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Previously, on
"The Republic of Sarah"...
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The town of Greylock has voted
to declare independence.
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Who's in charge if the mayor quits?
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Ms. Cooper. She saved us.
She should be the leader.
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I think Alexis might be my person.
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You'll never be hers.
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Not as long as
she's married to William.
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Weston's doing a story on Greylock.
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Chairman Cooper?!
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Sarah, you negotiated a power deal,
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entered into diplomatic
relations with New Hampshire,
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and started a new currency,
all with no oversight.
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Yesterday you repealed a law
to save your friend.
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I see a dictator.
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"My Guess Is as Good as Yours"
by Earthy Babes playing...
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This is awful.
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Weston's article about
me being a dictator
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has been picked up by a bunch
of outlets; it's everywhere.
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Okay, I don't think it's everywhere.
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Yeah. My name is trending number
four in the U.S. right now.
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Well, in the clickbait Olympics,
you don't even make the podium.
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And the worst part is, now my inbox
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is full of interview requests
from other places.
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I woke up to 27 voice mails.
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What you should do is
hold a press conference.
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No, no, I've had enough
press in my life for one month.
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I don't know why you keep
looking at that stuff.
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It doesn't matter what a bunch of
online trolls are saying.
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The people of Greylock, they love you.
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Her Excellency!
Supreme Leader.
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Guiding Sunbeam.
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Guiding Sun Ray, Max.
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Kim Jong-il was called
the Guiding Sun Ray.
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But he has a point.
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Max?
No, Weston.
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Nothing he said
in his article was wrong.
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I haven't had any oversight
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since I became Greylock's leader.
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I always meant for there
to be checks and balances.
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This was always, like,
was always gonna be
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a democracy, I just haven't had time
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to democratize.
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♪ My guess... ♪
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But clearly that time has come.
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♪ As good as yours. ♪
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Hey!
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Rumpelstiltskin, hi.
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- What?
- Knock it off.
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People are gonna think you're
trying to swipe her firstborn.
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I can't help it.
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Every time I see a baby,
I just think about...
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Your preggers paramour?
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I wasn't gonna say it like that.
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Oh, what about virile vixen?
Boo eating for two?
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I'm gonna dump this
coffee on your head.
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AJ, you don't even know
if Alexis is pregnant.
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Come on, the positive test
that you found
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could totally be Bella's.
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Bella's been at prep school
for three weeks.
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And the test was bought
with Alexis's credit card.
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- I saw the receipt.
- Okay.
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So maybe the pregnancy's an accident.
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Or maybe she's trying to eat
her cake and have it, too.
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She keeps this from me,
she can enjoy our little soirees
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for another month or two
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before she trades in
her heels for high chairs.
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Ooh, maybe you would know
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if you, I don't know, uh, asked her.
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Well, I'm afraid to.
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If I ask her and she says
what I think she'll say...
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You know how my temper is.
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Okay, so talk to Alexis at the station.
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Look, if you do it at work,
you'll have cover
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and you won't lose it.
She's been gone.
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Probably morning sickness.
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Okay, AJ, just talk to her.
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We need to talk.
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As I'm sure you all know
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by now, the media has determined
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my leadership of Greylock
to be a little... absolute.
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And while I wish I could
tell Weston Woods
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to go suck a tailpipe,
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the truth is, he's right.
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We have an opportunity
to build something great here,
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something that represents all of us.
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And in order to do that,
we need more voices
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in the room than just mine.
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So, over the course of the next week
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we will be holding elections
for a new congress.
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The rules for these elections
are derived from
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the Greylock town charter.
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There will be two rounds of voting.
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The primary is open.
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Every adult resident of Greylock
is eligible to vote
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and to run for office.
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The six highest vote getters
will enter a runoff
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for four seats.
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These roles are part-time
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and on a volunteer basis.
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You can keep your day job.
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All I ask is your time
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and your mind to help me write
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a new constitution for Greylock.
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This is a democracy,
not a dictatorship,
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and together we're going to prove it.
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♪THE REPUBLIC OF SARAH♪
Season 01 Episode 06
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Episode Title: "Show of Hands"
Aired on: July 19, 2021.
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Sarah.
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Liz.
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Finally decided to let
the people of Greylock
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have a say, huh?
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I'm sorry if you don't like
the way I've handled things.
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All I can do is try my best.
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Six months ago you were
a high school teacher.
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What qualifies you to run our lives
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without any supervision?
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Supervision?
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I need checks and balances,
not a babysitter.
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You just can't get
enough of us, can you?
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After exposing my wicked ways,
I figured you'd be off
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to fry bigger fish.
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Well, my editor wants me
to stay to write a follow-up.
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My first article about you
got a lot of traction.
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- Yeah, I noticed.
- Yeah, sorry about that.
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Yeah, don't be. It was,
um... it was fair.
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Harsh but fair.
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Still hoping I suck a tailpipe?
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- Sorry about that.
- Don't be.
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It was fair.
Harsh but... but fair.
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You know, you could
have folks email you
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their candidate paperwork.
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Yeah, our town charter requires
citizens to register in person.
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Your town charter also says
it's against the law
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for a common animal
to have carnal knowledge
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of a pet from a noble household.
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Yeah. And these elections are
the last time it will have
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any authority in Greylock.
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After the vote, the new
legislators and I will
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write a constitution
that will form the backbone
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of this country.
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Seems pretty undictatorial to me.
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Unless, of course,
you're running the election.
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No. Keeping my hands
off of this one.
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Officer Vince is all over it.
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Well, I'm no expert
on election science,
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but, uh, it all seems
on the up and up to me.
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Good. Not that I'm trying
to impress you or anything.
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- No, of course not. Okay.
- No.
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Maya Jiménez.
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- That's J-I...
- What do you think you're doing?
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Becoming a public servant?
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You're a child.
You can't run for office.
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Well, if I count as an adult
when you're trying to deport me,
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then I sure as hell
count as an adult now.
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What would somebody your age
know about governing?
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Well, I know we shouldn't be trying
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to deport our own citizens
over a prank gone wrong.
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You broke the law.
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Hey, it was a dumb law
made by dumb adults.
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If that's "mature" leadership,
maybe it's time
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we get a little immature.
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- Excuse me?
- Save it for the campaign, ladies.
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Ms. Jiménez is correct.
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According to the town charter,
she qualifies as an adult
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and is old enough to run for office.
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Hey, good luck.
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Thank you.
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See you.
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You know, I ran into William
earlier today,
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and he told me he wasn't
entering the election because
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he wanted to spend
more time with his family.
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More like more time with his new baby.
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You know, at least now I know.
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And I took your advice
and called Alexis.
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So now this explains why
I didn't get a call back.
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Easy there, American Psycho.
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Your girlfriend did you wrong,
not my muffin.
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I'm sorry.
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I don't even want
to talk about it anymore.
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Okay.
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Great. Let's talk
about something else.
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Are you gonna still run
for the new congress thing?
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Oh, yeah. I turned in
my paperwork this afternoon.
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Oh! And what is your platform?
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I'm assuming that it involves
asking Childish Gambino
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to write the new national anthem.
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Uh, right after Kara Walker
redesigns the flag.
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I mean, Greylock is stuck
between a superpower
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- and its closest allies.
- Mm-hmm.
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At some point,
we're gonna have to start thinking
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about national security.
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And diplomacy.
I figure we need
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someone who knows how to handle both
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without being a D-bag.
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What about you?
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Me?
You gonna run?
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You're always talking about something
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"somebody" should do
to make Greylock better.
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Why can't that somebody be you?
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Well, because I'm not...
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I can't...
You are.
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And you can.
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Come on, you should run.
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Having you on that council is
exactly what this country needs.
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Whoa, you know you're burning those,
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right?
Yeah, just how Doris likes them.
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Her cat's been puking like
a freshman on prom night.
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I'm, uh, just trying to cheer her up.
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What about you?
I heard
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that near-deportation thing
was pretty rough.
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Sorry I wasn't here to help.
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What were you gonna do?
It's not like anyone
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could stop Chairman Cooper
once she got going.
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She wasn't really trying
to screw you over, right?
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Yeah, well, she did anyway.
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Which is why I'm running for a spot
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on the new congress.
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That's allowed?
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I'm on the prelim ballot.
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Hey, actually, which reminds me,
I have a favor to ask.
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What, you want me
to suppress a few votes,
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pass out some election flyers
with the wrong date on them?
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No. I want you to
be my campaign manager.
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Okay, you know how to organize
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- and you know how to fight.
- Yeah,
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I know how to fight
against the system, Maya, not...
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not for it. Okay,
but why throw rocks
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at an ivory tower
when you can burn it down
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from the inside, okay?
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If I get a seat, I can actually
change stuff around here.
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I'm gonna need some compensation.
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How about my everlasting friendship
and gratitude?
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How about you cover my shift on Monday?
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Bella and I have a video date.
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Okay.
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Deal.
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Go!
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Get it, get it, get it.
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Come back!
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That's a good girl!
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You're bouncy today.
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You know, I think it's the
elections... the more I think about it,
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the more I think I might
actually kick ass at it.
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Oh, there's nothing "might" about it.
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It's just that, I don't know,
people who grow up
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from the part of town where I
grew up don't do things like this.
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That's why it's always
the Putnams and the Fernsbys
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- and the Coopers who end up running everything.
- Out. Yeah.
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- No offense.
- No, none taken.
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My family is singularly unable to
stay away from a political tangle.
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You know,
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if you make it through
this first round,
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you're gonna have to debate
the other candidates.
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I know. I've been doing
my research,
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channeling my inner Socrates,
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and if that doesn't work,
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I'm just gonna throw some
Real Housewives at them. Ready?
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This is you.
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- This is me.
- Yeah,
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that's gonna play
really well in Greylock.
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How does Adam feel about you running?
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He's okay with it. That enthusiastic, huh?
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He just wants to protect me.
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He really thinks our
little local election
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is gonna get that dirty?
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Um, our leader just got smeared
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all over the American media.
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And, oh, by the way, I've been
doing some digging on Weston,
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and it looks like taking down big shots
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is kind of his thing.
273
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Yeah, I know, I read
all his stuff, too.
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I think it's less
"taking down big shots"
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and more "speaking truth to power,"
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which, honestly, I like.
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Even if you're the "power"? Yeah, I
guess I'm still getting used to that part.
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Just... mm,
be careful with him.
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He's already called me a dictator
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to an audience of millions.
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- What more could he do?
- I don't know.
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But I know that handsome men
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always find new ways to ambush you.
284
00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:32,971
Oh, you have got to be kidding me.
285
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"Vote for Danny Cooper"?
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Sorry.
Sorry.
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You realize other people
stay here, right?
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Four months ago,
you tried to bulldoze Greylock.
289
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Now you're gonna try and represent it?
290
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My bosses were always gonna put someone
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from Lydon into congress,
so I raised my hand.
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Oh, lucky me.
293
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How are you even eligible to run?
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You live in a hotel.
You're not a resident.
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Mailing addresses, all 350 of us.
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Sorry, sis, but 16%
of your voting population
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cashes checks with Lydon Industries.
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A Fortune 500 hip-pocketing government
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is not what democracy looks like.
300
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A group of voters uniting
in service of a common cause
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is exactly what democracy looks like.
302
00:11:08,985 --> 00:11:10,485
You just don't like the voters.
303
00:11:10,486 --> 00:11:12,487
But, hey, if you're
really that unhappy about it,
304
00:11:12,488 --> 00:11:14,823
you could always go
back to dictatorship. Oh.
305
00:11:14,824 --> 00:11:16,158
What did that article call you again?
306
00:11:16,159 --> 00:11:17,367
Don't...
"Chairman Cooper"?
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Has a nice ring to it.
308
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Careful what you wish for, Danny.
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You'll be first against the wall.
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Lactose tolerance...
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You gonna help me or what?
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I am helping you.
313
00:11:37,722 --> 00:11:40,223
How does you watching Hunter
chug a gallon of milk help me?
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It's research.
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00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:42,809
Oh, for a dairy farm you're starting?
316
00:11:42,810 --> 00:11:44,895
No. For your campaign. Look.
317
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I was going through the Greylock
directory again today
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00:11:46,731 --> 00:11:48,982
to try to find out where
your votes are gonna come from.
319
00:11:48,983 --> 00:11:51,193
It's not the townies...
Liz Fernsby owns them.
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Danny Cooper's got the Lydon guys,
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and Officer Johnson and Corinne
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are gonna split the independence vote.
323
00:11:55,740 --> 00:11:56,907
That doesn't leave
many blank ballots, huh?
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That's exactly what I was thinking,
325
00:11:58,910 --> 00:12:00,035
but there's one major group of voters
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that are unaccounted for.
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Us.
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Us?
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Teenagers.
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00:12:06,209 --> 00:12:07,501
I mean, Greylock town charter states
331
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that adulthood starts at 15.
332
00:12:09,170 --> 00:12:11,630
That means most people
in high school can-can vote.
333
00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:14,591
Yeah, but, listen, everyone
in the high school hates me.
334
00:12:14,592 --> 00:12:16,885
No, they just don't know you, okay?
335
00:12:16,886 --> 00:12:18,762
And we're gonna change that,
we're gonna give them a reason
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to vote for Maya.
How do we do that?
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00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:21,932
I think I have a way,
338
00:12:21,933 --> 00:12:23,809
but you're gonna hate it.
339
00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:25,560
So, Hunter, wh-what do you say?
340
00:12:25,561 --> 00:12:27,187
What, you want me to help you?
341
00:12:27,188 --> 00:12:28,605
Are you high?
342
00:12:28,606 --> 00:12:30,023
Dude, you're right.
I hate this idea.
343
00:12:30,024 --> 00:12:31,108
No, look, we don't like you
344
00:12:31,109 --> 00:12:32,776
and you don't like us, but...
345
00:12:32,777 --> 00:12:34,322
you're popular.
346
00:12:35,029 --> 00:12:36,613
We want you to use that popularity
347
00:12:36,614 --> 00:12:38,406
to help Maya's campaign.
348
00:12:38,407 --> 00:12:40,909
Yeah... Why the hell
would I do that?
349
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Shorter school days.
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I'm listening.
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00:12:43,746 --> 00:12:45,539
Studies show that shorter days
improve learning.
352
00:12:45,540 --> 00:12:47,249
You help me win the election,
maybe the last bell
353
00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:49,417
starts ringing an hour earlier.
Vote for Maya.
354
00:12:49,418 --> 00:12:51,253
That wouldn't completely suck.
355
00:12:51,254 --> 00:12:53,004
Neither would lowering
the drinking age.
356
00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:54,840
60% of countries let kids
drink before the age of 21.
357
00:12:54,841 --> 00:12:57,134
You really think you can swing that?
358
00:12:57,135 --> 00:12:58,802
I mean, I can try,
but it definitely won't help
359
00:12:58,803 --> 00:13:00,512
if I'm not even in the room.
360
00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:02,806
What do I have to do?
361
00:13:02,807 --> 00:13:05,142
Everybody follows you on social
media here at school, right?
362
00:13:05,143 --> 00:13:07,394
All you got to do is send out a few
posts, tweets... Couple little texts.
363
00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:10,355
...texts, pictures: "Vaya
con Maya." Yeah. Yeah.
364
00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:14,109
Just a few little things
for us and I really think...
365
00:13:14,110 --> 00:13:16,406
Vote for Maya.
What do you say?
366
00:13:21,284 --> 00:13:23,496
Say cheese, shorty.
367
00:13:26,205 --> 00:13:29,416
All right. It's posted.
368
00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:31,751
See you Halloween costumes later.
369
00:13:31,752 --> 00:13:34,421
Ugh, what a tool.
370
00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:36,256
He's the right tool for the job.
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♪ This dismal epistle ♪
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♪ Grounds enough
for my dismissal ♪
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♪ Wherein I say,
"Things would be great ♪
374
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:46,725
♪ If great things
could stay that way" ♪
375
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:48,768
♪ You know I'm just depressed ♪
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♪ 'Cause no one's gonna
let me starve to death ♪
377
00:13:52,023 --> 00:13:54,107
♪ Or I'm doing well ♪
378
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♪ So much so I must
frustrate myself. ♪
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The candidates
are making some big promises.
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00:14:01,782 --> 00:14:03,366
So what do you think
you can give to Greylock?
381
00:14:03,367 --> 00:14:04,993
What can voters expect
if they support you?
382
00:14:04,994 --> 00:14:06,703
That I'll support them right back.
383
00:14:06,704 --> 00:14:08,205
There's this dumb idea
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00:14:08,206 --> 00:14:09,414
that people have to be told
what we need.
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00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:11,208
Young people,
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00:14:11,209 --> 00:14:12,792
poor people,
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00:14:12,793 --> 00:14:14,336
people without any power.
388
00:14:14,337 --> 00:14:17,049
Hey. Greg.
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00:14:18,382 --> 00:14:21,218
But we know what we need.
And what's that?
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00:14:21,219 --> 00:14:23,929
Somebody who's willing to
shut up for a second and listen.
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00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:25,555
That's what I can give to Greylock.
392
00:14:25,556 --> 00:14:27,349
So none of this has anything
to do with the fact
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00:14:27,350 --> 00:14:29,935
that one of the other candidates
tried to have you deported?
394
00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:31,436
Of course it does.
I don't want something like that
395
00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:33,271
to happen to anyone else.
396
00:14:33,272 --> 00:14:34,940
Ms. Cooper
and Liz Fernsby
397
00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:36,441
could go after me
398
00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:37,734
because they thought I didn't matter.
399
00:14:37,735 --> 00:14:39,402
But I do. And so do the rest
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00:14:39,403 --> 00:14:41,154
of Greylock's average citizens.
401
00:14:41,155 --> 00:14:43,156
My campaign is about proving that.
402
00:14:43,157 --> 00:14:44,157
Everybody counts.
403
00:14:44,158 --> 00:14:46,284
What are you doing?
404
00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:48,328
You shouldn't be talking to him.
Why not?
405
00:14:48,329 --> 00:14:49,704
'Cause he called you out on your BS?
406
00:14:49,705 --> 00:14:51,373
Hey, if you need any quotes on her,
407
00:14:51,374 --> 00:14:52,624
oof,
408
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,212
I've got plenty.
409
00:14:55,544 --> 00:14:56,836
Maya's 16.
I don't want her caught
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00:14:56,837 --> 00:14:57,921
in the media's crosshairs.
411
00:14:57,922 --> 00:14:59,089
Maya Jiménez
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00:14:59,090 --> 00:15:00,799
is a great story.
413
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,467
She's an inspiration. It's
exactly the kind of thing
414
00:15:02,468 --> 00:15:04,094
I was hoping for when I
requested this assignment.
415
00:15:04,095 --> 00:15:06,096
You requested this assignment?
Oh, can I...?
416
00:15:06,097 --> 00:15:09,182
Of course I did.
417
00:15:09,183 --> 00:15:11,059
A brand-new country,
led by a brilliant,
418
00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:13,144
badass 24-year-old woman?
419
00:15:13,145 --> 00:15:15,146
That's career-making stuff.
"Brilliant, badass"?
420
00:15:15,147 --> 00:15:18,066
You-you couldn't have led
your article with that?
421
00:15:18,067 --> 00:15:19,234
You can blame my editor.
422
00:15:19,235 --> 00:15:21,069
Go easy on Maya.
She's just a kid.
423
00:15:21,070 --> 00:15:24,072
Goes without saying, Dear Leader.
424
00:15:24,073 --> 00:15:25,615
Kidding.
425
00:15:25,616 --> 00:15:26,700
I'm-I'm kidding.
426
00:15:26,701 --> 00:15:28,829
Kidding.
427
00:15:32,123 --> 00:15:33,748
He bothering you?
428
00:15:33,749 --> 00:15:35,292
No, he's fine.
If anyone's bothering me,
429
00:15:35,293 --> 00:15:36,918
it's me. I'm so antsy,
it's like I've forgotten
430
00:15:36,919 --> 00:15:39,045
how to function without a crisis.
431
00:15:39,046 --> 00:15:40,505
I can set the coffee machine on fire
432
00:15:40,506 --> 00:15:42,799
if it'll make you feel better.
433
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,092
Getting these elections right
434
00:15:44,093 --> 00:15:45,468
is what will make me feel better.
435
00:15:45,469 --> 00:15:47,387
Greylock the country has...
436
00:15:47,388 --> 00:15:50,056
pretty much been my baby
for the past few months.
437
00:15:50,057 --> 00:15:51,683
Bringing new people in is so scary.
438
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,310
Yeah, but it's the right thing to do.
439
00:15:53,311 --> 00:15:54,894
Besides, I can't handle this
on my own anymore.
440
00:15:54,895 --> 00:15:56,938
It's way too much for one person.
441
00:15:56,939 --> 00:15:58,606
When's the last time
you-you took a break?
442
00:15:58,607 --> 00:16:00,608
Yeah, I have no idea.
Maybe, like, um,
443
00:16:00,609 --> 00:16:02,110
that concert we went to the day before
444
00:16:02,111 --> 00:16:03,445
my brother arrived.
445
00:16:03,446 --> 00:16:06,450
Idles at The Roxy?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
446
00:16:07,658 --> 00:16:09,117
Do you trust me?
447
00:16:09,118 --> 00:16:10,910
The last time you asked me that,
448
00:16:10,911 --> 00:16:12,829
we had to hitchhike home from
that pet store in Albany.
449
00:16:12,830 --> 00:16:15,206
Yeah, but you also met Beth Ditto.
450
00:16:15,207 --> 00:16:16,166
Yeah, I trust you.
451
00:16:16,167 --> 00:16:18,043
Good.
452
00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:21,588
Meet me here after the debate.
I got a surprise for you.
453
00:16:21,589 --> 00:16:22,797
What kind of surprise?
454
00:16:22,798 --> 00:16:25,011
The kind that's a surprise.
455
00:16:26,344 --> 00:16:27,886
Ladies and gentlemen,
456
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the results
of the preliminary round are in.
457
00:16:30,014 --> 00:16:33,141
The six candidates for
the final runoff election are:
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Amy Johnson...
459
00:16:35,186 --> 00:16:37,020
...Daniel Cooper,
460
00:16:37,021 --> 00:16:38,938
Olive Platt, Corinne Dearborn...
461
00:16:38,939 --> 00:16:40,273
All right, Corinne!
462
00:16:40,274 --> 00:16:41,649
...Elizabeth Fernsby...
463
00:16:41,650 --> 00:16:42,817
All right, Liz!
464
00:16:42,818 --> 00:16:44,194
...and Maya Jiménez.
465
00:16:45,988 --> 00:16:49,032
We look forward to seeing
you all at the debate tonight.
466
00:16:49,033 --> 00:16:51,370
Hey, congrats, AJ.
Oh, thank you.
467
00:16:53,788 --> 00:16:56,039
Hey.
468
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:57,791
I just heard that you made it
to the runoff.
469
00:16:57,792 --> 00:16:59,793
Congratulations.
470
00:16:59,794 --> 00:17:01,461
Oh, so now you want to talk to me?
471
00:17:01,462 --> 00:17:03,171
I'm really sorry
that I haven't called, okay?
472
00:17:03,172 --> 00:17:06,841
Uh, William has been
very present lately.
473
00:17:06,842 --> 00:17:09,052
Of course. I'm sure
he's excited about the baby.
474
00:17:09,053 --> 00:17:11,930
I'm sorry, what?
Don't stand here and lie to me.
475
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:13,848
I found the pregnancy test, Alexis.
476
00:17:13,849 --> 00:17:15,517
You, you snooped in my...
477
00:17:15,518 --> 00:17:16,893
I was cleaning up,
478
00:17:16,894 --> 00:17:18,186
and I found it.
479
00:17:18,187 --> 00:17:20,230
And like a good girlf...
480
00:17:20,231 --> 00:17:22,107
whatever I am to you,
481
00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:23,775
I waited for you to tell me about it.
482
00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:25,276
Spoiler alert: you didn't.
483
00:17:25,277 --> 00:17:26,736
So, yeah, I'm a little pissed off.
484
00:17:26,737 --> 00:17:28,905
AJ. Look, I get you're married.
485
00:17:28,906 --> 00:17:31,032
That was a part of the deal
when we started. But a baby
486
00:17:31,033 --> 00:17:32,325
is different.
487
00:17:32,326 --> 00:17:33,451
And then you fill my head with BS
488
00:17:33,452 --> 00:17:34,869
about you being crazy about me.
489
00:17:34,870 --> 00:17:37,288
Meanwhile, you're starting
an 18-year re-up
490
00:17:37,289 --> 00:17:38,790
with your husband.
491
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:40,131
Behind my back.
You don't...
492
00:17:40,132 --> 00:17:42,774
Oh. Officer Johnson.
493
00:17:42,775 --> 00:17:44,730
We just heard.
Congrats on the runoff.
494
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:48,425
Congrats to you, too.
A new baby is so exciting.
495
00:17:48,426 --> 00:17:50,304
What?
496
00:17:57,184 --> 00:18:00,520
Alexis, you're pregnant?
497
00:18:00,521 --> 00:18:02,733
Oh...
498
00:18:14,618 --> 00:18:17,579
Why is there a disco ball
in my walk-in?
499
00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:19,706
I'm doing something for Sarah.
Ah.
500
00:18:19,707 --> 00:18:22,167
And is this, uh,
sudden burst of boldness
501
00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:25,295
related to the charming reporter
that's been sneaking around?
502
00:18:25,296 --> 00:18:28,047
He's not that charming.
Uh, he is that charming.
503
00:18:28,048 --> 00:18:32,093
Maybe, maybe me seeing
him make cow eyes at her
504
00:18:32,094 --> 00:18:33,595
sped up the process a little bit,
505
00:18:33,596 --> 00:18:35,683
but it was bound to happen.
506
00:18:39,351 --> 00:18:40,560
What?
507
00:18:40,561 --> 00:18:41,728
N-Nothing.
508
00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:42,896
That's not a "nothing" look.
509
00:18:42,897 --> 00:18:45,148
Is this the first date
510
00:18:45,149 --> 00:18:47,570
that you've gone on since...?
511
00:18:48,652 --> 00:18:50,737
I-I'm sorry for even bringing it up.
512
00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:52,614
It's okay. Patience is gone,
and I'm here
513
00:18:52,615 --> 00:18:55,825
With an absolutely perfect woman
who I'm pretty sure is into me.
514
00:18:55,826 --> 00:18:58,578
So, yeah. It's time to move on.
515
00:18:58,579 --> 00:18:59,720
Of course.
516
00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:01,664
I'm good.
517
00:19:01,665 --> 00:19:03,210
I'm good.
518
00:19:06,504 --> 00:19:09,047
Uh, good evening.
519
00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:11,875
Welcome to Greylock's inaugural
legislative primary debate.
520
00:19:11,876 --> 00:19:13,760
To those of you here tonight
and those of you
521
00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:15,762
listening from home, I'm Weston Woods
522
00:19:15,763 --> 00:19:17,680
of The Yorkshire,
and as an impartial observer,
523
00:19:17,681 --> 00:19:19,140
I'm honored to have been asked
524
00:19:19,141 --> 00:19:21,643
to moderate this evening's event.
525
00:19:21,644 --> 00:19:23,686
Each candidate will give
their opening statement,
526
00:19:23,687 --> 00:19:26,064
then we'll move
to a roundtable discussion.
527
00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:28,316
This is your chance to get
to know your candidates.
528
00:19:28,317 --> 00:19:30,235
I look forward
to an enlightening evening.
529
00:19:32,279 --> 00:19:36,574
The most important issue facing
Greylock today is identity.
530
00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:39,035
Who are we?
But more importantly,
531
00:19:39,036 --> 00:19:40,828
who do we want to be?
532
00:19:40,829 --> 00:19:43,414
We are a nation of tradition.
533
00:19:43,415 --> 00:19:45,875
But we are also a home for innovation.
534
00:19:45,876 --> 00:19:47,669
A place for second chances.
535
00:19:47,670 --> 00:19:50,588
A land of wild and untamed beauty.
536
00:19:50,589 --> 00:19:52,048
A community of strength.
537
00:19:52,049 --> 00:19:53,967
A harbor from the storm.
538
00:19:53,968 --> 00:19:55,927
We founded this country
539
00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:57,720
to get rid of Lydon.
540
00:19:57,721 --> 00:20:00,431
Why would we put one of their
lackeys in our government?
541
00:20:00,432 --> 00:20:02,559
I'm a son of Greylock.
This place shaped me.
542
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:05,186
I'm just looking for an
opportunity to return the favor.
543
00:20:05,187 --> 00:20:07,939
Government works best
as a team of rivals.
544
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,816
We can't have a congress
of Sarah's flunkies
545
00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:11,985
rubber-stamping her every whim.
546
00:20:11,986 --> 00:20:13,194
Sarah's roommate,
547
00:20:13,195 --> 00:20:14,779
Sarah's brother, Sarah's best friend,
548
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:15,989
Sarah's devotee.
549
00:20:15,990 --> 00:20:17,240
Former devotee.
550
00:20:17,241 --> 00:20:18,783
How are we supposed to have
551
00:20:18,784 --> 00:20:20,295
independent oversight if Sarah owns
552
00:20:20,296 --> 00:20:21,452
half the candidates?
553
00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:22,455
No one owns me.
554
00:20:22,456 --> 00:20:23,830
And just because I live with Sarah
555
00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:25,070
doesn't mean I can't tell her
556
00:20:25,071 --> 00:20:26,979
where to stick it and
when it needs to be stuck.
557
00:20:26,980 --> 00:20:28,167
New ideas
558
00:20:28,168 --> 00:20:29,877
are exactly what this country needs.
559
00:20:29,878 --> 00:20:32,505
And to get new ideas,
we need new faces.
560
00:20:32,506 --> 00:20:35,341
My family has been in
Greylock since its founding.
561
00:20:35,342 --> 00:20:37,051
We declared independence
562
00:20:37,052 --> 00:20:38,595
so we could stay who we were.
563
00:20:38,596 --> 00:20:40,013
I love
564
00:20:40,014 --> 00:20:41,222
Greylock's unique history,
565
00:20:41,223 --> 00:20:43,850
but a country isn't a hot dog stand.
566
00:20:43,851 --> 00:20:46,060
You can't rely on the
same formula forever.
567
00:20:46,061 --> 00:20:48,355
The world is changing.
We have to change with it.
568
00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:53,568
You know, I could see why you
would say that, Ms. Dearborn.
569
00:20:53,569 --> 00:20:55,653
Because if anyone would benefit
570
00:20:55,654 --> 00:20:57,655
from forgetting the past, it's you.
571
00:20:57,656 --> 00:20:59,198
Uh, what do you mean by that?
572
00:20:59,199 --> 00:21:00,950
You know, most people wrote you off
573
00:21:00,951 --> 00:21:03,161
when you became another
teen pregnancy statistic,
574
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:06,289
but you certainly have made the most
575
00:21:06,290 --> 00:21:09,086
of your youthful mistakes.
576
00:21:10,544 --> 00:21:12,170
Sorr... My-my youth...
My youthful mistakes?
577
00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:14,297
What... uh, what do you,
what do you mean by that?
578
00:21:14,298 --> 00:21:17,511
Are you calling my son a mistake?
579
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:21,638
Hey, bitch in the ugly blouse,
580
00:21:21,639 --> 00:21:23,181
did you just call my son a mistake?
581
00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:24,641
Because I swear to God, if you even...
582
00:21:24,642 --> 00:21:26,309
This election
583
00:21:26,310 --> 00:21:29,103
is just the first step
in a long journey
584
00:21:29,104 --> 00:21:31,064
toward Greylock's future.
I suggest
585
00:21:31,065 --> 00:21:34,150
we worry less about what we've done,
586
00:21:34,151 --> 00:21:35,276
focus more on
587
00:21:35,277 --> 00:21:36,614
what we can do.
588
00:21:45,412 --> 00:21:46,996
Grover, what...?
589
00:21:46,997 --> 00:21:48,498
Excuse me, Miss, uh-uh,
590
00:21:48,499 --> 00:21:51,795
you can't come in here
without an I.D.
591
00:21:54,463 --> 00:21:56,298
It's me, I promise.
592
00:22:01,095 --> 00:22:05,351
Enjoy your night.
Thank you.
593
00:22:14,650 --> 00:22:16,734
Hi.
Hi.
594
00:22:16,735 --> 00:22:20,905
You look like a...
whiskey ginger type.
595
00:22:20,906 --> 00:22:23,241
How did you know?
596
00:22:23,242 --> 00:22:25,204
Lucky guess.
597
00:22:25,869 --> 00:22:28,582
Grover, this is amazing.
598
00:22:29,248 --> 00:22:32,208
Why did you do all of this?
599
00:22:32,209 --> 00:22:33,960
'Cause you deserve a night out.
600
00:22:33,961 --> 00:22:36,754
And I figured since I couldn't
get you to a club
601
00:22:36,755 --> 00:22:40,761
before the elections,
I'd bring the club to you.
602
00:22:46,390 --> 00:22:47,598
Thank you.
603
00:22:47,599 --> 00:22:48,766
Cheers.
604
00:22:48,767 --> 00:22:50,896
Cheers.
605
00:22:52,479 --> 00:22:56,357
Ah. The opener should be on
any moment now.
606
00:22:56,358 --> 00:22:58,943
♪ We will have
to save ourselves... ♪
607
00:22:58,944 --> 00:23:00,489
There they are.
608
00:23:01,739 --> 00:23:03,239
Okay. Come on.
609
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:08,703
♪ We are hiding way down low ♪
610
00:23:08,704 --> 00:23:11,873
♪ Sacrificing limbs ♪
611
00:23:11,874 --> 00:23:16,586
♪ For a rope, a hope hoax ♪
612
00:23:16,587 --> 00:23:19,714
♪ Oh, no... ♪
613
00:23:19,715 --> 00:23:22,383
Come on, come on.
614
00:23:22,384 --> 00:23:25,178
♪ Oh, no... ♪
615
00:23:25,179 --> 00:23:27,472
I'm used to there being
more people to hide behind!
616
00:23:27,473 --> 00:23:29,557
Who are you gonna hide behind?
It's just me. Come on!
617
00:23:29,558 --> 00:23:33,728
♪ Just us... ♪
618
00:23:37,357 --> 00:23:38,816
Thanks for coming.
619
00:23:38,817 --> 00:23:42,361
Sarah's out,
so I thought we could talk.
620
00:23:42,362 --> 00:23:45,281
I think you have said
more than enough today.
621
00:23:45,282 --> 00:23:47,074
Why the hell do you think
you have the right
622
00:23:47,075 --> 00:23:48,367
to talk to my husband?!
I messed up, okay?
623
00:23:48,368 --> 00:23:50,036
I know I messed up.
624
00:23:50,037 --> 00:23:51,370
You want to know why I didn't
tell you about the baby?
625
00:23:51,371 --> 00:23:53,456
Huh? Because there is no baby.
626
00:23:53,457 --> 00:23:54,916
You lost it?
627
00:23:54,917 --> 00:23:56,793
I had an abortion.
628
00:23:56,794 --> 00:23:58,961
I missed my period and I took a test
629
00:23:58,962 --> 00:24:01,130
and I had no idea
where my marriage was going
630
00:24:01,131 --> 00:24:03,341
and I had no idea
what you and I were doing
631
00:24:03,342 --> 00:24:07,970
and I was, I-I was in no place
to be a mother.
632
00:24:07,971 --> 00:24:10,640
So I told William
that I was gonna go see
633
00:24:10,641 --> 00:24:13,812
an old college friend
and I went to the city and...
634
00:24:15,479 --> 00:24:17,941
And I wanted to tell you.
635
00:24:18,774 --> 00:24:20,775
I wanted to call you.
636
00:24:20,776 --> 00:24:25,783
I just needed a few more days
to get my head on straight.
637
00:24:27,282 --> 00:24:30,117
I'm sorry. I didn't know.
638
00:24:30,118 --> 00:24:31,702
Yeah, of course you didn't know.
639
00:24:31,703 --> 00:24:34,747
You didn't know
because you didn't ask me.
640
00:24:34,748 --> 00:24:37,083
Instead of asking me,
you just went off half-cocked
641
00:24:37,084 --> 00:24:38,501
with your own delusions
and then you spewed
642
00:24:38,502 --> 00:24:40,211
those delusions at my husband.
643
00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:41,629
I was angry.
644
00:24:41,630 --> 00:24:43,008
No. Stay away from me.
645
00:24:44,424 --> 00:24:47,093
And I was confused and I was hurt.
646
00:24:47,094 --> 00:24:51,514
Yeah, well, you know,
so am I, AJ, so am I.
647
00:24:51,515 --> 00:24:54,559
And I'm also married
648
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:58,312
to a good and compassionate man
who doesn't deserve any of this.
649
00:24:58,313 --> 00:25:02,441
So... I am going to go
to New York with that man
650
00:25:02,442 --> 00:25:04,235
and I'm gonna see if there's
anything left of our marriage
651
00:25:04,236 --> 00:25:05,989
that we can save.
652
00:25:09,074 --> 00:25:10,700
What did you tell him
about the pregnancy?
653
00:25:10,701 --> 00:25:14,790
That is none of your business.
654
00:25:16,123 --> 00:25:18,085
Does he know about us?
655
00:25:18,834 --> 00:25:20,796
No.
656
00:25:24,256 --> 00:25:28,634
There is a world where this ended
657
00:25:28,635 --> 00:25:31,181
so differently.
658
00:25:32,014 --> 00:25:34,059
The way I felt about you...
659
00:25:36,143 --> 00:25:38,147
Goodbye, AJ.
660
00:25:41,648 --> 00:25:43,816
♪ Ships with ♪
661
00:25:43,817 --> 00:25:46,068
♪ Ships with holes will sink ♪
662
00:25:46,069 --> 00:25:51,618
♪ And I will swim ♪
663
00:25:52,326 --> 00:25:55,536
♪ It's nothing,
make time for us ♪
664
00:25:55,537 --> 00:25:57,872
♪ Make time for us ♪
665
00:25:57,873 --> 00:26:00,333
♪ Can't even shout for words ♪
666
00:26:00,334 --> 00:26:02,919
♪ You know
I'm far too shameful ♪
667
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:05,087
♪ It's nothing ♪
668
00:26:05,088 --> 00:26:08,966
♪ Make time for us,
make time for us ♪
669
00:26:08,967 --> 00:26:11,469
♪ Can't even sing for words ♪
670
00:26:11,470 --> 00:26:14,600
♪ You know
I'm far too shameful. ♪
671
00:26:39,790 --> 00:26:41,835
Grover?
672
00:26:43,794 --> 00:26:45,380
Uh, sorry.
673
00:26:46,838 --> 00:26:48,714
Uh, I sh... I sh... I...
674
00:26:48,715 --> 00:26:50,469
I sh... I shouldn't have.
675
00:26:52,469 --> 00:26:54,845
Sometimes you look at me
like you need me to breathe,
676
00:26:54,846 --> 00:26:57,056
and then, other times,
677
00:26:57,057 --> 00:26:59,937
you can't stand to be
in the same room with me.
678
00:27:02,896 --> 00:27:05,692
I knew you weren't ready,
I just really wanted you to be.
679
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:07,733
I'm sorry.
No, no, no, no.
680
00:27:07,734 --> 00:27:09,777
I-I want you, Sarah.
681
00:27:09,778 --> 00:27:12,405
I do. But, um...
682
00:27:12,406 --> 00:27:15,077
I... Oh, God.
683
00:27:16,910 --> 00:27:18,664
I can't.
684
00:27:19,371 --> 00:27:21,708
I just can't.
685
00:27:24,626 --> 00:27:27,420
It's okay.
686
00:27:27,421 --> 00:27:29,841
I get it.
687
00:27:31,133 --> 00:27:33,845
When you are ready...
688
00:27:35,762 --> 00:27:38,517
...you're gonna make
someone else incredibly happy.
689
00:27:40,058 --> 00:27:42,104
"Someone else."
690
00:28:03,081 --> 00:28:05,291
So...
691
00:28:05,292 --> 00:28:07,668
he just couldn't get over
that Patience hurdle, huh?
692
00:28:07,669 --> 00:28:09,712
I don't know why I thought he would.
693
00:28:09,713 --> 00:28:11,756
It's hard,
694
00:28:11,757 --> 00:28:15,301
feeling something for somebody so long,
695
00:28:15,302 --> 00:28:17,344
and coming to terms with the fact
696
00:28:17,345 --> 00:28:19,808
that they can't reciprocate.
697
00:28:22,184 --> 00:28:24,977
Are you gonna tell me
what's going on with you?
698
00:28:24,978 --> 00:28:29,109
'Cause clearly that little
speech wasn't just for me.
699
00:28:33,737 --> 00:28:34,945
For the past few months,
I've been sleeping
700
00:28:34,946 --> 00:28:36,908
with Alexis Whitmore.
701
00:28:37,908 --> 00:28:40,701
But as of last night...
702
00:28:40,702 --> 00:28:43,829
I basically dynamited Alexis's marriage
703
00:28:43,830 --> 00:28:45,792
and our affair.
704
00:28:48,085 --> 00:28:52,129
So, yeah.
705
00:28:52,130 --> 00:28:54,468
I'm batting a thousand over here.
706
00:29:14,778 --> 00:29:17,157
That's better.
707
00:29:20,659 --> 00:29:22,493
Looking like a snack
in those pants, Charlie.
708
00:29:22,494 --> 00:29:26,747
Yeah... yeah.
709
00:29:26,748 --> 00:29:28,502
Oh.
710
00:29:30,961 --> 00:29:32,506
Hey, shorty.
711
00:29:33,421 --> 00:29:34,672
Got to admit,
712
00:29:34,673 --> 00:29:35,673
you did way better last night
713
00:29:35,674 --> 00:29:37,010
than I thought you would.
714
00:29:39,010 --> 00:29:40,806
What does he want?
715
00:29:41,763 --> 00:29:43,430
It's funny you should ask.
716
00:29:43,431 --> 00:29:46,395
You still have to get
through the final election.
717
00:29:47,310 --> 00:29:49,854
And you need me.
718
00:29:49,855 --> 00:29:51,817
But I need all that.
719
00:29:55,902 --> 00:29:58,404
"ATV access in Hargis Preserve"?
720
00:29:58,405 --> 00:30:00,573
"Homecoming as a national holiday"?
721
00:30:00,574 --> 00:30:02,283
Mm-hmm.
722
00:30:02,284 --> 00:30:05,244
"Pack the courts with
youthful hotties"? Uh-huh.
723
00:30:05,245 --> 00:30:06,787
That-That's BS, dude.
724
00:30:06,788 --> 00:30:08,250
That's politics.
725
00:30:10,250 --> 00:30:12,129
Pass.
726
00:30:13,795 --> 00:30:15,421
Look, I go, my votes go with me.
727
00:30:15,422 --> 00:30:18,009
I lose, we all lose.
728
00:30:18,842 --> 00:30:21,012
Yeah, maybe.
729
00:30:21,678 --> 00:30:23,596
Maybe not.
730
00:30:23,597 --> 00:30:26,223
You know how to find me
731
00:30:26,224 --> 00:30:28,562
when you change your mind.
732
00:30:34,065 --> 00:30:35,941
It's Grover, right?
733
00:30:35,942 --> 00:30:38,280
Mind if I ask you a few questions?
734
00:30:39,029 --> 00:30:40,654
I'm not involved in the election.
735
00:30:40,655 --> 00:30:44,200
Oh, it's not about the election.
About Sarah.
736
00:30:44,201 --> 00:30:47,747
I don't know.
She's smart, she's kind.
737
00:30:48,455 --> 00:30:49,914
Is she single?
738
00:30:49,915 --> 00:30:51,248
Excuse me?
739
00:30:51,249 --> 00:30:54,043
Does she have a romantic partner?
740
00:30:54,044 --> 00:30:56,295
What's that got to do with anything?
741
00:30:56,296 --> 00:30:58,464
Well, Sarah's currently the
youngest head of state on Earth.
742
00:30:58,465 --> 00:31:00,382
And you want to turn her
into a sex object.
743
00:31:00,383 --> 00:31:03,010
No, I want to humanize her.
744
00:31:03,011 --> 00:31:04,720
Show a generation of young people
745
00:31:04,721 --> 00:31:07,556
that she's just like they are,
with the same hopes and dreams
746
00:31:07,557 --> 00:31:10,768
and, yeah, maybe
the same romantic problems.
747
00:31:10,769 --> 00:31:12,394
Hopefully inspire
748
00:31:12,395 --> 00:31:14,730
a few to follow
in her footsteps, you know?
749
00:31:14,731 --> 00:31:17,986
Yeah. She's single.
750
00:31:21,613 --> 00:31:23,989
Hi, Danny.
What are you doing here?
751
00:31:23,990 --> 00:31:26,200
Uh, just talking to the judge
about an easement
752
00:31:26,201 --> 00:31:27,993
on one of our mines. You?
Nice. Um...
753
00:31:27,994 --> 00:31:29,453
I'm... Nothing.
754
00:31:29,454 --> 00:31:30,955
I just...
Wait a minute, you're...
755
00:31:30,956 --> 00:31:32,706
What?
You're not...
756
00:31:32,707 --> 00:31:34,500
What? Giving up?
757
00:31:34,501 --> 00:31:35,834
Packing it in?
758
00:31:35,835 --> 00:31:37,670
Waving the white flag with, uh,
759
00:31:37,671 --> 00:31:39,296
furious abandon? Yes.
760
00:31:39,297 --> 00:31:41,548
Why?
Last night was a disaster.
761
00:31:41,549 --> 00:31:43,425
Liz set a trap, and I walked into it.
762
00:31:43,426 --> 00:31:45,177
And I made myself at home.
763
00:31:45,178 --> 00:31:47,513
Just another white trash train wreck.
764
00:31:47,514 --> 00:31:49,390
Okay, there's no coming back from that.
765
00:31:49,391 --> 00:31:51,392
Liz Fernsby...
766
00:31:51,393 --> 00:31:53,018
is an ass.
767
00:31:53,019 --> 00:31:54,770
She was born an ass,
she lives as an ass,
768
00:31:54,771 --> 00:31:56,313
and she will die an ass.
769
00:31:56,314 --> 00:31:57,856
Everyone in Greylock knows it.
770
00:31:57,857 --> 00:31:59,233
Just like they know you.
771
00:31:59,234 --> 00:32:01,151
You are not a train wreck.
772
00:32:01,152 --> 00:32:03,279
You're smart, you're capable,
and you care.
773
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:05,489
As long as those things are true,
774
00:32:05,490 --> 00:32:07,324
you'll always have a chance.
775
00:32:07,325 --> 00:32:10,911
When people look at me,
they don't see a leader.
776
00:32:10,912 --> 00:32:12,288
I do. I'm people.
777
00:32:12,289 --> 00:32:13,831
Danny, you don't have to...
It's okay.
778
00:32:13,832 --> 00:32:15,457
All this policy stuff is
779
00:32:15,458 --> 00:32:16,959
over my head anyways.
Why do you always do that?
780
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:18,294
What?
781
00:32:18,295 --> 00:32:21,216
Pretend to be dumber than you are.
782
00:32:25,093 --> 00:32:28,387
I know my sister casts a long shadow.
783
00:32:28,388 --> 00:32:32,018
But that doesn't mean that
you can't cast one of your own.
784
00:32:34,644 --> 00:32:36,645
Tell me how you feel
about Greylock's school system.
785
00:32:36,646 --> 00:32:37,980
Danny, I don't want to...
Tell me.
786
00:32:37,981 --> 00:32:40,232
Okay, well, now that we're finally
787
00:32:40,233 --> 00:32:41,775
free from America's Jurassic-era
788
00:32:41,776 --> 00:32:43,652
curriculum, we can take a look
789
00:32:43,653 --> 00:32:45,821
at how to holistically
serve all of our students.
790
00:32:45,822 --> 00:32:47,698
Not just the five who test well.
791
00:32:47,699 --> 00:32:51,118
I mean, independence is probably
792
00:32:51,119 --> 00:32:52,369
the best thing that could have happened
793
00:32:52,370 --> 00:32:53,954
for our children's futures.
794
00:32:53,955 --> 00:32:56,290
Trust me.
I do.
795
00:32:56,291 --> 00:32:58,712
Now go get the rest
of Greylock to do the same.
796
00:33:00,253 --> 00:33:03,047
Turned and burned,
just how you like 'em, Doris.
797
00:33:03,048 --> 00:33:05,090
There you go.
Mmm.
798
00:33:05,091 --> 00:33:06,717
Hey, what'd the vet say
about Eartha Kitty?
799
00:33:06,718 --> 00:33:09,011
She'll be fine, the little diva.
800
00:33:09,012 --> 00:33:10,471
Well, I'm glad to hear it.
801
00:33:10,472 --> 00:33:11,889
Hey, let me know
if you need anything else.
802
00:33:11,890 --> 00:33:13,599
Okay?
Mm-hmm.
803
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,809
Oh.
804
00:33:15,810 --> 00:33:16,810
What now?
805
00:33:16,811 --> 00:33:18,479
Hunter.
806
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:20,481
He started a write-in campaign
for himself.
807
00:33:20,482 --> 00:33:22,608
Dude. He'll never win.
808
00:33:22,609 --> 00:33:24,276
Yeah, I think he knows that.
809
00:33:24,277 --> 00:33:25,444
He's trying to make you
810
00:33:25,445 --> 00:33:27,279
regret pissing him off.
811
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:29,073
Okay, the only thing I regret
is not kicking him in the balls.
812
00:33:29,074 --> 00:33:31,492
But we can spin this.
813
00:33:31,493 --> 00:33:33,702
You know, he pissed off
the whole volleyball team
814
00:33:33,703 --> 00:33:35,621
last year when he called
Emma Donnelly a cow.
815
00:33:35,622 --> 00:33:37,873
Yeah, I'm just, I'm done
chasing the popular kids.
816
00:33:37,874 --> 00:33:39,208
If I'm gonna lose the election,
817
00:33:39,209 --> 00:33:40,918
I'm at least gonna keep my pride.
818
00:33:40,919 --> 00:33:42,628
You'll always have me and Doris.
819
00:33:42,629 --> 00:33:44,338
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
820
00:33:44,339 --> 00:33:46,090
I do always have you and Doris.
821
00:33:46,091 --> 00:33:47,758
And the cross country team,
and with Doris,
822
00:33:47,759 --> 00:33:49,551
you probably got
the senior center vote.
823
00:33:49,552 --> 00:33:51,887
That's my constituency.
824
00:33:51,888 --> 00:33:54,390
The people that everyone else
in Greylock overlooks.
825
00:33:54,391 --> 00:33:56,600
Yeah.
826
00:33:56,601 --> 00:33:58,644
And that dude Charlie,
right, with the plaid pants?
827
00:33:58,645 --> 00:34:00,354
Yeah.
I mean, he loves you.
828
00:34:00,355 --> 00:34:01,897
And he's a bigwig
at the bowling league?
829
00:34:01,898 --> 00:34:03,816
Yeah, and Greg the Goth,
830
00:34:03,817 --> 00:34:06,026
he's really tight with
all of the band kids.
831
00:34:06,027 --> 00:34:07,444
Dude, screw Hunter.
832
00:34:07,445 --> 00:34:08,862
We're gonna build
a country-wide coalition
833
00:34:08,863 --> 00:34:10,697
out of Greylock's misfit toys.
834
00:34:10,698 --> 00:34:12,741
Okay.
835
00:34:12,742 --> 00:34:14,118
Hey.
836
00:34:21,584 --> 00:34:25,337
♪ You started falling apart... ♪
837
00:34:25,338 --> 00:34:27,464
Hey. Hey.
838
00:34:27,465 --> 00:34:29,216
That's for undecided voters.
839
00:34:29,217 --> 00:34:31,009
I thought you were
going after the youth vote.
840
00:34:31,010 --> 00:34:33,011
I am. And the elderly vote.
841
00:34:33,012 --> 00:34:34,930
And the birders and the marching band
842
00:34:34,931 --> 00:34:36,598
and the bowling league and anyone else
843
00:34:36,599 --> 00:34:38,183
who's ever felt left out.
844
00:34:38,184 --> 00:34:40,978
Everybody counts.
845
00:34:40,979 --> 00:34:43,272
Before we get to the results,
I just want to say
846
00:34:43,273 --> 00:34:46,024
how proud I am of everyone.
847
00:34:46,025 --> 00:34:47,776
Our citizens and all
848
00:34:47,777 --> 00:34:50,112
of our candidates, the level
of engagement has been
849
00:34:50,113 --> 00:34:52,823
beyond my wildest dreams and...
850
00:34:52,824 --> 00:34:55,409
I know whoever wins, they're gonna,
851
00:34:55,410 --> 00:34:57,327
they're gonna pour
their hearts and souls into
852
00:34:57,328 --> 00:35:00,375
helping Greylock grow.
853
00:35:02,208 --> 00:35:04,209
Thank you, Sarah.
All right, here we go.
854
00:35:04,210 --> 00:35:06,003
In order of voting percentage,
855
00:35:06,004 --> 00:35:08,213
Greylock's new legislators are...
856
00:35:08,214 --> 00:35:09,673
Amy Johnson...
857
00:35:11,843 --> 00:35:13,218
Daniel Cooper...
858
00:35:13,219 --> 00:35:15,846
and Maya Jiménez.
859
00:35:15,847 --> 00:35:17,600
What?
Yes!
860
00:35:18,141 --> 00:35:22,021
And beating out the fifth place
finisher by just two votes...
861
00:35:24,272 --> 00:35:26,482
...Elizabeth Fernsby!
862
00:35:26,483 --> 00:35:29,819
Congratulations to Greylock's
first legislators.
863
00:35:40,455 --> 00:35:41,997
The reign of Queen Sarah
hath come to an end.
864
00:35:41,998 --> 00:35:43,957
You'll finally have
some real oversight.
865
00:35:43,958 --> 00:35:46,543
Hey, sorry it didn't work out,
but "A" for effort.
866
00:35:46,544 --> 00:35:48,545
Oh, hey, Liz? Um,
"K" for kiss my... Hey!
867
00:35:48,546 --> 00:35:50,380
Sorry.
868
00:35:50,381 --> 00:35:52,466
She's just... what a...
douche canoe.
869
00:35:52,467 --> 00:35:54,092
Yeah, okay, yeah, I know, but she's,
870
00:35:54,093 --> 00:35:56,595
she's my douche canoe now.
871
00:35:56,596 --> 00:35:58,639
So paddle upstream.
Okay.
872
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:00,265
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
873
00:36:00,266 --> 00:36:03,435
So... how's it feel to be
a government official?
874
00:36:03,436 --> 00:36:04,978
I don't think it hit me until now
875
00:36:04,979 --> 00:36:06,813
how many people
are actually counting on me.
876
00:36:06,814 --> 00:36:08,649
- I just hope I don't disappoint them.
- You won't.
877
00:36:08,650 --> 00:36:10,150
You're gonna kill it.
878
00:36:10,151 --> 00:36:11,818
Hey, I just wanted to come say
congratulations.
879
00:36:11,819 --> 00:36:14,571
You two make a really good team.
880
00:36:14,572 --> 00:36:16,198
I was really proud
to vote for you, Maya.
881
00:36:16,199 --> 00:36:18,244
Thanks.
882
00:36:19,452 --> 00:36:23,664
Excuse us, Sarah. This is
kind of a family moment.
883
00:36:23,665 --> 00:36:25,666
Oh, of course, I'm sorry.
884
00:36:25,667 --> 00:36:27,042
Alexis?
885
00:36:27,043 --> 00:36:28,710
What are you doing here?
886
00:36:28,711 --> 00:36:30,921
William wanted one of us here
to see the winners.
887
00:36:30,922 --> 00:36:33,840
After everything that happened, I
couldn't exactly say no. Wait, listen.
888
00:36:33,841 --> 00:36:35,300
I'm sure you don't want
to hear this from me,
889
00:36:35,301 --> 00:36:36,885
but I need to say it anyway.
890
00:36:36,886 --> 00:36:38,679
The truth is...
891
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:40,430
I was falling for you.
892
00:36:40,431 --> 00:36:42,808
And when I thought you weren't
on the same page as me,
893
00:36:42,809 --> 00:36:44,562
I just got scared.
894
00:36:45,770 --> 00:36:48,689
It's not an excuse for what I did.
895
00:36:48,690 --> 00:36:50,691
But...
896
00:36:50,692 --> 00:36:52,818
I need you to know that I'm sorry.
897
00:36:52,819 --> 00:36:55,487
Now I know.
898
00:36:55,488 --> 00:36:57,573
Goodbye, AJ.
899
00:36:57,574 --> 00:37:00,075
♪ If I was all right
and they sat with me a while ♪
900
00:37:00,076 --> 00:37:03,954
♪ In the cool, dark country... ♪
901
00:37:03,955 --> 00:37:06,123
Not bad for a first election, huh?
902
00:37:06,124 --> 00:37:08,709
You prove the "Chairman Cooper"
headline more wrong every day.
903
00:37:08,710 --> 00:37:11,503
Yes. Do you have
any final questions?
904
00:37:11,504 --> 00:37:13,800
Just one. Uh...
905
00:37:14,591 --> 00:37:17,009
How do you feel about Api Morado?
906
00:37:17,010 --> 00:37:18,343
Is that a person?
907
00:37:18,344 --> 00:37:20,596
It's a drink.
Comes from Bolivia.
908
00:37:20,597 --> 00:37:22,639
Warm purple corn mash
with, uh, cinnamon,
909
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:25,934
cloves...
orange zest.
910
00:37:25,935 --> 00:37:28,145
There's a little bar just opened
down the street from my hotel.
911
00:37:28,146 --> 00:37:29,730
The bartender makes his own.
912
00:37:29,731 --> 00:37:31,273
This feels less like a reporter asking
913
00:37:31,274 --> 00:37:33,150
a question and more like you...
914
00:37:33,151 --> 00:37:35,238
asking me out.
915
00:37:36,237 --> 00:37:39,656
Yeah, that's because
I am asking you out.
916
00:37:39,657 --> 00:37:41,533
I have to file this story
917
00:37:41,534 --> 00:37:43,619
at midnight... until then,
I'm a journalist covering
918
00:37:43,620 --> 00:37:45,329
the town of Greylock. Going
on a date with you would be...
919
00:37:45,330 --> 00:37:47,497
well, it'd be totally unethical.
920
00:37:47,498 --> 00:37:49,208
Mm-hmm.
But at 12:01,
921
00:37:51,210 --> 00:37:52,711
I'm just a guy.
922
00:37:52,712 --> 00:37:54,463
♪ In all the years gone by... ♪
923
00:37:54,464 --> 00:37:56,465
A guy who spent
the last couple of weeks
924
00:37:56,466 --> 00:37:57,758
completely bowled over
925
00:37:57,759 --> 00:37:59,468
by the fearless, fascinating,
926
00:37:59,469 --> 00:38:02,804
drop-dead gorgeous woman
in front of him right now.
927
00:38:02,805 --> 00:38:06,141
So I'm gonna be celebrating this
928
00:38:06,142 --> 00:38:09,311
story at 12:01 tonight
with some warm Api Morado.
929
00:38:09,312 --> 00:38:12,942
And I'd love it if you'd join me.
930
00:38:14,025 --> 00:38:15,817
I don't know what to say.
931
00:38:15,818 --> 00:38:17,736
That's all right,
that's all right, um...
932
00:38:17,737 --> 00:38:20,614
you still have five hours
to figure it out.
933
00:38:20,615 --> 00:38:22,785
Okay.
Okay.
934
00:38:41,219 --> 00:38:42,886
Hi. You, uh,
935
00:38:42,887 --> 00:38:44,513
all alone out here?
936
00:38:44,514 --> 00:38:48,016
Yeah, Adam took Josh home to bed, so...
937
00:38:48,017 --> 00:38:50,227
But not before I got to hear him ask
938
00:38:50,228 --> 00:38:53,608
if, uh, this result
"makes Mommy a loser."
939
00:38:54,982 --> 00:38:57,526
You are not a loser.
940
00:38:57,527 --> 00:39:00,404
You were right with what
you said the other day.
941
00:39:00,405 --> 00:39:02,030
I would have regretted quitting.
942
00:39:02,031 --> 00:39:04,908
So thank you for making me
stand up for myself.
943
00:39:04,909 --> 00:39:06,993
I just gave you a little
push is all. Yeah, well,
944
00:39:06,994 --> 00:39:08,790
it was a push that I needed, so...
945
00:39:10,081 --> 00:39:12,919
And, hey, congrats.
946
00:39:16,671 --> 00:39:19,008
Good night, Danny.
947
00:39:20,675 --> 00:39:24,722
♪ In love with the water ♪
948
00:39:26,139 --> 00:39:29,808
♪ In lust with the open sky ♪
949
00:39:29,809 --> 00:39:33,562
♪ I swallowed the mirror ♪
950
00:39:33,563 --> 00:39:38,025
♪ Reflect as the days flow by ♪
951
00:39:43,698 --> 00:39:45,449
Come on, AJ,
952
00:39:45,450 --> 00:39:46,867
you won.
953
00:39:46,868 --> 00:39:48,869
How is it that I lost to my ex,
954
00:39:48,870 --> 00:39:50,495
and I'm still more chipper
than you are?
955
00:39:50,496 --> 00:39:52,038
I saw Alexis tonight.
956
00:39:52,039 --> 00:39:54,249
Oh, wow, then you're
really gonna need this.
957
00:39:54,250 --> 00:39:56,460
You will move on soon enough.
958
00:39:56,461 --> 00:39:58,712
Mm-hmm, hopefully
959
00:39:58,713 --> 00:40:01,465
with a single woman who isn't married
960
00:40:01,466 --> 00:40:03,592
to William Whitmore.
Yes.
961
00:40:03,593 --> 00:40:05,260
No, thank you.
I need a sex cleanse.
962
00:40:05,261 --> 00:40:07,095
I need to focus on something new.
963
00:40:07,096 --> 00:40:09,723
Like the congressional seat
I just beat you out for.
964
00:40:09,724 --> 00:40:11,308
And she's back.
Yes.
965
00:40:11,309 --> 00:40:13,268
That should work.
966
00:40:13,269 --> 00:40:15,937
A toast to...
967
00:40:15,938 --> 00:40:17,814
Greylock.
968
00:40:17,815 --> 00:40:19,524
And to new beginnings.
969
00:40:19,525 --> 00:40:21,318
To Greylock and new beginnings.
970
00:40:21,319 --> 00:40:23,111
♪ And darn it all ♪
971
00:40:23,112 --> 00:40:27,574
♪ The moss, it's glowing ♪
972
00:40:27,575 --> 00:40:31,787
♪ Still wet in the morning sun ♪
973
00:40:31,788 --> 00:40:35,624
♪ Thought I saw a ladder... ♪
974
00:40:35,625 --> 00:40:37,793
Hey...
975
00:40:37,794 --> 00:40:39,420
you came.
976
00:40:45,843 --> 00:40:48,887
You hyped up this purple drink
so much, I had to try it.
977
00:40:48,888 --> 00:40:51,181
Hey, I'll get that for you.
978
00:40:51,182 --> 00:40:53,686
Thank you.
You're welcome.
979
00:40:58,648 --> 00:41:00,607
Okay, that's really good.
980
00:41:00,608 --> 00:41:03,360
Thank you.
981
00:41:03,361 --> 00:41:05,487
♪ It swallowed the glory... ♪
982
00:41:05,488 --> 00:41:06,863
So, did you bring me
all the way down here
983
00:41:06,864 --> 00:41:09,243
just to drink weird Bolivian tea?
984
00:41:10,368 --> 00:41:12,244
I brought you all the way
down here so I can tell you
985
00:41:12,245 --> 00:41:14,037
I really want to kiss you.
986
00:41:14,038 --> 00:41:16,164
I have since
987
00:41:16,165 --> 00:41:18,000
about five minutes after we met.
988
00:41:20,215 --> 00:41:22,999
Wow. That was really...
forward of me.
989
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,585
I'm sorry.
990
00:41:24,966 --> 00:41:26,758
♪ The side of the mother ♪
991
00:41:26,759 --> 00:41:29,004
"Don't bury the lede," right?
992
00:41:29,005 --> 00:41:32,508
♪ Won't have any questions ♪
993
00:41:32,807 --> 00:41:36,601
♪ Won't have
any questions ♪
994
00:41:36,602 --> 00:41:40,355
♪ Won't have any questions. ♪
995
00:41:40,356 --> 00:41:43,650
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00:41:43,651 --> 00:41:51,651
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