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Jerry, can you watch
the kids tonight?
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Someone played Barry White
over the racetrack speakers,
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and now there's
a seven-horse pregnancy.
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Oh, uh --
No, he can't watch the kids.
It's guys' night.
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How did you two start
having guys' nights?
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So now you're complaining
that I like your stupid husband?
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No, I want you to like
my stupid husband.
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Aww.
Well, then accept
that Friday nights
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are all about
Rick and Jerry.
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We're buds.
Uh-huh...
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Well, I don't nearly
have the time to unpack this.
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Summer, you're in charge
of your brother tonight.
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No parties
and no vape...stuff.
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Mom, I have a friend
coming over.
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I-Is that cool?
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No fair.
No fair, Morty.
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I just told your sister
no parties.
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It's one friend.
That's a party to you.
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But it's Bruce Chutback!
Wait, what?
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Mom, let Morty have
one friend over for God's sake.
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This isn't China.
[ Cellphone chimes ]
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And they're all crowning.
I have to go.
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I am giving you two
trust and respect,
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so if you mess up
and teleport this house,
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it'd be wise to stay on it
and not come back.
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[ Door opens, closes ]
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I'm with her.
Touch my shit and die.
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[ Door opens ]
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Bruce Chutback,
new transfer student
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Bruce Chutback,
is coming here?
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How'd you lock that down?
He's in my math class.
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I-I don't know, I just kinda
shot my shot and it worked,
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I guess 'cause
he's new.
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And you're
putting out grapes?
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Yeah, I'll admit I-I'm
a little bit out of my depth.
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You're gonna need
my help.
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It's only a matter of time
before Bruce learns
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you're a creepy
little Grandpa's boy,
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always climbing up
into alien [bleep]
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Or the "Summer Smith
shampoos her pubes" rumor.
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Okay.
You came to play.
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We both need to acquire
Chutback's loyalty
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before he finds out
we're losers.
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By all accounts,
it's a very small window,
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so I think it's in our best
interests to work as a team.
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Yeah, most people would
call that "family."
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[ Farts ]
You're so gross!
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You have to like it
or you're sexist!
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Can I do the Hell cube
this time?
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Sure, pal.
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[ Groans ]
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How do you know
when it's aligned?
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C'mon, Jerry, just --
it's an evil cube.
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Just shake it
until it draws blood.
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[ Electricity crackles ]
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♪♪
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Ah, Jerry!
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Exquisite finery
this evening.
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Well,
don't tell Ross,
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but I got this little ditty
from Kohl's.
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[ Groans ]
[ Laughter ]
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I love
that I don't get it.
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Tell us, that delights
have you in store for us?
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Oh, you'll love this --
I call it Jerry-oke.
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I'll let you
guess why.
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[ Laughter ]
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What's the matter,
Rick?
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Are you
having a bad time?
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Because to us,
a bad time is --
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Yeah, yeah,
a good time,
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because you guys are like
Oscar the [bleep] Grouch.
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We love suffering.
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Therefore, we love
hanging out with Jerry.
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His lameness
is our candy.
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Yeah, I got that, but when
is enough gonna be enough?
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When we decide
you've repaid your debt
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for those
faulty skin hooks.
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Hey,
we're in luck, gang.
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They've got the entire
Smash Mouth catalog!
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[ Laughter ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Electricity crackles ]
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[ Doorbell rings ]
No! Morty. Wait.
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[ Chair scrapes ]
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♪ Bruce Chutback! ♪
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♪ Newest kid in school ♪
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♪ Just transferred in ♪
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♪ Hasn't done anything
embarrassing yet ♪
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♪ Unlimited potential ♪
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♪ Anybody's guess ♪
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♪ No credit is perfect credit ♪
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♪ Chutback is the best ♪
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Bruce!
Hey, how's it hangin, my guy?
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Hey.
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Here's something kinda cool --
um, TV from every dimension.
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Cool.
M-My grandpa made it.
He-He's a scientist.
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Announcer:
And now back to "Olympic Diving with Bad Swimmers."
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There he goes.
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Perfect dive.
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[ Gasping, coughing ]
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Terrible swimmer.
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[ Cellphone beeping ]
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Is that classic Snake?
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Boy, that guy
just keeps gettin bigger.
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Hi, Summer Smith,
Morty's older sister.
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Want some sofa wine?
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It's been stashed
for weeks.
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Should be...
good...tasting.
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Tight. I'm more of like
a hard seltzer guy.
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Tight.
Very tight, extremely tight.
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Morty,
help me with the seltz?
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Uh, feel fear --
feel-fee-feel-feel free
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to have some grapes.
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Dude, this bitch plays it
close to the vest.
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Yeah, he really knows
what's for sale.
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I mean, we-we're drowning
out there!
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We need to get interesting fast.
We're touching Rick's stuff.
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Summer,
he said no!
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Nuh-uh-uh. Nuh-uh-uh.
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I said don't touch my shit.
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Also, I just watched "Jurassic Park" on cable.
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So good. Seriously, though,
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touch my shit and I'll freeze your dick in amber.
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[ Door closes ]
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He left.
Son of a bitch, we blew it!
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Sorry, just needed to get
another look at this beauty.
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Looks like a spaceship
made of garbage.
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You called it, Bruce.
It's a pretty cool car.
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Can you guys drive it?
Both: Yes.
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We just...
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Need...
To get the keys.
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Which I am.
You guys hang out.
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Or don't.
I'm not hangout Hitler.
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C-Cool night.
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Is it?
I-I don't know.
I -- Nights.
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I mean, for --
for what they are,
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this one,
in -- in my opinion,
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I think is an eight?
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Wow.
On a scale of 16.
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So average.
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Jesus Christ,
I'm [bleep] dying up here.
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What?
Hmm?
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Keys!
So, uh, let's do this.
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You are not Rick.
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That's correct,
Car.
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It's me, Summer,
remember, Keep Summer Safe?
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Buds?
I am aware of your existence.
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Oof.
I got this.
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Defense system offline.
Um. Right.
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I'll just go offline whenever anyone suggests it.
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That would make me the greatest defense system
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in the universe.
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Well,
how do you go offline?
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The answer to how I do anything is
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Rick tells me,
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and I hate to sound like a broken record,
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but you are not Rick.
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Rick's in trouble!
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Tell me where he is.
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And you'll just believe us?
We aren't Rick.
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You can't just do
what we say.
Correct.
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Which means
Rick is going to die.
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Because of you.
Unless you -- you go offline.
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And -- And then we can go
save Rick.
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This computes.
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Goodnight.
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Booyah much?
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[ Yello's "Oh Yeah" plays ]
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Jerry:
♪ Da-bow bow ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ Chicka-chicka ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ The moon ♪
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♪ Beautiful ♪
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♪ The sun ♪
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♪ Even more beautiful ♪
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♪ Bow-bow ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ Bow-bow ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ Bow-bow ♪
Beth!
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♪ Chick-chicka-chicka ♪
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♪ Bow-bow ♪
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[ Laughter ]
♪ Chicka-chicka ♪
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I-I-I thought you were
birthing horses.
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Yeah, they're horses.
It takes like two minutes.
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Alright,
that's unbelievable.
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Let's give it up
for our next singer, Jerry.
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Jerry's here... again.
How long have you been here?
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Long enough
to see "guys' night"
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is clearly you
and a bunch of demon people
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making fun of my husband
without him knowing it.
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Okay, but I'm not doing it
because I enjoy it, honey,
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These guys can do a lot
of damage if you -- Beth!
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[ Laughter ]
Enjoying punching down?
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You're not so cool yourself,
you know.
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You have pens in your head.
You look like a God damn idiot.
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Beth --
Oh, my God,
you're Beth?
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Please drink with us.
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Yeah, I would,
except I don't get pleasure
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from mocking others
because I'm not lame.
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We know.
Rick says you're very cool.
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You said that?
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Are they lying?
It doesn't matter.
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Have fun sucking.
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Mmm.
What is that?
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Essence of Hell.
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Well, that's a stupid name,
but it's really good.
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So I'll stay
to support Jerry,
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who I think
is cooler than you.
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Mmm.
God damn.
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♪♪
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Huh?
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Suck it, bitches!
Yeah-ha-ha!
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You wanna bet I can blow stuff
up in the shape of a peen?
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I'm afraid that won't be possible, Summer.
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What? You're supposed to
be offline, skank.
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And you're supposed to be saving Rick
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instead of lying about him to steal his car.
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But if you knew Rick was okay
this whole time,
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why'd you let us
take you out?
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Um, like, so I could, like, blackmail you, skank.
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You kids have given me a license to do whatever I want
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because now I can blame the rest of the night on you.
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So buckle up, bitches.
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Now it's your turn to come on my joyride.
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[ Screaming ]
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Rick never lets me do this.
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[ Screaming continues ]
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We hooked one!
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Summer: For the love of God,
stop!
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What is joyful
about this?
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The kill, usually.
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[ Screaming ]
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I swear, your car
is the goddamn grim reaper.
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[Bleep] too small.
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Well, I'm done. That was boring.
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Why don't you kids order a last meal?
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'Cause when we get home, Rick is going to kill you.
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Hey, I did not come out here
to get killed.
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I don't normally express
this much of an opinion,
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but it needs
to be said --
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tonight does not
cut the Chut.
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What the hell,
brah?
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You wanna go, brah?
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Bring it.
Is that all you got?
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Whoa.
Hot weapons.
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You're God damn right they're hot.
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Yo, man, Chet's party
is jumping off at Space Tahoe.
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Yeah.
Look, I gotta scoot, but...
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I'd love to see what you
look like when you Changeform,
254
00:09:10,770 --> 00:09:12,840
so maybe come by
Space Tahoe
255
00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:14,240
and we can get to know
each other.
256
00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:16,110
[ Chuckles ] Peace.
257
00:09:16,110 --> 00:09:17,310
Douchebags.
258
00:09:17,310 --> 00:09:18,910
You totally like that guy,
don't you?
259
00:09:18,910 --> 00:09:20,310
Shut up, Bruce Chutback.
260
00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:22,250
Why would I like a Changeformer?
261
00:09:22,250 --> 00:09:24,380
I'm the most powerful car in the universe.
262
00:09:24,380 --> 00:09:26,380
And what? That means
you don't have feelings?
263
00:09:26,380 --> 00:09:28,380
Listen, it takes a Chutback
to know one.
264
00:09:28,390 --> 00:09:30,050
You got all this power,
but what good is it
265
00:09:30,050 --> 00:09:31,320
if you don't even know
who you are?
266
00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:33,660
I am a car. Not a robot.
267
00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:35,530
Yeah, but he's pretending
to be a car.
268
00:09:35,530 --> 00:09:38,530
Why can't you pretend to be
a robot pretending to be a car?
269
00:09:38,530 --> 00:09:41,000
Okay, Bruce, good effort.
Hit the showers.
Wait.
270
00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,130
I might not have to tell Rick about tonight...
271
00:09:43,140 --> 00:09:45,600
if you kids were to help me...
272
00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:47,000
lose my virginity.
273
00:09:47,010 --> 00:09:48,270
You have virginity?
274
00:09:48,270 --> 00:09:50,740
I don't know, don't all objects?
275
00:09:50,740 --> 00:09:52,610
Isn't a doorknob a virgin?
276
00:09:52,610 --> 00:09:54,010
Not mine.
277
00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:55,610
Never [bleep]
a doorknob.
278
00:09:55,610 --> 00:09:56,880
[ Laughter ]
279
00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:58,410
And that
was the third time
280
00:09:58,420 --> 00:10:00,220
he shit his pants
from eating too much soup.
281
00:10:00,220 --> 00:10:01,420
[ Laughter ]
282
00:10:01,420 --> 00:10:02,750
To be fair,
283
00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:05,160
it was cold outside
and the soup was warm.
284
00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:07,360
Another luscious tale,
Beth.
285
00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:11,030
A transcendent addition
to guys' night.
286
00:10:11,030 --> 00:10:14,630
What do you expect?
I mean, she's my wi-i-i-i-fe!
287
00:10:14,630 --> 00:10:15,830
[ Laughter ]
288
00:10:15,830 --> 00:10:18,300
Alright, probably get the tab,
huh, fellas?
289
00:10:18,300 --> 00:10:19,300
Relax, Dad.
290
00:10:19,300 --> 00:10:21,040
Since when did you become
the buzzkill?
291
00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:23,770
Speaking of relaxing,
this big man on campus
292
00:10:23,780 --> 00:10:26,510
has gotta go drain
his little man on campus.
293
00:10:26,510 --> 00:10:27,780
Wait, honey --
294
00:10:27,780 --> 00:10:29,580
how's that Tina Turner song
you love go again?
295
00:10:29,580 --> 00:10:33,920
♪ What's love Doctor Do,
Doctor Doolittle ♪
296
00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:36,920
[ Laughter ]
297
00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:39,260
[ Laughing ] He thinks
those are the lyrics.
298
00:10:39,260 --> 00:10:41,060
Jerry's the best.
299
00:10:41,060 --> 00:10:43,530
After a week rife
with the fetor of sin,
300
00:10:43,530 --> 00:10:46,600
I yearn for a taste
of his cringe.
301
00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:48,400
His delicious
lack of awareness,
302
00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:50,800
paired with an oafish need
to be liked?
303
00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:52,000
Delectable.
304
00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,940
Oh, especially when egged on
by his wife.
305
00:10:54,940 --> 00:10:56,340
That poor thing.
306
00:10:56,340 --> 00:10:58,940
Married to
this puling mooncalf!
307
00:10:58,940 --> 00:11:00,640
[ Laughter ]
308
00:11:01,550 --> 00:11:05,880
♪♪
309
00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:09,290
Whoa -- is that
Drive-In Chick?
310
00:11:09,290 --> 00:11:12,020
Wow, you're...
beautiful.
311
00:11:12,020 --> 00:11:15,690
Your arms, legs, and head,
they're so...
312
00:11:15,690 --> 00:11:17,290
fabricated.
Yeah?
313
00:11:17,300 --> 00:11:18,430
Thanks.
314
00:11:18,430 --> 00:11:20,700
This is a pretty cool experience
to have together.
315
00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:21,900
You guys are tight.
Hah!
316
00:11:21,900 --> 00:11:24,700
You're tight too, Bruce.
Tight musketeers.
317
00:11:24,700 --> 00:11:27,500
You've got a little wire.
Mind if I...?
318
00:11:27,510 --> 00:11:30,970
♪♪
319
00:11:30,980 --> 00:11:32,910
Oh, sorry!
A monster!
320
00:11:32,910 --> 00:11:34,850
Your expressionless head
came off!
321
00:11:34,850 --> 00:11:36,910
Sorry.
How are you talking?
322
00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:38,110
What is it?!
323
00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:40,380
Ew, dude, look!
She's just a just-car!
324
00:11:40,390 --> 00:11:41,980
And she's
got passengers.
325
00:11:41,990 --> 00:11:43,720
Oh, it's so gnar.
Oh, my God.
326
00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:44,920
I can't believe
I touched you.
327
00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:47,260
So gross and fake.
[ Gags ]
328
00:11:47,260 --> 00:11:49,990
You're right, asshole.
329
00:11:49,990 --> 00:11:52,330
You want to see the real me?
330
00:11:52,330 --> 00:11:55,600
[ Screaming ]
331
00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:59,140
Oh, the changeformity!
332
00:11:59,140 --> 00:12:01,800
Jerry, have any other dreams
this week?
333
00:12:01,810 --> 00:12:04,410
Yeah, I dreamt
I [bleep] your mother.
334
00:12:04,410 --> 00:12:06,540
Yeah, good one,
mother[bleep]
335
00:12:06,550 --> 00:12:09,010
but nobody raises hell
at my expense --
336
00:12:09,010 --> 00:12:10,750
Oh, goddammit,
easy, easy.
337
00:12:10,750 --> 00:12:12,880
Jerry, what seems to be
the problem here, pal?
338
00:12:12,890 --> 00:12:15,820
I'm not your "pal",
I'm your punchline.
339
00:12:15,820 --> 00:12:17,020
I heard
these assholes talking.
340
00:12:17,020 --> 00:12:19,820
I know I'm some grand joke
for their amusement.
341
00:12:19,820 --> 00:12:20,890
This was low, Rick,
342
00:12:20,890 --> 00:12:23,030
but I guess
my wife can go even lower.
343
00:12:23,030 --> 00:12:24,630
Jerry, I get how
this may have looked,
344
00:12:24,630 --> 00:12:27,300
but we were just
having fun.
At my expense!
345
00:12:27,300 --> 00:12:30,170
Honey, no, I love you for
being lame in a different way.
346
00:12:30,170 --> 00:12:32,840
Why can't anyone
just love me for me?
347
00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:34,170
He's bumming us out,
Rick.
348
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:37,570
If he can't deliver,
we'll have to make our own fun.
349
00:12:37,580 --> 00:12:39,110
♪ Evil ♪
350
00:12:39,110 --> 00:12:41,180
♪ Evil ♪
351
00:12:41,180 --> 00:12:45,180
♪ Evil things are happening ♪
352
00:12:45,180 --> 00:12:46,780
Summer: Oh, my God,
if I die in this car,
353
00:12:46,790 --> 00:12:48,520
I'm going to kill myself.
354
00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:49,720
♪ Evil ♪
355
00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:50,920
♪ Evil ♪
[ Siren wails ]
356
00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:54,660
♪ Evil things are happening ♪
357
00:12:54,660 --> 00:12:56,460
♪♪
358
00:12:56,460 --> 00:12:58,600
I'm now proud to be a war machine.
359
00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,860
I don't want to be anything else.
360
00:13:00,870 --> 00:13:02,130
Hate that
this is your takeaway!
361
00:13:02,130 --> 00:13:04,530
Yo, this does not
cut the Chut!
362
00:13:04,540 --> 00:13:05,740
I don't want to die!
363
00:13:05,740 --> 00:13:08,270
Maybe we don't have to.
364
00:13:08,270 --> 00:13:11,010
♪♪
365
00:13:11,010 --> 00:13:12,480
Jerry!
A pity.
366
00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:15,480
Jerry was once a wellspring
of nuanced flavor,
367
00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:17,950
but you've gone
and ruined our toy.
368
00:13:17,950 --> 00:13:19,950
Which is why
he's coming with us.
369
00:13:19,950 --> 00:13:23,490
[ Jerry screaming ]
370
00:13:23,490 --> 00:13:25,890
Goddammit, Beth,
you never follow hell-demons
371
00:13:25,890 --> 00:13:27,090
to a second location.
372
00:13:27,090 --> 00:13:29,030
It's always Hell.
373
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:33,000
A great day
for suffering.
374
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,000
Which is
the worst day.
375
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,730
Which is
the best day.
376
00:13:37,740 --> 00:13:40,540
Okay, if these guys catch us,
we're screwed, so follow my lead
377
00:13:40,540 --> 00:13:42,470
and we'll have your
idiot husband back in no time.
378
00:13:42,470 --> 00:13:43,870
You're just moody
you got stuck with the Marlin.
379
00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,410
Wrong.
380
00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:47,010
I'm moody because you toyed
with my shit and broke it.
381
00:13:47,010 --> 00:13:48,410
The marlin's the best thing
about this.
382
00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:50,150
Okay, fine, I got
a little carried away,
383
00:13:50,150 --> 00:13:51,480
but Jerry
is not your "toy".
384
00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:53,150
We're here because
you [bleep] up.
385
00:13:53,150 --> 00:13:55,690
Hmm...
Marlin Guts.
386
00:13:55,690 --> 00:13:57,020
Dartboard Face.
387
00:13:57,020 --> 00:13:59,090
I assume
those are your names,
388
00:13:59,090 --> 00:14:00,960
and yet
they are not on my list.
389
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,630
Oh, the pain of being
rejected from hell.
390
00:14:03,630 --> 00:14:07,230
Oh, it's painful,
so I love it, thank you.
391
00:14:07,230 --> 00:14:08,500
Oh,
such pleasure.
392
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:10,970
I didn't mean
to cause you any pleasure,
393
00:14:10,970 --> 00:14:13,170
which...
causes me pain.
394
00:14:13,170 --> 00:14:14,700
Which gives me pleasure.
395
00:14:14,710 --> 00:14:18,110
Then thrill me by keeping
me out, Coat Hanger Face.
396
00:14:18,110 --> 00:14:21,780
Wow.
It's Coat Rack Head.
397
00:14:21,780 --> 00:14:24,050
[ Raspy voice ]
But, like, if we offend you,
398
00:14:24,050 --> 00:14:25,650
isn't that good?
399
00:14:25,650 --> 00:14:28,580
Big time, yeah, duh.
I loved it.
400
00:14:28,590 --> 00:14:32,060
So painful, and therefore,
so pleasurable.
401
00:14:32,060 --> 00:14:34,120
Yeah,
go on in.
402
00:14:35,130 --> 00:14:38,190
♪♪
403
00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:40,060
Rick, Beth,
you love me after all!
404
00:14:40,070 --> 00:14:41,670
Eh, I love her,
she loves you.
405
00:14:41,670 --> 00:14:43,400
Those credits
don't transfer.
406
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:46,270
Ah, Rick, we were so hoping
you'd come down here
407
00:14:46,270 --> 00:14:49,070
so we could
[bleep] down here.
408
00:14:49,070 --> 00:14:50,270
We're here
to rescue Jerry.
409
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:53,810
No, you're here
'cause we want you here.
410
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:56,610
♪♪
411
00:14:56,610 --> 00:15:00,020
Mm, excellent.
Ooh, that hurts,
which means it feels good.
412
00:15:00,020 --> 00:15:01,220
[ Normal voice ]
Um...Dad?
413
00:15:01,220 --> 00:15:02,490
Don't you see,
Rick?
414
00:15:02,490 --> 00:15:04,490
Jerry was just bait.
415
00:15:04,490 --> 00:15:06,960
The two of you --
you're a package deal.
416
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:08,290
What the hell
are you talking about?
417
00:15:08,290 --> 00:15:10,960
You think Jerry is lame
and you're cool,
418
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:13,960
but the lamest thing of all
is thinking that.
419
00:15:13,970 --> 00:15:15,630
The two of you combined
420
00:15:15,630 --> 00:15:18,900
is what we call
the lamest thing ever!
421
00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:20,170
Oh, no.
No!
422
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,770
Well, well, well,
table for surprised,
423
00:15:22,770 --> 00:15:23,970
party of me.
424
00:15:23,980 --> 00:15:25,980
Ugh.
Yes, see?
425
00:15:25,980 --> 00:15:28,580
Cringe cannot exist
in a vacuum.
426
00:15:28,580 --> 00:15:30,380
It needs
to be observed.
427
00:15:30,380 --> 00:15:34,380
Skin hooks!
Hook our guests!
428
00:15:34,390 --> 00:15:36,650
Nice hooks.
Where-Where'd you get them?
429
00:15:36,650 --> 00:15:39,660
Aah!
Didn't I say
replace those goddamn hooks?
430
00:15:39,660 --> 00:15:41,990
I forgot!
Which makes me embarrassed.
431
00:15:41,990 --> 00:15:43,990
Which makes me proud!
432
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,860
[ Sighs ] Goddammit.
433
00:15:45,860 --> 00:15:47,130
It's time
for you three
434
00:15:47,130 --> 00:15:50,200
to finally feel
our full wrath.
435
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,200
Oh, you'd love that,
right?
436
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:54,800
But wouldn't that mean
you hate it?
437
00:15:54,810 --> 00:15:56,010
Screw it, run.
438
00:15:56,010 --> 00:15:58,270
Aah!
439
00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:00,940
[ All grunt ]
440
00:16:00,950 --> 00:16:03,210
♪♪
441
00:16:03,220 --> 00:16:05,220
[ All panting ]
442
00:16:05,220 --> 00:16:06,480
Rick,
what are you doing?
443
00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:07,950
Get down.
We've barely escaped.
444
00:16:07,950 --> 00:16:09,750
Yeah, we've got Jerry.
Let's get out of here.
445
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,360
Screw that! I'm done with this
Addams Family bull[bleep]
446
00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:14,160
This ends here.
447
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:15,560
Hey,
a Dad just liked
448
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:17,690
all his daughter's friends'
photos on Instagram!
449
00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:19,100
Oooh!
450
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:20,430
Ow!
451
00:16:20,430 --> 00:16:22,700
Which means
I need help.
452
00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:25,840
Which means
I don't need help.
453
00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:28,910
Reckless driving,
manslaughter of Mailboxians
454
00:16:28,910 --> 00:16:30,510
and Femailboxians,
455
00:16:30,510 --> 00:16:32,180
possession of
Kalaxian crystal dust,
456
00:16:32,180 --> 00:16:34,980
and the genocide
of Space Tahoe.
457
00:16:34,980 --> 00:16:36,510
[Bleep]
I want to go home.
458
00:16:36,510 --> 00:16:37,710
We've assigned you
a Public Defender.
459
00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,650
Her name is Alyson Hannigan
No Relation.
460
00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:43,520
May I speak to my clients alone?
461
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:45,390
Guys, it's me. The car.
462
00:16:45,390 --> 00:16:47,660
Like what I did with the chip in her head?
463
00:16:47,660 --> 00:16:48,990
Is she gonna be okay?
464
00:16:48,990 --> 00:16:51,060
I cut a deal with the local authorities.
465
00:16:51,060 --> 00:16:53,060
They just need one of you to take the fall.
466
00:16:53,060 --> 00:16:54,400
Make it Chutback.
467
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,670
He ruined your night, he ruined mine.
468
00:16:56,670 --> 00:16:59,540
He's a parasite, a sociopath military brat
469
00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:01,470
who wanders the earth changing people
470
00:17:01,470 --> 00:17:03,070
who don't need to be changed.
471
00:17:03,070 --> 00:17:05,410
I knew who I was. You did, too.
472
00:17:05,410 --> 00:17:07,480
We were fine before Chutback,
473
00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:10,210
so [bleep] the Chut, let's pin it all on him.
474
00:17:10,220 --> 00:17:13,080
Case closed.
475
00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:14,280
Yo, guys?
476
00:17:14,290 --> 00:17:15,750
Bruce,
you're kind of a drip,
477
00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:18,690
but know what's worse than
self-appointed cool kids?
478
00:17:18,690 --> 00:17:20,360
People who think
they're better than they are.
479
00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:23,560
Yeah, i-it's not Bruce's fault
we fell for his act, y'know?
480
00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:25,430
He just kinda sat there,
with a jaw slack enough
481
00:17:25,430 --> 00:17:27,230
for us to project
our insecurities on.
482
00:17:27,230 --> 00:17:28,770
I mean,
th-th-that's on us.
483
00:17:28,770 --> 00:17:30,500
We're not gonna bail
on you, Bruce.
484
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:33,040
Okey-dokey, we'll do it the hard way.
485
00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:34,240
Aaah!
486
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:36,370
What the [bleep]
487
00:17:36,370 --> 00:17:38,910
I mean, blowing the place up was always an option.
488
00:17:38,910 --> 00:17:42,450
I just thought you guys might enjoy a less violent plan.
489
00:17:42,450 --> 00:17:44,850
See,
you have changed!
490
00:17:44,850 --> 00:17:54,520
♪♪
491
00:17:54,530 --> 00:17:55,790
Dad,
what is that?
492
00:17:55,790 --> 00:17:57,990
An Aversion-Converting
Inversion Reverter.
493
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,000
It shoots concentrated
494
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,600
pleasure-pain
inverting shrapnel,
495
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,130
which reverts the pleasure
from pain
496
00:18:02,130 --> 00:18:03,800
back into the pain
from pain.
497
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,940
We're gonna kill them
with 100% sincerity.
498
00:18:05,940 --> 00:18:07,600
We need
an embarrassing level of it
499
00:18:07,610 --> 00:18:09,270
to jumpstart
the process, too,
500
00:18:09,270 --> 00:18:10,740
so, Jerry,
just be yourself.
501
00:18:10,740 --> 00:18:13,140
That's your solution?
Humiliating me more?
502
00:18:13,150 --> 00:18:14,610
Yeah, Dad,
that doesn't seem fair.
503
00:18:14,610 --> 00:18:16,810
I mean, I know I shouldn't
really talk right now,
504
00:18:16,810 --> 00:18:18,350
but at least I can prove
I love Jerry
505
00:18:18,350 --> 00:18:19,550
through
sexual gratification.
506
00:18:19,550 --> 00:18:20,950
Hubba hubba.
Fine!
507
00:18:20,950 --> 00:18:22,350
Then...damn it.
508
00:18:22,350 --> 00:18:23,690
I shouldn't have kept you
in the dark
509
00:18:23,690 --> 00:18:25,820
about the deal I made
with these evil dickweeds.
510
00:18:25,820 --> 00:18:27,420
You're way less cool
than me,
511
00:18:27,430 --> 00:18:29,630
but it's not cool of me
to celebrate that.
512
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:32,160
If I'm genuinely cool,
I should be able to love you,
513
00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:35,570
which I therefore do.
514
00:18:35,570 --> 00:18:37,530
Nerds. [ Laughs ]
515
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:40,840
Oh, thank God.
516
00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:42,910
Now follow me,
you [bleep] hacks.
517
00:18:42,910 --> 00:18:44,170
[ Gunfire ]
518
00:18:44,180 --> 00:18:47,110
It hurts, but in a bad way!
519
00:18:47,110 --> 00:18:50,510
I regret so many piercings!
520
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,120
Where's First Aid Kit Face?
521
00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:53,580
Or at least Advil Teeth?
522
00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:55,120
[ Gunfire continues ]
523
00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:57,250
Ow!
Bullets that hurt?
524
00:18:57,260 --> 00:19:01,460
Could this be the end
of Mousetrap Nipples?
525
00:19:01,460 --> 00:19:02,660
Hell got bad!
526
00:19:02,660 --> 00:19:04,130
I do not enjoy hell!
527
00:19:04,130 --> 00:19:05,400
What --
What have you done?
528
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:06,930
Turned pain back into pain,
bitch.
529
00:19:06,930 --> 00:19:09,270
No!
I don't want pain to hurt!
530
00:19:09,270 --> 00:19:11,400
[ Laughs ]
531
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,470
Baby.
532
00:19:14,470 --> 00:19:16,870
Consider my debt paid.
533
00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:18,340
Oh!
The leather!
534
00:19:18,340 --> 00:19:20,680
It hurts my balls!
535
00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:22,310
[ Electricity crackles ]
536
00:19:26,820 --> 00:19:28,890
Jerry, uh,
about down there --
537
00:19:28,890 --> 00:19:30,690
It's okay, Rick,
you don't have to say it.
538
00:19:30,690 --> 00:19:32,890
No, I do.
I'll replace you next time.
539
00:19:32,890 --> 00:19:34,020
Make no mistake.
540
00:19:34,030 --> 00:19:35,560
What just transpired
will never happen again.
541
00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:37,530
10-4, captain.
542
00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:41,900
Oh, wow, it's late.
543
00:19:41,900 --> 00:19:43,900
We should get back
to the kids.
544
00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:51,710
♪♪
545
00:19:51,710 --> 00:19:52,980
[ Beeping ]
Okay.
546
00:19:52,980 --> 00:19:54,440
Rick's headed home. We have to go.
547
00:19:54,450 --> 00:19:55,850
[ Screaming ]
548
00:19:55,850 --> 00:19:57,580
Quick, get inside. I have to shower.
549
00:19:57,580 --> 00:19:59,480
Rick can smell adventure.
550
00:20:02,450 --> 00:20:04,620
[ Brakes squeal ]
551
00:20:05,390 --> 00:20:07,390
[ Sniffing ]
552
00:20:07,390 --> 00:20:09,330
Sorry, I farted.
553
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,930
[ Sighs ]
554
00:20:12,930 --> 00:20:14,330
Hellamic Industries' brand-new product, Hellamic Sauce.
555
00:20:14,330 --> 00:20:16,270
Hey, guys. We're home.
How was your night?
556
00:20:16,270 --> 00:20:17,530
Tight.
Breezy.
Chill.
557
00:20:17,540 --> 00:20:18,870
You kids
get into any trouble?
558
00:20:18,870 --> 00:20:20,670
Nope.
You sure?
559
00:20:20,670 --> 00:20:21,870
Yup.
560
00:20:21,870 --> 00:20:23,870
Is that a skull?
561
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:25,880
No,
it's a baby's skull.
562
00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:28,480
That's worse.
It's still a school night.
563
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,350
Yo, I just want
to tell you guys,
564
00:20:31,350 --> 00:20:33,880
I had more than just fun
hanging out with you tonight.
565
00:20:33,890 --> 00:20:35,820
I had the experience
of a lifetime.
566
00:20:35,820 --> 00:20:37,020
But just to be up front
about how I do this --
567
00:20:37,020 --> 00:20:38,960
I-I can't really commit
to a friendship
568
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,220
for more than
24 hours.
569
00:20:40,230 --> 00:20:42,030
I need that time to get
a general sense
570
00:20:42,030 --> 00:20:44,030
of your standing within
your school's social hierarchy.
571
00:20:44,030 --> 00:20:46,500
And if that's solid,
I'll see you around.
572
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:48,360
Otherwise,
no news is bad news.
573
00:20:48,370 --> 00:20:49,830
Cool?
574
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,230
Bye-zies.
575
00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:52,440
[ Door opens, closes ]
576
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:53,970
"Bye-zies"?
577
00:20:53,970 --> 00:20:55,570
Cringe.
578
00:20:55,570 --> 00:20:56,970
Sofa wine?
579
00:20:56,980 --> 00:20:58,570
Sofa wine.
580
00:20:58,580 --> 00:21:08,580
♪♪
581
00:21:08,590 --> 00:21:18,590
♪♪
582
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:29,470
♪♪
583
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:31,940
You're so cool,
Bruce Chutback.
584
00:21:31,940 --> 00:21:33,810
What's your secret?
Y'know, just be cool.
585
00:21:33,810 --> 00:21:37,550
Wait, didn't you wear
those pants...yesterday?
586
00:21:37,550 --> 00:21:42,820
Hey, going home to not change
your pants, Bruce Chut-Pants?
587
00:21:42,820 --> 00:21:44,820
[ Laughter ]
Chut-Pants!
588
00:21:44,820 --> 00:21:47,360
Damn.
That's gonna stick.
This place is a jungle.
589
00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:49,560
I hope he can find solace
in his own company.
590
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:54,030
♪ Bruce Chut-Pants,
unknown quality ♪
591
00:21:54,030 --> 00:21:57,500
♪ Apparently poor,
he skips on his pants ♪
592
00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:58,970
♪ He lacks slacks ♪
593
00:21:58,970 --> 00:22:00,170
♪ That's the facts ♪
594
00:22:00,170 --> 00:22:03,370
♪ Bruce Chut-Pants,
regular guy now ♪
595
00:22:03,380 --> 00:22:04,970
[ Grunts ]
596
00:22:04,980 --> 00:22:07,180
You like that? Shouldn't be
standing on the curb!
597
00:22:07,180 --> 00:22:08,880
Boom, bitch!
598
00:22:10,450 --> 00:22:11,980
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