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Oh, hey there.
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I'm on my way to the golf course.
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Golf is a funny game.
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Whether people play it
or not, love it or not,
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they usually have an opinion about it.
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And it's probably the only
sport where people will go
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out of their way to tell
you they suck at it.
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Talk about other sports and
you'll hear things like-
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I love tennis, such good exercise.
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Baseball, nothin' like
a day at the ballpark.
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Hockey is so fast and exciting.
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But mention golf and you'll hear-
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I suck at golf.
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- Golf?
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I suck at golf.
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- I suck at golf.
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- I suck at golf.
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- I suck at golf.
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- I suck at golf.
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- I really, really suck at golf.
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- I suck at golf.
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♪ Well ♪
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♪ I know you better for
a little while now Sue ♪
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♪ Takin' me some time and then
I'm takin' some notice of you ♪
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♪ You were always someone
who was hangin' around ♪
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♪ Now all of a sudden ♪
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♪ I'm a feelin' somethin' ♪
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♪ Since I thought a little bit about you ♪
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♪ Yes I do ♪
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♪ Well I've been out a rockin' ♪
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♪ And I seen you hangin' round the place ♪
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♪ Never really noticed ♪
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♪ 'Cause I never really
noticed your face ♪
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♪ When it comes to girls
you know I've seen a few ♪
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♪ You been outta dancin'
and makin' me blue ♪
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♪ I'm a feelin' somethin' ♪
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♪ Since I thought a little bit about you ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Well I'm a gonna try to make
up for all the time I missed ♪
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♪ Do all I can to let
you know that I exist ♪
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♪ I'm gonna make you notice me ♪
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♪ That's what I'll do ♪
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♪ You been hangin' around
and it's a makin' me blue ♪
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♪ I'm a feelin' somethin' ♪
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♪ Since I thought a little bit about you ♪
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♪ Yeah I'm a feelin' somethin' ♪
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♪ Since I thought a little bit about you ♪
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♪ Well I'm a feelin' somethin' ♪
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♪ Since I thought a little bit about you ♪
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♪ Oh yeah ♪
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- Thank you very much.
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- You, Dick.
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- It's Rick.
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- Where all the pop cans?
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- They're in the recycling bin.
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- Why are they there?
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- Because they're empty.
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- Pop cans don't go in recycling.
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- They don't?
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- No, they go in these plastic bags,
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and then we, and by we I mean you,
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take 'em to the store for a refund.
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- Holy.
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- It's not for me.
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It's for the junior program.
- Okay, gotcha.
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- Okay, go on.
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Actually, give me that.
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You answer the phone.
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- Woodlands Golf Club.
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You'd like a tee time tomorrow?
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What time would you like?
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Between nine and 9:30?
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Let's see.
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Wide open.
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You can have your pick.
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You can have anything.
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Nine to 9:30 is wide open.
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There are no bookings
between nine and 9:30.
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Yes, I know you said
between nine and 9:30.
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I'm saying, oh never mind, how about 9:15?
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Earlier?
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How about 9:08?
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Nine o'clock maybe?
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Still too late?
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I've got 8:52.
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Perfect?
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Thank God.
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What?
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Oh, I said that's mod.
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Okay?
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See you tomorrow.
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Goodbye.
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Woodlands Golf Club.
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- Hi, is this Rick?
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- Yes, it is.
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- Hi, Rick, it's Bogart here.
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Listen, I'm running a little late.
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Are you still able to get me off early?
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- Yeah, sure.
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Is this Mr. Humphries?
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- I've told you before
Rick, call me Bogart,
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and I'll see you very soon.
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- Buy yourself a sandwich or something.
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Hey, Rick, I'm here.
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- You're on the tee, Mr. Humphries.
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- Bogart.
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- Mr. Bogart.
- Thanks.
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- Sorry.
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Woodlands Golf Club.
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- Hey Rick, it's Bogart.
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There's no one else here.
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- You're just a onesome, Mr. Bogart.
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- A onesome?
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- Yes, I'm very sorry.
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It's just a quiet afternoon.
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There's no one following you.
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Maybe play two balls.
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- Well, that's a splendid idea.
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Thanks for all you do, Rick.
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- Oh, you're very welcome, Mr.,
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I mean Bogart.
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- Who's that jackass on the first tee?
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- That's Bogart.
- Bogart?
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- Mr. Humphries.
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- He just handed me five bucks.
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- He's a very nice man.
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- Why did he hand me five bucks?
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- Like I said-
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- He's a very nice man.
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Who I bet I can't play golf for shit.
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- Oh, sorry.
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Sorry.
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- And with mismatched golf shoes.
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- Let's give this another shot.
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That was a little better.
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Afternoon.
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- People suck at golf
for a variety of reasons,
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but one of them is just arriving too late.
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I see it all day long.
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- How's the tee sheet lookin'?
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- Super dead.
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Two twosomes in an hour
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and then a foursome
about an hour after that.
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Not good, is it?
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- Oh, it's great if you want
the golf course to yourself
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for a leisurely round.
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Not so great if you'd been hired
to increase rounds of play.
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- Maybe it's the weather?
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- The weather's perfect.
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- Perfect for the beach.
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Maybe everyone's gone to the beach.
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A little rain might help.
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- Oh rain, that's all I need.
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- It's not that bad.
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- It is that bad.
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If we don't hit 50,000 rounds this year
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this place gets turned into a park.
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- Seriously?
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- Yep.
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Council doesn't like golf.
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They're looking for an excuse
to shut this place down
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and turn it into a park
that everyone can enjoy.
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- Oh.
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- Yeah, so don't even
talk to me about rain.
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I'm gonna grab a bite to eat
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and then I'm gonna take
those cans to the store.
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- Okay.
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- Welcome to Woodlands Golf Club.
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Is that funny?
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- Well, we come here all the time.
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You don't always have to say,
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"Welcome to Woodlands Golf Club."
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Actually I do.
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I'm sorry.
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- Don't be sorry.
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- How can I help you?
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- We want to play golf.
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- When?
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- Today.
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- When today?
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- How about now?
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- Now?
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- Yes, now or soon.
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Look on the little tee
sheet with your eyes
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and see if there's an
opening for now or soon.
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- Okay.
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Says here there's an
opening for quarter past now
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or soon 30.
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- So?
- So what?
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- Can we play golf?
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- Yeah, the tee's all yours.
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- Oh, and I want a golf ball.
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- They're $3 each.
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- I think I want
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that one.
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- They're all Titleists.
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- No, I want that one.
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- But they're all the same.
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- No, this one's a seven
and seven's my lucky number.
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- It is?
- It is.
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Isn't seven my lucky number?
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- Seven is her lucky number.
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- Surely there must be another seven.
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- Probably, but do you want
to look through all of them
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when we know this one's a seven?
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Do you?
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- Okay.
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- Would you be a dear and grab it for me?
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- Gotta be 200 yards.
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Hello?
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What?
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Now?
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Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry.
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I totally forgot.
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Can you wait like half an hour?
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You can.
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Great.
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I'm on my way.
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Oh, and you're not billing
me for waiting are you?
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Mmmm,
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30 minutes, I can do this.
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- Hey Siri, get directions
to the nearest gas station.
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- There's a bus station
at Main and Marine Drive.
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Is that the one you're looking for?
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- No gas station.
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- There's another at
Third Street and Commercial.
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It's open today.
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Is that the one-
- Hey Siri, cancel.
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- Okay.
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- Hey Siri, get walking directions
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to the Chevron nearest me.
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- There's a Chevron
at 1472 Marine Drive,
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about one kilometer to yourself.
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It gets two stars.
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Is that the one you're looking for?
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- Yes.
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- Getting directions.
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- People are unbelievable.
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- Is that?
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Poor fellow.
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So sad.
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I'm so sorry I'm late.
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I must admit, I totally forgot.
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My brain has been a bit off lately.
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- Totally understand.
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The papers are waiting for
you to sign right there.
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And I'm sorry to move
things along so quickly,
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but I have a tee time.
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- Oh, that's my fault.
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I'm so sorry.
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- The yellow arrows are where you sign.
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- All right.
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So whereabouts do you play?
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- The Hennessy Golf Club.
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I'm a member there.
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- Oh, that's a nice little track.
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- Not for long, unfortunately.
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- Oh no.
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- Well it's on leased land.
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- Oh.
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Last one.
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There we go.
- All done?
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- All done.
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- Thank you.
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You're officially divorced.
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- It feels a bit odd.
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- Well, I must say I'm
a little numb these days
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when it comes to this, but divorce is odd.
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But, you know, you have to
think of the brighter side.
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You are winding up with the house.
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- Yeah, but she gets the other house
272
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and the cottage
273
00:16:58,486 --> 00:17:01,235
and the boat and the Mercedes
274
00:17:01,235 --> 00:17:03,068
and the pension and...
275
00:17:26,275 --> 00:17:28,837
- Hey Ray, did you run out of gas?
276
00:17:28,837 --> 00:17:29,831
- No flies on you.
277
00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:30,736
- You really did.
278
00:17:30,736 --> 00:17:31,609
- I sure did.
279
00:17:31,609 --> 00:17:32,884
- Oh, are you very far from here?
280
00:17:32,884 --> 00:17:34,517
- I'm about a kilometer up the road.
281
00:17:34,517 --> 00:17:37,317
- Well, listen, I've just
gotta go to the doc for Roosa.
282
00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:39,114
If you can hold on a minute,
283
00:17:39,114 --> 00:17:40,218
I'll give you a lift.
284
00:17:40,218 --> 00:17:41,328
- Really, that'd be great, actually.
285
00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:43,461
- Do you mind just holding onto Rover?
286
00:17:43,461 --> 00:17:44,335
- Rover?
287
00:17:44,335 --> 00:17:46,418
- Yeah, oh and my coffee.
288
00:18:03,894 --> 00:18:05,291
- Poor fellow out front.
289
00:18:05,291 --> 00:18:07,133
- Oh no, not again.
290
00:18:07,133 --> 00:18:08,533
- I guess it happens a lot.
291
00:18:08,533 --> 00:18:09,840
- Hazard of the biz.
292
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:11,702
I'll give him some time
and I'll send him away.
293
00:18:11,702 --> 00:18:12,910
- Okay.
- There you go.
294
00:18:12,910 --> 00:18:14,292
- Thank you.
295
00:18:22,064 --> 00:18:27,064
♪ See everybody's trying to make par ♪
296
00:18:29,363 --> 00:18:34,363
♪ Swept those extra numbers
off of your score card ♪
297
00:18:36,743 --> 00:18:41,743
♪ But till when you gotta play ♪
298
00:18:44,096 --> 00:18:49,096
♪ To face the trees and bunkers
that stand in your way ♪
299
00:18:51,555 --> 00:18:56,555
♪ You could be a while yeah ♪
300
00:18:58,925 --> 00:19:03,925
♪
301
00:19:06,355 --> 00:19:11,355
♪ Failure's gotta be your friend ♪
302
00:19:13,625 --> 00:19:18,625
♪ When it goes wrong you
gotta tee off again ♪
303
00:19:20,996 --> 00:19:25,996
♪ See life is like a putting green ♪
304
00:19:28,455 --> 00:19:33,455
♪ Easy on the eye but also quite mean ♪
305
00:19:35,705 --> 00:19:40,705
♪ So don't be mad when it goes off land ♪
306
00:19:43,116 --> 00:19:48,116
♪ It takes a wise old
man to read the land ♪
307
00:19:50,645 --> 00:19:54,228
♪ It could be a while yeah ♪
308
00:19:55,834 --> 00:20:00,417
People are animals.
309
00:20:07,947 --> 00:20:09,168
- Can I buy you a meal?
310
00:20:09,168 --> 00:20:10,001
- What?
311
00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:12,257
- They have a wonderful
little restaurant inside.
312
00:20:12,257 --> 00:20:15,359
I could get you a sandwich or
perhaps some beans on toast.
313
00:20:15,359 --> 00:20:16,848
- Who do you think I am?
314
00:20:16,848 --> 00:20:19,492
- I don't know who you
are or what your story is,
315
00:20:19,492 --> 00:20:21,421
and I don't need to know.
316
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:23,905
All you need to know is there's no shame
317
00:20:23,905 --> 00:20:26,426
in accepting a little help?
318
00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:28,440
- I'm Ray Wright.
319
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,766
- Well it's very nice to meet you, Ray.
320
00:20:30,766 --> 00:20:33,766
- I'm the pro here at the golf club.
321
00:20:36,268 --> 00:20:37,101
- What?
322
00:20:38,647 --> 00:20:40,897
- I'm the goddamn golf pro.
323
00:20:41,901 --> 00:20:43,896
- I didn't think...
324
00:20:43,896 --> 00:20:45,538
I mean I...
325
00:20:45,538 --> 00:20:46,538
I think I...
326
00:20:47,483 --> 00:20:48,316
You are?
327
00:20:50,721 --> 00:20:52,401
I've been dying to meet you.
328
00:20:52,401 --> 00:20:54,189
I've heard you're a really good teacher.
329
00:20:54,189 --> 00:20:55,813
Maybe I could use a lesson.
330
00:20:55,813 --> 00:20:57,107
- Oh, you could use a lesson.
331
00:20:57,107 --> 00:20:58,067
I've seen you play.
332
00:20:58,067 --> 00:20:58,981
- You saw me play?
333
00:20:58,981 --> 00:21:00,871
- Yesterday on the first tee.
334
00:21:00,871 --> 00:21:02,010
- Oh, yesterday.
335
00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:05,420
Oh yeah, not exactly my finest hour.
336
00:21:05,420 --> 00:21:06,788
What are you doing now?
337
00:21:06,788 --> 00:21:07,979
Maybe I could get a lesson.
338
00:21:07,979 --> 00:21:09,378
- I am going to lunch.
339
00:21:09,378 --> 00:21:11,546
- Perfect, let me buy your lunch.
340
00:21:11,546 --> 00:21:15,049
- I told you, you don't
need to buy me lunch.
341
00:21:15,049 --> 00:21:16,120
- I don't mean buy you lunch
342
00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:18,374
'cause you cannot afford
to eat buy your lunch.
343
00:21:18,374 --> 00:21:20,297
I mean buy you lunch
'cause it would be nice
344
00:21:20,297 --> 00:21:21,731
to have lunch with you lunch,
345
00:21:21,731 --> 00:21:23,995
and you're gonna have lunch anyway.
346
00:21:23,995 --> 00:21:25,255
- You buying?
347
00:21:25,255 --> 00:21:26,338
- I'm buying.
348
00:21:33,748 --> 00:21:35,676
- Hi, Lauren, have you met Ray?
349
00:21:35,676 --> 00:21:37,427
- Our new pro, of course.
350
00:21:37,427 --> 00:21:38,320
How are you, Ray?
351
00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:39,211
- Hungry.
352
00:21:39,211 --> 00:21:40,258
- And how are you, Lauren?
353
00:21:40,258 --> 00:21:43,463
- Well, you know, work never
stops for a single mom.
354
00:21:43,463 --> 00:21:44,704
- Oh, so you're single?
355
00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:46,034
And a mom?
356
00:21:46,034 --> 00:21:49,030
- Yes, that's the term, single mom.
357
00:21:49,030 --> 00:21:49,863
Are you gonna
358
00:21:49,863 --> 00:21:50,963
put those down?
359
00:21:50,963 --> 00:21:52,013
- These?
360
00:21:52,013 --> 00:21:54,430
No, these are for table five.
361
00:21:55,391 --> 00:21:56,980
Just kidding.
362
00:21:56,980 --> 00:21:57,980
Here you go.
363
00:22:00,868 --> 00:22:02,457
- Boy, for someone who said
364
00:22:02,457 --> 00:22:04,790
they weren't in need of a meal.
365
00:22:04,790 --> 00:22:06,260
- Excuse me?
366
00:22:06,260 --> 00:22:07,450
- Nevermind.
367
00:22:07,450 --> 00:22:09,443
I'll wait until you're finished
368
00:22:09,443 --> 00:22:10,276
chewing.
369
00:22:11,347 --> 00:22:12,450
- So tell me about your golf.
370
00:22:12,450 --> 00:22:14,534
- Well, let's face it, I suck at golf.
371
00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:16,198
- Everyone sucks at golf.
372
00:22:16,198 --> 00:22:18,212
- No, they don't.
373
00:22:18,212 --> 00:22:20,381
Well, that's true, but they think they do.
374
00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:22,043
- Why is that?
375
00:22:22,043 --> 00:22:23,653
- Well, because most do.
376
00:22:23,653 --> 00:22:25,510
- Well that's true, isn't it?
377
00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:27,428
- Hey, it's a difficult game,
378
00:22:27,428 --> 00:22:29,187
made even more difficult by the perception
379
00:22:29,187 --> 00:22:31,373
it should be easy because
the ball isn't moving.
380
00:22:31,373 --> 00:22:32,636
I mean, it's just sittin' there.
381
00:22:32,636 --> 00:22:33,779
- Very true.
382
00:22:33,779 --> 00:22:35,274
- It's like life.
383
00:22:35,274 --> 00:22:36,291
- How so?
384
00:22:36,291 --> 00:22:40,086
- Well, life, it's just
sittin' there, too, isn't it?
385
00:22:40,086 --> 00:22:42,487
I mean, we're born into it and it's there.
386
00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:44,499
It's not like we had to buy a ticket.
387
00:22:44,499 --> 00:22:46,576
It should be easy,
388
00:22:46,576 --> 00:22:47,579
but it isn't.
389
00:22:47,579 --> 00:22:50,169
At the end of the day golf
is just a metaphor for life.
390
00:22:50,169 --> 00:22:52,353
- And I suck at life.
391
00:22:52,353 --> 00:22:54,321
Interesting, again.
392
00:22:54,321 --> 00:22:55,776
- Sure you don't suck at life.
393
00:22:55,776 --> 00:22:58,126
- I got divorced yesterday.
394
00:22:58,126 --> 00:22:59,890
- Oh, that sucks.
395
00:22:59,890 --> 00:23:01,076
- What about you?
396
00:23:01,076 --> 00:23:03,360
Married, divorced, kids?
397
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:05,759
- I could probably help
your game right here.
398
00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:06,977
- What, over lunch?
399
00:23:06,977 --> 00:23:08,120
- Yep.
400
00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:09,399
- With your mouth full?
401
00:23:09,399 --> 00:23:11,447
- Most people set
themselves up for a bad game
402
00:23:11,447 --> 00:23:13,475
before they even reach the first tee.
403
00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:14,770
- Really?
404
00:23:14,770 --> 00:23:17,605
- Yes, Mr. squeal into the parking lot.
405
00:23:17,605 --> 00:23:19,563
- Oh, you saw that.
406
00:23:19,563 --> 00:23:21,187
- I still have dust in my hair.
407
00:23:21,187 --> 00:23:23,137
- See, that's why I thought you were-
408
00:23:23,137 --> 00:23:24,729
- Don't.
409
00:23:24,729 --> 00:23:26,077
- So tell me more.
410
00:23:26,077 --> 00:23:28,486
How can you help my game over lunch?
411
00:23:28,486 --> 00:23:30,240
- Think about the airport.
412
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:31,467
- Think about the airport?
413
00:23:31,467 --> 00:23:32,811
- Think about the airport,
414
00:23:32,811 --> 00:23:34,281
what are you thinking about?
415
00:23:34,281 --> 00:23:36,245
- The airport.
416
00:23:36,245 --> 00:23:37,737
- What about the airport?
417
00:23:37,737 --> 00:23:38,987
- Stewardesses.
418
00:23:39,966 --> 00:23:41,277
- You have a flight.
419
00:23:41,277 --> 00:23:44,133
Do you arrive at the airport
one minute before takeoff?
420
00:23:44,133 --> 00:23:45,042
- Oh God no.
421
00:23:45,042 --> 00:23:46,866
90 minutes, sometimes two hours.
422
00:23:46,866 --> 00:23:48,565
Have you been to the airport lately?
423
00:23:48,565 --> 00:23:49,787
- Stay with me here.
424
00:23:49,787 --> 00:23:51,412
- Oh, sorry.
425
00:23:51,412 --> 00:23:53,077
- And you pack?
426
00:23:53,077 --> 00:23:54,809
- The night before.
427
00:23:54,809 --> 00:23:56,036
- Golf should be the same.
428
00:23:56,036 --> 00:23:58,906
- But golf isn't quite as
important as catching a flight.
429
00:23:58,906 --> 00:24:00,077
- It isn't?
430
00:24:00,077 --> 00:24:01,878
Ever played a great game of golf.
431
00:24:01,878 --> 00:24:03,335
- Believe it or not, yeah.
432
00:24:03,335 --> 00:24:04,677
- Ever played a bad game of golf?
433
00:24:04,677 --> 00:24:06,444
- Uuuu, do I really need to answer that?
434
00:24:06,444 --> 00:24:09,788
- Ever had a flight as euphoric
as a great game of golf?
435
00:24:09,788 --> 00:24:11,735
- Ahhh.
436
00:24:11,735 --> 00:24:13,989
- Or as depressing as a bad game of golf?
437
00:24:13,989 --> 00:24:16,210
- Well, there were a
couple of times on United,
438
00:24:16,210 --> 00:24:17,911
but I totally get the point.
439
00:24:17,911 --> 00:24:20,520
- Golf is a major part of
Bogart Humperdink's life.
440
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:22,116
- Humphries.
441
00:24:22,116 --> 00:24:24,374
- You play golf to enrich your life.
442
00:24:24,374 --> 00:24:26,946
You take a flight to get
from point A to point B.
443
00:24:26,946 --> 00:24:30,114
You can't say golf isn't
as important as a flight.
444
00:24:30,114 --> 00:24:31,458
- I see.
445
00:24:31,458 --> 00:24:32,704
So is there any more?
446
00:24:32,704 --> 00:24:34,277
- Nope, that's it.
447
00:24:34,277 --> 00:24:36,454
- Seriously?
448
00:24:36,454 --> 00:24:39,411
- It's all you get for one lunch.
449
00:24:39,411 --> 00:24:42,633
Join me on the first tee
tomorrow night at 6 p.m.
450
00:24:42,633 --> 00:24:43,858
- Really?
451
00:24:43,858 --> 00:24:45,050
- And bring your clubs.
452
00:24:45,050 --> 00:24:46,483
- Oh, I can do that.
453
00:24:46,483 --> 00:24:48,529
My wife didn't get those.
454
00:24:56,403 --> 00:24:57,720
- Nice girl?
455
00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:58,644
- Oh, what?
456
00:24:58,644 --> 00:25:00,394
I was just lookin' at
who was on the first tee.
457
00:25:00,394 --> 00:25:02,112
- But the first tee's out that window.
458
00:25:02,112 --> 00:25:05,420
- Yes, but the practice
green is out this window,
459
00:25:05,420 --> 00:25:07,572
and people usually go there first.
460
00:25:07,572 --> 00:25:08,883
- That's almost clever.
461
00:25:08,883 --> 00:25:11,020
Is there one in particular
that you're sweet on?
462
00:25:11,020 --> 00:25:11,937
- Sweet on?
463
00:25:12,873 --> 00:25:13,750
- Don't be a dick.
464
00:25:13,750 --> 00:25:16,744
Is there one of them in
particular that you like?
465
00:25:16,744 --> 00:25:18,285
- Not really.
466
00:25:18,285 --> 00:25:20,216
- Do you remember what I
taught you about aiming?
467
00:25:20,216 --> 00:25:22,087
Don't just say aim for the fairway.
468
00:25:22,087 --> 00:25:23,398
- Aim for a tree.
469
00:25:23,398 --> 00:25:25,480
- Don't just aim for a tree, aim?
470
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,300
- For a branch.
471
00:25:27,300 --> 00:25:28,876
- Don't just same for a branch.
472
00:25:28,876 --> 00:25:30,737
- Aim for a leaf.
473
00:25:30,737 --> 00:25:31,654
- So?
474
00:25:34,340 --> 00:25:35,828
- So what?
475
00:25:35,828 --> 00:25:37,980
- When aiming for the love of your life?
476
00:25:37,980 --> 00:25:38,890
- Love of my life?
477
00:25:38,890 --> 00:25:40,308
I'm 15.
478
00:25:40,308 --> 00:25:42,408
- Don't just say him for a group of girls.
479
00:25:42,408 --> 00:25:43,687
- Aim for one girl.
480
00:25:43,687 --> 00:25:45,297
- Don't just aim for one girl.
481
00:25:45,297 --> 00:25:46,955
Aim for?
482
00:25:46,955 --> 00:25:47,887
- Her left breast?
483
00:25:47,887 --> 00:25:50,006
- Oh, your generation is doomed.
484
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:53,888
- Want me to get that?
485
00:25:53,888 --> 00:25:54,906
- That is what you do.
486
00:25:57,155 --> 00:25:59,468
- Woodlands Golf Club.
487
00:25:59,468 --> 00:26:00,718
- It's for you.
488
00:26:03,105 --> 00:26:04,188
- Ray Wright.
489
00:26:05,154 --> 00:26:06,746
What?
490
00:26:06,746 --> 00:26:09,200
But you said that...
491
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,808
Well how am I gonna do...
492
00:26:11,808 --> 00:26:13,975
I know what a contract is.
493
00:26:14,922 --> 00:26:16,839
Yeah, no, I understand.
494
00:26:17,721 --> 00:26:18,984
- That didn't sound good.
495
00:26:18,984 --> 00:26:20,106
- It wasn't good.
496
00:26:20,106 --> 00:26:21,608
They've moved up the deadline.
497
00:26:21,608 --> 00:26:22,467
- Oh.
498
00:26:22,467 --> 00:26:25,650
- The only way to stop it is
to actually do 50,000 rounds.
499
00:26:25,650 --> 00:26:26,578
- We can do that.
500
00:26:26,578 --> 00:26:28,045
- In a month.
501
00:26:28,045 --> 00:26:28,922
- Oh.
502
00:26:28,922 --> 00:26:30,498
- That's over a thousand rounds a day.
503
00:26:30,498 --> 00:26:31,915
- 1,666 actually.
504
00:26:32,860 --> 00:26:33,788
- Shut up.
505
00:26:33,788 --> 00:26:36,762
- Point six, six, six, six, six.
506
00:26:37,637 --> 00:26:38,554
Six, seven.
507
00:26:55,305 --> 00:26:56,138
- Hi Rick.
508
00:26:57,424 --> 00:26:59,855
- Hey Bogart, how's it goin'?
509
00:26:59,855 --> 00:27:02,688
- Good, just practicing
for a lesson this evening.
510
00:27:02,688 --> 00:27:04,494
- Isn't that like cleaning
before the maid comes?
511
00:27:04,494 --> 00:27:08,344
- I'd like not
to make a fool of myself.
512
00:27:08,344 --> 00:27:09,534
Do you play golf?
513
00:27:09,534 --> 00:27:10,686
- Yeah, I'm on my school team.
514
00:27:10,686 --> 00:27:11,806
- Well, that's wonderful.
515
00:27:11,806 --> 00:27:13,383
You have a really good attitude.
516
00:27:13,383 --> 00:27:15,133
I bet you'll do well.
517
00:27:23,606 --> 00:27:26,490
- Did anyone lose a Titleist three?
518
00:27:26,490 --> 00:27:27,657
Or a Pinnacle?
519
00:27:28,940 --> 00:27:29,940
Or a Wilson?
520
00:27:31,218 --> 00:27:32,929
Oh, hello Wilson.
521
00:27:32,929 --> 00:27:34,456
We might just make it.
522
00:27:34,456 --> 00:27:36,328
Did that thought ever cross your brain?
523
00:27:36,328 --> 00:27:39,408
Well, regardless, I'd
rather take my chances
524
00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:42,169
out there in the ocean
than to stay here and die
525
00:27:42,169 --> 00:27:44,046
on this shit hole of an island,
526
00:27:44,046 --> 00:27:49,038
spending the rest of my life
talking to a goddamn golf ball.
527
00:27:49,038 --> 00:27:50,038
Here you go.
528
00:27:53,043 --> 00:27:54,988
- A feisty one.
529
00:27:54,988 --> 00:27:58,646
- I don't know if I'm in love
or really, really scared.
530
00:27:58,646 --> 00:28:00,434
- It could be a fine line.
531
00:28:00,434 --> 00:28:01,762
- Sorry about your balls.
532
00:28:01,762 --> 00:28:04,914
- Oh fine, that's the most
fun I've had in awhile.
533
00:28:04,914 --> 00:28:06,241
- That's sad.
534
00:28:06,241 --> 00:28:08,022
- Look, go talk to her.
535
00:28:08,022 --> 00:28:08,901
- What?
536
00:28:08,901 --> 00:28:10,864
- You obviously like her.
537
00:28:10,864 --> 00:28:12,034
Go talk to her.
538
00:28:12,034 --> 00:28:14,170
- She's with her friend.
539
00:28:14,170 --> 00:28:15,851
- She's leaving.
540
00:28:15,851 --> 00:28:17,339
- What would I even say?
541
00:28:17,339 --> 00:28:18,636
- See if she wants some more...
542
00:28:18,636 --> 00:28:20,383
Ah, no, let's think.
543
00:28:20,383 --> 00:28:22,486
Tell her she has a lovely swing.
544
00:28:22,486 --> 00:28:24,288
- She does have a nice swing.
545
00:28:24,288 --> 00:28:25,160
- Don't tell me,
546
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:25,993
tell her.
547
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:39,878
- Nice swing.
548
00:28:39,878 --> 00:28:41,540
- I bet you say that to all the girls.
549
00:28:41,540 --> 00:28:43,920
- Yeah, 'cause there's so many
girls that play golf here.
550
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:45,796
- You know, you're kind of a smart ass.
551
00:28:45,796 --> 00:28:47,243
- Never been accused of that before.
552
00:28:47,243 --> 00:28:48,489
- That's surprising.
553
00:28:48,489 --> 00:28:49,889
Can you check my stance, please?
554
00:28:49,889 --> 00:28:50,799
- Excuse me?
555
00:28:50,799 --> 00:28:54,632
- Stand there and see
if my stance looks good.
556
00:28:56,259 --> 00:28:57,328
Well?
557
00:28:57,328 --> 00:28:58,200
- Perfect.
558
00:28:58,200 --> 00:28:59,376
- No, seriously.
559
00:28:59,376 --> 00:29:00,234
- I am serious.
560
00:29:00,234 --> 00:29:01,565
Good spine angle,
561
00:29:01,565 --> 00:29:03,380
weight on the balls of your feet,
562
00:29:03,380 --> 00:29:04,397
good lines.
563
00:29:04,397 --> 00:29:05,447
- Good lines?
564
00:29:05,447 --> 00:29:07,533
- Yeah, arms hanging naturally,
565
00:29:07,533 --> 00:29:09,866
knees bent but not too bent.
566
00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:13,957
Beautiful.
567
00:29:13,957 --> 00:29:15,338
- That's the nicest thing
you've ever said to me.
568
00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:17,522
- Oops, shank.
569
00:29:18,467 --> 00:29:19,958
Sorry.
570
00:29:19,958 --> 00:29:21,199
- We should play,
571
00:29:21,199 --> 00:29:22,286
golf that is.
572
00:29:22,286 --> 00:29:23,119
- Yeah.
573
00:29:23,119 --> 00:29:23,952
- Yeah.
574
00:29:23,952 --> 00:29:24,785
- Yeah, for sure.
575
00:29:24,785 --> 00:29:25,618
- Yeah.
576
00:29:27,206 --> 00:29:29,573
- Well, I better be
getting back to work now.
577
00:29:29,573 --> 00:29:30,406
- Okay.
578
00:29:41,721 --> 00:29:43,433
- I thought you'd be
rolling into the parking lot
579
00:29:43,433 --> 00:29:45,011
right about now.
580
00:29:45,011 --> 00:29:46,252
- No, I listened.
581
00:29:46,252 --> 00:29:48,511
I even hit a quick bucket of balls.
582
00:29:48,511 --> 00:29:49,733
- Quick bucket?
583
00:29:49,733 --> 00:29:51,060
All drivers?
584
00:29:51,060 --> 00:29:52,939
- About half.
585
00:29:52,939 --> 00:29:54,321
- Are half the shots
you're gonna hit today
586
00:29:54,321 --> 00:29:55,389
gonna be drivers?
587
00:29:55,389 --> 00:29:56,351
- Well, no.
588
00:29:56,351 --> 00:29:57,611
- Hit any putts?
589
00:29:57,611 --> 00:29:59,272
- Well, no, I didn't have time.
590
00:29:59,272 --> 00:30:00,690
- So you're not gonna put today?
591
00:30:00,690 --> 00:30:02,982
- Well, no, I mean-
592
00:30:02,982 --> 00:30:05,292
- I predict that 40 to 50% of the shots
593
00:30:05,292 --> 00:30:07,322
you're gonna hit today are gonna be putts.
594
00:30:07,322 --> 00:30:09,278
But you didn't think to practice putting.
595
00:30:09,278 --> 00:30:11,102
Unless of course you're an amazing putter.
596
00:30:11,102 --> 00:30:12,899
- Definitely not.
597
00:30:12,899 --> 00:30:14,459
- Come on, get on with it.
598
00:30:14,459 --> 00:30:16,251
- Would you like the honor?
599
00:30:16,251 --> 00:30:18,334
- I'm not here for honor.
600
00:30:34,026 --> 00:30:35,776
It gets dark at nine.
601
00:30:40,377 --> 00:30:41,627
- Sorry, sorry.
602
00:30:57,509 --> 00:30:58,753
- Nice shot.
603
00:30:58,753 --> 00:30:59,920
- Gee, thanks.
604
00:31:10,286 --> 00:31:11,896
Want that one again?
605
00:31:11,896 --> 00:31:13,186
- Come on.
606
00:31:52,795 --> 00:31:54,236
Got it figured out?
607
00:31:54,236 --> 00:31:55,654
- I think so.
608
00:31:55,654 --> 00:31:57,017
- Got the line.
609
00:31:57,017 --> 00:31:58,258
- Think so.
610
00:31:58,258 --> 00:32:00,256
- I bet you miss by six feet.
611
00:32:00,256 --> 00:32:02,823
- I don't know, you're the pro and all.
612
00:32:02,823 --> 00:32:04,404
But it's a pretty straight putt,
613
00:32:04,404 --> 00:32:06,556
and I got a pretty good read on it.
614
00:32:06,556 --> 00:32:07,389
- Okay.
615
00:32:18,288 --> 00:32:19,121
- Oooo.
616
00:32:21,579 --> 00:32:22,909
- See?
617
00:32:22,909 --> 00:32:23,742
- See what?
618
00:32:23,742 --> 00:32:24,659
I nearly made it.
619
00:32:24,659 --> 00:32:25,873
- You missed by six feet.
620
00:32:25,873 --> 00:32:26,873
- I did not.
621
00:32:31,874 --> 00:32:33,886
What, I haven't finished yet.
622
00:32:33,886 --> 00:32:35,342
- Yeah, you have.
623
00:32:41,361 --> 00:32:43,109
Okay, stop.
624
00:32:43,109 --> 00:32:44,737
Now that we've got your pre-shot routine
625
00:32:44,737 --> 00:32:47,733
down to under five
minutes, it's time to ask,
626
00:32:47,733 --> 00:32:49,007
what are you aiming at?
627
00:32:49,007 --> 00:32:49,936
- What do you mean?
628
00:32:49,936 --> 00:32:51,282
- It's not a difficult question.
629
00:32:51,282 --> 00:32:52,577
What are you aiming at?
630
00:32:52,577 --> 00:32:53,594
- The fairway?
631
00:32:53,594 --> 00:32:55,834
- There's four acres of fairway out there.
632
00:32:55,834 --> 00:32:57,743
You just aiming for four acres?
633
00:32:57,743 --> 00:32:58,770
- Yeah.
634
00:32:58,770 --> 00:33:00,244
- Aim for something.
635
00:33:00,244 --> 00:33:02,432
In tennis they're not just
aiming for the service box,
636
00:33:02,432 --> 00:33:04,792
they're aiming for two
square inches of it.
637
00:33:04,792 --> 00:33:08,463
In basketball they're aiming
for a specific spot on the rim.
638
00:33:08,463 --> 00:33:10,201
In hockey they're not
just aiming for the net.
639
00:33:10,201 --> 00:33:12,214
They're aiming for a postage stamp
640
00:33:12,214 --> 00:33:14,510
above the goalie's shoulder.
641
00:33:14,510 --> 00:33:16,120
- I don't know hockey.
642
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:17,189
- Don't be a dick.
643
00:33:17,189 --> 00:33:18,832
Don't just aim for the fairway.
644
00:33:18,832 --> 00:33:21,140
Aim for a tree off in the distance.
645
00:33:21,140 --> 00:33:23,941
And don't just aim for a
tree, aim for a branch.
646
00:33:23,941 --> 00:33:27,283
Better yet, a leaf on that branch.
647
00:33:27,283 --> 00:33:29,679
If you aim for the fairway and you miss,
648
00:33:29,679 --> 00:33:31,170
you miss the fairway.
649
00:33:31,170 --> 00:33:33,477
If you aim for a sprinkler
head and you miss
650
00:33:33,477 --> 00:33:34,983
you're still in the fairway.
651
00:33:34,983 --> 00:33:35,930
You follow?
652
00:33:35,930 --> 00:33:37,489
- That was very Robert Shaw.
653
00:33:37,489 --> 00:33:38,399
- Yeah?
654
00:33:38,399 --> 00:33:39,831
I was going for that.
655
00:33:39,831 --> 00:33:40,831
Now come on.
656
00:33:41,668 --> 00:33:43,251
- Okay, I'm aiming.
657
00:33:44,559 --> 00:33:46,640
- What are you aiming for?
658
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:49,020
- You see that ground under repair sign,
659
00:33:49,020 --> 00:33:51,386
slap dab in the middle of the fairway?
660
00:33:51,386 --> 00:33:52,999
- Now don't just aim for the sign.
661
00:33:52,999 --> 00:33:56,078
Aim for a word or even a letter in under.
662
00:33:56,078 --> 00:33:59,523
- Nevermind that, I'm
aiming for printed in Japan.
663
00:33:59,523 --> 00:34:00,440
- Atta boy.
664
00:34:05,087 --> 00:34:06,663
Nice shot.
665
00:34:06,663 --> 00:34:07,496
- Yes.
666
00:34:13,281 --> 00:34:15,786
Come on, my son taught me this.
667
00:34:15,786 --> 00:34:17,868
- No, I'm not doing that.
668
00:34:18,989 --> 00:34:21,055
- Anyway, you're brilliant.
669
00:34:21,055 --> 00:34:22,596
- I didn't hit the drive.
670
00:34:22,596 --> 00:34:24,325
Come on, this hole's far from over.
671
00:34:37,187 --> 00:34:38,290
Nice drive.
672
00:34:38,290 --> 00:34:40,866
Now, choose your club.
673
00:34:40,866 --> 00:34:42,439
What the hell is that?
674
00:34:42,439 --> 00:34:43,316
- What do you mean?
675
00:34:43,316 --> 00:34:44,207
It's a three-wood.
676
00:34:44,207 --> 00:34:45,308
- Why'd you pull your three-wood out?
677
00:34:45,308 --> 00:34:48,902
Do you know how hard it is to
hit a three-wood off the deck?
678
00:34:48,902 --> 00:34:51,263
- But it's 300 yards to the pin.
679
00:34:51,263 --> 00:34:53,854
- Can you hit a three-way 300 yards?
680
00:34:53,854 --> 00:34:54,731
- Well, no.
681
00:34:54,731 --> 00:34:58,164
- Can you hit anything 300 yards?
682
00:34:58,164 --> 00:34:59,181
- No, but.
683
00:34:59,181 --> 00:35:00,791
- So are we agreed that
684
00:35:00,791 --> 00:35:03,050
you're not getting there in one shot?
685
00:35:03,050 --> 00:35:03,990
- Of course.
686
00:35:03,990 --> 00:35:05,733
- What's your 150 yard club.
687
00:35:05,733 --> 00:35:08,233
- I'd say maybe my seven iron.
688
00:35:09,261 --> 00:35:10,190
- I'd say maybe.
689
00:35:10,190 --> 00:35:12,500
Bogart, you have to know
how far your clubs go,
690
00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:14,231
each and every club.
691
00:35:14,231 --> 00:35:17,937
For now, let's assume your
seven iron goes 150 yards.
692
00:35:17,937 --> 00:35:19,360
- Okay.
693
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:20,284
- Don't just stand there.
694
00:35:20,284 --> 00:35:21,282
Get your seven iron.
695
00:35:21,282 --> 00:35:22,472
- Oh, what now?
696
00:35:22,472 --> 00:35:23,350
- Yes now.
697
00:35:23,350 --> 00:35:25,014
What's your target?
698
00:35:25,014 --> 00:35:27,181
- Well, I'm 300 yards out.
699
00:35:28,459 --> 00:35:31,944
Maybe the 150 yard marker in
the middle of the fairway?
700
00:35:31,944 --> 00:35:34,633
- Give the man a gold star.
701
00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:36,284
Now come on, hit it.
702
00:35:55,675 --> 00:35:58,003
- Jim,
Bogart has a perfect lie
703
00:35:58,003 --> 00:36:00,017
in the middle of the fairway,
704
00:36:00,017 --> 00:36:02,015
right by the 150 yard marker.
705
00:36:02,015 --> 00:36:04,843
But it shouldn't interfere with his swing.
706
00:36:04,843 --> 00:36:05,827
- How far?
707
00:36:05,827 --> 00:36:08,366
- He's
consulting with his caddy,
708
00:36:08,366 --> 00:36:09,199
getting a yardage.
709
00:36:17,075 --> 00:36:17,908
- 150.
710
00:36:18,983 --> 00:36:20,701
- 150.
711
00:36:20,701 --> 00:36:23,272
That should be right
in Bogart's wheelhouse.
712
00:36:23,272 --> 00:36:24,985
All he needs to do is put this close
713
00:36:24,985 --> 00:36:28,013
and the championship should be his.
714
00:36:28,013 --> 00:36:30,930
- Hey Walter Mitty, get on with it.
715
00:36:33,420 --> 00:36:34,609
- Seven iron again?
716
00:36:34,609 --> 00:36:36,109
- You're a genius.
717
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:50,858
See, you don't suck at golf.
718
00:36:50,858 --> 00:36:52,916
You're just not very smart.
719
00:36:52,916 --> 00:36:53,948
- Hey.
720
00:36:53,948 --> 00:36:55,698
- I was only kidding.
721
00:36:56,975 --> 00:36:59,235
- Hey, you haven't taken your shot.
722
00:36:59,235 --> 00:37:01,669
- I haven't had a shot in three holes now.
723
00:37:01,669 --> 00:37:03,191
- Really?
724
00:37:03,191 --> 00:37:05,044
- You've been too focused to notice.
725
00:37:05,044 --> 00:37:06,271
- Oh gosh, I'm sorry.
726
00:37:06,271 --> 00:37:07,148
- Don't be sorry.
727
00:37:07,148 --> 00:37:09,439
It's your focus that's
making you play better.
728
00:37:09,439 --> 00:37:10,401
- I guess you're right.
729
00:37:10,401 --> 00:37:11,987
- Oh, I'm right.
730
00:37:11,987 --> 00:37:14,348
- You know, I envy you, Ray.
731
00:37:14,348 --> 00:37:15,366
- Envy me?
732
00:37:15,366 --> 00:37:17,517
- Sure, you're working at a golf course,
733
00:37:17,517 --> 00:37:20,276
no stress, playing golf every day.
734
00:37:20,276 --> 00:37:21,295
- Are you kidding me?
735
00:37:21,295 --> 00:37:22,555
Playing golf every day?
736
00:37:22,555 --> 00:37:24,937
How many times have you
played golf this year?
737
00:37:24,937 --> 00:37:26,426
- It's 102,
738
00:37:26,426 --> 00:37:27,343
today, 103.
739
00:37:28,332 --> 00:37:31,010
- I've played seven times.
740
00:37:31,010 --> 00:37:32,010
Seven times.
741
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:37,523
It should be me envying
you, except that I don't.
742
00:37:38,500 --> 00:37:41,491
I'm only here because we made a deal.
743
00:37:41,491 --> 00:37:42,770
I should be back in my office
744
00:37:42,770 --> 00:37:45,043
trying to figure out a way
to save the golf course.
745
00:37:45,043 --> 00:37:46,160
- Save it?
746
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:47,192
From what?
747
00:37:47,192 --> 00:37:48,142
- From closing.
748
00:37:48,142 --> 00:37:51,309
Somebody on town council wants
to shut down the golf course.
749
00:37:51,309 --> 00:37:52,899
I haven't even unpacked,
750
00:37:52,899 --> 00:37:54,460
and they wanna close it.
751
00:37:54,460 --> 00:37:56,155
- Which councilor?
752
00:37:56,155 --> 00:37:57,546
- Cruella Deville or something like that.
753
00:37:57,546 --> 00:37:59,523
- Sue Ella Lamille.
754
00:37:59,523 --> 00:38:00,574
- That's her.
755
00:38:00,574 --> 00:38:02,814
- So what are we gonna do about it?
756
00:38:02,814 --> 00:38:03,687
- We?
757
00:38:03,687 --> 00:38:04,966
- Sure, I can help.
758
00:38:04,966 --> 00:38:06,454
- There's nothing you can do about it.
759
00:38:06,454 --> 00:38:08,237
Unless you know 25,000 people
760
00:38:08,237 --> 00:38:11,654
who can play golf here in the next month.
761
00:38:23,209 --> 00:38:24,100
- Oh, there he is.
762
00:38:24,100 --> 00:38:25,410
Oh, Rick.
763
00:38:25,410 --> 00:38:26,723
- Oh, I'm on my way home.
764
00:38:26,723 --> 00:38:28,039
Do you need something from inside?
765
00:38:28,039 --> 00:38:29,003
- Just inside your brain.
766
00:38:29,003 --> 00:38:30,440
- We have a rules question for you.
767
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:32,400
- Well, you're a pro, you should know.
768
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:33,469
- I'm not actually-
769
00:38:33,469 --> 00:38:36,022
- Gladys and I were just
finishing a match on the ninth.
770
00:38:36,022 --> 00:38:37,271
- We just played nine 'cause we're old.
771
00:38:37,271 --> 00:38:38,320
- Speak for yourself.
772
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:41,802
Anyway, I was on the green
and Gladys was just off.
773
00:38:41,802 --> 00:38:43,551
- I'm having trouble with my irons.
774
00:38:43,551 --> 00:38:45,965
I can hit my driver like
a son of a bitch, but.
775
00:38:45,965 --> 00:38:47,943
- But she was off the green and I was on,
776
00:38:47,943 --> 00:38:50,330
and she refused to play first.
777
00:38:50,330 --> 00:38:53,863
- Because I was closest to the pin.
778
00:38:53,863 --> 00:38:56,612
If I'd have gone first,
she would've seen the line.
779
00:38:56,612 --> 00:38:58,064
The match was tied.
780
00:38:58,064 --> 00:38:59,657
So this was for the whole shootin' works.
781
00:38:59,657 --> 00:39:00,490
- Shooting match.
782
00:39:00,490 --> 00:39:01,323
- I knew it was a match.
783
00:39:01,323 --> 00:39:03,130
I'm not in the home yet.
784
00:39:03,130 --> 00:39:05,039
- Okay, so Alice, you were on the green.
785
00:39:05,039 --> 00:39:05,872
- Correct.
786
00:39:05,872 --> 00:39:08,339
- And Gladys was off, but
that doesn't really matter.
787
00:39:08,339 --> 00:39:11,087
The question is who was
farthest from the pin.
788
00:39:11,087 --> 00:39:11,979
- Really?
789
00:39:11,979 --> 00:39:14,062
Well, that's hard to say.
790
00:39:16,249 --> 00:39:17,565
It is not.
791
00:39:17,565 --> 00:39:19,116
You darn well, I measured.
792
00:39:19,116 --> 00:39:21,989
Alice was exactly 20 handbags further away
793
00:39:21,989 --> 00:39:23,779
and I was 16.
794
00:39:23,779 --> 00:39:24,911
- Handbags?
795
00:39:24,911 --> 00:39:26,752
- Yeah, handbags.
796
00:39:26,752 --> 00:39:29,080
I had nothing else to measure
with so I use the handbags.
797
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:30,948
- So if you used
handbags, that settles it.
798
00:39:30,948 --> 00:39:32,142
Alice should have played first
799
00:39:32,142 --> 00:39:33,453
as she was farther from the pin
800
00:39:33,453 --> 00:39:35,712
and being on or off the
green doesn't really matter.
801
00:39:35,712 --> 00:39:39,160
Which means you played out of
turn and you lose the hole.
802
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:40,402
- What a crock.
803
00:39:40,402 --> 00:39:42,612
- You owe me a loony.
804
00:39:42,612 --> 00:39:44,029
- You're a loony.
805
00:39:46,450 --> 00:39:47,748
- Lisa?
806
00:39:47,748 --> 00:39:49,440
She's out on the course right now.
807
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:51,199
Yeah I know what an inhaler is.
808
00:39:51,199 --> 00:39:52,699
What, is she okay?
809
00:39:53,977 --> 00:39:56,076
Of course I can, anything.
810
00:39:56,076 --> 00:39:57,042
Ladies change room?
811
00:39:57,042 --> 00:39:59,017
I can't do that.
812
00:39:59,017 --> 00:40:01,417
Of course I don't want her to die.
813
00:40:01,417 --> 00:40:02,553
Eighth hole?
814
00:40:02,553 --> 00:40:04,530
Okay, I'm on it.
815
00:40:04,530 --> 00:40:05,950
- Okay, thanks.
816
00:40:05,950 --> 00:40:07,033
And do hurry.
817
00:40:08,139 --> 00:40:09,889
He really is quite adorable.
818
00:42:19,312 --> 00:42:20,384
- Here.
819
00:42:20,384 --> 00:42:21,261
- What's this?
820
00:42:21,261 --> 00:42:22,312
Who are you?
821
00:42:22,312 --> 00:42:23,184
- It's me, Rick.
822
00:42:23,184 --> 00:42:24,373
That's your inhaler.
823
00:42:24,373 --> 00:42:25,284
- Take your helmet off.
824
00:42:29,694 --> 00:42:30,763
- I know it's an inhaler.
825
00:42:30,763 --> 00:42:32,388
Well, why are you giving it to me?
826
00:42:32,388 --> 00:42:34,100
- Don't you need it?
827
00:42:34,100 --> 00:42:35,836
- Well sometimes, but not right now.
828
00:42:35,836 --> 00:42:38,064
- Five minutes ago?
829
00:42:38,064 --> 00:42:38,897
- No.
830
00:42:39,975 --> 00:42:40,892
- Then why?
831
00:42:41,954 --> 00:42:43,494
- Here, take this.
832
00:42:43,494 --> 00:42:44,843
- Thanks.
833
00:42:51,652 --> 00:42:53,138
Then why did someone phone me
834
00:42:53,138 --> 00:42:54,855
telling me you were
having an asthma attack
835
00:42:54,855 --> 00:42:56,690
and to bring you your inhaler?
836
00:42:56,690 --> 00:42:58,629
- I wasn't having an attack.
837
00:42:58,629 --> 00:43:01,252
I have a spare inhaler in my golf bag.
838
00:43:01,252 --> 00:43:02,686
Where'd you get that?
839
00:43:02,686 --> 00:43:04,367
- You're backpack in
the lady's change room.
840
00:43:04,367 --> 00:43:05,242
- What?
841
00:43:05,242 --> 00:43:06,661
You went through my backpack.
842
00:43:06,661 --> 00:43:08,919
Why did you go through my backpack?
843
00:43:08,919 --> 00:43:10,739
And what were you doing
in the ladies change room?
844
00:43:10,739 --> 00:43:11,858
- They told me to.
845
00:43:11,858 --> 00:43:13,031
- They?
846
00:43:13,031 --> 00:43:14,287
- Your friend on the phone.
847
00:43:14,287 --> 00:43:15,986
She said you were having an asthma attack.
848
00:43:15,986 --> 00:43:17,352
- Oh.
849
00:43:17,352 --> 00:43:18,281
- Oh?
850
00:43:18,281 --> 00:43:20,133
- I think someone's messing with you.
851
00:43:20,133 --> 00:43:22,023
- That much I figured out already.
852
00:43:22,023 --> 00:43:24,319
- I think my friend
Sally put you up to this.
853
00:43:24,319 --> 00:43:25,192
- It's not funny.
854
00:43:25,192 --> 00:43:26,099
I thought you were dying.
855
00:43:26,099 --> 00:43:28,221
Not to mention a lot
of the ride was uphill.
856
00:43:28,221 --> 00:43:29,583
- Well, I think you're sweet.
857
00:43:29,583 --> 00:43:30,479
- You do?
858
00:43:30,479 --> 00:43:31,422
- For sure.
859
00:43:31,422 --> 00:43:33,989
My knight in shining
armor, come to save me.
860
00:43:33,989 --> 00:43:36,182
- Last week I got a call
saying that Mr. Bambrick
861
00:43:36,182 --> 00:43:38,529
was having a heart attack on the 11th.
862
00:43:38,529 --> 00:43:39,631
I brought up the defibrillator
863
00:43:39,631 --> 00:43:42,113
and turns out it was just heartburn.
864
00:43:42,113 --> 00:43:43,740
- Well, that killed the moment.
865
00:43:43,740 --> 00:43:46,682
- Sorry, I got a $10 tip out of it though.
866
00:43:46,682 --> 00:43:48,451
- Are you suggesting I
should give you a tip?
867
00:43:48,451 --> 00:43:50,061
- Oh no, I didn't mean that.
868
00:43:50,061 --> 00:43:51,862
- How about if I let you walk in with me?
869
00:43:51,862 --> 00:43:53,558
- Um, okay.
870
00:43:53,558 --> 00:43:55,677
- I'm sorry, that must've sounded awful.
871
00:43:55,677 --> 00:43:57,159
- No, I'd be happy to.
872
00:43:57,159 --> 00:44:00,242
- Maybe you can give me a tip or two.
873
00:44:07,415 --> 00:44:11,159
♪ Girl you've got that smile ♪
874
00:44:11,159 --> 00:44:15,317
♪ It makes my heart beat every day ♪
875
00:44:15,317 --> 00:44:19,637
♪ And you got that way ♪
876
00:44:19,637 --> 00:44:23,835
♪ Of making it easy to fall for you ♪
877
00:44:23,835 --> 00:44:25,893
♪ I do ♪
878
00:44:25,893 --> 00:44:28,655
♪ Promise two ♪
879
00:44:28,655 --> 00:44:32,674
♪ Hands to hold you when you're cold ♪
880
00:44:32,674 --> 00:44:35,912
♪ I can't help it ♪
881
00:44:35,912 --> 00:44:38,995
♪ I'm a fool for you ♪
882
00:44:54,065 --> 00:44:57,763
♪ Girl you've got those eyes ♪
883
00:44:57,763 --> 00:45:02,211
♪ That still gleam under
the pale moonlight ♪
884
00:45:02,211 --> 00:45:03,544
- Get a move on.
885
00:45:06,248 --> 00:45:08,081
♪ You ♪
886
00:45:12,631 --> 00:45:14,203
♪ I'm a fool for ♪
- Can I walk you home?
887
00:45:14,203 --> 00:45:16,246
- No, I'm gonna hang out
on the putting green.
888
00:45:16,246 --> 00:45:17,304
- Oh really?
889
00:45:17,304 --> 00:45:19,264
- Yeah, well just until
my mom picks me up.
890
00:45:19,264 --> 00:45:20,181
- Oh, okay.
891
00:45:22,586 --> 00:45:23,502
Bye.
- Bye.
892
00:45:23,502 --> 00:45:25,065
Oh, your helmet.
893
00:45:25,065 --> 00:45:26,904
- Yeah, my helmet.
894
00:45:26,904 --> 00:45:28,200
- Yeah.
895
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:29,033
- Ope.
896
00:45:31,432 --> 00:45:32,439
- Okay, see ya.
897
00:45:32,439 --> 00:45:33,272
- See ya.
898
00:45:35,049 --> 00:45:36,050
- Your clubs.
899
00:45:36,050 --> 00:45:38,274
- Right, my clubs.
900
00:45:38,274 --> 00:45:43,274
♪ I'm so in love with ♪
901
00:45:43,769 --> 00:45:45,602
♪ You ♪
902
00:45:55,376 --> 00:45:56,209
- More tea?
903
00:45:56,209 --> 00:45:57,042
Another sandwich?
904
00:45:57,042 --> 00:45:57,875
- No, thank you.
905
00:45:57,875 --> 00:45:58,708
- No?
906
00:45:58,708 --> 00:45:59,775
- Is that surprising?
907
00:45:59,775 --> 00:46:01,484
- Well, you do like your
tea and your sandwiches.
908
00:46:01,484 --> 00:46:03,504
- I do, don't I?
909
00:46:03,504 --> 00:46:05,592
But if I have any more
I won't sleep tonight,
910
00:46:05,592 --> 00:46:07,326
and I have trouble sleeping as it is.
911
00:46:07,326 --> 00:46:08,932
- Aww, I'm sorry.
912
00:46:08,932 --> 00:46:10,864
Whatcha reading?
913
00:46:12,907 --> 00:46:14,504
- I think somebody's trying
to tell me something.
914
00:46:14,504 --> 00:46:15,395
- A gift?
915
00:46:15,395 --> 00:46:16,268
- It was a mystery gift.
916
00:46:16,268 --> 00:46:17,896
Someone left it in my day locker.
917
00:46:17,896 --> 00:46:19,194
No idea who.
918
00:46:19,194 --> 00:46:21,205
- Somebody who played behind you, perhaps?
919
00:46:21,205 --> 00:46:22,763
- Ha ha, very funny.
920
00:46:22,763 --> 00:46:23,655
- I'll get you some change.
921
00:46:23,655 --> 00:46:24,774
- No, that's good.
922
00:46:24,774 --> 00:46:25,655
Thank you very much.
923
00:46:25,655 --> 00:46:26,723
- Thank you.
924
00:46:26,723 --> 00:46:28,262
Will I see you tomorrow?
925
00:46:28,262 --> 00:46:30,102
- Does bear go number two in the woods?
926
00:46:30,102 --> 00:46:31,149
- You're funny.
927
00:46:31,149 --> 00:46:32,493
- Thank you.
928
00:46:32,493 --> 00:46:33,683
- See you tomorrow, Bogart.
929
00:46:33,683 --> 00:46:35,805
- Thanks for everything, Lauren.
930
00:46:35,805 --> 00:46:37,677
- Honey, there's some
pizza in the kitchen.
931
00:46:37,677 --> 00:46:38,609
Would you like some?
932
00:46:38,609 --> 00:46:40,147
- Oh, thank you, but I can't.
933
00:46:40,147 --> 00:46:41,021
- It's on me.
934
00:46:41,021 --> 00:46:42,841
We're closing, it'll just get thrown out.
935
00:46:42,841 --> 00:46:44,237
- But you're closing.
936
00:46:44,237 --> 00:46:45,070
- That's okay.
937
00:46:45,070 --> 00:46:45,903
I have to cash out.
938
00:46:45,903 --> 00:46:46,736
You have time.
939
00:46:46,736 --> 00:46:47,569
- Are you sure?
940
00:46:47,569 --> 00:46:48,402
- Of course I'm sure.
941
00:46:48,402 --> 00:46:49,736
I'll be right back.
942
00:47:16,204 --> 00:47:17,655
Lisa?
943
00:47:17,655 --> 00:47:18,739
What are you doing here?
944
00:47:18,739 --> 00:47:19,915
I thought you went home.
945
00:47:19,915 --> 00:47:21,863
- It's hard to explain.
946
00:47:21,863 --> 00:47:22,913
I can't go home.
947
00:47:22,913 --> 00:47:24,243
- What?
948
00:47:24,243 --> 00:47:25,307
Why can't you go home?
949
00:47:25,307 --> 00:47:27,444
- Well, my mom kicked me out
950
00:47:27,444 --> 00:47:28,896
for her new boyfriend to move in.
951
00:47:28,896 --> 00:47:30,146
- That's crazy.
952
00:47:31,383 --> 00:47:33,236
- A little bit.
953
00:47:33,236 --> 00:47:35,486
- So what are you gonna do?
954
00:47:37,068 --> 00:47:39,557
You weren't gonna sleep here were you?
955
00:47:39,557 --> 00:47:40,589
You were.
956
00:47:40,589 --> 00:47:41,760
- I'm sorry.
957
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:44,213
- Don't be sorry, you poor girl.
958
00:47:44,213 --> 00:47:45,090
Just this once?
959
00:47:45,090 --> 00:47:46,822
Or has this been going on for-
960
00:47:46,822 --> 00:47:47,802
- A couple days?
961
00:47:47,802 --> 00:47:49,870
- Well, it's not gonna happen tonight.
962
00:47:49,870 --> 00:47:51,669
No, no, I didn't mean it like that.
963
00:47:51,669 --> 00:47:53,419
I mean, you're gonna come home with me.
964
00:47:53,419 --> 00:47:54,299
- I can't.
965
00:47:54,299 --> 00:47:55,588
- Of course you can.
966
00:47:55,588 --> 00:47:57,343
And you are.
967
00:47:57,343 --> 00:47:58,672
Now come on, get your things.
968
00:47:58,672 --> 00:47:59,505
You know what?
969
00:47:59,505 --> 00:48:01,077
I'm only walking distance away.
970
00:48:01,077 --> 00:48:02,561
And it's a longish walk,
971
00:48:02,561 --> 00:48:04,597
but that'll give us
some time to talk, okay?
972
00:48:04,597 --> 00:48:05,470
- Okay.
973
00:48:12,089 --> 00:48:14,822
- Well that sounds hard.
974
00:48:14,822 --> 00:48:15,751
- Well, I feel like I'm
975
00:48:15,751 --> 00:48:17,552
making my mother sound like a monster.
976
00:48:17,552 --> 00:48:20,460
- Well, certainly not mother of the year.
977
00:48:20,460 --> 00:48:24,762
- Well, she's not that bad
until she goes off her meds.
978
00:48:24,762 --> 00:48:25,710
And then-
- Why did she
979
00:48:25,710 --> 00:48:26,649
go off her medications?
980
00:48:26,649 --> 00:48:28,440
- Why does anyone go off their meds?
981
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:29,464
It makes them feel better.
982
00:48:29,464 --> 00:48:30,339
And then-
983
00:48:30,339 --> 00:48:31,528
- Then they think they're better
984
00:48:31,528 --> 00:48:33,398
and then they stop.
985
00:48:33,398 --> 00:48:35,780
- Yeah, and it keeps on happening.
986
00:48:35,780 --> 00:48:37,899
- Well where's your dad in all this?
987
00:48:37,899 --> 00:48:39,906
Oh, I'm sorry, do you have a dad?
988
00:48:39,906 --> 00:48:42,888
- Yeah, he lives in Seattle.
989
00:48:42,888 --> 00:48:45,230
- I don't know how to ask this delicately,
990
00:48:45,230 --> 00:48:47,230
but doesn't he want you?
991
00:48:48,705 --> 00:48:50,362
- Yeah, of course.
992
00:48:50,362 --> 00:48:52,784
He fought for me in court, but then lost.
993
00:48:52,784 --> 00:48:55,112
And then our mother, my
mother moved us here.
994
00:48:55,112 --> 00:48:57,366
- Does he know what's going on?
995
00:48:57,366 --> 00:48:59,084
- Yeah, I told him.
996
00:48:59,084 --> 00:49:00,026
- You told him that you're
997
00:49:00,026 --> 00:49:01,792
sleeping outside at a golf course?
998
00:49:01,792 --> 00:49:03,512
- Oh God, no.
999
00:49:03,512 --> 00:49:05,064
I told him I'm staying at my friends.
1000
00:49:05,064 --> 00:49:07,481
- Well, at least that's true.
1001
00:49:08,324 --> 00:49:10,405
You can stay with us
as long as you need to.
1002
00:49:10,405 --> 00:49:12,685
- You and your husband?
1003
00:49:12,685 --> 00:49:14,421
- No, me and my son.
1004
00:49:14,421 --> 00:49:15,294
I'm a widow.
1005
00:49:15,294 --> 00:49:16,311
- Oh God, I'm so sorry.
1006
00:49:16,311 --> 00:49:17,622
- Oh, no, no, it's okay.
1007
00:49:17,622 --> 00:49:19,055
It happened a long time ago.
1008
00:49:19,055 --> 00:49:20,035
- How old's your son?
1009
00:49:20,035 --> 00:49:21,645
- He's 15.
1010
00:49:21,645 --> 00:49:22,868
You probably know him.
1011
00:49:22,868 --> 00:49:24,951
He works at the pro shop.
1012
00:49:26,864 --> 00:49:28,791
Lisa, what's wrong?
1013
00:49:28,791 --> 00:49:31,521
- Rick, Rick from the pro shop's your son?
1014
00:49:31,521 --> 00:49:33,159
- Yeah, he is.
1015
00:49:33,159 --> 00:49:34,701
- I can't go to your house.
1016
00:49:34,701 --> 00:49:36,104
- Why not?
1017
00:49:36,104 --> 00:49:39,504
- Because it would be the
most embarrassing thing ever.
1018
00:49:39,504 --> 00:49:40,499
- Don't be silly.
1019
00:49:40,499 --> 00:49:42,131
Rick's a great kid.
1020
00:49:42,131 --> 00:49:44,635
He'll totally understand.
1021
00:49:44,635 --> 00:49:45,704
- What?
1022
00:49:45,704 --> 00:49:46,982
She can't come in here.
1023
00:49:46,982 --> 00:49:48,804
- Why on earth not?
1024
00:49:48,804 --> 00:49:50,834
- Because that'll be the
most embarrassing thing ever.
1025
00:49:50,834 --> 00:49:51,988
- Don't be ridiculous.
1026
00:49:51,988 --> 00:49:53,494
The poor girl is in trouble,
1027
00:49:53,494 --> 00:49:55,279
and we are gonna help her out.
1028
00:49:55,279 --> 00:49:57,503
- A little warning would have been nice.
1029
00:49:57,503 --> 00:49:58,852
So I could clean my room.
1030
00:49:58,852 --> 00:50:02,191
- First, the hundred times I
asked you to clean your room
1031
00:50:02,191 --> 00:50:03,542
should have been ample warning.
1032
00:50:03,542 --> 00:50:06,922
And second, she ain't goin' in your room.
1033
00:50:06,922 --> 00:50:10,613
But you could do me a favor
before I bring her in.
1034
00:50:10,613 --> 00:50:11,490
- What?
1035
00:50:11,490 --> 00:50:13,157
- Put some pants on.
1036
00:50:35,558 --> 00:50:40,558
♪ Maybe you're feelin' it comin' ♪
1037
00:50:40,969 --> 00:50:45,591
♪ Maybe it's nothin' at all ♪
1038
00:50:45,591 --> 00:50:50,445
♪ Sometimes change comes and pick you up ♪
1039
00:50:50,445 --> 00:50:55,445
♪ Just when you start to fall ♪
1040
00:50:55,565 --> 00:51:00,565
♪ Sometimes it's too familiar ♪
1041
00:51:01,006 --> 00:51:05,227
♪ And you've just gotta run ♪
1042
00:51:05,227 --> 00:51:10,227
♪ Or you can't find what
you think you need ♪
1043
00:51:10,423 --> 00:51:14,244
♪ To do what must be done ♪
1044
00:51:14,244 --> 00:51:16,667
♪ But wherever you run ♪
1045
00:51:16,667 --> 00:51:19,605
♪ Wherever you roam ♪
1046
00:51:19,605 --> 00:51:24,085
♪ Every road is leading you home ♪
1047
00:51:24,085 --> 00:51:26,667
♪ Whatever may come ♪
1048
00:51:26,667 --> 00:51:30,785
♪ Whatever the load ♪
1049
00:51:30,785 --> 00:51:33,547
♪ Every road ♪
1050
00:51:33,547 --> 00:51:36,964
♪ Every road leads home ♪
1051
00:51:46,464 --> 00:51:48,023
- I've done it.
1052
00:51:48,023 --> 00:51:49,322
- Excuse me?
1053
00:51:49,322 --> 00:51:52,009
- I signed up for the club
championship next Sunday.
1054
00:51:52,009 --> 00:51:53,726
- Bogart, I'm in the
middle of a putting lesson.
1055
00:51:53,726 --> 00:51:55,305
- I'll cut to the chase,
1056
00:51:55,305 --> 00:51:57,326
distance is more important than line.
1057
00:51:57,326 --> 00:51:58,846
That's all you need to know.
1058
00:51:58,846 --> 00:51:59,846
- Excuse me.
1059
00:52:01,967 --> 00:52:02,800
- Bogart.
1060
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:04,865
- He's a very good teacher.
1061
00:52:04,865 --> 00:52:06,146
- Bogart, you've had one lesson.
1062
00:52:06,146 --> 00:52:07,049
I don't think that makes you ready
1063
00:52:07,049 --> 00:52:08,426
for the club championship.
1064
00:52:08,426 --> 00:52:11,028
- I'm not saying I'm gonna
win the club championship,
1065
00:52:11,028 --> 00:52:12,986
but you taught me so much.
1066
00:52:12,986 --> 00:52:14,586
I just wanna play it.
1067
00:52:14,586 --> 00:52:16,746
But you only have one week to practice.
1068
00:52:16,746 --> 00:52:18,810
- I'm gonna practice every day.
1069
00:52:18,810 --> 00:52:20,346
Don't worry.
1070
00:52:20,346 --> 00:52:22,285
I don't care if I come last.
1071
00:52:22,285 --> 00:52:24,868
I just want the experience.
1072
00:52:24,868 --> 00:52:26,628
- All right, fill your boots.
1073
00:52:26,628 --> 00:52:27,863
- Lunch?
1074
00:52:27,863 --> 00:52:29,690
- I'm in the middle of a lesson.
1075
00:52:29,690 --> 00:52:31,130
- Oh yes, sorry.
1076
00:52:31,130 --> 00:52:33,850
Don't forget to tell them
a bit about aiming small.
1077
00:52:33,850 --> 00:52:35,066
- Bye Bogart.
1078
00:52:35,066 --> 00:52:36,469
- Better go.
1079
00:52:36,469 --> 00:52:37,719
Gotta practice.
1080
00:53:15,268 --> 00:53:18,845
♪ Been working like a dog gone crazy ♪
1081
00:53:18,845 --> 00:53:22,708
♪ I've been giving everything I've got ♪
1082
00:53:22,708 --> 00:53:26,763
♪ I need something short
and sweet to save me ♪
1083
00:53:26,763 --> 00:53:30,510
♪ A little something
that can hit the spot ♪
1084
00:53:30,510 --> 00:53:34,348
♪ I've been living like
a man in a prison ♪
1085
00:53:34,348 --> 00:53:38,270
♪ I've been living like
some monk in a cave ♪
1086
00:53:38,270 --> 00:53:42,190
♪ I need a woman with a good position ♪
1087
00:53:42,190 --> 00:53:46,606
♪ I start searching at
the end of the day ♪
1088
00:53:46,606 --> 00:53:48,488
♪ Pack it in and go to town ♪
1089
00:53:48,488 --> 00:53:53,488
♪ When the sun goes down ♪
1090
00:53:54,141 --> 00:53:56,108
♪ And do the Tomcat prowl ♪
1091
00:53:56,108 --> 00:54:01,108
♪ When the sun goes down ♪
1092
00:54:01,687 --> 00:54:05,644
♪ I've been punching
out a clock since 15 ♪
1093
00:54:05,644 --> 00:54:09,749
♪ I've been living on a working wage ♪
1094
00:54:09,749 --> 00:54:13,365
♪ Ya keep paying me
and I'll keep lifting ♪
1095
00:54:13,365 --> 00:54:17,565
♪ I keep a-lifting 'til
the end of the day ♪
1096
00:54:17,565 --> 00:54:19,547
♪ Then pack it in and go to town ♪
1097
00:54:19,547 --> 00:54:24,167
♪ When the sun goes down ♪
1098
00:54:24,167 --> 00:54:25,309
♪ Yeah ♪
1099
00:54:25,309 --> 00:54:27,069
♪ Do the Moondog howl ♪
1100
00:54:27,069 --> 00:54:32,069
♪ When the sun goes down ♪
1101
00:54:32,811 --> 00:54:34,948
♪ And do the Tomcat prowl ♪
1102
00:54:34,948 --> 00:54:39,948
♪ When the sun goes down ♪
1103
00:54:40,833 --> 00:54:44,689
♪ Gotta find a way to ease that pressure ♪
1104
00:54:44,689 --> 00:54:48,571
♪ Gotta find a way to ease that pain ♪
1105
00:54:48,571 --> 00:54:52,513
♪ Gotta find myself some buried treasure ♪
1106
00:54:52,513 --> 00:54:57,268
♪ Gotta find it before the sun ♪
1107
00:54:57,268 --> 00:55:00,018
♪ Comes up again ♪
1108
00:55:14,193 --> 00:55:17,888
♪ It doesn't matter if
you're sane or crazy ♪
1109
00:55:17,888 --> 00:55:21,670
♪ It doesn't matter if
you're weak or strong ♪
1110
00:55:21,670 --> 00:55:25,633
♪ It doesn't matter if your past is hazy ♪
1111
00:55:25,633 --> 00:55:29,430
♪ It doesn't matter you
can all come along ♪
1112
00:55:29,430 --> 00:55:31,768
♪ Pack it in and go to town ♪
1113
00:55:31,768 --> 00:55:36,768
♪ When the sun goes down ♪
1114
00:55:37,409 --> 00:55:41,719
♪ And do the Tomcat prowl
when the sun goes down ♪
1115
00:55:41,719 --> 00:55:45,419
♪ Down down down sun goes down ♪
1116
00:55:45,419 --> 00:55:50,175
♪ Pack it in and go to town
when the sun goes down ♪
1117
00:55:50,175 --> 00:55:52,236
♪ Sun goes down ♪
1118
00:55:52,236 --> 00:55:53,317
♪ Yeah ♪
1119
00:55:53,317 --> 00:55:58,239
♪ And do the Tomcat prowl
when the sun goes down ♪
1120
00:55:58,239 --> 00:56:01,072
♪ Ow ♪
1121
00:56:01,072 --> 00:56:06,072
♪ Do the Moondog howl
when the sun goes down ♪
1122
00:56:06,175 --> 00:56:09,342
♪ Oh I'm howlin' baby ♪
1123
00:56:42,209 --> 00:56:44,708
- I'm here, on time, I've
had a good breakfast.
1124
00:56:44,708 --> 00:56:46,547
I've warmed up properly.
1125
00:56:46,547 --> 00:56:47,892
I've counted my clubs.
1126
00:56:47,892 --> 00:56:49,066
I have 14.
1127
00:56:49,066 --> 00:56:52,565
And I'm ready to play
the Club Championship,
1128
00:56:52,565 --> 00:56:53,482
the Club C.
1129
00:56:54,852 --> 00:56:55,849
- Awesome.
1130
00:56:55,849 --> 00:56:57,507
The Club Championship was yesterday.
1131
00:56:57,507 --> 00:56:58,569
- What?
1132
00:56:58,569 --> 00:56:59,812
- It was yesterday.
1133
00:56:59,812 --> 00:57:01,444
Dan Oakley won with a 68.
1134
00:57:01,444 --> 00:57:04,110
The good news is you
finished in a tie for 73rd.
1135
00:57:04,110 --> 00:57:05,108
- I did?
1136
00:57:05,108 --> 00:57:06,852
- That's last place.
1137
00:57:06,852 --> 00:57:09,435
- Oh, well, I thought it was...
1138
00:57:11,587 --> 00:57:12,818
Oh darn.
1139
00:57:12,818 --> 00:57:15,694
- But you're all ready to play
and these two need a fourth.
1140
00:57:15,694 --> 00:57:16,696
- Third?
1141
00:57:16,696 --> 00:57:17,698
- What'd you call me?
1142
00:57:17,698 --> 00:57:19,218
- Well, you said they needed a fourth.
1143
00:57:19,218 --> 00:57:20,216
- They do.
1144
00:57:20,216 --> 00:57:21,237
- Are you their third?
1145
00:57:21,237 --> 00:57:22,574
- I'm not playing, I'm working.
1146
00:57:22,574 --> 00:57:27,512
- They're two, you're not a
third, but you need a fourth?
1147
00:57:27,512 --> 00:57:28,496
- I don't need a fourth.
1148
00:57:28,496 --> 00:57:30,480
I told you, I'm not playing.
1149
00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:32,298
- Have you got a second?
1150
00:57:32,298 --> 00:57:34,150
Power cart three died on four.
1151
00:57:34,150 --> 00:57:35,004
- Which hole?
1152
00:57:35,004 --> 00:57:35,837
- Four.
1153
00:57:38,124 --> 00:57:40,640
- Take cart one to four
and tow three back.
1154
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:41,473
- 10 four.
1155
00:57:43,650 --> 00:57:45,453
- So these two are playing.
1156
00:57:45,453 --> 00:57:46,335
- Yes.
1157
00:57:46,335 --> 00:57:47,525
- And they need a fourth.
1158
00:57:47,525 --> 00:57:48,646
- Correct.
1159
00:57:48,646 --> 00:57:50,160
- Not a third?
1160
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:51,418
So who's their third again?
1161
00:57:51,418 --> 00:57:53,374
- You, try to keep up.
1162
00:57:53,374 --> 00:57:54,226
- I will.
1163
00:57:54,226 --> 00:57:55,704
I hate slow play.
1164
00:57:55,704 --> 00:57:58,286
Bogart, meet Jenny Ma and Victor Lowe.
1165
00:57:58,286 --> 00:57:59,408
- Nice to meet you.
1166
00:57:59,408 --> 00:58:01,348
Is this your first time playing Woodlands?
1167
00:58:01,348 --> 00:58:02,910
- No, we've played here before.
1168
00:58:02,910 --> 00:58:05,800
- But we have to warn
you, we suck at golf.
1169
00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:07,700
- Don't we all?
1170
00:58:25,328 --> 00:58:26,245
- Yes.
1171
00:58:26,245 --> 00:58:28,595
- Your putting's very good.
1172
00:58:28,595 --> 00:58:31,104
In fact, that fourth
putt's particularly good.
1173
00:58:31,104 --> 00:58:33,143
- Well it's half the game, isn't it?
1174
00:58:33,143 --> 00:58:34,605
- In your case, definitely.
1175
00:58:50,350 --> 00:58:52,320
- it looks like we've got a bit of a wait.
1176
00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:53,954
- Do you play this course often?
1177
00:58:53,954 --> 00:58:55,344
- Every day if I can.
1178
00:58:55,344 --> 00:58:56,332
What about you guys?
1179
00:58:56,332 --> 00:58:57,558
- Only just recently.
1180
00:58:57,558 --> 00:58:58,798
We fell in love with the course
1181
00:58:58,798 --> 00:59:01,316
and that's half the reason
why we bought next door.
1182
00:59:01,316 --> 00:59:02,182
- You bought a house?
1183
00:59:02,182 --> 00:59:03,474
- An inn, actually.
1184
00:59:03,474 --> 00:59:05,106
- I didn't know there was an inn nearby.
1185
00:59:05,106 --> 00:59:06,686
- Because we haven't built it yet.
1186
00:59:06,686 --> 00:59:08,624
- Oh, you bought the
land down by the water.
1187
00:59:08,624 --> 00:59:09,526
- We did.
1188
00:59:09,526 --> 00:59:11,459
- Please tell me you're
gonna put in a marina,
1189
00:59:11,459 --> 00:59:13,825
A marina and inn
overlooking the golf course.
1190
00:59:13,825 --> 00:59:15,764
- We're already planning golf packages.
1191
00:59:15,764 --> 00:59:17,241
We're really excited.
1192
00:59:17,241 --> 00:59:18,074
- Oh.
1193
00:59:19,617 --> 00:59:21,018
- You don't think it's a good idea?
1194
00:59:21,018 --> 00:59:23,126
- I think it's a great idea.
1195
00:59:23,126 --> 00:59:24,354
There's only one problem.
1196
00:59:24,354 --> 00:59:25,256
- What's that?
1197
00:59:25,256 --> 00:59:26,868
- The golf course will probably be closed
1198
00:59:26,868 --> 00:59:28,447
by the time you get the inn built.
1199
00:59:28,447 --> 00:59:29,540
- Closed?
1200
00:59:29,540 --> 00:59:30,664
- Yes, you haven't heard?
1201
00:59:30,664 --> 00:59:32,872
Council wants to close the golf course.
1202
00:59:32,872 --> 00:59:34,095
- Don't tell me they're gonna
1203
00:59:34,095 --> 00:59:35,880
turn it into an outlet mall.
1204
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:37,900
- Worse, a park.
1205
00:59:37,900 --> 00:59:39,504
- Why didn't we know about this?
1206
00:59:39,504 --> 00:59:41,186
- I think everyone was
clinging to the hope
1207
00:59:41,186 --> 00:59:42,546
it would stay open,
1208
00:59:42,546 --> 00:59:43,935
but they need 50,000 rounds
1209
00:59:43,935 --> 00:59:46,114
by the end of this month
for that to happen.
1210
00:59:46,114 --> 00:59:47,238
- Where are they now?
1211
00:59:47,238 --> 00:59:48,460
- 20,000.
1212
00:59:48,460 --> 00:59:49,582
- That's impossible.
1213
00:59:49,582 --> 00:59:51,418
- Maybe if we put up some posters,
1214
00:59:51,418 --> 00:59:53,630
go crazy on social media.
1215
00:59:53,630 --> 00:59:55,022
- Honey, it's impossible.
1216
00:59:55,022 --> 00:59:57,878
- Victor it's gonna be pretty
hard to sell golf packages
1217
00:59:57,878 --> 00:59:59,628
if there's no golf course.
1218
00:59:59,628 --> 01:00:00,838
- Don't get mad at me.
1219
01:00:00,838 --> 01:00:02,012
- Has your sale gone through?
1220
01:00:02,012 --> 01:00:03,014
- It's in escrow.
1221
01:00:03,014 --> 01:00:05,054
- You don't know me from
a hole in the ground,
1222
01:00:05,054 --> 01:00:07,516
but real estate and
development is what I do.
1223
01:00:07,516 --> 01:00:09,832
Would you mind if I had
to look at the contract?
1224
01:00:09,832 --> 01:00:11,082
I have an idea.
1225
01:00:12,756 --> 01:00:14,551
An awful idea.
1226
01:00:14,551 --> 01:00:15,408
- Awful?
1227
01:00:15,408 --> 01:00:17,575
- A wonderful, awful idea.
1228
01:01:09,813 --> 01:01:10,987
- So that's it then.
1229
01:01:10,987 --> 01:01:13,113
We have the town hall booked for Friday.
1230
01:01:13,113 --> 01:01:14,591
I'll bring the tea and the sandwiches.
1231
01:01:14,591 --> 01:01:15,831
- This is all fine and dandy,
1232
01:01:15,831 --> 01:01:19,541
but it's all for nothing if
no one from council comes.
1233
01:01:19,541 --> 01:01:21,001
- Cruella herself.
1234
01:01:21,001 --> 01:01:23,295
She and one other councilor
are gonna be there on Friday
1235
01:01:23,295 --> 01:01:24,804
to hear our case.
1236
01:01:24,804 --> 01:01:27,048
Now all we need is a crowd.
1237
01:01:27,048 --> 01:01:28,696
Which shouldn't be too hard.
1238
01:01:28,696 --> 01:01:29,630
Right?
1239
01:01:29,630 --> 01:01:32,062
- Well, you do have tea and sandwiches.
1240
01:01:43,635 --> 01:01:47,135
- While many of us suck at
golf, we enjoy sucking at golf,
1241
01:01:47,135 --> 01:01:49,959
and we need a golf course
to suck at golf at.
1242
01:01:49,959 --> 01:01:51,726
It's interesting to see how many people
1243
01:01:51,726 --> 01:01:53,953
who suck at something can
actually come together
1244
01:01:53,953 --> 01:01:57,551
to ensure they keep on sucking at it.
1245
01:01:57,551 --> 01:01:59,134
Wait, is that Lisa?
1246
01:02:12,804 --> 01:02:14,025
What's going on?
1247
01:02:14,025 --> 01:02:14,876
- Where were you?
1248
01:02:14,876 --> 01:02:15,964
- I was putting up posters.
1249
01:02:15,964 --> 01:02:17,746
Was that Lisa?
1250
01:02:17,746 --> 01:02:18,920
- You just missed her.
1251
01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:20,026
- Missed her?
1252
01:02:20,026 --> 01:02:21,078
Where's she going?
1253
01:02:21,078 --> 01:02:22,014
- Seattle.
1254
01:02:22,014 --> 01:02:23,153
That was her dad.
1255
01:02:23,153 --> 01:02:23,986
- Seattle?
1256
01:02:25,422 --> 01:02:26,850
- I'm sorry.
1257
01:02:26,850 --> 01:02:27,706
- Don't be sorry.
1258
01:02:27,706 --> 01:02:29,522
It doesn't matter.
1259
01:02:51,804 --> 01:02:54,099
- What are you doing here?
1260
01:02:54,099 --> 01:02:56,017
- I'm on my lunch break.
1261
01:02:56,017 --> 01:02:57,380
You told me to go.
1262
01:02:57,380 --> 01:02:58,605
- Going to the town hall tonight?
1263
01:02:58,605 --> 01:03:00,608
- Yeah, Bogart's making me speak.
1264
01:03:00,608 --> 01:03:03,106
- Good, we need to hear
from you young folk, too.
1265
01:03:03,106 --> 01:03:04,503
- Young folk?
1266
01:03:04,503 --> 01:03:07,241
- Listen, your mom told
me about your girl.
1267
01:03:07,241 --> 01:03:09,512
- She's not my girl.
1268
01:03:09,512 --> 01:03:11,479
- What's her name, Leanne?
1269
01:03:11,479 --> 01:03:13,130
- Lisa.
1270
01:03:13,130 --> 01:03:14,610
Who's watching the shop.
1271
01:03:14,610 --> 01:03:15,747
- Oh, it's not busy.
1272
01:03:15,747 --> 01:03:17,584
Let me give you a little bit of advice.
1273
01:03:17,584 --> 01:03:18,671
- No, it's okay.
1274
01:03:18,671 --> 01:03:20,372
- Remember what I told
you about a bad round?
1275
01:03:20,372 --> 01:03:22,395
You have to get past it and move on
1276
01:03:22,395 --> 01:03:24,352
or you'll have more bad rounds.
1277
01:03:24,352 --> 01:03:26,188
Kinda reminds me when I was your age
1278
01:03:26,188 --> 01:03:28,616
and there was this girl
I had a huge crush on.
1279
01:03:28,616 --> 01:03:30,096
Her name was also Laura.
1280
01:03:30,096 --> 01:03:31,201
- Lisa.
1281
01:03:31,201 --> 01:03:33,192
- No, it was Laura.
1282
01:03:33,192 --> 01:03:35,093
Anyway, it came around to prom time,
1283
01:03:35,093 --> 01:03:37,154
and while I never would have
had the nerve to ask her,
1284
01:03:37,154 --> 01:03:40,500
guess who shows up at my
front door one afternoon.
1285
01:03:40,500 --> 01:03:43,543
Laura, right there on my front porch.
1286
01:03:43,543 --> 01:03:45,720
And she asks me to the prom.
1287
01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:46,638
Can you believe it?
1288
01:03:46,638 --> 01:03:48,406
Oh, I was so happy.
1289
01:03:48,406 --> 01:03:51,516
For two days I was walking
around on cloud nine,
1290
01:03:51,516 --> 01:03:52,433
but then...
1291
01:03:54,044 --> 01:03:55,790
Where'd you go?
1292
01:04:16,694 --> 01:04:17,561
- Hello everyone,
1293
01:04:17,561 --> 01:04:20,399
and welcome to the town hall
to save our golf course.
1294
01:04:20,399 --> 01:04:21,913
- Woo hoo.
1295
01:04:21,913 --> 01:04:24,138
- I hope you've had the chance
to grab some refreshments
1296
01:04:24,138 --> 01:04:25,787
- This tea is lovely.
1297
01:04:25,787 --> 01:04:27,554
- It's Red Rose,
1298
01:04:27,554 --> 01:04:29,238
only available in Canada.
1299
01:04:29,238 --> 01:04:30,276
- Pity.
1300
01:04:30,276 --> 01:04:32,130
- As you know, council
has made the decision
1301
01:04:32,130 --> 01:04:35,630
to close Woodlands Golf Course
and turn it into a park.
1302
01:04:35,630 --> 01:04:37,325
- Boo.
1303
01:04:37,325 --> 01:04:39,438
- You may boo, but the golf course
1304
01:04:39,438 --> 01:04:41,088
is a drain on our community,
1305
01:04:41,088 --> 01:04:44,080
both financially and environmentally.
1306
01:04:44,080 --> 01:04:47,509
- Ladies and gentlemen,
Councilor Sue Ella Lamille.
1307
01:04:47,509 --> 01:04:49,667
Sue Ella, environmentally?
1308
01:04:49,667 --> 01:04:51,792
- Yes, with all its chemicals.
1309
01:04:51,792 --> 01:04:54,720
- We have our groundskeeper
here tonight, Merl.
1310
01:04:54,720 --> 01:04:56,603
Merl, do you use chemicals?
1311
01:04:56,603 --> 01:04:57,760
- Who me?
1312
01:04:57,760 --> 01:04:58,764
Or the golf course?
1313
01:04:58,764 --> 01:04:59,902
- The golf course.
1314
01:04:59,902 --> 01:05:02,093
- No man, we're not allowed to.
1315
01:05:02,093 --> 01:05:05,156
- Well then there's the
issue of using all our water?
1316
01:05:05,156 --> 01:05:06,738
- Merl, how much town water
1317
01:05:06,738 --> 01:05:08,642
does the golf course use in a year?
1318
01:05:08,642 --> 01:05:10,052
- None, man.
1319
01:05:10,052 --> 01:05:11,566
We have a reservoir.
1320
01:05:11,566 --> 01:05:13,520
It's freaking ginormous.
1321
01:05:13,520 --> 01:05:15,878
- So there's no real environmental issues.
1322
01:05:15,878 --> 01:05:18,588
Sue Ella, you said there
was financial issues.
1323
01:05:18,588 --> 01:05:20,370
Does the golf course lose money?
1324
01:05:20,370 --> 01:05:22,260
- In the last five years,
1325
01:05:22,260 --> 01:05:26,186
the course made a measly $100 one year.
1326
01:05:26,186 --> 01:05:29,672
Broke miraculously even for three years.
1327
01:05:29,672 --> 01:05:32,306
And last year it lost money.
1328
01:05:32,306 --> 01:05:35,615
You the taxpayers foot that bill.
1329
01:05:35,615 --> 01:05:39,532
- When you say it lost
money, exactly how much?
1330
01:05:41,092 --> 01:05:44,182
- I'm sorry, I don't have that
information in front of me.
1331
01:05:44,182 --> 01:05:46,750
- Do we not have the COO
here with us tonight?
1332
01:05:46,750 --> 01:05:47,750
Mr. Bradley?
1333
01:05:49,079 --> 01:05:50,746
Mr. Bradley, can you tell us
1334
01:05:50,746 --> 01:05:53,430
how much the golf course lost last year?
1335
01:05:53,430 --> 01:05:56,097
- Last year the golf course lost
1336
01:05:57,616 --> 01:05:58,449
$500.
1337
01:05:59,928 --> 01:06:00,890
- Boo.
1338
01:06:00,890 --> 01:06:03,342
- You may see that as a small number.
1339
01:06:03,342 --> 01:06:06,026
What I see is a disturbing trend
1340
01:06:06,026 --> 01:06:08,156
that is likely to continue.
1341
01:06:08,156 --> 01:06:12,114
This council cannot continue to subsidize
1342
01:06:12,114 --> 01:06:16,688
a silly elitist game for
old men in plaid pants
1343
01:06:16,688 --> 01:06:20,152
when a park can be made
available to everyone.
1344
01:06:20,152 --> 01:06:21,702
- I object.
1345
01:06:24,287 --> 01:06:25,237
- Elitist?
1346
01:06:25,237 --> 01:06:27,156
This game was invented by shepherds.
1347
01:06:27,156 --> 01:06:30,220
It's played by everybody from
grandparents to grandkids.
1348
01:06:30,220 --> 01:06:31,732
- Ray is our golf professional,
1349
01:06:31,732 --> 01:06:34,318
and he's also the director
of our junior program,
1350
01:06:34,318 --> 01:06:36,628
which has how many juniors, Ray?
1351
01:06:36,628 --> 01:06:38,156
- 142.
1352
01:06:38,156 --> 01:06:39,844
- Ah, here's one of our juniors now.
1353
01:06:39,844 --> 01:06:40,677
Rick.
1354
01:06:42,306 --> 01:06:43,906
So please tell us your name
1355
01:06:43,906 --> 01:06:45,638
and what is it you do here at the club?
1356
01:06:45,638 --> 01:06:48,530
- My name is Rick and
I work in the pro shop.
1357
01:06:48,530 --> 01:06:52,956
- And you're also a graduate
of the junior program, correct?
1358
01:06:52,956 --> 01:06:53,826
- Yes.
1359
01:06:53,826 --> 01:06:56,732
- So Rick, tell us in your own words
1360
01:06:56,732 --> 01:06:58,982
what the club means to you.
1361
01:07:05,498 --> 01:07:08,034
- My name is Rick and
because of this golf course
1362
01:07:08,034 --> 01:07:09,870
I am gainfully employed instead of
1363
01:07:09,870 --> 01:07:11,094
running amuck in the streets,
1364
01:07:11,094 --> 01:07:12,944
getting hooked on crack or heroin.
1365
01:07:12,944 --> 01:07:14,594
- That's my boy.
1366
01:07:14,594 --> 01:07:17,363
- Well, thank you so much for
your heartfelt words, Rick.
1367
01:07:17,363 --> 01:07:18,742
- I'd like to say something.
1368
01:07:18,742 --> 01:07:20,560
- Ah, another one of our juniors.
1369
01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:21,977
Come on up, Lisa.
1370
01:07:26,610 --> 01:07:28,148
- To everyone that think
1371
01:07:28,148 --> 01:07:31,770
that golf is an elitist, rich man's game,
1372
01:07:31,770 --> 01:07:34,572
you don't know what golf has done for me.
1373
01:07:34,572 --> 01:07:36,580
I come from a broken home,
1374
01:07:36,580 --> 01:07:38,040
but because of golf I have
1375
01:07:38,040 --> 01:07:40,624
something to look forward to every day.
1376
01:07:40,624 --> 01:07:43,205
Because of this golf course,
1377
01:07:43,205 --> 01:07:46,608
I've met new people, kind people,
1378
01:07:46,608 --> 01:07:49,382
people who took me in when I had literally
1379
01:07:49,382 --> 01:07:51,639
nowhere else to go.
1380
01:07:51,639 --> 01:07:53,852
If you think golf is about
1381
01:07:53,852 --> 01:07:58,852
chasing a little white ball
around, you are very mistaken.
1382
01:07:58,863 --> 01:08:03,280
Thank you, Lisa.
1383
01:08:05,528 --> 01:08:06,751
- You're back.
1384
01:08:06,751 --> 01:08:08,841
- Forgot my inhaler.
1385
01:08:08,841 --> 01:08:12,094
- Now please direct your
attention to the big screen.
1386
01:08:12,094 --> 01:08:16,582
I'd like to introduce you
to Victor Lowe and Jenny Ma.
1387
01:08:16,582 --> 01:08:20,010
Victor and Jenny own Maple Holdings,
1388
01:08:20,010 --> 01:08:23,967
which has just purchased 20
acres next to the golf course
1389
01:08:23,967 --> 01:08:26,967
for an inn and a much needed marina.
1390
01:08:28,900 --> 01:08:32,114
While no rezoning was
required for this project,
1391
01:08:32,114 --> 01:08:35,902
Jenny and Victor have
gifted to our municipality
1392
01:08:35,902 --> 01:08:38,686
the land and construction costs
1393
01:08:38,686 --> 01:08:42,562
for a very expansive
children's playground.
1394
01:08:42,562 --> 01:08:44,479
- Did he say expensive?
1395
01:08:45,636 --> 01:08:47,898
- Expansive.
1396
01:08:47,898 --> 01:08:49,325
- But there's a problem.
1397
01:08:49,325 --> 01:08:50,702
- What's the problem.
1398
01:08:50,702 --> 01:08:52,676
- The entire sale hinges on there
1399
01:08:52,676 --> 01:08:54,970
being a golf course next to the inn.
1400
01:08:54,970 --> 01:08:55,849
- What?
1401
01:08:55,849 --> 01:08:57,232
- It's in the sales contract.
1402
01:08:57,232 --> 01:08:59,878
No golf course, no inn and marina.
1403
01:08:59,878 --> 01:09:02,771
No inn and marina, no playground.
1404
01:09:02,771 --> 01:09:06,235
How will the kids feel
if there's no playground?
1405
01:09:06,235 --> 01:09:07,985
Well, let's ask them.
1406
01:09:09,261 --> 01:09:10,595
- Awwww.
1407
01:09:13,545 --> 01:09:15,420
- Hi guys, welcome.
1408
01:09:15,420 --> 01:09:18,595
Now, Saman, do you like playgrounds?
1409
01:09:18,595 --> 01:09:20,382
- Of course.
1410
01:09:20,382 --> 01:09:22,591
- Now, James, do you like playgrounds?
1411
01:09:22,591 --> 01:09:23,591
- Yes, I do.
1412
01:09:25,838 --> 01:09:30,838
- William, what would you do
if there was no playground?
1413
01:09:31,306 --> 01:09:32,465
- Cry.
1414
01:09:34,112 --> 01:09:35,934
- Of course you would.
1415
01:09:35,934 --> 01:09:38,807
Do you really wanna make
a child cry, Cruella?
1416
01:09:38,807 --> 01:09:40,626
- It's Sue Ella.
1417
01:09:40,626 --> 01:09:45,163
And while this is rather
brilliant, emotional blackmail,
1418
01:09:45,163 --> 01:09:48,190
I'm afraid it has no legal standing.
1419
01:09:48,190 --> 01:09:49,824
- Well, we'll see about that.
1420
01:09:49,824 --> 01:09:52,712
Our last guest tonight is Mr. Redman,
1421
01:09:52,712 --> 01:09:55,449
from the law firm Redman and Newford.
1422
01:09:55,449 --> 01:09:59,716
Now, Mr. Redman is an
expert in contract law.
1423
01:09:59,716 --> 01:10:02,318
Mr. Redman, you've had a
chance to review the contract.
1424
01:10:02,318 --> 01:10:03,814
Am I right?
1425
01:10:03,814 --> 01:10:04,784
- I have.
1426
01:10:04,784 --> 01:10:06,756
It's a big contract.
1427
01:10:06,756 --> 01:10:09,100
And to the layman, it
may not seem obvious,
1428
01:10:09,100 --> 01:10:12,399
but any lawyer will
tell you it's ironclad.
1429
01:10:12,399 --> 01:10:13,449
That's a golf joke.
1430
01:10:15,750 --> 01:10:17,091
No golf course,
1431
01:10:17,091 --> 01:10:18,425
the sale is off.
1432
01:10:19,297 --> 01:10:20,591
- No golf course,
1433
01:10:20,591 --> 01:10:21,425
no inn,
1434
01:10:22,550 --> 01:10:23,852
no playground.
1435
01:10:23,852 --> 01:10:26,612
I'm sorry.
1436
01:10:26,612 --> 01:10:28,702
Mr. Redman, you're not just a lawyer,
1437
01:10:28,702 --> 01:10:31,315
but you're also an avid
golfer, are you not?
1438
01:10:31,315 --> 01:10:32,162
- Guilty.
1439
01:10:32,162 --> 01:10:32,995
- You don't hear that
1440
01:10:32,995 --> 01:10:35,449
from a lawyer very often, do you?
1441
01:10:35,449 --> 01:10:39,050
Now, Mr. Redman is a member
at Hennessy Golf Club,
1442
01:10:39,050 --> 01:10:40,926
and that club has its own troubles,
1443
01:10:40,926 --> 01:10:44,440
as it's in the final year
of its 99-year lease.
1444
01:10:44,440 --> 01:10:46,956
In the past week we've been able to secure
1445
01:10:46,956 --> 01:10:50,542
letters of commitment from
almost 50% of the membership
1446
01:10:50,542 --> 01:10:53,724
of 800 to play at least 20 rounds
1447
01:10:53,724 --> 01:10:56,766
at this golf course next year,
1448
01:10:56,766 --> 01:11:00,397
with 20% wanting to
purchase season passes.
1449
01:11:00,397 --> 01:11:03,225
On top of this, the members
of the Hennessy Golf Club
1450
01:11:03,225 --> 01:11:06,181
have made a donation to our junior program
1451
01:11:06,181 --> 01:11:08,265
in the amount of $10,000.
1452
01:11:14,750 --> 01:11:16,640
- What does this even mean?
1453
01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:20,322
40% of this, 20% of that.
1454
01:11:20,322 --> 01:11:22,739
- I can answer that actually.
1455
01:11:24,046 --> 01:11:28,296
We, given membership and
20 rounds, and yield fees.
1456
01:11:33,056 --> 01:11:35,626
Yup, conservatively about 360.
1457
01:11:35,626 --> 01:11:36,543
- 360 what?
1458
01:11:38,174 --> 01:11:39,786
Rounds?
1459
01:11:39,786 --> 01:11:40,633
Dollars?
1460
01:11:40,633 --> 01:11:41,466
Pesos?
1461
01:11:42,335 --> 01:11:44,597
- According to my quick calculations
1462
01:11:44,597 --> 01:11:48,065
it's additional revenue of $360,000.
1463
01:11:48,065 --> 01:11:49,732
- $360,000 everyone.
1464
01:11:59,520 --> 01:12:01,442
- Well, they could of led with that.
1465
01:12:01,442 --> 01:12:02,853
Saved us a lotta time.
1466
01:12:14,315 --> 01:12:16,301
- The waiting is killing me.
1467
01:12:16,301 --> 01:12:18,495
- Well, it doesn't seem to
have hurt your appetite much.
1468
01:12:18,495 --> 01:12:19,495
- Excuse me?
1469
01:12:21,174 --> 01:12:22,480
Hello?
1470
01:12:22,480 --> 01:12:23,962
Oh, well that's good news.
1471
01:12:23,962 --> 01:12:25,801
Okay, thanks for letting me know.
1472
01:12:25,801 --> 01:12:26,970
All right, bye.
1473
01:12:26,970 --> 01:12:27,822
- Well?
1474
01:12:27,822 --> 01:12:28,671
- It passed.
1475
01:12:28,671 --> 01:12:30,085
A unanimous resolution to
1476
01:12:30,085 --> 01:12:32,206
revisit the golf course in five years.
1477
01:12:32,206 --> 01:12:34,718
And in the meantime,
it's business as usual.
1478
01:12:34,718 --> 01:12:36,099
- That's fantastic.
1479
01:12:36,099 --> 01:12:37,676
And you know what five years means?
1480
01:12:37,676 --> 01:12:38,528
- What?
1481
01:12:38,528 --> 01:12:40,056
- Brand new council.
1482
01:12:40,056 --> 01:12:42,199
Means this council doesn't
have to deal with it
1483
01:12:42,199 --> 01:12:43,778
until after the next election.
1484
01:12:43,778 --> 01:12:45,308
- Well, you know about this stuff.
1485
01:12:45,308 --> 01:12:47,047
All I know is I get to unpack my boxes.
1486
01:12:47,047 --> 01:12:49,056
- Ray, phone.
1487
01:12:49,056 --> 01:12:50,959
- No, no, no, I got this.
1488
01:12:50,959 --> 01:12:53,292
- I was just gettin' my gum.
1489
01:12:55,018 --> 01:12:56,178
Good news, Lauren.
1490
01:12:56,178 --> 01:12:58,047
The council has voted
to keep the golf course
1491
01:12:58,047 --> 01:12:59,850
for another five years.
1492
01:12:59,850 --> 01:13:01,635
- Oh, that's wonderful.
1493
01:13:01,635 --> 01:13:03,490
I'm so proud of you, Bogart.
1494
01:13:03,490 --> 01:13:04,490
I really am.
1495
01:13:05,716 --> 01:13:06,890
- Thank you.
1496
01:13:10,662 --> 01:13:12,330
Is that for me?
1497
01:13:12,330 --> 01:13:13,264
- One cup of tea.
1498
01:13:13,264 --> 01:13:14,760
- I was gonna order one.
1499
01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:15,612
How'd you know?
1500
01:13:15,612 --> 01:13:17,480
- Sometimes I know what you're gonna say,
1501
01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:18,897
most of the time.
1502
01:13:20,589 --> 01:13:23,174
- Hey, what'd you do that for?
1503
01:13:23,174 --> 01:13:25,091
- I've been wondering whether I'd like it.
1504
01:13:25,091 --> 01:13:27,331
- And, what's the verdict?
1505
01:13:27,331 --> 01:13:28,913
- I don't know yet.
1506
01:13:37,447 --> 01:13:39,150
I'll be in the kitchen.
1507
01:13:39,150 --> 01:13:42,190
If you need anything just whistle.
1508
01:13:42,190 --> 01:13:44,064
You know how to whistle don't you?
1509
01:13:44,064 --> 01:13:47,481
You just put your lips together and blow.
1510
01:13:49,636 --> 01:13:51,279
Bogart?
1511
01:13:51,279 --> 01:13:52,338
Bogart.
1512
01:13:52,338 --> 01:13:53,797
Bogart.
1513
01:13:53,797 --> 01:13:55,276
Are you okay?
1514
01:13:55,276 --> 01:13:56,776
- Yes, I know how.
1515
01:13:57,692 --> 01:13:59,084
- Your tea.
1516
01:13:59,084 --> 01:14:00,430
- Oh, thank you.
1517
01:14:00,430 --> 01:14:01,806
- Are you sure, you're okay?
1518
01:14:01,806 --> 01:14:02,962
- Absolutely.
1519
01:14:02,962 --> 01:14:04,850
- Okay, well, if you need anything,
1520
01:14:04,850 --> 01:14:06,517
you know where I am.
1521
01:14:07,975 --> 01:14:09,406
- Golf is a funny game.
1522
01:14:09,406 --> 01:14:11,478
Whether people play it or not, love it or,
1523
01:14:11,478 --> 01:14:13,214
they usually have an opinion about it.
1524
01:14:13,214 --> 01:14:15,830
And those who don't know it,
can't possibly understand
1525
01:14:15,830 --> 01:14:18,107
that it's more than a game.
1526
01:14:18,107 --> 01:14:20,880
At the end of the day, just like in life,
1527
01:14:20,880 --> 01:14:23,308
it doesn't really matter
if you suck at it.
1528
01:14:23,308 --> 01:14:27,225
What matters is you tee
it up and give it a go.
1529
01:14:31,974 --> 01:14:35,854
♪ Shufflin' my feet ♪
1530
01:14:35,854 --> 01:14:40,854
♪ Hands in pockets deep ♪
1531
01:14:40,975 --> 01:14:45,975
♪ I didn't hear a word you said ♪
1532
01:14:48,016 --> 01:14:51,690
♪ A million miles away ♪
1533
01:14:51,690 --> 01:14:56,690
♪ With nothin' good to say ♪
1534
01:14:57,011 --> 01:15:01,934
♪ I wish I could go back to bed ♪
1535
01:15:01,934 --> 01:15:05,624
♪ Sometimes the things
you think you want ♪
1536
01:15:05,624 --> 01:15:10,334
♪ Are not the things you really need ♪
1537
01:15:10,334 --> 01:15:14,005
♪ If I really needed you ♪
1538
01:15:14,005 --> 01:15:19,005
♪ Would you need me ♪
1539
01:15:23,439 --> 01:15:27,368
♪ Been sleepin' double ♪
1540
01:15:27,368 --> 01:15:32,368
♪ On other people's couches ♪
1541
01:15:32,482 --> 01:15:37,482
♪ Try not to get in their way ♪
1542
01:15:39,469 --> 01:15:43,721
♪ Some destination this is ♪
1543
01:15:43,721 --> 01:15:48,721
♪ I put on my brave face ♪
1544
01:15:48,857 --> 01:15:53,857
♪ And have my tea and sandwiches ♪
1545
01:15:53,921 --> 01:15:57,672
♪ Sometimes the things
you think you want ♪
1546
01:15:57,672 --> 01:16:02,346
♪ Are not the things you really need ♪
1547
01:16:02,346 --> 01:16:05,986
♪ If I really needed you ♪
1548
01:16:05,986 --> 01:16:09,912
♪ Would you need me ♪
1549
01:16:09,912 --> 01:16:14,500
♪ Sometimes the places
that we see inside ♪
1550
01:16:14,500 --> 01:16:18,376
♪ Our dreams become a reality ♪
1551
01:16:18,376 --> 01:16:21,790
♪ If I really needed you ♪
1552
01:16:21,790 --> 01:16:25,373
♪ Would you be good for me ♪
1553
01:16:39,657 --> 01:16:41,987
- Woodlands Golf Club.
1554
01:16:41,987 --> 01:16:45,097
You want a tee time between nine and 9:30?
1555
01:16:45,097 --> 01:16:47,097
Sorry, we're all booked.
1556
01:16:48,873 --> 01:16:51,363
- I suck at golf golf.
1557
01:16:51,363 --> 01:16:53,203
- I suck at golf.
1558
01:16:53,203 --> 01:16:55,321
- I suck at golf.
1559
01:16:55,321 --> 01:16:57,552
- I suck at golf.
1560
01:16:57,552 --> 01:16:59,082
- I suck at golf.
1561
01:16:59,082 --> 01:17:00,696
- I suck at golf.
1562
01:17:00,696 --> 01:17:02,113
- I suck at golf.
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