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The following programme contains
strong language.
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♪ THE ROLLING STONES:
Can't You Hear Me Knocking
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♪ Yeah, you got satin shoes
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♪ Yeah, you got plastic boots
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♪ Y'all got cocaine eyes
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♪ Yeah, you got speed-freak jive
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♪ Can't you hear me knockin'
on your window? ♪
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(CHATTER AND LAUGHTER)
Hello, Margaret.
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Would you care to try that again?
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(CHUCKLES) All right, yeah.
Your Highness and whatnot.
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I know you. You're a singer.
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More of an anarchist, really.
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The singing's just my route
to the downtrodden.
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Not many downtrodden in here.
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Yeah. I'm sort of parodying
the whole scene.
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You're doing ever so well.
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The newspapers say your marriage
isn't doing so great.
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Aren't they mean?
Terribly so.
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But if it's true,
may I offer myself up
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for, you know,
a bit of national service?
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Darling, while I admire
your ambition,
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is the Queen's sister
not a little above your station?
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I thought you were supposed to be
the fun one.
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These things are relative.
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Then prove it.
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(GROANING)
Ooh! Oops.
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(HICCUPS AND GRUNTS)
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Hello, Margaret.
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Hello, Elizabeth.
(BURPS)
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(GRUNTS)
Forgive me.
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(GRUNTING)
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Expanding one's mind
is not as much fun as one hoped.
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Well, you're only just starting.
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I'm afraid I shan't be able
to see you again.
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Why ever not?
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Because my sole role in life
is to support my sister
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and not cause the family
any embarrassment.
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Which tends to preclude anything
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that risks being
the slightest bit fun.
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Keith, put it down.
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There is a place, however,
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where one can have
as much fun as one wants.
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Oh, yeah? Where's that, then?
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You came! How industrious of you.
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Great vibe.
This is Basil.
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You all right?
Hey, man.
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How about a little fortification?
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Your Highness, could I trouble you
for some payment?
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Wonderful, Basil. Wonderful humour.
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So, what news from home?
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The bloody Beatles have got MBEs.
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You can't be jealous, surely.
An anarchist like yourself?
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God, no. Far from it.
I just think it's a shame
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that your sister's being duped
by all that Northern ballocks.
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I'm sure they'll get round
to giving you a trinket.
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I'd turn it down.
No, you wouldn't.
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I'd consider turning it down.
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Well, I'm sure she'd be on the edge
of her broom, darling.
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They probably think
I'm too dangerous.
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Oh, undoubtedly.
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And if I may be somewhat forward...
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I rather hope that you are.
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I suppose you want me
to come to the palace for tea?
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You'd have to dine below stairs,
of course, being a bit of raff.
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A bit of raff? I'm from Dartford,
we've got a Sainsbury's.
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The Sainsburys
have moved to Dartford?
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(KNOCKING)
Phone call, Your Highness.
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Thank you, Basil.
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Darling, did you fly
out of London Airport?
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Yeah.
Oh, Christ.
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♪ THE ROLLING STONES:
Everybody Needs Somebody To Love
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♪ Everybody wants somebody... ♪
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THROUGH PHONE: "I forbade you."
Elizabeth, we have a deal.
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I give you ten months of the year
to smile and cut bloody ribbons
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and as reward I may come here
and indulge myself.
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"I imagine you've been indulging
with some abandon."
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Oh, Elizabeth. How very un-regal.
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"If you must holiday
with a musician,
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why not one
of those nice Beatle boys?
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I like Dingo."
Ringo.
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"I thought it was Dingo."
No.
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"He looks like a dingo."
He's not called Dingo.
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"Well, perhaps he should be."
Was there anything else?
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"Just promise me you won't stir up
the newspapers, Margaret.
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You or your friend."
I live to serve Your Majesty.
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"Well, that's more like it."
(CLICK / DIAL TONE)
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♪ Something happened to me yesterday
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♪ Something I can't speak of
right away
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♪ Something happened to me
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♪ Something oh so groovy... ♪
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Her Majesty.
Something... ♪
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I know.
"He has to go."
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I said I know.
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"I'm sorry, Margaret."
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Then I'll allow you
to make it up to me.
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I didn't enjoy it
as much as I thought I would.
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I suspect that's
the point of incarceration.
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I thought it'd be full
of plucky salt of the Earth types
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but if I'm honest,
they were sort of arseholes.
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Well, you're out now.
How did that happen, then?
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I was supposed to do three months.
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I'm afraid it was a parting gift,
darling.
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If you ever need me, love,
I'll be there.
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Goodbye, Michael.
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♪ PAUL SIMON:
50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
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♪ The problem is all inside
your head, she said to me
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♪ The answer is easy
if you take it logically
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♪ I'd like to help you
with your struggle to be free
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♪ There must be
50 ways to leave your lover... ♪
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(KNOCKING)
BASIL: Phone call, Your Highness.
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Have we been overthrown?
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They have a photo of you
and your latest friend.
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They came here?
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I think it's time for your companion
to exit proceedings.
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This is a private island.
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"Nothing is private any more."
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Of course, I wouldn't have to
sneak around
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if you'd let me divorce.
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Well, you'll have to now.
Thank you, Elizabeth. What a treat.
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Margaret. Don't you see?
Times are changing.
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There's no reverence any more
and this kind of thing
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gives our enemies the ammunition
they crave.
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Some are saying they wish you
to retire from public life.
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Oh, really?
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And tell me, Elizabeth.
How the fuck might one do that?
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I don't know.
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Well, let me know when you do.
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(THUNDER / RAIN POURING)
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Hello, Margaret.
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Thank you so much for coming.
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You were there when they went for me.
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And it sort of tied in
with the tax exile thing.
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Oh, cheer me up, darling.
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I'm getting divorced.
You too? What happened?
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Officially, it's on the grounds
of adultery
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but in reality, Bianca can't separate
the actions of Mick Jagger the man
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and Mick Jagger the character.
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Oh, I have missed you, Michael.
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Well, I'm here now.
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Basil, could you bring Michael
the key for Stargroves?
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Of course, Your Highness.
It's for sale, if you're interested.
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Your little friend still around?
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No. Scuttled off.
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Right. So...?
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Michael, I don't have
a great many friends
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and I should like
to keep you as one this time.
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I think this is the most likely
way to do that, don't you?
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Yeah, all right.
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I suppose it's the last taboo,
really, isn't it?
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Not having sex.
Maybe that could be my new thing.
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I don't think that's the route
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you'd truly like to traverse,
is it, Michael?
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-No.
-No.
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Fuck that!
Quite.
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I'll see you back at the house.
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So, what do you think of Jerry?
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I do like Americans.
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They have such a puppy-ish quality.
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She's engaged to Bryan Ferry.
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That would appear
to offer certain complications.
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She's breaking it off
when we get back.
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To be honest, I feel sorry
for Bryan but...what can you do?
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Other people's lives.
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I'm so glad you bought the house.
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Worth every penny to see you, love.
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And they've got that whole Caribbean
manana, manana approach to tax.
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Oh, they're wonderful people,
Michael.
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They have clung me to their bosom
and I shall never forget it.
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Not now, Basil.
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So? Come on, how was the wedding?
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It was surprisingly affecting.
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Diana looked very beautiful
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and Charles managed
to get her name right.
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Elton wasn't invited, was he?
No.
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Thank Christ.
(CHUCKLES)
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You know, Margaret, you seem
dangerously close to being happy.
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Oh, Michael. I am liberated.
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The press don't care about me
any more.
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They have a younger, prettier
princess to pretend to worry about.
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It really is
the most wonderful thing,
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to feel that one's life
is one's own.
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So what are you gonna do with it?
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I have absolutely no idea.
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Well, I'm very much looking forward
to meeting her.
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Meeting whom?
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Oh, didn't they tell you?
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Diana wants to meet
the nation's cultural figures.
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I've heard she has a lot of ideas.
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They've booked me in.
Lunch at the palace.
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The first step to Sir Mick.
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I remember when
you were an anarchist.
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Still am, love, still am.
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I'm subverting the system
from the inside.
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How clever.
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Tell me. Did the invite come through
the palace or her office?
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Why does it matter?
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Because, darling...
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the palace retains final approval
over diaries.
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Margaret. She's a princess.
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If she wants to feast her little eyes
over old Mick,
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they can't exactly stop her.
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Oh, Michael.
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It was bloody cancelled.
No, it wasn't.
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"You what?"
Diana threw a tantrum.
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She wanted to meet a pop star
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so, well, they had to let her
meet a pop star.
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Who?
"Must you ask, darling?"
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If you say Elton, I'll hang myself.
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Philip Collins.
Jesus Christ!
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Apparently, he was very pleasant.
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Oh, I bet he was.
I bet Collins bloody lapped it up,
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eating cucumber sandwiches
with his little sausage fingers.
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I heard he was a fitting substitute.
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What, for me? Phil Collins? For me?
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Who might you have rathered?
What, than Collins?
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I don't know, Roland Rat?
(CHUCKLES)
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Keith, get down right now.
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I've got to go, love.
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(CLATTER / THUDDING)
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Happy now?
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Yeah, you have. Just a tickle. Here.
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One has not the slightest clue
to what you refer.
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There's no shame in it.
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Look at McCartney,
he looks bloody haunted.
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Or Elton, with that doormat
nailed onto his head.
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Now that I'm the forgotten princess,
I find I can do all sorts of things.
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Do you know I holidayed
with a male companion in Italy?
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We held hands, toured the palaces.
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We kissed in a bloody piazza.
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You deviant!
I know!
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Well, if your new bloke doesn't mind,
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I'd like you to be my date
at the palace.
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I've got a new plan. Tony Blair.
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Oh. The fox lover.
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Don't knock him.
He had me round his house.
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Made me watch him play guitar.
Fuck me, that was a long night.
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But it was worth it.
He's putting me up for a knighthood.
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Oh, Michael.
He promised.
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Well, he was decidedly foolish
to do that.
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♪ No, you can't always get
what you want
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♪ You can't always get
what you want... ♪
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The Honours this month.
Thank you, Harold.
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♪ You can't always get what you want
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♪ But if you try some time... ♪
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Oh, dear.
You get what you need... ♪
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Oh, for...
Who's next? Chas
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Must you care so much, darling?
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Must you still be the boy
from Dartford asking to be let in?
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It's nothing to do with that.
It's the principle of the thing.
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I see.
I've done some things, Margaret.
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I've done things that
you wouldn't believe but Elton?
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My God, he's been there, you know?
He's been there.
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Perhaps if you engaged
in more charitable pursuits...
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I do charity. I did bloody Live Aid
for Bob and, you know, the Africans.
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You don't do charity like Elton.
Oh, what, his black and white ball?
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That's just an excuse for Elton
to stick the sequins on
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and whip out his...
Not all of it, Keith. Not all of it!
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We'll soon be back out there,
Michael.
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Celebrating another year of freedom
for me
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and another year
as a commoner for you.
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A big old party at Basil's.
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How does that sound?
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Diana's death changes everything.
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The business with the flag.
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The criticism of the Queen.
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They'd finally found a Royal
they could love
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and they blame us for losing her.
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It was a lovely funeral.
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And to be fair, Elton did OK.
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A little bit karaoke but he's always
had a bit of the Dog and Duck in him.
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They're coming after me again.
Did you notice?
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"Princess Margaret,
who attended the funeral alone."
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That is the sound
of claws sharpening.
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And a new angle.
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Not the love-struck princess,
nor the predatory harlot...
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but the tragical woman
left on the shelf.
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You give them too much power,
Margaret. You always have.
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Well...they won't have much longer
to torment me.
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They've popped one of my lungs out,
darling.
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Why didn't you say anything?
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Why? Did you want it?
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Illness is bad for the brand,
Michael.
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But between us, I fear
I'm not long for this world.
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Nah. Not with your breeding.
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Generations have spent their lives
sat at home doing fuck all
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to look after those genes of yours.
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Not now, Basil.
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(WATER RUNNING)
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I'm staying here.
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ON PHONE:
"Margaret, the Royal physician
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says you are to come home
immediately."
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They just need a little lotion.
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"A little lotion? Margaret,
you'll need skin grafts."
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I'm staying here.
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"Why do you have to be
so bloody difficult?"
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Because for 40 years
this is the only place
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where I've enjoyed
the slightest sense of freedom.
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And I know that if I leave now,
I shall never return.
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"Oh, Margaret."
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I'm sorry, Elizabeth.
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Another embarrassment
for you to worry about.
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"Margaret, my only worry
is that you're injured
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and well, there's no alternative way
to phrase this but I love you.
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I know that's not a sentiment
we bandy about and quite right too
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but I do and you're just going to
have to accept it."
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I live to serve Your Majesty.
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"And you do it better than anyone."
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May I have one more day?
I have a friend on his way.
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Cheer me up, darling.
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I'm getting divorced.
Oh, for Christ's sake.
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I'll be honest, love.
It's a real slap in the face.
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Right before the baby's born as well.
Jerry's pregnant?
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She's not, no. Which is, apparently,
a whole big drama.
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You know, Michael, I've had the best
days of my life on this island.
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I mean, just look at Basil.
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For 40 years he has opened his doors
and invited us into his home.
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-My home?
-I only wish
we could repay the hospitality.
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Ma'am, your plane is ready.
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One more minute, please.
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You know, Michael, when I was born,
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the nation had prayed for a prince.
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I entered the world
as a disappointment
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and that is how I shall exit.
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At least I was consistent.
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With respect, Your Highness...
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that's a load of old bollocks.
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Well, what was my life, then?
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I fell in love with the wrong men.
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I drank, I smoked.
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I was berated, ridiculed and pitied.
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What would you call that, Michael,
if not disappointment?
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I call it rock and roll.
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You know, they'll give you
your trinket after I go.
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Once the press
can't make the connection.
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I'll turn it down.
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No, you won't.
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Goodbye, Michael.
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Goodbye, Margaret.
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Not now, Basil.
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♪ THE ROLLING STONES:
Waiting On A Friend
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♪ I'm not waiting on a lady
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♪ I'm just waiting on a friend
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♪ Mmm, a smile relieves a heart
that grieves
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♪ Remember what I said
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♪ I'm not waiting on a lady
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♪ I'm just waiting on a friend
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♪ I'm just waiting on a friend
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♪ I'm just waiting on a friend... ♪
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