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In life, certain eventscome along so rarely,
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that when they do,
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special attention must be paid.
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Events like Halley's comet,solar eclipses,
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getting thatsecond latte for free.
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And one night at a salsa club
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in very downtown Manhattan,
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four single girlfriendsall found themselves
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without a relationshipat the exact same time.
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She's not bad.
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Here's to us, without men.
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-Wooh!
Here, here.
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I'm not toasting
to that, it's bad luck.
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Ha!
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If I end up old and alone,
it's all your fault.
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Oh, Charlotte, sweetie,
we're all alone,
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even when we're with men.
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Yeah, you tell her, Mr. Sister.
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My advice to you,
is to embrace that fact,
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slap on some armor
and go through life like I do.
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Enjoying men but not expecting
them to fill you up.
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Except when, well, you know...
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We know, we know, we know.
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Excuse me, I was wondering
if you'd like to dance.
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Oh, well, thanks, but tonight
it's just us girls.
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I'm William,
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one of the club owners.
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Samantha.
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If you ever feel like a dance,
we could have some fun.
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I'm impressed,
not dumping us for a guy.
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Is that the kind of girl
you think I am?
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-Well...
-Oh, you guys, I gotta go,
I'm getting my picture taken
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for that magazine
article in the morning.
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What magazine article?
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All press needs to be
cleared through me.
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It's New York Magazine,
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they're doing a profile
of 20 Manhattan singles,
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and it's called
"Single and Fabulous".
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Why wasn't I picked?
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I'm single
and I'm definitely fabulous.
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Well, I was picked because
Stanford's new boyfriend,
Nevin...
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-Nevin?
-...is the assistant photo
editor.
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No, Carrie, you cannot leave,
we never go dancing.
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-Come on, one more drink.
-All right, one drink.
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One. One drink.
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To hot men.
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One drink turned into many,
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and before I knew it,
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I was dragging my tired,
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yet single and fabulous asshome at dawn.
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Ho!
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I decided my best bet
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to avoid looking likeI'd been up all night
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was to stay up all morning.
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It's Stanford,you're 40 minutes late.
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I'm at the photo shootand everyone's freaking out!
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I'm there, 20 minutes.
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-20 minutes?
-I said 20 minutes!
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Oh, God, I could not get a cab.
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So what did you do,
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grab on to a bumper
and let one drag you here?
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Oh, stop, I was up all night.
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And I need a coffee
the size of my head.
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Um, Carrie, this is Nevin.
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Oh, gosh, hi.
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Stanford has told me
so much about you.
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It's really nice
to finally meet you.
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Hello, you're about
a fucking month late!
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Follow me.
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-Jesus!
-Don't look at me,
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you're the one who's about
a fucking month late.
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My poncho!
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-Hi, I am so, so sorry.
-It's fine.
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-Could you sit?
-Sure.
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Oh, we're gonna-- There's gonna
be time for makeup, right?
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-Yeah.
-Thank God!
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I just wanna do a few test shots
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before I check the lighting.
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Hey, coffee, please.
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Oh, do you mind if I smoke?
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I don't care if you shoot up.
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Listen, I never
keep people waiting.
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I just-- I got to bed
really late last night.
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And it's my personal belief,
I lapsed into a coma. Mmm.
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-Oh, thank you.
-They only had decaf.
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What?
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Being singleand fabulous
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also frees up one's weekends.
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Saturdays usually spentbrowsing with him in SoHo
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are left to more practicalthings like power walking
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with your singleand fabulous girlfriends.
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We're walking
way too slow.
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We're not burning off anything.
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Let's gossip to get
our heart rates up.
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Hey, Miranda.
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Josh, hey, hi, how are you?
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Good, great,
training for the marathon.
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Right, right,
I forgot you do that.
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Five years in a row.
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Well, you got my number,
so, give me a call.
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Cute, who's that?
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An ophthalmologist
I once faked orgasms with.
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Okay, we're
officially stopping...
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The idea that Mirandawould fake anything
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stopped me cold.
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I only slept with him twice.
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The first time I faked it
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because it was
never gonna happen.
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And the second time
I had to fake it because
I faked it the first time.
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Oh, naturally.
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And I didn't wanna
fake it again,
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so I forgot
to return his last call.
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You broke up with an
ophthalmologist over that?
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Orgasm, major thing
in a relationship?
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Yeah, but not the only thing.
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Orgasms don't send you
Valentine's day cards,
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and they don't hold your hand
in a sad movie.
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Mine do.
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You're seriously
advocating faking?
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No, but if you
really like the guy,
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what's one little
moment of "ooh, ooh",
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versus spending the whole
night in bed alone?
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These are my options?
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And who's to say that one moment
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is any more important
than when he gets up
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and pours you a cup
of coffee in the morning?
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Let's go!
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I'll take an orgasm
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over a cup of French drip
Colombian any day.
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See, for me, it's a toss-up.
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Hey, the usual, please.
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Having smokedall my cigarettes
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during our workout,
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I stopped for freshsupplies when...
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There I was.
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Hanging right next to
Martha Stewart Living.
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Carrie Bradshaw,dying of embarrassment.
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"Single and Fabulous",
question mark?
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There was no
question mark implied.
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I would never have agreed
to be in an article
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"Single and Fabulous",
question mark.
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-I was set up.
-Oh, I agree.
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You're single,
fabulous, and fucked.
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Not after that picture,
I won't be.
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They said "Single and Fabulous"
exclamation point.
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They did not say
"Single and Fabulous"
question mark.
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That question mark is hostile.
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Miranda, can't we
sue them or something?
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For what, mispunctuation?
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It's too late to sue.
I'm all over
the city looking like,
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like something that got
caught in a drain.
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Okay, you know what?
I just quit smoking.
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"Single was fun
at 20.
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But you wanna ask these women,
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how fun will all night
club hopping be at 40?"
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-Who's out all night?
-Who's 40?
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Do you know what I say?
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Fuck them, exclamation point.
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Fuck them!
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Yeah, fuck them!
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Charlotte said fuck.
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Every couple
of years,
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an article like this
surfaces as a cautionary tale
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to scare young women
into marriage.
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Oh, I'm a cautionary tale?
Shoot me.
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"Filling their lives
with an endless parade
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of decoys and distractions
to avoid the painful fact
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that they're completely alone."
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How is that helping?
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This piece of trash has nothing,
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I repeat, nothing to do with us.
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Exactly, we are single
and fabulous.
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Absolutely.
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But I hada sneaking suspicion
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they didn't quite believe it.
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Somehow, the question markhad leapt off my cover
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and onto each of them,
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because, within a week...
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Ooh, oh!
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Miranda met Joshfor old time's sake.
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Oh. Oh!
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Samantha met Williamfor a dance.
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And Charlotte meta deadline head on.
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So, I'm moving
to Salt Lake City.
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What? Why?
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The acting thing in New York
is definitely not happening,
you know...
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I have a chance to get
on a Christian soap opera
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if I move out west.
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Wow, a Christian soap opera?
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Yeah.
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"The Days of our Mormon Lives"
or some shit.
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Hand me the receiver cable.
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The... jeez.
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What are you gonna do
around here without me?
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Tom was an out of workactor friend
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Charlotte had come to depend onto do the occasional male things
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she needed donearound her apartment.
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Because he wasan out of work actor,
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he had a lot of time.
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And becausehe had a lot of time,
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he had a lot of tools.
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Okay, that is the VCR.
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After I rewire your lamp,
I'm out of here.
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Unless you have something
else you need done.
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Charlottemade a decision.
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She decided she wasn'tgonna let her Mr. Fix-itget away.
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While women are certainlyno strangers to faking it,
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we faked our hair color,cup-size, hell,
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we've even faked fur,
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I couldn't help but wonder,
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has fear of being alone
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suddenly raisedthe bar on faking?
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Are we fakingmore thanorgasms?
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Are we fakingentire relationships?
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Is it betterto fake it than be alone?
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Well, you know, my boyfriend
and I were really compatible.
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Except for one thing.
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He liked thin, blond,
waspy types, so...
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Now I am.
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I think my wife's an idiot.
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Every day with her
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is like a trip to idiot island.
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I don't tell her
how I really feel.
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I'm pretty sure she'd leave me.
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I don't understand
sign language.
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A glamorous citylike New York
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offers a sea of singleand fabulous things
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for the fabulousand single to do.
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As long as that magazine's
on the newsstand,
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I'm not going out in public
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for fear of being scorned
and chased with sticks.
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Hey, one, one!
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I'm not smoking.
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Look at this,
he climbs on top of her,
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and the next thing you know,
she's coming.
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No wonder men are so lost.
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They have no idea
there's more work involved.
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So, still faking it?
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-Yep.
-Is he that bad in bed?
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No, he's just... he's a guy.
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They can rebuild a jet engine,
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but when it comes to a woman...
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What's the big mystery?
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It's my clitoris,
not the sphinx!
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I think you just found
the title for your
autobiography.
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You know,
it's really not their fault.
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They don't come with a manual.
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If I had a son,
I'd teach him all
about the vagina.
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If you had a son,
we'd call social services.
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The other night,
he told me
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he really likes that I can come
while he's fucking me.
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How can he actually believe
that that's all it takes?
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Because you're faking it!
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I'm really hating
myself right now.
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Could you please
just tell me why?
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00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:23,291
He's a nice guy. He means well.
257
00:11:23,375 --> 00:11:24,917
Oh, so it's codependent coming.
258
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,709
Oh, well, I have to go.
I got a date.
259
00:11:27,792 --> 00:11:31,417
I'm meeting William after work,
and then, who knows?
260
00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:32,834
But from the way he dances,
261
00:11:32,917 --> 00:11:35,625
I'm fairly certain
I won't have to fake anything.
262
00:11:38,583 --> 00:11:40,750
This is a great club.
263
00:11:41,166 --> 00:11:43,250
Wait until you see my club
in the Hamptons.
264
00:11:43,417 --> 00:11:44,875
Salsa East.
265
00:11:45,125 --> 00:11:46,125
Do you like the Hamptons?
266
00:11:46,208 --> 00:11:49,542
No, love, love the Hamptons.
267
00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:52,000
I'm renting a great house
in East Hampton.
268
00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:53,959
We can go out on the weekends.
269
00:11:55,166 --> 00:11:56,583
We can go sailing,
270
00:11:58,333 --> 00:12:00,500
and cook big old lobsters.
271
00:12:00,917 --> 00:12:02,542
We can walk on the beach.
272
00:12:02,625 --> 00:12:04,417
At firstSamantha listened,
273
00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:06,375
fascinated, detached.
274
00:12:06,458 --> 00:12:08,208
It was rare to hear a manuse the "we" word
275
00:12:08,291 --> 00:12:09,917
so comfortably so early on.
276
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,750
Or we could just lay
around and do this.
277
00:12:16,875 --> 00:12:18,291
Whatever we want.
278
00:12:21,375 --> 00:12:23,291
But pretty soonshe gave in.
279
00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:27,166
She lay back, opened up,and let the "we" wash over her.
280
00:12:34,667 --> 00:12:37,834
-Hello.
Guess where I'mspending the summer?
281
00:12:37,917 --> 00:12:39,125
I don't know, Gucci?
282
00:12:39,208 --> 00:12:40,583
East Hampton.
283
00:12:40,667 --> 00:12:41,875
William's renting a house,
284
00:12:41,959 --> 00:12:43,583
and he asked me to spend
the summer with him.
285
00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:45,083
Isn't it a little early?
286
00:12:45,166 --> 00:12:46,375
Honey, no.
287
00:12:46,458 --> 00:12:49,083
All the great places
are taken by January.
288
00:12:49,166 --> 00:12:51,375
No, I mean early
in the relationship.
289
00:12:51,458 --> 00:12:53,166
You should have
heard him last night.
290
00:12:53,333 --> 00:12:56,083
"We" can cook, "we" can swim.
291
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:57,375
Oh, he's a "we" guy.
292
00:12:57,458 --> 00:13:00,250
Oh, so he's a "we" guy,
who cares?
293
00:13:00,333 --> 00:13:03,291
We are going to spend
the summer in East Hampton
294
00:13:03,375 --> 00:13:06,083
and the "we" I'm referring to
right now,
295
00:13:06,166 --> 00:13:08,709
is you and me.
296
00:13:08,792 --> 00:13:10,583
They say thatevery great actor
297
00:13:10,667 --> 00:13:12,333
knows when to stop performing.
298
00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:15,208
I'm getting close, come with me.
299
00:13:15,709 --> 00:13:16,875
Oh, come with me.
300
00:13:16,959 --> 00:13:18,333
For Miranda Hobbes,
301
00:13:18,417 --> 00:13:21,208
it was that Saturday nightat exactly 10:40.
302
00:13:21,291 --> 00:13:24,166
Ooh! Come with...
303
00:13:26,625 --> 00:13:27,917
Ohhh...
304
00:13:31,625 --> 00:13:33,542
Oh, God.
305
00:13:34,250 --> 00:13:35,667
Wow.
306
00:13:36,834 --> 00:13:38,250
Hey, is everything all right?
307
00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:39,375
Mm-hmm.
308
00:13:40,208 --> 00:13:41,417
Are you sure?
309
00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:42,875
'Cause you didn't cum.
310
00:13:43,417 --> 00:13:44,625
Did you?
311
00:13:44,709 --> 00:13:46,750
-No.
-Oh.
312
00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:49,625
Did I do something
wrong tonight?
313
00:13:49,709 --> 00:13:53,208
'Cause, I mean,
you came every other time.
314
00:13:56,583 --> 00:13:58,792
What?
Hey, tell me.
315
00:13:58,875 --> 00:14:02,417
Well, I didn't exactly cum
all those other times.
316
00:14:03,083 --> 00:14:04,250
You faked it?
317
00:14:04,834 --> 00:14:06,709
Well, how many
of the other times?
318
00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:10,959
All of the other times?
319
00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:15,709
Oh, do you have like a physical
problem or something?
320
00:14:15,792 --> 00:14:17,667
Me?
What makes you assume it's me?
321
00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:20,083
Oh, no offense, it's just...
322
00:14:20,542 --> 00:14:23,500
Nobody I've ever slept with
has had to, you know, fake it.
323
00:14:23,583 --> 00:14:25,166
You know,
a lot of women fake it,
324
00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:26,500
and up until five minutes ago,
325
00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:28,667
you didn't know that
I was faking it, so...
326
00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:30,333
Well,
what are you saying?
327
00:14:30,417 --> 00:14:33,417
All the women I've ever slept
with have been faking it?
328
00:14:38,583 --> 00:14:40,250
What are you looking at?
329
00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:43,750
Nothing. I was just running
a list in my head.
330
00:14:44,125 --> 00:14:48,166
Look, Josh, a woman's anatomy
is a little more complicated--
331
00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:50,375
Hey, hey, I know all about
a woman's anatomy.
332
00:14:50,458 --> 00:14:51,375
I'm a doctor.
333
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:52,750
You're an eye doctor.
334
00:14:56,291 --> 00:14:59,542
Okay, give me some tips.
335
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:02,250
-Pardon me?
-Tips, tips to get you off.
336
00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:03,792
I am nobody's charity case.
337
00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:05,834
I run the marathon
for Christ's sake.
338
00:15:05,917 --> 00:15:08,375
Okay, well, do you know
how the clitoris works?
339
00:15:08,458 --> 00:15:10,583
-Yes.
-Do you know where it is?
340
00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:12,500
-Yes.
-Well, it's about two inches
341
00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:13,875
from where you think it is.
342
00:15:13,959 --> 00:15:14,750
Oh, my God.
343
00:15:14,834 --> 00:15:16,959
Relax, I'll show you.
344
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:19,709
Later that week,
345
00:15:19,792 --> 00:15:20,917
I went over to Charlotte's
346
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,625
to see some of Tom's handiwork.
347
00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,750
So after we finish
in here with the lighting,
348
00:15:24,834 --> 00:15:26,083
we're gonna start
in on the kitchen,
349
00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:27,709
we're gonna re-tile everything.
350
00:15:27,792 --> 00:15:29,583
First Samanthaand now Charlotte went
351
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:31,041
"we", "we", "we",all about her home.
352
00:15:31,125 --> 00:15:32,500
Well, that's amazing!
353
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:34,542
How are you gonna get
all that done before you leave?
354
00:15:34,625 --> 00:15:36,583
-I'm not leaving.
-Oh.
355
00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:38,125
I've decided to stay.
356
00:15:38,875 --> 00:15:41,083
I have to go over to my place
and get a voltmeter.
357
00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:42,500
-All right?
-Okay.
358
00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:44,500
I'll be right back, okay?
359
00:15:45,208 --> 00:15:46,375
Bye, honey.
360
00:15:49,166 --> 00:15:50,041
"Bye, honey"?
361
00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:51,125
Yeah.
362
00:15:51,834 --> 00:15:53,041
When he told me he was leaving,
363
00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:54,667
I suddenly had all
these feelings,
364
00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:56,583
like, what if he was the one?
365
00:15:56,667 --> 00:15:59,166
He'd been right under
my nose the entire time
366
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,625
and I'd never even seen him.
367
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:04,000
I let the whole, "almost 40,
out of work actor thing"
368
00:16:04,083 --> 00:16:05,208
get in the way.
369
00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:08,125
But Carrie, he is strong,
and masculine,
370
00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:10,792
and he can fix things
around the house.
371
00:16:10,875 --> 00:16:12,709
Charlotte, you can't
create a relationship
372
00:16:12,792 --> 00:16:15,041
with a guy just because
he can caulk your tub.
373
00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:17,041
Yes, you can.
374
00:16:18,875 --> 00:16:21,417
As I walked home,I couldn't help but wonder,
375
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:24,333
when did being alone becomethe modern-day equivalent
376
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:25,792
of being a leper?
377
00:16:25,875 --> 00:16:27,041
Will Manhattan restaurants
378
00:16:27,125 --> 00:16:28,625
soon be divided upinto sections?
379
00:16:28,709 --> 00:16:32,041
Smoking, non-smoking,single, non-single?
380
00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:33,875
Yeah, the usual, please.
381
00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:39,458
And then I hada frightening thought.
382
00:16:39,542 --> 00:16:41,625
Maybe I was the onewho was faking it.
383
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:45,709
All these years faking to myselfthat I was happy being single.
384
00:16:50,417 --> 00:16:51,458
Yes, it's me.
385
00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:55,291
And there it was, pity.
386
00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:58,333
Pity from the man who sells memy Marlboro Lights.
387
00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:00,375
It was the final straw.
388
00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:02,291
I decided I wasn'tgonna let a magazine,
389
00:17:02,375 --> 00:17:04,333
or my friends,or the surgeon general
390
00:17:04,417 --> 00:17:06,250
stop me from being who I was,
391
00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:09,417
single and fabulous,exclamation point.
392
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,083
-Tartini?
-Excuse me?
393
00:17:12,166 --> 00:17:13,834
Tartini,
cranberry-flavored vodka.
394
00:17:13,917 --> 00:17:15,500
-Tartini.
-Oh, Christ.
395
00:17:15,583 --> 00:17:18,166
I've been out of commission
for four days,
there's a new drink?
396
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:20,000
I'd invited Stanfordto join me
397
00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:21,709
at a fabulous party downtown
398
00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:24,083
to honor the fabulousconceptual photographer,
399
00:17:24,166 --> 00:17:25,625
Ellen von Unwerth.
400
00:17:25,709 --> 00:17:28,125
Unfortunately, he invitedhis new boyfriend,
401
00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:29,875
Nevin von Bitchy.
402
00:17:29,959 --> 00:17:30,875
Hi, I hate you.
403
00:17:30,959 --> 00:17:32,542
Join the club, I hate me, too.
404
00:17:32,625 --> 00:17:34,417
I'm so sorry about the cover.
405
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,208
-I had nothing to do with it.
-Who cares?
406
00:17:36,291 --> 00:17:37,917
Next week you'll have
a coke-dealing slumlord
407
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,625
on the cover,
and I'll be history.
408
00:17:39,709 --> 00:17:41,250
You are fabulous.
409
00:17:41,458 --> 00:17:42,583
Excuse me.
410
00:17:44,291 --> 00:17:46,125
You realize you're
going to have to dump him.
411
00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:49,625
I can't, we're getting a summer
share in Sagaponack.
412
00:17:52,709 --> 00:17:53,834
Tartini!
413
00:17:53,917 --> 00:17:55,834
While Stanford and Idid downtown...
414
00:17:57,458 --> 00:17:59,333
Samantha was uptown,waiting for William
415
00:17:59,417 --> 00:18:01,834
at her favoriteromantic restaurant.
416
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:04,083
Alone?
417
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,625
No, I'm waiting for someone.
418
00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:11,750
At first she thoughtshe had the wrong time.
419
00:18:11,834 --> 00:18:13,834
But when he still wasn't there20 minutes later,
420
00:18:13,917 --> 00:18:15,625
she called her machine.
421
00:18:15,709 --> 00:18:16,667
No message.
422
00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:18,834
I don't know what's keeping him.
423
00:18:21,417 --> 00:18:24,083
Could you ask the waiter
to bring me a red wine?
424
00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:27,250
She hadn't expectedto be caught out in public alone
425
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:28,750
without a book, or a project,
426
00:18:28,834 --> 00:18:31,166
or any of herdining-out-alone armor.
427
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:34,500
She had nothing to dobut sit and wait for him.
428
00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:37,750
By now,she knew that "we" William
429
00:18:37,834 --> 00:18:39,750
wasn't ever going to show up.
430
00:18:39,834 --> 00:18:41,750
He was one of those menwho faked a future
431
00:18:41,834 --> 00:18:44,125
to get what he wantedin the present.
432
00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:46,458
More water?
433
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:49,041
No, no more water.
434
00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:52,625
She felt exposed,vulnerable, like a fool.
435
00:18:52,709 --> 00:18:54,250
Oh!
436
00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:57,625
My God, people are looking.
437
00:18:58,125 --> 00:19:01,208
-I'm so embarrassed.
It's okay, it's okay.
438
00:19:01,834 --> 00:19:03,208
Where's the ladies'...
439
00:19:03,291 --> 00:19:04,166
This way.
440
00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:05,583
Show me the ladies' room.
441
00:19:10,792 --> 00:19:11,792
You okay?
442
00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:14,166
Thank you.
You're very sweet.
443
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:17,375
I'm not usually like this.
444
00:19:17,458 --> 00:19:20,625
I can't believe I fell
for some guy's line.
445
00:19:21,041 --> 00:19:25,000
But, sometimes you
just need to hear "we".
446
00:19:25,959 --> 00:19:27,041
You know?
447
00:19:29,417 --> 00:19:32,291
Samantha letthe Pakistani busboy kiss her.
448
00:19:32,375 --> 00:19:35,417
After all, he'd been so sweetand attentive with the bread.
449
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,792
You take me home,
you're not alone.
450
00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:40,834
As Samantha lookedinto his sweet and hopeful eyes,
451
00:19:40,917 --> 00:19:42,542
she realized something.
452
00:19:42,625 --> 00:19:44,333
No matter how much it hurts,
453
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:47,750
sometimes it's betterto be alone than fake it.
454
00:20:04,458 --> 00:20:05,834
Meanwhile, downtown...
455
00:20:05,917 --> 00:20:07,792
I just heard the funniestthing I'd ever heard
456
00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:09,417
from a man I just met.
457
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:12,875
Oh, my God.
I'm sorry, oh, your pants...
458
00:20:12,959 --> 00:20:13,917
I'm sorry.
459
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,625
It's fine.
-God, I'm sorry.
460
00:20:17,291 --> 00:20:18,834
Well, fuck you!
461
00:20:19,542 --> 00:20:21,125
Exclamation point.
462
00:20:21,208 --> 00:20:24,000
Okay, you little tartini,
time to go home.
463
00:20:24,083 --> 00:20:25,166
-What?
-You've had enough.
464
00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:26,375
Oh, c'mon, it's early.
465
00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:28,000
It's 2:00 a.m. on a Tuesday.
466
00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:29,709
Oh, Stanford, just go.
467
00:20:29,792 --> 00:20:31,125
Go, go, go home,
468
00:20:31,208 --> 00:20:33,458
take your tired,
fabulous ass home.
469
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:35,667
I want to meet cute guys.
470
00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:39,125
Everyone here is gay, gay, gay.
471
00:20:40,709 --> 00:20:41,875
I don't think so.
472
00:20:54,959 --> 00:20:56,000
You need a light?
473
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,500
His name was Jake.
474
00:20:58,583 --> 00:21:00,500
He was everythingI was looking for that night.
475
00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:03,667
Single, straight, and a smoker.
476
00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:07,542
There wasn't quiteas much smoke uptown.
477
00:21:07,792 --> 00:21:09,625
How's that?
Ooh! Is that better now?
478
00:21:09,709 --> 00:21:11,875
Oh, how about now,
how about now?
479
00:21:11,959 --> 00:21:14,583
Miranda's two-daytutorialwith herophthalmologist
480
00:21:14,667 --> 00:21:17,709
had turned lovemakinginto a kind of naked eye exam.
481
00:21:17,792 --> 00:21:19,083
Maybe we should just
482
00:21:19,166 --> 00:21:21,291
try and let it
happen for a second.
483
00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:22,583
-I wanna do it right.
-Yeah.
484
00:21:22,667 --> 00:21:24,542
Oh, oh, how's that, how's that?
485
00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:26,750
Even with all Josh'sgood intentions,
486
00:21:26,834 --> 00:21:29,041
Miranda found herself no closer.
487
00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:31,667
She realized she wasnot a jet engine.
488
00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:33,959
She was a lot more complicated.
489
00:21:34,041 --> 00:21:35,375
It would never workbetween them.
490
00:21:35,458 --> 00:21:38,792
I'm close, I'm close.
Are you close?
I'm close.
491
00:21:38,875 --> 00:21:40,291
She wantedto give him something
492
00:21:40,375 --> 00:21:42,458
for learning so muchand trying so hard.
493
00:21:42,542 --> 00:21:44,750
So, Miranda came.
494
00:21:46,709 --> 00:21:49,417
She came out of retirementfor one final performance.
495
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:52,667
-Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
496
00:21:52,750 --> 00:21:54,250
I'm the man.
497
00:22:00,625 --> 00:22:01,417
Oh!
498
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:02,667
-Hey!
-Hey!
499
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:05,458
You wanna go
for a ride in my Porsche?
500
00:22:05,542 --> 00:22:06,750
Fabulous.
501
00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:14,500
I need some smokes.
502
00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:16,417
Do you want anything?
503
00:22:32,083 --> 00:22:33,417
I'll be right back.
504
00:22:38,542 --> 00:22:39,583
Hey, how you doing?
505
00:22:39,667 --> 00:22:41,500
I want a pack
of Marlboro Lights.
506
00:22:41,583 --> 00:22:44,000
I looked at myselfin the mirror.
507
00:22:44,083 --> 00:22:46,667
What had I beenso afraid of all week?
508
00:22:46,750 --> 00:22:49,208
I was still young,still desirable.
509
00:22:49,291 --> 00:22:51,125
I would never wind up alone.
510
00:22:52,709 --> 00:22:54,500
Is this you?
511
00:22:54,583 --> 00:22:56,375
And there it was.
512
00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:59,417
My question mark staring meright in the face.
513
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,792
Was that me?
514
00:23:01,875 --> 00:23:03,709
And then I realized,if I went home with him,
515
00:23:03,792 --> 00:23:05,750
it would be the only timeI'd ever slept with a man
516
00:23:05,834 --> 00:23:07,166
to validate my life.
517
00:23:07,250 --> 00:23:09,125
The question mark wouldno longer be a question,
518
00:23:09,208 --> 00:23:10,542
it would be a fact.
519
00:23:10,625 --> 00:23:11,875
You know what, I gotta go home.
520
00:23:11,959 --> 00:23:14,625
No way, I'm not letting you out.
521
00:23:15,166 --> 00:23:16,250
Fine.
522
00:23:27,375 --> 00:23:28,500
Charlotte...
523
00:23:28,583 --> 00:23:30,291
I think I should go
to Salt Lake City.
524
00:23:30,375 --> 00:23:31,625
Give it a try.
525
00:23:32,166 --> 00:23:33,750
Oh, no, really?
526
00:23:33,834 --> 00:23:35,709
Charlotte was faking it.
527
00:23:35,792 --> 00:23:36,917
She'd realized two days ago
528
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,166
that while she hadno problem
529
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,125
with the ideaof fakingorgasms,
530
00:23:40,208 --> 00:23:42,000
she could never fake intimacy.
531
00:23:42,083 --> 00:23:43,667
My heart's still in acting.
532
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,750
I'm not ready to let it go.
533
00:23:45,834 --> 00:23:47,250
Tom was faking, too.
534
00:23:47,333 --> 00:23:48,792
He was mostly justsick of New York
535
00:23:48,875 --> 00:23:51,000
and needed an excuse to leave.
536
00:23:51,875 --> 00:23:53,208
I'll miss you.
537
00:23:55,291 --> 00:23:57,291
I'll miss you, too.
538
00:23:57,375 --> 00:23:59,875
It was a perfectlytimed double fake.
539
00:23:59,959 --> 00:24:03,959
Under any other circumstances,they could have shareda very long life together.
540
00:24:04,041 --> 00:24:06,834
Over the next week,things pretty much returnedto normal.
541
00:24:10,959 --> 00:24:12,750
Miranda, babe, it's Josh.
542
00:24:12,834 --> 00:24:14,250
I'm home, give me a call.
543
00:24:14,333 --> 00:24:17,417
Miranda forgotto return Josh's last call.
544
00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:19,250
Samantha made peacewith her feelings
545
00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:21,333
about "we" William,
546
00:24:21,417 --> 00:24:23,542
and Charlotte learnedyou don't have to rely
547
00:24:23,625 --> 00:24:24,875
on men's affections
548
00:24:24,959 --> 00:24:26,834
to get things fixedaround the house.
549
00:24:26,917 --> 00:24:28,125
You can pay them.
550
00:24:28,208 --> 00:24:31,375
And as for me,after I was recycled,
551
00:24:31,458 --> 00:24:33,000
I decided insteadof running away
552
00:24:33,083 --> 00:24:35,125
from the idea of a life alone,
553
00:24:35,208 --> 00:24:37,458
I'd better sit downand take that fear to lunch.
554
00:24:37,542 --> 00:24:38,458
Waiting for someone?
555
00:24:38,542 --> 00:24:40,000
Oh, no, it's just me.
556
00:24:41,208 --> 00:24:42,375
Thanks.
557
00:24:43,750 --> 00:24:45,208
So, I sat there
558
00:24:45,291 --> 00:24:46,875
and had a glass of wine,
559
00:24:46,959 --> 00:24:48,291
alone.
560
00:24:48,375 --> 00:24:53,291
No books, no man,no friends, no armor,
561
00:24:53,375 --> 00:24:54,709
no faking.
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