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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,239 --> 00:00:24,910 G.I. Joe 2 00:00:37,087 --> 00:00:41,758 Crashing through the sky, comes the fearful cry: 3 00:00:42,258 --> 00:00:47,429 Cobra! -Cobra! -Cobra! -Cobra! 4 00:00:47,596 --> 00:00:52,600 Armies of the night, evil taking flight! 5 00:00:52,634 --> 00:00:57,938 Cobra! -Cobra! -Cobra! -Cobra! 6 00:00:58,105 --> 00:01:00,607 Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide 7 00:01:00,773 --> 00:01:04,777 Panic spreading, far and wide! 8 00:01:04,944 --> 00:01:08,280 Who can turn the tide? 9 00:01:08,446 --> 00:01:11,116 G.I. Joe! -a real American hero 10 00:01:11,283 --> 00:01:12,450 "Yo Joe!" 11 00:01:12,617 --> 00:01:13,618 G.I. Joe is there! 12 00:01:13,785 --> 00:01:16,453 G.I. Joe! -a real American hero 13 00:01:16,620 --> 00:01:19,290 G.I. Joe is there! 14 00:01:19,456 --> 00:01:22,125 fighting for freedom, wherever there's trouble 15 00:01:22,291 --> 00:01:24,793 over land and sea and air! 16 00:01:24,961 --> 00:01:27,463 G.I. Joe is there! 17 00:01:34,635 --> 00:01:36,804 Can the world oppose 18 00:01:36,971 --> 00:01:39,473 The deadliest of foes? 19 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:44,811 Cobra! -Cobra! -Cobra! -Cobra! 20 00:01:44,977 --> 00:01:50,315 Joe will risk it all to end the evil call of 21 00:01:50,482 --> 00:01:55,320 Cobra! -Cobra! -Cobra! -Cobra! 22 00:01:55,486 --> 00:01:57,822 Never give up, never say die! 23 00:01:57,988 --> 00:02:03,994 Walking tall with banners high, they sound the battle cry: 24 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:05,829 Yo Joe! -Yo Joe! 25 00:02:05,995 --> 00:02:10,833 G.I. Joe! -a real American hero G.I. Joe is there! 26 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:16,504 G.I. Joe! -a real American hero G.I. Joe is there! 27 00:02:16,671 --> 00:02:17,839 Fighting for freedom 28 00:02:18,005 --> 00:02:22,008 Wherever there's trouble over land and sea and air! 29 00:02:22,176 --> 00:02:24,678 G.I.Joe is there! 30 00:02:26,513 --> 00:02:28,180 G.I.Joe is the code name 31 00:02:28,347 --> 00:02:29,515 for America's daring, 32 00:02:29,682 --> 00:02:31,350 highly trained special mission force. 33 00:02:31,517 --> 00:02:34,853 its purpose: to defend human freedom against Cobra. 34 00:02:35,354 --> 00:02:39,357 a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world. 35 00:02:40,358 --> 00:02:45,362 G.I. Joe! -a real American hero G.I. Joe is there! 36 00:02:45,695 --> 00:02:50,700 G.I. Joe! -a real American hero G.I. Joe is there! 37 00:02:51,701 --> 00:02:53,869 fighting for freedom wherever there's trouble 38 00:02:54,035 --> 00:02:56,037 over land and sea and air, 39 00:02:56,204 --> 00:03:00,542 G.I. Joe is there! "Cobra! Retreat! Retreat!" 40 00:03:00,708 --> 00:03:07,047 G.I. Joe! -a real American hero G.I. Joe is there! G.I. Joe! 41 00:03:15,054 --> 00:03:21,058 "G.I. Joe The Movie" Chapter 96 The Broadcast Energy Transmitter. 42 00:03:21,225 --> 00:03:24,895 STARRING 43 00:03:27,731 --> 00:03:32,735 Don Johnson as Lt. Falcon 44 00:03:35,570 --> 00:03:40,742 Burgess Meredith as Golobulus 45 00:03:43,577 --> 00:03:48,748 Sgt. Slaughter as Sgt. Slaughter 46 00:03:51,584 --> 00:03:56,755 CASTING Reuben Cannon Associates Cheryl Miller 47 00:03:59,591 --> 00:04:04,762 STORY CONSULTANT: Buzz Dixon 48 00:04:07,597 --> 00:04:12,769 WRITTEN BY: Ron Friedman 49 00:04:15,604 --> 00:04:20,775 EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: Margaret Loesche, Lee Gunther 50 00:04:23,778 --> 00:04:28,782 SUPERVISING PRODUCER: Jay Bacal 51 00:04:31,618 --> 00:04:36,789 PRODUCED BY: Joe Bacal, Tom Griffin 52 00:04:39,624 --> 00:04:45,463 CO-PRODUCED AND DIRECTED BY: Don Jurwich 53 00:04:45,630 --> 00:04:48,633 Subtitle: Moti K. Oren K. 54 00:04:48,799 --> 00:04:57,139 Blunderers! Fools! We possess power greater than any on earth 55 00:04:57,973 --> 00:05:01,476 yet our conquests are stripped from us on every front! 56 00:05:02,977 --> 00:05:06,314 Our most dangerous enemy is not G.I. Joe 57 00:05:07,148 --> 00:05:10,484 but your collective incompetence! 58 00:05:10,984 --> 00:05:11,818 Hogwash! 59 00:05:12,319 --> 00:05:14,488 What do you dare say? 60 00:05:14,654 --> 00:05:18,324 The fault, most imperial Serpentor, 61 00:05:18,491 --> 00:05:21,493 lies not within us, but within you! 62 00:05:22,161 --> 00:05:26,498 Your leadership has been pompous, pusillanimous, and pathetic! 63 00:05:26,664 --> 00:05:27,165 What did he say? 64 00:05:27,498 --> 00:05:28,299 He's gone batty! 65 00:05:28,333 --> 00:05:29,000 That's treason! 66 00:05:29,333 --> 00:05:30,501 I don't believe it! 67 00:05:30,667 --> 00:05:34,171 Yes, leadership is at the very heart of this matter. 68 00:05:34,504 --> 00:05:37,674 But it is not mine that is inadequate, Cobra Commander, 69 00:05:37,841 --> 00:05:43,011 it is yours. Your ego-driven stupidity had converted 70 00:05:43,045 --> 00:05:46,181 victory to catastrophe for the last time! 71 00:05:46,848 --> 00:05:50,418 Go ahead. Make me the scapegoat. 72 00:05:50,518 --> 00:05:54,688 My loyal subordinates could testify to my superb stewardship 73 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:59,192 of Cobra ,but you don't have the courage to let them speak. 74 00:05:59,358 --> 00:06:02,694 Wrong again! Defend him, if you can. 75 00:06:03,028 --> 00:06:07,866 Indeed they shall. You first, noble Destro. 76 00:06:09,033 --> 00:06:12,703 Militarily speaking, it is only fair to say that 77 00:06:12,736 --> 00:06:16,539 Cobra Commander is a world class... buffoon. 78 00:06:16,873 --> 00:06:18,542 What? Baroness! 79 00:06:18,708 --> 00:06:21,711 Doctor Mindbender! Brave Xamot and Tomax! 80 00:06:22,211 --> 00:06:24,713 You won't let this treacherous assassination 81 00:06:24,746 --> 00:06:26,882 of my character go unchallenged, will you? 82 00:06:27,048 --> 00:06:30,552 Certainly not. Destro forgot to mention 83 00:06:30,584 --> 00:06:33,554 your frequent displays of cowardice. 84 00:06:33,721 --> 00:06:34,555 ash! Hogw! 85 00:07:10,085 --> 00:07:12,587 And you botched our desert campaign! 86 00:07:12,754 --> 00:07:15,923 We had won, but you countermanded my order! 87 00:07:16,090 --> 00:07:20,093 Your meddling brought us defeat, again and again and again! 88 00:07:20,260 --> 00:07:23,095 You're not just a fool you're Cobra's curse! 89 00:07:23,263 --> 00:07:25,932 Inept! Insufficient! Inexcusable! 90 00:07:26,098 --> 00:07:34,606 Unsubstantiated fantasy! Lies! Lies! LIES! 91 00:07:53,288 --> 00:07:56,957 Intruder alert, sector 45A. Battle stations! 92 00:08:33,155 --> 00:08:34,322 There! Stop him! 93 00:08:43,831 --> 00:08:45,498 Look! Security has been breached! 94 00:08:45,666 --> 00:08:47,667 This may be an assassination attempt. 95 00:08:47,834 --> 00:08:51,504 Serpentor must stay here. We will intercept the intruder. 96 00:08:51,670 --> 00:08:54,172 I will meet this intruder at arms! 97 00:08:55,006 --> 00:08:57,009 No! We must protect you! 98 00:08:57,342 --> 00:08:59,177 Without you, there is no Cobra! 99 00:08:59,677 --> 00:09:04,014 Yes. Yes, if something happened to Serpentor, 100 00:09:04,047 --> 00:09:05,515 it would be tragic, wouldn't it? 101 00:09:05,849 --> 00:09:11,353 We shall stop this assassin. Come, follow me. Cobra! 102 00:09:17,359 --> 00:09:19,694 come on men lets move on 103 00:09:53,556 --> 00:09:56,225 No, not this way, that way! 104 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:10,070 Intruder approaching Serpentor's war room. Seal all sectors! 105 00:10:52,773 --> 00:10:54,941 None may challenge Serpentor. 106 00:10:57,443 --> 00:10:59,111 This I command! 107 00:10:59,444 --> 00:11:02,447 That won't be necessary. 108 00:11:06,117 --> 00:11:07,618 I, I have seen... 109 00:11:11,622 --> 00:11:17,460 I have seen you before, in a dream, a vision. 110 00:11:17,794 --> 00:11:23,465 In a memory, O great Serpentor. I am part of your destiny. 111 00:11:24,132 --> 00:11:28,803 When you were created, my face was etched into your soul. 112 00:11:29,470 --> 00:11:35,308 I am Pythona, and now it is time to fulfill your destiny. 113 00:11:36,142 --> 00:11:40,480 Behold, the Broadcast Energy Transmitter. 114 00:11:57,494 --> 00:11:59,662 So I say to the guy, "I don't care if I have to 115 00:11:59,696 --> 00:12:01,831 drive all night, we're gonna be there by morning!" 116 00:12:03,165 --> 00:12:04,165 That's funny! 117 00:12:09,504 --> 00:12:13,174 Catchy tune, isn't it guys? One more time! 118 00:12:13,507 --> 00:12:15,175 He can't hear you, Mainframe. 119 00:12:15,508 --> 00:12:18,678 Well, Dial-Tone, they're gonna here about the Broadcast Energy 120 00:12:18,711 --> 00:12:23,349 Transmitter all over the world. Pure energy, pumped through the air. 121 00:12:23,682 --> 00:12:26,851 Yeah, unlimited power, anywhere, anytime we want. 122 00:12:27,352 --> 00:12:28,186 If it works. 123 00:12:28,853 --> 00:12:32,523 The B.E.T.'ll work perfectly, Duke. I can practically feel 124 00:12:32,556 --> 00:12:35,525 its little semiconductors singing under my fingertips. 125 00:12:36,026 --> 00:12:37,194 Hey, hey, be careful. 126 00:12:37,527 --> 00:12:41,030 Well, let's find out if we've wasted a billion taxpayer dollars. 127 00:12:41,364 --> 00:12:43,532 Here we go. If this thing works, it could 128 00:12:43,566 --> 00:12:45,367 be the key to the world's energy crisis. 129 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:55,542 It's working! 130 00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:58,211 All right! 131 00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:02,882 Hey! 132 00:13:03,882 --> 00:13:06,885 The B.E.T. started Cross-Country's HAVOC! 133 00:13:07,219 --> 00:13:09,221 I'll shut down and see if it stops. 134 00:13:12,557 --> 00:13:15,393 Whoa, mule! Stop! Stop! STOP! 135 00:13:18,729 --> 00:13:19,897 Go, go, go! It's... 136 00:13:20,063 --> 00:13:22,231 Cobra! 137 00:13:22,565 --> 00:13:26,568 Destroy everything, except the Broadcast Energy Transmitter! 138 00:13:27,069 --> 00:13:28,403 This I command! 139 00:13:56,928 --> 00:13:58,095 Snow Job, need a lift? 140 00:13:58,763 --> 00:14:00,597 Maybe walking's better for my health! 141 00:14:01,097 --> 00:14:04,934 Since when are you the nervous type? Yo Joe! 142 00:14:08,771 --> 00:14:09,938 They're after the B.E.T. 143 00:14:10,106 --> 00:14:12,274 Fall back and regroup for counterattack. 144 00:14:21,114 --> 00:14:24,284 Press forward! I must possess the Broadcast 145 00:14:24,317 --> 00:14:27,120 Energy Transmitter! This I command! 146 00:14:27,787 --> 00:14:30,622 This operation is costing us dearly! 147 00:14:30,789 --> 00:14:34,126 I hope your contraption is worth it. 148 00:14:34,459 --> 00:14:39,630 That is not your concern. Do as you're told like an obedient lackey. 149 00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:44,634 Lackey? You dare call me a... Auggh! 150 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:48,471 Mindbender, look out, you dolt! 151 00:14:59,981 --> 00:15:01,315 What the hell is that? 152 00:15:07,153 --> 00:15:09,489 Cover me! The B.E.T.'s our only shot! 153 00:15:09,655 --> 00:15:11,490 Yo Joe! 154 00:15:15,661 --> 00:15:17,996 Dreadnoks, cut him down! 155 00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:23,834 Man with a problem, Quick Kick! 156 00:15:24,001 --> 00:15:25,168 What are friends for? 157 00:16:15,711 --> 00:16:19,214 Tomax! The B.E.T. is activating the Joe's weapons! 158 00:16:27,221 --> 00:16:30,390 Treachery! We're being attacked from behind! 159 00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:39,231 Stand your ground! Not there, here! No, over there! 160 00:16:58,247 --> 00:17:00,248 The emperor needs us, Commander. 161 00:17:00,582 --> 00:17:03,085 When I so order, Baroness. 162 00:17:09,256 --> 00:17:10,591 Farewell, worm! 163 00:17:28,272 --> 00:17:31,442 Serpentor is hurt! We must save him! Cobr... 164 00:17:31,775 --> 00:17:35,945 No! retreat! Cobra, retreat! 165 00:17:36,279 --> 00:17:37,614 What coward called retreat? 166 00:17:38,114 --> 00:17:39,782 Serpentor needs us! We can't... 167 00:17:39,948 --> 00:17:45,120 We have a counter-attack to deal with. Retreat to the mountains! 168 00:17:45,787 --> 00:17:48,122 I know where we can find sanctuary. 169 00:18:09,140 --> 00:18:10,641 Cobra's through what do we do? 170 00:18:11,475 --> 00:18:13,644 Ah, I hate it, but we've gotta split the force. 171 00:18:14,645 --> 00:18:16,813 Roadblock, form a unit to run down Cobra. 172 00:18:17,314 --> 00:18:19,649 The rest of us will take care of Serpentor and the B.E.T. 173 00:18:20,149 --> 00:18:23,486 You heard the man. Let's wreck us some reptile. 174 00:18:24,153 --> 00:18:28,823 Yo Joe! etc. 175 00:18:35,829 --> 00:18:42,001 This is madness! Our men are half frozen! You'll kill us all! 176 00:18:42,335 --> 00:18:47,172 Head for that pass up ahead. We'll find sanctuary on the other side. 177 00:18:51,509 --> 00:18:55,513 There they are! Yeah! Yo Joe! etc. 178 00:18:57,847 --> 00:18:59,849 Blast! The Joes have caught up! 179 00:19:00,016 --> 00:19:02,852 'Ey! We didn't sign up for nothin' fatal! 180 00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:13,694 Caw, mates, me eyes are playin' tricks! 181 00:19:20,533 --> 00:19:22,368 'Ey, gov'nor, what's this all mean? 182 00:19:23,702 --> 00:19:26,705 We are safe, safe! 183 00:19:32,711 --> 00:19:36,714 Yo Joe! 184 00:19:42,218 --> 00:19:44,053 Take refuge in the grove! 185 00:19:48,557 --> 00:19:49,224 Knock 'em out! 186 00:19:51,893 --> 00:19:53,561 What is this, the Twilight Zone? 187 00:19:54,729 --> 00:20:00,233 Forget them redwood toadstools! It's battle time! Yo Joe! 188 00:20:09,908 --> 00:20:10,409 Roadblock! 189 00:20:33,928 --> 00:20:35,597 Back off, fast! 190 00:20:59,783 --> 00:21:02,119 Gotcha now, you slippery creep! 191 00:21:27,974 --> 00:21:31,644 Bravo, bravo, dear friends! 192 00:21:36,482 --> 00:21:37,649 He knows these people? 193 00:21:38,316 --> 00:21:41,152 You were as impressive as ever! 194 00:21:46,323 --> 00:21:50,826 You struck me? Golobulus will have your head for this! 195 00:21:51,494 --> 00:21:54,997 It is not his head you should be worried about, Cobra Commander. 196 00:21:55,497 --> 00:21:56,331 Pythona! 197 00:21:56,832 --> 00:21:58,667 You will all come with me now. 198 00:21:59,334 --> 00:22:01,669 No! NO! 199 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:16,682 Nemesis Enforcer, fetch Cobra Commander. 200 00:22:25,856 --> 00:22:27,858 No! Release me! 201 00:22:28,358 --> 00:22:30,860 I order you to let me go! 202 00:22:37,199 --> 00:22:38,533 Where are you takin' the others? 203 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:41,703 You will find out soon enough, Dreadnok Ripper. 204 00:22:44,539 --> 00:22:45,206 You know us? 205 00:22:45,873 --> 00:22:49,376 We know everything. We know that Serpentor has 206 00:22:49,543 --> 00:22:53,713 been captured by G. I. Joe, and you must rescue him. 207 00:22:54,380 --> 00:22:56,715 Ride the Joes? Are you balmy? 208 00:22:57,382 --> 00:22:59,384 We don't know who you are or where you 209 00:22:59,552 --> 00:23:01,386 come from or even what side you're on. 210 00:23:02,054 --> 00:23:04,722 Why should we risk our necks on your behalf? 211 00:23:06,057 --> 00:23:08,725 Does this answer your question? 212 00:23:10,894 --> 00:23:18,067 A gem of that size answers... all my questions. 213 00:23:28,576 --> 00:23:32,579 Twenty-four hours, and zip from Roadblock and his unit! 214 00:23:32,913 --> 00:23:35,748 They're smart and tough. No reason to write 'em off yet. 215 00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:39,752 Agreed, but who's gonna take their place if Cobra hits us now? 216 00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:43,088 We've got the B.E.T. and Serpentor, General Hawk. 217 00:23:43,254 --> 00:23:45,424 The Fang Gang's bound to take a whack at 'em. 218 00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:48,092 And we'll need all the Joes we can get to whack back. 219 00:23:48,759 --> 00:23:50,761 What if I lead a search party after Roadblock's unit? 220 00:23:51,262 --> 00:23:55,265 Okay. Find 'em and bring 'em back. I'll have the B.E.T. 221 00:23:55,298 --> 00:23:58,101 transferred to a maximum security station while you're away. 222 00:23:58,434 --> 00:23:59,936 Yo Joe! 223 00:24:02,271 --> 00:24:04,606 Sir, I've already ordered Beach Head to fast-forward 224 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:06,108 the training of our new recruits. 225 00:24:06,441 --> 00:24:08,442 The sooner they graduate, the sooner they can fight. 226 00:24:08,776 --> 00:24:10,111 That's easier said than done. 227 00:24:11,279 --> 00:24:12,613 First they've got to survive Beach Head. 228 00:24:13,614 --> 00:24:18,451 Attention! I want a stone-cold, righteous attention! 229 00:24:19,452 --> 00:24:20,452 Your chin is down! 230 00:24:21,787 --> 00:24:22,954 Your chest out! 231 00:24:23,622 --> 00:24:24,623 Your gut in! 232 00:24:25,957 --> 00:24:27,125 Your face mean! 233 00:24:28,293 --> 00:24:31,629 'Cause you are rough, tough, fightin' machines! 234 00:24:32,463 --> 00:24:34,131 Thank you. It's a real pleasure to 235 00:24:34,164 --> 00:24:36,466 see that one o' you's a real trooper. 236 00:24:36,633 --> 00:24:39,969 De nada, man. Let's look sharp, eh, compadres? 237 00:24:40,636 --> 00:24:42,304 That better, sweetheart? 238 00:24:42,471 --> 00:24:44,473 Don't you call me sweetheart. 239 00:24:44,973 --> 00:24:47,475 You six Rawhides, you're gonna learn soldierin', 240 00:24:47,509 --> 00:24:49,811 and... hey, there's only five of you. 241 00:24:49,977 --> 00:24:52,980 Where is that gold-plated goof-off, Lieutenant Falcon? 242 00:24:53,314 --> 00:24:54,148 Terrific question. 243 00:24:55,149 --> 00:24:56,816 Man said he had some errands to do. 244 00:24:56,983 --> 00:24:59,986 Go to the tailor, wallpaper his footlocker, weird stuff. 245 00:25:01,654 --> 00:25:03,155 I think he had a date or somethin' 246 00:25:03,322 --> 00:25:08,826 Atten-hut! Now, I'm gonna see what you Rawhides are really made of! 247 00:25:11,496 --> 00:25:14,832 You two Rawhides'll love this little training exercise. 248 00:25:15,165 --> 00:25:18,001 All you gotta do is get from here to there 249 00:25:18,168 --> 00:25:22,004 and ring that bell. But watch out for surprises. 250 00:25:22,172 --> 00:25:24,173 Big deal. I got kicked outta kindergartens 251 00:25:24,206 --> 00:25:25,508 with tougher playgrounds than this. 252 00:25:26,008 --> 00:25:28,343 Cut the macho, Tunnel Rat! Now do it! 253 00:25:41,188 --> 00:25:42,522 All right! 254 00:25:48,861 --> 00:25:50,361 Big Lob makes his move! 255 00:26:01,205 --> 00:26:02,872 Big Lob goes for the gold! 256 00:26:06,709 --> 00:26:07,209 Whoa! 257 00:26:10,212 --> 00:26:12,380 He cuts cross-court, sidestepping the opposition. 258 00:26:19,053 --> 00:26:20,721 He executes a perfect ten dive! 259 00:26:21,888 --> 00:26:25,058 The goal line is in sight! 260 00:26:26,726 --> 00:26:28,060 He breaks free near the end zone! 261 00:26:32,564 --> 00:26:35,566 Takes out the defense and lays down the long bomb! 262 00:26:36,401 --> 00:26:38,736 It's lookin' good! Rim shot! 263 00:26:39,903 --> 00:26:42,072 Will it drop in? Yes! 264 00:26:50,246 --> 00:26:51,913 The Big Lob scores, 265 00:26:52,748 --> 00:26:54,916 and the crowd goes bananas! 266 00:26:56,751 --> 00:26:59,253 The crowd ain't the only thing that's goin' bananas! 267 00:27:05,592 --> 00:27:06,593 Front and center, Law! 268 00:27:06,926 --> 00:27:10,596 Somewhere in this village is a time bomb set to go off in five minutes. 269 00:27:10,930 --> 00:27:12,598 Find it and dispose of it. 270 00:27:12,764 --> 00:27:13,765 No problem, Beach Head. 271 00:27:19,771 --> 00:27:21,605 What's that bow-wow doin' here? 272 00:27:21,939 --> 00:27:23,107 This is my dog, Order. 273 00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:25,775 He's trained to sniff out explosives. Order, seek. 274 00:27:25,942 --> 00:27:27,944 This is supposed to be your test, Law! 275 00:27:28,277 --> 00:27:29,946 Eh, Law & Order is a team, man. 276 00:27:30,279 --> 00:27:32,114 He finds the bombs, I drive the car. 277 00:27:32,281 --> 00:27:33,949 We tried it the other way, but it didn't work. 278 00:27:49,462 --> 00:27:50,463 C'mere, boy! 279 00:27:50,630 --> 00:27:52,131 But he's bringin' the bomb back! 280 00:27:52,632 --> 00:27:55,300 Get outta here! Gimme that! 281 00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:10,814 Ahh! Let go, ya dumb dog! 282 00:28:13,316 --> 00:28:17,485 Order, give it to me. Good fella. 283 00:28:17,819 --> 00:28:18,987 Get rid o' that thing! 284 00:28:21,489 --> 00:28:22,824 He thought you were playing, Beach Head. 285 00:28:23,157 --> 00:28:24,158 He's usually quite obedient. 286 00:28:24,659 --> 00:28:26,994 I hope you BOTH get fleas! 287 00:28:33,165 --> 00:28:35,835 All right, Chuckles, the object o' this exercise is simple. 288 00:28:36,168 --> 00:28:38,837 Draw a bead on that HISS and blow it to kingdom come. 289 00:28:43,007 --> 00:28:46,343 Chuckles, wake up! You gotta get it before it gets you! 290 00:28:48,012 --> 00:28:49,346 Hey! 291 00:28:51,681 --> 00:28:53,182 What are you doin'? 292 00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:08,862 Next time, Chuckles, use the rocket launcher. 293 00:29:14,868 --> 00:29:17,370 Jinx, why aren't you dueling Lieutenant Falcon? 294 00:29:18,537 --> 00:29:21,539 He didn't show. Guess he was too chicken to take me on. 295 00:29:21,707 --> 00:29:24,376 Either that or he heard you're one bad-luck lady. 296 00:29:26,377 --> 00:29:27,211 Who says so? 297 00:29:27,378 --> 00:29:30,714 Everybody. The word is when you're around, things go wrong. 298 00:29:31,215 --> 00:29:33,717 Yeah, well, they usually turn out right in the end. 299 00:29:33,884 --> 00:29:36,052 What in blue blazes are you doin'? 300 00:29:37,386 --> 00:29:39,555 Sparring. Any problem with that? 301 00:29:39,721 --> 00:29:41,891 Yeah. Your eyes. Keep 'em open! 302 00:29:42,057 --> 00:29:42,558 But I... 303 00:29:42,724 --> 00:29:44,225 Mouth closed, eyes open! 304 00:29:44,726 --> 00:29:45,393 Yes, sir! 305 00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:47,228 And don't call me sir! 306 00:29:59,071 --> 00:30:04,743 Hmph. Pathetic. Don't bother to unpack. You ain't stayin' here long. 307 00:30:05,744 --> 00:30:08,413 Care to try it again, my way? 308 00:30:08,746 --> 00:30:11,248 As my blind ninja master used to say, 309 00:30:13,417 --> 00:30:16,586 the keenest eye is that which looks inward. 310 00:30:31,432 --> 00:30:32,266 See what I mean? 311 00:30:36,103 --> 00:30:40,106 Are you sure it's safe? Why, just thinkin' about Serpentor 312 00:30:40,139 --> 00:30:44,777 bein' locked up in here gives me goosebumps all over my body. 313 00:30:49,948 --> 00:30:51,115 Don't worry about it, Heather. 314 00:30:52,116 --> 00:30:54,118 When you're lucky enough to have Lieutenant Falcon 315 00:30:54,285 --> 00:30:58,454 for a guide, you have nothing to fear but... Falcon himself. 316 00:30:58,788 --> 00:31:02,124 Don't try spookin' me, Falcon I'm scared enough as it is. 317 00:31:02,791 --> 00:31:04,460 C'mon. You can relax with me. 318 00:31:05,127 --> 00:31:06,795 Now, you see those tech manuals over there? 319 00:31:07,463 --> 00:31:09,464 Now just suppose those were Cobra creeps. 320 00:31:10,131 --> 00:31:10,965 Look out! 321 00:31:13,467 --> 00:31:15,969 Ooh, do it again Falcon, please. 322 00:31:17,137 --> 00:31:19,138 Watch this: over my shoulder. 323 00:31:21,975 --> 00:31:24,477 Duke! What are you doing here? 324 00:31:24,810 --> 00:31:27,479 My duty, which is more than you seem able to do. 325 00:31:27,979 --> 00:31:31,483 Didn't it occur to you that a military prison was no place for a date? 326 00:31:31,649 --> 00:31:33,484 I thought you said you were in charge. 327 00:31:34,151 --> 00:31:36,320 A camera? You let her bring a camera in here? 328 00:31:36,487 --> 00:31:37,487 I'm taking that film. 329 00:31:38,155 --> 00:31:38,989 I, I didn't know. 330 00:31:39,823 --> 00:31:42,492 Mellow out. She didn't take any pictures. 331 00:31:42,992 --> 00:31:46,161 Film AND visitors are forbidden here, Lieutenant Falcon. 332 00:31:46,495 --> 00:31:48,497 You're supposed to be aware of those regulations! 333 00:31:48,997 --> 00:31:50,999 I'll take the lady elsewhere, SIR! 334 00:31:51,333 --> 00:31:54,335 C'mon, babe, this is starting to get BORING. 335 00:31:54,669 --> 00:31:56,837 I'll show you boring, mister! 336 00:31:57,838 --> 00:32:00,841 Jinx, escort this young lady off the base,.on the double! 337 00:32:01,341 --> 00:32:03,676 Right, Duke. Let's go, Goldilocks. 338 00:32:04,010 --> 00:32:06,345 I had a wonderful time, Falcon! 339 00:32:08,013 --> 00:32:12,851 That Falcon is such a hunk! I'm talkin' major league gorgeous. 340 00:32:13,351 --> 00:32:17,355 But I'm not tellin' you anything you don't already know, am I? 341 00:32:17,521 --> 00:32:20,357 As a matter of fact, I did have kind of a date with Falcon, 342 00:32:20,857 --> 00:32:23,026 but I doubt he's gonna have much time for 343 00:32:23,060 --> 00:32:25,027 socializing with either of us from here on. 344 00:32:25,695 --> 00:32:27,363 Now make like an amoeba and split. 345 00:32:27,696 --> 00:32:28,697 Toodleoo! 346 00:32:32,534 --> 00:32:35,370 You're dangerously close to insubordination, mister! 347 00:32:35,537 --> 00:32:37,705 And you're over the line on military protocol! 348 00:32:38,205 --> 00:32:39,874 I'm an officer and I'm pullin' rank! 349 00:32:40,374 --> 00:32:41,208 HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! 350 00:32:42,376 --> 00:32:46,545 The only thing you're pulling is guard duty until I say otherwise! 351 00:33:05,729 --> 00:33:07,063 Takin' a dip, love? 352 00:33:12,734 --> 00:33:15,403 Zarana! I didn't know it was you! 353 00:33:16,737 --> 00:33:21,742 Neatly done, sister. I trust your mission was equally well executed? 354 00:33:22,076 --> 00:33:26,246 Duke took the film in my camera, but not in my earrings. 355 00:33:28,748 --> 00:33:33,085 We'll soon know everything we need to penetrate the Joes' stockade. 356 00:33:36,921 --> 00:33:39,924 Blimey! It's a bloomin' sea monster! 357 00:33:43,260 --> 00:33:45,095 Excellent, Zarana. You have done well. 358 00:33:46,096 --> 00:33:51,434 We shall use your information to free my lord Serpentor, tonight. 359 00:33:57,939 --> 00:34:00,275 I'm gettin' a nasty little feelin' like a train's comin' in 360 00:34:00,308 --> 00:34:03,277 and I'm gonna be under it. Know what I mean, GUNG-HO. 361 00:34:03,777 --> 00:34:06,947 Yeah, we're all antsy tonight, Alpine, but don't sweat it. 362 00:34:08,114 --> 00:34:10,950 That new kid, Lieutenant Falcon, is guardin' our outer perimeter. 363 00:34:11,618 --> 00:34:13,952 If anyone's dumb enough to try anything, they've got to get 364 00:34:13,986 --> 00:34:18,289 past him first. I figure he'll give us all the warning we need. 365 00:34:30,133 --> 00:34:31,968 Nice legs for a grease monkey, soldier. 366 00:34:32,468 --> 00:34:33,302 Falcon! 367 00:34:34,303 --> 00:34:35,638 Want me to kiss it and make it better? 368 00:34:36,638 --> 00:34:38,974 Consider this motor pool enemy territory. 369 00:34:39,308 --> 00:34:41,143 You're supposed to be happy to see me, Jinx. 370 00:34:41,309 --> 00:34:43,645 And you're supposed to be on guard duty. 371 00:34:45,146 --> 00:34:46,480 Oh, it's Heather isn't it. 372 00:34:48,148 --> 00:34:51,318 When I explain about her, you're gonna feel so silly, you... 373 00:34:51,484 --> 00:34:53,653 Stow it, Falcon. I'm allergic to baloney. 374 00:34:53,820 --> 00:34:55,321 You should be guarding Serpentor. 375 00:34:55,655 --> 00:34:57,656 Don't sweat it. Nobody could even get close 376 00:34:57,690 --> 00:35:00,158 to the stockade without an I.D. bracelet. 377 00:35:02,827 --> 00:35:04,496 And even if they faked the bracelet, 378 00:35:04,996 --> 00:35:07,498 the pene-plastic shield would stop 'em cold. 379 00:35:17,006 --> 00:35:20,175 But, for the sake of argument, suppose our mythical intruders 380 00:35:20,208 --> 00:35:22,510 did make it all the way to Serpentor's cell block. 381 00:35:22,844 --> 00:35:23,678 Yeah... 382 00:35:24,178 --> 00:35:25,346 They'd still have to blast 383 00:35:25,380 --> 00:35:27,848 through a couple o' yards of super-hard concrete. 384 00:35:28,015 --> 00:35:28,682 Uh-huh. 385 00:35:28,849 --> 00:35:31,351 Then they'd have to get past three of our best guys. 386 00:35:35,188 --> 00:35:39,191 It's not just unlikely, it's impossible. 387 00:35:47,031 --> 00:35:49,867 The alarm circuit's been cut! How are you at splicing! 388 00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,202 Nothin' like a little on-the-job trainin'! 389 00:35:56,706 --> 00:35:58,374 He must not reconnect that alarm! 390 00:36:09,217 --> 00:36:10,217 Gung-Ho, watch out! 391 00:36:22,395 --> 00:36:23,395 Keep slicing. 392 00:36:31,068 --> 00:36:34,405 No, it can't be! Oh, brother, you are bad luck! 393 00:36:34,738 --> 00:36:37,073 Hey, you're not exactly a rabbit's foot yourself. 394 00:36:47,582 --> 00:36:50,251 After them! Deploy the Recon Sleds! 395 00:37:06,264 --> 00:37:11,102 Falcon! Take a good look at what your irresponsibility cost us! 396 00:37:11,436 --> 00:37:15,105 Because YOU deserted your post, the enemy force was able to 397 00:37:15,139 --> 00:37:19,275 penetrate security, free Serpentor, and injure three good men! 398 00:37:20,277 --> 00:37:22,779 You're confined to quarters until court martial! 399 00:37:23,612 --> 00:37:25,113 Get him out of my sight! 400 00:38:14,989 --> 00:38:16,991 Even their Air Force is ugly! 401 00:38:25,164 --> 00:38:27,166 Prepare the path of the steem. 402 00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:56,691 I, Serpentor, emperor of Cobra, salute you, most noble one. 403 00:38:57,692 --> 00:39:00,194 Pythona tells me I owe you my freedom. 404 00:39:00,694 --> 00:39:02,529 Your freedom and your life. 405 00:39:03,697 --> 00:39:09,535 Know that I am Golobulus, supreme ruler of this kingdom of Cobra-La. 406 00:39:10,035 --> 00:39:13,038 It was I who created you, Serpentor. 407 00:39:13,539 --> 00:39:14,706 You are mine! 408 00:39:15,039 --> 00:39:18,376 No! Serpentor is the product of my genetic engineering! 409 00:39:18,876 --> 00:39:19,711 Silence, Doctor. 410 00:39:20,044 --> 00:39:21,712 But we combed the tombs of history's 411 00:39:21,745 --> 00:39:24,047 most powerful leaders for DNA! 412 00:39:24,381 --> 00:39:26,883 Didn't it ever occur to you that such a brilliant plan 413 00:39:26,917 --> 00:39:30,719 was beyond the capacity of even your fine intelligence? 414 00:39:31,053 --> 00:39:31,721 But it... 415 00:39:32,221 --> 00:39:34,223 You perceive the facts correctly, Destro. 416 00:39:35,056 --> 00:39:39,394 I implanted the idea and skill in Doctor Mindbender's 417 00:39:39,427 --> 00:39:41,729 rather pedestrian brain with this, 418 00:39:42,563 --> 00:39:44,064 a psychic motivator. 419 00:39:44,231 --> 00:39:47,066 I offer you my most enthusiastic obedience. 420 00:39:47,401 --> 00:39:48,401 And we too! 421 00:39:48,901 --> 00:39:51,070 Then, so say we all. 422 00:39:51,738 --> 00:39:54,240 It is our greater destiny that concerns me now. 423 00:39:54,739 --> 00:39:57,075 Where is the Broadcast Energy Transmitter? 424 00:39:57,742 --> 00:40:01,746 I was unable to capture it, but I shall not fail you again, my lord. 425 00:40:02,079 --> 00:40:04,081 Let's hope not, Serpentor. 426 00:40:04,915 --> 00:40:06,082 I would hate to lose you. 427 00:40:06,750 --> 00:40:10,419 However, you will have other opportunities to serve me. 428 00:40:17,593 --> 00:40:20,762 First, a graver matter lies before us... 429 00:40:24,264 --> 00:40:26,934 The trial of Cobra Commander! 430 00:40:28,101 --> 00:40:31,604 Lieutenant Falcon, I can't understand how an arrogant misfit 431 00:40:31,638 --> 00:40:34,273 like you got into this outfit in the first place! 432 00:40:34,607 --> 00:40:35,775 They gonna shoot Falcon? 433 00:40:36,108 --> 00:40:38,443 Not now. This is just a preliminary hearing. 434 00:40:38,777 --> 00:40:41,946 Three good men injured, Serpentor freed by some 435 00:40:41,979 --> 00:40:45,116 bizarre, new enemy, all because you can't obey orders! 436 00:40:45,449 --> 00:40:48,285 Your record is a shameful parade of insubordination 437 00:40:48,318 --> 00:40:49,953 and gross dereliction of duty. 438 00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:53,456 We searched your file, in the hope of finding some act 439 00:40:53,489 --> 00:40:58,126 of merit to offset the maximum penalty. We found... none. 440 00:40:58,460 --> 00:41:01,630 If it please the court, I ask that the defendant be spared. 441 00:41:02,297 --> 00:41:03,465 On what grounds? 442 00:41:04,799 --> 00:41:06,300 Duke, don't. 443 00:41:09,970 --> 00:41:12,806 I just know underneath it all there's a Joe worth saving. 444 00:41:14,140 --> 00:41:15,641 Falcon is my half-brother. 445 00:41:17,977 --> 00:41:21,647 We should confer on this. Duke, remove the defendant. 446 00:41:22,647 --> 00:41:24,315 Don't do me any more favors, Duke. 447 00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:27,485 You've done more than enough already. big brother. 448 00:41:28,318 --> 00:41:29,820 Falcon, Duke's trying to help. 449 00:41:30,153 --> 00:41:32,990 How? By bustin' my chops every chance he gets? 450 00:41:33,156 --> 00:41:35,158 I promised our mother I'd keep an eye on him. 451 00:41:35,324 --> 00:41:37,159 Maybe I shouldn't have taken the job. 452 00:41:37,994 --> 00:41:39,661 He did the crime, he oughta do the time! 453 00:41:39,995 --> 00:41:42,831 Yeah. Now you might get penalized for his screw-ups. 454 00:41:43,331 --> 00:41:45,333 Hey! Nobody's gonna take the rap for me! 455 00:41:45,667 --> 00:41:47,668 I don't need your help anymore, Duke! 456 00:41:48,335 --> 00:41:49,337 Get outta my life! 457 00:41:50,337 --> 00:41:51,171 Show time. 458 00:41:52,672 --> 00:41:55,842 Lieutenant Falcon, it is the judgment of this tribunal 459 00:41:55,875 --> 00:41:58,344 that you not be boundover for court martial. 460 00:41:59,512 --> 00:42:02,681 But you still must answer for the serious charges against you. 461 00:42:03,682 --> 00:42:07,185 Falcon, you're gonna learn what it means to be a Joe even if it kills you. 462 00:42:07,852 --> 00:42:10,021 I'm sending you to the Slaughterhouse. 463 00:42:14,024 --> 00:42:16,693 You have no jurisdiction over me! 464 00:42:17,527 --> 00:42:20,362 Release me at once or face my wrath! 465 00:42:20,863 --> 00:42:22,031 I promise I'll... 466 00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:28,703 Be silent... or be silenced! 467 00:42:30,037 --> 00:42:36,876 I'll... I am always prepared to listen to reason, most honored sire. 468 00:42:37,043 --> 00:42:40,379 'Ey, Zartan, why all this legal-fegal palaver? 469 00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:43,215 Yeah, if they wanna trash old Chrome Dome, 470 00:42:43,248 --> 00:42:44,717 why don't they just get on with it? 471 00:42:44,883 --> 00:42:50,221 Because, Dreadnoks, we are civilized, and a great wrong 472 00:42:50,388 --> 00:42:54,558 has been by inflicted upon Cobra-La by Cobra Commander. 473 00:42:55,225 --> 00:42:57,394 That wrong must be avenged 474 00:42:57,727 --> 00:43:00,229 in accordance with our ancient tradition. 475 00:43:04,233 --> 00:43:08,069 Let the web of remembrance tell the tale! 476 00:43:09,737 --> 00:43:15,742 Forty thousand years ago, the glory of Cobra-La dominated this planet. 477 00:43:16,076 --> 00:43:20,413 But an age of ice destroyed much of what we had built, 478 00:43:20,747 --> 00:43:24,917 and with it began the time of the barbarians. 479 00:43:28,086 --> 00:43:31,589 Surprisingly, they evolved. 480 00:43:32,089 --> 00:43:35,259 If you ask me, some of them did not evolve. 481 00:43:38,095 --> 00:43:41,597 Gradually, they mastered a technology based 482 00:43:42,265 --> 00:43:45,434 on inorganic, lifeless substances. 483 00:43:45,768 --> 00:43:50,272 Their culture was a travesty of our own noble ways, 484 00:43:51,273 --> 00:43:53,941 and a threat to our very existence. 485 00:43:54,775 --> 00:43:57,944 We retreated to preserve our ways 486 00:43:58,111 --> 00:44:02,448 and await an opportunity to reclaim the earth. 487 00:44:03,449 --> 00:44:04,950 Generations passed... 488 00:44:05,617 --> 00:44:10,789 And then, a brilliant young nobleman came to my attention. 489 00:44:22,632 --> 00:44:25,968 Even though disfigured by a laboratory accident... 490 00:44:26,969 --> 00:44:28,637 he was my choice... 491 00:44:28,971 --> 00:44:32,474 to go into the world and raise a mighty army, 492 00:44:32,974 --> 00:44:37,311 and to destroy the so-called human civilization 493 00:44:37,644 --> 00:44:39,980 which had driven us into exile. 494 00:44:40,481 --> 00:44:41,481 You were my hope, 495 00:44:42,983 --> 00:44:44,151 Cobra Commander, 496 00:44:44,484 --> 00:44:48,821 and you failed me... miserably! 497 00:44:49,321 --> 00:44:50,489 I was betrayed! 498 00:44:50,822 --> 00:44:52,157 My troops lack courage! 499 00:44:52,491 --> 00:44:54,159 It was not my fault! 500 00:44:54,326 --> 00:44:55,826 You failed! 501 00:44:55,994 --> 00:44:56,661 No! 502 00:44:56,828 --> 00:45:01,331 Your precious creation Serpentor defiled your dreams of conquest! 503 00:45:01,999 --> 00:45:05,502 Destroy him I say! Destroy him! 504 00:45:18,846 --> 00:45:22,016 Behold, the culmination of centuries! 505 00:45:22,349 --> 00:45:26,519 The ultimate fruit of hypergenetic manipulation, 506 00:45:27,020 --> 00:45:30,356 a weapon no enemy can withstand! 507 00:45:32,191 --> 00:45:36,528 In several hours, these magnificent fungusoids 508 00:45:37,195 --> 00:45:42,533 will mature and launch hundreds of giant pods into orbit. 509 00:45:47,037 --> 00:45:49,872 The pods will contain spores, 510 00:45:50,039 --> 00:45:54,710 and the spores will degenerate all organisms they touch, 511 00:45:55,210 --> 00:45:59,714 mutating them into primitive, incompetent life forms. 512 00:46:03,884 --> 00:46:08,555 When the pods ripen, they will burst... and shower the earth with 513 00:46:08,588 --> 00:46:15,560 enough spores to reduce the entire human race into mindless beasts. 514 00:46:20,231 --> 00:46:24,735 Only those beneath Cobra-La's ice dome will be spared. 515 00:46:26,403 --> 00:46:30,907 But the pods will not ripen in freezing space, without energy... 516 00:46:31,741 --> 00:46:33,909 and that is why I must have... 517 00:46:34,410 --> 00:46:37,412 The Broadcast Energy Transmitter! Of course! 518 00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:41,082 Fool! You haven't got the B.E.T.! 519 00:46:41,582 --> 00:46:43,585 You don't even know where it is! 520 00:46:43,918 --> 00:46:45,919 Your plan is laughable! 521 00:46:46,087 --> 00:46:48,421 But your punishment will not be. 522 00:46:48,755 --> 00:46:51,424 Punishment? What about my trial? 523 00:46:51,925 --> 00:46:53,593 It's over, and the verdict 524 00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:57,763 is guilty-guilty of the one unforgiveable crime: 525 00:46:58,263 --> 00:46:59,264 failure! 526 00:47:01,933 --> 00:47:05,936 No! No! Not the spores! 527 00:47:06,603 --> 00:47:08,605 I'm a citizen of Cobra-La! 528 00:47:09,773 --> 00:47:11,775 NOT THE SPORES! 529 00:47:20,616 --> 00:47:27,121 No! Nooo... ooo... ooo... 530 00:47:27,454 --> 00:47:28,956 Ooh, how bizarre! 531 00:47:32,292 --> 00:47:34,794 Nemesis Enforcer, throw this worthless 532 00:47:34,828 --> 00:47:37,296 sewage into the Abyss of Oblivion. 533 00:47:38,797 --> 00:47:41,132 No, put him in with the Joe prisoners, 534 00:47:41,166 --> 00:47:43,635 so they can see the fate which awaits them. 535 00:47:43,969 --> 00:47:44,969 I like that. 536 00:47:45,303 --> 00:47:47,138 It's poetic in its simplicity. 537 00:47:47,471 --> 00:47:50,974 A trifle melodramatic, but... 538 00:47:51,642 --> 00:47:54,811 Nemesis Enforcer, take him away. 539 00:48:01,650 --> 00:48:02,984 Yee-haw! 540 00:48:03,485 --> 00:48:04,819 There it is, Lift-Ticket! 541 00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:07,155 Sure don't look cozy down there! 542 00:48:07,655 --> 00:48:10,991 I dont' think Falcon is supposed to enjoy himself, Wild Bill. 543 00:48:11,158 --> 00:48:14,161 Gung-Ho, Alpine, and Bazooka aren't exactly enjoyin' 544 00:48:14,193 --> 00:48:15,328 their hospital stay. 545 00:48:19,332 --> 00:48:20,832 Put it on, smart guy! 546 00:48:23,001 --> 00:48:25,170 What for? We're in the middle o' nowhere. whooo! 547 00:48:25,337 --> 00:48:27,339 Which is right where you belong! 548 00:49:06,204 --> 00:49:06,538 Cobra? 549 00:49:18,548 --> 00:49:20,383 Look what dropped in on us, brothers: 550 00:49:20,717 --> 00:49:24,053 a hundred and seventy pounds of air pollution! 551 00:49:25,221 --> 00:49:28,223 I've seen putty with more backbone! 552 00:49:29,390 --> 00:49:33,060 I do not like his face. Let us remove it, yes? 553 00:49:45,571 --> 00:49:46,905 At ease, disease! 554 00:49:50,074 --> 00:49:51,242 I've been expecting you. 555 00:49:52,410 --> 00:49:56,914 My name is Sergeant Slaughter, special drill instructor for GI Joe. 556 00:49:58,582 --> 00:50:01,251 That's terrific, Sarge, but I'm tryin' to cut down on 557 00:50:01,284 --> 00:50:03,753 the chicken sweat just now, so if you'll excuse me... 558 00:50:04,087 --> 00:50:06,088 You're goin' nowhere, space case. 559 00:50:06,922 --> 00:50:09,591 You're here because you're an industrial-strength foul-up! 560 00:50:09,925 --> 00:50:13,261 My job is to whip you into shape, and I'm talkin' whip! 561 00:50:13,595 --> 00:50:15,763 There's only two ways outta my command: 562 00:50:16,097 --> 00:50:23,770 on your feet like a man, or in a ditty bag--an itty, bitty ditty bag! Got it? 563 00:50:24,103 --> 00:50:24,770 Yes, Sir! 564 00:50:24,938 --> 00:50:25,605 thats better! 565 00:50:26,272 --> 00:50:28,273 Now straighten up and meet the Renegades. 566 00:50:28,774 --> 00:50:30,275 They're not real dependable yet, 567 00:50:30,442 --> 00:50:32,944 but when I get through with 'em, what're you gonna be? 568 00:50:33,278 --> 00:50:33,945 Perfect! 569 00:50:34,445 --> 00:50:36,447 That's right, per-fect! 570 00:50:36,948 --> 00:50:40,283 Say hello to Mercer, ex-Cobra Viper who's seen the light. 571 00:50:43,286 --> 00:50:46,789 Red Dog, booted out of pro football for unnecessary roughness. 572 00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:56,464 And Taurus, a circus acrobat with a few loose bats in his big top. 573 00:50:57,131 --> 00:50:58,966 Uh, hi, guys. 574 00:51:05,638 --> 00:51:10,476 Okay, now that we're all close friends , let's head for the Slaughterhouse. 575 00:51:10,810 --> 00:51:12,811 Grab your gear and start hot-footin' it. 576 00:51:13,144 --> 00:51:17,148 If you're gonna be there in time for breakfast, it's a long haul. 577 00:51:17,649 --> 00:51:18,649 You expect me to walk? 578 00:51:19,150 --> 00:51:22,820 No, you can run! Yo Joe! 579 00:51:44,504 --> 00:51:47,340 Save my bones for Davy Jones! 580 00:51:47,507 --> 00:51:48,841 He gives me chills. 581 00:51:49,008 --> 00:51:50,175 What'd they do to him? 582 00:51:51,010 --> 00:51:52,511 He looks... inhuman! 583 00:51:52,678 --> 00:51:54,847 Forget that, man, remember the plan! 584 00:51:55,180 --> 00:51:57,015 When the guards open the gates, we're gone. 585 00:52:10,193 --> 00:52:13,696 now... Yo Joe! Let's go! 586 00:52:23,370 --> 00:52:26,039 Wait for me! 587 00:52:28,375 --> 00:52:31,544 The world will soon be ours, great Golobulus! 588 00:52:32,045 --> 00:52:34,880 May your deeds match your words, Serpentor. 589 00:52:36,548 --> 00:52:37,549 The Joes are escaping! 590 00:52:38,049 --> 00:52:39,384 We must destroy them! 591 00:52:39,717 --> 00:52:44,055 You will find Cobra-La is prepared to handle all contingencies, 592 00:52:44,221 --> 00:52:45,723 my impetuous friend. 593 00:52:48,225 --> 00:52:51,227 This way out! Yo Joe! 594 00:52:56,565 --> 00:52:58,733 Stop! It's a trap! 595 00:52:59,067 --> 00:53:00,568 Get outta my face! 596 00:53:01,069 --> 00:53:02,737 No! Look! 597 00:53:27,091 --> 00:53:30,927 You see, Serpentor, there is no escape from Cobra-La. 598 00:53:31,427 --> 00:53:32,429 My buddies! 599 00:53:32,762 --> 00:53:35,097 There's nothing you can do to save them! 600 00:53:36,766 --> 00:53:40,268 Wait! I know another way out of Cobra-La. 601 00:53:40,602 --> 00:53:43,438 You can save yourself and fight again. 602 00:53:43,938 --> 00:53:47,107 So what's your fee? Snakes don't give for free. 603 00:53:47,441 --> 00:53:48,776 Take me with you! 604 00:53:53,613 --> 00:53:54,614 We got a bargain. 605 00:53:55,114 --> 00:53:57,283 But play it straight, or there's no doubt 606 00:53:57,616 --> 00:54:00,952 I'll turn your eyeballs inside-out. 607 00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:01,954 This way. 608 00:54:12,295 --> 00:54:14,965 Nemesis Enforcer, dispose of them. 609 00:54:27,642 --> 00:54:28,476 Don't look! 610 00:54:29,810 --> 00:54:30,978 my eyes 611 00:54:38,484 --> 00:54:39,652 I can't see! 612 00:54:39,985 --> 00:54:43,155 I'll be your eyes! Run! 613 00:54:47,826 --> 00:54:49,661 Not that way! To the left! 614 00:54:50,494 --> 00:54:53,330 Now turn! No, straight ahead! 615 00:55:19,352 --> 00:55:20,686 Beautiful! 616 00:55:21,020 --> 00:55:24,356 So begins the dawn of our invincibility. 617 00:55:27,526 --> 00:55:31,029 Forward! Our mission is not complete 618 00:55:31,195 --> 00:55:35,032 until we return with the Broadcast Energy Transmitter! 619 00:55:44,706 --> 00:55:47,042 Useless! All useless! 620 00:55:47,376 --> 00:55:48,710 C'mon! Snap out of it! 621 00:55:49,210 --> 00:55:51,379 Neither of us'll make it if you don't hang together! 622 00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:55,382 I was once a man! A man! 623 00:55:56,383 --> 00:55:57,050 I can't see, 624 00:55:58,719 --> 00:56:03,389 but I can still... hey, this is your faceplate. 625 00:56:03,556 --> 00:56:08,894 Was my mask, just as I was once a man! 626 00:56:11,062 --> 00:56:15,066 I don't like that crazy sound. Tell me, dude, what's goin' down? 627 00:56:15,399 --> 00:56:18,902 The beginning of the end of human civilization, 628 00:56:19,236 --> 00:56:22,072 unless you warn G. I. Joe in time. 629 00:56:22,572 --> 00:56:24,073 Then let's move it! 630 00:56:26,575 --> 00:56:29,578 Straight ahead, a mountain path! 631 00:56:30,746 --> 00:56:33,748 That's it! Faster! Faster! 632 00:56:55,934 --> 00:56:58,436 Sorry you missed breakfast, Falcon (burp), 633 00:56:59,770 --> 00:57:01,605 but that's what happens when you're outta shape. 634 00:57:02,105 --> 00:57:04,440 Maybe a little K.P.'ll help you get the lead out. 635 00:57:10,278 --> 00:57:11,780 Jump, yardbird! 636 00:57:13,281 --> 00:57:15,450 You're going to work till you wish you were dead, 637 00:57:15,783 --> 00:57:18,786 and then keep goin', 'cause you're afraid if you don't, 638 00:57:19,287 --> 00:57:20,621 I won't let you die! 639 00:57:22,456 --> 00:57:25,625 I can't believe Flint hasn't found a trace of Roadblock's unit. 640 00:57:25,792 --> 00:57:28,460 The Himalayas are a big hunk of geography, Sergeant, 641 00:57:28,628 --> 00:57:30,129 but we can't wait any longer. 642 00:57:30,629 --> 00:57:32,798 I want you to infiltrate the Terror Drome and see 643 00:57:32,831 --> 00:57:34,967 if Cobra knows what happened to Roadblock's men. 644 00:57:35,133 --> 00:57:37,301 Uh, how's Falcon doing? 645 00:57:37,469 --> 00:57:38,636 I'm lookin' at him. 646 00:57:39,136 --> 00:57:42,473 It's too soon to tell yet, but I think the kid's got potential. 647 00:57:42,639 --> 00:57:45,308 And by the way, I won't tell him you asked. 648 00:57:48,812 --> 00:57:49,812 Dinner already? 649 00:57:50,312 --> 00:57:51,981 Unless you like snakeburgers. 650 00:57:52,481 --> 00:57:55,651 We're gonna infiltrate the Terror Drome no Cobra Island. 651 00:57:55,984 --> 00:57:56,985 That's suicide! 652 00:57:57,652 --> 00:58:00,822 Yes. Horoscope say is bad day to travel. 653 00:58:01,322 --> 00:58:03,824 Think of it as an extra-rough training exercise. 654 00:58:05,492 --> 00:58:08,661 Training, huh? Then why don't we leave our weapons behind 655 00:58:08,828 --> 00:58:10,329 and make it really educational? 656 00:58:10,663 --> 00:58:12,331 Now that's what I call a challenge. 657 00:58:12,832 --> 00:58:14,500 No weapons! Let's move out! 658 00:58:17,669 --> 00:58:21,506 Cobra will never think of looking for the B.E.T. in a civilian security lab. 659 00:58:21,839 --> 00:58:22,840 Let's hope not. 660 00:58:23,341 --> 00:58:26,176 Anyway, it'll be safer here until our missing buddies return. 661 00:58:57,369 --> 00:58:58,870 Mercer, you know the layout. 662 00:58:59,037 --> 00:59:00,038 How do we get in? 663 00:59:00,539 --> 00:59:04,876 In this stinking swamp, even big, bad Cobras need air conditioning. 664 00:59:07,044 --> 00:59:08,378 That's our ticket in. 665 00:59:14,717 --> 00:59:16,051 The real men can go in. 666 00:59:16,719 --> 00:59:18,887 The cowards can stay out here. 667 00:59:23,224 --> 00:59:24,725 Central control is that way. 668 00:59:28,395 --> 00:59:31,731 The Baroness has located the Broadcast Energy Transmitter. 669 00:59:33,066 --> 00:59:35,901 The Joes can't stop us from capturing it now. 670 00:59:36,402 --> 00:59:38,070 They're off balance and undermanned. 671 00:59:39,071 --> 00:59:43,574 Strato-Vipers, when the battle is won, to you shall go the honor 672 00:59:43,741 --> 00:59:46,243 of flying the transmitter back to Cobra-La! 673 00:59:46,577 --> 00:59:50,914 Hail, Serpentor! Hail, Cobra! Hail, victory! 674 00:59:50,948 --> 00:59:52,916 You're not fillin' your brothers in, Mercer. 675 00:59:53,082 --> 00:59:53,750 What's Cobra-La? 676 00:59:54,083 --> 00:59:54,917 I never heard of it. 677 00:59:55,251 --> 00:59:57,419 That answer gives me no comfort. 678 00:59:57,920 --> 00:59:58,421 Pipe down. 679 00:59:59,088 --> 00:59:59,921 I believe him. 680 01:00:00,256 --> 01:00:01,923 Right now we gotta warn headquarters. 681 01:00:02,257 --> 01:00:03,758 Falcon, can you get the word out? 682 01:00:04,092 --> 01:00:04,926 No sweat. 683 01:00:05,260 --> 01:00:07,595 Then do it. We'll blow up their armory, 684 01:00:07,762 --> 01:00:10,097 and rattle reptile from here to Cobra-La. 685 01:00:38,121 --> 01:00:40,289 Yo Joe! Yo Joe! 686 01:00:42,124 --> 01:00:42,458 Come on! 687 01:00:55,135 --> 01:00:57,637 Come in, G. I. Joe. Acknowledge. 688 01:01:02,141 --> 01:01:04,809 If they keep shootin', we all blow up! 689 01:01:10,981 --> 01:01:13,150 Come in, G. I. Joe! Acknowledge! 690 01:01:34,168 --> 01:01:35,169 come on, lets go'in. Yo Joe! 691 01:01:35,335 --> 01:01:39,506 It's time to go bye-bye, or boom-boom! Where's Falcon? 692 01:01:40,340 --> 01:01:41,341 Who cares? 693 01:01:46,512 --> 01:01:47,179 We don't need! 694 01:01:48,013 --> 01:01:50,014 It's time you learned we're a team, Red Dog. 695 01:01:50,681 --> 01:01:53,351 We all go home or nobody goes home! 696 01:01:56,186 --> 01:01:57,187 Yo Joe! 697 01:01:57,688 --> 01:01:59,189 How many in your force? 698 01:02:00,357 --> 01:02:02,192 What is the purpose of your mission? 699 01:02:03,192 --> 01:02:05,361 You can't resist forever! 700 01:02:08,196 --> 01:02:08,697 You're right. 701 01:02:11,365 --> 01:02:16,037 All I gotta do is hold out for five... more... minutes. 702 01:02:17,537 --> 01:02:18,371 Insolent fool! 703 01:02:19,039 --> 01:02:20,206 If you won't answer me, 704 01:02:21,708 --> 01:02:24,210 you can answer Nemesis Enforcer! 705 01:02:33,384 --> 01:02:34,385 Yo Joe! 706 01:02:35,052 --> 01:02:36,721 When I'm through with you, scuz-bucket, 707 01:02:36,754 --> 01:02:39,556 they're gonna scrape you off the walls with a squeegee. 708 01:02:55,737 --> 01:02:59,239 Nemesis Enforcer! Finish him off, we have work to do! 709 01:03:00,074 --> 01:03:04,243 Ahh! Nemesis Enforcer! Help me! 710 01:03:07,413 --> 01:03:08,580 You, you came back for me. 711 01:03:10,916 --> 01:03:12,084 Don't get sloppy. 712 01:03:12,584 --> 01:03:14,752 Just point me at that overgrown bat. 713 01:03:15,253 --> 01:03:17,421 No time for rematch! Remember bomb! 714 01:03:18,256 --> 01:03:18,756 Must hurry! 715 01:03:21,592 --> 01:03:22,092 Let's get outta here! 716 01:03:40,441 --> 01:03:42,109 Cobra is finished, yes? 717 01:03:43,276 --> 01:03:44,778 Don't bet your beard on it. 718 01:03:57,455 --> 01:03:59,123 I want their heads! 719 01:03:59,624 --> 01:04:01,125 This I command! 720 01:04:07,130 --> 01:04:08,465 Perimeters are secured, sir! 721 01:04:18,306 --> 01:04:19,974 Secure the B.E.T.! 722 01:04:25,479 --> 01:04:27,814 Cobra's after the Broadcast Energy Transmitter! 723 01:04:28,148 --> 01:04:30,816 You rally the ground troops. I'll call out the airborne assault team. 724 01:04:42,493 --> 01:04:43,661 Yo Joe! 725 01:04:44,495 --> 01:04:45,495 Hey, wait up! 726 01:04:46,163 --> 01:04:47,498 There goes our ride. 727 01:04:47,831 --> 01:04:49,499 That ain't necessarily so! 728 01:04:53,336 --> 01:04:56,171 I'll hotwire this baby and we're outta here. 729 01:04:58,006 --> 01:04:58,673 Fly it, Jinx! 730 01:05:01,676 --> 01:05:03,177 Yo Joe! 731 01:05:05,512 --> 01:05:08,515 Ay, carumba! Oh no! Aw, nuts! etc. 732 01:05:09,349 --> 01:05:11,684 First one to say anything about my being bad luck 733 01:05:11,718 --> 01:05:13,019 gets a knuckle massage. 734 01:05:25,529 --> 01:05:28,031 I can see the whites of their beedy little eyes! 735 01:05:35,704 --> 01:05:37,206 Yo J... 736 01:05:38,707 --> 01:05:39,041 What the... 737 01:05:45,713 --> 01:05:48,048 Shoot 'em down, whatever they are! 738 01:05:54,220 --> 01:05:57,056 Okay, Chuckles, let's give this whirlybird a twirl! 739 01:06:00,392 --> 01:06:02,727 All right, let's go! 740 01:06:17,740 --> 01:06:20,909 Okay, guys, prove us Rawhides aren't raw! 741 01:06:56,606 --> 01:06:59,442 Man, who ever heard of being shot down by salad? 742 01:07:10,451 --> 01:07:13,954 Pour it on, Joes! We can't let 'em get their hands on the B.E.T.. 743 01:07:14,955 --> 01:07:17,623 Bandits at 12 o'clock high! Regroup! 744 01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:24,963 Cobra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la- la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! 745 01:07:25,630 --> 01:07:28,966 Maintain air attack, and deploy the Marauders! 746 01:07:54,488 --> 01:07:54,989 Whoah! 747 01:08:13,171 --> 01:08:13,671 Open it! 748 01:08:35,356 --> 01:08:35,856 Wow! 749 01:08:36,524 --> 01:08:39,192 Inform Serpentor the prize is ours. 750 01:08:40,861 --> 01:08:42,029 Go for the underbelly! 751 01:08:42,362 --> 01:08:44,531 These things aren't invulnerable after all! 752 01:09:05,882 --> 01:09:06,716 At last! 753 01:09:09,551 --> 01:09:09,885 What? 754 01:09:10,386 --> 01:09:14,555 Yo Joe! Concentrate firepower! etc. 755 01:09:17,391 --> 01:09:19,559 Evacuate the B.E.T. at once! 756 01:09:24,064 --> 01:09:25,398 Yo Joe! 757 01:09:27,066 --> 01:09:30,403 Cobra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la- la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! 758 01:09:37,909 --> 01:09:38,576 Falcon! 759 01:09:46,416 --> 01:09:47,583 You, young one. 760 01:09:47,917 --> 01:09:50,086 You nearly thwarted my destiny! 761 01:09:54,756 --> 01:09:55,256 Duke! 762 01:10:03,430 --> 01:10:05,766 Die, arrogant earth scum! 763 01:10:07,100 --> 01:10:08,101 NO! 764 01:10:13,105 --> 01:10:13,772 Duke? 765 01:10:17,442 --> 01:10:19,611 He took the snake meant for your heart, 766 01:10:20,278 --> 01:10:24,781 but his sacrifice will be in vain! This I command! 767 01:10:35,624 --> 01:10:37,292 General Hawk! Bad news! 768 01:10:37,793 --> 01:10:40,628 Serpentor got the B.E.T., and Duke is seriously injured! 769 01:10:40,795 --> 01:10:42,296 See to him! I'm coming in! 770 01:10:54,306 --> 01:10:55,140 How is he, Scarlett? 771 01:10:55,474 --> 01:10:55,975 Not good. 772 01:11:01,312 --> 01:11:03,481 Looks like I can't look out for you any more, kid. 773 01:11:03,814 --> 01:11:04,815 Don't say that, Duke! 774 01:11:05,649 --> 01:11:06,483 Doc'll fix you up! 775 01:11:06,817 --> 01:11:08,818 This isn't Doc's day for miracles. 776 01:11:10,153 --> 01:11:12,822 It's my own fault I'm too slow. 777 01:11:13,155 --> 01:11:16,158 No, No, you did it to save me! 778 01:11:16,825 --> 01:11:19,828 Promise me you'll try to get your act together, 779 01:11:20,328 --> 01:11:22,163 be a credit... to your country. 780 01:11:22,663 --> 01:11:25,332 I, I'll make you proud! You'll see! 781 01:11:25,999 --> 01:11:27,834 Yo... Joe... 782 01:11:29,169 --> 01:11:30,670 He's gone into a coma. 783 01:11:39,345 --> 01:11:40,679 Duke. 784 01:11:45,183 --> 01:11:46,517 Falcon, don't worry. 785 01:11:47,017 --> 01:11:49,186 We'll do everything we can for Duke. 786 01:11:51,355 --> 01:11:52,689 Yo Joe. 787 01:12:05,366 --> 01:12:08,869 Hail, Golobulus! Behold, the proof of our victory. 788 01:12:25,383 --> 01:12:29,720 When this timeworm completes its journey, the pods will ripen, 789 01:12:30,053 --> 01:12:35,225 the spores will burst forth, and this pitiful planet will be ours. 790 01:12:47,402 --> 01:12:49,737 General Hawk, I've identified that energy source! 791 01:12:50,404 --> 01:12:52,239 It's definitely coming from the B.E.T. 792 01:12:52,272 --> 01:12:54,741 cobra's got it somewhere in the Himalayas. 793 01:12:55,075 --> 01:12:55,909 Prepare to move out. 794 01:12:56,409 --> 01:12:57,911 All I want is Serpentor. 795 01:12:58,578 --> 01:13:00,579 Just give me one clear shot. 796 01:13:01,247 --> 01:13:03,915 Not so fast, Rawhide, you're not goin' anyplace. 797 01:13:04,582 --> 01:13:05,584 Problem, Beach Head? 798 01:13:05,917 --> 01:13:08,920 Affirmative. I'm not sure the Rawhides are ready yet, 799 01:13:09,086 --> 01:13:10,754 and I'm 'specially not sure about him. 800 01:13:11,255 --> 01:13:12,089 But, Serpentor... 801 01:13:12,256 --> 01:13:15,592 Beach Head is right. The six of you still lack experience. 802 01:13:15,925 --> 01:13:16,927 I have a right! 803 01:13:17,260 --> 01:13:19,595 What you have is an order, G. I. Joe! 804 01:13:20,262 --> 01:13:22,931 Besides, we need someone to guard the base and try to contact Flint. 805 01:13:23,432 --> 01:13:24,099 Yes, sir! 806 01:13:27,935 --> 01:13:30,772 Useless! All useless! 807 01:13:31,439 --> 01:13:35,776 I was a man! Yessssss... Oh, yesss... 808 01:13:36,443 --> 01:13:41,948 I wassssss a man... I was a man, yessss... 809 01:13:41,981 --> 01:13:44,616 Stop sayin' that, you hear? You're makin' me crazy! 810 01:13:44,950 --> 01:13:52,790 Was a man! Men may rule, but serpents never! Was a... 811 01:13:52,957 --> 01:13:55,625 You're goin' snakehouse, man! You gotta resist! 812 01:13:56,293 --> 01:13:59,962 Yes! WAS ONCE A MAN! 813 01:14:00,296 --> 01:14:01,964 Stop stranglin' me! 814 01:14:06,468 --> 01:14:08,303 There he is! Hey, it's Roadblock! etc. 815 01:14:08,637 --> 01:14:11,139 Some rescue party we turned out to be! 816 01:14:11,473 --> 01:14:12,974 Roadblock found us! 817 01:14:13,474 --> 01:14:17,144 Who is it? I don't need to see clear to fracture your rear! 818 01:14:17,477 --> 01:14:19,146 Easy, Roadblock. You're with friends. 819 01:14:19,646 --> 01:14:22,315 Lifeline? Lifeline! 820 01:14:26,652 --> 01:14:30,322 Flint! Roadblock! Hawk's leading a strike force 821 01:14:30,355 --> 01:14:33,658 to Serpentor's home base, a place called Cobra-La. 822 01:14:34,158 --> 01:14:35,993 Patch me through! We've gotta warn him! 823 01:14:36,326 --> 01:14:37,328 Warn him? About what? 824 01:14:37,828 --> 01:14:40,664 Plants, man. The kind that gobble you up. 825 01:14:45,001 --> 01:14:46,335 Yo Joe! 826 01:14:46,502 --> 01:14:47,836 Yo Joe! 827 01:14:48,837 --> 01:14:51,173 Sound the alarm! The Joes are attacking! 828 01:14:51,506 --> 01:14:55,843 I'm aware of that, Serpentor! I am aware of everything. 829 01:14:56,177 --> 01:14:59,346 All shall be accomplished in the fullness of time. 830 01:14:59,513 --> 01:15:00,180 Yo Joe! 831 01:15:01,181 --> 01:15:04,851 Hawk, don't send 'em in! Cobra-La is booby-trapped! 832 01:15:05,351 --> 01:15:06,018 How, Roadblock? 833 01:15:06,519 --> 01:15:08,354 Some kinda weird tree, man. 834 01:15:08,688 --> 01:15:11,022 Where those leaves grow, you can't survive. 835 01:15:11,523 --> 01:15:13,858 That giant plant eats Joes alive! 836 01:15:14,526 --> 01:15:16,861 Get back! Halt! Watch out men! 837 01:15:21,365 --> 01:15:23,366 Get back! Get back! 838 01:15:38,045 --> 01:15:39,380 Hey, que pasa, Jinx? 839 01:15:39,880 --> 01:15:42,382 Hawk and the others were ambushed entering Cobra-La. 840 01:15:42,883 --> 01:15:44,217 Look at Cobra Commander! 841 01:15:45,218 --> 01:15:48,388 Those orbiting pods contain degenerative spores, and if the 842 01:15:48,420 --> 01:15:52,057 B.E.T. isn't shut down, the pods will open and release enough 843 01:15:52,090 --> 01:15:55,227 spores to mutate every man, woman, and child on Earth! 844 01:15:55,393 --> 01:15:57,395 That's not gonna happen! Right? 845 01:15:57,561 --> 01:15:57,895 Right! 846 01:15:58,062 --> 01:15:59,230 Let's win this game! 847 01:15:59,897 --> 01:16:01,732 I think your vision can be restored, 848 01:16:02,066 --> 01:16:04,234 but there's nothing I can do for the snake. 849 01:16:04,901 --> 01:16:06,903 The mutation process is irreversible. 850 01:16:07,570 --> 01:16:11,240 Wassss... a man! 851 01:16:11,574 --> 01:16:14,910 I hear somethin'... and now I can see it comin' in! 852 01:16:21,749 --> 01:16:24,584 I never thought I'd be glad to see you show up, Falcon. 853 01:16:24,918 --> 01:16:26,920 Thanks, Flint. Now Roadblock, 854 01:16:27,254 --> 01:16:29,422 how are we gonna get in to save Hawk and the others? 855 01:16:29,756 --> 01:16:32,091 Cobra Commander is the only one who can tell us. 856 01:16:40,931 --> 01:16:41,766 Which way now, man? 857 01:16:43,433 --> 01:16:44,268 You hear me, man? 858 01:16:46,603 --> 01:16:50,273 Forget it. He's completely turned into a snake. 859 01:16:50,607 --> 01:16:52,608 Now how do we know which way to go? 860 01:16:54,109 --> 01:16:58,113 Hey, wait! Listen... I think I just found a back door! 861 01:17:02,450 --> 01:17:04,785 How come we gotta seal this tunnel? 862 01:17:05,119 --> 01:17:09,789 If we don't, those spores will filter in and mutate us, you bug-brain. 863 01:17:10,123 --> 01:17:12,125 You wonna wait a claim or something 864 01:17:15,460 --> 01:17:17,295 'Allo, 'allo, allo! 865 01:17:17,629 --> 01:17:19,297 Adios, adios, adios! 866 01:17:30,140 --> 01:17:33,809 Those fool Dreadnoks! They fly too close to the carnal trees! 867 01:17:34,310 --> 01:17:38,647 Wait, those aren't Dreadnoks. They're... G.I. Joes! 868 01:17:40,148 --> 01:17:41,649 And Big Lob makes his move! 869 01:17:45,820 --> 01:17:50,324 Uh-oh! Aggressive defense! He takes a hit, but keeps comin'! 870 01:17:50,991 --> 01:17:55,328 Will the clock run out before his mission is complete? No! 871 01:17:55,661 --> 01:17:56,328 He shoots... 872 01:17:57,663 --> 01:17:58,497 Is it good? 873 01:18:03,501 --> 01:18:04,502 Yes! 874 01:18:15,011 --> 01:18:17,513 Forward! Shoot'em plants. 875 01:18:30,024 --> 01:18:30,691 Oh, brother. 876 01:18:36,028 --> 01:18:37,697 Yo Joe! 877 01:18:54,378 --> 01:18:57,880 General Hawk! We've gotta shut down the B.E.T.! 878 01:18:58,047 --> 01:19:00,883 Then let's do it, soldier! Yo Joe! 879 01:19:09,223 --> 01:19:10,891 They're advancing on the palace! 880 01:19:12,559 --> 01:19:13,394 They are too late. 881 01:19:14,394 --> 01:19:18,898 But, to assuage your fears, I shall take precautions. 882 01:19:20,399 --> 01:19:25,904 Organisms of Cobra-La, detach, and defend to the death! 883 01:19:44,920 --> 01:19:45,421 C'mon! 884 01:19:45,754 --> 01:19:47,088 Yeah! Let's go! etc. 885 01:20:11,109 --> 01:20:13,611 Yo Joe! Head for the palace! 886 01:20:48,473 --> 01:20:50,308 Not bad for a first date, huh? 887 01:20:50,642 --> 01:20:54,145 Yeah, but next time let's watch a horror flick instead of living one! 888 01:20:54,645 --> 01:20:58,315 Shut down the B.E.T.! I'll keep this party going! 889 01:21:00,483 --> 01:21:00,984 There! 890 01:21:03,820 --> 01:21:04,987 Obliterate them! 891 01:21:10,658 --> 01:21:12,994 Vengeance is ours! 892 01:21:16,664 --> 01:21:19,000 The big sleaze-bat belongs to me! 893 01:21:24,671 --> 01:21:25,671 you're terrific 894 01:21:29,675 --> 01:21:33,344 Your brother fell before my wrath, and so shall you! 895 01:22:08,541 --> 01:22:10,042 Hold still, witch! 896 01:22:13,212 --> 01:22:15,380 Prepare for eternity! 897 01:22:41,902 --> 01:22:43,904 Your life has ended! 898 01:22:59,917 --> 01:23:03,421 Okay, lady, it's time for lights out! 899 01:23:04,922 --> 01:23:09,092 Your breath sears your lungs. Your eyes dim. Your... 900 01:23:09,593 --> 01:23:15,097 Wasss a man... Yesss... 901 01:23:15,431 --> 01:23:17,432 Cobra Commander! No! 902 01:23:51,128 --> 01:23:52,795 I always knew I wasn't unlucky. 903 01:23:54,630 --> 01:24:00,468 This is for Gung-Ho, Alpine, and Bazooka! (grunts) This is for Falcon! 904 01:24:00,636 --> 01:24:07,808 (grunts) This is for me! (grunts) This is for Duke! (grunts) 905 01:24:07,974 --> 01:24:18,984 And this is for the U.S. of A.! (grunts) You make me sick! 906 01:24:21,486 --> 01:24:24,155 Enough! This game is over! 907 01:24:41,670 --> 01:24:42,671 Falcon! 908 01:24:50,845 --> 01:24:53,513 You're next, whatever you are. 909 01:25:02,855 --> 01:25:05,523 I will stain my hands with your blood! 910 01:25:09,526 --> 01:25:15,031 No one, no one defies Golobulus and lives! No one! 911 01:25:29,377 --> 01:25:30,211 Don't give up! 912 01:25:31,045 --> 01:25:33,547 The last thing you will hear is 913 01:25:33,580 --> 01:25:38,384 the cracking of your vertebrae, one by one! 914 01:26:00,236 --> 01:26:02,905 He did it! He shut off the B.E.T. 915 01:26:03,906 --> 01:26:10,078 Heroic, and utterly futile. Behold, the pods have matured! 916 01:26:11,078 --> 01:26:14,248 There is no way to stop the spores! 917 01:26:20,920 --> 01:26:24,256 You have lost, G. I. Joe! Lost! 918 01:26:24,590 --> 01:26:25,424 We failed. 919 01:26:25,758 --> 01:26:26,758 No. not yet! 920 01:26:27,092 --> 01:26:27,926 What are you doing? 921 01:26:28,760 --> 01:26:30,595 If I can rev up enough juice... 922 01:26:34,599 --> 01:26:36,433 You can fry those spores in space! 923 01:26:56,617 --> 01:26:57,451 It's gonna blow! 924 01:26:58,452 --> 01:26:59,286 Warn the others! 925 01:27:00,287 --> 01:27:01,287 Get outta here! 926 01:27:01,788 --> 01:27:03,623 And leave you? No way! 927 01:27:04,124 --> 01:27:05,958 Forget me! Save yourselves! 928 01:27:06,792 --> 01:27:09,962 Falcon, we all go home or nobody goes home! 929 01:27:14,299 --> 01:27:16,967 Jump, Falcon! Grab my ankles! 930 01:28:14,182 --> 01:28:15,517 General Hawk, do you read me? 931 01:28:16,017 --> 01:28:17,185 This is Doc at headquarters. 932 01:28:17,685 --> 01:28:19,687 Great news! Duke's come out of his coma! 933 01:28:20,354 --> 01:28:21,522 Looks like we've made it. 934 01:28:22,189 --> 01:28:24,858 Men, Doc says Duke's gonna be A-OK! 935 01:28:25,359 --> 01:28:27,360 Yo Joe! 936 01:28:53,049 --> 01:28:54,383 Look at the sky! 937 01:28:55,050 --> 01:28:58,386 The last of the mutation spores are burning up in orbit. 938 01:28:58,887 --> 01:29:00,888 Thanks, big brother. Let's go. 67198

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