ooh, stomach.
672
00:20:03,286 --> 00:20:04,286
Oh, yeah.
673
00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:07,739
It's coming.
674
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:08,740
They admitted it.
675
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:10,659
That's a victory, right?
676
00:20:10,660 --> 00:20:12,327
No, Terry.
677
00:20:12,328 --> 00:20:13,378
There are no winners here.
678
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,379
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
679
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:15,380
Coming through, coming through!
680
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:16,498
Move it!
681
00:20:16,499 --> 00:20:18,166
Move, move, move,
move, move, move, move!
682
00:20:20,837 --> 00:20:22,671
Getting in a little late there
this morning, boyle.
683
00:20:22,672 --> 00:20:23,672
Where you been?
684
00:20:23,673 --> 00:20:24,706
Cursing out my own shadow
685
00:20:24,707 --> 00:20:27,208
for hanging out
with a loser like me.
686
00:20:27,209 --> 00:20:28,543
Also an eye doctor appointment.
687
00:20:28,544 --> 00:20:29,878
Well, there's something
in the holding cell
688
00:20:29,879 --> 00:20:32,981
that might cheer you up.
689
00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:33,982
That's Nick's assistant.
690
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:34,983
Why is she here?
691
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:36,151
After you left last night,
692
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,986
I was thinking about
the 24-hour sex painting,
693
00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:40,188
"Genevieve 416."
694
00:20:40,189 --> 00:20:41,523
Check out the date
on this receipt
695
00:20:41,524 --> 00:20:43,942
from the storage locker
with the stolen art.
696
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,026
April 16th.
697
00:20:45,027 --> 00:20:46,728
416!
Exactly.
698
00:20:46,729 --> 00:20:47,746
She couldn't have rented it,
699
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,064
because she was busy
getting busy.
700
00:20:50,065 --> 00:20:51,065
Oh, good one.
701
00:20:51,066 --> 00:20:52,284
This is fantastic.
702
00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:53,335
I mean, I'm not happy
703
00:20:53,336 --> 00:20:54,786
that she was having sex
with another man,
704
00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:56,371
but I'm okay with it
if that's what gets her off.
705
00:20:56,372 --> 00:20:57,672
Do you seriously not hear it,
706
00:20:57,673 --> 00:20:59,057
because it almost seems
intentional at this point.
707
00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:01,309
Why would dvora
set Genevieve up?
708
00:21:01,310 --> 00:21:02,744
Because she's
in love with Nick.
709
00:21:02,745 --> 00:21:05,213
She used one of those
latex casts of Genevieve's hand
710
00:21:05,214 --> 00:21:06,214
to get the fingerprints
711
00:21:06,215 --> 00:21:07,432
so she could
break into the gallery.
712
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,267
Wow, I can't believe
you kept working the case
713
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,936
even after I gave up.
714
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,104
That was a nice thing to do.
715
00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:15,157
Charles, I didn't
do it to be nice.
716
00:21:15,158 --> 00:21:17,242
I did it to be amazing.
717
00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:18,443
And I think you're
a great detective,
718
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:19,795
and I trusted your gut.
719
00:21:19,796 --> 00:21:21,246
Go get your girlfriend
out of prison.
720
00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:22,747
Oh, thanks, man.
721
00:21:22,748 --> 00:21:24,800
Next time you see me,
I'm gonna be all out of orgasms.
722
00:21:24,801 --> 00:21:26,935
No, you can't say that
while you're hugging someone.
723
00:21:29,272 --> 00:21:30,272
Not a doctor.Shh.
724
00:21:30,273 --> 00:21:33,000
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