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All right.
Is it recording?
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Yeah.
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Um, hi.
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I, uh, I'm Carl Gallagher.
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You had to think about that?
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No, it's just weird.
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Hi.
I'm Deborah Margaret Gallagher.
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-Deborah Margaret?
-It's my real name.
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It is?
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Glad you know me so well.
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No one gives a fuck about you.
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They wanna hear about Fiona.
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Yes, Team Fiona!
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Take a ride
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Take a ride
on the wild side
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All right.
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I'm a fun person.
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-Shit!
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Hey!
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I like to have fun.
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Ah! Ahh!
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Yee-hee-hee!
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What? What?
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Take a joyride
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Let's go on a journey
to the bright side
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Don't know
where we're heading
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But it's all right
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Better than all right
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-Really?
-They're free.
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Joyride
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-Whoo!
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Whoo!
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A dream inside of my mind
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Better hold on tight
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Ah!
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-Oh, my gosh!
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Why are we doing this anyway?
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Is it, like, for a job
or some shit?
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She's trying out
for some dating reality show.
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-That why you all dressed up?
-No.
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"I'm Deborah Margaret, and I
like to dress to sit around--"
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Shut the fuck up.
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We're supposed to be talking
about Fiona's character.
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She has no character.
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You owe me a beer!
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rock music
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Fiona Gallagher, you have
the right to remain silent.
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Anything you say
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can and will
be used against you
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in a court of law.
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A little early for a drink,
isn't it?
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All right, Mom.
I'm gonna turn in.
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Lost my job today.
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Fuckin' the boss?
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Nah. Nephew.
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That's for fucking my husband!
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Slut!
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Tell me all about it
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Did you know he was married?
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Well, it's a good thing that
I met up with Craig Heisner.
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He's married.
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What about your wife?
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Babe, I'm all about it
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At least it's chocolate.
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Liam, we gotta get you
onto this potty.
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We could take some of the money
that we spend on diapers
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and buy you candy.
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Ah, rewards for shitting.
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The good old days.
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Whoa, Debs,
whose blood is that?
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Hard to say.
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Could be Holly's.
Could be Ellie's.
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As your legal guardian,
I'm obligated
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to say violence is wrong,
but those bitches deserved it.
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Maybe I'm tired of playing
Susie fucking Sunshine
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all the time, huh?
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Fuck you, Mom.
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You smell like
a bar room floor.
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It's mouthwash.
I just gargled.
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-I have something to tell you.
-Knock first!
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Let's go to the clinic
right now.
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Oh, my God.
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How many times
do I have to tell you
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I am not killing my baby?
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I hate your hair.
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A gun?
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DFS took the kids this morning.
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School starts today?
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I'm in charge of this family.
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One, two, three
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Neither one of us has a job.
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One week
with me as their guardian,
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they're about to be homeless.
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What was the final tally
of the purse?
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526 bucks.
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I heart Sizzler.
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Damn it. Carl!
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Did Carl blow up
the neighborhood again?
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No, I forgot to pay the bill.
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Ugh.
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The hell?
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I don't even give a what
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Fuck.
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Oh, FYI, water got shut off.
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You should probably
pay the bill.
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Guess who just got
fuckin' fired!
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Gonna hang around here
drinking all day?
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I might eat something, too.
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I'll have money for you
later today.
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Any chance
you could get it to me now?
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Bailing you out of jail last
week kind of cleaned me out.
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One, two, three
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Read the charges.
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Possession
of a controlled substance
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and child endangerment.
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How does the defendant plead?
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Guilty, Your Honor.
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Get back
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I got all the therapy you
could ever need right here.
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Guess we're not
having turkey tomorrow.
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Too expensive.
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Gotta use pawn shop money
for the bills.
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Can you hit me
with a milk refill?
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She wasn't shoplifting.
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She forgot to pay.
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It's a symptom of her low IQ.
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She's retarded?
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That's a deeply offensive word.
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That's right, Debs.
You tell her.
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Who the hell are you?
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I'm Brittany Sturgess
from Child Protective Services.
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Truth is,
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I don't know what a good
mother's supposed to be like.
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Fiona was always telling us
she was a good mother,
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like, a lot, all the time.
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So does that make it true?
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Does that make her
a good mother?
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Like, when someone
tells you something
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that they always want you
to believe in.
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Like, do I believe that she
was a good mother, for real?
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Or do I just believe
that she was a good mother
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because she was always telling
us she was a good mother?
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Fuck.
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I don't know.
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My head hurts.
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lively music
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I'm raising five kids.
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What's your excuse?
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Shut the fuck up!
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I am the one
who saw to your survival
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since you were babies.
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Do you ever check
for carbon monoxide leaks?
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No. Too busy.
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You know, raising five kids
and Frank.
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I have five kids.
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They're my siblings,
but I raise them.
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I'm raising a sociopath.
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You're graduating.
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I didn't,
and I still regret it.
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-Who's stopping you?
-Debbie, Carl, Liam, you.
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I'm not taking care
of another kid.
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I raised five fucking kids.
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There's no way you're going
to be able to raise a baby,
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and I am going to get stuck
doing it!
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You feel like the world would
stop spinning on its axis
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if you take a night off.
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You know when a plane
starts going down
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and they tell you
to put your mask on
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before helping anyone else?
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Put your mask on, Fiona!
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Yeah?
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Well, I've never
been on a plane!
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soft music
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You know, being guardian
doesn't make you super-mom.
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You noticed.
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Could I possibly
be doing a worse job
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of raising these kids?
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Liam isn't smoking crack.
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I'm just saying, uh,
it's not all on you.
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I hope I'm not fucking up
the kids.
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Thanks.
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You don't
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She left!
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I was nine!
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Taking care of all of us.
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My job is to keep
this house going.
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We're locking up the house.
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Busting my ass,
making meals,
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keeping everything straight.
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Can you give me a minute first?
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Sure.
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This is about
what I did, and you know what?
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I did a fuckin' great job.
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No one
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Debbie is on the debate team.
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Going to nationals.
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Lip, top of his class.
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He set the curve.
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Ian was promoted in ROTC,
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and he tested out of English,
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and Carl made something
blow up for his science fair,
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and you know what?
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They did it all,
no thanks to you,
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because you weren't here.
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Are you prepared
to assume custody?
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I am.
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If you decide to do this,
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there's no changing your mind.
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We're talking about
the rest of your life.
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Do you agree to be the guardian
of these children?
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Yes, I do.
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They'd still be my kids,
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but she'd have
all the responsibility?
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Works for me.
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Take your children home.
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It's the same thing
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Right or wrong
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Let's see here.
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Here we go.
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Hi. How are you?
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Um, so you want to know
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about Fiona.
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Now, remind me, which one
is Fiona again?
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I'm joking.
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She is my sister.
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She's four years older.
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Good soul.
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She, uh, ran this household.
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She was the, uh, the glue,
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held this family together.
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We couldn't have survived
without her.
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relaxed music
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You think you guys can survive
one night without Fiona?
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No!
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Kidding.
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-Sure.
-Yeah, have a great time.
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The rush is starting!
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I can't do breakfast
and set up for daycare
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all at the same time.
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Carl, I took down
half of the pool.
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You have to do the rest.
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Look, you gotta
get a job this summer
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so we can make it
through the winter, all right?
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Molly, wipe down the extra
saucers and teething toys,
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and check the nap pads
for head lice and boogers.
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Come on, Liam, we gotta get you
to your fancy school.
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Fiona says I can take him.
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Fiona's not in charge anymore.
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We have dollar a cookie,
buck fifty a brownie,
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70 for the gun.
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upbeat music
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Oh.
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Can you do this?
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Make sure he drinks
the whole thing.
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He needs his electrolytes.
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I've been helping Debbie
with daycare.
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Who wants a bonus story?
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Me!
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This is called
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"Fiona's Thoughts,
Sophomore Year, 2006."
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"Flirted with Craig Heisner
today.
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"His ass looked great
in his jeans.
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I bet he could really pick me
up and throw me around."
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Yo, Carl, we taking
all them to school, too?
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No, back to the parking
lot where they live.
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-We're not all gonna fit.
-Sure we will.
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Check, check,
check this out
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Frosted Flakes, Bisquick,
and--ooh, ooh!
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Even got a couple
of two-for-ones for Tide.
272
00:08:58,996 --> 00:09:00,206
Brought some
popcorn shrimp back
273
00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:01,666
from my shitty-ass job.
274
00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:02,750
What's all that shit?
275
00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:04,961
My welding gear.
276
00:09:05,002 --> 00:09:06,295
The hell is it for?
277
00:09:06,337 --> 00:09:07,797
The future.
278
00:09:07,838 --> 00:09:09,215
But, come payday,
279
00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:10,258
you'll see
who the real captain is.
280
00:09:10,299 --> 00:09:11,842
Got it.
281
00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:13,386
That's disgusting.
282
00:09:13,427 --> 00:09:15,137
I should add "plumber"
to my welding résumé.
283
00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:18,641
-That's your kid?
-Yep.
284
00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:19,809
Not afraid
to knock a bitch up.
285
00:09:19,850 --> 00:09:21,185
You game?
286
00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:24,105
We got these from Imelda
over at the Holiday Inn.
287
00:09:24,146 --> 00:09:25,898
It'll be a good way
to stay warm.
288
00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:28,067
3 1/2 Gs?
I got you covered.
289
00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:29,527
You want hunnies
or small bills?
290
00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,487
You're watching Liam
today, remember?
291
00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:33,239
I haven't abused marijuana
like the rest of you,
292
00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:34,574
so, yes, I remember.
293
00:09:34,615 --> 00:09:36,200
Uh, working furnace, Debs?
294
00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:37,034
On it!
295
00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:43,207
Buy back the house.
296
00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:45,501
No, look, look, look.
297
00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:46,586
Don't--
don't get me wrong, okay?
298
00:09:46,627 --> 00:09:49,088
Fiona tried
her absolute best, okay?
299
00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:51,882
But if we were keeping score,
which, of course, we're not,
300
00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:53,593
right, I think there
may have been somebody else
301
00:09:53,634 --> 00:09:55,928
who held the family together
just a little bit better,
302
00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:58,222
and I think that someone...
303
00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:00,308
might be standing
in this kitchen right now.
304
00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:13,654
Huh.
305
00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:15,948
I guess it must be me.
306
00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:19,160
Adding the last 50 bucks
to the property tax, yo.
307
00:10:19,201 --> 00:10:20,620
I don't have it.
308
00:10:20,661 --> 00:10:21,787
How long we doing this for?
309
00:10:21,829 --> 00:10:23,456
Figure we park 30 more cars,
310
00:10:23,497 --> 00:10:25,958
make enough money
to cover the property tax,
311
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,126
at which time, people
will probably start to realize
312
00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:28,836
Wilco's not playing
at Fiona's club.
313
00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:30,171
Then we bolt.
314
00:10:30,212 --> 00:10:31,797
Hey, there, fella.
315
00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:34,967
Ooh, let's go take the Browns
to the Super Bowl, huh?
316
00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:36,594
No coffee.
Milk or juice.
317
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,597
Okay, we got your favorite,
banana pancakes.
318
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,265
-Oh, love banana pancakes.
-There you go.
319
00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:42,642
Oh, make yourself at home.
320
00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:44,435
Thousand bucks
in the squirrel fund
321
00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:45,561
before you go back to school.
322
00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:46,646
I've got this.
323
00:10:46,687 --> 00:10:48,022
Hey, Carl, go upstairs.
324
00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:49,482
Get your toothbrush
and something to sleep in.
325
00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:50,900
Look, I'll take Liam
to school today.
326
00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:52,318
I'll grab us some dinner
while I'm there.
327
00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:53,319
No worries.
No worries.
328
00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:54,487
I'll stay up all night
studying.
329
00:10:54,528 --> 00:10:55,696
I mean, what the fuck?
330
00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:57,990
It's just
an applied physics quiz.
331
00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:05,748
Outstanding bills.
332
00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:07,124
Electric and rent
are late, too?
333
00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:08,668
-We out of diapers?
-Yeah.
334
00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:10,670
But I put a plug up his butt,
didn't I, buddy?
335
00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:11,962
What's that smell?
336
00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:13,339
Frank, stop smoking weed!
337
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:14,507
We're gonna get
out of here, okay?
338
00:11:14,548 --> 00:11:15,591
We'll be back
for dinner tonight.
339
00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:18,010
-No. Lip.
-Fiona, just get some sleep.
340
00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:19,345
Sort your shit out.
341
00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:21,347
I didn't ask to play mom,
all right?
342
00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:22,515
Neither did she.
343
00:11:22,556 --> 00:11:24,016
So, what,
you want me to bust my ass
344
00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:26,185
so I can buy you all houses
and shit?
345
00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:27,687
What did you think
was gonna happen, Fiona?
346
00:11:27,728 --> 00:11:29,021
Liam almost died!
347
00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:30,189
How 'bout that, huh?
348
00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:31,524
Fuckin' Lip, man.
349
00:11:31,565 --> 00:11:33,317
He's a righteous
fuckin' prick.
350
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,361
No, I expected you to not be
drunk in the middle of the day!
351
00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:36,570
All fucking you!
352
00:11:36,612 --> 00:11:37,863
Your coke, your boyfriend,
353
00:11:37,905 --> 00:11:39,699
your fucked-up life!
354
00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:40,741
Not mine!
355
00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:42,535
He's on fire
356
00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:46,038
Now, I'm not saying
that I was perfect,
357
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,540
and, I mean, I definitely
had my own issues.
358
00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:49,583
I am, after all,
my father's son.
359
00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:51,794
I used to partake
in a glass or two
360
00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:53,379
of alcoholic refreshments,
361
00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:55,256
and Fiona
is her father's daughter,
362
00:11:55,297 --> 00:11:59,135
so she, too,
liked the, um, glug-glug.
363
00:11:59,176 --> 00:12:01,554
You know, I often wondered,
if there was a contest,
364
00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:02,805
who could drink who
under the table.
365
00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:06,559
Hi.
My name is Fiona.
366
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,477
I'm not sure
if I'm an alcoholic.
367
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:14,191
upbeat music
368
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:31,709
Hey, I need a drink.
369
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:32,960
Hey.
Can I get another?
370
00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:34,086
What you having?
371
00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:35,379
Vodka.
372
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,590
-What are you drinking?
-Uh, beer.
373
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,387
-Have you been drinking?
-Have you?
374
00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:46,891
You're drunk.
375
00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:49,727
I'm gonna puke.
376
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:50,936
Did she say she's gonna puke?
377
00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:51,937
Hey, that doesn't open.
378
00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:52,897
Do not puke in the van.
379
00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:54,064
Oh, God.
380
00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:57,401
-Oh, damn.
381
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:09,288
Oh, Jesus! Fuck!
382
00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:10,790
Gallagher rain.
383
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:14,293
Ugh.
384
00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:22,301
Cheers.
385
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:23,761
What the hell are you doing?
386
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,806
Trying to get
this fucking beef...
387
00:13:26,847 --> 00:13:28,599
in the oven.
388
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,810
You gotta get in there, beef!
389
00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:38,359
-Hair of the dog?
390
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:41,320
bluesy music
391
00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,496
My pulse beat out
a warning
392
00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:55,125
Her stare cuts me
like a freeze
393
00:13:56,752 --> 00:13:58,045
Yeah, I'm in deep
394
00:13:58,087 --> 00:13:59,797
Christ.
395
00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:03,217
Yeah, baby, I'm in deep
396
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:11,517
And if you won't
just let it be
397
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,185
You gotta believe
398
00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:19,024
Hungry?
399
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:20,693
Don't.
400
00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:21,777
Chicken pot pie?
401
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:22,987
-I'm serious.
-Sloppy joes?
402
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:24,029
Stop. Fiona.
403
00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:28,200
I don't know,
now that I'm thinking of it...
404
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:30,494
you know, perhaps our behavior
while intoxicated
405
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,621
was, uh, less than exemplary.
406
00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:35,875
Uh, Fiona and I,
407
00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:38,919
we're probably a lot more alike
than I'm willing to admit.
408
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:40,838
I'll put it this way.
409
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:44,383
If Fiona and I
were in a band together,
410
00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:49,346
we'd be called
The Chaos Junkies.
411
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:52,266
bluesy music
412
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,444
Whoa!
413
00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:05,321
Hey, that bitch stole my oxy!
414
00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:07,698
Fucking skank bitch!
Get her!
415
00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:12,745
Catch me, I'm falling
416
00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:15,414
South Side piece of shit!
417
00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:18,167
- Catch me, I'm falling
418
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:19,418
On hard times again
419
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:21,921
Hard times, hard times
420
00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:24,924
It's sending me
around the bend
421
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:27,092
Hard times
422
00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:28,761
Oh, fuck.
423
00:15:28,802 --> 00:15:30,596
You have a bedroom, Lip.
424
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:33,098
Yeah, says the girl who had sex
on the stairs last night.
425
00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:34,934
-Hallway.
-Stand corrected.
426
00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:37,937
rock music
427
00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:48,238
Bitch!
428
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,616
Chaos, Fiona.
Chaos follows you around.
429
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:51,951
Fuck you!
430
00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:54,119
Least I don't have
a tiny penis!
431
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:59,416
Oh, shit.
Back up, back up, back up!
432
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:01,752
Oh, my God!
433
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,921
What are you doing?
434
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,716
You don't care about me
anymore
435
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:11,679
Kick him back.
You're punching like a fag.
436
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:12,721
Come on.
437
00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:15,599
Yo, wakey, wakey.
438
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,643
-Get the fuck away from me!
-Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy!
439
00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:19,103
This dressing
contains mayonnaise,
440
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:20,312
and I'm allergic to eggs.
441
00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:22,314
I'm allergic
to people with allergies.
442
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:23,774
I'm never coming back.
443
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,609
Okay, 'cause
what I could really use
444
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,277
are some more customers
who are allergic to food.
445
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:28,153
Bye.
446
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:32,616
There are good drunks
and bad drunks.
447
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:33,784
A good drunk is fun.
448
00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:37,246
A bad drunk
wants to have a fight.
449
00:16:37,287 --> 00:16:38,664
Fuck your fence.
450
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:40,290
A good drunk
lives in the present.
451
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:43,419
A bad drunk
is thinking about yesterday.
452
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:44,628
The fuck?
453
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,088
You put my shit
on the fucking curb?
454
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:49,341
It's all about gas
and the brakes.
455
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:50,259
How you feel?
456
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:51,719
-Great.
457
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,012
-Wanna do another one?
-Yeah.
458
00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:54,805
No.
459
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,307
You feel good, right?
460
00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:59,184
So take a break, driver eight.
461
00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:02,146
rock music
462
00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:07,609
Wake up, sleepyhead.
463
00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:09,903
Oh, fuck.
464
00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:11,822
It's the middle
of the day, man.
465
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:15,075
Wait, you want
another sex video?
466
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:16,994
No, doofus. Remember?
467
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,747
We're supposed to record
a few words about Fiona.
468
00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:21,749
Oh, your bitch of a sister?
469
00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:23,167
Whoa.
Why you saying that?
470
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,543
'Cause all she ever did
was boss you guys around.
471
00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:28,547
First of the month.
Pony up.
472
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:30,174
Hey, dishes to the sink.
473
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:31,008
When you find something
that isn't yours,
474
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,009
keep it that way.
475
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,218
Let's go.
476
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:34,887
Put that stroller
back in the garbage.
477
00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:36,555
School supplies and clothing.
Nothing else.
478
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:37,681
Don't get any ideas.
479
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:40,309
Oh! No peep holes!
480
00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:41,810
Hey, brush your teeth, now.
481
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:43,145
Debbie, go brush your teeth.
482
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:45,230
-You both brush your teeth?
- Yes!
483
00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:46,398
Someone get the door.
484
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,357
Carl, what the hell?
485
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:48,567
Where are you, Ian?
486
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:50,069
This is your sister
and your boss.
487
00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:51,653
You're really gonna smoke this
right in front of me?
488
00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:53,739
Maybe next time
you'll do what I ask.
489
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:55,074
Find Carl and get home, now.
490
00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:56,742
-I asked you to clean up.
-Did ya?
491
00:17:58,410 --> 00:17:59,787
-Okay.
-The fuck?
492
00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:01,789
Party is over, now.
493
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:04,124
-Man, let's go. This some...
-Everybody out!
494
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:05,042
Bye!
495
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,877
Those are my fuckin' Fritos.
496
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,296
Hey, Gallaghers,
497
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:11,799
I need focus and cooperation.
498
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,300
Debbie, go get everyone so we
can get our stories straight.
499
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,010
It's not up for discussion.
500
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,595
You're gonna dress like
a fucking law-abiding citizen
501
00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:17,888
whether you like it or not.
502
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,681
In bed by midnight.
No exceptions.
503
00:18:19,723 --> 00:18:21,183
You're filthy.
Go take a shower.
504
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:22,726
Both need showers.
You're rank.
505
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,686
No more playing dress-up.
Hymen stays intact.
506
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:26,522
No. Absolutely not.
507
00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:28,398
No more peeing off the balcony.
508
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,943
Debbie, that is not the outfit
509
00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:32,444
that we picked out
for your first day.
510
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:34,238
It's not stripper school.
Go change.
511
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,118
Carl!
512
00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:41,870
Morning, Mrs. Babiak.
513
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:43,789
There's a toilet right there.
514
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,624
Mrs. Babiak doesn't need
an anatomy lesson.
515
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:47,709
Please, Mrs. Babiak's
got my 18th birthday circled
516
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:48,961
on her calendar.
517
00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:50,254
Don't forget to take your meds.
518
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:51,130
Don't forget
to take your meds.
519
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:53,882
-Meds?
-Yes, Mom.
520
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:55,259
Are they giving you your meds
in there?
521
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:01,348
Okay, she was bossy
522
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,850
and bitchy,
523
00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:05,060
but maybe we could say it
in a nicer way.
524
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:06,353
Cunty.
525
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:08,188
-Much nicer.
-Thanks.
526
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,608
No, I think she was just
stressed all the time
527
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,110
and overwhelmed.
528
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,653
I mean, can you imagine
having to wake up
529
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:16,071
five jerk-off kids
every morning
530
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:18,949
and trying to get them
out the door to school?
531
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,618
Kids, breakfast!
532
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,453
Rise and shine!
533
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:24,788
Good morning, Milk Dud!
534
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,290
School. Hey. Up.
535
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:27,249
Up.
536
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,458
Up and at 'em!
537
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,127
Let's go, Frank.
Showtime.
538
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:32,421
Jesus.
539
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:34,423
Ten minutes to get downstairs!
540
00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:36,550
Get up and get to school.
541
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:37,843
You're gonna be late
for school.
542
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:38,969
Why aren't you getting ready
for school?
543
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:39,970
School.
544
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,096
School, remember?
545
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:43,182
15 minutes before school, tops.
546
00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:45,684
Debbie, come in
and eat your breakfast, okay?
547
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:46,810
You're up next in the shower.
548
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:47,686
Eat, now.
549
00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:51,356
Debs, Lip, come and get it!
550
00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:52,941
Eat more than just a Pop-Tart.
551
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:55,152
No more popsicles
for breakfast, okay?
552
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,445
No pizza.
Fruit or juice.
553
00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:58,030
No pie.
Get in the shower.
554
00:19:58,071 --> 00:19:59,364
I'm not saying it again.
555
00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:01,533
- Lunch?
-Shit.
556
00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:04,536
Would you grab the paper bags?
557
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:07,873
Here. Go.
558
00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:08,874
Don't forget your lunch.
559
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:10,709
Late start this morning, guys.
560
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,711
-Sorry. You're on your own.
-Where's my lunch?
561
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:15,088
You're each gettin' $3 to buy
your very own school lunch.
562
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:16,840
Gallagher clan is flush.
563
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,342
We're creepin' up
on the poverty line.
564
00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:20,093
Hey, bat stays here.
565
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:21,511
You're gonna be late.
Go.
566
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:22,262
-Bye.
-Everyone out.
567
00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:25,390
Shit!
568
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:30,187
Hey, guys!
569
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,111
What'd she have
to be stressed about?
570
00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:39,613
-She was gettin' plenty of D.
571
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:41,907
Oh, hey,
reality show dating people,
572
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:44,159
get ready
to have your dick sucked.
573
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:46,119
Whoa, what's good?
574
00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:48,163
I heard you
up in my neighborhood
575
00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:50,082
Heard you up in my
neighborhood
576
00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:52,251
-Ah!
- Whoa, what's good?
577
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:54,127
Daddy, come over
578
00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:57,214
Let me get you
stoned, stoned, stoned
579
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,383
I heard you
up in my neighborhood
580
00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:05,514
- You nasty
581
00:21:05,555 --> 00:21:08,267
There was always a revolving
door of guys in this place.
582
00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:10,435
Yeah, she had more cock in her
than a bus station urinal, man.
583
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:13,605
lively music
584
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:16,108
-Ooh.
585
00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:17,317
Come on, I saw
the way you looked at Steve
586
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:18,902
like a D-O-G in heat.
587
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,279
Not true.
588
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:21,488
You never looked
at the other 95 guys that way.
589
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,407
Don't exaggerate. 94.
590
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:25,242
Take a look.
Al's Beef.
591
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,160
I think I just came.
592
00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:28,787
I've been dating this guy,
Steve.
593
00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:30,122
About all we have is passion.
594
00:21:30,163 --> 00:21:31,456
Mm...
595
00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:32,958
Or two?
596
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,668
Oh, God, one!
597
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:36,586
-Who the fuck is Candice?
-Who?
598
00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:38,588
-Uh, morning.
-This is Gus.
599
00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:40,507
Boyfriend and girlfriend
or just fuck buddies?
600
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:41,967
Welcome to my family.
601
00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:44,011
Last night was my first time.
Ever.
602
00:21:44,052 --> 00:21:45,304
Tony, are you saying
you were a...
603
00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:46,805
Virgin?
604
00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:48,307
Holy shit.
You popped his cherry?
605
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:49,516
It's a big thing.
606
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:51,143
It's above average.
607
00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:52,144
Yes.
608
00:21:52,185 --> 00:21:53,020
You and Mike getting serious?
609
00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:55,522
-I like him.
-Sex good?
610
00:21:56,606 --> 00:21:57,482
I don't know yet.
611
00:21:57,524 --> 00:21:58,984
First date Fiona?
612
00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:00,402
The girl who puts out
613
00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:01,445
waiting in line
at the Wendy's drive-thru?
614
00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:03,405
Who told you that?
Ronnie Finnegan?
615
00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:05,073
Ben Troutman.
Jesus Christ.
616
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:06,908
You've done that
more than once?
617
00:22:06,950 --> 00:22:08,076
Is this a date?
618
00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:09,286
Why?
Are you hoping it is a date?
619
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,163
Or you're afraid
we got mixed signals?
620
00:22:11,204 --> 00:22:12,331
I like the signals.
621
00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:15,334
dance music
622
00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,420
Oh, fuck!
623
00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:19,504
-Nice to meet you.
-Mm-hmm.
624
00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:22,174
You're pretty damn intriguing.
625
00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:23,175
How intriguing?
626
00:22:26,219 --> 00:22:27,512
He's your boyfriend's brother!
627
00:22:27,554 --> 00:22:28,680
What are you doing here?
628
00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:29,890
Trying to get it
through your thick skull
629
00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:30,891
that this is over.
630
00:22:30,932 --> 00:22:31,725
Could've called.
631
00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:33,143
Or used Facebook.
632
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,227
I'm not on Facebook.
633
00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:37,064
What do you want me to say?
634
00:22:37,105 --> 00:22:39,024
That--that I'm
self-destructive?
635
00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:42,235
That liars and thieves
and addicts turn me on?
636
00:22:42,277 --> 00:22:44,863
That I don't know how to do
a normal relationship?
637
00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:45,989
Was that so hard?
638
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:47,532
-Uh-oh.
-What?
639
00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:49,034
Oh, fuck.
Is it lice?
640
00:22:49,076 --> 00:22:52,871
This is a completely new brand
of foreplay for me.
641
00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:55,540
You really know how to keep it
interesting, Gallagher.
642
00:22:55,582 --> 00:22:56,541
What are you doing?
643
00:22:56,583 --> 00:22:57,834
Ah, just burning my clothes.
644
00:22:57,876 --> 00:22:58,794
Why?
645
00:22:58,835 --> 00:23:00,545
Ah, you don't need to know.
646
00:23:00,587 --> 00:23:02,297
I'm bringing you there.
647
00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:03,507
Oh, this motel?
It's classy.
648
00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:04,674
Rooms by the hour.
649
00:23:04,716 --> 00:23:06,009
That's why it's fun.
650
00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:07,719
Usually, by this time
in a relationship,
651
00:23:07,761 --> 00:23:10,180
the guy starts just showing up
for late-night booty calls
652
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:11,515
or wants me
to meet his mother.
653
00:23:11,556 --> 00:23:13,517
Your lady sure knows her way
around a cucumber.
654
00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:14,643
Whoa!
655
00:23:14,684 --> 00:23:15,852
Either way, I start looking
656
00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:16,728
for reasons to walk.
657
00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:18,146
This is why you need Tinder.
658
00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:18,980
Give me your phone.
659
00:23:19,022 --> 00:23:20,690
Just swipe, fuck, leave.
660
00:23:20,732 --> 00:23:23,693
V, where are you?
661
00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:24,820
You're drunk.
662
00:23:24,861 --> 00:23:26,530
I just Tinder fucked.
663
00:23:26,571 --> 00:23:29,074
Six pack,
only in town for a week.
664
00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:30,117
What's the tattoo?
665
00:23:30,158 --> 00:23:31,284
Mm. Whoa.
666
00:23:31,326 --> 00:23:33,537
Sex and back to thinking money.
667
00:23:33,578 --> 00:23:34,371
What are you?
668
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,623
My financial consultant?
669
00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:38,917
You mean you're actually
a financial consultant?
670
00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:39,918
What's wrong with your neck?
671
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,086
Weird rash.
672
00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:42,587
Hmm.
It's mouth-shaped.
673
00:23:42,629 --> 00:23:44,714
-Slut.
-I know you are, but what am I?
674
00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:46,258
Oh, I'll spank her later.
675
00:23:46,299 --> 00:23:47,592
Her?
What about me?
676
00:23:47,634 --> 00:23:49,094
- Know what's weird?
-Hmm?
677
00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:50,929
Sitting at a family diner
with an erection.
678
00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:52,431
I'll keep that image in mind
679
00:23:52,472 --> 00:23:54,933
while I'm clearing plates
of fried eggs.
680
00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:57,477
Ah!
681
00:23:59,146 --> 00:24:01,356
upbeat music
682
00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:02,899
I love you.
683
00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:04,526
Did I mention that I'm
falling in love with you?
684
00:24:04,568 --> 00:24:06,194
I fucking love you, okay?
685
00:24:06,236 --> 00:24:07,779
What I want is Fiona.
686
00:24:07,821 --> 00:24:09,114
I love her.
687
00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:10,615
Love is fleeting, Jimmy.
688
00:24:10,657 --> 00:24:11,867
Do you know
what he just told me?
689
00:24:11,908 --> 00:24:13,368
That he's fallin'
in love with me.
690
00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:14,453
You didn't say it back,
did you?
691
00:24:14,494 --> 00:24:15,454
I'm falling in love
with you, too.
692
00:24:15,495 --> 00:24:16,788
-No.
-Good girl.
693
00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:18,039
But I'm, like, freakin' out.
694
00:24:18,081 --> 00:24:19,124
I'm, like, tingling.
695
00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:22,127
Hello?
696
00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:23,128
Come with me.
697
00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:25,046
Costa Rica.
698
00:24:25,088 --> 00:24:26,465
Well, I don't have a passport.
699
00:24:26,506 --> 00:24:28,049
We'll get one in Miami.
700
00:24:28,091 --> 00:24:29,593
sweeping music
701
00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:31,303
-Wanna get married?
-I'd marry you.
702
00:24:31,344 --> 00:24:32,262
Well, if it were up to me,
I'd do it today.
703
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:33,221
Do it right now.
704
00:24:33,263 --> 00:24:34,306
This is stupid, right?
705
00:24:34,347 --> 00:24:35,765
-Right.
-Should we just go?
706
00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:37,142
Gus Pfender
and Fiona Gallagher.
707
00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:42,189
How are you today,
Mrs. Pfender?
708
00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:44,149
You're the one sleepin'
with a married woman.
709
00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:46,443
What's that make you?
710
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:48,153
Lucky.
711
00:24:48,195 --> 00:24:50,030
If I proposed to you
with this big-ass ring,
712
00:24:50,071 --> 00:24:51,281
you'd be so impressed.
713
00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:53,325
Oh, the timing's
a little weird.
714
00:24:54,701 --> 00:24:56,661
The ink's barely dry
on your divorce.
715
00:24:56,703 --> 00:24:57,746
I didn't think your wedding
716
00:24:57,787 --> 00:24:59,164
was gonna become
an annual tradition
717
00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:00,290
like Thanksgiving.
718
00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:01,124
We're good for each other.
719
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:02,459
Oh!
720
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:03,627
Oh, you should not
have done that.
721
00:25:03,668 --> 00:25:05,086
Oh, yeah?
722
00:25:07,881 --> 00:25:09,341
Where'd you learn about music?
You living on Mars?
723
00:25:09,382 --> 00:25:10,467
-Your mom.
-Oh, yeah?
724
00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:12,010
-Last time I banged her.
-Oh, yeah.
725
00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:14,346
That makes a lot more sense.
She has awful taste.
726
00:25:14,387 --> 00:25:15,347
Tell me everywhere
727
00:25:15,388 --> 00:25:17,140
You wanna go
728
00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:20,185
When you can't find
the magic
729
00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:21,978
You are awful.
730
00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:23,438
Yee-hee
731
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:24,523
I love you.
732
00:25:24,564 --> 00:25:25,982
Oh, fuck you.
733
00:25:26,024 --> 00:25:27,692
Do you still love me?
734
00:25:27,734 --> 00:25:29,528
-Don't do it.
-No.
735
00:25:29,569 --> 00:25:31,196
Oh, Fiona.
736
00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:34,199
upbeat music
737
00:25:37,410 --> 00:25:39,204
I misread that, didn't I?
738
00:25:40,872 --> 00:25:42,165
Scrub my back?
739
00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:43,375
You want me
to scrub your back?
740
00:25:47,295 --> 00:25:49,756
Most of the guys weren't
very nice to her, though.
741
00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:52,842
Well, she had a bad picker.
It's probably why you're gay.
742
00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:53,718
What?
743
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,220
How so?
744
00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:57,264
Isn't that, like,
textbook psychology?
745
00:25:57,305 --> 00:25:59,266
You know, she never showed you,
like, a good example
746
00:25:59,307 --> 00:26:00,850
of a straight relationship
or something.
747
00:26:00,892 --> 00:26:02,394
And that's why I'm gay?
748
00:26:02,435 --> 00:26:04,020
Probably.
749
00:26:04,062 --> 00:26:05,438
Not because I'm born this way?
750
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:06,856
What am I, a fuckin' scientist?
751
00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:08,400
I don't know.
752
00:26:08,441 --> 00:26:10,569
Or because I like your D
very much.
753
00:26:12,153 --> 00:26:13,488
No.
754
00:26:13,530 --> 00:26:14,406
Nothing to do with that.
755
00:26:14,447 --> 00:26:15,782
Don't fuckin' stop.
756
00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:18,368
So this that I'm doing
with my hand right now...
757
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:19,911
only has to do with Fiona's
shitty boyfriends?
758
00:26:19,953 --> 00:26:21,746
Exactly.
759
00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:24,249
Oh!
760
00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:25,333
percussive music
761
00:26:26,710 --> 00:26:28,211
Maybe you buy me a drink
to make up for it?
762
00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:29,588
You think I wanna buy you
a fuckin' drink?
763
00:26:29,629 --> 00:26:30,880
Here we go.
764
00:26:30,922 --> 00:26:32,215
-So no?
-You know, apparently,
765
00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:34,092
you can break
their fuckin' nose, and still,
766
00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:36,052
they think you wanna fuck them.
767
00:26:36,094 --> 00:26:37,095
You know why?
768
00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:38,680
'Cause all men
are fuckin' scum!
769
00:26:38,722 --> 00:26:40,515
All of them!
770
00:26:40,557 --> 00:26:41,933
Can you believe
that this guy today
771
00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:43,435
told me I was complicated?
772
00:26:43,476 --> 00:26:44,436
Yes.
773
00:26:44,477 --> 00:26:45,854
Are you serious?
How?
774
00:26:45,895 --> 00:26:47,606
You married that guy
after, like, a week.
775
00:26:47,647 --> 00:26:49,232
There's a little part of me
that wonders
776
00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:50,775
if we didn't make
a big fuckin' mistake.
777
00:26:50,817 --> 00:26:52,110
Then let's make it the most fun
778
00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:53,987
big fuckin' mistake
we ever made.
779
00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:56,323
And you cheated on him with
your car thief ex-boyfriend.
780
00:26:56,364 --> 00:26:57,490
I slept with my ex.
781
00:26:57,532 --> 00:26:59,534
This must be the hubby.
782
00:26:59,576 --> 00:27:01,161
How's it going, man?
How you doing?
783
00:27:01,202 --> 00:27:02,495
Oh, my God!
784
00:27:02,537 --> 00:27:03,788
-God!
-What the fuck?
785
00:27:03,830 --> 00:27:05,165
Nice to meet you!
786
00:27:05,206 --> 00:27:06,333
You had several
different names.
787
00:27:06,374 --> 00:27:07,876
Everything's great,
Jimmy-Steve.
788
00:27:07,917 --> 00:27:09,085
His name's Jimmy now.
789
00:27:09,127 --> 00:27:10,629
Steve was just
a--an alias he used
790
00:27:10,670 --> 00:27:12,005
to lie to me
about who he really was.
791
00:27:12,047 --> 00:27:14,341
Ooh, not cool, Jimmy-Steve.
792
00:27:14,382 --> 00:27:15,675
Fuck that.
And I'm calling him Steve.
793
00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:17,344
Jack's a good thief, Fiona,
794
00:27:17,385 --> 00:27:18,553
but a shitty person.
795
00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:19,888
Jack.
796
00:27:19,929 --> 00:27:21,765
Why does my name
have to make a difference?
797
00:27:21,806 --> 00:27:23,725
Almost married
a heroin addict.
798
00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:25,310
He might seem like a good guy,
799
00:27:25,352 --> 00:27:27,562
but I thought the same thing
when he was my fiancé,
800
00:27:27,604 --> 00:27:28,980
and he lies, and he steals,
801
00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:30,315
and if you're ever fucking
802
00:27:30,357 --> 00:27:31,983
and you notice track marks
on his arms,
803
00:27:32,025 --> 00:27:33,610
maybe don't keep fucking!
804
00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:35,320
Fiona?
805
00:27:35,362 --> 00:27:37,155
You're back on drugs?
806
00:27:37,197 --> 00:27:38,823
Oh, my God.
807
00:27:38,865 --> 00:27:40,283
You bastard!
808
00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:41,451
Didn't you also get fired
from a job
809
00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:42,619
for fucking her boss's brother?
810
00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:43,495
Oh, yeah.
811
00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:46,456
Tell me what you told Mike.
812
00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:47,832
The truth! He needed to know.
813
00:27:47,874 --> 00:27:49,000
Oh!
814
00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:50,251
Fuck you.
815
00:27:51,294 --> 00:27:52,462
I'd like you to leave now.
816
00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:53,797
Okay, I get it.
817
00:27:53,838 --> 00:27:55,173
I'm complicated.
818
00:27:55,215 --> 00:27:57,384
-Oh, I can keep going.
-Oh, fuck you guys.
819
00:27:57,425 --> 00:27:59,511
Is it weird that I'm attracted
to you now more than ever?
820
00:27:59,552 --> 00:28:00,720
Are you asking me on a date?
821
00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:02,305
Guys, Fiona, from the diner.
822
00:28:03,848 --> 00:28:05,392
This is my girlfriend, Gigi.
823
00:28:05,433 --> 00:28:07,018
-Your girlfriend?
-I live with him.
824
00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:08,645
That is so funny.
825
00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:10,313
-Bye.
-You're leavin'?
826
00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:11,773
Have a nice life, Fiona.
827
00:28:11,815 --> 00:28:14,025
Hey, Jimmy, I just wanted
to say, go fuck yourself.
828
00:28:16,152 --> 00:28:17,362
He didn't even have the balls
to dump me in person.
829
00:28:17,404 --> 00:28:18,613
Car thief.
830
00:28:18,655 --> 00:28:20,323
Lied about his name for months.
831
00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:22,283
I'm just pissed I wasted
two years of my life.
832
00:28:22,325 --> 00:28:24,452
Have a good life,
fuckin' asshole!
833
00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:25,995
Holy shit.
You're a fuckin' asshole.
834
00:28:26,037 --> 00:28:26,871
Asshole.
835
00:28:28,915 --> 00:28:30,166
Hi.
Is Ford here?
836
00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:31,209
I'm his wife.
837
00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:32,544
-Fiona.
838
00:28:32,585 --> 00:28:34,045
I'm such a fuckin' idiot.
839
00:28:34,087 --> 00:28:35,296
Fiona, wait.
840
00:28:35,338 --> 00:28:36,548
Take your fucking hands
off my car.
841
00:28:36,589 --> 00:28:37,382
-Don't do this, Fiona.
-Take your fucking--
842
00:28:37,424 --> 00:28:38,633
No, I fucking--no!
843
00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:40,051
Take your fucking hands
off my car!
844
00:28:40,093 --> 00:28:41,052
Fiona!
845
00:28:42,429 --> 00:28:43,888
Holy shit.
846
00:28:43,930 --> 00:28:45,640
That looks terrible.
847
00:28:45,682 --> 00:28:47,392
Like, my brain is rejecting
848
00:28:47,434 --> 00:28:49,728
that an otherwise very hot girl
can look this bad.
849
00:28:49,769 --> 00:28:51,062
Just want my tools back.
850
00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:52,689
Tell me how much you want
for the tools.
851
00:28:55,442 --> 00:28:56,401
I'm done with men.
852
00:28:56,443 --> 00:28:57,861
My instincts suck.
853
00:28:57,902 --> 00:28:59,779
No shithead radar.
854
00:28:59,821 --> 00:29:01,114
I was surprised to hear
from you on Facebook.
855
00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:02,615
You were always
with that bitchy cheerleader.
856
00:29:02,657 --> 00:29:04,492
What was her name?
Lucy Jo?
857
00:29:04,534 --> 00:29:05,785
-You mean my wife.
-Oh, shit.
858
00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:09,539
-Seriously?
859
00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:10,749
-Bitch!
860
00:29:10,790 --> 00:29:12,625
That's for fucking my husband!
861
00:29:12,667 --> 00:29:13,752
-Remember me?
-Shit!
862
00:29:13,793 --> 00:29:15,128
Lucy Jo Heisner?
863
00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:16,337
Why would he tell her?
864
00:29:16,379 --> 00:29:18,131
'Cause you chose a pussy.
865
00:29:18,173 --> 00:29:19,632
You always pick pussies.
866
00:29:19,674 --> 00:29:21,050
Wh--
867
00:29:21,092 --> 00:29:22,844
You can't just keep showing up.
868
00:29:22,886 --> 00:29:24,220
You have to let me go.
869
00:29:24,262 --> 00:29:26,306
You have to let me let you go.
870
00:29:26,347 --> 00:29:28,099
I need you to do that for me.
871
00:29:28,141 --> 00:29:30,101
Take care of yourself,
Fiona Gallagher.
872
00:29:30,143 --> 00:29:32,020
You take care of yourself,
873
00:29:32,061 --> 00:29:34,063
whatever the hell
your real name is.
874
00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:37,108
Open up.
875
00:29:38,401 --> 00:29:39,694
Holy fuck. Is that Ford?
876
00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:41,446
-Yeah.
-Someone help, please!
877
00:29:41,488 --> 00:29:43,114
Does a paintball gun hurt?
878
00:29:43,156 --> 00:29:44,741
-Oh, fuck, yeah.
-Not if you deserve it.
879
00:29:48,077 --> 00:29:50,246
This is my wedding day.
Please don't fuck it up.
880
00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:52,624
Oh, yeah, I know you,
Seanie boy.
881
00:29:52,665 --> 00:29:54,626
Takes a dope fiend
to know a dope fiend,
882
00:29:54,667 --> 00:29:55,919
and you are world class.
883
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,420
Is that true?
884
00:29:57,462 --> 00:29:59,798
Oh, he's a junkie,
through and through,
885
00:29:59,839 --> 00:30:01,800
your husband-to-be.
886
00:30:06,179 --> 00:30:07,806
Hi, Fiona!
887
00:30:07,847 --> 00:30:09,307
She can't hear you, V.
888
00:30:09,349 --> 00:30:11,309
-I know, Kevin.
-She lives in Florida.
889
00:30:11,351 --> 00:30:12,977
I mean, your voice is loud,
but not that loud.
890
00:30:13,019 --> 00:30:14,187
Okay, whatever.
891
00:30:14,229 --> 00:30:16,815
Fiona.
892
00:30:16,856 --> 00:30:18,650
What can I say about my girl?
893
00:30:18,691 --> 00:30:20,527
She is my bestie.
894
00:30:20,568 --> 00:30:23,696
When she was here,
we did everything together,
895
00:30:23,738 --> 00:30:26,991
any of your typical
gal-pal stuff, we did it.
896
00:30:27,033 --> 00:30:28,284
Oh!
897
00:30:28,326 --> 00:30:29,953
We goin' out tonight
898
00:30:29,994 --> 00:30:32,121
We gonna do it right
899
00:30:32,163 --> 00:30:33,832
Let's talk bachelorette party.
900
00:30:33,873 --> 00:30:34,999
Oh, I got that covered.
Don't worry.
901
00:30:35,041 --> 00:30:36,876
'Cause we gon' be doin' it
902
00:30:36,918 --> 00:30:39,003
- Uh-huh
-Let's go, let's go.
903
00:30:39,045 --> 00:30:40,463
So tell me
what you're takin'
904
00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:42,173
Ahh!
905
00:30:42,215 --> 00:30:44,384
You bitches lied to me!
906
00:30:48,429 --> 00:30:49,597
Ahh...
907
00:30:49,639 --> 00:30:51,558
Voilà, ladies!
908
00:30:52,642 --> 00:30:54,352
You did it in a car?
909
00:30:54,394 --> 00:30:55,728
How romantic.
910
00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:58,606
Meg's right.
911
00:30:58,648 --> 00:31:00,358
-I am a loser.
-Hey!
912
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:01,693
You're Fiona Gallagher.
913
00:31:01,734 --> 00:31:03,695
You can do anything
you set your mind to.
914
00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:05,864
I need a body.
915
00:31:05,905 --> 00:31:07,782
A real, live body?
916
00:31:07,824 --> 00:31:10,285
Not live.
Thanks.
917
00:31:10,326 --> 00:31:11,703
Knew I could count on you.
918
00:31:13,913 --> 00:31:15,039
Holy shit!
919
00:31:15,081 --> 00:31:16,416
Pre-certified
for a mortgage loan
920
00:31:16,457 --> 00:31:18,084
of up to $100,000.
921
00:31:18,126 --> 00:31:19,878
I mean, no offense, but giving
that kind of money to you?
922
00:31:19,919 --> 00:31:20,837
Totally.
923
00:31:22,630 --> 00:31:24,591
Kevin turned down
a blow job today.
924
00:31:24,632 --> 00:31:27,051
He only wants to get off
inside me now.
925
00:31:27,093 --> 00:31:29,721
Obsessed with saving his spunk
for having a baby.
926
00:31:29,762 --> 00:31:31,890
Look at you, the romantic.
927
00:31:31,931 --> 00:31:33,725
You drinking
for the both of us.
928
00:31:33,766 --> 00:31:35,393
Once these little girls
pop out,
929
00:31:35,435 --> 00:31:37,395
I'm gonna be downing
my first vodka
930
00:31:37,437 --> 00:31:41,107
before the doctor even pulls
her hand out of my hoo-ha.
931
00:31:41,149 --> 00:31:42,275
I want my boobs back.
932
00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:43,401
I want my life back.
933
00:31:43,443 --> 00:31:44,736
I want my husband back.
934
00:31:44,777 --> 00:31:46,613
You haven't gotten laid lately,
have you?
935
00:31:46,654 --> 00:31:48,364
I need to get dressed up
like a sex object
936
00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:49,741
and be objectified.
937
00:31:49,782 --> 00:31:52,118
Drinking, dancing,
guys looking at my ass.
938
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,746
Me and my friends,
we go savage
939
00:31:54,787 --> 00:31:56,581
We 'bout to cause
some damage
940
00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:58,708
My friends take advantage
941
00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:00,084
You wish
that you could have it
942
00:32:00,126 --> 00:32:02,253
Do it again, automatic
943
00:32:02,295 --> 00:32:03,755
We 'bout to cause
a panic
944
00:32:03,796 --> 00:32:04,839
What happened?
945
00:32:04,881 --> 00:32:07,091
-I had an orgasm.
-You had an--
946
00:32:07,133 --> 00:32:09,761
That's how horny and lonely
I've been these days.
947
00:32:09,802 --> 00:32:11,387
Did I just cheat on Kev?
948
00:32:13,264 --> 00:32:14,515
Tell me, Fiona.
949
00:32:14,557 --> 00:32:16,351
How do you feel
about deli meats?
950
00:32:16,392 --> 00:32:17,852
Hey, V, do you still have
951
00:32:17,894 --> 00:32:19,938
that mini camera you use
for titty shots?
952
00:32:19,979 --> 00:32:21,731
He's right in there.
You know what you're doing?
953
00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:23,274
Do I know how to make a man
ask me for a hummer?
954
00:32:23,316 --> 00:32:25,401
Wait here.
955
00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:26,778
I got it all on tape.
956
00:32:26,819 --> 00:32:28,071
-He's nasty.
-Right?
957
00:32:28,112 --> 00:32:29,781
Gotta be entrepreneurial,
right?
958
00:32:29,822 --> 00:32:32,784
Ahh!
959
00:32:32,825 --> 00:32:34,619
Yeah, I guess you two
were pretty close.
960
00:32:34,661 --> 00:32:35,912
"Pretty close"?
961
00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:37,914
But Fiona and I
were thick as thieves.
962
00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:39,332
What? "Thick as thieves"?
Bullshit.
963
00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:40,750
No, I'm serious.
964
00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:42,251
Not as thick as me and her.
965
00:32:42,293 --> 00:32:43,419
Thicker.
966
00:32:43,461 --> 00:32:45,296
Are you out of your mind?
967
00:32:45,338 --> 00:32:47,465
Am I?
968
00:32:47,507 --> 00:32:49,801
Kev, do guys get PMS?
969
00:32:49,842 --> 00:32:51,302
You asking me
970
00:32:51,344 --> 00:32:52,971
if I bleed from my nuts
once a month?
971
00:32:53,012 --> 00:32:54,180
You hooked up with Tony?
972
00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:55,556
Tony's sweet.
973
00:32:55,598 --> 00:32:56,683
How charitable of you.
974
00:32:56,724 --> 00:32:58,643
Serve and protect, huh?
975
00:32:58,685 --> 00:33:01,604
Serve and protect.
976
00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:03,272
You've been acting like a dude
all summer.
977
00:33:03,314 --> 00:33:05,400
Oh, it's okay for guys
to play the field, but not me?
978
00:33:05,441 --> 00:33:06,776
It's okay if you want guys
to start running their dicks
979
00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:07,568
through the dishwasher
after they bone you.
980
00:33:07,610 --> 00:33:09,153
Shut up.
981
00:33:09,195 --> 00:33:11,322
So you won't be getting up
on my Kevin anytime soon?
982
00:33:11,364 --> 00:33:12,740
Ew.
He's like my brother.
983
00:33:12,782 --> 00:33:13,825
It'd be like
making out with you.
984
00:33:13,866 --> 00:33:14,993
Hi.
985
00:33:16,536 --> 00:33:17,829
You just made my boy parts
get bigger.
986
00:33:17,870 --> 00:33:19,414
Fuck off.
987
00:33:19,455 --> 00:33:21,082
Self-exam
is no laughing matter.
988
00:33:21,124 --> 00:33:22,291
Are you serious?
989
00:33:22,333 --> 00:33:23,334
It's not a sex thing.
990
00:33:23,376 --> 00:33:24,460
It's a "save your life" thing.
991
00:33:24,502 --> 00:33:25,628
Shit.
What is the word again?
992
00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:26,921
-Malignant.
- Malignant.
993
00:33:26,963 --> 00:33:28,131
Raise your arms, Fiona,
994
00:33:28,172 --> 00:33:29,340
because "malignant"
is not a word
995
00:33:29,382 --> 00:33:30,466
you ever want
to have to remember.
996
00:33:30,508 --> 00:33:31,801
Thank you.
997
00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:32,844
-Okay.
-All right, you're good.
998
00:33:32,885 --> 00:33:34,470
Okay.
999
00:33:34,512 --> 00:33:35,680
Since when do you work
at the Laundromat?
1000
00:33:35,722 --> 00:33:36,806
I own the place.
1001
00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:38,182
It seemed like
it would be easy.
1002
00:33:38,224 --> 00:33:40,184
You know, a half a dozen
washing machines,
1003
00:33:40,226 --> 00:33:41,519
nice cash flow.
1004
00:33:41,561 --> 00:33:43,813
I-I thought that
I was seizing an opportunity,
1005
00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:45,231
and now I feel
like a fuckin' idiot.
1006
00:33:49,569 --> 00:33:51,821
I don't know
what we're laughing about.
1007
00:33:52,905 --> 00:33:54,198
Hey, listen up, everyone.
1008
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:55,742
I'm offering free drinks
1009
00:33:55,783 --> 00:33:57,577
if you come help me out
right now for a few hours.
1010
00:33:57,618 --> 00:33:59,662
-Hey.
-I brought help.
1011
00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:01,330
Christ.
What a shit show.
1012
00:34:01,372 --> 00:34:03,875
I got tools in my truck.
I'll go grab 'em.
1013
00:34:03,916 --> 00:34:05,960
Everybody, shovel
all this broken tile out.
1014
00:34:06,002 --> 00:34:07,128
Get it the hell out of here.
1015
00:34:07,170 --> 00:34:10,798
uplifting music
1016
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:12,550
I don't know how I'd do it
without you guys.
1017
00:34:12,592 --> 00:34:14,552
You know that Jagermeister
really makes you chatty.
1018
00:34:14,594 --> 00:34:16,846
-Right?
1019
00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:18,389
Okay, fine.
1020
00:34:18,431 --> 00:34:21,476
You and Fiona
had a nice relationship.
1021
00:34:21,517 --> 00:34:23,978
She was the best girl friend
I've ever had.
1022
00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:26,564
She was the only girl friend
you ever had.
1023
00:34:26,606 --> 00:34:28,024
That's because anytime
I tried to make friends
1024
00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:30,068
with other women,
they always wanted to fuck me.
1025
00:34:30,109 --> 00:34:32,361
-Oh, is that what it was?
-Yeah.
1026
00:34:32,403 --> 00:34:34,322
Fiona's the only woman
who's never wanted to fuck me.
1027
00:34:34,363 --> 00:34:36,282
Because she's like a sister
to us.
1028
00:34:36,324 --> 00:34:37,742
She's family.
1029
00:34:37,784 --> 00:34:39,077
Ew, you're right.
1030
00:34:39,118 --> 00:34:40,578
Thank God she never wanted
to fuck me.
1031
00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:42,455
Yep. Thank God.
1032
00:34:43,831 --> 00:34:45,374
Am I camera ready or what?
1033
00:34:45,416 --> 00:34:46,292
Ow!
1034
00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:47,376
upbeat music
1035
00:34:47,418 --> 00:34:48,753
Yes, baby.
1036
00:34:53,966 --> 00:34:55,927
You don't actually
have to get married, do you?
1037
00:34:55,968 --> 00:34:57,428
What's the point, then?
1038
00:34:57,470 --> 00:34:59,764
All the free shit, baby.
1039
00:34:59,806 --> 00:35:00,848
-Oh!
- Hey!
1040
00:35:00,890 --> 00:35:01,891
-Oh, damn.
-Ooh, baby, come on.
1041
00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:03,893
Okay, Gallaghers.
1042
00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:06,854
You're the only family I got,
so let's put this on film, huh?
1043
00:35:09,649 --> 00:35:10,900
- I might not mind
1044
00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:12,610
having a baby Kev
running around.
1045
00:35:12,652 --> 00:35:15,113
Little tomorrow person.
1046
00:35:15,154 --> 00:35:16,531
What?
1047
00:35:16,572 --> 00:35:18,366
Well, that's what I call
little mixed-race babies.
1048
00:35:18,407 --> 00:35:21,285
Little people of tomorrow.
1049
00:35:21,327 --> 00:35:22,620
If it is a boy--
1050
00:35:22,662 --> 00:35:24,205
If it is a boy,
you gotta circumcise.
1051
00:35:24,247 --> 00:35:26,124
I mean, have you ever seen one
that's uncut?
1052
00:35:26,165 --> 00:35:27,583
You don't know what's going on
up in there.
1053
00:35:27,625 --> 00:35:29,293
It does not make you
wanna go downtown,
1054
00:35:29,335 --> 00:35:31,254
and you want your kid to get
his share of head, right?
1055
00:35:31,295 --> 00:35:32,588
Thank you!
1056
00:35:36,634 --> 00:35:38,928
-What's going on with him?
-He had a vasectomy.
1057
00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:40,638
-Little swelling.
- Little swelling.
1058
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,640
My ball's the size
of a grapefruit, V.
1059
00:35:44,725 --> 00:35:47,311
Kevin and I got into a fight.
1060
00:35:47,353 --> 00:35:49,021
Screw that.
1061
00:35:49,063 --> 00:35:50,648
-Fi...
-No.
1062
00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:52,316
-Screw that.
-Fiona.
1063
00:35:52,358 --> 00:35:53,484
I'm out of my mind
1064
00:35:53,526 --> 00:35:55,153
'cause you and V
are the only things
1065
00:35:55,194 --> 00:35:57,363
that have ever made sense to me
in this whole fucked-up world.
1066
00:35:57,405 --> 00:35:59,866
I swear to God,
if you leave V--
1067
00:35:59,907 --> 00:36:00,867
-You're leaving V?
-No!
1068
00:36:00,908 --> 00:36:02,618
Fiona, what the hell?
1069
00:36:02,660 --> 00:36:05,037
soft music
1070
00:36:05,079 --> 00:36:07,456
I'm sorry,
but I would never leave you.
1071
00:36:07,498 --> 00:36:09,083
You gotta know that.
1072
00:36:11,377 --> 00:36:15,339
After everything
we've been through,
1073
00:36:15,381 --> 00:36:17,300
you kind of just
have to know that.
1074
00:36:21,679 --> 00:36:23,014
Whoa.
1075
00:36:23,055 --> 00:36:25,016
You just snotted
the whole table.
1076
00:36:27,059 --> 00:36:28,477
Thank you, thank you,
1077
00:36:28,519 --> 00:36:30,021
but I'm not actually
a stripper.
1078
00:36:30,062 --> 00:36:31,522
Shut up.
Take the cash.
1079
00:36:31,564 --> 00:36:32,440
Yeah!
1080
00:36:32,481 --> 00:36:33,774
Thank you.
1081
00:36:33,816 --> 00:36:35,985
I've never dranken
from a penis before.
1082
00:36:39,906 --> 00:36:42,783
So it's come to this, huh?
1083
00:36:42,825 --> 00:36:45,161
You wanna know about Fiona.
1084
00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:48,206
The perspective
only a father can give.
1085
00:36:48,247 --> 00:36:51,042
I have a lot to say, you know,
1086
00:36:51,083 --> 00:36:54,378
but first,
am I getting paid for this?
1087
00:36:54,420 --> 00:36:57,590
It might determine
just how juicy the details are
1088
00:36:57,632 --> 00:36:58,674
that I give you.
1089
00:36:58,716 --> 00:37:00,301
Uh-huh.
1090
00:37:00,343 --> 00:37:02,637
Otherwise, suit yourself.
1091
00:37:02,678 --> 00:37:05,348
You get what you get from me.
1092
00:37:05,389 --> 00:37:09,602
Anyway, what can I say?
1093
00:37:09,644 --> 00:37:12,730
Fiona, Fiona, Fiona,
Fiona, Fiona.
1094
00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:17,109
Frank? Frank!
Frank.
1095
00:37:17,151 --> 00:37:18,486
Fuck, Frank!
1096
00:37:18,527 --> 00:37:20,321
Frank, what the hell
is going on?
1097
00:37:20,363 --> 00:37:23,908
As of right now, you
are officially on the wagon.
1098
00:37:23,950 --> 00:37:25,326
Are those my jeans, Frank?
1099
00:37:25,368 --> 00:37:26,994
You're not leaving
Hymie here, Frank.
1100
00:37:27,036 --> 00:37:28,663
This isn't a DUI, Frank.
1101
00:37:28,704 --> 00:37:29,914
You're a fuckin' asshole,
Frank.
1102
00:37:29,956 --> 00:37:31,374
You look like shit, Frank.
1103
00:37:31,415 --> 00:37:32,833
The doctor talk to you, Frank?
1104
00:37:32,875 --> 00:37:34,418
Yeah.
"Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
1105
00:37:34,460 --> 00:37:36,045
Stop drinking.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."
1106
00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:37,922
Why does it always
come down to Frank?
1107
00:37:37,964 --> 00:37:38,839
Oh, fuck, Frank.
1108
00:37:38,881 --> 00:37:39,757
Piss off, Frank.
1109
00:37:39,799 --> 00:37:41,717
Sleep in your room, Frank.
1110
00:37:41,759 --> 00:37:43,010
What you need, Frank?
1111
00:37:43,052 --> 00:37:45,096
Frank, what are they doing
in our yard?
1112
00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:47,431
Enough with the kicking!
1113
00:37:47,473 --> 00:37:48,599
Christ!
1114
00:37:48,641 --> 00:37:50,434
Frank, one more word,
1115
00:37:50,476 --> 00:37:52,687
you'll be sharing a mattress
with your friends out back.
1116
00:37:52,728 --> 00:37:54,063
Let's not be hasty.
1117
00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:55,940
You are not part
of this conversation, Frank.
1118
00:37:55,982 --> 00:37:58,526
Would you happen to have
a spare bed for your old pops?
1119
00:37:58,567 --> 00:37:59,485
No.
1120
00:37:59,527 --> 00:38:00,528
-Hey, Frank.
-Frank.
1121
00:38:00,569 --> 00:38:01,779
Frank. Frank. Frank.
1122
00:38:01,821 --> 00:38:02,947
Frank. Frank. Frank. Frank.
1123
00:38:02,989 --> 00:38:04,240
Frank. Frank. Frank.
Frank. Frank.
1124
00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:05,157
Frank. Frank. Frank.
Frank. Frank. Frank.
1125
00:38:05,199 --> 00:38:06,200
Frank. Frank. Frank!
1126
00:38:06,242 --> 00:38:07,868
I go by Francis now.
1127
00:38:08,744 --> 00:38:11,706
upbeat music
1128
00:38:18,879 --> 00:38:20,464
-So strident.
1129
00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:25,928
Chip off the old block.
1130
00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:27,513
Like father, like daughter.
1131
00:38:27,555 --> 00:38:30,099
The apple doesn't fall
far from the tree.
1132
00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:33,811
These expressions
don't begin to describe
1133
00:38:33,853 --> 00:38:36,856
how similar me and the heir
to my throne are...
1134
00:38:39,650 --> 00:38:42,236
...starting
with our work ethic.
1135
00:38:44,030 --> 00:38:46,157
Tell me what my benefits
would be
1136
00:38:46,198 --> 00:38:47,992
if I were to retire right now.
1137
00:38:48,034 --> 00:38:50,578
It says here you only worked
six weeks your entire life.
1138
00:38:50,619 --> 00:38:52,330
Well...
1139
00:38:52,371 --> 00:38:54,165
if you mean a "formal" job.
1140
00:38:54,206 --> 00:38:56,667
-What are we doing today?
-Biohazard.
1141
00:38:56,709 --> 00:38:59,086
Got a few blocks
of raw sewage down there.
1142
00:39:02,715 --> 00:39:04,550
That's the problem
with working.
1143
00:39:04,592 --> 00:39:06,218
Too much instability.
1144
00:39:06,260 --> 00:39:07,845
Stress.
1145
00:39:07,887 --> 00:39:09,013
I saw the "help wanted" sign.
1146
00:39:09,055 --> 00:39:10,931
It's minimum wage, nights.
1147
00:39:10,973 --> 00:39:11,974
I need a job.
1148
00:39:14,310 --> 00:39:15,811
Get a job, Frank.
1149
00:39:15,853 --> 00:39:17,772
Well, now,
why would I do that, Gail?
1150
00:39:17,813 --> 00:39:19,607
How do you think we made it
all these years, huh?
1151
00:39:19,648 --> 00:39:21,233
You ready, big man?
Come on.
1152
00:39:21,275 --> 00:39:22,485
Busting my ass,
1153
00:39:22,526 --> 00:39:23,694
working eight jobs...
1154
00:39:23,736 --> 00:39:24,820
Who's got the jumbo dog?
1155
00:39:24,862 --> 00:39:25,780
How'd you know?
1156
00:39:25,821 --> 00:39:26,947
X-ray vision.
1157
00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:29,658
Keep the change, darling.
1158
00:39:32,995 --> 00:39:35,539
"Your Illinois State
work compensation
1159
00:39:35,581 --> 00:39:37,124
has been terminated"!
1160
00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:39,043
No!
1161
00:39:41,253 --> 00:39:42,338
Gotta find a job.
1162
00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:43,964
Show me the special list.
1163
00:39:44,006 --> 00:39:45,549
These are the jobs
nobody wants.
1164
00:39:45,591 --> 00:39:48,719
Conditions are hazardous,
unsafe, or both.
1165
00:39:48,761 --> 00:39:50,012
You're guaranteed to get hurt.
1166
00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:52,723
Good man, Gary.
1167
00:39:52,765 --> 00:39:55,059
Serious injuries
that occur each year
1168
00:39:55,101 --> 00:39:57,728
show that a forklift
can be dangerous.
1169
00:39:57,770 --> 00:39:59,730
I don't like that you're
getting hurt on purpose
1170
00:39:59,772 --> 00:40:01,315
to make money;
isn't that cheating?
1171
00:40:01,357 --> 00:40:03,317
I prefer to think of it
as helping.
1172
00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:05,194
-You do?
-When I collect workman's comp,
1173
00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:07,071
some lady has to fill out
the paperwork.
1174
00:40:07,113 --> 00:40:10,199
Wasn't for me,
she'd be unemployed.
1175
00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:13,202
Well, it's back to the
grindstone for this guy.
1176
00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:14,703
-Whoa!
-Oh, careful, Frank.
1177
00:40:14,745 --> 00:40:15,746
That spill
almost got you there.
1178
00:40:15,788 --> 00:40:17,081
Huh.
1179
00:40:17,123 --> 00:40:18,541
Already lost
one best work friend.
1180
00:40:18,582 --> 00:40:20,793
Don't need to lose another
so soon.
1181
00:40:20,835 --> 00:40:24,588
dance music
1182
00:40:24,630 --> 00:40:26,715
Gotta find something
more permanent.
1183
00:40:26,757 --> 00:40:28,300
Tell Juan that Kim sent you.
1184
00:40:28,342 --> 00:40:30,094
It's not hookin', right?
1185
00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:30,970
It is hooking?
1186
00:40:31,011 --> 00:40:32,888
I'm barely scraping by.
1187
00:40:32,930 --> 00:40:35,433
I've been cleaning a dead body
out of an apartment all day.
1188
00:40:35,474 --> 00:40:37,268
Oh, my God.
No, no, no.
1189
00:40:37,309 --> 00:40:38,436
Oh, fuck.
1190
00:40:38,477 --> 00:40:41,355
You've gone and died, Billy!
1191
00:40:41,397 --> 00:40:42,773
No, no, no!
1192
00:40:42,815 --> 00:40:44,108
Ugh.
1193
00:40:44,150 --> 00:40:45,317
Paramedics are on the way.
1194
00:40:45,359 --> 00:40:49,113
I can't stay here
and watch them zip him up.
1195
00:40:49,155 --> 00:40:50,781
-What's up, Frank?
-Big score.
1196
00:40:50,823 --> 00:40:52,158
Fresh dead guy.
1197
00:40:52,199 --> 00:40:53,117
You diggin' that smell?
1198
00:40:53,159 --> 00:40:54,535
Something die in here?
1199
00:40:54,577 --> 00:40:56,787
Maggots, roaches, rats, flies.
1200
00:40:56,829 --> 00:40:58,205
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
1201
00:40:58,247 --> 00:40:59,623
-Oh, my God.
-Keep your mouth shut.
1202
00:40:59,665 --> 00:41:01,083
And I don't mean "shut up."
1203
00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:02,793
I mean don't let anything
splash in your mouth.
1204
00:41:02,835 --> 00:41:04,378
I want you to break my leg.
1205
00:41:04,420 --> 00:41:05,880
I need the insurance money.
1206
00:41:05,921 --> 00:41:07,465
If you love me, son,
you'll do this.
1207
00:41:07,506 --> 00:41:08,716
Can I put it on YouTube?
1208
00:41:08,757 --> 00:41:09,758
Sh--
1209
00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:12,970
No.
1210
00:41:13,012 --> 00:41:13,929
It's time for the talk.
1211
00:41:13,971 --> 00:41:14,972
"The talk"?
1212
00:41:15,014 --> 00:41:16,182
The 401 talk.
1213
00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:19,310
Oh, fuck! Ah! Ahh!
1214
00:41:19,351 --> 00:41:20,519
You're eligible
to participate.
1215
00:41:20,561 --> 00:41:22,521
What's a 401?
1216
00:41:22,563 --> 00:41:25,941
What, I'm supposed
to take off work to go do this?
1217
00:41:25,983 --> 00:41:28,694
Of course not,
because, uh, as you know,
1218
00:41:28,736 --> 00:41:30,196
this injury's prevented you
from working.
1219
00:41:30,237 --> 00:41:31,655
-Remember?
-Oh, shit.
1220
00:41:31,697 --> 00:41:33,282
I got a meeting today.
1221
00:41:33,324 --> 00:41:34,533
I'm gonna start looking
at commercial properties.
1222
00:41:34,575 --> 00:41:36,619
You don't have much
in the way of work history.
1223
00:41:36,660 --> 00:41:38,829
Been a stay-at-home dad
most of my life.
1224
00:41:38,871 --> 00:41:40,164
What do you think
the rental increase
1225
00:41:40,206 --> 00:41:41,832
per square foot
is gonna be year to year
1226
00:41:41,874 --> 00:41:43,042
with gentrification?
1227
00:41:43,083 --> 00:41:44,502
-At least 20 percent.
-Really?
1228
00:41:44,543 --> 00:41:46,629
Aren't things actually
leveling off?
1229
00:41:46,670 --> 00:41:49,173
I got kicked out
of the military
1230
00:41:49,215 --> 00:41:50,716
'cause I couldn't get enough
of his cock.
1231
00:41:53,802 --> 00:41:54,887
Thank you.
1232
00:41:54,929 --> 00:41:56,722
-Oh, thank you.
-Oorah.
1233
00:41:57,890 --> 00:41:58,849
So what the hell, Whitford?
1234
00:41:58,891 --> 00:42:00,142
Do you think
I'm not smart enough?
1235
00:42:00,184 --> 00:42:02,436
Or you just like
making women feel like
1236
00:42:02,478 --> 00:42:04,188
they need to fuck you
to join an LLC?
1237
00:42:04,230 --> 00:42:06,273
I see you visited our hospital
52 times,
1238
00:42:06,315 --> 00:42:07,274
and you have no insurance.
1239
00:42:07,316 --> 00:42:09,360
Difficulty securing employment
1240
00:42:09,401 --> 00:42:10,861
in this challenging economy.
1241
00:42:10,903 --> 00:42:12,780
Unemployment rate
is under 4 percent.
1242
00:42:12,821 --> 00:42:14,532
We're hiring janitors
without hands.
1243
00:42:18,244 --> 00:42:22,248
Fiona learned
everything she knows from me.
1244
00:42:22,289 --> 00:42:26,001
She was my A-plus student,
1245
00:42:26,043 --> 00:42:28,837
my protégé,
1246
00:42:28,879 --> 00:42:31,924
and as a result
of everything I taught her,
1247
00:42:31,966 --> 00:42:34,510
she respected me,
looked up to me.
1248
00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:37,346
She appreciated
my ways of the world
1249
00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:40,224
and the infinite wisdom I held,
1250
00:42:40,266 --> 00:42:43,435
but because Fiona
was a young spirit,
1251
00:42:43,477 --> 00:42:46,355
not experienced in life,
1252
00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:49,233
she sometimes doubted
my choices--
1253
00:42:49,275 --> 00:42:53,404
would butt in,
insert herself into my process.
1254
00:42:53,445 --> 00:42:55,739
She didn't always trust
that I had things
1255
00:42:55,781 --> 00:42:57,658
absolutely under control.
1256
00:42:57,700 --> 00:42:59,076
Oh, shit. Whoa!
1257
00:42:59,118 --> 00:43:00,160
rock music
1258
00:43:00,202 --> 00:43:03,038
You think...
1259
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:05,541
Fuckin' folding you...
1260
00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:06,875
I wouldn't put him
anywhere near carpet
1261
00:43:06,917 --> 00:43:08,002
till his pants dry a bit.
1262
00:43:08,043 --> 00:43:09,712
-Who the hell is that?
-My dad.
1263
00:43:11,922 --> 00:43:13,757
Oh, you found
our emergency fund.
1264
00:43:13,799 --> 00:43:14,842
So we're covered.
1265
00:43:14,883 --> 00:43:16,427
Oh, no.
Come on, no!
1266
00:43:16,468 --> 00:43:18,846
Ahh!
1267
00:43:18,887 --> 00:43:20,681
It hurts.
Need a sponge bath.
1268
00:43:20,723 --> 00:43:22,349
Jesus.
1269
00:43:22,391 --> 00:43:24,018
How long did the doctor say
you were gonna be like this?
1270
00:43:24,059 --> 00:43:25,603
Fork over the cash!
1271
00:43:25,644 --> 00:43:27,104
Craig!
1272
00:43:27,146 --> 00:43:29,481
Some old-ass junkie's
trying to hit us again.
1273
00:43:29,523 --> 00:43:31,066
Let's go.
No, no, no, no.
1274
00:43:31,108 --> 00:43:32,610
Wait, uh, pull.
Pull!
1275
00:43:32,651 --> 00:43:33,777
Oh, shit. Go!
1276
00:43:35,696 --> 00:43:38,157
Oh, what did I do this time?
1277
00:43:38,198 --> 00:43:39,742
-Jesus.
-Guess who came by today.
1278
00:43:39,783 --> 00:43:41,410
The city.
1279
00:43:41,452 --> 00:43:43,621
They're digging up the yard
to work on the sewer line.
1280
00:43:43,662 --> 00:43:46,165
You need to find Aunt Ginger
before they do.
1281
00:43:46,206 --> 00:43:47,791
You buried her.
1282
00:43:47,833 --> 00:43:49,126
You unbury her.
1283
00:43:49,168 --> 00:43:50,294
Guys, bad news.
1284
00:43:50,336 --> 00:43:51,670
We all gotta dig tonight.
1285
00:43:51,712 --> 00:43:53,589
Frank can't find Aunt Ginger.
1286
00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:55,841
Once again, saddled
with a mess we didn't create.
1287
00:43:55,883 --> 00:43:56,800
The sooner
we get out there and dig,
1288
00:43:56,842 --> 00:43:57,843
the sooner it'll all be over.
1289
00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:00,638
I'll get the money.
1290
00:44:00,679 --> 00:44:02,306
I will get the money somehow.
1291
00:44:02,348 --> 00:44:03,307
I'll do it.
I'll make it right.
1292
00:44:03,349 --> 00:44:04,475
I'll make it right.
1293
00:44:07,144 --> 00:44:08,145
Sir, step out of the car.
1294
00:44:10,689 --> 00:44:13,817
Ten thousand says you
cannot get Tasered
1295
00:44:13,859 --> 00:44:15,319
and not soil
your tighty-whities.
1296
00:44:15,361 --> 00:44:16,737
Do it!
1297
00:44:20,824 --> 00:44:22,326
Where's my fuckin' money?
1298
00:44:22,368 --> 00:44:23,577
You were serious about that?
1299
00:44:23,619 --> 00:44:25,329
We'll keep the kid
as collateral.
1300
00:44:26,455 --> 00:44:27,831
-Frank!
-Frank!
1301
00:44:27,873 --> 00:44:29,667
Hey.
1302
00:44:29,708 --> 00:44:32,252
Where is Liam?
1303
00:44:32,294 --> 00:44:34,338
He's at his first sleepover.
1304
00:44:35,422 --> 00:44:36,507
Who the fuck are you?
1305
00:44:36,548 --> 00:44:37,633
We want Liam back.
1306
00:44:37,675 --> 00:44:38,717
He's collateral.
1307
00:44:38,759 --> 00:44:40,052
You better start shootin'.
1308
00:44:42,429 --> 00:44:43,514
Hey. Good to see you.
1309
00:44:43,555 --> 00:44:44,515
Man, shut the fuck up.
1310
00:44:46,725 --> 00:44:47,893
Now, where the hell
is our brother?
1311
00:44:47,935 --> 00:44:49,520
I didn't mean for that--
1312
00:44:50,020 --> 00:44:53,524
Twenty questions to see if
Al-Anon could be right for you.
1313
00:44:53,565 --> 00:44:55,317
- Yeah? How'd you do?
-Twenty out of twenty.
1314
00:44:55,359 --> 00:44:57,069
"Have holidays or gatherings
1315
00:44:57,111 --> 00:45:00,197
ever been spoiled
by a loved one's drinking?"
1316
00:45:03,450 --> 00:45:04,868
"Have you ever
called the police
1317
00:45:04,910 --> 00:45:06,245
for fear of abuse?"
1318
00:45:06,286 --> 00:45:08,205
Out, or I swear to God,
I'm gonna call the cops.
1319
00:45:08,247 --> 00:45:09,289
What kind of a Gallagher
are you?
1320
00:45:09,331 --> 00:45:10,541
Out.
1321
00:45:10,582 --> 00:45:11,375
Are the asses in the window
1322
00:45:11,417 --> 00:45:12,209
gonna be a problem?
1323
00:45:12,251 --> 00:45:13,711
Jesus.
1324
00:45:13,752 --> 00:45:15,879
"Do you feel more alive
in the midst of a crisis?"
1325
00:45:15,921 --> 00:45:19,466
Can you connect me
with Child Welfare Services?
1326
00:45:19,508 --> 00:45:21,135
You're the one
who called DFS on 'em
1327
00:45:21,176 --> 00:45:22,553
to have 'em taken away.
1328
00:45:22,594 --> 00:45:23,804
And what's the situation?
1329
00:45:23,846 --> 00:45:27,057
Six kids living in squalor.
1330
00:45:27,099 --> 00:45:29,059
No parental supervision.
1331
00:45:29,101 --> 00:45:32,312
"Are you uneasy when your life
is going smoothly?"
1332
00:45:32,354 --> 00:45:33,647
Oh...
1333
00:45:33,689 --> 00:45:35,482
What are you doing, Frank?
1334
00:45:35,524 --> 00:45:36,859
I'm just watching you sleep.
1335
00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:38,068
Jesus Christ.
1336
00:45:38,110 --> 00:45:39,570
You're really starting
to creep me out.
1337
00:45:39,611 --> 00:45:41,405
And my personal favorite,
1338
00:45:41,447 --> 00:45:42,906
"Do you care for others
easily..."
1339
00:45:42,948 --> 00:45:44,783
Fuck, Frank.
1340
00:45:44,825 --> 00:45:46,201
gentle music
1341
00:45:46,243 --> 00:45:48,287
"...but find it difficult
to care for yourself?"
1342
00:45:49,329 --> 00:45:50,914
Good job, Fiona.
1343
00:45:50,956 --> 00:45:54,084
I don't know how
I could do this without you.
1344
00:45:54,126 --> 00:45:55,753
-Thanks for all your hard work.
1345
00:45:57,296 --> 00:45:59,715
You're welcome, Dad.
1346
00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:01,467
So there you have it.
1347
00:46:01,508 --> 00:46:04,595
My mini me, Fiona Gallagher.
1348
00:46:04,636 --> 00:46:07,598
Direct descendant of my loins.
1349
00:46:07,639 --> 00:46:10,100
We breathe the same air,
1350
00:46:10,142 --> 00:46:12,311
which, of course, is why
sometimes
1351
00:46:12,352 --> 00:46:15,731
I've had to step in
and school her,
1352
00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:17,691
teach her a life lesson,
1353
00:46:17,733 --> 00:46:19,985
show her the ropes, as it were.
1354
00:46:22,738 --> 00:46:26,784
Sometimes I may have
inadvertently hurt her,
1355
00:46:26,825 --> 00:46:28,452
but at the end of the day,
1356
00:46:28,494 --> 00:46:31,747
I'm the one who knows
what's best for her
1357
00:46:31,789 --> 00:46:33,373
because I am her.
1358
00:46:33,415 --> 00:46:34,583
upbeat music
1359
00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:36,460
Ahh!
1360
00:46:36,502 --> 00:46:38,796
-Ah!
-Come here!
1361
00:46:38,837 --> 00:46:40,714
Oh, Jesus Christ.
1362
00:46:40,756 --> 00:46:42,382
Do not let that woman in.
1363
00:46:42,424 --> 00:46:43,926
The hell did you do?
1364
00:46:43,967 --> 00:46:46,553
Know how I know you fucked him?
1365
00:46:46,595 --> 00:46:49,640
He told me,
you filthy penis mitten!
1366
00:46:50,682 --> 00:46:51,934
I was chased from my own house,
1367
00:46:51,975 --> 00:46:53,602
and now I'm hiding in yours.
1368
00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:54,812
Holy shit, I'm you.
1369
00:46:54,853 --> 00:46:56,647
I have waited for this day.
1370
00:46:56,688 --> 00:46:59,650
And it's you, and it's me
1371
00:46:59,691 --> 00:47:02,694
And it's us,
and the new girl makes three
1372
00:47:02,736 --> 00:47:05,113
No one really knows
how far you're gonna go
1373
00:47:05,155 --> 00:47:07,366
When you're swaying
to the sinners revelry
1374
00:47:07,407 --> 00:47:09,451
-What?
-That's my stool.
1375
00:47:12,704 --> 00:47:14,206
Well, tough shit.
Looks like it's my stool now.
1376
00:47:14,248 --> 00:47:15,874
Come on, it's my stool.
That's where I sit.
1377
00:47:15,916 --> 00:47:17,584
Come on.
Let me sit here.
1378
00:47:17,626 --> 00:47:19,002
Get--fuck, all right.
1379
00:47:19,044 --> 00:47:20,838
Fine. Jesus.
1380
00:47:20,879 --> 00:47:23,799
Who's gonna save me,
pretty baby?
1381
00:47:23,841 --> 00:47:26,802
'Cause your daddy
is going down
1382
00:47:26,844 --> 00:47:29,471
I was raised by the wolves
in the wild, honey child
1383
00:47:29,513 --> 00:47:32,015
Do you remember anything
about last night?
1384
00:47:32,057 --> 00:47:33,475
-No.
-Me neither.
1385
00:47:35,310 --> 00:47:36,770
Hey, how about that ecstasy?
1386
00:47:36,812 --> 00:47:38,146
No, thanks.
1387
00:47:38,188 --> 00:47:40,691
You already took it.
1388
00:47:40,732 --> 00:47:41,859
Hurry up in there.
1389
00:47:41,900 --> 00:47:42,860
I gotta help my mother
out of bed
1390
00:47:42,901 --> 00:47:44,111
and take her to the bathroom.
1391
00:47:44,152 --> 00:47:45,445
Really putting a damper
1392
00:47:45,487 --> 00:47:46,530
on your "drink, puke, sleep"
schedule, huh?
1393
00:47:46,572 --> 00:47:47,781
I can't take it anymore.
1394
00:47:47,823 --> 00:47:49,324
Your problem.
Not ours.
1395
00:47:49,366 --> 00:47:51,326
-Ah! What was that?
1396
00:47:51,368 --> 00:47:52,828
Where's your grandmother?
1397
00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:53,996
Buying more supplies.
1398
00:47:54,037 --> 00:47:54,913
I'm gonna kill her.
1399
00:47:54,955 --> 00:47:56,373
I never thought I'd say this,
1400
00:47:56,415 --> 00:47:57,833
but you were right;
we have to get rid of her.
1401
00:47:57,875 --> 00:47:59,126
She's putting our lives
in danger.
1402
00:47:59,167 --> 00:48:00,878
I will fuck you up!
1403
00:48:00,919 --> 00:48:02,129
-Shit!
-Whoa!
1404
00:48:03,171 --> 00:48:04,172
Put a hit out on her.
1405
00:48:04,214 --> 00:48:05,883
She's your mother.
1406
00:48:05,924 --> 00:48:08,886
Oh, like you haven't thought
about doing that to me before.
1407
00:48:08,927 --> 00:48:10,095
We set her up?
1408
00:48:10,137 --> 00:48:11,388
Yeah, I guess
that's what I mean.
1409
00:48:11,430 --> 00:48:13,181
Finally thinking
like a Gallagher.
1410
00:48:13,223 --> 00:48:15,142
We could have the cops
pick her up,
1411
00:48:15,183 --> 00:48:16,977
tell them it's a Chapter 405.
1412
00:48:17,019 --> 00:48:18,770
-Mental disorder?
-They'd take her away.
1413
00:48:21,023 --> 00:48:22,441
Okay, so we'll clean up
the meth lab,
1414
00:48:22,482 --> 00:48:24,151
air the place out,
and then call the cops.
1415
00:48:24,192 --> 00:48:26,737
They'll bring her
to a geriatric psych ward,
1416
00:48:26,778 --> 00:48:28,864
hold her 72 hours,
do an evaluation.
1417
00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:30,741
-What if they find her normal?
-Oh, get the f--
1418
00:48:30,782 --> 00:48:32,034
Okay, you're right.
1419
00:48:32,075 --> 00:48:34,536
Welcome to the ranks
of the unemployed.
1420
00:48:34,578 --> 00:48:35,704
I'm fine with it.
1421
00:48:35,746 --> 00:48:37,080
I mean, fuck them.
1422
00:48:37,122 --> 00:48:38,999
Being broke sucks, though.
1423
00:48:39,041 --> 00:48:40,083
Ah, you get used to it.
1424
00:48:40,125 --> 00:48:41,710
You just gotta be creative.
1425
00:48:41,752 --> 00:48:42,878
Buy me a beer?
1426
00:48:44,296 --> 00:48:45,505
That's funny.
1427
00:48:45,547 --> 00:48:47,591
-Fuck all of you.
-Ungrateful little shits!
1428
00:48:47,633 --> 00:48:48,926
Rattin' me out.
1429
00:48:48,967 --> 00:48:50,761
That's why
things I do for them--
1430
00:48:50,802 --> 00:48:52,554
-blood, sweat, and tears...
- If it weren't for me,
1431
00:48:52,596 --> 00:48:54,014
none of you NA motherfuckers
would even have a job.
1432
00:48:54,056 --> 00:48:55,432
This is not how
a family treats each other.
1433
00:48:55,474 --> 00:48:56,934
Can I be honest with you?
1434
00:48:56,975 --> 00:49:00,479
I am not the reason that
your life is a piece of crap.
1435
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:02,189
You came out of me a loser.
1436
00:49:04,107 --> 00:49:05,150
It's tough.
1437
00:49:05,192 --> 00:49:06,401
My parents suck, too.
1438
00:49:09,029 --> 00:49:10,697
Morning, Sweathogs.
1439
00:49:10,739 --> 00:49:11,573
Blackout.
1440
00:49:11,615 --> 00:49:12,574
We got a blackout.
1441
00:49:12,616 --> 00:49:13,951
No shit, Frank.
1442
00:49:13,992 --> 00:49:16,411
Where there's panic,
there's money to be made.
1443
00:49:16,453 --> 00:49:17,621
You mean rippin' people off?
1444
00:49:17,663 --> 00:49:18,830
Completely legit.
1445
00:49:18,872 --> 00:49:20,290
Frank's Blackout Supply
1446
00:49:20,332 --> 00:49:21,333
has everything you need.
1447
00:49:21,375 --> 00:49:22,459
What's in it for me?
1448
00:49:22,501 --> 00:49:23,835
-Twenty percent?
-Seventy.
1449
00:49:23,877 --> 00:49:25,921
-Thirty.
-Fifty percent, final offer.
1450
00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:28,382
No one's gonna buy
anything from you, Frank.
1451
00:49:28,423 --> 00:49:29,424
You're Frank.
1452
00:49:29,466 --> 00:49:30,968
Deal.
1453
00:49:31,009 --> 00:49:33,261
-Gallagher Blackout Supply.
1454
00:49:33,303 --> 00:49:35,472
Got everything you need
right here, folks!
1455
00:49:35,514 --> 00:49:37,224
Who's waiting
on cold, soaked rags?
1456
00:49:37,265 --> 00:49:38,892
Two waters. Two beers.
1457
00:49:38,934 --> 00:49:41,103
Could I get a battery
over here?
1458
00:49:41,144 --> 00:49:42,396
Here you go.
1459
00:49:42,437 --> 00:49:43,730
Who wanted the bat--
there you go.
1460
00:49:43,772 --> 00:49:45,482
Hey. Here.
Help me.
1461
00:49:45,524 --> 00:49:46,400
What are we doing?
1462
00:49:46,441 --> 00:49:47,776
We're being creative.
1463
00:49:47,818 --> 00:49:49,152
-Dump.
1464
00:49:50,821 --> 00:49:52,114
I don't--
1465
00:49:52,155 --> 00:49:53,407
Hey, that's my kid's pool,
motherfucker!
1466
00:49:53,448 --> 00:49:54,783
- Oh, shit.
- Come on, come on.
1467
00:49:54,825 --> 00:49:55,450
- Oh, shit.
- Come on, run, run.
1468
00:49:55,492 --> 00:49:56,660
Oh, whoa!
1469
00:49:56,702 --> 00:49:58,078
Here you go.
Thank you.
1470
00:49:58,120 --> 00:49:59,413
How much to charge a phone?
1471
00:49:59,454 --> 00:50:00,914
-It's a dollar a minute.
-Okay, I'll take five.
1472
00:50:00,956 --> 00:50:03,667
Beer, beer, thank you,
thank you, thank you.
1473
00:50:03,709 --> 00:50:06,545
We made a shitload of money
out there today.
1474
00:50:06,586 --> 00:50:08,213
You're really good at this.
1475
00:50:08,255 --> 00:50:09,881
There's your half.
1476
00:50:09,923 --> 00:50:11,341
I wanna renegotiate.
1477
00:50:11,383 --> 00:50:13,010
-The hell?
-Sixty-forty,
1478
00:50:13,051 --> 00:50:16,513
or next time, I just open
my own Blackout Supply,
1479
00:50:16,555 --> 00:50:20,308
and, trust me, you don't
want me as your competition.
1480
00:50:20,350 --> 00:50:22,769
Thanks, Francis.
1481
00:50:24,563 --> 00:50:26,523
-All right, it's filming.
-Frank, come on!
1482
00:50:27,941 --> 00:50:28,817
Go!
1483
00:50:31,236 --> 00:50:32,529
We were supposed to be done
with this ten minutes ago.
1484
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:35,824
You want me to come do it, huh?
All right.
1485
00:50:35,866 --> 00:50:37,534
- Your shoulder's in me.
-All right, all right,
1486
00:50:37,576 --> 00:50:39,411
-all right, all right.
- That's my knee!
1487
00:50:39,453 --> 00:50:40,871
You guys ready?
All right.
1488
00:50:40,912 --> 00:50:42,039
-We're good? All right.
- Yeah.
1489
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:43,123
We have one more thing
we wanna say.
1490
00:50:43,165 --> 00:50:44,416
Since you're asking
about Fiona...
1491
00:50:44,458 --> 00:50:45,917
...and you all want to know
about her...
1492
00:50:45,959 --> 00:50:47,377
...there's one thing
we haven't told you yet.
1493
00:50:47,419 --> 00:50:49,212
Yeah, I'm not part
of this shit.
1494
00:50:49,254 --> 00:50:51,048
If someone you know
is fuckin' with you...
1495
00:50:51,089 --> 00:50:52,591
Hell, if someone you don't know
is fuckin' with you...
1496
00:50:52,632 --> 00:50:54,051
...we got a piece of advice.
1497
00:50:54,092 --> 00:50:56,136
If you wanna protect
your family and friends...
1498
00:50:56,178 --> 00:50:57,971
...go Fiona on 'em!
1499
00:50:58,013 --> 00:50:59,181
- Yeah!
- Pow!
1500
00:50:59,222 --> 00:51:00,182
- That'll do it.
- Yeah!
1501
00:51:00,223 --> 00:51:02,059
Get out of here,
you piece of shit!
1502
00:51:02,100 --> 00:51:04,519
You better run,
you sick bastard!
1503
00:51:04,561 --> 00:51:06,521
You don't return my calls
or my texts?
1504
00:51:06,563 --> 00:51:07,731
Stop hitting me!
Ahh! God damn it!
1505
00:51:07,773 --> 00:51:09,024
Enough!
1506
00:51:09,066 --> 00:51:10,692
Tell me you didn't go
all Fiona on him.
1507
00:51:10,734 --> 00:51:13,236
What have you done?
What have you done?
1508
00:51:13,278 --> 00:51:14,112
Carl!
1509
00:51:14,154 --> 00:51:15,030
You left Liam where?
1510
00:51:15,072 --> 00:51:16,406
For fuck's sake, Deb.
1511
00:51:16,448 --> 00:51:17,741
Did you write a Yelp review?
1512
00:51:17,783 --> 00:51:18,950
Yeah.
1513
00:51:18,992 --> 00:51:20,285
That feels pretty bad,
doesn't it, huh?
1514
00:51:20,327 --> 00:51:21,787
It's okay, baby.
1515
00:51:21,828 --> 00:51:23,413
Maybe you should stop
being such an asshole, huh?
1516
00:51:23,455 --> 00:51:25,248
Go cry to your daddy
about your trust fund,
1517
00:51:25,290 --> 00:51:26,291
you little bitch!
1518
00:51:26,333 --> 00:51:27,959
"Going Fiona" is not a thing.
1519
00:51:28,001 --> 00:51:29,377
Trust me.
It's a thing.
1520
00:51:29,419 --> 00:51:30,420
Mind your fuckin' business.
1521
00:51:30,462 --> 00:51:31,546
Butt the fuck out.
1522
00:51:31,588 --> 00:51:32,881
Is that so fuckin' hard?
1523
00:51:32,923 --> 00:51:34,299
My heinous cunt
of a half sister
1524
00:51:34,341 --> 00:51:35,258
called the fucking--
1525
00:51:35,300 --> 00:51:36,259
No.
1526
00:51:36,301 --> 00:51:37,260
No, asshole.
1527
00:51:37,302 --> 00:51:38,595
No. Fuck, no.
1528
00:51:38,637 --> 00:51:39,721
Get the fuck outta here.
1529
00:51:39,763 --> 00:51:40,931
What the fuck was that?
1530
00:51:40,972 --> 00:51:43,600
Hey! Fuck you!
1531
00:51:43,642 --> 00:51:45,560
Oh, if they happen to--
fuck you!
1532
00:51:45,602 --> 00:51:46,937
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
1533
00:51:46,978 --> 00:51:49,523
Fuck off.
You fucked with the wrong girl.
1534
00:51:49,564 --> 00:51:50,816
Time to go Gallagher.
1535
00:51:50,857 --> 00:51:52,109
Nobody fucks
with the Gallaghers.
1536
00:51:52,150 --> 00:51:53,944
Game on, motherfucker!
1537
00:51:53,985 --> 00:51:55,320
You fuckers!
1538
00:51:55,362 --> 00:51:56,279
God damn it.
1539
00:51:56,321 --> 00:51:57,447
The fuck are you doing here?
1540
00:51:57,489 --> 00:51:59,032
What the fuck
are you doing here?
1541
00:51:59,074 --> 00:52:00,283
Well, I thought
we could celebrate together.
1542
00:52:00,325 --> 00:52:02,619
Or I could stab myself
in the eye with a pencil.
1543
00:52:02,661 --> 00:52:04,121
-Oh, you got a mirror?
-Oh, yeah.
1544
00:52:04,162 --> 00:52:05,122
Right here.
Oh, wait.
1545
00:52:05,163 --> 00:52:05,872
It's a baseball bat.
1546
00:52:05,914 --> 00:52:07,290
Hey!
1547
00:52:07,332 --> 00:52:09,126
I'll kill you
with my bare fuckin' hands.
1548
00:52:09,167 --> 00:52:10,293
They are goin' down.
1549
00:52:10,335 --> 00:52:11,503
Smoke bomb.
Fuck!
1550
00:52:12,504 --> 00:52:14,714
Shit.
1551
00:52:14,756 --> 00:52:15,632
Did you go all Fiona on him?
1552
00:52:15,674 --> 00:52:17,050
That is not a thing.
1553
00:52:17,092 --> 00:52:19,344
I am sick of gettin' fucked.
1554
00:52:19,386 --> 00:52:21,138
South Side!
1555
00:52:21,179 --> 00:52:22,347
I don't need you
to stand up for me!
1556
00:52:22,389 --> 00:52:23,473
I can stand up for myself!
1557
00:52:23,515 --> 00:52:24,307
The Laundromat is closed!
1558
00:52:24,349 --> 00:52:25,684
I have had a shitty day!
1559
00:52:25,725 --> 00:52:26,852
-Rubbed his dick--
1560
00:52:26,893 --> 00:52:28,186
Shut up!
Go cry to your--
1561
00:52:28,228 --> 00:52:29,437
Motherfucker.
Huh?
1562
00:52:29,479 --> 00:52:31,314
-I don't need...
- Fiona, come on!
1563
00:52:31,356 --> 00:52:32,816
- ...your money!
- Little help, please?
1564
00:52:32,858 --> 00:52:34,151
Get out of here, Ford.
Get her some water.
1565
00:52:34,192 --> 00:52:35,986
I don't need anything from you!
Asshole!
1566
00:52:39,072 --> 00:52:41,324
Is this fun or what?
1567
00:52:47,747 --> 00:52:50,208
When I was young
1568
00:52:50,250 --> 00:52:52,169
I remember
1569
00:52:54,212 --> 00:52:56,673
I was taught not to say
the F word
1570
00:52:56,715 --> 00:52:58,842
Ugh! Ow! Fuck.
1571
00:52:58,884 --> 00:53:00,677
I guess I forgot
1572
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:05,140
As a grown man
with an open heart inside
1573
00:53:05,182 --> 00:53:07,601
I got married
to the F word
1574
00:53:07,642 --> 00:53:09,936
And my heart slowly died
1575
00:53:09,978 --> 00:53:11,354
F is for Fiona
1576
00:53:11,396 --> 00:53:14,024
What my family is
has fuck-all to do with you.
1577
00:53:15,984 --> 00:53:18,820
With her fists
of flailing fire
1578
00:53:21,323 --> 00:53:22,949
F is for Fiona
1579
00:53:22,991 --> 00:53:24,492
Coming!
1580
00:53:27,412 --> 00:53:29,581
I felt like I could fly
1581
00:53:31,082 --> 00:53:32,042
But then
1582
00:53:32,083 --> 00:53:37,047
Fucking Fiona
1583
00:53:37,088 --> 00:53:39,257
Was fucking everyone
1584
00:53:40,217 --> 00:53:41,384
What are you waitin' for?
1585
00:53:41,426 --> 00:53:45,388
So fuck you, Fiona
1586
00:53:45,430 --> 00:53:49,184
'Cause now
I'm fucking done
1587
00:53:49,226 --> 00:53:50,352
You were fuckin' right,
1588
00:53:50,393 --> 00:53:51,728
and we were fuckin' wrong,
Fiona.
1589
00:53:54,105 --> 00:53:59,110
Fuck you, Fiona
1590
00:53:59,152 --> 00:54:02,239
With your fists
of flailing fire
1591
00:54:03,531 --> 00:54:04,407
And then
1592
00:54:04,449 --> 00:54:09,246
Fucking Fiona
1593
00:54:10,956 --> 00:54:12,249
Guess what.
1594
00:54:12,290 --> 00:54:15,210
The cook rubbed his dick
on all of your meals.
1595
00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:17,879
-Yeah, enjoy.
- Fiona
1596
00:54:17,921 --> 00:54:21,424
'Cause now
I'm fucking done
1597
00:54:48,994 --> 00:54:52,998
So fuck you, Fiona
1597
00:54:53,305 --> 00:55:53,213
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