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Ah, summer break...
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- You want cheese on that hon?
- Sure, Hank.
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A time for leisure, recreation,
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and takin' 'er easy...
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Unless you're me.
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Aaaah!!!
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It's getting closer!
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My name is Dipper.
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The girl about to puke
is my sister Mabel.
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You may be wondering what
we're doing in a golf cart
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fleeing from a creature
of unimaginable horror.
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- Aah!
- Aaah!
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- Look out!
- Aahh!
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Rest assured,
there's a perfectly
logical explanation.
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Let's rewind.
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It all began
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when our parents decided
we could use some fresh air.
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They shipped us up north
to a sleepy town
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called Gravity Falls, Oregon,
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to stay at our great-uncle's
place in the woods.
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This attic is amazing!
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Check out all my splinters!
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Baaa!
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And there's a goat on my bed.
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Hey, friend.
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Oh! Yes, you can keep
chewing on my sweater.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
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My sister tended to look
on the bright side of things.
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Yay! Grass!
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But I was having a hard time
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getting used to
our new surroundings.
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- Boo!
- Aaaah!
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Aha ha ha ha!
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And then was
our great-uncle Stan...
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that guy.
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Aha ha ha ha...
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It was worth it.
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Our uncle had transformed
his house into a tourist trap
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he called the Mystery Shack.
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The real mystery was
why anyone came.
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Ladies and gentlemen, behold...
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And guess who
had to work there.
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Oh!
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No touching the merchandise!
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It looked like it was gonna be
the same boring routine
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all summer,
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until one fateful day...
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He's looking at it.
He's looking at it!
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Uh...
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"Do you like me?
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"Yes. Definitely.
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Absolutely"?
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- I rigged it!
- Mabel,
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I know you're going through
your whole "boy crazy" phase,
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- but I think you're kind of overdoing
it with the "crazy" part.
- What?!
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Come on, Dipper!
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This is our first summer
away from home.
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It's my big chance to have
an epic summer romance.
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Yeah, but do you need to flirt
with every guy you meet?
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My name is Mabel,
but you can call me
the girl of your dreams.
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I'm joking!
Ha ha ha ha!
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Oh, my gosh, you like turtles?
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I like turtles too.
What is happening here?
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Come one, come all,
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to the mattress prince's
kingdom of savings!
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- Take me with you.
- Aaah!
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Mock all you want, brother,
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but I got a good feeling
about this summer.
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I wouldn't be surprised
if the man of my dreams
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walked through that door
right now.
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Oh! Oh! Not good. Ow.
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- Oh, why?!
- Ha ha ha!
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All right, look alive, people.
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I need someone to go
hammer up these signs in
the spooky part of the forest.
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- Not it! - Not it!
- Uh, also not it.
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Nobody asked you, Soos.
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I know, and I'm
comfortable with that.
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Wendy! I need you
to put up this sign!
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I would, but I... uhh...
can't... uhh... reach it.
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I'd fire all of you if I could.
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All right, let's make it
eeny-meeny-miney...
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- You.
- Oh! What?
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Grunkle Stan,
whenever I'm in those woods
I feel like I'm being watched.
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- Ahh, this again.
- I'm telling you,
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Something weird is going on
in this town.
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Just today my mosquito bites
spelled out "beware."
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That says "bewarb."
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Look, kid, the whole
"monsters in the forest" thing
is just local legend
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drummed up by guys like me
to sell merch to guys like that.
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So quit being so paranoid!
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Ugh. Grunkle Stan.
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Nobody ever believes
anything I say.
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Huh?
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Baaa!
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What the...?
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"It's hard to believe
it's been six years
since I began studying
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the strange
and wondrous secrets
of Gravity Falls, Oregon."
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What is all this?
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"Unfortunately, my suspicions
have been confirmed.
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"I'm being watched.
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"I must hide this book
before he finds it.
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Remember, in Gravity Falls,
there is no one you can trust."
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No one you can trust...
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- Hello!
- Aaah!
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Whatcha readin'?
Some nerd thing?
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Uh... uh... it's nothing.
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"Uh-uh... it's nothing."
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What? Are you
actually not gonna show me?
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Uh...
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Let's go somewhere private.
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It's amazing!
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Grunkle Stan said
I was being paranoid,
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but according to this book,
Gravity Falls has this
secret dark side.
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Whoa! Shut up!
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After a certain point,
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the pages just stop,
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like the guy who was writing it
mysteriously disappeared.
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Who's that?
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Well, time to spill the beans.
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Broop. Beans.
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This girl's got a date.
Whoo whoo!
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- Ha ha ha!
- Let me get this straight.
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In the half hour I was gone
you already found a boyfriend?
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What can I say?
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I guess I'm just irresistible!
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Oh!
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Coming!
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- What you readin' there, slick?
- Oh!
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I was just catchin' up on,
uh...
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- "Gold chains for old men magazine"?
- That's a good issue.
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Hey, family!
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Say hello to my new boyfriend!
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'Sup?
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- Hey.
- How's it hangin'.
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We met at the cemetery.
He's really deep.
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Ooh! Little muscle there.
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What...
what a surprise.
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So what's your name?
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Uh... Normal... Man!
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He means "Norman."
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Are you bleeding, Norman?
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It's jam.
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Oh! I love jam!
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Look at this!
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So, you wanna go hold hands
or... whatever?
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Oh! Oh, my goodness.
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Don't wait up!
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There was something about
Norman that wasn't right.
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I decided to consult
the journal...
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"Known for their pale skin
and bad attitudes,
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"these creatures
are often mistaken for...
Teenagers?!
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"Beware Gravity Falls's
nefarious...
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'Sup?
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Zombie!"
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Did somebody say "cromby"?
What is that, "cromby"?
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It's not even a word.
You're losin' your mind.
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I like you.
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Oh, no! Mabel!
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- No! No, Mabel! Watch out!
- Uhh!
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Aaaah!
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Uhh.
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Daisies?
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You scallywag!
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Is my sister really
dating a zombie,
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or am I just going nuts?
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It's a dilemma, to be sure.
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I couldn't help but overhear you
talking aloud to yourself
in this empty room.
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Soos, you've seen
Mabel's boyfriend.
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He's gotta be a zombie, right?
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Hmm. How many brains
did you see the guy eat?
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- Zero.
- Look, dude, I believe you.
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I'm always noticing
weird stuff in this town.
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Like the mailman? Pretty sure
that dude's a werewolf.
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But you gotta have evidence.
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Otherwise people are gonna think
you're a major league
cuckoo clock.
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As always, Soos, you're right.
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My wisdom is both a blessing
and a curse.
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Soos!
The portable toilets
are clogged again!
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I am needed elsewhere.
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My sister could be in trouble.
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It was time to get
some evidence.
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Aaauuggh!
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Aaah!
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Aauggh!
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I'd seen enough.
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Mabel, we've gotta
talk about Norman.
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Isn't he the best?
Check out this giant
smooch mark he gave me!
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- Aaah!
- Ha ha!
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Gullible. It was just
an accident with
the leaf blower.
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Kissing practice!
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Mmm... Mmm...
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Aah! Turn it off!
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Turn it off!
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- That was fun.
- No! Mabel, listen.
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I'm trying to tell you
that Norman is not
what he seems!
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You think
he might be a vampire?
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That would be so awesome!
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Guess again, sister.
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- Sha-bam!
- Aaah!
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Oh, wait. I'm...
I'm sorry.
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- Sha-bam!
- A zombie?
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That is not funny, Dipper.
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I'm not joking!
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It all adds up:
the bleeding, the limp...
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He never blinks!
Have you noticed that?
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Maybe he's blinking
when you're blinking.
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Mabel, remember
what the book said
about Gravity Falls?
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"Trust no one"!
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What about me, huh?
Why can't you trust me?
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- Beep-bop!
- Mabel!
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He's gonna eat your brain!
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Dipper, listen to me.
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Norman and I are going
on a date at five o'clock,
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and I'm gonna be adorable,
and he's gonna be dreamy.
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- Wait! But... but... but...
- And I'm not gonna let you ruin it
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with one of your
crazy conspiracies!
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Ohh. What am I gonna do?
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Coming!
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Hey, Norman.
How do I look?
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Shiny!
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You always know what to say!
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Soos is right.
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I don't have any real evidence.
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I guess I can be kind of
paranoid sometimes, and...
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wait! What?!
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Aaah! I was right!
Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God! Grunkle Stan!
Grunkle Stan! Grunkle Stan!
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And here we have
"rock that looks
like a face" rock...
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the rock that
looks like a face.
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- Does it look like a rock?
- No, it looks like a face.
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- Is it a face?
- It's a rock that looks like a face!
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Over here!
Grunkle Stan!
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For the fifth time,
it's not an actual face!
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Grrrr!!!
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Finally, we're alone.
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Yes... Alone.
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Stan! Stan!
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Wendy! Wendy!
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I need to
borrow the golf cart so I can
save my sister from a zombie!
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Try not to hit any pedestrians.
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Dude, it's me, Soos.
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- This is for the zombies.
- Thanks.
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And this is in case
you see a piñata.
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Uh... Thanks?
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Better safe than sorry!
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Mable,
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now that we've gotten
to know each other,
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there's...
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There's something
I should tell you.
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Oh, Norman!
You can tell me anything!
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Please be a vampire,
please be a vampire.
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00:12:44,797 --> 00:12:47,763
All right, just...
just don't freak out, okay?
255
00:12:47,764 --> 00:12:49,806
Just... just keep an open mind.
Be cool.
256
00:12:56,747 --> 00:12:58,763
Is this weird?
Is this too weird?
257
00:12:58,764 --> 00:12:59,831
You need to sit down?
258
00:12:59,832 --> 00:13:01,830
R-right. I'll explain.
259
00:13:01,831 --> 00:13:06,738
So, we're gnomes, first off,
get that one out of the way.
260
00:13:06,739 --> 00:13:07,818
- Uh...
- I'm Jeff,
261
00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:10,780
and here we have Carson, Steve,
262
00:13:10,781 --> 00:13:12,546
Jason and...
263
00:13:12,547 --> 00:13:13,835
I'm sorry,
I always forget your name.
264
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,784
Shmebulock.
265
00:13:15,785 --> 00:13:18,742
Shmebulock. Yes!
266
00:13:18,743 --> 00:13:19,835
Anyways, long story short,
267
00:13:19,836 --> 00:13:23,817
us gnomes have been
lookin' for a new queen.
Right, guys?
268
00:13:23,818 --> 00:13:26,817
Queen! Queen!
269
00:13:26,818 --> 00:13:28,818
Heh! So whaddya say?
270
00:13:32,764 --> 00:13:34,826
Will you join us
in holy matri-gnome-y?
271
00:13:34,827 --> 00:13:36,805
Matri... matri... mony?
272
00:13:36,806 --> 00:13:38,784
Bleahh!
Can't talk today.
273
00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:41,742
Look...
274
00:13:41,743 --> 00:13:43,826
I'm sorry, guys,
you're really sweet,
275
00:13:43,827 --> 00:13:47,759
but I'm a girl
and you're gnomes
276
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,780
and it's like, "what?!"
277
00:13:49,781 --> 00:13:51,800
Yikes.
278
00:13:51,801 --> 00:13:54,538
We understand.
We'll never forget you,
Mabel.
279
00:13:55,994 --> 00:13:57,916
- Because we're gonna kidnap you.
- Huh?!
280
00:14:00,822 --> 00:14:04,805
Don't worry, Mabel!
I'll save you from that zombie!
281
00:14:04,806 --> 00:14:06,776
Help!!!!
282
00:14:06,777 --> 00:14:08,751
Hold on!
283
00:14:11,777 --> 00:14:14,830
The more you struggle,
the more awkward this is
gonna be for everybody.
284
00:14:14,831 --> 00:14:17,809
Just... ha ha!... Okay,
just get her arm there,
Steve.
285
00:14:17,810 --> 00:14:19,831
Aah! Let go of me!
286
00:14:22,756 --> 00:14:23,756
Uhh...
287
00:14:25,768 --> 00:14:27,826
what the heck
is goin' on here?!
288
00:14:27,827 --> 00:14:29,788
Aah!
289
00:14:29,789 --> 00:14:32,759
Dipper! Norman turned out
to be a bunch of gnomes!
290
00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:33,829
And they're total jerks!
291
00:14:33,830 --> 00:14:34,827
Uhh! Hair! Hair!
292
00:14:34,828 --> 00:14:38,809
Gnomes? Huh.
I was way off.
293
00:14:38,810 --> 00:14:41,788
"Gnomes. Little men
of the Gravity Falls forest.
294
00:14:41,789 --> 00:14:43,750
"Weaknesses:" unknown.
295
00:14:43,751 --> 00:14:45,738
Oh, come on!
296
00:14:45,739 --> 00:14:47,746
Hey! Hey!
Let go of my sister!
297
00:14:47,747 --> 00:14:50,738
Oh! Ha ha. Hey there!
Um, ya know,
298
00:14:50,739 --> 00:14:53,038
this is all really just
a big misunderstanding,
ya see?
299
00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:54,740
Your sister's not in danger...
300
00:14:54,788 --> 00:14:56,756
She's just marrying
all one thousand of us
301
00:14:56,757 --> 00:14:58,826
and become our gnome queen
for all eternity.
302
00:14:58,827 --> 00:15:00,746
Isn't that right, honey?
303
00:15:00,747 --> 00:15:02,805
You guys are butt-faces!
304
00:15:02,806 --> 00:15:04,834
Give her back right now,
or else!
305
00:15:04,835 --> 00:15:07,755
You think you can stop us, boy?
306
00:15:07,756 --> 00:15:10,750
You have no idea what
we're capable of.
307
00:15:10,751 --> 00:15:12,817
The gnomes are a powerful race!
308
00:15:12,818 --> 00:15:14,826
Do not trifle with the...
309
00:15:14,827 --> 00:15:16,785
Aaaah!
310
00:15:19,756 --> 00:15:21,771
He's getting away
with our queen!
311
00:15:21,772 --> 00:15:22,785
No, no, no!!!
312
00:15:22,786 --> 00:15:23,806
Seat belt.
313
00:15:25,831 --> 00:15:29,746
You've messed with
the wrong creatures, boy.
314
00:15:29,747 --> 00:15:32,831
Gnomes of the forest...
Assemble!
315
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,826
Hurry! Before they
come after us!
316
00:15:46,827 --> 00:15:47,827
I wouldn't worry about it.
317
00:15:47,828 --> 00:15:51,743
You see their little legs?
Suckers are tiny.
318
00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:57,747
Dang.
319
00:15:59,756 --> 00:16:01,818
All right, teamwork, guys!
Like we practiced.
320
00:16:04,739 --> 00:16:05,751
Move. Move!
321
00:16:09,810 --> 00:16:12,814
- Come back with our queen!
- It's getting closer!
322
00:16:12,817 --> 00:16:14,780
Eh!
323
00:16:14,781 --> 00:16:16,772
Yahh!
324
00:16:21,777 --> 00:16:23,746
Brahh!!
325
00:16:23,747 --> 00:16:25,772
Shmebulock!
326
00:16:28,831 --> 00:16:30,746
I'll save you, Dipper!
327
00:16:30,747 --> 00:16:33,738
Uh! Ow! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh!
328
00:16:33,739 --> 00:16:34,739
Uh!!!
329
00:16:35,827 --> 00:16:38,739
- Thanks, Mabel.
- Don't mention it.
330
00:16:40,751 --> 00:16:41,827
Yahh!
331
00:16:43,739 --> 00:16:44,806
Look out!
332
00:16:54,827 --> 00:16:56,796
Stay back, man!
333
00:16:56,797 --> 00:16:58,835
Uhh!
334
00:17:00,768 --> 00:17:02,763
Where's Grunkle Stan?
335
00:17:02,764 --> 00:17:04,742
Behold!
336
00:17:04,743 --> 00:17:06,796
The world's most
distracting object!
337
00:17:06,797 --> 00:17:09,739
- Oooh!
- Just try to look away... you can't!
338
00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:12,830
I can't even remember
what I was talkin' about.
339
00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:15,767
It's the end of the line, kids.
340
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:18,738
Mabel, marry us before
we do something crazy!
341
00:17:18,739 --> 00:17:20,750
There's gotta be
a way out of this!
342
00:17:20,751 --> 00:17:23,739
- I gotta do it.
- What?!
343
00:17:23,742 --> 00:17:25,750
Mabel, don't do this!
Are you crazy?
344
00:17:25,751 --> 00:17:27,743
- Trust me.
- What?!
345
00:17:27,746 --> 00:17:30,764
Dipper, just this once...
Trust me.
346
00:17:34,751 --> 00:17:37,814
- All right, Jeff, I'll marry you.
- Hot dog!
347
00:17:37,817 --> 00:17:40,805
Help me down there, Jason.
Thanks. Andy, left foot,
348
00:17:40,806 --> 00:17:43,764
there we go,
watch those fingers, Mike.
349
00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:46,831
Ehh? Ehh?
350
00:17:49,739 --> 00:17:50,827
Bada-Bing, bada-bam!
351
00:17:50,828 --> 00:17:52,827
Now let's get you back
into the forest, honey!
352
00:17:52,828 --> 00:17:54,830
You may now kiss the bride.
353
00:17:54,831 --> 00:17:58,739
Well, uh, don't mind if I do.
354
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:03,767
Aah!
355
00:18:03,768 --> 00:18:06,742
Hey, wait a minute!
Ahh-aahh...
356
00:18:06,743 --> 00:18:09,821
Whoa! Whoa!
W-what's going on?
357
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,746
Aah! Aaah!
358
00:18:11,747 --> 00:18:13,826
That's for lying to me!
359
00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:15,821
That's for breaking my heart!
360
00:18:15,822 --> 00:18:17,776
Ow! My face!
361
00:18:17,777 --> 00:18:21,759
And this is for
messing with my brother!
362
00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:23,760
- Wanna do the honors?
- On three.
363
00:18:23,763 --> 00:18:25,747
One, two, three!
364
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:31,747
I'll... Get you back
for this!!!!!
365
00:18:32,747 --> 00:18:33,827
Who's giving orders?
I need orders!
366
00:18:33,828 --> 00:18:36,809
My arms are tired!
367
00:18:36,810 --> 00:18:38,760
Anyone else wants some?
368
00:18:44,777 --> 00:18:45,801
Baaaa!
369
00:18:48,743 --> 00:18:50,746
Hey, Dipper. I, um,
370
00:18:50,747 --> 00:18:52,771
I'm sorry for
ignoring your advice.
371
00:18:52,772 --> 00:18:54,776
You really were just
looking out for me.
372
00:18:54,777 --> 00:18:58,738
Oh, don't be like that.
You saved our butts back there.
373
00:18:58,739 --> 00:19:00,771
I guess I'm just sad
that my first boyfriend
374
00:19:00,772 --> 00:19:02,764
turned out to be
a bunch of gnomes.
375
00:19:02,765 --> 00:19:05,788
Look on the bright side...
Maybe the next one
will be a vampire.
376
00:19:05,789 --> 00:19:07,834
You're just saying that.
377
00:19:07,835 --> 00:19:09,830
Awkward sibling hug?
378
00:19:09,831 --> 00:19:11,809
Awkward sibling hug.
379
00:19:11,810 --> 00:19:13,831
- Pat pat.
- Pat pat.
380
00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:18,809
Sheesh! You two get hit
by a bus or somethin'?
381
00:19:18,810 --> 00:19:19,810
Aha!
382
00:19:22,772 --> 00:19:24,746
Uh, hey!
383
00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:25,797
W-wouldn't you know it?
384
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:28,763
Um, I accidentally
overstocked some inventory,
385
00:19:28,764 --> 00:19:32,738
so how's about each of you
take one item from the gift shop
on the house?
386
00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:33,827
- Really?
- What's the catch?
387
00:19:33,830 --> 00:19:37,809
The catch is do it
before I change my mind.
Now take something.
388
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,822
- Hmm...
- Oooh! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
389
00:19:42,747 --> 00:19:44,817
Hmm. That oughta
do the trick.
390
00:19:44,818 --> 00:19:47,817
And I will have a...
391
00:19:47,818 --> 00:19:49,805
Grappling hook!
392
00:19:49,806 --> 00:19:53,806
- Yes!
- Wouldn't you rather have
a doll or something?
393
00:19:56,764 --> 00:19:58,835
- Grappling hook!
- Fair enough.
394
00:20:02,764 --> 00:20:05,738
"This journal told me there was
no one in Gravity Falls
395
00:20:05,739 --> 00:20:06,829
"I could trust.
396
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:08,801
"But when you battle
a hundred gnomes
397
00:20:08,802 --> 00:20:10,746
"side-by-side with someone,
398
00:20:10,747 --> 00:20:13,830
you realize that they've
probably always got your back."
399
00:20:13,831 --> 00:20:15,827
Hey, Mabel,
could you get the light?
400
00:20:15,828 --> 00:20:17,743
I'm on it.
401
00:20:18,797 --> 00:20:20,742
It worked!
402
00:20:20,743 --> 00:20:22,831
- Ha ha ha!
- These grappling hooks...
403
00:20:22,834 --> 00:20:25,771
Our uncle told us
there was nothing strange
about this town.
404
00:20:25,772 --> 00:20:27,788
But who knows
what other secrets
405
00:20:27,789 --> 00:20:29,797
are waiting to be unlocked?
406
00:20:30,222 --> 00:20:43,835
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407
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Aaah!
408
00:20:45,739 --> 00:20:46,826
Bleahh...
409
00:20:46,827 --> 00:20:48,776
Eahhh...
410
00:20:48,777 --> 00:20:50,750
Eahhhh...
411
00:20:50,751 --> 00:20:52,750
Eahhh...
412
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,746
Eahhhh...
413
00:20:54,747 --> 00:20:55,826
Eahhh...
414
00:20:55,827 --> 00:20:57,805
Eahhhh...
415
00:20:57,806 --> 00:20:59,796
Eahhh...
416
00:20:59,797 --> 00:21:01,755
Eahhhh...
417
00:21:01,756 --> 00:21:03,750
Eahhh...
418
00:21:03,751 --> 00:21:04,830
Eahhhh...
419
00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:06,750
Eahhh...
420
00:21:06,751 --> 00:21:07,751
Eahhhh.
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